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Title: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2022, 06:35:39 PM
Jets vs Rangers in the Jets opener tonight....be gentle, my bum is delicate.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on October 14, 2022, 06:36:33 PM
Jets vs Rangers in the Jets opener tonight....be gentle, my bum is delicate.
Bowness got the rona. It's a sign.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2022, 07:44:19 PM
Bowness got the rona. It's a sign.
The Jets look dangerous in Boner's system so far.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2022, 09:50:47 PM
Good jets win
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on October 15, 2022, 10:48:03 AM
Good jets win

http://www.thejetoffensive.com/index.php/topic,5772.0.html

; )
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Heismanberg on October 15, 2022, 12:31:40 PM
Go Stars Go
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 15, 2022, 01:06:30 PM
Devils have an easy early schedule, so I look forward to them dominating in every advanced metric but losing because of crappy goaltending. Fire Ruff.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 15, 2022, 09:39:49 PM
Devils have an easy early schedule, so I look forward to them dominating in every advanced metric but losing because of crappy goaltending. Fire Ruff.
Posted that before a home loss to the Red Wings.

https://twitter.com/DevilsRedAlert/status/1581421458638573568
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 26, 2022, 12:37:57 PM
https://twitter.com/animalsofhockey/status/1585287901444820995?s=46&t=MIxJFiVkRMvITv8rSfpmDA
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on October 26, 2022, 05:36:15 PM
Jesper Bratt.

That's it, that's the post.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2022, 06:25:07 PM
Jesper Bratt.

That's it, that's the post.
I caught a bunch of the game yesterday and I feel like I might actually get invested this year.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on October 26, 2022, 07:18:38 PM
I caught a bunch of the game yesterday and I feel like I might actually get invested this year.

It's a fun team that still has WAY too many breakdowns on the backcheck and in their zone given the roster. Bahl needs a bigger opportunity and if it comes at the expense of guys like Smith, so be it.  Offensively Bratt has been the absolute man, Jack's creating a lot of chances and Nico's been tentative coming off the groin injury, but still is playing a solid two way game. Tatar stinks. Palat's been very good, but I still hate the length of that deal, and now he's hurt.

Lindy gotta go. This team should be competing for a 7-8 seed, and it seems like the inevitable is just being delayed in terms of Brunette's ascension to the job.

They gave up 6 goals to the Caps on Monday and I'd think it'd be fair to put responsibility on Blackwood for about two of them. But that won't stop a vocal portion of the fanbase.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on November 09, 2022, 08:36:11 AM
The Jets look dangerous in Boner's system so far.

1st place in the Central.  What a difference firing Maurice/Lowry into the sun has made.

We literally did nothing to our roster, just some minor tweaks.  Our coaching change was our biggest move.  And it's been night and day from last season.

Coaching matters.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Heismanberg on November 09, 2022, 12:03:50 PM
Coaching matters.

I'm old enough to remember you being upset about hiring Boner.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2022, 12:04:51 PM
I'm old enough to remember you being upset about hiring Boner.

Give him until Christmas and he'll be calling for his head.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on November 09, 2022, 12:09:23 PM
I'm old enough to remember you being upset about hiring Boner.

I still am, because he's only a shade better than Maurice.  But then i calmed down because he's not here long term, and his systems are clearly better than what they were using for the last 3 seasons


Also...having a vezina calibre goaltender helps mask alot of deficiencies.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on November 10, 2022, 08:57:41 PM
NYR had player’s fathers at the game in Detroit tonight.  Down 2-1 the Rangers ended up winning 8-2

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYRangers/status/1590859001260302338
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on January 08, 2023, 04:46:32 PM
At least the Wpg Jets are rollin'....5 game win streak, 1st in the Central currently.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on January 19, 2023, 05:15:18 PM
https://twitter.com/breakfasttv/status/1615683937472315392?cxt=HHwWgIC8peP-h-wsAAAA

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 19, 2023, 05:56:35 PM
Kick all Russians out of the league who refuse to renounce Putin and/or embrace all equality standards. Start with that queynte in Washington.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Heismanberg on January 19, 2023, 06:50:31 PM
watched the Stars take a 3-0 lead and then lose 5-3 to the Sharks

very fun stuff
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on January 19, 2023, 07:50:30 PM
https://twitter.com/breakfasttv/status/1615683937472315392?cxt=HHwWgIC8peP-h-wsAAAA

Provorov did nothing wrong.

