Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: Badger on October 06, 2013, 10:33:01 PM
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Too early in the morning man. freak.
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(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/897405/original.jpg)
Is that MB's Krautza?
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(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/897405/original.jpg)
Pretty sure that sandwich is pregnant. Or maybe Cromartie was confused and horny.
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id hit it.....
with some bacon, lettuce, thin sliced tomato, and hot toast
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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mcdonald-cuts-heinz-ketchup-ties-40-years-article-1.1497368
I'm putting MB on suicide watch.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mcdonald-cuts-heinz-ketchup-ties-40-years-article-1.1497368
I'm putting MB on suicide watch.
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^ UkilledKenny.....with frosted flakes.
you bastard.
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Why are those frosted flakes brown?
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Why are those frosted flakes brown?
laced with TNT.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/29/deep-fried-twinkie-burger_n_4173454.html?1383056269&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
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laced with TNT.
hahaha
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/29/deep-fried-twinkie-burger_n_4173454.html?1383056269&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
BTW I tried a donut burger a while back. It was awesome, but I felt like excrement immediately after my first bite.
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Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
BTW I tried a donut burger a while back. It was awesome, but I felt like excrement immediately after my first bite.
I had a donut burger in August. No regrets or ill effects.
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Just had one of the worst meals I've eaten in a long time, and it was at a $250 a head "gourmet banquet". Truly atrocious food.
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(http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_nellcasey/111213mcrib.jpg)
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What's that?
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What's that?
"Raw" McRib
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"Raw" McRib
Meh. When I'm 3 sheets to the wind, I'll eat anything.
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(http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_nellcasey/111213mcrib.jpg)
100% Canadian beef......nothing more to see here.
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"Raw" McRib
I would guess it was precooked before frozen. Doesnt make it any less disgusting.
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http://deadspin.com/mcdonalds-has-10-million-pounds-of-unsold-mighty-wings-1486870874
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http://deadspin.com/mcdonalds-has-10-million-pounds-of-unsold-mighty-wings-1486870874
Jay SaninUSamer Kalaf2091L
McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.
Thursday 9:10pm
Hahahaha
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The MBGreen online cookbook (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/truly-upsetting-vintage-recipes)
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Mmmm... beef suet.
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I tried my first hard boiled egg this morning. Not bad.
/real talk
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I tried my first hard boiled egg this morning. Not bad.
/real talk
How in the hell have you never had a hardboiled egg?
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How in the hell have you never had a hardboiled egg?
I didn't like eggs when i was a kid. I just never got around to trying one as an adult....until this morning.
EDIT: ketchup is necessary in this situation too.
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I didn't like eggs when i was a kid. I just never got around to trying one as an adult....until this morning.
EDIT: ketchup is necessary in this situation too.
No no no. Please tell me you're not a grown man who eats ketchup on his eggs.
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No no no. Please tell me you're not a grown man who eats ketchup on his eggs.
You already knew this.
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You already knew this.
I must have blocked it out.
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No no no. Please tell me you're not a grown man who eats ketchup on his eggs.
I ate an egg mcmuffin slathered in ketchup right in front of you at the Anchor Inn.
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I ate an egg mcmuffin slathered in ketchup at the Anchor Inn. You were there.
How did I not make Mexican food after seeing that?
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How did I not make Mexican food after seeing that?
You wanted a bite, i said no.
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freak this world
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http://imgur.com/a/B4BUP
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da freak is that, like a frozen fish burger ?
No wonder that chicks picture is blurred out, shes gotta be 300 + pounds
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Definitely a McChicken.
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I didn't like eggs when i was a kid. I just never got around to trying one as an adult....until this morning.
EDIT: ketchup is necessary in this situation too.
You put ketchup on a hard boiled egg? Holy excrement. You're worse than my 3-year-old. Not even joking.
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You put ketchup on a hard boiled egg? Holy excrement. You're worse than my 3-year-old. Not even joking.
I know...I'm freaking amazing
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I know...I'm freaking amazing
Hahaha, ok, touché.
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I've allocated approx 45 mins of my day to daydreaming about the possibilities with this:
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^ That is probably terrible
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^ That is probably terrible
No idea. I'd try one though. Bacon deserves my respect.
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I've allocated approx 45 mins of my day to daydreaming about the possibilities with this:
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*takes out the white glove*
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http://imgur.com/a/x1riF
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Haha. All jokes aside, that looks awesome.
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/02/10/274725631/sandwich-monday-subways-fritos-chicken-enchilada-sub
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That looks so terrible
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I've taken dumps that look better.
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MB would inhale that thing and swear it was from Ben and Jacks.
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So much for the healthy initiative, eh subway?
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/02/10/274725631/sandwich-monday-subways-fritos-chicken-enchilada-sub
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Gag.
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I'm guessing Jared wasn't consulted for this one?
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I'm guessing Jared wasn't consulted for this one?
That was completely designed by MB. It has Winnipeg written all over it.
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That was completely designed by MB. It has Winnipeg written all over it.
<3
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.....and they're not bad. Get a bit overpowering if you eat too many.
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Why would anyone prefer a "ketchup chip" to like a french fry with ketchup ?
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Why would anyone prefer a "ketchup chip" to like a french fry with ketchup ?
must be a side effect of chronic subzero temperatures.
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I don't like ketchup chips, they give me red fingers too much.
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I don't like ketchup chips, they give me red fingers too much.
I bet in high school you used watch porn while eating those things and then ran to tell your friends how your girl was on her period, here look.
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I bet in high school you used watch porn while eating those things and then ran to tell your friends how your girl was on her period, here look.
hahaha
Then i licked my fingers right in front of them.
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hahaha
Then i licked my fingers right in front of them.
Hahahah I like the way you think, I may do that at work.
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McD's breakfast
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Is that the barcode number imprinted on the pancakes? Bah!
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Those pancakes survived the Holocaust
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Insert your own MBGreen joke here.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/pizza-mres_n_4786562.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
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Insert your own MBGreen joke here.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/pizza-mres_n_4786562.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Sounds like theyre trying to reinvent dominos pizza
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I think this is in Bo's backyard.
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/02/19/video-pizza-hut-employee-caught-peeing-in-kitchen-sink
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I think this is in Bo's backyard.
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/02/19/video-pizza-hut-employee-caught-peeing-in-kitchen-sink
I'm in Virginia. West Virginia is another world.
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Pizza Dough gone wild. MB would be dumpster diving:
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^Hey, free is free.
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I'm in Virginia. West Virginia is another world.
Urine pizza hasn't made its way east yet?
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It hasn't made its way yeast.
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It hasn't made its way yeast.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Best gif
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well done
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Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.
My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.
My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.
I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and
freaking.
CHEESE.
DUST.
EVERYWHERE.
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Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.
My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.
My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.
I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and
freaking.
CHEESE.
DUST.
EVERYWHERE.
. This is MB's fap fantasy.
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Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.
My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.
My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.
I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and
freaking.
CHEESE.
DUST.
EVERYWHERE.
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Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.
My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.
My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.
I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and
freaking.
CHEESE.
DUST.
EVERYWHERE.
Melt the american cheese over the macaroni.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAjykZxKIqs
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^ Weber makes a nice BBQ
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx
nooooo
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx
the first comment destroyed ketchup for me for the rest of eternity.
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I want you to do one of those 4chan posts that goes something like:
> be me
> post some excrement I think is funny on JO
> not realise that it's too small to read and when you click on it to make it full size, you have to scroll across to read each freaking line
> take myself outside and kick myself in the face repeatedly
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>be JE
>on line to ride roller coaster
>get to front of line
>ride attendant says I'm 1cm too short to ride
>MFW (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bmTc7yXDRkA/UWbdB5zhzQI/AAAAAAAAARo/CE8fHww2sqw/s1600/Height.jpg)
>La Ronde is rubbish
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http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR
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http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR
Reading that made me hafta poop.
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http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR
That looks bad, but not as bad as I was expecting. I've seen worse.
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http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR
When I'm either drunk or extremely hungover my food standards go out the fuckn window. That being said, I'd still eat every bit of that on a Saturday morning.
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Uh... congrats?
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2013/07/08/winnipeg-named-slurpee-capital-for-14th-straight-year
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Uh... congrats?
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2013/07/08/winnipeg-named-slurpee-capital-for-14th-straight-year
*kisses biceps*
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Love the smell of lazy maple bacon cooking, Saul.
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Love the smell of lazy maple bacon cooking, Saul.
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Had breakfast for dinner, maple bacon/sausages included.
*takes a excrement*
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Had breakfast for dinner, maple bacon/sausages included.
*takes a excrement*
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I've tried having breakfast for dinner, but it never mentally fills me up. I always end up just as hungry.
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My Dad loves breakfast for dinner, it's usually a source of conflict for us, I can't do it.
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Why?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101031175511AAQob6I
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Slow suicide
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http://youtu.be/oQYwFND7rHE
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http://youtu.be/oQYwFND7rHE
Haha so fuckn blatant.
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hahahaahaha
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A few weeks ago i was rifling through my cabinets for a quick snack. None of my stuff seemed to go with anything else I had, but I was starving and too lazy to get dressed and make the trip to Subway, so I made do.
After carefully examining my various orphan ingredients, I decided to do a reinterpretation of tuna salad. Unfortunately, the only mayo I had was some weird derriere hippy stuff I bought from Trader Joe's when I was drunk. It was southwest/chipotle something or another. The stuff was gross. Tasted like someone had taken regular mayonnaise and mixed it with ketchup and ball sweat. But I was hungry, so I mixed it up with a can of tuna.
As I stood in the kitchen eyeing this chunky pink concoction, wondering to myself if I should eat it or just throw it away, I somehow got it in my head that adding that can of imitation crab meat (that I bought in 2009) would be a good idea. Emboldened by this sudden inspiration, I decided to continue adding things.
I mixed in some leftover sauce packets from Taco Bell. I mixed in some Cholula and cumin. Some refried beans and tartar sauce. This was going to be great.
When I felt my masterpiece was complete, I took a step back to admire my canvas. Didn't look so good. Almost seemed angry i had brought it into existence. It honestly reminded me of the stuff that sprayed out of my derriere that time I picked up an intestinal parasite in Panama.
Undeterred by how unappealing my creation appeared, I neertheless settled down on the couch with an entire bowl of the stuff. Turning on an episode of Ghost Adventures, I took my first bite.
I really didn't think it would be that bad. I was wrong. It was rancid and stringy. It tasted like I was eating Jennifer Lopez' yeast infection. The funny thing is that when I looked at that first spoonful that I had spat out onto my TV tray, it actually seemed slightly more appetizing. I still threw away the rest, though.
So, it didn't go well. Still, I felt it needed a name. I thought of the melding of seafood and southwest flavors. It came to me.
"Seamen Fiesta."
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/23m2qc/with_nothing_to_eat_at_home_what_snacks_have_you/
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http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/04/check-out-these-guytastic-highlights-from-guy-fieris-vegas-kitchen-bar-menu/
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I want to eat a whole box of these and then pass out under my desk.
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That excrement's revolting.
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Hahahahha
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I don't get it. It's just a head of lettuce and some dressing. Am I missing something?
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Newman's own salad dressing isn't bad.
/a little bit south of saskatoooon
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>be JE
>on line to ride roller coaster
>get to front of line
>ride attendant says I'm 1cm too short to ride
>MFW (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bmTc7yXDRkA/UWbdB5zhzQI/AAAAAAAAARo/CE8fHww2sqw/s1600/Height.jpg)
>La Ronde is rubbish
I freaking live for 4chan posts. not sure what that website is or who those people are, but I always find them hilarious
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I freaking live for 4chan posts. not sure what that website is or who those people are, but I always find them hilarious
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I tried a Vietnamese restaurant for lunch today for the first time. It was awful.
I ordered something simple: fried egg noodles with shrimp/chicken covered in some oily sauce.
The meal was completely soaked in this sauce. That's what killed it for me.
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What is MB's favorite Japanese restaurant?
Chuck E. Hana
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What is MB's favorite Japanese restaurant?
Chuck E. Hana
Is his favorite Chinese place PF Cheese's?
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Mongol Garden
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"Hey, I found some green excrement growing back here behind the fridge."
"Shove it on a burger and sell it as some Mexican-type excrement!"
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http://imgur.com/a/yLFHC
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We had some cubed watermelon in the fridge that we wanted to finish, so I poured it in a bowl and brought it to the couch.
We both took a bite and immediately spit our pieces back into the bowl, as the watermelon had fermented, creating an explosion of vinegar flavor.
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How to make egg casserole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvkQMoj8qqA
This guy has really stepped up his game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA
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I think he needs help.
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Why
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Why
Because MBGreen.
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That makes me cry in my stomach.
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Apparently it's not bad. The Gummi bears melt when cooked and impart a sweet flavor in the sausage
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^It's still horrible and gross to even look at.
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^It's still horrible and gross to even look at.
They looks like turds with multicolored peanuts in them.
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i'll bring those to the tailgate.
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i'll bring those to the tailgate.
20 bucks you will never find that abomination in New York.
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20 bucks you will never find that abomination in New York.
I'll make my own, in the toilet.
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I'll make my own, in the toilet.
That's where the originals were made.
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That's where the originals were made.
I'm sure you'll be first in line at the grill.
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I'm sure you'll be first in line at the grill.
For the Taquito's sure.
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For the Taquito's sure.
And 4 gummy bear excrement sausages
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And 4 gummy bear excrement sausages
If you say so.
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If you say so.
Bon appetit
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Bon appetit
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From The Oatmeal:
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http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/i-ate-taco-bells-entire-new-dollar-menu-one-sitting-and-heres-what-i-learned-159645
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Burger King is in talks to acquire Tim Hortons and move joint headquarters to Canada. Not sure how I feel about this.
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Burger King is in talks to acquire Tim Hortons and move joint headquarters to Canada. Not sure how I feel about this.
Why would you care, you don't strike me as a guy that eats at either place or do you want to keep that excrement food down here in Miami (BK's current HQ).
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Why would you care, you don't strike me as a guy that eats at either place or do you want to keep that excrement food down here in Miami (BK's current HQ).
I am a big fan of Timmy's, although primarily for a) the coffee loaded with cream and sugar, and b) Timbits (donut holes). As long as both of those remain untouched I don't really care too much.
I suppose it will probably be good for the Canadian tax revenues.
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I am a big fan of Timmy's, although primarily for a) the coffee loaded with cream and sugar, and b) Timbits (donut holes). As long as both of those remain untouched I don't really care too much.
I suppose it will probably be good for the Canadian tax revenues.
BK is basically a subsidiary of a hedge fund. So all they care about are savings and sucking companies dry. I wouldn't think Timmy's hooking up with them would be a good thing other then more tax revenue for Canada. Sometime in the future they will be spun off, so there's that I suppose.
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I am a big fan of Timmy's, although primarily for a) the coffee loaded with cream and sugar, and b) Timbits (donut holes). As long as both of those remain untouched I don't really care too much.
I suppose it will probably be good for the Canadian tax revenues.
enjoy the new Whopper timbits.
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enjoy the new Whopper timbits.
Whopper Timbits? So, like, donuts?
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Whopper Timbits? So, like, donuts?
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http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/taco-bell-giving-away-a-lifetime-of-food
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If that happened in Winnipeg it would be totally understandable.
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I too only order dominos when I'm too high to make a sandwich
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http://www.okcfox.com/story/26454417/weatherford-mcdonalds-sign-falls-trapping-two-people
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I would totally eat that.
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888
LOL
I'm gonna have to try this.
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I didnt know where to put this, or how to properly but #3 on this list had to be someone from here
http://www.buzzfeed.com/oldelpaso/haikus-that-accurately-portray-your-love-of-cheese?s=mobile
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Regular Oreos have always been and will remain my primary munchie of choice.
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freak the other ones, except for double stuff and maybe the golden ones.
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Btw these fuckn things exist in Japan for whatever reason. "black diamond" burgers. Why?
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/racy-breastaurant-fastest-growing-food-143448488.html (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/racy-breastaurant-fastest-growing-food-143448488.html)
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http://www.thedailymeal.com/news/restaurant-owner-hooks-customers-opium-laced-noodles/092414
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http://www.neatorama.com/neatolicious/2014/09/29/The-Pizza-Cake-Is-Now-a-Reality/
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Twin Peaks is terrible
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god damnit why do I find these things so hilarious
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I too only order dominos when I'm too high to make a sandwich
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hahahahahah. gross
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What is that?
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What is that?
Cup O' Noodles microwaved without any water.
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"Kill me, please"
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Cup O' Noodles microwaved without any water.
Does he have a polo shirt tucked into gym shorts?
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Does he have a polo shirt tucked into gym shorts?
Just like my dad.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/11167092/McDonalds-customer-finds-dead-mouse-in-coffee.html
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Most of those type of stories turn out to be complete bullshit.
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lovesick-chinese-woman--26--dumped-by-boyfriend-spends-entire-week-in-kfc-131549197.html#PirnbTD
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Just brings back memories of being at my friend (we'll call him Kenny)'s house and eating scrambled eggs with sliced hot dog and crapshup for dinner.
Your post reminded me of this...
This kid I knew in my neighborhood would have the same thing for dinner every night. A bowl of shell pasta with nothing on it except a liberal amount of table salt.
Eating at his house was weird.
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Your post reminded me of this...
This kid I knew in my neighborhood would have the same thing for dinner every night. A bowl of shell pasta with nothing on it except a liberal amount of table salt.
Eating at his house was weird.
I didn't know you used to live in Winnipeg.
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I didn't know you used to live in Winnipeg.
best salt in North America, jackass.
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Nooooooo
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what the freak
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I think I am going to hurl.
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Did you at least try it?
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Plastic bottle of mystery fluid... Small doses... GHB?
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lkng6/tifu_by_eating_a_whole_papa_johns_chili_fritos/
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http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move,14238/
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/
That was hilarious.
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http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/
Is this a Fast and Furious joke? If so, I'm all in.
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http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/
His mug shot is perfect.
"Man... This is bullshit"
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So yesterday I had some flounder, nothing fancy, just baked in the oven with some spice rub on it.
I take a bite and... something is wrong. I ask my wife what's in this and she says she just used the Cajun Creole spice rub she bought. I take another bite and it's still not right. I tell her something is weird about it, a flavor I can't recognize. She suggests maybe it's cinnamon. At this point I'm done with the fish.
I go into the kitchen, grab the bottle, read the ingredients. Cloves. freak CLOVES.
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Ginger snap flounder
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Cloves are evil. They are the taste of toothache.
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Cloves are freaking disgusting.
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I just don't get their use. I bought that along with a bunch other spices when I first started cooking and couldn't figure out why anyone would put that frap into their food.
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I just don't get their use. I bought that along with a bunch other spices when I first started cooking and couldn't figure out why anyone would put that frap into their food.
I think I might have put some in homemade mulled wine once. It was OK.
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My Mum used to stick them into the outside of a ham when she was roasting it.
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My Mum used to stick them into the outside of a ham when she was roasting it.
I prefer the method of prison-shanking a porK loin and then shoving garlic chunks in the holes.
Edit: god damnit
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Just had this in Tokyo. Burger King Black Diamond burger, dyed in octopus juice or something. It tasted... weird, but good.
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Enjoy Your Cancer
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We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
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We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
How are you still alive?
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7-Elevens in HK served fish balls and dumplings. They were not very good.
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7-Elevens in HK served fish balls and dumplings. They were not very good.
Tommy: "WTF is that nasty looking excrement?"
7-11 Asia: "Shark taint with octopus labia cheese"
Tommy: "Gat damn! I can't even........what the freak? I'll take two of each."
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Tommy: "WTF is that nasty looking excrement?"
7-11 Asia: "Shark taint with octopus labia cheese"
Tommy: "Gat damn! I can't even........what the freak? I'll take two of each."
haha
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We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
the only place I would be headed after that is the damn toilet
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We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
What did your poor digestive tract ever do to you too deserve this?
Good god did MB hijack your account? No this is real he wouldn't be a Douchebag and ruin the tailgate thread. I hope your colon explodes at an inopportune time, like when you're getting anal.
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I had a sausage, egg and cheese muffin from 7-Eleven on NYD because I had a stinking hangover and it was the only place open in the immediate vicinity. It was hideous, but it did the job.
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I had a sausage, egg and cheese muffin from 7-Eleven on NYD because I had a stinking hangover and it was the only place open in the immediate vicinity. It was hideous, but it did the job.
Did you get salmonella?
Ebola?
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Did you get salmonella?
Ebola?
AIDS
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Did you get salmonella?
Ebola?
I'll be on a plane tomorrow so probably Ebola.
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I'll be on a plane tomorrow so probably Ebola.
Better hope NSA isn't tracking these forums
You'll end up locked in a cell in Atlanta
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Damn. Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.
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Damn. Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.
Yeah you would, Mr. McDonalds breakfast.
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Yeah you would, Mr. McDonalds breakfast.
absolutely not. The smells that come out of 7-11 are rancid.
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absolutely not. The smells that come out of 7-11 are rancid.
Sounds like you're describing McDonalds.
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Sounds like you're describing McDonalds.
I'm not though. it's 100% 7-11.
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I'm not though. it's 100% 7-11.
You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.
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You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.
there's a huge difference.
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there's a huge difference.
Yes, one appeals directly to children.
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Badger ate too much 7-11...he's delirious.
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Yes, one appeals directly to children.
you should be all over it then.
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Badger ate too much 7-11...he's delirious.
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw McGriddles.
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Those in glass houses shouldn't throw McGriddles.
Then don't.
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I can't take this further without venturing into being a dick so I won't.
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I can't take this further without venturing into being a dick so I won't.
Enjoy the taquitos
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You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.
There probably is.
Both 7-11 and McDonald's serve disgusting garbage. But the difference is McDonald's sells a substantially higher volume of that garbage, presumably an assembly line or something along that line . So they have dedicated staff constantly making it, so those canned eggs (or wherever they're from) while not fresh, are at least (somewhat) freshly prepared.
Meanwhile the excrement at 7-11 is probably made once a day, and sits under a heat lamp for hours.
While neither deserves to be in the same sentence as the word quality, I'd absolutely rather eat the excrement from McDonald's than 7-11. And im pretty sure most people would agree with that sentiment. Of course I'd probably prefer getting my prostate checked over eating either, so there is that too
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look what you've done now....dcm is involved.
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There probably is.
Both 7-11 and McDonald's serve disgusting garbage. But the difference is McDonald's sells a substantially higher volume of that garbage, presumably an assembly line or something along that line . So they have dedicated staff constantly making it, so those canned eggs (or wherever they're from) while not fresh, are at least (somewhat) freshly prepared.
Meanwhile the excrement at 7-11 is probably made once a day, and sits under a heat lamp for hours.
While neither deserves to be in the same sentence as the word quality, I'd absolutely rather eat the excrement from McDonald's than 7-11. And im pretty sure most people would agree with that sentiment. Of course I'd probably prefer getting my prostate checked over eating either, so there is that too
That all depends on the individual location. A McDonalds in Brownsville isn't going to have higher standards than anyone.
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There probably is.
Both 7-11 and McDonald's serve disgusting garbage. But the difference is McDonald's sells a substantially higher volume of that garbage, presumably an assembly line or something along that line . So they have dedicated staff constantly making it, so those canned eggs (or wherever they're from) while not fresh, are at least (somewhat) freshly prepared.
Meanwhile the excrement at 7-11 is probably made once a day, and sits under a heat lamp for hours.
While neither deserves to be in the same sentence as the word quality, I'd absolutely rather eat the excrement from McDonald's than 7-11. And im pretty sure most people would agree with that sentiment. Of course I'd probably prefer getting my prostate checked over eating either, so there is that too
What's your take on the new Taco Bell breakfast, and a very informative and accurate take. This thread really needed your input.
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What's your take on the new Taco Bell breakfast, and a very informative and accurate take. This thread really needed your input.
I can honestly say ive never eaten at a Taco Bell
You know us conservative folks aren't big on that cultural stuff
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I can honestly say ive never eaten at a Taco Bell
You're going to get derriere cancer
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My wife bought breakfast at Burger king one morning out of delirium from lack of sleep. Looked like someone slapped wet bread on rubber.
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My wife bought breakfast at Burger king one morning out of delirium from lack of sleep. Looked like someone slapped wet bread on rubber.
did you guys eat breakfast after your morning sex?
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did you guys eat breakfast after your morning sex?
You win this battle.....
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Wow great fuckn play.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2r7crn/waiters_of_reddit_whats_the_most_ridiculous_order/cnd6l5h
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Damn. Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.
Almost always depends on the age of the place. I refuse to eat at any fast food place that is a over a couple years old. Same applies to 7-11. If it's newish and looks clean, I'll take the chance.
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What Taco Bell And McDonald's Meals Look Like After 2 Years Of Just Sitting There (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-mcdonalds-meals-look-192415924.html)
Partial quote:
A Michigan chiropractor has been saving a Taco bell chicken taco and McDonald's cheeseburger with fries for years, and none of the items have appeared to rot.
Dr. Jaqueline Vaughn purchased the meals two years ago and put them on display in her office, Vaughn Chiropractic, in Waterford, Michigan.
The meals have remained there ever since, sitting uncovered next to the patient sign-in sheet.
None of the food has grown mold or started to smell, according to Jessica Freed, a chiropractic assistant who works in the office.
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There's a site that shows McDonald's cheeseburgers after 20 years etc.
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Reminded me of this "study":
http://deadspin.com/5984300/what-do-decades-old-athlete-chocolate-bars-taste-like-today-a-test
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My dad got meat delivered to him from a relative in Michigan.
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My dad got meat delivered to him from a relative in Michigan.
WTF is that? Should I call the police?
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WTF is that? Should I call the police?
Michigan is a little village in Serbia.
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My dad says it's cured ham.
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My dad says it's cured ham.
Oh, well that makes more sense. It keeps forever.
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http://www.tomonews.net/179410214699008?utm_source=Facebook%20NMAtv&utm_medium=Social%20&utm_campaign=0109%20tooth%20in%20mcdonalds%20fries
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Poor youth everywhere nervous.
http://abc11.com/traffic/ramen-noodle-truck-crash-blocks-i-95/484394/
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"Total loss: $5.45
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We need to bring that to the US.
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We need to bring that to the US.
No we really don't.
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No we really don't.
You don't want to see me eat 10 of them?
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You don't want to see me eat 10 of them?
Lol not particularly.
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Puck only likes kosher double down hotdogs....which they dont make yet.
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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35819/not-sure-what-to-get-for-valentines-day-how-about-a-chocolate-butthole/
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http://www.businessinsider.com/little-caesars-bacon-pizza-2015-2
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Still not interested.
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It's Little Caesar's it's one step above Papa John's on the so disgusting it makes you want to puke scale.
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It's Little Caesar's it's one step above Papa John's on the so disgusting it makes you want to puke scale.
Papa John's is a lot better than Little Caesar's. Both are terrible.
