Post by: Badger on October 07, 2013, 08:50:03 AM
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THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED TORNADO WATCH 543 IN EFFECT UNTIL 5 PM EDT THIS AFTERNOON FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS
IN NEW JERSEY THIS WATCH INCLUDES 5 COUNTIES
IN NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY
BERGEN ESSEX HUDSON PASSAIC UNION
IN NEW YORK THIS WATCH INCLUDES 9 COUNTIES
IN SOUTHEAST NEW YORK
BRONX KINGS (BROOKLYN) NEW YORK (MANHATTAN) ORANGE PUTNAM QUEENS RICHMOND (STATEN ISLAND) ROCKLAND WESTCHESTER
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2013, 11:43:50 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 13, 2013, 12:58:03 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2013, 06:59:49 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 13, 2013, 07:15:01 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2013, 07:19:02 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2013, 07:35:13 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on November 13, 2013, 09:32:36 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on November 13, 2013, 09:37:09 PM
High of 78 here today. Sweater weather.
die
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2013, 10:16:03 PM
It was 78 here no humidity, beautiful.. Just because you set your thermostat to 78 doesn't mean its 78 in your city.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2013, 11:12:53 PM
. Just because you set your thermostat to 78 doesn't mean its 78 in your city.
Nope, I have a double ac unit in my house, it's set to frost on your nipples cool.
Post by: Fenwyr on November 13, 2013, 11:18:51 PM
Nope, I have a double ac unit in my house, it's set to frost on your nipples cool.
Tried that with my units. Set to 80 my bill was $400 a month this summer. Insulation is apparently an afterthought out here.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2013, 11:25:04 PM
Tried that with my units. Set to 80 my bill was $400 a month this summer. Insulation is apparently an afterthought out here.
I stayed in Vegas at a buddies house in Summerlin July/August, Vegas has a strange ac set up compared to here. Anyway the heat there is way different and if you ask me way stronger.
Post by: Fenwyr on November 14, 2013, 02:55:10 AM
I stayed in Vegas at a buddies house in Summerlin July/August, Vegas has a strange ac set up compared to here. Anyway the heat there is way different and if you ask me way stronger.
Well, that is the harshest time. You add some wind to the dry heat and it's insane.
Post by: Fenwyr on November 22, 2013, 09:29:55 AM
Post by: Badger on November 22, 2013, 09:30:58 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on November 22, 2013, 10:03:01 AM
I want a blizzard. I'm bored.
Come to Vegas. Mount Charleston would have you covered right now.
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2013, 08:09:13 AM
Post by: Libero_2 on December 10, 2013, 08:18:16 AM
I freaking love it down here
Post by: MBGreen on December 10, 2013, 08:19:51 AM
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2013, 08:28:29 AM
it's -35 degrees Celcius (with the windchill) here at the North Pole.
Just above freezing here, doesn't feel too bad.
Post by: MBGreen on December 10, 2013, 08:38:26 AM
Just above freezing here, doesn't feel too bad.
according to this frostbite chart: http://www.ec.gc.ca/meteo-weather/default.asp?lang=En&n=5FBF816A-1
exposed skin with freeze in 10 - 30 mins here.
I guess i better retire the speedo until March.
Post by: Tommy on December 10, 2013, 08:56:07 AM
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2013, 09:15:54 AM
I like the snow, but holy excrement the subways are a fuckn mess in this weather.
The L train looked like it had just gone through a car wash when it pulled up at my station.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 10, 2013, 09:28:21 AM
2 straight "Snow days" here in VA. mind-boggled at how afraid these pansies are of snow, a dusting, and I get 2 days of cancellations and no work.
I freaking love it down here
You must be out near the mountains. I'm in Hampton Roads, just cold rain here.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 10, 2013, 09:57:48 AM
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2013, 10:17:37 AM
Freezing for a week so far in Las Vegas and you guys look to get pummeled today. Good times!
Looks like it stopped already. It wasn't sticking anyway.
Post by: MBGreen on December 10, 2013, 10:29:53 AM
Post by: Rosetta Stoned on December 10, 2013, 04:24:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VQ3yzCy.png)
This. This so freaking much. The only chance to catch a glimmer of sunshine is either the weekends or lunch hour. freak winter.
Post by: Libero_2 on December 11, 2013, 04:47:54 AM
You must be out near the mountains. I'm in Hampton Roads, just cold rain here.
Nope I am just outside of DC in Alexandria City.
Post by: MBGreen on December 11, 2013, 09:25:20 AM
Road the tauntaun into work today.
Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk
Post by: Badger on December 11, 2013, 09:31:58 AM
-42 outside
Road the tauntaun into work today.
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*rode
Post by: MBGreen on December 11, 2013, 09:47:20 AM
*rode
I was taking a excrement while typing on my phone.
/grammar problems
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 11, 2013, 09:55:20 AM
-42 outside
Road the tauntaun into work today.
Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk
I'd probably just give up and go Jack Torrance in the snow outside.
Post by: Badger on December 13, 2013, 10:03:10 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 13, 2013, 10:09:11 AM
In case anyone is wondering it's 80 degrees and sunny here with nary a drop of humidity. I just had to close the windows as sand was blowing in from the beach.
Post by: Badger on December 13, 2013, 10:10:09 AM
Can you change the title to "Whining About the Weather?"
No. The title is what it is for a reason.
Post by: Johnny English on December 14, 2013, 05:12:31 PM
http://rumble.com/news/v1833-50-car-pileup-on-wisconsin-highway.html
Post by: Cane on December 17, 2013, 06:42:53 AM
This is amazing to watch, every time you think it's finally done someone starts it all over again.
http://rumble.com/news/v1833-50-car-pileup-on-wisconsin-highway.html
The dumbest people are the ones getting out of their cars and just standing there like idiots.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2013, 08:17:51 AM
The dumbest people are the ones getting out of their cars and just standing there like idiots.
Hahahaha that is about the dumbest crap I have ever seen. Hey there is a 50 car pile up, cars speeding and sliding all over the place, lets get out of our cars.
What's going through their heads? "oh look at the pretty snow"
Post by: Badger on December 17, 2013, 08:30:07 AM
What's going through their heads?
"Now how am I supposed to get to Sonic?"
Post by: Tommy on December 17, 2013, 08:34:02 AM
Post by: Cane on December 17, 2013, 09:00:01 AM
"Now how am I supposed to get to Sonic?""So, here's my insurance card and license. Yeah, that's quite a ding you have on the bumper there. I'm sure you can just--HOLYSHITWE'REGOINGTODIELOOKOUT!!!! Wooh, that was close, as I was saying, just buff that out."
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2013, 09:16:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LujZjLI.png)
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 09:32:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/K8V7u40.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on December 18, 2013, 09:35:02 AM
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2013, 09:36:51 AM
That's not Celsius is it?
No, the C stands for Fahrenheit.
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2013, 09:45:21 AM
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr66/balboa16_photo/curweather_zps5ba49e53.png)
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 10:05:49 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2013, 10:10:56 AM
At least you've got sunshine, I've got a foot of snow coming. Not like I don't already have two feet of the stuff on my front deck.
the sunshine means nothing when your balls are hiding behind your large intestine to stay warm.
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 10:23:14 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2013, 10:29:57 AM
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2013, 10:35:55 AM
I think you 2 eskimo's should be the only 2 allowed to bitch about the winter weather.
There was a cm of snow on the sidewalk this morning, ruined my day.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2013, 10:39:17 AM
There was a cm of snow on the sidewalk this morning, ruined my day.
If a tree fell in far away forest would I hear it?
Post by: ons on December 18, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
At least you've got sunshine, I've got a foot of snow coming. Not like I don't already have two feet of the stuff on my front deck.
Walked to work today to avoid all the asshat drivers cruising around like torpedoes into snowbanks.
A mile of stepping through anywhere from 1-4 feet of snow freaking sucks.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2013, 10:43:53 AM
Walked to work today to avoid all the asshat drivers cruising around like torpedoes into snowbanks.
A mile of stepping through anywhere from 1-4 feet of snow freaking sucks.
You sir can bitch about winter weather too, I am revoking everyone else's Winter Weather Bitch pass in this thread.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 18, 2013, 10:52:00 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 18, 2013, 11:41:35 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 30, 2013, 07:48:42 AM
datz cold.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2013, 07:51:09 AM
-31 F outside. Time to move dude.
datz cold.
Post by: guinness77 on December 30, 2013, 08:38:23 AM
-31 F outsidePost. Apocalyptic. World. Or, Planet Hoth...you choose.
datz cold.
Post by: MBGreen on December 30, 2013, 08:42:17 AM
Post. Apocalyptic. World. Or, Planet Hoth...you choose.
It's awful. But at least i'm battletested in this ecosystem.
A creampuff like Puck wouldn't last 30 seconds up here. His mustache would crystallize and fall off his face.
Post by: guinness77 on December 30, 2013, 08:45:38 AM
-31 is bad no matter how you look at it. 98% of this board couldn't last a minute there. Myself included, this coming from a dude who doesn't mind cold weather, mind you.
It's awful. But at least i'm battletested in this ecosystem.
A creampuff like Puck wouldn't last 30 seconds up here. His mustache would crystallize and fall off his face.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2013, 08:45:40 AM
I wonder how a frozen donut tastes?
It's awful. But at least i'm battletested in this ecosystem.
A creampuff like Puck wouldn't last 30 seconds up here. His mustache would crystallize and fall off his face.
Post by: MBGreen on December 30, 2013, 08:48:05 AM
-31 is bad no matter how you look at it. 98% of this board couldn't last a minute there. Myself included, this coming from a dude who doesn't mind cold weather, mind you.
we had a bit of snowstorm on Saturday. Shoveling 3 foot snowdrifts off my driveway in this type of weather wasn't fun either.
I typically don't mind cold weather either, but this is too much. I don't know how the freak i played hockey in this.
Post by: MBGreen on December 30, 2013, 08:48:26 AM
I wonder how a frozen donut tastes?
like broken dreams.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 30, 2013, 12:10:34 PM
we had a bit of snowstorm on Saturday. Shoveling 3 foot snowdrifts off my driveway in this type of weather wasn't fun either.
I typically don't mind cold weather either, but this is too much. I don't know how the freak i played hockey in this.
Oh nonsense, I went sunbathing in -11 degree weather 24 years ago. (true story).
Plus one icy night, with 16 inches of snow and it was below zero, I was dared to go outside in my undies and get the mail. I upped the ante by taking my shoes and sock off and jumping in the snow. I won 50 bucks easy peasy................
Post by: Tommy on December 30, 2013, 12:11:54 PM
Post by: guinness77 on December 30, 2013, 03:18:32 PM
Post by: IATA on December 30, 2013, 04:05:51 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 31, 2013, 07:30:59 AM
this is getting ridiculous
Post by: JFIF on December 31, 2013, 07:35:16 AM
http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Miami+FL+USFL0316:1:US
Post by: guinness77 on January 01, 2014, 04:58:30 PM
This would be awesome if I didn't have to work the next 2 days.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 07:31:22 AM
Yup, blizzard warnings for Thursday into Friday. NWS calling for almost a foot where I live.So the posts whining about 12 inches of snow should double this thread.
This would be awesome if I didn't have to work the next 2 days.
It's 74 and sunny right now.
Oh and hahahahah I hope it gets colder MB.
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2014, 07:59:14 AM
So the posts whining about 12 inches of snow should double this thread.
It's 74 and sunny right now.
Oh and hahahahah I hope it gets colder MB.
yesterday was the coldest New Year's Day in Winnipeg in 80 years.
Post by: guinness77 on January 02, 2014, 08:40:11 AM
So the posts whining about 12 inches of snow should double this thread.
It's 74 and sunny right now.
Oh and hahahahah I hope it gets colder MB.
You know what's sadder....you bitching about nice weather.
I could easily bitch about the weather because, I work in it most of the day.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 08:45:15 AM
You know what's sadder....you bitching about nice weather.
I could easily bitch about the weather because, I work in it most of the day.
I am not bitching, bitch.
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2014, 08:47:22 AM
I am not bitching, bitch.
You're bitching about us bitching, which is double bitchy. GTFO.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 08:58:04 AM
You're bitching about us bitching, which is double bitchy. GTFO.(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/tumblr_lt6mxjBKWK1qam3y3o3_500.gif)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 08:59:41 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 09:00:25 AM
Post by: ons on January 02, 2014, 01:46:39 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2014, 01:58:35 PM
Post by: ons on January 02, 2014, 02:16:09 PM
I would happily trade you for the -27C (-40 with windchill) that we have right now.
-19C with no wind chill here, I'd take your offer if it came with no snow.
Post by: IATA on January 02, 2014, 02:31:50 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 02, 2014, 02:34:24 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2014, 02:36:35 PM
Whenever someone posts temps in Celsius I always wonder "What is that in real measurements?"
I recognize your handicap, so I post temps in Fahrenheit now
Post by: IATA on January 02, 2014, 02:39:08 PM
Whenever someone posts temps in Celsius I always wonder "What is that in real measurements?"
I'm not changing for anyone, man.
°F to °C - Deduct 32, then multiply by 5, then divide by 9
°C to °F - Multiply by 9, then divide by 5, then add 32
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 02:39:40 PM
Whenever someone posts temps in Celsius I always wonder "What is that in real measurements?"
Wow most Americans are woefully lacking in math and science.........For freak sake ............ Celcius temp times 9/5 + 32 = Fahrenheit temp. easy peasy, I can do it in my head.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2014, 02:40:39 PM
I had to go bang my elderly neighbor.
This is what my eyes saw initially.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2014, 02:40:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I)
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2014, 02:42:23 PM
I had to go bang my elderly neighbor. Old guy fell asleep, dog was barking for 30 minutes.
Post by: IATA on January 02, 2014, 02:44:54 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2014, 02:47:52 PM
Whenever someone posts temps in Celsius I always wonder "What is that in real measurements?"
Countries in which fahrenheit is considered the "real" measurement of temperature:
- Jamaica
- The Cayman Islands
- Belize
- The Bahamas
- Palau (yes, I had to look it up as well)
- The United States of America
Post by: IATA on January 02, 2014, 02:49:34 PM
Countries in which fahrenheit is considered the "real" measurement of temperature:
- Jamaica
- The Cayman Islands
- Belize
- The Bahamas
- Palau (yes, I had to look it up as well)
- The United States of America
True story: Most people only ever heard of Palau because Survivor was there once.
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2014, 02:49:44 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2014, 02:50:40 PM
So basically, the greatest country in the world and its favorite vacation spots.
looked like a list of 3rd world dumpster fires to me.
Oh...and the States.
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2014, 02:54:02 PM
looked like a list of 3rd world dumpster fires to me.
Oh...and the States.
Good thing it's too cold for fires in Winnipeg. Except for exploded meth labs.
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2014, 02:54:52 PM
Good thing it's too cold for fires in Winnipeg. Except for exploded meth labs.
it's warming up here, babbie.
Skin will freeze after 10 mins, instead of 3 mins.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2014, 02:55:40 PM
it's warming up here, babbie.
Skin will freeze after 10 mins, instead of 3 mins.
Skin is overrated. Go streaking!
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 02, 2014, 03:37:05 PM
So basically, the greatest country in the world and its favorite vacation spots.
Truth!
Post by: NDMick on January 02, 2014, 09:03:58 PM
He didn't want to be out there either.
Post by: NDMick on January 02, 2014, 09:04:33 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2014, 02:21:14 AM
Countries in which fahrenheit is considered the "real" measurement of temperature:
- Jamaica
- The Cayman Islands
- Belize
- The Bahamas
- Palau (yes, I had to look it up as well)
- The United States of America
Celsius sucks. I have to get used to it now.
Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2014, 02:22:37 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2014, 07:35:48 AM
Btw looks like I left at the perfect time. Enjoying 70 degrees in this Southeast Asian season.
How are the rub and tugs out there? Seems like that would be the Mecca of such things.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 08:08:16 AM
True story: Most people only ever heard of Palau because Survivor was there once.
Not true I remember it from WW2 there was a huge battle on the main Island 20,000 people were killed or wounded in such a small area. Anyhow it was also in the TV series The Pacific.
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 08:16:11 AM
Not true I remember it from WW2 there was a huge battle on the main Island 20,000 people were killed or wounded in such a small area.
Hey everyone, Puck remembers WW2.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 08:23:09 AM
Hey everyone, Puck remembers WW2.
Because I am 92 y/o.
How's the weather up there?
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 08:56:58 AM
Me today: "I have to take a sick day if I want to stay home? freak that, I'm coming in!"
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 09:53:43 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 03, 2014, 10:03:09 AM
Me a few years ago: "Who are all these people who are going out in clearly unsafe conditions to get to to work on days like these? Unless you work in a hospital or something, you're not that important, just stay home."
Me today: "I have to take a sick day if I want to stay home? freak that, I'm coming in!"
Yup, and it pisses me off. We can't even take a sick day, it's a vacation day we lose. We sacrifice for these people and they don't give two shits. We're still completely expendable. It's not "Thanks for making it in" it's "Clearly those who didn't feel they should make it in don't value their jobs much."
I absolutely despise Corporate America.
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 10:04:21 AM
They wouldn't have given me any problem at all if I didn't come in today, I just didn't want to use up the day.
Factor in that I'm still getting paid for the whole day despite taking an extra hour to get here, and a friend that only comes to town once a year wants to meet for lunch, and coming in wasn't too difficult of a decision.
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 10:13:10 AM
Shoveling everything because I don't want to leave a pregnant wife and a lunatic little girl snowbound in less than an hour and a half sucks even worse.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 10:15:04 AM
Yep. Work sucks.
Shoveling everything because I don't want to leave a pregnant wife and a lunatic little girl snowbound in less than an hour and a half sucks even worse.
Sir would you like some ice in that Vodka and Tonic? Looks at Chuck with evil intentions.
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 10:38:20 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2014, 10:39:55 AM
How are the rub and tugs out there? Seems like that would be the Mecca of such things.
Haven't tried one yet, but prostitution is pretty much legal, so...
Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2014, 10:42:44 AM
Yup, and it pisses me off. We can't even take a sick day, it's a vacation day we lose. We sacrifice for these people and they don't give two shits. We're still completely expendable. It's not "Thanks for making it in" it's "Clearly those who didn't feel they should make it in don't value their jobs much."
I absolutely despise Corporate America.
You just work for a shitty company.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 11:10:54 AM
Haven't tried one yet, but prostitution is pretty much legal, so...
Hahah I have to dig up a email from a buddy that went to live in Shanghai, he sent a pic 3 hot naked Chinese broads in bed kissing each other, it was quite funny. I can't wait till you start posting those Tommy.
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 02:24:34 PM
I love it!
Post by: Pope on January 03, 2014, 04:18:15 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Feel bad for you guys. Definitely don't miss the weather I experienced in Minnesota.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 03, 2014, 10:23:36 PM
I have to wake up around 6AM for soccer tryouts tomorrow morning, and I'm dreading being outside for a few hours in 30 degree weather.
Feel bad for you guys. Definitely don't miss the weather I experienced in Minnesota.
Please tell me this means you're coaching soccer and not doing tryouts for a rec team.
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 10:27:32 PM
Please tell me this means you're coaching soccer and not doing tryouts for a rec team.
Rec team with Ryan Steed.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2014, 10:27:37 PM
Please tell me this means you're coaching soccer and not doing tryouts for a rec team.
Coaching
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 10:53:07 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2014, 07:26:37 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2014, 08:18:18 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2014, 08:27:37 AM
my balls nearly froze off during the walk from my car to my office. That's 1 block.
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 08:32:13 AM
freak this stupid weather right up its stupid derriere. +4C and heavy rain this morning which is melting the two feet of snow we have and creating massive lakes everywhere. By lunchtime it is scheduled to be -2, -9 by this evening and -23 overnight, meaning all the water is going to flash freeze and the whole city is going to be impossible to get around without dying.
It's pretty comfortable out today in NY, it's in the 50F range. But we're getting the same deep freeze tonight which is going to turn all of today's rain into ice. Fun.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 08:37:16 AM
^ it was -47 with the windchill this morning.
my balls nearly froze off during the walk from my car to my office. That's 1 block.
How the hell is your car 1 block away from your house? You live on a dairy farm.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 08:37:30 AM
freak this stupid weather right up its stupid derriere. +4C and heavy rain this morning which is melting the two feet of snow we have and creating massive lakes everywhere. By lunchtime it is scheduled to be -2, -9 by this evening and -23 overnight, meaning all the water is going to flash freeze and the whole city is going to be impossible to get around without dying.
It's 74 and sunny here.
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 08:39:16 AM
It's 74 and sunny here.Wow...no one saw this post coming from a mile away.
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2014, 08:40:48 AM
It's 74 and sunny here.
The weather here is excrement 4 months of the year. You live amongst Floridians 12 months of the year.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 08:42:50 AM
The weather here is excrement 4 months of the year. You live amongst Floridians 12 months of the year.
Wow...no one saw this post coming from a mile away.
I hate the weather and the people here but I love busting everyone's balls. You can get me back during hurricane season. I don't mind the cold.
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 08:43:53 AM
How the hell is your car 1 block away from your house? You live on a dairy farm.
lern 2 reed
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 08:46:32 AM
lern 2 reed
Lurn to phuck urselph.
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 09:03:45 AM
I don't mind the cold.
Says the guy who lives in South Florida.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 09:06:03 AM
Says the guy who lives in South Florida.
Well I lived in NY during the coldest days of the year, I was out skating on the ponds, in the great outdoors, says the guy from South Floriduh. I wasn't whining about the cold like some bitch on a football forum, lol.
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 09:25:14 AM
Well I lived in NY during the coldest days of the year, I was out skating on the ponds, in the great outdoors, says the guy from South Floriduh. I wasn't whining about the cold like some bitch on a football forum, lol.Let me guess...
You walked to and from school 5 miles each way, uphill both ways and it wasn't 10 degrees farenheit like you pussies are crying about, it was NEGATIVE 10 farenheit, and it snowed 2 feet, EVERY freaking DAY, not a foot like you pussies are bitchin' about. And when someone bitched about it in my day, you'd get a chaw of chewin' tabacca spit right in yer eye. You pussies have it fuckin' easy.
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2014, 09:26:46 AM
How the hell is your car 1 block away from your house? You live on a dairy farm.
my house? wat
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 09:27:07 AM
Let me guess...
You walked to and from school 5 miles each way, uphill both ways and it wasn't 10 degrees farenheit like you pussies are crying about, it was NEGATIVE 10 farenheit, and it snowed 2 feet, EVERY freaking DAY, not a foot like you pussies are bitchin' about. And when someone bitched about it in my day, you'd get a chaw of chewin' tabacca spit right in yer eye. You pussies have it fuckin' easy.
Back in Puck's day they used to keep themselves warm by putting cigars out on their arms.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 10:03:50 AM
Let me guess...
You walked to and from school 5 miles each way, uphill both ways and it wasn't 10 degrees farenheit like you pussies are crying about, it was NEGATIVE 10 farenheit, and it snowed 2 feet, EVERY freaking DAY, not a foot like you pussies are bitchin' about. And when someone bitched about it in my day, you'd get a chaw of chewin' tabacca spit right in yer eye. You pussies have it fuckin' easy.
Holy cow did you live in the same neighborhood, you described my childhood to a Tee. I like the way you think.
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 10:05:40 AM
Holy cow did you live in the same neighborhood, you described my childhood to a Tee.
You grew up with Royal Tee?
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 10:11:52 AM
You grew up with Royal Tee?
He designed my new avatar.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2014, 10:16:34 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 10:27:42 AM
It was 65 F here this morning. Tonight it will be 12 F as the front comes through.Don't let the freaking weather nazi see this post.
Mr. One Upper will tell you how gosh darn tootin colder it was back "in the day."
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 10:30:05 AM
Don't let the freaking weather nazi see this post.
Mr. One Upper will tell you how gosh darn tootin colder it was back "in the day."
Wait till my next New York trip, "Mr One Upper" is going to hang out by your bar in his underwear. January/February area.
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 10:30:57 AM
Back in Puck's day they used to keep themselves warm by putting cigars out on their arms.They had to be sure to save an ember or two so they could light the kettle so they'd have 30 seconds of hot water to bathe with.
We got it so lucky nowadays, we don't even realize.
Don't worry Puck, I gotcha back.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 10:39:57 AM
They had to be sure to save an ember or two so they could light the kettle so they'd have 30 seconds of hot water to bathe with.
We got it so lucky nowadays, we don't even realize.
Don't worry Puck, I gotcha back.
Oh thank god for that, I suppose I can take the metal plate out of my shirt to protect from back stabs.
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 10:46:36 AM
Oh thank god for that, I suppose I can take the metal plate out of my shirt to protect from back stabs.Don't worry, I got it;)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2014, 11:01:55 AM
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Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 11:38:14 AM
Nobody!!
Post by: Heismanberg on January 06, 2014, 01:49:05 PM
bullshit
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 02:14:21 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 06, 2014, 03:31:18 PM
Bone-chilling cold. WTF
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 03:32:39 PM
I just got a PIX 11 Weather text. 6AM: 8 degrees, bone-chilling cold.
Bone-chilling cold. WTF
Alio during tomorrow's commute: "Oh freak, my bones... they're chilled. Tell my wife... to delete the rest of The Walking Dead from the DVR..."
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Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2014, 04:14:58 PM
It's chilly this morning. About 65 degrees.
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 04:15:37 PM
I get to join the mock clib!
It's chilly this morning. About 65 degrees.
Go clib yourself.
Post by: IATA on January 06, 2014, 06:19:23 PM
when i leave tomorrow, it will be -40.
freak you
Post by: JFIF on January 06, 2014, 06:39:40 PM
oh you poor souls, -8.
when i leave tomorrow, it will be -40.
freak you
i can't believe that is a real temperature
Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2014, 06:43:49 PM
oh you poor souls, -8.That's a heat wave for Puck.
when i leave tomorrow, it will be -40.
freak you
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 06:43:58 PM
i can't believe that is a real temperature
-40F is the same as -40C. Celsius is stupid.
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2014, 06:52:50 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 06, 2014, 06:54:25 PM
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 11:44:53 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2014, 11:52:09 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2014, 11:53:26 PM
Miami is just on a whole other level.Don't you miss New York?
Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2014, 11:57:33 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on January 06, 2014, 11:59:13 PM
I just got a PIX 11 Weather text. 6AM: 8 degrees, bone-chilling cold.
Bone-chilling cold. WTF
LOL @ PIX. Who other than me is old enough to remember when people would call in to channel 11 and just yell 'PIX' over and over to some Pong level video game and win shitty prizes?
Post by: Fenwyr on January 07, 2014, 12:02:50 AM
(http://gothamist.com/attachments/Joe%20Schumacher/nwsmia010614.jpg)
This is quite the weather event actually. It's just something that tweaks now and then, leaving us with Siberia's weather. Very interesting if you are in to that kind of stuff. Watching the weather pattern over time from a north pole perspective... Whatever, I lost you all already.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 06:28:56 AM
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 06:37:49 AM
Post by: JFIF on January 07, 2014, 07:08:36 AM
high of 60 today. So it's not the pool weather like that says
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 07:19:02 AM
it's 48 degrees this morning.
high of 60 today. So it's not the pool weather like that says
How many retirees froze to death overnight?
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 07:25:01 AM
How many retirees froze to death overnight?
Not enough for 500 Alex.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 07:46:31 AM
(http://gothamist.com/attachments/Joe%20Schumacher/nwsmia010614.jpg)
you see that -47 at the top of Minnesota. An hour north of that is my frozen hell.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 07:51:22 AM
you see that -47 at the top of Minnesota. An hour north of that is my frozen hell.. What's the temp and wind chill where you are?
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 07:54:43 AM
. What's the temp and wind chill where you are?
current conditions: -25F (-44F with windchill)
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 07:55:40 AM
current conditions: -44F (with windchill). Damn. You should prolly wear a coat. Its 9f here. Wind chill -2f.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 08:03:34 AM
. Damn. You should prolly wear a coat. Its 9f here. Wind chill -2f.
I sleep behind the 3rd pillar on the left.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gJutEZSEfJM/Ts1imNc4YsI/AAAAAAAAJLw/LSIFhmD4O7c/s1600/s.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2014, 08:06:26 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 08:11:20 AM
it's 75 and sandy in puck's vagina todayfyp
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2014, 08:23:59 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 08:27:36 AM
it's 75 and sunny in puck's vagina today
freak that guy and his good weather.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 08:28:45 AM
it's 75 and sunny in puck's vagina today
Hater
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 08:31:29 AM
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
Not as bad as expected here, 5F/-13F.
That's pretty much identical to what I got this morning. All things considered, could have been worse.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 08:47:34 AM
Puck, hold me
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 09:12:26 AM
There's a bit of a breeze today.... Sure you want that? This is nude sunbathing weather for him.
Puck, hold me
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 09:16:17 AM
. Sure you want that? This is nude sunbathing weather for him.
there isn't enough Nair in the free world to allow Puck to truly sunbathe in the nude.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 09:18:13 AM
it's 48 degrees this morning.
high of 60 today. So it's not the pool weather like that says
52 here at 7 AM. High of 68. The first part is a bit colder than usual, but 65 - 75 describes about 90% of the year here.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 09:29:44 AM
52 here at 7 AM. High of 68. The first part is a bit colder than usual, but 65 - 75 describes about 90% of the year here.oh yeah? Well you can........ummm..........shut up.......... yeah.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 09:31:05 AM
52 here at 7 AM. High of 68. The first part is a bit colder than usual, but 65 - 75 describes about 90% of the year here.
I wish we had a consistent climate like that. It's literally from one extreme (hot summers) to the other (extreme winters).
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 09:37:31 AM
I wish we had a consistent climate like that. It's literally from one extreme (hot summers) to the other (extreme winters).
Just pretend it's negative negative 68. Then you can get confused sometimes and think it's really cold here.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 09:45:34 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 10:14:43 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 10:28:01 AM
Laugh all you want, I like having these things called seasons."It's too cold waaaaaaaaaaaah It's too cold waaaaaaaaaaaah"
"I love the change of seasons."
Sure you do.
Post by: IATA on January 07, 2014, 10:48:56 AM
It's warmed up significantly this morning, it's a blistering -31 ATM.
All schools(elementary, middle, high, college, uni) are closed. So that was nice.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 10:55:58 AM
I hate seasons. I miss the bay area. Warm or chilly, always.
It's warmed up significantly this morning, it's a blistering -31 ATM.
All schools(elementary, middle, high, college, uni) are closed. So that was nice.
I call bullshit. -31 atm and you'd all be sucked into nothingness.
Post by: klaximilian on January 07, 2014, 10:57:34 AM
I hate seasons. I miss the bay area. Warm or chilly, always.
It's warmed up significantly this morning, it's a blistering -31 ATM.
All schools(elementary, middle, high, college, uni) are closed. So that was nice.
What are you talking about man? It's cold today at a brisk high of 63˚.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 10:58:31 AM
What are you talking about man? It's cold today at a brisk high of 63˚.
that's not cold.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 11:01:15 AM
that's not cold.(https://comssachan.org/b/src/138123158421.png)
Post by: klaximilian on January 07, 2014, 11:02:39 AM
Laugh all you want, I like having these things called seasons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUeedyXfyv8
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 11:04:30 AM
I hate seasons. I miss the bay area. Warm or chilly, always.where are you again?
It's warmed up significantly this morning, it's a blistering -31 ATM.
All schools(elementary, middle, high, college, uni) are closed. So that was nice.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 11:26:12 AM
You guys are a bunch of crying pussies, sitting at your desks or in your houses, I'm basically outside in this for more than 7 hours today. Sticking my bare hands in ice for the majority of the time, too.
Whatever, it's freaking winter, it is what it is.
This isn't aimed at our Canadian brethren either. They have it pretty bad.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 07, 2014, 11:29:45 AM
It was weird in my office this morning. When I came in there was frost on the windows--on the inside.
Post by: klaximilian on January 07, 2014, 11:30:30 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 11:31:26 AM
I lived in Anchorage for 3 years. That was pretty fun.
I love that Michelle Shocked song.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 11:31:45 AM
I don't know when I said I hate the cold, because I haven't.
You guys are a bunch of crying pussies, sitting at your desks or in your houses, I'm basically outside in this for more than 7 hours today. Sticking my bare hands in ice for the majority of the time, too.
Whatever, it's freaking winter, it is what it is.
This isn't aimed at our Canadian brethren either. They have it pretty bad.
Your manliness is the manliest manliness of all the manlinesses.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 11:31:57 AM
I don't know when I said I hate the cold, because I haven't.
You guys are a bunch of crying pussies, sitting at your desks or in your houses, I'm basically outside in this for more than 7 hours today. Sticking my bare hands in ice for the majority of the time, too.
Whatever, it's freaking winter, it is what it is.
This isn't aimed at our Canadian brethren either. They have it pretty bad.
I don't know if you've noticed, but there's more complaining about people complaining than there is actual complaining about the weather.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 11:33:08 AM
I don't know when I said I hate the cold, because I haven't.
You guys are a bunch of crying pussies, sitting at your desks or in your houses, I'm basically outside in this for more than 7 hours today. Sticking my bare hands in ice for the majority of the time, too.
Whatever, it's freaking winter, it is what it is.
This isn't aimed at our Canadian brethren either. They have it pretty bad.
You're no Bojangles sticking your hand up a frozen dead moose anus, stop trying to brag like you're Frosty the Barman.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 11:33:18 AM
Your manliness is the manliest manliness of all the manlinesses.Yeah, it's called earning a paycheck and paying the bills.
Manly stuff.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 11:35:23 AM
Yeah, it's called earning a paycheck and paying the bills.
Manly stuff.
That's a Real American Hero if I've ever heard one. MISTER STICK YOUR HANDS IN ICE IN WINTER BARMAAAAAN.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 11:36:01 AM
You're no Miamipuck sticking your penis up a frozen dead moose anus, stop trying to brag like you're Frosty the Barman.. Fyp
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 11:36:54 AM
. Fyp
That moose was asking for it. Stupid sexy rigor mortis.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 11:39:32 AM
. Fyp
That moose was asking for it. Stupid sexy rigor mortis.
I have never met a frozen stiff moosecock I didn't like
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2014, 11:40:19 AM
I have never met a frozen stiff moosecock I didn't likeAnyone need a new sig?
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 11:43:43 AM
Anyone need a new sig?
I do
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 11:44:37 AM
That's a Real American Hero if I've ever heard one. MISTER STICK YOUR HANDS IN ICE IN WINTER BARMAAAAAN.All I know is my kid eats, my heat is on and the electricity runs.
All I can ask for with my shitty way of life and my ghetto job.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 12:14:57 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 12:23:19 PM
still freaking cold outside.
Probably still nicer standing outside in the cold than sitting in your office listening to you whine about it.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 12:27:15 PM
Probably still nicer standing outside in the cold than sitting in your office listening to you whine about it.
Get used to it....April is a long way off.
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 12:38:37 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 12:54:51 PM
I don't care, less than two weeks and I'm going to be in glorious sunshine and 30C heat every day.
That's 86F for the science math challenged. Is it Hawaii?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 12:57:08 PM
That's 86F for the science math challenged. Is it Hawaii?
Think blacker
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2014, 01:01:13 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 01:08:15 PM
Atlanta
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120705231256/harrypotter/images/c/c4/HarryPotter-Snape-Clapping.gif)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:14:54 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2014, 01:16:29 PM
Atlanta is a blacker version of Miami.
It's also surprisingly gayer than Miami
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 01:17:52 PM
It's also surprisingly gayer than Miami
That is surprising.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:19:15 PM
That is surprising.
Very very surprising.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 01:28:08 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:29:47 PM
Now we know why Puck is so surly. He went all in to move to Miami only to find out Atlanta was gayer and it was too late to change his destination.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/gay.gif)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 01:33:19 PM
Yeah because LA is the most manly city in the US there are no gays there.
Wow, you really didn't do your research before the big relocation, did you? Buy a plane ticket. I'll direct you toward West Hollywood. It'll blow your mind before you blow some guy.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:34:51 PM
Wow, you really didn't do your research before the big relocation, did you? Buy a plane ticket. I'll direct you toward West Hollywood. It'll blow your mind before you blow some guy.
You're not my type.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 01:36:52 PM
You're not my type.
Of course not. I'm straight, white, over the age of 19, and completely unwilling to ask you to "glaze my donut hole".
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:39:02 PM
Of course not. I'm straight, white, over the age of 19, and completely unwilling to ask you to "glaze my donut hole".
You're straight and wanted me to buy a plane ticket to blow you......yeah sure.
Hump someone else's leg.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 01:41:29 PM
You're straight and wanted me to buy a plane ticket to blow you......yeah sure.
I use the word "someone", leaving the choice of rooster ambiguous and theoretically open to any willing participant in the LA area...and your mind immediately goes to mine? I'm just going to back away now and please ask that you honor the restraining order when it arrives.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 01:42:40 PM
You're straight and wanted me to buy a plane ticket to blow you......yeah sure.
Hump someone else's leg.
And now you're thinking about me humping your leg. I guess I should be flattered or something.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:44:06 PM
I use the word "someone", leaving the choice of rooster ambiguous and theoretically open to any willing participant in the LA area...and your mind immediately goes to mine? I'm just going to back away now and please ask that you honor the restraining order when it arrives.
First you interject in a thread you have 3 posts in to say I am gay. Then after I say you live in LA stop throwing stones you want me to buy a ticket and go to West Hollywood your stomping grounds to find some dudes. It doesn't take a genius to see this is your Mambo thread. You're just not out of the closet yet and we can all see this is a veiled way of you asking me out on a date. No thank you.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2014, 01:48:59 PM
First you interject in a thread you have 3 posts in to say I am gay. Then after I say you live in LA stop throwing stones you want me to buy a ticket and go to West Hollywood your stomping grounds to find some dudes. It doesn't take a genius to see this is your Mambo thread. You're just not out of the closet yet and we can all see this is a veiled way of you asking me out on a date. No thank you.
You're right. I knew this thread would somehow come around to gay geography and I'd have a chance to backhandedly ask you out. Not only am I gay, but I'm a gay man with a penchant for mustaches that could only possibly be appealing to gay men stuck in the 70s and 80s. It's like you're trying to land a Canadian.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 01:54:05 PM
You're right. I knew this thread would somehow come around to gay geography and I'd have a chance to backhandedly ask you out. Not only am I gay, but I'm a gay man with a penchant for mustaches that could only possibly be appealing to gay men stuck in the 70s and 80s. It's like you're trying to land a Canadian.
Look if you want to confess about your love tryst at the Anchor Inn during the tailgate by all means please don't.
BTW, you're a wham type and I am a Village People type, I can live with that.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 01:54:36 PM
still freaking cold outside.
(http://i.imgur.com/UojrOBi.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2014, 01:56:53 PM
Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 07, 2014, 03:02:56 PM
Maybe I'll just start properly appreciating the cold.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 03:04:19 PM
The two guys in the warmest spots in North America are using a thread about the bitter cold to proposition each other for sloppy wet blowjobs.
Maybe I'll just start properly appreciating the cold.
Don't you run a gay pet asylum?
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 07, 2014, 03:14:32 PM
Don't you run a gay pet asylum?
No.
It's a store.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 03:15:25 PM
No.
It's a store.
Ok then blow a goat.
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 03:39:57 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
The worst part about this weather is, it's freaking dead around here.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 04:01:09 PM
I have to admit, I'm impressed. I had to pull out my space heater for the first time in years, even with all the layers and excrement I have on. Not really cold, just fuckin brisk more than anything, the wind.
The worst part about this weather is, it's freaking dead around here.
Is your usual supporting cast there?
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 04:06:02 PM
I had my favorite raspy voiced customer here earlier, the rest, nope. A lot of people banged in today. Can't say I blame them. freaking flat leavers.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 04:09:18 PM
^^haha, of course not.
I had my favorite raspy voiced customer here earlier, the rest, nope. A lot of people banged in today. Can't say I blame them. freaking flat leavers.
I would have been there in my skivvies as a show of support.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 04:10:13 PM
I would have been there in my skivvies as a show of support.
You'll have your opportunity to do that later this month.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
You'll have your opportunity to do that later this month.
Not this month.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 04:17:30 PM
Not this month.
Next month.
...when it's less cold. How convenient.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
I would have been there in my skivvies as a show of support.Skivvies? Please, please don't.
Don't worry badge, puck will walk here 5 miles in a blizzard uphill just to see us. Oh, with a 60 mph wind in his face.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2014, 05:14:48 PM
Skivvies? Please, please don't.There is no hardship too strenuous to see good friends and whiny bitches.
Don't worry badge, puck will walk here 5 miles in a blizzard uphill just to see us. Oh, with a 60 mph wind in his face.
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2014, 07:58:39 AM
praise Allah.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 10, 2014, 08:00:39 AM
-9 out..with a high of -5 today.
praise Allah.
A present from me to you: Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009kRJKf9rg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009kRJKf9rg)
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2014, 08:23:30 AM
A present from me to you: Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009kRJKf9rg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009kRJKf9rg)
back at you: Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKO2SxbXHdw
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2014, 08:25:43 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2014, 08:32:12 AM
-9 out..with a high of -5 today.
praise Allah.
-11 right now going up to -2 this afternoon. +6 tomorrow. Walked to the pool this morning and -11 felt fine after the last couple of weeks of idiocy, so +6 is going to feel positively tropical.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 10, 2014, 10:42:32 AM
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2014, 10:48:17 AM
They are saying the next wave should be coming through in a couple days.
Not here, at least not for another week and not nearly as bad. Until then we're gonna be in the 40s and 50s.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 10, 2014, 11:35:05 AM
Not here, at least not for another week and not nearly as bad. Until then we're gonna be in the 40s and 50s.
Huh. I was half asleep when I saw the weather report. Could have sworn it said Jan 12. Nevermind.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 10, 2014, 12:01:25 PM
back at you: Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKO2SxbXHdw
Thank you sir.
Post by: ScotlandJet on January 10, 2014, 12:32:18 PM
We have had the mildest winter ever over here in Scotland, no snow or even particularly cold days so far, we have maintained a reasonable 10 degrees which is unheard off. The seasons are certainly changing. Oh wait this could make a nice lyric........
"the temps they are a changing"- don't expect any of you youngsters to know that line from the great Bob Dylan.
Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2014, 07:15:33 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 10, 2014, 07:39:10 PM
I have been watching the extremes over in the US the last few weeks and it looks like tough sledding- ( deliberate pun).
We have had the mildest winter ever over here in Scotland, no snow or even particularly cold days so far, we have maintained a reasonable 10 degrees which is unheard off. The seasons are certainly changing. Oh wait this could make a nice lyric........
"the temps they are a changing"- don't expect any of you youngsters to know that line from the great Bob Dylan.
Dylan is timeless. Everyone should know that song.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 10, 2014, 09:40:52 PM
Hey that was our 6th grade graduation song!
wow you had a teacher that loved Slapshot, that's the only way you had A Little Bit South of Saskatoon as your 6th grade graduation song.
Post by: guinness77 on January 10, 2014, 09:46:33 PM
How could you not love that song?
Post by: Miamipuck on January 10, 2014, 10:17:44 PM
"We gotta get right back from where we started from."
How could you not love that song?
Lol I always think of the bus when I hear that song. That movie was perfect in every way.
"They brought their freaking toys"
"well at least they're not playing with themselves"
"they're to freaking dumb to play with themselves"
Post by: guinness77 on January 10, 2014, 10:46:41 PM
Makin' it look meaner!
Post by: IATA on January 11, 2014, 11:47:28 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 11, 2014, 12:17:28 PM
Post by: IATA on January 11, 2014, 12:22:03 PM
SUCCESS
Post by: Badger on January 11, 2014, 12:38:53 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 11, 2014, 03:08:39 PM
"What're you doing?"
Makin' it look meaner!
