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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: Johnny English on October 07, 2013, 08:21:51 AM
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Ridiculous weekend, the birthday celebrations started a week early. Got taken out for dinner on Friday night and drank loads of expensive wine, then out for my wife's niece's birthday on Saturday and got to bed at 7am. Spent the entire day in bed yesterday and still feel grim. Need to get myself sorted out in time for football tonight so I can get shitfaced all over again, then a couple of days off before the Vegas carnage starts on Thursday.
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That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?
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Wouldn't your wife's niece be your niece as well?
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Wouldn't your wife's niece be your niece as well?
Picky picky picky
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Wouldn't your wife's niece by your niece as well?
Maybe it's because my parents are from another country where this isn't followed, but I always found it odd to call your blood aunt's husband "uncle", and your blood uncle's wife "aunt". Same for nieces and nephews.
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Wouldn't your wife's niece by your niece as well?
Maybe it's because my parents are from another country where this isn't followed, but I always found it odd to call your blood aunt's husband "uncle", and your blood uncle's wife "aunt". Same for nieces and nephews.
When I got married it was a little strange to just "inherit" 5 nieces/nephews but I never considered that I wouldn't be referred to as an uncle or that they wouldn't be my nieces/nephews.
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That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?
Mrs E is coming as well. Never knowingly missed a party, that one.
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That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?
Mrs E is coming as well. Never knowingly missed a party, that one.
I hope you're not taking your liver. If I was you I would drop it off at the clinic for safekeeping and pick it up a few weeks later after detox.
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That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?
Mrs E is coming as well. Never knowingly missed a party, that one.
I hope you're not taking your liver. If I was you I would drop it off at the clinic for safekeeping and pick it up a few weeks later after detox.
Liverite is a hell of a drug.
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Brooklyn Lagerrrrrr
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The Friday you guys came here was a lesson for me. I've probably drank a little bit every day since give a day or 4 but I'm not getting that fucked up again for a long freaking time.
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Spending the weekend at my parents house upstate, and got shitfaced playing golf with some buddies. Then a grimey strip club. Then my friend drives over my parents front lawn. Parents are pissed at me coming home wrecked and for the lawn thing. I feel like I'm a teenager again.
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2 dollar beer 1 dollar hotdog night at the Hartford Wolfpack game. promotion ends with the start of the 2nd period. needless to say i output away 8 budweisers and 3 hot dogs. and now I might die
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2 dollar beer 1 dollar hotdog night at the Hartford Wolfpack game. promotion ends with the start of the 2nd period. needless to say i output away 8 budweisers and 3 hot dogs. and now I might die
Hopefully you Chrebet86'd a hotdog on someone in front of you.
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welp I'm drunk. drunker than any of you cretins
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Tagging along with the wife at her work conference at The Homestead. At hotel bar getting ready to watch the game. Beer in route.
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Tagging along with the wife at her work conference at The Homestead. At hotel bar getting ready to watch the game. Beer in route.
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Hahaha. I want to forget that night. Nothing close to that tonight. Just a good buzz. Thread letdown.
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^ You'll never forget. It's my desktop wallpaper.
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Whatever God allowed that handicap sign to point to me has a sense of humor.
^ You'll never forget. It's my desktop wallpaper.
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casino last night. still drunk.
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casino last night. still drunk.
Indian, Jersey, or Vegas?
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Indian, Jersey, or Vegas?
Indian. Mohegan in CT.
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freak this Muslim cabbie and his happy holidays bullshit. It's Xmas mothrrfuxka.
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freak this Muslim cabbie and his happy holidays bullshit. It's Xmas mothrrfuxka.
hahaha
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freak this Muslim cabbie and his happy holidays bullshit. It's Xmas mothrrfuxka.
(http://i.imgur.com/X4nqzxz.jpg)
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Haha that's awesome. TIL that atheists are more annoying than Muslims about Christmas.
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Haha that's awesome. TIL that atheists are more annoying than Muslims about Christmas.
Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. And Easter. And any other excuses that sky fairies provide me for not having to go to work.
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Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. And Easter. And any other excuses that sky fairies provide me for not having to go to work.
Yeah, wasn't directed at you. Annoying atheists are out in full force this Christmas though. It's a form of righteous indignation that I'll never understand.
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hey guys. I just puked for a 2nd time at 1am directly outside of a bar I am at. thought you should know.
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hey guys. I just puked for a 2nd time at 1am directly outside of a bar I am at. thought you should know.
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Goodnight, sweet prince
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hey guys. I just puked for a 2nd time at 1am directly outside of a bar I am at. thought you should know.
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. Hope you found an Acura.
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Puking is for amateurs.
I haven't thrown up from drinking since 2004
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Puking is for amateurs.
I haven't thrown up from drinking since 2004
Then you aren't drinking enough.
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I very rarely throw up.. absolutely hate the feeling. Happens once every few years for me.
I have friends that go around some bushes, projectile vomit, then continue drinking. Once I throw up I'm KOed though.
I think it depends on the person really.
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About four years ago, I went to this nasty strip club in Clemson called The Elite Club...it had a freaking Apache helicopter in the parking lot. Dollar 30 second lap dances, and Christmas lights hanging everywhere.
Well, anyway it was BYOB, so we loaded up and bought bunch of buckets of ice from them. One of my friends was coming from the bars late, and we asked him to buy us some Little Caesars so we could eat it in the parking lot.
The dude shows up with eight pizzas for six people, and asks the bouncer if the place is BYOP (Bring Your Own Pizza). He asks the manager and he okays it.
Some nasty derriere black stripper comes over and takes a piece of pizza out of my friend's hand, starts eating it, and gives him a weird lap dance, then asks for a dollar while she finishes the pizza.
Everyone was blacked out, so around 4AM we called my friend's girlfriend (now his wife) to come get us, and she sends her friend.
I remember leaning out of this random girl's Acura (yes, an Acura) and projectile vomiting out of the window while she was going like 70 MPH. Then when we get back to her apartment, I went to the bathroom, missed the toilet, puked all over the floor and covered it with her rug.
Called my roommate to pick me up and left. Got back to my apartment and puked some more then passed out. Saw her a few weeks later and she just gave me this disgusted look.
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The last time I can recall puking from drinking was after I got home from the Cowboys game in 2011. But that was a combination of things, I didn't have anything to drink since before I went into the stadium. Ate a ton of steak before the game + screamed for 3 hours + stop & go traffic all the way home. After all that, the thing that pushed me over the threshold was trying to swallow an Advil.
Edit: I just remembered I did puke at some point in the middle of 2013, but that story wasn't interesting at all.
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I very rarely throw up.. absolutely hate the feeling. Happens once every few years for me.
I have friends that go around some bushes, projectile vomit, then continue drinking. Once I throw up I'm KOed though.
I think it depends on the person really.
The British term for that is a tactical chunder, I don't know if you use the same. I'm with you, if I throw up when drinking I'm done. I haven't thrown up while drinking for probably 15 years; I've done it a couple of times the day after.
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The British term for that is a tactical chunder, I don't know if you use the same. I'm with you, if I throw up when drinking I'm done. I haven't thrown up while drinking for probably 15 years; I've done it a couple of times the day after.
I've done the "puke and rally" maybe one in my life. It was after a rather violent upchuck, but I figured it was my best friends wedding so I owed it to him to have a few more drinks back at the hotel afterwards.
Every sip thereafter burned like a lover of the older lady.
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Puked the morning and afternoon after my office Christmas party last month. Had to go across the street to the same bar where we had the party in order to puke, as I couldn't well do it in the office bathroom.
I'm a puker. Always have been. Probably once out of every 10 binges.
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Man...the same night as the actual drinking? I can't even remember, it's been that long.
As far as doing it hungover, I did it the Saturday evening after our Friday night out. I forced myself because I felt like such excrement. Needless to say, it didn't make me feel any better.
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The British term for that is a tactical chunder, I don't know if you use the same. I'm with you, if I throw up when drinking I'm done. I haven't thrown up while drinking for probably 15 years; I've done it a couple of times the day after.
this is pretty much what I did the other night. got it out of my system, went back into the bar, ended up taking a few more shots and drank some more beers. this move had much to do with me not eating a proper dinner earlier in the night
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Man...the same night as the actual drinking? I can't even remember, it's been that long.
As far as doing it hungover, I did it the Saturday evening after our Friday night out. I forced myself because I felt like such excrement. Needless to say, it didn't make me feel any better.
If I puke from drinking, it's almost always the day after during an intense hangover. if I somehow puke the night of, it's because I didn't have anything in my stomach
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edit: I was in a country bar, I blame this incident on that.
I freaking hate country so so much
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I generally have an iron stomach, but if the hiccups come, there is only one solution.
Probably twice a month. The only way to get rid of them is to force myself to puke violently. Feel like a million bucks afterwards though.
Last time I puked involuntarily while drinking was like 1996 new years. Was a veggie at the time and somebody tricked me into eating some pizza with meat on it. Didn't sit well. My first hour of 1997 was spent puking in the bushes by the front porch. Not my porch.
Only time I've been on LI for the record.
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Last time I puked involuntarily while drinking was like 1996 new years. Was a veggie at the time and somebody tricked me into eating some pizza with meat on it. Didn't sit well. My first hour of 1997 was spent puking in the bushes by the front porch. Not my porch.
You should have puked on that person.
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Best way to get rid of hiccups is a shot of vinegar. Works for me every time, also tastes awesome.
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Sucking on a wedge of lemon usually does the trick, too.
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Best way to get rid of hiccups is a shot of vinegar. Works for me every time, also tastes awesome.
Always looking for a better alternative to ramming my finger down my throat.
Details? Is there a specific kind of vinegar? Do you let it sit for awhile or just shoot it?
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Sucking on a wedge of lemon usually does the trick, too.
This one never worked for me, though the bartender gave it to me covered in salt, so who knows...
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Always looking for a better alternative to ramming my finger down my throat.
Details? Is there a specific kind of vinegar? Do you let it sit for awhile or just shoot it?
I've never tried balsamic, but I guess pretty much any vinegar will do. Just get a shot glass, pour about half a measure and nail it.
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I always assumed the vinegar thing was a joke. Made me puke harder than the tequila...
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It's for getting rid of hiccups, not drunkenness.
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Vinegar (organic apple cider vinegar is optimal) is used to stop the acid receptors in your stomach from creating acid reflux.
It basically tricks your stomach into thinking the acidity level is too high so it stops producing it. Works well for heartburn sufferers.
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It's for getting rid of hiccups, not drunkenness.
I get hiccups when I drink.
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This one never worked for me, though the bartender gave it to me covered in salt, so who knows...
I never did it with salt before, just a regular wedge.
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I never did it with salt before, just a regular wedge.
I will try both ideas next time it happens. I hate waking up the next day feeling like I was in a bar brawl.
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I guess I should move that discussion here. I have a vicious hangover. This toy company called Funrise rented out the entire bar and the owner Arnie kept buying us shots.
My hangover feels... different. I think it's the air.
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I guess I should move that discussion here. I have a vicious hangover. This toy company called Funrise rented out the entire bar and the owner Arnie kept buying us shots.
My hangover feels... different. I think it's the air.
or that Asian poontang you saucy dog
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I guess I should move that discussion here. I have a vicious hangover. This toy company called Funrise rented out the entire bar and the owner Arnie kept buying us shots.
My hangover feels... different. I think it's the air.
it's the AIDS
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Just tote around this business card. you'll get all the wimminz
http://www.businessinsider.com/chen-guangbiaos-incredible-business-card-2014-1
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Just tote around this business card. you'll get all the wimminz
http://www.businessinsider.com/chen-guangbiaos-incredible-business-card-2014-1
Hahahahaha
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^Change the bottle to a blue jelly dildo and it's just another Friday night for ol' MB.
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/01/13/jim-beam-suntory-bourbon-whiskey/4454873/
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Yeah, heard about that. I'm all about globalization and all, but some brands should really be American-owned.
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Yeah, heard about that. I'm all about globalization and all, but some brands should really be American-owned.
You should have made them an offer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuRhwlbavPk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuRhwlbavPk)
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Yeah, heard about that. I'm all about globalization and all, but some brands should really be American-owned.
Like all of them? hahahaha
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I almost puked (this morning) after a night of pretty heavy drinking.
Turned into a excrement show after i drank my 2nd Dogfish Head World Wide Stout (18% ABV)...i had already drank a few beers before those and the night ended up with a few tequila shots soon after.
my stomach is made of iron. and ulcers
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I do not freak with tequila anymore.
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I'm usually fine in the morning if I just stick to one type of alcohol. If shots show up at any point in the night, even if it's just one, I'm damaged goods the morning after. Every single time.
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I just end up doing regrettable excrement when I mix types of liquor.
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I do not freak with tequila anymore.
nope nope nope. I won't even smell it.
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Sometimes I can drink with anyone, sometimes a baby could out-drink me.
No rhyme or reason to it.
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Sometimes I can drink with anyone, sometimes a baby could out-drink me.
No rhyme or reason to it.
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*2 kegs of Jagermeister consumed later*
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Good God I want to puke just looking at that.
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I think that handicapped sign needs to appear in all of your posts.
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that handicap sign was a beauty. Talk about right place at the right time.
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that handicap sign was a beauty. Talk about right place at the right time.
No kidding. I was beyond handicapped. I was a small step above vegetative state.
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Hahahah that sign has fantastic placement.
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what the freak
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I bet it's fake.
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I bet it's fake.
as are most things on the internet
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as are most things on the internet
my hard hitting analysis of ny jets football is real as freak.
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my hard hitting analysis of ny jets football is real as freak.
/real talk
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He doesn't even look like an Eskimo. I call fake.
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This city is dangerous. I'm drunk right now, and I live in the red light district. I can either call that coworker chick, or go into one of the "dragon clubs". First response will be what I end up doing.
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This city is dangerous. I'm drunk right now, and I live in the red light district. I can either call that coworker chick, or go into one of the "dragon clubs". First response will be what I end up doing.
Dragon club!
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Woooo!
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freak. Alright
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Hey Tommy next time you're in the Dragon club ask a broad the following they will love it and it's perfect for your obnoxious drunk derriere:
You: Hey you like drgaons?
Hooker: Why yes I do, I am freaking Asian.
You: How about my nuts dragon on your chin.
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freak. Alright
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Tommy, don't drink yourself into a low budget Triad film. Unless your just warming up for HK.
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Also, details please. Did she have a dick AND balls, or just a dick?
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oh its
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oh its
Tommy was murdered halfway through this post.
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oh its
great story, Mparty.
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Tommy was murdered halfway through this post.
That's what happens when you drunkenly haggle at the Jade Dragon House of Tug with Lao Tsu's top earner
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That's what happens when you drunkenly haggle at the Jade Dragon House of Tug with Lao Tsu's top earner
Ha ha. Fantastic. I'm not asking how you are so familiar with this scenario.
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Tommy was murdered halfway through this post.
lol
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What happens in dragon club, stays in your lymphatic system
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What happens in dragon club, stays in your lymphatic system
OK I just laughed out loud maniacally
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Ha ha. Fantastic. I'm not asking how you are so familiar with this scenario.
I'm not. Just adding onto my previous joke about Tommy drinking his way into a Triad action flick
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I think you can get syphilis just reading his last post. I think I saw some crabs jump off.
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This looks 100x better than beer pong.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199a9vwl5l5sjpng/ku-xlarge.png)
http://deadspin.com/canada-has-turned-air-hockey-into-a-drinking-game-1482721920
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This looks 100x better than beer pong.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199a9vwl5l5sjpng/ku-xlarge.png)
http://deadspin.com/canada-has-turned-air-hockey-into-a-drinking-game-1482721920
We need to order one for the tailgate.
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Oh man that Filipino chick was funny. Kept talking about Gary siniae. I think he's a regular for whatsver reason. haha
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i'm like shitty drunk since 8:30. that's what happens when you start drinking at 4....
and your 2nd beer is a god damn Goose Island Bourbon County. it's like drinking mobil 1
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i'm like shitty drunk since 8:30. that's what happens when you start drinking at 4....
and your 2nd beer is a god damn Goose Island Bourbon County. it's like drinking mobil 1
hahaha...good job.
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Yeeeeaaah! Tanqueray mufuckaaa!
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Not really drunk, but I got a growler of 13% bourbon barrel aged stout (Against the Grain 70k). Yeah, this works for a Monday.
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I'm sober. Saving room for some Milwaukee's Best Light tomorrow.
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I'm sober. Saving room for some Milwaukee's Best Light tomorrow.
I'm sober...saving room for this heroin I plan on tying on tonight.
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I'm sober... work makes me think about quitting my job and becoming a full time alcoholic
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Tommy crotchy itchy, bhahaha
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Tommy crotchy itchy, bhahaha
I am guessing MB on that one.
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I'm sober...saving room for this heroin I plan on tying on tonight.
Think I'll just start sniffing glue again.
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ciroq amaretto and sprite. yeeeeeeee
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Pabst Blue Ribbon tonight. The only real beer.
IT WON A BLUE RIBBON MUTHAFUCKA!
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Pabst Blue Ribbon tonight. The only real beer.
IT WON A BLUE RIBBON MUTHAFUCKA!
Apparently the year of Pabst's so called Blue Ribbon (1898?) Is bullshit because they didn't even have blue ribbons for beer at that fair
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Apparently the year of Pabst's so called Blue Ribbon (1898?) Is bullshit because they didn't even have blue ribbons for beer at that fair
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Apparently the year of Pabst's so called Blue Ribbon (1898?) Is bullshit because they didn't even have blue ribbons for beer at that fair
WE'VE BEEN DRINKING LIES
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I was a bit off.. the blue ribbon name is linked to the blue silk ribbon they used to tie around the beer
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=49782
Nevertheless.. I don't know that they've actually won a blue ribbon
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official beer of hipsters
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official beer of hipsters
And old broke people.
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Vodka, yo. Putting people to sleep since I don't freaking know when Russia was built.
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this thread was on the third page. you people freaking disgust me.9
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this thread was on the third page. you people freaking disgust me.9
We should sticky this, can't expect to dig through this thread when plastered.
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I'll just throw my HK experiences in here. Found a great rub and tug near my apt. One of the best massages I ever had, with the added benefit of a tug. $50 USD. This place rocks.
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this thread was on the third page. you people freaking disgust me.9
I'm trying to piece together how I got home last night.9
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I'll just throw my HK experiences in here. Found a great rub and tug near my apt. One of the best massages I ever had, with the added benefit of a tug. $50 USD. This place rocks.
Ahhhh.....to be single. Enjoy my friend.
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still too drunk to drive. McDonalds breakfast is out of the question.
bowl of lucky charms it is.
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still too drunk to drive. McDonalds breakfast is out of the question.
bowl of lucky charms it is.
Eating McDonalds after a night of drinking would have sent this post straight to The Latrine thread anyway. Your bowels thank you.
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Eating McDonalds after a night of drinking would have sent this post straight to The Latrine thread anyway. Your bowels thank you.
Lucky Charms used to give me crazy shits too. Probably because I never had them until I was a teenager. My body didn't know wtf that excrement was.
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Good to see this thread is still alive.
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Duck u
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I never thought I would ever be one of those people, but last night I attempted to take a pee in my shirt drawer. Thankfully my wife redirected me to the bathroom before I started.
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Sooooo fuckn yeah yiooo
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I never thought I would ever be one of those people, but last night I attempted to take a pee in my shirt drawer. Thankfully my wife redirected me to the bathroom before I started.
Damn, that kinda night huh? What tequila involved?
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I'm hungover and could uae some food, Saul.
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Damn, that kinda night huh? What tequila involved?
Scotch. Scotch scotch scotch.
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Someone gave me some Glen livet 25 year. This will be the fanciest hangover yet.
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Someone gave me some Glen livet 25 year. This will be the fanciest hangover yet.
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Wow. Oldest I've had is 21. That sounds fantastic.
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I never thought I would ever be one of those people, but last night I attempted to take a pee in my shirt drawer. Thankfully my wife redirected me to the bathroom before I started.
Hahaha, I've been down that road before. It's been awhile but I usually got stopped before the pissing commenced. I did pee on my kitchen garbage once. I didn't hear the end of that for months.
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I've decided my wife is the most bizarre drunk ever. She just keeps going, seemingly fine, until she leaves the party or the bar and it just slams her all at once. Last night, leave a party, doesn't even seem drunk. Get in the car and she's suddenly completely trashed. Get home, she can barely make into the front door, but she's angrily refusing my help. She walks into the bedroom, trips over like a shirt or something and just falls like a rock into a bag of laundry. Absolutely no attempt to stop, just face first. If the laundry hadn't been there, she would have easily broken her nose and a few teeth.
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I've decided my wife is the most bizarre drunk ever. She just keeps going, seemingly fine, until she leaves the party or the bar and it just slams her all at once. Last night, leave a party, doesn't even seem drunk. Get in the car and she's suddenly completely trashed. Get home, she can barely make into the front door, but she's angrily refusing my help. She walks into the bedroom, trips over like a shirt or something and just falls like a rock into a bag of laundry. Absolutely no attempt to stop, just face first. If the laundry hadn't been there, she would have easily broken her nose and a few teeth.
Our wives should hang out together. That is pretty much spot on. We could just hang out and make fun of them.
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Mine just sleeps on the bathroom floor when she's wicked drunk.
During the summer we tied her to a chair and let her sleep there, which was fine until it started raining and she was tied to a chair.
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I prefer to do the drinking and have my gf be the designated driver. She rarely gets drunk
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Holy shiiiiiiit
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Holy shiiiiiiit
Did you get robbed by that gang of bull dykes?
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I've decided my wife is the most bizarre drunk ever. She just keeps going, seemingly fine, until she leaves the party or the bar and it just slams her all at once. Last night, leave a party, doesn't even seem drunk. Get in the car and she's suddenly completely trashed. Get home, she can barely make into the front door, but she's angrily refusing my help. She walks into the bedroom, trips over like a shirt or something and just falls like a rock into a bag of laundry. Absolutely no attempt to stop, just face first. If the laundry hadn't been there, she would have easily broken her nose and a few teeth.
There's a scientific explanation for that, I forget what it's called but some people are genetically predisposed to that.
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Our wives should hang out together. That is pretty much spot on. We could just hang out and make fun of them.
Good news: I'll actually be in Vegas in two weeks.
Bad news: Wife and I only get two days away from the kids. She didn't want anyone else coming along, so the odds of getting time to meet up are slim. I'll work on it.
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I prefer to do the drinking and have my gf be the designated driver. She rarely gets drunk
I'm diabetic and on meds that prohibit alcohol, but I still drink. I usually have a few at the beginning of the night and then progressively sober up.
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I had my Saisom Du Lente last night. Good not great.