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Papa John's is a lot better than Little Caesar's. Both are terrible.
False. Little Caesars is light years better than Papa Johns and much cheaper. I'd eat Little Caesars. Of course, I also don't consider it real pizza. It's pizza in the same way Taco Bell in Mexican food.
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Oh and the bacon pizza looks disgusting. The freaking pan crust sucks on any pizza.
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I hate all foods more than what I like.
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Wut?
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I just ate a full bag of maple covered popcorn. 54g of sugar. I feel quite sick now.
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I just ate a full bag of maple covered popcorn. 54g of sugar. I feel quite sick now.
Taking a break from elven bread?
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Ugh
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Haha
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2015/03/09/391905688/sandwich-monday-pizza-flavored-salad-dressing
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Sour cream donuts
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Sour cream donuts
you are wrong
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you are wrong
Oh man is he ever. I brought donuts from Dandee donuts in Pompano on the plane to Long Island Xmas. I was mobbed by the flight attendants for the sour cream glazed donuts. I got 9 free vodka's and the endearing love of some very good looking flight attendants (all females). Also they were a hit at the party, no lie. these are the only donuts I like , I think most suck.
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What if I can't stand the taste of sour cream in the slightest and it makes me want to vomit?
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What if I can't stand the taste of sour cream in the slightest and it makes me want to vomit?
You wouldn't even notice it. imo
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What if I can't stand the taste of sour cream in the slightest and it makes me want to vomit?
Puck is correct
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Puck is correct
Cool I have no idea about Tim Horton's version.
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You wouldn't even notice it. imo
When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.
When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."
I almost committed murder that day.
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When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.
When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."
I almost committed murder that day.
I don't like cream cheese on bagels but I like cream cheese frosting and cheesecake and excrement like that. Products including cream cheese. No cream cheese wontons, though. I also don't like cottage cheese or ricotta although I like lasagna if there's not too much ricotta. Gotta be meat lasagna.
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I don't like cream cheese on bagels but I like cream cheese frosting and cheesecake and excrement like that. Products including cream cheese. No cream cheese wontons, though. I also don't like cottage cheese or ricotta although I like lasagna if there's not too much ricotta. Gotta be meat lasagna.
Is it a textural issue with you? Cream cheese wontons are by and large gross. Ricotta in many dishes is basically tasteless if not done correctly.
When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.
When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."
I almost committed murder that day.
Yeah I get the same thing with mushrooms, which are a textural problem for people. I once put them in a Italian dish I made and someone specifically asked if there were mushrooms in it. I said no. I chopped them up real small as the recipe called for. Lol if they all didn't love it.
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Shut up and eat!
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Is it a textural issue with you? Cream cheese wontons are by and large gross. Ricotta in many dishes is basically tasteless if not done correctly.
For the most part this is true, but the ones from Panda Express (at least out here) are awesome.
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For the most part this is true, but the ones from Panda Express (at least out here) are awesome.
I sort of like the ones from PF Chang's but those are crab rangoons with you know actual crab meat and not much cream cheese.
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Is it a textural issue with you? Cream cheese wontons are by and large gross. Ricotta in many dishes is basically tasteless if not done correctly.
Yeah I get the same thing with mushrooms, which are a textural problem for people. I once put them in a Italian dish I made and someone specifically asked if there were mushrooms in it. I said no. I chopped them up real small as the recipe called for. Lol if they all didn't love it.
I grew up without much of a taste for cheese. I don't think it's predominantly textural. To this day, I only put cheese on Italian food, salads, and cheeseburgers. I'll eat it on tacos sometimes, but I won't eat a quesadilla, grilled cheese, etc. Sour cream fit into the same category.
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I grew up without much of a taste for cheese. I don't think it's predominantly textural. To this day, I only put cheese on Italian food, salads, and cheeseburgers. I'll eat it on tacos sometimes, but I won't eat a quesadilla, grilled cheese, etc. Sour cream fit into the same category.
I hated sour cream for a really long time, but I've started to like it in small amounts on Mexican food.
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I hated sour cream for a really long time, but I've started to like it in small amounts on Mexican food.
I have no use for sour cream as a condiment. I actively avoided it for years but of late I'll occasionally use it to make creamy salsa.
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I have no use for sour cream as a condiment. I actively avoided it for years but of late I'll occasionally use it to make creamy salsa.
I make some surprisingly solid breaded chicken with sour cream.
Dip tenders in sour cream, then dip them again in crushed up Cheez-its and cayenne pepper. That is the only use I really have for it. Quick, easy snack to eat during sporting events.
If it comes on a Mexican dish, I just don't ask for no sour cream like I used to. It doesn't bother me anymore.
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Must be cultural because I have had sour cream my entire life, my grandma always had it around. She had 3/4 of her stomach removed because of cancer and it was one of the few dairy products she could actually eat and enjoy. I love the stuff but admittedly do not eat it often.
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Sour cream is a staple on perogies with fried onions and bacon
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Sour cream is a staple on perogies with fried onions and bacon
Eastern European, that's where much of my ancestry is from.
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Anything prominently featuring potato gets sour cream for me.
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Must be cultural because I have had sour cream my entire life, my grandma always had it around. She had 3/4 of her stomach removed because of cancer and it was one of the few dairy products she could actually eat and enjoy. I love the stuff but admittedly do not eat it often.
Out of 6 people in my immediately family growing up, 4 loved sour cream, 1 tolerated it, and I hated it.
Like I said, though, it says more about me than about sour cream. I'm sure it's wonderful stuff. I just had weird tastes as a kid. What kid doesn't love grilled cheese? This one.
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Sour cream is great, I put it on fajitas and as MB says a perogie isn't right without sour cream.
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Anything prominently featuring potato gets sour cream for me.
Same. And fajitas of course. Burritos.
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Sour cream is a staple on perogies with fried onions and bacon
22 pages and perogies finally get brought up. God bless my Ukrainian-Canadian family.
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Fajitas are shitty white people Mexican food.
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Fajitas are shitty white people Mexican food.
As opposed to authentic Mexican which consists of multi-colored bland and cilantro
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As opposed to authentic Mexican which consists of multi-colored bland and cilantro
False. Authentic Mexican is outstanding and quite often melts your face. Bell peppers are at the blandest end of the pepper family.
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False. Authentic Mexican is outstanding and quite often melts your face. Bell peppers are at the blandest end of the pepper family.
Iggy is right. Tex-Mex is garbage for the most part. The real stuff is awesome.
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Out of curiosity after someone posted that chili's commercial in the other thread.
Which national restaurant chain's/franchises have the best food?
Seems like the overwhelming majority are absolutely disgusting
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In b4 someone tries to act like the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster are actually good
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How national are we talking. Places like Bahama Breeze or Macaroni Grill are decent but not as global as say Applebee's or Olive Garden
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Out of curiosity after someone posted that chili's commercial in the other thread.
Which national restaurant chain's/franchises have the best food?
Seems like the overwhelming majority are absolutely disgusting
Sit down restaurants? None of them. There's always a better option around. For quick food, there are some decent burger places and places like Corner Bakery.
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PF Chang's has ok happy hour, too. The crispy green beans are good.
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Sit down restaurants? None of them. There's always a better option around. For quick food, there are some decent burger places and places like Corner Bakery.
Cheesecake factory isn't too bad. At least most of what they have has the appearance of real food.
There aren't many of them, although they're in most states
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How national are we talking. Places like Bahama Breeze or Macaroni Grill are decent but not as global as say Applebee's or Olive Garden
I haven't been to Macaroni Grill in over a decade but I felt like it was a slightly nicer Olive Garden. Slightly.
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Cheesecake factory isn't too bad. At least most of what they have has the appearance of real food.
There aren't many of them, although they're in most states
Cheesecake Factory pumps sugar into its food. There is not a restaurant on earth that kills my blood sugar more.
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Cheesecake Factory pumps sugar into its food. There is not a restaurant on earth that kills my blood sugar more.
Not just the desserts but the actual food?
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In b4 someone tries to act like the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster are actually good
In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.
Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.
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National chains are mainly an abomination, pretty much fried crap. Friday's, Chili's, Olive Garden, Applebee's, Red Lobster etc are freaking horrid.
Cheesecake Factory is tolerable because the menu is gigantic, Carraba' s is tolerable, better than the other Italian places mentioned. They're (Cheesecake Factory sorry for breaking that up) menu items have a gazillion calories so be careful you might have four meals in one.
One place you can get a cheap ok streak is the Longhorn, for the money, it's decent but the menu can be a minefield.
I think BJ' s Steakhouse/Brewhouse is a national chain, they're pretty good, better than anything mentioned here by a longshot.
Other than that, the only time I would go to any of those places, specifically the real crappy one's, is to meet a group or forced.
PF Chang's is ok but not worth a three freaking hour wait at most locations, it's not worth any wait.
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I have a little Mexican joint near me. I'm in Virginia. I know it isn't truly authentic, great Mexican food. They have chips and salsa, they have beer, they have decent burritos, good service, and don't cost an arm and a leg. I'm good with that.
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I have a little Mexican joint near me. I'm in Virginia. I know it isn't truly authentic, great Mexican food. They have chips and salsa, they have beer, they have decent burritos, good service, and don't cost an arm and a leg. I'm good with that.
I live in bumfuckville South Carolina and I've found a great Mexican restaurant here.
"Alicia's #1"
There are a few mills here that employ a lot of hispanics, so there's a fairly large community here. $1 tacos, $1 tamales, fried tortillas and salsa come with your meal if you eat in. Flautas are freaking great.
Now I'm hungry in the Fud thread.
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I live in bumfuckville South Carolina and I've found a great Mexican restaurant here.
"Alicia's #1"
There are a few mills here that employ a lot of hispanics, so there's a fairly large community here. $1 tacos, $1 tamales, fried tortillas and salsa come with your meal if you eat in. Flautas are freaking great.
Now I'm hungry in the Fud thread.
Just say chips, you piece of excrement.
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Just say chips, you piece of excrement.
JACKASS
ILL KILL YOU
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not chips, you freak
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National chains are mainly an abomination, pretty much fried crap. Friday's, Chili's, Olive Garden, Applebee's, Red Lobster etc are freaking horrid.
Cheesecake Factory is tolerable because the menu is gigantic, Carraba' s is tolerable, better than the other Italian places mentioned. They're (Cheesecake Factory sorry for breaking that up) menu items have a gazillion calories so be careful you might have four meals in one.
One place you can get a cheap ok streak is the Longhorn, for the money, it's decent but the menu can be a minefield.
I think BJ' s Steakhouse/Brewhouse is a national chain, they're pretty good, better than anything mentioned here by a longshot.
Other than that, the only time I would go to any of those places, specifically the real crappy one's, is to meet a group or forced.
PF Chang's is ok but not worth a three freaking hour wait at most locations, it's not worth any wait.
Honestly, BJ's was better when it was just a pizza place in Laguna Beach. It had one little local expansion, then it blew up and just turned all its food to excrement.
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Just say chips, you piece of excrement.
There's an unrelated group of restaurants here called El Tarasco. All different except for the fried tortillas. Full tortillas served up in stacks. You break them into chips yourself.
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In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.
Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.
I like Famous Dave's. That's probably at the top end for a chain restaurant. That and Lucille's (I don't know how widespread Lucille's is).
EDIT: Lucille's is California, Nevada, and Arizona only.
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In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.
Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.
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Smokey Joe don't think so though
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Smokey Joe don't think so though
Hahaha.
He's not saying it's the best BBQ anywhere, but I'd rather eat there than any other chain restaurants. If I want legit BBQ, though, I go elsewhere.
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Hahaha.
He's not saying it's the best BBQ anywhere, but I'd rather eat there than any other chain restaurants. If I want legit BBQ, though, I go elsewhere.
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I'll try any chain once, especially when it's something we don't have in the city or the region. When we went to VA to help in-laws move I had to derail everyone's plan to have McDonalds breakfast to have Hardee's instead.
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I'll try any chain once, especially when it's something we don't have in the city or the region. When we went to VA to help in-laws move I had to derail everyone's plan to have McDonalds breakfast to have Hardee's instead.
Hardee's has some underrated breakfast. Their biscuits are better than McD's or Burger King.
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I'll try any chain once, especially when it's something we don't have in the city or the region. When we went to VA to help in-laws move I had to derail everyone's plan to have McDonalds breakfast to have Hardee's instead.
Oh, are we talking about fast food too?
Taco Bell. It's not Mexican food. It's Taco Bell. It's exactly where I go when I want Taco Bell.
Also, Chik Fil A.
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Oh, are we talking about fast food too?
Taco Bell. It's not Mexican food. It's Taco Bell. It's exactly where I go when I want Taco Bell.
Also, Chik Fil A.
I'll be trying Chik Fil A once it opens here.
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Fajitas are shitty white people Mexican food.
That may be so but having never lived anywhere further south than Toronto I know freak all about Mexican food, but I know how to make fajitas and I like them.
I went to a high end Mexican restaurant in Chicago (not Rick Bayless's place, the other one) and it was really good. It was a few years ago and I got shitfaced drunk, so I couldn't tell you what I had. It wasn't fajitas.
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Honestly, BJ's was better when it was just a pizza place in Laguna Beach. It had one little local expansion, then it blew up and just turned all its food to excrement.
Compared to the chain places here, it's pretty good, I haven't had a bad meal there but I order the same 4 or 5 items I know are good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2im6mi0eo
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In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.
Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.
seconded
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I'll have to look up Famous Dave's. Not around here.
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Never been to Famous Dave's but then again I am not a BBQ fan.
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The biggest (as in # of locations) BBQ chain here is Dallas BBQ, which sucks derriere.
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I'll have to look up Famous Dave's. Not around here.
Is Famous Daves the one that's at Mohegan/Foxwoods?
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Out of curiosity after someone posted that chili's commercial in the other thread.
Which national restaurant chain's/franchises have the best food?
Seems like the overwhelming majority are absolutely disgusting
Chilis has great burgers, and their unlimited soup/salad/chips and salsa thing is pretty tight. I suppose it depends on the location. I had this 6" tall burger the other night loaded with bacon, onion rings, and cheddar. They have a new POS system that allows you to beat the excrement out of the fat fucks at the other tables in trivia games while you wait for food.
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Chilis has great burgers, and their unlimited soup/salad/chips and salsa thing is pretty tight. I suppose it depends on the location. I had this 6" tall burger the other night loaded with bacon, onion rings, and cheddar. They have a new POS system that allows you to beat the excrement out of the fat fucks at the other tables in trivia games while you wait for food.
I'll admit I haven't been to a chili's in probably 10 years but their burgers used to be terrible, probably frozen. Although it's possible that things have changed radically since then.
The only excrement franchise I ever remember having good burgers was Ruby Tuesdays (which I also haven't been to in at least 10 years) and their colossal burger was pretty good.
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Actually, I like Five Guys Burgers.
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I'll have to look up Famous Dave's. Not around here.
You live in the south. You would pee on Famous Dave's.
Hard to come by decent BBQ in the SW, so I'll get the brisket every now and then, but it's nothing special.
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I'll admit I haven't been to a chili's in probably 10 years but their burgers used to be terrible, probably frozen. Although it's possible that things have changed radically since then.
The only excrement franchise I ever remember having good burgers was Ruby Tuesdays (which I also haven't been to in at least 10 years) and their colossal burger was pretty good.
I've been to Ruby Tuesdays twice. Once in Times Square and once at the mall near Binghamton. The TS one was pretty good, and the food at the other one was straight trash.
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I've been to Ruby Tuesdays twice. Once in Times Square and once at the mall near Binghamton. The TS one was pretty good, and the food at the other one was straight trash.
The food overall was never really good at them. I just remember the colossal burger being this mountainous gluttonous pile of fantasticness
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I'll admit I haven't been to a chili's in probably 10 years but their burgers used to be terrible, probably frozen. Although it's possible that things have changed radically since then.
The only excrement franchise I ever remember having good burgers was Ruby Tuesdays (which I also haven't been to in at least 10 years) and their colossal burger was pretty good.
I went to Ruby Tuesdays' once in Minneapolis....food poisoning.
/Aunt Edna
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Actually, I like Five Guys Burgers.
Five guys would be the ideal fast food place if their prices were a little more reasonable.
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Five guys would be the ideal fast food place if their prices were a little more reasonable.
Agreed. However, the quantity and quality of fries nearly balances it out.
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Agreed. However, the quantity and quality of fries nearly balances it out.
Free peanuts!
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When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.
When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."
I almost committed murder that day.
I did the same thing Cept swap out blueberries for caramelized bananas.
The cream cheese is essential. But yeah most people can't even notice it unless you tell them.
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I did the same thing Cept swap out blueberries for caramelized bananas.
The cream cheese is essential. But yeah most people can't even notice it unless you tell them.
That sounds good, unfortunately we had limited fruit resources. Had to pick the berries by hand the day before.
If we had bananas I'd use peanut butter with them, which we had in abundance.
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That sounds good, unfortunately we had limited fruit resources. Had to pick the berries by hand the day before.
If we had bananas I'd use peanut butter with them, which we had in abundance.
I made the caramelized bananas. Set some whole slices aside then took the rest and mashed them up with the cream cheese into a spread.
Them took the actual caramelized slices n put it on the spread.
Lol I think I have a pic of this achievement in gluttony.
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It's amazing what you can mask food wise and have a hater down it with delight.
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It's amazing what you can mask food wise and have a hater down it with delight.
A friend of my wife's swears she's completely allergic to fish and that just the smell of it is enough to make her sick for days. She absolutely loves my Thai cooking and in particular yum nua (Thai beef salad), and has eaten it at our house many times before. As yet we haven't told her that it's drenched in fish sauce.
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A friend of my wife's swears she's completely allergic to fish and that just the smell of it is enough to make her sick for days. She absolutely loves my Thai cooking and in particular yum nua (Thai beef salad), and has eaten it at our house many times before. As yet we haven't told her that it's drenched in fish sauce.
You're an poopchute for doing that.
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A friend of my wife's swears she's completely allergic to fish and that just the smell of it is enough to make her sick for days. She absolutely loves my Thai cooking and in particular yum nua (Thai beef salad), and has eaten it at our house many times before. As yet we haven't told her that it's drenched in fish sauce.
Haha that's a perfect example. I have noticed some people's "allergies" are in their head. I think if they had bad food once in their life they can't ever eat it again. A case in point my buddies wife, she's straight off the boat from Cuba.
She has about 10 major "allergies", fish being one of them. In Cuba obviously the masses don't have access to top quality fish even though it's a freaking Island in the middle of some of the most productive tropical waters. Anyhow, they serve frozen fish (goggle eyes) we commonly use as bait here and their product is of dubious quality. Of course she got deathly sick from it and is now allergic.
She says she's allergic, however if you give her fresh fish, she can eat it, no problem. If she knows it's frozen she says she will get sick. If you give her frozen and don't tell her she doesn't get sick. It's weird and I wouldn't try it on everyone because fish allergies can be real but I am sure you get my point.
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You're an poopchute for doing that.
Come on, really now?
You think it's just for doing that?
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It's weird and I wouldn't try it on everyone because fish allergies can be real but I am sure you get my point.
I see where this is going.
RIP MBGreen 1968-2015
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I see where this is going.
RIP MBGreen 1968-2015
US: Hey MB want to try this burger? It's not from Aunt Edna.
MB: Sure
MB: After 3-4 bights.....Wow this is delicious
Us: It's a Shrimp, catfish and Lobster burger with Thai fish sauce and smoked eel.
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I see where this is going.
RIP MBGreen 1968-2015
1968?
lol
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US: Hey MB want to try this burger? It's not from Aunt Edna.
MB: Sure
MB: After 3-4 bights.....Wow this is delicious
Us: It's a Shrimp, catfish and Lobster burger with Thai fish sauce and smoked eel.
*amberlamps*
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1968?
lol
Sorry, 1962-2015
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Sorry, 1962-2015
I hope your kid looks like Greg Oden
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You're an poopchute for doing that.
Why? She has eaten it loads of times and never had a problem. It's entirely psychosomatic in her case, she isn't allergic to anything. If I tell her I'll either ruin her entire belief system, or I'll ruin one of her favourite dishes for her forever. I'd be an poopchute if I did tell her.
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Why? She has eaten it loads of times and never had a problem. It's entirely psychosomatic in her case, she isn't allergic to anything. If I tell her I'll either ruin her entire belief system, or I'll ruin one of her favourite dishes for her forever. I'd be an poopchute if I did tell her.
If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived, you wouldnt.
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If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived, you wouldnt.
The first time she tried it was when I took it to a potluck and I had no idea of her "allergy", she emailed me the following day telling me how good it was. Didn't think anything more of it until at least two more times later when Mrs E mentioned how funny it was that someone so allergic to fish had no problem with a dish loaded with fish sauce, at which point it seemed easier to just say nothing.
I agree that if I had deliberately given fish-laden food to someone with an allergy and not said anything it would be a dick move, but that wasn't the case. At this point it's probably best left alone.
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The first time she tried it was when I took it to a potluck and I had no idea of her "allergy", she emailed me the following day telling me how good it was. Didn't think anything more of it until at least two more times later when Mrs E mentioned how funny it was that someone so allergic to fish had no problem with a dish loaded with fish sauce, at which point it seemed easier to just say nothing.
I agree that if I had deliberately given fish-laden food to someone with an allergy and not said anything it would be a dick move, but that wasn't the case. At this point it's probably best left alone.
Fair enough
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If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived, you wouldnt.
JE would be drinking fish sauce through a straw.
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MBGreen just asked if they made White Cheeze Whiz because it would taste great on Arrowroot cookies. So, that's White Cheeze Whiz on baby cookies. Snack of champions.
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MBGreen just asked if they made White Cheeze Whiz because it would taste great on Arrowroot cookies. So, that's White Cheeze Whiz on baby cookies. Snack of champions.
MY LIFE FOR YOOOUUUU
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How many fluffernutter sandwiches is it okay to eat in one day? I think I made it to a healthy dozen a couple of days ago.
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How many fluffernutter sandwiches is it okay to eat in one day? I think I made it to a healthy dozen a couple of days ago.
As many as you can physically ingest.
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TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
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TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
I thought fluffernutter was the lady that gets a guy "ready" offscreen in porno.
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TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
Flouffernoutter
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TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
Fluffernutter describes the disgusting and delicious sandwich perfectly.
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I didn't like PB&J or Fluffernutter (gross) as a kid. used to eat sandwiches that were straight up 2 pieces of bread with peanut butter in between.
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that excrement sounds disgusting.
needs arrowroot cookies
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I didn't like PB&J or Fluffernutter (gross) as a kid. used to eat sandwiches that were straight up 2 pieces of bread with peanut butter in between.
It's all retard food anyway.
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TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
It's not like it's a common word or something you'd see on a restaurant menu.
Plus the etymology of the word is completely sensible: Fluff + Peanut Butter = Fluffernutter
Not like Snickerdoodle.
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We bought some cold cuts before the baby was born, and his early arrival threw off our usual food consumption so my wife put them in the freezer shortly after. Yesterday she took them out to thaw and in the evening brought them over to me to see if they were still good, and in the process accidentally spilled cold ham water all over my shirt.
Don't ask why she thought cold cuts from February would still be OK.
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ham water
a Winnipeg delight
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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7088920
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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7088920
Make some for the tailgate
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Make some for the tailgate
I am making deep fried twizzlers for Tommy.
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I am making deep fried twizzlers for Tommy.
get the freak outa here.
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^ looks like a hand on top of a turd.
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^ looks like a hand on top of a turd.
RACIST!
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RACIST!
Turdist.
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^ looks like a hand on top of a turd.
It looks like the poop emoji
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Michelin man fell in molasses
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It looks like the poop emoji
Bahahaha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
Incredible
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That's amazing. Is that Joe Hisaishi playing in the background? Turns the video into pure sad gold.
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That looks freaking gross, so gross MB would love it.
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http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html
He's a registered sex offender with a freaking cooking show on Weber State television. Leave it to Utah to put a guy convicted of molesting a child on a public university's TV station.
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http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html (http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html)
He's a registered sex offender with a freaking cooking show on Weber State television. Leave it to Utah to put a guy convicted of molesting a child on a public university's TV station.
It's almost as bad as all the Arena's that play that scumbag Gary Glitter's music. If it was up to me, I would ban that fucktard from musical existence. I applaud all the Arena's that took the molester's music off their play list.
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It's almost as bad as all the Arena's that play that scumbag Gary Glitter's music. If it was up to me, I would ban that fucktard from musical existence. I applaud all the Arena's that took the molester's music off their play list.
Anaheim took it off, then somehow it got played in a game and people flipped their excrement. I think someone probably got fired for it.
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Anaheim took it off, then somehow it got played in a game and people flipped their excrement. I think someone probably got fired for it.
Yeah, can imagine the person playing his garbage getting fired or at best, a severe reprimand only because many people are oblivious to the fact, GG was an unrepentant child molester. I am surprised how many people do not know this.
Thankfully, I can't remember the last time MSG played his crap.
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Yeah, can imagine the person playing his garbage getting fired or at best, a severe reprimand only because many people are oblivious to the fact, GG was an unrepentant child molester. I am surprised how many people do not know this.
Thankfully, I can't remember the last time MSG played his crap.
If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.
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If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.
You don't count, Mr. "The Ninth Gate is pretty much my faaaaaavorite movie!"
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If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.
So in your world an unrepentant child molester is just a run of the mill deviant? Good to know. I don't give a good god damn what consenting adult musicians do, they can excrement in each others mouth for all I care. However when it comes to child molesting over the course of decades, yeah wipe them from existence.
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Hell, I didn't even remember what he did. I knew it was something porny, but I wasn't sure if he was looking at underage porn or making it or what. I stopped caring about the details and filed him away as a generic creeper.
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If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.
I think we can get by fine without Gary Glitter.
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So in your world an unrepentant child molester is just a run of the mill deviant? Good to know. I don't give a good god damn what consenting adult musicians do, they can excrement in each others mouth for all I care. However when it comes to child molesting over the course of decades, yeah wipe them from existence.
OK, where are you drawing the line? Rapists? Wife beaters? Sadists? You're going to rapidly lose a lot of a good music and art from history depending on where your line is.
I think you can probably separate the art from the individual. I don't give a toss if I don't hear Gary Glitter's music ever again, but I'd rather it were because it's excrement rather than some form of moral high ground.
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Hell, I didn't even remember what he did. I knew it was something porny, but I wasn't sure if he was looking at underage porn or making it or what. I stopped caring about the details and filed him away as a generic creeper.
He keeps getting arrested in Thailand for freaking children. He's a hideous individual who is entirely unrepentant.
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OK, where are you drawing the line? Rapists? Wife beaters? Sadists? You're going to rapidly lose a lot of a good music and art from history depending on where your line is.
I think you can probably separate the art from the individual. I don't give a toss if I don't hear Gary Glitter's music ever again, but I'd rather it were because it's excrement rather than some form of moral high ground.
