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New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 07:47:45 AM

Title: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 07:47:45 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1635618625695432705?s=46&t=wyY1y-guJL2NMGsnjemFFQ
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 07:50:44 AM
The Dukes of Lazard
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 07:59:13 AM
Hope this materializes. He's a nice complement to Wilson and Moore.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 08:10:01 AM
I hope Elijah Moore is a Packer next season
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2023, 08:14:16 AM
I hope Elijah Moore is a Packer next season

Damn. Beyond redemption?
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 08:15:40 AM
I hope Elijah Moore is a Packer next season

i hope we keep Moore, and send Will Parks/Tony Adams instead.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 08:16:14 AM
Damn. Beyond redemption?

Not a fan of someone that quits on a team during a win

(a winning streak actually)
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2023, 08:44:05 AM
i hope we keep Moore, and send Will Parks/Tony Adams instead.

Parks is an OK depth / ST player. I haven't quite figured out why Tony Adams exists.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: steves850 on March 14, 2023, 09:31:07 AM
Not a fan of someone that quits on a team during a win

(a winning streak actually)

I understand but dude is 22 years old and a talented. He can be redeemed.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 09:33:02 AM
I understand but dude is 22 years old and a talented. He can be redeemed.
Aaron Rodgers needs to lock Moore in a sensory deprivation tank until he experiences ego death.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 14, 2023, 09:48:20 AM
Not a fan of someone that quits on a team during a win

(a winning streak actually)

I don't blame you, and under most circumstances, I'd agree with you, but given how much has come out since that whole situation, you don't think he's redeemable? He wasn't wrong that LaFleur's scheme/playcalling sucked, and he was reasonably frustrated that Zach couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.

I don't fault you for your stance. It's pee poor behavior to quit on your teammates regardless of circumstances. I just give him leeway because he's still immature and he had legit complaints.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: dcm1602 on March 14, 2023, 09:56:08 AM
I'd rather keep Moore, let Rodgers fluff up his value and then trade him in the last year of his rookie deal when the Jets realize he's not the kind of guy you want to give a huge contract

Trading cost controlled assets when their volume is low isn't a thing I like, especially if he has real rebound potential under new/stronger leadership

Butting heads with a rookie OC rookie HC, and rookie qb who doesn't belong in the NFL will be very different from the locker room next year
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 10:22:33 AM
I don't blame you, and under most circumstances, I'd agree with you, but given how much has come out since that whole situation, you don't think he's redeemable? He wasn't wrong that LaFleur's scheme/playcalling sucked, and he was reasonably frustrated that Zach couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.

I don't fault you for your stance. It's pee poor behavior to quit on your teammates regardless of circumstances. I just give him leeway because he's still immature and he had legit complaints.

He quit during the Cleveland comeback.  That was enough for me.  He is a me first player. 
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 10:26:29 AM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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2m
With the Jets closing in on a deal for WR Allen Lazard, another WR expected to be on their radar in the coming days of free agency is Packers’ veteran Randall Cobb, per league sources.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2023, 10:26:48 AM
Sign all of Rodgers' buddies
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 14, 2023, 10:29:09 AM
He quit during the Cleveland comeback.  That was enough for me.  He is a me first player. 

Totally fair. I think he has time to mature and there's talent there, so I'm willing to let it go. But I get your POV
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 10:32:55 AM
Bring Cobb in to return punts and kickoffs (Berrios replacement)
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 10:35:06 AM
Bring Cobb in to return punts and kickoffs (Berrios replacement)

Cobb has fielded a total of 4 kickoffs over his last 8 seasons
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Libero_2 on March 14, 2023, 10:37:33 AM
Cobb has fielded a total of 4 kickoffs over his last 8 seasons

Well how many did Berrios return last year 20? We didn’t give up a ton of scores and most KOs are touchbacks anyways. Not a lot of opportunities for return men any more
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 10:38:56 AM
Well how many did Berrios return last year 20? We didn’t give up a ton of scores and most KOs are touchbacks anyways. Not a lot of opportunities for return men any more

Cobb is not a kick returner.