Popping open a Tempelier. Its a Belgian Ale apparently. Gotta finish this Guinness first
Update: this Tempelier is great. Big fan.. very unique flavor, not what I expected.
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I had my Saisom Du Lente last night. Good not great.
Popping open a Tempelier. Its a Belgian Ale apparently. Gotta finish this Guinness first
Update: this Tempelier is great. Big fan.. very unique flavor, not what I expected.
Everything from Corsendonk is pretty good.
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Everything from Corsendonk is pretty good.
Never heard of them before today. It was on sale at Bottle King so I tried it. Good spring/summer beer
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Last night I took down this American chick dressed up as a hot bunny. She was like a 5 but made it so ridiculously easy that it was hard not to. Banged her at her friends place on te couch while her friend passed out in the next room. Also found out that the bitch wears a wig and actually has really short hair. It was weird. I shouldn't have settled, the amount of tail out was ridiculous. Almost passed out in a bank vestibule before finding a cab. Fun night.
The sevens was awesome. No locals so just a bunch of expats acting insane. Had to wait on line for 2 and a half hours just to get to the stands, but the wait was part of the fun. Drinking and bullshiting with random people. Good times.
Also the other day my call girl and I were using google translate to work out the deal. Had to translate "I would like a bj for the first 10 minutes then full sex"
Ah Hong Kong.
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And on said line I was hanging with a bunch of college chicks from Kent here on vacation. Dressed up in hot commando outfits. Kept feeding them alcohol and cranking up the NY accent. They were pretty much all over me until one of their moms comes over and pulls them away from the line.
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I don't even know where to begin with that story lol
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Never heard of them before today. It was on sale at Bottle King so I tried it. Good spring/summer beer
their Christmas Ale is very tasty.
never had the Templier or whatever. looks to be a pretty basic Belgian Dark ale. I prefer the Belgian Strong Dark ales myself. Delerium Noctornum being my favorite
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their Christmas Ale is very tasty.
never had the Templier or whatever. looks to be a pretty basic Belgian Dark ale. I prefer the Belgian Strong Dark ales myself. Delerium Noctornum being my favorite
I got a bottle of the Christmas for Christmas and I'm sitting on it until next Christmas. Corsendonk was one of the first "real" beers I ever had.
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It's official: tommy fucked one of the dyke commandos.
I like Tommy's style...infiltrate the gang from the inside.
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Last night I took down this American chick dressed up as a hot bunny. She was like a 5 but made it so ridiculously easy that it was hard not to. Banged her at her friends place on te couch while her friend passed out in the next room. Also found out that the bitch wears a wig and actually has really short hair.
It was weird. I shouldn't have settled, the amount of tail out was ridiculous. Almost passed out in a bank vestibule before finding a cab. Fun night.
The sevens was awesome. No locals so just a bunch of expats acting insane. Had to wait on line for 2 and a half hours just to get to the stands, but the wait was part of the fun. Drinking and bullshiting with random people. Good times.
Also the other day my call girl and I were using google translate to work out the deal. Had to translate "I would like a bj for the first 10 minutes then full sex"
Ah Hong Kong.
I love the sevens, Rugby was my sport as a younger man, the HK 7's is in on my bucket list.
I love your honesty Tommy but no good thing will come out of disclosing this event on this board. Wigs, Hong Kong and sex, you will need Oscar Pistorius brief to bale you out of this one.
Glad you have settled in to your new surroundings and look forward to seeing you in the fall. ( more pressure to get back home ).
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Hey Tommy we would all like to know was her penis bigger than yours?
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a 5 in a bunny costume who was actually wearing a wig. was she a 5 before or after the wig?
best story ever
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It's official: tommy fucked one of the dyke commandos.
I like Tommy's style...infiltrate the gang from the inside.
Haha. Saw a dude passed out on Lockhart yesterday afternoon. I'm guessing he got rolled.
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It was weird. I shouldn't have settled, the amount of tail out was ridiculous. Almost passed out in a bank vestibule before finding a cab. Fun night.
The sevens was awesome. No locals so just a bunch of expats acting insane. Had to wait on line for 2 and a half hours just to get to the stands, but the wait was part of the fun. Drinking and bullshiting with random people. Good times.
Also the other day my call girl and I were using google translate to work out the deal. Had to translate "I would like a bj for the first 10 minutes then full sex"
Ah Hong Kong.
I love the sevens, Rugby was my sport as a younger man, the HK 7's is in on my bucket list.
I love your honesty Tommy but no good thing will come out of disclosing this event on this board. Wigs, Hong Kong and sex, you will need Oscar Pistorius brief to bale you out of this one.
Glad you have settled in to your new surroundings and look forward to seeing you in the fall. ( more pressure to get back home ).
Haha. Thanks bud. Figure the stories are worth a share, and this is one of those places I don't really feel the need to hold back on details.
Rugby looks like a fun game. I want to try and find a pickup group or something.
And the tailgate would be a great time to spend a week or 10 days back home. We'll see.
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I'm on the alcohol fellas
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I'm on the alcohol fellas
. Get after it man.
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A friend of mine is teaching in Korea and apparently this is the second time a drunk person let themselves into his apartment and fell asleep:
(http://i.imgur.com/DUaLg1b.jpg)
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^LJF?
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The same person each time, or different drunk people? And has he considered locking his door?
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The same person each time, or different drunk people? And has he considered locking his door?
Different people, and he is now considering locking his door.
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buttchug tags ftw
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Went through the Brew Thru at the Outer Banks. Drunk watch America's Dumbest Criminals
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Went through the Brew Thru at the Outer Banks. Drunk watch America's Dumbest Criminals
Redneck Spring Break '14
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Redneck Spring Break '14
Woooooo!!!!
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Woooooo!!!!
I'm heading down there in September. And I'll be damned if I don't get tuned up and watch me the equivalent of some Americas Dumbest Criminals
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I'm heading down there in September. And I'll be damned if I don't get tuned up and watch me the equivalent of some Americas Dumbest Criminals
Sept. is a good time to be here, especially if it's after Labor Day. Less crowded not quite as hot as July.
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A friend of mine is teaching in Korea and apparently this is the second time a drunk person let themselves into his apartment and fell asleep:
(http://i.imgur.com/DUaLg1b.jpg)
Hahaha
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can you die from drinking too much beer? serious question
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can you die from drinking too much beer? serious question
I can't. You can.
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I can't. You can.
There's a certain train pole that would disagree with you.
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There's a certain train pole that would disagree with you.
I almost died. Big difference.
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can you die from drinking too much beer? serious question
I'm sure it's possible but really hard to do. You'd need to be chugging some 8+% beers
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Red Stripe, mon.
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Red Stripe, mon.
I used to love their commercials:
Red stripe commercial awesomeness (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw)
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Red Stripe is a bunch of Jamaican's getting high and forgetting what to put in beer so they just pee in it
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I don't care what I drink normally. Just give me whatever's on tap.
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Tommy likes his drinks like he likes his hoo-ha.
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Tommy likes his drinks like he likes his hoo-ha.
Hahaha. Dick.
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Red Stripe is a bunch of Jamaican's getting high and forgetting what to put in beer so they just pee in it
It's brewed in PA, so it's probably a bunch of Steelers fans.
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Red Stripe is a bunch of Jamaican's getting high and forgetting what to put in beer so they just pee in it
I never drank it, just enjoyed their commercials.
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I never drank it, just enjoyed their commercials.
I'm not snobby when it comes to beer. As long as it isn't skunky, I'll drink it. You don't want to waste good beer on me.
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I'm not snobby when it comes to beer. As long as it isn't skunky, I'll drink it. You don't want to waste good beer on me.
Yeah same here but I limit my mistakes usually to Amstel Light or something I am familiar. The craft beer thing is a waste on me.
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Yeah same here but I limit my mistakes usually to Amstal Light or something I am familiar. The craft beer thing is a waste on me.
I drank Amstel light exclusively from the age 18 until like 28. I can't do it anymore.
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I drank Amstel light exclusively from the age 18 until like 28. I can't do it anymore.
Beer in general or you don't like Amstel any longer?
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Just Amstel
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yuengling whenever I can get my hands on it. supposedly coming to CT for sale sometime soon.
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I had a Yuengling in Boston a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't great.
Sam Adams Summer Ale on the other hand was excellent.
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I had a Yuengling in Boston a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't great.
Sam Adams Summer Ale on the other hand was excellent.
it's not supposed to be great.
I'm a big fan of Sam summer.
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I drink everything from Natty Light to one-off craft brews. I like to consider meself an equal opportunity alcoholic
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Beer in general or you don't like Amstel any longer?
I went on a camping trip in Maine with a few friends when I was 17. My friend's dad said he would buy us some beer, and asked us what we wanted. One of my friends said Amstel Light, so that's what we got. He chose poorly.
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just starting to sober up from last night
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http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/report-on-drunks-at-luke-bryan-concert-features-really-1594402521/+bubbaprog
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If you are not sure what to drink get Dos Equis Amber. It's about the best beer you can get.
Yuengling sucked. I was disappoint.
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Yuengling sucked.
Used to work with a guy that called them "younglings"...it was strange.
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I used to think it was a Chinese beer.
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I used to think it was a Chinese beer.
Before or after Hong Kong?
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Yuengling is OK, you guys are pussies. It's beer. It's not supposed to taste like Hawaiian Punch.
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Yuengling is OK, you guys are pussies. It's beer. It's not supposed to taste like Hawaiian Punch.
People think I'm a snob and I like Yuengling.
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Let me guess. The next thing you guys will say is that PBR is bad. Don't you dare go there......
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Let me guess. The next thing you guys will say is that PBR is bad. Don't you dare go there......
Nope. I like Pabst, too. PBR and Yuengling are pretty much my two go-to cheapies.
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Let me guess. The next thing you guys will say is that PBR is bad. Don't you dare go there......
Nope. I like Pabst, too. PBR and Yuengling are pretty much my two go-to cheapies.
Miller Genuine Draft, Kokannee, and Sleemans' Honey Brown are my go-to's.
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I take pride in consuming shitty beer. Except Strohs. That excrement is nasty. Don't know if it still exists.
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Yuengling is OK, you guys are pussies. It's beer. It's not supposed to taste like Hawaiian Punch.
You guys? As far as I can tell Fenwyr is the only one here to disparage Yuengling.
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You guys? As far as I can tell Fenwyr is the only one here to disparage Yuengling.
I always include Puck in any insulting post.
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Yuengling Black & Tan used to be my favorite beer 4-5 years ago. I could drink it like water.
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I always include Puck in any insulting post.
Smart move. If it isn't cider, Puck won't like it anyway.
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Smart move. If it isn't cider, Puck won't like it anyway.
freak cider.
/puckstapo
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Miller Genuine Draft, Kokannee, and Sleemans' Honey Brown are my go-to's.
Kokanee's not bad. Mill St Organic and Flying Monkeys Antigravity are my house beers.
If I drive down for the tailgate this year I'm bringing a selection of Ontario's finest with me.
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Smart move. If it isn't cider, Puck won't like it anyway.
I can't explain it but every craft beer I try tastes absurdly bitter to me. I wish I could enjoy it more and not drink freaking cider but I haven't found a craft beer that doesn't make me cringe. I guess it's my taste buds because I don't like excrement that's too sweet, like freaking doughnuts.
BTW all of you can gfy's.
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freak cider.
/puckstapo
Well I don't have diabetus, if I did I would probably drink water.
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I can't explain it but every craft beer I try tastes absurdly bitter to me. I wish I could enjoy it more and not drink freaking cider but I haven't found a craft beer that doesn't make me cringe. I guess it's my taste buds because I don't like excrement that's too sweet, like freaking doughnuts.
BTW all of you can gfy's.
I thought you liked the Allagash White, that's not bitter at all.
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Well I don't have diabetus, if I did I would probably drink water.
you can drink beer with diabetes, you just can't have beer hooked up to you via intravenous like Otto over here.
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I thought you liked the Allagash White, that's not bitter at all.
I might have, lol. Next time I will make sure to order some.
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you can drink beer with diabetes, you just can't have beer hooked up to you via intravenous like Otto over here.
Hahahahahaha
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I might have, lol. Next time I will make sure to order some.
I think that might have been the time we went to Stout.
Wheat beer is usually a solid gateway for people who don't like beer.
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I think that might have been the time we went to Stout.
Wheat beer is usually a solid gateway for people who don't like beer.
Ok, until the craft beer craze the only beer that made me cringe was Guinness and Heineken to an extent. The IPA's are non starters and I am sure the big stouts are probably too bitter as well. I try and drink them but I usually just wind up with a cider by the time the glass is half full.
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I think that might have been the time we went to Stout.
Wheat beer is usually a solid gateway for people who don't like beer.
Wheat/weiss beer is revolting pee.
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Ok, until the craft beer craze the only beer that made me cringe was Guinness and Heineken to an extent. The IPA's are non starters and I am sure the big stouts are probably too bitter as well. I try and drink them but I usually just wind up with a cider by the time the glass is half full.
My first I.T. job was in Calgary, Alberta back in 2002. I was junior tech support at an IT vendor called Tecskor. The office was located about 2 blocks away from this area called Eau Claire Market in the the north end of Calgary. There was this pub called the Barley Mill there we used to frequent alot for "liquid lunches"...going back to the office completely tanked (along with the senior mgmt) was a weekly occurrence.
the Barley Mill is where I was first introduced to guinness on tap. I fell in love with it after the first sip. 3 or 4 pints later, i would forget my name.
The Barley Mill was one of the places that had 100+ different beers on tap (stouts, ciders, lagers, ales, etc etc..they had everything)...one of my favorite places to go to in Calgary.
/memories
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you can drink beer with diabetes, you just can't have beer hooked up to you via intravenous like Otto over here.
Hmmm*brain churning*...I have to try that.
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I haven't found an IPA I like too much. The ones I've tried all taste like cologne.
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I haven't found an IPA I like too much. The ones I've tried all taste like cologne.
You've just given me a great business idea.
Edit: apparently I'm not the first one to think of it.
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the Barley Mill is where I was first introduced to guinness on tap. I fell in love with it after the first sip. 3 or 4 pints later, i would forget my name.
Guinness is 4.2% ABV you lightweight.
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Guinness is 4.2% ABV you lightweight.
indeed...it was glorious.
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Guinness is 4.2% ABV you lightweight.
Not on draught it isn't, it's around 5% out of the barrel. The canned stuff is different, but no-one should be drinking Guinness out of cans or bottles in the first place.
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Not on draught it isn't, it's around 5% out of the barrel. The canned stuff is different, but no-one should be drinking Guinness out of cans or bottles in the first place.
guinness on tap is a must.
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Not on draught it isn't, it's around 5% out of the barrel. The canned stuff is different, but no-one should be drinking Guinness out of cans or bottles in the first place.
The Extra Stout, yes. The Draught, not so much…
Guinness stout is available in a number of variants and strengths, which include:
Guinness Draught, sold in kegs, widget cans, and bottles: 4.1 to 4.3% alcohol by volume (ABV); the Extra Cold is served through a super cooler at 3.5°C (38.3°F).[43]
Guinness Original/Extra Stout: 4.2 or 4.3% ABV in Ireland and the rest of Europe, 4.1% in Germany, 4.8% in Namibia and South Africa, 5% in the United States and Canada, and 6% in Australia and Japan.[citation needed]
Guinness Foreign Extra Stout: 7.5% ABV version sold in Europe, Africa, the Caribbean, Asia, and the United States. The basis is an unfermented but hopped Guinness wort extract shipped from Dublin, which is added to local ingredients and fermented locally. The strength can vary, for example, it is sold at 5% ABV in China, 6.5% ABV in Jamaica and East Africa, 6.8% in Malaysia, 7.5% in the United States, and 8% ABV in Singapore.[44][45] In Nigeria a proportion of sorghum is used. Foreign Extra Stout is blended with a small amount of intentionally soured beer. (Formerly it was blended with beer that soured naturally as a result of fermenting in ancient oak tuns with a Brettanomyces population. It is now made with pasteurized beer that has been soured bacterially.[46]) It was previously known as West Indies Porter, then Extra Stout and finally Foreign Extra Stout.[14] It was first made available in the UK in 1990.[14]
Guinness Special Export Stout, Commissioned by John Martin of Belgium in 1912.[47] The first variety of Guinness to be pasteurised, in 1930.[48] 8% ABV.
Guinness Bitter, an English-style bitter beer: 4.4% ABV.
Guinness Extra Smooth, a smoother stout sold in Ghana, Cameroon and Nigeria: 5.5% ABV.
Malta Guinness, a non-alcoholic sweet drink, produced in Nigeria and exported to the UK, East Africa, and Malaysia.
Guinness Mid-Strength, a low-alcohol stout test-marketed in Limerick, Ireland in March 2006[49] and Dublin from May 2007:[50] 2.8% ABV.
Guinness Red, brewed in exactly the same way as Guinness except that the barley is only lightly roasted so that it produces a lighter, slightly fruitier red ale; test-marketed in Britain in February 2007: 4.1% ABV.[51]
250 Anniversary Stout, released in the U.S., Australia and Singapore on 24 April 2009;[52] 5% ABV.
In October 2005, Guinness announced the Brewhouse Series, a limited-edition collection of draught stouts available for roughly six months each. There were three beers in the series.
Brew 39 was sold in Dublin from late 2005 until early 2006. It had the same alcohol content (ABV) as Guinness Draught, used the same gas mix and settled in the same way, but had a slightly different taste. Many found it to be lighter in taste,[53] somewhat closer to Beamish stout[54] than standard Irish Guinness.[55]
Toucan Brew was introduced in May 2006. It was named after the cartoon toucan used in many Guinness advertisements. This beer had a crisper taste with a slightly sweet aftertaste due to its triple-hopped brewing process.
North Star was introduced in October 2006 and sold until into late 2007. Three million pints of North Star were sold in the latter half of 2007.[56]
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Guinness Foreign Extra Stout for the win. They sell that at some of the bodegas in the city. It's damn good.
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You guys? As far as I can tell Fenwyr is the only one here to disparage Yuengling.
I guess 'sucked' was the wrong term. After all the hype I was not impressed. It was average beer.
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I haven't found an IPA I like too much. The ones I've tried all taste like cologne.
Sin City IPA is amazing. It has all the best bits of an IPA without the gag reflex. Sin City Amber is incredible too.
You can only get it on tap, and only in a very few Las Vegas bars unfortunately.
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Guinness Draught, sold in kegs, widget cans, and bottles: 4.1 to 4.3% alcohol by volume (ABV); the Extra Cold is served through a super cooler at 3.5°C (38.3°F).[43]
I stopped reading. Abomination!
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I guess 'sucked' was the wrong term. After all the hype I was not impressed. It was average beer.
Definitely agree with you there. It's my favorite budget beer though.
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I guess 'sucked' was the wrong term. After all the hype I was not impressed. It was average beer.
I would say it's the quintessential "average" beer. It doesn't really pretend to be anything more than that.
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I guess 'sucked' was the wrong term. After all the hype I was not impressed. It was average beer.
Do you got yuengling out there? Holy crap I didnt even think about not being able to get it. Ive had a hard time getting it north of NY, let alone the left coast. I may have to put the kibash on this whole thing.
Ok...im kidding....half kidding. Seriously though you guys got it?
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I had Yuengling in Boston. I won't be rushing to find it again, but I've had worse.
Sam Adams Summer Ale was awesome though. Wish I could get that up here.
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My dad is a one and only one type of beer guy. Yuengling was the only beer I ever even knew existed growing up since thats what was in my fridge, those are the beers id steal, thats just the beer, and compared to the crap everyone else was drinkin at the time I found it to be exceptional. Of course once I turned 21 ive tried others and enjoy a wide range of clearly superior beers as a treat. But yuengling will always be my meat and potatoes.
If that makes sense.
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My dad only drank Becks and Grolsch, so those were the only beers in my fridge growing up. First beer I ever tried was a Becks. I spit it all out, and was convinced that I would never drink beer again.
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My Mom drank Milwaukee's Best Light. I don't know beer.
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My dad only drank Becks and Grolsch, so those were the only beers in my fridge growing up. First beer I ever tried was a Becks. I spit it all out, and was convinced that I would never drink beer again.
Grolsch was our house beer in the UK, Mrs English and I both drank it. Since we moved over here neither of us can stand it, I think it's very different in North America to Europe. Stella and Heineken on the other hand are both pretty similar.
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My dad only drank Becks and Grolsch, so those were the only beers in my fridge growing up. First beer I ever tried was a Becks. I spit it all out, and was convinced that I would never drink beer again.
I did that with a Coors Light that my dad left unattended when I was 5 or so. Disgusting.
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Drinking Waterfront Summer Ale right now. Won pizza for 4 at a local baseball game. 'murica.
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BTW you guys are definitely getting a few six packs of these for the tailgate, right?
(http://thebeercast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Otto3.jpg)
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BTW you guys are definitely getting a few six packs of these for the tailgate, right?
(http://thebeercast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Otto3.jpg)
I couldn't find them near me. I would have gotten them last year otherwise.
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BTW you guys are definitely getting a few six packs of these for the tailgate, right?
(http://thebeercast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Otto3.jpg)
I never even heard of this beer until Bo made it famous. I've never seen it in a store before.
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It's from Prague apparently:
http://www.purespiritdrinks.co.uk/flat-cap-beers-otto-czech-pilsner.html
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I would love to get that beer, but where can we get it?
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I would love to get that beer, but where can we get it?
You can order it apparently.
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mb buttchugs rogaine...lmao!
/tags
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That guy on the label sure is a handsome dude, ain't he?
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You can order it apparently.
From the Czech republic? Hahahaha yeah I might try that one.
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From the Czech republic? Hahahaha yeah I might try that one.
It's British.
http://www.flatcapbeers.com/shop/index.php/beers/otto-czech-pilsner-4.html
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It's British.
http://www.flatcapbeers.com/shop/index.php/beers/otto-czech-pilsner-4.html
JE is on it.
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That guy on the label sure is a handsome dude, ain't he?
He looks like a dude I know that consumes smog, asbestos, boils from a hobo and mold on A daily basis, you know a science experiment waiting to happen.
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It's British.
http://www.flatcapbeers.com/shop/index.php/beers/otto-czech-pilsner-4.html
My bad I thought, " From Prague" meant the Czech Republic not England.
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mb buttchugs rogaine...lmao!
/tags
Hello Valtrex, my name is Tommy.
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JE is on it.
I'm actually going to be in England a few weeks before the tailgate. If I remember, if I can find it and if I have space to carry it, I'll bring some back with me.
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I'm actually going to be in England a few weeks before the tailgate. If I remember, if I can find it and if I have space to carry it, I'll bring some back with me.
That's not what I want to hear.
I want to hear, "freak my cunty stuff, I'm gonna bring as much to the tailgate as I can bloody well fit on the bloody plane."