I am drawing a line with child molesters, he's a freaking serial child molester, I thought the fact you were molested as a child, you would understand.
Also a sadist? You're watching too much 50 Shades of Grey? I don't care about those, the vast majority are consenting adults, they can curb stomp each other if they would like. The others, you're just being a fucktard for fucktard sake, my rebuttal to that is freak yourself or I enjoy the NFL.
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He keeps getting arrested in Thailand for freaking children. He's a hideous individual who is entirely unrepentant.
Oh. Disgusting. Shows how much I know about famous people issues. I thought he went to prison like 10 years ago for whatever it was he did. I basically only remember his crazy derriere hair.
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Ha, I just realized that I'm thinking about Phil Spector, not Gary Glitter.
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I am drawing a line with child molesters, he's a freaking serial child molester, I thought the fact you were molested as a child, you would understand.
Also a sadist? You're watching too much 50 Shades of Grey? I don't care about those, the vast majority are consenting adults, they can curb stomp each other if they would like. The others, you're just being a fucktard for fucktard sake, my rebuttal to that is freak yourself or I enjoy the NFL.
Do you also refuse to eat food prepared by child molesters, or use furniture made by child molesters, or otherwise purchase or enjoy any other product that has been created by a child molester?
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Do you also refuse to eat food prepared by child molesters, or use furniture made by child molesters, or otherwise purchase or enjoy any other product that has been created by a child molester?
If I knew a child molester made my food, I wouldn't eat it. The rest of your argument is valid. That would also entail that I actually knew a child molester made it. But still.
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Do you also refuse to eat food prepared by child molesters, or use furniture made by child molesters, or otherwise purchase or enjoy any other product that has been created by a child molester?
Do you?
Actually, I do. It's a video of a convicted child molester blowing his own head off, it's quite entertaining. I have watched it 100 times.
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If I knew a child molester made my food, I wouldn't eat it. The rest of your argument is valid. That would also entail that I actually knew a child molester made it. But still.
Gary Glitter makes a great slab of ribs doe
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Do you?
Actually, I do. It's a video of a convicted child molester blowing his own head off, it's quite entertaining. I have watched it 100 times.
I dunno. I imagine I probably do, chances are that someone convicted of some pretty awful offences has at some point been involved in the production of something that I have purchased and enjoyed, and my enjoyment of it has been in no way influenced by their offences.
It's entirely possible for someone to do awful things, and yet not everything that they do be awful. I realise pitchfork brigades make people feel all righteous and stuff but they're a bit pointless for anything other than self-congratulation.
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They should mention that a molester was involved in the making of your product, kind of like they say that your food was made in a factory that also processes peanuts in case you have an allergy.
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Gary Glitter makes a great slab of ribs doe
There's a sauce joke in here somewhere, and I don't want to say it.
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I dunno. I imagine I probably do, chances are that someone convicted of some pretty awful offences has at some point been involved in the production of something that I have purchased and enjoyed, and my enjoyment of it has been in no way influenced by their offences.
It's entirely possible for someone to do awful things, and yet not everything that they do be awful. I realise pitchfork brigades make people feel all righteous and stuff but they're a bit pointless for anything other than self-congratulation.
Hahah you're one of the single most self righteous people here. Sorry my disdain for serial child molesters hurts your delicate sensibilities. But go, go fight your crusade against guns and I will fight mine against child molesters.
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Hahah you're one of the single most self righteous people here. Sorry my disdain for serial child molesters hurts your delicate sensibilities. But go, go fight your crusade against guns and I will fight mine against child molesters.
It's funny, because here you are accusing me of being self righteous and yet you're the one putting yourself on a moral pedestal. "Listen to me shout so much louder than you about how much more I hate paedophiles than you do! Look at how much I hate them! Look!"
If his songs were about playgrounds and candy traps then you'd have a point, but it's just excrement 70s glam rock that sounds like about a hundred other excrement 70s glam rock bands. It's a little bit odd that you think my not being fussed about whether someone plays I'm The Leader Of The Gang equates to defending paedophiles, and more than a bit pathetic that you're just so determined to make sure that EVERYONE KNOWS JUST HOW MUCH YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THEM.
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It's funny, because here you are accusing me of being self righteous and yet you're the one putting yourself on a moral pedestal. "Listen to me shout so much louder than you about how much more I hate paedophiles than you do! Look at how much I hate them! Look!"
If his songs were about playgrounds and candy traps then you'd have a point, but it's just excrement 70s glam rock that sounds like about a hundred other excrement 70s glam rock bands. It's a little bit odd that you think my not being fussed about whether someone plays I'm The Leader Of The Gang equates to defending paedophiles, and more than a bit pathetic that you're just so determined to make sure that EVERYONE KNOWS JUST HOW MUCH YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THEM.
Moral pedestal? I don't like child molesters/abusers, it's not like this guy was accused and never convicted, he has been convicted multiple times. You are the one defending him like he is kin.
Maybe you get hard watching Shirley Temple and thus you feel compelled to take up a silly fight for no freaking reason. You basically make me laugh, defending the rights of a convicted serial child abusers, but hey go for it. You didn't have to stick your silly face into the discussion between Iggy and I. You just couldn't help yourself.
OMG gunz are so bad, child molesters not so much.
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You're both faggots.
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You're both faggots.
Say that to my face, I am a assault rifle owning bundle of sticks.
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Personally I think we should give more guns to child molesters.
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Personally I think we should give more guns to child molesters.
Now that you have a child that makes total sense.
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Moral pedestal? I don't like child molesters/abusers, it's not like this guy was accused and never convicted, he has been convicted multiple times. You are the one defending him like he is kin.
Maybe you get hard watching Shirley Temple and thus you feel compelled to take up a silly fight for no freaking reason. You basically make me laugh, defending the rights of a convicted serial child abusers, but hey go for it. You didn't have to stick your silly face into the discussion between Iggy and I. You just couldn't help yourself.
OMG gunz are so bad, child molesters not so much.
Again, here you go with this bizarre thing you've got going on. I haven't at any point said anything even remotely defensive about him. In fact, my exact quote a few posts back was:
He keeps getting arrested in Thailand for freaking children. He's a hideous individual who is entirely unrepentant.
I'm not even defending his rights. I'm talking about his music, and art in general, but you've got a pulpit and damn if you're not going to preach. Here's a newsflash for you Puck, everyone hates child molesters. You don't have to prove to anyone just how much you do.
His music has nothing to do with his sexual proclivities. Your position is like saying that you'll never watch Manhattan or Annie Hall or Rosemary's Baby ever again.
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Gary Glitter did the soundtrack for all three movies.
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I am a child molester. Ask me anything.
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I did not need to see Gary Glitter's name mentioned so many times.
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Louie CK had a funny but about child molestation. It's something that's so unbelievably abhorrent, not at all acceptable in society, illegal, yet child molestorers still do it, so it must be really amazing for them.
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Again, here you go with this bizarre thing you've got going on. I haven't at any point said anything even remotely defensive about him. In fact, my exact quote a few posts back was:
I'm not even defending his rights. I'm talking about his music, and art in general, but you've got a pulpit and damn if you're not going to preach. Here's a newsflash for you Puck, everyone hates child molesters. You don't have to prove to anyone just how much you do.
His music has nothing to do with his sexual proclivities. Your position is like saying that you'll never watch Manhattan or Annie Hall or Rosemary's Baby ever again.
Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?
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Lol
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Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?
420 honks
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Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?
Dunno, you'll have to ask MB.
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You imbeciles destroyed this already shitty thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcB9ZZN_G0
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Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ah
hahahahahaha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcB9ZZN_G0
I got 20 seconds in, and reached for a box of kleenix because of the feels.
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I got 20 seconds in, and reached for a box of kleenix because of the feels.
"you just dump the rice into the thing"
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They call this the McMBGreen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlf2qej33eU
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They call this the McMBGreen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlf2qej33eU
I hate McDonalds food (outside of breakfast).
Having said that, being able to add a ton of bacon to your order is pretty slick.
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It was the bacon, ketchup and guacamole that made me think of you.
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It was the bacon, ketchup and guacamole that made me think of you.
guacamole would put me in the Emergency Room.
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Are you allergic to avocados?
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Are you allergic to avocados?
aye
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aye
That's retarded.
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That's retarded.
This is what I'm going to say in response to any allergy someone tells me about.
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That's retarded.
agreed
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Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
StarLord: Penicillin
Nurse: That's freaking retarded.
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Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
StarLord: Penicillin
Nurse: That's freaking retarded.
haha
I love guacamole....it really IS retarded.
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I just tried making fluffernutter smores waffles, and it wasn't even close to as good as I thought it would be
Then again I kinda just invented my own recipe and winged it, plus put wayyy freaking too much on
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This idea has great potential.
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I just tried making fluffernutter smores waffles, and it wasn't even close to as good as I thought it would be
Then again I kinda just invented my own recipe and winged it, plus put wayyy freaking too much on
Did you use Nutella? Use Nutella.
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I'm going to make the waffle s'more happen on July 4th weekend. Stay tuned.
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Did you use Nutella? Use Nutella.
Nah i mixed peanut butter, fluff sugar, and almond milk. To make some icing like concoction.
. I have no freaking clue what I was doing, but it ended up being basically like cake icing
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Nah i mixed peanut butter, fluff sugar, and almond milk. To make some icing like concoction.
. I have no freaking clue what I was doing, but it ended up being basically like cake icing
Just use marshmallow creme and Nutella next time.
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Just use marshmallow creme and Nutella next time.
Probably would be a step in the right direction.
My biggest mistake was not having powder sugar and instead using some sugar/Splenda combo blend that probably didn't do me any favors
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Good news everyone: original content
My mother in law saw this recipe and gave it a whirl:
http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/ritz-cracker-icebox-cake/
Reality:
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It was deeply upsetting.
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Damn. Looks like Jabba the Hutt shat his own likeness.
Also, someone with chlamydia played spot the cracker.
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That looks freaking gross.
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You still ate some of it, didn't you?
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Actually, no. I tried to look really busy holding my son.
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Good news everyone: original content
My mother in law saw this recipe and gave it a whirl:
http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/ritz-cracker-icebox-cake/
Reality:
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/21/c87deec3abbb3d7c6e01e7edab6e4bc5.jpg)
It was deeply upsetting.
The picture looks far more disgusting than what the actual link describes
I honestly thought it was a mountain of spam and crackers
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The God-botherer serving plate really completes it. Let's honour His majesty and omnipotence with a pile of cookies and goo!
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Drink enough I would totally eat that excrement.
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Drink enough I would totally eat that and excrement myself.
FYP
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I can already smell the ketchup.
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I can already smell the ketchup.
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Enjoy the strip search. Mention my name and they'll use 3 fingers instead of 1.
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Enjoy the strip search. Mention my name and they'll use 3 fingers instead of 1.
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I mentioned your name. I need bail money. And AIDS treatment.
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I mentioned your name. I need bail money. And AIDS treatment.
Hahaha
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Almost got some Tim Horton's coffee. Decided against it. Didn't want to spend the afternoon pooping. Still never been there.
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Almost got some Tim Horton's coffee. Decided against it. Didn't want to spend the afternoon pooping. Still never been there.
Tim Hortons puts cocaine in their coffee. Better stuff than what JFIF is used to.
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Tim Hortons puts cocaine in their coffee. Better stuff than what JFIF is used to.
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Maybe I should rethink it.....
I can also confirm heroin in the maple syrup.
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Go to Tim's. Order a double-double and thank me later. And if you really want to accelerate the onset of Type 2 diabetes, also get a Boston Cream donut.
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Go to Tim's. Order a double-double and thank me later. And if you really want to accelerate the onset of Type 2 diabetes, also get a Boston Cream donut.
"The Canadian police have been sent to control an American male who is randomly spinning in circles and drinking water by the gallon. Reports say he sounds retarded or southern."
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http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/
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http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/ (http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzuv3h3b71qz9m8ro1_400.gif)
But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.
Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.
#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
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http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/
I'm in.
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I'm in.
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NSFW
http://imgur.com/a/Cko07
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Hope Solo losing her virginity caught on camera
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https://medium.com/@luckyshirt/dear-guy-who-just-made-my-burrito-fd08c0babb57
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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3enych/starbucks_new_bbq_beef_brisket/
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^ mmmm...cake
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Nooooooooo no no no
It's real.
http://www.heinzitup.com/en/Recipes/G/Great%20Canadian%20Heinz%20Ketchup%20Cake
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That cake shows up at the tailgate, maybe MB does too
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That cake shows up at the tailgate, maybe MB does too
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I'm gonna make you eat an entire cake.
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I'm gonna make you eat an entire cake.
Now now...i like to share
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Now now...i like to share
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You can share it with a trashcan.
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You can share it with a trashcan.
You can have the 1st piece.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g5byu/lays_chips_are_getting_burnbut_why_till_now_its/
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Empire Steak building
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Who in the name of living freak has a camo-patterned kitchen?
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Who in the name of living freak has a camo-patterned kitchen?
A dude who spends his time making the empire state building out of steak sandwiches, that's who.
But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.
Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.
#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
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I want to Rampage the hell out of that.
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Who in the name of living freak has a camo-patterned kitchen?
I'd put money on that being a firehouse kitchen.
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I'd put money on that being a firehouse kitchen.
PPWWWCCCHHHHH!!!
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Poutine pie with a bacon crust
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That might belong in the good food thread.
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That might belong in the good food thread.
I haven't quite processed the awesomeness yet.
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So basically a more complicated pain in the arse way of making a baked potato with bacon, cheese and gravy.
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So basically a more complicated pain in the arse way of making a baked potato with bacon, cheese and gravy.
Baked potatoes are boring garbage.
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Baked potatoes are boring garbage.
How is potato, cheese and gravy baked inside bacon any different to bacon, cheese and gravy on top of baked potato?
Also, baked potatoes are awesome. It's all about the treatment. Pizza bases are boring garbage until they have sauce, cheese and toppings added, and then they're elite.
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How is potato, cheese and gravy baked inside bacon any different to bacon, cheese and gravy on top of baked potato?
Also, baked potatoes are awesome. It's all about the treatment. Pizza bases are boring garbage until they have sauce, cheese and toppings added, and then they're elite.
A baked potato with nothing on it is still a baked potato. A pizza crust with no sauce or cheese is not a pizza.
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A baked potato with nothing on it is still a baked potato. A pizza crust with no sauce or cheese is not a pizza.
Who eats a baked potato with nothing on it?
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Who eats a baked potato with nothing on it?
dcm probably
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dcm probably
dcm probably thinks shoes are the same things as potatoes
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I like my baked potato with just a little salt and pepper. Maybe a tiny but of butter if I'm in a fancy mood.
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Smoky Joe knows how to top a backed potato. Cheese, bacon, and chipotle garlic ranch.
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How is potato, cheese and gravy baked inside bacon any different to bacon, cheese and gravy on top of baked potato?
By the transitive property, you just equated a baked potato to poutine.
MB, is that an OK thing to say?
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By the transitive property, you just equated a baked potato to poutine.
MB, is that an OK thing to say?
bacon is a distinct flavor. Sprinkling bacon on top of a potato does not equate to poutine being baked in a bacon crust.
I see what JE is saying....but the flavor ratios are different.
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bacon is a distinct flavor. Sprinkling bacon on top of a potato does not equate to poutine being baked in a bacon crust.
I see what JE is saying....but the flavor ratios are different.
If they added cheese dust, than it would make the other thread.
But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.
Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.
#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
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If they added cheese dust, than it would make the other thread.
This IS the other thread. I'm confused.
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This IS the other thread. I'm confused.
That's fine dining according to MB.
#bringbackrexbecausebadgerwantstotakehimoralyoranalhehasnoshamewithrex
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If they added cheese dust, than it would make the other thread.
cheese dust would increase that bacon poutine pie from 4 honks to 5 honks.
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cheese dust would increase that bacon poutine pie from 4 honks to 5 honks.
On a puke scale sure.
But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.
Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.
#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
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On a puke scale sure.
that's only because you're retarded.
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that's only because you're retarded.
Hahaha 1 honk
But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.
Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.
#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
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Hahaha 1 potato
FYP
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FYP
Not a baked potato fan.
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Got some pears from my dad, his friend has a tree. Ate the first one yesterday, it was fine. Started eating the second one, got halfway through it and tasted something bitter. Noticed a brown hollow area in it. Went to the kitchen and started cutting it out when a grub about 3 mm long crawled out of it.
I did not finish the pear.
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I wouldn't eat another.
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I wouldn't eat another.
It was the last one.
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It was the last one.
That's much worse than a hair in my food.
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So... You ate grub excrement? Pears suck anyways. You learned a valuable lesson.
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At least I didn't eat the grub.
/brightside
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People all over the world eat grubs, they're pretty good for you. High protein and fat content.
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So... You ate grub excrement? Pears suck anyways. You learned a valuable lesson.
Pears are awesome when they're just right.
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Pears are awesome when they're just right.
I can only eat pears or peaches if they are canned in that awesomely nasty syrup.
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I like pears but bugs in my fruit give me the Heebie-jeebies.
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People all over the world eat grubs, they're pretty good for you. High protein and fat content.
I'll bring some to the tailgate for you.
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I'll bring some to the tailgate for you.
Bring some fried crickets as well. Lets see him eat those.
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Bring some fried crickets as well. Lets see him eat those.
I've had those in HK. They're actually pretty good.
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I've had those in HK. They're actually pretty good.
You were drunk I hope.
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Bring some fried crickets as well. Lets see him eat those.
In the right environment (i.e. prepared by someone who knows what they're doing) I'd love to try grubs and crickets. Earthworms and grasshoppers from Badger's back yard and cooked on a grill by LJF or Guinness does not qualify as "the right environment".
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In the right environment (i.e. prepared by someone who knows what they're doing) I'd love to try grubs and crickets. Earthworms and grasshoppers from Badger's back yard and cooked on a grill by LJF or Guinness does not qualify as "the right environment".
Oh...that's the absolute perfect environment.
Sorry boys, it's crickets and grub this year.
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Oh...that's the absolute perfect environment.
Sorry boys, it's crickets and grub this year.
deferring to 2016 looks even better now.
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http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/08/24/433232707/scourge-no-more-chefs-invite-corn-fungus-to-the-plate
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Haha. Wait until he looks down his pants.
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MB, don't click this link. I don't think you'll handle it well.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/mcdonalds-is-facing-a-deep-depression-and-could-be-in-its-final-days-say-us-franchise-owners-a6699056.html
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My understanding is that they are shutting down the worst performing stores and expanding the more profitable franchises. If every single McDonald's were to fail tomorrow their real estate value alone can hold them up for another decade easy
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(http://www.dixonfoods.com/images/ronald2.png)
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My understanding is that they are shutting down the worst performing stores and expanding the more profitable franchises. If every single McDonald's were to fail tomorrow their real estate value alone can hold them up for another decade easy
Their real estate is quite valuable. Every now and again they will get activist shareholders (large hedge funds) that will buy up huge amounts of shares and try and get McDonalds to spin off the real estate component of the company. There was a guy that did that with Sear and Kmart and made a small fortune. Only that idiot kept those 2 companies and is losing his shirt running them.
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wpXI – Talk about mystery meat: A new report claims your hot dog or veggie dog may have an unintended “special ingredient” – human DNA. The veggie dog may have an unintended “special ingredient” – human DNA. Clear Food, a food-analysis company, recently examined 345 hot dogs and sausages. According to the report, the company found human DNA in 2 percent of the products tested. “Two-thirds of the human DNA samples were vegetarian samples,” the study adds. The report also notes that more than 14 percent of the samples, which came from 75 brands and 10 different retailers, “were problematic in some way.” That’s not the only bad news. The report goes on to say that researchers found traces of meat in 10 percent of the “vegetarian” products. But all is not lost for frank fanatics. Clear Food gave a shout-out to the brands that fared best in their test, including Butterball, McCormick, Eckrich, Hebrew National and Gardein. Meanwhile, Oscar Mayer’s Premium Jumbo Beef Franks took the title of top dog, described as “high quality and good value in a high-visibility national brand.”
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If a random eyelash or skin cell fell off someone's hand, that would be human DNA. Depends what the sensitivity of the test is. Also, I hope "DNA" isn't their way of nicely saying jizz. Then it's a problem.
Also, everyone should know hotdogs are nasty.
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http://www.local10.com/thats-life/chain-introduces-burger-stuffed-with-reeses-peanut-butter-cups/36078312?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_WPLG_Local_10
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that's freaking terrible
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that's freaking terrible
someone at "The Works" went too far.
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The Works is generally awful anyway. They have about 140 different burgers on their menu and all bar about six are hideous sounding combinations that no-one would order, they're just there to enable them to boast about how many different ones they have. The burgers themselves are at best unremarkable, and they insist on serving drinks in pyrex measuring jugs because look how clever and edgy they are. freak off and bring me a drink in a glass you freaking plebs, you might live in a freaking trailer but I don't.
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I would read a blog where JE reviews things.
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I would read a blog where JE reviews things.
/signed
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I would read a blog where JE reviews things.
HAHAHAHA. He has a way with words, doesn't he?
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I would read a blog where JE reviews things.
I can't tell if you're joking. You know he is a film critic, right?
http://www.nationalreview.com/author/armond-white
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I can't tell if you're joking. You know he is a film critic, right?
http://www.nationalreview.com/author/armond-white
I thought he was this guy. (http://www.mrcranky.com/)
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(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/09/8f0663b6344566a7b512e81abc13e28f.jpg)
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(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/09/8f0663b6344566a7b512e81abc13e28f.jpg)
Haha. Took me a while.
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Thought I was looking for a weird sex reference or something.
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(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/15/1aed85806d1f89389627f38c45d7bdf4.jpg)
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(https://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hormel-bacon-smores.jpg)
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I don't see a problem here.
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(https://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hormel-bacon-smores.jpg)
Individually, those parts look good. Not together.
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Individually, those parts look good. Not together.
I wanted one for breakfast this morning
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I wanted one for breakfast this morning
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/63/63839ff74cbff53562e1840c9d3c6c3282b4430001f1d0d68464f9f2bf8aac48.jpg)
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Individually, those parts look good. Not together.
Did those while camping last year. They were pretty damn good.
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Individually, those parts look good. Not together.
I don't see why it's any different to pancakes with syrup and bacon. Sweet and salty works together just fine.
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I don't see why it's any different to pancakes with syrup and bacon. Sweet and salty works together just fine.
this guy gets it.
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I never liked chocolate and bacon together.
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Chocolate doesn't work with everything but I'd be willing to give this a go. If you used a slightly higher solids, lower sugar variant than the average candy store crap I reckon it could be quite good.
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Chocolate doesn't work with everything but I'd be willing to give this a go. If you used a slightly higher solids, lower sugar variant than the average candy store crap I reckon it could be quite good.
Yeah. If you go the Hershey route, it's best to go with their Special Dark variety.
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My local butcher shop sells candied bacon on a stick....it's amazing.
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/e65884ad8168b2370f4ef2596a7861f5/tumblr_nb3vjkVSfg1trkmmuo1_1280.jpg)
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http://www.avclub.com/article/alton-brown-reviews-amazons-dumbest-kitchen-gadget-229612
Just wait for the Rollie.
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(https://45.media.tumblr.com/a0f70d773244eb043902e19d14a4978d/tumblr_myvd97MnWX1qb5gkjo7_400.gif)
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/fbb7039c8c033d9c05376e4ccb9fab7e/tumblr_myvd97MnWX1qb5gkjo8_400.gif)
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haha
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
#tankyouverymuch
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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JohnnyD wrestles with his latest diet:
(http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-801161149-Diet.jpg)
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MBGreen takes the money shot:
(http://annefrancis.biz/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ketchup-in-they-eye.jpg)
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MBGreen takes the money shot:
(http://annefrancis.biz/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ketchup-in-they-eye.jpg)
I hope the ginger in that pic steals your soul.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2552644/faggots-with-onion-gravy
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http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2552644/faggots-with-onion-gravy
Really? Is this genuinely the first time you've learned that faggots are a British food? You know that we call cigarettes "fags" as well, right?
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Really? Is this genuinely the first time you've learned that faggots are a British food? You know that we call cigarettes "fags" as well, right?
Explains a lot actually. The apple doesn't fall from the tree.
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Explains a lot actually. The apple doesn't fall from the tree.
I realise you're trying to be funny, but that actually makes no sense. Try harder next time.
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Ok bundle of sticks
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https://vine.co/v/iXB7awFtt2v
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http://www.businessinsider.com/kraft-mac-and-cheese-changed-recipe-2016-3
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(http://i.imgur.com/GdXsHJP.png)
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Hahaha
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must eat
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12821400_1228344983860268_1248117402522082751_n.jpg?oh=123ec71de9a925231f0a8338651bb4bd&oe=57829647)
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I'd eat that.
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I'd hit it.
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Oh hell yeah
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Sign me up.
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(https://m.popkey.co/234560/Wo7d_f-maxage-0_s-200x150.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/XujHL.gif?noredirect)
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For dinner: burgers except with grilled cheese sandwiches instead of each bun.
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For dinner: burgers except with grilled cheese sandwiches instead of each bun.
Homemade or from the national chain that does this?
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Homemade or from the national chain that does this?
local bar, solid low effort food, i feel like dying
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local bar, solid low effort food, i feel like dying
Ten bucks your heart is motherfucking you right now.
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Hahaha
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(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ZY2kqoIA4RE/VyDI7YojJiI/AAAAAAAAHnc/Q7PZLU_AwasUH-VofXqcz9jdo7ZBsFlUQCL0B/w598-h796-no/2016-04-27.jpg)
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
if it's time to die...that's the way i wanna go out.
/diabeetus
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if it's time to die...that's the way i wanna go out.
/diabeetus
Yeah, that actually sounds delicious. Fried Oreos are like the best thing ever. freaking toaster strudels kick derriere too.
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Oreos and bacon are damn near impossible to mix with anything and not be good.
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Oreos and bacon are damn near impossible to mix with anything and not be good.
Oreos & Bacon
/Den of Sin breakfast menu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMVjskBB4w0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMVjskBB4w0
Chinese tourists are the worst. If you're ever planning on visiting anywhere in Asia, make sure you take a look at China's holiday schedule first.
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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/05/12/Finland-offers-worlds-first-Burger-King-spa/1671463081703/?spt=sec&or=on
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160522/bce41a6a33337a2fafff3be31143ac8d.jpg)
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Chicago and Chile win, but Japan gets a 10 for creativity.
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Coney dogs are literally the only good thing about Detroit.
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hahahaha
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I hope that's a joke
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When I first started cooking on my own that's how I made my chicken. Never had an issue. Thank god. Tasted good though.
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When I first started cooking on my own that's how I made my chicken. Never had an issue. Thank god. Tasted good though.
No wonder you like Shilla.
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No wonder you like Shilla.
That was the second time I ever been there. Wonjo all the way.