What the well are you guys talking about? This is the Slap shot thread.
Fixed that
Post by: Fenwyr on January 13, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2014, 03:12:28 PM
Am I the only one that wants to see the polar death machine roll back through, I don't know, some time in February?
kindly go freak yourself, sir.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 13, 2014, 03:14:05 PM
kindly go freak yourself, sir.
Guessing you missed the reference. But, doesn't the polar death machine just plow through you guys for 4 months anyway?
EDIT: To be clear... I just want to see people with $2000 a seat tickets in -40F windchill.
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2014, 03:14:53 PM
Guessing you missed the reference. But, doesn't the polar death machine just plow through you guys for 4 months anyway?
Completely missed it.
Post by: Tommy on January 13, 2014, 06:06:08 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2014, 06:07:46 PM
/jokes aside
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Post by: IATA on January 13, 2014, 07:34:44 PM
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Post by: ons on January 14, 2014, 08:10:07 AM
"the temps they are a changing"- don't expect any of you youngsters to know that line from the great Bob Dylan.
Obligatory - Wow! I didn't expect any of you you geezers to know the lyrics from the Watchman opening credits. Is Bob Dylan the guy who did the music on that?
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2014, 08:24:44 AM
Obligatory - Wow! I didn't expect any of you you geezers to know the lyrics from the Watchman opening credits. Is Bob Dylan the guy who did the music on that?
Hahahahahaha
Post by: Tommy on January 14, 2014, 09:56:06 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 14, 2014, 12:54:09 PM
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 08:53:57 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2014, 08:58:59 AM
I had to take a detour to work today and went over the Williamsburg Bridge. Manhattan was completely obscured by fog. Hell, I couldn't even see the other end of my block this morning.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c7515a3a43eaca9cbf73c79a2a4dd12/tumblr_mnxzeev8Sp1rhdwcbo13_400.gif)
Post by: klaximilian on January 15, 2014, 12:04:47 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c7515a3a43eaca9cbf73c79a2a4dd12/tumblr_mnxzeev8Sp1rhdwcbo13_400.gif)
Odd year for weather. I know this may come as a shock, but the Bay Area has seen less than 5 rainy days since last spring. Typically 30-40% of the winter months are filled with rain/showers. It's been bone dry.
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2014, 12:44:40 PM
Odd year for weather. I know this may come as a shock, but the Bay Area has seen less than 5 rainy days since last spring. Typically 30-40% of the winter months are filled with rain/showers. It's been bone dry.
I'll be moving to Cali in my next life.
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 12:46:42 PM
I'll be moving to Cali in my next life.
Your next life:
(http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120301050059/arresteddevelopment/images/b/b2/1x01_Pilot_(40).png)
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2014, 12:52:28 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 15, 2014, 01:31:44 PM
^ I'm not coming back as an Aronofsky.It could be worse we could all comeback as a Klause.
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2014, 01:35:46 PM
It could be worse we could all comeback as a Klause.
Let's hope your god is cruel.
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 02:26:41 PM
I had to take a detour to work today and went over the Williamsburg Bridge. Manhattan was completely obscured by fog. Hell, I couldn't even see the other end of my block this morning.
For reference:
(http://i.imgur.com/91oLA7h.png)
Post by: klaximilian on January 15, 2014, 03:57:16 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 15, 2014, 05:39:30 PM
Odd year for weather. I know this may come as a shock, but the Bay Area has seen less than 5 rainy days since last spring. Typically 30-40% of the winter months are filled with rain/showers. It's been bone dry.
Yeah, it's basically summer here. Temperatures in the low 80s at the beach. Bizarre.
Post by: Tommy on January 16, 2014, 02:56:17 AM
For reference:
(http://i.imgur.com/91oLA7h.png)
WOW. That looks amazing.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 16, 2014, 10:10:18 AM
For reference:
(http://i.imgur.com/91oLA7h.png)
Looks like the movie poster for Day After Tomorrow.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 16, 2014, 10:22:32 AM
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2014, 01:53:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/coVgz6C.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 16, 2014, 01:57:32 PM
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2014, 01:59:35 PM
Was it started by lightning or by some fucknut with a cig?
Quote
Three men were arrested and charged with recklessly starting the fire, Glendora Police Chief Tim Staab said at news conference.
“We did receive a call from a citizen who advised that two people suspiciously were walking away from the fire,” Staab said. Officers responded and detained the men. A third man was detained by the U.S. Forest Service.
The suspects were identified by police as Clifford Eugene Henry, Jr., 22, of Glendora; Jonathan Carl Jarrell, 23, of Irwindale; and Steven Aguirre, 21, a homeless man from Los Angeles.
The three men being held at the Glendora city jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.
http://ktla.com/2014/01/16/firefighters-battling-brushfire-north-of-glendora/
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 02:01:50 PM
Does fire count as weather?
(http://i.imgur.com/coVgz6C.jpg)
"Oscar Mayer weiners and smores over an open fire for dinner tonight, get your weiner sticks kids!" yaaayyyy!
Post by: Miamipuck on January 16, 2014, 02:24:05 PM
http://ktla.com/2014/01/16/firefighters-battling-brushfire-north-of-glendora/
Nope not weather related unless one of the said before they started it, " Does it matter if we shoot this meth into our dope fiend veins or whether we smoke it?"
Post by: Badger on January 18, 2014, 07:27:52 PM
Nope not weather related unless one of the said before they started it, " Does it matter if we shoot this meth into our dope fiend veins or whether we smoke it?"
Looks like Australia takes the cake.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/live-coverage-fire-threat-eases-across-victoria/story-fnl2cq7o-1226802241861
Quote
The Grampians fire complex was so intense on Friday it created a 12-kilometre-wide convection column, generating its own weather and lightning strikes and sparking smaller spot fires.
Lightning strikes started about 25 fires in East Gippsland, which are forecast to form an inferno of half a million hectares that will take a huge effort to control.
Post by: guinness77 on January 20, 2014, 12:18:10 PM
I usually keep my eye on the weather because I'm a bit of a geek, but i had no idea we were getting snow until a few hours ago.
We're also getting Polar Vortex Light for the next 3 days.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2014, 12:29:12 PM
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 12:35:15 PM
Idk how or when this happened but NY Metro area looking at as little as 4 inches to as many as 10 inches, tomorrow into tomorrow night.
I usually keep my eye on the weather because I'm a bit of a geek, but i had no idea we were getting snow until a few hours ago.
We're also getting Polar Vortex Light for the next 3 days.
It kind of snuck up on us. I just noticed this morning how cold it'll be tomorrow. Didn't hear about the snow though, I was in my morning daze.
Post by: guinness77 on January 20, 2014, 03:29:30 PM
NWS now calling for 6"-12" of snow where I live now. Wind gusts up to 35-40 mph for tomorrow evening. Besides the fun commute I should have tomorrow, gonna have to get the salt and shovel ready.
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 03:30:01 PM
Ruh roh
NWS now calling for 6'-12' of snow where I live now. Wind gusts up to 35-40 mph for tomorrow evening. Besides the fun commute I should have tomorrow, gonna have to get the salt and shovel ready.
You should go for another beach run.
Post by: guinness77 on January 20, 2014, 03:30:36 PM
You should go for another beach run.Haha....uh, no
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 03:32:20 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 20, 2014, 03:36:44 PM
excrement, it looks like it's going to hit while I'm at work. That's the worst case scenario. I'd rather be snowed in at home. Now I'm going to have to slog home in the middle of it.Pub?
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 03:39:25 PM
Pub?
Let's go to the bar and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
(http://freethoughtblogs.com/nataliereed/files/2012/03/shaun-of-the-dead2.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2014, 03:50:52 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2014, 03:53:44 PM
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 03:58:55 PM
We're not getting anything down here. Shucks, I will live vicariously through you whiners.
You might get a sprinkling of jizz if the wind carries from South Beach.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2014, 04:02:20 PM
You might get a sprinkling of jizz if the wind carries from South Beach.
It's northerly today so no such luck but I am sure JFIF is outside as we speak moisturizing his skin.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 20, 2014, 05:45:15 PM
Post by: IATA on January 20, 2014, 06:13:23 PM
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Post by: guinness77 on January 21, 2014, 01:48:02 PM
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2014, 01:49:48 PM
Man, we are getting socked right now. I have an eerie feeling LI is gonna get something like 18-24" at this point. I'm just hoping I can get the freak out of manhattan this point. If not, pub?
I'm getting out early so I'm probably not sticking around longer than I need to. Though if I get out early enough I'd consider walking down for a visit.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2014, 01:50:01 PM
Man, we are getting socked right now. I have an eerie feeling LI is gonna get something like 18-24" at this point. I'm just hoping I can get the freak out of manhattan this point. If not, pub?
(http://www.gallo.com/Images/Our%20Family/Vision.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2014, 01:50:31 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 21, 2014, 02:06:16 PM
Man, we are getting socked right now. I have an eerie feeling LI is gonna get something like 18-24" at this point. I'm just hoping I can get the freak out of manhattan this point. If not, pub?
As long as you're still at work, there's still train service, right? Of course, if you're forced out early...that means the trip home is fucked.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2014, 02:08:20 PM
As long as you're still at work, there's still train service, right? Of course, if you're forced out early...that means the trip home is fucked.
All the snow does make ice runs unnecessary, so there is that bonus.
Post by: guinness77 on January 21, 2014, 02:49:01 PM
As long as you're still at work, there's still train service, right? Of course, if you're forced out early...that means the trip home is fucked.Oh...the possibility of me being stuck here seems very real right now. Nothing I can do, gotta roll with the punches.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2014, 02:50:11 PM
Oh...the possibility of me being stuck here seems very real right now. Nothing I can do, gotta roll with the punches.
GTFO
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 21, 2014, 02:51:11 PM
Oh...the possibility of me being stuck here seems very real right now. Nothing I can do, gotta roll with the punches.
My son would tell you to call Johnny Storm.
Post by: guinness77 on January 21, 2014, 03:05:21 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 21, 2014, 03:05:50 PM
GTFOI'm busy as excrement right now, I'm going nowhere.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2014, 03:19:08 PM
How about Ch. 7's Amy Freeze?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--gUMFkn6ehU/T3ihZiTdlFI/AAAAAAAAXqU/JP9d_w4f14M/s1600/AmyFreeze331122.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TipKLgV6dl8/UcYbAd_dCaI/AAAAAAAAqaI/DRDyktS-R5w/s1600/AmyFreeze62113.jpg)
Post by: ons on January 21, 2014, 04:16:57 PM
How about Ch. 7's Amy Freeze?
Still cannot believe that's her real name.
Also, expecting 1-4 inches up in Maine. Feels pretty excellent to go through my facebook feed.
Post by: guinness77 on January 21, 2014, 06:24:28 PM
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 10:11:23 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2014, 10:17:03 AM
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 10:52:53 AM
Post by: IATA on January 23, 2014, 09:02:15 AM
Side of the tire blew out. No bubbles or cuts, just happened.
Now I'm at the shop getting a new tire put on :( least it's warm in here.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2014, 09:05:12 AM
Apparently I had a pressure differential in my tire last night driving to class... -25c (-13f for you fucks) rush hour changing my tire with the piece of excrement jack that comes with the car.
Side of the tire blew out. No bubbles or cuts, just happened.
Now I'm at the shop getting a new tire put on :( least it's warm in here.
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One-upped.(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e69cacbf8db76222e6227715f73b8971e4df6b66_m.jpg)
Awesome!
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2014, 09:05:19 AM
I know you guys will hate me, but I'm really hoping it continues through the Super Bowl week and the game itself.
Right now it looks like it'll be in the mid-30s for Super Bowl Sunday. Probably colder by the time they kick off though.
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2014, 11:26:53 AM
http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2014/01/22/wsj-photos-fifth-avenue-wipeout/?mod=WSJBlog
Post by: Tommy on January 23, 2014, 11:28:49 AM
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2014, 01:49:08 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 28, 2014, 12:01:51 PM
#weatherchannel #notahurricane #keepgrinding
Post by: bojanglesman on January 28, 2014, 12:03:24 PM
Post by: JFIF on January 28, 2014, 12:04:38 PM
http://www.dogeweather.com/
Miami
27°C 80°F
wow few clouds
such okay
so wow
very sweating
Post by: Heismanberg on January 28, 2014, 12:04:45 PM
The kids don't have to come in tomorrow, but we have to be there at 11AM. I'll take it. Sounding more and more like school will be cancelled through Thursday.
SNOWPOCALYPSE 2014
Post by: bojanglesman on January 28, 2014, 12:11:18 PM
/world
Post by: Fenwyr on January 28, 2014, 03:45:51 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 29, 2014, 01:44:12 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2014, 01:59:21 AM
85 and blue skies in Kenya, just like it was yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and almost certainly will be tomorrow.
Airborne ebola keeps that place pretty warm, eh?
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2014, 01:59:45 AM
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2014, 06:30:28 AM
http://imgur.com/a/woBtl
(http://i.imgur.com/7WgY5oC.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2014, 07:34:04 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 29, 2014, 07:44:48 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 29, 2014, 07:46:14 AM
wat
(http://i.imgur.com/LujZjLI.png)
No, the C stands for Fahrenheit.
Hahahahahahahaha
Post by: bojanglesman on January 29, 2014, 07:47:18 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 29, 2014, 12:12:39 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/01/29/jim-cantori-knees-man/5017553/
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 12:10:16 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 04, 2014, 09:06:00 AM
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
I'm already planning on calling out of work tomorrow. Ain't gonna be no ferry in that excrement.
You take a ferry?
I stayed home yesterday, but I could have gone in if I really wanted to.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 04, 2014, 09:22:12 AM
You take a ferry?
nah, for some reason that quote from shutter island popped in my head. Although tomorrow it would be faster to wait for a ferry system to be constructed and become operational than taking I-84 over the CT river
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
nah, for some reason that quote from shutter island popped in my head. Although tomorrow it would be faster to wait for a ferry system to be constructed and become operational than taking I-84 over the CT river
Haha, I was trying to figure out if you took the Bridgeport-Port Jefferson ferry or something.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 04, 2014, 10:49:11 AM
Needless to say, my back didn't agree with going to work so I stayed home. I'm about 90% today, but now we have this next round coming. This winter can die already.
Post by: guinness77 on February 04, 2014, 11:13:34 AM
Old school winter, I'm kind of digging it. It'll make Spring feel so much better.
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 11:17:07 AM
Tonight into tomorrow is gonna be small potatoes compared to what's coming on Sunday evening into all day Monday. They're talking in the parameters of feet not inches. Possible 40mph wind gusts too. Thinking about a PD on Monday. I never use them.
I'm probably going to regret using one yesterday.
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2014, 11:18:31 AM
I'm probably going to regret using one yesterday.
premature snowdayculation
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 04, 2014, 11:21:32 AM
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 11:23:17 AM
If we get that kind of snowfall at the end of the weekend, that's going to set me on a course for the second of three straight Mondays off. No way am I going overboard to get in during a severe storm again. After the last time, my willingness to go "above and beyond" is gone.
At the very least I'll have these consolations if I go in:
-If the snow makes me late and/or I get dismissed early, they'll still pay me for a full day
-Bad weather means less clients coming to their work, which means less people to bother me
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 12:56:14 PM
I want a blizzard. I'm bored.
F U BADGER
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 04, 2014, 01:14:06 PM
From November 22:
F U BADGER
Seriously.
Post by: guinness77 on February 05, 2014, 08:15:11 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 05, 2014, 08:16:24 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2014, 08:16:39 AM
This weather is nuts. I only got about 2 inches of actual snow, on top of the 8 from Monday, but I can't believe how much harder is was to clean the cars off and shovel the walks and stoops it was this morning as opposed to a foot of actual snow. It's basically 2 inches of snow encased with a layer of ice and...now, out here on LI where I live, it seems to be just a freezing rain. Every shovel full felt like a good 10 pounds.
hoo-ha
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2014, 08:18:46 AM
(http://bicyclesplustx.net/wp-content/uploads/Ice-Storm.jpg)
(http://outofashes.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/48Icestorm.bmp)
(http://brianwestbye.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/ice-storm.jpg)
Post by: guinness77 on February 05, 2014, 08:23:41 AM
hoo-haOh, from you?
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2014, 08:28:01 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2014, 08:39:32 AM
Oh, from you?
heyyyy..you can read!
Post by: guinness77 on February 05, 2014, 08:41:58 AM
heyyyy..you can read!you're feeling your tentacles today, I see. Good for you.
Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2014, 08:44:46 AM
you're feeling your tentacles today, I see. Good for you.
yes...all 8 of my tentacles
/Doc Oc
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2014, 08:50:25 AM
/in before Puck bitches about my bitchingNah I offered some pretty pics for you, I hope you enjoy.
Post by: ons on February 05, 2014, 10:11:13 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 05, 2014, 12:03:34 PM
One boss is a no-show, one is leaving at noon, and one is leaving as soon as his meetings end. And I'll end up at my desk till five "just in case" so I can walk home with a foot of snow on the ground.
Wait, wait, wait. I thought it was only my job that did things like that. At least, that's what I was told around here.
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2014, 12:04:34 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 05, 2014, 12:17:27 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on February 05, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
From what im seeing were not even supposed to get any snow at all now.
Am I missing something here?
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2014, 03:07:03 PM
Everyone was saying were supposed to get one foot + of snow this weekend
From what im seeing were not even supposed to get any snow at all now.
Am I missing something here?
I believe the range was something like 3 to 30 inches.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 05, 2014, 03:21:45 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2014, 03:26:59 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2014, 03:39:12 PM
The downgrading of the weekend storm was like one giant tampon, it helped to stop the menstrual flow around here.
hopefully Chuck survived shoveling those few inches of snow. I was going to send a St.Bernard with a barrel around his neck to save his derriere.
Post by: guinness77 on February 05, 2014, 07:14:02 PM
hopefully Chuck survived shoveling those few inches of snow. I was going to send a St.Bernard with a barrel around his neck to save his derriere.Send the St. Bernard just in case. Tullamore Dew, please.
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2014, 09:58:49 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2014, 12:12:31 PM
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 03:48:20 PM
Post by: reuben on February 12, 2014, 08:03:40 PM
(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/908/img/photos/2014/01/29/af/28/Winter_Weather_Georgia.JPEG2_1.JPG)
Jesus Christ, Georgia, why so many car fires?
I'm sick of the "it's unusual for where we live" excuse. I know not to run to the attic if a tornado touches down in Schenectady; these dumb fucks need to know not to set their cars ablaze during sprinkles.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2014, 08:06:39 PM
I went to the store today around noon, and I was literally the only car on the road. When I was heading home, I saw a cop car sliding all over the road going 10 MPH.
Idiots down here.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2014, 08:12:05 PM
Here in Virginia we got about 2 inches of snow. Roads were not even slippery. In the mile before I got home, there were 3 cars in ditches in completely separate accidents. Short of driving straight into the ditch I don't even know how it could happen.
I saw a guy in a F250 stuck in a Rite Aid parking lot
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 08:12:51 PM
I saw a guy in a F250 stuck in a Rite Aid parking lot. Was it on fire?
Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2014, 08:13:08 PM
. Was it on fire?
I wish
Post by: guinness77 on February 12, 2014, 09:02:02 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 09:03:25 PM
Post by: Pope on February 13, 2014, 07:51:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/s3hhYjT.jpg)
(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/908/img/photos/2014/01/29/af/28/Winter_Weather_Georgia.JPEG2_1.JPG)
Jesus Christ, Georgia, why so many car fires?
I'm sick of the "it's unusual for where we live" excuse. I know not to run to the attic if a tornado touches down in Schenectady; these dumb fucks need to know not to set their cars ablaze during sprinkles.
Seriously.. it's like the snowfall down south carries autism
Post by: Miamipuck on February 13, 2014, 08:02:07 AM
Seriously.. it's like the snowfall down south carries autism
I think an extra chromosome would be a much better answer.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 08:09:16 AM
I still say idiot drivers exist everywhere.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 08:28:24 AM
Seriously.. it's like the snowfall down south carries autism
If they were autistic they'd all be at home trying to clean every snowflake off the car.
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 08:48:52 AM
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 08:49:49 AM
The reason the south can't handle the snow is the same reason the north can't handle hurricanes.
(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/908/img/photos/2014/01/29/af/28/Winter_Weather_Georgia.JPEG2_1.JPG)
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 08:52:36 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2014, 08:55:03 AM
The reason the south can't handle the snow is the same reason the north can't handle hurricanes.
i think i'd rather live in the south.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 08:56:46 AM
i think i'd rather live in the south.
I'd rather deal with snow than hurricanes.
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2014, 08:58:26 AM
I'd rather deal with snow than hurricanes.
Today isn't the right day for me to defend the "snow" argument.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 09:04:20 AM
Florida is also very very stupid
FYP
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 09:16:46 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 09:29:13 AM
The reason the south can't handle the snow is the same reason the north can't handle hurricanes.We're gonna start this stupidity again?
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 09:30:20 AM
I'd rather deal with snow than hurricanes.haha...how about both?
Post by: Miamipuck on February 13, 2014, 09:30:56 AM
No region is more equipped than another for a major hurricane. It's a disaster pretty much anywhere they hit.
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 09:31:34 AM
We're gonna start this stupidity again?
what stupidity? infrastructure?
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 09:32:46 AM
I would rather 3 feet of snow then a hurricane.
No region is more equipped than another for a major hurricane. It's a disaster pretty much anywhere they hit.
That's not true. Buildings are built to specific code in hurricane regions.
That's like saying Japan isn't more equipped for an earthquake then Guatemala
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
what stupidity? infrastructure?I'm not even entertaining this argument. It's as freaking dumb as rocks.
Better yet, ask my in-laws...her grandmother still lives with them because of that non-event about a year and a half ago.
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 09:39:24 AM
I'm not even entertaining this argument. It's as freaking dumb as rocks.
Better yet, ask my in-laws...her grandmother still lives with them because of that non-event about a year and a half ago.
I'm not talking about Sandy. I was obviously wrong initially (so were a lot of other people in Florida) thinking a category 1 would freaking destroy the northeast like it did...no one knew the storm surge would be like it was. I obviously felt like a dick.
The infrastructure obviously didn't help, but Sandy would have fucked up a lot of places with that storm surge. I'm speaking in generalities
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 09:41:30 AM
I would rather 3 feet of snow then a hurricane.
No region is more equipped than another for a major hurricane. It's a disaster pretty much anywhere they hit.
There's also a matter of infrastructure preparedness vs. the human element. NYC had never had to deal with a surge like the one Sandy created, which is why that was such a disaster. The way an inch or two of snow can completely incapacitate a town in the south has a lot to do with the people not knowing wtf to do.
When I lived upstate, I remember in December 2010 I drove in a blizzard to the UPS depot to pick up a laptop I ordered from Amazon. The Ford Ranger I was driving had bald tires so I pretty much fishtailed the whole way there, and all the way to my friend's house where we watched the Jets lose 45-3. Binghamton did a excrement job with plowing but people were more or less still functional.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 13, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 09:42:37 AM
I'm not talking about Sandy. I was obviously wrong initially (so were a lot of other people in Florida) thinking a category 1 would freaking destroy the northeast like it did...no one knew the storm surge would be like it was. I obviously felt like a dick.And...how good did New Orleans "handle" Katrina? How well did South Florida "handle" Andrew?
The infrastructure obviously didn't help, but Sandy would have fucked up a lot of places with that storm surge. I'm speaking in generalities
Bottom line, if the weather (especially a hurricane or tornado) is bad enough...nothing freaking matters, anything goes. I don't care how anything is constructed.
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 09:43:53 AM
And...how good did New Orleans "handle" Katrina? How well did South Florida "handle" Andrew?
Bottom line, if the weather (especially a hurricane or tornado) is bad enough...nothing freaking matters, anything goes. I don't care how anything is constructed.
Yes, all hurricanes are totally created equal.
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 09:44:22 AM
I'll take snow over drought.None of this excrement is good...and it's just gonna get worse. Weather extremities are now a reality and it's already steamrolling...
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 09:44:25 AM
I'll take snow over drought.
I was just thinking earlier, is there a region of the US that isn't susceptible to some sort of extreme weather/natural disaster? Closest I could come up with was the Southwest, but of course they have droughts and extreme heat.
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 09:44:47 AM
Yes, all hurricanes are totally created equal.Holy excrement dude. Just drop it.
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 09:47:01 AM
I was just thinking earlier, is there a region of the US that isn't susceptible to some sort of extreme weather/natural disaster? Closest I could come up with was the Southwest, but of course they have droughts and extreme heat.
Southwest has a lot of wild fires.
West coast earthquakes/wild fires.....anything North Snow. Southeast hurricanes. Midwest/bible belt Tornados
Can't hide from mother nature
Post by: Miamipuck on February 13, 2014, 09:51:04 AM
That's not true. Buildings are built to specific code in hurricane regions.
That's like saying Japan isn't more equipped for an earthquake then Guatemala
A major hurricane hits and the damage is in the billions, does it really matter to the degree?
You can have the most "hurricane proof" building in the world it still will not stop a storm surge, unless you live in a submarine.
Really? You want to compare this banana republic to NY similarly to Japan/Guatemala? So the Northeast is Japan, because not much is done right down here.
Again no matter where a cat 3-4-5 hits, there won't be electricity for a week or longer, there will be 100-1000's people displaced from their homes, there will be loss of life and basic survices. It doesn't matter what region it hits.
I have been in hurricanes in both regions and you know what, there isn't any difference in people's reactions nor the amount of damage. This is a totally retarded argument on either end.
The building codes are great and all but I know plenty of GC's that laugh at that, it's impossible to enforce.
That's it I am done, I don't want a major hurricane to hit anywhere.
Edit: toned down rhetoric.
Post by: ons on February 13, 2014, 10:04:55 AM
I was just thinking earlier, is there a region of the US that isn't susceptible to some sort of extreme weather/natural disaster? Closest I could come up with was the Southwest, but of course they have droughts and extreme heat.
I'm guessing around the great lakes - Michigan, Ohio and northern NY. As long as you are north enough to avoid tornado country.
In terms of predictable, non extreme weather, the Pacific Northwest, but you get earthquakes.
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 10:05:53 AM
No it is bullshit. A major hurricane hits and the damage is in the billions, does it really matter to the degree?
You can have the most "hurricane proof" building in the world it still will not stop a storm surge.
If you want to compare this banana republic to NY similarly to Japan/Guatemala go right ahead, my senses are keen to the smell of bullshit. Again no matter where a cat 3-4-5 hits, there won't be electricity for a week or longer, there will be 100-1000's people displaced from their homes, there will be loss of life and basic survices. It doesn't matter what region it hits.
I have been in hurricanes in both regions and you know what, there isn't any difference in people's reactions nor the amount of damage. This is a totally retarded argument.
The building codes are great and all but I know plenty of GC's that laugh at that, it's impossible to enforce.
That's it I am done, I don't want a major hurricane to hit anywhere.
it certainly does when it's the difference between tens/hundreds of thousands dead and displaced compared to a few thousand. Is it still fucked? Yes, but it could be a lot worse when an area isn't prepared.
Earthquakes are different, but look at what happened in Haiti. For certain countries, that would have been next to nothing. There it killed 1-2% of their entire population.
The Japan Tsunami would have killed 20x the amount of people in a different country that didn't have early alert systems they did.
Yes a strong enough storm will freak up anything to an extent. My point was that a lesser/borderline storm can freak up somewhere that isn't built/prepared for it. It's a valid point and there's no need to get emotional about that fact
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 13, 2014, 10:06:15 AM
I was just thinking earlier, is there a region of the US that isn't susceptible to some sort of extreme weather/natural disaster? Closest I could come up with was the Southwest, but of course they have droughts and extreme heat.
Seattle will tell you it just gets some rain, but that's a city ripe for an earthquake plus liquefaction. And nobody knows how long Rainier will remain dormant.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 10:08:16 AM
Seattle will tell you it just gets some rain, but that's a city ripe for an earthquake plus liquefaction. And nobody knows how long Rainier will remain dormant.
You read my mind again, I was just looking up Seattle's extreme weather/disaster history.
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 10:08:21 AM
I'm guessing around the great lakes - Michigan, Ohio and northern NY. As long as you are north enough to avoid tornado country.
In terms of predictable, non extreme weather, the Pacific Northwest, but you get earthquakes.
Snowstorms were factored into the discussion
Post by: ons on February 13, 2014, 10:10:48 AM
Snowstorms were factored into the discussion
True - I'm thinking that in terms of life threatening extreme weather, though, the snow storms in that region are more tame than on the coasts. Could be totally off base.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 10:10:52 AM
Snowstorms were factored into the discussion
Those areas around the lakes are all labeled as snowbelt regions. They get buried up there.
Post by: ons on February 13, 2014, 10:13:24 AM
You read my mind again, I was just looking up Seattle's extreme weather/disaster history.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/05/01/weekinreview/01safe.html?_r=0
Post by: Miamipuck on February 13, 2014, 10:13:47 AM
it certainly does when it's the difference between tens/hundreds of thousands dead and displaced compared to a few thousand. Is it still fucked? Yes, but it could be a lot worse when an area isn't prepared.
Earthquakes are different, but look at what happened in Haiti. For certain countries, that would have been next to nothing. There it killed 1-2% of their entire population.
The Japan Tsunami would have killed 20x the amount of people in a different country that didn't have early alert systems they did.
Yes a strong enough storm will freak up anything to an extent. My point was that a lesser/borderline storm can freak up somewhere that isn't built/prepared for it. It's a valid point and there's no need to get emotional about that fact
I didn't get emotional, you love stupid arguments, and this is a freaking stupid argument. To make it even dumber you brought Japan, Guatemala, tsunami's and earthquakes into it. Hahah good job.
If you can't see the difference between damage from a storm surge and wind damage, good luck to you I want no part of that abject stupidity.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 10:14:59 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/05/01/weekinreview/01safe.html?_r=0
loldallas
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 10:19:49 AM
The Pacific and the Atlantic Ocean are both giant influences on the weather and, unfortunately, their factors are aimed right at our country. Then you have the San Andreas Fault (and a lack of precipitation in the south) on the West Coast, the Gulf of Mexico (which could turn any storm into a Category 3 hurricane in 24 hours, and the Great Lakes which routinely spout out 3 feet of snow on a "normal" day.
Look at Europe now...getting unprecedented storms. It doesn't matter where you live, but the United States sits right in the middle of some of the biggest weather makers and influences on the planet.
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 10:23:24 AM
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 10:27:54 AM
Comparing one of the most advanced countries to one of the poorest is a great basis for an argument. So is the fact, said country's population is exponentially bigger than the poor one. Take into effect how small, tiny actually, the poor country is too, or, even, where the actual earthquakes happened.
I don't care how anything is constructed.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 13, 2014, 10:29:21 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 10:29:49 AM
Worst thing for them is...you get 170 mph plus winds...you can have the best underground shelter money can buy, and survive intact, but you or whole life will be destroyed. In freaking seconds, too. 15-20 minutes of notice, it's almost not fair.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 10:30:03 AM
This has nothing to do with southern idiocy on the highway. At least the schools have the good sense to close early to avoid getting kids killed when Bubba decides to go snow slingin' on the interstate.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 10:30:33 AM
Really? A state of emergency? Is it that bad, or is it just a big snowfall?
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 10:30:59 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 10:31:04 AM
Good you can read. Haiti is a poor freaking country.
Japan is fucked, and still is. If you think Japan made it through that fine you are freaking stupid.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 10:31:46 AM
Work cancelled for the rest of the week
You dick, not fair.
This just in.........daily 7 round mock drafts starting today. Aaaaaand go.
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 10:32:05 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 10:32:49 AM
@NYGovCuomo I am declaring a State of Emergency for the mid-Hudson, NYC and Long Island regions. #WinterStorm
Really? A state of emergency? Is it that bad, or is it just a big snowfall?
I think it's more of a technicality to allow extra government funds to become available for cleanup.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 13, 2014, 10:33:59 AM
@NYGovCuomo I am declaring a State of Emergency for the mid-Hudson, NYC and Long Island regions. #WinterStorm
Really? A state of emergency? Is it that bad, or is it just a big snowfall?
He is doing it for a myriad of reasons all of which work in his favor to make the storm worse than it really is. 1.) More Gov't funds 2.) Status within the state 3.) Help people at work etc. etc.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 10:34:35 AM
@NYGovCuomo I am declaring a State of Emergency for the mid-Hudson, NYC and Long Island regions. #WinterStorm
Really? A state of emergency? Is it that bad, or is it just a big snowfall?
Snowfall turning into icy rain. Nobody should really be driving right now.
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 10:34:42 AM
I think it's more of a technicality to allow extra government funds to become available for cleanup.Yep. I think Christie declared one for NJ before anything even fell from the sky.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 10:34:46 AM
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 10:35:17 AM
He is doing it for a myriad of reasons all of which work in his favor to make the storm worse than it really is. 1.) More Gov't funds 2.) Status within the state 3.) Help people at work etc. etc.
He also gets to make DeBlasio look like a dick for not closing the NYC schools today.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 10:37:16 AM
Post by: ons on February 13, 2014, 10:39:13 AM
Cleanup? It's snow. You wait until it gets warm, then it cleans itself up. It's clever stuff like that.
I think it's just to keep people off the roads because of how much ice there's going to be.
On a related note, 5-9 inches of snow with a layer of ice projected up here, not missing a minute of work.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 10:44:55 AM
Cleanup? It's snow. You wait until it gets warm, then it cleans itself up. It's clever stuff like that.
Random southern car fires don't melt. Well, they don't melt away completely anyway. Also, downed trees, power lines, dead elderly people,......
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 10:54:31 AM
Random southern car fires don't melt. Well, they don't melt away completely anyway. Also, downed trees, power lines, dead elderly people,......
Snow doesn't bring down trees and power lines, and dead people melt if you leave them long enough.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 12:30:50 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 13, 2014, 12:41:14 PM
I was just thinking earlier, is there a region of the US that isn't susceptible to some sort of extreme weather/natural disaster? Closest I could come up with was the Southwest, but of course they have droughts and extreme heat.
Vegas is pretty much as safe as it gets. The only thing to worry about is droughts and extreme heat, but needless to say we know how to cope with something that happens every year.
What gets me is that even when we had the rarest snowfall in 20 years a few years ago, cars were not bursting into flames. Folks drove slow and just managed. The south is just stupid.
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 12:44:05 PM
What gets me is that even when we had the rarest snowfall in 20 years a few years ago, cars were not bursting into flames. Folks drove slow and just managed. The south is just stupid.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvgy2DEcM1qhon59o1_500.gif)
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 01:40:22 PM
Post by: JFIF on February 13, 2014, 01:43:38 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 13, 2014, 03:40:41 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 13, 2014, 03:57:49 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/05/01/weekinreview/01safe.html?_r=0
The question isn't whether Seattle suffers a lot of events (as that study pointed out, it takes the relative infrequency of earthquakes into account), but whether it's susceptible to a natural disaster. It absolutely is. Like I said, Rainier is 'dormant' only in the sense that it's been unpredictably long overdue for an eruption. Seattle wouldn't be buried, but the lahar would have a disastrous impact. Mom grew up there, and they're all being told they're long overdue for a major disaster. The other big risk is a major earthquake. Again, unpredictable, but overdue. There's a high liquefaction concern in that situation because Seattle was never really made earthquake safe. Soft ground, high water table, and a big chunk of the city that's actually built on top of the old downtown Seattle (which is an interesting underground tour to take). May not happen soon, but Seattle is most certainly disaster susceptible.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 13, 2014, 06:05:21 PM
Pray for me.
Post by: reuben on February 13, 2014, 07:06:21 PM
Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2014, 08:34:21 PM
Post by: Pope on February 13, 2014, 09:58:35 PM
Post by: Libero_2 on February 14, 2014, 04:46:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kb8SN8Q.jpg)
The closest I'm coming to get laid this month. Nice
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 06:13:22 AM
The closest I'm coming to get laid this month. Nice"cold" streak? Amirite?
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 07:29:48 AM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YacncWeH-MM/Uv1OrxwdDSI/AAAAAAAAAnc/x1ffdJIkft8/w1032-h581-no/2014-02-13-SNOW.gif)
I have no idea why Google added a retarded "snowing" effect.
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 08:03:27 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:22:49 AM
Oh...and it's -39 with the windchill this morning.
Temp translation:
MBGreen is a bitch (f)
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 08:23:22 AM
Quote
Drunk dude wandering down US1 in Cary, NC handing out shots to stranded motorists.
(http://i.imgur.com/NWgYGTBl.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 08:25:23 AM
Temp translation:
MBGreen is a bitchsicle (f)
FYP, Stymie.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:25:26 AM
Tommy?
(http://i.imgur.com/NWgYGTBl.jpg)
Looks gay enough. If the coat was pink I would say it's a visual confirmation.
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 08:26:27 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:26:42 AM
FYP, Stymie.
hahahahahah well done.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:27:59 AM
Tommy does strike me as the type that would wear a fur coat.
In the summer, eating an Bald Eagle Egg, Siberian Tiger meat omelet, while carving an ivory tusk just to pee off PETA
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 08:28:43 AM
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 08:29:46 AM
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 08:34:15 AM
my front yard (taken yesterday)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YacncWeH-MM/Uv1OrxwdDSI/AAAAAAAAAnc/x1ffdJIkft8/w1032-h581-no/2014-02-13-SNOW.gif)
I have no idea why Google added a retarded "snowing" effect.
Here's an indoors picture:
(http://i.imgur.com/ACSbuw2.gif)
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 08:37:36 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 09:05:01 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 09:21:52 AM
"Hey everybody, MB's shittin' snow!"
salty ham brown flakes
Post by: Koz on February 14, 2014, 10:41:46 AM
Amy Freeze gets a pass just because she's hot:
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/QLwJUhb0Yh8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 11:03:49 AM
That's what a freaking forecast is.
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 11:04:34 AM
Futurecast?
That's what a freaking forecast is.
The futurecast has electrolytes.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:17:56 AM
The futurecast has electrolytes.
You mean, like out of the toilet?
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 12:46:21 PM
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 03:02:53 PM
They called for 6 inches on the island and we had about 14 by the end of the storm. Proof that any jackass can put on a nice suit and declare himself to be a weatherman.
Amy Freeze gets a pass just because she's hot:
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/QLwJUhb0Yh8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Ha! 'Freeze'. Great name and I suspect agent led name for a weather girl. Oh, nice boobies I agree.
Chipping in here just to add some perspective to the picture. Here in Scotland we have had the mildest winter in a forever- ( we are usually on a par with Canada- Cold but more class) but no snow to date unless you ski up in the high mountains.
Coldest we have had this year is about minus 2 which is ridiculous when we normally hit minus 17 throughout December and January.
Global warning- bring it on.
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 03:05:21 PM
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 03:08:05 PM
that last post was supposed to read " global warming", but Friday in the boozer has that effect.
Don't worry, none of us can understand a single word you say anyway.
Post by: Johnny English on February 14, 2014, 03:13:47 PM
( we are usually on a par with Canada- Cold but more class)
No, no you aren't. For a start Canada has a colossal range of temperatures depending on where you are, and for a second the coldest recorded temperature in Scotland ever is an annual occurrence in many Canadian cities, including the ones where MB and I live. Relative to England then yes, Scotland is a bit colder, but I didn't know what cold was until I moved here.
(http://0.tqn.com/d/gouk/1/7/W/o/-/-/scotlandcelsius.jpg)
http://gouk.about.com/od/tripplanning/ig/UK-Weather/Scotland-Celsius.htm
Average high/low in Ottawa in January: -5/-15
Average high/low in Winnipeg in January: -12/-23
Average high/low in Toronto in January: -2/-10
http://gocanada.about.com/od/canadatravelplanner/tp/temperatures_canada.htm
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 03:34:22 PM
Don't worry, none of us can understand a single word you say anyway.
That would explain your poor showing in the Tailgate- New York Jet Quiz 2013; I am bringing an interpreter this year- no excuses!
Thank freak the international sign for - "are you having a beer" - is respected in New York!
When are we allowed to start talking about the tailgate?
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 03:35:33 PM
When are we allowed to start talking about the tailgate?
When the schedule comes out I guess.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 03:39:35 PM
When are we allowed to start talking about the tailgate?
Too late, NY hotels are all full for 2014 except the Anchor.
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 03:39:53 PM
No, no you aren't. For a start Canada has a colossal range of temperatures depending on where you are, and for a second the coldest recorded temperature in Scotland ever is an annual occurrence in many Canadian cities, including the ones where MB and I live. Relative to England then yes, Scotland is a bit colder, but I didn't know what cold was until I moved here.
(http://0.tqn.com/d/gouk/1/7/W/o/-/-/scotlandcelsius.jpg)
http://gouk.about.com/od/tripplanning/ig/UK-Weather/Scotland-Celsius.htm
Average high/low in Ottawa in January: -5/-15
Average high/low in Winnipeg in January: -12/-23
Average high/low in Toronto in January: -2/-10
http://gocanada.about.com/od/canadatravelplanner/tp/temperatures_canada.htm
Mmmmm. I may have to be invited to Canada to give this some consideration- although this would explain your peely wally complexion.
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 03:41:37 PM
Too late, NY hotels are all full for 2014 except the Anchor.
Jim, you poopchute- just spit out my beer reading this!
Post by: Heismanberg on February 14, 2014, 09:34:05 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2014, 07:38:33 AM
Mmmmm. I may have to be invited to Canada to give this some consideration- although this would explain your peely wally complexion.
My door is always open.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 15, 2014, 04:15:52 PM
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 04:17:50 PM
ITS freaking SNOWING AGAIN
You're god damn right it is.
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 16, 2014, 11:25:27 AM
You're god damn right it is.
I've been watching the weather on the in New York and it is brutal. I feel for you guys, we had this weather pattern about 6 years ago and it becomes oppressive. Hang in guys.
Post by: Cane on February 16, 2014, 11:27:35 AM
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 16, 2014, 11:28:45 AM
No, no you aren't. For a start Canada has a colossal range of temperatures depending on where you are, and for a second the coldest recorded temperature in Scotland ever is an annual occurrence in many Canadian cities, including the ones where MB and I live. Relative to England then yes, Scotland is a bit colder, but I didn't know what cold was until I moved here.
(http://0.tqn.com/d/gouk/1/7/W/o/-/-/scotlandcelsius.jpg)
http://gouk.about.com/od/tripplanning/ig/UK-Weather/Scotland-Celsius.htm
Just shows my ignorance Russ. I had no idea Canada had those values spread over the breadth of the country. Having looked at the info I suspect you are closer to the Scandinavian weather pattern.
Average high/low in Ottawa in January: -5/-15
Average high/low in Winnipeg in January: -12/-23
Average high/low in Toronto in January: -2/-10
http://gocanada.about.com/od/canadatravelplanner/tp/temperatures_canada.htm
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2014, 11:29:38 AM
Snow -> ice storm -> earthquake -> low 70s
End of times
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 16, 2014, 11:36:48 AM
It's supposed to be in the low 70s here by Wednesday.
Snow -> ice storm -> earthquake -> low 70s
End of times
Hiesmanberg, are you a New Yorker?
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2014, 11:40:29 AM
Hiesmanberg, are you a New Yorker?
No. I live in South Carolina.
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 16, 2014, 12:03:35 PM
No. I live in South Carolina.
Okay. On my bucket list. I guess weather pattern is for excrement there as well. I was going to golf there back a few years early in the year and I always thought February was a pretty hospitable.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
Okay. On my bucket list. I guess weather pattern is for excrement there as well. I was going to golf there back a few years early in the year and I always thought February was a pretty hospitable.
Not really. This is strange.
March through December it will be 70+ pretty consistently
If you're going to golf, you'll probably be down in Charleston or Hilton Head. Be prepared to sweat your derriere off if you go between May and October.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 16, 2014, 01:46:45 PM
Okay. On my bucket list. I guess weather pattern is for excrement there as well. I was going to golf there back a few years early in the year and I always thought February was a pretty hospitable.