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He looks like a dude I know that consumes smog, asbestos, boils from a hobo and mold on A daily basis, you know a science experiment waiting to happen.
Still a handsome fella despite all that excrement. Look at those sideburns!
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That's not what I want to hear.
I want to hear, "freak my cunty stuff, I'm gonna bring as much to the tailgate as I can bloody well fit on the bloody plane."
To be honest, the idea of taking bottles of beer on a transatlantic flight in the same bag as my clothes doesn't seem like a very good one.
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To be honest, the idea of taking bottles of beer on a transatlantic flight in the same bag as my clothes doesn't seem like a very good one.
In the words of guinness doing a bad impression of you, "freak [your] cunty stuff".
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To be honest, the idea of taking bottles of beer on a transatlantic flight in the same bag as my clothes doesn't seem like a very good one.
I want to break your balls so bad here, but there is definitely a chance the bottle could explode at a certain altitude. So, yeah, might not be a good idea.
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In the words of guinness doing a bad impression of you, "freak [your] cunty stuff".
Or....this
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I want to break your balls so bad here, but there is definitely a chance the bottle could explode at a certain altitude. So, yeah, might not be a good idea.
http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/taking-beer-on-a-plane-as-a-checked-bag.19862/
Remind me in September and I'll try and do it. I'll have my sister order some bottles and have them sent to her house so I don't have to hunt them down.
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(http://i.imgur.com/MWJdYPs.jpg)
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Gin and tonic. Beefeater isn't as good as Tanqueray. Gay drunk!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wxdCK-GNis
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http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/extremely-intoxicated-metro-north-passenger-munches-on-1612663395
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http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/extremely-intoxicated-metro-north-passenger-munches-on-1612663395
That is by far from the grossest thing I've seen consumed on metronorth.
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Did she drop those herself or were they already there? Sorta makes a difference.
Btw I once watched a homeless guy drop his soup on the floor of the 5train, and he began to scoop up the soup with his piece of bread right on the floor. Some dude handed him $5 and just said "stop that".
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Yuengling is expected to be for sale in Connecticut by Sept. 22nd. anyone that has followed my plight of living in a non distribution state knows this is a big deal for me.
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Yuengling is expected to be for sale in Connecticut by Sept. 22nd. anyone that has followed my plight of living in a non distribution state knows this is a big deal for me.
Is your liver ok with this?
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I drank some Yuengling when I was in Boston a couple of months ago. excrement's overrated.
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I drank some Yuengling when I was in Boston a couple of months ago. excrement's overrated.
Yuengling >>>>>>>> Bud/Coors/Miller
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I used to think Yuengling was a Chinese beer, so always avoided it.
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Yuengling is what it is. I don't see how it can be considered overrated.
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Yuengling Light. I'm at the beach at someone else's house. It's what they had and I'm too lazy to go to the store. freak you.
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Yuengling Light. I'm at the beach at someone else's house. It's what they had and I'm too lazy to go to the store. freak you.
Better than the other light beers.
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Better than the other light beers.
Disagree. Light beer sucks, but I can drink the original without wanting to vomit. LITE
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Best beer: cold and free.
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Been drinking a lot of magnets lately. It's better than the other ciders, less sweet.
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Been drinking a lot of magnets lately. It's better than the other ciders, less sweet.
explains a lot.
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hahahaha
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Been drinking a lot of magnets lately. It's better than the other ciders, less sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
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Best beer: cold and free.
This is true too.
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I don't get the connection between ICP and magnets. Someone please explain.
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I don't get the connection between ICP and magnets. Someone please explain.
Google.
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I don't get the connection between ICP and magnets. Someone please explain.
Start on the video I linked at about 1:48.
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I hate it when I puke on boxed wine.
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Start on the video I linked at about 1:48.
no
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PBR and red wine tonight. Somebody's gotta drink it.
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no
Then don't complain. That video is the connection.
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Then don't complain. That video is the connection.
Classic Tommy.
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Classic Tommy.
I can't tell if he thinks it's a prank or just really doesn't care.
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PBR and red wine tonight. Somebody's gotta drink it.
Mix them together.
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Mix them together.
PRR! Yes!
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PBR and red wine tonight. Somebody's gotta drink it.
budweiser and white wine my brotha. living well is the best revenge
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budweiser and white wine my brotha. living well is the best revenge
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I mixed probably every liquor type imaginable last night. Cider, tequila, whiskey, vodka, wine, and sake. It's 7pm and I'm still hungover. Crust this sucks.
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Crust this sucks.
...
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Christ
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I mixed probably every liquor type imaginable last night. Cider, tequila, whiskey, vodka, wine, and sake. It's 7pm and I'm still hungover. Crust this sucks.
no beer, gtfo
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Who else is drunk???? Owww!!!!
Gas station Bud Light FTW!
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Who else is drunk???? Owww!!!!
Gas station Bud Light FTW!
You didn't get from the porcelain tap behind the door that says men did you?
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You didn't get from the porcelain tap behind the door that says men did you?
I bought a 6er of 16 ozers. I swear I didn't Puck any dudes!
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I bought a 6er of 16 ozers. I swear I didn't Puck any dudes!
Denying something noone accused you off makes me very suspicious.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/welcome-to-cameroon-where-drinking-baileys-can-lead-to-imprisonment-9729669.html
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http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/09/18/pabst-is-said-to-near-a-sale/
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My view at the social club. Gotta get hammered before the Jets game. Don't know if I can handle it.
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A friend's going away party last night. After drinking pre-flight and during the 9hr flight from Aussie, went straight home, showered, and headed out to the party. Bar hopping, popping bottles at a club, then a grimey bar near my house where I managed to pick up some young Indonesian or Thai chick (no penis thankfully). Definitely one of my top hangovers of all time. Hugging the toilet, massive headache, and no aspirin in the apt. None. No water either, and HK tap water is awful.
Brutal brutal hangover. Don't care, got laid.
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Thought you'd find this funny:
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I got exceptionally drunk at the RedBlacks game last night. I remember them finding new ways of sucking, and I remember going to the pub. After that it's all blank.
I can guarantee I didn't get laid though.
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How bad is the hangover?
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I just managed to eat something and have now returned to bed, although I have to go and do stuff shortly. No headache, but I still don't know if I can safely drive as walking up and down the stairs makes me dizzy. I've had much worse hangovers; thankfully I avoided my usual trick of switching to bourbon since the pub we go to after football has a shitty selection.
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A friend's going away party last night. After drinking pre-flight and during the 9hr flight from Aussie, went straight home, showered, and headed out to the party. Bar hopping, popping bottles at a club, then a grimey bar near my house where I managed to pick up some young Indonesian or Thai chick (no penis thankfully). Definitely one of my top hangovers of all time. Hugging the toilet, massive headache, and no aspirin in the apt. None. No water either, and HK tap water is awful.
Brutal brutal hangover. Don't care, got laid.
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Thought you'd find this funny:
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Again? ??
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I thankfully haven't been hungover in ages. I'd like to keep it that way.
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Tommy you moved to hong king to work at a Chinese restaurant?
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Tommy you moved to hong king to work at a Chinese restaurant?
Hahaha. I. Make chinese food.
Btw the only upside to vicious hangovers is the amazing feeling the day after. It's like going from 10% to 80% in terms of well-being. That 70% is a huge difference, and feels amazing.
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Hahaha. I. Make chinese food.
Btw the only upside to vicious hangovers is the amazing feeling the day after. It's like going from 10% to 80% in terms of well-being. That 70% is a huge difference, and feels amazing.
You average it out, it's 45%, that doesn't sound like a good deal to me. Why not be 90% both days and not be a hungover.
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You average it out, it's 45%, that doesn't sound like a good deal to me. Why not be 90% both days and not be a hungover.
The average doesn't matter. It's the change. You don't notice going from 85 to 90pct. But you sure as hell notice the difference from 10 to 80 etc. You feel born again.
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The average doesn't matter. It's the change. You don't notice going from 85 to 90pct. But you sure as hell notice the difference from 10 to 80 etc. You feel born again.
You missed my point, lol.
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You missed my point, lol.
and you missed the part where he got laid. Nobody gets that strange hoo-ha by staying at home being a sober sally
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You missed my point, lol.
Haha no I get it but it's like the first day fully recovered after the flu. It's that change that's awesome.
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and you missed the part where he got laid. Nobody gets that strange hoo-ha by staying at home being a sober sally
Hey bonehead he got laid the night before his hangover.
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and you missed the part where he got laid. Nobody gets that strange hoo-ha by staying at home being a sober sally
Funny, it's always the nights that I really don't want to go out where I end up getting laid.
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Hey bonehead he got laid the night before his hangover.
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yes he got drunk, then laid, then hungover. at least thats the way I would do it.
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Funny, it's always the nights that I really don't want to go out where I end up getting laid.
because you go out relaxed and with no expectations of getting laid.
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The reverse would be difficult to pull off.
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because you go out relaxed and with no expectations of getting laid.
Pretty much. I'm also seeing someone too, so that combined makes that "I don't give a freak what happens" even stronger.
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Nobody gets that strange hoo-ha by staying at home being a sober sally
Tinder bruh
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Tinder bruh
ive never used it, but safe to say I would have to get shithammered to freak a rando from an online dating app. Not much different than meeting a rando indonesian chick at a bar I guess
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Tinder is awesome. But even tinder dates require booze. That's the idea. Meet up, do shots, close the deal. I've been on a few dry tinder dates, those are usually the girls who want relationships anyway. They're usually not even hot enough for that.
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Man I'm glad I'm not single. I'd be lost in this dating world. If I tried tinder, I'd likely end up roofied and unsure whether I got raped or laid by a man, woman, or manlady.
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Hangover shits.
And I have a patch of skin missing from my elbow. Wtf.
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We were supposed to go to my sister's 40th birthday party last night until we got on the freeway and my daughter puked. We had to turn around and go home, but we were bringing the tequila, triple sec, and limeaid for margaritas. Turned around, went home, and realized we don't really drink much any more. Maybe once a week, and we sure as hell weren't keeping that much limeaid in the fridge. Decided for some reason to kill the whole bottle of tequila just to get rid of the limeaid. I feel like death this morning, but I also chugged a huge bottle of water before going to bed. Woke up twice to pee, but no puke and not much headache. Just wiped and sore, the latter of which is kind of a diabetic hangover feeling.
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Hangover shits.
And I have a patch of skin missing from my elbow. Wtf.
Haha, your elbow fucked a cheese grater again.
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I feel like excrement after drinking a normal amount of booze last night. sweet.
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'It's an easy thing to do without': NBC news anchor Brian Williams reveals he never drinks because he 'doesn't want to miss breaking stories'
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'It's an easy thing to do without': NBC news anchor Brian Williams reveals he never drinks because he 'doesn't want to miss breaking stories'
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Out of cold beer on the train to NYC, drinking a warm brew right now.
Soldier
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Out of cold beer on the train to NYC, drinking a warm brew right now.
Soldier
Me too. I was too sober to wait for the fridge to cool them.
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Beer shots liquor margs
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Fourth hangover this week. A friend and former coworker was in town this week on business, so that meant a bunch of after work drinking.
I don't sleep well when I drink and always wake up way too early. Had to call in sick on Friday because we got back at like 5am from macau. My friend shoved one of the ferry workers into a wall when he tried to wake him. Oddly enough they were alright with it. White people can get away with murder out here.
Last night was Peking duck and bar hopping. At about midnight it became too much for me. Called it quits and headed home. Dude is leaving this morning finally.
My everything hurts.
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Shitfaced at the RedBlacks game last night. My wife seems to have developed a habit of taking photos of me passed out drunk and posting them on Facebook. This time I appear to have her pet bunny sitting on my head.
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Tinder is awesome. But even tinder dates require booze. That's the idea. Meet up, do shots, close the deal. I've been on a few dry tinder dates, those are usually the girls who want relationships anyway. They're usually not even hot enough for that.
Booze or weed. I did coke with one of my tinder dates too. Random
Could never do a dry tinder date. What's the harm in going out for a drink ?
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Booze or weed. I did coke with one of my tinder dates too. Random
Could never do a dry tinder date. What's the harm in going out for a drink ?
Ben Roelisberger.
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Ben Roelisberger.
Also Tommy
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Shitfaced at the RedBlacks game last night. My wife seems to have developed a habit of taking photos of me passed out drunk and posting them on Facebook. This time I appear to have her pet bunny sitting on my head.
Have her tag you in the photo please. How did I not get to see this?
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Booze or weed. I did coke with one of my tinder dates too. Random
Could never do a dry tinder date. What's the harm in going out for a drink ?
Ben Roelisberger.
This was perfect Bo.
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Beefeater and tonic and PBR. Classy
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Also Tommy
I meant the girl didn't drink. There are a lot of Asians out here who don't drink. They call them teetotals. freak them.
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Speaking of tinder, the pros out here have started to use to advertise. Thought this was funny:
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Speaking of tinder, the pros out here have started to use to advertise. Thought this was funny:
You should date her and get one of these tugssages for free.
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Hangover plus the clocks moving back equals pooping and posting at 6:30 AM.
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Ah now you fucks are 13hrs behind.
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Hangover plus the clocks moving back equals pooping and posting at 6:30 AM.
This is me right now
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Speaking of tinder, the pros out here have started to use to advertise. Thought this was funny:
There's a lot of tinder spam bots. It's annoying.
They need to fix it. Most of them have nothing written in the profile but a lot of them have 5-6 pics of the same person. Don't know where they're stealing them all from
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There's a lot of tinder spam bots. It's annoying.
They need to fix it. Most of them have nothing written in the profile but a lot of them have 5-6 pics of the same person. Don't know where they're stealing them all from
I'm totally convinced that the hot chicks I didn't match with were bots.
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I'm totally convinced that the hot chicks I didn't match with were bots.
Lol. You know if they are based on their responses.
Sometimes I have to double check. I hate wasting witty responses on bots. It genuinely pisses me off.
But it's 50/50. Ive pulled some absurdly hot chicks off Tinder. I don't bother talking to anyone less than a 7, because I'm generally over inundated on it anyways but I've pulled more than a handful of solid 9-10s
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I just made bloody Mary's with pickle juice, A-1, green taco sauce, sriacha sauce, lime and lemon juice and red and black pepper.
Sounds weird but it's delicious and necessary.
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That's a lot of spice for one Bloody Mary.
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That's a lot of spice for one Bloody Mary.
It's really not that spicy at all. Just a lot of taste.
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I found a fantastic bloody mary mix called Ubon's. They have two versions: BBQ and Spicy. The Spicy is perfect. I don't need to add a thing (except vodka)
http://ubons.net/ubbmm/
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I found a fantastic bloody mary mix called Ubon's. They have two versions: BBQ and Spicy. The Spicy is perfect. I don't need to add a thing (except vodka)
http://ubons.net/ubbmm/
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i just came.
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Got my hands on some North Korean brandy. I want to drink this, but I also don't.
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I found a fantastic bloody mary mix called Ubon's. They have two versions: BBQ and Spicy. The Spicy is perfect. I don't need to add a thing (except vodka)
http://ubons.net/ubbmm/
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i just came.
Guinness still makes the best bloody mary on the face of the earth.
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Guinness still makes the best bloody mary on the face of the earth.
Awww...I'm touched. One of these tailgates I have to make like a pitcher or something like that.
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Guinness still makes the best bloody mary on the face of the earth.
2.5 honks
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2.5 honks
You don't agree?
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Awww...I'm touched. One of these tailgates I have to make like a pitcher or something like that.
Yeah we heard you were an alter boy.
There's always next year, plus when you bring that pitcher maybe you can bring some of that single malt you never shared.
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Yeah we heard you were an alter boy.
There's always next year, plus when you bring that pitcher maybe you can bring some of that single malt you never shared.
Uhhh...no
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You don't agree?
He's a freaking pansy.
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You don't agree?
It's good...but not the best i've had.
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He's a freaking pansy.
<3
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It's good...but not the best i've had.
There was no bacon in mine, so I understand.
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He's a freaking pansy.
This is the worst kept secret on this board.
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It's good...but not the best i've had.
Well you're the first person out of 20 to say this and your opinion on food and drink is less reliable than John Idzik's draft record, so there's that.
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Uhhh...no
Yeah I didn't think so.
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Well you're the first person out of 20 to say this and your opinion on food and drink is less reliable than John Idzik's draft record, so there's that.
At least i can tally a bill correctly
After seeing your arithmetic skills up close....by 20 people, you probably mean 1 or 2.
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At least i can tally a bill correctly
After seeing your arithmetic skills up close....by 20 people, you probably mean 1 or 2.
1 +1 equals 3..... anyhow here's 7 right off the top of my head:
Santa
L (wont say her real name)
Tongue
Badger
SJ
Koz
Me
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1 +1 equals 3..... anyhow here's 7 right off the top of my head:
Santa
L (wont say her real name)
Tongue
Badger
SJ
Koz
Me
7 is the new 20.
Before you blow this out of proportion...he makes a good bloody mary, it's just not the best one (i've had anyway). It's not intended to be a slight on Chuck.
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7 is the new 20.
Before you blow this out of proportion...he makes a good bloody mary, it's just not the best one (i've had anyway). It's not intended to be a slight on Chuck.
After seeing your arithmetic skills up close....by 20 people, you probably mean 1 or 2.
Yeah uh huh just like 1 or 2 is the new 7........ I am sorry you don't like his bloody mary and thinks it's excrement. I don't know why you find the need to play the devils advaocte, you can freak yourself.(http://www.jetoffensive.com/data:image/x-icon;base64,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%3D%3D) (http://search.surfcanyon.com/search?f=nrl1&q=I%20hang%20out%20there%20for%20hours%20on%20end.&partner=fastestfox)
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Yeah uh huh just like 1 or 2 is the new 7........ I hang out there for hours on end. I am sorry you don't like his bloody mary and thinks it's excrement. I don't know why you find the need to play the devils advaocte, you can freak yourself.
I guess we can add "stellar reading comprehension skills" to your resume.
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I guess we can add "stellar reading comprehension skills" to your resume.
It's not my fault you think Guinness and his bloody mary's suck.
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It's not my fault you think Guinness and his bloody mary's suck.
hahahahaha....you're an derriere. :)
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hahahahaha....you're an derriere. :)
<3
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I've never had one of Guinness's bloody marys but I think they suck as well.
#teamcanada
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I've never had one of Guinness's bloody marys but I think they suck as well.
#teamcanada
i suppose it's feasible a bloody mary could be the catalyst to starting a war between the US & Canada.
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i suppose it's feasible a bloody mary could be the catalyst to starting a war between the US & Canada.
God knows we need something to make the day more interesting. It's too bad hockey would provide that spark.
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Got my hands on some North Korean brandy. I want to drink this, but I also don't.
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Go ahead and drink it. My buddy in Seoul said it's available at the DMZ shop and is a questionable quality brandy. Good luck.
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Go ahead and drink it. My buddy in Seoul said it's available at the DMZ shop and is a questionable quality brandy. Good luck.
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Ha, yeah. That's where I got it. I have no doubt it tastes like excrement.
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Google said it's a "100 year whsikey", supposed to make you live to 100. Drink up!
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i suppose it's feasible a bloody mary could be the catalyst to starting a war between the US & Canada.
"Youre beer sucks!"
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"Youre beer sucks!"
prrrrt
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Too early for grammar, just appreciate the quote
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"Youre beer sucks!"
It doesn't, we just don't send the good stuff south.
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Pleassee America invented beer! I believe it was back in the 50s
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It doesn't, we just don't send the good stuff south.
Don't you dare insult Labatt Blue you son of a bitch!
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Don't you dare insult Labatt Blue you son of a bitch!
Their 'good' excrement is only good because of the alcohol content. Molson XXX will mess up your life.
Blue is nice if it's really cold, but no beer should have to be really cold to be good.
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Canadian beer is nothing special.
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Remind me of the last time any of the three of you were in Canada.
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If it can't manage its way across the border then obviously I'm not missing anything.
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Well the alcohol content is higher up there so that counts for something.
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Well the alcohol content is higher up there so that counts for something.
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That has definitely changed, big time.
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That has definitely changed, big time.
Yeah some of the excrement you drink rivals hard liquor.
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If it can't manage its way across the border then obviously I'm not missing anything.
Hahahah Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it.
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I think I'm still drunk from last night.
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Remind me of the last time any of the three of you were in Canada.
2009. I drove into the Yukon Territory from Alaska one day, then visited Victoria, BC another. Both part of an Alaskan Cruise.
Basically all I know about Canada I learned from MBGreen and TV stereotypes.
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Basically all I know about Canada I learned from MBGreen and TV stereotypes.
In fairness that doesn't make your knowledge wrong.
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Well, I just got shook down.
In Beijing. Doing my thing and getting a feel for the city. Figure I stop over where the nightlife action is. Completely dead. I mean 9pm and no one around. I get that it's early and on a weds, but completely empty bars? At this point I'm down for anything. Some dude approaches me and invites me to a strip club or "lady bar". Why the freak not. He said that you pay the girl 100RMB and buy her a drink and if you like her, pay her another 500 RMB to take her home. Not a bad deal I thought.
I get there, and immediately mobbed by all the girls. Okay this is weird. I pick the hottest one, and buy her a drink and we start chatting in broken English. She orders a 200RMB drink but I said freak it, why not. Her friend comes over and brings a plate of food. I ain't order this. The waiter brings the other girl a drink and gets us all another round. Alright, I think I've had enough. I tell them to settle me up so I can get the hell outa there.
500 for the girls time (100 initial plus tip), 1000 to rent the table, 1500 for the drinks, 500 for the club fee, and 500 entrance fee.
I flip the freak out. I ain't paying for all that. Blah blah blah. The girls tell me to calm down and the one who spoke English will talk to the manager. freak that, I'm going up to him.
I approach this old dude in a chair and start blabbing in English. He turns his head. 2 big guys come by and say "what problem?" I try and explain to them. The old guy says one word, and they offered to knock 500 RMB off. I say that's bullshit blah blah. Old man says something else, and they ask me if I want to go somewhere private to discuss as to not disturb the rest of the patrons. Says this as 2 more guys start edging towards us.
At this point I'm thinking "okay I fucked up, I deserve this, but do I really want to find out what happens behind closed doors... in fuckn China?"
I pay the bill (3500 = $560) and peace the freak out.
I deserved that to falling into that crap just to feed my curiosity. Also prob deserve it after all the excrement I've said about Chinese people. Oh well. Now at the hotel bar getting drunk.
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We're goin' to Rick's!
/broken english
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Seriously, dude? That's the oldest scam in the book. They were warning us about those joints the first time I went to London without my parents and that was 25 years ago. You've travelled a fair bit, have you really never heard of that ruse before?