Keisean Nixon was Green Bay's return specialist.  He's one of the best in the league.  He was undrafted.  We can find an inexpensive player to return kicks.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 10:40:53 AM
Cobb has fielded a total of 4 kickoffs over his last 8 seasons
he's got a kickoff return TD and a punt return TD..in the same season.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 10:41:58 AM
he's got a kickoff return TD and a punt return TD..in the same season.

when he was a rookie
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 10:45:59 AM
when he was a rookie

still counts
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2023, 10:46:45 AM
still counts

Not for the 2023 Jets
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 10:49:03 AM
Not for the 2023 Jets

Brant Boyer disagrees
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Libero_2 on March 14, 2023, 10:51:07 AM
Cobb is not a kick returner.

Keisean Nixon was Green Bay's return specialist.  He's one of the best in the league.  He was undrafted.  We can find an inexpensive player to return kicks.

I was kidding.

Bam Knight is currently slated to be our KR guy. Who knows who the PR will be, but somebody will emerge.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2023, 10:57:04 AM
I was kidding.

Bam Knight is currently slated to be our KR guy. Who knows who the PR will be, but somebody will emerge.

I would once again propose Echols. Hands and speed.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 01:55:25 PM
I'd rather keep Moore but if he ends up being a piece in a Rodgers trade, I am fine with that.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 14, 2023, 02:23:48 PM
https://twitter.com/damienwoody/status/1635698334210949120?s=20 (https://twitter.com/damienwoody/status/1635698334210949120?s=20)

Damien Woody is not a fan.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 02:27:23 PM
Corey Davis has missed 7 more games than Allen Lazard over the past two seasons. 
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2023, 02:27:55 PM
No one should have a problem with Davis leaving.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 02:29:59 PM
Davis puts the ball on the ground (fumbles and drops) and he can't stay healthy.  He's also never, ever been in a factor in the red zone.

Lazard is 6'5.  He scores touchdowns and blocks his derriere off.  It's a clear upgrade.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 14, 2023, 02:31:23 PM
No one should have a problem with Davis leaving.

Yeah, I don't see too many people lining up to defend him.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2023, 02:31:43 PM
Lazard is a good signing with or without Rodgers. The only thing that would change that is if we had the opportunity to trade for Evans.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 02:32:34 PM
There isn't a big difference between Davis and Lazard for me, but that's fine. Both can be the big possession WR complement to Wilson and Moore or whoever.

Lazard is better in the red zone and has been healthier so I slightly prefer him but there's not a big difference.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 02:33:08 PM
Lazard is a good signing with or without Rodgers. The only thing that would change that is if we had the opportunity to trade for Evans.

*checks Rodgers' list*

hmmm..nope.  Don't see a Mike Evans here.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 02:33:15 PM
There isn't a big difference between Davis and Lazard for me, but that's fine. Both can be the big possession WR complement to Wilson and Moore or whoever.

Lazard is better in the red zone and has been healthier so I slightly prefer him but there's not a big difference.

Significant difference in the perimeter blocking department
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2023, 02:38:21 PM
TBF Davis is a decent blocker. But given we can move off him for virtually nothing and get a cheaper version who our QB likes, it's really not worth getting verklempt about. I don't believe any of these deals are actually getting inked until Rodgers is done, right now we're lining it up for him and then they'll all click into place at once when the window to sign players actually opens at 4pm tomorrow.

Right now the only players on the list we can actually sign are ODB and Rodgers.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 02:42:43 PM
Corey Davis is the perfect mix of having hooks for hands and being injury prone.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: insanity on March 14, 2023, 02:42:49 PM
Lazard is a good signing with or without Rodgers. The only thing that would change that is if we had the opportunity to trade for Evans.
I dont get why people keep mentioning evans.  He isn't an option
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 02:50:49 PM
TBF Davis is a decent blocker.

Davis is fine outside, but Lazard is one of the best.  It's an extremely under-appreciated skillset.  If we want to run outside zone with Breece Hall, we need physical wideouts.

Wilson becomes a nightmare in matchup in the slot similar to how Minnesota uses Justin Jefferson if we get Lazard and OBJ. 
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2023, 02:58:22 PM
Dick delivering stats.

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1635729502977523712
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2023, 03:08:56 PM
Dick delivering stats.