Come here. Our weather is predictable. We've had one day of rain in the past several months. It's usually between 70 and 80 degrees, although we very occasionally dip as low as the high 50s during the day. Of course, the drought is going to kill us all.
Post by: hawk on February 16, 2014, 03:53:39 PM
Okay. On my bucket list. I guess weather pattern is for excrement there as well. I was going to golf there back a few years early in the year and I always thought February was a pretty hospitable.
I haven't been in years, and Heismanberg can surely attest to it, but end of February and beginning of March and End of the year are the best times for Golf in Myrtle Beach. I went mid summer one year and lost 40 lbs in one round.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2014, 04:07:25 PM
I haven't been in years, and Heismanberg can surely attest to it, but end of February and beginning of March and End of the year are the best times for Golf in Myrtle Beach. I went mid summer one year and lost 40 lbs in one round.
Humidity is a bitch in the summer time.
Post by: Tommy on February 16, 2014, 05:48:35 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 18, 2014, 01:35:17 PM
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2014, 01:45:51 PM
more snow
Wasn't it grand? I wish it could snow every day. I get an excuse to dress slightly shittier.
Post by: Johnny English on February 18, 2014, 01:46:36 PM
more snow
= more drinking, right?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 18, 2014, 02:13:56 PM
Wasn't it grand? I wish it could snow every day. I get an excuse to dress slightly shittier.
boots in the office on a snow day
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 18, 2014, 02:15:16 PM
= more drinking, right?
probably, later tonight. cabin fever.
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2014, 01:50:45 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 25, 2014, 04:01:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LO0zwdW.png)
Fitting for this thread.
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2014, 04:02:57 PM
Fitting for this thread.
Yes, your weeping vag has soaked this thread thoroughly.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 25, 2014, 04:09:39 PM
Yes, your weeping vag has soaked this thread thoroughly.
Waaaaaah it's cold. Waaaaah it's snowing.
Yeah it was me whining and bitching, yawn.
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2014, 04:12:07 PM
Waaaaaah it's cold. Waaaaah it's snowing.
Yeah it was me whining and bitching, yawn.
You were bitching and whining about what other people were posting.
(http://i.imgur.com/LO0zwdW.png)
Post by: Miamipuck on February 25, 2014, 04:21:44 PM
You were bitching and whining about what other people were posting.
Calling out your bitching and whining isn't bitching and whining.
(http://i.imgur.com/LO0zwdW.png)
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2014, 04:22:12 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 25, 2014, 04:45:46 PM
What you really mean is, if you're bitching about the weather then I am calling out your constant bitching about the weather.
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2014, 04:46:57 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 25, 2014, 05:16:44 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 25, 2014, 11:32:44 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2014, 05:24:56 AM
No weather issues to bitch about, but the air quality out here fuckn' blows.. You may have to turn to cigarettes to clear your lungs.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 26, 2014, 12:09:40 PM
Post by: Mantana Soss on February 27, 2014, 09:34:36 AM
freak.
Discuss.
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2014, 09:36:02 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 27, 2014, 09:40:05 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on February 27, 2014, 10:29:08 AM
Rained last night. Solid tenth of an inch. Getting another 3.5 inches over the next few days. The drought can be downgraded from 'imminent death' to 'lol did you really think that helped?'.
Having lived there, all rain this time of year during a drought will do is cause million dollar homes to slide down hillsides. Meanwhile the only vegetation that might take a hold is scrub brush. Then a couple months of dry weather leading to one hell of a fiery summer.
Looking forward to your rain coming my way though. They are projecting a foot of snow up on Mount Charleston and severe rain storms in the valley over the weekend.
Post by: Mantana Soss on February 27, 2014, 11:17:01 AM
freak! This is the same model as the picture above, just the noon running vs the 6am. This one is basically predicting doom.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 27, 2014, 11:36:13 AM
Having lived there, all rain this time of year during a drought will do is cause million dollar homes to slide down hillsides. Meanwhile the only vegetation that might take a hold is scrub brush. Then a couple months of dry weather leading to one hell of a fiery summer.
Looking forward to your rain coming my way though. They are projecting a foot of snow up on Mount Charleston and severe rain storms in the valley over the weekend.
Not all of Southern California lives in the foothill communities. I'm guessing you lived in the SGV? The farmland stretching up through the state that feeds a lot of the country is certainly going to appreciate the rain. So will the reservoirs and aquifers. I have never lived in the SGV, nor do I know anyone who does, so I can't comment on that area. I do know people in Malibu, and the comment is true for them. The people living in LA proper, though, and those outside the immediate area really appreciate the rain.
Post by: ons on February 27, 2014, 11:48:27 AM
freak! This is the same model as the picture above, just the noon running vs the 6am. This one is basically predicting doom.
What's that for, Monday? Looks fun.
Post by: Pope on February 27, 2014, 12:45:59 PM
(http://grib2.com/gfs/WINTER_GFS0P5_SFC_ACCUM-SNOW_120HR.gif)
freak! This is the same model as the picture above, just the noon running vs the 6am. This one is basically predicting doom.
You're worried about 12 or 14 inches?
You've taken dicks bigger than that..
Post by: Fenwyr on February 27, 2014, 01:03:15 PM
Not all of Southern California lives in the foothill communities. I'm guessing you lived in the SGV? The farmland stretching up through the state that feeds a lot of the country is certainly going to appreciate the rain. So will the reservoirs and aquifers. I have never lived in the SGV, nor do I know anyone who does, so I can't comment on that area. I do know people in Malibu, and the comment is true for them. The people living in LA proper, though, and those outside the immediate area really appreciate the rain.
I don't even know what SGV means, and I lived in SoCal for 8 years. Owned a place in Box Canyon (between Simi and San Fernando)and remember 10 years ago when we had a bit of a drought, followed by just enough rain to make the highly flammable excrement grow, just to have a hot dry summer and watch it all burn.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 27, 2014, 01:09:46 PM
I don't even know what SGV means, and I lived in SoCal for 8 years. Owned a place in Box Canyon (between Simi and San Fernando)and remember 10 years ago when we had a bit of a drought, followed by just enough rain to make the highly flammable excrement grow, just to have a hot dry summer and watch it all burn.
San Gabriel Valley. So, you lived in different foothills. Just like I was saying. San Gabriel Valley, Simi Valley, Malibu. Fire hazard areas. I sure wouldn't characterize all of Southern California based on them. The negative effects get press because they're negative effects. For those of us not in those areas and who want to see our produce prices stabilize, the rain is a positive. Saying that the only thing rain would do right now is damage property and cause fires is silly.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 27, 2014, 01:14:34 PM
San Gabriel Valley. So, you lived in different foothills. Just like I was saying. San Gabriel Valley, Simi Valley, Malibu. Fire hazard areas. I sure wouldn't characterize all of Southern California based on them. The negative effects get press because they're negative effects. For those of us not in those areas and who want to see our produce prices stabilize, the rain is a positive. Saying that the only thing rain would do right now is damage property and cause fires is silly.
I was exaggerating man. Of course the rain is needed. I've just seen the negative effects of rain after a drought first hand. Obviously everyone's experience will vary.
Our produce prices have been hosed because of you guys too. Let it rain!
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 27, 2014, 01:16:00 PM
I was exaggerating man. Of course the rain is needed. I've just seen the negative effects of rain after a drought first hand. Obviously everyone's experience will vary.
Our produce prices have been hosed because of you guys too. Let it rain!
The SGV is going to be hit the worst this time around, which is why I guessed there. They're already doling out the sandbags in Glendora and Asuza. The first storm went through really quickly yesterday. The upcoming one will drop a lot more. Farmers are rejoicing.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 01, 2014, 09:47:00 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2014, 09:52:54 PM
Was in Beverly Hills today and saw a massive detour on Sunset Blvd. 4 fire trucks that I could see, all trying to clear a flood from what I could tell. Had a major freeway shut down. People here can't handle the rain.
Any cars burst into flames randomly?
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2014, 10:47:38 PM
Post by: reuben on March 03, 2014, 05:18:02 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on March 06, 2014, 01:13:26 PM
(http://www.crossingbroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Keeley.gif)
Holy excrement, was that a snuff film? That had to hurt like hell.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 06, 2014, 02:49:41 PM
Holy excrement, was that a snuff film? That had to hurt like hell.
He had sex with the plow first?
Post by: Badger on March 06, 2014, 02:58:05 PM
Holy excrement, was that a snuff film? That had to hurt like hell.
He lived, then was immediately hit with another, smaller snow wave.
Post by: MBGreen on March 06, 2014, 03:16:25 PM
He lived, then was immediately hit with another, smaller snow wave.
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e69cacbf8db76222e6227715f73b8971e4df6b66_m.jpg)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 06, 2014, 03:35:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uFVlWBF.jpg)
Post by: Fenwyr on March 08, 2014, 02:47:04 PM
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2014, 01:26:45 PM
Post by: IATA on March 11, 2014, 01:34:16 PM
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2014, 12:44:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkDvqQKGgDA
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 31, 2014, 08:29:26 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 08:36:15 AM
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 08:39:23 AM
Oh great let the whine flow.
How's the weather at Shady Palm Senior Community? Maybe a little drafty?
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 08:45:22 AM
But, then you realize the only person who cares is the whiny, attention-starved hoo-ha from Miami.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 08:47:03 AM
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 08:51:41 AM
Puck, it's truly amazing...a-may-zing, how much it's snowing right now. Amirite?
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 08:55:04 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 08:56:35 AM
Badger and Guinness are bitches.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
Wait for my response, I have to close the windows, sand is blowing into my vag
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 08:59:00 AM
FYP
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:00:00 AM
I am woman...hear me ROAR!!!
um. wut?
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:00:57 AM
I love how no one can complain about the weather in the "The weather is a friggin disgrace" thread.
But, then you realize the only person who cares is the whiny, attention-starved hoo-ha from Miami.
um. wut?Your taste in craft beer sucks, stick to Michelobe Ultra.
Edit: I hope you didn't implode Chuck. I was joking, you should stick to Bud not that ultra crap. hahahahahahahaha
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:10:04 AM
Your taste in craft beer sucks, stick to Michelobe Ultra.
Edit: I hope you didn't implode Chuck. I was joking, you should stick to Bud not that ultra crap. hahahahahahahaha
Are you telling me I don't have to drink light beer? That I look perfectly fine just the way I am? Ah, thanks Puck.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 09:11:46 AM
Tit Monday is almost on the horizon.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:12:55 AM
So anyway, I guess we're transitioning into April showers now.shhhhh....if you "complain," the Lieutenant of the Vagina Police will bitch at you.
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 09:13:53 AM
So anyway, I guess we're transitioning into April showers now.
Tit Monday is almost on the horizon.
Tit Monday's a while off yet, don't be getting too hormonal just yet. You need daytime temperatures into the 20s before you can have a chance of TM. It's a late spring / early summer phenomenon, and we're not out of winter yet.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:14:38 AM
Are you telling me I don't have to drink light beer? That I look perfectly fine just the way I am? Ah, thanks Puck.
Wait Thursday and Friday I am going to bust your balls. After I am done, you're going to be begging for some douchebag to ask, if the train on track 15 is the train to Babylon, right next to the sign that says, "Train to Babylon track 15".
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 09:15:23 AM
Tit Monday's a while off yet, don't be getting too hormonal just yet. You need daytime temperatures into the 20s before you can have a chance of TM. It's a late spring / early summer phenomenon, and we're not out of winter yet.
It was 2/3 of the way through April last year, so let's say 3 weeks away.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:15:44 AM
Tit Monday's a while off yet, don't be getting too hormonal just yet. You need daytime temperatures into the 20s before you can have a chance of TM. It's a late spring / early summer phenomenon, and we're not out of winter yet.The way this year is going....it'll be 90 degrees within 2 weeks. Or, we'll have a blizzard. Really, could be either at this point. Spring will be about 2 weeks long this year.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 09:16:12 AM
shhhhh....if you "complain," the Lieutenant of the Vagina Police will bitch at you.
The Puckstapo
Anything negative is whining, anything positive is cocksucking.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:16:53 AM
Wait Thursday and Friday I am going to bust your balls. After I am done, you're going to be begging for some douchebag to ask, if the train on track 15 is the train to Babylon, right next to the sign that says, "Train to Babylon track 15".You? Break balls? Not you, Puck, you'd never do a thing like that.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:17:19 AM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/108500/Bea-Arthur-Painting--108838.jpg)
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:17:20 AM
The Puckstapohahah...can i "like" this post?
Anything negative is whining, anything positive is cocksucking.
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 09:17:43 AM
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:17:55 AM
It's tit Monday here. Just in the town where I work, it's saggy 80 year old funbags, they make Bea Arthur's look good.Tommy would hit it.
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/108500/Bea-Arthur-Painting--108838.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:18:44 AM
The Puckstapo
Anything negative is whining, anything positive is cocksucking.
When you guys flip a coin with me, it's Heads I win, tails you lose.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:19:18 AM
Tommy would hit it, sober.Fixed that for you.
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 09:19:35 AM
It was 2/3 of the way through April last year, so let's say 3 weeks away.
Except if you recall there was a minor heatwave at the back end of last March, it was a really mild and short winter last year.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:21:45 AM
Except if you recall there was a minor heatwave at the back end of last March, it was a really mild and short winter last year.
Lucky for you guys El Nino is supposed to make the weather more mild, supposedly it's forming as we speak.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:23:20 AM
Lucky for you guys El Nino is supposed to make the weather more mild, supposedly it's forming as we speak.Don't talk about JE that way.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:25:45 AM
Don't talk about JE that way.
I should have said lucky for me El Nino is forming. You guys won't be bellyaching as much next year.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 09:31:58 AM
Except if you recall there was a minor heatwave at the back end of last March, it was a really mild and short winter last year.
I'm still forecasting it to happen before the draft.
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 09:34:08 AM
I'm still forecasting it to happen before the draft.
One glimpse of cleavage does not a TM make.
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 09:39:29 AM
Heil Puck!
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:46:01 AM
I do like the "puckstapo" meme. Good work, Badge.
Heil Puck!
Put Puckstapo in my title.
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 09:48:59 AM
Put Puckstapo in my title.
wish granted.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 09:52:24 AM
One glimpse of cleavage does not a TM make.
Just because your weather is a month behind ours doesn't mean I was wrong. I was 1 whole day early in calling it last year.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:53:27 AM
wish granted.
Yes! thank you sir.
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 09:54:30 AM
Just because your weather is a month behind ours doesn't mean I was wrong. I was 1 whole day early in calling it last year.
So what you're saying is, you called it early last year. You couldn't possibly have known that you were one day early.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
So what you're saying is, you called it early last year. You couldn't possibly have known that you were one day early.
...I said on a Sunday that it would be Monday, and it turned out to be Tuesday. That's the thing about predicting, you don't know.
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 10:07:38 AM
...I said on a Sunday that it would be Monday, and it turned out to be Tuesday. That's the thing about predicting, you don't know.
Done correctly, TM can't actually be called until the day after it happened (or at the very least, not until later on on the night of TM).
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 10:11:40 AM
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 10:14:21 AM
Yes! thank you sir.Holy excrement. Only you would embrace a moniker like this.
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 10:16:34 AM
No reason not to forecast something entirely dependent on hormones.
FTFY
Post by: Tommy on March 31, 2014, 10:20:00 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 10:20:27 AM
Holy excrement. Only you would embrace a moniker like this.
I am going to change my location just for you , wait for it.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 10:23:36 AM
FTFY
If it's entirely dependent on hormones then Tit Monday is precisely whenever I deem it to have occurred. So I'm still expecting it before the draft.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 10:24:14 AM
Lots of rain down here, and humidity. This is the start of a very shirty 4 month stretch out here.Wah, wah, wah, it's rainy out. Tommy's a bitch.
/the Puckstapo speaketh
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 10:24:47 AM
If it's entirely dependent on hormones then Tit Monday is precisely whenever I deem it to have occurred. So I'm still expecting it before the draft.The arguments on this board are amazing.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 10:27:28 AM
Wah, wah, wah, it's rainy out. Tommy's a bitch.
/the Puckstapo speaketh
I took appropriate action on Tommy, don't you worry.
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 10:34:59 AM
/whine
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 10:37:28 AM
it's cold outside, and i still have 5 ft snow banks on my front lawn.
/whine
Sunshine and temperatures in the single digits above zero forecast all week for me. I am excite.
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 10:38:56 AM
Sunshine and temperatures in the single digits above zero forecast all week for me. I am excite.
We'll hit +9 next weekend, apparently. Might as well be a month from now.
Stupid weather.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 10:40:45 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 31, 2014, 10:42:23 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 10:43:59 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 10:44:48 AM
The Puckstapo will not like this chatter...Is it bitching? Then probably not.
Have you seen me posting, "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's raining?"
Let me answer that for you, "No".
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 10:50:04 AM
Is it bitching? Then probably not.
Have you seen me posting, "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's raining?"
Let me answer that for you, "No".
It's more fun bitching to you in person. I'll save all mine for the tailgate.
In fact, watching Chuck rip you a new one over that parking pass mishap at the tailgate was a thing of beauty.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 10:51:38 AM
It's more fun bitching to you in person. I'll save all mine for the tailgate.
In fact, watching Chuck rip you a new one over that parking pass mishap at the tailgate was a thing of beauty.
He could rip me all he wants, I busted him up prior.
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 10:53:53 AM
He could rip me all he wants, I busted him up prior.
Nah....Chuck was the allied powers that torched the Puckstapo.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 10:55:07 AM
Nah....Chuck was the allied powers that torched the Puckstapo.
If you say so.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 11:04:47 AM
Wait...it was never proud. This should be renamed the "hey you kids...get off Puck's damn lawn" thread.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 11:05:56 AM
It's more fun bitching to you in person. I'll save all mine for the tailgate.Almost. Watching him back his minivan into the parking sign! THAT was a thing of beauty.
In fact, watching Chuck rip you a new one over that parking pass mishap at the tailgate was a thing of beauty.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 11:06:31 AM
Lol at the direction this once proud thread as taken.
Wait...it was never proud. This should be renamed the "hey you kids...get off Puck's damn lawn" thread.
Just so long as it isn't raining, or cold.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 11:06:36 AM
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 11:08:24 AM
Almost. Watching him back his minivan into the parking sign! THAT was a thing of beauty.
(http://nintendofire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/marioparty9-car-600x300.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 11:23:45 AM
Almost. Watching him back his minivan into the parking sign! THAT was a thing of beauty.
It sure was. That sign came out of nowhere.
Post by: Koz on March 31, 2014, 12:00:22 PM
Since no weatherman was calling for anything outside of rain today, the snow caught most towns, including mine, by surprise. No salt was laid ahead, no sand at the early stages and plows weren't ready anywhere. As a result, it's taken some people in excess of 2 hours to drive 3 miles today, and many cars were just abandoned where they got stuck- quite a bit on the LIE and area roads.
Lonnie Quinn, you are a dick.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 12:20:16 PM
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 12:31:01 PM
60's today and blue skies... Had to turn the heat on for a bit to get the chill out this morning.
I used to think posts like this were annoying but Puck lowered the bar so much that I actually enjoyed reading this.
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 01:46:31 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 01:55:32 PM
I used to think posts like this were annoying but Puck lowered the bar so much that I actually enjoyed reading this.
I must respond.
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 01:58:28 PM
I can't believe this is the same day. It's ridiculous.
Just came back inside from my break, it's beautiful out now.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
Looking at the numbers it seems correct at least for the Southeast, I can't find the Northeast's #'s.
Edit: You're all still a bunch of bitches.
Edit: In NY, the wind is consistently bad for Dec thru Mar/Apr. That's pretty different than down here where it's bad Mar-Apr-Nov, basically those 3 months.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:00:21 PM
Just came back inside from my break, it's beautiful out now.
Glad you guys are catching a break. Actual spring and your Titty Monday are just around the corner.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 03:04:24 PM
Glad you guys are catching a break. Actual spring and your Titty Monday are just around the corner.
You live in Vegas, literally every day is titty Monday.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:11:55 PM
You live in Vegas, literally every day is titty Monday.
You'd be surprised how much they cover up when it's 60's or below. Skin tight workout gear at the market is pretty much year round, so there's that...
Post by: Tommy on March 31, 2014, 09:29:04 PM
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2014, 09:35:54 PM
I miss funbags.You seem to be doing okay over there.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 11:24:49 PM
You seem to be doing okay over there.
Most asian girls barely have nipples, much less funbags.
Post by: Tommy on April 01, 2014, 02:54:32 AM
You seem to be doing okay over there.
I'm getting a healthy dose of hoo-ha, but nothing compares to the variety that's available in NYC. If they're not Asian they're average white girls.
Post by: Tommy on April 01, 2014, 02:55:13 AM
Most asian girls barely have nipples, much less funbags.
Not true on the nipples part. I actually think their nipples are disproportionate to the size of the breasts they're attached to.
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2014, 07:47:20 AM
APRIL FOOLS!!!111ONEoneone
it's only -24. suckas
Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2014, 08:42:36 AM
-25 today with wind chill.
APRIL FOOLS!!!111ONEoneone
it's only -24. suckas
Well at least all of us can be comforted with the knowledge you won't be freezing your balls off.
You don't have any.
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 08:52:46 AM
-25 today with wind chill.
APRIL FOOLS!!!111ONEoneone
it's only -24. suckas
+4 and sunshine here, the thaw continues.
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2014, 08:54:42 AM
Well at least all of us can be comforted with the knowledge you won't be freezing your balls off.
You don't have any.
Your dad sucked them right off my body.
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2014, 08:55:18 AM
+4 and sunshine here, the thaw continues.
we're supposed to hit +7 and +9 on Sat/Sun respectively.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2014, 08:55:36 AM
Your dad sucked them right off my body.
Everyone is looking at me wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably when nothing is going on.
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2014, 08:57:36 AM
Everyone is looking at me wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably when nothing is going on.
hahahaha
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 01, 2014, 08:59:58 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 01, 2014, 09:04:26 AM
update here: can't take the yatch out on account of I don't have one and I'm about an hour from the Atlantic Ocean right now. friggin weather
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYtoZV6sVCVU0EgQfx1QJQlPqTdxoGiY2UZ69Qq5jNuYBXmn7BuA)
Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2014, 09:22:58 AM
For the Canadians:
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTn0pOg7TmmPf7p64tw7fnkVEXH218EB7Gkxp9yn5JqfRkNoBKz)
Post by: Heismanberg on April 03, 2014, 10:56:00 PM
Evolution can go freak itself for this one
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2014, 05:22:59 AM
Post by: Tommy on April 04, 2014, 08:21:30 AM
Post by: Badger on April 04, 2014, 08:22:59 AM
You're in NY? Are you guys meeting up at all?
No, we all went to the same bar but sat at separate tables and avoided eye contact.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2014, 09:50:58 AM
No, we all went to the same bar but sat at separate tables and avoided eye contact.
I saw you and Chuck wink at each other from the corner of the room.
Post by: guinness77 on April 04, 2014, 10:28:10 AM
I saw you and Chuck wink at each other from the corner of the room.Don't use my real freaking name on the board, fuckface!!
Post by: klaximilian on April 04, 2014, 10:36:58 AM
Post by: guinness77 on April 04, 2014, 11:02:48 AM
I woke up this morning and it had rained a little last night. This weather is awful.Fixed
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2014, 04:38:04 PM
Don't use my real freaking name on the board, fuckface!!
Sorry Darryl.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 04, 2014, 06:17:17 PM
Don't use my real freaking name on the board, fuckface!!
At least he didn't tell them your last name is Norris. How much excrement did you get growing up?
Post by: guinness77 on April 04, 2014, 09:34:09 PM
At least he didn't tell them your last name is Norris. How much excrement did you get growing up?Chuck-chuck-Bo-buck, banana-nana-fo-freak, fee-fie-fo-freak...
What's up, Chuck?!!!!!
They didnt need to know my last name is Norris.
Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2014, 04:47:51 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 10, 2014, 08:16:33 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2014, 09:25:56 PM
Good.
You get rain, we get less snow. Everyone wins. Except all the farmers and poor people and stuff, obviously.
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2014, 09:37:49 PM
You get rain, we get less snow. Everyone wins. Except all the farmers and poor people and stuff, obviously.
Don't worry, the Puckstapo will ensure we won't hear their whining.
Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2014, 09:44:43 PM
Don't worry, the Puckstapo will ensure we won't hear their whining.
I don't know any farmers or poor people, so freak them.
[/Tommy]
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 10, 2014, 09:44:51 PM
Don't worry, the Puckstapo will ensure we won't hear their whining.
Here's how it'll go:
Farmers in the central valley have their fields wrecked. Food prices go up. People complain "But I thought they needed a lot of rain! What about the drought!?!"
Post by: bojanglesman on April 10, 2014, 09:45:01 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2014, 08:12:44 AM
What is the relationship between LJF and the Puckstapo? Whatever it is, it doesn't look good for Jews.
We are hoping it gets really hot so they can bake.
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 08:47:32 AM
http://nypost.com/2014/04/12/warm-weather-set-to-unleash-pollen-vortex-on-nyc/
Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 12:39:39 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sEbcvzCogso/0.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 12:41:41 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 12:46:00 PM
Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 12:53:18 PM
Woohoo the whining about it's too hot is just about to commence. You guys are the epitome of broads, "it's too hot", "It's too cold". Make up your freaking minds.
I clearly demonstrated that I can't wait for it.
I get to wear shorts to work when it's oppressively hot.
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2014, 12:54:44 PM
Woohoo the whining about it's too hot is just about to commence. You guys are the epitome of broads, "it's too hot", "It's too cold". Make up your freaking minds.
Puckstapo everyone.
he's here all week.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 12:56:01 PM
I clearly demonstrated that I can't wait for it.
I get to wear shorts to work when it's oppressively hot.
Whining about your own whining, when does it end?
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 12:56:30 PM
Puckstapo everyone.
he's here all week.
With you around, it's definitely a gaggle.
Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 12:58:06 PM
Whining about your own whining, when does it end?
Bitch I will cut you
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 12:59:54 PM
Bitch I will cut you
Hahahahahaha
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2014, 01:25:17 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 01:26:51 PM
It's snowing. I don't like the snow.
Duly noted in the tags.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 15, 2014, 03:49:54 PM
Two can play.
EDIT: Guess not. Tag hoarder.
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2014, 03:55:19 PM
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Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 03:56:37 PM
How am I tagged when I don't complain about my weather?
Two can play.
EDIT: Guess not. Tag hoarder.
When the tags on a thread get full, just delete the least funny one (ie. one of Puck's).
Post by: ons on April 15, 2014, 03:57:44 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
Puck - 99.9%
Rest of us - 0.1%
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Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 03:59:27 PM
I have great tickets to a AA baseball game tonight. 90% chance of pouring rain. If it's rained out I agreed to go to my girlfriend's coworker's dinner party thing. It better not freaking rain.
A dinner party? You may need to fake your death to safely avoid this.
Post by: ons on April 15, 2014, 04:00:24 PM
A dinner party? You may need to fake your death to safely avoid this.
* GLuten Free dinner party.
Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 04:01:53 PM
* GLuten Free dinner party.
Steak is gluten free.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
How am I tagged when I don't complain about my weather?Liar.....this is just the few that I found in short notice, you bitch.
Two can play.
EDIT: Guess not. Tag hoarder.
High of 78 here today. Sweater weather.
Freezing for a week so far in Las Vegas and you guys look to get pummeled today. Good times!
...and it's been raining for 24 hours. Free car wash yes, but it feels like November in Buffalo.
Post by: IATA on April 15, 2014, 04:14:53 PM
* GLuten Free dinner party.
http://www.celiac.com/articles/222/1/Gluten-Free-Alcoholic-Beverages/Page1.html
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Post by: Badger on April 15, 2014, 04:17:35 PM
http://www.celiac.com/articles/222/1/Gluten-Free-Alcoholic-Beverages/Page1.html
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I've had Redbridge. It's decent.
Post by: Badger on April 16, 2014, 12:31:09 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 17, 2014, 07:20:51 PM
Post by: Badger on April 17, 2014, 07:23:15 PM
How did you do that? The site is supposed to resize monster images automatically.
I don't know. It wasn't intentional.
Post by: Johnny English on April 17, 2014, 07:26:56 PM
Oh well, I'm going out shortly anyway. If it all goes titsup call MB.
Post by: Badger on April 17, 2014, 07:31:51 PM
It's not a big deal, but it concerns me. If that setting has gone squiffy then I'm worried about what else might have.
Oh well, I'm going out shortly anyway. If it all goes titsup call MB.
The image was like that before the downtime.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 17, 2014, 07:41:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sNupc4x.jpg)
Cool no snow, rain or bitching, I approve of this post.
Post by: Badger on April 17, 2014, 07:48:33 PM
Cool no snow, rain or bitching, I approve of this post.
Thanks
Post by: Tommy on April 18, 2014, 12:07:17 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2014, 05:19:22 AM
ThanksHitlerPuck
<3
Post by: guinness77 on April 18, 2014, 10:55:39 AM
It's getting to the point in HK where everyday is like one of those really hot and humid NYC days in August.Wah!!! It's too hot
/Puckstapo logic
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2014, 03:09:34 PM
Wah!!! It's too hot
/Puckstapo logic
It's not logic it's fact, you guys whine a lot about the weather. Logic would be if we tried a problem like when it's cold does Guinness MBGreen Badger and everyone else whine more then last July when it was over 100. That's a logic problem.
Best Regards,
Puckstapo
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2014, 03:11:38 PM
Logic would be if we tried a problem like when it's cold does Guinness MBGreen Badger and everyone else whine more then last July when it was over 100.
What the freak is this sentence?
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2014, 03:15:00 PM
What the freak is this sentence?
Logic
Post by: guinness77 on April 18, 2014, 05:34:51 PM
What the freak is this sentence?Puck's typical bullshit.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2014, 09:54:00 PM
Puck's typical bullshit.
Whiner
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2014, 06:30:36 PM
freak yo humidity.
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 30, 2014, 06:33:01 PM
I've been in Florida for about an hour, and my nuts are already raw.
freak yo humidity.
Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
What the hell kind of underwear do you people own? If you aren't going with CK boxer briefs you are doing it wrong. If you insist on your balls sticking to your leg underwear, at least invest in some gold bond.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 30, 2014, 06:34:11 PM
I've been in Florida for about an hour, and my nuts are already raw.It's a bitch. And it isn't even summer yet. It's terrible here in Virginia in the summer, and it is even worse down there.
freak yo humidity.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2014, 06:35:13 PM
My balls don't like your tone.
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 30, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
I bought gold bond.
My balls don't like your tone.
Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk
I am guessing they like the gold bond though.
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2014, 06:39:14 PM
I am guessing they like the gold bond though.
It's refreshing
Post by: Johnny English on April 30, 2014, 08:02:53 PM
What the hell kind of underwear do you people own? If you aren't going with CK boxer briefs you are doing it wrong. If you insist on your balls sticking to your leg underwear, at least invest in some gold bond.
Don't worry, MB got in touch with me to let me know that he'd decided bought some local clothing and that it was making him a lot more comfortable.
(http://i.imgur.com/pylHOtl.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on June 18, 2014, 04:59:12 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 18, 2014, 05:01:06 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 18, 2014, 06:22:52 PM
go freak yourself puck
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 06:23:52 PM
I'm sitting inside in the AC watching the Yankees and the World Cup on two 60 inch TVs.
go freak yourself puck
Bitch
Post by: MBGreen on June 18, 2014, 07:29:52 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on June 18, 2014, 08:21:11 PM
Tit Wednesday was in full swing.
Where are you, a retirement community? funbags shouldn't swing.
Post by: IATA on June 29, 2014, 11:58:12 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 30, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 30, 2014, 12:26:41 PM
Post by: Badger on June 30, 2014, 12:28:38 PM
So a tropical disturbance may graduate into a depression (or possibly even a hurricane) over the next few days. We could get 2-4" dumped on us for July 4th.
I'm getting out of town, hopefully it doesn't hit Sullivan County.
Post by: IATA on June 30, 2014, 01:52:50 PM
Wanted to die in New Orleans. I don't know how you people live with humidity any more. I'm too spoiled.
This is the first year since I moved here(2007) that it hasn't really killed me, yet. 36c today
Post by: Tommy on June 30, 2014, 08:07:47 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on July 01, 2014, 09:58:20 AM
Post by: Badger on July 01, 2014, 10:00:07 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on July 01, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
Going to break 115 here today
It's the dry heat.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 01, 2014, 11:19:36 AM
Bosses told me to disregard the dress code for the summer. Digging my Borat thong out of the closet tomorrow.
what does that mean exactly? not the borat thong thing.
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 01, 2014, 11:26:37 AM
(http://icons.wunderground.com/data/images/at201401_5day.gif)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 01, 2014, 11:36:28 AM
So that tropical storm, now named Arthur, looks like it'll become a Cat 1 over the next couple of days. The current forecast is for it to reach us during the day Friday. Right now, it looks like the Jersey Shore and half of LI will get clipped.
(http://icons.wunderground.com/data/images/at201401_5day.gif)
but what about everyone's 4th of July plans
Post by: Badger on July 01, 2014, 11:39:12 AM
what does that mean exactly? not the borat thong thing.
Normal is business casual. "Whatever I want" means shorts. So I'm wearing shorts and a polo.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 01, 2014, 11:41:00 AM
So that tropical storm, now named Arthur, looks like it'll become a Cat 1 over the next couple of days. The current forecast is for it to reach us during the day Friday. Right now, it looks like the Jersey Shore and half of LI will get clipped.Are you in NC?
(http://icons.wunderground.com/data/images/at201401_5day.gif)
Post by: Heismanberg on July 01, 2014, 11:48:19 AM
Post by: Badger on July 01, 2014, 11:49:52 AM
Post by: Tommy on July 01, 2014, 11:50:31 AM
So that tropical storm, now named Arthur, looks like it'll become a Cat 1 over the next couple of days. The current forecast is for it to reach us during the day Friday. Right now, it looks like the Jersey Shore and half of LI will get clipped.
(http://icons.wunderground.com/data/images/at201401_5day.gif)
That doesn't look like it's going anywhere near NYC
Post by: bojanglesman on July 01, 2014, 11:55:43 AM
I'll be well out of its path this weekend.I thought Chippendale's was more a coastal establishment......
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 01, 2014, 12:38:14 PM
Are you in NC?
No
That doesn't look like it's going anywhere near NYC
I didn't say it was. I said the Shore and half of Long Island will get clipped.
Those areas may get some nasty weather (t-storms/heavy rain) but that's about it. The worst part for the Northeast over the weekend will be the beaches. The ripcurrents are predicted to be strong and dangerous.
Post by: guinness77 on August 13, 2014, 09:05:05 AM
The roads are damn near impassable around my neighborhood. Craziness. Just happy I'm still a few days away from going back to work.
/cue the Puckstapo
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2014, 09:07:56 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 13, 2014, 09:15:05 AM
So...12.83 inches of rain in 8 hours recorded in Islip. Apparently, this is 5 inches more EVER recorded and that's within a 24-hour period, not 8.
The roads are damn near impassable around my neighborhood. Craziness. Just happy I'm still a few days away from going back to work.
/cue the Puckstapo
Who me? nahhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I)
why not......lol
Post by: eyedea on August 14, 2014, 11:32:29 AM
Koz needs to post some pics in here.
WTF happen to Koz? hes prob tied up in the denim-clad woman's basement.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 14, 2014, 12:01:27 PM
Koz needs to post some pics in here.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/8076691839_6b530b4a1e_o_zps5c976597.jpg)
Post by: Badger on August 14, 2014, 12:03:19 PM
Like this:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1176/536634303_7a300c17df.jpg)
Post by: Johnny English on August 14, 2014, 01:58:43 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2014, 08:28:02 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2014, 08:29:02 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
The National Weather Service models are predicting a 99% chance that this coming winter will start sooner and be harsher than any we have seen, possibly in this century. Weather science experts are saying the amount of snow we can expect could be many times what we normally get, in most areas. The northeast and midwest states will probably be the hardest hit, but the expected harsh winter weather could affect the entire continental United States.
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j319/Piggy111/Animated/Beck-crying.gif)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2w7er79.gif)
(http://parentreviewers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/whining.jpg)
Hahahaha
preemptive GFY Puck
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 08:41:23 AM
The National Weather Service models are predicting a 99% chance that this coming winter will start sooner and be harsher than any we have seen, possibly in this century. Weather science experts are saying the amount of snow we can expect could be many times what we normally get, in most areas. The northeast and midwest states will probably be the hardest hit, but the expected harsh winter weather could affect the entire continental United States.
Good, I get a new batch of vacation days once we get to January 1.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 03, 2014, 08:55:41 AM
Good, I get a new batch of vacation days once we get to January 1.
"Blizzard set to hit December 1-31 incapacitating the NY area. We repeat, it will end abruptly on Dec. 31.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 08:58:35 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 03, 2014, 09:08:47 AM
How great would it be if the first blizzard hit November 9th?
You'd have the perfect reason to stay in LI and ride Santa's lap all day!
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 09:11:46 AM
You'd have the perfect reason to stay in LI and ride Santa's lap all day!
You keep referencing Santa do you mean SJ or my Dads friend who really does look like Santa?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 03, 2014, 09:15:40 AM
You keep referencing Santa do you mean SJ or my Dads friend who really does look like Santa?
Why would I call SJ Santa? I'm talking about the one MB and Badger said you took balls deep under the table last year.
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 09:18:30 AM
Why would I call SJ Santa? I'm talking about the one MB and Badger said you took balls deep under the table last year.
Under the table? They were on the bar.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 09:25:57 AM
Why would I call SJ Santa? I'm talking about the one MB and Badger said you took balls deep under the table last year.
Balls deep under the table? Do you mean one of them watched while I blew Santa or they watched while Santa blew me? So confused over this about me allegidly blowing another dude. I mean other than that one time drunk in Virginia or the other time in Santa Monica or the other time in Winnipeg or that time in Queens or that other time in Connecticut I have never even been even solicited by flaming homosexuals.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 03, 2014, 09:28:59 AM
Balls deep under the table? Do you mean one of them watched while I blew Santa or they watched while Santa blew me? So confused over this about me allegidly blowing another dude. I mean other than that one time drunk in Virginia or the other time in Santa Monica or the other time in Winnipeg or that time in Queens or that other time in Connecticut I have never even been even solicited by flaming homosexuals.
Wow, that's a lot. Maybe you should reevaluate the commitment to the stache if you're getting propositioned all over North America.
Post by: guinness77 on October 03, 2014, 10:34:07 AM
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 10:37:49 AM
What in the freak are you two babbling about?
About the time you gave Puck a Spanish Bayonet.
Post by: guinness77 on October 03, 2014, 10:41:41 AM
About the time you gave Puck a Spanish Bayonet.I'm no Santa.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 10:56:48 AM
What in the freak are you two babbling about?
Some flamer that runs a bar in Penn station.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 10:58:27 AM
About the time you gave Puck a Spanish Bayonet.
I had to look this up, I love the urban dictionary.
Post by: Pope on October 03, 2014, 01:06:58 PM
The National Weather Service models are predicting a 99% chance that this coming winter will start sooner and be harsher than any we have seen, possibly in this century. Weather science experts are saying the amount of snow we can expect could be many times what we normally get, in most areas. The northeast and midwest states will probably be the hardest hit, but the expected harsh winter weather could affect the entire continental United States.I feel like this was said about the hurricane season the last year or two but it didn't happen. That being said weather heads get a lot of excrement but they are very good at their jobs despite popular opinion.
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 01:12:18 PM
http://www.almanac.com/weather/longrange/region/us/2
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2014, 09:28:09 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 11, 2014, 09:39:50 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2014, 09:56:04 AM
it's snowing outside. Stupid climate.
Shut up bundle of sticks
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2014, 09:58:32 AM
Shut up bundle of sticks
freak you eh
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2014, 10:07:16 AM
freak you eh
Hey you in the glasses, MetLife Stadium is a family place, watch your profanity.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 11, 2014, 10:44:43 AM
it's snowing outside. Stupid climate.
No it's not. A bit cloudy, but 19 C right now. Going ice skating w the kids later, so I can see the confusion.
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2014, 11:22:28 AM
No it's not. A bit cloudy, but 19 C right now. Going ice skating w the kids later, so I can see the confusion.
My wife just tasked me with putting the lawn mower in the shed, and bringing out the snow blower.
In exchange, I asked the wife to buy me 6 boxes of ginger snaps.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2014, 12:04:43 PM
My wife just tasked me with putting the lawn mower in the shed, and bringing out the snow blower.
In exchange, I asked the wife to buy me 6 boxes of ginger snaps.
Take her to Lombardi's for a slice.
Post by: klaximilian on November 11, 2014, 12:09:08 PM
Take her to Lombardi's for a slice.
A brisk 45 degrees this morning but expected to reach the 80's this afternoon.
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2014, 02:56:05 PM
currently 23 F....feels like 10 F
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 11, 2014, 03:11:19 PM
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/canada/manitoba/winnipeg
currently 23 F....feels like 10 F
Aww, that's cute. You have 1/3 of our temperature.
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2014, 03:19:57 PM
Aww, that's cute. You have 1/3 of our temperature.
If i had jonnyd's ability to grow a fur coat, I wouldn't be concerned.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2014, 03:25:40 PM
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/canada/manitoba/winnipeg
currently 23 F....feels like 10 F
(http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/ReSizes/OriginalWatermarked/Global/usa/image/2005/5/kleercut-truck.jpg#truck%20full%20of%20kleenex%20800x707)
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 01:06:01 PM
This weather sucks balls today. Dark, really dark, and rainy all day.
it's like -22 Celcius here.
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2014, 01:06:51 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 01:10:27 PM
it's like -22 Celcius here.
(http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/Global/usa/image/2005/5/kleercut-truck.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 01:14:02 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 01:15:48 PM
^ 4 minutes....you're slowing down.
It was up as soon as my alarm went off.
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 01:16:51 PM
It was up as soon as my alarm went off.
(http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/Global/usa/image/2005/5/kleercut-truck.jpg)
Post by: Koz on November 17, 2014, 01:21:49 PM
it's like -22 Celcius here.What is that in English?
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 01:23:34 PM
What is that in English?
-7 F
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 01:26:21 PM
-7 F
(http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/Global/usa/image/2005/5/kleercut-truck.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
What is that in English?
Times it by 9/5 and add 32 it's easy = -7.6
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2014, 01:31:33 PM
What is that in German?
FTFY
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2014, 01:36:00 PM
(http://www.rasch.org/rmt/gifs/rmt264q.gif)
Obviously I'll need to modify the extremes.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 01:38:41 PM
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 01:44:56 PM
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2014, 01:48:06 PM
where's the Puckstapo chart?
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Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2014, 02:13:01 PM
Post by: klaximilian on November 17, 2014, 02:21:26 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/05/mariochartbig.png)
They screwed up SMB2. And yes, this upsets me greatly.
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Post by: Pope on November 17, 2014, 05:31:31 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 07:16:24 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 18, 2014, 09:14:16 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2014, 09:16:40 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 18, 2014, 09:17:39 AM
I ain't even mad.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 09:35:23 AM
-4 F (with wind chill).
I ain't even mad.
Crying is an altogether different emotion from anger.
Post by: MBGreen on November 18, 2014, 09:38:04 AM
Crying is an altogether different emotion from anger.You would know
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2014, 09:40:05 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 18, 2014, 11:15:16 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 11:23:45 AM
It's all good. The nightmare is over. Shorts and t-shirt weather is back. Sorry to alarm everyone.
Thank god dude, I was getting worried about you in that frigid weather.