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I've generally avoided any place that I'm being invited to by someone I don't know. Never heard actual details about what goes on at those places though. I've been to dragon club in HK, but it was way more straightforward. You, one girl, and whatever happens. Thought it would be in that vein. Oh well. Live and learn. I deserve it for being so fuckn stupid.
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The real lesson here is that Chinese people are terrible
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You have to be smarter there.
I have a friend that I worked with for 4 years that left to go to China. He was a South American trust fund kid, his uncle is a shipping magnate. Anyhow, he looks like the gay dude from White Collar (He wasn't BO, so freak off) and could get chicks hand over fist. He used to show me the pics he would get from hot broads, he got at least 3-4 nudies a day from mostly models or ones that could be.
So he was in China, just starting college there, working, god knows why he, he didn't need the money. He died under suspicious circumstances, he was 30 freaking 3 years old. He ran Triathalons and did well, and they said he had a heart attack, which is bullshit. He loved the Chinese working broads, there was one with him when he passed. They never did an autopsy. He had multiple citizenships and it was a mess getting his remains out.
BTW this is a true story, not made up bullshit. I obviously know his name and the obits are out there.
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I've generally avoided any place that I'm being invited to by someone I don't know. Never heard actual details about what goes on at those places though. I've been to dragon club in HK, but it was way more straightforward. You, one girl, and whatever happens. Thought it would be in that vein. Oh well. Live and learn. I deserve it for being so fuckn stupid.
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Could have been a lot worse, there are some proper horror stories of those kinds of venues. Escaping with the loss of no more than a few hundred bucks and your pride is far from the worst result.
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We're goin' to Rick's!
/broken english
We go Rick!
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China? excrement I would have invited them to the back room and asked for all 5 feet 3 inches of them to try me
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I just had the most perfectly balanced Bloody Mary.
Crop cucumber vodka, Mr. and Mrs. T mix, A-1, Frank's hot sauce, lemon and lime juice and a dash a red pepper. So simple, so good.
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I just had the most perfectly balanced Bloody Mary.
Crop cucumber vodka, Mr. and Mrs. T mix, A-1, Frank's hot sauce, lemon and lime juice and a dash a red pepper. So simple, so good.
You have amazing taste in beer, but this sounds gag worthy.
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I just had the most perfectly balanced Bloody Mary.
Crop cucumber vodka, Mr. and Mrs. T mix, A-1, Frank's hot sauce, lemon and lime juice and a dash a red pepper. So simple, so good.
Cucumber or cumcumber?
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You have amazing taste in beer, but this sounds gag worthy.
Gag worthy to you, amazing to me and the wife.
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Cucumber or cumcumber?
Use your imagination.
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I'd drink it.
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I just had the most perfectly balanced Bloody Mary.
Crop cucumber vodka, Mr. and Mrs. T mix, A-1, Frank's hot sauce, lemon and lime juice and a dash a red pepper. So simple, so good.
Sounds freaking delicious
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I just don't get it. Don't try to polish this turd. Throw some vodka and V8 together and call it a day. Just as terrible tasting, without all the extra effort.
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I just had the most perfectly balanced Bloody Mary.
Crop cucumber vodka, Mr. and Mrs. T mix, A-1, Frank's hot sauce, lemon and lime juice and a dash a red pepper. So simple, so good.
You make the best bloody Mary so I would give it a whirl, it sounds pretty decent, also freak Fenwyr.
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Sounds freaking delicious
Or ketchup and vodka for the Canadians.
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You make the best bloody Mary so I would give it a whirl, it sounds pretty decent, also freak Fenwyr.
I don't add booze to my leftover marinades and drink it either. And... Puck needs a bloody mary enema.
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I just don't get it. Don't try to polish this turd. Throw some vodka and V8 together and call it a day. Just as terrible tasting, without all the extra effort.
Different strokes for different folks.
There's a big difference between throwing vodka and v8 together and making a proper Bloody Mary.
You like rum and coke. How about I take some swill rum and mix it with RC Cola or White Rock cola?
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I don't add booze to my leftover marinades and drink it either. And... Puck needs a bloody mary enema.
Nice, I have had five in my lifetime. I know a dozen people who say Chuck makes the best they ever had, so freak you. Lol
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Your reasoning actually makes no sense.
You don't like it, that's fine. No one else should?
I don't like martinis...should I just excrement on the whole concept of a martini as dirty olive juice and vodka? Any vodka will do? Any ingredient doesn't matter?
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Your reasoning actually makes no sense.
You don't like it, that's fine. No one else should?
I don't like martinis...should I just excrement on the whole concept of a martini as dirty olive juice and vodka? Any vodka will do? Any ingredient doesn't matter?
I tried that reasoning with my shellfish allergy the last time I ate with Puck. He ordered 47 appetizers in response.
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I tried that reasoning with my shellfish allergy the last time I ate with Puck. He ordered 47 appetizers in response.
Only 47? That's small potatoes when you dine with Puck.
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BOOZE WAAAAAAAAR
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I just had the most perfectly balanced Bloody Mary.
Crop cucumber vodka, Mr. and Mrs. T mix, A-1, Frank's hot sauce, lemon and lime juice and a dash a red pepper. So simple, so good.
This should be made into a wing flavor.
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Frank's hot sauce, a hotter hot sauce, liquid I can't believe it's not butter, lime juice and honey and a touch of BBQ sauce.
You're welcome.
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Frank's hot sauce, a hotter hot sauce, liquid I can't believe it's not butter, lime juice and honey and a touch of BBQ sauce.
You're welcome.
you forgot the cumin, soya sauce, horseradish, and cheez whiz.
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you forgot the cumin, soya sauce, horseradish, and cheez whiz.
Soya sauce?
I would think you're being sarcastic, but considering it's you, I wouldn't doubt you'd add all that excrement.
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Soya sauce?
I would think you're being sarcastic, but considering it's you, I wouldn't doubt you'd add all that excrement.
Maybe if you come out for a tailgate dinner once in awhile, you could see firsthand what my eating habits entail....instead of believing everything you read.
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Guinness you don't have to go out with us for dinner to see MB's terrible palate. Well you don't anyway.
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Guinness you don't have to go out with us for dinner to see MB's terrible palate. Well you don't anyway.
Yes he does.
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Yes he does.
He never ever does.
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He never ever does.
No...he needs to participate. Don't be an Alio.
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No...he needs to participate. Don't be an Alio.
Yeah he will come up with every pathetic excuse under the sun so he won't show up.
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You guys get dinner on Friday night. I'm at work. How this hasn't been established is beyond me.
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You guys get dinner on Friday night. I'm at work. How this hasn't been established is beyond me.
We had dinner on Thursday and Saturday too
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We had dinner on Thursday and Saturday too
I was there on Thursday after work and I have to stay home one day out of the four. Sorry, but I'm better in small doses ;)
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Nice, I have had five in my lifetime. I know a dozen people who say Chuck makes the best they ever had, so freak you. Lol
Five enemas? Creepy.
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I was there on Thursday after work and I have to stay home one day out of the four. Sorry, but I'm better in small doses ;)
It's fun watching you talk off koz and puck's ear.
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It's fun watching you talk off koz and puck's ear.
You fuckers love me. Koz hates me. You can't win them all.
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Five enemas? Creepy.
Bo with the assist!
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Different strokes for different folks.
There's a big difference between throwing vodka and v8 together and making a proper Bloody Mary.
You like rum and coke. How about I take some swill rum and mix it with RC Cola or White Rock cola?
And do not put down my swill rum, or my fake cola, or on rare occasions my plastic cups.
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I love bloody Mary's but only ever have them when hungover.
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And do not put down my swill rum, or my fake cola, or on rare occasions my plastic cups.
I was just specifying that you can have different levels of how good the "same" drink can be. I would never judge a drink. I've drank more than my fair share of swill before.
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I was just specifying that you can have different levels of how good the "same" drink can be. I would never judge a drink. I've drank more than my fair share of swill before.
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Oh, and Fen...jfif will put you down for the plastic cup. Not me.
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Oh, and Fen...jfif will put you down for the plastic cup. Not me.
I am a fan of the big red cup.
Any time that abortion of a drink pokes it's head out I have to be the poopchute. To each their own of course.
Swill (rum or vodka) and Hawaiian Punch is my favorite for hangovers. We can both drink red excrement, mine just tastes better.
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Ahhhh...Golden Anniversary. I've been down that road before.
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Ahhhh...Golden Anniversary. I've been down that road before.
Was too lazy to find a picture of the recycled 20 oz bottles they came in back then. One of my favorite bars in college had $2 all you can drink of that stuff every thursday, on tap no less (didn't help the flavor).
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Bloody Mary is the funbags
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Went to AC last night. Won $700 playing roulette and another $300 in craps. Spent every single penny on strippers and shots. Good times.
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Went to AC last night. Won $700 playing roulette and another $300 in craps. Spent every single penny on strippers and shots. Good times.
You are my hero.
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Went to AC last night. Won $700 playing roulette and another $300 in craps. Spent every single penny on strippers and shots. Good times.
Which club did you go to?
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Which club did you go to?
After we left MurMur at the Borgata we headed over to Bare Exposure. Really grimey, ugly chicks, and they made us check in our cell phones. Also no touching. Then we headed over to Stiletto and stayed until they kicked us out at 5am. Touch as much as you want there.
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After we left MurMur at the Borgata we headed over to Bare Exposure. Really grimey, ugly chicks, and they made us check in our cell phones. Also no touching. Then we headed over to Stiletto and stayed until they kicked us out at 5am. Touch as much as you want there.
Hah. When my friends took me down to AC for my bachelor party they were going to bring me to Bare Exposure but the concierge at the Borgata told us to go to AC Dolls instead, and gave us a bunch of BOGO lap dance vouchers.. Had a great time there. Bullet dodged.
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Hah. When my friends took me down to AC for my bachelor party they were going to bring me to Bare Exposure but the concierge at the Borgata told us to go to AC Dolls instead, and gave us a bunch of BOGO lap dance vouchers.. Had a great time there. Bullet dodged.
Haha yeah. It wasn't BYOB but Stilettos is. So grimey. But I had a blast too.
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I thought Bare Exposure was fantastic, but that's just me. Maybe I'm a little more wholesome looking than Tommy.
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Strip Clubs outside of south Florida are a complete waste of time.
Unless you're just good at picking up strippers in general to hang out with outside the club
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Few hours early for my flight so splurging on some high class excrement.
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Hey Tommy go freak yourself.
I hope the caviar gives you diarrhea the entire flight, lol.
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Hey Tommy go freak yourself.
Have another hour, so I sure will.
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Have another hour, so I sure will.
haha
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Just finished off two half bottles of champagggggneeeey. Ready togo
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Just finished off two half bottles of champagggggneeeey. Ready togo
Some poor guy is about to get stuffed into the airplane bathroom and forced into the Mile High Club.
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Some poor guy is about to get stuffed into the airplane bathroom and forced into the Mile High Club.
Another poor guy is about to have to sit next Tommy on a long flight
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Another poor guy is about to have to sit next Tommy on a long flight
They might be the same.
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They might be the same.
God isn't that cruel.
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Nope. Whole row to myself, bitches.
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I've drank almost a full growler (32 oz) of Green Flash Palette Wrecker(9.5%). I've smoked a joint of Ace of Spades strain. I took a .5 xanax
and i'm still not fucked up enough to forget the patriots are the god damn champions
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I've drank almost a full growler (32 oz) of Green Flash Palette Wrecker(9.5%). I've smoked a joint of Ace of Spades strain. I took a .5 xanax
and i'm still not fucked up enough to forget the patriots are the god damn champions
If i did that, this is what I would have typed
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If i did that, this is what I would have typed
I'm excellent at the game of drink
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leafly is great
http://www.leafly.com/indica/ace-of-spades
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I've drank almost a full growler (32 oz) of Green Flash Palette Wrecker(9.5%). I've smoked a joint of Ace of Spades strain. I took a .5 xanax
and i'm still not fucked up enough to forget the patriots are the god damn champions
God bless you, nothing helped last night. I could have watched the hottest of hot lesbo porn and I still would have been shooting blanks.
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We need to add "hot lesbo porn" to the Puckbot's programming.
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We need to add "hot lesbo porn" to the Puckbot's programming.
You don't agree it should be added to all guy's programming, that don't already have it?
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We need to add "hot lesbo porn" to the Puckbot's programming.
you'll have to override the "old man porn" already programmed into his operating system.
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you'll have to override the "old man porn" already programmed into his operating system.
What bundle of sticks programmed puckbot?
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What bundle of sticks programmed puckbot?
Ask yourself...who's the resident "old head" here at JO?
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Ask yourself...who's the resident "old head" here at JO?
He's a bundle of sticks then.
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What bundle of sticks programmed puckbot?
The Puckbot isn't programmed, it simply follows its master's lead and patterns of behaviour. When those patterns become repetitive the Bot finds it easy to pick up on them, and it then tries to save its master the work of such repetition. It's simply there to help its master.
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The Puckbot isn't programmed, it simply follows its master's lead and patterns of behaviour. When those patterns become repetitive the Bot finds it easy to pick up on them, and it then tries to save its master the work of such repetition. It's simply there to help its master.
So you're the bundle of sticks that programmed him. excrement negro that's all you had to say, the rest is superfluous.
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The Puckbot isn't programmed, it simply follows its master's lead and patterns of behaviour. When those patterns become repetitive the Bot finds it easy to pick up on them, and it then tries to save its master the work of such repetition. It's simply there to help its master.
sounds like JE stumbled upon Artificial Intelligence.
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So you're the bundle of sticks that programmed him. excrement negro that's all you had to say, the rest is superfluous.
I told you, it's self aware. It's beyond any creator now.
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Ok well tell "Puckbot" to stop PM'ing me dick pics.
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Ok well tell "Puckbot" to stop PM'ing me dick pics.
I hear you man he keeps sending me Dick pics as well, he just sent me this pic, it's chock full of dicks and assholes too, notice the huge dick in the foreground to the left:
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I hear you man he keeps sending me Dick pics as well, he just sent me this pic, it's chock full of dicks and assholes too, notice the huge dick in the foreground to the left:
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I didn't notice at first, but you're right: that guy has a giant dick.
Good thing you have such a keen eye for male genetailia.
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I didn't notice at first, but you're right: that guy has a giant dick.
Good thing you have such a keen eye for male genetailia.
Funny that his eye is keen when his mouth is usually doing all the checking.
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I had to tell Puck that 2 guys taking shits on each other while banging is NOT hot lesbo porn. Then again, he is in Florida.
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Funny that his eye is keen when his mouth is usually doing all the checking.
Well you have to bend over to use your keen eye.
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I had to tell Puck that 2 guys taking shits on each other while banging is NOT hot lesbo porn. Then again, he is in Florida.
So I had to tell you Deliverance isn't Hot Lesbo Porn, little did you know.
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I didn't notice at first, but you're right: that guy has a giant dick.
Good thing you have such a keen eye for male genetailia.
I was referring to the gaping poopchute in the Wilkerson jersey not what's under it.
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So I had to tell you Deliverance isn't Hot Lesbo Porn, little did you know.
Wait, what? I thought that was a fat chick squealing like a pig! So many wasted spanks.
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Last night was pretty nuts. Shots and beers for happy hour, beer pong, got one of the best rejections ever by a group of chicks we tried to talk to, was supposed to pick up the keys to my parents but didn't make it in time, had to get a hotel room, woke up with a huge hangover and not remembering why I was in a hotel room. Crazy night for sure. I'm still hurting.
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got one of the best rejections ever by a group of chicks we tried to talk to
explain or gtfo
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explain or gtfo
It wasn't very creative or anything, just direct. I was with a group of four and thy were also a foursome. I went up and said something like "hey you guys look bored lets all get together and blah blah" one of them just laughs and says "let's not!" And walks to the back. It was great. That same girl told my buddy later that I'm an poopchute but I don't remember exactly what I said.
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I was expecting a more epic rejection. I am disappoint.
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I was expecting a more epic rejection. I am disappoint.
It was just so blatant. Never had that happen before, so it seemed pretty epic to me. Years ago I tried hitting on this hot blonde socialite type while outside smoking, and she just went "ugh" and continued chatting with her other socialite friend.
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It was just so blatant. Never had that happen before, so it seemed pretty epic to me. Years ago I tried hitting on this hot blonde socialite type while outside smoking, and she just went "ugh" and continued chatting with her other socialite friend.
Dudes here are like rabid dogs which makes women a lot more curt. Women get hollered at in the streets like nothing...some poopchute in a car etc. Super grabby in the clubs. Girls from NYC are always surprised when they come down because they're like wtf? Bunch of animals
I can't remember any rejection that ever stood out, but girls will just flat out ignore you and walk away. hard to blame them, this is the sketchiest collection of people in one place. You gotta really convey from the start that you're cool.
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Amateurs. I never get rejected because I make sure they're unconscious first.
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Amateurs. I never get rejected because I make sure they're unconscious first.
Pulling all that sweet Dave and Busters tail.
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Was supposed to be a quiet Sunday, but my buddy decided to invite some other friends. Lots of beer and late night burgers later, got 5hrs of sleep, and started the week off the wrong way. Ugh. I need to get excrement in order.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkeMKPqxWo
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People over at my house. 12 kids below 5 years old. Drinking quickly.
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jack Daniels fire is good
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People over at my house. 12 kids below 5 years old. Drinking quickly.
Their parents might not be very happy with you getting their 5 year olds drunk.
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Their parents might not be very happy with you getting their 5 year olds drunk.
I'm desperate for silence. I'll try anything.
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Their parents might not be very happy with you getting their 5 year olds drunk.
It's the South.
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It's the South.
That's West Virginia. I'm in Virginia. We are the classy Giants of the Virginia's.
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That's West Virginia. I'm in Virginia. We are the classy Giants of the Virginia's.
Saskatchewan is our West Virginia
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Having a glass of this 60 year old bottle of Canadian club. It's... harsh.
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It says it's 6 years old.
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It says it's 6 years old.
Ha. 6 years old... in 1957.
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Tommy's drinks are like his sexual conquests: either 6 years old or 6 years old in 1957.
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Ha. 6 years old... in 1957.
lol the bottle looked old.
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http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/03/toddler-sangria/
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District Tap House, fools
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District Tap House, fools
Fag
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Fag
I just do it better than you
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I just do it better than you
What does that mean, you suck rooster better than him?
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Wife and son were on a college trip this weekend and left me at home. Went out with some buds Friday night. Wife just called and asked if I had a big drinking night while they were gone. I said no. She then says "then why is the garbage can in the laundry room filled with lint and pee?"
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Wife and son were on a college trip this weekend and left me at home. Went out with some buds Friday night. Wife just called and asked if I had a big drinking night while they were gone. I said no. She then says "then why is the garbage can in the laundry room filled with lint and pee?"
She should quit peeing in the dryer.
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Wife and son were on a college trip this weekend and left me at home. Went out with some buds Friday night. Wife just called and asked if I had a big drinking night while they were gone. I said no. She then says "then why is the garbage can in the laundry room filled with lint and pee?"
busted
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Wife and son were on a college trip this weekend and left me at home. Went out with some buds Friday night. Wife just called and asked if I had a big drinking night while they were gone. I said no. She then says "then why is the garbage can in the laundry room filled with lint and pee?"
Oh, I've been there before, brother.
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Wife and son were on a college trip this weekend and left me at home. Went out with some buds Friday night. Wife just called and asked if I had a big drinking night while they were gone. I said no. She then says "then why is the garbage can in the laundry room filled with lint and pee?"
Hahaha, I see this in your future:
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Wife and son were on a college trip this weekend and left me at home. Went out with some buds Friday night. Wife just called and asked if I had a big drinking night while they were gone. I said no. She then says "then why is the garbage can in the laundry room filled with lint and pee?"
Good thing you left the dead hooker in the dumpster down the street.
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Good thing you left the dead hooker in the dumpster down the street.
Thankfully, I was too drunk to leave any DNA, I think.
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Thankfully, I was too drunk to leave any DNA, I think.
Don't worry the alcohol kills any DNA, you're good.
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Good thing you left the dead hooker in the dumpster down the street.
My old boss used to have a secret account that he didn't tell his wife about into which he funnelled money every month. He referred to it as The Dead Hooker Fund, "because one day there will be one".
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Too lazy to find the 420 thread.
Got some Blurple (Blue dream and purple mix). This excrement is awesome. Smoked some and wanted to do all my laundry and clean up. Great sativa dominant
And some purple sour diesel. Good for nighttime. Very heady high.
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Smoked some and wanted to do all my laundry and clean up.
that isn't awesome at all
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Too lazy to find the 420 thread.
Got some Blurple (Blue dream and purple mix). This excrement is awesome. Smoked some and wanted to do all my laundry and clean up. Great sativa dominant
And some purple sour diesel. Good for nighttime. Very heady high.
Smoke up and come clean my house beotch!
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I've realized I can only smoke if I'm already a few drinks deep. If I smoke sober I get antsy and paranoid.
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I've realized I can only smoke if I'm already a few drinks deep. If I smoke sober I get antsy and paranoid.
Same. Best for me is a few glasses of whiskey and smoke to cap it off.
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I've realized I can only smoke if I'm already a few drinks deep. If I smoke sober I get antsy and paranoid.
Same. Best for me is a few glasses of whiskey and smoke to cap it off.
Was the same deal for me when I used to smoke years ago. Just another example of drinking lowering your inhibitions.
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While we're talking about smoking in a drinking thread, has anyone shot up recently. I tried it for the first time last week. Meh I am out, all it did is make me puke and space out.
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While we're talking about smoking in a drinking thread, has anyone shot up recently. I tried it for the first time last week. Meh I am out, all it did is make me puke and space out.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Anyone ever tried shoving quaaludes up their urethra? Me neither.
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Anyone ever tried shoving quaaludes up their urethra? Me neither.
MOAR CAT PILLS
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The things people do when they drink...
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Anyone ever get really bad hiccups late into a night of drinking? If all else fails a nice little 'purge' makes them go away every time.
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Anyone ever get really bad hiccups late into a night of drinking? If all else fails a nice little 'purge' makes them go away every time.
A shot of vinegar works every time, and it also tastes good.
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A shot of vinegar works every time, and it also tastes good.
We do have this nasty bottle of apple cider vinegar in the pantry. I will try that next time. If it doesn't work it will likely start the purge anyway, so win-win.
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This is happening
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This is fappening
Dude. WTF.
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Yes
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I tried going to Ricks with some friends but they now require bottle service to sit at any of their tables. freak them.
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I tried going to Ricks with some friends but they now require bottle service to sit at any of their tables. freak them.