Kick all Russians out of the league who refuse to renounce Putin and/or embrace all equality standards. Start with that queynte in Washington.

Lol, no.

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 19, 2023, 08:15:22 PM
Provorov did nothing wrong.

Provorov voted for George Santos.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2023, 09:08:24 AM
Kick all Russians out of the league who refuse to renounce Putin and/or embrace all equality standards. Start with that queynte in Washington.
Cancel culture has gone too far.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on January 21, 2023, 02:40:37 PM
Provorov voted for George Santos.
What voter suppression?


Provorov did nothing wrong.

Lol, no.
Of course he didn't.  Seisexiro's double standard virtue signaling was put out there prima facia. 


Kick all Russians out of the league who refuse to renounce Putin and/or embrace all equality standards. Start with that queynte in Washington.
'Murcia...love it or leave it.  Nice mindset.  Embracing all equality standards and full equal rights is not enough?  You now must wear someone's 'flag'?  Btw, no Russians = watered down nhl.  Lastly, it involved "the warmups" and hockey warmups are the least impactful or interesting of the major sports as it pertains to viewer interest, i.e. no batting practice (HRs) as in baseball, no shooting/dunks as in basketball, no specialists/QBs 'airing it out' as in football.  In fact, with 25 skaters circling around who'd notice "only 24"?   This is a big who gives a excrement that only the media ran with.  "You have the right to your opinion" meets "or else!" 
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1615866427797389313. 



Cancel culture has gone too far.
"Going too far" should be the last thing - that it would even exist to begin with should give pause.
.



Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 21, 2023, 03:12:52 PM
'Murcia...love it or leave it.  Nice mindset.  Embracing all equality standards and full equal rights is not enough?  You now must wear someone's 'flag'?  Btw, no Russians = watered down nhl.  Lastly, it involved "the warmups" and hockey warmups are the least impactful or interesting of the major sports as it pertains to viewer interest, i.e. no batting practice (HRs) as in baseball, no shooting/dunks as in basketball, no specialists/QBs 'airing it out' as in football.  In fact, with 25 skaters circling around who'd notice "only 24"?   This is a big who gives a excrement that only the media ran with.  "You have the right to your opinion" meets "or else!" 

I feel like you're taking my using any excuse available to call Ovie a queynte a bit too seriously. How about "kick all Russians except Artem Zub out of the league", does that make it better? I'll even settle for just sending Ovie and Malkin back. The rest can stay although Provorov's on thin ice.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on January 21, 2023, 04:51:11 PM
I feel like you're taking my using any excuse available to call Ovie a queynte a bit too seriously. How about "kick all Russians except Artem Zub out of the league", does that make it better? I'll even settle for just sending Ovie and Malkin back. The rest can stay although Provorov's on thin ice.
Apparently I did (re: Ovie) whom I have no love for either - creep's a chippy queynte so mea culpa on that count.  That said I disagree as to why Provorov should be on thin ice.  The guy did NOT deny anybody their civil rights nor pejoratively denigrate any persons and/or group.  He simply cited 'religious' reasons (I also understand just the word 'religion' alone is a #trigger to some-lol).  My comments were strictly freedom of speech/expression driven, period. 

A guy, a gal, a them/they want to flash their package in a display of pride, great.   And at the same time people have the right to say "hey,  nice dick!...but no thanks."

So Provorov stayed in the locker room?  ...and?......anyway, reminds me of this old one:

Q: What's the one thing you prolly don't want to hear in a locker room?

A: niiice dick!
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 21, 2023, 04:58:10 PM
No one's asking him to suck a dick, just to show solidarity with and support for those who are oppressed for doing so. He can freak off citing Christianity as a reason not to, my Dad is an Anglican priest and he would have some words for Provorov about Jesus's teachings on tolerance, acceptance and persecution.