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2014, 04:43:03 PM
http://mashable.com/2014/11/18/crazy-new-york-snow-photos/
Post by: Fenwyr on November 18, 2014, 04:53:12 PM
lolbuffalo
http://mashable.com/2014/11/18/crazy-new-york-snow-photos/
In 6 years there I had 1 bad snow storm that shut down the city of Buffalo for the day. That looks like about the sum total of all the snow I saw there in a single day. Just crazy.
Post by: Fenwyr on November 18, 2014, 04:53:34 PM
Post by: MBGreen on November 20, 2014, 08:04:34 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 20, 2014, 08:54:36 AM
With the windchill, it's -25 F this morning. Go freak yourself, Puckstapo.
(http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/knowshon-moreno-crying-huge-tears.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on November 20, 2014, 10:52:36 AM
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Post by: klaximilian on November 20, 2014, 11:13:21 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 20, 2014, 11:15:54 AM
I saw some minor precipitation this morning. I'm very upset about this.
We need more of this in this thread.
It's really chilly down here today, it's 68 degrees.
I am going to New York for the weekend. I can't wait, literally can not wait to get to the 32 degree temps Friday night. I am going out to dinner in my skivvies.
Post by: klaximilian on November 20, 2014, 11:17:44 AM
Post by: Badger on November 20, 2014, 01:42:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AgXj5Ve.jpg)
Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2014, 01:56:56 PM
Post by: klaximilian on November 20, 2014, 02:02:28 PM
That, or moving into it because they can't find their house.
Or an epic hot-box location.
Post by: Badger on November 20, 2014, 02:05:20 PM
Or an epic hot-box location.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3hg5VpQP1qcy0p7o1_500.gif)
Post by: Badger on November 26, 2014, 05:37:45 PM
1.5 honks
Post by: klaximilian on December 11, 2014, 03:00:50 PM
Went to the campus to pick up a new office computer today. Loaded and shoved off to my office, only to find that by 9:00am, the entire block and 2 adjacent blocks in both directions were closed off due to flooding. It was somewhere between 2-3 feet of water with one unfortunate Mercedes Sedan that go stuck in the middle of the road attempting to get into to work. I was told it was a physician who was trying to get in to work.
I attempted parking a few blocks away but found that most of the parking lots were flooded about the same as the roads, so that ended my quest to head in to work.
So, I'm staying home until Monday. Good deal.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 11, 2014, 03:04:43 PM
The Pineapple Express (yes, they actually named it that) has reached the Bay Area. Flash flood warnings were to be in effect later today, but it got messy much quicker than I expected.
Went to the campus to pick up a new office computer today. Loaded and shoved off to my office, only to find that by 9:00am, the entire block and 2 adjacent blocks in both directions were closed off due to flooding. It was somewhere between 2-3 feet of water with one unfortunate Mercedes Sedan that go stuck in the middle of the road attempting to get into to work. I was told it was a physician who was trying to get in to work.
I attempted parking a few blocks away but found that most of the parking lots were flooded about the same as the roads, so that ended my quest to head in to work.
So, I'm staying home until Monday. Good deal.
We're starting to see some of the southern side of that. We're getting the front side now in Vegas, cold coming from the north. Rain all day tomorrow (we need it badly) then we'll get some warmer weather once it passes through.
Good luck up there, it looks brutal.
Post by: klaximilian on December 11, 2014, 03:13:39 PM
We're starting to see some of the southern side of that. We're getting the front side now in Vegas, cold coming from the north. Rain all day tomorrow (we need it badly) then we'll get some warmer weather once it passes through.
Good luck up there, it looks brutal.
I'm just hanging out at home. I probably won't leave the house until Saturday now. No need to...
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 11, 2014, 03:22:23 PM
Post by: Pope on December 11, 2014, 03:26:22 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2014, 03:36:24 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 11, 2014, 03:53:07 PM
The Pineapple Express (yes, they actually named it that) has reached the Bay Area. Flash flood warnings were to be in effect later today, but it got messy much quicker than I expected.
Went to the campus to pick up a new office computer today. Loaded and shoved off to my office, only to find that by 9:00am, the entire block and 2 adjacent blocks in both directions were closed off due to flooding. It was somewhere between 2-3 feet of water with one unfortunate Mercedes Sedan that go stuck in the middle of the road attempting to get into to work. I was told it was a physician who was trying to get in to work.
I attempted parking a few blocks away but found that most of the parking lots were flooded about the same as the roads, so that ended my quest to head in to work.
So, I'm staying home until Monday. Good deal.
We're going to have a big hit tonight, which will look absolutely puny compared to yours. Just 1-2 inches overnight, then another half inch at most tomorrow. Thanks in advance for sending us some of that water later.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 12, 2014, 02:06:06 PM
We're going to have a big hit tonight, which will look absolutely puny compared to yours. Just 1-2 inches overnight, then another half inch at most tomorrow. Thanks in advance for sending us some of that water later.
You probably saw the rock slides in Camarillo on the news. One of the reporters was standing right next to where I used to live in Camarillo Springs.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 12, 2014, 03:00:14 PM
You probably saw the rock slides in Camarillo on the news. One of the reporters was standing right next to where I used to live in Camarillo Springs.
I can see why you moved. Our biggest issue was with palm tree minefields. The bulk hit overnight with just a few brief hard showers this morning. Basically nothing. The biggest signs of how crazy it got last night: blackouts and busted Palm fronds and husks all over the street. Watching people try to avoid them in their cars is fun.
Post by: IATA on December 12, 2014, 03:40:39 PM
I used to live on a hill though, so it wouldn't have overly affected my neighborhood. pretty gnarley
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Post by: Johnny English on December 12, 2014, 03:55:54 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 12, 2014, 05:45:34 PM
First you're all "we've got no water, it's all droughty, world is ending" and then you're all "we've got too much water, it's all drowny, world is ending". Honestly, you Californians are never happy.
Hahaha. The sad part is, it's FAR from enough to end the drought. The biggest benefit is the snow. We hardly got any rain here in SoCal. We just import a lot of water from the north. It would be awesome if the rain had been spread out over a week. Instead it all came at once and a lot of it is just going to end up swept out to sea now anyway.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 12, 2014, 05:48:10 PM
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-california-storms-sierra-snowpack-20141212-story.html
Post by: Badger on December 13, 2014, 10:14:46 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 14, 2014, 04:41:51 AM
Tornado in LA?Is this the equivalent if a tiny earthquake on the east coast?
"Man......that ain't nothin'. EF 0? Haha. That's a hoo-ha tornado!"
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2014, 09:31:11 AM
Is this the equivalent if a tiny earthquake on the east coast?
"Man......that ain't nothin'. EF 0? Haha. That's a hoo-ha tornado!"
Actually there was an earthquake in NJ.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 16, 2014, 12:04:02 AM
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2014, 06:44:55 AM
Dennis Quaid needs to chime in around now.
Best I can do is Randy Quaid.
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Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2014, 08:52:23 PM
freak you
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
extreme cold warning for Winnipeg. May drop to -45 tonight.
freak you
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/yoona.gif)
Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2014, 08:59:16 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2014, 09:00:30 PM
^ i'd fap to her if my hand weren't frozen to my shaft.
Might wanna rethink that. He's Tommy's masseuse.
Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2014, 09:01:49 PM
Might wanna rethink that. He's Tommy's masseuse.
Well...then nature saved my derriere.
Post by: IATA on December 28, 2014, 09:52:05 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 28, 2014, 09:56:29 PM
extreme cold warning for Winnipeg. May drop to -45 tonight.
freak you
Ridiculously cold in Toronto as well. With windchill could get as low as -9.
I love living here.
Post by: Tommy on December 29, 2014, 01:34:25 AM
Might wanna rethink that. He's Tommy's masseuse.
Hahahahha
Post by: Fenwyr on December 30, 2014, 11:22:47 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 25, 2015, 10:51:59 AM
/cue the Puckstapo
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2015, 02:31:13 PM
So...a blizzard. Yay!
/cue the Puckstapo
freaking whiner, it's in the 60's here. Boohooo you're getting 25 to 30 inches of snow. Buffalo got ten feet and didn't cry.
64 here in Miami beach
75 at the beach today.
Yeah the weather is freaking great.
Post by: guinness77 on January 25, 2015, 02:54:36 PM
freaking whiner, it's in the 60's here. Boohooo you're getting 25 to 30 inches of snow. Buffalo got ten feet and didn't cry.I just take solace in the fact you'd love nothing more than to be in NY, blizzard or no blizzard.
Yeah the weather is freaking great.
I say bring it on. You guys are the coddled pussies around here.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 25, 2015, 03:37:52 PM
Post by: JFIF on January 25, 2015, 03:39:51 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2015, 03:56:30 PM
I just take solace in the fact you'd love nothing more than to be in NY, blizzard or no blizzard.
I say bring it on. You guys are the coddled pussies around here.
The first part is 100 percent true.
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 25, 2015, 04:36:43 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 25, 2015, 05:32:48 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2015, 05:37:04 PM
Why did my post get deleted?
It didn't....
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=1840.msg126096#new
Post by: guinness77 on January 25, 2015, 05:46:31 PM
Thank you, Bo.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 25, 2015, 06:02:50 PM
It didn't....
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=1840.msg126096#new
freak whoever did that. I hope you die in the blizzard.
Post by: guinness77 on January 25, 2015, 06:15:46 PM
freak whoever did that. I hope you die in the blizzard.I don't exactly know why, but I loled.
Post by: Tommy on January 25, 2015, 07:22:52 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 25, 2015, 07:42:50 PM
Glad I'm missing this entire blizzard. It's actually really nice in London now. Gonna be 53 on Wednesday.
Ok but London uses Celsius so you're basically going to die in a fire, which is a nice way to honor the board.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 25, 2015, 08:14:12 PM
freak whoever did that. I hope you die in the blizzard.
And I hope you drown in that ocean of dicks.
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2015, 09:47:41 PM
The first part is 100 percent true.
So is the second.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2015, 09:59:10 PM
So is the second.
I will send you a shovel enjoy the snow.
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2015, 09:59:56 PM
I will send you a shovel enjoy the snow.
I don't have to shovel.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2015, 10:16:12 PM
I don't have to shovel.
Enjoy the following, this is next few days for you.
(http://www.solarroadways.com/images/snow/snow%201.jpg)
(http://www.strangehistory.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snow-on-beach.jpg)
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2015, 10:20:46 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 07:52:12 AM
(https://cubannewyorker.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/new-york-blizzard-of-1888-001.jpg)
(http://www.boweryboyshistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1.jpg)
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/joeybechtel/kleercut-truck.jpg)
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 08:20:53 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2015, 08:23:33 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 08:32:21 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 08:39:29 AM
People are freaking here. As long as I don't lose power I'll be in snowcation paradise.That's my only concern. The snow doesn't bother me, it the possible 60mph wind gusts with everything frozen that bothers me.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2015, 08:40:38 AM
That's my only concern. The snow doesn't bother me, it the possible 60mph wind gusts with everything frozen that bothers me.
it would have to snow 8+ feet for it to concern you.
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 08:43:33 AM
it would have to snow 8+ feet for it to concern you.
guinness is a yeti.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 08:55:47 AM
it would have to snow 8+ feet for it to concern you.I have 3 trees right on the side of my house that always sway like crazy in the wind. All it takes is ice, I don't know where you're coming up with 8 feet of snow, the snow really doesn't have to do with it. Power goes out, the heat stops working, pipes can freeze...that's my biggest concern.
Otherwise. The snow is fun. I don't mind shoveling. I do have work today and just hope I can get home later. I have a p/d lined up for tomorrow. My wife has already been told no work tomorrow.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 08:59:24 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 26, 2015, 09:00:06 AM
Loving the trend to the east. I can deal with a normal amount of snow. 2-3 feet was gonna be some bullshit.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 09:00:49 AM
Hey Guinness, the 8ft part was definitely a joke about how tall you are.The 8 foot part wasn't a joke. ;)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 09:30:01 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2015, 09:31:10 AM
Hey all Puckstapo aside, good luck I hope all is well after this nonsense is over, 3 feet in a day is no joking matter. Stay warm and freak yourselves you bitches.
I will maintain body heat by remaining in a perpetual masturbatory state for the next 2 days
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 09:32:15 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 09:33:52 AM
I will maintain body heat by remaining in a perpetual masturbatory state for the next 2 days
haha Maybe that's why it's so hot down here.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 26, 2015, 10:57:42 AM
Stay safe all.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 11:12:45 AM
Post by: IATA on January 26, 2015, 11:54:44 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 26, 2015, 12:03:52 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 26, 2015, 12:15:02 PM
who the freak is jaywayne
You didn't spend enough time in TGG's b.s. section to see his huge weather thread? He was a fairly knowledgeable amateur meteorologist.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 12:15:11 PM
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/o9OwkG1z0veIU/giphy.gif)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdot5pqJXS1rluwuzo1_500.gif)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 12:16:04 PM
You didn't spend enough time in TGG's b.s. section to see his huge weather thread? He was a fairly knowledgeable amateur meteorologist.
He's a really cool dude as far as I can tell. I got along very well with him. It's too bad he wouldn't come over here.
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2015, 12:18:00 PM
He's a really cool dude as far as I can tell. I got along very well with him. It's too bad he wouldn't come over here.
He was an annoying dick when he was talking about hockey.
Post by: IATA on January 26, 2015, 12:22:15 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 12:22:46 PM
He was an annoying dick when he was talking about hockey.
Well excrement, most of the people at that site can't talk football, I can only imagine how bad the hockey discussions were. You know I love the Rangers but I will be damned if I read that Rangers thread over there very much. I have a very different way of looking at the Rangers than the stranger homerific blind in one eye and cataracts in the other way most of them view hockey.
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2015, 12:27:51 PM
Well excrement, most of the people at that site can't talk football, I can only imagine how bad the hockey discussions were. You know I love the Rangers but I will be damned if I read that Rangers thread over there very much. I have a very different way of looking at the Rangers than the stranger homerific blind in one eye and cataracts in the other way most of them view hockey.
Which was pretty much the entire issue; having the temerity to question his extremely blinkered view of an incident in a game involving the Rangers led to a tirade of abuse about how long he'd been watching the game and how much more he knows about it than me etc etc. The Sens/Rangers playoff series a couple of years ago saw a number of these incidents, which start off amusing and then become extremely irritating.
On the flipside, there's a guy over there called mattrobinson or something like that who's a good Rangers poster who actually knows hockey and can talk sensibly about it while still being a fan of the team.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 12:29:51 PM
Which was pretty much the entire issue; having the temerity to question his extremely blinkered view of an incident in a game involving the Rangers led to a tirade of abuse about how long he'd been watching the game and how much more he knows about it than me etc etc. The Sens/Rangers playoff series a couple of years ago saw a number of these incidents, which start off amusing and then become extremely irritating.
On the flipside, there's a guy over there called mattrobinson or something like that who's a good Rangers poster who actually knows hockey and can talk sensibly about it while still being a fan of the team.
I know him from Hockeysfuture as well, I don't always agree with what he says but he is knowledgeable that's for sure.
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 12:59:32 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 01:34:34 PM
They're already backing off on the wind gusts for where I live, not that 40mph gusts are anything to sneeze at, so that's good. They're also calling for a little less accumulation too, not that 18-24" is anything to sneeze at, but the eastward trend is helping out.
I just read where they have re-upped the forecasts.
Not a puckstapo post.
Post by: Hemi on January 26, 2015, 03:32:43 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on January 26, 2015, 03:58:32 PM
Hope the NYC folks that take mass transit are already home and aren't expecting to work tomorrow. It's getting shut down at 11pm.
Post by: IATA on January 26, 2015, 04:52:32 PM
Quote
Meteorologists are forecasting that a major blizzard will hit the Northeast starting Monday night, with more than two feet of snow potentially shutting down roads and keeping residents from New Jersey to Maine stuck in their homes. Here are some tips for surviving blizzard conditions:
Grocery stores will quickly sell out of food during a blizzard, so be sure to stock up on supplies several days before you came across this article.
If any of your pets go outside for any reason, leave them there. They belong to the snows now.
Smear the blood of a lamb upon your doorposts so that the great low-pressure system spares your family as it passes over your home.
Purchase a CB radio to maintain lines of communication with the other lunatics in your neighborhood.
Steer wildly when you hit that first patch of ice.
Stockpile flint and colored beads. These will be important for bartering in the After Times.
Prepare by reading Jack London’s “To Build A Fire,” which will teach you how to keep warm when there is no sun nor hint of sun, though the sky is empty of clouds. And yet there seems an intangible pall over the face of things, a subtle gloom that makes the day dark, and that is due to the absence of sun when day breaks cold and gray, exceedingly cold and gray.
Be one of those freaking people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water at the store.
Keep frail young Frederick away from the windows, for he is consumptive, and a mere moment too long in the bluster could spell the end of his beautiful life.
Be aware that no matter what you do, sometimes you’re just going to be crushed by the sheer weight of the snow.
Criticize your mayor
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 05:47:52 PM
National forecasts are saying Cat 1 hurricane winds in some places, with up to 3-4 inches an hour. Eastern Long Island through eastern Mass look like they are in for hell. Those a little west are still not going to be happy.
Hope the NYC folks that take mass transit are already home and aren't expecting to work tomorrow. It's getting shut down at 11pm.
I GTFO around 2:30. Didn't get home until after 4.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 07:48:57 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 08:12:43 PM
I got home after 7. On my 4th beer already, gonna do my first bit of shoveling in about 10 minutes.
Remember lift with your legs. Haha
Post by: IATA on January 26, 2015, 08:38:17 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2015, 09:04:21 PM
I got home after 7. On my 4th beer already, gonna do my first bit of shoveling in about 10 minutes.
This is how you blizzard
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 09:21:52 PM
This is how you blizzardHaha.
Watching my 2nd episode of Breaking Bad now, drinking an 11.5% IPA, planning on going back out there in about an hour.
Livin
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2015, 09:26:17 PM
freak i hate snow. im glad i wont get totally fucked by the snow until later in the week
I don't mind it, shovelling for 15 minutes is a good way to start the day. Gets the blood flowing with a workout.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 11:35:35 PM
Drinking this now
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/661/AoLfMZ.jpg)
psst...it's bottled 10/13 and tastes phenomenal. Going out one more time tonight, wish me luck.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 11:54:30 PM
During a big storm it's so peaceful and quiet. I think the only place more peaceful or as peaceful is being on the ocean at night, although some crazy excrement happens then.
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2015, 11:56:12 PM
During big snow storms we, my brother and some friends, used to walk to 7 Eleven for a big hot chocolate. It was like a two or three mile trek, man was it glorious drinking that thing when it's really coming down, walking back.That was what was so great about it. Just the whipping of the winds, that was the only noise there was.
During a big storm it's so peaceful and quiet. I think the only place more peaceful or as peaceful is being on the ocean at night, although some crazy excrement happens then.
Post by: guinness77 on January 27, 2015, 12:51:47 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 27, 2015, 12:58:19 AM
Post by: Hemi on January 27, 2015, 01:17:06 AM
Post by: casman02 on January 27, 2015, 06:13:20 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 27, 2015, 06:34:03 AM
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 06:37:34 AM
So not much of a blizzard eh?
All I care about is the travel ban which = snow day.
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 06:38:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LrPt6Be.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uqjBnZG.jpg)
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 06:47:35 AM
http://imgur.com/a/wjDTL
Bros
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/bros-beer-pong-blizzard-new-york-city/
Post by: guinness77 on January 27, 2015, 08:11:46 AM
Doing some more shoveling after this coffee.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2015, 08:17:13 AM
Post by: Pope on January 27, 2015, 08:31:25 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 08:34:40 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2015, 08:37:42 AM
Got 6 inches, if that. This freaking sucks. Got drunk last night and have to go to work now
This quote taken out of context is brilliant. Sounds like you're doing the walk of shame after a disappointing one night stand.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 27, 2015, 08:41:33 AM
I took my dog out this time.....awesome.
My dogs first blizzard... Got lost in a drift, constantly eating snow, running around like a madman... He loves it.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 08:59:57 AM
When she was approx. 1 she had her first snowfall. So I get up, and she is still sleeping and I get downstairs. So I call her like normal and she comes racing to me. I held the door open, when she sees it's all white outside, she put the brakes down like from a Flinstones cartoon and came to a screeching halt right at the door. She couldn't process why it was all white.
She weighed a good 85-90 pounds. I figured what the hell and picked her up and put her in the snow. She started racing around, jumping eating rolling in the snow, she loved it, I couldn't get her back inside. I will always remember that day.
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 09:21:41 AM
Got 6 inches, if that. This freaking sucks. Got drunk last night and have to go to work now
My company is HQ'd in Chicago and doesn't know any better. Left early yesterday and staying home today. Full pay and not using any personal time off.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 09:25:04 AM
My company is HQ'd in Chicago and doesn't know any better. Left early yesterday and staying home today. Full pay and not using any personal time off.
Hey Badger what's the phone # to your companies HQ?
I am placing a call, we can't have freeloaders sucking on Corporate America's tit. We can't afford to have productivity in our country to go any lower.
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 09:33:16 AM
Hey Badger what's the phone # to your companies HQ?
I am placing a call, we can't have freeloaders sucking on Corporate America's tit. We can't afford to have productivity in our country to go any lower.
1-800-463-3339
Post by: ons on January 27, 2015, 09:56:57 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 27, 2015, 10:10:23 AM
Hahaha though, my Shepherd is dead tired right now. Like completely wiped.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 10:12:04 AM
1-800-463-3339
I called and also scheduled and overnight pick up. Thank you .
Post by: Gorilla on January 27, 2015, 10:30:08 AM
I remember I had a huge German Shepherd growing up, what a great dog she was. She used to sleep in my room, upstairs. Every morning I would get up and she would continue to sleep. As soon as I opened the door and called her, she would chug down the stairs and race to the door to go outside so she could chase squirrels and go to the bathroom.
When she was approx. 1 she had her first snowfall. So I get up, and she is still sleeping and I get downstairs. So I call her like normal and she comes racing to me. I held the door open, when she sees it's all white outside, she put the brakes down like from a Flinstones cartoon and came to a screeching halt right at the door. She couldn't process why it was all white.
She weighed a good 85-90 pounds. I figured what the hell and picked her up and put her in the snow. She started racing around, jumping eating rolling in the snow, she loved it, I couldn't get her back inside. I will always remember that day.
Haha sounds like the Shepherd my wife and i used to have. She loved the snow. Actually my favorite photo of her is one with snow all over her face.
This is the first big snow for our new dog, a pit bull. She is baffled! Had the same "wtf?" reaction to so much white. Enjoys eating snow and putting her face in it, but generally dislikes cold so she's ready to run inside pretty quickly. Obviously the snow is over her head in many places so I've had to dig a large path through the backyard. Super great for my blown out lower back!
Post by: Tommy on January 27, 2015, 10:43:46 AM
Blizzard conditions in Maine. freaking wind is freezing my apartment, and everything in this city is shut down today. I have Tuesdays off anyway, so this is just freaking up my 'weekend'.
freak New England.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 10:50:28 AM
Haha sounds like the Shepherd my wife and i used to have. She loved the snow. Actually my favorite photo of her is one with snow all over her face.
This is the first big snow for our new dog, a pit bull. She is baffled! Had the same "wtf?" reaction to so much white. Enjoys eating snow and putting her face in it, but generally dislikes cold so she's ready to run inside pretty quickly. Obviously the snow is over her head in many places so I've had to dig a large path through the backyard. Super great for my blown out lower back!
I could only imagine what was running thru their minds when they see all that white for the first time.
hahah Re: My Shepherd- I loved watching her race around to eat the falling snow. She would lay down in the snow if it was powdery enough, she was a loon. We had a couple of blizzards but not where she couldn't get out to the white stuff.
Watch you back, shoveling snow isn't a very good idea, you should call Guinness he likes that excrement. lol
Post by: Tommy on January 27, 2015, 11:50:36 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 11:59:59 AM
I need to see a pic of a city street with barely any snow and a bald eagle with "Never Forget" written on the top.
Will this work?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/BLIZZARD_zpsxvnjoozq.jpg)
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 27, 2015, 12:06:16 PM
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2015, 01:06:41 PM
What's up with the general annoyance from people that their community doesn't need to spend tons of time and money cleaning up after a huge storm?
I don't know what their problem is. I mean, did they want to go to work today?
Post by: guinness77 on January 27, 2015, 02:10:57 PM
My dog is freaking DONE. HAHA, she was shoveling with me all morning.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 27, 2015, 05:12:24 PM
What's up with the general annoyance from people that their community doesn't need to spend tons of time and money cleaning up after a huge storm?
The disappointment in the media was driving me crazy. I'm a bit of a weather geek, and wanted to see a bit more, but for officials to feel the need to apologize? That is just messed up.
0 fatalities on the LIE. That should be the only headline.
Meanwhile, Mass is getting it hard and pretty much just as forecast.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 28, 2015, 10:44:27 AM
When I took the kids to school this morning (North Flushing/Bayside) it looked like a joke. There was barely 6 inches, if that. In front of my apartment was a foot and a half.
People were up in arms toward meteorologists yesterday. It's amazing how people don't understand how weather prediction works. Someone pointed it out on Twitter yesterday: why do METs get hassled for predicting wrong but saving people's lives but Wall Street gets off easy?
Post by: ons on January 28, 2015, 10:45:49 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 28, 2015, 11:57:04 AM
I took the whole day yesterday. The office opened at noon but I thought "F that." My street wasn't plowed until 2PM and the tertiary street that runs into mine wasn't plowed until 4:30. My job sent out an email that anyone in "hard hit" areas was excused and others should use caution on their way in. Whatever. To me, my neighborhood (border of Flushing and Jamaica) got nailed.
When I took the kids to school this morning (North Flushing/Bayside) it looked like a joke. There was barely 6 inches, if that. In front of my apartment was a foot and a half.
People were up in arms toward meteorologists yesterday. It's amazing how people don't understand how weather prediction works. Someone pointed it out on Twitter yesterday: why do METs get hassled for predicting wrong but saving people's lives but Wall Street gets off easy?
Stupid people care about the weather more than they care about wall street. Pretty much all the criticism of the forecasting is from people who didn't read anything beyond the prediction maps or couldn't comprehend what was being said.
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 12:00:41 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 28, 2015, 12:11:44 PM
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 12:12:41 PM
Not sure how you can fault DeBlasio for being cautious.
Even then, the shutdown directive came from Cuomo.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2015, 12:23:20 PM
On second thought the people criticizing this massive dickhole of a mayor are just freaking morons. He was correct here.
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 01:16:33 PM
I can't stand the guy but people that are pissed over the handling of the blizzard are just mad because they don't like him either. When it comes to natural disasters or mother nature it's way better to over prepare for a storm that's not as strong as forecast than to have the opposite events happen. I can't see how else he could have handled it other than to say, " Hey the weather guy will be wrong freak it everything will remain open!" In which case he would be crucified if the storm was strong.
On second thought the people criticizing this massive dickhole of a mayor are just freaking morons. He was correct here.
Pretty much. I didn't vote for the guy but I don't criticize every breath he takes.
Post by: guinness77 on January 28, 2015, 01:28:09 PM
Would these pissed off people have wanted it better off that way?
Post by: guinness77 on January 28, 2015, 01:30:10 PM
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 01:33:45 PM
Bloomberg didn't close anything before a predicted snow storm a few years back and some of the roads weren't plowed for days, if not a week. People were howling for his head because he didn't "prepare" enough.
Would these pissed off people have wanted it better off that way?
That was largely because of the union that decided they weren't going to plow anything. But they definitely let things run too long before that one.
Post by: guinness77 on January 28, 2015, 01:56:22 PM
That was largely because of the union that decided they weren't going to plow anything. But they definitely let things run too long before that one.I'm just saying, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. What the hell is less than one day of shutting things down to keep people safe and make the roads and rails safer for emergency vehicles.
If they didn't do this and it hit NYC exactly how it was supposed to it probably would have been chaos. Everybody would going nuts crucifying the mayor and the governor. Erred on the side of caution and I think that was probably the right thing to do anyway.
Post by: Pope on January 28, 2015, 02:17:13 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 28, 2015, 04:04:02 PM
As was said, the storm's track needed only 50 miles westward and NYC would still be under feet of snow.
When Irene went off track people underestimated it and were hurt. When Sandy followed it up, people didn't believe it would be dangerous to NYC, and we all know how that turned out. Erring on the side of caution with mother nature is always the right answer.
Had BDB not closed down the schools and transit, and the storm had hit as expected, kids would be stranded at school and parents at work. Imagine the backlash for that outcome!
The people who were most mad were those whose employers forced them to get to work. Especially those who got drunk, stayed up late, then got blindsided in the morning.
Now we wait to see what happens on Sunday night. There are a few inches expected Friday, but Super Bowl night we may get a significant storm.
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 04:08:20 PM
When Irene went off track people underestimated it and were hurt.
Earlier today someone gave Irene as an example of the media overhyping a storm. I had no idea WTF they remember about it since I recall it being a pretty serious storm. We lost power for more than a day and a lot of people had property damage.
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 28, 2015, 06:32:05 PM
Earlier today someone gave Irene as an example of the media overhyping a storm. I had no idea WTF they remember about it since I recall it being a pretty serious storm. We lost power for more than a day and a lot of people had property damage.
Not to mention entire towns were destroyed upstate. I remember going out to wyndham with some friends and spending the entire day shoveling mud out of a post office.
Post by: guinness77 on January 28, 2015, 07:31:43 PM
Not to mention entire towns were destroyed upstate. I remember going out to wyndham with some friends and spending the entire day shoveling mud out of a post office.That whole corridor from Port Jervis to Margretville was fucked if I remember correctly. Mudslides, wind, floods, a disaster. That's a large area. Areas of Western Vermont and Massachusetts saw damage of the like that was unprecedented for them.
People were calling it a bust on Long Island and the city, which it was, but still pretty significant if you ask me.
Our weather's been pretty fucked up the past few years.
Post by: IATA on February 02, 2015, 10:18:31 AM
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2015, 10:39:43 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 02, 2015, 10:56:05 AM
Also the neighbour is quite hot.
pics or gtfo
Post by: Miamipuck on February 02, 2015, 10:56:41 AM
pics or gtfo
I second this. I am sick of guys dropping the hammer here without proof.
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2015, 11:22:25 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 09, 2015, 10:30:22 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2015, 10:31:55 AM
It's snowing
I feel bad. that's enough (the one dot should be 1/100000th of the size, to accurately reflect my sympathy).
Post by: MBGreen on February 09, 2015, 10:48:24 AM
I will attempt to snap a surreptitious shot at some point over the next day or two. If I'm lucky I'll get her sister as well, she's always coming round and she's hotter.
it's been 7 days.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2015, 10:51:47 AM
it's been 7 days too many.
Fixed for you........
which probably means it's 2 50 y/o French Canadian from the Polar Bear club that shovel in their white jeans.
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2015, 12:52:56 PM
it's been 7 days.
It's also been minus about a freaking million out. I'm not hanging around the front window for hours waiting to get a cell phone shot of someone in a parka to share with a bunch of wieners on the internet.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
It's also been minus about a freaking million out. I'm not hanging around the front window for hours waiting to get a cell phone shot of someone in a parka to share with a bunch of wieners on the internet.
How about in person then?
Post by: MBGreen on February 09, 2015, 01:25:26 PM
It's also been minus about a freaking million out. I'm not hanging around the front window for hours waiting to get a cell phone shot of someone in a parka to share with a bunch of wieners on the internet.
/excuses
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 09, 2015, 01:45:56 PM
It's also been minus about a freaking million out. I'm not hanging around the front window for hours waiting to get a cell phone shot of someone in a parka to share with a bunch of wieners on the internet.
This is our only way to see pictures of hot chicks on the internet. Don't let us down!
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2015, 01:47:27 PM
This is our only way to see pictures of hot chicks on the internet. Don't let us down!
But but but he called us weiners, how do stand for that?
Post by: guinness77 on February 15, 2015, 10:40:46 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 15, 2015, 10:45:09 PM
So many idiots stocking up on bottled water and bread like it's the end of times. I wish it was...
Post by: guinness77 on February 15, 2015, 10:50:11 PM
People are flipping out here because it's supposed to "get cold" tonight.I went down to Florida years ago and they were bitching (wearing winter coats) because it was like 45F at night. I'm like, it's 20F in the daytime in NY right now, this is nice.
So many idiots stocking up on bottled water and bread like it's the end of times. I wish it was...
I saw somewhere, NYC hasn't been below 0F in 20 years. I was kind of surprised by that. It's freaking cold, no doubt, but this wind is nuts.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 15, 2015, 11:15:05 PM
The windchill is -17F right now. 40 mph winds. Hahaha
It's gonna drop to 73F here tomorrow. It's been in the low 80s all weekend. Basically the same as you. Solidarity.
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2015, 11:22:19 PM
The windchill is -17F right now. 40 mph winds. Hahaha
They're not letting trucks cross the Whitestone Bridge because of the wind.
Post by: Nope. on February 16, 2015, 02:59:54 AM
I went down to Florida years ago and they were bitching (wearing winter coats) because it was like 45F at night. I'm like, it's 20F in the daytime in NY right now, this is nice.When I was a kid down there I remember people would get excited when it was going to drop below freezing and would put out water overnight to see it freeze. My parents are from up here and were not about to let me do some stupid excrement like that.
I saw somewhere, NYC hasn't been below 0F in 20 years. I was kind of surprised by that. It's freaking cold, no doubt, but this wind is nuts.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 05:06:56 AM
It's gonna drop to 73F here tomorrow. It's been in the low 80s all weekend. Basically the same as you. Solidarity.I'm going to urinate on a snowman likeness of you.
Post by: guinness77 on February 16, 2015, 07:35:41 AM
It's gonna drop to 73F here tomorrow. It's been in the low 80s all weekend. Basically the same as you. Solidarity.I can feel the love.
Post by: Badger on February 16, 2015, 08:59:52 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 16, 2015, 09:09:54 AM
Post by: Badger on February 16, 2015, 10:05:31 AM
Post by: Libero_2 on February 16, 2015, 10:20:39 AM
I wouldn't be going to work this week if I got 10 inches either haha
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 02:40:11 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2015, 02:42:15 PM
Who is more annoying, people who panic/whine about 2 inches of snow, or the people that whine/complain about those same people?
People that panic, easily. Because if I go to the grocery store after work today, it will be packed with idiots stocking up on unnecessary items.
Post by: Badger on February 16, 2015, 02:47:02 PM
Who is more annoying, people who panic/whine about 2 inches of snow, or the people that whine/complain about those same people?
The answer is Puck.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 02:56:43 PM
People that panic, easily. Because if I go to the grocery store after work today, it will be packed with idiots stocking up on unnecessary items.I've flipped opinions. I have gotten so tired of people talking about everyone else who can't drive in snow. It gets really old after a while. I guess some people feel like they are Billy Badass because they drove to work in some snow.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2015, 02:57:37 PM
I've flipped opinions. I have gotten so tired of people talking about everyone else who can't drive in snow. It gets really old after a while. I guess some people feel like they are Billy Badass because they drove to work in some snow.
There is no snow here. It's raining.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 02:58:05 PM
There is no snow here. It's raining.Haha.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 03:55:42 PM
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/16/1a387461057ff159d226cf02c9991ca9.jpg)
Post by: Heismanberg on February 16, 2015, 03:57:58 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 04:06:39 PM
let him know that if he machine gun sharts in the snow, there will be evidence all over the groundHaha. He'd be out here nude if I didn't force him to put on a coat and pants. He DGAF about cold.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 16, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
The answer is Puck.
(http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/ReSizes/OriginalWatermarked/Global/usa/image/2005/5/kleercut-truck.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 04:10:14 PM
(http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/ReSizes/OriginalWatermarked/Global/usa/image/2005/5/kleercut-truck.jpg)Is that for KOZ when he gets a head cold?
Post by: Badger on February 16, 2015, 04:18:14 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 16, 2015, 04:51:30 PM
Who is more annoying, people who panic/whine about 2 inches of snow, or the people that whine/complain about those same people?
The correct answer is C) People who point out that it's sunny and warm where they live while it's snowing/raining/cold/shitty everywhere else.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2015, 05:03:57 PM
The correct answer is C) People who point out that it's sunny and warm where they live while it's snowing/raining/cold/shitty everywhere else.(http://media20.giphy.com/media/wRw3UnxHsavE4/giphy.gif?w=320)
Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2015, 09:18:05 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 22, 2015, 09:23:47 AM
-35F with the wind chill today. I think i'll stay inside and bitch about it.
Fixed that for you.
Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2015, 09:33:20 AM
Fixed that for you.
eat turds
Post by: Miamipuck on February 22, 2015, 09:57:31 AM
eat turds
Jump on a plate.
Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2015, 10:04:49 AM
Jump on a plate.
Jump in a fire.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 22, 2015, 10:07:31 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 22, 2015, 11:28:38 AM
First major winter storm Puck sits through when he moves back to New York: freak THIS excrement, AGHHHHHH.
Hahahahaha even if my house collapsed from the weight of the snow that ain't going to happen. I am going to take pics of the snow angels I make in my skivvies.
Post by: guinness77 on February 22, 2015, 04:20:27 PM
Hahahahaha even if my house collapsed from the weight of the snow that ain't going to happen. I am going to take pics of the snow angels I make in my skivvies.No you won't. You're a crybaby who'll curl up in the fetal position at the first sight of snow.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 22, 2015, 05:13:20 PM
No you won't. You're a crybaby who'll curl up in the fetal position at the first sight of snow.
How much you want to bet? Pics in my skivvies the first snowstorm when I am up there?
Bar tab for a week when I move?
Post by: guinness77 on February 22, 2015, 05:36:42 PM
How much you want to bet? Pics in my skivvies the first snowstorm when I am up there?As long as there are no appetizers involved...deal.
Bar tab for a week when I move?
Post by: JFIF on February 22, 2015, 07:05:34 PM
-35F with the wind chill today. I think i'll stay inside.
Lol. I don't even know how that place is inhabitable.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 22, 2015, 07:07:01 PM
Lol. I don't even know how that place is inhabitable.
It's not. Only Neanderthals live there.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 24, 2015, 08:48:40 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 24, 2015, 08:51:37 AM
Post by: Badger on February 24, 2015, 08:56:20 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 24, 2015, 02:08:31 PM
I took out the garbage in a wifebeater and flip flops last night.Ah. Italians.
Post by: guinness77 on February 24, 2015, 02:09:01 PM
It's so freaking warm right now, there's a stalled cold front that's allowing south east wind making it unseasonably warm, it's in the 80's today. I wonder if you Northeast guys are having the same problem.............nope it's below zero there, hahahahaI'm fine, thanks for asking.
Post by: Badger on February 24, 2015, 02:10:52 PM
Ah. Italians.
My gold chain froze to my chest hair.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 24, 2015, 02:11:43 PM
My gold chain froze to my chest hair.
And the copious amounts of cologne iced up.
Post by: guinness77 on February 24, 2015, 02:12:43 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 25, 2015, 08:35:46 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 05, 2015, 11:51:46 PM
Post by: Badger on March 06, 2015, 12:18:50 AM
The winter storm messed up my NYC trip. JetBlue allowed me to change it without fees. Hopefully, it's brutally cold in three weeks when I fly up.
40s bruh
Post by: Miamipuck on March 06, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
40s bruh
I will take anything under 80 degree's as that's fine with me but I would love under 30. I miss the cold.
Post by: Tommy on March 10, 2015, 01:30:38 PM
Soon we'll be saying goodbye to excrement like this:
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Post by: guinness77 on March 10, 2015, 04:43:30 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 05:50:04 PM
I don't know...it was 83 and not a cloud in the sky today. Wonderful.
Where are you @ Disney?
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2015, 05:51:18 PM
Where are you @ Disney?
He's on track 14
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 05:53:17 PM
He's on track 14
Lol
Post by: guinness77 on March 11, 2015, 09:20:30 AM
Where are you @ Disney?Nah. Clearwater area. I got a nice, blochy burn from yesterday and I don't even care
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2015, 09:30:09 AM
Nah. Clearwater area. I got a nice, blochy burn from yesterday and I don't even care
Does it prevent you from masturbating?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2015, 03:04:05 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 11, 2015, 03:14:50 PM
lover of the older lady, they already postponed the St. Patrick's parade in Hartford this Saturday due to rain.
It's supposed to be a nasty storm. Just rain, but still.
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2015, 03:16:20 PM
lover of the older lady, they already postponed the St. Patrick's parade in Hartford this Saturday due to rain.
Oh no all the potatoes are gonna get wet
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2015, 01:49:00 PM
Quote
Between January 30 to March 3, it never went above freezing in Copenhagen, a town with 801 residents that is perfectly situated in a snowy vortex between Lake Ontario and the Adirondacks.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 22, 2015, 03:20:34 PM
So we had 1 earthquake and 4 aftershocks so far while raining in Las Vegas. What are the odds of that?
Post by: Badger on June 16, 2015, 07:21:19 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2015, 05:41:16 PM
/the sun
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Post by: Badger on July 12, 2015, 07:10:38 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on July 12, 2015, 07:16:31 PM
32 celcius out...42 with the humidity.
/the sun
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Sit down
Post by: bojanglesman on July 12, 2015, 08:07:13 PM
32 celcius out...42 with the humidity.You are complaining at the wrong season. You have my sympathy when it's 900 below zero and snowing a foot an hour where you and the other ketchup-eating Eskimos live.
/the sun
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Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2015, 10:42:25 PM
You are complaining at the wrong season. You have my sympathy when it's 900 below zero and snowing a foot an hour where you and the other ketchup-eating Eskimos live.Nah
It's too freaking hot
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 13, 2015, 07:39:15 AM
Nah
It's too freaking hot
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For you, it even has gizz on the chin, like you:
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/52c29ab0ae9311c369ef93631638979702f280a8cf8be76d0b91623940b6abab_1.gif)
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2015, 09:33:15 PM
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Post by: Tommy on August 26, 2015, 09:43:18 AM
Post by: guinness77 on August 26, 2015, 10:39:03 AM
I think there's one heat wave left, though.
Post by: Tommy on October 01, 2015, 05:25:29 PM
Sucks.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 01, 2015, 05:28:33 PM
Post by: Badger on October 01, 2015, 06:13:34 PM
I can't wait for badger and Guinness to commence whining over a little cold weather.
Keep hiding in Florida, bitch.
Post by: Tommy on October 01, 2015, 09:12:59 PM
I can't wait for badger and Guinness to commence whining over a little cold weather.
People in NY like to walk around, bar hop, roof top bars, enjoy the sun, and all that. It's very much a waking city. When you're driving to and from work, it's completely different.
The cold sucks. You have to carry around a heavy coat, scarf, a hat. Going out to get a cup of coffee is a whole production. You can't enjoy the city as much either.
Bad weather fuckn sucks. It's not about bitching. It's a lot worse than the summer, which is the benchmark for awesome weather. Clear skies, and warm weather.
Cold rain and having to schlep an umbrella around? freak that.
Snow that completely ruins your commute? freak that.
The freezing nights when your old building's boiler spontaneously decides to stop working? freak that.
NYers have every right to complain about our winters, especially since our springs and summers are leaps and bounds better. excrement is going to suck, and you're basking in the sun in Miami.
freak winter.
Post by: Badger on October 01, 2015, 09:29:19 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 01, 2015, 11:40:43 PM
Keep hiding in Florida, bitch.
Hahaha I might move to NY in Jan/Feb if things play out. I promise to take pics of walking in my undies on a cold night in February.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 01, 2015, 11:42:43 PM
People in NY like to walk around, bar hop, roof top bars, enjoy the sun, and all that. It's very much a waking city. When you're driving to and from work, it's completely different.
The cold sucks. You have to carry around a heavy coat, scarf, a hat. Going out to get a cup of coffee is a whole production. You can't enjoy the city as much either.
Bad weather fuckn sucks. It's not about bitching. It's a lot worse than the summer, which is the benchmark for awesome weather. Clear skies, and warm weather.