End of an era
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Ended up at the strip club again last night around 2am. It was a friend's bday and he insisted. VIP on 20th. Things were going pretty standard when one guy in our group sees a chick who came there with her coworkers or something. He buys her a lap dance and just watches. I thought this was a great idea, so when he's done, I ask her if she'd like another one, and if we can get one together. She was down. $100 got me 5 songs with a stripper and this chick both going at it literally right on top of me. The guy in our group was pissed that he didn't think of that, and also that I stole his girl. Things were getting heated between her and I, and that freak ruins it by trying to grab her again, he says something dumb and she leaves.
Still. $100 well spent. Good lord. The girls were making out sucking on each other's funbags, and I was joining in. The bouncers surprisingly let that excrement go on.
I've been lying in bed since this morning. This hangover sucks.
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Ended up at the strip club again last night around 2am. It was a friend's bday and he insisted. VIP on 20th. Things were going pretty standard when one guy in our group sees a chick who came there with her coworkers or something. He buys her a lap dance and just watches. I thought this was a great idea, so when he's done, I ask her if she'd like another one, and if we can get one together. She was down. $100 got me 5 songs with a stripper and this chick both going at it literally right on top of me. The guy in our group was pissed that he didn't think of that, and also that I stole his girl. Things were getting heated between her and I, and that freak ruins it by trying to grab her again, he says something dumb and she leaves.
Still. $100 well spent. Good lord. The girls were making out sucking on each other's funbags, and I was joining in. The bouncers surprisingly let that excrement go on.
I've been lying in bed since this morning. This hangover sucks.
Progress my man. I never did wild excrement when I was single. Enjoy.
Edit: forgot the word "never". Kind of important in that sentence. I was fairly boring. I regret that a little.
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Ended up at the strip club again last night around 2am. It was a friend's bday and he insisted. VIP on 20th. Things were going pretty standard when one guy in our group sees a chick who came there with her coworkers or something. He buys her a lap dance and just watches. I thought this was a great idea, so when he's done, I ask her if she'd like another one, and if we can get one together. She was down. $100 got me 5 songs with a stripper and this chick both going at it literally right on top of me. The guy in our group was pissed that he didn't think of that, and also that I stole his girl. Things were getting heated between her and I, and that freak ruins it by trying to grab her again, he says something dumb and she leaves.
Still. $100 well spent. Good lord. The girls were making out sucking on each other's funbags, and I was joining in. The bouncers surprisingly let that excrement go on.
I've been lying in bed since this morning. This hangover sucks.
hoo-ha dudes like that are the worst. First of all, she's probably a whore if you can "steal her". Secondly, there's always another chick. He's gotta take the L and move on.
Sounded like a great time regardless of the CBing
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Progress my man. I never did wild excrement when I was single. Enjoy.
Edit: forgot the word "never". Kind of important in that sentence. I was fairly boring. I regret that a little.
Haha I read that before the edit, and was like "damn why haven't we heard any stories?"
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hoo-ha dudes like that are the worst. First of all, she's probably a whore if you can "steal her". Secondly, there's always another chick. He's gotta take the L and move on.
Sounded like a great time regardless of the CBing
Yeah, and the dude was married on top of it. Oh well. Great Fuckn night, though today I feel like excrement and am pretty close to quitting life and joining a monastery.
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I've never been to a strip club.
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I've never been to a strip club.
They are factories of joy and regret.
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They are factories of joy and regret.
Yeah. Usually in that order.
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Yeah. Usually in that order.
Always in that order.
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I went to Rick's!!
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I went to Rick's!!
Nice!
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Been drinking Guinness all weekend. It's perfect. Forces me to drink slower and doesn't fill me up like most other beers. Had a great time all around.
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Been drinking Guinness all weekend. It's perfect. Forces me to drink slower and doesn't fill me up like most other beers. Had a great time all around.
Guinness forces you to take it slow so you don't get filled up too quickly?
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Guinness isn't that heavy.
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Guinness isn't that heavy.
Yeah for a tall guy he weighs a buck nothing.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6512362/City-worker-openly-snorts-coke-on-London-Underground-train.html
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He's going to the London game.
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Mind the gap.
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Bonbon is a hell of a drug.
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Bonbon is a hell of a drug.
Who are you? Peg Bundy?
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Who are you? Peg Bundy?
It means cocaine
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It means cocaine
In what gay country
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In what gay country
Local thing. We called it bonbon so we don't sound like ferns when we call for it. So think my first dealer used it as a code word. freak it
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Local thing. We called it bonbon so we don't sound like ferns when we call for it. So think my first dealer used it as a code word. freak it
I just say random white girl names. Kelsey, Christina, Amanda
Also, cocaine in the US is so freaking shitty right now. Such a waste of money. The price per gram has also went up like almost by double in the past few years, and the quality has went way down. My friend got married last weekend and a few of the couples were doing a little blow the night before. They offered me a bit and i was like ugh, this is awful.
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Just use heroin in lieu of. Heroin is now really pure and great, I substitute it for that fake bullshit coke they sell nowadays.
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Just use heroin in lieu of. Heroin is now really pure and great, I substitute it for that fake bullshit coke they sell nowadays.
Quoted for truth
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Man, I didn't know we had a bunch of Kenrick Ellises here.
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Man, I didn't know we had a bunch of Kenrick Ellises here.
Classy Giants?
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I just say random white girl names. Kelsey, Christina, Amanda
Also, cocaine in the US is so freaking shitty right now. Such a waste of money. The price per gram has also went up like almost by double in the past few years, and the quality has went way down. My friend got married last weekend and a few of the couples were doing a little blow the night before. They offered me a bit and i was like ugh, this is awful.
Damn dude. Nothing is ever good enough, is it?
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It does the job. Bad coke wears off too quick and makes you keep going back. Also bad coke hangovers suck.
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Vegas!
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It does the job. Bad coke wears off too quick and makes you keep going back. Also bad coke hangovers suck.
It's a waste of money, not to mention you don't know wtf you're putting in your body. You realize that a large majority of coke is cut with a vetinary dewormer right ? In addition to other excrement like caffeine, lido/benzocaine.
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It's a waste of money, not to mention you don't know wtf you're putting in your body. You realize that a large majority of coke is cut with a vetinary dewormer right ? In addition to other excrement like caffeine, lido/benzocaine.
I'm going to start deworming my patients with shitty coke.
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I'm going to start deworming my patients with shitty coke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levamisole
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Vegas!
Update on previous discussion... You can get to the west end of the GC in 2 hours. Take the Boulder route. Enjoy the awesome thunderstorms we've been having.
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Update on previous discussion... You can get to the west end of the GC in 2 hours. Take the Boulder route. Enjoy the awesome thunderstorms we've been having.
Doing the south thing. It's more than 4 hours but heard its way worth it.
Btw you down to hang at all?
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Doing the south thing. It's more than 4 hours but heard its way worth it.
Btw you down to hang at all?
If you get tired on your way back, stay at Harrah's in Laughlin. And yes, that should be the 'way worth it' route.
PMing the rest...
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If you get tired on your way back, stay at Harrah's in Laughlin. And yes, that should be the 'way worth it' route.
PMing the rest...
Isn't Laughlin where bikers like to get into massive fights and kill each other?
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Isn't Laughlin where bikers like to get into massive fights and kill each other?
Not sure. Been quiet as hell anytime I've been there. It's redneck Vegas basically. But Harrah's has a private beach and a dock for the river taxi. Cool little spot. Their tiny pool/bar is straight debauchery sometimes, which for the most part I consider a plus.
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RIP Tommy
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Not sure. Been quiet as hell anytime I've been there. It's redneck Vegas basically. But Harrah's has a private beach and a dock for the river taxi. Cool little spot. Their tiny pool/bar is straight debauchery sometimes, which for the most part I consider a plus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Run_Riot
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5 years before I moved here. Pretty badass that it happened at Harrah's though.
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"I love to racism, bro"
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"I love to racism, bro"
lmao
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"Bald man dies snorting bad coke off his own funbags."
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Tommy's drug mule, enjoy man.
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I put a $100 on 17 on the roulette table because freak it. At the last second chickened out and moved it to black. Good news is that black won. Bad news is that 17 hit as well. Would've been $3500. Fuuuuck
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https://youtu.be/aTyY8dQtyi4?t=1m53s
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Wife took the little dude to her sister's for the day. I'm painting his new room so his current room will be the new baby's room. I have beer, paint, and hard rock on the radio. Hopefully Van Halen and AC/DC will assist me when I get a little fuzzy. I suspect I will do something moronic that pisses off my wife when she gets home.
Happy Sunday everyone!
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Paint his new room with murals of Ozzy and Paul Stanley. That'll help the little fella sleep at night.
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Paint his new room with murals of Ozzy and Paul Stanley. That'll help the little fella sleep at night.
He'll either become an insomniac or die of rabies.
He's into monster trucks right now, so my wife got him a fathead of Grave Digger. It's kinda badass. My wife's a keeper.
(http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/Fathead/RealBig_XWide_BoysGreenBedroom_Template?layer=comp&wid=628&hei=628&fmt=jpeg&qlt=65,1&op_sharpen=1&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.5,0.2,0,0&iccEmbed=0&$product_template=is%7BFathead/1053-00003C_grave_digger?scl=1%26$layer_1_src%3Dis%7BFathead/shim%3Fscl%3D1%7D%7D)
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Did MBGreen send you a pic of his bedroom? I am sure you can get idea's from that. With his Poison, Cinderella and Whitesnake fatheads he should give you ideas where to find Motley Crue, Skid Row, and Def Leopard.
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Did MBGreen send you a pic of his bedroom? I am sure you can get idea's from that. With his Poison, Cinderella and Whitesnake fatheads he should give you ideas where to find Motley Crue, Skid Row, and Def Leopard.
Found this for you, hoo-ha.
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Paint his new room with murals of Ozzy and Paul Stanley. That'll help the little fella sleep at night.
Don't forget Alice Cooper.
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Bo......my man!
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Bo......my man!
My kid made it home, still talking about fighter jets, snakes, spiders, and whatever the hell else was going on. He got in bed and passed out in like 3 seconds. Worn out. Thanks again for having us there. Enjoy the nice weather. And the jet noise.
I was going to drink beer when I got home, then I realized only assholes are on vacation this week. You suck.
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Hahaha...love you too, brotha
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You are off the den of sin list.
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So you 2 sluts fucked on the first date. My god what faggots.
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So you 2 sluts fucked on the first date. My god what faggots.
;)*kisses bicep*
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On pub #3 of my six pub London bar crawl. A friend recommended six places so can't fit them in this week, so decided to do them all on my off day.
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On pub #3 of my six pub London bar crawl. A friend recommended six places so can't fit them in this week, so decided to do them all on my off day.
Is one of them The Blind Beggar? If not then make it one.
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Is one of them The Blind Beggar? If not then make it one.
Ha just got back from there! They have a beer garden too.
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Ha just got back from there! They have a beer garden too.
It's not a terrible boozer, but it's a really important and interesting part of London's history. Glad you went there.
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It's not a terrible boozer, but it's a really important and interesting part of London's history. Glad you went there.
Here's my list:
Florist Arms
255 Globe Road
Bethanal Green station
Blind Beggar
337 Whitechapel Road
London Bridge Station
The Market Porter
9 Stoney Street
Anchor Bankside
34 Park Street
Chatham North Station
33 Bedford Road
The Sun
47 Old Town
I just got to Anchor
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I don't know why the Florist was recommended, we used to go to York Hall just round the corner for boxing (it's a legendary venue for up and coming fighters in London) but I've never knowingly drunk in the Florist.
Market Porter is a great shout, I love Borough Market. Would have been better going there during the day though when the market was open.
The only other one I know is The Sun, try not to be too drunk when you get there. It's the home of young impressionable trust fund girls.
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I don't know why the Florist was recommended, we used to go to York Hall just round the corner for boxing (it's a legendary venue for up and coming fighters in London) but I've never knowingly drunk in the Florist.
Market Porter is a great shout, I love Borough Market. Would have been better going there during the day though when the market was open.
The only other one I know is The Sun, try not to be too drunk when you get there. It's the home of young impressionable trust fund girls.
33 Bedford road is The Falcon. Heading there next.
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33 Bedford road is The Falcon. Heading there next.
OK, don't go to Chatham like your list says. That's in Kent. Go to Clapham.
I know where the pub is but I don't know anything about it, I'm sure I haven't been there before.
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OK, don't go to Chatham like your list says. That's in Kent. Go to Clapham.
I know where the pub is but I don't know anything about it, I'm sure I haven't been there before.
Cool thanks. Trust fund chicks will be the last bar! I'm fucked up.
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I made it
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I did it
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I'm fucked up
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One of my buddies always hits "share" instead of "like" on Facebook when he's drunk. I'm pretty sure he blacked out last night cause today my newsfeed is him sharing a bunch of random chicks profile pictures at 4am.
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One of my buddies always hits "share" instead of "like" on Facebook when he's drunk. I'm pretty sure he blacked out last night cause today my newsfeed is him sharing a bunch of random chicks profile pictures at 4am.
hahahahahaha
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Haha that's awesome
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Wooooooo!!!!! Gin n tonic n pbr
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Wooooooo!!!!! Gin n tonic n pbr
Hell yeah kid. Ricks!
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Hell yeah kid. Ricks!
We're goin'!
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We're goin'!
Better leave your jacket at home.
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Better leave your jacket at home.
Or at a random bar....
Dammit I miss that jacket. Just a simple gray fleece job, but I had it for a long time. We saw lots of life changes together.
I wiiiill remeeeember youuuuu....... (tear)
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Or at a random bar....
Dammit I miss that jacket. Just a simple gray fleece job, but I had it for a long time. We saw lots of life changes together.
I wiiiill remeeeember youuuuu....... (tear)
I'm sifting through 3 GBs of Megadeth songs right now.
Made me think of the jacket.
PWWWWCCCCHHH!
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99 ways to dieieie!!!!!!
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I will probably be chugging Everclear on Friday at about 11:30PM EST. It's gonna be a long season.
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At the oddball comedy tour, Aziz Ansari on at 10
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At the oddball comedy tour, Aziz Ansari on at 10
Don't heckle him. He will probably cry.
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Dave attell just came out on stage. This is freaking awesome
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Don't heckle him. He will probably cry.
Too many people and I'm too far away. I would accuse him of a plot to blow up the chick fil a.
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Dave attell just came out on stage. This is freaking awesome
"I feel like at any moment someone is going to invite me to go kayaking"
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Too many people and I'm too far away. I would accuse him of a plot to blow up the chick fil a.
Why would I blow up the Chik-fil-a? It's freaking delicious.
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Been eating really healthy lately, so after getting annihilated last night, ended up having the following on my way home:
Slice of pizza
Another slice of pizza
Pastrami sandwich at Katz
Pork Gyro when back in Astoria
Ben and Jerrys American Dream from Rite Aid
Roll of Oreos that I crunched into it
Small pack of chips ahoy on my way from Rite Aid home.
This morning. This morning is not a good morning.
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You are going to excrement lard candy.
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Been eating really healthy lately, so after getting annihilated last night, ended up having the following on my way home:
Slice of pizza
Another slice of pizza
Pastrami sandwich at Katz
Pork Gyro when back in Astoria
Ben and Jerrys American Dream from Rite Aid
Roll of Oreos that I crunched into it
Small pack of chips ahoy on my way from Rite Aid home.
This morning. This morning is not a good morning.
Exactly how much pot did you smoke?
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You are going to excrement lard candy.
I took 5 shits already and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
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I took 5 shits already and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
And 95% of them was semen.
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http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/canada-s-crown-royal-named-world-whisky-of-the-year-1.2667078
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Really? It's $32 a bottle at the LCBO. I suspect that rather more expensive bottles are probably better whiskeys.
I'm going to pick a bottle up this evening, I'm more of a bourbon fan than rye but now I want to see what the fuss is about.
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Really? It's $32 a bottle at the LCBO. I suspect that rather more expensive bottles are probably better whiskeys.
I'm going to pick a bottle up this evening, I'm more of a bourbon fan than rye but now I want to see what the fuss is about.
I remember walking around Winnipeg in the 90s, drinking Crown Royal out of a paper bag.
/memories
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For the price Crown Royal is good. It's very neutral and drinkable.
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Love crown royal
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I remember walking around Winnipeg in the 90s, drinking Crown Royal out of a paper bag.
/memories
Who drinks hard liquor out of paper bags besides hobos?
the rest of society uses flasks
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Who drinks hard liquor out of paper bags besides hobos?
I was a student in the mid 90s....students are basically hobos with decent hygiene.
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I was a student in the mid 90s....students are basically hobos with decent hygiene.
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So you were a hobo, you're Charlie from It's Always Sunny.....
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So you were a hobo, you're Charlie from It's Always Sunny.....
Never seen that show
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Never seen that show
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watch it
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I was a student in the mid 90s....students are basically hobos with decent hygiene.
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I drank out of paper bags too. But only beer and malt liquor, like normal mildly degenerate Americans
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Students don't have decent hygiene.
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Students don't have decent hygiene.
The ones i hung out with knew what a bar of soap was.
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I'm also a fan of crown. I hate smokey whiskeys.
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It's been a long time since I was drunk. Damn kids.
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It's been a long time since I was drunk. Damn kids.
I don't see what one has to do with the other.
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I don't see what one has to do with the other.
I can't be helping with the baby and 3 year old while drunk. Feel guilty leaving wife with both kids for the evening so I can get hammered. Also can't be hungover for work.
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I threw a party for the cotto Alvarez fight. I passed out fully clothed in my bed while the fight was still going on. I'm a terrible host.
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I threw a party for the cotto Alvarez fight. I passed out fully clothed in my bed while the fight was still going on. I'm a terrible host.
excrement happens. You had alcohol and the fight. You met your obligations. They probably didn't want to listen to you babble about how shitty the Jets are all night anyway. You did them a favor. Good host.
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excrement happens. You had alcohol and the fight. You met your obligations. They probably didn't want to listen to you babble about how shitty the Jets are all night anyway. You did them a favor. Good host.
This is true. Thanks. My buddy texted me saying "you Irish exited your own party at the 8th round".
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I would have left with your television.
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Who won anyway?
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I would have left with your television.
3.5 honks
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We had a chain of grocery stores go out of business, and they put everything up on big discounts. I've been slowly working my way through a 1.75 L bottle of Johnnie Walker Black that I got for $30. There's a bottle of Blue waiting, another Black, and a Glenlivet 12 year. There are some smaller scotches that I prefer, but they don't get sold at the grocery store. I was lucky to get the bottle of blue, and I didn't see the Blue and Glenlivet anywhere in the grocery stores after the store I bought them at.
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Beer O'Clock
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I've been making Moscow Mules with Not Your Father's Ginger Ale and, yeah, they don't suck.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/432f7m/what_did_you_do_drunk_that_sober_you_really/
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I've been making Moscow Mules with Not Your Father's Ginger Ale and, yeah, they don't suck.
I'm not sure when they became a thing, but it has been my go to at this bar we go to for the past 7 years. I fully welcome the love people now have for the Moscow Mule.
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I'm not sure when they became a thing, but it has been my go to at this bar we go to for the past 7 years. I fully welcome the love people now have for the Moscow Mule.
My mother-in-law got me the Moscow Mule cups for my birthday and also brought a 6-pack of that Not Your Father's Ginger Ale (you're supposed to use actual ginger beer), so I made like a dozen of them that day. They were tasty.
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Someone should send me some Not Your Fathers Root Beer. It's not available in Canada D=
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My mother-in-law got me the Moscow Mule cups for my birthday and also brought a 6-pack of that Not Your Father's Ginger Ale (you're supposed to use actual ginger beer), so I made like a dozen of them that day. They were tasty.
I bought a 6 of the Not your father's ginger ale and hated it. I drank it straight up though. Maybe it's better mixed
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Beer vendor at UConn game: hello again Matthew, have you had anything to eat tonight?
Me: No
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I hate eating before and while I drink but that often gets me into a lot of trouble.
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My mother-in-law got me the Moscow Mule cups for my birthday and also brought a 6-pack of that Not Your Father's Ginger Ale (you're supposed to use actual ginger beer), so I made like a dozen of them that day. They were tasty.
Yeah, I've never had NYFGA. Just the Root Beer kind. I'm not messing with the winning formula, though. When we make them at home we use rooster & Bull.
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I hate eating before and while I drink but that often gets me into a lot of trouble.
When I was in the Poconos with my in laws I ate most of a bucket of chicken and it gave me unlimited drinking powers for the rest of the night. And no hangover.
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Some random double IPA. Woooooo!!!
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I'm not sure when they became a thing, but it has been my go to at this bar we go to for the past 7 years. I fully welcome the love people now have for the Moscow Mule.
it's definitely an "in" drink.
the amount of people who throw it in as a cliche/generic drink trying to sound witty seems high.
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On vacation at the Outer Banks with the family. Already drinking.
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On vacation at the Outer Banks with the family. Already drinking.
Drink plenty of bleach dickhead.
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Drink plenty of bleach dickhead.
It won't bring back your penis, tranny.
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It won't bring back your penis, tranny.
Neither will the naked pics you send me.
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On vacation at the Outer Banks with the family. Already drinking.
OBX rulez
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OBX rulez
how many people you think have that tattoo? At least without the rulez
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how many people you think have that tattoo? At least without the rulez
All humans
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Yup
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Went a month without drinking until yesterday. I was tipsy off 2 breakfast stouts.
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Parents of the year award goes to this kid's:
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"If you have a Breakfast Stout at noon, you're technically not an alcoholic"
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I had 4 glasses of wine. Unplanned drunk. Watching pbs drunk. Sad.
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I had 4 glasses of wine. Unplanned drunk. Watching pbs drunk. Sad.
Download PokemonGo
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Download PokemonGo
Goddammit
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Goddammit
You're now half asian.
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Attn: Bo
https://beerconnoisseur.com/news/red-brick-brewing-partners-local-deli-brew-sweet-tea-beer
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Attn: Bo
https://beerconnoisseur.com/news/red-brick-brewing-partners-local-deli-brew-sweet-tea-beer
That sounds nasty. I'd try it though.
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That sounds nasty. I'd try it though.
Try bleach please.
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Been on a bender the last few weeks. Nightly nightcaps, binging 3 times a week, and several blackouts. I just started a new position at my firm and had to call in sick Thursday and Friday because I'm an idiot and overdid it. Even last night I tried to pace myself and ended up doing shots at the bar at 3am.
I decided this morning that enough is enough. No drinking until Labor Day weekend.
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Excellent
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lol, taking excellent care of the two kittens I'm sure.
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Been on a bender the last few weeks. Nightly nightcaps, binging 3 times a week, and several blackouts. I just started a new position at my firm and had to call in sick Thursday and Friday because I'm an idiot and overdid it. Even last night I tried to pace myself and ended up doing shots at the bar at 3am.
I decided this morning that enough is enough. No drinking until Labor Day weekend.
I give it a week
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lol, taking excellent care of the two kittens I'm sure.