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1635729502977523712

Rodgers had to rely way too much on Lazard last year (particularly early in the season) as his de facto #1 receiver.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2023, 03:08:56 PM
Davis last 2 years: 66 rec, 1028 yards, 6 TDs, 2 fumbles
Lazard last 2 years: 100 rec, 1301 yards, 13 TDs, 0 fumbles

Lazard has the blocking advantage, rapport with Rodgers, knows the playbook already, and is a better complement to our current receiving core
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 14, 2023, 03:12:23 PM
Lazard expected to sign with us for $10M APY per Rap. We save more than that by cutting Davis.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:16:02 PM
Lazard expected to sign with us for $10M APY per Rap.
Good. Didnt want to give him much more. To me he is a direct replacement for Davis and a slightly better fit given Rodgers. Was worried we would overpay but that is similar to Davis from 2 offseasons ago.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Libero_2 on March 14, 2023, 03:16:15 PM
Lazard expected to sign with us for $10M APY per Rap.

That’s nuts, I would have thought Lazard would be $13-$15 million. If you get him for the same price as Davis, you get younger, healthier and better for the same price, and extending the “cheap” wr deal into the future which will only look better as WR salaries increase over time.

freak it, regardless of Rodgers, bring in Lazard for that deal.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 03:17:52 PM
Lazard expected to sign with us for $10M APY per Rap. We save more than that by cutting Davis.

Let’s go
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2023, 03:21:27 PM
4 years, $44 million, $22 million guaranteed

seems fine
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Libero_2 on March 14, 2023, 03:21:55 PM
Some dork called Jordan Schultz with 233k followers reporting it’s done

4 years 44 million with 22 guaranteed.

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1635737259424055315?cxt=HHwWpoC83d6Xp7MtAAAA
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:22:12 PM
4 years, $44 million, $22 million guaranteed

seems fine
Bigger guarantee/more years than I would like. But APY is better than expected so I'll take it.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: guinness77 on March 14, 2023, 03:23:59 PM
I’d like Lazard regardless of Rodgers or not. He’s a solid player and, most importantly, not Corey Davis.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2023, 03:24:04 PM
Bigger guarantee/more years than I would like. But APY is better than expected so I'll take it.

Really only a guarantee he'll be on roster for 2 years. One of those with A A Ron (presumably). Not the end of the world
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 03:24:46 PM
lets goooooo
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:25:01 PM
Jason from OverTheCap threw out MVS as a potential trade option (unsourced).

He actually would be a good fit here. We don't have that pure deep threat.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 03:26:58 PM
I’d like Lazard regardless of Rodgers or not. He’s a solid player and, most importantly, not Corey Davis.

this
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Libero_2 on March 14, 2023, 03:27:51 PM
I’m curious, do we cut Davis, or trade him? I’d imagine he has some value around the league at his price as an expiring deal.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 03:28:09 PM
Jason from OverTheCap threw out MVS as a potential trade option (unsourced).

He actually would be a good fit here. We don't have that pure deep threat.

We'd have to cut ties with Corey Davis and Elijah Moore.

Garrett Wilson
Allen Lazard
Randall Cobb
MVS

OBJ slides into WR2 if that happens.  Wilson becomes slot threat.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 03:28:24 PM
I’m curious, do we cut Davis, or trade him? I’d imagine he has some value around the league at his price as an expiring deal.

hopefully trading him to Green Bay
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:32:46 PM
I’d like Lazard regardless of Rodgers or not. He’s a solid player and, most importantly, not Corey Davis.
Yeah I don't think Lazard is great but I think his skillset fits very well with Wilson and that is a fair contract for whoever is QB
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2023, 03:33:00 PM
I’m curious, do we cut Davis, or trade him? I’d imagine he has some value around the league at his price as an expiring deal.

I doubt anyone is trading for that money, he's not worth it. There are a bunch of FA receivers out there still.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:34:27 PM
Lazard, Wilson and Moore is a perfectly good top 3. Still need a WR4 with that group.

And if we trade Moore to sign vets, I am OK with that too.

No way Beckham gets what he wants in salary
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 14, 2023, 03:36:22 PM
Of we get Corey Davis production that stays on the field then I'm fine with this, with or without Rodgers.

If we get anything more I'll be thrilled.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:38:35 PM
Of we get Corey Davis production that stays on the field then I'm fine with this, with or without Rodgers.

If we get anything more I'll be thrilled.
Exactly my expectation/hope.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2023, 03:39:30 PM
Of we get Corey Davis production that stays on the field then I'm fine with this, with or without Rodgers.

If we get anything more I'll be thrilled.

His theoretical peak is 60/788/6 (what he put up with Rodgers last year as basically WR1). That's better than CD never putting up 500 yards for us, although we had notably worse QB play here as well, I'd bet it breaks about even, so definitely worth saving $1 million to bring in Rodgers bait
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:40:09 PM
https://twitter.com/D7_Reed/status/1635736603003080704?s=20
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:41:56 PM
His theoretical peak is 60/788/6 (what he put up with Rodgers last year as basically WR1). That's better than CD never putting up 500 yards for us, although we had notably worse QB play here as well, I'd bet it breaks about even, so definitely worth saving $1 million to bring in Rodgers bait
You're also missing the healthy part.

On a per game basis they are similar players. You just hope you get more games.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 03:44:33 PM
https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1635741760885325824?s=20
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 03:45:30 PM
Some dork called Jordan Schultz with 233k followers reporting it’s done

4 years 44 million with 22 guaranteed.

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1635737259424055315?cxt=HHwWpoC83d6Xp7MtAAAA
It's not official until MB sees Dov Kleiman tweet it.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2023, 03:46:15 PM
https://twitter.com/D7_Reed/status/1635736603003080704?s=20

(https://i.imgur.com/zZEzqGN.png)
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 03:49:33 PM
You're also missing the healthy part.

On a per game basis they are similar players. You just hope you get more games.

You’re only looking at receiving stats…

Lazard impacts the game as a blocker far more than Davis.  He’s also a tougher matchup in the redzone.  We upgraded here.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 14, 2023, 03:49:40 PM
https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1635741760885325824?s=20

Yes. Please do this.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2023, 04:01:16 PM
You can do some really tricky stuff in the play-action game with Lazard.

He’s such a pain in the derriere as a blocker that the stalk-and-whatever route he wants to run comes open a lot.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 14, 2023, 04:04:46 PM
Lazard impacts the game as a blocker far more than Davis.  He’s also a tougher matchup in the redzone.  We upgraded here.
I agree. Those are skillsets we need and a great compliment to Wilson.

There was a time people thought Lazard may move to tight end because he isnt fast but he is big and a great blocker. He was miscast as WR1 last year with the Packers.

But if you put him next to a guy like Wilson, I think his skillset stands out a lot more.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2023, 05:38:39 PM
Alanis Lazerhawk
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Cane on March 14, 2023, 06:13:32 PM
For a fanbase that freaking LOVES moderately talented overachieving receivers who do the dirty work, I’m surprised people were anti-Lazard.

We should all be Lazard people.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 06:38:51 PM


We should all be Lazard people.

 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230314/35c239b9e8a868392cc8a9fba5464005.jpg)
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2023, 07:46:35 PM
https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/849283344143720451?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Me to Non Lazard people
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 14, 2023, 10:25:50 PM
(https://i.redd.it/m8nv6ecohuna1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2023, 12:53:59 PM
https://twitter.com/allenlazard/status/1636044100905598977?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Wait this is a real nickname??

Love this guy
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 15, 2023, 12:59:32 PM
https://twitter.com/allenlazard/status/1636044100905598977?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Wait this is a real nickname??

Love this guy

That's amazing, 2 steps up from the sun gawd

Now let's love him for all the RZ TDs
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 16, 2023, 09:49:05 PM
https://twitter.com/AllenLazard/status/1636531611553480709?s=20
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2023, 10:27:10 AM
https://twitter.com/snyjets/status/1636750401318920194?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2023, 05:35:13 PM
We will be using this phrase.

https://www.nbcsportsedge.com/article/matthew-berrys-nfl-combine-buzz/23-most-interesting-things-i-heard-combine
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 17, 2023, 06:06:19 PM
We will be using this phrase.

https://www.nbcsportsedge.com/article/matthew-berrys-nfl-combine-buzz/23-most-interesting-things-i-heard-combine
When is that the thread title?
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2023, 06:19:09 PM
When is that the thread title?

Done. Impressively gay.
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2023, 07:44:40 PM
Some cap stuff for dcm

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1636890492473339904?t=Nqqzj4DETOQlJ7vhZGbSUQ&s=19
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2023, 09:02:28 PM
Some cap stuff for dcm

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1636890492473339904?t=Nqqzj4DETOQlJ7vhZGbSUQ&s=19

Feasibly could keep Davis cap # if we wanted

Doesn’t mean we want Davis. But we could bring another receiver around that rate for next year.
Title: Re: Jets sign WR Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: delavan on March 18, 2023, 09:15:05 AM
When is that the thread title?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Erect_nipples.jpg
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2023, 09:17:08 AM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230318/8e6634876fef87cd3d4cd8d494e29748.jpg)
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Coach K on March 18, 2023, 09:37:37 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230318/8e6634876fef87cd3d4cd8d494e29748.jpg)
Barney frank knew about the trade 2 years in advance
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2023, 10:11:28 AM
Barney frank knew about the trade 2 years in advance
The tweet is actually from 2011 so Frank was thinking of a teenage Lazard.
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Coach K on March 18, 2023, 10:13:59 AM
The tweet is actually from 2011 so Frank was thinking of a teenage Lazard.
That actually holds more weight. Mustve been in tbe pizza shop basement watching little league footage with Manish mehta
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2023, 10:45:41 AM
Stop. My nipples can only get so erect.
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 20, 2023, 03:27:24 PM
We finally have a power forward in the receiving corps. 

A true red zone threat that wins consistently over the middle of the field.  He should thrive in the quick passing game.  It's also going to be fun watching him blocking for Wilson on screens.
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 10, 2023, 02:15:58 PM
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1656295628266250242?t=BOtGA0_HrIYx8PIUySjyLQ&s=19

Fun nugget on how the Lazard King joined the Jets.
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: reuben on May 23, 2023, 03:40:07 PM
https://twitter.com/AllenLazard/status/1661095268002021376 (https://twitter.com/AllenLazard/status/1661095268002021376)
Title: Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2023, 09:56:10 PM
https://x.com/mikenash15/status/1701761486454968750?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 07, 2023, 07:17:56 AM
Oh my sweet, summer children.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: reuben on November 07, 2023, 07:28:22 AM
Lozer
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 07, 2023, 08:54:52 AM
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1721881438478373029?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2023, 09:25:18 AM
I was expecting a little more for 4 yrs 44 million than the ghost of Chaz "Chad Shillings" Schilens
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 07, 2023, 09:28:33 AM
Free Brownlee.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Miamipuck on November 07, 2023, 10:07:26 AM
This guy is a bum.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2023, 10:28:53 AM
3 drops, 3 penalties

a nightmare performance
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 07, 2023, 10:45:23 AM
3 drops, 3 penalties

a nightmare performance

Dude needs to find the bench for a game. I'm not saying it'll give us better offensive production but I'll feel better knowing he's not out there turfing passes that hit him square in the hands or chest.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2023, 10:54:36 AM
Dude needs to find the bench for a game. I'm not saying it'll give us better offensive production but I'll feel better knowing he's not out there turfing passes that hit him square in the hands or chest.

We benched him last night.  Malik Taylor and Michael Carter were out at receiver.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2023, 10:55:55 AM
I'll settle for some drops if you're doing everything else right.  He's just out there freaking everything up.

We left 30+ yards and multiple conversions on the field just because of his inability to do anything right. 
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 07, 2023, 10:58:22 AM
We benched him last night.  Malik Taylor and Michael Carter were out at receiver.

No I mean at the beginning of the game, not when it's already over.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2023, 06:41:20 PM
If Rodgers doesn't come back and salvage this signing, we're looking at the offensive version of Trumaine Johnson
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: reuben on November 07, 2023, 06:50:10 PM
If Rodgers doesn't come back and salvage this signing, we're looking at the offensive version of Trumaine Johnson

It's not quite as bad, we're stuck with him next season but we can dump him after that for 6.5 dead cap.

Paying this freaking yutz $12 million next season is a definite bummer though. 
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 07, 2023, 06:53:14 PM
Corey Davis dropped way too many passes and was hurt a lot, but Lazard drops way too many passes and is a much worse actual receiver.

Pretty bad signing, but it was also a clear Aaron Rodgers signal.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 07, 2023, 07:19:12 PM
The fact that Alan Lazard is making us wistful for Corey Davis is indicative about how bad of a signing he is.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Miamipuck on November 08, 2023, 09:47:40 AM
Can they cut this bum?
Or at the very least bench him
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: bojanglesman on November 08, 2023, 10:29:48 AM
Can they cut this bum?
Or at the very least bench him


Cut, no. Bench yes. 

Huge dead cap if we cut him.  I'd say reduce his playing time for other guys and see if Rodgers can redeem him next year.  He played well with him in GB.  I can't explain why he's so bad with Zach. 

We went all-in on Aaron Rodgers, we have to take the bad with the good, when we eventually maybe have some good.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 08, 2023, 12:24:23 PM
We took swings at Mike Evans and Davante Adams. Ideally we land someone close to that caliber this offseason and Lazard is the 3rd/4th option at WR for Rodgers.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Heismanberg on November 08, 2023, 12:46:53 PM
We took swings at Mike Evans and Davante Adams. Ideally we land someone close to that caliber this offseason and Lazard is the 3rd/4th option at WR for Rodgers.

If we trade a premium pick for Davante Adams, I'm sending Manish on another ice cream mission.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Coach K on November 08, 2023, 04:43:58 PM
If we trade a premium pick for Davante Adams, I'm sending Manish on another ice cream mission.
Stalkin Dazs
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Miamipuck on November 09, 2023, 10:44:51 AM
This poopchute benched yet?
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: Heismanberg on November 09, 2023, 11:25:13 AM
I thought he'd at least be a good weapon in the red zone, especially after the KC game...but we can't even get into the RZ now.
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 09, 2023, 12:00:02 PM
I thought he'd at least be a good weapon in the red zone, especially after the KC game...but we can't even get into the RZ now.

TBF, we get into it, we just don't stay in it. #zachsackattack
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: reuben on November 12, 2023, 11:45:35 PM
Please update thread title to "Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard"
Title: Re: The Lazard King
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 12, 2023, 11:46:17 PM
Please update thread title to "Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard"

Second.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2023, 11:50:25 PM
Too gay
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2023, 11:50:33 PM
Please update thread title to "Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard"

🫡
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2023, 11:51:09 PM
Too gay

🫡 🍆
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2023, 01:02:07 PM
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1724490626333356316?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Been waiting for this clip.

This is a miss by Zach, but Lazard stops running from the 40 to the 33-32 and the ball lands 3-4 yards beyond him. At the very least run full speed and make an effort. When you’re playing as shitty as he is you can’t afford to be doing things like this
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 14, 2023, 01:07:57 PM
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1724490626333356316?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Been waiting for this clip.

This is a miss by Zach, but Lazard stops running from the 40 to the 33-32 and the ball lands 3-4 yards beyond him. At the very least run full speed and make an effort. When you’re playing as shitty as he is you can’t afford to be doing things like this

Just a fun reminder that it would cost more to cut him next season than to let him play.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 14, 2023, 01:10:58 PM
Lazard is playing shitty because of things like that.

He's lazy. I still maintain that he's at least as responsible as Zach on the INT. Come back to the damn ball!
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2023, 01:36:41 PM
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1724508670837297597?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Not even the INT

We should probably take this route for Lazard out of the playbook
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 14, 2023, 01:39:45 PM
Two things that aren't meant to be a disagreement:

1. That was 100% DPI that should have been called.
2. Lazard 100% would have dropped it anyway because he absolutely sucks.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2023, 01:55:46 PM
Two things that aren't meant to be a disagreement:

1. That was 100% DPI that should have been called.
2. Lazard 100% would have dropped it anyway because he absolutely sucks.

Refs missed that call
The hold on Bryce Huff on the Mayer TD
Chop block or whatever they called on Michael Carter, Becton wasn’t touching the guy
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2023, 01:57:49 PM
I still maintain that he's at least as responsible as Zach on the INT. Come back to the damn ball!

You don't come back to the football on those plays.  The QB is responsible for holding the linebacker with his eyes, but Xavier Newman got beat so quickly that Zach to fire it a little too soon. 
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2023, 01:59:30 PM
https://x.com/pff_sam/status/1723916269437517835?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

My favorite Allen Lazard clip so far this season
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 14, 2023, 02:00:43 PM
You don't come back to the football on those plays.  The QB is responsible for holding the linebacker with his eyes, but Xavier Newman got beat so quickly that Zach to fire it a little too soon. 

Ugh, that doesn't make it better.

And also, I still want to blame him.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 14, 2023, 02:19:39 PM
Refs missed that call
The hold on Bryce Huff on the Mayer TD
Chop block or whatever they called on Michael Carter, Becton wasn’t touching the guy

That one had me feeling things.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2023, 12:29:44 PM
https://x.com/blakenyjets/status/1727385604311412805?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2023, 12:30:19 PM
https://x.com/mvpzachwilson/status/1726779263796339151?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 22, 2023, 12:40:55 PM
Whenever I think I couldn't dislike a guy more, SFD is there to save the day.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 22, 2023, 12:55:14 PM
https://x.com/mvpzachwilson/status/1726779263796339151?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

cut him and take the cap hit
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: MBGreen on November 22, 2023, 01:31:32 PM
cut him and take the cap hit

Sorry...Rodgers is the captain now.

(https://images.entertainment.ie/storage/images_content/rectangle/620x372/captain-phillips.png?w=1280&h=768&q=high)
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: bojanglesman on November 22, 2023, 04:19:11 PM
https://x.com/blakenyjets/status/1727385604311412805?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Looked like he tried to grab his derriere there at the end.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 23, 2023, 07:22:38 PM
Whenever I think I couldn't dislike a guy more, SFD is there to save the day.

Ty Johnson took like 3 years of getting 3 touches a game to build up 1/3 of this level of hatred
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 24, 2023, 11:47:03 AM
Reportedly inactive
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2023, 11:52:04 AM
Reportedly inactive

he's playing soccer today instead
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 24, 2023, 01:29:54 PM
Looks like he switched spots with Cobb.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Badger on November 29, 2023, 11:47:24 AM
He's back!
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 29, 2023, 12:45:35 PM
He's back!

Like punishing a toddler.

"Do you want to come out of time out? Are you sorry? You won't do it again?"
"Yes."
"Okay, daddy loves you. Now go play."
*crashing sounds*
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 29, 2023, 01:17:34 PM
*crashing sounds*

When TB7 hits Lazard right in the hands
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 29, 2023, 04:48:20 PM
https://x.com/zackblatt/status/1729987083735814467?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2023, 04:51:17 PM
https://x.com/zackblatt/status/1729987083735814467?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

“Emphasized it’s a team sport” when asked about his specific struggles.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 29, 2023, 05:11:55 PM
https://x.com/zackblatt/status/1729987083735814467?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

lol

cut this loser
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 29, 2023, 05:12:21 PM
Laken Tomlinson dropped that pass bruh! 
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2023, 05:18:27 PM
That's either the dumbest thing to say or a very misleading caption.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 29, 2023, 05:30:00 PM
That's either the dumbest thing to say or a very misleading caption.

Ginger Manish: 

Quote
Asked why his production hasn’t been there this season, Lazard pointed to this being a “team game.”

Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2023, 05:31:34 PM
Yeah, I was assuming the former.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on November 29, 2023, 05:33:23 PM
I don't suck.  Everyone else does.  - Top Free Agent signing
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: bojanglesman on November 29, 2023, 05:46:25 PM
"I was told I could just freak up and always have a spot anyway.  I'd like to speak to the manager."
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Libero_2 on November 29, 2023, 05:52:36 PM
It’s funny, if you have a good game and lose. If you say “it’s a team game, and we have to be better” nobody cares.

If you suck and say the same, you are essentially being a dick who won’t take accountability.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 29, 2023, 06:03:26 PM
What a massive dick. Another year and half of this clown.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Coach K on November 29, 2023, 06:17:49 PM
This guy is inventing new ways to be unlikable

Because freak taking ownership of your failure

Not that hard to say I've got a lot of work to do but plan on proving I belong here

Even if you proceed to suck . Just lie . Like how hard is it lol
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Badger on November 29, 2023, 06:32:59 PM
"I was told I could just freak up and always have a spot anyway.  I'd like to speak to the manager."
Karen Lazard
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: reuben on November 29, 2023, 09:05:27 PM
I hate this freaking guy.  I liked Elijah Moore more than I like this freaking guy. 
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: reuben on November 29, 2023, 09:11:23 PM
New thread title - "Caution: Lazardous Waste"
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2023, 10:04:21 PM
New thread title - "Caution: Lazardous Waste"
Second
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: bojanglesman on November 30, 2023, 08:48:01 AM
I only hate him because he's playing poorly.  If he plays like he did with Rodgers I'll be fine with him.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 30, 2023, 09:29:42 AM
https://x.com/tripleboogie/status/1730006475194466454?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: reuben on November 30, 2023, 11:42:12 AM
"Caught off-guard" is a huge red flag for me.  Did he seriously think his play has been acceptable thus far?  We just cut Mike Carter and demoted CJ Uzomah and he's still caught off-guard?  Four drops, four penalties, twenty catches.  "But after talking to him I can see his reasoning for it..."
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2023, 12:33:09 PM
Hearing it now though, it's not as bad as the raw quote. He said after talking to "him" (Saleh, I assume) he understands and has to keep working and getting better.

He's still a clown for getting to that point, and he needs to fix himself, but I'll give him a mulligan this time.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Coach K on November 30, 2023, 07:41:41 PM
Hearing it now though, it's not as bad as the raw quote. He said after talking to "him" (Saleh, I assume) he understands and has to keep working and getting better.

He's still a clown for getting to that point, and he needs to fix himself, but I'll give him a mulligan this time.
The contract should've been enough for him to know wtf he's doing ain't good enough

Try that excrement witb Rodgers throwing the ball hes gonna get verbally nuked by AR lol
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2023, 08:15:57 PM
The contract should've been enough for him to know wtf he's doing ain't good enough

Try that excrement witb Rodgers throwing the ball hes gonna get verbally nuked by AR lol

I'm no fan. And the contract is disgusting.

But he's here, and we're stuck with him for at least another 1.5 years. I'm just hoping for the best.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2024, 11:51:37 AM
This signing is the offensive version of Trumaine Johnson
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 05, 2024, 12:01:08 PM
This signing is the offensive version of Trumaine Johnson

Unlike Johnson, at least there's someone who should be able to elevate his play. Certainly a horrible signing, but at least still salvageable.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: reuben on March 05, 2024, 12:28:23 PM
Damn, I was hoping the bump meant we shipped him. 
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2024, 12:53:55 PM
Damn, I was hoping the bump meant we shipped him. 

Who would be dumb enough to take him?
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2024, 01:17:13 PM
at least still salvageable.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0pCsgZXwAEm1uw.jpg)
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Johnny English on March 05, 2024, 01:31:54 PM
Sunshine me is willing to believe that with Rodgers back we can actually get the Lazard were expecting.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2024, 01:38:36 PM
I'll just go ahead and say that there is no way this dude can win with me. If plays like excrement then we over-payed for a excrement player and if he plays well because Rodgers is back then I'm going to hate him for tanking 2023 because he couldn't deal with his best buddy not being here.

Just go get my Tyler Boyd or Calvin Ridley so this guy can be a footnote on the season.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2024, 01:46:35 PM
Just go get my Tyler Boyd or Calvin Ridley so this guy can be a footnote on the season.

We could also draft Rome Odunze or Adonai Mitchell
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2024, 01:56:33 PM
We could also draft Rome Odunze or Adonai Mitchell

We need two WRs anyway, unless we think Gipson is going to be our go-to slot WR.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Johnny English on March 05, 2024, 01:58:01 PM
Did Cobb retire yet? His presence annoys me more than Lazard's. At least I feel like there's a possibility that Lazard might be serviceable again (he was never actually good even in GB), Cobb just looks completely washed.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2024, 02:03:11 PM
Did Cobb retire yet? His presence annoys me more than Lazard's. At least I feel like there's a possibility that Lazard might be serviceable again (he was never actually good even in GB), Cobb just looks completely washed.

Cobb's contract is up so I'll ignore him until we start hearing rumors about bringing him back to play.

I'd have no problem if they added him to the coaching staff if Rodgers needs him to be around.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2024, 02:09:06 PM
I don't even think Gipson is a good punt returner.  I don't ask for much, just don't freaking fumble it.  I cringe every time the punt hits his hands.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 05, 2024, 02:29:53 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0pCsgZXwAEm1uw.jpg)

Potentially salvageable?

Give me something to work with here, man!
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2024, 03:06:08 PM
Lazard could be a decent vastly overpaid #3 WR with Rodgers.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2024, 04:26:54 PM
https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1768387133163573336?t=X30CPH452t-0MV6R3JEy8w&s=19

Lol
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: Coach K on March 14, 2024, 04:32:32 PM
Good luck with that lol
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 14, 2024, 04:52:43 PM
https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1768387133163573336?t=X30CPH452t-0MV6R3JEy8w&s=19

Lol

Less likely than singing Boyd, but freaking DO IT.

Seriously I wish this league could trade players for cash or minor league prospects.
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2024, 04:53:50 PM




Seriously I wish this league could trade players for cash or minor league prospects.

Or Arbys
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 14, 2024, 04:55:57 PM

Or Arbys

You know you would not be receiving that, right?
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: MBGreen on March 14, 2024, 05:14:56 PM
You know you would not be receiving that, right?
JACKASS ILL KILL YOU
Title: Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
Post by: bojanglesman on March 14, 2024, 05:23:51 PM
We'd have to trade him and give up picks and eat some salary.  Still, do it.

Now watch him go for 1000 yards this year with Rodgers