Cold rain and having to schlep an umbrella around? freak that.
Snow that completely ruins your commute? freak that.
The freezing nights when your old building's boiler spontaneously decides to stop working? freak that.
NYers have every right to complain about our winters, especially since our springs and summers are leaps and bounds better. excrement is going to suck, and you're basking in the sun in Miami.
freak winter.
I would rather be basking in the sun in the Keys. But I guarantee my old derriere will be back in the winters with you. I honestly don't mind the cold. I am not a fan of Miami. IN fact I think this place is full of the biggest bunch of cunts I have ever seen in my life. I can't wait to get the freak out.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 02, 2015, 12:25:41 AM
Who the freak wears a scarf
MBGreen
Post by: Fenwyr on October 02, 2015, 11:30:19 AM
I would rather be basking in the sun in the Keys. But I guarantee my old derriere will be back in the winters with you. I honestly don't mind the cold. I am not a fan of Miami. IN fact I think this place is full of the biggest bunch of cunts I have ever seen in my life. I can't wait to get the freak out.
Brooklynpuck?
Post by: Miamipuck on October 02, 2015, 11:35:07 AM
Brooklynpuck?
No, I am moving closer to the city, Port Jefferson. It's only a 10 minute train ride to the city. Ask Scotlandjet, he will back me up.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 02, 2015, 11:38:09 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 02, 2015, 11:40:26 AM
I'm headed right into the eye of this Hurricane to do battles and see who's still left standing at the end.
Jim Cantore will kick your derriere.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 02, 2015, 11:53:17 AM
It could be worse... You could be in the Bahamas.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2015, 02:59:46 PM
I'm headed right into the eye of this Hurricane to do battle and see who's still left standing at the end.(http://www.weatherwarrior.com/WEATHERWARRIOR.jpg)
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2015, 06:41:16 PM
Brooklynpuck?
He already has the mustache.
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2015, 09:20:12 AM
Brooklynpuck?
Puckeepsie.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2015, 11:54:33 AM
That said, this is a good one:
Puckeepsie.
Post by: MBGreen on October 03, 2015, 12:06:39 PM
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 03, 2015, 12:13:52 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 03, 2015, 01:12:50 PM
Puckeepsie.
Even puck isn't shitty enough to be named after that excrement hole.
Post by: guinness77 on October 03, 2015, 01:44:35 PM
Post by: MBGreen on October 03, 2015, 01:50:29 PM
The QueenstapoWe have a winner.
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 04, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
two Totino's pizza and my doggy
Post by: insanity on October 04, 2015, 11:08:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKbZccUitMY
two Totino's pizza and my doggy
I will pay this women a ton of money to narrate my life
Post by: Badger on December 05, 2015, 10:51:40 AM
Post by: Pope on January 18, 2016, 11:28:34 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 18, 2016, 11:46:36 AM
Hey guys, JayWayne here. Just warning you that there is a potential blizzard on the way this weekend. Foot or more for a lot of the tri-state and NortheastSerious? You're jawayne? I can't tell anything anymore.
Post by: Pope on January 18, 2016, 11:49:47 AM
Serious? You're jawayne? I can't tell anything anymore.Lol no. I'm just impersonating him in this thread. I was Rockefella on TGG
Post by: Johnny English on January 18, 2016, 11:51:06 AM
Serious? You're jawayne? I can't tell anything anymore.
You can tell that Pope isn't Jawayne by the fact that Pope has a sense of humour, odd though it may be at times.
Post by: Pope on January 18, 2016, 11:53:37 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 18, 2016, 11:56:34 AM
This isn't even my final form
I'm terrified to think what comes next.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 18, 2016, 12:11:10 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 18, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
You can all go freak yourselves.
Post by: Pope on January 18, 2016, 12:23:03 PM
I was Big Blocker.Any tips on making geriatrics cum?
You can all go freak yourselves.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 18, 2016, 12:26:44 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 18, 2016, 12:27:52 PM
I am coming to New York Thursday, I hope we get three feet.
Post by: Badger on January 18, 2016, 12:42:24 PM
Serious? You're jawayne? I can't tell anything anymore.
http://i.imgur.com/YifevOC.gifv
Post by: Heismanberg on January 18, 2016, 12:44:38 PM
I was rex2009
I was dcm
Post by: MBGreen on January 18, 2016, 01:17:31 PM
bow down.
Post by: Johnny English on January 18, 2016, 01:35:57 PM
Post by: Hemi on January 18, 2016, 01:42:05 PM
Post by: IATA on January 18, 2016, 02:13:33 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 18, 2016, 02:32:43 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 18, 2016, 03:15:26 PM
The only thread I really miss from that other board was the 3rd and 15th Draw thread. That was fantastic.
Wooo. My one funny contribution to that site.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 18, 2016, 03:30:13 PM
The only thread I really miss from that other board was the 3rd and 15th Draw thread. That was fantastic.
He was posting here or YDKF then disappeared. I thought he was hilarious personally.
Post by: guinness77 on January 18, 2016, 04:11:32 PM
He was posting here or YDKF then disappeared. I thought he was hilarious personally.Somebody spoofed him talking about WWII in that thread and it was possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.
Post by: Pope on January 19, 2016, 11:01:01 PM
Last model to run shows all of NJ, NYC, DC, Balt, Philly, all of Maryland, all of Virginia/WV and most of PA under at least a foot of snow. 50+ mph winds on the coasts. Crazy.
(http://i.imgur.com/pNRR5QV.png)
Post by: JFIF on January 19, 2016, 11:02:12 PM
i felt legitimately cold
Post by: Tommy on January 20, 2016, 09:57:26 PM
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2016, 10:36:33 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 20, 2016, 11:04:59 PM
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2016, 11:06:14 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 20, 2016, 11:09:47 PM
Puck is now 2/2 on bailing out of a NYC trip before a major weather event. I guess he doesn't have enough tissues to handle a real winter.
Lololololololol
Post by: guinness77 on January 20, 2016, 11:24:19 PM
Puck is now 2/2 on bailing out of a NYC trip before a major weather event. I guess he doesn't have enough tissues to handle a real winter.
Are you faggots going to whine about a little snow?
I am coming to New York Thursday, I hope we get three feet.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2016, 11:56:00 PM
My job will not pay for five days at a hotel, e especially not when they suspect I am toast in a few months.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2016, 05:28:37 AM
I had no place to stay so freak off. I need to save for when I move in a few months. I love the snow, next year when we have two blizzards, I will be in here laughing at you whiny faggots.Fag
My job will not pay for five days at a hotel, e especially not when they suspect I am toast in a few months.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 07:48:34 AM
Fag
suck one rooster and you're branded for life.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2016, 08:01:48 AM
suck one rooster and you're branded for life.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0e/90/68/0e9068f004fcc839c56ad6a199a5a7d8.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 08:37:56 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0e/90/68/0e9068f004fcc839c56ad6a199a5a7d8.jpg)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidz/images/a/a0/Lol.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130912060139)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2016, 09:47:24 AM
Puck is now 2/2 on bailing out of a NYC trip before a major weather event. I guess he doesn't have enough tissues to handle a real winter.
Baaaaaaaaaaa
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 09:59:47 AM
Puck is now 2/2 on bailing out of a NYC trip before a major weather event. I guess he doesn't have enough tissues to handle a real winter.
Btw was I supposed to fly in for Sandy? I would love to hear your answer because that's the only trip I canceled for weather.
It seems like a great decision but that's just me.
Post by: MBGreen on January 21, 2016, 10:01:48 AM
Btw was I supposed to fly in for Sandy? I would love to hear your answer because that's the only trip I canceled for weather.
It seems like a great decision but that's just me.
1 honk
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
1 honk
You canceled that trip as well dipshit.
Post by: MBGreen on January 21, 2016, 10:17:11 AM
You canceled that trip as well dipshit.
1.5 honks
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2016, 10:22:50 AM
Btw was I supposed to fly in for Sandy? I would love to hear your answer because that's the only trip I canceled for weather.gay
It seems like a great decision but that's just me.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 10:27:52 AM
gay
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0e/90/68/0e9068f004fcc839c56ad6a199a5a7d8.jpg) (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0e/90/68/0e9068f004fcc839c56ad6a199a5a7d8.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2016, 10:31:36 AM
1.5 honks
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/newavatar_zps401c7d70.jpg)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 21, 2016, 11:02:31 AM
suck one rooster and you're branded for life.
It wasn't the one rooster in your mouth, it was the fifty in your derriere.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 22, 2016, 04:31:19 PM
(https://localtvwghp.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/untitled-144.jpg?w=770&h=433)
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2016, 11:07:53 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2016, 11:24:02 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2016, 01:19:38 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2016, 02:11:42 AM
2 feet? Meh.
You should go for a drive.
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 23, 2016, 06:43:56 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 23, 2016, 08:52:58 AM
You should go for a drive.
No license, nigga.
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2016, 10:18:25 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2016, 12:58:44 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2016, 03:15:18 PM
(http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2016/01/snow-vagina-414x259.jpg)
Post by: casman02 on January 23, 2016, 03:50:22 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2016, 07:02:11 PM
No license, nigga.
And? If you let a little thing like permission stop you, the sexual assault rates in this country would plummet.
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2016, 06:29:30 PM
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2016, 06:49:49 PM
Wow you guys are getting clobbered, thank god I had no place to stay, I wouldn't have gotten out till Tuesday.
Could have stayed here.
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/10806306?preview-finish-modal
Post by: Miamipuck on January 24, 2016, 07:15:05 PM
Could have stayed here.
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/10806306?preview-finish-modal
Thanks, I'll pass.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 10, 2016, 07:00:18 AM
Post by: IATA on February 11, 2016, 06:55:50 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2016, 08:22:49 AM
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Pope on February 12, 2016, 10:13:14 AM
-39 outside...stayed home today.Puck tans in that weather you hoo-ha
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 12, 2016, 10:44:21 AM
Puck tans in that weather you hoo-ha
Agreed
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2016, 11:16:03 AM
Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2016, 11:31:46 AM
And he'll be here in July to prove it.
Hahahhaha
Post by: Miamipuck on February 12, 2016, 11:51:58 AM
And he'll be here in July to prove it.
(https://boardgamegeek.com/camo/f82455ace30dc35ee9dedbe2b5061b4fe2d39c45/687474703a2f2f74686566696c6d657870657269656e63652e6e65742f73746f726167652f746f74616c253230726563616c6c25323074776f2532307765656b732e676966)
Post by: guinness77 on February 12, 2016, 07:20:13 PM
And he'll be here in July to prove it.LOL!!
Post by: Tommy on February 20, 2016, 01:59:59 PM
Not complaining though.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 09, 2016, 11:27:29 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 09, 2016, 11:27:45 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 09, 2016, 11:33:29 AM
Happens every year, I go from freezing my dick off to sweating my dick off within the span of a week. Never fails.
Never fails, you guys whine about something weather related.
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2016, 11:59:55 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 09, 2016, 12:34:17 PM
Who knew kids soccer could dictate the weather?
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2016, 12:40:54 PM
Who knew kids soccer could dictate the weather?
That's just a theory perpetuated by the liberal media. Everyone knows bad weather is caused by the gays.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 09, 2016, 12:46:10 PM
That's just a theory perpetuated by the liberal media. Everyone knows bad weather is caused by the gays.
4.25 honks
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 09, 2016, 12:47:15 PM
We're getting selective weather which seems designed just to kill my daughter's soccer team. Tournament Saturday/Sunday? Massive rains Saturday night that kill the field and cancel the rest of the tournament. Beautiful Sunday. Practice Monday? Violent winds. Beautiful Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Practice Friday and game Saturday? Rain predicted to start at the same time Friday and probably kill the fields.
Who knew kids soccer could dictate the weather?
Little League baseball was like that with my kids. Game Saturday morning at 9AM? It's raining until 4AM. Have fun raking in the kitty litter before you've had your coffee!
Post by: Pope on March 09, 2016, 01:37:50 PM
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2016, 01:49:25 PM
Tit Monday is approaching boys.I felt it in the force
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2016, 02:38:44 PM
Tit Monday is approaching boys.
Today was the teaser trailer for it.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 04, 2016, 07:43:15 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2016, 08:40:46 AM
It's been snowing here for two days straight now
(http://www.pitterpatter.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crying-baby-1.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 04, 2016, 08:46:07 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2016, 09:12:46 AM
I wasn't complaining, don johnson
Since when does that matter?
Post by: guinness77 on April 04, 2016, 10:01:57 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2016, 10:13:45 AM
Puck's about as worrisome as a cloudy day.
(http://www.pitterpatter.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crying-baby-1.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on April 04, 2016, 10:16:37 AM
(http://www.pitterpatter.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crying-baby-1.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/31/72/bb3172d7b9d8fc911dee1b69db4b1f08.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2016, 10:18:29 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/31/72/bb3172d7b9d8fc911dee1b69db4b1f08.jpg)
Hahah exactly.
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2016, 12:46:08 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 18, 2016, 01:12:53 PM
TIT MONDAY HAS ARRIVED
This is that rare situation when someone calls it correctly. Well played, Badge.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2016, 01:14:41 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 20, 2016, 03:01:34 PM
I miss the tundra.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2016, 11:32:39 AM
Post by: Tommy on September 02, 2016, 11:42:45 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 02, 2016, 12:19:02 PM
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2016, 05:12:02 PM
Sucks that shitty weather will ruin Labor Day weekend. Oh well. Hopefully there'll be some beach days left in September.74 and sunny all weekend where I'll be.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2016, 05:14:08 PM
74 and sunny all weekend where I'll be.Inside?
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2016, 05:14:42 PM
Inside?Away from the coast.
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2016, 05:32:47 PM
74 and sunny all weekend where I'll be.
I've got 75 and sunny tomorrow, 79 and sunny Sunday, 82 and sunny Monday.
Although if the weather is going to spare us more pictures of Tommy in his speedo then it can only be a good thing.
Post by: guinness77 on September 02, 2016, 09:49:59 PM
Post by: MBGreen on September 03, 2016, 07:24:27 AM
Post by: IATA on October 06, 2016, 11:24:14 AM
Post by: JFIF on October 06, 2016, 11:33:50 AM
It's already starting to get bad.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2016, 11:45:00 AM
Post by: Pope on October 06, 2016, 12:28:57 PM
I have to travel north basically right into the path of this thing to help my Aunt. This should be fun.Should be nothing for a seasoned weather survivor like you
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2016, 12:49:38 PM
Should be nothing for a seasoned weather survivor like you
Absolutely, I will be out there wearing a raincoat and my dick hanging out.
Post by: IATA on October 06, 2016, 04:48:27 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2016, 04:48:46 PM
Should be nothing for a seasoned weather survivor like you
Hahahaha
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2016, 04:49:36 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 06, 2016, 04:53:29 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2016, 04:57:40 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2016, 05:14:58 PM
Post by: guinness77 on October 06, 2016, 06:17:50 PM
haha just wait till you faggots are complaining about a little cold weather.You're complaining about a little wind. ;)
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2016, 06:19:14 PM
You're complaining about a little wind. ;)4 honks
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2016, 07:13:05 PM
You're complaining about a little wind. ;)
Hey how are you getting to the tailgate again? lmao
Post by: guinness77 on October 06, 2016, 07:23:16 PM
Hey how are you getting to the tailgate again? lmaoThat's right. Duh. Sorry, sir. Good luck.
Post by: IATA on October 07, 2016, 10:02:40 PM
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2016, 06:31:09 PM
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2016, 11:17:09 AM
Post by: Tommy on October 21, 2016, 11:45:52 AM
freak this rain
Picked a hell of a time to come here.
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2016, 11:46:26 AM
Picked a hell of a time to come here.you don't know the half of it
Post by: Miamipuck on October 25, 2016, 06:59:02 PM
freak this rain
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161006/b0162a0439cffe8e454543fba7b19ee1.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on October 25, 2016, 07:00:25 PM
you don't know the half of it(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161006/b0162a0439cffe8e454543fba7b19ee1.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on December 15, 2016, 11:44:08 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 15, 2016, 11:48:07 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 15, 2016, 11:50:05 PM
Post by: Tommy on December 15, 2016, 11:52:56 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161006/b0162a0439cffe8e454543fba7b19ee1.jpg)
Yearly reminder that you live minutes away from South Beach.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 15, 2016, 11:58:34 PM
Yearly reminder that you live minutes away from South Beach.
Don't worry I will be in New York soon and will not whine about the cold, I will suck cold's tit gladly.
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2016, 07:20:16 AM
Don't worry I will be in New York soon and will not whine about the cold, I will suck cold's tit gladly.
you don't know what cold is.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2016, 08:53:34 AM
you don't know what cold is.
I submit that I do.
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2016, 08:56:19 AM
I submit that I do.
Come up for a visit in Jan/Feb anytime.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2016, 09:08:12 AM
Come up for a visit in Jan/Feb anytime.
You think it's the first time I dug a hole?
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2016, 10:08:21 AM
You think it's the first time I dug a hole?
with your lips? probably not.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2016, 10:24:45 AM
with your lips? probably not.I have been in plenty of cold spots so gfy.
Post by: guinness77 on December 16, 2016, 10:25:51 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2016, 10:28:44 AM
I have been in plenty of cold spots so gfy.
no you haven't
Post by: bojanglesman on December 16, 2016, 10:36:04 AM
Don't worry I will be in New York soon and will not whine about the cold, I will eat cold's hoo-ha like it's a booger.
fyp.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2016, 11:02:21 AM
fyp.
YES!
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2016, 11:02:51 AM
no you haven't
no you haven't
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161006/b0162a0439cffe8e454543fba7b19ee1.jpg)
Post by: Badger on December 17, 2016, 09:26:46 AM
Don't worry I will be in New York soon
-Miamipuck, 2014
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2017, 04:51:45 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2017, 05:19:56 PM
We are due to get 7-10 inches of snow here this weekend, which is the equivalent of 287 feet in New York.
Just in time for my flight out of Charlotte on Sunday. Excellent.
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2017, 07:37:08 PM
Just in time for my dogsled out of Charlotte on Sunday. Excellent.
FYP
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 07:51:43 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2017, 07:59:47 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 08:10:12 AM
We're looking at 6-10 inches of snow today with no real wind threat. Very nice. Kids are excited, I'm off today, awesome.Windy as hell here. Gusts up to 40 mph. No way I'm going on the road with all the dumbasses here. The boy and I might trek out there later today and build a snowman, but I think it's too windy for the little one.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2017, 08:26:00 AM
Windy as hell here. Gusts up to 40 mph. No way I'm going on the road with all the dumbasses here. The boy and I might trek out there later today and build a snowman, but I think it's too windy for the little one.Just as long as you're home with nothing to do and some beer handy, it should be a good day. Have fun.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 08:44:53 AM
Just as long as you're home with nothing to do and some beer handy, it should be a good day. Have fun.Made a quick run to Trader Joe's yesterday. Got a couple of bombers of some chocolate stout for $2.50 each. It doesn't look like anything special, but it was OK, great for the price. A little thin for a stout, but for $2.50 I ain't complainin'.
Got a sixer of whatever their version of generic pilsner is. I'm not fancy.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170107/066430f222ce36c9f70ace3b31e121fa.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2017, 10:05:14 AM
We actually have a blizzard warning here. Been a while since I've seen one of those around these parts. We're all gonna die.we've had 3 blizzards since Dec 1. Sack up.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 10:07:31 AM
we've had 3 blizzards since Dec 1. Sack up.Not complaining, just not common here. Call me when it's 102°F with 90% humidity there.
#weathertoughguy
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2017, 10:10:21 AM
Not complaining, just not common here. Call me when it's 102°F with 90% humidity there.amazingly enough...we get that type of weather in july. Best of both shitty worlds
#weathertoughguy
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2017, 10:35:31 AM
Pretty sweet layover in between though.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2017, 10:58:15 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2017, 11:05:12 AM
Dallas-Fort Worth is a good airport to spend a few hours at.
4 hours babbie
I'm just going to get hammered
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2017, 11:14:32 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2017, 11:37:03 AM
4 hours babbieI've been there a few times. BBQ joints, bars, other restaurants...I got my drink on there nice and proper.
I'm just going to get hammered
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 12:10:34 PM
Sack up.
In this thread? You would have a have better chance of finding an unused pair of buttpluggs at a JO outing.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 12:11:49 PM
In this thread? You would have a have better chance of finding an unused pair of buttpluggs at a JO outing.How's Miami, fag?
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 12:12:11 PM
Dallas-Fort Worth is a good airport to spend a few hours at.
Yeah that's where all the hot Texas broads hang out.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 12:12:56 PM
How's Miami, fag?The usual hot and rainy, I want the frigid crap you guys have.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 12:17:31 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 12:21:11 PM
I'm no Eskimo by any means, but I'd rather have this than miserable hot summer weather.
It's year round that's the problem. Ugh now I sound like a bitch, I see what you're up to.
The weather is awesome here I love it. It's supposed to get into the 50's tonight I am excite.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 12:24:28 PM
It's year round that's the problem. Ugh now I sound like a bitch, I see what you're up to.hoo-ha.
The weather is awesome here I love it. It's supposed to get into the 50's tonight I am excite.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 12:59:15 PM
hoo-ha.
Hot tub tonight Woohoo, with a couple of good looking broads. I just got the invite, haha freak you guys.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 01:00:17 PM
Hot tub tonight Woohoo, with a couple of good looking broads. I just got the invite, haha freak you guys.Trannies.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 01:06:10 PM
Trannies.
Yes definitely, though the vag work they have done makes them look exactly like a real woman, so real you think their hoo-ha and funbags were real, it's uncanny. Two even had kids, tranny surgery has come a long long way since they started implanting female reproductive systems.
I hope your Trader Joe's beers taste just like swamp derriere, although you would probably like that.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2017, 01:08:39 PM
Yes definitely, though the vag work they have done makes them look exactly like a real woman, so real you think their hoo-ha and funbags were real, it's uncanny. Two even had kids, tranny surgery has come a long long way since they started implanting female reproduction systems.Did you do a full obstetric exam on them all? Tip: a vagina doesn't have balls.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 01:12:05 PM
Did you do a full obstetric exam on them all?
Yes, I did the procedures myself.
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2017, 01:18:35 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on January 07, 2017, 01:48:12 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2017, 01:57:14 PM
Dallas-Fort Worth is a good airport to spend a few hours at.
In fairness Charlotte is a pretty nice airport as well, I've connected through there a couple of times. Don't do it on a Sunday morning though, because freak those stupid Bible Belt licensing restrictions.
The worst airport in America, and possibly the world, to connect through has to be O'Hare. I love Chicago but freak everything about that pooper of an airport.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 03:36:22 PM
In fairness Charlotte is a pretty nice airport as well, I've connected through there a couple of times. Don't do it on a Sunday morning though, because freak those stupid Bible Belt licensing restrictions.
The worst airport in America, and possibly the world, to connect through has to be O'Hare. I love Chicago but freak everything about that pooper of an airport.
LaGuardia says hello very very very forcefully.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2017, 04:20:39 PM
LaGuardia says hello very very very forcefully.
Can confirm, my last flight was between O'Hare and LaGuardia.
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2017, 04:59:12 PM
LaGuardia says hello very very very forcefully.
I've never connected through LaGuardia, only flown to and from it. I don't remember it being too terrible, but I think my issue with O'Hare is probably greater because I'm usually connecting to or from Canada. As a result I always have to change terminals and go through Immigration, and it seems like the connection is always delayed, so every single freaking time I end up sprinting through endless freaking tunnels and corridors to make my connection and get on the flight sweating like a fat rapist.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2017, 07:46:20 PM
I've never connected through LaGuardia, only flown to and from it. I don't remember it being too terrible, but I think my issue with O'Hare is probably greater because I'm usually connecting to or from Canada. As a result I always have to change terminals and go through Immigration, and it seems like the connection is always delayed, so every single freaking time I end up sprinting through endless freaking tunnels and corridors to make my connection and get on the flight sweating like a fat rapist.
I don't doubt Ohare sucks, but LaGaurdia is a total dump for now. They're supposedly fixeing it up.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 07, 2017, 08:51:03 PM
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2017, 08:53:56 PM
Atlanta is the worst. Dallas and Charlotte are both awesome.
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I hate Atlanta, but Detroit is the worst I've been to. O'Hare was pretty shitty, but not as bad as Detroit or Atlanta.
Post by: guinness77 on January 07, 2017, 09:20:42 PM
LaGuardia says hello very very very forcefully.Yeah. I second this, big time.
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2017, 10:13:57 PM
I've never connected through LaGuardia, only flown to and from it. I don't remember it being too terrible, but I think my issue with O'Hare is probably greater because I'm usually connecting to or from Canada. As a result I always have to change terminals and go through Immigration, and it seems like the connection is always delayed, so every single freaking time I end up sprinting through endless freaking tunnels and corridors to make my connection and get on the flight sweating like a fat rapist.
Even domestic connections. The terminals are so fuckn far apart you hardly have enough time for drinks. And the bars are too far from the gates anyway.
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2017, 10:14:49 PM
I hate Atlanta, but Detroit is the worst I've been to. O'Hare was pretty shitty, but not as bad as Detroit or Atlanta.
I've flown into and out of Detroit Metro about a dozen times. It seems like a decent airport, nothing special. What makes you say it's the worst?
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2017, 10:15:21 PM
I've flown into and out of Detroit Metro about a dozen times. It seems like a decent airport, nothing special. What makes you say it's the worst?
too many black people
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2017, 10:16:03 PM
too many black people
Black people in Detroit are too poor to travel.
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2017, 10:29:16 PM
too many black people
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 08, 2017, 02:31:32 PM
So now I'm back waiting for the shitty, late Lafayette flight. They gave me a garbage meal voucher which I'm going to use on Genghis Grill. RIP DFW toilets.
It's hammer time.
Post by: MBGreen on January 08, 2017, 03:34:42 PM
Stuck at DFW. My connecting flight to Lafayette this morning got cancelled about an hour after I arrived. The next flight out is at 5:00 PM CST. Switched over to a Lake Charles flight that was scheduled to leave at 1:00 PM CST and it was pushed back to 6:00 PM CST. Had to cancel the rental car. Just a major pain in the derriere of a day.your airport adventure is more interesting than MParty's.
So now I'm back waiting for the shitty, late Lafayette flight. They gave me a garbage meal voucher which I'm going to use on Genghis Grill. RIP DFW toilets.
It's hammer time.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 08, 2017, 03:40:13 PM
Stuck at DFW. My connecting flight to Lafayette this morning got cancelled about an hour after I arrived. The next flight out is at 5:00 PM CST. Switched over to a Lake Charles flight that was scheduled to leave at 1:00 PM CST and it was pushed back to 6:00 PM CST. Had to cancel the rental car. Just a major pain in the derriere of a day.The airport food will probably wreck you after leaving the airport. Maybe RIP airplane shitter.
So now I'm back waiting for the shitty, late Lafayette flight. They gave me a garbage meal voucher which I'm going to use on Genghis Grill. RIP DFW toilets.
It's hammer time.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 07, 2017, 05:50:32 PM
-Miamipuck, 2014
Just in time for the last 3 weeks of winter.
Badger, eat a bag of dicks. hahaha
Post by: Pope on February 07, 2017, 05:58:36 PM
Post by: Badger on February 07, 2017, 10:40:19 PM
Just in time for the last 3 weeks of winter.
Badger, eat a bag of dicks. hahaha
We're goin' to Rick's!
Post by: Miamipuck on February 08, 2017, 12:14:15 AM
We're goin' to Rick's!
Oh yeah
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 09, 2017, 09:50:36 AM
Post by: Pope on February 09, 2017, 10:37:35 AM
It is dumping snow here. I love itGuinness is probably getting a ton too
Post by: Tommy on February 09, 2017, 01:02:56 PM
Post by: guinness77 on February 09, 2017, 08:10:40 PM
Guinness is probably getting a ton tooI actually got home from work a little early because of the weather and just finished an hour of some of the hardest shoveling I've ever done. I shoveled a good 6 inches about 9:30 am and tonight it was a good inch layer of ice under at least 9 more inches of hard powder. Plus scraping the freaking cars...unreal.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 09, 2017, 08:25:41 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2017, 08:45:19 PM
I just let it pile up and melt on it's own when we get a decent snow here (rarely). I've never understood shoveling snow unless you have a steep driveway. Obviously in the south it doesn't happen much.
In my city you're required to shovel your path and the sidewalk in front of your house within 12 hours of the snowfall or you can be fined.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 09, 2017, 08:47:33 PM
In my city you're required to shovel your path and the sidewalk in front of your house within 12 hours of the snowfall or you can be fined.Why do they require that?
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2017, 08:49:38 PM
Why do they require that?
Because it's way too expensive to send mini-plows out to do the sidewalks every time it snows, and because essential services like the mailman have to be able to get to your door.
I don't mind. I quite like shovelling and it's a nice neighbourly few minutes when everyone is out there the morning after a fall with their coffees clearing the sidewalks.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 09, 2017, 08:54:28 PM
Because it's way too expensive to send mini-plows out to do the sidewalks every time it snows, and because essential services like the mailman have to be able to get to your door.Fair enough. I'm not in a city. No essential services that need to walk here.
I don't mind. I quite like shovelling and it's a nice neighbourly few minutes when everyone is out there the morning after a fall with their coffees clearing the sidewalks.
Post by: guinness77 on February 09, 2017, 09:25:20 PM
I just let it pile up and melt on it's own when we get a decent snow here (rarely). I've never understood shoveling snow unless you have a steep driveway. Obviously in the south it doesn't happen much.When you get over a foot of snow, and then it's 15 degrees, the snow doesn't melt, it becomes unremovable and you can't get out of your house or get your car out of the driveway or from in front of your house because a plow has gone down your street a half-dozen times and there's 2 feet of frozen snow on your car.
There's winters here where it snows and then it's there for 2 or 3 months. You have to do something with it. Lol
Post by: guinness77 on February 09, 2017, 09:28:36 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 09, 2017, 09:33:09 PM
Because it's way too expensive to send mini-plows out to do the sidewalks every time it snows, and because essential services like the mailman have to be able to get to your door.
I don't mind. I quite like shovelling and it's a nice neighbourly few minutes when everyone is out there the morning after a fall with their coffees clearing the sidewalks.
That's a law? I really wish that was a law here.
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2017, 09:37:13 PM
That's a law? I really wish that was a law here.
It's a local bylaw. I've never heard of anyone actually being fined for it, but mostly it works well.
Post by: guinness77 on February 09, 2017, 09:37:45 PM
That's a law? I really wish that was a law here.That is a law in NYC.
Post by: Tommy on February 09, 2017, 09:40:28 PM
That is a law in NYC.
It is for residential and commercial buildings, as I used to be the guy who had to salt the sidewalk, but it wasn't law for residential or commercial buildings.
Post by: guinness77 on February 09, 2017, 09:41:20 PM
It is for residential and commercial buildings, as I used to be the guy who had to salt the sidewalk, but it wasn't law for residential or commercial buildings.Wut?
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2017, 10:00:18 PM
It is for residential and commercial buildings, as I used to be the guy who had to salt the sidewalk, but it wasn't law for residential or commercial buildings.
Even by your standards this is an impressively nonsensical explanation of the law.
Post by: Badger on February 09, 2017, 11:18:57 PM
True story, I actually ripped my door handle off my rear driver side door tonight because I thought I chipped enough of the ice off to open the door, but I guess I hadn't.
Jesus Christ Sasquatch
Post by: Badger on February 09, 2017, 11:20:08 PM
Even by your standards this is an impressively nonsensical explanation of the law.
Auditioning for WH Press Secretary
Post by: bojanglesman on February 10, 2017, 05:40:12 AM
I didn't think about the plows piling up snow. I don't think I've ever seen a snow plow go by my street.
Post by: guinness77 on February 10, 2017, 06:43:58 AM
It's a different world down here in Winter. Even when we get a foot of snow, it never stays cold enough to where it isn't gone in a week or less. Either way, I can drive right on top of it in a Prius. My car is in my garage so no scraping.I'm imagining your last post in your actual voice: "I just let it sit there 'til it melts."
I didn't think about the plows piling up snow. I don't think I've ever seen a snow plow go by my street.
Lol, around here, you have to shovel it. It's 21 degrees right now after it was 14 last night and the wind chill is 7. Snow doesn't melt in these types of situations. We got 14 inches of snow.
There's nothing worse than shoveling and scraping hours after the snow has stopped and the temperature drops another 10-15 degrees. It's one thing when it's 30 degrees and the snow is softer and easier to move. It just becomes this frozen mass after a few hours.
Post by: guinness77 on February 10, 2017, 06:46:09 AM
Even by your standards this is an impressively nonsensical explanation of the law.I'm still waiting for an explanation of what that's supposed to mean.
Post by: MBGreen on February 10, 2017, 07:39:50 AM
I'm still waiting for an explanation of what that's supposed to mean.
he might've called you a putz.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 10, 2017, 07:49:36 AM
Post by: Tommy on February 10, 2017, 08:11:22 AM
I'm still waiting for an explanation of what that's supposed to mean.
I honestly don't even remember typing that. I was out last night and passed out early.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 10, 2017, 11:43:05 AM
I honestly don't even remember typing that. I was out last night and passed out early.
It amazes me how often you say something like this. You get white girl wasted on freaking Tuesdays.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 10, 2017, 11:50:17 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2017, 07:00:12 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 14, 2017, 07:32:21 PM
Some things never change you freaking whiners, always freaking whining.
I got to work from home Thursday, Friday, and Monday. Wahhh wahhh
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2017, 12:59:43 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2017, 01:03:20 PM
17C in Toronto today, which is about 63 in old fashioned units. Normal for this time of year is 0C / 32F.
still...no lime green shorts.
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2017, 01:03:58 PM
still...no lime green shorts.
It's tempting.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 23, 2017, 01:11:35 PM
It's tempting.Well it is shorts weather.
Post by: Tommy on February 23, 2017, 01:13:56 PM
17C in Toronto today, which is about 63 in old fashioned units. Normal for this time of year is 0C / 32F.
Roughly the same here in the city. Loving it.
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2017, 01:34:47 PM
It's tempting.
it wasn't a question.
Post by: Badger on February 23, 2017, 02:14:40 PM
17C in Toronto today, which is about 63 in old fashioned units. Normal for this time of year is 0C / 32F.Same temp down here.
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2017, 02:30:07 PM
it wasn't a question.
My city, my rules.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 23, 2017, 02:39:11 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2017, 02:53:27 PM
My city, my rules.
your city is across the pond. Toronto is Jtuds' yard.
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2017, 02:56:02 PM
your city is across the pond. Toronto is Jtuds' yard.
Who?
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2017, 02:56:27 PM
Who?
(http://i.imgur.com/gC7s2JI.jpg)
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2017, 02:57:23 PM
Jtuds
Lost in the depths of TGG.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 23, 2017, 03:08:17 PM
Lost in the depths of TGG.
But his road rage will never be forgotten
Post by: Tommy on February 25, 2017, 08:11:49 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 25, 2017, 09:28:24 AM
Hahaha. Didn't he give a struggling mom and pop shop excrement for charging him a few bucks more for ice skates that he could've gotten at Walmart for a little cheaper?that's a bingo.
Post by: guinness77 on February 25, 2017, 10:23:27 AM
Post by: Tommy on February 25, 2017, 11:14:57 AM
This weather is glorious. Kicked the ball around for 2 plus hours this morning, feels like late April. Yesterday was beautiful too.
Yeah I'm loving this.
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2017, 12:38:07 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 08:50:50 AM
That's a permanent move, I told everyone that I was going to move back.
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 09:12:58 AM
I am back March 5 th just in time baby.
That's a permanent move, I told everyone that I was going to move back.
#RonkonkomaPuck
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2017, 09:55:18 AM
#RonkonkomaPuck
#Puckeepsie
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 10:07:43 AM
I am keeping miamipuck, I might even trademark it.
Post by: guinness77 on February 28, 2017, 10:24:56 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 10:29:51 AM
I don't believe it until I see it.
He's moving in with you....just hasn't told you yet.
Post by: guinness77 on February 28, 2017, 10:40:42 AM
He's moving in with you....just hasn't told you yet.He'll have to clean out the garage and sleep in there. He can always steal my neighbor's new, shiny, green Camaro too.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 28, 2017, 10:41:10 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 10:44:30 AM
He'll have to clean out the garage and sleep in there. He can always steal my neighbor's new, shiny, green Camaro too.
mine was shinier.
Post by: guinness77 on February 28, 2017, 10:46:05 AM
mine was shinier.Was??
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 10:46:43 AM
Was??
RIP midlife crisis
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2017, 10:50:43 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2017, 10:52:41 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 28, 2017, 11:00:29 AM
Puck will whine about how he doesn't whine about snow. Then he will manage to work in a hockey story from 1974 where he tore off an eyelid on a slashing penalty. He reattached it with a rubber band and some airplane glue, sniffed the glue and played high off his derriere for the rest of the game and was clearly STILL the best player on the ice.
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2017, 12:32:56 PM
I am back March 5 th just in time baby.WE'RE GOING TO SHILLA
That's a permanent move, I told everyone that I was going to move back.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 03:52:00 PM
I don't believe it until I see it.I will be there by this time next week. Gfy
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 03:54:19 PM
He's moving in with you....just hasn't told you yet.
He'll have to clean out the garage and sleep in there. He can always steal my neighbor's new, shiny, green Camaro too.
Thanks, I'll pass.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 03:55:55 PM
Can't wait until it snows and you bitch harder than everyone else combined
Yeah no, I am not a prancing fairy that can't hold his liquor, like yourself. Speaking of yourself, please freak it.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 04:07:07 PM
NY is gay again!
You suck one rooster and you're branded for life.
Puck will whine about how he doesn't whine about snow. Then he will manage to work in a hockey story from 1974 where he tore off an eyelid on a slashing penalty. He reattached it with a rubber band and some airplane glue, sniffed the glue and played high off his derriere for the rest of the game.
hockey related whine:
I never whine about snow and the cold. It's because of my time playing hockey in the cold.
I just finished a suspension for 60 days in the over 40 league. You think I got suspended that long for fighting? You would be wrong. Swinging stick? Nope. Tripping or checking someone? Nope. Abusing an official? Nope. Hurting someone? Nope. I told the Commish to "send me a freaking email" because he's spineless. That league sucks anyway, when I am in a league where I am far and away one of the top two or three players, it's a excrement league.
Oh the email comment was because the commish is a former cop that disciplined other cops. I had a run in with a French Canadian poopchute (not one of the really good ones I play with in the invite only skate, they're really good dudes in a total homosexual way). He didn't like me taking matters in my own hands and stopping that drunk assholes bullshit, yes, he comes to games drunk. We were what I consider friends, not close at all, but if he has problem with me he can tell me. Anyway, he sent me a really long whiny email that I ignored because it was long and whiny. It was mostly about my temper and how I should run to him if something happens on the ice. Haha no that will never happen.
So I told him to send me a freaking email when we had a disagreement.....freaking bundle of sticks.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 04:08:31 PM
WE'RE GOING TO SHILLA
Yeah I will meet you there, after I ate at the Haymaker or something.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2017, 04:48:01 PM
You suck one rooster and you're branded for life.
hockey related whine:
I never whine about snow and the cold. It's because of my time playing hockey in the cold.
I just finished a suspension for 60 days in the over 40 league. You think I got suspended that long for fighting? You would be wrong. Swinging stick? Nope. Tripping or checking someone? Nope. Abusing an official? Nope. Hurting someone? Nope. I told the Commish to "send me a freaking email" because he's spineless. That league sucks anyway, when I am in a league where I am far and away one of the top two or three players, it's a excrement league.
Oh the email comment was because the commish is a former cop that disciplined other cops. I had a run in with a French Canadian poopchute (not one of the really good ones I play with in the invite only skate, they're really good dudes in a total homosexual way). He didn't like me taking matters in my own hands and stopping that drunk assholes bullshit, yes, he comes to games drunk. We were what I consider friends, not close at all, but if he has problem with me he can tell me. Anyway, he sent me a really long whiny email that I ignored because it was long and whiny. It was mostly about my temper and how I should run to him if something happens on the ice. Haha no that will never happen.
So I told him to send me a freaking email when we had a disagreement.....freaking bundle of sticks.
No one knows what the hell you are typing here you old fag.
Post by: Tommy on February 28, 2017, 04:53:49 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 28, 2017, 05:03:19 PM
Congrats. Did you find a new gig out here?
You can make a lot more money blowing dudes in the NYC area
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2017, 05:09:24 PM
You can make a lot more money blowing dudes in the NYC area
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 06:50:17 PM
Congrats. Did you find a new gig out here?
Nah I am moving without a job. I will get one easy enough.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 06:51:27 PM
You can make a lot more money blowing dudes in the NYC area
You know this first hand.
Post by: Tommy on February 28, 2017, 06:51:41 PM
Nah I am moving without a job. I will get one easy enough.
If you need a reference, let me know. Also have contacts in the FI space here.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 06:52:24 PM
If you need a reference, let me know. Also have contacts in the FI space here.
Awesome thank you.
Post by: Tommy on February 28, 2017, 07:19:15 PM
Awesome thank you.
No prob. I'll be in DR next week when you get here, but when I get back we should do a happy hour with badge and Guinness. We'll chat more about this.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2017, 07:33:53 PM
No prob. I'll be in DR next week when you get here, but when I get back we should do a happy hour with badge and Guinness. We'll chat more about this.Sounds good.
Post by: guinness77 on February 28, 2017, 08:23:59 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2017, 08:36:24 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 08:45:17 PM
I'll Skype inappetizers?
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2017, 08:50:00 PM
appetizers?freak no.
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 08:53:43 PM
freak no.not worth the 2nd mortgage
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2017, 07:20:38 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2017, 10:34:05 PM
Possible snow day coming up.here we go
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 12, 2017, 08:55:39 AM
here we go
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You have time to move back to FLA before Tuesday?
Post by: Heismanberg on March 12, 2017, 09:40:11 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 12, 2017, 12:01:13 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2017, 12:02:01 PM
Puck is going to be out receiving anal in his hockey gear if this thing hits.
Fyp.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2017, 02:37:08 PM
/The South
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2017, 03:48:26 PM
here we go
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161006/b0162a0439cffe8e454543fba7b19ee1.jpg)
You're gonna need at least three trucks for yourself.
Post by: guinness77 on March 12, 2017, 04:39:18 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2017, 07:37:14 PM
Puck's not responding because he's out sunbathing in his speedo right now. You know, like he said he would when he moved back here.
I have all the windows open in my apartment, it's 45 degrees inside, it's freaking glorious. I am enjoying the excrement out of this weather.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2017, 07:37:44 PM
You're gonna need at least three trucks for yourself.
For me? nah bro I am enjoying this. You bitches will be crying like it's your period, I should post a pic of a giant tampon.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2017, 07:38:09 PM
Puck is going to be out jacking off in his hockey gear if this thing hits.
My gear is all hot and sticky.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2017, 07:38:42 PM
Fyp.
Says the guy squealing like a pig.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 12, 2017, 08:45:50 PM
Post by: guinness77 on March 12, 2017, 09:12:55 PM
Wow this cold is really getting to puck. Pretty easy to tell that he is hours away from breaking and/or freezing to death.He came into his hockey equipment, we know that much at least.
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2017, 09:35:01 PM
For me? nah bro I am enjoying this. You bitches will be crying like it's your period, I should post a pic of a giant tampon.
You missed the part where I'm celebrating a paid day off.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 13, 2017, 12:25:25 PM
I get the whole nonsense of "NYers aren't sissies" but for crying out loud we're talking about a possible two feet of snow plus high winds. I'm not saving lives over here.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 13, 2017, 12:27:10 PM
My company sent out a notice that unless widespread transit closures occur, the office will be open tomorrow and anyone not at work must code the day to vacation.hoo-ha.
I get the whole nonsense of "NYers aren't sissies" but for crying out loud we're talking about a possible two feet of snow plus high winds. I'm not saving lives over here.
/Puck
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2017, 12:48:40 PM
My company sent out a notice that unless widespread transit closures occur, the office will be open tomorrow and anyone not at work must code the day to vacation.
I get the whole nonsense of "NYers aren't sissies" but for crying out loud we're talking about a possible two feet of snow plus high winds. I'm not saving lives over here.
Yeah I'm hitting refresh on my email every 5 mins waiting for word. Took the day off today to detox, and could use another one.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 13, 2017, 01:28:16 PM
Yeah I'm hitting refresh on my email every 5 mins waiting for word. Took the day off today to detox, and could use another one.Every damn time I account for a detox day, I end up 'hair of the dog' day drinking and feel even worse the next day. I usually have fun though.
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Post by: mj2sexay on March 13, 2017, 01:35:07 PM
Who knows maybe I'll just wing it, and take the test with the strategy that whatever my impulse tells me is the correct and ethical answer, I should go ahead and do the opposite.
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2017, 01:38:44 PM
Every damn time I account for a detox day, I end up 'hair of the dog' day drinking and feel even worse the next day. I usually have fun though.
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I don't mind the hair of the dog, but it's the food that usually messes me up. 4 days of piña coladas and buffet food will mess with your system.
Post by: IATA on March 13, 2017, 02:54:30 PM
freaking jokes man
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 13, 2017, 03:43:52 PM
my wife is a student right now, and knowing there was a god damned blizzard coming, they emailed today that tomorrows "workshop" is required to graduate and will only run once. We have the same forceast, feet of snow, and we live 45 minutes from her college.
freaking jokes man
That's disgraceful.
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2017, 09:46:21 PM
my wife is a student right now, and knowing there was a god damned blizzard coming, they emailed today that tomorrows "workshop" is required to graduate and will only run once. We have the same forceast, feet of snow, and we live 45 minutes from her college.
freaking jokes man
Just call in a threat that rhymes with, uh, mom.
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2017, 10:14:13 PM
My company sent out a notice that unless widespread transit closures occur, the office will be open tomorrow and anyone not at work must code the day to vacation.
http://qns.com/story/2017/03/13/blizzard-2017-will-leave-much-queens-without-train-service-starting-tuesday-morning/
Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2017, 11:39:49 PM
http://qns.com/story/2017/03/13/blizzard-2017-will-leave-much-queens-without-train-service-starting-tuesday-morning/
I'll believe it when I see it. My stupid company said that as long as trains are working that we better come in.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2017, 07:44:43 AM
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2017, 08:09:22 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 14, 2017, 10:14:20 AM
Post by: dcm1602 on March 14, 2017, 10:37:24 AM
Went from 18 inches to 2 feet, to the roads being completely visible
Post by: reuben on March 14, 2017, 10:52:08 AM
Goddammit I hate slush. I'd rather navigate lava than slush.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 14, 2017, 12:40:22 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 14, 2017, 01:54:42 PM
Haha freak you guys I have a foot here already and it's supposed to keep coming down until later tonight
Lucky bundle of sticks.
Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2017, 01:57:37 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 14, 2017, 09:54:14 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 15, 2017, 10:22:40 AM
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 15, 2017, 10:30:53 AM
The freaking national weather service KNEW the totals for NYC would fall far short from initial predictions and specifically chose not to reveal that to the public because they didn't want to "confuse" anyone. That is absolutely ridiculous and made me waste a vacation day. Assholes.
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THEY KNEW!!!!!
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 15, 2017, 10:34:28 AM
THEY KNEW!!!!!Meh. I'm grumpy over losing a day for absolutely no reason. They specifically met Monday to discuss whether or not to release updated forecasts and chose to mislead the public. It was a real dick move that I can't see any justification for.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 15, 2017, 11:09:19 AM
Meh. I'm grumpy over losing a day for absolutely no reason. They specifically met Monday to discuss whether or not to release updated forecasts and chose to mislead the public. It was a real dick move that I can't see any justification for.
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Did your office close?
Post by: Badger on March 15, 2017, 12:21:28 PM
The freaking national weather service KNEW the totals for NYC would fall far short from initial predictions and specifically chose not to reveal that to the public because they didn't want to "confuse" anyone. That is absolutely ridiculous and made me waste a vacation day. Assholes.You avoided a miserable commute. Not a waste.
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Post by: AlioTheFool on March 15, 2017, 03:01:21 PM
Did your office close?Nope. In the 13+ years I've been with my employer the only time the office has ever officially closed was the day Sandy rolled through.
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Post by: AlioTheFool on March 15, 2017, 03:03:04 PM
You avoided a miserable commute. Not a waste.Yeah, definitely. But I hate wasting a vacation day sitting home doing nothing. I'd rather have gone in and saved the day to actually do something with.
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 15, 2017, 04:24:18 PM
Meh. I'm grumpy over losing a day for absolutely no reason. They specifically met Monday to discuss whether or not to release updated forecasts and chose to mislead the public. It was a real dick move that I can't see any justification for.Not sure what reports you were watching, but Roker was pretty clear on this subject. He presented both models. Model B had the storm tracking more to the west, which is exactly what happened at the last minute. His predictions for this model were pretty spot on.
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If the storm had followed Model A, the worst case scenario for coastal metropolitan areas would have happened.
Better safe than sorry I guess.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 15, 2017, 09:14:08 PM
Model A you're fucked
Model B you're ok
Way to cover your bases.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 16, 2017, 10:06:33 AM
The boss asks you for a presentation.......The CBO said it would 75 and sunny today.
Model A you're fucked
Model B you're ok
Way to cover your bases.
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Post by: guinness77 on August 18, 2017, 09:51:03 AM
Then I get to the train station and there's a fist fight going on under the train tressel. Can't make it up.
Post by: MBGreen on August 18, 2017, 09:54:26 AM
I think I just drove through the apocalypse to get to the train station. That was some of the worst weather I've ever driven through.
Then I get to the train station and there's a fist fight going on under the train tressel. Can't make it up.
#blessed
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2017, 11:09:46 AM
I think I just drove through the apocalypse to get to the train station. That was some of the worst weather I've ever driven through.
Then I get to the train station and there's a fist fight going on under the train tressel. Can't make it up.
Koz must've finally gotten creamed by the tranny.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 18, 2017, 11:36:18 AM
Koz must've finally gotten creamed by the tranny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2017, 11:44:11 AM
We're supposed to get the worst of it this evening.
Post by: sg3 on August 30, 2017, 12:31:17 PM
Thanks to Harvey, I haven't had to work all week. There's some flooding going on here (not like what we're seeing in Houston) so there's a lot of bridge and road closures.Stay safe
We're supposed to get the worst of it this evening.
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Post by: Tommy on August 30, 2017, 04:48:30 PM
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2017, 01:14:36 PM
It's gorgeous in NYC todayIt's almost the end of tit season. Women were wearing jackets already earlier this week.
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2017, 01:25:55 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 01, 2017, 01:37:23 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/31/us/hurricane-irma-forecast-weather/index.html
I swear the media salivates whenever there's a hint of a hurricane, and they root for them to be as devastating as possible. Great for ratings and they can spend some air time looking all grim and sharing their opinion that no one ever needs to hear.
In Japan when there's a massive typhoon the news does just that, reports the news. "Hey, the government issued this warning, here's a list of emergency numbers to call, here's the predicted path." Then they assess the damage and relief efforts. No panel, no unnecessary analysis, and no pontificating.
/rant
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 01, 2017, 01:39:28 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/31/us/hurricane-irma-forecast-weather/index.html
This and Harvey made my company start paying double time for OT early this year so I'm kinda conflicted.
Post by: guinness77 on September 01, 2017, 10:08:03 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 03, 2017, 09:30:46 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/31/us/hurricane-irma-forecast-weather/index.html
Thanks, Global Warming/Trump
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2017, 12:14:38 PM
Thanks, Global Warming/Trump
Not gonna click it but I'm 99% sure this one will blame it on Clinton, safe spaces, and BLM.
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Post by: Fenwyr on September 04, 2017, 12:47:14 PM
Bottom line. Paths have it hitting southern florida. It could be above a cat 5, and its 10 times bigger than Andrew.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2017, 12:48:14 PM
Irma is rediculous.
Rilly?
Ha, just ball bustin.
Post by: Fenwyr on September 04, 2017, 12:51:53 PM
Rilly?No worries brutha. This excrement is sort of my hobby. No joke though, Irma is going to freak some excrement up.
Ha, just ball bustin.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2017, 12:53:09 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2017, 01:00:18 PM
That would be horrible anywhere it hit after those warm waters.
Post by: Fenwyr on September 04, 2017, 01:06:08 PM
Can't imagine that thing staying south and breaking loose in the Gulf of Mexico.Thats the worst case scenario. People are floating around cat 6 if she makes it to the gulf.
That would be horrible anywhere it hit after those warm waters.
Best case scenario is she hits florida and goes up the east coast. Major flooding of course, but not a nuclear bomb hitting Huston or New Orleans.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2017, 01:12:03 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on September 04, 2017, 01:48:28 PM
I didn't know there was such a thing as category 6. Is that sort of a guesstimate on what it would be if there were such a thing?Thank you for asking. There has never been anything bigger than a cat 5. Cat 6 doesn't technically exist, yet.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 04, 2017, 03:25:22 PM
Jim Cantore is already masturbating on a South Florida beach thinking about this storm.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 04, 2017, 03:30:09 PM
There's no such thing as a cat 6, why do these Dickhead weather people need to constantly make up bullshit?I figured you'd be happy it's hitting there now that you are back in the closet and no longer there.
Jim Cantore is already masturbating on a South Florida beach thinking about this storm.
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 05, 2017, 10:17:01 AM
Not gonna click it but I'm 99% sure this one will blame it on Clinton, safe spaces, and BLM.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170903/248178bb164f4bdc6c378e6bd85f6639.png)
I was a religious the Apocalypse is coming articles. No weather person involved from.wgat I can tell.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 05, 2017, 10:58:17 AM
Global warming's bullshit though folks. The President said so.
Post by: Johnny English on September 05, 2017, 11:04:44 AM
Irma is a Cat 5 and is still strengthening. This is going to be more catastrophic than Harvey just was.
Global warming's bullshit though folks. The President said so.
It's a Chinese hoax designed to hurt American business. In fact, it's probably China creating these hurricanes and sending them to attack the US.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 05, 2017, 11:12:19 AM
It's a Chinese hoax designed to hurt American business. In fact, it's probably China creating these hurricanes and sending them to attack the US.
That's definitely a more credible theory than "global warming" is.
Since hurricanes come from the coast of Africa, maybe it's Africa's fault, and it's revenge for slavery!
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2017, 12:00:40 PM
Speaking of winds, this thing won't stay a category 5 all the way to Florida. It'll drop to 4 (not that that makes it a lot better), and I believe Harvey was a 4 when it hit.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 05, 2017, 12:20:20 PM
I think Harvey will end up being worse because of its stationary track and biblical flooding. Irma will have worse winds, but higher wind speeds don't always equal a worse outcome. It's gonna be terrible, but I can't imagine anything equalling that flooding from Harvey.
Speaking of winds, this thing won't stay a category 5 all the way to Florida. It'll drop to 4 (not that that makes it a lot better), and I believe Harvey was a 4 when it hit.
Yeah, Harvey made landfall as a Cat 4. Harvey's biggest problem was the stalling it did once it made landfall. It just kept pulling moisture out of the Gulf and immediately dumping it on Texas.
This likely won't cause the devastation to American soil that Harvey did, but it's going to clobber the islands it hits first. That is, unless it takes the unlikely track, and makes a stark right turn before hitting Cuba and heads straight for Georgia/South Carolina. Because then it'll sit in warm water and gain power before making landfall in the US.
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2017, 12:27:13 PM
There's no such thing as a cat 6, why do these Dickhead weather people need to constantly make up bullshit?
Jim Cantore is already masturbating on a South Florida beach thinking about this storm.
You mean sonsoflibertymedia.com isn't a reliable source of meteorological information?
Post by: guinness77 on September 05, 2017, 07:18:53 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 06, 2017, 01:00:11 PM
What an awful year.
I'm no meteorologist, but I like to pay attention to weather events. Irma is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. The satellite and radio images are insane. Here's a full-disk image of Earth from last night. You can see Irma just as easily as Florida: https://twitter.com/VORTEXJeff/status/905251146620706816 (https://twitter.com/VORTEXJeff/status/905251146620706816)
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 06, 2017, 02:05:09 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 06, 2017, 02:40:52 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 06, 2017, 02:47:00 PM
Jose is looking like it will stay out in the ocean according my meterology co workers. Irma is supposedly making landfall in the Carolinas now.
Irma's nowhere near the Carolinas right now. It passed over the Leeward Islands and is on its way towards the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico. Most tracks show it in the Carolinas on Sunday, but that's dependent on whether it hits Cuba at all, and whether it smashes into Florida first.
Jose got itself together quickly and neared hurricane strength overnight last night. It's also in the same waters that made Irma what it became. The models currently show Jose moving either just north of, or through the Leeward Islands. Hopefully, Jose will take a much more northerly track than Irma.
Post by: Badger on September 06, 2017, 02:53:19 PM
Irma is currently pounding islands in the Carribean, and now Jose has formed behind it and Katia has formed off the coast of Mexico.That's a huge bitch.
What an awful year.
I'm no meteorologist, but I like to pay attention to weather events. Irma is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. The satellite and radio images are insane. Here's a full-disk image of Earth from last night. You can see Irma just as easily as Florida: https://twitter.com/VORTEXJeff/status/905251146620706816 (https://twitter.com/VORTEXJeff/status/905251146620706816)
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2017, 03:08:30 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 06, 2017, 03:43:49 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 06, 2017, 03:57:09 PM
Irma's nowhere near the Carolinas right now. It passed over the Leeward Islands and is on its way towards the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico. Most tracks show it in the Carolinas on Sunday, but that's dependent on whether it hits Cuba at all, and whether it smashes into Florida first.
Jose got itself together quickly and neared hurricane strength overnight last night. It's also in the same waters that made Irma what it became. The models currently show Jose moving either just north of, or through the Leeward Islands. Hopefully, Jose will take a much more northerly track than Irma.
Usually storms that track thru an exact area after a super storm do not become as powerful because the first storm churned everything up and it can't absorb as much energy. That's actually a meteorological tenet. But with the really warm waters who knows.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 06, 2017, 04:11:00 PM
Usually storms that track thru an exact area after a super storm do not become as powerful because the first storm churned everything up and it can't absorb as much energy. That's actually a meteorological tenet. But with the really warm waters who knows.
I'm quite sure that isn't true and you are a complete dumbass.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 06, 2017, 04:28:15 PM
Apparently it's hitting Trump's Caribbean estate on St Martin right now, and then stands a very good chance of making its way to Mar-A-Lago. I'm not a religious man, but if I were I might think that a message was being sent. If it does a job on Mar-A-Lago and then starts marching on NYC I'm going to church.
This is actually fueling the conspiracy theories of someone I know. They claim Russia has weather controlling machines and Putin is sending a message to Trump.
I've had a conspiracy theory or two in my lifetime, but saying weather machines are sending hurricanes is only slightly less ridiculous than saying god is sending them in response to the "gay epidemic."
I meant that's where it would actually hit land. Apparently it's curving off the coast of Florida and up the east coast. That was what it looked liked at noon. Idk what it looks like now.
Gotcha. The last "most reliable" track I viewed literally had the eye splitting Florida down the middle. But I have seen tracks that take it north to SC before US landfall.
Usually storms that track thru an exact area after a super storm do not become as powerful because the first storm churned everything up and it can't absorb as much energy. That's actually a meteorological tenet. But with the really warm waters who knows.
What I saw is that Jose is a potential Cat 3 by the time it might hit the Leeward Islands. Obviously, that's less powerful than Irma at the point of impact, but post-Irma it could be just as devastating.
Thinking about it, a nightmare scenario is Irma heading straight for Florida without touching Cuba, then Jose taking a track north of the Leeward Islands, and heading straight toward Florida. It could potentially be back-to-back Cat 4s hitting the panhandle.
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2017, 04:30:08 PM
Thinking about it, a nightmare scenario is Irma heading straight for Florida without touching Cuba, then Jose taking a track north of the Leeward Islands, and heading straight toward Florida. It could potentially be back-to-back Cat 4s hitting the panhandle.
On the plus side, it probably hurts the Dolphins' chances of getting a wildcard spot. Silver linings and all that.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 06, 2017, 04:55:50 PM
This is actually fueling the conspiracy theories of someone I know. They claim Russia has weather controlling machines and Putin is sending a message to Trump.
I've had a conspiracy theory or two in my lifetime, but saying weather machines are sending hurricanes is only slightly less ridiculous than saying god is sending them in response to the "gay epidemic."
Gotcha. The last "most reliable" track I viewed literally had the eye splitting Florida down the middle. But I have seen tracks that take it north to SC before US landfall.
What I saw is that Jose is a potential Cat 3 by the time it might hit the Leeward Islands. Obviously, that's less powerful than Irma at the point of impact, but post-Irma it could be just as devastating.
Thinking about it, a nightmare scenario is Irma heading straight for Florida without touching Cuba, then Jose taking a track north of the Leeward Islands, and heading straight toward Florida. It could potentially be back-to-back Cat 4s hitting the panhandle.
You need some new friends. Haha.
Jose is predicted to curve out harmlessly to sea.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 06, 2017, 05:30:47 PM
You need some new friends. Haha.
Jose is predicted to curve out harmlessly to sea.
Yeah, this person has been adamant for years that Russia and the US have weather machines. Actually, the claim is that there are 7 of them in the world. I have no idea who supposedly has the other 5.
I haven't looked so I haven't seen anything about Jose since this morning. That's a good update.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 06, 2017, 05:31:49 PM
I'm quite sure that isn't true and you are a complete dumbass.
It is true dumbass.
Post by: Tommy on September 06, 2017, 08:18:14 PM
Post by: Badger on September 06, 2017, 09:38:42 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 06, 2017, 10:21:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798HpjwrFqY
Post by: Miamipuck on September 06, 2017, 10:31:06 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 06, 2017, 11:07:49 PM
This is crazy, watch the end, wow. This was Irma in Antigua or Barbuda......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798HpjwrFqY
That is terrifying.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 06, 2017, 11:21:19 PM
That is terrifying.
If that doesn't put the fear of god in you, nothing will.
Post by: JFIF on September 07, 2017, 12:57:24 AM
That is terrifying.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/craigsilverman/a-fake-video-of-hurricane-irma-has-been-viewed-more-than-18
Post by: Heismanberg on September 07, 2017, 12:58:44 AM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/craigsilverman/a-fake-video-of-hurricane-irma-has-been-viewed-more-than-18
Still terrifying.
Post by: JFIF on September 07, 2017, 04:55:57 AM
Post by: guinness77 on September 07, 2017, 06:49:02 AM
I'm definitely probably going to be murdered by this stormGet the freak out of there. Seriously.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 07, 2017, 07:40:29 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 07, 2017, 07:53:42 AM
This is crazy, watch the end, wow. This was Irma in Antigua or Barbuda......That either looked like they were initially in the eye and the eye wall came around or a tornado or something. Dumbasses driving in it. It went from just windy to "gaddamn" in about 2 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798HpjwrFqY
Post by: bojanglesman on September 07, 2017, 08:51:15 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/07/richard-bransons-luxury-necker-island-home-completely-destroyed-by-hurricane-irma-6909022/
I'll give the guy credit, he seems upbeat about pretty much anything. Having more money than God will do that to you.
"My multi-zillion dollar personal island just got obliterated. Think I have some wine out there still, let's party!"
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 07, 2017, 10:09:04 AM
Awful.
Post by: Tommy on September 07, 2017, 09:44:00 PM
Post by: Johnny English on September 07, 2017, 11:45:58 PM
I didn't even know Barbuda existed until this happened. Now it no longer exists. Funny.
Well..... not really funny.
Post by: Tommy on September 07, 2017, 11:53:23 PM
Well..... not really funny.
Yeah, you're right. Tasteless comment.
Post by: guinness77 on September 08, 2017, 06:57:50 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2017, 08:32:21 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 08, 2017, 08:36:21 AM
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2017, 08:55:43 AM
I'm definitely probably going to be murdered by this storm
You didn't evacuate?
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2017, 08:57:47 AM
It sucks a big one for all those people but the one that got missed has a ton more people, right?
Yeah Antigua is way bigger, and I think it's also much more modern.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2017, 10:50:14 AM
This thing may churn back up to category 5 before hitting S. Florida. Not that there is a huge difference in 150 and 160 mph winds. Awful either way. And if the NE side of the eye wall hits Miami, you add in the forward speed of the storm to the wind speed. This storm will freak Miami worse than Tanny.
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 08, 2017, 10:51:59 AM
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2017, 10:54:41 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 08, 2017, 11:44:13 AM
This storm is bigger than Andrew. Check out the image in this tweet showing the actual size comparison. It's unreal. https://twitter.com/Coeurdelion87/status/905895937888976897 (https://twitter.com/Coeurdelion87/status/905895937888976897)
(https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/905838909816492032/photo/1)
Post by: sg3 on September 08, 2017, 01:11:40 PM
Except, of course, Mar a lago and Trump National Doral which are both completely destroyed and flooded for the remainder of this century
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Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2017, 06:39:29 PM
This thing is utterly awful. Miami is in trouble.
This storm is bigger than Andrew. Check out the image in this tweet showing the actual size comparison. It's unreal. https://twitter.com/Coeurdelion87/status/905895937888976897 (https://twitter.com/Coeurdelion87/status/905895937888976897)
(https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/905838909816492032/photo/1)
Likely going to continue to shift west and end up in the Gulf of Mexico.
Post by: Hemi on September 08, 2017, 09:05:20 PM
Likely going to continue to shift west and end up in the Gulf of Mexico.
So you know where a 400 mile wide storm is going to go?
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2017, 10:16:06 PM
I said what I needed to say to my friends and family there. I said ok thanks and won't send that annoying piece of excrement chain nonsense to anyone. I hate Facebook.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2017, 10:27:26 PM
What is it with natural disasters that they bring people together and also bring out dumb crazy god squaders? If he's such a god is great guy he should stfu and go to Houston and help people............ nah he would rather pontificate how people are sinners and god is punishing them. Man I hate those people..............
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2017, 10:39:30 PM
So you know where a 400 mile wide storm is going to go?
Yes.
Post by: Fenwyr on September 08, 2017, 11:23:38 PM
This thing is utterly awful. Miami is in trouble.The sheer size of the storm is problematic to say the least, but Andrew had serious velocity moving west. Irma is a slow churner at the moment. That means less structural damage, but immense flooding.
This storm is bigger than Andrew. Check out the image in this tweet showing the actual size comparison. It's unreal. https://twitter.com/Coeurdelion87/status/905895937888976897 (https://twitter.com/Coeurdelion87/status/905895937888976897)
(https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/905838909816492032/photo/1)
Post by: Fenwyr on September 08, 2017, 11:51:54 PM
Likely going to continue to shift west and end up in the Gulf of Mexico.This would be the absolute worst case scenario. If this thing gets into the gulf, it could get back to 185 mph or more. Then you would be looking at another, bigger, stronger, Katrina.
Post by: Jumbo on September 09, 2017, 03:21:42 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2017, 03:26:21 PM
Try uploading that video to Instagram from a destroyed iPhone, you fuckn moron.
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2017, 12:30:21 AM
This article is long as freak but it was a really good read about wildfires and climate change.
https://theintercept.com/2017/09/09/in-a-summer-of-wildfires-and-hurricanes-my-son-asks-why-is-everything-going-wrong/
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 10, 2017, 07:37:39 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2017, 08:00:55 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2017, 08:01:17 AM
If the track im looking at here at work stays correct the entire Western coast of Florida is fucked.
Yep, they get the eastern eyewall which is the worst part. The only thing that was even slightly good is that going over the edge of Cuba weakened it a little. Then again, since it will stay over water longer now, it's going to still be a strong hurricane all the way up the west coast of Florida because it won't hit land sooner. Last I looked, it's still going to be a category 1 when it gets to Georgia. Having been through a category 1 a few times, even it isn't anything to be messed with. I've never been in anything close to a major one like this though.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2017, 08:02:41 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2017, 08:04:42 AM
It's been strengthening since it stopped interacting with Cuba. The water it's over now is warmer than a kiddie pool filled with pee.
True, but the Hurricane expert types are saying that there is an area (trough?) to the west with wind shear that will be chipping away at the storm, so it will probably start to weaken slowly from here out despite the warm waters.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2017, 08:42:46 AM
True, but the Hurricane expert types are saying that there is an area (trough?) to the west with wind shear that will be chipping away at the storm, so it will probably start to weaken slowly from here out despite the warm waters.
Great, that's the first shear this storm has encountered since it came off of Africa.
Post by: Fenwyr on September 10, 2017, 12:42:16 PM
True, but the Hurricane expert types are saying that there is an area (trough?) to the west with wind shear that will be chipping away at the storm, so it will probably start to weaken slowly from here out despite the warm waters.Thats whats causing the northern turn in the first place. It already skull fucked the keys and will hit the west coast of florida as a cat 4.
Cat hardly matters at this point. Its only moving 6mph. Any storm that completely covers cuba and disneyworld, at the same time, is insane.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2017, 08:03:16 PM
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2017, 10:02:44 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 10, 2017, 10:05:59 PM
I was just told this storm is now a cat 2?
I don't know?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 11, 2017, 07:09:13 AM
I was just told this storm is now a cat 2?
Category 1
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 11, 2017, 08:23:52 AM
Hurricane Jose next. Please wake me when this hurricane season is over.
Unless it changes massively Jose is going to loop around in the Atlantic and maybe create some storms on the east coast but it shouldn't hit anything badly.
Post by: Tommy on September 11, 2017, 10:03:21 AM
Post by: guinness77 on September 11, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
Unless it changes massively Jose is going to loop around in the Atlantic and maybe create some storms on the east coast but it shouldn't hit anything badly.I saw most models have it ots, but a few brush close to Montauk/Cape Cod and one even brushes the OBX. You never know with these tropical systems, I still get the shudders from Sandy.
Post by: Tommy on September 11, 2017, 10:18:05 AM
I saw most models have it ots, but a few brush close to Montauk/Cape Cod and one even brushes the OBX. You never know with these tropical systems, I still get the shudders from Sandy.
Yeah I brushed Sandy off and my apartment was nearly underwater and my building didn't have heat or electricity for 6 weeks.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 11, 2017, 12:09:40 PM
Has anyone seen what the damage to Florida has been? I haven't had the chance to really look yet.
Post by: insanity on September 11, 2017, 12:33:14 PM
Please wake me when this hurricane season is over.
(http://imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net//uri/mgid:file:http:shared:s3.amazonaws.com/articles.newnownext.com-production/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hurricane-season-1450969658.gif)
Post by: Tommy on September 11, 2017, 06:38:30 PM
Has anyone seen what the damage to Florida has been? I haven't had the chance to really look yet.
To be honest it wasn't at all as devastating as the media is making it out to be. Sure, there was some damage, but it was a hurricane. Nothing shocking about what happened.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2017, 07:23:16 PM
Post by: guinness77 on September 11, 2017, 09:19:11 PM
All the people I am speaking with are saying it's pretty bad down there. No power, curfews, lots of damage and crap.The lower SW coast was taking gusts over 140mph and the Miami/FT. Lauderdale area was getting continual 100mph winds. Flood surge in Jacksonville and Savannah reached record height nowhere near Irma's eye. Orlando took near 100mph winds. The media goes on about how "Florida dodged a bullet."
Was it as catastrophic as forecasted? No. The interaction with Cuba's mountainous north coast helped immensely and the the more inland track saved Tampa/St. Pete from storm surge. Did Florida dodge a bullet though? No, not really. That Naples/Marco Island area is fucked and god knows what happened in the Keys.
Post by: guinness77 on September 11, 2017, 09:48:04 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2017, 11:14:57 PM
The lower SW coast was taking gusts over 140mph and the Miami/FT. Lauderdale area was getting continual 100mph winds. Flood surge in Jacksonville and Savannah reached record height nowhere near Irma's eye. Orlando took near 100mph winds. The media goes on about how "Florida dodged a bullet."
Was it as catastrophic as forecasted? No. The interaction with Cuba's mountainous north coast helped immensely and the the more inland track saved Tampa/St. Pete from storm surge. Did Florida dodge a bullet though? No, not really. That Naples/Marco Island area is fucked and god knows what happened in the Keys.
No weather fluffer lost their life in the production of As the Irma Churns, it was a glorious day. Jim Cantore lives everyone is blessed.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2017, 11:18:09 PM
They're showing videos Mike Theiss from the Weather Channel took (he was in the Keys) and all I have to say is holy excrement.
The weather people have become annoying twats. The Keys were fucked up, my parents have a place there and I have heard from several friends that live there. It's not good.
Post by: Fenwyr on September 12, 2017, 01:28:36 AM
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2017, 09:15:40 AM
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2017, 11:35:11 AM
https://boingboing.net/2017/09/11/what-a-fake-asl-interpreter-re.htmlNeed be bear monster
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 16, 2017, 06:32:06 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2017, 06:36:04 PM
Did we ever find out if Philly stax was okay?He was arrested looting blue jellycocks.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 18, 2017, 06:36:58 AM
Sign Language Interpreter Warned of ‘Pizza’ and ‘Bear Monster’ at Irma Briefing
Post by: guinness77 on September 18, 2017, 10:35:30 PM
We were brutally hit."
From the PM of Dominica who's roof was lifted off and house flooded. Their hospital too.
This is really fucked up.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2017, 09:40:44 PM
This weather rules.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 09, 2017, 10:00:52 PM
My first real snow in over 23 years, I am so hard, I am jacking off in the middle of the complex where I live. I freaking love this weather. I am absolutely happy I moved back from South Florida hell!Not paying your bail.
This weather rules.
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2017, 11:25:39 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 10, 2017, 01:48:57 AM
Not paying your bail.
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No worries SixFeetDope has it covered.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 10, 2017, 04:58:39 AM
Like clockwork, puck crying about the cold when it’s not even that bad. Suck it up pansy, you’re not in South Florida anymoreSad!
Post by: Miamipuck on December 10, 2017, 10:21:13 AM
Sad!
Very
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2018, 08:35:48 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2018, 08:37:01 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2018, 09:33:56 AM
Of course, the minute anything beyond a light frost happens here all the schools shut down and the end of the world is predicted. I'll still have to come in to work and watch as everyone cancels all their appointments and I have nothing to do. One crusty old dude always shows up despite it all so I can't go home early.
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2018, 10:09:36 AM
Inb4 puck cries and then acts like he’s too tough to let the weather get to him but we all really know how deeply it affects him.Puck lives here now so I'm sure he'll pop in and talk about doing snow angels in his skiives or whatever the word is he uses.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 03, 2018, 11:32:07 AM
Puck lives here now so I'm sure he'll pop in and talk about doing gay sex in his skiives or whatever the word is he uses.
Updated with the words he would use.
As for the snowfall, I'm seeing anywhere from 2 to 6 inches in NYC. The bad part of it is going to be the wind and arctic cold. It's going to make travel ugly. If you're out in Suffolk County, it's going to be a complete shitshow.
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2018, 11:58:02 AM
What are yall supposed to get tomorrow? The reports are all over the place here but it’s going to be ugly.
Have you guys got a bunch of snow on the ground already?
Post by: Fenwyr on January 03, 2018, 12:47:30 PM
*ducks*
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2018, 01:07:35 PM
Have you guys got a bunch of snow on the ground already?
A couple light storms last week that weren’t a big deal, but it’s been zero degrees here so it hasn’t melted at all. Roads are fine but there’s ice and snow everywhere else.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:09:13 PM
Currently 65 and blue skies here.
*ducks*
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It's in the 20's, my window is wide open with a fan in it. Beat that you whiny faggots.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:13:01 PM
Stay safe guys and go freak yourselves.
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2018, 01:16:43 PM
Serious: I know we bust each others balls but tomorrow is going to suck, I have to drive my friend that just got a bone marrow transplant (he has leukemia) into Sloan-Kettering. He needs a blood transfusion and a bunch of other stuff so it can't be canceled.
Stay safe guys and go freak yourselves.
Good luck to your friend.
You, on the other hand, are a pansy.
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2018, 01:20:04 PM
A couple light storms last week that weren’t a big deal, but it’s been zero degrees here so it hasn’t melted at all. Roads are fine but there’s ice and snow everywhere else.
At least tomorrow isn't building on a big base then. We've got about a foot on the ground but it doesn't look like we're getting your storm. In fact, we're going to be getting above freezing on Sunday/Monday if the forecast is to be believed.
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2018, 01:23:36 PM
Only thing better would be a win-and-in night Jets game with Brad Smith running for long TDs.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:23:51 PM
Good luck to your friend.
You, on the other hand, are a pansy.
I am now naked in the window sunning myself in 20 degree weather beat that bitch.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:25:20 PM
At least tomorrow isn't building on a big base then. We've got about a foot on the ground but it doesn't look like we're getting your storm. In fact, we're going to be getting above freezing on Sunday/Monday if the forecast is to be believed.
It's going to thaw for a few days at the beginning of the week.
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2018, 01:29:29 PM
I am now naked in the window sunning myself in 20 degree weather beat that bitch.
the layer of hair that covers your body means you're not really naked, Chewbacca.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:34:00 PM
the layer of hair that covers your body means you're not really naked, Chewbacca.
Can't argue with that.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2018, 01:38:33 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2018, 01:41:42 PM
I'm gonna have sex with the snow.
Tommy?
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2018, 01:42:40 PM
Tommy?
The snow melted before he could get it up.
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2018, 01:44:26 PM
The snow melted before he could get it up.
oh....real snow.
I thought it was a metaphor for cocaine.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:52:54 PM
oh....real snow.
I thought it was a metaphor for cocaine.
If it's bad coke add JFIF into the mix.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2018, 02:52:07 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 03, 2018, 03:09:10 PM
Serious: I know we bust each others balls but tomorrow is going to suck, I have to drive my friend that just got a bone marrow transplant (he has leukemia) into Sloan-Kettering. He needs a blood transfusion and a bunch of other stuff so it can't be canceled.
Stay safe guys and go freak yourselves.
All jokes aside, be careful and safe travels, and best wishes to your friend.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2018, 12:10:31 AM
Good luck puck, safe travels brother.
All jokes aside, be careful and safe travels, and best wishes to your friend.
Thank you guys! Stay safe as well and warm.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2018, 07:36:10 AM
The roads are brutal, absolutely brutal, stay home guys, it's very dangerous. There were at least 3 cars that totally spun out right in front of us. Thankfully, it wasn't as bad going east as it was going west.
Post by: guinness77 on January 04, 2018, 08:08:27 AM
That was a total excrement show. We started at 545 and got to the Nassau/Suffolk border at 7, he called it, said it's not worth killing ourselves, hopefully he can his treatments tomorrow.Sorry to hear your buddy couldn't make it in. Still can't believe he's going through all that.
The roads are brutal, absolutely brutal, stay home guys, it's very dangerous. There were at least 3 cars that totally spun out right in front of us. Thankfully, it wasn't as bad going east as it was going west.
I'm still on the fence about going in. I have a ride to and from the station, the question is whether or not it's worth burning a day and whether or not they'll shut the trains down.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2018, 08:13:06 AM
Quote
US winter storm latest:
- Thirteen states from South Carolina to Maine are under a winter storm warning
- Forecasters say Northeast states will see hurricane-force winds
- By the end of this week, parts of the Northeast will be colder than Mars
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2018, 08:13:53 AM
Sorry to hear your buddy couldn't make it in. Still can't believe he's going through all that.
I'm still on the fence about going in. I have a ride to and from the station, the question is whether or not it's worth burning a day and whether or not they'll shut the trains down.
Stay home bro, the roads are that bad.
Edit: Thank you
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 04, 2018, 09:23:39 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2018, 09:26:16 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2018, 09:34:56 AM
I'm an idiot. I made my way in. I'm leaving early though. This idea that New Yorkers are tough and can get through anything is stupid. It's dangerous outside, and I have to make my way home later. The worst is, I could easily work from home and do all of my job, but my company has a strict no-remote-work policy (though once a month I have to log in at night to close the accounting books and no one has a problem with that). So instead, I'm sitting here posting on JO.
I had to drive in this morning. Once I got off the local streets, it wasn't that bad. Main roads were at least scraped. Still snowing here, probably will end up with about 8 inches or so. Oddly enough most of the vehicles in ditches were big Bubba trucks. I guess they were trying to be Billy Badass and slid off the road. I waved at them as I puttered past them in my gay-derriere Prius.
Get home safe the roads suck, I need people to make fun of and you two assholes are part and parcel to that. So stay safe and freak off.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 04, 2018, 09:44:09 AM
Get home safe the roads suck, I need people to make fun of and you two assholes are part and parcel to that. So stay safe and freak off.
Today's my 20th anniversary, but now I have a real reason to live! I'll do my best!
Post by: guinness77 on January 04, 2018, 10:01:31 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 04, 2018, 10:34:13 AM
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2018, 11:20:07 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2018, 11:35:23 AM
Sitting at home enjoying my paid snow day. Organized labor is awesome.This is because you love freeloading and libtards and killing babies and rape, amd hate freedom and guns and God and Trump.
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2018, 11:36:35 AM
This is because you love freeloading and libtards and killing babies and rape, amd hate freedom and guns and God and Trump.
You forgot white genocide
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 04, 2018, 11:57:06 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2018, 12:30:27 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 04, 2018, 01:00:30 PM
As soon as I got the email I took my lunch.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2018, 02:04:30 PM
Post by: guinness77 on January 04, 2018, 08:09:35 PM
Got home...had to shovel 2 feet of snow. I'm freaking done.
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2018, 09:00:28 PM
https://nwschat.weather.gov/p.php?pid=201801051420-KOKX-NOUS41-PNSOKX
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2018, 07:08:06 AM
Post by: guinness77 on January 11, 2018, 07:15:49 AM
After the bomb cyclone or whatever the freak it was, tomorrow it will be 56 degrees and rain for 1.5 days straight. Flood warning issued for the entire state.Then it's gonna be in the 20s again and then it's supposed to snow again on Tuesday. Awesome.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 11, 2018, 10:31:12 AM
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 20, 2018, 03:25:15 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 20, 2018, 04:11:08 PM
Started as freezing rain.
I call shenanigans on this. Freezing rain =/= a bit chilly and raining. Freezing rain forms ice on contact because sustained low temperatures reduce the surfaces on which the rain is landing to below freezing, and it's absolutely freaking hideous.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2018, 05:41:22 PM
I call shenanigans on this. Freezing rain =/= a bit chilly and raining. Freezing rain forms ice on contact because sustained low temperatures reduce the surfaces on which the rain is landing to below freezing, and it's absolutely freaking hideous.
Yeah but can you tell me the difference between sleet and freezing rain?
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2018, 05:46:09 PM
Yeah but can you tell me the difference between sleet and freezing rain?Sleet has a higher QBR.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 20, 2018, 06:03:25 PM
I call shenanigans on this. Freezing rain =/= a bit chilly and raining. Freezing rain forms ice on contact because sustained low temperatures reduce the surfaces on which the rain is landing to below freezing, and it's absolutely freaking hideous.Perhaps it was sleet or hail? Whatever it was was bouncing when it hit. When systems come from the west over the mountain, normal rules don't necessarily apply.
Kind of wish it was a snow storm. Would have got me out of seeing Katy Perry tonight. Unless there are nonstop shots of her boobs on the big screens... Wait, I'm good.
Post by: Johnny English on January 20, 2018, 07:34:31 PM
Perhaps it was sleet or hail? Whatever it was was bouncing when it hit. When systems come from the west over the mountain, normal rules don't necessarily apply.
Kind of wish it was a snow storm. Would have got me out of seeing Katy Perry tonight. Unless there are nonstop shots of her boobs on the big screens... Wait, I'm good.
Sounds very much like hail, which is little (or occasionally massive) pieces of ice pretending to be rain. Hail is excrement.
Sleet is a mix between snow and rain, when the temperature is just a little too warm for snow so it comes down like soggy little poopchute bits of snow. Sleet is also excrement.
Boobs, though. Boobs are good. Especially Perry boobs.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 21, 2018, 11:49:49 AM
Sounds very much like hail, which is little (or occasionally massive) pieces of ice pretending to be rain. Hail is excrement.Really didn't get much boobs, and I don't care how much excrement I get for it, but her concert was amazing.
Sleet is a mix between snow and rain, when the temperature is just a little too warm for snow so it comes down like soggy little poopchute bits of snow. Sleet is also excrement.
Boobs, though. Boobs are good. Especially Perry boobs.
Free VIP is free VIP. It was like a Cirque show, her voice is amazing, and left shark was there. She did a make a wish thing for a little girl. Played for like 3 hours. Still don't love her music, but she made a new fan.
Post by: MBGreen on January 21, 2018, 11:58:17 AM
Really didn't get much boobs, and I don't care how much excrement I get for it, but her concert was amazing.I stopped reading after "didn't get much boobs".
Free VIP is free VIP. It was like a Cirque show, her voice is amazing, and left shark was there. She did a make a wish thing for a little girl. Played for like 3 hours. Still don't love her music, but she made a new fan.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2018, 12:21:00 PM
I stopped reading after "didn't get much boobs".
I was going to ask you what he said because I stopped at the same place.
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2018, 02:46:49 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on January 21, 2018, 11:29:18 PM
Did the VIP deal include free food?No, just gets you up to club Hyde. Most of our drinks were free though.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 21, 2018, 11:32:22 PM
I stopped reading after "didn't get much boobs".The downstairs was about 50% nine year old girls, so I can understand.
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2018, 09:28:29 PM
No, just gets you up to club Hyde. Most of our drinks were free though.
I'll allow it.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 23, 2018, 03:34:08 AM
I'll allow it.Bon Jovi, U2, Journey and Def Leppard coming in the next few months. I'll have to take a bullet with Pink in there, but not complaining. Hope this guy keeps his job.
Might get to watch some Golden Knights playoff games too.
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2018, 11:33:49 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 01, 2018, 11:52:00 AM
Hey Puck, want to go golfing on Friday?
Muahaha
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2018, 08:18:38 AM
MuahahaI'm on hole 3 and it's sleeting sideways.
Post by: guinness77 on March 02, 2018, 08:51:27 AM
I'm on hole 3 and it's sleeting sideways.Are you in your skiives?
Post by: Badger on April 01, 2018, 09:50:08 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2018, 10:10:32 PM
wtf
Bitch bitch bitch and bitch some more, freaking whiner. I am going to the beach tomorrow.
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2018, 07:00:53 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2018, 10:16:53 AM
Bitch bitch bitch and bitch some more, freaking whiner. I am going to the beach tomorrow.
Seriously, Puck. Take your derriere back to Florida. This excrement only started when you came up here.
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2018, 11:35:08 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2018, 11:41:08 AM
Lol...i hope generations of the Puck family stay in NY forever.
I hope generations of John Gibbons' family manage the Blue Jays forever.
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2018, 11:47:17 AM
I hope generations of John Gibbons' family manage the Blue Jays forever.I hope Aaron Boone always trusts his binder
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2018, 11:49:57 AM
I hope Aaron Boone always trusts his binder
One of us benefits far better than the other if both wishes come true.
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2018, 11:51:26 AM
One of us benefits far better than the other if both wishes come true.The hex is on Alio....enjoy the season
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 02, 2018, 11:53:12 AM
The hex is on Alio....enjoy the season
Okay. I will. See you in Oct...oh...September.
Post by: guinness77 on April 02, 2018, 02:59:36 PM
This is all I see right now.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 02, 2018, 10:02:17 PM
wtf
Puck keeps a bag of snomelt in his vagina at all times. A steady sprinkle falls out of his skivvies to blaze a path through the snow.
Seriously, Puck. Take your derriere back to Florida. This excrement only started when you came up here.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/280828211243a55a7172e61f4e8a16b6/tumblr_inline_n6o4x6seV71rcqit6.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2018, 03:25:53 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 03, 2018, 04:43:38 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 04, 2018, 11:22:40 AM
Snow >>> 34 degree rain
Veto.
You don't have to shovel 34-degree rain.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 04, 2018, 11:53:48 AM
Veto.
You don't have to shovel 34-degree rain.
My rule is that if I have to shovel, I’m working from home. Can’t risk hazardous travel conditions.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 04, 2018, 12:17:40 PM
My rule is that if I have to shovel, I’m working from home. Can’t risk hazardous travel conditions.
Well, I'm not allowed to work from home, so when it snows, I have to trek to work anyway.
Regardless, there are few things I like doing less than shoveling snow.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 04, 2018, 12:21:15 PM
we're in the middle of a minor cold snap, and it's supposed to be like this until the end of April. Guess I'm not golfing until the middle of May.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/280828211243a55a7172e61f4e8a16b6/tumblr_inline_n6o4x6seV71rcqit6.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 06, 2018, 11:02:56 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 06, 2018, 11:05:56 AM
Post by: Johnny English on April 06, 2018, 11:10:26 AM
It’s snowing again
Same here. Not settling though.
Bored of snow now. Time for some sun and warmth please.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 09, 2018, 12:34:03 PM
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2018, 07:54:58 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2018, 08:22:05 AM
The constant bitching is over until it starts to rain a little. Time to start making guesses for when Tit Monday will be.
made it accurate for this forum
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2018, 09:25:27 AM
The constant bitching will never stop as long as I'm here, bitching.
True
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2018, 09:33:11 AM
Hello all, I am Badger, I am the one that started this thread as a means to constantly bitch to no end about the weather. Bitching is all I do at this point becuase I am just a big derriere bitch.
So so true.
Post by: Badger on May 02, 2018, 08:21:07 AM
Winter is over. Time to start making guesses for when Tit Monday will be.It's today, boys.
Post by: MBGreen on May 02, 2018, 08:35:09 AM
It's today, boys.It's tit week in Florida
Post by: Johnny English on May 02, 2018, 09:07:29 AM
It's today, boys.
It was yesterday in Toronto. 24C in the day, much chillier in the evening. funbags everywhere.
Post by: guinness77 on May 02, 2018, 09:17:00 AM
Only problem is I have to go to sleep in like 15 minutes.
Post by: Koz on May 02, 2018, 09:42:33 AM
Post by: Badger on May 02, 2018, 09:47:10 AM
Today, the "whore" switch will be placed into the "on" position in NYC. Anyone who lives or works in the area can attest.
I'm working in Jamaica Queens for a couple months, I'm fully prepared to see someone trying to wear a headband as a top today.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 02, 2018, 10:03:35 AM
Post by: Koz on May 02, 2018, 10:13:33 AM
I'm working in Jamaica Queens for a couple months, I'm fully prepared to see someone trying to wear a headband as a top today.Gunts Galore in Jamaica.
Post by: Koz on May 02, 2018, 10:14:27 AM
Pics or don't care."Excuse me Miss, while I covertly take a photo of you, without your consent, so that a middle-aged dude from the interwebz can validate that I saw you."
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 02, 2018, 10:22:27 AM
"Excuse me Miss, while I covertly take a photo of you, without your consent, so that a middle-aged dude from the interwebz can validate that I saw you."
Can you get her to post here
Post by: bojanglesman on May 02, 2018, 10:31:28 AM
"Excuse me Miss, while I covertly take a photo of you, without your consent, so that a middle-aged dude from the interwebz can validate that I saw you."
Yeah, do that.
Post by: MBGreen on May 02, 2018, 10:34:45 AM
Post by: Koz on May 02, 2018, 12:03:12 PM
Milf funbags galore at Disney's Animal Kingdom.Have you motorboated any of them yet?
Post by: Miamipuck on May 02, 2018, 03:38:06 PM
Milf funbags galore at Disney's Animal Kingdom.
Pics or it didn't happen.... And before you hoo-ha out, it's perfectly acceptable to take photos there so suck it up and do it.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 02, 2018, 03:38:59 PM
Have you motorboated any of them yet?
He can motorboat his own.
Post by: Badger on May 02, 2018, 04:11:15 PM
I'm fully prepared to see someone trying to wear a headband as a top today.
Mission accomplished, she was hot too.
Post by: MBGreen on May 02, 2018, 04:41:48 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.... And before you hoo-ha out, it's perfectly acceptable to take photos there so suck it up and do it.It happened.
But since i dont mind you clowns, ill take pics at blizzard beach tomorrow.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 02, 2018, 07:30:32 PM
Post by: MBGreen on May 02, 2018, 08:29:00 PM
Def didn’t happen.You missed out
Post by: Koz on May 03, 2018, 06:38:23 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 03, 2018, 01:15:11 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 03, 2018, 01:15:40 PM
#Fraud
Post by: Koz on May 03, 2018, 01:15:55 PM
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2018, 01:17:50 PM
MB is in Mickey-Jail.
Probably because he hasn't put on pants since last Thursday.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 03, 2018, 01:40:50 PM
Probably because he hasn't put on pants since last Thursday.
I doubt he's the only one in Florida exposing themselves illegally.
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2018, 01:59:27 PM
I doubt he's the only one in Florida exposing themselves illegally.
That reminds me of a post I meant to make... look out for the Florida thread
Post by: MBGreen on May 03, 2018, 02:16:43 PM
And MBGreen still has yet to post one titpicThe sheriff on duty keeps staring at me....one of you fuckers is a security breach
#Fraud
Post by: guinness77 on May 16, 2018, 06:59:50 PM
Video from the storm in Saugerties yesterday. Looks more like a wind burst than a tornado.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4hgdgGGQWFE
Hail from the same storm. Sick videos.
Post by: Badger on May 17, 2018, 03:10:12 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 02, 2018, 08:30:36 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 02, 2018, 09:48:18 PM
So freaking hot today my windshield cracked sitting in the parking lot at work.Nah it was spicy pizza lady's shoe when you were banging her in the car.
Post by: Badger on July 05, 2018, 01:54:43 PM
So freaking hot today my windshield cracked sitting in the parking lot at work.Your car is a hoo-ha, Puck once drove his Miata across the Sahara and it didn't even get a scratch.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 05, 2018, 02:27:52 PM
Your car is a hoo-ha, Puck once drove his Miata across the Sahara and it didn't even get a scratch.
Lol.
I heard the car broke down and he had to carry it on his shoulders for the last 100 miles of desert. He would have made it sooner, but he had to stop and perform surgery on his own knee atop a sand dune with an ancient piece of flint he found in the Valley of the Kings. He duct taped it up afterwards and strode on like a boss.
Post by: Badger on July 10, 2018, 09:08:43 PM
Lol.
I heard the car broke down and he had to carry it on his shoulders for the last 100 miles of desert. He would have made it sooner, but he had to stop and perform surgery on his own knee atop a sand dune with an ancient piece of flint he found in the Valley of the Kings. He duct taped it up afterwards and strode on like a boss.
Are you sure that wasn't GreenHornet?
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2018, 07:50:06 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 08, 2018, 08:08:31 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 08, 2018, 08:13:50 AM
Looks like I should start paying attention to this hurricane. Gonna fire up the old generator and hope it still works.
It's looking kinda scary for the coast.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2018, 08:46:15 AM
It's looking kinda scary for the coast.I've never been through more than a category 1, and even that was no fun. Any more than that and I'm gonna GTFO.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2018, 08:55:07 AM
I've never been through more than a category 1, and even that was no fun. Any more than that and I'm gonna GTFO.
How far inland are you?
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2018, 11:55:03 AM
How far inland are you?
Roughly 40 miles
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2018, 12:48:37 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 08, 2018, 01:09:00 PM
Hopefully the track takes it to SC or GA. Looks that way, but you never know.
Hopefully the track takes it back into the ocean and it doesn’t hit anyone.
If it heads for SC, my mom will probably come here which will be annoying as hell.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2018, 01:34:29 PM
Hopefully the track takes it back into the ocean and it doesn’t hit anyone.I think hope is lost on it going back out to sea. It's a matter where it hits.
If it heads for SC, my mom will probably come here which will be annoying as hell.
Post by: Pope on September 08, 2018, 02:08:02 PM
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2018, 06:32:57 PM
Have Johnny English house sit for youHe doesn't have the mass to withstand that kind of wind speed.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2018, 06:34:35 PM
He doesn't have the mass to withstand that kind of wind speed.JE may be trying to set the wind-assisted marathon world record.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2018, 08:46:47 PM
Roughly 40 miles
That's definitely not far enough inland to be safe from the winds, but you are probably safe from the storm surge unless you're near a river.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 09, 2018, 10:07:54 AM
That's definitely not far enough inland to be safe from the winds, but you are probably safe from the storm surge unless you're near a river.Yeah. Not worried about flooding beyond typical yard ponding. I'm too high up for that even though near rivers.
If I have to leave, my parents live in eastern NC, so going there won't do much good. My wife's parents live 15 minutes from us so that obviously won't do any good either.
Hopefully it will be far enough away from us to where I can ride it out safely or not have to worry about it altogether. If it's looking like it's going to hit close to us I guess I'll just have to pack the cat and dog and family in a car and drive somewhere. I'm not going to play around with any major hurricanes. If it looks like we're getting anything near direct hit I'm getting the hell out of here.
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2018, 07:45:01 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 01:35:51 PM
Charleston has a mandatory evacuation scheduled starting tomorrow.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 02:03:48 PM
This looks really bad for the southeast coast.The whole SC coast has been ordered to evacuate. They are reversing lanes of I-26 and US 501 so all traffic is able to GTFO.
Charleston has a mandatory evacuation scheduled starting tomorrow.
Southern Outer Banks evacuating also. Northern Outer Banks tomorrow.
I'm a little west of Virginia Beach. I think we will avoid the bad part of the winds ( I think), but I'm more worried about the amount of rain we may get. Already saturated here. We are likely to have lots and lots of trees falling everywhere with any decent winds. If things stay as they are for the next 24 hours, I'll stay here.
Wilmington is going to get freaking wrecked. Hurricanes are not a new thing around here, but nothing like this.
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 02:32:58 PM
The whole SC coast has been ordered to evacuate. They are reversing lanes of I-26 and US 501 so all traffic is able to GTFO.
Southern Outer Banks evacuating also. Northern Outer Banks tomorrow.
I'm a little west of Virginia Beach. I think we will avoid the bad part of the winds ( I think), but I'm more worried about the amount of rain we may get. Already saturated here. We are likely to have lots and lots of trees falling everywhere with any decent winds. If things stay as they are for the next 24 hours, I'll stay here.
Wilmington is going to get freaking wrecked. Hurricanes are not a new thing around here, but nothing like this.
You should've chosen North Dakota to be born in.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 02:41:44 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 03:02:54 PM
My work buddy has a trip to Charleston scheduled for next Thursday, ouchI'm supposed to have a work conference in the Outer Banks next Friday. I called about it and they said as long as there wasn't a mandatory evacuation still going on at that point we were going to have the conference anyway. Billy Badass down there......
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 03:34:17 PM
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 04:34:36 PM
I'm supposed to have a work conference in the Outer Banks next Friday. I called about it and they said as long as there wasn't a mandatory evacuation still going on at that point we were going to have the conference anyway. Billy Badass down there......RIP Billy
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 10:49:15 PM
Post by: Badger on September 11, 2018, 06:32:45 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 11, 2018, 11:36:17 AM
(https://accuweather.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/15c34e0/2147483647/resize/590x/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Faccuweather-bsp.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fa7%2Fe1%2F931f0432493b9da13852b5ff3e13%2Fstatic-florence-close-up-track-noon.jpg)
Post by: Pope on September 11, 2018, 01:00:22 PM
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Post by: Badger on September 11, 2018, 01:58:45 PM
Post by: Johnny English on September 11, 2018, 02:00:14 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 11, 2018, 02:14:28 PM
Apparently it's expected to stall at the coastline, which will create bigger flooding issues. Is that normal behaviour for a hurricane or is this one just being a particular queynte? I confess to knowing next to nothing about hurricanes other than I don't want to live anywhere near where they happen.
Hurricane Harvey lingered over Houston for a long time causing a lot of serious flooding.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 11, 2018, 02:16:30 PM
Apparently it's expected to stall at the coastline, which will create bigger flooding issues. Is that normal behaviour for a hurricane or is this one just being a particular queynte? I confess to knowing next to nothing about hurricanes other than I don't want to live anywhere near where they happen.
This one's being a cooter. Usually they come in and spin off fairly quickly. I don't think this one will be as bad as Harvey regarding flooding, but similar type.
Post by: guinness77 on September 11, 2018, 04:40:02 PM
Apparently it's expected to stall at the coastline, which will create bigger flooding issues. Is that normal behaviour for a hurricane or is this one just being a particular queynte? I confess to knowing next to nothing about hurricanes other than I don't want to live anywhere near where they happen.In simple terms, there is high pressure to the west of Bermuda and north of the storm that is preventing it from going to the north or east and there is a bit of a disturbance in the Gulf that is preventing it from going to the west so the storm kinda ends up in “limbo” basically and will spin there until another ridge from the Midwest/Eastern Canada pushes out the high pressure blocking ridge I previously mentioned. This is pretty rare. Florence is like the third storm EVER to hit land from where the system originated.
Post by: Badger on September 11, 2018, 06:29:15 PM
In simple terms, there is high pressure to the west of Bermuda and north of the storm that is preventing it from going to the north or east and there is a bit of a disturbance in the Gulf that is preventing it from going to the west so the storm kinda ends up in “limbo” basically and will spin there until another ridge from the Midwest/Eastern Canada pushes out the high pressure blocking ridge I previously mentioned. This is pretty rare. Florence is like the third storm EVER to hit land from where the system originated.https://youtu.be/L9fhxa8yFb0
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 07:26:39 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2018, 08:59:45 AM
#famouslastwords
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 09:16:39 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2018, 09:59:30 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/fowler_mikayla/status/1039332887303258113
Someone sent that to me this morning. I told them they will probably be open during the hurricane and have the same glorious biscuits and shitty service they always have.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2018, 10:59:44 AM
I freaking KNEW it
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2018, 10:38:29 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 12, 2018, 11:07:39 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2018, 05:36:43 AM
hopefully it keeps getting downgraded.Yeah, I think it's about as strong as it's going to be now. Probably doesn't matter much anymore. The size of it and the fact that it's gonna sit still for 2-3 days is the problem.
We should start getting the outer bands here this afternoon. Thankfully we'll just get grazed with the outer part and get an assload of rain and some wind. Anyone that stayed in Wilmington that isn't an emergency worker is a moron. They are gonna need a freaking ark.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180913/4a9c338c7d83e6492bf216b453354cbd.jpg)
Post by: Pope on September 13, 2018, 02:48:17 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2018, 06:06:14 PM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/as-hurricane-florence-roars-in-these-guys-found-the-best-place-to-ride-out-storm
These guys are getting paid to guard a brewery's old building during the hurricane. The taps are unlimited while they do....
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“The taps are unlimited,” Grady, 28, told The Daily Beast. “I’ll be drinking IPA all night.”
Post by: bojanglesman on September 14, 2018, 01:35:54 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/14/shirtless-man-stares-down-hurricane-florence-with-american-flag-in-hand-just-being-free-and-american.html
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A shirtless man disregarded warnings from local authorities and walked out to a street in Myrtle Beach, S.C. on Friday morning to stare down a powerful hurricane -- for the third time.
Despite officials urging evacuations or, at the least, safely battening down the hatches at home, Lane Pittman was captured on film holding an American flag while headbanging to heavy metal music as Florence’s 85 mph winds and rain pelted him.
"Just being free and American. I don't let nothing oppress me, especially no dang, freaking hurricane," he told Fox Business Network reporter Kristina Partsinevelos, who caught up with him after his stunt...as he tried to fix a flat tire.
When asked if he was doing this to go viral, he responded: “I’ve already been viral.”
Pittman, who is from Jacksonville Beach, Florida, became Internet famous in 2015 after Fox News wrote about Neptune Beach Police issuing Pittman a citation for breaching the peace when he played a raucous guitar rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner” -- and a verse of Ted Nugent’s “Stranglehold" -- during a July 4 celebration.
His pride in the American flag carried over to 2016, when he stared down Category 2 Hurricane Matthew without a shirt on and while holding the flag -- headbanging the entire time to Slayer hit “Raining Blood.” His ginger locks flowed behind him in the fierce winds that, at times, reached 40 mph.
“Had a request for some hair action during the ‘cane. I granted it,” he wrote on Facebook at the time in a post that has been viewed more than 27 million times.
Pittman returned for Hurricane Irma last year, posting a video showing him again jamming out to heavy metal music on the beach and holding the American flag.
This year, Pittman started a GoFundMe page to pay for gas and coffee as he drove from Florida to South Carolina. He raised $190 in less than a day.
Hurricane Florence made landfall as a powerful Category 1 storm at around 7:15 a.m. Friday morning, near Wrightsville Beach, N.C. A few hours after landfall, forecasters said the hurricane was slowly making its way south along the coast with sustained winds of 80 mph.
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2018, 05:18:17 AM
Post by: guinness77 on September 26, 2018, 04:13:45 AM
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2018, 10:04:33 PM
Post by: Badger on October 10, 2018, 09:54:09 PM
Post by: Pope on October 10, 2018, 11:13:50 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 05, 2018, 03:27:39 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 05, 2018, 04:02:15 PM
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2018, 05:57:53 PM
No way. I hate snow more than almost anything. I'll take rain any time over snow.You are wrong.
Post by: Pope on November 05, 2018, 10:19:30 PM
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2018, 04:18:01 AM
Cold rain is far and away the freaking worst. One of the worst experiences of my life was the home game against Denver years back where it was high 30s and pissing rain/wind2008. freak that game.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 06, 2018, 11:59:50 AM
I hate snow. Period.
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2018, 12:27:20 PM
I don't go to games, so I don't care what the weather is.
I hate snow. Period.
You don't know what snow is
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 06, 2018, 12:35:30 PM
You don't what snow is
Bullshit.
My one visit ever to Canada it was negative degrees and I drove home from Toronto in a blizzard (literally). I was up there for training, and had to get back.
And I was in a rental Pontiac Grand Prix.
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2018, 12:36:30 PM
Bullshit.
My one visit ever to Canada it was negative degrees and I drove home from Toronto in a blizzard (literally). I was up there for training, and had to get back.
And I was in a rental Pontiac Grand Prix.
lol Toronto...they're a bunch of lightweights.
Winnipeg turns into planet Hoth for 3-4 months of the year.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 06, 2018, 12:38:04 PM
lol Toronto...they're a bunch of lightweights.
Winnipeg turns into planet Hoth for 3-4 months of the year.
Why are you dickwaving over snow? It's not a source of pride.
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2018, 12:39:22 PM
Why are you dickwaving over snow? It's not a source of pride.
it's not dickwaving...i'm just saying you've experienced the diet pepsi of winter weather.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 06, 2018, 12:47:00 PM
it's not dickwaving...i'm just saying you've experienced the diet pepsi of winter weather.
Come try our healthcare. #merica
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2018, 12:48:16 PM
Come try our healthcare. #merica
thanks...i'll pass.
I don't want a 2nd mortgage.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2018, 06:09:54 AM
Snow >>>>> 40 degree rain
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2018, 11:13:19 AM
Post by: Badger on November 15, 2018, 08:06:38 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 15, 2018, 09:25:13 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2018, 10:58:16 PM
RIP Alio
Don't let him see this.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/nyregion/mta-fare-hike-nyc.html
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 16, 2018, 11:22:43 AM
RIP Alio
2 hours to work, 2 hours home. Better than my boss. She took an Uber, 7 hours to get from midtown to Whitestone.
Don't let him see this.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/nyregion/mta-fare-hike-nyc.html
I know. Cunts.
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2018, 02:11:20 PM
Post by: MBGreen on November 16, 2018, 02:16:59 PM
My trip home was 2 hours also. The subway was fine for me, but the bus took over an hour. I just settled in with some podcasts and a snack while we inched down the street.
I guess i shouldn't bitch about my 25 min work commute.
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2018, 02:43:07 PM
I guess i shouldn't bitch about my 25 min work commute.25 minutes in Winnipeg though
Post by: MBGreen on November 16, 2018, 02:54:21 PM
25 minutes in Winnipeg though
you get used to it
Post by: Johnny English on November 16, 2018, 04:16:29 PM
2 hours to work, 2 hours home. Better than my boss. She took an Uber, 7 hours to get from midtown to Whitestone.
I really want to know how much a 7 hour Uber ride in NYC on a snow day cost.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 16, 2018, 04:28:06 PM
I really want to know how much a 7 hour Uber ride in NYC on a snow day cost.
She didn't come in today but the whole office was asking the same question.
Fortunately for her, it was a corporate ride because she was already working until 8PM last night. Accounts Payable is going to love that one.
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2019, 08:30:47 AM
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Extreme Cold Warning for Southern Manitoba
Active for next 12 hours · Environment Canada
This alert has been updated.
Posted 4 hours ago
A prolonged period of severely cold wind chills is expected.
A bitterly cold Arctic air mass in combination with moderate northwesterly winds are producing extreme cold conditions over southern Manitoba this morning. Wind chill values of -45 to -50 are being observed in the region and little to no moderation is expected throughout the course of the day.
halp!
Post by: Pope on January 29, 2019, 02:38:05 PM
Puck tans in that weather
halp!
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2019, 02:47:30 PM
Puck tans in that weather
his stache is made of Gortex.
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2019, 09:35:59 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on July 23, 2019, 10:59:58 AM
Post by: Badger on July 23, 2019, 11:43:27 AM
Post by: guinness77 on August 26, 2019, 08:40:34 AM
Importantly, no one got hurt and we are insured so thank God, it could have been a lot worse. Crazy what Mother Nature can do with the snap of her fingers.
Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2019, 10:10:47 AM
As if I need anything else to complain about, that thunderstorm that blew through LI last Thursday did some pretty significant damage to my house. We had a tree come down on my house, put a hole in my roof and then bounce off and destroy my porch and stoop and even manage to smash my car windshield. We had 3 really strong gusts, I actually saw the second gust pick everything off the ground (destroy my barbecue and outdoor bar/gazebo in the process) and generally just scare the excrement out us. We had to wake the kids up, and grab the dog and run into the basement. Everything started really going, thank god, once we were down there.
Importantly, no one got hurt and we are insured so thank God, it could have been a lot worse. Crazy what Mother Nature can do with the snap of her fingers.
Hopefully you have home insurance. It's mandatory up here.
Post by: guinness77 on August 26, 2019, 10:26:54 AM
Hopefully you have home insurance. It's mandatory up here.Yeah, we’re good on that end.
Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2019, 10:42:28 AM
Yeah, we’re good on that end.
good work
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2019, 11:23:38 AM
Post by: guinness77 on August 26, 2019, 11:28:28 AM
Damn man, glad y'all are ok.Yep. Most important thing, by far.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 26, 2019, 01:38:06 PM
Yeah, we’re good on that end.
Insurance company's make their money by not paying make sure your I's are dotted and T's crossed, just a word of advice.
Glad you and your family are safe.
I was fishing in that storm, Ugh, 50 knot winds and such. It was like the opening to Victory at Sea. I have pics of the wall clouds coming, it was nuts. It may have been a small tornado, they're investigating mini tornadoes, as a weather phenomenon, especially with in big thunder storms and hurricanes.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2019, 01:44:39 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2019, 02:33:32 PM
Puck caught a swordfish in the middle of a tornado with no pole or tackle. Just his dick in the water. He tore both ACLs pulling it in, but he just surgically repaired them on the boat himself with some JB Weld and duct tape. Legend.
So glad to have Bo back posting on the board lol
Post by: guinness77 on August 26, 2019, 04:22:24 PM
Post by: Badger on August 27, 2019, 05:05:17 PM
Puck caught a swordfish in the middle of a tornado with no pole or tackle. Just his dick in the water. He tore both ACLs pulling it in, but he just surgically repaired them on the boat himself with some JB Weld and duct tape. Legend.This post, or rather the expectation of it, was the primary reason I opened this thread.
Post by: guinness77 on September 09, 2019, 06:59:36 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 09, 2019, 07:52:03 PM
Puck caught a swordfish in the middle of a tornado with no pole or tackle. Just his dick in the water. He tore both ACLs pulling it in, but he just surgically repaired them on the boat himself with some JB Weld and duct tape. Legend.
Just his dick in the water lmaoooo
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2019, 05:12:02 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 02, 2019, 02:44:01 PM
Post by: MBGreen on October 11, 2019, 08:46:49 AM
It's a good thing i decided not to go to the tailgate. Flights are being cancelled.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 12, 2019, 07:01:28 AM
we're getting hammered with snow...should have 50cms by the end of the weekend.
It's a good thing i decided not to go to the tailgate. Flights are being cancelled.
It is definitely a good thing............. For the rest of us.
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2019, 11:27:53 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 12, 2019, 12:06:39 PM
First flurry of the season in Queens
And the snowllercoaster begins.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2019, 06:44:51 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2019, 09:43:19 AM
Snow > 33 degree rain
Agreed
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2020, 04:50:13 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2020, 05:08:02 PM
So how does Tit Monday work this year?
I hope this helps:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/19/11/24928870-8020245-image-a-1_1582112713550.jpg)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/19/12/24928862-8020245-image-a-31_1582113629035.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7a/1d/8e/7a1d8e3ca41796fbec0238af8a611589.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 26, 2020, 06:54:50 AM
https://twitter.com/donbony/status/1275116671552892928?s=21
https://twitter.com/shaistadeen/status/1274766230537277446?s=21
Post by: bojanglesman on June 26, 2020, 07:13:40 AM
I could use a little under my house. Free sand!
Post by: delavan on June 26, 2020, 09:50:43 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Dirt_Road_SA.JPG/320px-Dirt_Road_SA.JPG)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Woman_bent_over_showing_sheer_panties.jpg/135px-Woman_bent_over_showing_sheer_panties.jpg)
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2020, 08:04:40 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2020, 09:08:06 AM
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1290263527710576642?s=19I'm right in the path, but it'll weaken some before it gets here. Its an annoying storm name by the way. I think they should all get poopchute names like Trent, Derrick, or Tiffany.
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2020, 11:56:10 AM
I'm right in the path, but it'll weaken some before it gets here. Its an annoying storm name by the way. I think they should all get poopchute names like Trent, Derrick, or Tiffany.It's too bad that the hurricane naming rules mean we can't have a storm named Karen this year.
(I - man's name, J - woman's name, K - man's name)
Post by: Johnny English on August 03, 2020, 12:53:30 PM
It's too bad that the hurricane naming rules mean we can't have a storm named Karen this year.
(I - man's name, J - woman's name, K - man's name)
Karen isn't scheduled until 2025.
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml#atl
Post by: delavan on August 03, 2020, 01:31:14 PM
Its an annoying storm name by the way.The National Hurricane Center says the pronunciation is ees-ah-EE-ahs. Six letters, four syllables..
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2020, 01:07:28 PM
Heis, aren't you out that way?
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2020, 01:39:30 PM
Laura is a Cat 4 hurricane, may push near Cat 5 at landfall.
Heis, aren't you out that way?
No, but my in-laws are. They are on the way here now. I don't think we're expected to get much of anything in Austin.
Our place is going to be massively cramped. Both working from home. My "office" is in the living room now. We're closing on our house on Friday morning. Wish it would've been a couple weeks ago. More spaces is desperately needed.
Houston is about to get romper stomped by this thing.
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2020, 01:45:37 PM
Lake Charles, Louisiana is going to get absolutely wrecked if the projected path is correct.
Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2020, 01:46:15 PM
Houston is about to get romper stomped by this thing.
BillOBrienEyeLasersTheCityofHouston.gif
Post by: Heismanberg on August 26, 2020, 01:58:59 PM
BillOBrienEyeLasersTheCityofHouston.gif
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgXlTJJXsAQyArB?format=jpg&name=360x360)
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
This storm is gonna be bad. I'm just hoping it doesn't hit land and slow down like Harvey did. Houston floods so easily.The only good thing is that it's moving quickly and will continue to do so, unlike Harvey.
Lake Charles, Louisiana is going to get absolutely wrecked if the projected path is correct.
Post by: Badger on August 28, 2020, 09:08:52 PM
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2020, 03:32:47 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2020, 03:33:11 PM
https://twitter.com/OmarJimenez/status/1304065750324391936?s=20
terrifying
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2020, 03:34:38 PM
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2020, 04:08:23 PM
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2020, 06:30:31 PM
Yeah but the problem is that we can't afford to take environmental action because it will hurt corporate revenues.Also
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200910/cbe6e31beeec34942915da62ed5dbfc9.jpg)
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2020, 03:26:13 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 09, 2020, 03:45:25 PM
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2020, 03:52:31 PM
I'd be surprised if Louisiana was still above water this time in 3 years.Thanks Obiden
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 27, 2020, 07:55:32 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on October 27, 2020, 08:55:57 AM
Daylight saving time ends this Sunday, November 1st, 2020. Sunset on Sunday evening in NYC will be at 4:51pm.Sunset on the Jets was 2010.
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2020, 09:23:28 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 28, 2020, 11:37:14 AM
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2020, 08:54:07 AM
Post by: IATA on October 30, 2020, 08:59:56 AM
freak.
Sent from fire adam gase.
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 30, 2020, 09:35:42 AM
https://twitter.com/DylanMercury/status/1321865383222136832?s=19
Holy freak that is awful. New Orleans will not be a US city for much longer if it keeps getting hammered like this.
Post by: Heismanberg on October 30, 2020, 09:42:49 AM
Holy freak that is awful. New Orleans will not be a US city for much longer if it keeps getting hammered like this.
The storm moved too fast to cause significant flooding. Silver lining.
Post by: ons on October 30, 2020, 10:06:52 AM
Holy freak that is awful. New Orleans will not be a US city for much longer if it keeps getting hammered like this.
Southern Louisiana is just completely fucked. There's already been so much land loss/erosion there over the past 70 years that a ton of what we consider the coast was underwater - ten years ago.
Post by: Heismanberg on October 30, 2020, 11:21:41 AM
Bourbon Street is crumbling. Can't imagine what it looks like post-COVID.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 13, 2020, 04:10:23 AM
Post by: Badger on December 15, 2020, 06:25:42 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2020, 06:27:48 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 15, 2020, 06:31:39 PM
-20C / -4F tonight here. Winter can freak off already.Its been -22 the last few days....bring on the depression
Post by: Miamipuck on December 15, 2020, 06:36:42 PM
Let it snow let it snow
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 15, 2020, 06:39:19 PM
I Love it when you Bitches cry
Let it snow let it snow
The downside of teleworking is that I'll probably have to still work tomorrow.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 15, 2020, 06:47:23 PM
Post by: Badger on December 15, 2020, 06:56:20 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 15, 2020, 07:05:04 PM
Excited to have my kids use the sled I got for $6 on clearance in AugustMy kids will get a garbage can top as a sled and like it.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 15, 2020, 08:20:31 PM
The downside of teleworking is that I'll probably have to still work tomorrow.
I've always had to burn a vacation day if I couldn't trek to the office during a storm, so WFH actually helps me here. I'm hoping when "normalcy" returns, permanent WFH part-time will be an option, but at the very least, I hope that during inclement weather my company allows it.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 15, 2020, 08:56:34 PM
Supposed to be getting 8-10 inches of snow Weds/Thurs
*8-14
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2020, 01:35:26 AM
*8-14
Same can't wait.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2020, 01:35:48 AM
My son was bitching about rolling the garbage can to the curb the other day because it was "cold". It was about 35F outside. I almost called Puck to have a talk with him.
Call Uncle Puck.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2020, 01:40:15 AM
The downside of teleworking is that I'll probably have to still work tomorrow.
No driving though so that's a good thing. Meanwhile everyone and their uncle are panic buying.
Hey honey what food do we need for the storm?
Well since we're going to be buried in snow until June, we need 30 milks, 20 orange Juices, 15 Chicken Tikka, 10 Channa Masala,15 bags of frozen broccoli, 10 frozen peas, 3 bags of frozen shrimp etc. etc. I love the panic in people it's hilarious if it wasn't kind of ridiculous the amount of crap they were buying, it is truly astounding.
Post by: delavan on December 16, 2020, 09:48:00 AM
No driving though so that's a good thing. Meanwhile everyone and their uncle are panic buying.
Hey honey what food do we need for the storm?
Well since we're going to be buried in snow until June,
we need 30 milks, 20 orange Juices, 15 Chicken Tikka, 10 Channa Masala,15 bags of frozen broccoli, 10 frozen peas, 3 bags of frozen shrimp etc. etc. I love the panic in people it's hilarious if it wasn't kind of ridiculous the amount of crap they were buying, it is truly astounding.
Double AA batteries (check)
Single Malt scootch (check)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Let_it_snow...%21_%283145058104%29.jpg/320px-Let_it_snow...%21_%283145058104%29.jpg)
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 16, 2020, 10:05:10 AM
Double AA batteries (check)
Single Malt scootch (check)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Let_it_snow...%21_%283145058104%29.jpg/320px-Let_it_snow...%21_%283145058104%29.jpg)
Puck usually has D cells on his shopping list.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 16, 2020, 10:07:28 AM
Puck usually has D cells on his shopping list.
"Backup power is for pussies."
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 16, 2020, 11:24:52 AM
*8-14
*Im right on the border of the 8-14 and 12-18 zone
https://twitter.com/danamarante/status/1339150362545152000?s=21
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 16, 2020, 12:07:48 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 16, 2020, 12:43:43 PM
No driving though so that's a good thing. Meanwhile everyone and their uncle are panic buying.
Hey honey what food do we need for the storm?
Well since we're going to be buried in snow until June, we need 30 milks, 20 orange Juices, 15 Chicken Tikka, 10 Channa Masala,15 bags of frozen broccoli, 10 frozen peas, 3 bags of frozen shrimp etc. etc. I love the panic in people it's hilarious if it wasn't kind of ridiculous the amount of crap they were buying, it is truly astounding.
I haven’t had a valid drivers license in three years and a valid US one in 6. That was never going to be a problem for me.
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2020, 02:07:39 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2020, 02:10:51 PM
Where the freak is my snow?
up JFIF's nose
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2020, 02:34:02 PM
up JFIF's nose
This is an acceptable answer along with "yes".
Post by: bojanglesman on December 16, 2020, 03:38:12 PM
Where the freak is my snow?
Snow socialist.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2020, 04:15:22 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 16, 2020, 04:24:39 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 16, 2020, 04:42:55 PM
*Im right on the border of the 8-14 and 12-18 zone
https://twitter.com/danamarante/status/1339150362545152000?s=21
Whole state besides southeast edge is now 12-18. Supposed to start in and hour or 2 and last until tomorrow around Noon. Should be pretty wild.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 16, 2020, 04:43:05 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 16, 2020, 04:59:59 PM
Cold rain here. Ugh.Hahah too bad 4 u
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 16, 2020, 05:25:46 PM
we've known about this storm for over a week, they've had 6 hours of snow now to do something about the streets and literally nothing has been done. i literally drive down the main road in the fvckin city which is broad street to go home, and it was a fvcking mess.
it took 30 minutes to get home because of the other slow fvcks that don't know how to navigate a flat, level road in the snow, and during that time i did not see one plow actually plowing the roads. i saw about 10 plows driving by with their plows up not doing a goddamn thing. i guess that's what they're being paid for, to fashion a plow to the front of their trucks and lolligag around the city during a snow storm
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 17, 2020, 09:14:26 AM
Post by: delavan on December 17, 2020, 09:44:51 AM
i absolutely hate philadelphia, this city is derriere backwards.
we've known about this storm for over a week, they've had 6 hours of snow now to do something about the streets and literally nothing has been done. i literally drive down the main road in the fvckin city which is broad street to go home, and it was a fvcking mess.
it took 30 minutes to get home because of the other slow fvcks that don't know how to navigate a flat, level road in the snow, and during that time i did not see one plow actually plowing the roads. i saw about 10 plows driving by with their plows up not doing a goddamn thing. i guess that's what they're being paid for, to fashion a plow to the front of their trucks and lolligag around the city during a snow storm
Dirty a** trash a** city
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 17, 2020, 10:40:23 AM
By morning, more than 40 inches had fallen in the New York cities of Binghamton and Endicott and in Litchfield, Pennsylvania.
More than 10 inches of snow and sleet covered New York's Central Park as of morning, surpassing the 4.8 inches that fell all last winter, the National Weather Service said. Lanes on the Henry Hudson Bridge were closed after a 19-car collision amid the storm, according to the NYPD, which urged people to stay home.
Nearly 10,000 customers in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut were without power as of Thursday morning.
-NBC
Post by: IATA on December 17, 2020, 11:42:48 AM
cold as freak tho
Post by: Badger on December 17, 2020, 12:05:15 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 17, 2020, 12:20:34 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 12:23:27 PM
40" is a stupid amount of snow.
Yeah 40 inches and we will be swamped with hero stories about a family was trapped alone in the house with 6 months worth of groceries and had to sacrifice because they couldn't drive for 3 days. I am ok with never having to hear those horror stories.
Post by: IATA on December 17, 2020, 01:22:55 PM
Yeah 40 inches and we will be swamped with hero stories about a family was trapped alone in the house with 6 months worth of groceries and had to sacrifice because they couldn't drive for 3 days. I am ok with never having to hear those horror stories.
another tragic COVID death
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 17, 2020, 03:07:56 PM
40" is a stupid amount of snow.
(https://i.ibb.co/S542Cv3/87346548-09-F4-4908-BD13-08-A6-D528-F373.jpg) (https://ibb.co/6r72CsW)
Binghamton
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 03:13:00 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/S542Cv3/87346548-09-F4-4908-BD13-08-A6-D528-F373.jpg) (https://ibb.co/6r72CsW)
Binghamton
If one of us lived in Binghamton they could rightfully complain, no bitches.
Post by: MBGreen on December 17, 2020, 04:03:09 PM
If one of us lived in Binghamton they could rightfully complain, no bitches.Shut up queynte
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 04:30:22 PM
Shut up queynte
You live on planet Hoth, so freak you!
Post by: bojanglesman on December 17, 2020, 04:44:24 PM
You live on planet Hoth, so freak you!
Banshee sucks.
Post by: MBGreen on December 17, 2020, 04:47:48 PM
You live on planet Hoth, so freak you!I got nothing...
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 04:52:11 PM
Banshee sucks.
We thank you for your service, here's a tostito's that was rubbed on a bums nutsack.
Post by: MBGreen on December 17, 2020, 04:54:13 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2020, 05:03:58 PM
Speaking of Banshee...you should check out Warrior on HBO, Puck. Hoon Lee is in it.
I love the show, I am on episode 3 season 2.
Post by: MBGreen on December 17, 2020, 05:13:28 PM
I love the show, I am on episode 3 season 2.Its awesome...I watched season 2 finale last week
Post by: Badger on December 17, 2020, 05:29:31 PM
If one of us lived in Binghamton they could rightfully complain, no bitches.I did. It sucked.
Post by: Badger on January 31, 2021, 12:01:46 PM
Post by: Badger on February 01, 2021, 01:41:41 PM
Post by: delavan on February 02, 2021, 11:06:25 AM
video: https://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/weather-news/article248924549.html
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 02, 2021, 11:51:02 AM
Post by: Libero_2 on February 02, 2021, 11:56:44 AM
First snow in DC in two years and the first I've seen in 3 years without having to fly somewhere specifically for it. I love it and so dos the new guy.
It's a legitimate snowfall here. It's weird but awesome. This is the right kind of snow too. I'm sure the new guy is having a blast playing in the snow
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2021, 12:12:19 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 16, 2021, 09:11:41 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 17, 2021, 11:35:18 AM
Post by: reuben on February 17, 2021, 01:17:16 PM
https://twitter.com/sirmarcusj_/status/1361831581325885443?s=21
I don't understand it, like what the freak are rooves made of in Texas? Origami?
Post by: Badger on February 17, 2021, 01:22:03 PM
I don't understand it, like what the freak are rooves made of in Texas? Origami?Dead leaves and paperclips
Post by: Johnny English on February 17, 2021, 01:51:17 PM
I don't understand it, like what the freak are rooves made of in Texas? Origami?
Eagle feathers, spent ammunition and freedom
Post by: MBGreen on February 17, 2021, 01:55:08 PM
I don't understand it, like what the freak are rooves made of in Texas? Origami?
Don't need a roof if you're wearing a 10-gallon hat
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 17, 2021, 01:55:57 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 17, 2021, 01:56:02 PM
I don't understand it, like what the freak are rooves made of in Texas? Origami?Water right now.
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2021, 02:35:07 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2021, 02:45:37 PM
Someone is setting up dummies that look like the Night King in Texas.
Saw one this morning. I thought it was some nerd in cosplay.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 10, 2021, 08:08:50 AM
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2021, 10:59:07 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 11, 2021, 10:15:40 AM
Wow what a bunch of pansies whining about getting hit with fist-sized chunks of ice falling at terminal velocity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4_1ZUC_oUS8
Post by: MBGreen on April 13, 2021, 01:46:21 PM
Quote
Funnel clouds spotted in southern Ontario
Conditions were just right for the formation of funnel clouds in southwestern Ontario Monday afternoon, prompting Environment Canada to issue a weather advisory for London and surrounding areas.
RIP IATA
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2021, 02:42:47 PM
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2021, 11:01:27 AM
Post by: reuben on May 03, 2021, 03:20:09 PM
https://twitter.com/NY1weather/status/1389231270614474754?s=19
I'm told 6.1" is above average.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 03, 2021, 07:30:08 PM
Can’t wait
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2021, 08:14:46 PM
It’s about to get hot as freak here for about six monthsHeadband SZN
Can’t wait
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 30, 2021, 09:59:38 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 01, 2021, 08:04:50 AM
Anyone else sweating their dick off
Not anymore.
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 01, 2021, 08:22:33 AM
Anyone else sweating their dick off
i was coordinating a move on my own during this wretched, humid hell heat and this was the worst dick-sweating weather i've ever experienced lmao. i usually don't experience it at all, and i used to play basketball outside in the summer
Post by: mj2sexay on July 01, 2021, 08:26:47 AM
Anyone else sweating their dick off
I've been in an office all week waiting for the liberation of the weekend to enjoy my meager little above ground intex pool and maybe do some grilling (specifically for Lou as the poor doggo has been through the ringer and he needs a steak)
OOPS LOL sorry kid, it's the long weekend according to the latest weather report will feature days of 73 degrees, 66 degrees, 73 degrees and 80 on Monday.
FFS.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 01, 2021, 03:40:36 PM
I've been in an office all week waiting for the liberation of the weekend to enjoy my meager little above ground intex pool and maybe do some grilling (specifically for Lou as the poor doggo has been through the ringer and he needs a steak)
OOPS LOL sorry kid, it's the long weekend according to the latest weather report will feature days of 73 degrees, 66 degrees, 73 degrees and 80 on Monday.
FFS.
2021 has murdered 2 of 2 summer season holiday weekends so far
Was really looking forward to this one since Memorial Day was a washout
Post by: bojanglesman on July 01, 2021, 03:41:11 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 01, 2021, 03:42:27 PM
Time to powder up fellas. My balls are like a tropical rain forest.
I've got enough flavors of Gold Bond in my house to make a dry rub for brisket.
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 01, 2021, 03:51:33 PM
Time to powder up fellas. My balls are like a tropical rain forest.
this was the first year i ever had to seriously consider using powder lmfao
Post by: Johnny English on July 08, 2021, 02:19:20 PM
But there's no point us doing anything because China!
Post by: bojanglesman on July 08, 2021, 02:57:03 PM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/93ynm5/scientists-studying-temperature-at-which-humans-spontaneously-die-with-increasing-urgency
But there's no point us doing anything because China!
If we gradually phase out fossil fuels over 150 years we'll be fine, chill out.
Post by: Johnny English on July 08, 2021, 03:01:20 PM
If we gradually phase out fossil fuels over 150 years we'll be fine, chill out.
I don't have any kids to leave the world to, so not my problem.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 08, 2021, 05:08:12 PM
Post by: Johnny English on July 08, 2021, 05:19:32 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 08, 2021, 06:30:08 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 08, 2021, 09:19:07 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 08, 2021, 09:59:43 PM
https://twitter.com/2random2predict/status/1413254801329115147?s=21Well, at least it's getting a good rinsing.
Seriously, is this storm really worse than anything in recent memory? I hadn't heard anything about it ahead of time, but it sure as hell doesn't flood that bad normally. That looks like Sandy.
Post by: Badger on July 08, 2021, 11:01:25 PM
Well, at least it's getting a good rinsing.Where I was it looked like an insane amount of rain in a very short window of time - I guess those places didn't have the infrastructure that could handle that much all at once.
Seriously, is this storm really worse than anything in recent memory? I hadn't heard anything about it ahead of time, but it sure as hell doesn't flood that bad normally. That looks like Sandy.
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 08, 2021, 11:04:39 PM
Where I was it looked like an insane amount of rain in a very short window of time - I guess those places didn't have the infrastructure that could handle that much all at once.
My current neighborhood used to be known for flooding in these exact scenarios. They just finished digging the upgraded drainage line in May.
Post by: Badger on July 09, 2021, 07:09:30 AM
My current neighborhood used to be known for flooding in these exact scenarios. They just finished digging the upgraded drainage line in May.Perk of living near the cemetery - they made sure this spot wasn't prone to flooding. There's one particular underpass in my neighborhood that's poorly designed but it's far enough away from me and avoidable.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 09, 2021, 09:53:51 AM
Well, at least it's getting a good rinsing.
Seriously, is this storm really worse than anything in recent memory? I hadn't heard anything about it ahead of time, but it sure as hell doesn't flood that bad normally. That looks like Sandy.
It’s rained almost every day here since a couple days before 4th of July. Heavy rains, torrential downpours, thunderstorms, all day rains. Everything. Supposed to get 2.5 inches more from last night into today.
Forecast for this weekend and next week: Rain.
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 09, 2021, 10:19:48 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 09, 2021, 11:24:45 AM
It’s rained almost every day here since a couple days before 4th of July. Heavy rains, torrential downpours, thunderstorms, all day rains. Everything. Supposed to get 2.5 inches more from last night into today.
Forecast for this weekend and next week: Rain.
Being out of that area, usually I hear something on the news if there's that type of thing going on, but I guess the Tropical Storm got all the coverage.
Post by: Badger on July 12, 2021, 01:23:51 PM
https://twitter.com/svensundgaard/status/1414311663344422915?s=19
Post by: bojanglesman on July 14, 2021, 10:26:32 AM
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2021, 08:10:16 AM
https://twitter.com/WorkingFamilies/status/1415689370011672577?s=19
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 16, 2021, 09:02:45 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2021, 09:19:50 AM
Post by: Badger on July 19, 2021, 08:00:43 PM
https://twitter.com/NWSWakefieldVA/status/1417272565723144211?s=19
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 09, 2021, 11:30:36 AM
Post by: delavan on August 09, 2021, 01:50:17 PM
Sunset in NYC on Tuesday is at 8:00pm. This is the last time that the sun will set at or after 8:00pm in NYC until May 9th, 2022.wed/through/saturday : (
90/95/93/90
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2021, 04:11:44 PM
Can freaking confirm.
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 13, 2021, 04:13:20 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2021, 10:14:13 AM
Enjoy your hurricane.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 20, 2021, 11:28:44 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 27, 2021, 01:01:55 PM
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2021, 08:21:14 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1432150150294740996?s=19
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2021, 10:09:24 PM
https://twitter.com/MeetThePress/status/1431979147459452934?s=19
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2021, 07:33:40 PM
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-confronts-nbc-news-correspondent-shaquille-brewster-live-tv-during-n1278053
Post by: delavan on September 01, 2021, 07:47:59 PM
Post by: Badger on September 01, 2021, 10:07:53 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2021, 07:05:05 AM
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2021, 09:15:26 AM
https://qns.com/2021/09/seven-queens-residents-found-dead-in-their-basements-after-massive-flooding-from-remnants-of-hurricane-ida/
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2021, 09:39:15 AM
Not that it's a primary concern, but is it common/required to have flood insurance in the city? There's a excrement-ton of flood damage and I know traditional homeowner's insurance doesn't cover flooding.
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2021, 04:04:22 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2021, 04:07:20 PM
https://twitter.com/JoshBreslowTN/status/1433443311990317066?s=19
Damn...
Post by: delavan on September 02, 2021, 06:30:34 PM
Damn...
Could've used one
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Roosevelt_Dam_USA.jpg/320px-Roosevelt_Dam_USA.jpg)
..that or a dike
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Butch_at_Gay_Pride_Parade.jpg/282px-Butch_at_Gay_Pride_Parade.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 15, 2021, 08:35:43 AM
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2021, 05:03:41 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2021, 05:39:48 PM
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2021, 11:01:48 AM
Y'all get some nasty weather today up there?It hailed here in Queens. Intense but brief.
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2021, 10:21:42 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2021, 10:59:55 AM
https://twitter.com/mySA/status/1461055187741810703?t=oA6FyOOlPbMrI-6sMbfzWQ&s=19
I didn't read the report but I'm assuming that their primary recommendation is to simply shoot winter weather before it has a chance to do any damage.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 14, 2021, 01:00:27 PM
Post by: Badger on December 22, 2021, 01:59:56 PM
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2022, 12:19:34 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 02, 2022, 12:23:06 AM
https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1477511775029366785?t=QcjuUrv6n70AQEIDudsDxg&s=19
It was 85 here today around noon and now it’s in the 20s.
Very dumb.
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2022, 09:09:16 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2022, 09:13:58 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 02, 2022, 09:20:16 AM
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 02, 2022, 09:40:58 AM
-37 Celsius outside chateau MB.
that's gettin a feel for the city weather
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2022, 09:46:19 AM
that's gettin a feel for the city weatherYou get a real feel for it by the time you walk to the end of my driveway.
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2022, 01:42:16 PM
Was 70 last night here. Supposed to snow tomorrow.
Loads of snow here in the last 18 hours, so I went snowboarding this morning. Roads there and back were a bit sketchy, but the hill conditions were glorious.
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 02, 2022, 05:38:03 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2022, 08:11:14 AM
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2022, 08:17:11 AM
Supposedly we're set for 4-8 inches of snow tomorrow. Fenrir will love this.
You must be in the same band I am. I suspect school will be closed for a week at this rate. Won’t start warming up to melt any of this until Wednesday super late night, so flooding and slush is what I’d expect Thursday morning…
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2022, 09:16:46 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2022, 09:17:35 AM
My sister just sent us a pic from VA and they’ve got at least 5-6 already. No power.Lol...thats a light dusting up here
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2022, 09:27:50 AM
My sister just sent us a pic from VA and they’ve got at least 5-6 already. No power.
Lol...thats a light dusting up hereHasn't started in Eastern VA yet, just rain. Gonna get maybe 2 inches, just like Puck's lady. I'll show myself out.
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2022, 10:27:10 AM
My sister just sent us a pic from VA and they’ve got at least 5-6 already. No power.
Hasn't started in Eastern VA yet, just rain.
My niece is northwest of Richmond and they've got snow over there. She works at a nursing home and apparently ambulances aren't able to get there right now.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2022, 10:33:25 AM
My niece is northwest of Richmond and they've got snow over there. She works at a nursing home and apparently ambulances aren't able to get there right now.If 1 flake falls around here, everything implodes and cancels. It's embarrassing.
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2022, 02:08:52 PM
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 03, 2022, 02:35:06 PM
At least I don't have to shovel snow anymore.
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2022, 02:55:51 PM
It might be more eco friendly to have an electric snowblower but I don't care, it's going back and I'm buying a big freak off gas one.
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2022, 03:00:26 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2022, 07:35:03 PM
NYC ends up with 0 snow. Looks like it just missed us to the south. Long Island might get a dusting in 2 hrs.
Nope
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2022, 09:07:52 PM
Literally zero freaking pretreat on the roads no salt no sand. 8-13 inches, highways completely untouched by pavers. Ambulances and EMS can't get anywhere, had an 18 wheeler freaking slosh out and fall sideways like 10 minutes ahead of me on the highway almost completely blocking the road.
Literally the worst excrement I've ever driven in in my life. Not because the weather (was bad but not the worst) but because nobody has a freaking clue what they're doing down here.
Then dealing with the excrement head drivers, makes it all the worse. Since nobody knows what to do in snow. Widespread power outages, no backups for street lights traffic cameras etc. People using the excuse that the gas stations have no power so the plows can't work
The second I graduate I'm getting as freaking far away as humanly possible from this abyss.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2022, 09:35:33 PM
I'm not far from Richmond, and these mother freaking Cunts down here are the absolute worst.
Literally zero freaking pretreat on the roads no salt no sand. 8-13 inches, highways completely untouched by pavers. Ambulances and EMS can't get anywhere, had an 18 wheeler freaking slosh out and fall sideways like 10 minutes ahead of me on the highway almost completely blocking the road.
Literally the worst excrement I've ever driven in in my life. Not because the weather (was bad but not the worst) but because nobody has a freaking clue what they're doing down here.
Then dealing with the excrement head drivers, makes it all the worse. Since nobody knows what to do in snow. Widespread power outages, no backups for street lights traffic cameras etc. People using the excuse that the gas stations have no power so the plows can't work
The second I graduate I'm getting as freaking far away as humanly possible from this abyss.
Seacaucus is beautiful this time of year
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2022, 09:49:50 PM
Seacaucus is beautiful this time of year
I think I need to be a snowbird
TBD how to make that viable
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2022, 11:19:34 PM
TBD how to make that viable
Be born in the 1940s
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2022, 11:27:33 PM
Be born in the 1940s
Can I just settle for being in my 40s?
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2022, 01:16:16 PM
#LolVirginia
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2022, 01:22:54 PM
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1478382671839567893?s=20
#LolVirginia
WTF those roads are clear? Why are they stuck?
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2022, 01:23:58 PM
WTF those roads are clear? Why are they stuck?
i'm assuming black ice?
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 01:56:52 PM
WTF those roads are clear? Why are they stuck?Some 18 wheelers crashed and blocked things during the storm. Not sure why they are still backed up except that the south is notoriously terrible at snow prep.
Post by: delavan on January 04, 2022, 02:56:45 PM
WTF those roads are clear? Why are they stuck?
i'm assuming black ice?
MB, those VA folks look clueless. THIS is black ice (Yonkers, NY "the city of hills where nothing's on the level"):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rfNoNfAl9A
And that VA scene looks to be on fairly level ground.....can only imagine them on these streets...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuXAcsQElbc
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 03:12:52 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2022, 03:36:40 PM
This seemed to be a perfect storm (no pun intended) of events. This area and many others in the south are woefully unprepared for weather like this. Add to that several 18 wheelers that crashed during the storm, preventing cars from getting passed it, many cars ran out of gas and were stuck, and our smaller # of snow plows/sand trucks from getting to the roads in that area, it was a mess. Some of it is poor infrastructure (snow equipment) and some was bad timing.
This is like straight up freaking 3rd world country excrement.
There's like 350k people without power where I am.
I was told I probably won't have power until the 7th. My apartment is 42 degrees (thank God I don't own this excrement, their pipes are all about to be fucked)
Entering my apartment building is like a zombie movie. Their backup generators (for hallway lights only) went down in under an hour. So hallways are complete dark, and if you don't have a flashlight you're completely fucked.
This is such ridiculously excrement part of the country. They normally lose freaking power when it rains, but this no power for a week excrement is cracked out
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 03:54:43 PM
This is like straight up freaking 3rd world country excrement.
There's like 350k people without power where I am.
I was told I probably won't have power until the 7th. My apartment is 42 degrees (thank God I don't own this excrement, their pipes are all about to be fucked)
Entering my apartment building is like a zombie movie. Their backup generators (for hallway lights only) went down in under an hour. So hallways are complete dark, and if you don't have a flashlight you're completely fucked.
This is such ridiculously excrement part of the country. They normally lose freaking power when it rains, but this no power for a week excrement is cracked out
You'll be alright. More time for cap analysis.
No idea why you would lose power in just rain unless it was a thunderstorm. That's kind of ghetto. As for cold weather, we get a lot of freezing rain when we get winter storms here. It weighs down the trees and snaps power lines when they fall over or limbs break. It is what it is. Just learn to enjoy the hysteria and drink more beer.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2022, 04:08:43 PM
You'll be alright. More time for cap analysis.
No idea why you would lose power in just rain unless it was a thunderstorm. That's kind of ghetto. As for cold weather, we get a lot of freezing rain when we get winter storms here. It weighs down the trees and snaps power lines when they fall over or limbs break. It is what it is. Just learn to enjoy the hysteria and drink more beer.
I mean personally I love the cold, so I'm not complaining too much
Plus I'm a money grubbing whore so I'm just picking up overtime, effectively living at work to recharge everything.
Now the food situation is freaking horrible. I'm all for oatmeal and protein bars, but this shits a freaking struggle
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 04, 2022, 05:58:27 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 06:00:08 PM
i'm sure the weather and cleanup conditions are bad there right now and have caused said video, but that video doesn't look much different than the way the northern VA area looks on any given day during rush hour on I-95 and the balt-wash parkway LOLIt all changes when you don't have the cold weather infrastructure to prepare and deal with snow and ice. NY would have the same issues if you suddenly cut their snow equipment by 50-75%
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 06:01:30 PM
Trains too.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2022, 07:58:04 PM
It all changes when you don't have the cold weather infrastructure to prepare and deal with snow and ice. NY would have the same issues if you suddenly cut their snow equipment by 50-75%
These Cunts didn't do any prep work at all, literally none. No salt, no sand, no chemically bullshit.
And everyone will blame covid because some fat fucks didn't want to do their jobs
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2022, 08:47:39 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2022, 09:34:22 PM
https://twitter.com/kumarssalehi/status/1478498835777220608?s=21
I mean I'm pretty sure some tanks or b-52s could clear it out fairly quickly
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2022, 09:51:10 PM
I mean I'm pretty sure some tanks or b-52s could clear it out fairly quicklyReminds me of the wholesome Bush family
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_of_Death
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 05, 2022, 08:33:51 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2022, 08:45:24 AM
Everything is covered in ice here
when did you arrive in Winnipeg?
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 06, 2022, 12:40:47 AM
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2022, 06:29:16 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2022, 09:41:26 AM
I was outside last night shoveling my driveway....froze my grapefruits off after 15 mins.
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2022, 05:38:14 AM
Post by: delavan on January 09, 2022, 12:23:43 PM
poopchute meteorologists screwed up the 'freezing rain' forecast for early this morning and with it ball-playing plans that were cxld last night : (
Post by: delavan on January 15, 2022, 04:34:02 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Beachtime_4.jpg/640px-Beachtime_4.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2022, 09:07:09 AM
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2022, 09:24:53 AM
supposed to get up to 20cm of snow by Wed....fmlIn Queens we had about 0.5 inch before rain washed it away.
Post by: Johnny English on January 17, 2022, 10:49:58 AM
supposed to get up to 20cm of snow by Wed....fml
We're supposed to have twice that by the end of today. I was bracing myself to go and shovel about half an hour ago when my wife stuck her head round my office door and told me that John from over the road was busy clearing our driveway with his snowblower. That's definitely deserving of a six pack next time I see him.
Post by: delavan on January 17, 2022, 11:09:18 AM
supposed to get up to 20cm of snow by Wed....fml
In Queens we had about 0.5 inch before rain washed it away.
We're supposed to have twice that by the end of today. I was bracing myself to go and shovel about half an hour ago when my wife stuck her head round my office door and told me that John from over the road was busy clearing our driveway with his snowblower. That's definitely deserving of a six pack next time I see him.
That's great fellas - thx for the updates ; )
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Beachtime_4.jpg/640px-Beachtime_4.jpg)
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2022, 11:22:42 AM
Post by: delavan on January 17, 2022, 11:24:42 AM
You win : )
Post by: Johnny English on January 17, 2022, 11:30:24 AM
Did I do it right?
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2022, 11:31:47 AM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/22/article-2266427-171664A3000005DC-995_306x423.jpg)You son of a bitch. Yes.
Did I do it right?
Post by: steves850 on January 17, 2022, 04:35:44 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/22/article-2266427-171664A3000005DC-995_306x423.jpg)
Did I do it right?
I sent you this picture in confidence, you bastard!
Post by: delavan on January 17, 2022, 04:46:57 PM
ewww
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Felicia_Fox_2.jpg/370px-Felicia_Fox_2.jpg)
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2022, 10:18:28 AM
https://nypost.com/2022/01/25/big-storm-may-rock-nyc-region-with-foot-of-snow-or-more/
Post by: bojanglesman on January 26, 2022, 10:44:54 AM
Bring it on, no better time for a big snowstorm than a Friday night
https://nypost.com/2022/01/25/big-storm-may-rock-nyc-region-with-foot-of-snow-or-more/
No idea what we get down here. Either a light dusting or a foot. Who knows, but the NE is gonna get wrecked.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 27, 2022, 08:19:10 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 27, 2022, 08:45:13 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2022, 08:58:18 AM
we went from -3 last night to -20 this morning. Weather is cruel here.
I've spent the last week and a half dreaming of -3. We usually get a version of your weather a day or two after you've had it though, so fingers crossed. Looks like we might get to a balmy -6 by the end of the day today (-14 with windchill).
The government weather site is threatening +1 next Wednesday which sounds glorious. Of course it comes with more snow because freak me.
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2022, 10:05:16 AM
It gon snowBy me, NWS is now saying 4-9", and Accuweather is saying 8-12".
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2022, 07:50:20 PM
Post by: delavan on January 30, 2022, 09:02:11 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2022, 10:19:59 PM
So I shoveled for over an hour with a bum shoulder (dislocated and tore my labrum) no complaints really, it was fun to get some semblance of exercise after 3 months of doing nothing but PT. Anyhow, I am digging my freaking car out and this jeep poopchute who is too lazy or broke to get and use a freaking shovel, is with his white trash GF eyeballing my spot I just dug out. I went inside to shower and change. She got out of the passenger side to read the orange cones I put down. Hey freak you, if I shovel a spot for an hour and half, it was really plowed in, I expect to keep that spot for a day or so.
Anyhow, I put up the following sign right in front of the bitch, I was going to ask if they wanted to borrow the shovel but frankly freak them.
"Please do not park here, asking out of common courtesy, I spent over an hour shoveling and will be happy to spend another hour putting it all back should the courtesy not be extended, if you catch my drift. (pun intended) Thank you, signed my name and apartment #." - To show how serious I was.
The super approved of my sign and was laughing, excrement he gave me the orange cones........I am pretty sure the poopchute threw my sign, but they didn't park there. I had my spot when I got back 5 hours later.
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2022, 07:35:56 AM
Figured I would put this here.....
So I shoveled for over an hour with a bum shoulder (dislocated and tore my labrum) no complaints really, it was fun to get some semblance of exercise after 3 months of doing nothing but PT. Anyhow, I am digging my freaking car out and this jeep poopchute who is too lazy or broke to get and use a freaking shovel, is with his white trash GF eyeballing my spot I just dug out. I went inside to shower and change. She got out of the passenger side to read the orange cones I put down. Hey freak you, if I shovel a spot for an hour and half, it was really plowed in, I expect to keep that spot for a day or so.
Anyhow, I put up the following sign right in front of the bitch, I was going to ask if they wanted to borrow the shovel but frankly freak them.
"Please do not park here, asking out of common courtesy, I spent over an hour shoveling and will be happy to spend another hour putting it all back should the courtesy not be extended, if you catch my drift. (pun intended) Thank you, signed my name and apartment #." - To show how serious I was.
The super approved of my sign and was laughing, excrement he gave me the orange cones........I am pretty sure the poopchute threw my sign, but they didn't park there. I had my spot when I got back 5 hours later.
Puck's vehicle should be covered in mint soon.
Post by: Gorilla on January 31, 2022, 01:07:06 PM
Puck's vehicle should be covered in mint soon.
Lolol.
I wrecked my already-sketchy back yesterday shoveling my 80-yr-old neighbor's driveway apron . Plus side: he had his wife make me a 7 and 7!
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2022, 07:56:16 AM
Post by: Badger on February 01, 2022, 08:44:05 AM
we have a 5 alarm blizzard going thru Winnipeg right now.....fmlFire up the grill.
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2022, 08:44:22 AM
Fire up the grill.
*sobbing*
Post by: Johnny English on February 01, 2022, 08:47:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9e1ygDz.png)
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 02, 2022, 06:04:01 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on March 21, 2022, 02:39:05 PM
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2022, 05:22:03 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2022, 07:50:43 AM
More than halfway through April and it's snowing in Virginia. Spring break!
i have 3 feet of snow in my backyard still
Post by: delavan on April 19, 2022, 02:58:17 PM
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2022, 08:23:49 AM
Post by: Badger on May 02, 2022, 01:02:55 PM
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/weather/thunder-boom-wakes-nyc-area-monday-morning-heres-why-it-was-so-loud/3671075/
Post by: Badger on May 05, 2022, 05:48:51 PM
Tit Monday is late this year in NYC, most of the time it comes up in the week leading to the draft. Too many cold mornings and the high never went over 71F this month.Update: the funbags have spoken, it was today
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2022, 06:42:09 PM
Update: the funbags have spoken, it was todayPics or tit didn't happen.
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2022, 06:32:24 AM
Post by: delavan on July 18, 2022, 02:41:43 PM
Meanwhile on the home front, booming thunderstorms finally abating (dog's happier) with the week ahead in the mid-90's.
Post by: Badger on July 18, 2022, 04:28:36 PM
Blimey!...the limeys are sweating 'n slimy in roasty toasty BlightyThe rest of this month looks miserable to me. And high overnight lows mean little respite. Electric bill is going to skyrocket.
Meanwhile on the home front, booming thunderstorms finally abating (dog's happier) with the week ahead in the mid-90's.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 19, 2022, 10:49:54 AM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it's too hot.
Shut the freak up you babies.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 19, 2022, 10:50:34 AM
I miss summer - winter makes me crotchety and blue
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Beachtime_4.jpg/640px-Beachtime_4.jpg)
This is the weather situation now.
Post by: Badger on July 26, 2022, 12:48:43 PM
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CHICAGO, July 26 (Reuters) - Top U.S. cattle feeding companies sent 1,000-pound carcasses to a Kansas landfill, where they were flattened by loader machines and mixed with trash, after a June heatwave killed thousands of cows, documents seen by Reuters show.
Other cattle were buried in unlined graves, a feeding company said.
Neither is a typical method for disposing of bodies. But so many cows died in the unusual heat and humidity that facilities that normally convert carcasses into pet food and fertilizer products were overwhelmed, prompting the state government and cattle feeders to take emergency measures.
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2022, 01:48:14 PM
Post by: delavan on July 30, 2022, 02:55:03 PM
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Post by: delavan on August 01, 2022, 02:27:43 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/GovAndyBeshear/status/1554155616150687744
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 04, 2022, 09:45:51 PM
Quote
https://twitter.com/dcfireems/status/1555340448243253248?s=20&t=WGWpY2-E0Sc5fM0wD9Gq3Q
Post by: delavan on August 05, 2022, 09:03:12 AM
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/2-die-after-apparent-lightning-strike-injures-4-near-white-house-police/3126082/
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2022, 09:19:44 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 11, 2022, 09:57:09 AM
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/last-month-was-among-the-hottest-julys-ever-recorded/
*Last month was the coolest July we will see in years.
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2022, 07:24:19 PM
*Last month was the coolest July we will see in years.My sister is getting married next July, can't wait to melt through my suit.
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 11, 2022, 07:29:14 PM
My sister is getting married next July, can't wait to melt through my suit.
At this point you'll probably drown on the drive to the venue.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 28, 2022, 10:24:53 AM
https://twitter.com/efisherwx/status/1575083552357879809?s=46&t=oV4h4ttQhhq_P651CVQQXw
Post by: Johnny English on September 28, 2022, 11:42:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as5ktgoPLJc&ab_channel=RyanHall%2CY%27all
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 28, 2022, 01:52:23 PM
This channel is doing brilliant live coverage of the storm.These storms are so sad but I love watching the footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as5ktgoPLJc&ab_channel=RyanHall%2CY%27all
Post by: Johnny English on September 28, 2022, 02:02:27 PM
These storms are so sad but I love watching the footage
I'm kind of obsessed with it, I've had it on all afternoon. This storm is absolutely immense, it's covering most of the state.
Post by: Gorilla on September 28, 2022, 02:46:37 PM
I'm kind of obsessed with it, I've had it on all afternoon. This storm is absolutely immense, it's covering most of the state.
Same, as I have relatives down there (some that I even care about!).
Storm looks daunting.
Post by: delavan on September 28, 2022, 03:38:01 PM
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/watch-jim-cantore-battle-the-winds-of-hurricane-ian
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 28, 2022, 09:50:27 PM
Post by: Badger on September 29, 2022, 06:50:23 AM
https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1575200785910013953?s=21&t=EaItglccTeaL9zeTHogl_A (https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1575200785910013953?s=21&t=EaItglccTeaL9zeTHogl_A)And Barry is the one you went with?
Seen a few of these.
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 29, 2022, 07:13:12 AM
And Barry is the one you went with?
I have no idea what that means.
Post by: MBGreen on September 29, 2022, 07:15:44 AM
I have no idea what that means.
he's referring to Barry...the guy who made the tweet you posted
Post by: Badger on September 29, 2022, 07:20:14 AM
he's referring to Barry...the guy who made the tweet you postedBarry, whose entire deal is getting people to share and retweet fake things
Post by: MBGreen on September 29, 2022, 07:33:12 AM
Barry, whose entire deal is getting people to share and retweet fake things
Barry for President
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 29, 2022, 07:38:55 AM
he's referring to Barry...the guy who made the tweet you posted
Barry for President
OK, then.
https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1575194411104817152 (https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1575194411104817152)
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 29, 2022, 08:13:33 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 10, 2022, 08:55:35 AM
Post by: delavan on November 10, 2022, 10:07:36 AM
-8 with a windchill outside....it was like a punch in the face. :(Winnipegs
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Big%2C_yellow%2C_different_%283649814974%29.jpg/180px-Big%2C_yellow%2C_different_%283649814974%29.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on November 11, 2022, 01:19:44 PM
Post by: guinness77 on November 11, 2022, 03:07:01 PM
Shoveled 3ft snow drifts off my driveway this morning.Cue the Puckstapo.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2022, 10:27:58 PM
Shoveled 3ft snow drifts off my driveway this morning.
For the love of god move or stop your freaking whining, nobody gives a excrement. It's your choice to live in eskimo land you lady garden.
Cue the Puckstapo.
Eat a bag of dicks
Post by: guinness77 on November 11, 2022, 11:02:18 PM
For the love of god move or stop your freaking whining, nobody gives a excrement. It's your choice to live in eskimo land you lady garden.Bwhahaha
Eat a bag of dicks
The guy’s a little south of Saskatoon eh
Post by: MBGreen on November 12, 2022, 06:27:38 AM
For the love of god move or stop your freaking whining, nobody gives a excrement. It's your choice to live in eskimo land you lady garden.Prost! Fraulein Puckstapo
Eat a bag of dicks
Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2022, 04:04:31 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/moon-wobble-to-bring-a-surge-of-severe-flooding-in-2030s-nasa-warns-12356279
Post by: Badger on November 15, 2022, 05:21:21 PM
Might be time to start thinking about selling in NY and buying in the Mid West.https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8
https://news.sky.com/story/moon-wobble-to-bring-a-surge-of-severe-flooding-in-2030s-nasa-warns-12356279
Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2022, 05:28:40 PM
https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8
That's why you do it now, dummy, and stick someone else with Atlantis.
This is why I'm a real estate mogul and you're not.
Post by: delavan on November 18, 2022, 02:38:19 PM
Post by: delavan on December 05, 2022, 10:57:54 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/12/02/climate-kids/
Post by: MBGreen on December 06, 2022, 07:15:57 AM
Post by: delavan on December 06, 2022, 08:53:49 AM
-35 outside right now. Perfect "Puck sticking his tongue on the nearest chain linked fence" weather.50 degrees with light drizzle locally
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2022, 06:32:30 AM
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2022, 07:46:05 AM
-42 out this morningMike White washes his balls with water colder than that.
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2022, 07:49:02 AM
Mike White washes his balls with water colder than that.
According to science, he'd be washing his balls with ice at that temp.
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2022, 07:58:40 AM
According to science, he'd be washing his balls with ice at that temp.He uses a high salinity mix to keep it from freezing.
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2022, 08:03:07 AM
He uses a high salinity mix to keep it from freezing.
he really does have a high QB IQ
Post by: delavan on December 07, 2022, 08:26:18 AM
According to science, he'd be washing his balls with ice at that temp.White rocks with White Label
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Bottle_of_Dewar%27s_whisky.jpg/320px-Bottle_of_Dewar%27s_whisky.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on December 14, 2022, 10:28:16 AM
prepare your bums
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 20, 2022, 10:07:36 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on December 20, 2022, 01:00:35 PM
https://twitter.com/us_stormwatch/status/1605022472029339648?s=46&t=RsGX7N5IBK1gbz-9hiz0fA
Idiots buying all the milk and bread in Austin because it’s cold lmao
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 20, 2022, 02:00:22 PM
Idiots buying all the milk and bread in Austin because it’s cold lmao
At least if the power goes out they can just leave it outside.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 22, 2022, 09:53:04 AM
Post by: Badger on December 23, 2022, 11:55:52 PM
https://twitter.com/weathernation/status/1605666503864508428?s=46&t=ZAdeaGrNOZ0Kx3Ym3iG_cQWe did this today but it took 12 hours.
Post by: Badger on December 26, 2022, 12:22:39 PM
https://www.wired.com/story/climate-environment-hurricane/
Post by: Badger on December 30, 2022, 04:39:20 PM
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2023, 09:04:52 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jan/10/utah-great-salt-lake-collapse-imminent
Post by: Johnny English on January 15, 2023, 08:56:22 AM
Some Utah dad is going to kill his whole family because the government says he can't water his lawn every day.Why do you hate the American dream?
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jan/10/utah-great-salt-lake-collapse-imminent
Post by: delavan on January 18, 2023, 08:13:42 PM
"If the U.S. wants to reach “tipping points” in green energy technologies before climate change gets out of control, it would do well to take a page from the Asian playbook on industrial policy."
https://fortune.com/2023/01/18/wef-2023-davos-us-industrial-policy-climate-change/
Asia? As in India? As in China? I may be wrong but it would seem the leaders of these Asian giants and their desire to maintain the status quo would have them more concerned with putting bread on the table, i.e. I don't think CO2 levels hold much sway over a starving populace.
https://fortune.com/2023/01/18/wef-2023-davos-us-industrial-policy-climate-change/
Post by: Johnny English on February 03, 2023, 09:19:09 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Z6TP4Js.png)
Post by: MBGreen on February 03, 2023, 09:22:14 AM
freak everything about this:
(https://i.imgur.com/Z6TP4Js.png)
JE getting a taste of Winnipeg weather...i love it!
Post by: bojanglesman on February 03, 2023, 09:22:21 AM
freak everything about this:You live right on the border, huh?
(https://i.imgur.com/Z6TP4Js.png)
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 03, 2023, 09:28:51 AM
Post by: Johnny English on February 03, 2023, 09:36:26 AM
You live right on the border, huh?
Yes sir. Ten minute walk to the water's edge.
Post by: delavan on February 03, 2023, 11:57:48 AM
Yes sir. Ten minute walk to the water's edge.You're right up the street creek from Watertown? While I know Watertown's a noted icebox I thought you were a Torontonian, no?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Winter_Russia_bikini.JPG/320px-Winter_Russia_bikini.JPG)
Post by: Johnny English on February 03, 2023, 12:00:37 PM
You're right up the street creek from Watertown? While I know Watertown's a noted icebox I thought you were a Torontonian, no?
Water as in St Lawrence, not Lake Ontario. I was in TO but I moved a couple of years ago, closest NY town to me is Massena.
Post by: delavan on February 03, 2023, 12:25:25 PM
Water as in St Lawrence, not Lake Ontario. I was in TO but I moved a couple of years ago, closest NY town to me is Massena.Ah, the land of Ingleside and Nudell Bush? You'ze waay up there and our NYC metro area subzero windchills must read 'Miami' to you. I'm impressed
* noting Messena, NY is -13F degrees currently.....brrrrr *
Post by: delavan on February 03, 2023, 02:14:28 PM
JE getting a taste of Winnipeg weather...i love it!
New York, London, Paris, Rome, Winnipeg.... :-*
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Statue_of_liberty_01.jpg/160px-Statue_of_liberty_01.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Big_Ben_London_April_2006_016.jpg/180px-Big_Ben_London_April_2006_016.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Tour_Eiffel_Wikimedia_Commons.jpg/129px-Tour_Eiffel_Wikimedia_Commons.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Traffic_Cone.jpg/180px-Traffic_Cone.jpg)
Post by: delavan on February 04, 2023, 07:31:43 AM
Summit Conditions*
Wind Speed Wind Direction 10-Minute Gust Wind Chill
95 mph NW (320°) 108 mph -99° F
Temp RH Pressure Weather
-40.1° F 77% 23.34 inHG Clear/Sunny
Post by: guinness77 on February 04, 2023, 08:06:12 AM
Post by: guinness77 on February 04, 2023, 08:07:05 AM
You're right up the street creek from Watertown? While I know Watertown's a noted icebox I thought you were a Torontonian, no?Those girls look 14 and 12, respectively.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Winter_Russia_bikini.JPG/320px-Winter_Russia_bikini.JPG)
Post by: delavan on February 04, 2023, 08:51:47 AM
Those girls look 14 and 12, respectively.Previous to posting I zoomed in on the image to confirm they were ‘of age’. Assuredly no pedo sleeze here.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 04, 2023, 09:10:28 AM
Previous to posting I zoomed in on the image to confirm they were ‘of age’. Assuredly no pedo sleeze here.How do you zoom in on age?
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2023, 09:54:14 AM
Those girls look 14 and 12, respectively.
if there's grass on the field, play ball!
Post by: bojanglesman on February 04, 2023, 09:58:03 AM
if there's grass on the field, play ball!
Even if there is grass on the field, you get arrested if you are playing at the wrong time.
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2023, 10:08:53 AM
Even if there is grass on the field, you get arrested if you are playing at the wrong time.
unless you're Jerry Lee Lewis
Post by: ons on February 04, 2023, 10:20:15 AM
Mt. Washington, New Hampshire
Summit Conditions*
Wind Speed Wind Direction 10-Minute Gust Wind Chill
95 mph NW (320°) 108 mph -99° F
Temp RH Pressure Weather
-40.1° F 77% 23.34 inHG Clear/Sunny
Presidentials are a blast to climb but those numbers straight up look like an alien planet. Gross.
In Portland ME we merely had -40 F wind chill overnight last night, walking around town was painful. My apartment is not suited to deal with this weather, can't imagine living somewhere this is considered normal
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2023, 10:22:16 AM
Presidentials are a blast to climb but those numbers straight up look like an alien planet. Gross.
In Portland ME we merely had -40 F wind chill overnight last night, walking around town was painful. My apartment is not suited to deal with this weather, can't imagine living somewhere this is considered normal
How long of a drive is it from Portland to East Rutherford, NJ? we need this info for future chastising if you continue to avoid joining us for a tailgate lol
Post by: ons on February 04, 2023, 10:30:32 AM
How long of a drive is it from Portland to East Rutherford, NJ? we need this info for future chastising if you continue to avoid joining us for a tailgate lol
5-6 hours, definitely doable, I've got no excuses except for feeling too broke
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2023, 10:35:59 AM
5-6 hours, definitely doable, I've got no excuses except for feeling too broke
I get it. I feel the wallet pinch every time i fly out to NY. Hope you can make it this year.
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2023, 11:02:21 AM
How do you zoom in on age?They each have their ID tucked into the bikini top.
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2023, 11:05:53 AM
Presidentials are a blast to climb but those numbers straight up look like an alien planet. Gross.
Literally Mars numbers
Post by: delavan on February 04, 2023, 11:34:06 AM
Yup
Literally Mars numbers
https://nypost.com/2023/02/04/mount-washington-as-cold-as-mars-as-polar-vortex-brings-record-breaking-windchills-of-110/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=message_app
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2023, 09:45:47 AM
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2023, 05:09:06 PM
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1641911839809257472?t=F2sP1E4yudhX5nEwKgOXAQ&s=19
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2023, 05:17:52 PM
Seems bad
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1641911839809257472?t=F2sP1E4yudhX5nEwKgOXAQ&s=19
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Post by: Badger on April 11, 2023, 09:06:43 AM
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2023, 11:08:34 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 13, 2023, 11:13:07 AM
I think yesterday was Tit Monday in NYC but if there was any doubt, today will blow it out of the water.
i love Tit Monday....except yesterday was Wednesday
Post by: delavan on April 13, 2023, 03:40:45 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 13, 2023, 05:11:26 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2023, 05:28:21 PM
There's still snow in my backyardIt's 28 here and my SIL down the road still has snow under her trees.
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2023, 07:49:19 AM
Post by: Johnny English on May 14, 2023, 08:32:42 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 07, 2023, 01:21:05 PM
Post by: MBGreen on June 07, 2023, 01:35:35 PM
I don't know if this counts as "weather" but there is orange fog outside my window and it smells like a campfire in my office.
it's Semtex.
Post by: Heismanberg on June 07, 2023, 02:08:52 PM
it's Semtex.
Alio is using a riot shield
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 07, 2023, 02:22:30 PM
https://vlipsy.com/vlip/oajJbeqG (https://vlipsy.com/vlip/oajJbeqG)
Post by: reuben on June 07, 2023, 02:23:45 PM
Post by: Badger on June 07, 2023, 06:56:46 PM
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2023, 07:32:57 AM
Alio is using a riot shield
I smile a little when some poor sap tries to use their riot shield against the armor piercing shells unleashed from my RAAL MG.
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2023, 07:33:28 AM
Orange is the New Blue
Trump's campaign slogan
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2023, 06:16:18 PM
Post by: reuben on June 12, 2023, 07:03:42 PM
Blue Shirt's a real one, he's still holding on to this day
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 12, 2023, 07:30:16 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/147tmqu/to_hold_the_roof_in_place/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/147tmqu/to_hold_the_roof_in_place/)
Blue Shirt's a real one, he's still holding on to this day
I'm fearful of trying to find out what happened on the other end of his ride on that structure.
a structure like that moving that fast and then coming to a stop at whatever ultimately stops it with him then flying off, or him losing hold and flying off at any point during his ride, could have potentially life altering musculoskeletal consequences, not to mention the possibility that excrement kills him
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 12, 2023, 07:36:28 PM
was 95-100 every day, humid, bright, 'can't breathe' type weather. it was awesome
Post by: Heismanberg on June 12, 2023, 09:17:08 PM
spent this past weekend in texas
was 95-100 every day, humid, bright, 'can't breathe' type weather. it was awesome
It is not
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2023, 05:48:17 PM
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 29, 2023, 09:39:35 AM
Post by: MBGreen on June 29, 2023, 10:21:33 AM
Canadian fires again.Enjoy
Post by: delavan on June 29, 2023, 05:34:34 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Rizza_Santos%2C_Miss_Canada_%28305414773%29.jpg)
Canadian smokeshow, 2023
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Empire_State_Building_on_June_7%2C_2023.jpg/576px-Empire_State_Building_on_June_7%2C_2023.jpg1)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Quebec_Canada_Wildfire_Smoke_Consumes_New_Jersey_and_New_York_City_June_7_2023_-_52958921436.jpg/640px-Quebec_Canada_Wildfire_Smoke_Consumes_New_Jersey_and_New_York_City_June_7_2023_-_52958921436.jpg)
🍁 keep up the fine work lads 🍁 🇨🇦
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/Boys-help-to-extinguish-forest-fire-on-Ingarostrand-391771929868.jpg/640px-Boys-help-to-extinguish-forest-fire-on-Ingarostrand-391771929868.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Firehose.jpg/360px-Firehose.jpg)
Post by: Badger on July 07, 2023, 01:06:48 PM
https://twitter.com/accuweather/status/1677070163512811528?t=gCehxeaQDnzvH7k-FQVl3w&s=19
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 07, 2023, 02:09:09 PM
Ocean trying to kill us, air trying to kill us...
https://twitter.com/accuweather/status/1677070163512811528?t=gCehxeaQDnzvH7k-FQVl3w&s=19
Can you blame them?
Post by: delavan on July 08, 2023, 05:53:33 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Illustration-someone-needs-a-hug-by-frits-ahlefeldt-txt-vers.jpg/320px-Illustration-someone-needs-a-hug-by-frits-ahlefeldt-txt-vers.jpg)
Post by: delavan on August 09, 2023, 03:37:52 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-hurricane-dora-winds-wildfires-evacuations-power-outages/
Post by: delavan on August 09, 2023, 03:51:21 PM
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2023, 07:39:45 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-hurricane-dora-winds-wildfires-evacuations-power-outages/
https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1689193105487257600?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5EtweetBrutal
https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1689384898958917633?t=vZBQve6VV7gLuZ7tvD89yg&s=19
https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1689385072691183617?t=gav6pNp5T1wvBYRQPKy64Q&s=19
Post by: delavan on August 11, 2023, 10:20:13 PM
or call 1-800-RED-CROSS (800-733-2767),
or text the word REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10
👍
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 17, 2023, 01:29:40 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/americas/canada-northwest-territories-wildfires-thursday/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/americas/canada-northwest-territories-wildfires-thursday/index.html)
Post by: Badger on August 18, 2023, 01:50:16 PM
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2023, 01:59:59 PM
https://twitter.com/NHC_Pacific/status/1692553944340242680?t=la5VW5YbqxQhWUqt7kiiew&s=19
None of this would be happening if you'd just locked her up when the Cheeto told you to.
Post by: delavan on August 19, 2023, 01:39:31 AM
vv lol, ah the irony of that sign… (see if you can spot Debbie Wasserman’s stiletto in Bernie’s back)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Bernie_Sanders_%26_Hillary_Clinton_%2828284448165%29.jpg/640px-Bernie_Sanders_%26_Hillary_Clinton_%2828284448165%29.jpg)
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2023, 06:26:56 PM
Early analyses show global warmth surged far above previous records in September — even further than what scientists said seemed like astonishing increases in July and August.
The planet’s average temperature shattered the previous September record by more than half a degree Celsius (0.9 degrees Fahrenheit), which is the largest monthly margin ever observed.
Temperatures around the world last month were at levels closer to normal for July according to separate data analyses by European and Japanese climate scientists.
September’s average temperature was about 0.88 degrees Celsius (1.6 degrees Fahrenheit) above 1991-2020 levels — or about 1.7 degrees Celsius (3.2 degrees Fahrenheit) above normal from before industrialization and the widespread use of fossil fuels.
The September data shows an acceleration in the warming trend that rang alarm bells this summer as the planet’s temperature reached its warmest level in modern records and probably in thousands of years.
Climate scientist Zeke Hausfather called the September warming “absolutely gobsmackingly bananas.”