Haha they're actually doing fine.
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I give it a week
Hey even that'll be huge for me.
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Haha they're actually doing fine.
They are actually taking care of Tommy.
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Haha they're actually doing fine.
Haha, I'm glad you did that instead of the dog. You can drunkenly change the liter every now and then and remember some food and they will be good.
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Haha, I'm glad you did that instead of the dog. You can drunkenly change the liter every now and then and remember some food and they will be good.
Jesus yeah man. What a disaster that would've been.
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Been on a bender the last few weeks. Nightly nightcaps, binging 3 times a week, and several blackouts. I just started a new position at my firm and had to call in sick Thursday and Friday because I'm an idiot and overdid it. Even last night I tried to pace myself and ended up doing shots at the bar at 3am.
I decided this morning that enough is enough. No drinking until Labor Day weekend.
Terrible idea. The only way to move past this is to power through so your tolerance improves and you can handle it. Maybe you're not drinking quickly enough. Tonight, line up 17 shots (not sure why this is the magic number but it WORKS) and pound them back to back. Tomorrow you'll wake up feeling invincible and your hangovers will be gone for good.
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Yup. Just a bit.
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Yeah ....
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Two days straight without a drop. Huge for me especially in the weekend.
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Two days straight without a drop. Huge for me especially in the weekend.
You went out for dinner without drinking? How did you manage that?
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You went out for dinner without drinking? How did you manage that?
That was Friday. I shut myself in this weekend and avoided everyone.
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That was Friday. I shut myself in this weekend and avoided everyone.
I respect the struggle, I share it. Can't remember the last day I didn't have a drink. I do have very strict rules about my drinking though, I only drink if I'm alone or with somebody else.
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I respect the struggle, I share it. Can't remember the last day I didn't have a drink. I do have very strict rules about my drinking though, I only drink if I'm alone or with somebody else.
Holy excrement I follow the same rules! Hard to follow, but totally worth it.
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That was Friday. I shut myself in this weekend and avoided everyone.
I had your share this weekend.
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Two days straight without a drop. Huge for me especially in the weekend.
Yeah but how much blow did you do?
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Yeah but how much blow did you do?
Sheldon Richardson
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Sheldon Richardson
Yesssssss
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Hahahaha
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I was at a gay convention down here and this dude turned up. Small world.
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Hahaha
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I was at a gay convention down here and this dude turned up. Small world.
You have jizz on your chin.
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You have jizz on your chin.
That's banana pudding, the jizz is dripping down the back of his leg.
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That's banana pudding, the jizz is dripping down the back of his leg.
Haha haha
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Haha haha
Don't be jealous. It doesn't suit you well.
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Don't be jealous. It doesn't suit you well.
Nah feel free to rub all the banana pudding you want on him......... ok pudding?
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Was going through old photos on my phone. Found this old gem from a pro in HK:
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I do you, my friend okay
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Osme of you post, but tommy youve.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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No Problem = 没问题 = I am going to freak you in the derriere, choke you to death and immediately fly back to the US.
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Sayuki is a freak
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I can't believe Tommy was a catfish.
Okay, maybe I can. But the idea that he would take time to do that is hilarious/disturbing.
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I can't believe Tommy was a catfish.
Okay, maybe I can. But the idea that he would take time to do that is hilarious/disturbing.
Meh. Offseason boredom.
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Drinking Pliny the Elder on tap at a excrement bar. This is my tailgate weekend.
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Drinking Pliny the Elder on tap at a excrement bar. This is my tailgate weekend.
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Drinking Pliny the Elder on tap at a excrement bar. This is my tailgate weekend.
freak you.
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Drinking Pliny the Elder on tap at a excrement bar. This is my tailgate weekend.
freak you.
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Drinking Pliny the Elder on tap at a excrement bar. This is my tailgate weekend.
freak you
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If it's any consolation, my wife made an absolute derriere of herself last night. Was out with a group that was half Hispanic and went to a Mexican restaurant where the waiter didn't speak English. Everyone is talking to him and he asks my wife why she wasn't speaking. She responded "asi asi" then admitted it was basically the only Spanish she knows (despite teaching 90% Hispanics. Cue everyone making her say stupid excrement in horrible Spanish at the top of her lungs until we got thrown out, at which point she promptly got pissed and fell on her derriere outside the restaurant and then asleep in the Uber. Good times.
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Lol
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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If it's any consolation, my wife made an absolute derriere of herself last night. Was out with a group that was half Hispanic and went to a Mexican restaurant where the waiter didn't speak English. Everyone is talking to him and he asks my wife why she wasn't speaking. She responded "asi asi" then admitted it was basically the only Spanish she knows (despite teaching 90% Hispanics. Cue everyone making her say stupid excrement in horrible Spanish at the top of her lungs until we got thrown out, at which point she promptly got pissed and fell on her derriere outside the restaurant and then asleep in the Uber. Good times.
Get me Pliny
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Get me Pliny
freak you
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If it's any consolation, my wife made an absolute derriere of herself last night. Was out with a group that was half Hispanic and went to a Mexican restaurant where the waiter didn't speak English. Everyone is talking to him and he asks my wife why she wasn't speaking. She responded "asi asi" then admitted it was basically the only Spanish she knows (despite teaching 90% Hispanics. Cue everyone making her say stupid excrement in horrible Spanish at the top of her lungs until we got thrown out, at which point she promptly got pissed and fell on her derriere outside the restaurant and then asleep in the Uber. Good times.
You married Tommy?
Before we bring Ovens showers and nuclear holocaust into this, it was an innocuous joke.
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You married Tommy?
Before we bring Ovens showers and nuclear holocaust into this, it was an innocuous joke.
freak you, Hitler
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You married Tommy?
Before we bring Ovens showers and nuclear holocaust into this, it was an innocuous joke.
You kinda beat me to it. I was gonna say how it sounds like her and I would get along great.
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I haven't had a sip of booze since the home opener last Sunday where I irish exited at halftime. My longest streak in years. I remember taking a month off 4 years ago during an Office Biggest Loser competition.
Just needed a break. Good to know that I'm actually able to not drink for an extended period of time. Let's me know that I"m not an actual alcoholic.
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I haven't had a sip of booze since the home opener last Sunday where I irish exited at halftime. My longest streak in years. I remember taking a month off 4 years ago during an Office Biggest Loser competition.
Just needed a break. Good to know that I'm actually able to not drink for an extended period of time. Let's me know that I"m not an actual alcoholic.
lol what's the story behind you leaving at halftime?
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lol what's the story behind you leaving at halftime?
Well, I was out the night before, and brought my British coworker with me to the game and one of our other coworker's tailgates. Since he was knew to football, I wanted to show him how Americans party before football. So we each got a 18 pack of beer at Duane Reade, and drank on the train etc. Downing those things. I also brought a bottle of Jameson to bring at the tailgate since we'd be eating their food. More beer, lots of shots, beer, shots, some food, more shots, etc.
Game starts, I'm feeling awesome. Double-fisting beers from the concession stand. Started dozing off in the second quarter. Left to go to the bathroom, and the next thing I remember is someone waking me up in Secaucus station telling me the train to Penn is about to leave. Don't remember much after that before waking up fully clothed on my coach at midnight to a bunch of angry texts from my buddy (the Brit coworker was cool about it, and had a good laugh), and found out the Jets lost. Also had a vicious hangover.
Had to call in sick on Monday, was pretty obvious. Good times.
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Well, I was out the night before, and brought my British coworker with me to the game and one of our other coworker's tailgates. Since he was knew to football, I wanted to show him how Americans party before football. So we each got a 18 pack of beer at Duane Reade, and drank on the train etc. Downing those things. I also brought a bottle of Jameson to bring at the tailgate since we'd be eating their food. More beer, lots of shots, beer, shots, some food, more shots, etc.
Game starts, I'm feeling awesome. Double-fisting beers from the concession stand. Started dozing off in the second quarter. Left to go to the bathroom, and the next thing I remember is someone waking me up in Secaucus station telling me the train to Penn is about to leave. Don't remember much after that before waking up fully clothed on my coach at midnight to a bunch of angry texts from my buddy (the Brit coworker was cool about it, and had a good laugh), and found out the Jets lost. Also had a vicious hangover.
Had to call in sick on Monday, was pretty obvious. Good times.
Coach? Great story
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That's hilarious. Your POS friends said at that game a few years ago that they were never hanging out with you again after you disappeared from the Texans game. Watching them get all butthurt was pretty great.
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Coach? Great story
He prefers the term 'coach' to 'personal trainer' because it makes him feel like an athlete. He always says he's surprised he can even sleep on 'his chiseled body'.
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Oh excrement I was wondering why you guys were mentioning "coach".
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That's hilarious. Your POS friends said at that game a few years ago that they were never hanging out with you again after you disappeared from the Texans game. Watching them get all butthurt was pretty great.
Haha I forgot about that. Mike specifically mentioned that this wasn't the first time, and couldn't remember which game that was.
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Haha I forgot about that. Mike specifically mentioned that this wasn't the first time, and couldn't remember which game that was.
Ahahahahah. It was the same friend? That's gold. That dude was retarded.
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Ahahahahah. It was the same friend? That's gold. That dude was retarded.
He's better now. He's 7 months sober. Getting his life back on track.
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Well, I was out the night before, and brought my British coworker with me to the game and one of our other coworker's tailgates. Since he was knew to football, I wanted to show him how Americans party before football. So we each got a 18 pack of beer at Duane Reade, and drank on the train etc. Downing those things. I also brought a bottle of Jameson to bring at the tailgate since we'd be eating their food. More beer, lots of shots, beer, shots, some food, more shots, etc.
Game starts, I'm feeling awesome. Double-fisting beers from the concession stand. Started dozing off in the second quarter. Left to go to the bathroom, and the next thing I remember is someone waking me up in Secaucus station telling me the train to Penn is about to leave. Don't remember much after that before waking up fully clothed on my coach at midnight to a bunch of angry texts from my buddy (the Brit coworker was cool about it, and had a good laugh), and found out the Jets lost. Also had a vicious hangover.
Had to call in sick on Monday, was pretty obvious. Good times.
I would get really fucked up tailgating like that and stopped doing it a couple seasons ago. I realized I wouldn't even remember the game and would spend half the time pissing out all the booze. The hangovers from drinking all day would be brutal, especially if it's a September game and you're in the sunny side of the stadium.
Now if I go I try to limit myself to 6 beers or so.. much more enjoyable.
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I would get really fucked up tailgating like that and stopped doing it a couple seasons ago. I realized I wouldn't even remember the game and would spend half the time pissing out all the booze. The hangovers from drinking all day would be brutal, especially if it's a September game and you're in the sunny side of the stadium.
Now if I go I try to limit myself to 6 beers or so.. much more enjoyable.
Yeah, it's a waste of money too. We spent $120 a piece on some good seats, only for me to not remember a damn thing. From now on I'm really going to try and pace myself.
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Yeah, it's a waste of money too. We spent $120 a piece on some good seats, only for me to not remember a damn thing. From now on I'm really going to try and pace myself.
Preaching to the choir bro
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Tailgate shitshow incoming.
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The board needs to challenge Tommy to drink more and report on the results. For science.
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The board needs to challenge Tommy to drink more and report on the results. For science.
Challenge accepted
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Challenge accepted
this will be awesome
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Wedding drunk. Just took a power nap in the middle of the dance floor
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Wedding drunk. Just took a power nap in the middle of the dance floor
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Looks like I'm in the middle of a very intense text message
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Looks like I'm in the middle of a very intense text message
Yes, you just didn't have a cell phone at the time.
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Drunk, watching Elf. Probably better that way.
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Drunk, watching Elf. Probably better that way.
I am sober kill me.
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I convinced a girl in Japan to buy a ticket to come stay with me for NYE. It was $1900. Can't believe she did it, but got the tickets. I took another look at her pics and changed my mind. They're so gullible.
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^I don't understand all that Mexican excrement.
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Tommy here to ruin lives!
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Wow, you're a wholesale piece of excrement.
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Wow, you're a wholesale piece of excrement.
Why? She's the dumb one. I didn't think she'd actually go through with it. Lesson learned.
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I mean, we should start with how do you invite some girl that you aren't sure is attractive to come stay with you?
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I mean, we should start with how do you invite some girl that you aren't sure is attractive to come stay with you?
Beer goggles.
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Tommy you need a documentary
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Tommy you need a documentary
They have, Zoo is based off of Tommy's life.
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Why? She's the dumb one. I didn't think she'd actually go through with it. Lesson learned.
Thank you for this
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I convinced a girl in Japan to buy a ticket to come stay with me for NYE. It was $1900. Can't believe she did it, but got the tickets. I took another look at her pics and changed my mind. They're so gullible.
Jesus, dude. She told you that they were nonrefundable when she ordered them?
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Jesus, dude. She told you that they were nonrefundable when she ordered them?
Yeah, but didn't think she'd go through with it.
I was at the pub.
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Yeah, but didn't think she'd go through with it.
I was at the pub.
hahaha, incredible.
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You should invite her back again.
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I mean.. she can still come to NYC for New Years Eve. Not the worst thing in the world
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she could still go to NY for NYE, it doesn't matter
edit: what pope said.
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I mean.. she can still come to NYC for New Years Eve. Not the worst thing in the world
That's what I don't understand. I get she doesn't speak English, but she should be fine on her own. It's not like I made her buy a ticket to Manitoba.
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That's what I don't understand. I get she doesn't speak English, but she should be fine on her own. It's not like I made her buy a ticket to Manitoba.
Bad sex. The universal language.
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That was a good catch. Not bad coverage.
Dammit.
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That was a good catch. Not bad coverage.
Dammit.
Shut the freak up
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Shut the freak up
Eat my sac.
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tommy raises the bar again
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You know what's funny? Another girl I never met from Japan is coming tomorrow to stay with me. She's actually cute though.
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You know what's funny? Another girl I never met from Japan is coming tomorrow to stay with me. She's actually cute though.
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You should bang him.
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You should bang him.
hahaha
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You post these screenshots like the rest of us can read Japanese. Titty pics or GTFO
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You post these screenshots like the rest of us can read Japanese. Titty pics or GTFO
This.
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I can tell she's cute, she has a gigantic dog head in front of her face. Well played tommy.
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The one coming tomorrow
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The one I told to not come
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You love them Asian girls, that's for sure.
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Tommy do you watch Asian porn with the blurred genitals?
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Tommy do you watch Asian porn with the blurred genitals?
Doesn't everybody?
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Tommy do you watch Asian porn with the blurred genitals?
Japanese porn is the worst. There's something to be said about a culture whose men get off on watching women having sex with other men reluctantly.
Asian American porn stars are great though.
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You love them Asian girls, that's for sure.
I used to find Asian chicks gross when I was younger. I guess they grew on me after a while.
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Hahahahah The secret to Tommy's success:
http://www.businessinsider.com/japans-sex-problem-means-people-are-quitting-dating-and-marrying-friends-2016-12 (http://www.businessinsider.com/japans-sex-problem-means-people-are-quitting-dating-and-marrying-friends-2016-12)
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I don't understand this:
A government survey found 69% of Japanese men and 59% of Japanese women do not have a romantic partner.
The country has one of the lowest birth rates in the world, with just 8.4 children being born per 1,000 inhabitants over the past five years.
The survey, carried out by the country's National Institute of Population and Social Security Research, also reported that about 80% of unmarried Japanese want to get married.
So the country is full of single people, most of whom really want to get married, and the country really wants them to, and yet somehow they don't? Does someone need to go and have a big birds and the bees talk with the entire freaking country?
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I don't understand this:
So the country is full of single people, most of whom really want to get married, and the country really wants them to, and yet somehow they don't? Does someone need to go and have a big birds and the bees talk with the entire freaking country?
Well for one, Japan is an incredibly expensive and densely populated country which means having a bunch of kids(or even A kid) is not practical.
Two, it's an incredibly sexually repressed society and that's why you get the type of porn they produce and the whole school girl thing being everywhere.
Three, Japan is a workaholic culture which means the majority of people when they get home, are not DTF.
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Japanese people are too busy jerking off to cartoons to have legitimate sex with other humans
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Japanese women are taught that if they get married, they need to be the perfect wife/mother and probably not have a job. On the other hand, they are well educated and female participation in the workplace is very high. The incentive to give up their educations and careers for an absurdly high-expectation spouse role is very low.
Also, Japan is very expensive to live in, but has also been economically stagnated for 30 years. Terrible economy for young people to find stable careers, let alone enough to feel like they can support a family of three or four on a single salary (what with the absurd expectations of motherhood).
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Japanese women are taught that if they get married, they need to be the perfect wife/mother and probably not have a job. On the other hand, they are well educated and female participation in the workplace is very high. The incentive to give up their educations and careers for an absurdly high-expectation spouse role is very low.
So they desperately want to get married, but not to a Japanese man as it would likely force them into a strictly defined gender role to which they're completely unsuited?
Suddenly some things are becoming clear.....
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So they desperately want to get married, but not to a Japanese man as it would likely force them into a strictly defined gender role to which they're completely unsuited?
Suddenly some things are becoming clear.....
LOLOLOLOL
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So they desperately want to get married, but not to a Japanese man as it would likely force them into a strictly defined gender role to which they're completely unsuited?
Suddenly some things are becoming clear.....
Heh. The country is filled with lonely Japanese women and either creepy guys or guys who are too shy to make a move. For me it's like taking candy from a baby. This girl who I met on HelloTalk is in my apt now, and all we've been doing is partying and freaking since she got here on Tuesday. She's also paying for everything since I'm letting her stay. So it's the complete opposite of my usual hooker stories.
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Heh. The country is filled with lonely Japanese women and either creepy guys or guys who are too shy to make a move. For me it's like taking candy from a baby. This girl who I met on HelloTalk is in my apt now, and all we've been doing is partying and freaking since she got here on Tuesday. She's also paying for everything since I'm letting her stay. So it's the complete opposite of my usual hooker stories.
Because your dick was hard this time?
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Because your dick was hard this time?
That's not necessarily true, Japanese gals are used to working with really really small utensils.
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Because your dick was hard this time?
Haha. Thankfully, yeah. Also I'm not paying for it.
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Went to a lunch provided by a vendor at Del'Frisco's. Quite drunk and had a wonderful bone-in ribeye.
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Tommy's living the dream.
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Tommy's living the dream.
a dream filled with Asian STDs.
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a dream filled with Asian STDs.
Didn't you read the last page? They don't freak over there.
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Didn't you read the last page? They don't freak over there.
yeah but...ive seen their game shows on youtube
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Didn't you read the last page? They don't freak over there.
Tommy's been through all the Asians. He's now coming back to ones he infected originally.
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Didn't you read the last page? They don't freak over there.
funniest post so far
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Had my office party, left her at home and forgot to give her my keys. Poor girl wanted to sleep in but didn't leave the house, and couldn't eat anything cuz no food in the house. She was afraid to leave the house on her own anyway. Got back at 3am she was just sitting on the couch starving. Didn't even know how to work the TV. Ordered a pizza for her though. Now I gotta drag her around the city.
I may also have to visit HR on Monday.
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I may also have to visit HR on Monday.
Go on..
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Go on..
Teabagged a girl in a hijab
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Had my office party, left her at home and forgot to give her my keys. Poor girl wanted to sleep in but didn't leave the house, and couldn't eat anything cuz no food in the house. She was afraid to leave the house on her own anyway. Got back at 3am she was just sitting on the couch starving. Didn't even know how to work the TV. Ordered a pizza for her though. Now I gotta drag her around the city.
I may also have to visit HR on Monday.
Tommy is a human trafficker.
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Tommy is a human trafficker.
Not true........... it's the implication.
Tommy doesn't need the boat, just bring in broads from a foreign country, the same difference.
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Had my office party, left her at home and forgot to give her my keys. Poor girl wanted to sleep in but didn't leave the house, and couldn't eat anything cuz no food in the house. She was afraid to leave the house on her own anyway. Got back at 3am she was just sitting on the couch starving. Didn't even know how to work the TV. Ordered a pizza for her though. Now I gotta drag her around the city.
I may also have to visit HR on Monday.
Is this post regarding your cats or the Japanese girl?
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Is this post regarding your cats or the Japanese girl?
yes
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annual xmas party at Chateau MBGreen tonight.
Gonna go full Hobbes in mere minutes.
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It looks like you're avatar pic was taken at your house.
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It looks like you're avatar pic was taken at your house.
Am I the only one at my own house party that just wants some quiet?
You guys already dealt with that hours ago.
Will give you a HNY when you wake up. First one gets to decide my next shot.
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Gotta crawl out of this freaking hangover to go watch this excrement Jets team in person
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Gotta crawl out of this freaking hangover to go watch this excrement Jets team in person
You are a freaking warrior.
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You know what's good when you've had a few glasses of wine? Your kids' Goldfish crackers. They are glorious and it's my sweet revenge for my kids waking up at 6 AM on the freaking weekends.
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Jesus, I played hockey today in a 9am rent out with a bunch of French Canadians, got done at 11 and have been drinking ever since, kill me. I did it Monday too but passed out around 5pm. I am drinking way too freaking much.
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Was supposed to meet this chick yesterday but changed my mind.
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Then today she sent me this email:
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Think I made the right move. Chick def has a few screws loose.
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Come on now, throw this chick a quick bang to make her feel better
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Come on now, throw this chick a quick bang to make her feel better
Haha. Sort of regretting it since it was definitely an easy lay. Considering her desperation I can probably still get away with it.
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So how fat is she? On a scale of 1-10. 1 being fat and a 10 being morbidly obese.
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So how fat is she? On a scale of 1-10. 1 being fat and a 10 being morbidly obese.
Haha. She's actually too skinny for my tastes. She's Italian with an Asian chick's body.
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Pics or gtfo
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Haha. She's actually too skinny for my tastes. She's Italian with an Asian chick's body.
So she's a skinny, hairy guy with no derriere?
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You know what's good with wine besides Goldfish? More wine.
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Goldfish are good with everything.
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Goldfish are subpar directly after brushing your teeth.
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I have never had a goldfish cracker. Do they taste like fish?
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I have never had a goldfish cracker. Do they taste like fish?
No. You probably wouldn't like them and then tell everyone else to stop eating children's snacks.
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No. You probably wouldn't like them and then tell everyone else to stop eating children's snacks.
Good to know, thanks. Also, stop eating kids' food.
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Good to know, thanks. Also, stop eating kids' food.
Simple cheese flavored crackers shaped like little goldfish. Junk food
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I just realized wine and goldfish sounds like the perfect lunch for a depressed stay at home mom.
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I just realized wine and goldfish sounds like the perfect lunch for a depressed stay at home mom.
True. Now I'm sad.
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Come on now, throw this chick a quick bang to make her feel better
Done btw.