I can only imagine the whining from the people currently cheering for Provorov if a Muslim player took a similar stance.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on January 21, 2023, 08:41:32 PM
No one's asking him to suck a dick, just to show solidarity with and support for those who are oppressed for doing so. He can freak off citing Christianity as a reason not to, my Dad is an Anglican priest and he would have some words for Provorov about Jesus's teachings on tolerance, acceptance and persecution.

I can only imagine the whining from the people currently cheering for Provorov if a Muslim player took a similar stance.

I'm sorry JE but I find that unreasonable in that you want it both ways.  You deny him his right to choose while invalidating his value system in the same breath.  As for your Anglican priest father's sense of tolerance, I would also think that dear ol' dad would acknowledge that 'tolerance' is a give and take, two-way street.  Me, I'd have donned a "Gay Is OK!" jersey for the pre-game skate and maybe even gussied-up my CCM Super Tacks in rainbow hues but that's not the point.  The point is that while I disagree with Provorov's tact I also accept the notion of to each his own.

As for the Muslim assumption (in all its prickly, self-serving cynicism *wink*), I don't have to remind you as to where homosexuality's harshly punishable and in some 'certain circles' unconscionably, by death...imagine.  Agree to disagree. We're on the same page for the most part.  I'm simply more tolerant you closet totalitarian-lol.

As I type this, the Eagles have jumped out to a 28-0 halftime lead en route to hopefully a one-sided rout.  To that end all praise to Allah. 

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 22, 2023, 09:05:59 AM
I'm sorry JE but I find that unreasonable in that you want it both ways.  You deny him his right to choose while invalidating his value system in the same breath.  As for your Anglican priest father's sense of tolerance, I would also think that dear ol' dad would acknowledge that 'tolerance' is a give and take, two-way street.  Me, I'd have donned a "Gay Is OK!" jersey for the pre-game skate and maybe even gussied-up my CCM Super Tacks in rainbow hues but that's not the point.  The point is that while I disagree with Provorov's tact I also accept the notion of to each his own.

As for the Muslim assumption (in all its prickly, self-serving cynicism *wink*), I don't have to remind you as to where homosexuality's harshly punishable and in some 'certain circles' unconscionably, by death...imagine.  Agree to disagree. We're on the same page for the most part.  I'm simply more tolerant you closet totalitarian-lol.

As I type this, the Eagles have jumped out to a 28-0 halftime lead en route to hopefully a one-sided rout.  To that end all praise to Allah. 



Jesus didn't teach us to love all men equally as long as they conformed to a particular set of rules that he didn't actually lay down about who you can screw. I'm not a religious man but for obvious reasons I have more than a passing familiarity with Christian doctrine and a good degree of positive feeling towards much of it, and using Christianity to justify excrement that flies directly in the face of its core tenets is not something that any actual Christian should have any time for.

Tolerance does not translate to "hey, if people want to persecute others for excrement that isn't any of my business I'm happy to tolerate it". Jesus was not a passive man and would waste no time in throwing these modern day Pharisees the freak out of his church, literally and metaphorically. Don't make me start quoting scripture.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on January 22, 2023, 09:44:42 AM
Please go back to hockey talk in here...thanks
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on January 25, 2023, 10:01:11 PM
Taylor Hall is a former Hart trophy winner that hadn't scored for his team in a month, and the Bruins are still 38-5-4.

That is absolutely insane.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on January 26, 2023, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: MBGreen
Please go back to hockey talk in here...thanks
Sorry MB and you're right....but I just saw this and....promise, last post them I'm out.  On the Canadian bight side, the NYR lost to the Leafs last night


Jesus didn't teach us to love all men equally as long as they conformed to a particular set of rules that he didn't actually lay down about who you can screw. I'm not a religious man but

for obvious reasons I have more than a passing familiarity with Christian doctrine

 and a good degree of positive feeling towards much of it, and using Christianity to justify excrement that flies directly in the face of its core tenets is not something that any actual Christian should have any time for.

Tolerance does not translate to "hey, if people want to persecute others for excrement that isn't any of my business I'm happy to tolerate it". Jesus was not a passive man and would waste no time in throwing these modern day Pharisees the freak out of his church, literally and metaphorically.
 Don't make me start quoting scripture.
Impressive (re: the in bold).  What's next, you're on a first name basis with God?  : )

And as far as "persecution" goes, in Provoro's mind I'm thinking he does not equate skipping a warmup in 'mandated garb' as endorsing persecution per se but more "not my cup of tea, mind if I choose to sit this one out?"  As for quoting scriptures, seems the Old Testament's references to marriage are boy/girl 'hetero' and that's what Provorov's hanging his hat on.  As a former alterboy who's surreptitiously scarfed down many an early morning cruet of unconsecrated wine and unleavened wafers in the sacristy (and can still recite The Confiteor in Latin), I too am well versed in the scriptures...not really but whatever: 

'in vino veritas'
'suum cuique
"

Again, I'm not fraternal with Provorov's worldview nor would I have adopted his sitting out tact but while he could be labeled a pharisaical hypocrite, he on the other hand could possibly view directed brow-beating as undue sanctimony.  For now, Father forgive them for they know not what they do..

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2023, 09:23:55 PM
Sorry MB and you're right....but I just saw this and....promise, last post them I'm out.  On the Canadian bight side, the NYR lost to the Leafs last night

Pretty sure no Canadian here considers that to be a positive.

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Impressive (re: the in bold).  What's next, you're on a first name basis with God?  : )

God, if he exists, has no interest in what I have to say to him. My point was that as my previous post said, my Dad is a priest. It was never rammed down my throat which is probably why I feel fairly benign towards the faith, but scripture was a regular enough part of both home and school life that I can fairly comfortably argue against some of Christanity's less appropriately adjusted modern claimants and use their own tools against them.

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the Old Testament's references to marriage are boy/girl 'hetero' and that's what Provorov's hanging his hat on

Well, yeah, but that's one of the easiest ones of all to poke holes in. Because while Bible scholars will try and twist themselves around this, the fact is that the Holy Trinity and specifically Jesus Christ as Saviour is entirely a function of the New Testament, and if you're going to call yourself a Christian and devote yourself to Christ then it is perverse to ignore his teachings which by definition only appear in the New Testament, and instead use contradictory writings of man from the OT to justify behaviour that Jesus Christ explicitly told you not to do.

So if that's what Provorov's going with, I refer to my previous point that he can freak off. He clearly doesn't understand the first thing about the teachings of Jesus, who was very much a righteous dude who would very much have wanted his devotees to stand up for the persecuted. Tim Tebow knew, even if he forgot add the next verse:

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.

Provorov apparently doesn't believe John because he thinks that condemnation is OK, or at least that it's not his job to do anything about it. Dude needs to go do a bit more Bible study, this excrement is pretty much Sunday school 101.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Heismanberg on January 27, 2023, 09:54:37 AM
Go Stars Go

Go Stars Go
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2023, 10:55:06 AM
Go Stars Go
Not tonight, bitch
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on January 27, 2023, 11:07:16 AM
Go Stars Go
Not tonight, bitch


(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/QuarrelsomeFreeBighorn-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2023, 11:39:27 AM
https://youtu.be/iAbYgcRFJD0
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Heismanberg on January 27, 2023, 11:50:28 AM
Not tonight, bitch

(https://sportsdaydfw.imgix.net/1499098614-Russian-Pipeline-Hockey.jpg)
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2023, 06:30:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0d2PRyd.png)
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on January 30, 2023, 11:28:03 PM
Not wearing a pride jersey is totally the same as rounding up and systematically trying to genocide Jewish people across the globe.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 31, 2023, 07:47:00 AM
Not wearing a pride jersey is totally the same as rounding up and systematically trying to genocide Jewish people across the globe.

Correct. By jove, you're slowly starting to get it!
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on January 31, 2023, 01:20:32 PM
Correct. By jove, you're slowly starting to get it!

Fantastic use of by jove.

Thought the Isles package for Horvat was fairly reasonable. They absolutely have to resign him though.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on January 31, 2023, 03:32:19 PM
Eggshells with sledgehammers...not lame....
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on January 31, 2023, 03:39:16 PM
Fantastic use of by jove.

Thought the Isles package for Horvat was fairly reasonable. They absolutely have to resign him though.