Was there on Saturday actually for my post half-marathon feast.
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When I first started cooking on my own that's how I made my chicken. Never had an issue. Thank god. Tasted good though.
what
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I Cn honestly say I never ever had chicken like that. I make fish and beef like that but never ever chicken and pork.
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I Cn honestly say I never ever had chicken like that. I make fish and beef like that but never ever chicken and pork.
Pork is safe to make medium rare.
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Pork is safe to make medium rare.
Apparently only recently though. Still cook it medium or more just in case
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Apparently only recently though. Still cook it medium or more just in case
It's been fine since at least 2010. Before that I didn't really deal with pork, just chicken and cheap beef.
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Nothing inherently wrong with rare=raw chicken. And with chicken that has been raised well and processed well, medium is probably better than hammering it. Rare cage-free chicken is probably safer than any rare ground beef.
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Burger King to sell fried mac and cheese coated in Cheetos Dust
http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-invents-perfect-food-mac-n-cheetos-238635?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds
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Burger King to sell fried mac and cheese coated in Cheetos Dust
http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-invents-perfect-food-mac-n-cheetos-238635?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds
Let's goooooo
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Nabisco may have gone too far....
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160623/b362c31b4e22f3c07110d59414478565.jpg)
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I'm okay with that.
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That looks fake.
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That looks fake.
Ah, someone's Twitter handle is written on it too.
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That looks fake.
Probably for the best. That's dark magic.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Probably for the best. That's dark magic.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
I'd put my dick in it.
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(http://i.imgur.com/znWUbyv.jpg)
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If that picture does one thing, it sure kick starts the gag reflex.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3719243/Would-eat-Man-creates-54-000-calorie-fast-food-birthday-cake-filled-six-cheeseburgers-fries-nuggets-three-large-pizzas-KFC-Family-Feast.html
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Ive always wondered how come ive never seen a deep fried burger.
I imagine that has to be pretty damn good.
Replace the bun with a deep fried beer battered coating or something to that effect
I cant imagine it being that difficult either
(seeing that ugly looking burger pizza picture made me wonder it)
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Ive always wondered how come ive never seen a deep fried burger.
I imagine that has to be pretty damn good.
Replace the bun with a deep fried beer battered coating or something to that effect
I cant imagine it being that difficult either
(seeing that ugly looking burger pizza picture made me wonder it)
Do you really think that a country that gave us the deep fried Mars Bar and deep fried pizza wouldn't have done a cheeseburger? (Spoiler: they have. (http://fxcuisine.com/Default.asp?language=2&Display=129&resolution=high))
Although I will grant them that the deep fried haggis slice is one of the greatest drunk foods ever created.
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Do you really think that a country that gave us the deep fried Mars Bar and deep fried pizza wouldn't have done a cheeseburger? (Spoiler: they have. (http://fxcuisine.com/Default.asp?language=2&Display=129&resolution=high))
Although I will grant them that the deep fried haggis slice is one of the greatest drunk foods ever created.
Oh im sure its been done, ive just never seen it mainstream or in a restaurant.
I mean fried icecream, fish, fries, chicken, snickers, twinkees you can find all over the place. But a fried cheeseburger ?
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Oh im sure its been done, ive just never seen it mainstream or in a restaurant.
I mean fried icecream, fish, fries, chicken, snickers, twinkees you can find all over the place. But a fried cheeseburger ?
Don't forget Oreos.
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Maybe it just doesn't taste good
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Don't forget Oreos.
Fried Oreos are good, but heavy as hell. Had one in Vegas, I don't know if I could hold more than 2.
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Maybe it just doesn't taste good
Fried squid tentacles taste good. How the freak wont a cheeseburger ?
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Fried squid tentacles taste good. How the freak wont a cheeseburger ?
Jesus go to MBGReens house and experiment, I am sure you two can come up with all sorts of deep fried crap.
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Fried squid tentacles taste good. How the freak wont a cheeseburger ?
It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.
If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying. Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.
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It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.
If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying. Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.
excrement, that does sound good.
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There was this place that made shitty fried chicken when I was in college. A chicken breast ended up being the size of a kayak after it was fried because they used like 900 lbs of batter. We called it fried fried because it was about 75% fried batter and 25% chicken
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There was this place that made shitty fried chicken when I was in college. A chicken breast ended up being the size of a kayak after it was fried because they used like 900 lbs of batter. We called it fried fried because it was about 75% fried batter and 25% chicken
That sounds disgusting.
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That sounds disgusting.
It was. It was just......fried air.
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It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.
If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying. Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.
Someone should make these for the tailgate.
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Fried Oreos are good, but heavy as hell. Had one in Vegas, I don't know if I could hold more than 2.
I just judged you so hard that I burst a blood vessel.
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I just judged you so hard that I burst a blood vessel.
Ha. Maybe heavy isn't the right word. Rich is a better word choice.
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It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.
If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying. Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.
Id thing a nice thick dark beer batter would be preferable to breadcrumbs. Id even prefer that to like a garlic Panko or something
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http://fox59.com/2016/08/09/burger-king-set-to-launch-the-whopperito-a-hamburger-burrito/
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http://fox59.com/2016/08/09/burger-king-set-to-launch-the-whopperito-a-hamburger-burrito/
At first, I was confused. 5 seconds later, i decided i would eat that.
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This is what happens when you build the Wall.
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160813/3b9a289661eaba932bbb47cb0d4ecd79.jpg)
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/why-ketchup-is-not-good-for-you
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https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/why-ketchup-is-not-good-for-you
Neither is booze, you lush.
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Paging MBGreen
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Black magic
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Girl I know in Japan sent me this:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160919/5eb0185530c8c3e16409e8b86087e23c.jpg)
Clam Chowder flavored Pringles.
Caption:
"Clam Chowder with the flavor of tomatoes unique to Manhattan."
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Wtf
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Wtf
I didn't even know we grew tomatoes in Manhattan.
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Manhattan clam chowder has a tomato base. And has nothing to do with Manhattan.
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Don't really eat fast food much these days but decided to try the BK Cheetos chicken fries today. At first I thought they weren't really good or bad. By the end of the box I had no desire to continue eating them.
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You're disgusting.
4 honks
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they sound disgusting to me.
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Yup I'm a sick freak
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They built a new McDonald's near me and it's crazy.. two lane drive thrus, digital ordering kiosk and payment station, and they have those little buzzing disks and bring the food to you when ready
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They built a new McDonald's near me and it's crazy.. two lane drive thrus, digital ordering kiosk and payment station, and they have those little buzzing disks and bring the food to you when ready
Look at you think you all fancy
You faggoty derriere piece of excrement
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Fight me irl
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McDonalds is the new Applebee's
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McDonald's sucks sweaty swamp derriere.
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I really like their soft serve though.
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They built a new McDonald's near me and it's crazy.. two lane drive thrus, digital ordering kiosk and payment station, and they have those little buzzing disks and bring the food to you when ready
They tore down and rebuilt what used to be an incredibly shitty Burger King by me in Miami Beach. Now it looks like an Apple Store.
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I really like their soft serve though.
Me too, if I'm looking to excrement myself within the next 10 minutes
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Sake flavored KitKats
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161003/a46d9956cf40a47e53aaad8d515ac043.jpg)
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Ya that's what I want. How bout some tequila flavored mints too?
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https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg
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https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg
MBGreen would love it.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1Y36FiVQAArq_n.jpg)
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gross
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gross
I'd probably try those before trying the Sake flavored Kit-Kat Tommy posted earlier in the thread.
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I'd probably try those before trying the Sake flavored Kit-Kat Tommy posted earlier in the thread.
I had that recently. It tastes like sake.
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I had that recently. It tastes like sake.
Where did you get them?
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Where did you get them?
My coworker went to Japan.
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I had that recently. It tastes like sake.
gross
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I'd like to try good sake some time. I've tried it a couple of times before and it was awful, but I have no idea whether what I was drinking was any good or not.
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I'd like to try good sake some time. I've tried it a couple of times before and it was awful, but I have no idea whether what I was drinking was any good or not.
I'm surprisingly not a fan, but I will have some sake with some good Japanese fried food. One common mistake (hate to sound like a Japanese snob) that people make is that people drink sake with sushi, which doesn't match well at all. Sushi goes best with beer. Sake is rice based, so that's a rice overload.
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I like sake hot. Its great with a cold fruit and cheese plate. I only like cold sake mixed. I used to go to a sushi place that served it mixed with lemonade.
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I freaking hate sake. I gave it two chances (both supposedly good sake in highly regarded Japanese restaurants) and hated it.
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I freaking hate sake. I gave it two chances (both supposedly good sake in highly regarded Japanese restaurants) and hated it.
you obviously never dipped a kitkat into sake, rookie.
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Sake, no thank you it's horrid.
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(http://i.imgur.com/uYFvHtU.gif)
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http://deadsp.in/IlNt3h1
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I've never had peas on a pizza but I feel like there's potential there. I like peas.
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I've never had peas on a pizza but I feel like there's potential there. I like peas.
I'd be willing to at least try. I don't even hate Hawaiian style or pineapple on my pizza.
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you fuckers are heathens.
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#realtalk
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That's probably the best looking food you've ever posted on here.
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That's probably the best looking food you've ever posted on here.
nah...i posted a burger King whopper once.
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Alternatively, he's going to stay in his basement with his family size pizza and a six pack of Mountain Dew pulling his sweaty little rooster over all the things he imagines himself doing if he were just brave enough to go outside.
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What's wrong with soloing a family size pizza?
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What's wrong with soloing a family size pizza?
Nothing, as long as it either follows or is followed by some form of prolonged movement, preferably outdoors.
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Nothing, as long as it either follows or is followed by some form of prolonged movement, preferably outdoors.
...Says the guy who hasn't ran in over a month.
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...Says the guy who hasn't ran in over a month.
I haven't, but then I haven't eaten a family sized pizza in over a month either.
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I haven't, but then I haven't eaten a family sized pizza in over a month either.
That would be bigger than you.
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Badge, I feel like your moment to shine is here:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/3/video-world-record-falls-at-hamburger-eating-competition-in-the-philippines-467190
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Badge, I feel like your moment to shine is here:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/3/video-world-record-falls-at-hamburger-eating-competition-in-the-philippines-467190
Five in a minute seems almost doable, but the one burger at a time rule hurts.
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If they were McDonalds cheeseburgers I could probably do it.
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If they were McDonalds cheeseburgers I could probably do it.
I still have a soft spot for those. Will get them 2 or 3 times a year. Put a gun to my head and I would fold them taco style. I could do 6 with a side of fries in 5 minutes easy.
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Had a long drive and a big hangover today, so I stopped and had a fast food burger for the first time in years. It was a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger from Burger King, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in a long time. Threw half of it away despite being incredibly hungry. Dry, grey patty, soggy bacon and a huge dollop of oversweetened ketchup. I don't think I could make something that revolting if I tried.
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Had a long drive and a big hangover today, so I stopped and had a fast food burger for the first time in years. It was a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger from Burger King, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in a long time. Threw half of it away despite being incredibly hungry. Dry, grey patty, soggy bacon and a huge dollop of oversweetened ketchup. I don't think I could make something that revolting if I tried.
BK is bad here. Can't even imagine how bad the exported version is.
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BK is bad here. Can't even imagine how bad the exported version is.
Whopper is one of the only fast food burgers I'll eat sober. The first is Wendys.
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Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.
Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well
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Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.
Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well
We're talking about drunk food. I'm not waiting 30 mins on line for chick filla and shake shack when I can get Wendy's in 5 mins.
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We're talking about drunk food. I'm not waiting 30 mins on line for chick filla and shake shack when I can get Wendy's in 5 mins.
You just said youd eat BK and Wendys sober
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I think a simple cheeseburger from all of the fast food big boys is ok. Anything beyond that is asking for trouble.
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Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.
I had a BK because I was hungover as freak and it was the only option at the highway service station I stopped at. I regret my decision.
I don't mind Subway if I have to eat fast food. They have some not terrible options. Obviously if you're having a meatball sub then you deserve what you get.
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Whopper is one of the only fast food burgers I'll eat sober. The first is Wendys.
The only one I'll eat at this point is Wendy's and even there I get the chicken these days.
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.
Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well
Yeah, I'll hit the Chik-Fil-A, Five Guys, Smashburger, Chipotle stops long before I'll consider the traditional "fast food" spots.
Besides, it's just as fast, if not faster, these days because all of them except Chik-Fil-A let you order ahead online.
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Chipolte freaking sucks, you're better off with Wendy's.
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Chipolte freaking sucks, you're better off with Wendy's.
Chipolte is garbage.
Chipotle is not.
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Chipolte is garbage.
Chipotle is not.
Typo or not they both are disgusting.
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The last time I ate Chipotle will be the last time I ever eat Chipotle.
It was not disgusting, but it wasn't good either. I'd rather just go order better Mexican food from actual Mexicans for half the cost.
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You just said youd eat BK and Wendys sober
I said it's the only ones I'd eat sober or have eaten sober. I've never had McD's sober. Can't even remember last time I had either sober but do remember them tasting better than a Big Mac.
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The way Samuel L Jackson's character in The Kingsman eats McDonald's is the only way to eat McDonald's.
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You don't go to Dominoes for pizza. You don't go to Olive Garden for Italian. You don't go to Benihana for Japanese. You don't go to P.F. Chang's for Chinese.
And you don't go to Wendy's for a "real" hamburger, or Chipotle for "real" Mexican.
They're distinct places that offer different things. Don't get me wrong, Chipotle is vastly overrated, so is Chik-Fil-A, so is all "fast food," but that doesn't make them bad options. Not liking their food is fine, but thinking Chipotle is bad because it's not "real" Mexican is like thinking baseball sucks because it's not football.
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so is Chik-Fil-A
whoa whoa whoa
The Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit is a delicacy
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whoa whoa whoa
The Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit is a delicacy
I heard that for years. I tried it recently. I was overwhelmingly underwhelmed.
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chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much
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chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much
It is awesome for the price the pay and for the service they give you.
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It is awesome for the price the pay and for the service they give you.
They wont serve him, he's a bundle of sticks.
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They wont serve him, he's a bundle of sticks.
Hahahaha
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You don't go to Dominoes for pizza. You don't go to Olive Garden for Italian. You don't go to Benihana for Japanese. You don't go to P.F. Chang's for Chinese.
And you don't go to Wendy's for a "real" hamburger, or Chipotle for "real" Mexican.
They're distinct places that offer different things. Don't get me wrong, Chipotle is vastly overrated, so is Chik-Fil-A, so is all "fast food," but that doesn't make them bad options. Not liking their food is fine, but thinking Chipotle is bad because it's not "real" Mexican is like thinking baseball sucks because it's not football.
Yeah it's all about convenience.
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chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much
Don't do it, you'll be hooked.
P.S. Waffle fries FTW.
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chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much
I'd keep those expectations. I went in thinking CFA was going to change my life based on things I'd heard. It's the "best" chicken sandwich I've had from a "fast food" place, but that's like saying Big League Chew is better than Bazooka.
The one thing I'll say: get Chik-Fil-A sauce. And dunk every single waffle fry in it.
It is awesome for the price the pay and for the service they give you.
I actually got the worst service I've maybe ever gotten from a fast food place just last week at Chik-Fil-A. Full-on attitude like they were doing me a favor. The kid even sighed when I asked for some Chik-Fil-A sauce. My wife and I looked at each other like "WTF?! This is Chik-Fil-A!"
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I actually got the worst service I've maybe ever gotten from a fast food place just last week at Chik-Fil-A. Full-on attitude like they were doing me a favor. The kid even sighed when I asked for some Chik-Fil-A sauce. My wife and I looked at each other like "WTF?! This is Chik-Fil-A!"
Never been to CFA but I'm wondering if it's a regional/cultural thing that NYC just can't foster.
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Never been to CFA but I'm wondering if it's a regional/cultural thing that NYC just can't foster.
Honestly, it was the first time I've been to Chik-Fil-A that I felt like that. I got bad service once before, but it came with apologies. Last week (the Hicksville location, which I've been to a few times already) it was just terrible. The kids in there had a ridiculous attitude.
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Polynesian sauce is the way to go at CFA
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The way Samuel L Jackson's character in The Kingsman eats McDonald's is the only way to eat McDonald's.
this is exactly what i say, with the exact same tone, every time i bite into a cheeseburger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecc0nbg9m-8
it doesn't even matter if the burger tastes like excrement
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as others have mentioned chipotle is good for what it is but if i'm going to eat fake mexican i prefer other places like qdoba or moe's southwest grill over it
i grab chipotle every couple of years, and every time i go in i feel like the place is filled with teenaged white girls who are about to go home and binge watch a gay show on netflix
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Fast food places I have eaten at:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops
Fast food places I have never eaten at:
- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
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Fast food places I have eaten at:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops
Fast food places I have never eaten at:
- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
wtf JE
i dont care what anybody says, taco bell is a muthafuggin institution
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Fast food places I have eaten at:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops
Fast food places I have never eaten at:
- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
Hardee's/Carl Jr's and Moe's are the only popular fast food places I can think of off the top of my head that I haven't eaten.
Hit up Sonic. It's by far the best name on the list of places you haven't been.
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wtf JE
i dont care what anybody says, taco bell is a muthafuggin institution
Haha, for real. Make a run for the border, then a run for the bathroom!
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Hardee's/Carl Jr's and Moe's are the only popular fast food places I can think of off the top of my head that I haven't eaten.
Hit up Sonic. It's by far the best name on the list of places you haven't been.
I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits).
We don't have Sonic, Hardees, Carls Jr or Moe's in Canada, at least not that I'm aware of. Of my "not tried" list, the only ones available in Canada are Taco Bell, Five Guys and Nando's. Chipotle might be here but I haven't seen one.
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I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits).
We don't have Sonic, Hardees, Carls Jr or Moe's in Canada, at least not that I'm aware of. Of my "not tried" list, the only ones available in Canada are Taco Bell, Five Guys and Nando's. Chipotle might be here but I haven't seen one.
It certainly makes it harder to check them out if they're not in your country. I like 5 Guys fries, but the burgers are just okay.
I've had Mexican food in southern California, Arizona, and Texas. I'd never call Taco Bell "Mexican" but Taco Bell late at night when you're not sober is great.
The reality is, it's all garbage and certainly takes precious moments off my life every time I consume it, but fast food and Starbucks are pretty much the only things that filled the gap for me once I quit smoking. I'm definitely a "shitty food and coffee" addict, but it's still better than cancer sticks.
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It certainly makes it harder to check them out if they're not in your country. I like 5 Guys fries, but the burgers are just okay.
I've had Mexican food in southern California, Arizona, and Texas. I'd never call Taco Bell "Mexican" but Taco Bell late at night when you're not sober is great.
The reality is, it's all garbage and certainly takes precious moments off my life every time I consume it, but fast food and Starbucks are pretty much the only things that filled the gap for me once I quit smoking. I'm definitely a "shitty food and coffee" addict, but it's still better than cancer sticks.
Taco bell classic bean burritos are a godsend when hungover.
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I haven't been to Taco Bell in 10 years. I would get a chicken soft taco when I went. I guess that's the equivalent of a plain cheeseburger. Everything else had too much cheese and heavy sauce. I don't miss it.
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After having Del Taco in SoCal a bunch of times, I can't stomach Taco Bell anymore.
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I know it's kind of obvious, but Bojangles is good down in the south. Cajun fried chicken. Breakfast all day. Nothing healthy. Cajun spiced steak fries. Buttermilk biscuits.
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After having Del Taco in SoCal a bunch of times, I can't stomach Taco Bell anymore.
I eat del taco twice a week. Their fries are the best. Basic tacos, no bs.
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I know it's kind of obvious, but Bojangles is good down in the south. Cajun fried chicken. Breakfast all day. Nothing healthy. Cajun spiced steak fries. Buttermilk biscuits.
Bojangles is an actual restaurant? I always wondered what your board name meant.
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Bojangles is an actual restaurant? I always wondered what your board name meant.
Yep. I practically lived there in college. I'm sure I'll die 10 years before I should have because of their Cajun fillet combo, but it was worth it.
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I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits)
Why would we exclude TH breakfast?
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Why would we exclude TH breakfast?
Because.
Although if you want to include it, I probably have breakfast from Tim's around once a month on average, and despite the bacon muffin being of extremely variable quality and the hash browns having a 50-50 chance of being cold, I still order them. I don't know why.
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I had a King Cake Latte this morning...
It was basically liquidized Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which doesn't sound terrible when describing it but it was very bad.
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I had a King Cake Latte this morning...
It was basically liquidized Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which doesn't sound terrible when describing it but it was very bad.
Welcome to Fart City
Population: You
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https://gfycat.com/PaleDentalAmericanwigeon
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fvck
such a good little slvt
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Fast food places I have eaten at:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops
Fast food places I have never eaten at:
- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
You're doing it wrong
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I'm laughing at the chik fil a doubters. More for me, peasants.
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What's Nando's
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What's Nando's
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I'm laughing at the chik fil a doubters. More for me, peasants.
I just had my first Chik-fil-a chicken sandwich 2 weeks ago and it was glorious.
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Sushi poutine
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Fast food places I have eaten at:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops
Fast food places I have never eaten at:
- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
Last time I went to Nando's was 5 years ago in Canada and it was my only time eating it, but I can tell you I really enjoyed it and enjoyed it the most out of your "haven't gone to" list (although I haven't yet been to chik-fil-a or in 'n' out either, both of which are universally recommended when it comes to chains). but it was just one time that i ate there.
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Add Smashburger and Shake shack to that list. Never had shake shack tho, the only one I've been by is at grand central and the line is ridiculous
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Never been to Shake Shack.
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I love Shake Shack.
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I've never been to Chik Fil A or In N Out.
I've been to Hardee's once, in Virginia but just for breakfast. It made McDonald's breakfast look even shittier than it already is.
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I've never been to Chik Fil A or In N Out.
I've been to Hardee's once, in Virginia but just for breakfast. It made McDonald's breakfast look even shittier than it already is.
Hardee's is ok. Especially for breakfast. Good biscuits.
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Can't beat human burger.
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Sushi poutine
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This looks like my last excrement. Was it actually good?
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This looks like my last excrement. Was it actually good?
I wouldn't know, I found it on /r/sushiabomination.
I'd try it if offered but I would not order it.
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I wouldn't know, I found it on /r/sushiabomination.
I'd try it if offered but I would not order it.
How bored do you have to be for that to be a subreddit you'd visit?
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How bored do you have to be for that to be a subreddit you'd visit?
It was linked elsewhere and I clicked on it. That's generally how the internet works.
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Add Smashburger and Shake shack to that list. Never had shake shack tho, the only one I've been by is at grand central and the line is ridiculous
I've never done Shake Shack--the lines are ridiculous at every location and no food is that good. I love Smashburger's burgers but the fries aren't great to me.
While I maintain Chik-fil-A is overrated (it is) I just had it this weekend. It's good, but it's not the awe-inspiring experience people make it out to be.
I also tried a Chicken McGriddle this weekend (on the way to CFA). The patty is peppery and the McGriddles are obviously sweet. It was a pretty good combo.
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Anyone have Bareburger? I always avoided that place because of their "Oh we're so organic and healthy" hippy excrement, but had it the other day and it was really good. And I didn't feel like excrement afterwards.
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Anyone have Bareburger? I always avoided that place because of their "Oh we're so organic and healthy" hippy excrement, but had it the other day and it was really good. And I didn't feel like excrement afterwards.
I've avoided it for the same reason. It's worth it then?
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I've avoided it for the same reason. It's worth it then?
I definitely think so. They also have a full bar, so it doesn't really feel like a fast food joint.
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I've never done Shake Shack--the lines are ridiculous at every location and no food is that good. I love Smashburger's burgers but the fries aren't great to me.
While I maintain Chik-fil-A is overrated (it is) I just had it this weekend. It's good, but it's not the awe-inspiring experience people make it out to be.
I also tried a Chicken McGriddle this weekend (on the way to CFA). The patty is peppery and the McGriddles are obviously sweet. It was a pretty good combo.
The one near my job moves pretty quickly, as does the one by Trader Joe's in Garden City.
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I definitely think so. They also have a full bar, so it doesn't really feel like a fast food joint.
I wouldn't consider them fast food at all. Good stuff though.
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I wouldn't consider them fast food at all. Good stuff though.
Yeah, I guess it's more of a chain like Five Napkin, etc.
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The one near my job moves pretty quickly, as does the one by Trader Joe's in Garden City.
I pass the one on Old Country all the time, but it's always crowded so I never even consider it.
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I pass the one on Old Country all the time, but it's always crowded so I never even consider it.
I haven't been to shake shack yet. I hear the food is meh and overpriced. The shakes are supposed to be terrific though.
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I haven't been to shake shack yet. I hear the food is meh and overpriced. The shakes are supposed to be terrific though.
I actually love their Double Smokeshack burger, but wasn't wildly impressed with the shake. It wasn't bad but it wasn't exceptional or anything. A shake is a shake.
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I actually love their Double Smokeshack burger, but wasn't wildly impressed with the shake. It wasn't bad but it wasn't exceptional or anything. A shake is a shake.
Most of the time, I agree a shake is a shake (as long as you're talking vanilla/chocolate/strawberry and not one with add-ins like Reese's or Oreo chunks) but I had a strawberry shake at In-N-Out last year and it was literally the best "standard" shake I've ever had.
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Most of the time, I agree a shake is a shake (as long as you're talking vanilla/chocolate/strawberry and not one with add-ins like Reese's or Oreo chunks) but I had a strawberry shake at In-N-Out last year and it was literally the best "standard" shake I've ever had.
So, it was no Richard from Sillicon Valley?
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So, it was no Richard from Sillicon Valley?
It definitely tasted like Gilfoyle, with a hint of Bachman.
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It definitely tasted like Gilfoyle, with a hint of Bachman.
Hahaha
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Most of the time, I agree a shake is a shake (as long as you're talking vanilla/chocolate/strawberry and not one with add-ins like Reese's or Oreo chunks) but I had a strawberry shake at In-N-Out last year and it was literally the best "standard" shake I've ever had.
My wife would agree with your assessment of the in and out strawberry shake. Their fries, however fresh they may be, are garbage. Single cheeseburger, animal style, is great though. You have to eat it immediately because the bun fails fast.
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My wife would agree with your assessment of the in and out strawberry shake. Their fries, however fresh they may be, are garbage. Single cheeseburger, animal style, is great though. You have to eat it immediately because the bun fails fast.
Yeah, the food was okay, not mind-blowing, but the shake alone was worth the visit.
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I would buy that. McDonalds has legit condiments. Their BBC sauce is heaven with fries.
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I would buy that. McDonalds has legit condiments. Their BBC sauce is heaven with fries.
lol you said bbc sauce
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hahaha
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lol you said bbc sauce
Lol. Odd auto correct.
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My daughter has been a bit constipated lately so we've been referring to some of her BMs as "stinky pebbles."
Then I realized that Stinky Pebbles sounds like the name of a terrible breakfast cereal that MB would eat.
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My daughter has been a bit constipated lately so we've been referring to some of her BMs as "stinky pebbles."
Then I realized that Stinky Pebbles sounds like the name of a terrible breakfast cereal that MB would eat.
Ketchup nuggets.
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My daughter has been a bit constipated lately so we've been referring to some of her BMs as "stinky pebbles."
Then I realized that Stinky Pebbles sounds like the name of a terrible breakfast cereal that MB would eat.
Fruity Pebbles...I prefer the fag cereal genre.
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What the freak is wrong with you people?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/20/canada-toe-stolen-drinks-dawson-city-downtown-hote
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made some caramelized banana cream cheese stuffed Brioche french toast.
then dropped a lil over 3k on a new mattress. gotta go into diabetic shock in comfort
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I ate at CiCi's and I'm disgusted with myself. I deserve everything bad you have to say about me.
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I ate at CiCi's and I'm disgusted with myself. I deserve everything bad you have to say about me.
How did you end up there? Are you in Virginia again?
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How did you end up there? Are you in Virginia again?
Yes. We were almost taken to IHOP for dinner last night but I was able to steer us to a local Mexican place instead.
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I ate at CiCi's and I'm disgusted with myself. I deserve everything bad you have to say about me.
I've never heard of CiCi's so I googled it, apparently we have one in Toronto.
https://www.cicistoronto.com/
Click on the Location link and look at the picture of the store. I suspect it isn't the same thing as you're talking about.
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I've never heard of CiCi's so I googled it, apparently we have one in Toronto.
https://www.cicistoronto.com/ (https://www.cicistoronto.com/)
Click on the Location link and look at the picture of the store. I suspect it isn't the same thing as you're talking about.
Not the same. Picture how bad the Chinese food is at an all you can eat Chinese Buffet. Now imagine that with Pizza.............now puke. That's Cici's.
When I was working in Orlando ten years ago. I still lived in Miami but had to eat out basically every night. Anyway, I walked into one and did this when I saw what it was.....no lie: Badger is an idiot. lol
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Yes. We were almost taken to IHOP for dinner last night but I was able to steer us to a local Mexican place instead.
You could do worse than IHOP.
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You could do worse than IHOP.
They make a cheeseburger omelette.
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You could do worse than IHOP.
Yeah, like CiCi's.
Also freak you Puck, I had no choice. I don't give you excrement for eating at Shilla, we were both just along for the ride.
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Yeah, like CiCi's.
Also freak you Puck, I had no choice. I don't give you excrement for eating at Shilla, we were both just along for the ride.
I've never had CiCi's, but I imagine it is similar to a 1st grader making pizza with no help from his parents.
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Yeah, like CiCi's.
Also freak you Puck, I had no choice. I don't give you excrement for eating at Shilla, we were both just along for the ride.
So?
I think you should have MBGreen refer you to a restaurant each week, it might make you eat at better places.
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Just realized I won't even be able to stop at Chik Fil A on I-95 today.
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Just realized I won't even be able to stop at Chik Fil A on I-95 today.
Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
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Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
At least they have games along with shitty pizza. If you get about 100 tickets playing skee ball, you can get a plastic spider ring.
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Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
At least they have games along with shitty pizza. If you get about 100 tickets playing skee ball, you can get a plastic spider ring.
A. As far as I can remember, their pizza was substantially better than CiCi's.
B. CiCi's had an arcade room too, not that I had the time or inclination to use it.
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#shiteating
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I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
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I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
Imagine buying the shittiest premade pizza dough you could buy in a gas station. Also some bottom shelf canned pizza sauce and some pepperoni from 1987 on it. Add rubbery cheese.
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I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
First ask Badger, he's the idiot that ate there.
But just in case, get bad pizza dough, cook it till its cardboard in texture. Then wet it and make it soggy with sauce that makes Ragu taste like sauce from a good Italian joint. Then add crappy Mozzarella and cheap cheddar like substance and brown the top...... add all kinds of shitty toppings. Then your have pizza that rivals Papa John's in disgusting.
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First ask Badger, he's the idiot that ate there.
But just in case, get bad pizza dough, cook it till its cardboard in texture. Then wet it and make it soggy with sauce that makes Ragu taste like sauce from a good Italian joint. Then add crappy Mozzarella and cheap cheddar like substance and brown the top...... add all kinds of shitty toppings. Then your have pizza that rivals Papa John's in disgusting.
Papa John's is glorious in comparison. Trust me, I had my fair share of excrement pizza and beer in college. They were all terrible compared to good NY Pizza, but Papa John's is not the worst around. I'd put Domino's and Pizza Hut well below it. Either way, they are all vying for the title of least smelly turd.
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I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
Imagine Pizza Hut, but 150% more retarded and served buffet style.
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Had to google it:
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Surprised they don't have one with grits as a topping.
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Wow. To say Papa John's is good in comparison is a statement. I wouldn't eat that garbage if you put a gun to my head. Even Dominoes I had to be high to eat back in the day.
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"We found this excrement in the clearance bin at Food Lion. Let's shove it on a pizza and douse it in that red excrement."
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the real crime nobody is talking about here is that Badger forced his family to eat that excrement too.
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I would definitely have eaten pancakes at IHOP for dinner if the other choice was CiCi's.
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I would definitely have eaten pancakes at IHOP for dinner if the other choice was CiCi's.
They were different meals. I wasn't paying so I didn't feel entitled to rewrite their plans.
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They were different meals. I wasn't paying so I didn't feel entitled to rewrite their plans.
Ah, well free food is still the best food.
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the real crime nobody is talking about here is that Badger forced his family to eat that excrement too.
ask Badger
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Wasabi-flavoured Pringles. A generous 4/10. Not recommended.
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dunkaroos
funfetti
cool whip
animal crackers
I don't know what any of this is but I'm like 90% sure it's not actually food.
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Hahahahahahaha
That is an amazing response.
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I don't know what any of this is but I'm like 90% sure it's not actually food.
it should get more hits than Bo's banana pudding.
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Pretty sure we've seen her somewhere before......
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Pretty sure we've seen her somewhere before......
(https://i.imgur.com/O0XSz.jpg)
Find a mustard woman and have a foursome. You can call it Russian Dressing.
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When MB sees that he's going to shoot a load onto his computer.
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When MB sees that he's going to shoot a load onto his computer.
Is that him in the pic?
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Is that him in the pic?
It may be because that guys hand is on his rooster while he's holding that concoction.
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Couldn't be bothered cooking last night and as I was passing 7-Eleven anyway I figured I'd just pick up something there. Got a Dr Oetkers frozen pizza, I've heard their reputation but I figured how bad could it really be? I guess now I know the answer.
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Couldn't be bothered cooking last night and as I was passing 7-Eleven anyway I figured I'd just pick up something there. Got a Dr Oetkers frozen pizza, I've heard their reputation but I figured how bad could it really be? I guess now I know the answer.
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Couldn't be bothered cooking last night and as I was passing 7-Eleven anyway I figured I'd just pick up something there. Got a Dr Oetkers frozen pizza, I've heard their reputation but I figured how bad could it really be? I guess now I know the answer.
you can never criticize anything I eat ever again....
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you can never criticize anything I eat ever again....
Sure I can. The difference is that you actually like the excrement you eat.
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Sure I can. The difference is that you actually like the excrement you eat.
I don't eat at 7-11...you're a bigger cockroach than I am.
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I don't eat at 7-11...you're a bigger cockroach than I am.
SBTMcD
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SBTMcD
McDonald's food is excrement. A lot of these chain fast food restaurants are excrement, but honestly i love their existence right now lol
a couple of years ago one of the chains (i want to say KFC?) started some sort of '5 for 5' deal where you get 5 full items for 5 dollars, and every other chain followed suit in an effort to keep up. now all of them have deals where you can get a very full-sized meal for totaling only 4-5 dollars, which is great if you're on a budget
i understand excrement like this is one of the reasons why america as a country has such poor health, especially for those of lower socioeconomic classes who need to rely on places like these, so i wouldnt be sad if these sorts of establishments and deals went away. but for now, being a young adult with little/no money and having the option of getting a ton of food for really cheap is clutch
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McDonald's food is excrement. A lot of these chain fast food restaurants are excrement, but honestly i love their existence right now lol
a couple of years ago one of the chains (i want to say KFC?) started some sort of '5 for 5' deal where you get 5 full items for 5 dollars, and every other chain followed suit in an effort to keep up. now all of them have deals where you can get a very full-sized meal for totaling only 4-5 dollars, which is great if you're on a budget
i understand excrement like this is one of the reasons why america as a country has such poor health, especially for those of lower socioeconomic classes who need to rely on places like these, so i wouldnt be sad if these sorts of establishments and deals went away. but for now, being a young adult with little/no money and having the option of getting a ton of food for really cheap is clutch
Hey, don't knock it. McDonalds food has made MB the man he is.
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Hey, don't knock it. McDonalds food has made MB the man he is.
good man
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Do you guys think Rum Ham can actually be made successfully? I'm not even sure what the parameters of success would be, I guess at the very least it needs to be edible enough to not induce vomiting.
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Do you guys think Rum Ham can actually be made successfully? I'm not even sure what the parameters of success would be, I guess at the very least it needs to be edible enough to not induce vomiting.
If you can I am in.
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Do you guys think Rum Ham can actually be made successfully? I'm not even sure what the parameters of success would be, I guess at the very least it needs to be edible enough to not induce vomiting.
I would say so. Rum is quite a sweet liquor and ham stands up really well to sweet marinades because of its saltiness. I never thought about it before but I would totally have a go at that.
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Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
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Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
Not many, at least not if you want them to be edible. Alcohol itself doesn't taste very good in food - when you cook with wine or liquor you generally burn or evaporate the alcohol off and leave the flavour of the booze that you used.
If you want to get drunk from your food, your best bet is some kind of dessert. When I make tiramisu or trifle I generally do so using enough booze to stop a horse.
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Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
Tequila sandwich.
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Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
Vodka watermelon.
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Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
Anything made by Hobbes
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Fat Mac was the best.
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Fat Mac was the best.
Rum Ham
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Anything made by Hobbes
He didn't make a 5th of Jack.
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Anyone care for a Nicholas Cage branded "Delicious Stick"? Cream of Corn flavored!
Paging IATA.
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Anyone care for a Nicholas Cage branded "Delicious Stick"? Cream of Corn flavored!
Paging IATA.
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Mint flavored.
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gross
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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-putting-kit-kats-031921454.html
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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-putting-kit-kats-031921454.html
I'd hit it.
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https://www.originalprongles.com/
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https://www.originalprongles.com/
What the ever loving freak?
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https://www.originalprongles.com/
I downloaded the mp3
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Arby's to acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4B
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Arby's to acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4B
I love Arbys and I hate Buffalo Wild Wings.
so the better team won here.
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Gon get dem cheesy roast beef wings now! Wooo!
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I don't believe I have ever eaten at either.
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I don't mind Arby's, but I put tons of the horsey sauce on whatever I get, so I can't really taste the "meat" on their sandwiches. I like the curly fries too.
I've never been to BWW.
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Gon get dem cheesy roast beef wings now! Wooo!
Salt Lick Roast beef sammiches 4 lyfe
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I don't mind Arby's, but I put tons of the horsey sauce on whatever I get, so I can't really taste the "meat" on their sandwiches. I like the curly fries too.
I've never been to BWW.
BWW is overpriced and average wings at best. MB and I went to one in NJ and it had the worst wings I've ever eaten. I think they marinated the wings inside of a salt block. Not sure what the hell was wrong with that particular one.
Their saving grace is having 8000 TVs with games on.
Arby's sucks, but I can eat it if I have to.
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BWW is overpriced and average wings at best. MB and I went to one in NJ and it had the worst wings I've ever eaten. I think they marinated the wings inside of a salt block. Not sure what the hell was wrong with that particular one.
Their saving grace is having 8000 TVs with games on.
Arby's sucks, but I can eat it if I have to.
BWW is pretty bad. I only get boneless if I find myself stuck there.
The classic Arbys beef and cheddar on an onion roll with a side of curly fries is still so good.
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BWW is pretty bad. I only get boneless if I find myself stuck there.
The classic Arbys beef and cheddar on an onion roll with a side of curly fries is still so good.
co-signed.
plus it's a nice reminder of what Hope Solo's quiff looks like.
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I seriously do not understand how these sucky fast food joints keep making money. Holy excrement does BWW suck balls, so does Papa John's, "Better ingredients better pizza" .............better than what raw freaking sewage, they should be sued for false advertising, seriously freak Papa John's.
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I seriously do not understand how these sucky fast food joints keep making money. Holy excrement does BWW suck balls, so does Papa John's, "Better ingredients better pizza" .............better than what raw freaking sewage, they should be sued for false advertising, seriously freak Papa John's.
We live in a society where everyone works more than 40 hours a week. No one is home to cook, and no one wants to "waste" time cooking when they are home. That's how these places stay in business.
Also, freak Papa John's.
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I seriously do not understand how these sucky fast food joints keep making money. Holy excrement does BWW suck balls, so does Papa John's, "Better ingredients better pizza" .............better than what raw freaking sewage, they should be sued for false advertising, seriously freak Papa John's.
Buffalo Wild Wings is the worst. We have absolutely no other wing places down here, but I refuse to go to BWW.
Maybe I'll try to find some good wings next time I'm in Houston. It's just way too hard to pass up the Mexican food.
Completely off topic and a much better post for Good Eating thread, but I had Curried Goat at Compère Lapin in New Orleans a few weeks ago. One of the best dishes I've ever had. Gat Dayum.
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Completely off topic and a much better post for Good Eating thread, but I had Curried Goat at Compère Lapin in New Orleans a few weeks ago. One of the best dishes I've ever had. Gat Dayum.
When I lived in London there used to be this shitty cafe next to our nearest Tube station that stayed open until 3am, and they did Caribbean food. After a night on the beer we'd stop in on our way hom for curry goat roti and it was amazing - worth standing in line with the local dealers and small time hoods for.
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Curried anything is good. Goat? Hell yeah. I had that in Jamaica like 15 years ago, delicious. Love, love, love oxtail.
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Bought some tortillas at the grocery store on Saturday to make huevos rancheros. Didn't pay attention to the package, found out when I got home that they were cheese flavoured tortillas. Seemed OK buried beneath a pile of guac and beans and eggs, but I just used one to make a burrito and it was as artificial and disgusting as you might expect. Every mouthful smelled like feet.
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Hahaha smelled like feet.....
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Wait..."every mouthful"? How many mouthfuls of food that tasted like feet did you consume?
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Wait..."every mouthful"? How many mouthfuls of food that tasted like feet did you consume?
All of them. It didn't taste like feet, just smelled like it. And I was hungry, and it was still a burrito. Just an unpleasant smelling one.
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All of them. It didn't taste like feet, just smelled like it. And I was hungry, and it was still a burrito. Just an unpleasant smelling one.
Why wouldn't you just remove the taco shell from the equation?
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Why wouldn't you just remove the taco shell from the equation?
Because all my chicken and salsa and salad and stuff was already in it, and I was hungry.
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Because all my chicken and salsa and salad and stuff was already in it, and I was hungry.
You could've opened it up and took the innards out.
If you liked the foot smell, it's all good man. Rex the excrement outta that burrito!
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You could've opened it up and took the innards out.
If you liked the foot smell, it's all good man. Rex the excrement outta that burrito!
Again, that would have taken time and I was hungry. It was easier just to inhale it and then complain on the internet.
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Again, that would have taken time and I was hungry. It was easier just to inhale it and then complain on the internet.
Got it.
Foot fetish. Stinky foot fetish.
To each his own, my friend!
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I ate Arbys today.
#delish
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I ate Arbys today.
#delish
Warn your coworkers of impending doom in the restroom around 4PM.
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Warn your coworkers of impending doom in the restroom around 4PM.
I prefer the kamikaze
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I prefer the kamikaze
Fair enough.
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http://wsbt.com/news/offbeat/waffle-house-customer-cooks-his-own-meal-while-employees-sleep
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I had pimento grilled cheese while in SC. It was amazing.
Problem is, now I'm either shitting blood, pimento dye, or some combination of the two.
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I had pimento grilled cheese while in SC. It was amazing.
Problem is, now I'm either shitting blood, pimento dye, or some combination of the two.
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Small price to pay for glory.
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Kind of looks like an russian/japanese mashup version of perogies.
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Looks like microwaved shrimp.
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Delicious gereeps.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180206/491616168a85f688dc8c824064ce485f.jpg)
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teriyaki gereep stirfry for lunch tomorrow.
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some of you may be interested in this...
https://957thejet.iheart.com/featured/marty-and-jodi-in-the-morning/content/2017-12-29-company-sells-edible-butthole-chocolates-offers-custom-molds/
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some of you may be interested in this...
https://957thejet.iheart.com/featured/marty-and-jodi-in-the-morning/content/2017-12-29-company-sells-edible-butthole-chocolates-offers-custom-molds/
Christmas gifts...... Check!
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some of you may be interested in this...
https://957thejet.iheart.com/featured/marty-and-jodi-in-the-morning/content/2017-12-29-company-sells-edible-butthole-chocolates-offers-custom-molds/
So here's the plan, I'll get custom molds made, put them in a Godiva box and leave them in the kitchen work..... profit!
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So here's the plan, I'll get custom molds made, put them in a Godiva box and leave them in the kitchen work..... profit!
Or, just buy some cheap chocolates, let them get warm and soft, then press each one firmly against your butthole before returning it to the box. Put the box in the fridge for a couple of hours until they firm up, then leave in the kitchen for your coworkers to help themselves. Cheaper and much more satisfying.
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Butthole roulette: One of the chocolates is the original mold from the butthole......
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Or, just buy some cheap chocolates, let them get warm and soft, then press each one firmly against your butthole before returning it to the box. Put the box in the fridge for a couple of hours until they firm up, then leave in the kitchen for your coworkers to help themselves. Cheaper and much more satisfying.
I believe you are over estimating my flexibility. I'll need assistance. Bo, wanna give me a hand with this?
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I believe you are over estimating my flexibility. I'll need assistance. Bo, wanna give me a hand with this?
No one wants a mold of your hemorrhoids.
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https://twitter.com/wcpo/status/974314297672257536?s=21
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That time that Bo and MB shared that hotel room and we assumed they were sniffing each others buttholes and rubbing their gonads together, we were doing them a grave disservice. It turns out they were planning a food revolution, and here it is:
https://i.imgur.com/K80rnte.gifv
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That time that Bo and MB shared that hotel room and we assumed they were sniffing each others buttholes and rubbing their gonads together, we were doing them a grave disservice. It turns out they were planning a food revolution, and here it is:
https://i.imgur.com/K80rnte.gifv
Oh man, I saw that excrement somewhere on the interwebz this morning. Why?
MB is holding out for ketchup dust.
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wtf did i just watch
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wtf did i just watch
The Slice Of Sauce by Bo's Fine Foods.
Don't tell me you're not salivating right now.
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Undouched Guy Fieri = Beau Bridges
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The Slice Of Sauce by Bo's Fine Foods.
Don't tell me you're not salivating right now.
freak no
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Let's roll up a ketchup slice and do some lines of cheese dust.
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Let's roll up a ketchup slice and do some lines of cheese dust.
Now it's a party.
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https://twitter.com/poptartsus/status/976290627372527616?s=21
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https://twitter.com/poptartsus/status/976290627372527616?s=21
I used to cut the edges off chocolate poptarts and then eat the middle when i was a kid.
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I used to cut the edges off chocolate poptarts and then eat the middle when i was a kid.
Holy autism, Batman.
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Holy autism, Batman.
I was punished for it already. #diabeeetus
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Bo needs to try this.
http://wgntv.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/
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Bo needs to try this.
http://wgntv.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/
I was like "Who the hell would ever eat this?!" until I saw you get a free t-shirt if you do!
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Bo needs to try this.
http://wgntv.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/
I saw that. Not my thing.
It's nice to know that the tarantula would have no right to refuse anal in Louisiana.
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I was like "Who the hell would ever eat this?!" until I saw you get a free t-shirt if you do!
I would totally try it and you can keep the shirt. I love trying weird foods.
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I would totally try it and you can keep the shirt. I love trying weird foods.
I think you should only get the shirt if you eat it live.
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I would totally try it and you can keep the shirt. I love trying weird foods.
Really?!
I don't know man, that's not even weird to me. It's a freaking deadly spider. I guess I really can't speak to the topic because I don't even like pork. Beef and chicken are pretty much all the meat I eat (plus seafood). Rarely pork or turkey. I'm definitely not adventurous.
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Yikes. My boss grows Reapers and makes hot sauce with them. The sauce is amazing, but I'd never eat one of these sons-of-bitches raw.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/09/health/hot-pepper-thunderclap-headaches.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/09/health/hot-pepper-thunderclap-headaches.html)
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Really?!
I don't know man, that's not even weird to me. It's a freaking deadly spider. I guess I really can't speak to the topic because I don't even like pork. Beef and chicken are pretty much all the meat I eat (plus seafood). Rarely pork or turkey. I'm definitely not adventurous.
Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?
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Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?
I can't honestly answer you. But I won't eat a cow's eye or its brain.
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I can't honestly answer you. But I won't eat a cow's eye or its brain.
this
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Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?
Probably a bit of how you were raised and texture aversion to what you are eating. You get used to eating meats as a kid, and unless you grew up eating eyeballs or bull nuts, they are squishy and have an off-putting texture compared to what you are familiar with.
Then again, I like okra but it has a nasty texture. I grew up eating it, so maybe that's why.
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this
I am the biggest bundle of sticks on this board.
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Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?
Because the faint memory of mad cow disease far outweighs the possible enjoyment I'd get from eating cow brain.
I've cut open sheep eyes in school. I feel no desire to eat any mammal's eye.
I ate a pig's ear last Saturday so my weird food cred remains intact for another year.
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I ate a pig's ear last Saturday so my weird food cred remains intact for another year.
How was it prepared? I love myself gelatinized Chinese braised pig ear salads, but I've heard of other preparations working out pretty well.
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How was it prepared? I love myself gelatinized Chinese braised pig ear salads, but I've heard of other preparations working out pretty well.
It was a full pig roast. The ear was just carved off and handed to me.
I was pretty drunk so I didn't really stop to season it more. It was OK, kind of rubbery. My friend is still perfecting his pig roast technique so that the skin comes out more crackly.
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It was a full pig roast. The ear was just carved off and handed to me.
I was pretty drunk so I didn't really stop to season it more. It was OK, kind of rubbery. My friend is still perfecting his pig roast technique so that the skin comes out more crackly.
All you needed was more...
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Mayochup? What a stupid name for marie rose sauce.
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Mayochup? What a stupid name for marie rose sauce.
Never heard that one. I've heard it called fry sauce usually.
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Never heard that one. I've heard it called fry sauce usually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Rose_sauce
Looks like proper marie rose is a bit different, but mayo and ketchup is an acceptable recipe.
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Had the pickle juice smoothie at Sonic finally. Not too bad. I happen to love the taste of pickle juice and I would say it’s a little sweet but I definitely got a dill kosher taste while sipping it. I would like it completely pickle but I would get it again.
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Had the pickle juice smoothie at Sonic finally. Not too bad. I happen to love the taste of pickle juice and I would say it’s a little sweet but I definitely got a dill kosher taste while sipping it. I would like it completely pickle but I would get it again.
I love dill pickles...but a pickle smoothie is freaking weird.
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Old cookbooks are lol.
https://twitter.com/jedportman/status/1040014071314165761?s=19
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It's got bacon. It's fine.
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Thanks for the tailgate recipe
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https://twitter.com/ShriekingMarx/status/1041103195936841728?s=09
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Wat
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/9qr1g9/if_i_add_water_to_the_chocolate_fountain
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Found MBGreen's order
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Haha
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The all-time classic, jelly donut burger
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I got weepy-eyed reading that
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Holeeeey excrement. 26 lb bucket of mac and cheese with a 20 year shelf life.
/MBGreen's life
https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/costco-sells-out-of-26-lb-mac-cheese-tub-with-20-year-shelf-life
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I think this bucket of mac and cheese should be our new OC. You could eat it. Sit on the bucket during timeouts. Much more useful than Dorwell Logman.
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This thread always triggers my bowels
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https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1088122772927205378?s=09
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https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1088122772927205378?s=09
It probably wasn't. 90% of "banned" commercials are pitches never intended for air.
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https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1088122772927205378?s=09
That commercial was awesome. I'm never going to eat a Devour meal, hell I've never even heard of it before, but if I liked my food to taste like cardboard and be nuked to 500 degrees, I'd totally be roped in by that commercial.
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IT'S freaking FAMOUS BITCH
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Is that seriously Chef Boyardee in soft taco shells? Someone should be prosecuted for that.
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Is that seriously Chef Boyardee in soft taco shells? Someone should be prosecuted for that.
Supposedly it's a satire page but someone still actually made those for the picture.
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https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1144283018825277440?s=09
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https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1144283018825277440?s=09
Doubleyouteefuckingeff
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Would eat 10/10
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https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384?s=19
MBukkake
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https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384?s=19
MBukkake
Abscess burger. Yum.
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https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384?s=19
MBukkake
Ugh. This is where that, "Stop Squeezing the Food at Me" Gizmodo article gains traction.
That just looks terrible.
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This guy made a thread about that place's various menu items. They are out of business now.
https://twitter.com/MuskTillDawn/status/1213992477297905664?s=19
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This guy made a thread about that place's various menu items. They are out of business now.
https://twitter.com/MuskTillDawn/status/1213992477297905664?s=19
Jesus that thread made MBGreen’s food choices look 3 Michelin Star
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I’m in
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Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is probably the fuckin bomb.
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Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is probably the fuckin bomb.
I always imagined Salma Hayek's inner thighs smelled like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200213/6c354333d42e7972abd37a5f0a2f171b.jpg)
That looks like 2 puddles of jizz and a pile of diarrhea. In other words, a Friday night for Puck.
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Mountain Dew literally tastes like antifreeze
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Mountain Dew literally tastes like antifreeze
Having never drunk antifreeze ima have to take your word for it.
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Having never drunk antifreeze ima have to take your word for it.
I've never purposely consumed it, but yes, pouring it into the car, I've had some splash up so I've tasted it.
And yes, Mountain Dew absolutely tastes like antifreeze, just a little thinner.
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Mountain Dew absolutely tastes like antifreeze, just a little thinner.
You're actually onto something here doc:
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/12/15/flame-retardant-in-your-mountain-dew-yep/
There's flame retardant in your Mountain Dew. That soda with the lime-green hue (and other citrus-flavored bubbly pops) won't keep your insides fireproof, but it does contain brominated vegetable oil, a patented flame retardant for plastics that has been banned in foods throughout Europe and in Japan. Brominated vegetable oil, or BVO, which acts as an emulsifier in citrus-flavored soda drinks, is found in about 10 percent of sodas sold in the U.S.
"After a few extreme soda binges - not too far from what many [video] gamers regularly consume - a few patients have needed medical attention for skin lesions, memory loss and nerve disorders, all symptoms of overexposure to bromine," according to a recent article in Environmental News.
PepsiCo., owner of Mountain Dew, declined to comment on the brand-specific issue.
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Hope he chokes on it.
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I've never purposely consumed it, but yes, pouring it into the car, I've had some splash up so I've tasted it.
And yes, Mountain Dew absolutely tastes like antifreeze, just a little thinner.
be careful with any sort of antifreeze ingestion lol. it can and will literally fvck up your life
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Hope he chokes on it.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200214/90a27f948b00a4686077e2b4f3f36070.jpg)
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It's sad I know where this pic is from.
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It's sad I know where this pic is from.
Dillon! Youuu son of a bitch!
Whata mattah?! Da CIA got you pushing too many pencils?!
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It's sad I know where this pic is from.
One of the most popular movies of all time?
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200220/fc2a99d99204abe335f831d4da90be82.jpg)
What the freak
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200220/fc2a99d99204abe335f831d4da90be82.jpg)
pair it up with some chicken tendies
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That's real? Why?
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That's real? Why?
I'm not certain but I'm not gonna go and ruin the illusion
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It's fake.
Source (https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/clfv8n/kyles_special_sauce/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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It's fake.
Source (https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/clfv8n/kyles_special_sauce/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I thought the doctorphotograph copyright on the label was a dead giveaway.
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I thought the doctorphotograph copyright on the label was a dead giveaway.
Ah, I missed that.
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We can make it real at the next tailgate.
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We can make it real at the next tailgate.
Boo this man!
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We can make it real at the next tailgate.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200228/a70e4b8e923f53c57dcfaa391a3c7c73.jpg)
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We can make it real at the next tailgate.
Mayo, guac, and 5 hour energy?
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Mayo, guac, and 5 hour energy?
And a tablespoon of your banana pudding. I’m sure there’s still some left over.
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And a tablespoon of your banana pudding. I’m sure there’s still some left over.
Its formed a nice crust in the bed of
Piney's truck
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22 lbs of banana Red Bull puddin
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/a66765efcff17999f4a220aaefad9980.jpg)
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Chili Spiced Riced Cauliflower Burgers
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/a66765efcff17999f4a220aaefad9980.jpg)
freak no
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Pumpkin Spice Brussel Sprout Stir Fry. That actually sounds like a thing.
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5 Cheese Cold Brew Coffee.
MB Green just got horngry.
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Triple Ginger Cookie Butter Burgers
*licks chops*
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The Ten Worst Foods in the World:
I don’t think I am ever going to convince anybody that what I do for a living — traveling and eating — could be counted as one of life’s tougher jobs. I am usually placed in the enviable position of spending time in fascinating places and eating amazing food prepared for me by talented and generous cooks.
That said, on more than one occasion I have been faced with a particularly challenging local delicacy that I have had to force down as enthusiastic locals watch for my reaction. Some are challenging because they contain ingredients alien to a Western palate, others because they are made using techniques like fermenting, which makes them an acquired taste. However, some are just objectively nasty and should be mentioned in the Geneva Convention.
Here are the 10 worst foods I have encountered so far.
Dende oil (Brazil)
This dislike is a purely subjective one. Dende oil is the cooking medium for much of the fried food in the Bahia region of Brazil. It is extracted from local palm trees, and the origins of its use go back to the cooking methods of African slaves. The taste of anything cooked in the oil is very strong, but you are unlikely to get that far, as the smell is reminiscent of an unwashed armpit.
Kopi luwak (Sumatra)
Time to fess up: I have never tried this one. Not because I have any great fear of drinking something that has passed through the digestive system of the Asian palm civet and then been collected by rummaging around in its feces, but because coffee is one of two things to which I am allergic (the other being oysters). Apparently kopi luwak is the most expensive brew on earth, so maybe I am missing something. I can learn to live with not knowing.
Balut (Philippines)
Let a fertilized duck or chicken egg develop until it is embryonic. Boil it and serve with chili vinegar, and you have balut, the street food of discerning Filipinos. There is a strict etiquette to eating balut. First, sip the liquid from the shell. Next, chew the remaining contents, making sure to crack the bones for good measure, and then toss the shell on the ground. For me, the only rule is to run as fast as possible in the other direction if I am ever offered one again.
Roasted camel (Morocco)
Butchers in the famous city of Casablanca advertise the origins of the camel meat they are selling by hanging the grinning heads of the animals outside their stands. Nearby, stalls are set up to grill your purchases for you, in kebab or sandwich form. The meat is tough and gamy. The locals seemed to like it, but it took more chewing than my sensitive gnashers were able to dish out.
Cod sperm (Japan)
In the spirit of adventure and so as not to lose face in front of a crowd of smart Japanese businessmen, I tried these small white sacks of slimy unpleasantness in a trendy sushi bar in Kyoto. I threw up, and they laughed a great deal.
Dog
I am not particularly sentimental and don’t have any great issue with people eating Fido if that is what their customs dictate. For the record, the meat tastes like gamy pork. However, once I found out that cooks like to beat the dog while it is still alive, believing that the added adrenaline in the meat will give virility to those who eat it, I made a vow never to touch it again.
Cane rat (China)
I totally understand that people have to use what resources are available to them to survive. However, the sight of a dried cane rat at a food stall in Yangshuo, in southern China, was not a particularly welcome one. Being a culinary adventurer, I felt obliged to try it. What can I say? It tasted just as one would imagine a dead dried rat would taste. Let us never speak of it again.
Durian (Southeast Asia)
Signs bearing the silhouette of a large prickly fruit with a line through it can be found on the doors of hotels, buses and trains throughout Southeast Asia. They are a firm warning that the dreaded durian is not welcome, and it is easy to understand why. Although the taste of the fruit is not at all unpleasant, the smell is enough to peel the skin off one’s face from one hundred paces away.
Airag (Mongolia)
They say Mongolians are born in the saddle and die in the saddle, and it is certainly true that the horse is vital to their nomadic lifestyle. They also eat plenty of horse meat and manage to consume almost four liters of mare’s milk a day. Mare's milk is fermented in a cowhide container until it is a potent 5 percent ABV: having tried it, I have to wonder how any of Mongolians manage to stay in the saddle at all
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Kopi luwak (Sumatra)
Time to fess up: I have never tried this one. Not because I have any great fear of drinking something that has passed through the digestive system of the Asian palm civet and then been collected by rummaging around in its feces, but because coffee is one of two things to which I am allergic (the other being oysters). Apparently kopi luwak is the most expensive brew on earth, so maybe I am missing something. I can learn to live with not knowing.
I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
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I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
You are wrong
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(https://i.redd.it/gl9q36o40tp41.jpg)
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Not a good day for Rylee.
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I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
The Scat Man
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https://tornadoughalli.com/kool-aid-pickles/
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What's "Gewurz"?
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What's "Gewurz"?
"Spicy", or close.
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https://twitter.com/melisacent/status/1252634310575828997?s=21
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Ordered wings through a local place (Uber Eats) on Sunday night.
The driver brought us three Hawaiian pizzas and some garlic bread.
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Ordered wings through a local place (Uber Eats) on Sunday night.
The driver brought us three Hawaiian pizzas and some garlic bread.
You should have excrement in the bag (they wouldn't check) and tell them to take it back.
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You should have excrement in the bag (they wouldn't check) and tell them to take it back.
"I knew this wasn't your order, but they kept saying it was! Lemme get a 5 star review tho!"
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https://twitter.com/jakemhs/status/1260025788759326720?s=21
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Gold
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i think i'm going to throw up
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That's the only meal dcm's ever had
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That's the only meal dcm's ever had
Needs a dusting of oatmeal and halved boiled eggs inside the jello
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i think i'm going to throw up
You'd be all over that like a zombie to brains.
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You'd be all over that like a zombie to brains.
I thought you learned how to read....guess not
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I thought you learned how to read....guess not
I am calling you a lying sack, you'd be all over it.
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I am calling you a lying sack, you'd be all over it.
When I have ever lied to you?
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When I have ever lied to you?
You ate a Krautza.
Kisses Biceps
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https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/guy-fieri-food-people-alison-roman-chrissy-teigen
She's right about all of this. freak you, yes she is.
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https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/guy-fieri-food-people-alison-roman-chrissy-teigen (https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/guy-fieri-food-people-alison-roman-chrissy-teigen)
She's right about all of this. freak you, yes she is.
No freak you.
I have no idea what's going on in social media food wars........
But seriously freak you JE.
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No freak you.
I have no idea what's going on in social media food wars........
But seriously freak you JE.
(https://i.imgur.com/ewPV9XU.png)
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You ate a Krautza.
Kisses Biceps
A what?
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https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794?s=21
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https://thevulgarchef.com/2020/05/07/i-made-ranch-gummy-bears-and-you-should-too/
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what the hell
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what the hell
Tailgate 2020
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Tailgate 2020
Enjoy your aids
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I spend 90 minutes scrolling through that blog. I don’t know who I am anymore.
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I spend 90 minutes scrolling through that blog. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Franchup
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZ6UCtIX0AEaQeD.jpg)
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Spent what seemed like a really long time staring at that
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I hate Beth.
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A1 sauce is trash, fight me at the tailgate if you disagree
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i don't mind A1 sauce on a burger or hotdog...but nothing else.
No tailgate fight required, because i won't be there.
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https://twitter.com/lizziecrawley/status/1269764151120928768?s=20
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https://twitter.com/lizziecrawley/status/1269764151120928768?s=20
Looks fine apart from the addition of the teabag.
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Looks fine apart from the addition of the teabag.
She made a cup of warm sweet watery milk
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She made a cup of warm sweet watery milk
Yes. Which was ruined by the introduction of tea.
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https://twitter.com/RespectIsVital/status/1270105580548562944?s=19
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https://twitter.com/RespectIsVital/status/1270105580548562944?s=19
" ....a cup o' sugar....another cup o' sugar.."
her skinny malink daughter should blow up like an accordion and have type-2 diabetes at 15. thx attention ho mom
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https://twitter.com/RespectIsVital/status/1270105580548562944?s=19
a few notes:
-first and foremost....would bang the mom.
-kid will need an insulin pump sooner rather than later
-kid will need a dentist for her 240 cavities
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"A little bit of cinnamon"
*pours half the damn bottle into the bowl*
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"A little bit of cinnamon"
*pours half the damn bottle into the bowl*
that's how you make Fireball whiskey
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goddamn, she is a fckin milf
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goddamn, she is a fckin milf
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_UQF2t1LEcY3Rg8ijcuMow
I can't decide if she's a parody or just dumb.
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goddamn, she is a fckin milf
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200611/8a8b8185cb98cd3be3e2bddf54537815.jpg)
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my weiner tingles.
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Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_UQF2t1LEcY3Rg8ijcuMow
I can't decide if she's a parody or just dumb.
Looking at the heading of her YouTube page (American's Living In The UK) what's with apostrophe?
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Looking at the heading of her YouTube page (American's Living In The UK) what's with apostrophe?
That's a fairly unbothersome error coming from a country that thinks "winningest" is an appropriate use of the English language.
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https://twitter.com/hillaryonlyfans/status/1271587693600931845?s=21
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Oh cool, she spatchcocked it.
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https://instagram.com/ashleytervort
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Pierced (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200613/b3ca88ba15a6b9e9a3a54a80ae19f90a.jpg)
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Good grief she's got a rockin' bod. Her funbags are gonna be dragging the floor by 40, but right now, daas niiiiiice.
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Good grief she's got a rockin' bod. Her funbags are gonna be dragging the floor by 40, but right now, daas niiiiiice.
Then she can make a video called how to make pancakes.
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She got them dragon titties
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I haven't looked above her neck yet.
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She got them dragon titties
Something something dragon over my face something something.
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(https://i.redd.it/tl5i8lqiwi551.jpg)
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Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
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I'd try it. I've had Clamato so my body can take it.
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https://twitter.com/50cent/status/1275046256184868865?s=21
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https://twitter.com/50cent/status/1275046256184868865?s=21
hahahahaha
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50 cent is undefeated
when he was beefing with rick ross, he vlogged about taking care of rick ross' kids for a day and then he got rick ross' baby mama to make a porno and released it
idk who tf would even decide to be vindictive in this manner. unreal consistency
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Wow I watched that whole video and was so enraptured I never even saw the original tweet was 50
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Aaaaaand I just realized the other guy was Ja. I thought this video was hilarious with no context but this is actually legendary
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Tahtaahhzeekie
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I want some gyros.
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413038703431122946/725530089978331286/image0.jpg)
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There are worse ways to start a recipe, but you'd have to try to say them.
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What a cliffhanger, I need to know how 9/11 is related to maple shortbread
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What a cliffhanger, I need to know how 9/11 is related to maple shortbread
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017089-maple-shortbread-bars
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https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017089-maple-shortbread-bars
To be honest, the full thing didn't really make it any better. This
Shortly after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Regina Schrambling wrote of the healing power of cooking. “The food is not really the thing,” she said. “It's the making of it that gets you through a bad time.”
is just "here's some Tostitos to thank you for your service" taken to a whole new level of awful.
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https://twitter.com/zunijay/status/1276909846252539905?s=21
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https://youtu.be/4of3b7Xb4Rs
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https://youtu.be/4of3b7Xb4Rs
I've actually seen this before. Guy is a moron.
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I've actually seen this before. Guy is a moron.
To be fair it was a fan request, and he's usually pretty good.
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https://twitter.com/Joeingles7/status/1281010885339697152?s=09
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Need SFD to explain this CT delicacy to me(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200728/a02e9f3b93a162680237ecbd5c159089.jpg)
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Good night sweet prince
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200730/711ce08ca77da6bc7de2d90806ea4eac.jpg)
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No
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200804/1d40d00479cf93429dc793ce5c2aa7f8.jpg)
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No
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200804/1d40d00479cf93429dc793ce5c2aa7f8.jpg)
Do it
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Do it
No
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I’m very upset that I looked that up and it turned out to be real.
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No
It’s your duty as the person who discovered it
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200805/9445c2e4aae1b2857948b6a47d52d9df.jpg)
Do it
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Do it
You first (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200805/72e0eade911935ed9132bda504799270.jpg)
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200813/098006d61b4c88f20c274969e1732e9c.jpg)
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What in tarnation
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What in tarnation
I hope the Jets replace the tostitos with this stuff.
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Why wouldn't you just pop open a box of Crunch Berries instead?
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Why wouldn't you just pop open a box of Crunch Berries instead?
The free market has spoken and is never wrong
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Why wouldn't you just pop open a box of Crunch Berries instead?
I had some for breakfast yesterday.
put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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I had some for breakfast yesterday.
put that in your pipe and smoke it.
If you are no longer counting your age on just your fingers, Crunch Berries no longer qualify as "breakfast." You just ate a snack. In the morning.
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If you are no longer counting your age on just your fingers, Crunch Berries no longer qualify as "breakfast." You just ate a snack. In the morning.
You're talking to a middle aged man who eats Alphagetti.
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If you are no longer counting your age on just your fingers, Crunch Berries no longer qualify as "breakfast." You just ate a snack. In the morning.
What do you know about breakfast....dont you spend the bulk of your morning on your commute to work?
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I remember Crunch Berries cutting up the roof of my mouth worse than Captain Crunch.
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I remember Crunch Berries cutting up the roof of my mouth worse than Captain Crunch.
SLW
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What do you know about breakfast....dont you spend the bulk of your morning on your commute to work?
Haha, I didn't mean it to insult you. Cap'n Crunch, Crunch Berries, Fruity Pebbles, and Frosted Flakes are the only "cereals" I'd still ingest other than standard oatmeal, though I can't remember the last time I had any of them. But again, I wouldn't eat them and say I had breakfast. You may as well just go all the way and have a bowl of ice cream to start your day.
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Haha, I didn't mean it to insult you. Cap'n Crunch, Crunch Berries, Fruity Pebbles, and Frosted Flakes are the only "cereals" I'd still ingest other than standard oatmeal, though I can't remember the last time I had any of them. But again, I wouldn't eat them and say I had breakfast. You may as well just go all the way and have a bowl of ice cream to start your day.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200813/a83fe59cc8d9242478a0382d45ba8a41.jpg)
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an elite breakfast
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an elite breakfast
Seconded
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200830/65229bbd025545b0335fcc08615d79ed.jpg)
*paging Badger...please report to the bridge *
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See you at Applebee's
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I can't wait for you guys to see what kind of burger/atrocity MB is eating for dinner.
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I can't wait for you guys to see what kind of burger/atrocity MB is eating for dinner.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200904/25a384f986ce46ae14a1ee6f8721b639.jpg)
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hahahahahahahaha
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I googled burger atrocity and the first hit was Shake Shack.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200904/25a384f986ce46ae14a1ee6f8721b639.jpg)
What in the blue freak is that?
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What in the blue freak is that?
It's actually called the Blue freak burger
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Blue dump...on deck.
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Blue dump...on deck.
*gurgle*
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It's a melted smurf.
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It's a melted smurf.
You’re a melted smurf
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You’re a melted smurf
I'm not freaking blue
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I'm not freaking blue
You’re more like Gargamel
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https://www.southernthing.com/ketchup-candy-canes-are-the-christmas-treat-nobody-asked-for-2647462309.html
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200906/f1ab7e7dd67b781b0aac0b2d5ddb54a8.jpg)
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Cheetos is levels inferior to Cheez Doodles.
People that grew up in Queens eat Cheez Doodles. People from Long Island eat Cheetos.
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MB's favourite bedtime drink:
(https://i.imgur.com/0n9Tupl.jpg)
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(https://i.redd.it/tl5i8lqiwi551.jpg)
I'd try it. I've had Clamato so my body can take it.
https://imgur.com/gallery/IRGwRkL
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But I do kinda want to try this:
https://www.thespruceeats.com/bull-shot-recipe-761021
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https://imgur.com/gallery/IRGwRkL
Tailgate 2021
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(https://i.redd.it/tl5i8lqiwi551.jpg)
https://youtu.be/HtxfPJZJtK0 (https://youtu.be/HtxfPJZJtK0)
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https://twitter.com/GrippingFood
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https://instagram.com/ashleytervort
This story has arrived at its logical conclusion
https://onlyfans.com/ashleytervort
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This story has arrived at its logical conclusion
https://onlyfans.com/ashleytervort
elite titters
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https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323446031208615936?s=19
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https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323446031208615936?s=19
https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323448232706531329?s=19 (https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323448232706531329?s=19)
Either his account has been hacked or I should seriously try to do cocaine with this man.
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https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323629747029594112?s=19 (https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323629747029594112?s=19)
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https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1325896709705175042?s=19
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https://twitter.com/blisstunes/status/1325966730938609664?s=21
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https://twitter.com/blisstunes/status/1325966730938609664?s=21
someone should punch that bitch in the face.
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@MBGreen
https://twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/1326376608584896514/photo/1
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What a waste of a good steak
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https://twitter.com/dragonflyjonez/status/1326703034110517248?s=21
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201112/5150107c9b15d910b2968bbfd46c1f76.jpg)
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TIHI
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201112/5150107c9b15d910b2968bbfd46c1f76.jpg)
SBTG
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They should sponsor this forum.
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Sorry for your loss JE
https://twitter.com/Indie88Toronto/status/1326963020141047808?s=19
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Sorry for your loss JE
https://twitter.com/Indie88Toronto/status/1326963020141047808?s=19
i bet the lasagna is elite
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Sorry for your loss JE
https://twitter.com/Indie88Toronto/status/1326963020141047808?s=19
Ha, I never ate there but it's fairly legendary. Apparently the guy who owned it is the somewhat unhinged son of a really wealthy guy, daddy basically gave him some money and told him to have fun. The food was, by every account I've ever heard, on a level of awful beyond most anything else.
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Ha, I never ate there but it's fairly legendary. Apparently the guy who owned it is the somewhat unhinged son of a really wealthy guy, daddy basically gave him some money and told him to have fun. The food was, by every account I've ever heard, on a level of awful beyond most anything else.
so it's the perfect Tailgate dinner destination.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201114/e226c5b0c08c421eb40ff81a44f41de8.jpg)
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Guy Fieri
@GuyFieri
·
Dec 8
Citizens of
@flavortown
, today is the day you’ve been waitin’ for!
Startin’ today,
@goldbelly
I are gonna be bringin’ my signature, real deal Trash Can Nachos nationwide…the complete kit, right to your doorstep.
Click the link & check em out: http://goldbelly.com/guy-fieri
(https://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2019_26/1453192/guy-fieri-s-trashcan-nachos-today-main-190626_eaa67d0c4f88afebbf3c46f931dca1c8.jpg)
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Guy Fieri is awesome - the guy looks like a massive douche but he's been giving restaurant owners free advertising for years now
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Guy Fieri is awesome - the guy looks like a massive douche but he's been giving restaurant owners free advertising for years now
He is actually a good guy, donates a lot of time and money to charities. Doesn't stop me from bashing his trash food though.
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He is actually a good guy, donates a lot of time and money to charities. Doesn't stop me from bashing his trash food though.
#bananapudding
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#bananapudding
Pudding was freaking awesome.
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Pudding was freaking awesome.
I remember nobody touching it
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speaking of Guy Fieri....Puck is dying to go to his restaurant for the next tailgate Friday dinner meet-up.
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I remember nobody touching it
Idiots. My wife made it, not me. Loss4u.
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Idiots. My wife made it, not me. Loss4u.
NOBODY TOLD US THAT
I know for a fact the "salty ham sandwiches" are on you.
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NOBODY TOLD US THAT
I know for a fact the "salty ham sandwiches" are on you.
I didn't cook the country ham, just threw it in a roll. You guys miss out on good southern food. Homos.
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I didn't cook the country ham, just threw it in a roll. You guys miss out on good southern food. Homos.
Yeah, i heard Arbys was good down there.
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Yeah, i heard Arbys was good down there.
No.
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No.
(https://cds.arbys.com/assets/product_item/HalfLbBnC_18_tile_Mobile_768x640.jpg)
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(https://cds.arbys.com/assets/product_item/HalfLbBnC_18_tile_Mobile_768x640.jpg)
Delete this.
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Delete this.
(https://cds.arbys.com/assets/product_item/HalfLbBnC_18_tile_Mobile_768x640.jpg)(https://cds.arbys.com/assets/product_item/HalfLbBnC_18_tile_Mobile_768x640.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/nbrsWdk.png)
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This has to be the 80th time I’ve seen that sandwich in the last 24 hours. I hate it.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210102/7df2ddbf8b6fa07d231c54c95a263831.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/ade__n/status/1347395092953313286?s=19
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https://twitter.com/ade__n/status/1347395092953313286?s=19
Also your hand explodes
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Unrelated PSA: Boar's Head Fiery Chipotle Gourmaise is a freaking game changer.
(https://d2d8wwwkmhfcva.cloudfront.net/800x/d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_d5d67757-15e8-4e88-8079-63093a1d6e61.png)
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https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1352800334100492289?s=09
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NYC should be given back to the indigenous.
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MB would
https://twitter.com/runchrvnda/status/1352725439962353665?s=09
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MB would
https://twitter.com/runchrvnda/status/1352725439962353665?s=09
Ooooh there's bonus stupid in the comments:
Rachel Linder 🥚👻🍌🍀
@RHonestyiskey
Replying to
@runchrvnda
and
@Jassylovesall
For one that is nasty, second cross contamination from using her arms and hands to roll the bread to using her hands for cheese....
Wut
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Ooooh there's bonus stupid in the comments:
Wut
Everybody knows that's how you get botulism
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https://twitter.com/fvckgerry/status/1358298160574070786
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https://twitter.com/fvckgerry/status/1358298160574070786
In principle that's awful, but it's probably better tasting than just straight boxed mac and cheese.
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https://twitter.com/fvckgerry/status/1358298160574070786
smthg smthg white people food no taste or spices having to use boiled cheetos for taste smthg
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/lflxxz/foodie_recipe/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/lflxxz/foodie_recipe/
I wish I was able to capture my face at the moment when she took out the two scrapers
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I wish I was able to capture my face at the moment when she took out the two scrapers
The thing is though, in the last 30 seconds my attitude changed from "this woman is a disgusting lunatic" to "actually that doesn't seem like the most awful thing".
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The thing is though, in the last 30 seconds my attitude changed from "this woman is a disgusting lunatic" to "actually that doesn't seem like the most awful thing".
It would have been better just mixed in a bowl for dip, also without crushing up the chips in it. Or as a proper platter of nachos.
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It would have been better just mixed in a bowl for dip, also without crushing up the chips in it. Or as a proper platter of nachos.
And without the cheez whiz.
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The thing is though, in the last 30 seconds my attitude changed from "this woman is a disgusting lunatic" to "actually that doesn't seem like the most awful thing".
Reasons she's a disgusting lunatic:
why even use the scrapers if you're just going to mix with your hands anyway
for that matter why not just use one freaking spoon for all the mixing/scooping
why not use a freaking bowl
why not heat it so the shredded cheese melts which is the only point of using shredded cheese in anything
why are you mixing lettuce into your 'cheese dip', they will lose anything that makes them distinctive
if its supposed to be 'finger food' how are you planning on eating the rest of that cone without a plate
why film yourself cooking if you're going to make your food look like literal dog excrement
every ingredient is trash
All that being said I've eaten way worse
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The deal-breaker for me is the "raw" taco seasoning. That's like eating lemonade powder.
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I think we can do a proper version of this at the next tailgate.
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you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter
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you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter
It would have been better just mixed in a bowl
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you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter
I use my counter all the time for food - bread dough, pastry, pasta, anything that requires more space than a large board or bowl. Good quality counters that have been properly cleaned are just as hygienic as a board or bowl.
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you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter
Reasons she's a disgusting lunatic:
...
why not use a freaking bowl
Also, from the comments section:
This video makes the most sense if it is a fetish.
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The deal-breaker for me is the "raw" taco seasoning. That's like eating lemonade powder.
^ +1.
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Got some big news for y'all.
https://www.pizzahut.co.uk/restaurants/blog/kfc-pizza/
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Got some big news for y'all.
https://www.pizzahut.co.uk/restaurants/blog/kfc-pizza/
Japanese Dominos had corn and mayo. I said no thanks.
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Japanese Dominos had corn and mayo. I said no thanks.
(https://i.imgur.com/hsdwCrO.jpg)
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210311/5db102863e6419e2965728f09a5ec6ab.jpg)
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https://v.redd.it/8vcpopiuj1o61
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https://v.redd.it/8vcpopiuj1o61
I would just violently excrement.
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Badger's next challenge
https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1373231624419225600?s=19
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https://twitter.com/1WitchyChick/status/1381307297754939395/photo/1
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ey4XxNHWYAI3fpP.jpg)
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I wonder if they would make a sweet onion chicken teriyaki toasted between two cookies.
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I'm kinda hooked on the Subway M&M cookies recently.
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I'm kinda hooked on the Subway M&M cookies recently.
subway cookies are not bad at all if you're unfortunately in a position where you need to resort to eating subway
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https://v.redd.it/4rb8jokyu6v61
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https://twitter.com/projectjosiee/status/1388672650277384193?s=21
Several of these in the thread, it’s either a troll or a diabeetus pandemic
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/m62tp6/is_it_bussin_janelle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/m62tp6/is_it_bussin_janelle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/m62tp6/is_it_bussin_janelle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/m62tp6/is_it_bussin_janelle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Beautiful flowers grow out of excrement
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/mwkgjk/i_have_absolutely_no_words/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/mwkgjk/i_have_absolutely_no_words/
that's gotta be a ploy for attention
some of these have to be
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I don't know how or why but apparently the algorithm makes this profitable somehow.
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I don't know how or why but apparently the algorithm makes this profitable somehow.
By virtue of grown derriere men clicking links to it on their football forums.
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By virtue of grown derriere men clicking links to it on their football forums.
I'm more concerned with how much they get from the subreddit postings.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2021/05/05/cicadas-cooking-recipes/?outputType=amp
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No
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No
"As a chef and executive director of Brooklyn Bugs, whose mission is to promote insects as a sustainable protein source, Joseph Yoon plans to try them at every point in their life cycle, drawing on nose-to-tail ideas of cooking.
“There’s so much beauty in the unknown,” he says. “I plan on just exhausting all the possibilities.”"
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https://twitter.com/bodybycheezits/status/1394815467831824386?s=19
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Making popcorn salad for the tailgate
https://twitter.com/ABetterRed/status/1396528110120706051?s=19
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210526/28392b67b151928c07279ade01c1264b.jpg)
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2021/05/05/cicadas-cooking-recipes/?outputType=amp
https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1400146379075428357?s=19
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muthafuckas better stop tryna eat fvckin cicadas
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muthafuckas better stop tryna eat fvckin cicadas
Food allergies are for the weak
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muthafuckas better stop tryna eat fvckin cicadas
My 90-something year old, 4'0" great-grandmother used to pop handfuls of fried crickets at the dining room table while the rest of us were eating breakfast when I visited my family in Japan as a kid. Pretty sure it scarred me for life.
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i made an important, delicious culinary discovery this morning.
Hard boiled eggs w/ salt and pepper, dipped in pizza sauce.
tell your friends.
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What the freak man
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What the freak man
Phase 2: make it into a poptart
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Phase 2: make it into a poptart
One of these abominations should kill you by this point.
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One of these abominations should kill you by this point.
I can't be stopped, you fool.
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https://v.redd.it/xe0sj8l7mva71
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TIL
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
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TIL
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
did you at least try some?
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did you at least try some?
Tailgate 2022
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Tailgate 2022
*checks notes*.....i'm out.
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Tailgate 2022
I'll bring the surströmming and hákarl
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Just ate a bag of Jelly Bellies. Buttered Popcorn is a disgusting flavour choice and there is no reason for it to exist. Cotton Candy and Watermelon are probably the best flavours.
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https://www.npr.org/2021/07/15/1016464666/kraft-mac-macaroni-and-cheese-ice-cream-for-sale
(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2021/07/15/mac-and-cheese-efca98c53f2fff07755b554c49480e0916dd5cce-s800-c85.webp)
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I'm pretty sure cheese flavored ice cream exists already in some other countries. Regardless, I'll pass.
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https://twitter.com/FoodInsider/status/1415688138840813571?s=19
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I'm pretty sure cheese flavored ice cream exists already in some other countries. Regardless, I'll pass.
Just got surveyed about it:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210716/193848a9243cac8ddf5668396411cd90.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/andrewmarchand/status/1417301020078641154?s=21
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https://twitter.com/andrewmarchand/status/1417301020078641154?s=21
Skyline chili is on my list of things that I would try if I found myself there, but have very little interest in making an effort to do so. It sounds pretty shitty.
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Skyline chili
It's not good
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It's not good
In theory chocolate makes sense as a flavour in chili like in a mole, but it would need to be dark, bitter chocolate and I'll bet they use shitty sugar laden garbage.
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In theory chocolate makes sense as a flavour in chili like in a mole, but it would need to be dark, bitter chocolate and I'll bet they use shitty sugar laden garbage.
Yup, dark unsweetened enriches the flavor however brown sugar can be (sparingly) used as well.
(bowl 'o red, 2022 tailgate)
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https://twitter.com/andrewmarchand/status/1417301020078641154?s=21
I feel like there's no inherent reason chili, cheese, and pasta can't be combined to make a palatable dish, but Cincinnati just went ahead and picked the laziest possible way to do so.
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I feel like there's no inherent reason chili, cheese, and pasta can't be combined to make a palatable dish, but Cincinnati just went ahead and picked the laziest possible way to do so.
Apparently what you named is called a 3 way, add in a layer of beans and raw onions for a 5 way.
It all looks gross either way. I’ve had more appetizing looking chili come out of my poopchute.
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https://twitter.com/bent_n_/status/1423060699845120004?s=19
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https://twitter.com/eggy_gregg/status/1423004693719040002?s=21
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Lawd help the rednecks...
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/10/pepsico-and-boston-beer-to-create-alcoholic-mountain-dew-drink.html
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Lawd help the rednecks...
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/10/pepsico-and-boston-beer-to-create-alcoholic-mountain-dew-drink.html
One of the local craft beer places has been putting out a Mtn Dew clone. I haven't tried it yet but it always sells out instantly when they release it.
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One of the local craft beer places has been putting out a Mtn Dew clone. I haven't tried it yet but it always sells out instantly when they release it.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Mountain_Dew.jpg/180px-Mountain_Dew.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Tito%27s_Vodka_bottle_1.75L_size.jpg/176px-Tito%27s_Vodka_bottle_1.75L_size.jpg)
Problem solved - swig away B
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My preferred unusual soft drink cocktail is Virgil's Root Beer and Jim Beam.
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My preferred unusual soft drink cocktail is Virgil's Root Beer and Jim Beam.
Jim Beam is muck.
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(https://i.redd.it/sgcxulrjgkg71.jpg)
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Jim Beam is muck.
Better than Jack Daniels. And if I'm buying something actually good then I'm not mixing it with a soft drink.
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https://twitter.com/gbbcountry/status/1427086062401241094?s=21
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https://twitter.com/arashmarkazi/status/1427321260933980190?s=21
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https://twitter.com/arashmarkazi/status/1427321260933980190?s=21
Conner Hughes wails in the background.
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https://twitter.com/arashmarkazi/status/1427321260933980190?s=21
Hideous
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https://twitter.com/arashmarkazi/status/1427321260933980190?s=21
Pickles usually make anything better.......not in this case.
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(https://mma.prnewswire.com/media/1594679/Dr_Pepper_FANtastic_Chocolate.jpg?w=500)
I thought about posting this in the Latrine thread.
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(https://mma.prnewswire.com/media/1594679/Dr_Pepper_FANtastic_Chocolate.jpg?w=500)
I thought about posting this in the Latrine thread.
Why do they keep trying to freak up Dr. Pepper?
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Why do they keep trying to freak up Dr. Pepper?
Yep. I mean, Dr Pepper is it's own thing. Just go with it. Same as bacon. Stop trying to freak with bacon, it's the boss.
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https://twitter.com/MadisonSqBakery/status/1437888307048898562?s=19
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https://twitter.com/MadisonSqBakery/status/1437888307048898562?s=19
but why?
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(https://i.imgur.com/sqczJU1.jpg)
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Has anyone had one of these?
https://www.jsonline.com/story/life/green-sheet/2021/08/31/why-raw-meat-cannibal-sandwich-endures-what-the-wisconsin/7906831002/
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Has anyone had one of these?
https://www.jsonline.com/story/life/green-sheet/2021/08/31/why-raw-meat-cannibal-sandwich-endures-what-the-wisconsin/7906831002/
No, but I absolutely would in the right place. Love beef tartare and sushi.
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No, but I absolutely would in the right place. Love beef tartare and sushi.
Yeah, I'd try it once.
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maybe carpaccio and nyotaimori - looks more civilized
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/Carpaccio_de_boeuf.jpg/320px-Carpaccio_de_boeuf.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Nyotaimori_2.jpg)
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210923/3ba765bb3116db1be1f194c8997e995c.jpg)
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https://v.redd.it/j2h2r2solbu71
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I think about 20 would be a safe bet.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211021/fa0820303e439a6b58476f523fc36a5f.jpg)
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I think about 20 would be a safe bet.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211021/fa0820303e439a6b58476f523fc36a5f.jpg)
If I'm eating nothing else, I could push it to 30 I think.
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If I'm eating nothing else, I could push it to 30 I think.
I just realized my brain interpreted it as hard boiled eggs for some reason but it doesn't specify type. So if they're scrambled I could confidently do 30.
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I think about 20 would be a safe bet.
If I'm eating nothing else, I could push it to 30 I think.
I just realized my brain interpreted it as hard boiled eggs for some reason but it doesn't specify type. So if they're scrambled I could confidently do 30.
oink?
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oink?
Just inject some extra insulin in your derriere, sac up and eat 30 eggs you hoo-ha.
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I'm going 40. Raw. Little bit of orange juice in a glass with five at time, like Rocky. Turning them into solids is for suckers.
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This thread gives me hives
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I'm going 40. Raw. Little bit of orange juice in a glass with five at time, like Rocky. Turning them into solids is for suckers.
Dibs on his stuff!
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I'm going 40. Raw. Little bit of orange juice in a glass with five at time, like Rocky. Turning them into solids is for suckers.
Tailgate 2022
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Tailgate 2022
^ capital idea - huevos heaven
11:00 am
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Eggnog_%28cropped%29.jpg/171px-Eggnog_%28cropped%29.jpg)
12:00 noon
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Myers%27s_Original_Dark_Rum.JPG/105px-Myers%27s_Original_Dark_Rum.JPG)
1:00 pm kickoff
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/USMC-111006-M-0901H-008.jpg/359px-USMC-111006-M-0901H-008.jpg)
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Just inject some extra insulin in your derriere, sac up and eat 30 eggs you hoo-ha.
or go the Bo route and dump a half cup of Old Bay on em'
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or go the Bo route and dump a half cup of Old Bay on em'
Whatever works.
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Whatever works.
you need to be stopped at all costs.
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https://twitter.com/okaynaia/status/1451993411486158852?t=lPldu7xox71HY5Y8RRpHHQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/okaynaia/status/1451993411486158852?t=lPldu7xox71HY5Y8RRpHHQ&s=19
How? Even with top quality ingredients I'm struggling to figure out how a pot of spaghetti bolognaise comes to $39.
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How? Even with top quality ingredients I'm struggling to figure out how a pot of spaghetti bolognaise comes to $39.
Maybe she's shredding $25 to use as oregano.
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https://twitter.com/BroBible/status/1458117851022233600?t=SsB8-BQsC4rzKC74KqZkBQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/BroBible/status/1458117851022233600?t=SsB8-BQsC4rzKC74KqZkBQ&s=19
And in a similar vein, if Gwyneth Paltrow could make a candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina" for her website, Goop, then it stands to reason she should launch her own 'fragrant' line of vodka and call it "This Hootch Taste Like My Hoo-Ha"
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop
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https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1460305487300288516?s=20
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https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1460305487300288516?s=20
If given the opportunity I WILL eat this all in one sitting.
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If given the opportunity I WILL eat this all in one sitting.
Diabeeeetus is waiting for your arrival.
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Diabeeeetus is waiting for your arrival.
I'd be fine dying this way
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I'd be fine dying this way
it's a slow burn. I've been dying from it for 30 years.
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it's a slow burn. I've been dying from it for 30 years.
I'm assuming this alone would kill me.
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https://twitter.com/RajPC1/status/1463633623098216448?t=ZyJC0TI_c8o2tjNTA5M3Vw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/RajPC1/status/1463633623098216448?t=ZyJC0TI_c8o2tjNTA5M3Vw&s=19
I don't know what's more upsetting: that sadness pie or this bean tweet right underneath.
DJ Bien-Aime
@Djbienaime
Zach Wilson also said he’s a Mac and cheese fan.
Bust.
EDIT: For some reason I read that as "not a mac and cheese fan." Judon's got me on edge.
We're cool, Zach Wilson.
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Does Judon just not like cheese?
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Does Judon just not like cheese?
And noodles
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Go home, Utah...you're drunk.
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Utah must burn.
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I discovered that Costco sells massive tubs of pork rinds for under $10. I've had these next to my desk for the last two weeks and I can't stop eating them:
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I discovered that Costco sells massive tubs of pork rinds for under $10. I've had these next to my desk for the last two weeks and I can't stop eating them:
(https://i.imgur.com/g5aNkcf.jpg)
you can never make fun of my palette ever again. You fucked up.
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you can never make fun of my palette ever again. You fucked up.
Pork rinds is gud
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Pork rinds indeed gud.
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you can never make fun of my palette ever again. You fucked up.
It's literally crispy fried pork. The only thing fucked up is that I can't stop eating them.
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Pork rinds is gud
Pork rinds indeed gud.
not a fan
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Pork rinds literally make me gag
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They are good, but I have managed to just avoid eating them for that same reason. I'd shove the whole tub in my face.
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They are good, but I have managed to just avoid eating them for that same reason. I'd shove the whole tub in my face.
Salt rinds
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Pork rind is the culinary term for the skin of a pig. It can be used in many different ways.
It can be rendered, fried in fat, or roasted to produce a kind of pork cracklings (US) or scratchings (UK); these are served in small pieces as a snack or side dish
Pig skin. Yum.
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Anybody ever had chitlins? I've always wanted to try it.
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Anybody ever had chitlins? I've always wanted to try it.
I had them lots growing up. You aren't missing anything.
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Anybody ever had chitlins? I've always wanted to try it.
Not them specifically, but I have tried intestines from one of the yakitori stands near my place in Japan. I immediately wanted my 80 yen back.
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I think about 20 would be a safe bet.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211021/fa0820303e439a6b58476f523fc36a5f.jpg)
One of the few challenges I could do numbers on
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https://twitter.com/stanm3/status/1473002619677384705?s=21
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^ any food involving green olives should be punishable by death.
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^ any food involving green olives should be punishable by death.
That's what stands out here?
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That's what stands out here?
I figured he'd have been most offended by the parsley for garnish.
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That's what stands out here?
green olives.....even talking about them makes me wretch.
Any further exploration into the dish you posted was nullified immediately
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That's what stands out here?
Olives were the first thing I noticed................ after the parsley and vomit on a waffle.
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Olives were the first thing I noticed................ after the parsley and vomit on a waffle.
MB was ok with the vomit, but olives were a deal breaker.
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MB was ok with the vomit, but olives were a deal breaker.
i blacked out after the olives....freak yo vomit tho
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i blacked out after the olives....freak yo vomit tho
MB was ok with the vomit, but olives were a deal breaker.
EWWWWWW!!!!!!
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I am supposed to make a baked clam dip, which is freaking amazing, for Xmas Eve 700 fish dinner. As a gag, to make people gag, I am also making this, sans olives.
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I'm honestly a little surprised. Have none of you ever had creamed tuna on toast? This is nothing more than a slight variation on that. It's not something I'd choose to make but it's not offensive.
The olives are a bit weird but again it's not in a whole different flavour dimension to the dish. For example:
https://www.food.com/recipe/creamed-tuna-693
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/39533/creamed-tuna-on-toast/
https://www.thespruceeats.com/creamed-tuna-recipe-3061774
I'd understand if you were a bunch of 20somethings but you're not, you're mostly old enough to remember dishes like this.
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Of course the Brit defends this.
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I'm honestly a little surprised. Have none of you ever had creamed tuna on toast? This is nothing more than a slight variation on that. It's not something I'd choose to make but it's not offensive.
The olives are a bit weird but again it's not in a whole different flavour dimension to the dish. For example:
https://www.food.com/recipe/creamed-tuna-693 (https://www.food.com/recipe/creamed-tuna-693)
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/39533/creamed-tuna-on-toast/ (https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/39533/creamed-tuna-on-toast/)
https://www.thespruceeats.com/creamed-tuna-recipe-3061774 (https://www.thespruceeats.com/creamed-tuna-recipe-3061774)
I'd understand if you were a bunch of 20somethings but you're not, you're mostly old enough to remember dishes like this.
Did you see what that looks like in the pic, why would you eat something that looks so disgusting? Obviously, I only mean if you can stand to look at it without noticing the olives first.
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Of course the Brit defends this.
Yes, defending this entirely British recipe.
https://juliassimplysouthern.com/2020/01/creamed-tuna-on-toast.html
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Did you see what that looks like in the pic, why would you eat something that looks so disgusting? Obviously, I only mean if you can stand to look at it without noticing the olives first.
Lots of delicious things look disgusting. It took a very brave, or very hungry, man to eat the first oyster.
Creamed tuna is fine. It's a meh dish, it's edible without being interesting. I'm not sure that adding olives, whose primary flavour is brine, to a fish dish is particularly out there.
With all the hideous aspic recipes from the 50s it seems weird that you'd pick out a pretty normal dish as being especially awful.
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Lots of delicious things look disgusting. It took a very brave, or very hungry, man to eat the first oyster.
Creamed tuna is fine. It's a meh dish, it's edible without being interesting. I'm not sure that adding olives, whose primary flavour is brine, to a fish dish is particularly out there.
With all the hideous aspic recipes from the 50s it seems weird that you'd pick out a pretty normal dish as being especially awful.
freak you and your green olive fetish
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Lots of delicious things look disgusting. It took a very brave, or very hungry, man to eat the first oyster.
Creamed tuna is fine. It's a meh dish, it's edible without being interesting. I'm not sure that adding olives, whose primary flavour is brine, to a fish dish is particularly out there.
With all the hideous aspic recipes from the 50s it seems weird that you'd pick out a pretty normal dish as being especially awful.
I didn't pick excrement out, it was presented to all of us and it looks like puke on a waffle.
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I didn't pick excrement out, it was presented to all of us and it looks like puke on a waffle.
I will grant you that 1950s marketing was not the finely crafted bundle of lies it is today.
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Yes, defending this entirely British recipe.
https://juliassimplysouthern.com/2020/01/creamed-tuna-on-toast.html
It does fall in line with the English stereotype of god awful cuisine.
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Lots of delicious things look disgusting. It took a very brave, or very hungry, man to eat the first oyster.
Creamed tuna is fine. It's a meh dish, it's edible without being interesting. I'm not sure that adding olives, whose primary flavour is brine, to a fish dish is particularly out there.
With all the hideous aspic recipes from the 50s it seems weird that you'd pick out a pretty normal dish as being especially awful.
The olives aren't remotely the issue, that's just the picky eaters complaining.
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The olives aren't remotely the issue, that's just the picky eaters complaining.
Teriyaki pepperoni.
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I'm late to the party, but I just want to mention green olives are delicious.
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I'm late to the party, but I just want to mention green olives are delicious.
#olivegang
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I'm late to the party, but I just want to mention green olives are delicious.
+1
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https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1477356741826383874?t=dRB4tZBrGTiCTLljbJsW0A&s=19
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Lots of delicious things look disgusting. It took a very brave, or very hungry, man to eat the first oyster.
Tougher to eat: the Hope diamond or the Hope oyster?
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https://twitter.com/TemptingFoodNow/status/1478121211456626705?s=20
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https://twitter.com/TemptingFoodNow/status/1478121211456626705?s=20
I probably would.
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There are very few savory foods that aren't enhanced by adding cheese to them, but fried chicken is one of them.
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There are very few savory foods that aren't enhanced by adding cheese to them, but fried chicken is one of them.
Depends on the context.
Although in this case that one wasn’t the one I’d go for.
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I probably would.
I'm definitely in
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There are very few savory foods that aren't enhanced by adding cheese to them, but fried chicken is one of them.
Also about 98% of Asian dishes and ingredients.
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Also about 98% of Asian dishes and ingredients.
Can confirm.
Cheese on karaage: awful idea. Cheese on a fried chicken cutlet sandwich: works.
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https://twitter.com/TemptingFoodNow/status/1478121211456626705?s=20
I probably would.
I had a waffle cone with fried chicken and maple syrup at a Vermont Lake Monsters game in 2019. Would eat again.
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https://twitter.com/Samynemir/status/1479322405512400898?t=D5f2koGf1Fzw63VcXeG1vA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas
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https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1485196112117964806?t=0bUhVx-wSGOcNitubrJ9hA&s=19
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Damn, that's real? Looks like someone took a excrement on a pie crust.
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Damn, that's real? Looks like someone took a excrement on a pie crust.
throw a dollop of yellow mustard in there and you have the tailgate portapotty special. #KozBroApproved
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https://twitter.com/YooItsAnnaTv/status/1485376223765270528?t=ACwKKrC-C75YOE8DjBLCaQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1485196112117964806?t=0bUhVx-wSGOcNitubrJ9hA&s=19
That gravy looks way too thin and there's too much of it.
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That gravy looks way too thin and there's too much of it.
Peas not mashed enough
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Peas not mashed enough
Missing blue jellied rooster to eat it with.
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Peas not mashed enough
6/10 JFIF
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Korean corn cheese (canned corn, mayonnaise and shredded cheese). Sounds like shlt, looks like shlt, probably not bad half-bagged at 2:00 a.m. with spoon in hand: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1021553-korean-corn-cheese
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Corn_cheese_1.jpg/640px-Corn_cheese_1.jpg)
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Off the McDonalds secret menu
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https://twitter.com/kingtreIII/status/1491074248659521540?t=A5Ue4lAd4ZOKzBpcBjCZrA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/FoodInsider/status/1501196276259504137?s=20
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https://twitter.com/FoodInsider/status/1501196276259504137?s=20
I'm not crazy about the pickle-to-dog ratio but I'd try one.
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I'm not crazy about the pickle-to-dog ratio but I'd try one.
put some spicy mustard on that bad boy, and they may have something.
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put some spicy mustard on in that bad boy, and they may have something.
Did we just start a business?
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Did we just start a business?
LFG
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Corn dogs are awesome and fried pickles are not, so they either just ruined perfectly good corn dogs or semi-rescued awful fried pickles. I'm inclined towards the former, just give me the corn dog and throw the pickles in the bin.
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Corn dogs are awesome and fried pickles are not, so they either just ruined perfectly good corn dogs or semi-rescued awful fried pickles. I'm inclined towards the former, just give me the corn dog and throw the pickles in the bin.
shut up and try one.
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Did we just start a business?
Operation Horsefly
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Operation Horsefly
Horseradish sauce in the dog-pickle. Now we're cookin.
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Corn dogs are awesome and fried pickles are not, so they either just ruined perfectly good corn dogs or semi-rescued awful fried pickles. I'm inclined towards the former, just give me the corn dog and throw the pickles in the bin.
Circle-sliced fried pickles are good. Frying a whole pickle I think would have questionable results.
But I would try one of those.
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Circle-sliced fried pickles are good. Frying a whole pickle I think would have questionable results.
But I would try one of those.
I'm OK with pickles, I just hate them fried. Give me the corn dog and the pickle on the side.
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Worst case scenario it's nothing spectacular.
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https://twitter.com/cmoneymontana/status/1508909640926601223?s=21&t=KV7Wte8nqf7OQLg58urCYA
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https://twitter.com/cmoneymontana/status/1508909640926601223?s=21&t=KV7Wte8nqf7OQLg58urCYA
lmao
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Bone apple tea, indee
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https://twitter.com/hoodcomedyent/status/1509337844678017025?s=21&t=MjPxyuqCxUFl5b5Lc-IrLA
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#barf
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Is this from a '50s cookbook?
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https://twitter.com/Stevekaufmann/status/1517652817707630593?s=20
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https://twitter.com/tasty/status/1518990840928124929?s=20&t=oH3gDbymW_90vZi-X01ooA
say goodbye to your teeth
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https://twitter.com/tasty/status/1518990840928124929?s=20&t=oH3gDbymW_90vZi-X01ooA
say goodbye to your teeth
I got a cavity just watching this
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New way to eat Oreos
https://v.redd.it/7h24gvg195y81
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Satan deliver me from these devils.
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It would appear that the majority of the recipes that she has submitted are some form of ham dish. Click the link and then complete the joke yourself.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/chefs/lorna_cooper
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England brutally subjugated India and portions of SE Asia only to end up here.
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England brutally subjugated India and portions of SE Asia only to end up here.
TBF we have become somewhat expert at curry. She's probably got a ham curry in her portfolio somewhere.
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It would appear that the majority of the recipes that she has submitted are some form of ham dish. Click the link and then complete the joke yourself.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/chefs/lorna_cooper
Dirty rice is actually good although I don't know I'd follow her recipe.
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Honey Baked Ham Curry
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Lorna Cooper
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https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1532413386520248322?s=20&t=m_vcDVZ44iwYLbYc1LNt4w
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https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1532413386520248322?s=20&t=m_vcDVZ44iwYLbYc1LNt4w
Wet naps are a good accompaniment to hot wings too, might as well toss a couple of those in the shake.
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https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1532413386520248322?s=20&t=m_vcDVZ44iwYLbYc1LNt4w
I have concerns but... I'm not ruling it out entirely
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I have concerns but... I'm not ruling it out entirely
i think you need to sober up and re-evaluate
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Is all that excrement in a milkshake? Wtf. Where's the ranch and hot sauce, mixed in the shake? Gat dayum.
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Is all that excrement in a milkshake? Wtf. Where's the ranch and hot sauce, mixed in the shake? Gat dayum.
You should've ordered one at Buffalo Wild Wings that one time.
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Dipping fries in a shake: good
Dipping buffalo wings in ranch: good
Chicken and waffles with syrup: good
Not a huge leap.
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Dipping fries in a shake: good
Dipping buffalo wings in ranch: good
Chicken and waffles with syrup: good
Not a huge leap.
Sociopaths dip fries in a shake
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Sociopaths dip fries in a shake
Only if they skip dipping them in mayo to do it
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Sociopaths dip fries in a shake
Something something teriyaki peperoni.
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Something something teriyaki peperoni.
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Sociopaths dip fries in a shake
Like a stopped clock.
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Sociopaths dip fries in a shake
Like a stopped clock.
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Like a stopped clock.
Wrong most of the time, including this one?
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Wrong most of the time, including this one?
never been wrong in my life
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https://twitter.com/tacobell/status/1534017306883289090?t=UQdSHycxmWZDbMSAkTZ-3w&s=19
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https://twitter.com/tacobell/status/1534017306883289090?t=UQdSHycxmWZDbMSAkTZ-3w&s=19
This is in Minnesota...might have to check this out. Futuristic tacos are the best tacos.
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This is in Minnesota...might have to check this out. Futuristic tacos are the best tacos.
Maybe they could build a conveyor belt and drag it up to Winnipeg for you.
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Maybe they could build a conveyor belt and drag it up to Winnipeg for you.
Demolition Man was right
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Be well!
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Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
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https://youtu.be/r5hULU0EIYw
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https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1536698693369438214?t=rZDuYLzBvsgvnVwoxfK3tg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1536698693369438214?t=rZDuYLzBvsgvnVwoxfK3tg&s=19
(https://c.tenor.com/ooX9Nr1LRsUAAAAM/great-day-coming-to-america.gif)
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Pretty sure this is a joke, but still
https://twitter.com/ManischewitzCo/status/1539697899642265600?t=BplVskDuB-j9Qm486kIYhA&s=19
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"Working 24/6" is a nice touch.
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https://twitter.com/wagoogusjr/status/1541171748250451970?s=21&t=JClgOFuKihk2PF2MVtKoxQ
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https://twitter.com/ridiculousmn/status/1548746322106269698?t=E2bg5VHQm3edLy3BrHB2hw&s=19
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Badger might...
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Badger might...
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Might what? Commit seppuku?
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Might what? Commit seppuku?
take a bite?
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take a bite?
Out of my torso, with cold Japanese steel?
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Out of my torso, with cold Japanese steel?
haha
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stuff the hole in your torso with one of those mini raviolis?
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Tailgate 2022
https://techcrunch.com/2022/07/22/viral-tiktok-pink-sauce-exploded/
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https://twitter.com/xiorabella/status/1516121793756499969?t=lNAcWOuC0hvN9XtWINL46Q&s=19
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https://twitter.com/y2_kazoo/status/1554581246168137728?t=WreFmJQ61Orm1G4Lvd2dcg&s=19
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(https://i.redd.it/d87yowxpt3g91.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1558485518245052417?t=YB2U1C0jpQk6anxRuCApjQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1560392141750296577?t=vJHHTkm7e41sUKeMcCQnCA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1561839619347546112?s=20&t=W6mcAj2jOLdLdGFTnJD2Kg
perfect summer treat
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https://twitter.com/ParkerBranton/status/1564753140771160065?t=-0lHi5sNNnANGS1wJo5ZgQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/flavortown/status/1564662450821050369?t=JOCSBarppbrYKzu1ZEJy0g&s=19
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Now do the burghammer and the joe sloppy.
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1565765310065647617?t=hjySS_02scnJpP9SZWA24w&s=19
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1565872295704498177?t=SaP1OtlFbgCdzXSyQOTmnw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1566812630349713408?s=20&t=kC7K721-IXROODuxLK2pbA
what is this sorcery?
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1566812630349713408?s=20&t=kC7K721-IXROODuxLK2pbA
what is this sorcery?
Tailgate 2022
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1566812630349713408?s=20&t=kC7K721-IXROODuxLK2pbA
what is this sorcery?
Tailgate 2022
I asked my kids their opinion and they said "gross, definitely gross."
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^ better off going with Blue Jellycocks........Blue Jellycocks, the Official Jellycock of JetOffensive
https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/illinois/brain-sandwich-il/
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fry 'em up...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Sheep_brain_2.jpg/266px-Sheep_brain_2.jpg)
and you're good to go..
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Rhododendron
Is a nice flower
Evergreenin'
It lasts forever
But it can't beat Brain power
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Calf_Brains.jpg/645px-Calf_Brains.jpg)
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Rhododendron
Is a nice flower
Evergreenin'
It lasts forever
But it can't beat Brain power
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Calf_Brains.jpg/645px-Calf_Brains.jpg)
Brain chili?
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Brain chili?
Oct. 9th - never! Bringing 5 star 'pot o' red' *****
I've no brains, I don't eat brains, I listen to Bad Brains - that's about it. ; )
Not to sound warped but....check it out (below): fetus at 7:00 o'clock (kid's hand's over his temple)?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Calf_Brains.jpg/645px-Calf_Brains.jpg)
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Oct. 9th - never! Bringing 5 star 'pot o' red' *****
I've no brains, I don't eat brains, I listen to Bad Brains - that's about it. ; )
Not to sound warped but....check it out (below): fetus at 7:00 o'clock (kid's hand's over his temple)?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Calf_Brains.jpg/645px-Calf_Brains.jpg)
Just like finding shapes in the clouds.
But with brains.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/xg9yk6/this_baileys_came_in_a_gift_basket_i_won_at_work
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NyQuil Chicken
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NyQuil Chicken
Have you been going through Charlie’s dream journal again?
EDIT: I just saw the video and I'm not happy about it.
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Epstein take-out
https://www.gadgetreview.com/virgin-boy-eggs
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https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/restaurants/a48042/kfc-chicken-secret-recipe-revealed/
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(https://i.redd.it/qcf3spcz3xr91.jpg)
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(https://i.redd.it/qcf3spcz3xr91.jpg)
(https://media.tenor.com/kS511y92MwQAAAAM/welp-dont-care.gif)
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(https://i.redd.it/qcf3spcz3xr91.jpg)
Lolol, shoveled into a spare dog-poop bag.
Just cut a hole in the corner and jizz it on to your "food type" dinner!
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"The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here."
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bjd41e/aita_for_throwing_away_my_boyfriends_potentially
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https://twitter.com/lincnotfound/status/1582025093265649666?t=-zfHjsa0PjbZIB-8zT-EEw&s=19 (https://twitter.com/lincnotfound/status/1582025093265649666?t=-zfHjsa0PjbZIB-8zT-EEw&s=19)
Photoshopped or not, this will haunt me when I close my eyes.
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How to get huge
https://v.redd.it/50zbq4iw1dw91
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How to get huge
https://v.redd.it/50zbq4iw1dw91
That guy is an absolute bell end.
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That guy is an absolute bell end.
True, but also probably has his/her/its pee-aytch-deee in Nutritionistics and Toxicology from Dr. Oz Food Babe University.
Sidenote: Can't comment in Epic Fud thread without announcing MCRIB IS BACK! (not ironic, I love it)
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That guy is an absolute bell end.
lmao
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221031/0a14dc275f92f9d8d55340570c5a016d.jpg)
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I wasn't sure where to post this.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63499057
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221123/3c898c740d827360dbc7a28f50dd1631.jpg)
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^ cut me off a slice
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https://twitter.com/Laurieluvsmolly/status/1595910130985566211?s=20&t=KP0nWDhtHRmyxfWdlHH8Xw
Auntie Edna?
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https://twitter.com/Laurieluvsmolly/status/1595910130985566211?s=20&t=KP0nWDhtHRmyxfWdlHH8Xw
Auntie Edna?
Done with good quality meat this would be excellent. It's just a beef tartare.
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https://twitter.com/Laurieluvsmolly/status/1595910130985566211?s=20&t=KP0nWDhtHRmyxfWdlHH8Xw
Auntie Edna?
Done with good quality meat this would be excellent. It's just a beef tartare.
Cannibal sandwiches are actually a thing in the Midwest.
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Cannibal sandwiches are actually a thing in the Midwest.
And every year the CDC begs people not to touch them.
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Tailgate 2023, seafood boil on the solo stove
https://v.redd.it/6bsg1tgf0oca1
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https://twitter.com/DjMirnum/status/1617008882957647876?s=19
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https://twitter.com/DjMirnum/status/1617008882957647876?s=19
Mmm...overcooked beef, under cooked vegetables, and soaked cabbage.
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1621252991692017664?t=gRf8mYUmw0L58mxmtpUIdg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/hungu1995/status/1631776331628257288?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://twitter.com/hungu1995/status/1631776331628257288?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
As penance for being dumb enough to click on this, i forced myself to watch the whole thing.
In conclusion...
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/41438753a1dd8e0e30b53aacd4f87293/tumblr_n7bnnx05t71qeablwo1_1280.gif)
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https://twitter.com/hungu1995/status/1631776331628257288?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
No.
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No.
Is this the same dude who eats whole sticks of butter wrapped in bull testicles? Or at least says he does? I'm not invested enough to verify what he's doing aside from confirming that he looks like a jackass.
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https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1634471724237332482?t=vCnuxETbxEk2px59eLcsLA&s=19
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(https://i.redd.it/n8bvl3cq7koa1.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/greentexts_bot/status/1637925783246077952?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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Second worst blue waffle I've ever seen
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i
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https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php
Post your results.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230418/4b5e9771495f82eb3d277fc77ba62972.jpg)
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(https://www.idrlabs.com/graphic/food-disgust?p=6,13,0,56,81,0,50,19&l=EN)
Yeah I'm fussy about my produce.
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(https://www.idrlabs.com/graphic/food-disgust?p=6,13,0,56,81,0,50,19&l=EN)
Yeah I'm fussy about my produce.
Post the percentage you freaking coward.
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Post the percentage you freaking coward.
28.13%
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https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/12z0925/ai_generated_pizza_commercial/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/12z0925/ai_generated_pizza_commercial/)
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I would eat at Pepperoni Hug Spot.
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I would eat at Pepperoni Hug Spot.
(https://media.tenor.com/lXqsq1j6KTUAAAAC/matrix-mouth.gif)
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Fucked up real bad. Accidentally bought the gluten free wraps at the store... did not help that I also bought the cheapest ham possible. Also did not help that I left my lunch at home. Just tried to take one bite for dinner and threw the rest out.
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Don't watch this
https://twitter.com/drnifkin/status/1658991714458116103?t=WbMgBXpyS9gxJ1mQN6YK9Q&s=19
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Don't watch this
https://twitter.com/drnifkin/status/1658991714458116103?t=WbMgBXpyS9gxJ1mQN6YK9Q&s=19
Then don't freaking post it.
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Don't watch this
https://twitter.com/drnifkin/status/1658991714458116103?t=WbMgBXpyS9gxJ1mQN6YK9Q&s=19
Saw the screenshot and noped the freak out
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1658959004293537792?s=20
America is out of control.
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1658959004293537792?s=20
America is out of control.
that is a crime against humanity
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that is a crime against humanity
I notified the authorities when the pancake syrup appeared.
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https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/06/06/cheez-it-rest-stop-opens-limited-time/
the world’s first and only Cheez-it pump that pumps a stream of snacks into your car window
Oh America. Why are you the way that you are?
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https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/06/06/cheez-it-rest-stop-opens-limited-time/
Oh America. Why are you the way that you are?
You can innovate glorious new inventions such as this....but you can't ban guns?
America is retarded.
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https://twitter.com/rampcapitalllc/status/1666615976266219525?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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That dude has definitely done time.
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https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/06/06/cheez-it-rest-stop-opens-limited-time/
Oh America. Why are you the way that you are?
"Oh Great Britain, you are tremendous,
and nobody knows like me" - Sir Paul
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Paul_McCartney%27s_ca.1962_Höfner_500%EF%BC%8F1_%22Violin_Bass%22%2C_2012_Höfner_125th_Anniversary_1887-2012_%22Union_Jack%22_500%EF%BC%8F1_Violin_Bass_%28serial_no._UJ001%29_played_at_Queen%27s_Jubilee_-_Play_It_Loud._MET_%282019-05-13_18.57.32_by_Eden%2C_Janine_and_Jim%29.jpg/159px-thumbnail.jpg)
"take two!"
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Avenue_of_Stars1.jpg/320px-Avenue_of_Stars1.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Canada_topo.jpg/278px-Canada_topo.jpg)
🇬🇧…🏴….🤔….🍁….🇨🇦….😉…😘 j/k JE…(or JC?) ; )
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/The_Man_Without_a_Country_%28Bing_Crosby_album%29_%28album_cover%29.jpg)
You can innovate glorious new inventions such as this....but you can't ban guns?
America is retarded.
Retarded yes, boring no
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Girl_Crazy_poster.jpg/372px-Girl_Crazy_poster.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/beerinator/status/1682391226165624840?s=20
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https://twitter.com/beerinator/status/1682391226165624840?s=20
Would
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Would
"Tastes like...pink?"
*head melts*
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https://twitter.com/beerinator/status/1682391226165624840?s=20
Would
I was gonna hop on board when I thought it was just a nicely done cheeseburger with food coloring, but once I found out about the beet juice, I was out.
I don't do beets.
I don't trust a vegetable that bleeds.
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https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1684172576971423745?s=20
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https://twitter.com/RobertFreundLaw/status/1686050711178706945?t=yb5nCNu9MZHX5bMXBW3iTg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/horror4kids/status/1686737151961001984?s=20
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https://twitter.com/jordanhmichael/status/1688427430359273472?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg
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https://twitter.com/Bornakang/status/1689010845836251143?s=20
they sell these at Universal studios....and they are delicious.
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https://twitter.com/Bornakang/status/1689010845836251143?s=20
they sell these at Universal studios....and they are delicious.
I'm pretty sure they sell donuts with frosting and sprinkles at every Tim Hortons, Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' across the land.
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I'm pretty sure they sell donuts with frosting and sprinkles at every Tim Hortons, Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' across the land.
this is what i was expecting too...but these simpsons donuts tasted better. Almost like cake.
Tim Hortons donuts are shite.
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Tim Hortons donuts are shite.
Even the Mr. Hankey?
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Even the Mr. Hankey?
especially the mr.hankey
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this is what i was expecting too...but these simpsons donuts tasted better. Almost like cake.
Yes, I've always thought that the problem with donuts is that they're not sweet enough, and could be improved by the addition of more sugar.
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Yes, I've always thought that the problem with donuts is that they're not sweet enough, and could be improved by the addition of more sugar.
its more about the flavor profile than the sugar limit
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Canned peas are much much worse than I could have predicted.
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8jfYSpR/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/16n8yzz/taste_the_biscuit/
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1715762998973714718?t=xzV2e_SIyf2sPXMjvbhYqQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1715762998973714718?t=xzV2e_SIyf2sPXMjvbhYqQ&s=19
I was tolerating everything until the pineapple and mayo.
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I was tolerating everything until the pineapple and mayo.
This is where I hit the ejector seat too
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https://www.theonion.com/hormel-introduces-new-chili-formula-for-mothers-who-can-1850993861
Clogged beef glands are a growing problem in America.
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https://www.theonion.com/hormel-introduces-new-chili-formula-for-mothers-who-can-1850993861
Clogged beef glands are a growing problem in America.
I really wish this didn't give me the mental image that it gave me.
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I really wish this didn't give me the mental image that it gave me.
You should check out Meat Canyon on YouTube
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You should check out Meat Canyon on YouTube
How do you think that got in my head in the first place?
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https://twitter.com/timkaine/status/1727824853858713754?t=VZFhkMkz1oZlx_rSYhaFAw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/timkaine/status/1727824853858713754?t=VZFhkMkz1oZlx_rSYhaFAw&s=19
put that on a glizzy
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Creamed onions are awesome, but that doesn't look so appetising.
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Creamed onions are awesome, but that doesn't look so appetising.
Never had them, but I'd try it. It does look like some vomited after chugging a gallon of whole milk.
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Never had them, but I'd try it. It does look like some vomited after chugging a gallon of whole milk.
It's basically pearl onions cooked in a boozy cheese sauce. They're also really simple to make, I recommend trying it.
In fact I might make some and bring them down next weekend.
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https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1733284280330039769?t=4w74GjcpgBBkFkzvMCsJUg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1733284280330039769?t=4w74GjcpgBBkFkzvMCsJUg&s=19
Ever wondered what would happen if Greek immigrants made Bolognese? Come see the horrifying answer in Cincinnati!
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https://twitter.com/mark00923601/status/1733338066738356338?t=KQPZEXkT0FrL7RBuCCuZFQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/mark00923601/status/1733338066738356338?t=KQPZEXkT0FrL7RBuCCuZFQ&s=19
Truly the work of Satan
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Worst French fry style? I nominate crinkle cut.
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Worst French fry style? I nominate crinkle cut.
easily crinkle cut
trash
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In theory crinkle cut should be outstanding as they have greater surface area than straight cut and therefore offer the potential for greater crunch per inch, but they always seem to be undercooked.
For a similar reason, my nomination of worst fry style would be English chip shop style chips. They're generally fat and soggy with little or no exterior crunch, just flabby lumps of uninteresting starch that have to be drenched in salt and vinegar to be palatable. Wedges have a similar problem but are saved by the fact that they're usually coated with spices to provide a more interesting flavour profile.
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For a similar reason, my nomination of worst fry style would be English chip shop style chips.
This is why Freedom Fries happened
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This is why Freedom Fries happened
Settle down there Stormin' Norman, your beloved fries were invented by the Belgians.
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Settle down there Stormin' Norman, your beloved fries were invented by the Belgians.
I'll blame the Dutch for crinkle cut fries then
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Every waffle fry I have had for the last 3 years has been soggy, including the ones I eat at the restaurant.
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I'll blame the Dutch for crinkle cut fries then
There are only two things I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.
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Every waffle fry I have had for the last 3 years has been soggy, including the ones I eat at the restaurant.
This disheartens me as waffle fries are top tier when done correctly.
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Those really thin shoestring fries.
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Those really thin shoestring fries.
Agreed. Absolutely useless as a side. Their best use is a topping on sandwiches.
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Has anyone had Capriotti's fries? That's my vote. They're like halfway between potato chips and fries.
(https://visitsoutherndelaware.com/media/markets/so-del/images/listings/3642/cd981bd80dfa9d83e7e73aa3a16f8230.jpg?w=880&h=660&zoomfit=1)
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Smashburger's rosemary shoestring fries are good.
Crinkle cut is easily the worst, but I'll take them over no fries at all. French fries are my favorite thing to eat.
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What are the GOAT fries?
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T-Loc's Sonoran Dogs in Austin makes carne asada fries that lose points because he uses crinkle cut fries
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T-Loc's Sonoran Dogs in Austin makes carne asada fries that lose points because he uses crinkle cut fries
Xochi in DC uses normal fries for their asada fries. They’re really freaking good.
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Xochi in DC uses normal fries for their asada fries. They’re really freaking good.
there's a Xochi in Houston that serves crickets right as you sit down
I wonder if it's the same chef/restaurant group
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there's a Xochi in Houston that serves crickets right as you sit down
I wonder if it's the same chef/restaurant group
I’ve had crickets. They’re fine.
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My wife and my favorite coffee house (The Witches Brew in West Hempstead) makes incredible fries. They're like 5 Guys fries but extra.
Mad for Chicken has good kimchi fries.
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now I just want kimchi fried rice
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Bojangles' fries are good if they don't over spice them. I love good steak fries. Chickfila waffle fries are good too.
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Worst French fry style? I nominate crinkle cut.
I'm not a fan of potato wedge style fries
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What are the GOAT fries?
5 guys cajun fries are on top of my fry power rankings
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Chickfila waffle fries are good too.
I had my first and only ever Chik-Fil-A a couple of months ago. Fries were ok but nothing special. Sandwich was good, sauces were sugary muck.
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I'm not a fan of potato wedge style fries
I don't understand these words
5 guys cajun fries are on top of my fry power rankings
Yeah, I love 5 Guys Cajun fries
I had my first and only ever Chik-Fil-A a couple of months ago. Fries were ok but nothing special. Sandwich was good, sauces were sugary muck.
Chik-Fil-A is okay to me, but there are other chicken sandwiches I'd rather have. I don't like their fries other than as boats for Chik-Fil-A sauce, which is sugary muck, but it's tasty sugary muck.
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Other fries at the top of my list are Longhorn Steakhouse's seasoned fries, Arby's seasoned curly fries, KFC wedges, and McDonald's (but before they both changed theirs Wendy's and BK's were above McD's, now they're both meh).
Trying to think about fries from a place I don't like, and the only one that really stands out is White Castle's. Crinkle cut is bad enough, but while I love a sack of belly bombs, the fries are straight trash and they taste as steamed as the burgers.
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KFC wedges
I don't think they're a thing anymore, they replaced them with their current fries. They're good; the wedges were better.
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I don't think they're a thing anymore, they replaced them with their current fries. They're good; the wedges were better.
I haven't had KFC in a few years. That's disappointing.
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I don't understand these words
Barbarian!
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I totally forgot about the elite Nathan's fries. Completely bucks the "crinkle cut sucks" trend. I'm not particularly fond of hot dogs, but Nathan's fries and onion rings qualifies as a meal to me.
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I'm not particularly fond of hot dogs
who hurt you?
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My favorite dive has $3 Chicago and Coney dogs for their happy hour and it's the best one in the city.
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who hurt you?
Lol, I'll eat them, but they have to be covered in mustard, onions, and relish. Or chili and cheese. And they're just okay.
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MB ordered teriyaki pepperoni stir fry once again
He can’t keep getting away with this
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MB ordered teriyaki pepperoni stir fry once again
He can’t keep getting away with this
War crime
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MB ordered teriyaki pepperoni stir fry once again
He can’t keep getting away with this
Gulag
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Real ones ride at dawn
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War crime
Mongolia just filed a case against him at the ICJ.
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I had a donut burger in August. No regrets or ill effects.
It has been over a decade since my last Luther burger. I'm due.
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(https://i.imgur.com/P9gniSl.jpeg)
these are the best fries. Fuckin love them.
Talking about fast food…Checkers had the best fries but they’re all gone. Used to love KFC’s potato wedges too but it’s been a long time since I’ve had them.
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https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1748534254378602792?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1748534254378602792?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Based solely on the effort he put in vs. the end product, any citizenship. his guy qualifies for should be revoked and no protection should made toward preserving his life from those who seek it.
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How was he able to bring that massive battery through security?
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(https://i.imgur.com/P9gniSl.jpeg)
these are the best fries. Fuckin love them.
Talking about fast food…Checkers had the best fries but they’re all gone. Used to love KFC’s potato wedges too but it’s been a long time since I’ve had them.
They still have a Checkers at Myrtle/Broadway if you don't mind the K2 zombies.
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There's a Checkers on Hillside Ave a couple of blocks east from the 179th St F station.
There should still be one on Parsons Blvd, a couple of blocks south of the Grand Central too. I haven't been over there in a year or so though. I've seen them in Nassau also.
Their fries and even their burgers are surprisingly good. They look on the signs like they should taste like derriere, but they're pretty standard fast food fare. Their signs are more honest than the big chains.
Checkers also sells their fries frozen. I think I've bought them in Target.
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There's a Checkers on Hillside Ave a couple of blocks east from the 179th St F station.
There should still be one on Parsons Blvd, a couple of blocks south of the Grand Central too. I haven't been over there in a year or so though. I've seen them in Nassau also.
I ought to know this since I work in Jamaica now.
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https://x.com/MadelnCanada/status/1750916569012510942?s=20
let's ride
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Who can create the most fucked up Whopper?
https://www.bk.com/campaigns/mdw
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Who can create the most fucked up Whopper?
https://www.bk.com/campaigns/mdw
https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1757463219180802551?s=20
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Who can create the most fucked up Whopper?
https://www.bk.com/campaigns/mdw
(https://i.imgur.com/I1tQ6kx.png)
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https://x.com/sorry_hat/status/1759412594773733536?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1759631574453153918?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1759631574453153918?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
I hope that guy steps on broken glass barefoot
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https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1762527081764675840?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1762527081764675840?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Would
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Would
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https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1762527081764675840?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
This is the lab where Kardashians are built.
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(https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SGYVPXU3HZ4QZLQZGQOCCYBXIA.jpg&w=1200)
KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut are fully committed to offering exciting new products, as long as those products are made of the same dozen ingredients they've been combining and recombining for decades.
The possibilities are endless! Taco pizza, chicken tacos, chicken pizza, pizza chicken, taco tacos, chickzen izza, but not the choco taco because freak you
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(https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SGYVPXU3HZ4QZLQZGQOCCYBXIA.jpg&w=1200)
KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut are fully committed to offering exciting new products, as long as those products are made of the same dozen ingredients they've been combining and recombining for decades.
The possibilities are endless! Taco pizza, chicken tacos, chicken pizza, pizza chicken, taco tacos, chickzen izza, but not the choco taco because freak you
Do you like weed and beer? Because we here at KFC LOVE it when you consume one or both of those substances and then spend your money ordering our food!
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Do you like weed and beer? Because we here at KFC LOVE it when you consume one or both of those substances and then spend your money ordering our food!
I eat virtually no meat, virtually no dairy, and virtually nothing deep fried, and if I've had a few beers I'm not saying no to a pepperoni cheese fried chicken taco.
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(https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SGYVPXU3HZ4QZLQZGQOCCYBXIA.jpg&w=1200)
KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut are fully committed to offering exciting new products, as long as those products are made of the same dozen ingredients they've been combining and recombining for decades.
The possibilities are endless! Taco pizza, chicken tacos, chicken pizza, pizza chicken, taco tacos, chickzen izza, but not the choco taco because freak you
*check notes*
All major food groups are covered...nothing to see here.
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(https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SGYVPXU3HZ4QZLQZGQOCCYBXIA.jpg&w=1200)
KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut are fully committed to offering exciting new products, as long as those products are made of the same dozen ingredients they've been combining and recombining for decades.
The possibilities are endless! Taco pizza, chicken tacos, chicken pizza, pizza chicken, taco tacos, chickzen izza, but not the choco taco because freak you
Would (and will)
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Would (and will)
Operation Horsefly.....activated
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Operation Horsefly.....activated
This is Operation Botfly
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Operation shitgnat
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This is Operation Botfly
bzzz?
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https://x.com/ClownWorld_/status/1768287523460268520?s=20
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Would
https://twitter.com/SenatorLankford/status/1770810252864205116?t=kyIwXHaewZaI6QxISDksew&s=19
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Would
https://twitter.com/SenatorLankford/status/1770810252864205116?t=kyIwXHaewZaI6QxISDksew&s=19
Amazing
https://twitter.com/86stitt/status/1770926307250975207
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Would
https://twitter.com/SenatorLankford/status/1770810252864205116?t=kyIwXHaewZaI6QxISDksew&s=19
Looks like someone already did. BTW saw a few Peter North references in the comments. Glad to know America is still alive.
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https://x.com/MensHumor/status/1772590937576804450?s=20
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https://x.com/MensHumor/status/1772590937576804450?s=20
Comes out like it goes in.
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this one will get Badger excited
https://x.com/PopCrave/status/1773046757737337004?s=20
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this one will get Badger excited
https://x.com/PopCrave/status/1773046757737337004?s=20
Straight to jail
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(https://i.imgur.com/KN8VUC9.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/KN8VUC9.png)
we should be able to transform than into a poptart. I'll discuss with Heismanberg
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https://x.com/83percenter/status/1774591526129025459?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
https://x.com/edsbs/status/1774640670243758499?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/83percenter/status/1774591526129025459?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
https://x.com/edsbs/status/1774640670243758499?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
abomination
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https://x.com/buckadeath/status/1782166626084819107?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/nigerianprynce/status/1782590134078124299?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg
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https://x.com/nigerianprynce/status/1782590134078124299?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg
That's a direct cause of derriere cancer.