Also we may be dating now. She turned out to be pretty cool.
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Done btw.
Also we may be dating now. She turned out to be pretty cool.
Make sure to get her a litterbox and some good, quality food.
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Make sure to get her a litterbox and some good, quality food.
Hahaha
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Done btw.
Also we may be dating now. She turned out to be pretty cool.
Nah, that's not part of the plan. Now you take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back
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Nah, that's not part of the plan. Now you take her out for a nice seafood dinner, once the check comes, tell her you have to go to the bathroom and then run for it and THEN never call her back
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Nah, that's not part of the plan. Now you move to Asia, persuade her to book a flight out there to come and see you and then never call her back.
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Hahahahahaha
Funnily enough, were actually going to a Greek seafood spot tonight.
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This saga only becomes interesting again if Tommy asks this chick to marry him.
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Done btw.
Also we may be dating now. She turned out to be pretty cool.
So how fat is she? On a scale of 1-10. 1 being fat and a 10 being morbidly obese.
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Had hot wings and wine tonight. I don't think my o-ring will appreciate the cruel joke tomorrow.
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Also, if the universe is indeed infinite, isn't there another world somewhere out there where the Jets are perennial Super Bowl winners and all men spend their lives in continuous orgasm while eating perfectly barbequed pork and drinking the greatest craft beer that no one else knows about? Is that too much to ask? Ok, I'll settle for whacking off while eating a ham sammich. freak the Jets.
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Also, if the universe is indeed infinite, isn't there another world somewhere out there where the Jets are perinneal Super Bowl winners and all men spend their lives in continuous orgasm while eating perfectly barbequed pork and drinking the greatest craft beer that no one else knows about? Is that too much to ask? Ok, I'll settle for whacking off while eating a ham sammich. freak the Jets.
If you could create a religion where that is the afterlife, you could probably recruit some suicide bombers and send them to Foxboro.
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The TouchTunes app is amazing. I can play annoying songs at any nearby bar from the comfort of my apartment. I trolled my local bar on Sunday playing "Barbie Girl" 10 times in a row. Cost me $30 but worth every penny.
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The TouchTunes app is amazing. I can play annoying songs at any nearby bar from the comfort of my apartment. I trolled my local bar on Sunday playing "Barbie Girl" 10 times in a row. Cost me $30 but worth every penny.
I don't see how it would be worth it unless you were there to see their misery.
When my local bar at the time got one of the first internet jukeboxes we had a lot of fun playing songs like Desolation Row and both parts of Shine On You Crazy Diamond. For four quid you could buy about six hours of 70s prog rock and really freaking irritate everyone else in the pub. Then they introduced blacklisting and our fun was ruined.
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I don't see how it would be worth it unless you were there to see their misery.
When my local bar at the time got one of the first internet jukeboxes we had a lot of fun playing songs like Desolation Row and both parts of Shine On You Crazy Diamond. For four quid you could buy about six hours of 70s prog rock and really freaking irritate everyone else in the pub. Then they introduced blacklisting and our fun was ruined.
Haha just knowing it was happening was enough for me. Plus hearing it from the staff and some regulars now makes it better.
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I don't see how it would be worth it unless you were there to see their misery.
When my local bar at the time got one of the first internet jukeboxes we had a lot of fun playing songs like Desolation Row and both parts of Shine On You Crazy Diamond. For four quid you could buy about six hours of 70s prog rock and really freaking irritate everyone else in the pub. Then they introduced blacklisting and our fun was ruined.
Good idea btw
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If you really want to give them some prog rock irritation, a few runs through of Hocus Pocus by Focus should do the trick.
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Hahaha I was with the hockey team and they wanted to annoy he entire bar, they played the Star Wars theme from 1970's, not the John Williams version, Come on Eilleen, Barney and 3 or 4 other songs that annoy the funbags off of a normal human being.
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If you really want to give them some prog rock irritation, a few runs through of Hocus Pocus by Focus should do the trick.
I love that song.
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I love that song.
Yoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadum-pa-pa would get me than a little irritating after a short while, I think.
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Yoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadum-pa-pa would get me than a little irritating after a short while, I think.
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Aaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaah
AaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahAAAAAAAAH
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Yoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadoy-yoddadum-pa-pa would get me than a little irritating after a short while, I think.
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Shine on you crazy diamond was actually a huge hit last night. Not so much after the 3rd playthrough. Heh
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Tommy do you know the John Mulaney bit about What's Up Pussycat?
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Shine on you crazy diamond was actually a huge hit last night. Not so much after the 3rd playthrough. Heh
I had a song come on my playlist earlier that you should do on this. Could get expensive as it's only two minutes long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hDw6mS2pI
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Wife and I are at Carolina Beach for a wedding. Ordering buckets of beer. Just had a low country boil at a hole in the wall bar/seafood joint. Gat damn it was good. If I play my cards right, I might get laid!
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Wife and I are at Carolina Beach for a wedding. Ordering buckets of beer. Just had a low country boil at a hole in the wall bar/seafood joint. Gat damn it was good. If I play my cards right, I might get laid!
I'm praying you make triplets this time
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Wife and I are at Carolina Beach for a wedding. Ordering buckets of beer. Just had a low country boil at a hole in the wall bar/seafood joint. Gat damn it was good. If I play my cards right, I might get laid!
Warm weather, cold beer and good seafood. Sounds amazing right now.
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Warm weather, cold beer and good seafood. Sounds amazing right now.
living well is the best revenge
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...good seafood. Sounds amazing right now.
"Thou shall not covet another man's wife."
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"Thou shall not covet another man's beer"
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That crossed the line. I'm sorry man.
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That crossed the line. I'm sorry man.
Don't be looking at my beer, man. JACKASS ILL.KILL.YOU
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I'm sitting alone drinking 10+% beers right now. It originally started as a pregame before going out with friends but now no one is returning my texts so its become pathetic
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I'm sitting alone drinking 10+% beers right now. It originally started as a pregame before going out with friends but now no one is returning my texts so its become pathetic
I will remeeeeeember youuu
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I'm sitting alone drinking 10+% beers right now. It originally started as a pregame before going out with friends but now no one is returning my texts so its become pathetic
Modern technology. You are never truly alone these days.
Alone is 3 guys coming at you cause you are a scrawny teenage mark. You bust 2 of their faces, but the 3rd one gets you. Say you are calling the police as soon as you get home. They give you all their booze to not call the police. You watch Friday Night Videos alone at home getting shitfaced on their wine coolers.
Think I pulled one out to Paula Abdul that night. Straight up.
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Modern technology. You are never truly alone these days.
Alone is 3 guys coming at you cause you are a scrawny teenage mark. You bust 2 of their faces, but the 3rd one gets you. Say you are calling the police as soon as you get home. They give you all their booze to not call the police. You watch Friday Night Videos alone at home getting shitfaced on their wine coolers.
Think I pulled one out to Paula Abdul that night. Straight up.
Fortunately my pizza came over and I met a couple friends at the bar. Almost had a panic attack before that though
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Fortunately my pizza came over and I met a couple friends at the bar. Almost had a panic attack before that though
Glad it turned out better than my drunk rendition of something that happened 30 years ago.
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Fortunately my pizza came over and I met a couple friends at the bar. Almost had a panic attack before that though
On nights like that I typically end up ordering food and by the time I get a text I'm too tired to go out.
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Rogue Dead Guy at open bar at wedding. This will end badly.
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I drank three bottles of white wine last night. The urge to vomit is finally starting to subside.
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I drank three bottles of white wine last night. The urge to vomit is finally starting to subside.
That will be me tonight. 5 beers in.
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1 WTC where I now work has a bar right in the building, so I've been having a glass or two of wine here and there since I'm the only one in the office. Hasn't affected my work at all yet, but something tells me I should probably avoid that place at least during work hours.
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8 beers in. Ahhhhh!!
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Am I the only one concerned about Bo?
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Am I the only one concerned about Bo?
only if he was wearing an expensive jacket....because it's likely gone by now.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
Killed it
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Went to a local brewery to celebrate my upcoming 40th. Ugh. My wife is awesome, put it all together. I like stout beers.
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Went to a local brewery to celebrate my upcoming 40th. Ugh. My wife is awesome, put it all together. I like stout beers.
Hard to get drunk on stouts. So filling.
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Hard to get drunk on stouts. So filling.
Mixed in an IPA or 37.
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Mixed in an IPA or 37.
Now you're talking. Almost as filling, but twice the kick.
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Going to an Irish wake today for my best friends Mom. We have 3 1litre bottles of Tullamore and a reserve of Jameson. I love Tullamore (way more than Jameson) and it's going to get ugly.
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At a pregger kegger for a friend. Bourbon punch is dangerous. Pool. Right on the river. I shall regret
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I got drunk at the cheesecake factory in the Danbury mall this afternoon. Need to shop while drunk more often.
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I got drunk at the cheesecake factory in the Danbury mall this afternoon. Need to shop while drunk more often.
Old people drunk!!!!!
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I got drunk at the cheesecake factory in the Danbury mall this afternoon.
This might be the most Connecticut thing I've ever heard.
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I have no idea why, but I remeber people calling it Connectacunt when I was a kid.
Later on, on my only visit to the state, I remember getting out of a Saturday night concert and not being able to buy beer. freak that place.
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Old people drunk!!!!!
Exactly, then we got home and I was tired as freak by 8 and now I'm up at 5:15. I am an old person.
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Exactly, then we got home and I was tired as freak by 8 and now I'm up at 5:15. I am an old person.
Eat a big bag of rooster
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I got drunk at the cheesecake factory in the Danbury mall this afternoon. Need to shop while drunk more often.
You smell like cheesecake and scotch.
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On my second beer already!!
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You smell like cheesecake and scotch.
Cheesecake and rum thank you very much
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On my second beer already!!
Hows the place?
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Eat a big bag of rooster
I know you would have went and played a hockey game, gotten drunk again, and woke up today to play another game against guys half your age at 6am.
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I know you would have went and played a hockey game, gotten drunk again, and woke up today to play another game against guys half your age at 6am.
I did more before 8am than you will all weekend, come at me bro.
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I did more before 8am than you will all weekend, come at me bro.
By 8am I'd let the dogs out, and taken a massive excrement. I was quite proud of how much I'd achieved so I went back to bed.
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I did more before 8am than you will all weekend, come at me bro.
No way bro, way too high energy.
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Drinking beers!!!
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By 8am I'd let the dogs out, and taken a massive excrement. I was quite proud of how much I'd achieved so I went back to bed.
If I feed the cats, take a massive excrement, and remember to bring up 2 waters, saturday is complete.
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By 8am I'd let the dogs out, and taken a massive excrement. I was quite proud of how much I'd achieved so I went back to bed.
The last week I have had to take a massive excrement after hockey, every time this entire week. There's nothing worse than playing sports with full bowels.
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No way bro, way too high energy.
Ok then, I am going to take a nap.
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Played hockey for the first time in over a year tonight. It went.... ok
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Played hockey for the first time in over a year tonight. It went.... ok
hope you were wearing a Pat Verbeek Whalers jersey.
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Somehow, I have found myself at my pizzas coworkers wedding right now. No choice other than to abuse this open bar
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Somehow, I have found myself at my pizzas coworkers wedding right now. No choice other than to abuse this open bar
Live it up!
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Craft beer festival in Portsmouth, VA. This won't end well.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170916/cd30123aea3e1a6edfb44751b455d2c1.jpg)
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I know nothing about cigars. I don't smoke, never have. What in the freak novelty sized excrement is this? These 2 were walking around here with these sausage sticks like they were kings (one on the left is a lady). They looked about 3 times the size I'm used to seeing. He was walking around with 3 inches of ash hanging of the end. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170916/aa26cfe4dc1ab0760f43bf52bf0674ea.jpg)
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Only ever seen those fatties at weddings or something or a festival like you are at. Always an old man smoking them
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Headed into the gym. No days off
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Headed into the gym. No days off
very proud of you.
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Headed into the gym. No days off
#yoked
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Headed into the gym. No days off
Does your gym have a bar? If not, this post has no place in this thread. Stop polluting our hedonism with your self-righteous healthy bullshit.
MBGreen barely drinks and goes to the gym all the time. Let that be a warning to you. Is that how you want to turn out?
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I'm out of beer. excrement.
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Drinking beer all afternoon, topping off with vodka. Perfect buzz.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170930/a4f69810f9e177bf988e0869e63ada7b.jpg)
All I can hear is the ocean.
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https://youtu.be/uPLtqT2_PQo
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Hell Yes
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I'm drinking a Founders Brekkie Stout basically because I have to. Parties suck.
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I'm drinking a Founders Brekkie Stout basically because I have to. Parties suck.
Need to meet up. treehouse is offering 40 cans a day pretty much regularly.
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Need to meet up. treehouse is offering 40 cans a day pretty much regularly.
I heard. That would be nice
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I feel like I recognise this guy, like we've seen a very similar photo before.
(https://i.imgur.com/OPA1aTC.jpg)
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I feel like I recognise this guy, like we've seen a very similar photo before.
(https://i.imgur.com/OPA1aTC.jpg)
Guilty as charged
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Applebee’s has just announced that for the month of December, they’ll be offering $1 Long Island iced teas, or, as they are so aptly calling them, LITs.
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Does your gym have a bar? If not, this post has no place in this thread. Stop polluting our hedonism with your self-righteous healthy bullshit.
MBGreen barely drinks and goes to the gym all the time. Let that be a warning to you. Is that how you want to turn out?
I was fairly drunk when I posted that
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Work Christmas party. Just started. I’m at the bar down the street. A couple pints of Cone Flakes should make this slightly less intolerable
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Work Christmas party. Just started. I’m at the bar down the street. A couple pints of Cone Flakes should make this slightly less intolerable
Is the Spicy Pizza lady going to be there?
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Is the Spicy Pizza lady going to be there?
That was my last job. She went on disability after I left
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Not really drunk but I figured our friend at the office Christmas party would enjoy this. Canned Nov 29.
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That was my last job. She went on disability after I left
You banged her that hard, huh?
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You banged her that hard, huh?
4.5 honks
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Boxed wine is not what used to be. It's actually average stuff now depending on the brand.
Also I just had 3 glasses in 30 minutes. Also I don't know excrement about wine. Also I'm cheap.
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Boxed wine is not what used to be. It's actually average stuff now depending on the brand.
Also I just had 3 glasses in 30 minutes. Also I don't know excrement about wine. Also I'm cheap.
To me, the best cheap wine you can buy in bulk is the 4L jugs of Carlo Rossi. My favorite is the Burgundy, but we drink the Cabernet most of the time because that's what my wife prefers. The only one I don't recommend is the Paisano. That excrement is swill. Don't pay more than 15 (sometimes I get it for 10).
Another cheap fave is Rex Goliath. I like the Free Range Red better but their Cabernet is good as well. They both come in magnum size. They should be between 8 and 10 bucks.
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Most of the time it doesn't matter with white wines. You go with sweet or dry and finish the bottle.
Reds are another story. I cannot deal with the soak your tongue tannin thing. Buy a decantur and immediately look a pro at your next party.
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I always end up in NYC on the day of SantaCon
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I always end up in NYC on the day of SantaCon
Been there and done that several times.
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To me, the best cheap wine you can buy in bulk is the 4L jugs of Carlo Rossi. My favorite is the Burgundy, but we drink the Cabernet most of the time because that's what my wife prefers. The only one I don't recommend is the Paisano. That excrement is swill. Don't pay more than 15 (sometimes I get it for 10).
Another cheap fave is Rex Goliath. I like the Free Range Red better but their Cabernet is good as well. They both come in magnum size. They should be between 8 and 10 bucks.
$10-15 for a 4 litre jug?
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$10-15 for a 4 litre jug?
Sounds like kool-aid and rubbing alcohol.
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St. Patty’s day parade today. Breakfast beers are the purest form of drinking.
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I love how some places can't wait until the actual holiday to celebrate it. In Binghamton they would do it in the first weekend of March and then again on the actual day. I guess because drinking is the only way to forget you live in Binghamton.
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At a silent auction gala for a charity. Open bar. Drinking Corona to pace myself. Someone text me when we've traded for Honey Badger.
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BTW I'm bidding on beer while drinking beer.
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Rob Ryan is here.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180311/ebe99a576fb50c7a3db9b32dc50e7155.jpg)
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I won the beer!
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Is it good beer or more Corona?
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Is it good beer or more Corona?
Local craft.
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A study came out today- at any second of any day, 50 million people in the world are drunk. Do your part.
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A study came out today- at any second of any day, 50 million people in the world are drunk. Do your part.
Been working on it for the last three hours. Not drunk yet but by the end of the evening I'm aiming for puking or partial blindness.
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Been working on it for the last three hours. Not drunk yet but by the end of the evening I'm aiming for puking or partial blindness.
Carry on man. Think I have a stomach bug. I feel like you will tomorrow except I'm not enjoying anything.
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Carry on man. Think I have a stomach bug. I feel like you will tomorrow except I'm not enjoying anything.
I'm running 10 miles tomorrow.
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I'm running 10 miles tomorrow.
You're a better man than me.
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You're a better man than me.
I'm certainly drunker and more optimistic than you right now.
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This thread is mine!
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What if the Jets curse curses the Jets curse? Darnold?
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What if the Jets curse curses the Jets curse? Darnold?
<whisper>if you build it....he will come.</whisper>
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Shitty light beer. All day. Pacing yourself is underrated.
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Shitty light beer. All day. Pacing yourself is underrated.
Fag
Light beer is for the miamipucks of the world.
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Fag
Light beer is for the miamipucks of the world.
Yeah it's gay but it was that or water.
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What's that MA BREWERY? Grwem spmethifb
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I drank a green can of something it was great
But mostly scotch
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What's that MA BREWERY? Grwem spmethifb
Tree House. How’d you get it? Supposedly, I’m getting some at some point this weekend. I haven’t had it in a while.
Plus. You were up until 3:30am? That’s impressive.
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Tree House. How’d you get it? Supposedly, I’m getting some at some point this weekend. I haven’t had it in a while.
Plus. You were up until 3:30am? That’s impressive.
My friend got it for his bachelor party. There's also some Lunch in the fridge.
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Whiskey
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Beer
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Beer
Seconded
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Cookout SZN
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Growing up, my dad told me that drinking is just 'borrowing happiness from tomorrow' and it's the most accurate statement in human history.
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#garagewhiskey tonight
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#garagewhiskey tonight
Oh hell yeah
#CanadianRedneck
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Oh hell yeah
#CanadianRedneck
Starts in 5 hours....drunk texting starts in 6.
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#BestHangoverCure
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7 yeunglings in. Owwww!!
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Day drinking! woo!
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In the Outer Banks at a conference. 4 Scottish Ales in. I have forgotten about last night.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180921/0d7c47302afaac6e4d98c54097cf06b0.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180921/b8692555c5eb6843e5a9b91aae5d2170.jpg)
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Opened my first beer during a conference call around 2:30 this afternoon. Still at my desk. Beer #4 is halfway done.
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I was too sad to drink so now I’m drinking to numb the sadness
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Opened my first beer during a conference call around 2:30 this afternoon. Still at my desk. Beer #4 is halfway done.
Damn that’s pretty dope. Not the part where you’re still at work
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I was too sad to drink so now I’m drinking to numb the sadness
Beer fixes everything. Shut up and drink you poopchute.
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Bewbs. I heart bewbs.
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I have a Mickey of Gretzky’s whiskey...I’m pretending it was strained through Paulina’s pubes.
Bottoms up, chaps.
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I have a Mickey of Gretzky’s whiskey...I’m pretending it was strained through Paulina’s pubes.
Bottoms up, chaps.
Drink up. It's probably strained through Jaromir Jagr's derriere hairs. Either way, cheers!
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Damn that’s pretty dope. Not the part where you’re still at work
My office is in the basement of my house. Sucks to be working late, but quarter end is gonna quarter end. At least I'm at home.
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A tradition unlike any other- I’m headed into downtown Hartford for the St. Patty’s Day Parade wearing a Jets jersey where I will undoubtedly be heckled by douchey patriots fans. Usually I retort by one of the following: calling them a Pink hat (ultimate insult to a NE sports fan), say “pats fan since ‘01, am I right?” or ask them to name the QB before brady.
This year I think I’m gonna go with “Tom Brady fucks his kids”
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2 jets fans so far, no pats fans
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Me and this dude in a Darnold Jersey are doing the Jets chant in Celtics fans faces. Jets fans taking over CT
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Travis Scott is performing in hartford tonight so that made for an interesting demographic
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Travis Scott is performing in hartford tonight so that made for an interesting demographic
Kylie’s funbags?
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I should not still be awake and I am going to pay for it in the form of puking my brains out tomorrow. Warning to my future self
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A couple of guys told me I was too uptight at the poker table, so now I’m 7 drinks deep and up $400.
Apparently drinking helps.
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My wife and I started drinking yesterday afternoon around 4. By the time we finished at around 11PM, we had killed a 750ml bottle of wine, plus an entire 4L jug of Carlo Rossi. And I had a glass of Glennfiddich as well. Neither of us knows how we don't currently have alcohol poisoning.
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Yes
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Yerrrr
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(https://i.imgur.com/r6UAd2Z.jpg)
Yesssssssss
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Had our company holiday party last night. After 3 generous glasses of Glenfiddich, 2 glasses of Cabernet, and 2 Becks, I went to the afterparty where I had (I was told) 5 glasses of Jameson. Got home at 2:45, got up at 6:30, sitting at my desk now wondering whether I'm still drunk or just need a nap.
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Had our company holiday party last night. After 3 generous glasses of Glenfiddich, 2 glasses of Cabernet, and 2 Becks, I went to the afterparty where I had (I was told) 5 glasses of Jameson. Got home at 2:45, got up at 6:30, sitting at my desk now wondering whether I'm still drunk or just need a nap.
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1222686024792449025?s=21
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Found a little bit of years old Sortilège in the back of my fridge. Smells like grain alcohol now.
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Found a little bit of years old Sortilège in the back of my fridge. Smells like grain alcohol now.
Hand sanitizer ftw
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Plus side of this whole quarantine thing is you can start to drink at like 3pm every day
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I combined one shot of Sortilège and one shot of Cowboy Coffee liqueur and it is phenomenal.
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Plus side of this whole quarantine thing is you can start to drink at like 3pm every day
Quarantine rules = airport rules. 9am drinking is acceptable.
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Plus side of this whole quarantine thing is you can start to drink at like 3pm every day
I don't log off work until 3:30 sir.
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I don't log off work until 3:30 sir.
I don't log off until at least 4:30.
I started drinking with my wife at 2 on Friday. #WFHFTW
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Now I’m getting excrement for getting drunk on a Sunday?? Never woulda happened before quarantine. Also this is 100% necessary
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Somehow I’m drinking less during quarantine. I was never one to shy away from the drink but I guess I just enjoy doing it socially.
