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Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: MBGreen on July 28, 2022, 08:16:03 AM

Title: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on July 28, 2022, 08:16:03 AM: Hey there guy
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on July 29, 2022, 07:08:00 AM: meep?
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Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2022, 08:16:32 AM: meep!
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2022, 08:44:25 AM: Cato...if you ever want to come visit me, i've plotted your course to show how you to get here by boat. You may have to portage a little.

Bring Arbys.

(https://i.imgur.com/ACNfZ9K.png)
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: delavan on January 11, 2023, 01:58:43 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on July 28, 2022, 08:16:03 AM
Cato Potato
Hey there guy
Quote from: MBGreen on December 16, 2022, 08:16:32 AM
Cato Potato
meep?
Quote from: MBGreen on July 29, 2022, 07:08:00 AM
Cato Potato
meep!
Quote from: MBGreen on December 16, 2022, 08:44:25 AM
Cato...if you ever want to come visit me, i've plotted your course to show how you to get here by boat. You may have to portage a little.

Bring Arbys.
6 mo. later.......continued radio silence....what's the frequency Cannadith?.....

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Marble_bust_of_the_Greek_philosopher_Plato%2C_Roman_copy_%281st_century_CE%29_of_an_original_%28350-340_BCE%29._Altes_Museum%2C_Berlin.jpg/159px-Marble_bust_of_the_Greek_philosopher_Plato%2C_Roman_copy_%281st_century_CE%29_of_an_original_%28350-340_BCE%29._Altes_Museum%2C_Berlin.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Potato_with_sprouts.jpg/320px-Potato_with_sprouts.jpg)
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:02:50 PM: hurry up, Cato.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:04:03 PM: I even drew you a map
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: delavan on January 11, 2023, 02:13:02 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:02:50 PM
hurry up, Cato.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Bruce_Lee_as_Green_Hornet_1966_%28cropped%29.jpg/283px-Bruce_Lee_as_Green_Hornet_1966_%28cropped%29.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Mr._Red_Potato.jpg/306px-Mr._Red_Potato.jpg)
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:20:56 PM: RIP Bruce
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Badger on January 11, 2023, 03:26:12 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:02:50 PM
hurry up, Cato.
Quote from: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 02:04:03 PM
I even drew you a map
https://youtu.be/DLJtMwXkdz4
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 03:48:29 PM: "WE WANT MEDICARE FOR DOGS!!"
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Badger on January 11, 2023, 05:28:18 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 11, 2023, 03:48:29 PM
"WE WANT MEDICARE FOR DOGS!!"
I'm normal now
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on January 12, 2023, 07:02:39 AM: this thread got MLF fired.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on May 14, 2023, 10:36:15 AM: Tato?
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Heismanberg on May 14, 2023, 10:52:11 AM: Mr. Po-Cato Fro
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on May 14, 2023, 12:18:43 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 14, 2023, 10:52:11 AM
Mr. Po-Cato Fro

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1003171784.4107/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: delavan on May 14, 2023, 04:19:43 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 14, 2023, 12:18:43 PM
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1003171784.4107/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Double_Floggin_Illustration.jpg)
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2023, 08:11:27 AM: I just realized that this thread title could be misconstrued into thinking it's a diss towards Cato. This is not the case

Let me be clear....i just liked how "Cato" rhymed with "Potato", so i created this thread to honour his legacy.

thanks for listening.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2023, 09:11:13 AM: PO

TATO
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2023, 10:51:54 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on August 30, 2023, 09:11:13 AM
PO

TATO

Cato is my brotato
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2023, 10:52:51 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on August 30, 2023, 10:51:54 AM
Cato is my brotato

Cato is just a mixed up taco.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2023, 10:53:50 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 30, 2023, 10:52:51 AM
Cato is just a mixed up taco.

i see what you did there.

And here my brotato thinks my reading comprehension stinks...pishawww
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2023, 10:54:41 AM: PO

TATO
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2023, 11:00:55 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on August 30, 2023, 10:54:41 AM
PO

TATO

this should be the kickoff post in the week 1 game thread.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2023, 11:06:30 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 30, 2023, 10:52:51 AM
Cato is just a mixed up taco.

this should be Cato's sig. Bravo.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: delavan on August 30, 2023, 04:06:24 PM: Cato's no

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/FredoCorleone.jpg)

or a juiced-up

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/LyleAlzadoPic.jpg)

or a stagnant

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Couch_Furniture.JPG/320px-Couch_Furniture.JPG)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Russet_potato_cultivar_with_sprouts.jpg/320px-Russet_potato_cultivar_with_sprouts.jpg)

but more the

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Bust_of_Plato%2C_Vatican_Museum%2C_Rome.jpg/164px-Bust_of_Plato%2C_Vatican_Museum%2C_Rome.jpg)

of

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be it in

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Historic_district_sign%2C_Laredo%2C_TX_IMG_7656.JPG/320px-Historic_district_sign%2C_Laredo%2C_TX_IMG_7656.JPG)

or with his friends in _ _ _ - _ _ _

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/DayGlo_%283645350714%29.jpg/195px-DayGlo_%283645350714%29.jpg)

he ain't no crooked d _ _ _

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Silvio_Berlusconi_Portrait.jpg/320px-Silvio_Berlusconi_Portrait.jpg)

..............
.......very truly yours, ......
............
....... ........

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Psychotropic_drugs.jpg/241px-Psychotropic_drugs.jpg)

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Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: Badger on September 01, 2023, 06:54:13 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 30, 2023, 10:52:51 AM
Cato is just a mixed up taco.
It took me 48 hours to get this
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on September 11, 2023, 01:57:16 PM: I finally found footage of Cato's origin story when he first became the super villain known as Cheese Shark.

https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1701253038923546826?s=20
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2023, 06:35:49 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 30, 2023, 10:52:51 AM
Cato is just a mixed up taco.

thinking of changing this thread title to SPAMdog Millionaire.
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 07, 2023, 07:23:03 AM: Teriyaki pepperoni
Title: Re: Cato Potato
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2023, 07:26:15 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 07, 2023, 07:23:03 AM
Teriyaki pepperoni

inject it into your veins?