I honestly don't know enough about the players they gave up, it seems Raty is a good prospect but has some way to go while Beauvillier is probably a bottom 6 player. If the Isles make the playoffs and re-sign Horvat it's an excellent piece of business, if they make the playoffs but he doesn't re-sign then the value will be determined by how deep they go, if they miss the playoffs and re-sign Horvat it probably isn't terrible but it will look expensive, and if they miss the playoffs and he still walks then it was a disaster. Like most rentals we can probably only assess the success of the trade after the season is done.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 08, 2023, 07:57:43 AM
Chevy was at the Sharks game scouting Timo Meier.  Make this happen please.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2023, 09:27:29 AM
I can't get over how big NHL goalies have become. It's only a decade or so ago that Ben Bishop was considered a freak, but if you look at the top goalies they're pretty much all huge - Vasileskiy (6'3"), Hellebuyck (6'4"), Oettinger (6'5"), Ullmark (6'4"), the list goes on. Only Saros (5'11") and Shesterkin (6'1") amongst the top guys are really what we'd consider the traditional size for goalies.

I was at the Sens game on Monday night and they gave a debut to a young guy called Mads Sogaard who is 6'7", it was almost comical watching a guy who's probably close to 6'10" in skates minding a net that looked like it barely came to his waist. Then last night we had another young debutant (we have an injury crisis) in Kevin Mandolese, he's comparatively little at just 6'4".

It feels like there will come a point where chasing monsters will be detrimental and we'll start looking for the smaller, more agile guys again.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 15, 2023, 09:49:17 AM
I can't get over how big NHL goalies have become. It's only a decade or so ago that Ben Bishop was considered a freak, but if you look at the top goalies they're pretty much all huge - Vasileskiy (6'3"), Hellebuyck (6'4"), Oettinger (6'5"), Ullmark (6'4"), the list goes on. Only Saros (5'11") and Shesterkin (6'1") amongst the top guys are really what we'd consider the traditional size for goalies.

I was at the Sens game on Monday night and they gave a debut to a young guy called Mads Sogaard who is 6'7", it was almost comical watching a guy who's probably close to 6'10" in skates minding a net that looked like it barely came to his waist. Then last night we had another young debutant (we have an injury crisis) in Kevin Mandolese, he's comparatively little at just 6'4".

It feels like there will come a point where chasing monsters will be detrimental and we'll start looking for the smaller, more agile guys again.

Bring back Mike Vernon...i think he's your height.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2023, 11:01:34 AM
Bring back Mike Vernon...i think he's your height.

I wish I was Mike Vernon's height.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 15, 2023, 11:08:14 AM
I wish I was Mike Vernon's height.

Vernon was a runt on skates...
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on February 22, 2023, 11:59:39 PM
Isles edge the Sominex Jets 2-1.....god what a boring team...
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2023, 07:03:01 AM
Isles edge the Sominex Jets 2-1.....god what a boring team...

Last night was a tough watch....sloppy puck handling for 3 periods
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on February 23, 2023, 05:34:22 PM
Bruins / Caps / Wild  trade

https://nesn.com/2023/02/nhl-rumors-bruins-land-two-from-capitals-in-deadline-trade/
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on February 26, 2023, 06:53:35 PM
Don't take my word for it...  "Linus Ullmark, the odds on favorite for the Vezina!"

While Connor Hallebuyck sat on his fatass, his struggling Winnie-the-Peg Jet teammates and backup goalie Mike Riitttch were getting bageled 4-0 at home vs. the Islanders.....meanwhile Bruins goalie---"Linus Ullmark, the odds on favorite for the Vezina!"----outscored the Jets yesterday all by himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97Kxv7ji-o


....and the bruins suck major dick in my book.....always have....



.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 27, 2023, 08:26:32 AM
Don't take my word for it...  "Linus Ullmark, the odds on favorite for the Vezina!"

While Connor Hallebuyck sat on his fatass, his struggling Winnie-the-Peg Jet teammates and backup goalie Mike Riitttch were getting bageled 4-0 at home vs. the Islanders.....meanwhile Bruins goalie---"Linus Ullmark, the odds on favorite for the Vezina!"----outscored the Jets yesterday all by himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97Kxv7ji-o


....and the bruins suck major dick in my book.....always have....



.
You're still mad we swept the Rangers this season eh?

You're welcome
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on February 27, 2023, 12:23:42 PM
You're still mad we swept the Rangers this season eh?

You're welcome
Mad?  The Winnipeg Jets? 
Yes, I’m National Suicide Prevention Hotline mad. 

Swept?  They played what, two games this year?

Hail the noble nondescripts!  Hail the Winnipeg Jets! :-)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/No-Doz.jpg/179px-No-Doz.jpg)
 


Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 27, 2023, 03:04:51 PM
Mad?  The Winnipeg Jets? 
Yes, I’m National Suicide Prevention Hotline mad. 

Swept?  They played what, two games this year?

Hail the noble nondescripts!  Hail the Winnipeg Jets! :-)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/No-Doz.jpg/179px-No-Doz.jpg)
Yes..thats how a season series works between an Eastern conf and western conf team. We play in your rink (where we beat you) and you play in ours (where we also, you guessed it, beat you).

Come back when your team is on our level. 
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on February 28, 2023, 04:24:20 PM
Yes..thats how a season series works between an Eastern conf and western conf team. We play in your rink (where we beat you) and you play in ours (where we also, you guessed it, beat you).

Come back when your team is on our level.
You’re very funny, very clever and very esteemed here and rightly so…but this excrement’s gone on long enough..

- Joe Burrow currently owns a .750 winning pct. vs. Patrick Mahomes.

- The New York Rangers currently own an 33-24-1-11 winning record vs. the Winnipeg Jets.

I like Joe Burrow but will take Patrick Mahomes over him every day.

I don’t dislike the Winnipeg Jets (I don’t even know them—hell, who does?)—but even if I knew who they were I will take the Broadway Blueshirts over them every day.

Our team will never be on your team’s level’   
 :-*     … mwah

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2023, 04:32:12 PM
You’re very funny, very clever and very esteemed here and rightly so…but this excrement’s gone on long enough..

- Joe Burrow currently owns a .750 winning pct. vs. Patrick Mahomes.

- The New York Rangers currently own an 33-24-1-11 winning record vs. the Winnipeg Jets.

I like Joe Burrow but will take Patrick Mahomes over him every day.

I don’t dislike the Winnipeg Jets (I don’t even know them—hell, who does?)—but even if I knew who they were I will take the Broadway Blueshirts over them every day.

Our team will never be on your team’s level’   
 :-*     … mwah
I only live in the present, old timer.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on March 01, 2023, 07:07:39 AM
I only live in the present, old timer.
Like hell you do ya young punk.  The Bruins have a losing record this season vs. Ottawa yet at the same time the Bruins are flirting with the NHL all-time wins & points record.  The Sens ‘present’ dominance over the Bruins is an outlier, punk.

Presently,  the Winnipeg Jets are an absolute mess.

Presently, they’ve lost of five of their last six; the team is in shambles.

On February 16 Winnipeg was one victory behind the Dallas Stars for first place in the Western Conference. Fast forward to the present: the Winnipeg Jets have completely fallen out of the Central’s top three and and are presently battling for a place in the Wild Card.

Presently?  Just last night on home ice the Winnipeg Jets blew a 3rd period 5-3 lead and lost 6-5 to the LA Kings.  Kings old timer Anze Kopitar repeatedly abused Veniza pretender Connor Hellebuyck to the tune of 4 goals all by his lonesome.  Just the other night the Rangers held a third period 5-2 lead over those same LA Kings.  Final score: 5-2. 

Just last night Bruins goalie Linus Ullmark faced FIFTY SEVEN shots on goal and still won.

Still think Winnipeg’s Hellebuyck should win the Vezina and that “it shouldn’t even be close”  punk? 


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Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2023, 07:20:19 AM
Like hell you do ya young punk.  The Bruins have a losing record this season vs. Ottawa yet at the same time the Bruins are flirting with the NHL all-time wins & points record.  The Sens ‘present’ dominance over the Bruins is an outlier, punk.

Presently,  the Winnipeg Jets are an absolute mess.

Presently, they’ve lost of five of their last six; the team is in shambles.

On February 16 Winnipeg was one victory behind the Dallas Stars for first place in the Western Conference. Fast forward to the present: the Winnipeg Jets have completely fallen out of the Central’s top three and and are presently battling for a place in the Wild Card.

Presently?  Just last night on home ice the Winnipeg Jets blew a 3rd period 5-3 lead and lost 6-5 to the LA Kings.  Kings old timer Anze Kopitar repeatedly abused Veniza pretender Connor Hellebuyck to the tune of 4 goals all by his lonesome.  Just the other night the Rangers held a third period 5-2 lead over those same LA Kings.  Final score: 5-2. 

Just last night Bruins goalie Linus Ullmark faced FIFTY SEVEN shots on goal and still won.

Still think Winnipeg’s Hellebuyck should win the Vezina and that “it shouldn’t even be close”  punk? 


https://giphy.com/gifs/hoppip-art-film-YIXzhAaX3sghO
TL:DR

Yes...we're still better
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on March 01, 2023, 03:59:03 PM
TL :DR

Yes...we're still better
Yes…Take the  L

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Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2023, 05:35:09 PM
Yes…Take the  L

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You mean...like the 2 L's we served you already?

Nah..

But you enjoy.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on March 01, 2023, 06:15:07 PM
You mean...like the 2 L's we served you already?
Nah..
But you enjoy.
A broken clock is correct 2x a day. 

NHL Power Rankings 2022-23
RANK   TEAM   LAST WEEK   STANLEY CUP ODDS
1   Bruins   1   +500
2   Hurricanes   2   +700
3   Maple Leafs3   +700
4   Devils   4   +1400
5   Lightning   5   +1200
6   Golden Knights8 +1400
7   Rangers   6   +1400
8   Stars    5   +1400
9   Avalanche   16   +700
10   Kings   9   +3500

^ No Winnipeg?  No shlt.
WPJ: the Nickleback of hockey

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2023, 07:25:45 PM
A broken clock is correct 2x a day. 

NHL Power Rankings 2022-23
RANKTEAMLAST WEEKSTANLEY CUP ODDS
1Bruins1+500
2Hurricanes2+700
3Maple Leafs3+700
4Devils4+1400
5Lightning5+1200
6Golden Knights8 +1400
7Rangers6+1400
8Stars 5+1400
9Avalanche16+700
10Kings9+3500

^ No Winnipeg?  No shlt.
WPJ: the Nickleback of hockey
Using power rankings to back an argument lol



Hahahaha
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on March 01, 2023, 08:51:31 PM
Using power rankings to back an argument loll

Hahahaha

Using facts to confirm ordained knowledge

:emoji: (nice touch)
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on March 05, 2023, 02:23:56 PM
Timothy Eaton was a guy who founded a department store chain in Canada. The Eaton department store chain is no more having filed for bankruptcy decades ago.  In the Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg there is a statue dedicated to this department store owner.  For years and years it was a tradition to rub the foot of the statue for luck. 

wiNnIpEg
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on March 05, 2023, 02:29:22 PM
Timothy Eaton was a guy who founded a department store chain in Canada. The Eaton department store chain is no more having filed for bankruptcy decades ago.  In the Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg there is a statue dedicated to this department store owner.  For years and years it was a tradition to rub the foot of the statue for luck. 

wiNnIpEg
You and Eaton probably went to high school together
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on March 05, 2023, 11:59:58 PM
You and Eaton probably went to high school together
 
 .  He was a full three years ahead of me.  Further, he finished high school. 

 
   I did know of an Anthony Eaton however  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DdlUJTycKo




 
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 16, 2023, 04:42:11 PM
https://twitter.com/BovadaOfficial/status/1636482502830309378
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on March 16, 2023, 05:27:34 PM
https://twitter.com/BovadaOfficial/status/1636482502830309378

That linesman is literally the only person in the world who didn't want to see Binnington get his teeth smashed down his stupid big mouth.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Heismanberg on March 21, 2023, 11:30:41 AM
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/35909210/fanatics-replacing-adidas-nhl-official-uniform-partner

this is a massive L
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on March 22, 2023, 06:14:09 PM
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/35909210/fanatics-replacing-adidas-nhl-official-uniform-partner

this is a massive L

It sure is. Fanatics jerseys are made like excrement.

They're just taking over the world apparently.

In other hockey related news, Brian Boyle retired today and will be joining NHL Network as an analyst. Loved Boyler during his time in Jersey and looking forward to his insight on the game in the future.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on April 10, 2023, 08:52:35 AM
Lame trad

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Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2023, 05:16:02 PM
Lame trad

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"Suck my tongue"
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 18, 2023, 09:02:50 PM
First time I've ever been to a game rooting against the Jets without draft position at stake.

Disappointed Winnipeg hasn't co-opted the Jets chant yet. Too hard to spell?
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on April 18, 2023, 10:23:03 PM
Disappointed Winnipeg hasn't co-opted the Jets chant yet.
Too hard to spell?

haha..…here’s where they’re at thus far:

https://youtu.be/avy7nA_Hm5w

Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on April 19, 2023, 06:10:15 AM
Their fans may not be able to spell out the J-E-T-S chant but hockey players being hockey players, Winnipeg’s Morgan Barron catches the Vegas goalie’s skate blade across his face (narrowly missing his eye) to the tune of over 75+ stitches and later returns to the game.  Jets upset Vegas 5-1.

https://winnipegsun.com/sports/hockey/nhl/winnipeg-jets/jets-barron-returns-to-game-after-getting-cut-by-skate-blade-for-75-plus-stitches


Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2023, 07:11:59 AM
Their fans may not be able to spell out the J-E-T-S chant but hockey players being hockey players, Winnipeg’s Morgan Barron catches the Vegas goalie’s skate blade across his face (narrowly missing his eye) to the tune of over 75+ stitches and later returns to the game.  Jets upset Vegas 5-1.

https://winnipegsun.com/sports/hockey/nhl/winnipeg-jets/jets-barron-returns-to-game-after-getting-cut-by-skate-blade-for-75-plus-stitches




get your popcorn ready. #DarthBarron

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Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2023, 07:13:10 AM
First time I've ever been to a game rooting against the Jets without draft position at stake.

Disappointed Winnipeg hasn't co-opted the Jets chant yet. Too hard to spell?

No...everybody here hates the NY Jets but me.  They're the football version of the Leafs.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 24, 2023, 10:53:53 PM
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1650709292218023937
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: IATA on April 29, 2023, 09:15:06 PM
the leafs made it to round 2

theyre either gonna win it all or be stuck in round 2 for 20 more years
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on May 13, 2023, 09:32:32 AM
”Go Leafs Go!”

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Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Johnny English on May 23, 2023, 11:13:49 AM
https://twitter.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1661029896993243138
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on May 25, 2023, 07:40:36 AM
The coach that ruined the Wpg Jets is about to play the team  in the Cup finals that ruined the Wpg Jets....

Welcome to my Joker origin story.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: Badger on May 25, 2023, 12:38:26 PM
The coach that ruined the Wpg Jets is about to play the team  in the Cup finals that ruined the Wpg Jets....

Welcome to my Joker origin story.
Stars are coming back baby
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: delavan on June 01, 2023, 09:09:45 PM
Six months?  Adiós muchachos

https://clutchpoints.com/nhl-news-patrick-kane-dealt-brutal-injury-update-free-agency
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 06, 2023, 02:38:02 PM
Danny Briere just pulled a heist

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1666166360999710720?s=20
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: MBGreen on June 27, 2023, 03:37:30 PM
I never thought i'd see this in my lifetime, but Kevin Cheveldayoff just cooked the Kings in this PLD trade.

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Pending trade call the Jets and Kings complete a marathon trade. Pierre-Luc Dubois to LA.  Iafallo, Vilardi, Kupari and a 2nd in 2024 (orig Mtl’s pick) to Winnipeg for PLD. As @reporterchris reported, extension for PLD in LA is 8 years, $8.5 aav.
Title: Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
Post by: mj2sexay on June 28, 2023, 01:12:26 PM
I never thought i'd see this in my lifetime, but Kevin Cheveldayoff just cooked the Kings in this PLD trade.

He totally fleeced them, especially considering he really had no choice but to move the player.