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I've been home this week because we were supposed to go on vacation for my son's spring break, but virus...
I keep trying to have one day where I don't have a drink, but I'm 0-8 so far.
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Now I’m getting excrement for getting drunk on a Sunday?? Never woulda happened before quarantine. Also this is 100% necessary
What? From who? Sunday is football dsy, how do you not get drunk?
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Getting lit on my wife's hard seltzer because I'm too lazy to go get beer. I feel like Puck.
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Getting lit on my wife's hard seltzer because I'm too lazy to go get beer. I feel like Puck.
Ew
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Getting lit on my wife's hard seltzer because I'm too lazy to go get beer. I feel like Puck.
So you're drinking Whiskey?
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So you're drinking Whiskey?
I feel like I'm alternating beer and teaspoons of sugar.
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Getting drunk while hanging with friends on Zoom just isn't the same.
That said, I've had 1 day of drinking so far. Getting drunk and dealing with 3 and 6 year old tyrants is the worlds greatest buzzkill.
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Getting drunk while hanging with friends on Zoom just isn't the same.
That said, I've had 1 day of drinking so far. Getting drunk and dealing with 3 and 6 year old tyrants is the worlds greatest buzzkill.
Makes it easier for me. Things don't annoy me as much if I've had a few beers.
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https://twitter.com/canuckscomic/status/1245886864793333761?s=21
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https://supportbeer.com/
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Drankin Red Stripe. Hey mon.
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Drankin Red Stripe. Hey mon.
Racist
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This is the worst thing to happen this year https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1272946037737447424
Delta and American Airlines Are Banning Alcohol On Planes
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Currently not flying American or Delta. and working on it.
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https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1274080032420438016?s=21
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https://v.redd.it/dput8t68n8951
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https://twitter.com/joeymulinaro/status/1313473868338692096?s=21
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I may be drunkenly wathing today's Clemson game to get more excited about Lawrence
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My wife's parents are downsizing houses. They had a bunch of liquor they were getting rid of. They gave us some Chambord. Holy excrement I could put it on my pancakes. Must be 9 lbs of sugar in it but its glorious.
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My wife's parents are downsizing houses. They had a bunch of liquor they were getting rid of. They gave us some Chambord. Holy excrement I could put it on my pancakes. Must be 9 lbs of sugar in it but its glorious.
I love that it's bottle is a holy hand grenade.
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https://twitter.com/ashhhhhhole/status/1337865017975336974?s=21
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(https://i.ibb.co/D1VvK23/93-D05-DFE-1-FA6-4-F98-BED3-A63-B625526-E1.jpg) (https://ibb.co/BfzQsM8)
Abomination Brewing - North Haven, CT
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I had some Johnnie Walker Blue tonight.
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In lieu of the regular Christmas party, the guy who Mrs English contracts through for her work held a hosted scotch tasting experience with a professional whisky sommelier (or whatever you call him) over Zoom. I've never liked scotch, but this seemed like a great opportunity to really get my head round it - after all, I really like bourbon and Irish whiskey and also some rye - so I emailed him for a recommendation as to what to buy (I ended up with a Glenmorangie 10 year old) and went into it with an open mind.
Took about 15 minutes to confirm that I really hate scotch.
"Now drink it with the sharp cheddar cheese and see how it changes the flavour!"
Yeah, it just ruins a nice cheese.
"Now try it with the 78% chocolate and see what it does!"
It makes me hates two things I'm tasting instead of one.
I ended up with a beer off screen as he's walking us through a powerpoint presentation telling us about whiskies I'll never drink but would undoubtedly hate from distilleries I'll never visit. And now I have a $70 bottle of whisky I don't want, but at least I can offer guests a scotch.
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I'm drinking cheap Rosé. freak you for judging me.
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I bought a bunch of different vermouths. Time to experiment with some Manhattans.
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I've had some wine. I want to travel places.
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Drinking wine, listening to sappy Phil Collins and Lionel Richie songs for comedy.
freak you guys.
*Cries in gay
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Drinking wine, listening to sappy Phil Collins and Lionel Richie songs for comedy.
freak you guys.
*Cries in gay
Youll fit in nicely in Montreal
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Youll fit in nicely in Montreal
I'll bring some Chef Boyerdee so they know I'm serious.
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Made myself surf and turf while listening to Metric.
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Made myself surf and turf while listening to Metric.
Early Metric, I hope. I don't want to get all hipster on you but most of what they've done since Fantasies has been terrible.
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Early Metric, I hope. I don't want to get all hipster on you but most of what they've done since Fantasies has been terrible.
It was Synthetica and you'll deal with me liking it.
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It was Synthetica and you'll deal with me liking it.
There are a couple of good songs on there, but it's not a good album overall.
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Synthetica is great. Pagans in Vegas is when it really went off the rails.
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https://twitter.com/simp4sluts/status/1371869643653058560?s=21
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/St_Patrick%27s_Day.jpg/320px-St_Patrick%27s_Day.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Do_not_eat_urinal_cakes.jpg/576px-Do_not_eat_urinal_cakes.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1371491664494264323?s=21
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1371491664494264323?s=21
That clip is older than goatse.
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That clip is older than goatse.
I knew I had seen it before but not sure when
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Just got the ditch of my arm tattooed. Needless to say, about three hours in I needed a drink… Or 12.
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(https://i.imgur.com/jPFYRNY.gif?noredirect)
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(https://i.imgur.com/jPFYRNY.gif?noredirect)
gifs you can hear
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gifs you can hear
(https://i.imgur.com/jPFYRNY.gif?noredirect)
How I like my bewbs. I---dentical.
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Lagavulin 16 is so damn good. So smoky.
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https://twitter.com/THVMOE/status/1378234100067266566?s=20
https://twitter.com/sportsrapport/status/1379209613015388160?s=10
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https://twitter.com/lherealchieff/status/1379462954748366848
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https://twitter.com/lherealchieff/status/1379462954748366848
That did not end well.
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Fuckin yeah. Things and stuff are yeah.
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Fuckin yeah. Things and stuff are yeah.
drunk on arbys i see
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/33/72/dc337253c6fc393a292b863f023c5d6d.gif)
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Stout beers and a bluegrass band at Smartmouth beer in Norfolk. Titty season is on the way......
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210529/54078f521c2be34b90762b1754bc93d0.jpg)
No titties in picture, but they are there.
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Stout beers and a bluegrass band at Smartmouth beer in Norfolk. Titty season is on the way......
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210529/54078f521c2be34b90762b1754bc93d0.jpg)
No titties in picture, but they are there.
That's a really good brewery.
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I just put my wife to bed after four beers and a bottle of red wine on an empty stomach. Tomorrow will not be pretty.
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I just put my wife to bed after four beers and a bottle of red wine on an empty stomach. Tomorrow will not be pretty.
It happens. Just be invisible tomorrow.
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It happens. Just be invisible tomorrow.
I am organising the garage tomorrow. The garage has beer and a 50" screen and playoff soccer. I'm good.
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Mother-in-law's 70th birthday party.
Pros: mini crab cakes, bacon-wrapped scallops, beer.
Cons: none.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210612/def8e8ca87951e1722991e2a5f8e0be4.jpg)
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Mother-in-law's 70th birthday party.
Pros: mini crab cakes, bacon-wrapped scallops, beer.
Cons: missing invite for MBGreen (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210612/def8e8ca87951e1722991e2a5f8e0be4.jpg)
FYP
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https://twitter.com/waynep2002/status/1403839584576942083?s=21
Me when I gotta go over the in-laws on Saturday and Tito is force feeding me shots and beers at 11am after a night of slamming IPAs in my basement bar by myself on Friday
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Mother-in-law's 70th birthday party.
Pros: mini crab cakes, bacon-wrapped scallops, beer.
Cons: none.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210612/def8e8ca87951e1722991e2a5f8e0be4.jpg)
I'll send you my mailing address
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I've had a few White Claws. My vagina itches.
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I've had a few White Claws. My vagina itches.
The seltz must flow...
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The seltz must flow...
On to High Noons.
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I've had a few White Claws. My vagina itches.
Is that why you're plunging The Porta Potty?
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Is that why you're plunging The Porta Potty?
Someone needs to stir the pot once in a while.
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Who hurt you tonight?
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Who hurt you tonight?
Gay beer.
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https://www.drinkmemag.com/vagina-beer-yes-you-read-that-correctly
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Sorry y'all
(https://c.tenor.com/ee78dvgJ_2IAAAAC/benlarsen21-gayness.gif)
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Daiquiri....whole handle rum.... America.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210904/1789882cb75a14a5806b5d39efb72206.jpg)
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I'm drunk on mimosas. My vagina itches again.
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I'm drunk on mimosas. My vagina itches again.
Given your performance so far this weekend are we going to have to have an intervention, you freaking lush?
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Given your performance so far this weekend are we going to have to have an intervention, you freaking lush?
I've been sober 4% of the weekend. I can't be judged.
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I've been sober 4% of the weekend. I can't be judged.
Allow me to join you tonight
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Allow me to join you tonight
Just drink the alcohol and judge where it gets you.
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As a relative outsider (i.e. a TGG-to-JO newcomer who''s never been to, e.g. a JO-affiliated tailgate):
Is there anyone here that wouldn't buy ANY on-site, at-large bilious reprobate here a round or four let alone the (metaphoric) innkeeper Johnny-the-limey-cross-dressing-poofter English?
edit: thx JE for JO
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As a relative outsider (i.e. a TGG-to-JO newcomer who''s never been to, e.g. a JO-affiliated tailgate):
Is there anyone here that wouldn't buy ANY on-site, at-large bilious reprobate here a round or four let alone the (metaphoric) innkeeper Johnny-the-limey-cross-dressing-poofter English?
edit: thx JE for JO
Why are you thanking me? I didn't build it. I just press a button every now and again, which usually results in MBGreen having to rebuild excrement.
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These guys are my favorite whores.
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Why are you thanking me? I didn't build it. I just press a button every now and again, which usually results in MBGreen having to rebuild excrement.
JO was always here. Before man was, JO waited for him. The ultimate forum awaiting its ultimate shitposters. That is the way it was and will be.
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1462202122779439106?s=21
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1462202122779439106?s=21
But why the orange slices
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But why the orange slices
Because Barstool sucks.
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Because Barstool sucks.
Nobody cares and that guy wasn’t in any way related to barstool
I thought about linking to the original video but realizing I’d only be doing that to prevent you from getting your panties in a bunch
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But why the orange slices
Because that's how you're supposed to serve Belgian Moon.
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Because that's how you're supposed to serve Belgian Moon.
Swallowed whole?
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Nobody cares and that guy wasn’t in any way related to barstool
I thought about linking to the original video but realizing I’d only be doing that to prevent you from getting your panties in a bunch
Whose panties got into a bunch?
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Swallowed whole?
Oh. Hadn't noticed that.
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Nobody cares and that guy wasn’t in any way related to barstool
I thought about linking to the original video but realizing I’d only be doing that to prevent you from getting your panties in a bunch
Make sure to include the Google link for dcm.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@willsworld69?lang=en
Me this weekend
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https://www.tiktok.com/@willsworld69?lang=en
Me this weekend
Did you mean to post a specific one?
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Did you mean to post a specific one?
Whoops
https://www.tiktok.com/@willsworld69/video/6989370595590835461?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7039438352366192133&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0
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Whoops
https://www.tiktok.com/@willsworld69/video/6989370595590835461?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7039438352366192133&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0
That looks very much like a Mark Sanchez jersey. In which case he will definitely par-tee.
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I've had Bombay and tonic. And Johnny Walker Blue.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211224/04a7bd1da5e8d739f6d8949698b8cb3c.jpg)
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I've had Bombay and tonic. And Johnny Walker Blue.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211224/04a7bd1da5e8d739f6d8949698b8cb3c.jpg)
Ladies and gentlemen, Bo has declared Christmas 2021 officially open.
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It's an applejack old fashioned kind of night for me.
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And Johnny Walker Blue.
Oh wow, I didn't even know you could make a daquiri with Johnny Walker.
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I'm not soberzzzz
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I'm gonna be honest, I haven't had a drink since Tailgate 2. Will pick it back up on Christmas.
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workin' some magic with Butter Ripple schnapps
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Working down a 12 pack of Corona. Had a key lime gay drink of some sort at the tiki bar. It was good.
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At a wine and beer festival. This could get ugly.
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Drunk eating taquitos. News at 11.
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Drunk eating taquitos. News at 11.
Sprinkle some beetroot on it
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Sprinkle some beetroot on it
I sprinkled beer on it.
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THIS AFTERNOON, QUARTER PAST 2:00 PM:
At a wine and beer festival. This could get ugly.
FIVE HOURS LATER:
Drunk eating taquitos. News at 11.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA/giphy.gif)
BO KNOWS BOOZE : - )
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo_Knows_Bo#/media/File:Bo_Knows_Bo.jpg)
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Costco Margherita wine cocktail. Not good, but I will finish it because I bought it.
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No, I'm not drinking yet, but I think I'm gonna have a Derby party on my porch. No fancy excrement, just getting drunk and watching horses run in a circle for a few minutes. I don't even like horses, but I will drink for pretty much any occasion.
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No, I'm not drinking yet, but I think I'm gonna have a Derby party on my porch. No fancy excrement, just getting drunk and watching horses run in a circle for a few minutes. I don't even like horses, but I will drink for pretty much any occasion.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Churchill_Downs_1901.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Joseph_Franklin_Rutherford_and_friends%2C_drinking_alcohol.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Churchill_Downs_Entrance_Barbaro_Statue.jpg/640px-Churchill_Downs_Entrance_Barbaro_Statue.jpg)
....."Post time!"........
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/University_of_Louisville_marching_band%2C_Churchill_Downs_Twin_Spires.jpg/640px-University_of_Louisville_marching_band%2C_Churchill_Downs_Twin_Spires.jpg)
..... "...and they're off!" ......
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Derby.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Mint_Julep.jpg/360px-Mint_Julep.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/1949_KY_Derby_glass.jpg/360px-1949_KY_Derby_glass.jpg)
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Mint_Julep.jpg/360px-Mint_Julep.jpg)
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"...."aN tHey'rr oFF!".....
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Mint_Julep.jpg/360px-Mint_Julep.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Alcohol_bottles_photographed_while_drunk.jpg/640px-Alcohol_bottles_photographed_while_drunk.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Highbrow_drunkard.jpg/320px-Highbrow_drunkard.jpg)
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^pretty much the last picture, none of the others matter.
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I had some mint juleps
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https://twitter.com/CallyGingrich/status/1528363558630727682?t=aYFNvONU1Lb2smMmQG2UfQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/CallyGingrich/status/1528363558630727682?t=aYFNvONU1Lb2smMmQG2UfQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/CallyGingrich/status/1528363558630727682?t=aYFNvONU1Lb2smMmQG2UfQ&s=19
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Callista_Gingrich_official_photo.jpg/192px-Callista_Gingrich_official_photo.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Eagle_Haliaeetus_leucocephalus_Binocular.jpg/192px-Eagle_Haliaeetus_leucocephalus_Binocular.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Eastern_Newt.jpg/320px-Eastern_Newt.jpg)
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(https://www.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_medium/171/1712892/3707925-17.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/redpyrameadhead/status/1614116876321435654?s=19
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I've been debating taking off St. Patrick's Day this year. I haven't properly celebrated it since college.
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I've been debating taking off St. Patrick's Day this year. I haven't properly celebrated it since college.
Yes to annoying drunks, but no to annoying kids at Halloween? *Stirs pot and leaves
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I've been debating taking off St. Patrick's Day this year. I haven't properly celebrated it since college.
You’re debating this because it’s on a Friday this year, right?
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Oh sweet, I'm on leave for St. Patrick's day this year! Maybe Savannah.
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You’re debating this because it’s on a Friday this year, right?
That's the primary factor.
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I've been debating taking off St. Patrick's Day this year. I haven't properly celebrated it since college.
I don't know why I thought JE posted this, nevermind my comment.
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I don't know why I thought JE posted this, nevermind my comment.
Then to answer your question, I have no use for SPD either as I'm not Irish and I don't understand why other people who aren't Irish feel the need to.
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Then to answer your question, I have no use for SPD either as I'm not Irish and I don't understand why other people who aren't Irish feel the need to.
This computes.
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I've been debating taking off St. Patrick's Day this year. I haven't properly celebrated it since college.
ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE, SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, U.S.A.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Saint_Pats_in_San_Francisco_-_Start_of_the_parade.jpg/640px-Saint_Pats_in_San_Francisco_-_Start_of_the_parade.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Saint_Patricks_Parade_-_Miss_San_Francisco.jpg/640px-Saint_Patricks_Parade_-_Miss_San_Francisco.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day_Parade_%2832691743924%29.jpg/640px-Saint_Patrick%27s_Day_Parade_%2832691743924%29.jpg)
ST. PATRICK'S DAY, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, U.S.A.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/St._Patrick%27s_Day_Chicago_%286855035408%29.jpg/640px-St._Patrick%27s_Day_Chicago_%286855035408%29.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/This_Hound_is_more_Irish_than_Wolf._%288569927969%29.jpg/610px-This_Hound_is_more_Irish_than_Wolf._%288569927969%29.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/St._Patrick%27s_Day_Weekend_1_%2816825784032%29.jpg/640px-St._Patrick%27s_Day_Weekend_1_%2816825784032%29.jpg)
ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE, NEW. YORK CITY, New York, U.S.A.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/NYC_St._Patrick%27s_Day_parade_150317-D-VO565-069.jpg/640px-NYC_St._Patrick%27s_Day_parade_150317-D-VO565-069.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/USMC-090317-M-4498L-005.jpg/640px-USMC-090317-M-4498L-005.jpg)
(https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:USMC-090317-M-4498L-005.jpg)
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE, LONDON, ENGLAND
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Regent_Street_Central_London_UK_COVID_19_Empty_Street.jpg/640px-Regent_Street_Central_London_UK_COVID_19_Empty_Street.jpg)
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Then to answer your question, I have no use for SPD either as I'm not Irish and I don't understand why other people who aren't Irish feel the need to.
This computes.
Ironic since grinches are green.
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Ironic since grinches are green.
To be clear, I have no issue with Irish people and people of Irish descent celebrating SPD, outside the usual caveat of patriotism being at best almost universally crass and at worst, well, worse. I don't understand though why non-Irish people make such a big deal out of SPD though, and not for example April 23rd, June 2nd, October 3rd, or November 30th.
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No one cares what the English think about Irish traditions.
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No one cares what the English think about Irish traditions.
No, but it is a bit pathetic that non Irish people are so desperate to insert themselves into them.
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No, but it is a bit pathetic that non Irish people are so desperate to insert themselves into them.
Irish diaspora + American alcoholism + state sponsorship = more than an answer for JE.
I offer no reason for any other country.
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Irish diaspora + American alcoholism + state sponsorship = more than an answer for JE.
I offer no reason for any other country.
Why have you all latched onto the Irish day and not the Italian or the German or any other though? You have just as much heritage from them. The whole SPD thing is all just a bit needy and weird, it's not even a good time of year for it.
German Unity Day would be a way better one to celebrate, it's a better time of year and they have better beer.
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Why have you all latched onto the Irish day and not the Italian or the German or any other though? You have just as much heritage from them. The whole SPD thing is all just a bit needy and weird, it's not even a good time of year for it.
German Unity Day would be a way better one to celebrate, it's a better time of year and they have better beer.
Because none of them have city-wide sponsorship in major cities.
We got our fill of German holiday traditions with Oktoberfest and Christmas trees and for the most part ignore Italian traditions altogether unless your city has a Little Italy district and you're physically in it.
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Why have you all latched onto the Irish day and not the Italian or the German or any other though? You have just as much heritage from them. The whole SPD thing is all just a bit needy and weird, it's not even a good time of year for it.
German Unity Day would be a way better one to celebrate, it's a better time of year and they have better beer.
You drink with people dressed in green in cold weather every year.
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Also the major aspect of.German cultural tradition in the US is to blend in to the point of being indistinguishable.
But you are welcome.to.Google.the history of Saint Patrick's Day in the US to find your answers instead of making it our problem to answer for you.
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You drink with people dressed in green in cold weather every year.
I have no comeback to this.
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...addressing the ugly undercurrent here....
German: https://www.next-where.com/food-wine-travel/12-cities-to-celebrate-oktoberfest-in-the-us/
Italian: FDR made Columbus Day a national holiday (SPD? hardly). Throughout the U.S. there are slews of celebrations, festivals and designated 'days' encompassing a huge swath of ethnicities, cultures, races, etc. And any Teutonophiles will be happy to note that the midwest in particular is full of them (Scandinavian as well). In NYC alone there's the Puerto Rican Day Parade, the Salute to Israel Day Parade, the Gay Pride Day, Parade, the Chinese Lunar New Year Parade, Japan Day Parade, Afro-American Day Parade, Greece, Brazil...and so on and so on and so on...........
Japan Day @ Central Park
Brazil Day NYC
50th Annual NYC Gay Pride March
San Gennaro Feast
National Puerto Rican Day Parade
Greek Independence Day Parade
Dominican Day parade
West Indian American Day Carnival & Parade 2023
African American Day parade
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Also the major aspect of.German cultural tradition in the US is to blend in to the point of being indistinguishable.
But you are welcome.to.Google.the history of Saint Patrick's Day in the US to find your answers instead of making it our problem to answer for you.
Thank you, I did and I learned stuff. And of course it makes total sense that it would have its roots in the War Of Independence and a shared hatred of the British, something which as a Brit by birth I have a fair degree of sympathy with.
Still, I'm willing to bet that an awful lot - like, a significant majority - of SPD revelers are also unaware of those roots. Now I just have to figure why Canadians do it as well...
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To be clear, I have no issue with Irish people and people of Irish descent celebrating SPD, outside the usual caveat of patriotism being at best almost universally crass and at worst, well, worse. I don't understand though why non-Irish people make such a big deal out of SPD though, and not for example April 23rd, June 2nd, October 3rd, or November 30th.
As soon as the whole city starts doing a giant bar crawl on those days I'll get right on that.
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Down in Cancun...drank enough drinks with umbrellas hanging out of them that I'm probably legally blind.
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https://v.redd.it/vbo1d8yiazya1
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https://v.redd.it/vbo1d8yiazya1
At first I was thought it was kinda awesome, but then I tried to remember the last time I had a case of beer in a milkcrate.
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I want to make healthier decisions when I go out, but I also want tacos.
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I want to make healthier decisions when I go out, but I also want tacos.
Fish tacos. Done.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230811/f1dff23c7e97533da2f18c0e77c108af.jpg)
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The Harpoon colab was excrement.
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https://x.com/bornakang/status/1732140990687776948?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg