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Title: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2013, 10:33:01 PM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/897405/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2013, 08:31:09 AM
Too early in the morning man. freak.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2013, 08:35:54 AM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/897405/original.jpg)

Is that MB's Krautza?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2013, 01:50:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FxyXlrs.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2013, 07:43:20 PM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/897405/original.jpg)

Pretty sure that sandwich is pregnant.  Or maybe Cromartie was confused and horny.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2013, 11:40:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/amj8fVv.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Coach K on October 24, 2013, 01:41:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/amj8fVv.png)

id hit it.....


with some bacon, lettuce, thin sliced tomato, and hot toast
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2013, 05:10:58 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mcdonald-cuts-heinz-ketchup-ties-40-years-article-1.1497368

I'm putting MB on suicide watch.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 26, 2013, 05:20:48 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mcdonald-cuts-heinz-ketchup-ties-40-years-article-1.1497368

I'm putting MB on suicide watch.

(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Kcorp/noooo.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2013, 09:12:01 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f404bfec6643c68bb9dd6676af4c1663/tumblr_mtanx0poHz1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2013, 11:21:45 AM
^ UkilledKenny.....with frosted flakes.


you bastard.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 27, 2013, 11:22:31 AM
Why are those frosted flakes brown?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2013, 11:24:46 AM
Why are those frosted flakes brown?

laced with TNT.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2013, 12:35:51 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/29/deep-fried-twinkie-burger_n_4173454.html?1383056269&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on October 30, 2013, 12:36:36 PM
laced with TNT.

hahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 12:49:23 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/29/deep-fried-twinkie-burger_n_4173454.html?1383056269&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

BTW I tried a donut burger a while back. It was awesome, but I felt like excrement immediately after my first bite.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 01:00:43 PM
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

BTW I tried a donut burger a while back. It was awesome, but I felt like excrement immediately after my first bite.
I had a donut burger in August. No regrets or ill effects.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ad443ad7a062efb14b7a24f63fa4d10e/tumblr_mvmdlcchqN1qzmowao1_r2_400.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 02, 2013, 10:23:22 PM
Just had one of the worst meals I've eaten in a long time, and it was at a $250 a head "gourmet banquet". Truly atrocious food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 04:45:41 PM
(http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_nellcasey/111213mcrib.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on November 12, 2013, 04:47:41 PM
What's that?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 05:25:48 PM
What's that?
"Raw" McRib
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on November 12, 2013, 07:43:44 PM

"Raw" McRib

Meh. When I'm 3 sheets to the wind, I'll eat anything.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 12, 2013, 08:15:03 PM
(http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_nellcasey/111213mcrib.jpg)

100% Canadian beef......nothing more to see here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 12, 2013, 08:52:59 PM
"Raw" McRib

I would guess it was precooked before frozen.  Doesnt make it any less disgusting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 20, 2013, 03:13:49 PM
http://deadspin.com/mcdonalds-has-10-million-pounds-of-unsold-mighty-wings-1486870874
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: reuben on December 21, 2013, 09:03:48 AM
http://deadspin.com/mcdonalds-has-10-million-pounds-of-unsold-mighty-wings-1486870874

Quote
Jay SaninUSamer Kalaf2091L

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

Thursday 9:10pm

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2014, 10:10:57 AM
The MBGreen online cookbook (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/truly-upsetting-vintage-recipes)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2014, 10:43:01 AM
Mmmm... beef suet.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 08:10:49 AM
I tried my first hard boiled egg this morning.  Not bad. 


/real talk
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on January 17, 2014, 02:19:48 PM
I tried my first hard boiled egg this morning.  Not bad. 


/real talk

How in the hell have you never had a hardboiled egg?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 02:23:57 PM
How in the hell have you never had a hardboiled egg?


I didn't like eggs when i was a kid.  I just never got around to trying one as an adult....until this morning.


EDIT:  ketchup is necessary in this situation too. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 17, 2014, 03:25:12 PM

I didn't like eggs when i was a kid.  I just never got around to trying one as an adult....until this morning.


EDIT:  ketchup is necessary in this situation too.

No no no.  Please tell me you're not a grown man who eats ketchup on his eggs.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2014, 03:27:03 PM
No no no.  Please tell me you're not a grown man who eats ketchup on his eggs.

You already knew this.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 17, 2014, 03:29:44 PM

You already knew this.

I must have blocked it out.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 03:29:45 PM
No no no.  Please tell me you're not a grown man who eats ketchup on his eggs.

I ate an egg mcmuffin slathered in ketchup right in front of you at the Anchor Inn. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 17, 2014, 03:30:29 PM

I ate an egg mcmuffin slathered in ketchup at the Anchor Inn.  You were there.

How did I not make Mexican food after seeing that?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 03:31:12 PM
How did I not make Mexican food after seeing that?

You wanted a bite, i said no.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 19, 2014, 07:29:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1dkglQv.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on January 19, 2014, 07:30:01 PM
freak this world
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2014, 10:57:17 AM
http://imgur.com/a/B4BUP
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on January 26, 2014, 02:37:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1dkglQv.jpg)

da freak is that, like a frozen fish burger ?

No wonder that chicks picture is blurred out, shes gotta be 300 + pounds
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2014, 02:39:53 PM
Definitely a McChicken.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2014, 03:20:22 PM
I didn't like eggs when i was a kid.  I just never got around to trying one as an adult....until this morning.


EDIT:  ketchup is necessary in this situation too. 
You put ketchup on a hard boiled egg? Holy excrement. You're worse than my 3-year-old. Not even joking.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 26, 2014, 03:30:23 PM
(http://archive.firstcoastnews.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/images/130329064839_Bacon%20Condoms%20copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 26, 2014, 04:26:30 PM
You put ketchup on a hard boiled egg? Holy excrement. You're worse than my 3-year-old. Not even joking.

I know...I'm freaking amazing
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on January 26, 2014, 04:32:13 PM
I know...I'm freaking amazing
Hahaha, ok, touché.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 28, 2014, 09:24:43 AM
I've allocated approx 45 mins of my day to daydreaming about the possibilities with this:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1461835_10151953272181112_1859419513_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on January 28, 2014, 12:33:12 PM
^ That is probably terrible
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 28, 2014, 01:15:38 PM
^ That is probably terrible

No idea.  I'd try one though.  Bacon deserves my respect.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2014, 01:22:46 PM
I've allocated approx 45 mins of my day to daydreaming about the possibilities with this:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1461835_10151953272181112_1859419513_n.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h245/davidround/sticky_fake_dog_poo_zpsdadae975.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 28, 2014, 01:28:25 PM
*takes out the white glove*


Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2014, 04:36:27 PM
http://imgur.com/a/x1riF

(http://i.imgur.com/uevfnCm.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 09:40:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RdLTq7W.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on February 04, 2014, 07:44:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kXbgBNV.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2014, 08:07:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kXbgBNV.jpg)

Haha. All jokes aside, that looks awesome.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2014, 06:43:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xuYdjQL.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 10, 2014, 06:24:42 PM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/02/10/274725631/sandwich-monday-subways-fritos-chicken-enchilada-sub

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2014/02/10/composite_custom-6fcd81c45f966379881b584b4a1d6a1e05626018-s40-c85.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 10, 2014, 08:09:30 PM
That looks so terrible
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 10, 2014, 08:10:35 PM
I've taken dumps that look better.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 11, 2014, 07:37:58 AM


MB would inhale that thing and swear it was from Ben and Jacks.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: IATA on February 11, 2014, 09:07:01 AM
So much for the healthy initiative,  eh subway?

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: klaximilian on February 11, 2014, 09:34:50 AM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/02/10/274725631/sandwich-monday-subways-fritos-chicken-enchilada-sub

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2014/02/10/composite_custom-6fcd81c45f966379881b584b4a1d6a1e05626018-s40-c85.jpg)

Gag.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on February 11, 2014, 10:34:42 AM
I'm guessing Jared wasn't consulted for this one?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 11, 2014, 10:45:30 AM
I'm guessing Jared wasn't consulted for this one?

That was completely designed by MB. It has Winnipeg written all over it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 11, 2014, 10:49:28 AM
That was completely designed by MB. It has Winnipeg written all over it.

<3
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 06:39:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xf7sDOC.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 13, 2014, 07:55:20 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/6c63033685c0c180eae08ba0b30e39b1/tumblr_n0yi9gotF31rkt29io1_500.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 08:21:35 PM
.....and they're not bad. Get a bit overpowering if you eat too many.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on February 13, 2014, 09:06:41 PM
Why would anyone prefer a "ketchup chip" to like a french fry with ketchup ?

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 06:16:14 AM
Why would anyone prefer a "ketchup chip" to like a french fry with ketchup ?
must be a side effect of chronic subzero temperatures.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 07:36:06 AM
I don't like ketchup chips, they give me red fingers too much.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
I don't like ketchup chips, they give me red fingers too much.

I bet in high school you used watch porn while eating those things and then ran to tell your friends how your girl was on her period, here look.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 08:24:05 AM
I bet in high school you used watch porn while eating those things and then ran to tell your friends how your girl was on her period, here look.

hahaha

Then i licked my fingers right in front of them. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:31:56 AM
hahaha

Then i licked my fingers right in front of them. 

Hahahah I like the way you think, I may do that at work.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 11:15:54 AM
McD's breakfast

(http://i.imgur.com/H8tLBCs.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 15, 2014, 11:17:55 AM
Is that the barcode number imprinted on the pancakes? Bah!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 15, 2014, 11:19:49 AM
Those pancakes survived the Holocaust
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2014, 11:22:20 AM
Insert your own MBGreen joke here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/pizza-mres_n_4786562.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on February 15, 2014, 02:56:35 PM
Insert your own MBGreen joke here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/pizza-mres_n_4786562.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Sounds like theyre trying to reinvent dominos pizza
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 19, 2014, 02:03:01 PM
I think this is in Bo's backyard.

http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/02/19/video-pizza-hut-employee-caught-peeing-in-kitchen-sink
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 19, 2014, 02:04:22 PM
I think this is in Bo's backyard.

http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/02/19/video-pizza-hut-employee-caught-peeing-in-kitchen-sink

I'm in Virginia.  West Virginia is another world.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 19, 2014, 02:04:34 PM
Pizza Dough gone wild. MB would be dumpster diving:

(http://investorplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Dough-Monster.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2014, 02:05:54 PM
^Hey, free is free.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 19, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
I'm in Virginia.  West Virginia is another world.

Urine pizza hasn't made its way east yet?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2014, 02:07:33 PM
It hasn't made its way yeast.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 19, 2014, 02:11:03 PM
It hasn't made its way yeast.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2014, 02:13:46 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(http://i.imgur.com/J2sMSlX.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 19, 2014, 02:17:59 PM
Best gif
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 19, 2014, 03:09:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/J2sMSlX.gif)

well done
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2014, 06:01:10 PM
Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2014, 06:58:05 PM
Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.
. This is MB's fap fantasy.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2014, 07:19:51 PM
Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.


(http://media.giphy.com/media/F8bo1LU5U5ApG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on March 01, 2014, 08:35:35 PM
Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.

Melt the american cheese over the macaroni.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2014, 09:38:53 PM
(http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-4chan-auto-450087.jpeg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2014, 09:41:08 PM
(http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-4chan-auto-450087.jpeg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAjykZxKIqs
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2014, 08:43:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AqyDaD6.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2014, 09:36:25 AM
^ Weber makes a nice BBQ
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2014, 11:42:43 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2014, 02:21:25 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx

nooooo
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2014, 02:26:56 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx

the first comment destroyed ketchup for me for the rest of eternity.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2014, 10:59:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Awb38IS.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 24, 2014, 12:01:25 AM
I want you to do one of those 4chan posts that goes something like:

> be me
> post some excrement I think is funny on JO
> not realise that it's too small to read and when you click on it to make it full size, you have to scroll across to read each freaking line
> take myself outside and kick myself in the face repeatedly
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 24, 2014, 12:06:24 AM
>be JE
>on line to ride roller coaster
>get to front of line
>ride attendant says I'm 1cm too short to ride
>MFW (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bmTc7yXDRkA/UWbdB5zhzQI/AAAAAAAAARo/CE8fHww2sqw/s1600/Height.jpg)
>La Ronde is rubbish
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 27, 2014, 02:25:14 PM
http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 27, 2014, 02:40:10 PM
http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR

Reading that made me hafta poop.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 27, 2014, 04:43:42 PM
http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR

That looks bad, but not as bad as I was expecting.  I've seen worse.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on March 27, 2014, 09:27:02 PM

http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR

When I'm either drunk or extremely hungover my food standards go out the fuckn window. That being said, I'd still eat every bit of that on a Saturday morning.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 04:51:27 PM
Uh... congrats?

http://www.winnipegsun.com/2013/07/08/winnipeg-named-slurpee-capital-for-14th-straight-year
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 05:23:17 PM
Uh... congrats?

http://www.winnipegsun.com/2013/07/08/winnipeg-named-slurpee-capital-for-14th-straight-year

*kisses biceps*
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2014, 04:56:25 PM
Love the smell of lazy maple bacon cooking, Saul.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: IATA on April 03, 2014, 05:52:22 PM
Love the smell of lazy maple bacon cooking, Saul.

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Had breakfast for dinner,  maple bacon/sausages included.

*takes a excrement*

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 08, 2014, 11:56:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0sf1wuM.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 08, 2014, 11:58:25 AM
Had breakfast for dinner,  maple bacon/sausages included.

*takes a excrement*

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I've tried having breakfast for dinner, but it never mentally fills me up. I always end up just as hungry.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 08, 2014, 12:05:06 PM
My Dad loves breakfast for dinner, it's usually a source of conflict for us, I can't do it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 08, 2014, 12:49:19 PM
Why?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101031175511AAQob6I
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: IATA on April 08, 2014, 01:28:29 PM
Slow suicide

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 08, 2014, 01:46:15 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Sarq8EMcRgduU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 11, 2014, 08:24:57 PM
http://youtu.be/oQYwFND7rHE
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2014, 09:16:09 PM
http://youtu.be/oQYwFND7rHE

Haha so fuckn blatant.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 11, 2014, 10:36:16 PM
hahahaahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2014, 10:39:58 AM
Quote
A few weeks ago i was rifling through my cabinets for a quick snack. None of my stuff seemed to go with anything else I had, but I was starving and too lazy to get dressed and make the trip to Subway, so I made do.

After carefully examining my various orphan ingredients, I decided to do a reinterpretation of tuna salad. Unfortunately, the only mayo I had was some weird derriere hippy stuff I bought from Trader Joe's when I was drunk. It was southwest/chipotle something or another. The stuff was gross. Tasted like someone had taken regular mayonnaise and mixed it with ketchup and ball sweat. But I was hungry, so I mixed it up with a can of tuna.

As I stood in the kitchen eyeing this chunky pink concoction, wondering to myself if I should eat it or just throw it away, I somehow got it in my head that adding that can of imitation crab meat (that I bought in 2009) would be a good idea. Emboldened by this sudden inspiration, I decided to continue adding things.

I mixed in some leftover sauce packets from Taco Bell. I mixed in some Cholula and cumin. Some refried beans and tartar sauce. This was going to be great.

When I felt my masterpiece was complete, I took a step back to admire my canvas. Didn't look so good. Almost seemed angry i had brought it into existence. It honestly reminded me of the stuff that sprayed out of my derriere that time I picked up an intestinal parasite in Panama.

Undeterred by how unappealing my creation appeared, I neertheless settled down on the couch with an entire bowl of the stuff. Turning on an episode of Ghost Adventures, I took my first bite.

I really didn't think it would be that bad. I was wrong. It was rancid and stringy. It tasted like I was eating Jennifer Lopez' yeast infection. The funny thing is that when I looked at that first spoonful that I had spat out onto my TV tray, it actually seemed slightly more appetizing. I still threw away the rest, though.

So, it didn't go well. Still, I felt it needed a name. I thought of the melding of seafood and southwest flavors. It came to me.

"Seamen Fiesta."

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/23m2qc/with_nothing_to_eat_at_home_what_snacks_have_you/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 24, 2014, 03:07:01 PM
http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/04/check-out-these-guytastic-highlights-from-guy-fieris-vegas-kitchen-bar-menu/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2014, 09:36:52 AM
I want to eat a whole box of these and then pass out under my desk.

(http://c3.soap.com/images/products/p/dfd/dfd-382b_1z.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 21, 2014, 04:49:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2r6Wys9.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on May 23, 2014, 08:53:25 AM
That excrement's revolting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 23, 2014, 09:40:35 AM
Hahahahha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 24, 2014, 01:09:00 AM
I don't get it. It's just a head of lettuce and some dressing. Am I missing something?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 24, 2014, 08:25:11 AM
Newman's own salad dressing isn't bad.



/a little bit south of saskatoooon
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 25, 2014, 05:17:57 PM
>be JE
>on line to ride roller coaster
>get to front of line
>ride attendant says I'm 1cm too short to ride
>MFW (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bmTc7yXDRkA/UWbdB5zhzQI/AAAAAAAAARo/CE8fHww2sqw/s1600/Height.jpg)
>La Ronde is rubbish

I freaking live for 4chan posts.  not sure what that website is or who those people are, but I always find them hilarious
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 25, 2014, 07:47:11 PM
I freaking live for 4chan posts.  not sure what that website is or who those people are, but I always find them hilarious

(http://i.imgur.com/1Uirw.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 28, 2014, 12:16:54 PM



I tried a Vietnamese restaurant for lunch today for the first time.  It was awful.


I ordered something simple: fried egg noodles with shrimp/chicken covered in some oily sauce.

The meal was completely soaked in this sauce.  That's what killed it for me.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 03, 2014, 04:12:21 PM
What is MB's favorite Japanese restaurant?




Chuck E. Hana
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 03, 2014, 11:53:06 PM

What is MB's favorite Japanese restaurant?




Chuck E. Hana

Is his favorite Chinese place PF Cheese's?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 04, 2014, 07:04:02 AM
Mongol Garden
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 04, 2014, 07:26:51 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QBwPrMEV-BQ/TrHsDvW0yEI/AAAAAAAAABI/E4Nf1x5Lc5k/s1600/food-hole.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on June 04, 2014, 11:08:12 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpSpnLsCYAEjwkw.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 04, 2014, 11:21:56 AM
"Hey, I found some green excrement growing back here behind the fridge."

"Shove it on a burger and sell it as some Mexican-type excrement!"

(http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/14/2746/19068.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 30, 2014, 11:01:26 AM
http://imgur.com/a/yLFHC
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2014, 11:51:53 AM
We had some cubed watermelon in the fridge that we wanted to finish, so I poured it in a bowl and brought it to the couch.

We both took a bite and immediately spit our pieces back into the bowl, as the watermelon had fermented, creating an explosion of vinegar flavor.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 17, 2014, 08:06:07 PM
How to make egg casserole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvkQMoj8qqA

This guy has really stepped up his game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on July 17, 2014, 08:35:56 PM
I think he needs help.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 23, 2014, 09:56:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6bBrv5C.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on August 19, 2014, 06:13:57 PM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/2e2865fdead34d9f21a0d4a21c7a1567/tumblr_nak8i2EtQX1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 20, 2014, 01:10:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dOmKdbE.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on August 20, 2014, 08:05:35 PM
Why
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2014, 08:11:15 PM
Why

Because MBGreen.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 20, 2014, 09:24:16 PM
That makes me cry in my stomach.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on August 20, 2014, 09:33:33 PM
Apparently it's not bad. The Gummi bears melt when cooked and impart a sweet flavor in the sausage
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 21, 2014, 07:22:26 AM
^It's still horrible and gross to even look at.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2014, 07:33:07 AM
^It's still horrible and gross to even look at.

They looks like turds with multicolored peanuts in them.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2014, 08:28:51 AM
i'll bring those to the tailgate.


Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 21, 2014, 08:39:23 AM
i'll bring those to the tailgate.

20 bucks you will never find that abomination in New York.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2014, 08:42:00 AM
20 bucks you will never find that abomination in New York.

I'll make my own, in the toilet.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 21, 2014, 09:09:15 AM
I'll make my own, in the toilet.

That's where the originals were made.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2014, 09:16:01 AM
That's where the originals were made.

I'm sure you'll be first in line at the grill.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 21, 2014, 09:22:15 AM
I'm sure you'll be first in line at the grill.

For the Taquito's sure.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2014, 09:23:03 AM
For the Taquito's sure.
And 4 gummy bear excrement sausages
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 21, 2014, 09:24:33 AM
And 4 gummy bear excrement sausages

If you say so.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2014, 09:25:06 AM
If you say so.
Bon appetit
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2014, 10:36:48 AM
Bon appetit

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/q_215iQ7KDs/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2014, 02:48:09 PM
From The Oatmeal:

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/asian_food/1.png)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/asian_food/2.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 22, 2014, 09:48:07 AM
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/i-ate-taco-bells-entire-new-dollar-menu-one-sitting-and-heres-what-i-learned-159645
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2014, 11:18:41 AM
Burger King is in talks to acquire Tim Hortons and move joint headquarters to Canada. Not sure how I feel about this.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 25, 2014, 11:34:23 AM
Burger King is in talks to acquire Tim Hortons and move joint headquarters to Canada. Not sure how I feel about this.

Why would you care, you don't strike me as a guy that eats at either place or do you want to keep that excrement food down here in Miami (BK's current HQ).
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2014, 11:46:29 AM
Why would you care, you don't strike me as a guy that eats at either place or do you want to keep that excrement food down here in Miami (BK's current HQ).

I am a big fan of Timmy's, although primarily for a) the coffee loaded with cream and sugar, and b) Timbits (donut holes). As long as both of those remain untouched I don't really care too much.

I suppose it will probably be good for the Canadian tax revenues.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 25, 2014, 12:31:49 PM
I am a big fan of Timmy's, although primarily for a) the coffee loaded with cream and sugar, and b) Timbits (donut holes). As long as both of those remain untouched I don't really care too much.

I suppose it will probably be good for the Canadian tax revenues.

BK is basically a subsidiary of a hedge fund. So all they care about are savings and sucking companies dry. I wouldn't think Timmy's hooking up with them would be a good thing other then more tax revenue for Canada. Sometime in the future they will be spun off, so there's that I suppose.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 25, 2014, 12:47:38 PM
I am a big fan of Timmy's, although primarily for a) the coffee loaded with cream and sugar, and b) Timbits (donut holes). As long as both of those remain untouched I don't really care too much.

I suppose it will probably be good for the Canadian tax revenues.


enjoy the new Whopper timbits.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2014, 01:18:31 PM

enjoy the new Whopper timbits.

Whopper Timbits? So, like, donuts?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on August 25, 2014, 02:07:51 PM
Whopper Timbits? So, like, donuts?

(http://www.tablespoon.com/~/media/Images/Articles/tfa/2013/08/2013-08-29-burger-bites-pxx-580w.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 27, 2014, 09:21:31 PM
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/taco-bell-giving-away-a-lifetime-of-food
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 01, 2014, 10:19:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SHbFbYG.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on September 02, 2014, 12:44:14 AM
If that happened in Winnipeg it would be totally understandable.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: IATA on September 02, 2014, 11:40:12 AM
I too only order dominos when I'm too high to make a sandwich

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2014, 09:37:16 AM
http://www.okcfox.com/story/26454417/weatherford-mcdonalds-sign-falls-trapping-two-people
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 07, 2014, 09:36:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hZdCOTZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 07, 2014, 10:42:59 PM
I would totally eat that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 06:31:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UpK6rcr.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 15, 2014, 03:10:27 PM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on September 15, 2014, 03:13:53 PM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888

LOL


I'm gonna have to try this.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Chrebet86 on September 16, 2014, 11:42:00 PM
I didnt know where to put this, or how to properly but #3 on this list had to be someone from here

http://www.buzzfeed.com/oldelpaso/haikus-that-accurately-portray-your-love-of-cheese?s=mobile
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 19, 2014, 04:08:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mmn95b0.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 20, 2014, 01:20:05 AM
Regular Oreos have always been and will remain my primary munchie of choice.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 20, 2014, 01:20:32 AM
freak the other ones, except for double stuff and maybe the golden ones.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 20, 2014, 01:23:15 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/09/20/enybaba9.jpg)

Btw these fuckn things exist in Japan for whatever reason. "black diamond" burgers. Why?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on September 25, 2014, 10:47:16 AM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/racy-breastaurant-fastest-growing-food-143448488.html (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/racy-breastaurant-fastest-growing-food-143448488.html)

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/LPTDr6uCoSJdkd68IJz0Xg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/This_Racy_%27Breastaurant%27_Is_The-19a507d13ca2e2302b91ad9a38a336d5)


(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/8LPC9AMTFGe10V7HxN0xvw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/This_Racy_%27Breastaurant%27_Is_The-2eb2e4f3747a11ff18f53cb5764a6ad7)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on September 25, 2014, 06:19:29 PM
http://www.thedailymeal.com/news/restaurant-owner-hooks-customers-opium-laced-noodles/092414
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on September 30, 2014, 07:00:51 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/neatolicious/2014/09/29/The-Pizza-Cake-Is-Now-a-Reality/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on September 30, 2014, 08:42:35 PM
Twin Peaks is terrible
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 09:15:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6bBrv5C.png)

god damnit why do I find these things so hilarious
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 30, 2014, 09:18:48 PM
I too only order dominos when I'm too high to make a sandwich

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hahahahahah.  gross
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2014, 10:40:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rD5TdU1.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 11, 2014, 08:58:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qjujW6d.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 11, 2014, 09:00:13 PM
What is that?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 11, 2014, 09:13:44 PM
What is that?

Cup O' Noodles microwaved without any water.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 11, 2014, 09:14:33 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/rD5TdU1.jpg)

"Kill me, please"
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 11, 2014, 09:30:02 PM
Cup O' Noodles microwaved without any water.
Does he have a polo shirt tucked into gym shorts?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 11, 2014, 09:31:23 PM

Does he have a polo shirt tucked into gym shorts?

Just like my dad.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2014, 11:41:28 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/11167092/McDonalds-customer-finds-dead-mouse-in-coffee.html
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 16, 2014, 11:49:12 AM
Most of those type of stories turn out to be complete bullshit.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2014, 08:19:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eCRAeXz.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2014, 09:04:50 PM
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lovesick-chinese-woman--26--dumped-by-boyfriend-spends-entire-week-in-kfc-131549197.html#PirnbTD
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2014, 03:33:15 PM
Just brings back memories of being at my friend (we'll call him Kenny)'s house and eating scrambled eggs with sliced hot dog and crapshup for dinner.

Your post reminded me of this...

This kid I knew in my neighborhood would have the same thing for dinner every night. A bowl of shell pasta with nothing on it except a liberal amount of table salt.

Eating at his house was weird.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 27, 2014, 05:58:55 PM
Your post reminded me of this...

This kid I knew in my neighborhood would have the same thing for dinner every night. A bowl of shell pasta with nothing on it except a liberal amount of table salt.

Eating at his house was weird.

I didn't know you used to live in Winnipeg.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2014, 07:10:06 PM
I didn't know you used to live in Winnipeg.

best salt in North America, jackass.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2014, 08:20:09 AM
...

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2014, 08:26:27 AM
Nooooooo
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 30, 2014, 08:50:03 AM
what the freak
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2014, 08:51:57 AM
I think I am going to hurl.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 05, 2014, 02:01:19 PM
...

Did you at least try it?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2014, 02:41:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DFHcrg3.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 07, 2014, 03:18:44 PM
Plastic bottle of mystery fluid...  Small doses...  GHB?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2014, 03:57:16 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lkng6/tifu_by_eating_a_whole_papa_johns_chili_fritos/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2014, 01:28:57 PM
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move,14238/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 23, 2014, 07:33:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1OiIrLn.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 28, 2014, 11:16:35 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on November 29, 2014, 03:45:30 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/

That was hilarious.


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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 03, 2014, 11:37:23 AM
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on December 04, 2014, 07:27:22 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/

Is this a Fast and Furious joke?  If so, I'm all in.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: insanity on December 06, 2014, 11:52:44 PM
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/

His mug shot is perfect.

"Man... This is bullshit"
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2014, 11:57:07 AM
So yesterday I had some flounder, nothing fancy, just baked in the oven with some spice rub on it.

I take a bite and... something is wrong. I ask my wife what's in this and she says she just used the Cajun Creole spice rub she bought. I take another bite and it's still not right. I tell her something is weird about it, a flavor I can't recognize. She suggests maybe it's cinnamon. At this point I'm done with the fish.

I go into the kitchen, grab the bottle, read the ingredients. Cloves. freak CLOVES.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2014, 11:58:39 AM
Ginger snap flounder
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2014, 04:05:52 PM
Cloves are evil. They are the taste of toothache.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2014, 09:43:59 AM
Cloves are freaking disgusting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on December 09, 2014, 03:37:08 PM
I just don't get their use. I bought that along with a bunch other spices when I first started cooking and couldn't figure out why anyone would put that frap into their food.


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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 09, 2014, 03:43:05 PM
I just don't get their use. I bought that along with a bunch other spices when I first started cooking and couldn't figure out why anyone would put that frap into their food.

I think I might have put some in homemade mulled wine once. It was OK.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2014, 03:51:07 PM
My Mum used to stick them into the outside of a ham when she was roasting it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 09, 2014, 03:55:58 PM
My Mum used to stick them into the outside of a ham when she was roasting it.

I prefer the method of prison-shanking a porK loin and then shoving garlic chunks in the holes.

Edit: god damnit
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on December 15, 2014, 12:12:04 AM
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/14/8d6b76146c02aac481c3921f3a705b50.jpg)

Just had this in Tokyo. Burger King Black Diamond burger, dyed in octopus juice or something. It tasted... weird, but good.


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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 15, 2014, 01:58:19 PM
Enjoy Your Cancer
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2014, 09:53:16 AM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 21, 2014, 07:08:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IkHRko8.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2015, 09:08:59 PM
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2015, 09:51:40 PM
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
How are you still alive?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2015, 09:55:48 PM
7-Elevens in HK served fish balls and dumplings. They were  not very good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2015, 10:00:57 PM
7-Elevens in HK served fish balls and dumplings. They were  not very good.
Tommy:  "WTF is that nasty looking excrement?"
7-11 Asia: "Shark taint with octopus labia cheese"
Tommy: "Gat damn!  I can't even........what the freak? I'll take two of each."
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2015, 10:04:03 PM
Tommy:  "WTF is that nasty looking excrement?"
7-11 Asia: "Shark taint with octopus labia cheese"
Tommy: "Gat damn!  I can't even........what the freak? I'll take two of each."

haha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2015, 05:27:48 AM
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.

the only place I would be headed after that is the damn toilet
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2015, 06:48:32 AM
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.

What did your poor digestive tract ever do to you too deserve this?

Good god did MB hijack your account? No this is real he wouldn't be a Douchebag and ruin the tailgate thread. I hope your colon explodes at an inopportune time, like when you're getting anal.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2015, 08:22:34 AM
I had a sausage, egg and cheese muffin from 7-Eleven on NYD because I had a stinking hangover and it was the only place open in the immediate vicinity. It was hideous, but it did the job.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2015, 09:39:42 AM
I had a sausage, egg and cheese muffin from 7-Eleven on NYD because I had a stinking hangover and it was the only place open in the immediate vicinity. It was hideous, but it did the job.
Did you get salmonella?

Ebola?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2015, 09:57:24 AM
Did you get salmonella?

Ebola?
AIDS
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:20:25 AM

Did you get salmonella?

Ebola?

I'll be on a plane tomorrow so probably Ebola.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2015, 10:24:35 AM
I'll be on a plane tomorrow so probably Ebola.
Better hope NSA isn't tracking these forums

You'll end up locked in a cell in Atlanta
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:36:07 AM
Damn.  Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:37:31 AM

Damn.  Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.

Yeah you would, Mr. McDonalds breakfast.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:40:05 AM
Yeah you would, Mr. McDonalds breakfast.

absolutely not.  The smells that come out of 7-11 are rancid.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:41:36 AM

absolutely not.  The smells that come out of 7-11 are rancid.

Sounds like you're describing McDonalds.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:42:39 AM
Sounds like you're describing McDonalds.

I'm not though.  it's 100% 7-11.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:45:48 AM

I'm not though.  it's 100% 7-11.

You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:46:50 AM
You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.

there's a huge difference.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2015, 10:49:35 AM
(http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-02-Stephen-Colbert.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:50:15 AM

there's a huge difference.

Yes, one appeals directly to children.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:50:31 AM
Badger ate too much 7-11...he's delirious.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:50:49 AM
Yes, one appeals directly to children.

you should be all over it then.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:51:21 AM

Badger ate too much 7-11...he's delirious.

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw McGriddles.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:52:35 AM
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw McGriddles.

Then don't.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 10:54:25 AM
I can't take this further without venturing into being a dick so I won't.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
I can't take this further without venturing into being a dick so I won't.

Enjoy the taquitos
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2015, 11:05:42 AM
You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.
There probably is.

Both 7-11 and McDonald's serve disgusting garbage. But the difference is McDonald's sells a substantially higher volume of that garbage, presumably  an assembly line or something along that line . So they have dedicated staff constantly making it, so those canned eggs (or wherever they're from) while not fresh, are at least (somewhat) freshly prepared.

Meanwhile the excrement at 7-11 is probably made once a day, and sits under a heat lamp for hours.

While neither deserves to be in the same sentence as the word quality, I'd absolutely rather eat the excrement from McDonald's than 7-11. And im pretty sure most people would agree with that sentiment. Of course I'd probably prefer getting my prostate checked over eating either, so there is that too
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2015, 11:08:13 AM
look what you've done now....dcm is involved.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 11:33:38 AM

There probably is.

Both 7-11 and McDonald's serve disgusting garbage. But the difference is McDonald's sells a substantially higher volume of that garbage, presumably  an assembly line or something along that line . So they have dedicated staff constantly making it, so those canned eggs (or wherever they're from) while not fresh, are at least (somewhat) freshly prepared.

Meanwhile the excrement at 7-11 is probably made once a day, and sits under a heat lamp for hours.

While neither deserves to be in the same sentence as the word quality, I'd absolutely rather eat the excrement from McDonald's than 7-11. And im pretty sure most people would agree with that sentiment. Of course I'd probably prefer getting my prostate checked over eating either, so there is that too

That all depends on the individual location. A McDonalds in Brownsville isn't going to have higher standards than anyone.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 04, 2015, 11:55:28 AM
There probably is.

Both 7-11 and McDonald's serve disgusting garbage. But the difference is McDonald's sells a substantially higher volume of that garbage, presumably  an assembly line or something along that line . So they have dedicated staff constantly making it, so those canned eggs (or wherever they're from) while not fresh, are at least (somewhat) freshly prepared.

Meanwhile the excrement at 7-11 is probably made once a day, and sits under a heat lamp for hours.

While neither deserves to be in the same sentence as the word quality, I'd absolutely rather eat the excrement from McDonald's than 7-11. And im pretty sure most people would agree with that sentiment. Of course I'd probably prefer getting my prostate checked over eating either, so there is that too

What's your take on the new Taco Bell breakfast, and a very informative and accurate take. This thread really needed your input.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on January 04, 2015, 12:00:06 PM
What's your take on the new Taco Bell breakfast, and a very informative and accurate take. This thread really needed your input.

I can honestly say ive never eaten at a Taco Bell

You know us conservative folks aren't big on that cultural stuff
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2015, 12:03:49 PM
I can honestly say ive never eaten at a Taco Bell

You're going to get derriere cancer
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2015, 12:04:49 PM
My wife bought breakfast at Burger king one morning out of delirium from lack of sleep.  Looked like someone slapped wet bread on rubber.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2015, 03:05:20 PM
My wife bought breakfast at Burger king one morning out of delirium from lack of sleep.  Looked like someone slapped wet bread on rubber.

did you guys eat breakfast after your morning sex?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2015, 03:10:28 PM
did you guys eat breakfast after your morning sex?
You win this battle.....
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 04, 2015, 03:48:10 PM
Wow great fuckn play.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2015, 06:56:10 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2r7crn/waiters_of_reddit_whats_the_most_ridiculous_order/cnd6l5h
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on January 05, 2015, 03:55:21 PM
Damn.  Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.

Almost always depends on the age of the place.  I refuse to eat at any fast food place that is a over a couple years old.  Same applies to 7-11.  If it's newish and looks clean, I'll take the chance.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2015, 02:31:29 PM
What Taco Bell And McDonald's Meals Look Like After 2 Years Of Just Sitting There (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-mcdonalds-meals-look-192415924.html)


Partial quote:
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A Michigan chiropractor has been saving a Taco bell chicken taco and McDonald's cheeseburger with fries for years, and none of the items have appeared to rot.
 Dr. Jaqueline Vaughn purchased the meals two years ago and put them on display in her office, Vaughn Chiropractic, in Waterford, Michigan.
 The meals have remained there ever since, sitting uncovered next to the patient sign-in sheet.
None of the food has grown mold or started to smell, according to Jessica Freed, a chiropractic assistant who works in the office.


(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/DSW4IvP15XHRaJGyixCiVA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/What_Taco_Bell_And_McDonald%27s-821284c84e916d68c9637a6aa45ddc87)
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(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.Xvc84W6AIwCgEhgAzHdmQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/What_Taco_Bell_And_McDonald%27s-6abc879a9086cd7b9b63b4cf50ac3585)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2015, 02:40:58 PM
There's a site that shows McDonald's cheeseburgers after 20 years etc.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2015, 02:43:42 PM
Reminded me of this "study":

http://deadspin.com/5984300/what-do-decades-old-athlete-chocolate-bars-taste-like-today-a-test
Title: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2015, 01:11:35 PM
My dad got meat delivered to him from a relative in Michigan.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2015, 01:13:43 PM
My dad got meat delivered to him from a relative in Michigan.

WTF is that? Should I call the police?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2015, 01:21:28 PM

WTF is that? Should I call the police?

Michigan is a little village in Serbia.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2015, 01:24:25 PM
My dad says it's cured ham.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2015, 01:28:18 PM
My dad says it's cured ham.
Oh, well that makes more sense.  It keeps forever.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2015, 09:59:06 PM
http://www.tomonews.net/179410214699008?utm_source=Facebook%20NMAtv&amp;utm_medium=Social%20&amp;utm_campaign=0109%20tooth%20in%20mcdonalds%20fries
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2015, 08:13:37 PM
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/17/d1d47e3a4f99d4490cc8d015b219fa82.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2015, 03:34:11 PM
Poor youth everywhere nervous.

http://abc11.com/traffic/ramen-noodle-truck-crash-blocks-i-95/484394/

(http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/wtvd/images/cms/automation/images/484429_630x354.jpg)

Best comment-

"Total loss: $5.45
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 26, 2015, 09:12:23 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8R97KdCEAA0Chj.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 09:13:28 AM
We need to bring that to the US.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 09:34:24 AM
We need to bring that to the US.

No we really don't.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 09:35:55 AM
No we really don't.

You don't want to see me eat 10 of them?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 09:44:29 AM
You don't want to see me eat 10 of them?

Lol not particularly.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 26, 2015, 09:53:49 AM
Puck only likes kosher double down hotdogs....which they dont make yet.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2015, 11:27:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Nf6I2Kt.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2015, 11:09:40 PM
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35819/not-sure-what-to-get-for-valentines-day-how-about-a-chocolate-butthole/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 18, 2015, 06:41:41 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/little-caesars-bacon-pizza-2015-2


(http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/54e50980ecad04911ccfe5e0-600-/little-caesars-bacon-pizza-crust.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on February 18, 2015, 07:40:34 PM
Still not interested.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 18, 2015, 07:51:21 PM
It's Little Caesar's it's one step above Papa John's on the so disgusting it makes you want to puke scale.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 18, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
It's Little Caesar's it's one step above Papa John's on the so disgusting it makes you want to puke scale.

Papa John's is a lot better than Little Caesar's.  Both are terrible.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 18, 2015, 10:12:53 PM

Papa John's is a lot better than Little Caesar's.  Both are terrible.

False.  Little Caesars is light years better than Papa Johns and much cheaper.  I'd eat Little Caesars.  Of course, I also don't consider it real pizza.  It's pizza in the same way Taco Bell in Mexican food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 18, 2015, 10:13:29 PM
Oh and the bacon pizza looks disgusting.  The freaking pan crust sucks on any pizza.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 19, 2015, 06:17:56 AM
I hate all foods more than what I like.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on February 19, 2015, 06:24:47 AM
Wut?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2015, 03:15:25 PM
I just ate a full bag of maple covered popcorn. 54g of sugar. I feel quite sick now.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2015, 03:46:58 PM
I just ate a full bag of maple covered popcorn. 54g of sugar. I feel quite sick now.
Taking a break from elven bread?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 03, 2015, 09:17:13 PM
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/03/0599f351e96270010315bf741b412234.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on March 03, 2015, 09:43:37 PM
Ugh
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 03, 2015, 10:00:46 PM
Haha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2015, 11:10:35 PM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2015/03/09/391905688/sandwich-monday-pizza-flavored-salad-dressing
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 10:42:38 AM
Sour cream donuts
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2015, 10:43:38 AM
Sour cream donuts

you are wrong
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 11:16:21 AM
you are wrong

Oh man is he ever. I brought donuts from Dandee donuts in Pompano on the plane to Long Island Xmas. I was mobbed by the flight attendants for the sour cream glazed donuts. I got 9 free vodka's and the endearing love of some very good looking flight attendants (all females). Also they were a hit at the party, no lie. these are the only donuts I like , I think most suck.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 01:07:16 PM
What if I can't stand the taste of sour cream in the slightest and it makes me want to vomit?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 01:08:52 PM
What if I can't stand the taste of sour cream in the slightest and it makes me want to vomit?

You wouldn't even notice it. imo
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2015, 01:15:14 PM
What if I can't stand the taste of sour cream in the slightest and it makes me want to vomit?

Puck is correct
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 01:23:37 PM
Puck is correct

Cool I have no idea about Tim Horton's version.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 01:38:36 PM
You wouldn't even notice it. imo

When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.

When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."

I almost committed murder that day.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 01:41:41 PM

When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.

When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."

I almost committed murder that day.

I don't like cream cheese on bagels but I like cream cheese frosting and cheesecake and excrement like that.  Products including cream cheese.  No cream cheese wontons, though.  I also don't like cottage cheese or ricotta although I like lasagna if there's not too much ricotta.  Gotta be meat lasagna.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 01:51:59 PM
I don't like cream cheese on bagels but I like cream cheese frosting and cheesecake and excrement like that.  Products including cream cheese.  No cream cheese wontons, though.  I also don't like cottage cheese or ricotta although I like lasagna if there's not too much ricotta.  Gotta be meat lasagna.

Is it a textural issue with you? Cream cheese wontons are by and large gross. Ricotta in many dishes is basically tasteless if not done correctly.

When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.

When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."

I almost committed murder that day.

Yeah I get the same thing with mushrooms, which are a textural problem for people. I once put them in a Italian dish I made and someone specifically asked if there were mushrooms in it. I said no. I chopped them up real small as the recipe called for. Lol if they all didn't love it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2015, 01:54:05 PM
Shut up and eat!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on March 19, 2015, 02:08:20 PM
Is it a textural issue with you? Cream cheese wontons are by and large gross. Ricotta in many dishes is basically tasteless if not done correctly.

For the most part this is true, but the ones from Panda Express (at least out here) are awesome.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 02:17:51 PM
For the most part this is true, but the ones from Panda Express (at least out here) are awesome.



I sort of like the ones from PF Chang's but those are crab rangoons with you know actual crab meat and not much cream cheese.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 03:37:03 PM
Is it a textural issue with you? Cream cheese wontons are by and large gross. Ricotta in many dishes is basically tasteless if not done correctly.

Yeah I get the same thing with mushrooms, which are a textural problem for people. I once put them in a Italian dish I made and someone specifically asked if there were mushrooms in it. I said no. I chopped them up real small as the recipe called for. Lol if they all didn't love it.

I grew up without much of a taste for cheese.  I don't think it's predominantly textural.  To this day, I only put cheese on Italian food, salads, and cheeseburgers.  I'll eat it on tacos sometimes, but I won't eat a quesadilla, grilled cheese, etc.  Sour cream fit into the same category.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 03:38:49 PM
I grew up without much of a taste for cheese.  I don't think it's predominantly textural.  To this day, I only put cheese on Italian food, salads, and cheeseburgers.  I'll eat it on tacos sometimes, but I won't eat a quesadilla, grilled cheese, etc.  Sour cream fit into the same category.

I hated sour cream for a really long time, but I've started to like it in small amounts on Mexican food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 03:40:09 PM
I hated sour cream for a really long time, but I've started to like it in small amounts on Mexican food.

I have no use for sour cream as a condiment. I actively avoided it for years but of late I'll occasionally use it to make creamy salsa.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 03:45:12 PM
I have no use for sour cream as a condiment. I actively avoided it for years but of late I'll occasionally use it to make creamy salsa.

I make some surprisingly solid breaded chicken with sour cream. 

Dip tenders in sour cream, then dip them again in crushed up Cheez-its and cayenne pepper.  That is the only use I really have for it.  Quick, easy snack to eat during sporting events.

If it comes on a Mexican dish, I just don't ask for no sour cream like I used to.  It doesn't bother me anymore. 


Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 03:55:34 PM
Must be cultural because I have had sour cream my entire life, my grandma always had it around. She had 3/4 of her stomach removed because of cancer and it was one of the few dairy products she could actually eat and enjoy. I love the stuff but admittedly do not eat it often.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2015, 03:56:49 PM
Sour cream is a staple on perogies with fried onions and bacon
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 03:58:31 PM
Sour cream is a staple on perogies with fried onions and bacon

Eastern European, that's where much of my ancestry is from.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 19, 2015, 04:16:55 PM
Anything prominently featuring potato gets sour cream for me.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 04:27:09 PM
Must be cultural because I have had sour cream my entire life, my grandma always had it around. She had 3/4 of her stomach removed because of cancer and it was one of the few dairy products she could actually eat and enjoy. I love the stuff but admittedly do not eat it often.

Out of 6 people in my immediately family growing up, 4 loved sour cream, 1 tolerated it, and I hated it.

Like I said, though, it says more about me than about sour cream.  I'm sure it's wonderful stuff.  I just had weird tastes as a kid.  What kid doesn't love grilled cheese?  This one.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2015, 04:34:37 PM
Sour cream is great, I put it on fajitas and as MB says a perogie isn't right without sour cream.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on March 19, 2015, 04:59:31 PM

Anything prominently featuring potato gets sour cream for me.

Same. And fajitas of course. Burritos.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Nope. on March 19, 2015, 05:05:55 PM
Sour cream is a staple on perogies with fried onions and bacon
22 pages and perogies finally get brought up. God bless my Ukrainian-Canadian family.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 05:14:15 PM
Fajitas are shitty white people Mexican food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on March 19, 2015, 05:23:14 PM
Fajitas are shitty white people Mexican food.
As opposed to authentic Mexican which consists of multi-colored bland and cilantro
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 05:45:15 PM

As opposed to authentic Mexican which consists of multi-colored bland and cilantro

False.  Authentic Mexican is outstanding and quite often melts your face.  Bell peppers are at the blandest end of the pepper family.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on March 19, 2015, 05:52:32 PM
False.  Authentic Mexican is outstanding and quite often melts your face.  Bell peppers are at the blandest end of the pepper family.

Iggy is right.  Tex-Mex is garbage for the most part.  The real stuff is awesome. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on March 19, 2015, 07:01:41 PM
Out of curiosity after someone posted that chili's commercial in the other thread.

Which national restaurant chain's/franchises have the best food?

Seems like the overwhelming majority are absolutely disgusting
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 07:05:13 PM
In b4 someone tries to act like the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster are actually good
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on March 19, 2015, 07:22:17 PM
How national are we talking. Places like Bahama Breeze or Macaroni Grill are decent but not as global as say Applebee's or Olive Garden
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 07:26:08 PM
Out of curiosity after someone posted that chili's commercial in the other thread.

Which national restaurant chain's/franchises have the best food?

Seems like the overwhelming majority are absolutely disgusting

Sit down restaurants?  None of them.  There's always a better option around.  For quick food, there are some decent burger places and places like Corner Bakery.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 07:27:33 PM
PF Chang's has ok happy hour, too.  The crispy green beans are good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on March 19, 2015, 07:31:04 PM
Sit down restaurants?  None of them.  There's always a better option around.  For quick food, there are some decent burger places and places like Corner Bakery.
Cheesecake factory isn't too bad. At least most of what they have has the appearance of real food. 

 There aren't many of them, although they're in most states
Title: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 07:42:49 PM
How national are we talking. Places like Bahama Breeze or Macaroni Grill are decent but not as global as say Applebee's or Olive Garden

I haven't been to Macaroni Grill in over a decade but I felt like it was a slightly nicer Olive Garden. Slightly.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 07:57:49 PM

Cheesecake factory isn't too bad. At least most of what they have has the appearance of real food. 

 There aren't many of them, although they're in most states

Cheesecake Factory pumps sugar into its food.  There is not a restaurant on earth that kills my blood sugar more.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on March 19, 2015, 07:59:01 PM
Cheesecake Factory pumps sugar into its food.  There is not a restaurant on earth that kills my blood sugar more.
Not just the desserts but the actual food?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Cane on March 19, 2015, 08:04:01 PM

In b4 someone tries to act like the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster are actually good

In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.

Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 08:14:22 PM
National chains are mainly an abomination, pretty much fried crap. Friday's, Chili's, Olive Garden, Applebee's, Red Lobster etc are freaking horrid.

Cheesecake Factory is tolerable because the menu is gigantic, Carraba' s is tolerable, better than the other Italian places mentioned. They're (Cheesecake Factory sorry for breaking that up) menu items have a gazillion calories so be careful you might have four meals in one.

One place you can get a cheap ok streak is the Longhorn, for the money, it's decent but the menu can be a minefield.

I think BJ' s Steakhouse/Brewhouse is a national chain, they're pretty good, better than anything mentioned here by a longshot.

Other than that, the only time I would go to any of those places, specifically the real crappy one's, is to meet a group or forced.


PF Chang's is ok but not worth a three freaking hour wait at most locations, it's not worth any wait.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2015, 08:25:18 PM
I have a little Mexican joint near me.  I'm in Virginia.  I know it isn't truly authentic, great Mexican food.  They have chips and salsa, they have beer, they have decent burritos, good service, and don't cost an arm and a leg.  I'm good with that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 09:23:16 PM
I have a little Mexican joint near me.  I'm in Virginia.  I know it isn't truly authentic, great Mexican food.  They have chips and salsa, they have beer, they have decent burritos, good service, and don't cost an arm and a leg.  I'm good with that.

I live in bumfuckville South Carolina and I've found a great Mexican restaurant here.

"Alicia's #1"

There are a few mills here that employ a lot of hispanics, so there's a fairly large community here.  $1 tacos, $1 tamales, fried tortillas and salsa come with your meal if you eat in.  Flautas are freaking great. 

Now I'm hungry in the Fud thread. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Nope. on March 19, 2015, 09:25:07 PM
I live in bumfuckville South Carolina and I've found a great Mexican restaurant here.

"Alicia's #1"

There are a few mills here that employ a lot of hispanics, so there's a fairly large community here.  $1 tacos, $1 tamales, fried tortillas and salsa come with your meal if you eat in.  Flautas are freaking great. 

Now I'm hungry in the Fud thread.
Just say chips, you piece of excrement.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 09:28:48 PM
Just say chips, you piece of excrement.

JACKASS

ILL KILL YOU

(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/1e/51/0b/alicia-s-mexican-food.jpg)

not chips, you freak
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 09:38:54 PM
National chains are mainly an abomination, pretty much fried crap. Friday's, Chili's, Olive Garden, Applebee's, Red Lobster etc are freaking horrid.

Cheesecake Factory is tolerable because the menu is gigantic, Carraba' s is tolerable, better than the other Italian places mentioned. They're (Cheesecake Factory sorry for breaking that up) menu items have a gazillion calories so be careful you might have four meals in one.

One place you can get a cheap ok streak is the Longhorn, for the money, it's decent but the menu can be a minefield.

I think BJ' s Steakhouse/Brewhouse is a national chain, they're pretty good, better than anything mentioned here by a longshot.

Other than that, the only time I would go to any of those places, specifically the real crappy one's, is to meet a group or forced.


PF Chang's is ok but not worth a three freaking hour wait at most locations, it's not worth any wait.



Honestly, BJ's was better when it was just a pizza place in Laguna Beach.  It had one little local expansion, then it blew up and just turned all its food to excrement.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 09:39:53 PM
Just say chips, you piece of excrement.

There's an unrelated group of restaurants here called El Tarasco.  All different except for the fried tortillas.  Full tortillas served up in stacks.  You break them into chips yourself.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 09:40:47 PM
In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.

Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.

I like Famous Dave's.  That's probably at the top end for a chain restaurant.  That and Lucille's (I don't know how widespread Lucille's is).

EDIT: Lucille's is California, Nevada, and Arizona only.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 09:43:09 PM
In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.

Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1902781_789314074430094_1499731541_n.jpg?oh=f38f5e985d581d6b4afbbd420d3de1c3&oe=5573F5B0&__gda__=1437773465_ab2af4c1202ae12b1b7bfc5479fbdbdd)

Smokey Joe don't think so though
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 09:46:41 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1902781_789314074430094_1499731541_n.jpg?oh=f38f5e985d581d6b4afbbd420d3de1c3&oe=5573F5B0&__gda__=1437773465_ab2af4c1202ae12b1b7bfc5479fbdbdd)

Smokey Joe don't think so though

Hahaha.

He's not saying it's the best BBQ anywhere, but I'd rather eat there than any other chain restaurants.  If I want legit BBQ, though, I go elsewhere.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 09:50:56 PM
Hahaha.

He's not saying it's the best BBQ anywhere, but I'd rather eat there than any other chain restaurants.  If I want legit BBQ, though, I go elsewhere.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/18560_101887933172715_869007_n.jpg?oh=bcff5607547136ee124b1348a5673572&oe=55B84F02&__gda__=1434030123_2c00c27b47cad4716bc419b1cc409508)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 09:53:53 PM
I'll try any chain once, especially when it's something we don't have in the city or the region. When we went to VA to help in-laws move I had to derail everyone's plan to have McDonalds breakfast to have Hardee's instead.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 09:55:50 PM
I'll try any chain once, especially when it's something we don't have in the city or the region. When we went to VA to help in-laws move I had to derail everyone's plan to have McDonalds breakfast to have Hardee's instead.

Hardee's has some underrated breakfast.  Their biscuits are better than McD's or Burger King.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 19, 2015, 09:57:55 PM
I'll try any chain once, especially when it's something we don't have in the city or the region. When we went to VA to help in-laws move I had to derail everyone's plan to have McDonalds breakfast to have Hardee's instead.

Oh, are we talking about fast food too?

Taco Bell.  It's not Mexican food.  It's Taco Bell.  It's exactly where I go when I want Taco Bell.

Also, Chik Fil A.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2015, 10:01:06 PM

Oh, are we talking about fast food too?

Taco Bell.  It's not Mexican food.  It's Taco Bell.  It's exactly where I go when I want Taco Bell.

Also, Chik Fil A.

I'll be trying Chik Fil A once it opens here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2015, 10:06:12 PM
Fajitas are shitty white people Mexican food.

That may be so but having never lived anywhere further south than Toronto I know freak all about Mexican food, but I know how to make fajitas and I like them.

I went to a high end Mexican restaurant in Chicago (not Rick Bayless's place, the other one) and it was really good. It was a few years ago and I got shitfaced drunk, so I couldn't tell you what I had. It wasn't fajitas.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 10:22:59 PM
Honestly, BJ's was better when it was just a pizza place in Laguna Beach.  It had one little local expansion, then it blew up and just turned all its food to excrement.
Compared to the chain places here, it's pretty good, I haven't had a bad meal there but I order the same 4 or 5 items I know are good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 11:17:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2im6mi0eo
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 20, 2015, 07:38:25 AM
In b4 everyone says every chain restaurant is bad because the kewlest kids don't eat there.

Famous Dave's is the excrement. I love that freaking place.


seconded
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2015, 08:07:26 AM
I'll have to look up Famous Dave's. Not around here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2015, 08:14:24 AM
Never been to Famous Dave's but then again I am not a BBQ fan.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 08:48:41 AM
The biggest (as in # of locations) BBQ chain here is Dallas BBQ, which sucks derriere.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on March 20, 2015, 08:49:02 AM
I'll have to look up Famous Dave's. Not around here.
Is Famous Daves the one that's at Mohegan/Foxwoods?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on March 20, 2015, 10:20:39 AM
Out of curiosity after someone posted that chili's commercial in the other thread.

Which national restaurant chain's/franchises have the best food?

Seems like the overwhelming majority are absolutely disgusting

Chilis has great burgers, and their unlimited soup/salad/chips and salsa thing is pretty tight.  I suppose it depends on the location.  I had this 6" tall burger the other night loaded with bacon, onion rings, and cheddar.  They have a new POS system that allows you to beat the excrement out of the fat fucks at the other tables in trivia games while you wait for food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on March 20, 2015, 10:23:08 AM
Chilis has great burgers, and their unlimited soup/salad/chips and salsa thing is pretty tight.  I suppose it depends on the location.  I had this 6" tall burger the other night loaded with bacon, onion rings, and cheddar.  They have a new POS system that allows you to beat the excrement out of the fat fucks at the other tables in trivia games while you wait for food.
I'll admit I haven't been to a chili's in probably 10 years but their burgers used to be terrible, probably frozen.  Although it's possible that things have changed radically since then.

The only excrement franchise I ever remember having good burgers was Ruby Tuesdays (which I also haven't been to in at least 10 years) and their colossal burger was pretty good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 10:25:02 AM
Actually, I like Five Guys Burgers.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on March 20, 2015, 10:27:01 AM
I'll have to look up Famous Dave's. Not around here.

You live in the south.  You would pee on Famous Dave's.

Hard to come by decent BBQ in the SW, so I'll get the brisket every now and then, but it's nothing special.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2015, 10:29:17 AM
I'll admit I haven't been to a chili's in probably 10 years but their burgers used to be terrible, probably frozen.  Although it's possible that things have changed radically since then.

The only excrement franchise I ever remember having good burgers was Ruby Tuesdays (which I also haven't been to in at least 10 years) and their colossal burger was pretty good.

I've been to Ruby Tuesdays twice. Once in Times Square and once at the mall near Binghamton. The TS one was pretty good, and the food at the other one was straight trash.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on March 20, 2015, 10:31:18 AM
I've been to Ruby Tuesdays twice. Once in Times Square and once at the mall near Binghamton. The TS one was pretty good, and the food at the other one was straight trash.
The food overall was never really good at them. I just remember the colossal burger being this mountainous gluttonous pile of fantasticness
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 20, 2015, 10:56:30 AM
I'll admit I haven't been to a chili's in probably 10 years but their burgers used to be terrible, probably frozen.  Although it's possible that things have changed radically since then.

The only excrement franchise I ever remember having good burgers was Ruby Tuesdays (which I also haven't been to in at least 10 years) and their colossal burger was pretty good.

I went to Ruby Tuesdays' once in Minneapolis....food poisoning.

/Aunt Edna
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 20, 2015, 11:56:18 AM
Actually, I like Five Guys Burgers.

Five guys would be the ideal fast food place if their prices were a little more reasonable.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: NDMick on March 20, 2015, 10:04:07 PM
Five guys would be the ideal fast food place if their prices were a little more reasonable.

Agreed. However, the quantity and quality of fries nearly balances it out.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 20, 2015, 11:44:54 PM

Agreed. However, the quantity and quality of fries nearly balances it out.

Free peanuts!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Coach K on March 25, 2015, 09:55:23 AM
When I worked at camp and it was my staff's turn to make breakfast, we once made stuffed french toast with wild blueberries. We used a thin smear of cream cheese to moisten between the slices where the berries were. You couldn't taste it in the finished product.

When we announced the breakfast menu that morning I think we called it "blueberry cream cheese french toast" and then I had a dozen people inform me "oh, I don't like cream cheese."

I almost committed murder that day.

I did the same thing Cept swap out blueberries for caramelized bananas.

The cream cheese is essential.  But yeah most people can't even notice it unless you tell them.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2015, 10:00:52 AM
I did the same thing Cept swap out blueberries for caramelized bananas.

The cream cheese is essential.  But yeah most people can't even notice it unless you tell them.

That sounds good, unfortunately we had limited fruit resources. Had to pick the berries by hand the day before.

If we had bananas I'd use peanut butter with them, which we had in abundance.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Coach K on March 25, 2015, 10:10:20 AM
That sounds good, unfortunately we had limited fruit resources. Had to pick the berries by hand the day before.

If we had bananas I'd use peanut butter with them, which we had in abundance.

I made the caramelized bananas. Set some whole slices aside then took the rest and mashed them up with the cream cheese into a spread.

Them took the actual caramelized slices n put it on the spread.

Lol I think I have a pic of this achievement in gluttony.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 25, 2015, 10:12:56 AM
It's amazing what you can mask food wise and have a hater down it with delight.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
It's amazing what you can mask food wise and have a hater down it with delight.

A friend of my wife's swears she's completely allergic to fish and that just the smell of it is enough to make her sick for days. She absolutely loves my Thai cooking and in particular yum nua (Thai beef salad), and has eaten it at our house many times before. As yet we haven't told her that it's drenched in fish sauce.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2015, 10:33:31 AM
A friend of my wife's swears she's completely allergic to fish and that just the smell of it is enough to make her sick for days. She absolutely loves my Thai cooking and in particular yum nua (Thai beef salad), and has eaten it at our house many times before. As yet we haven't told her that it's drenched in fish sauce.

You're an poopchute for doing that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 25, 2015, 10:43:14 AM
A friend of my wife's swears she's completely allergic to fish and that just the smell of it is enough to make her sick for days. She absolutely loves my Thai cooking and in particular yum nua (Thai beef salad), and has eaten it at our house many times before. As yet we haven't told her that it's drenched in fish sauce.

Haha that's a perfect example. I have noticed some people's "allergies" are in their head. I think if they had bad food once in their life they can't ever eat it again. A case in point my buddies wife, she's straight off the boat from Cuba.

She has about 10 major "allergies", fish being one of them. In Cuba obviously the masses don't have access to top quality fish even though it's a freaking Island in the middle of some of the most productive tropical waters. Anyhow, they serve frozen fish (goggle eyes) we commonly use as bait here and their product is of dubious quality. Of course she got deathly sick from it and is now allergic.

She says she's allergic, however if you give her fresh fish, she can eat it, no problem. If she knows it's frozen she says she will get sick. If you give her frozen and don't tell her she doesn't get sick. It's weird and I wouldn't try it on everyone because fish allergies can be real but I am sure you get my point.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 25, 2015, 10:44:13 AM
You're an poopchute for doing that.

Come on, really now?






























 You think it's just for doing that?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2015, 10:45:08 AM
It's weird and I wouldn't try it on everyone because fish allergies can be real but I am sure you get my point.

I see where this is going.

RIP MBGreen 1968-2015
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 25, 2015, 10:48:22 AM
I see where this is going.

RIP MBGreen 1968-2015

US: Hey MB want to try this burger? It's not from Aunt Edna.
MB: Sure
MB:  After 3-4 bights.....Wow this is delicious
Us: It's a Shrimp, catfish and Lobster burger with Thai fish sauce and smoked eel.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2015, 10:48:27 AM
I see where this is going.

RIP MBGreen 1968-2015

1968?

lol
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2015, 10:49:10 AM
US: Hey MB want to try this burger? It's not from Aunt Edna.
MB: Sure
MB:  After 3-4 bights.....Wow this is delicious
Us: It's a Shrimp, catfish and Lobster burger with Thai fish sauce and smoked eel.

*amberlamps*
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2015, 10:49:12 AM
1968?

lol

Sorry, 1962-2015
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2015, 10:50:43 AM
Sorry, 1962-2015

I hope your kid looks like Greg Oden
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2015, 10:58:19 AM
You're an poopchute for doing that.

Why? She has eaten it loads of times and never had a problem. It's entirely psychosomatic in her case, she isn't allergic to anything. If I tell her I'll either ruin her entire belief system, or I'll ruin one of her favourite dishes for her forever. I'd be an poopchute if I did tell her.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2015, 11:02:02 AM
Why? She has eaten it loads of times and never had a problem. It's entirely psychosomatic in her case, she isn't allergic to anything. If I tell her I'll either ruin her entire belief system, or I'll ruin one of her favourite dishes for her forever. I'd be an poopchute if I did tell her.
If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived,  you wouldnt.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2015, 11:09:44 AM
If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived,  you wouldnt.

The first time she tried it was when I took it to a potluck and I had no idea of her "allergy", she emailed me the following day telling me how good it was. Didn't think anything more of it until at least two more times later when Mrs E mentioned how funny it was that someone so allergic to fish had no problem with a dish loaded with fish sauce, at which point it seemed easier to just say nothing.

I agree that if I had deliberately given fish-laden food to someone with an allergy and not said anything it would be a dick move, but that wasn't the case. At this point it's probably best left alone.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 25, 2015, 11:12:10 AM
The first time she tried it was when I took it to a potluck and I had no idea of her "allergy", she emailed me the following day telling me how good it was. Didn't think anything more of it until at least two more times later when Mrs E mentioned how funny it was that someone so allergic to fish had no problem with a dish loaded with fish sauce, at which point it seemed easier to just say nothing.

I agree that if I had deliberately given fish-laden food to someone with an allergy and not said anything it would be a dick move, but that wasn't the case. At this point it's probably best left alone.
Fair enough
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2015, 11:16:58 AM
If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived,  you wouldnt.

JE would be drinking fish sauce through a straw.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 29, 2015, 10:55:03 AM
MBGreen just asked if they made White Cheeze Whiz because it would taste great on Arrowroot cookies.  So, that's White Cheeze Whiz on baby cookies.  Snack of champions.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 29, 2015, 11:01:30 AM
MBGreen just asked if they made White Cheeze Whiz because it would taste great on Arrowroot cookies.  So, that's White Cheeze Whiz on baby cookies.  Snack of champions.
MY LIFE FOR YOOOUUUU
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on March 29, 2015, 03:25:00 PM
How many fluffernutter sandwiches is it okay to eat in one day? I think I made it to a healthy dozen a couple of days ago.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 29, 2015, 07:25:16 PM

How many fluffernutter sandwiches is it okay to eat in one day? I think I made it to a healthy dozen a couple of days ago.

As many as you can physically ingest.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 29, 2015, 08:20:39 PM
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 29, 2015, 08:37:52 PM
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
I thought fluffernutter was the lady that gets a guy "ready" offscreen in porno.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 30, 2015, 12:11:14 AM
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.

Flouffernoutter
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 30, 2015, 06:13:40 AM
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.

Fluffernutter describes the disgusting and delicious sandwich perfectly.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 30, 2015, 07:52:51 AM
I didn't like PB&J or Fluffernutter (gross) as a kid.  used to eat sandwiches that were straight up 2 pieces of bread with peanut butter in between.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 30, 2015, 07:58:44 AM
that excrement sounds disgusting.


needs arrowroot cookies
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 08:21:50 AM
I didn't like PB&J or Fluffernutter (gross) as a kid.  used to eat sandwiches that were straight up 2 pieces of bread with peanut butter in between.

It's all retard food anyway.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 08:24:41 AM
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.

It's not like it's a common word or something you'd see on a restaurant menu.

Plus the etymology of the word is completely sensible: Fluff + Peanut Butter = Fluffernutter

Not like Snickerdoodle.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 08:29:40 AM
We bought some cold cuts before the baby was born, and his early arrival threw off our usual food consumption so my wife put them in the freezer shortly after. Yesterday she took them out to thaw and in the evening brought them over to me to see if they were still good, and in the process accidentally spilled cold ham water  all over my shirt.

Don't ask why she thought cold cuts from February would still be OK.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 12, 2015, 01:45:23 PM
ham water

a Winnipeg delight
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2015, 11:57:17 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/18/2dc64067618a7e73f7e1c1c4ae67dc40.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2015, 10:54:51 AM
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7088920
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2015, 12:02:37 PM
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7088920

Make some for the tailgate
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 27, 2015, 12:51:36 PM
Make some for the tailgate

I am making deep fried twizzlers for Tommy.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2015, 01:58:08 PM

I am making deep fried twizzlers for Tommy.

get the freak outa here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 23, 2015, 02:31:01 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/23/b51599709a9070ed7155930768b71349.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2015, 05:40:38 PM
^ looks like a hand on top of a turd.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 23, 2015, 05:44:03 PM
^ looks like a hand on top of a turd.

RACIST!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
RACIST!

Turdist.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 23, 2015, 07:52:45 PM

^ looks like a hand on top of a turd.

It looks like the poop emoji
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Coach K on May 25, 2015, 06:38:24 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/23/b51599709a9070ed7155930768b71349.jpg)

Michelin man fell in molasses
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Coach K on May 25, 2015, 06:38:42 AM
It looks like the poop emoji

Bahahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 26, 2015, 10:09:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

Incredible
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 26, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
That's amazing.  Is that Joe Hisaishi playing in the background?  Turns the video into pure  sad gold.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 11:06:41 AM
That looks freaking gross, so gross MB would love it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 26, 2015, 11:14:26 AM
http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html

He's a registered sex offender with a freaking cooking show on Weber State television.  Leave it to Utah to put a guy convicted of molesting a child on a public university's TV station.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 11:26:47 AM
http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html (http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/UT707960/Steven-Eugene-Reed.html)

He's a registered sex offender with a freaking cooking show on Weber State television.  Leave it to Utah to put a guy convicted of molesting a child on a public university's TV station.

It's almost as bad as all the Arena's that play that scumbag Gary Glitter's music. If it was up to me, I would ban that fucktard from musical existence. I applaud all the Arena's that took the molester's music off their play list.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 26, 2015, 12:40:14 PM
It's almost as bad as all the Arena's that play that scumbag Gary Glitter's music. If it was up to me, I would ban that fucktard from musical existence. I applaud all the Arena's that took the molester's music off their play list.

Anaheim took it off, then somehow it got played in a game and people flipped their excrement.  I think someone probably got fired for it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 12:46:04 PM
Anaheim took it off, then somehow it got played in a game and people flipped their excrement.  I think someone probably got fired for it.


Yeah, can imagine the person playing his garbage getting fired or at best, a severe reprimand only because many people are oblivious to the fact, GG was an unrepentant child molester. I am surprised how many people do not know this.

Thankfully, I can't remember the last time MSG played his crap.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 01:04:57 PM


Yeah, can imagine the person playing his garbage getting fired or at best, a severe reprimand only because many people are oblivious to the fact, GG was an unrepentant child molester. I am surprised how many people do not know this.

Thankfully, I can't remember the last time MSG played his crap.

If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 26, 2015, 01:06:54 PM
If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.

You don't count, Mr. "The Ninth Gate is pretty much my faaaaaavorite movie!"
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 01:19:38 PM
If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.

So in your world an unrepentant child molester is just a run of the mill deviant? Good to know. I don't give a good god damn what consenting adult musicians do, they can excrement in each others mouth for all I care. However when it comes to child molesting over the course of decades, yeah wipe them from existence.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 01:21:02 PM
Hell, I didn't even remember what he did.  I knew it was something porny, but I wasn't sure if he was looking at underage porn or making it or what.  I stopped caring about the details and filed him away as a generic creeper. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
If every artist who turned out to be a deviant scumbag had their work erased then the world would be a much poorer place.

I think we can get by fine without Gary Glitter.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 02:01:06 PM
So in your world an unrepentant child molester is just a run of the mill deviant? Good to know. I don't give a good god damn what consenting adult musicians do, they can excrement in each others mouth for all I care. However when it comes to child molesting over the course of decades, yeah wipe them from existence.

OK, where are you drawing the line? Rapists? Wife beaters? Sadists? You're going to rapidly lose a lot of a good music and art from history depending on where your line is.

I think you can probably separate the art from the individual. I don't give a toss if I don't hear Gary Glitter's music ever again, but I'd rather it were because it's excrement rather than some form of moral high ground.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 02:06:51 PM
Hell, I didn't even remember what he did.  I knew it was something porny, but I wasn't sure if he was looking at underage porn or making it or what.  I stopped caring about the details and filed him away as a generic creeper. 

He keeps getting arrested in Thailand for freaking children. He's a hideous individual who is entirely unrepentant.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 02:09:08 PM
OK, where are you drawing the line? Rapists? Wife beaters? Sadists? You're going to rapidly lose a lot of a good music and art from history depending on where your line is.

I think you can probably separate the art from the individual. I don't give a toss if I don't hear Gary Glitter's music ever again, but I'd rather it were because it's excrement rather than some form of moral high ground.

 I am drawing a line with child molesters, he's a freaking serial child molester, I thought the fact you were molested as a child, you would understand.

Also a sadist? You're watching too much 50 Shades of Grey? I don't care about those, the vast majority are consenting adults, they can curb stomp each other if they would like.  The others, you're just being a fucktard for fucktard sake, my rebuttal to that is freak yourself or I enjoy the NFL.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 02:25:22 PM
He keeps getting arrested in Thailand for freaking children. He's a hideous individual who is entirely unrepentant.

Oh.  Disgusting.  Shows how much I know about famous people issues. I thought he went to prison like 10 years ago for whatever it was he did.  I basically only remember his crazy derriere hair.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 02:31:02 PM
Ha, I just realized that I'm thinking about Phil Spector, not Gary Glitter.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 02:33:07 PM
I am drawing a line with child molesters, he's a freaking serial child molester, I thought the fact you were molested as a child, you would understand.

Also a sadist? You're watching too much 50 Shades of Grey? I don't care about those, the vast majority are consenting adults, they can curb stomp each other if they would like.  The others, you're just being a fucktard for fucktard sake, my rebuttal to that is freak yourself or I enjoy the NFL.

Do you also refuse to eat food prepared by child molesters, or use furniture made by child molesters, or otherwise purchase or enjoy any other product that has been created by a child molester?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 02:36:12 PM
Do you also refuse to eat food prepared by child molesters, or use furniture made by child molesters, or otherwise purchase or enjoy any other product that has been created by a child molester?

If I knew a child molester made my food, I wouldn't eat it.  The rest of your argument is valid.  That would also entail that I actually knew a child molester made it.  But still.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 02:39:38 PM
Do you also refuse to eat food prepared by child molesters, or use furniture made by child molesters, or otherwise purchase or enjoy any other product that has been created by a child molester?

Do you?


Actually, I do. It's a video of a convicted child molester blowing his own head off, it's quite entertaining. I have watched it 100 times.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 02:40:35 PM
If I knew a child molester made my food, I wouldn't eat it.  The rest of your argument is valid.  That would also entail that I actually knew a child molester made it.  But still.

Gary Glitter makes a great slab of ribs doe
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 02:53:33 PM
Do you?


Actually, I do. It's a video of a convicted child molester blowing his own head off, it's quite entertaining. I have watched it 100 times.


I dunno. I imagine I probably do, chances are that someone convicted of some pretty awful offences has at some point been involved in the production of something that I have purchased and enjoyed, and my enjoyment of it has been in no way influenced by their offences.

It's entirely possible for someone to do awful things, and yet not everything that they do be awful. I realise pitchfork brigades make people feel all righteous and stuff but they're a bit pointless for anything other than self-congratulation.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 02:57:21 PM
They should mention that a molester was involved in the making of your product, kind of like they say that your food was made in a factory that also processes peanuts in case you have an allergy.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 02:57:45 PM
Gary Glitter makes a great slab of ribs doe

There's a sauce joke in here somewhere, and I don't want to say it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 03:43:04 PM
I dunno. I imagine I probably do, chances are that someone convicted of some pretty awful offences has at some point been involved in the production of something that I have purchased and enjoyed, and my enjoyment of it has been in no way influenced by their offences.

It's entirely possible for someone to do awful things, and yet not everything that they do be awful. I realise pitchfork brigades make people feel all righteous and stuff but they're a bit pointless for anything other than self-congratulation.

Hahah you're one of the single most self righteous people here. Sorry my disdain for serial child molesters hurts your delicate sensibilities. But go, go fight your crusade against guns and I will fight mine against child molesters.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 03:58:48 PM
Hahah you're one of the single most self righteous people here. Sorry my disdain for serial child molesters hurts your delicate sensibilities. But go, go fight your crusade against guns and I will fight mine against child molesters.

It's funny, because here you are accusing me of being self righteous and yet you're the one putting yourself on  a moral pedestal. "Listen to me shout so much louder than you about how much more I hate paedophiles than you do! Look at how much I hate them! Look!"

If his songs were about playgrounds and candy traps then you'd have a point, but it's just excrement 70s glam rock that sounds like about a hundred other excrement 70s glam rock bands. It's a little bit odd that you think my not being fussed about whether someone plays I'm The Leader Of The Gang equates to defending paedophiles, and more than a bit pathetic that you're just so determined to make sure that EVERYONE KNOWS JUST HOW MUCH YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THEM.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 04:07:21 PM
It's funny, because here you are accusing me of being self righteous and yet you're the one putting yourself on  a moral pedestal. "Listen to me shout so much louder than you about how much more I hate paedophiles than you do! Look at how much I hate them! Look!"

If his songs were about playgrounds and candy traps then you'd have a point, but it's just excrement 70s glam rock that sounds like about a hundred other excrement 70s glam rock bands. It's a little bit odd that you think my not being fussed about whether someone plays I'm The Leader Of The Gang equates to defending paedophiles, and more than a bit pathetic that you're just so determined to make sure that EVERYONE KNOWS JUST HOW MUCH YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THEM.

Moral pedestal? I don't like child molesters/abusers, it's not like this guy was accused and never convicted, he has been convicted multiple times. You are the one defending him like he is kin.

Maybe you get hard watching Shirley Temple and thus you feel compelled to take up a silly fight for no freaking reason. You basically make me laugh, defending the rights of a convicted serial child abusers, but hey go for it. You didn't have to stick your silly face into the discussion between Iggy and I. You just couldn't help yourself.

OMG gunz are so bad, child molesters not so much.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 04:15:08 PM
You're both faggots.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 04:18:25 PM
You're both faggots.

Say that to my face, I am a assault rifle owning bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 04:20:42 PM
Personally I think we should give more guns to child molesters.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 04:21:15 PM
Personally I think we should give more guns to child molesters.

Now that you have a child that makes total sense.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 04:22:50 PM
Moral pedestal? I don't like child molesters/abusers, it's not like this guy was accused and never convicted, he has been convicted multiple times. You are the one defending him like he is kin.

Maybe you get hard watching Shirley Temple and thus you feel compelled to take up a silly fight for no freaking reason. You basically make me laugh, defending the rights of a convicted serial child abusers, but hey go for it. You didn't have to stick your silly face into the discussion between Iggy and I. You just couldn't help yourself.

OMG gunz are so bad, child molesters not so much.

Again, here you go with this bizarre thing you've got going on. I haven't at any point said anything even remotely defensive about him. In fact, my exact quote a few posts back was:

Quote
He keeps getting arrested in Thailand for freaking children. He's a hideous individual who is entirely unrepentant.

I'm not even defending his rights. I'm talking about his music, and art in general, but you've got a pulpit and damn if you're not going to preach. Here's a newsflash for you Puck, everyone hates child molesters. You don't have to prove to anyone just how much you do.

His music has nothing to do with his sexual proclivities. Your position is like saying that you'll never watch Manhattan or Annie Hall or Rosemary's Baby ever again.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 04:31:30 PM
Gary Glitter did the soundtrack for all three movies.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on May 26, 2015, 04:43:35 PM
I am a child molester. Ask me anything.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 26, 2015, 04:51:37 PM
I did not need to see Gary Glitter's name mentioned so many times.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 26, 2015, 04:52:55 PM
Louie CK had a funny but about child molestation. It's something that's so unbelievably abhorrent, not at all acceptable in society, illegal, yet child molestorers still do it, so it must be really amazing for them.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 26, 2015, 06:45:58 PM
Again, here you go with this bizarre thing you've got going on. I haven't at any point said anything even remotely defensive about him. In fact, my exact quote a few posts back was:

I'm not even defending his rights. I'm talking about his music, and art in general, but you've got a pulpit and damn if you're not going to preach. Here's a newsflash for you Puck, everyone hates child molesters. You don't have to prove to anyone just how much you do.

His music has nothing to do with his sexual proclivities. Your position is like saying that you'll never watch Manhattan or Annie Hall or Rosemary's Baby ever again.

Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on May 26, 2015, 06:56:39 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 26, 2015, 06:59:41 PM
Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?

420 honks
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 07:14:11 PM
Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?

Dunno, you'll have to ask MB.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 26, 2015, 07:45:08 PM
You imbeciles destroyed this already shitty thread. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 26, 2015, 07:52:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcB9ZZN_G0
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 26, 2015, 07:52:43 PM
Hey JE, just curious how high my moral pedestal was, was it as high as telling a father he's a excrement Dad because he smoked a little weed? Am I preaching that much or more?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ah

hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 26, 2015, 07:54:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcB9ZZN_G0

I got 20 seconds in, and reached for a box of kleenix because of the feels.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 26, 2015, 07:55:39 PM
I got 20 seconds in, and reached for a box of kleenix because of the feels.

"you just dump the rice into the thing"
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 26, 2015, 08:04:47 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/022011/worst-food-mini-dickmans.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on June 08, 2015, 01:34:05 PM
They call this the McMBGreen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlf2qej33eU
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2015, 01:37:21 PM
They call this the McMBGreen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlf2qej33eU

I hate McDonalds food (outside of breakfast).


Having said that,  being able to add a ton of bacon to your order is pretty slick.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on June 08, 2015, 01:37:51 PM
It was the bacon, ketchup and guacamole that made me think of you.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2015, 01:38:56 PM
It was the bacon, ketchup and guacamole that made me think of you.

guacamole would put me in the Emergency Room.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on June 08, 2015, 01:57:15 PM
Are you allergic to avocados?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2015, 02:03:04 PM
Are you allergic to avocados?

aye
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on June 08, 2015, 02:11:41 PM

aye

That's retarded.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2015, 02:13:02 PM
That's retarded.

This is what I'm going to say in response to any allergy someone tells me about.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2015, 02:21:42 PM
That's retarded.

agreed
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on June 08, 2015, 02:23:24 PM
Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
StarLord: Penicillin
Nurse: That's freaking retarded.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2015, 02:28:45 PM
Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
StarLord: Penicillin
Nurse: That's freaking retarded.

haha


I love guacamole....it really IS retarded.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on June 13, 2015, 06:22:30 PM
I just tried making fluffernutter smores waffles, and it wasn't even close to as good as I thought it would be

Then again I kinda just invented my own  recipe and winged it, plus put wayyy freaking too much on
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 13, 2015, 06:30:43 PM
This idea has great potential.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 13, 2015, 07:52:59 PM

I just tried making fluffernutter smores waffles, and it wasn't even close to as good as I thought it would be

Then again I kinda just invented my own  recipe and winged it, plus put wayyy freaking too much on

Did you use Nutella?  Use Nutella.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 13, 2015, 09:56:16 PM
I'm going to make the waffle s'more happen on July 4th weekend. Stay tuned.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on June 13, 2015, 10:58:39 PM
Did you use Nutella?  Use Nutella.
Nah i mixed peanut butter, fluff  sugar, and almond milk. To make some icing like concoction.
. I have no freaking clue what I was doing, but it ended up being basically like cake icing
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 13, 2015, 11:03:32 PM

Nah i mixed peanut butter, fluff  sugar, and almond milk. To make some icing like concoction.
. I have no freaking clue what I was doing, but it ended up being basically like cake icing

Just use marshmallow creme and Nutella next time.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on June 13, 2015, 11:08:46 PM
Just use marshmallow creme and Nutella next time.
Probably would be a step in the right direction.

My biggest mistake was not having powder sugar and instead using some sugar/Splenda combo blend that probably didn't do me any favors
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2015, 07:50:16 PM
Good news everyone: original content

My mother in law saw this recipe and gave it a whirl:

http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/ritz-cracker-icebox-cake/








Reality:

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/21/c87deec3abbb3d7c6e01e7edab6e4bc5.jpg)

It was deeply upsetting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 21, 2015, 09:20:19 PM
Damn.  Looks like Jabba the Hutt shat his own likeness.

Also, someone with chlamydia played spot the cracker.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 10:28:24 PM
That looks freaking gross.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2012/08/09/dung1_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 23, 2015, 05:34:14 AM
You still ate some of it, didn't you?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 23, 2015, 06:05:04 AM
Actually, no. I tried to look really busy holding my son.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on June 23, 2015, 09:05:51 PM
Good news everyone: original content

My mother in law saw this recipe and gave it a whirl:

http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/ritz-cracker-icebox-cake/








Reality:

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/21/c87deec3abbb3d7c6e01e7edab6e4bc5.jpg)

It was deeply upsetting.
The picture looks far more disgusting than what the actual link describes

I honestly thought it was a mountain of spam and crackers
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2015, 09:07:05 PM
The God-botherer serving plate really completes it. Let's honour His majesty and omnipotence with a pile of cookies and goo!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2015, 11:39:56 PM
Drink enough I would totally eat that excrement.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on June 24, 2015, 12:06:11 AM
Drink enough I would totally eat that and excrement myself.

FYP
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 26, 2015, 09:36:55 PM
I can already smell the ketchup.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 27, 2015, 12:28:38 PM
I can already smell the ketchup.

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/26/8b6f4cfbe2bcf2ebc3e22bdf81ebdce9.jpg)
Enjoy the strip search. Mention my name and they'll use 3 fingers instead of 1.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 27, 2015, 12:54:14 PM
Enjoy the strip search. Mention my name and they'll use 3 fingers instead of 1.

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I mentioned your name.  I need bail money.  And AIDS treatment.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 27, 2015, 01:13:41 PM
I mentioned your name.  I need bail money.  And AIDS treatment.
Hahaha

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 28, 2015, 01:40:42 PM
Almost got some Tim Horton's coffee.  Decided against it.  Didn't want to spend the afternoon pooping.  Still never been there.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 28, 2015, 01:43:10 PM
Almost got some Tim Horton's coffee.  Decided against it.  Didn't want to spend the afternoon pooping.  Still never been there.
Tim Hortons puts cocaine in their coffee. Better stuff than what JFIF is used to.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 28, 2015, 02:11:51 PM
Tim Hortons puts cocaine in their coffee. Better stuff than what JFIF is used to.

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Maybe I should rethink it.....

I can also confirm heroin in the maple syrup.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on June 28, 2015, 02:19:05 PM
Go to Tim's. Order a double-double and thank me later. And if you really want to accelerate the onset of Type 2 diabetes, also get a Boston Cream donut.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on June 28, 2015, 02:23:00 PM
Go to Tim's. Order a double-double and thank me later. And if you really want to accelerate the onset of Type 2 diabetes, also get a Boston Cream donut.
"The Canadian police have been sent to control an American male who is randomly spinning in circles and drinking water by the gallon.  Reports say he sounds retarded or southern."
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 09, 2015, 07:02:14 PM
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on July 10, 2015, 08:12:45 AM
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/ (http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzuv3h3b71qz9m8ro1_400.gif)



But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.

Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.

#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on July 10, 2015, 09:29:45 AM
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/07/kfc-has-created-a-pizza-with-a-fried-chicken-crust/

I'm in.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on July 10, 2015, 09:35:25 AM
I'm in.

(https://eatcleaner.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/child-affected-by-allergies.jpg)
(http://alternative-doctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/food-allergy.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2015, 09:02:57 PM
NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/Cko07
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on July 14, 2015, 09:06:54 PM
Hope Solo losing her virginity caught on camera

(http://i.imgur.com/K7JCFDF.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2015, 07:14:31 PM
https://medium.com/@luckyshirt/dear-guy-who-just-made-my-burrito-fd08c0babb57
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on July 26, 2015, 02:51:51 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3enych/starbucks_new_bbq_beef_brisket/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2015, 12:53:28 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/6d649301123213824a2cd58698032068/tumblr_nsdf4gHBXs1sftkxpo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 03, 2015, 01:04:17 PM
^ mmmm...cake

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2015, 01:04:26 PM
Nooooooooo no no no

It's real.

http://www.heinzitup.com/en/Recipes/G/Great%20Canadian%20Heinz%20Ketchup%20Cake
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 03, 2015, 01:10:12 PM
That cake shows up at the tailgate,  maybe MB does too

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2015, 01:11:48 PM
That cake shows up at the tailgate,  maybe MB does too

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I'm gonna make you eat an entire cake.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 03, 2015, 01:13:39 PM
I'm gonna make you eat an entire cake.
Now now...i like to share

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2015, 02:58:41 PM
Now now...i like to share

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You can share it with a trashcan.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 03, 2015, 03:10:23 PM
You can share it with a trashcan.
You can have the 1st piece.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 07, 2015, 03:27:51 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g5byu/lays_chips_are_getting_burnbut_why_till_now_its/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2015, 10:47:53 AM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11825752_1138708472810302_4837574839405815580_n.jpg?oh=c38e56e3fa9596b61c51025636605380&oe=564BF2BE)


Empire Steak building
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2015, 11:04:57 AM
Who in the name of living freak has a camo-patterned kitchen?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2015, 11:11:08 AM
Who in the name of living freak has a camo-patterned kitchen?

A dude who spends his time making the empire state building out of steak sandwiches, that's who.



But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.

Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.

#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on August 11, 2015, 01:34:11 PM
I want to Rampage the hell out of that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on August 11, 2015, 05:33:06 PM
Who in the name of living freak has a camo-patterned kitchen?

I'd put money on that being a firehouse kitchen.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2015, 05:52:34 PM
I'd put money on that being a firehouse kitchen.
PPWWWCCCHHHHH!!!

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2015, 06:49:46 PM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11831633_10153514996459281_6490273278692476694_n.jpg?oh=86bfd23667c3d5fde426254df7531aa9&oe=567A62D8)


Poutine pie with a bacon crust
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2015, 06:55:00 PM
That might belong in the good food thread.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2015, 07:05:23 PM
That might belong in the good food thread.

I haven't quite processed the awesomeness yet.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2015, 10:31:46 PM
So basically a more complicated pain in the arse way of making a baked potato with bacon, cheese and gravy.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2015, 10:48:51 PM

So basically a more complicated pain in the arse way of making a baked potato with bacon, cheese and gravy.

Baked potatoes are boring garbage.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2015, 10:52:16 PM
Baked potatoes are boring garbage.

How is potato, cheese and gravy baked inside bacon any different to bacon, cheese and gravy on top of baked potato?

Also, baked potatoes are awesome. It's all about the treatment. Pizza bases are boring garbage until they have sauce, cheese and toppings added, and then they're elite.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2015, 10:59:43 PM

How is potato, cheese and gravy baked inside bacon any different to bacon, cheese and gravy on top of baked potato?

Also, baked potatoes are awesome. It's all about the treatment. Pizza bases are boring garbage until they have sauce, cheese and toppings added, and then they're elite.

A baked potato with nothing on it is still a baked potato. A pizza crust with no sauce or cheese is not a pizza.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 12, 2015, 12:12:02 AM
A baked potato with nothing on it is still a baked potato. A pizza crust with no sauce or cheese is not a pizza.

Who eats a baked potato with nothing on it?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2015, 05:17:44 AM

Who eats a baked potato with nothing on it?

dcm probably
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on August 12, 2015, 06:12:41 AM
dcm probably

dcm probably thinks shoes are the same things as potatoes
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 12, 2015, 06:23:06 AM
I like my baked potato with just a little salt and pepper.  Maybe a tiny but of butter if I'm in a fancy mood. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on August 12, 2015, 06:27:26 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/66183_498681390160032_1996619556_n.jpg?oh=f0ff30b1d148cc2f4e4ead55b2bf90c7&oe=56359817)

Smoky Joe knows how to top a backed potato.  Cheese, bacon, and chipotle garlic ranch.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2015, 07:32:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hBR8LJm.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2015, 07:48:12 AM
How is potato, cheese and gravy baked inside bacon any different to bacon, cheese and gravy on top of baked potato?

By the transitive property, you just equated a baked potato to poutine.

MB, is that an OK thing to say?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2015, 07:50:50 AM
By the transitive property, you just equated a baked potato to poutine.

MB, is that an OK thing to say?

bacon is a distinct flavor.  Sprinkling bacon on top of a potato does not equate to poutine being baked in a bacon crust.

I see what JE is saying....but the flavor ratios are different.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 12, 2015, 07:52:50 AM
bacon is a distinct flavor.  Sprinkling bacon on top of a potato does not equate to poutine being baked in a bacon crust.

I see what JE is saying....but the flavor ratios are different.

If they added cheese dust, than it would make the other thread.

But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.

Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.

#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2015, 07:54:28 AM
If they added cheese dust, than it would make the other thread.

This IS the other thread. I'm confused.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 12, 2015, 08:01:24 AM
This IS the other thread. I'm confused.

That's fine dining according to MB.

#bringbackrexbecausebadgerwantstotakehimoralyoranalhehasnoshamewithrex
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2015, 08:02:24 AM
If they added cheese dust, than it would make the other thread.

cheese dust would increase that bacon poutine pie from 4 honks to 5 honks.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 12, 2015, 08:03:25 AM
cheese dust would increase that bacon poutine pie from 4 honks to 5 honks.

On a puke scale sure.


But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.

Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.

#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2015, 08:03:51 AM
On a puke scale sure.

that's only because you're retarded.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 12, 2015, 08:05:32 AM
that's only because you're retarded.

Hahaha 1 honk

But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.

Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.

#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2015, 08:06:50 AM
Hahaha 1 potato

FYP
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 12, 2015, 08:07:22 AM
FYP

Not a baked potato fan.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 16, 2015, 11:23:07 AM
Got some pears from my dad, his friend has a tree. Ate the first one yesterday, it was fine. Started eating the second one, got halfway through it and tasted something bitter. Noticed a brown hollow area in it. Went to the kitchen and started cutting it out when a grub about 3 mm long crawled out of it.

I did not finish the pear.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 16, 2015, 11:30:02 AM
I wouldn't eat another.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 16, 2015, 11:35:02 AM

I wouldn't eat another.

It was the last one.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 16, 2015, 11:44:31 AM
It was the last one.

That's much worse than a hair in my food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on August 17, 2015, 10:52:06 AM
So...  You ate grub excrement?  Pears suck anyways.  You learned a valuable lesson.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 17, 2015, 11:02:09 AM
At least I didn't eat the grub.

/brightside
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 17, 2015, 11:04:21 AM
People all over the world eat grubs, they're pretty good for you. High protein and fat content.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on August 17, 2015, 11:22:48 AM

So...  You ate grub excrement?  Pears suck anyways.  You learned a valuable lesson.

Pears are awesome when they're just right.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on August 17, 2015, 11:30:25 AM
Pears are awesome when they're just right.

I can only eat pears or peaches if they are canned in that awesomely nasty syrup.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 17, 2015, 11:35:48 AM
I like pears but bugs in my fruit give me the Heebie-jeebies.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 17, 2015, 11:39:47 AM
People all over the world eat grubs, they're pretty good for you. High protein and fat content.

I'll bring some to the tailgate for you.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 17, 2015, 11:51:16 AM
I'll bring some to the tailgate for you.

Bring some fried crickets as well. Lets see him eat those.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on August 17, 2015, 11:59:54 AM

Bring some fried crickets as well. Lets see him eat those.

I've had those in HK. They're actually pretty good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 17, 2015, 12:08:29 PM
I've had those in HK. They're actually pretty good.

You were drunk I hope.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 17, 2015, 12:11:31 PM
Bring some fried crickets as well. Lets see him eat those.

In the right environment (i.e. prepared by someone who knows what they're doing) I'd love to try grubs and crickets. Earthworms and grasshoppers from Badger's back yard and cooked on a grill by LJF or Guinness does not qualify as "the right environment".
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on August 17, 2015, 02:13:17 PM
In the right environment (i.e. prepared by someone who knows what they're doing) I'd love to try grubs and crickets. Earthworms and grasshoppers from Badger's back yard and cooked on a grill by LJF or Guinness does not qualify as "the right environment".
Oh...that's the absolute perfect environment.

Sorry boys, it's crickets and grub this year.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 17, 2015, 02:17:54 PM
Oh...that's the absolute perfect environment.

Sorry boys, it's crickets and grub this year.

deferring to 2016 looks even better now.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2015, 07:18:36 PM
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/08/24/433232707/scourge-no-more-chefs-invite-corn-fungus-to-the-plate
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 28, 2015, 09:32:44 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/28/31f8df9d6253ba174713121947086765.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 09, 2015, 03:49:57 PM
(https://scontent.forf1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12107160_879700055412482_9185973887444061436_n.jpg?oh=5837cd3f6a4df58d5b1e048384de278c&oe=568CFB66)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 09, 2015, 04:14:17 PM
Haha. Wait until he looks down his pants.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2015, 09:26:32 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/18/323e9b453fd49e93c7255147d7606222.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 20, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
MB, don't click this link. I don't think you'll handle it well.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/mcdonalds-is-facing-a-deep-depression-and-could-be-in-its-final-days-say-us-franchise-owners-a6699056.html
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on October 20, 2015, 06:14:27 PM
My understanding is that they are shutting down the worst performing stores and expanding the more profitable franchises. If every single McDonald's were to fail tomorrow their real estate value alone can hold them up for another decade easy
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 20, 2015, 06:15:56 PM
(http://www.dixonfoods.com/images/ronald2.png)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ftRlpkdrCkY/VFwwWWp-bvI/AAAAAAAAKgM/VGZBvG2K_pc/s1600/Dodo%2Bmodel,%2BDr%2BKarl%2BShuker.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 20, 2015, 06:18:09 PM
My understanding is that they are shutting down the worst performing stores and expanding the more profitable franchises. If every single McDonald's were to fail tomorrow their real estate value alone can hold them up for another decade easy

Their real estate is quite valuable. Every now and again they will get activist shareholders (large hedge funds) that will buy up huge amounts of shares and try and get McDonalds to spin off the real estate component of the company. There was a guy that did that with Sear and Kmart and made a small fortune. Only that idiot kept those 2 companies and is losing his shirt running them.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 26, 2015, 01:09:04 PM
Quote
wpXI – Talk about mystery meat: A new report claims your hot dog or veggie dog may have an unintended “special ingredient” – human DNA. The veggie dog may have an unintended “special ingredient” – human DNA. Clear Food, a food-analysis company, recently examined 345 hot dogs and sausages. According to the report, the company found human DNA in 2 percent of the products tested. “Two-thirds of the human DNA samples were vegetarian samples,” the study adds. The report also notes that more than 14 percent of the samples, which came from 75 brands and 10 different retailers, “were problematic in some way.”  That’s not the only bad news. The report goes on to say that researchers found traces of meat in 10 percent of the “vegetarian” products. But all is not lost for frank fanatics. Clear Food gave a shout-out to the brands that fared best in their test, including Butterball, McCormick, Eckrich, Hebrew National and Gardein. Meanwhile, Oscar Mayer’s Premium Jumbo Beef Franks took the title of top dog, described as “high quality and good value in a high-visibility national brand.”
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 26, 2015, 01:13:32 PM
If a random eyelash or skin cell fell off someone's hand, that would be human DNA.  Depends what the sensitivity of the test is.  Also, I hope "DNA" isn't their way of nicely saying jizz.  Then it's a problem.

Also, everyone should know hotdogs are nasty. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2015, 08:15:21 PM
http://www.local10.com/thats-life/chain-introduces-burger-stuffed-with-reeses-peanut-butter-cups/36078312?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_WPLG_Local_10


Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on October 27, 2015, 08:15:48 PM
that's freaking terrible
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2015, 08:19:21 PM
that's freaking terrible

someone at "The Works" went too far.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2015, 08:40:05 PM
The Works is generally awful anyway. They have about 140 different burgers on their menu and all bar about six are hideous sounding combinations that no-one would order, they're just there to enable them to boast about how many different ones they have. The burgers themselves are at best unremarkable, and they insist on serving drinks in pyrex measuring jugs because look how clever and edgy they are. freak off and bring me a drink in a glass you freaking plebs, you might live in a freaking trailer but I don't.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 27, 2015, 08:47:09 PM
I would read a blog where JE reviews things.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on October 28, 2015, 10:27:33 AM
I would read a blog where JE reviews things.

/signed
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on October 28, 2015, 11:05:59 AM
I would read a blog where JE reviews things.
HAHAHAHA. He has a way with words, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 28, 2015, 02:11:12 PM

I would read a blog where JE reviews things.

I can't tell if you're joking.  You know he is a film critic, right?

http://www.nationalreview.com/author/armond-white
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 28, 2015, 02:23:18 PM
I can't tell if you're joking.  You know he is a film critic, right?

http://www.nationalreview.com/author/armond-white

I thought he was this guy. (http://www.mrcranky.com/)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 09, 2015, 01:33:06 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/09/8f0663b6344566a7b512e81abc13e28f.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on November 09, 2015, 02:13:53 PM

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/09/8f0663b6344566a7b512e81abc13e28f.jpg)

Haha. Took me a while.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 11, 2015, 08:11:57 AM
Thought I was looking for a weird sex reference or something.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 15, 2015, 09:41:40 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/15/1aed85806d1f89389627f38c45d7bdf4.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2015, 01:28:06 PM
(https://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hormel-bacon-smores.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 19, 2015, 05:26:37 PM
I don't see a problem here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on November 19, 2015, 05:26:53 PM
(https://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hormel-bacon-smores.jpg)

Individually, those parts look good.  Not together.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 20, 2015, 07:48:42 AM
Individually, those parts look good.  Not together.

I wanted one for breakfast this morning
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on November 20, 2015, 07:54:54 AM
I wanted one for breakfast this morning
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/63/63839ff74cbff53562e1840c9d3c6c3282b4430001f1d0d68464f9f2bf8aac48.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 20, 2015, 12:29:40 PM
Individually, those parts look good.  Not together.

Did those while camping last year.  They were pretty damn good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2015, 12:35:21 PM
Individually, those parts look good.  Not together.

I don't see why it's any different to pancakes with syrup and bacon. Sweet and salty works together just fine.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 20, 2015, 12:59:00 PM
I don't see why it's any different to pancakes with syrup and bacon. Sweet and salty works together just fine.

this guy gets it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on November 20, 2015, 01:09:27 PM
I never liked chocolate and bacon together.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2015, 01:13:16 PM
Chocolate doesn't work with everything but I'd be willing to give this a go. If you used a slightly higher solids, lower sugar variant than the average candy store crap I reckon it could be quite good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 20, 2015, 01:14:36 PM
Chocolate doesn't work with everything but I'd be willing to give this a go. If you used a slightly higher solids, lower sugar variant than the average candy store crap I reckon it could be quite good.

Yeah.  If you go the Hershey route, it's best to go with their Special Dark variety.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 20, 2015, 01:44:46 PM
My local butcher shop sells candied bacon on a stick....it's amazing.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on November 21, 2015, 11:14:47 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/e65884ad8168b2370f4ef2596a7861f5/tumblr_nb3vjkVSfg1trkmmuo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2015, 08:44:54 PM
http://www.avclub.com/article/alton-brown-reviews-amazons-dumbest-kitchen-gadget-229612

Just wait for the Rollie.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on December 13, 2015, 10:47:15 AM
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/a0f70d773244eb043902e19d14a4978d/tumblr_myvd97MnWX1qb5gkjo7_400.gif)
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/fbb7039c8c033d9c05376e4ccb9fab7e/tumblr_myvd97MnWX1qb5gkjo8_400.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on December 13, 2015, 11:45:39 AM
haha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2016, 07:50:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 13, 2016, 09:57:59 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a93a4ffe105838cdad333a72e3eafb6f/tumblr_o2gtpicl9S1sn2u2yo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2016, 10:17:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
#tankyouverymuch

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 17, 2016, 07:27:05 PM
JohnnyD wrestles with his latest diet:

(http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-801161149-Diet.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 17, 2016, 07:30:17 PM
MBGreen takes the money shot:

(http://annefrancis.biz/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ketchup-in-they-eye.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 17, 2016, 07:44:17 PM
MBGreen takes the money shot:

(http://annefrancis.biz/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ketchup-in-they-eye.jpg)
I hope the ginger in that pic steals your soul.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 03, 2016, 08:23:48 PM
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2552644/faggots-with-onion-gravy
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2016, 09:03:09 PM
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2552644/faggots-with-onion-gravy

Really? Is this genuinely the first time you've learned that faggots are a British food? You know that we call cigarettes "fags" as well, right?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on March 03, 2016, 09:39:09 PM
Really? Is this genuinely the first time you've learned that faggots are a British food? You know that we call cigarettes "fags" as well, right?
Explains a lot actually. The apple doesn't fall from the tree.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2016, 10:56:35 PM
Explains a lot actually. The apple doesn't fall from the tree.

I realise you're trying to be funny, but that actually makes no sense. Try harder next time.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on March 03, 2016, 10:57:53 PM
Ok bundle of sticks
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 05, 2016, 07:56:34 AM
https://vine.co/v/iXB7awFtt2v
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 06, 2016, 09:02:58 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/05bef75933ade39bf4e12ae9961e34a5/tumblr_nc8e44tjmX1szddfjo1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 07, 2016, 10:50:21 AM
http://www.businessinsider.com/kraft-mac-and-cheese-changed-recipe-2016-3
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2016, 04:51:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GdXsHJP.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2016, 06:06:17 PM
Hahaha

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 22, 2016, 06:26:12 PM
must eat

(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12821400_1228344983860268_1248117402522082751_n.jpg?oh=123ec71de9a925231f0a8338651bb4bd&oe=57829647)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on March 22, 2016, 06:53:24 PM
I'd eat that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 22, 2016, 08:33:48 PM
I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 22, 2016, 08:52:42 PM
Oh hell yeah
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on March 23, 2016, 08:54:38 AM
Sign me up.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 09:05:38 AM
(https://m.popkey.co/234560/Wo7d_f-maxage-0_s-200x150.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/XujHL.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on April 09, 2016, 08:17:46 PM
For dinner: burgers except with grilled cheese sandwiches instead of each bun.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 09, 2016, 08:28:54 PM
For dinner: burgers except with grilled cheese sandwiches instead of each bun.

Homemade or from the national chain that does this?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on April 09, 2016, 09:24:06 PM
Homemade or from the national chain that does this?

local bar, solid low effort food, i feel like dying
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 10, 2016, 09:06:16 AM
local bar, solid low effort food, i feel like dying

Ten bucks your heart is motherfucking you right now.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 11, 2016, 10:40:08 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160412/b2560a1ba89b12b8f5d1dc3d66ad04b3.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2016, 11:44:31 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2016, 09:15:09 AM
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ZY2kqoIA4RE/VyDI7YojJiI/AAAAAAAAHnc/Q7PZLU_AwasUH-VofXqcz9jdo7ZBsFlUQCL0B/w598-h796-no/2016-04-27.jpg)


Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on April 27, 2016, 09:22:07 AM
Whoa.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2016, 09:28:05 AM
Whoa.

if it's time to die...that's the way i wanna go out.


/diabeetus
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on April 27, 2016, 09:41:56 AM
if it's time to die...that's the way i wanna go out.


/diabeetus
Yeah, that actually sounds delicious. Fried Oreos are like the best thing ever. freaking toaster strudels kick derriere too.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 27, 2016, 10:28:22 AM
Oreos and bacon are damn near impossible to mix with anything and not be good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2016, 10:30:01 AM
Oreos and bacon are damn near impossible to mix with anything and not be good.

Oreos & Bacon

/Den of Sin breakfast menu
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2016, 08:55:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMVjskBB4w0
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 15, 2016, 10:28:34 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMVjskBB4w0

Chinese tourists are the worst. If you're ever planning on visiting anywhere in Asia, make sure you take a look at China's holiday schedule first.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2016, 01:27:44 PM
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/05/12/Finland-offers-worlds-first-Burger-King-spa/1671463081703/?spt=sec&or=on
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 22, 2016, 07:53:08 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160522/bce41a6a33337a2fafff3be31143ac8d.jpg)

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on May 22, 2016, 11:43:09 AM
Chicago and Chile win, but Japan gets a 10 for creativity.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 22, 2016, 11:53:42 AM
Coney dogs are literally the only good thing about Detroit.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 23, 2016, 10:55:39 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160524/5866fa738c030e4d29125b621385255b.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 23, 2016, 10:57:06 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on May 24, 2016, 07:51:19 AM
I hope that's a joke
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 24, 2016, 07:59:25 AM
When I first started cooking on my own that's how I made my chicken. Never had an issue. Thank god. Tasted good though.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 24, 2016, 09:43:02 AM
When I first started cooking on my own that's how I made my chicken. Never had an issue. Thank god. Tasted good though.

No wonder you like Shilla.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on May 24, 2016, 10:11:24 AM

No wonder you like Shilla.

That was the second time I ever been there. Wonjo all the way.

Was there on Saturday actually for my post half-marathon feast.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 24, 2016, 10:37:13 AM
When I first started cooking on my own that's how I made my chicken. Never had an issue. Thank god. Tasted good though.

what
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 24, 2016, 02:08:53 PM
I Cn honestly say I never ever had chicken like that. I make fish and beef like that but never ever chicken and pork.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2016, 05:16:54 PM
I Cn honestly say I never ever had chicken like that. I make fish and beef like that but never ever chicken and pork.

Pork is safe to make medium rare.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on May 24, 2016, 05:22:13 PM
Pork is safe to make medium rare.
Apparently only recently though. Still cook it medium or more just in case
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2016, 05:48:16 PM
Apparently only recently though. Still cook it medium or more just in case

It's been fine since at least 2010. Before that I didn't really deal with pork, just chicken and cheap beef.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on May 24, 2016, 06:22:02 PM
Nothing inherently wrong with rare=raw chicken. And with chicken that has been raised well and processed well, medium is probably better than hammering it. Rare cage-free chicken is probably safer than any rare ground beef.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on June 22, 2016, 07:34:50 PM
Burger King to sell fried mac and cheese coated in Cheetos Dust

http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-invents-perfect-food-mac-n-cheetos-238635?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=feeds
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 22, 2016, 08:03:31 PM
Burger King to sell fried mac and cheese coated in Cheetos Dust

http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-invents-perfect-food-mac-n-cheetos-238635?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=feeds
Let's goooooo

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 22, 2016, 08:12:08 PM
Nabisco may have gone too far....

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160623/b362c31b4e22f3c07110d59414478565.jpg)

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2016, 08:15:14 PM
I'm okay with that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2016, 08:27:01 PM
That looks fake.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2016, 08:37:17 PM

That looks fake.

Ah, someone's Twitter handle is written on it too.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on June 22, 2016, 08:57:48 PM
That looks fake.
Probably for the best. That's dark magic.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2016, 09:04:46 PM
Probably for the best. That's dark magic.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

I'd put my dick in it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2016, 09:41:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/znWUbyv.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on July 14, 2016, 01:15:31 PM
(https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13726701_1109280402468593_6186839620207049530_n.jpg?oh=c416fce08e4d3a820e2928611214827e&oe=57F90D92)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on July 14, 2016, 01:38:26 PM
If that picture does one thing, it sure kick starts the gag reflex.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2016, 05:12:15 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3719243/Would-eat-Man-creates-54-000-calorie-fast-food-birthday-cake-filled-six-cheeseburgers-fries-nuggets-three-large-pizzas-KFC-Family-Feast.html
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2016, 06:24:49 PM
Ive always wondered how come ive never seen a deep fried burger.

I imagine that has to be pretty damn good.

Replace the bun with a deep fried beer battered coating or something to that effect

I cant imagine it being that difficult either

(seeing that ugly looking burger pizza picture made me wonder it)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2016, 07:07:04 PM
Ive always wondered how come ive never seen a deep fried burger.

I imagine that has to be pretty damn good.

Replace the bun with a deep fried beer battered coating or something to that effect

I cant imagine it being that difficult either

(seeing that ugly looking burger pizza picture made me wonder it)

Do you really think that a country that gave us the deep fried Mars Bar and deep fried pizza wouldn't have done a cheeseburger? (Spoiler: they have. (http://fxcuisine.com/Default.asp?language=2&Display=129&resolution=high))

Although I will grant them that the deep fried haggis slice is one of the greatest drunk foods ever created.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2016, 07:56:53 PM
Do you really think that a country that gave us the deep fried Mars Bar and deep fried pizza wouldn't have done a cheeseburger? (Spoiler: they have. (http://fxcuisine.com/Default.asp?language=2&Display=129&resolution=high))

Although I will grant them that the deep fried haggis slice is one of the greatest drunk foods ever created.

Oh im sure its been done, ive just never seen it mainstream or in a restaurant.

I mean fried icecream, fish, fries, chicken, snickers, twinkees you can find all over the place. But a fried cheeseburger ?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2016, 08:16:58 PM
Oh im sure its been done, ive just never seen it mainstream or in a restaurant.

I mean fried icecream, fish, fries, chicken, snickers, twinkees you can find all over the place. But a fried cheeseburger ?

Don't forget Oreos.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on August 02, 2016, 08:35:01 PM
Maybe it just doesn't taste good
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2016, 08:42:05 PM
Don't forget Oreos.
Fried Oreos are good, but heavy as hell.  Had one in Vegas, I don't know if I could hold more than 2.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2016, 08:48:31 PM
Maybe it just doesn't taste good

Fried squid tentacles taste good. How the freak wont a cheeseburger ?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 02, 2016, 08:52:55 PM
Fried squid tentacles taste good. How the freak wont a cheeseburger ?

Jesus go to MBGReens house and experiment, I am sure you two can come up with all sorts of deep fried crap.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on August 02, 2016, 08:53:14 PM
Fried squid tentacles taste good. How the freak wont a cheeseburger ?
It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.

If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying.  Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2016, 08:54:02 PM
It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.

If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying.  Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.

excrement, that does sound good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2016, 08:56:56 PM
There was this place that made shitty fried chicken when I was in college.  A chicken breast ended up being the size of a kayak after it was fried because they used like 900 lbs of batter.  We called it fried fried because it was about 75% fried batter and 25% chicken
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 02, 2016, 08:58:17 PM
There was this place that made shitty fried chicken when I was in college.  A chicken breast ended up being the size of a kayak after it was fried because they used like 900 lbs of batter.  We called it fried fried because it was about 75% fried batter and 25% chicken

That sounds disgusting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2016, 08:58:45 PM
That sounds disgusting.
It was.  It was just......fried air.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on August 02, 2016, 08:59:30 PM

It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.

If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying.  Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.

Someone should make these for the tailgate.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2016, 09:01:37 PM
Fried Oreos are good, but heavy as hell.  Had one in Vegas, I don't know if I could hold more than 2.

I just judged you so hard that I burst a blood vessel.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2016, 09:21:45 PM
I just judged you so hard that I burst a blood vessel.
Ha.  Maybe heavy isn't the right word.  Rich is a better word choice. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2016, 09:26:41 PM
It's not so much how good a food is before deep frying but what it will taste like with fried breading on it. It may just be too heavy and fatty tasting when fried.

If I had to do it I'd suggest dicing a block of cheddar and wrapping each cube in a ball of ground beef and then coating with flour egg wash and bread crumbs before frying.  Almost like a jalapeño popper but as a burger. Some ketchup or thousand island as a dipping sauce, may not be half bad.

Id thing a nice thick dark beer batter would be preferable to breadcrumbs. Id even prefer that to like a garlic Panko or something
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2016, 10:29:53 AM
http://fox59.com/2016/08/09/burger-king-set-to-launch-the-whopperito-a-hamburger-burrito/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2016, 10:49:33 AM
http://fox59.com/2016/08/09/burger-king-set-to-launch-the-whopperito-a-hamburger-burrito/

At first, I was confused.  5 seconds later, i decided i would eat that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2016, 04:31:39 PM
This is what happens when you build the Wall.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2016, 09:49:09 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160813/3b9a289661eaba932bbb47cb0d4ecd79.jpg)

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 13, 2016, 10:02:05 AM
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/why-ketchup-is-not-good-for-you
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2016, 01:50:57 PM
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/why-ketchup-is-not-good-for-you
Neither is booze, you lush.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on August 20, 2016, 04:50:46 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160820/3be2fa104c01c40441c624a41588c3aa.jpg)


Paging MBGreen
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 20, 2016, 04:52:59 PM
Black magic

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 19, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
Girl I know in Japan sent me this:

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160919/5eb0185530c8c3e16409e8b86087e23c.jpg)

Clam Chowder flavored Pringles.

Caption:
"Clam Chowder with the flavor of tomatoes unique to Manhattan."
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on September 19, 2016, 10:14:50 PM
Wtf
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 19, 2016, 10:42:13 PM

Wtf

I didn't even know we grew tomatoes in Manhattan.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 19, 2016, 11:36:37 PM
Manhattan clam chowder has a tomato base. And has nothing to do with Manhattan.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2016, 12:57:52 PM
Don't really eat fast food much these days but decided to try the BK Cheetos chicken fries today. At first I thought they weren't really good or bad. By the end of the box I had no desire to continue eating them.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on September 22, 2016, 01:39:52 PM
You're disgusting.

4 honks
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
they sound disgusting to me.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2016, 03:00:19 PM
Yup I'm a sick freak
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on September 23, 2016, 07:16:56 PM
They built a new McDonald's near me and it's crazy.. two lane drive thrus, digital ordering kiosk and payment station, and they have those little buzzing disks and bring the food to you when ready
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 23, 2016, 09:22:33 PM
They built a new McDonald's near me and it's crazy.. two lane drive thrus, digital ordering kiosk and payment station, and they have those little buzzing disks and bring the food to you when ready

Look at you think you all fancy



You faggoty derriere piece of excrement
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on September 23, 2016, 09:28:29 PM
Fight me irl
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on September 24, 2016, 11:25:27 AM
McDonalds is the new Applebee's
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on September 24, 2016, 12:03:34 PM
McDonald's sucks sweaty swamp derriere.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 24, 2016, 01:26:29 PM
I really like their soft serve though.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: JFIF on September 24, 2016, 02:59:43 PM
They built a new McDonald's near me and it's crazy.. two lane drive thrus, digital ordering kiosk and payment station, and they have those little buzzing disks and bring the food to you when ready

They tore down and rebuilt what used to be an incredibly shitty Burger King by me in Miami Beach. Now it looks like an Apple Store.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 25, 2016, 06:41:37 AM
I really like their soft serve though.

Me too, if I'm looking to excrement myself within the next 10 minutes
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 03, 2016, 09:51:28 AM
Sake flavored KitKats

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: IATA on October 03, 2016, 02:27:33 PM
Ya that's what I want. How bout some tequila flavored mints too?

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on December 12, 2016, 09:58:54 AM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 19, 2016, 09:44:22 PM
https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on December 19, 2016, 11:26:07 PM
https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg

MBGreen would love it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2017, 08:43:10 AM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2017, 08:45:28 AM
gross
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2017, 08:51:58 AM
gross

I'd probably try those before trying the Sake flavored Kit-Kat Tommy posted earlier in the thread.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2017, 08:13:21 PM
I'd probably try those before trying the Sake flavored Kit-Kat Tommy posted earlier in the thread.

I had that recently. It tastes like sake.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 05, 2017, 08:15:09 PM

I had that recently. It tastes like sake.

Where did you get them?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
Where did you get them?

My coworker went to Japan.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2017, 08:18:38 PM
I had that recently. It tastes like sake.
gross
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2017, 08:21:23 PM
I'd like to try good sake some time. I've tried it a couple of times before and it was awful, but I have no idea whether what I was drinking was any good or not.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on January 05, 2017, 09:22:22 PM

I'd like to try good sake some time. I've tried it a couple of times before and it was awful, but I have no idea whether what I was drinking was any good or not.

I'm surprisingly not a fan, but I will have some sake with some good Japanese fried food. One common mistake (hate to sound like a Japanese snob) that people make is that people drink sake with sushi, which doesn't match well at all. Sushi goes best with beer. Sake is rice based, so that's a rice overload.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on January 06, 2017, 09:22:47 AM
I like sake hot.  Its great with a cold fruit and cheese plate.  I only like cold sake mixed.  I used to go to a sushi place that served it mixed with lemonade.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on January 06, 2017, 11:04:56 AM
I freaking hate sake. I gave it two chances (both supposedly good sake in highly regarded Japanese restaurants) and hated it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2017, 12:08:17 PM
I freaking hate sake. I gave it two chances (both supposedly good sake in highly regarded Japanese restaurants) and hated it.
you obviously never dipped a kitkat into sake, rookie.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2017, 12:23:50 PM
Sake,  no thank you it's horrid.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2017, 01:50:35 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2017, 03:05:36 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2017, 03:19:35 PM
http://deadsp.in/IlNt3h1
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2017, 08:12:18 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2017, 08:51:34 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2017, 10:23:44 PM
I've never had peas on a pizza but I feel like there's potential there. I like peas.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on March 01, 2017, 12:08:00 AM
I've never had peas on a pizza but I feel like there's potential there. I like peas.

I'd be willing to at least try. I don't even hate Hawaiian style or pineapple on my pizza.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 01, 2017, 07:14:36 PM
you fuckers are heathens.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2017, 04:05:45 PM
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#realtalk
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on March 12, 2017, 04:37:49 PM
That's probably the best looking food you've ever posted on here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2017, 04:43:04 PM
That's probably the best looking food you've ever posted on here.
nah...i posted a burger King whopper once.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 01, 2017, 10:39:09 AM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2017, 10:41:58 AM
Alternatively, he's going to stay in his basement with his family size pizza and a six pack of Mountain Dew pulling his sweaty little rooster over all the things he imagines himself doing if he were just brave enough to go outside.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 01, 2017, 10:51:56 AM
What's wrong with soloing a family size pizza?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2017, 10:54:43 AM
What's wrong with soloing a family size pizza?

Nothing, as long as it either follows or is followed by some form of prolonged movement, preferably outdoors.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on April 01, 2017, 02:15:10 PM
Nothing, as long as it either follows or is followed by some form of prolonged movement, preferably outdoors.
...Says the guy who hasn't ran in over a month.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2017, 02:17:30 PM
...Says the guy who hasn't ran in over a month.

I haven't, but then I haven't eaten a family sized pizza in over a month either.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on April 01, 2017, 02:19:48 PM
I haven't, but then I haven't eaten a family sized pizza in over a month either.
That would be bigger than you.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2017, 06:12:47 PM
Badge, I feel like your moment to shine is here:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/3/video-world-record-falls-at-hamburger-eating-competition-in-the-philippines-467190
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 01, 2017, 08:05:28 PM
Badge, I feel like your moment to shine is here:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/3/video-world-record-falls-at-hamburger-eating-competition-in-the-philippines-467190

Five in a minute seems almost doable, but the one burger at a time rule hurts.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 01, 2017, 08:07:23 PM
If they were McDonalds cheeseburgers I could probably do it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 02, 2017, 11:27:45 PM
If they were McDonalds cheeseburgers I could probably do it.
I still have a soft spot for those.  Will get them 2 or 3 times a year.  Put a gun to my head and I would fold them taco style.  I could do 6 with a side of fries in 5 minutes easy.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2017, 03:28:31 PM
Had a long drive and a big hangover today, so I stopped and had a fast food burger for the first time in years. It was a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger from Burger King, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in a long time. Threw half of it away despite being incredibly hungry. Dry, grey patty, soggy bacon and a huge dollop of oversweetened ketchup. I don't think I could make something that revolting if I tried.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 05:24:49 PM
Had a long drive and a big hangover today, so I stopped and had a fast food burger for the first time in years. It was a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger from Burger King, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in a long time. Threw half of it away despite being incredibly hungry. Dry, grey patty, soggy bacon and a huge dollop of oversweetened ketchup. I don't think I could make something that revolting if I tried.
BK is bad here.  Can't even imagine how bad the exported version is.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2017, 08:14:56 PM
BK is bad here.  Can't even imagine how bad the exported version is.

Whopper is one of the only fast food burgers I'll eat sober. The first is Wendys.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on April 13, 2017, 08:38:57 PM
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2017, 09:12:16 PM
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well

We're talking about drunk food. I'm not waiting 30 mins on line for chick filla and shake shack when I can get Wendy's in 5 mins.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: dcm1602 on April 13, 2017, 09:13:20 PM
We're talking about drunk food. I'm not waiting 30 mins on line for chick filla and shake shack when I can get Wendy's in 5 mins.

You just said youd eat BK and Wendys sober
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 09:16:04 PM
I think a simple cheeseburger from all of the fast food big boys is ok.  Anything beyond that is asking for trouble.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 09:18:26 PM
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

I had a BK because I was hungover as freak and it was the only option at the highway service station I stopped at. I regret my decision.

I don't mind Subway if I have to eat fast food. They have some not terrible options. Obviously if you're having a meatball sub then you deserve what you get.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 08:50:34 AM
Whopper is one of the only fast food burgers I'll eat sober. The first is Wendys.

The only one I'll eat at this point is Wendy's and even there I get the chicken these days.

Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well

Yeah, I'll hit the Chik-Fil-A, Five Guys, Smashburger, Chipotle stops long before I'll consider the traditional "fast food" spots.

Besides, it's just as fast, if not faster, these days because all of them except Chik-Fil-A let you order ahead online.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2017, 09:00:54 AM
Chipolte freaking sucks, you're better off with Wendy's.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 09:03:43 AM
Chipolte freaking sucks, you're better off with Wendy's.

Chipolte is garbage.

Chipotle is not.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2017, 09:04:29 AM
Chipolte is garbage.

Chipotle is not.

Typo or not they both are disgusting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2017, 09:07:14 AM
The last time I ate Chipotle will be the last time I ever eat Chipotle. 

It was not disgusting, but it wasn't good either.  I'd rather just go order better Mexican food from actual Mexicans for half the cost. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 09:11:01 AM
You just said youd eat BK and Wendys sober

I said it's the only ones I'd eat sober or have eaten sober. I've never had McD's sober. Can't even remember last time I had either sober but do remember them tasting better than a Big Mac.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2017, 09:12:53 AM
The way Samuel L Jackson's character in The Kingsman eats McDonald's is the only way to eat McDonald's. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 09:20:01 AM
You don't go to Dominoes for pizza. You don't go to Olive Garden for Italian. You don't go to Benihana for Japanese. You don't go to P.F. Chang's for Chinese.

And you don't go to Wendy's for a "real" hamburger, or Chipotle for "real" Mexican.

They're distinct places that offer different things. Don't get me wrong, Chipotle is vastly overrated, so is Chik-Fil-A, so is all "fast food," but that doesn't make them bad options. Not liking their food is fine, but thinking Chipotle is bad because it's not "real" Mexican is like thinking baseball sucks because it's not football.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2017, 09:39:22 AM
so is Chik-Fil-A

whoa whoa whoa

The Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit is a delicacy
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 09:40:13 AM
whoa whoa whoa

The Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit is a delicacy

I heard that for years. I tried it recently. I was overwhelmingly underwhelmed.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2017, 09:56:13 AM
chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2017, 09:56:50 AM
chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much

It is awesome for the price the pay and for the service they give you.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2017, 10:03:17 AM
It is awesome for the price the pay and for the service they give you.

They wont serve him, he's a bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 10:04:43 AM
They wont serve him, he's a bundle of sticks.

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 10:06:09 AM
You don't go to Dominoes for pizza. You don't go to Olive Garden for Italian. You don't go to Benihana for Japanese. You don't go to P.F. Chang's for Chinese.

And you don't go to Wendy's for a "real" hamburger, or Chipotle for "real" Mexican.

They're distinct places that offer different things. Don't get me wrong, Chipotle is vastly overrated, so is Chik-Fil-A, so is all "fast food," but that doesn't make them bad options. Not liking their food is fine, but thinking Chipotle is bad because it's not "real" Mexican is like thinking baseball sucks because it's not football.

Yeah it's all about convenience.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 10:11:39 AM
chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much

Don't do it, you'll be hooked.

P.S. Waffle fries FTW.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 10:35:09 AM
chick fil a is on my bucket list to try...but im not expecting much

I'd keep those expectations. I went in thinking CFA was going to change my life based on things I'd heard. It's the "best" chicken sandwich I've had from a "fast food" place, but that's like saying Big League Chew is better than Bazooka.

The one thing I'll say: get Chik-Fil-A sauce. And dunk every single waffle fry in it.

It is awesome for the price the pay and for the service they give you.

I actually got the worst service I've maybe ever gotten from a fast food place just last week at Chik-Fil-A. Full-on attitude like they were doing me a favor. The kid even sighed when I asked for some Chik-Fil-A sauce. My wife and I looked at each other like "WTF?! This is Chik-Fil-A!"
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2017, 11:14:00 AM


I actually got the worst service I've maybe ever gotten from a fast food place just last week at Chik-Fil-A. Full-on attitude like they were doing me a favor. The kid even sighed when I asked for some Chik-Fil-A sauce. My wife and I looked at each other like "WTF?! This is Chik-Fil-A!"

Never been to CFA but I'm wondering if it's a regional/cultural thing that NYC just can't foster.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 11:32:01 AM

Never been to CFA but I'm wondering if it's a regional/cultural thing that NYC just can't foster.

Honestly, it was the first time I've been to Chik-Fil-A that I felt like that. I got bad service once before, but it came with apologies. Last week (the Hicksville location, which I've been to a few times already) it was just terrible. The kids in there had a ridiculous attitude.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2017, 11:40:09 AM
Polynesian sauce is the way to go at CFA
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 14, 2017, 11:43:41 AM
The way Samuel L Jackson's character in The Kingsman eats McDonald's is the only way to eat McDonald's. 

this is exactly what i say, with the exact same tone, every time i bite into a cheeseburger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecc0nbg9m-8

it doesn't even matter if the burger tastes like excrement
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 14, 2017, 11:45:25 AM
as others have mentioned chipotle is good for what it is but if i'm going to eat fake mexican i prefer other places like qdoba or moe's southwest grill over it

i grab chipotle every couple of years, and every time i go in i feel like the place is filled with teenaged white girls who are about to go home and binge watch a gay show on netflix
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2017, 11:50:24 AM
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 14, 2017, 11:54:42 AM
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's

wtf JE

i dont care what anybody says, taco bell is a muthafuggin institution
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 11:57:30 AM
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's

Hardee's/Carl Jr's and Moe's are the only popular fast food places I can think of off the top of my head that I haven't eaten.

Hit up Sonic. It's by far the best name on the list of places you haven't been.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 11:58:25 AM
wtf JE

i dont care what anybody says, taco bell is a muthafuggin institution

Haha, for real. Make a run for the border, then a run for the bathroom!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2017, 12:05:49 PM
Hardee's/Carl Jr's and Moe's are the only popular fast food places I can think of off the top of my head that I haven't eaten.

Hit up Sonic. It's by far the best name on the list of places you haven't been.

I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits).

We don't have Sonic, Hardees, Carls Jr or Moe's in Canada, at least not that I'm aware of. Of my "not tried" list, the only ones available in Canada are Taco Bell, Five Guys and Nando's. Chipotle might be here but I haven't seen one.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 14, 2017, 12:23:42 PM
I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits).

We don't have Sonic, Hardees, Carls Jr or Moe's in Canada, at least not that I'm aware of. Of my "not tried" list, the only ones available in Canada are Taco Bell, Five Guys and Nando's. Chipotle might be here but I haven't seen one.

It certainly makes it harder to check them out if they're not in your country. I like 5 Guys fries, but the burgers are just okay.

I've had Mexican food in southern California, Arizona, and Texas. I'd never call Taco Bell "Mexican" but Taco Bell late at night when you're not sober is great.

The reality is, it's all garbage and certainly takes precious moments off my life every time I consume it, but fast food and Starbucks are pretty much the only things that filled the gap for me once I quit smoking. I'm definitely a "shitty food and coffee" addict, but it's still better than cancer sticks.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 07:41:49 PM
It certainly makes it harder to check them out if they're not in your country. I like 5 Guys fries, but the burgers are just okay.

I've had Mexican food in southern California, Arizona, and Texas. I'd never call Taco Bell "Mexican" but Taco Bell late at night when you're not sober is great.

The reality is, it's all garbage and certainly takes precious moments off my life every time I consume it, but fast food and Starbucks are pretty much the only things that filled the gap for me once I quit smoking. I'm definitely a "shitty food and coffee" addict, but it's still better than cancer sticks.
Taco bell classic bean burritos are a godsend when hungover.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 08:22:12 PM
I haven't been to Taco Bell in 10 years.  I would get a chicken soft taco when I went.  I guess that's the equivalent of a plain cheeseburger.  Everything else had too much cheese and heavy sauce.  I don't miss it. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 08:23:16 PM
After having Del Taco in SoCal a bunch of times, I can't stomach Taco Bell anymore.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 08:30:59 PM
I know it's kind of obvious, but Bojangles is good down in the south.  Cajun fried chicken.  Breakfast all day.  Nothing healthy.  Cajun spiced steak fries.  Buttermilk biscuits.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 08:41:02 PM
After having Del Taco in SoCal a bunch of times, I can't stomach Taco Bell anymore.
I eat del taco twice a week.  Their fries are the best.  Basic tacos, no bs.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 08:48:52 PM
I know it's kind of obvious, but Bojangles is good down in the south.  Cajun fried chicken.  Breakfast all day.  Nothing healthy.  Cajun spiced steak fries.  Buttermilk biscuits.

Bojangles is an actual restaurant? I always wondered what your board name meant.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 08:59:22 PM
Bojangles is an actual restaurant? I always wondered what your board name meant.
Yep.  I practically lived there in college. I'm sure I'll die 10 years before I should have because of their Cajun fillet combo, but it was worth it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2017, 10:05:50 PM
I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits)

Why would we exclude TH breakfast?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2017, 10:25:43 AM
Why would we exclude TH breakfast?

Because.

Although if you want to include it, I probably have breakfast from Tim's around once a month on average, and despite the bacon muffin being of extremely variable quality and the hash browns having a 50-50 chance of being cold, I still order them. I don't know why.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 15, 2017, 10:32:55 AM
I had a King Cake Latte this morning...

It was basically liquidized Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which doesn't sound terrible when describing it but it was very bad.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 15, 2017, 02:34:12 PM
I had a King Cake Latte this morning...

It was basically liquidized Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which doesn't sound terrible when describing it but it was very bad.

Welcome to Fart City

Population: You
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 17, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JvhN1XH.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 21, 2017, 08:31:42 PM
 https://gfycat.com/PaleDentalAmericanwigeon
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 21, 2017, 08:41:00 PM
fvck

such a good little slvt
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 21, 2017, 08:44:00 PM
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's

You're doing it wrong
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 21, 2017, 08:44:40 PM
I'm laughing at the chik fil a doubters. More for me, peasants.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2017, 09:12:25 PM
What's Nando's
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2017, 09:23:02 PM
What's Nando's

(http://www.foodrepublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/07-moviecap-alive-1120x630.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on April 21, 2017, 09:30:07 PM
I'm laughing at the chik fil a doubters. More for me, peasants.
I just had my first Chik-fil-a chicken sandwich 2 weeks ago and it was glorious. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 21, 2017, 09:31:01 PM
Sushi poutine

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170422/12aa8df30792a549ce71803d2179a62e.jpg)

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 21, 2017, 09:33:21 PM
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's

Last time I went to Nando's was 5 years ago in Canada and it was my only time eating it, but I can tell you I really enjoyed it and enjoyed it the most out of your "haven't gone to" list (although I haven't yet been to chik-fil-a or in 'n' out either, both of which are universally recommended when it comes to chains). but it was just one time that i ate there.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2017, 06:43:57 AM
Add Smashburger and Shake shack to that list. Never had shake shack tho, the only one I've been by is at grand central and the line is ridiculous
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2017, 07:07:58 AM
Never been to Shake Shack.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2017, 07:54:10 AM
I love Shake Shack.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2017, 07:58:02 AM
I've never been to Chik Fil A or In N Out.

I've been to Hardee's once, in Virginia but just for breakfast. It made McDonald's breakfast look even shittier than it already is.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2017, 08:20:27 AM
I've never been to Chik Fil A or In N Out.

I've been to Hardee's once, in Virginia but just for breakfast. It made McDonald's breakfast look even shittier than it already is.
Hardee's is ok.  Especially for breakfast.  Good biscuits.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 23, 2017, 01:33:17 AM
(http://www.foodrepublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/07-moviecap-alive-1120x630.jpg)
Can't beat human burger.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 23, 2017, 01:34:33 AM
Sushi poutine

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170422/12aa8df30792a549ce71803d2179a62e.jpg)
This looks like my last excrement.  Was it actually good?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2017, 09:14:29 AM
This looks like my last excrement.  Was it actually good?

I wouldn't know, I found it on /r/sushiabomination.

I'd try it if offered but I would not order it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2017, 09:24:52 AM
I wouldn't know, I found it on /r/sushiabomination.

I'd try it if offered but I would not order it.

How bored do you have to be for that to be a subreddit you'd visit?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2017, 10:14:55 PM
How bored do you have to be for that to be a subreddit you'd visit?

It was linked elsewhere and I clicked on it. That's generally how the internet works.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 24, 2017, 10:12:07 AM
Add Smashburger and Shake shack to that list. Never had shake shack tho, the only one I've been by is at grand central and the line is ridiculous

I've never done Shake Shack--the lines are ridiculous at every location and no food is that good. I love Smashburger's burgers but the fries aren't great to me.

While I maintain Chik-fil-A is overrated (it is) I just had it this weekend. It's good, but it's not the awe-inspiring experience people make it out to be.

I also tried a Chicken McGriddle this weekend (on the way to CFA). The patty is peppery and the McGriddles are obviously sweet. It was a pretty good combo.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 24, 2017, 10:23:21 AM
Anyone have Bareburger? I always avoided that place because of their "Oh we're so organic and healthy" hippy excrement, but had it the other day and it was really good. And I didn't feel like excrement afterwards.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 24, 2017, 10:38:12 AM
Anyone have Bareburger? I always avoided that place because of their "Oh we're so organic and healthy" hippy excrement, but had it the other day and it was really good. And I didn't feel like excrement afterwards.

I've avoided it for the same reason. It's worth it then?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 24, 2017, 11:29:29 AM
I've avoided it for the same reason. It's worth it then?

I definitely think so. They also have a full bar, so it doesn't really feel like a fast food joint.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 24, 2017, 11:46:27 AM
I've never done Shake Shack--the lines are ridiculous at every location and no food is that good. I love Smashburger's burgers but the fries aren't great to me.

While I maintain Chik-fil-A is overrated (it is) I just had it this weekend. It's good, but it's not the awe-inspiring experience people make it out to be.

I also tried a Chicken McGriddle this weekend (on the way to CFA). The patty is peppery and the McGriddles are obviously sweet. It was a pretty good combo.
The one near my job moves pretty quickly, as does the one by Trader Joe's in Garden City.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 24, 2017, 11:50:28 AM
I definitely think so. They also have a full bar, so it doesn't really feel like a fast food joint.
I wouldn't consider them fast food at all. Good stuff though.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on April 24, 2017, 12:08:10 PM
I wouldn't consider them fast food at all. Good stuff though.

Yeah, I guess it's more of a chain like Five Napkin, etc.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 24, 2017, 12:30:27 PM
The one near my job moves pretty quickly, as does the one by Trader Joe's in Garden City.

I pass the one on Old Country all the time, but it's always crowded so I never even consider it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 24, 2017, 01:03:20 PM
I pass the one on Old Country all the time, but it's always crowded so I never even consider it.
I haven't been to shake shack yet.  I hear the food is meh and overpriced.  The shakes are supposed to be terrific though.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 24, 2017, 02:24:52 PM
I haven't been to shake shack yet.  I hear the food is meh and overpriced.  The shakes are supposed to be terrific though.
I actually love their Double Smokeshack burger, but wasn't wildly impressed with the shake. It wasn't bad but it wasn't exceptional or anything. A shake is a shake.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 24, 2017, 02:34:33 PM
I actually love their Double Smokeshack burger, but wasn't wildly impressed with the shake. It wasn't bad but it wasn't exceptional or anything. A shake is a shake.

Most of the time, I agree a shake is a shake (as long as you're talking vanilla/chocolate/strawberry and not one with add-ins like Reese's or Oreo chunks) but I had a strawberry shake at In-N-Out last year and it was literally the best "standard" shake I've ever had.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 24, 2017, 02:53:30 PM
Most of the time, I agree a shake is a shake (as long as you're talking vanilla/chocolate/strawberry and not one with add-ins like Reese's or Oreo chunks) but I had a strawberry shake at In-N-Out last year and it was literally the best "standard" shake I've ever had.

So, it was no Richard from Sillicon Valley?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 24, 2017, 03:18:45 PM
So, it was no Richard from Sillicon Valley?

It definitely tasted like Gilfoyle, with a hint of Bachman.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 24, 2017, 04:57:33 PM
It definitely tasted like Gilfoyle, with a hint of Bachman.

Hahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on April 25, 2017, 09:36:55 AM
Most of the time, I agree a shake is a shake (as long as you're talking vanilla/chocolate/strawberry and not one with add-ins like Reese's or Oreo chunks) but I had a strawberry shake at In-N-Out last year and it was literally the best "standard" shake I've ever had.
My wife would agree with your assessment of the in and out strawberry shake.  Their fries, however fresh they may be, are garbage.  Single cheeseburger, animal style, is great though.  You have to eat it immediately because the bun fails fast.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 25, 2017, 12:59:34 PM
My wife would agree with your assessment of the in and out strawberry shake.  Their fries, however fresh they may be, are garbage.  Single cheeseburger, animal style, is great though.  You have to eat it immediately because the bun fails fast.

Yeah, the food was okay, not mind-blowing, but the shake alone was worth the visit.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 06, 2017, 03:02:32 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_KrQc3UMAA7Drw.jpg)


Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on May 06, 2017, 06:35:43 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_KrQc3UMAA7Drw.jpg)
I would buy that.  McDonalds has legit condiments.  Their BBC sauce is heaven with fries.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 06, 2017, 11:02:11 PM
I would buy that.  McDonalds has legit condiments.  Their BBC sauce is heaven with fries.

lol you said bbc sauce
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 06, 2017, 11:06:23 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on May 09, 2017, 09:39:03 AM
lol you said bbc sauce
Lol.  Odd auto correct.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 29, 2017, 08:10:44 PM
My daughter has been a bit constipated lately so we've been referring to some of her BMs as "stinky pebbles."

Then I realized that Stinky Pebbles sounds like the name of a terrible breakfast cereal that MB would eat.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on May 29, 2017, 08:13:11 PM
My daughter has been a bit constipated lately so we've been referring to some of her BMs as "stinky pebbles."

Then I realized that Stinky Pebbles sounds like the name of a terrible breakfast cereal that MB would eat.
Ketchup nuggets.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 30, 2017, 12:47:30 PM
My daughter has been a bit constipated lately so we've been referring to some of her BMs as "stinky pebbles."

Then I realized that Stinky Pebbles sounds like the name of a terrible breakfast cereal that MB would eat.

Fruity Pebbles...I prefer the fag cereal genre.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2017, 11:03:36 PM
What the freak is wrong with you people?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/20/canada-toe-stolen-drinks-dawson-city-downtown-hote
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Coach K on August 04, 2017, 06:38:19 PM
made some caramelized banana cream cheese stuffed Brioche french toast.

then dropped a lil over 3k on a new mattress. gotta go into diabetic shock in comfort

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2017, 05:07:50 PM
I ate at CiCi's and I'm disgusted with myself. I deserve everything bad you have to say about me.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2017, 05:32:21 PM
I ate at CiCi's and I'm disgusted with myself. I deserve everything bad you have to say about me.
How did you end up there?  Are you in Virginia again?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2017, 05:51:03 PM
How did you end up there?  Are you in Virginia again?

Yes. We were almost taken to IHOP for dinner last night but I was able to steer us to a local Mexican place instead.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 19, 2017, 08:15:09 PM
I ate at CiCi's and I'm disgusted with myself. I deserve everything bad you have to say about me.

I've never heard of CiCi's so I googled it, apparently we have one in Toronto.

https://www.cicistoronto.com/

Click on the Location link and look at the picture of the store. I suspect it isn't the same thing as you're talking about.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 19, 2017, 08:21:34 PM
I've never heard of CiCi's so I googled it, apparently we have one in Toronto.

https://www.cicistoronto.com/ (https://www.cicistoronto.com/)

Click on the Location link and look at the picture of the store. I suspect it isn't the same thing as you're talking about.

Not the same. Picture how bad the Chinese food is at an all you can eat Chinese Buffet. Now imagine that with Pizza.............now puke. That's Cici's.

When I was working in Orlando ten years ago. I still lived in Miami but had to eat out basically every night. Anyway, I walked into one and did this when I saw what it was.....no lie: Badger is an idiot. lol

(https://media.giphy.com/media/11gC4odpiRKuha/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2017, 08:28:16 PM

Yes. We were almost taken to IHOP for dinner last night but I was able to steer us to a local Mexican place instead.
You could do worse than IHOP. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 19, 2017, 08:32:26 PM
You could do worse than IHOP. 

They make a cheeseburger omelette.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2017, 08:48:52 PM
You could do worse than IHOP.

Yeah, like CiCi's.

Also freak you Puck, I had no choice. I don't give you excrement for eating at Shilla, we were both just along for the ride.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 19, 2017, 08:53:37 PM
Yeah, like CiCi's.

Also freak you Puck, I had no choice. I don't give you excrement for eating at Shilla, we were both just along for the ride.
I've never had CiCi's, but I imagine it is similar to a 1st grader making pizza with no help from his parents. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 19, 2017, 09:01:44 PM
Yeah, like CiCi's.

Also freak you Puck, I had no choice. I don't give you excrement for eating at Shilla, we were both just along for the ride.

So?

 I think you should have MBGreen refer you to a restaurant each week, it might make you eat at better places.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 20, 2017, 07:58:32 AM
Just realized I won't even be able to stop at Chik Fil A on I-95 today.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 20, 2017, 02:35:30 PM
Just realized I won't even be able to stop at Chik Fil A on I-95 today.

Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2017, 03:15:55 PM
Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
At least they have games along with shitty pizza.  If you get about 100 tickets playing skee ball, you can get a plastic spider ring.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 20, 2017, 06:16:31 PM
Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
At least they have games along with shitty pizza.  If you get about 100 tickets playing skee ball, you can get a plastic spider ring.

A. As far as I can remember, their pizza was substantially better than CiCi's.

B. CiCi's had an arcade room too, not that I had the time or inclination to use it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2017, 07:23:31 PM
#shiteating
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on August 20, 2017, 07:48:59 PM
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2017, 08:20:01 PM
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
Imagine buying the shittiest premade pizza dough you could buy in a gas station.  Also some bottom shelf canned pizza sauce and some pepperoni from 1987 on it.  Add rubbery cheese.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 20, 2017, 08:33:08 PM
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.

First ask Badger, he's the idiot that ate there.

 But just in case, get bad pizza dough, cook it till its cardboard in texture. Then wet it and make it soggy with sauce that makes Ragu taste like sauce from a good Italian joint. Then add crappy Mozzarella and cheap cheddar like substance and brown the top...... add all kinds of shitty toppings. Then your have pizza that rivals Papa John's in disgusting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 20, 2017, 08:57:57 PM
First ask Badger, he's the idiot that ate there.

 But just in case, get bad pizza dough, cook it till its cardboard in texture. Then wet it and make it soggy with sauce that makes Ragu taste like sauce from a good Italian joint. Then add crappy Mozzarella and cheap cheddar like substance and brown the top...... add all kinds of shitty toppings. Then your have pizza that rivals Papa John's in disgusting.
Papa John's is glorious in comparison.  Trust me, I had my fair share of excrement pizza and beer in college.  They were all terrible compared to good NY Pizza, but Papa John's is not the worst around.  I'd put Domino's and Pizza Hut well below it.  Either way, they are all vying for the title of least smelly turd.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 20, 2017, 09:57:11 PM
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.

Imagine Pizza Hut, but 150% more retarded and served buffet style.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on August 21, 2017, 06:38:44 AM
Had to google it:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170821/4e157d604b1b82cb025047c8a16a8a1c.jpg)

Surprised they don't have one with grits as a topping.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on August 21, 2017, 07:45:01 AM
Wow. To say Papa John's is good in comparison is a statement. I wouldn't eat that garbage if you put a gun to my head. Even Dominoes I had to be high to eat back in the day.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2017, 08:21:45 AM
"We found this excrement in the clearance bin at Food Lion.  Let's shove it on a pizza and douse it in that red excrement."
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2017, 09:39:47 AM
the real crime nobody is talking about here is that Badger forced his family to eat that excrement too.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 21, 2017, 10:01:58 AM
I would definitely have eaten pancakes at IHOP for dinner if the other choice was CiCi's.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on August 21, 2017, 01:07:38 PM
I would definitely have eaten pancakes at IHOP for dinner if the other choice was CiCi's.
They were different meals. I wasn't paying so I didn't feel entitled to rewrite their plans.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 21, 2017, 01:20:58 PM
They were different meals. I wasn't paying so I didn't feel entitled to rewrite their plans.

Ah, well free food is still the best food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on August 21, 2017, 05:16:37 PM
the real crime nobody is talking about here is that Badger forced his family to eat that excrement too.
ask Badger
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2017, 01:50:26 PM
Wasabi-flavoured Pringles. A generous 4/10. Not recommended.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2017, 08:36:11 PM
I'll bring this to the tailgate in 2018(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170831/1ba10b442e893ca70ca225debea9f33f.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2017, 10:51:22 PM
Quote
dunkaroos

funfetti

cool whip

animal crackers

I don't know what any of this is but I'm like 90% sure it's not actually food.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2017, 11:42:25 PM
Hahahahahahaha

That is an amazing response.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2017, 06:00:07 AM
I don't know what any of this is but I'm like 90% sure it's not actually food.
it should get more hits than Bo's banana pudding.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2017, 06:33:14 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170912/974255d61e5acdafb04a63aa322037ca.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2017, 07:05:59 PM
Pretty sure we've seen her somewhere before......

(https://i.imgur.com/O0XSz.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on September 12, 2017, 11:26:53 PM
Pretty sure we've seen her somewhere before......

(https://i.imgur.com/O0XSz.jpg)

Find a mustard woman and have a foursome. You can call it Russian Dressing.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 21, 2017, 07:55:30 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170922/3f1d5f947d525b19ab74dbd2366ab6eb.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on September 21, 2017, 09:07:38 PM
When MB sees that he's going to shoot a load onto his computer.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on September 21, 2017, 09:20:51 PM
When MB sees that he's going to shoot a load onto his computer.
Is that him in the pic?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on September 21, 2017, 09:53:26 PM
Is that him in the pic?

It may be because that guys hand is on his rooster while he's holding that concoction.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 02, 2017, 09:55:34 AM
Couldn't be bothered cooking last night and as I was passing 7-Eleven anyway I figured I'd just pick up something there. Got a Dr Oetkers frozen pizza, I've heard their reputation but I figured how bad could it really be? I guess now I know the answer.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2017, 10:00:56 AM
Couldn't be bothered cooking last night and as I was passing 7-Eleven anyway I figured I'd just pick up something there. Got a Dr Oetkers frozen pizza, I've heard their reputation but I figured how bad could it really be? I guess now I know the answer.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/qUDrfc1q5BM4w/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2017, 10:33:26 AM
Couldn't be bothered cooking last night and as I was passing 7-Eleven anyway I figured I'd just pick up something there. Got a Dr Oetkers frozen pizza, I've heard their reputation but I figured how bad could it really be? I guess now I know the answer.

you can never criticize anything I eat ever again....
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 02, 2017, 10:44:31 AM
you can never criticize anything I eat ever again....

Sure I can. The difference is that you actually like the excrement you eat.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2017, 10:46:15 AM
Sure I can. The difference is that you actually like the excrement you eat.

I don't eat at 7-11...you're a bigger cockroach than I am.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2017, 01:37:27 PM
I don't eat at 7-11...you're a bigger cockroach than I am.
SBTMcD
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 03, 2017, 02:51:14 PM
SBTMcD

McDonald's food is excrement. A lot of these chain fast food restaurants are excrement, but honestly i love their existence right now lol

a couple of years ago one of the chains (i want to say KFC?) started some sort of '5 for 5' deal where you get 5 full items for 5 dollars, and every other chain followed suit in an effort to keep up. now all of them have deals where you can get a very full-sized meal for totaling only 4-5 dollars, which is great if you're on a budget

i understand excrement like this is one of the reasons why america as a country has such poor health, especially for those of lower socioeconomic classes who need to rely on places like these, so i wouldnt be sad if these sorts of establishments and deals went away. but for now, being a young adult with little/no money and having the option of getting a ton of food for really cheap is clutch
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2017, 03:48:10 PM
McDonald's food is excrement. A lot of these chain fast food restaurants are excrement, but honestly i love their existence right now lol

a couple of years ago one of the chains (i want to say KFC?) started some sort of '5 for 5' deal where you get 5 full items for 5 dollars, and every other chain followed suit in an effort to keep up. now all of them have deals where you can get a very full-sized meal for totaling only 4-5 dollars, which is great if you're on a budget

i understand excrement like this is one of the reasons why america as a country has such poor health, especially for those of lower socioeconomic classes who need to rely on places like these, so i wouldnt be sad if these sorts of establishments and deals went away. but for now, being a young adult with little/no money and having the option of getting a ton of food for really cheap is clutch

Hey, don't knock it. McDonalds food has made MB the man he is.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 03, 2017, 04:21:45 PM
Hey, don't knock it. McDonalds food has made MB the man he is.

good man
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2017, 05:58:51 PM
Do you guys think Rum Ham can actually be made successfully? I'm not even sure what the parameters of success would be, I guess at the very least it needs to be edible enough to not induce vomiting.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2017, 06:19:58 PM
Do you guys think Rum Ham can actually be made successfully? I'm not even sure what the parameters of success would be, I guess at the very least it needs to be edible enough to not induce vomiting.

If you can I am in.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2017, 08:01:48 PM
Do you guys think Rum Ham can actually be made successfully? I'm not even sure what the parameters of success would be, I guess at the very least it needs to be edible enough to not induce vomiting.

I would say so. Rum is quite a sweet liquor and ham stands up really well to sweet marinades because of its saltiness. I never thought about it before but I would totally have a go at that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 03, 2017, 08:07:18 PM
Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2017, 08:22:59 PM
Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?

Not many, at least not if you want them to be edible. Alcohol itself doesn't taste very good in food - when you cook with wine or liquor you generally burn or evaporate the alcohol off and leave the flavour of the booze that you used.

If you want to get drunk from your food, your best bet is some kind of dessert. When I make tiramisu or trifle I generally do so using enough booze to stop a horse.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 03, 2017, 10:01:04 PM
Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?
Tequila sandwich.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 03, 2017, 11:04:57 PM
Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?

Vodka watermelon.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 04, 2017, 07:32:52 AM
Which has me wondering, what dish can be made with enough booze to get you drunk?

Anything made by Hobbes
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on October 04, 2017, 08:08:53 AM
Fat Mac was the best.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 04, 2017, 09:19:25 AM
Fat Mac was the best.

Rum Ham
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on October 04, 2017, 09:19:59 AM
Anything made by Hobbes

He didn't make a 5th of Jack.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2017, 03:44:24 PM
Anyone care for a Nicholas Cage branded "Delicious Stick"? Cream of Corn flavored!

Paging IATA.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 07, 2017, 03:53:25 PM
Anyone care for a Nicholas Cage branded "Delicious Stick"? Cream of Corn flavored!

Paging IATA.

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Mint flavored.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2017, 08:12:19 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
gross
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2017, 06:47:30 PM
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-putting-kit-kats-031921454.html
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2017, 07:01:05 PM
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-putting-kit-kats-031921454.html

I'd hit it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 25, 2017, 08:51:02 AM
https://www.originalprongles.com/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 27, 2017, 06:49:28 PM
https://www.originalprongles.com/
What the ever loving freak?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on November 27, 2017, 07:21:40 PM
https://www.originalprongles.com/
I downloaded the mp3
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on November 28, 2017, 02:19:08 PM
Arby's to acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4B
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 02:31:49 PM
Arby's to acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4B

I love Arbys and I hate Buffalo Wild Wings.


so the better team won here.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on November 28, 2017, 02:44:32 PM
Gon get dem cheesy roast beef wings now!  Wooo!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 28, 2017, 02:50:32 PM
I don't believe I have ever eaten at either.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 28, 2017, 03:01:45 PM
I don't mind Arby's, but I put tons of the horsey sauce on whatever I get, so I can't really taste the "meat" on their sandwiches. I like the curly fries too.

I've never been to BWW.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 03:21:19 PM
Gon get dem cheesy roast beef wings now!  Wooo!

Salt Lick Roast beef sammiches 4 lyfe
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on November 28, 2017, 03:56:23 PM
I don't mind Arby's, but I put tons of the horsey sauce on whatever I get, so I can't really taste the "meat" on their sandwiches. I like the curly fries too.

I've never been to BWW.

BWW is overpriced and average wings at best. MB and I went to one in NJ and it had the worst wings I've ever eaten.  I think they marinated the wings inside of a salt block.  Not sure what the hell was wrong with that particular one. 

Their saving grace is having 8000 TVs with games on.

Arby's sucks, but I can eat it if I have to.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on November 28, 2017, 04:10:46 PM
BWW is overpriced and average wings at best. MB and I went to one in NJ and it had the worst wings I've ever eaten.  I think they marinated the wings inside of a salt block.  Not sure what the hell was wrong with that particular one. 

Their saving grace is having 8000 TVs with games on.

Arby's sucks, but I can eat it if I have to.
BWW is pretty bad.  I only get boneless if I find myself stuck there.

The classic Arbys beef and cheddar on an onion roll with a side of curly fries is still so good.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 10:13:48 PM
BWW is pretty bad.  I only get boneless if I find myself stuck there.

The classic Arbys beef and cheddar on an onion roll with a side of curly fries is still so good.


co-signed.


plus it's a nice reminder of what Hope Solo's quiff looks like.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on November 28, 2017, 11:58:58 PM
I seriously do not understand how these sucky fast food joints keep making money. Holy excrement does BWW suck balls, so does Papa John's, "Better ingredients better pizza" .............better than what raw freaking sewage, they should be sued for false advertising, seriously freak Papa John's.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 29, 2017, 09:44:19 AM
I seriously do not understand how these sucky fast food joints keep making money. Holy excrement does BWW suck balls, so does Papa John's, "Better ingredients better pizza" .............better than what raw freaking sewage, they should be sued for false advertising, seriously freak Papa John's.

We live in a society where everyone works more than 40 hours a week. No one is home to cook, and no one wants to "waste" time cooking when they are home. That's how these places stay in business.

Also, freak Papa John's.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on November 29, 2017, 09:50:38 AM
I seriously do not understand how these sucky fast food joints keep making money. Holy excrement does BWW suck balls, so does Papa John's, "Better ingredients better pizza" .............better than what raw freaking sewage, they should be sued for false advertising, seriously freak Papa John's.

Buffalo Wild Wings is the worst.  We have absolutely no other wing places down here, but I refuse to go to BWW.

Maybe I'll try to find some good wings next time I'm in Houston.  It's just way too hard to pass up the Mexican food.

Completely off topic and a much better post for Good Eating thread, but I had Curried Goat at Compère Lapin in New Orleans a few weeks ago.  One of the best dishes I've ever had.  Gat Dayum. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 29, 2017, 10:01:41 AM
Completely off topic and a much better post for Good Eating thread, but I had Curried Goat at Compère Lapin in New Orleans a few weeks ago.  One of the best dishes I've ever had.  Gat Dayum. 

When I lived in London there used to be this shitty cafe next to our nearest Tube station that stayed open until 3am, and they did Caribbean food. After a night on the beer we'd stop in on our way hom for curry goat roti and it was amazing - worth standing in line with the local dealers and small time hoods for.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on November 29, 2017, 10:26:28 AM
Curried anything is good. Goat? Hell yeah. I had that in Jamaica like 15 years ago, delicious. Love, love, love oxtail.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 29, 2017, 07:01:43 PM
Bought some tortillas at the grocery store on Saturday to make huevos rancheros. Didn't pay attention to the package, found out when I got home that they were cheese flavoured tortillas. Seemed OK buried beneath a pile of guac and beans and eggs, but I just used one to make a burrito and it was as artificial and disgusting as you might expect. Every mouthful smelled like feet.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on November 29, 2017, 09:26:16 PM
Hahaha smelled like feet.....
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2017, 10:59:02 AM
Wait..."every mouthful"? How many mouthfuls of food that tasted like feet did you consume?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2017, 11:10:14 AM
Wait..."every mouthful"? How many mouthfuls of food that tasted like feet did you consume?

All of them. It didn't taste like feet, just smelled like it. And I was hungry, and it was still a burrito. Just an unpleasant smelling one.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2017, 11:52:44 AM
All of them. It didn't taste like feet, just smelled like it. And I was hungry, and it was still a burrito. Just an unpleasant smelling one.

Why wouldn't you just remove the taco shell from the equation?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2017, 12:03:34 PM
Why wouldn't you just remove the taco shell from the equation?

Because all my chicken and salsa and salad and stuff was already in it, and I was hungry.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2017, 12:09:24 PM
Because all my chicken and salsa and salad and stuff was already in it, and I was hungry.

You could've opened it up and took the innards out.

If you liked the foot smell, it's all good man. Rex the excrement outta that burrito!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2017, 12:14:59 PM
You could've opened it up and took the innards out.

If you liked the foot smell, it's all good man. Rex the excrement outta that burrito!

Again, that would have taken time and I was hungry. It was easier just to inhale it and then complain on the internet.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2017, 12:20:59 PM
Again, that would have taken time and I was hungry. It was easier just to inhale it and then complain on the internet.

Got it.

Foot fetish. Stinky foot fetish.

To each his own, my friend!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 30, 2017, 01:08:33 PM
I ate Arbys today.

#delish
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2017, 01:16:32 PM
I ate Arbys today.

#delish

Warn your coworkers of impending doom in the restroom around 4PM.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 30, 2017, 01:48:49 PM
Warn your coworkers of impending doom in the restroom around 4PM.

I prefer the kamikaze
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2017, 01:50:35 PM
I prefer the kamikaze

Fair enough.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on December 02, 2017, 04:32:36 AM
http://wsbt.com/news/offbeat/waffle-house-customer-cooks-his-own-meal-while-employees-sleep
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on December 17, 2017, 11:21:25 AM
I had pimento grilled cheese while in SC.  It was amazing.

Problem is, now I'm either shitting blood, pimento dye, or some combination of the two.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on December 17, 2017, 11:30:05 AM
I had pimento grilled cheese while in SC.  It was amazing.

Problem is, now I'm either shitting blood, pimento dye, or some combination of the two.

Sent from my SM-G935P using Tapatalk
Small price to pay for glory.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2018, 09:44:41 PM
(https://i.redd.it/h2v6wyr24j701.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Fenwyr on January 01, 2018, 10:20:49 PM
(https://i.redd.it/h2v6wyr24j701.jpg)
Kind of looks like an russian/japanese mashup version of perogies.

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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2018, 05:29:53 AM
Looks like microwaved shrimp.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2018, 04:49:42 PM
Delicious gereeps.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180206/491616168a85f688dc8c824064ce485f.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 06, 2018, 10:39:36 PM
teriyaki gereep stirfry for lunch tomorrow.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2018, 08:45:46 AM
some of you may be interested in this...

https://957thejet.iheart.com/featured/marty-and-jodi-in-the-morning/content/2017-12-29-company-sells-edible-butthole-chocolates-offers-custom-molds/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 23, 2018, 09:45:33 AM
some of you may be interested in this...

https://957thejet.iheart.com/featured/marty-and-jodi-in-the-morning/content/2017-12-29-company-sells-edible-butthole-chocolates-offers-custom-molds/
Christmas gifts...... Check!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: steves850 on February 23, 2018, 10:05:37 AM
some of you may be interested in this...

https://957thejet.iheart.com/featured/marty-and-jodi-in-the-morning/content/2017-12-29-company-sells-edible-butthole-chocolates-offers-custom-molds/

So here's the plan, I'll get custom molds made, put them in a Godiva box and leave them in the kitchen work..... profit!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2018, 11:02:30 AM
So here's the plan, I'll get custom molds made, put them in a Godiva box and leave them in the kitchen work..... profit!

Or, just buy some cheap chocolates, let them get warm and soft, then press each one firmly against your butthole before returning it to the box. Put the box in the fridge for a couple of hours until they firm up, then leave in the kitchen for your coworkers to help themselves. Cheaper and much more satisfying.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 23, 2018, 11:06:12 AM
Butthole roulette:  One of the chocolates is the original mold from the butthole......
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: steves850 on February 23, 2018, 11:07:48 AM
Or, just buy some cheap chocolates, let them get warm and soft, then press each one firmly against your butthole before returning it to the box. Put the box in the fridge for a couple of hours until they firm up, then leave in the kitchen for your coworkers to help themselves. Cheaper and much more satisfying.

I believe you are over estimating my flexibility. I'll need assistance. Bo, wanna give me a hand with this?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 23, 2018, 11:12:32 AM
I believe you are over estimating my flexibility. I'll need assistance. Bo, wanna give me a hand with this?

No one wants a mold of your hemorrhoids.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 16, 2018, 09:39:55 PM
https://twitter.com/wcpo/status/974314297672257536?s=21
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2018, 04:16:23 PM
That time that Bo and MB shared that hotel room and we assumed they were sniffing each others buttholes and rubbing their gonads together, we were doing them a grave disservice. It turns out they were planning a food revolution, and here it is:

https://i.imgur.com/K80rnte.gifv
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2018, 04:30:27 PM
That time that Bo and MB shared that hotel room and we assumed they were sniffing each others buttholes and rubbing their gonads together, we were doing them a grave disservice. It turns out they were planning a food revolution, and here it is:

https://i.imgur.com/K80rnte.gifv

Oh man, I saw that excrement somewhere on the interwebz this morning.  Why?

MB is holding out for ketchup dust.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2018, 04:41:51 PM
wtf did i just watch
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2018, 04:43:11 PM
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180323/03ea0bd609ff201a426dd5ab12e9ba8e.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2018, 04:48:07 PM
wtf did i just watch

The Slice Of Sauce by Bo's Fine Foods.

Don't tell me you're not salivating right now.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2018, 04:48:12 PM
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180323/03ea0bd609ff201a426dd5ab12e9ba8e.jpg)

Undouched Guy Fieri = Beau Bridges
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2018, 04:49:17 PM
The Slice Of Sauce by Bo's Fine Foods.

Don't tell me you're not salivating right now.

freak no
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2018, 06:51:01 PM
Let's roll up a ketchup slice and do some lines of cheese dust.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2018, 07:02:13 PM
Let's roll up a ketchup slice and do some lines of cheese dust.
Now it's a party.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2018, 08:37:31 PM
https://twitter.com/poptartsus/status/976290627372527616?s=21
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2018, 08:10:15 AM
https://twitter.com/poptartsus/status/976290627372527616?s=21
I used to cut the edges off chocolate poptarts and then eat the middle when i was a kid.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 24, 2018, 11:34:26 AM
I used to cut the edges off chocolate poptarts and then eat the middle when i was a kid.
Holy autism, Batman.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2018, 11:36:01 AM
Holy autism, Batman.
I was punished for it already. #diabeeetus
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2018, 03:50:14 PM
Bo needs to try this.

http://wgntv.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 13, 2018, 03:53:43 PM
Bo needs to try this.

http://wgntv.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/

I was like "Who the hell would ever eat this?!" until I saw you get a free t-shirt if you do!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2018, 03:54:56 PM
Bo needs to try this.

http://wgntv.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/

I saw that.  Not my thing. 

It's nice to know that the tarantula would have no right to refuse anal in Louisiana.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2018, 03:55:47 PM
I was like "Who the hell would ever eat this?!" until I saw you get a free t-shirt if you do!

I would totally try it and you can keep the shirt. I love trying weird foods.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2018, 03:57:01 PM
I would totally try it and you can keep the shirt. I love trying weird foods.

I think you should only get the shirt if you eat it live.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 13, 2018, 03:58:49 PM
I would totally try it and you can keep the shirt. I love trying weird foods.

Really?!

I don't know man, that's not even weird to me. It's a freaking deadly spider. I guess I really can't speak to the topic because I don't even like pork. Beef and chicken are pretty much all the meat I eat (plus seafood). Rarely pork or turkey. I'm definitely not adventurous.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 13, 2018, 04:03:28 PM
Yikes. My boss grows Reapers and makes hot sauce with them. The sauce is amazing, but I'd never eat one of these sons-of-bitches raw.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/09/health/hot-pepper-thunderclap-headaches.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/09/health/hot-pepper-thunderclap-headaches.html)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2018, 04:06:45 PM
Really?!

I don't know man, that's not even weird to me. It's a freaking deadly spider. I guess I really can't speak to the topic because I don't even like pork. Beef and chicken are pretty much all the meat I eat (plus seafood). Rarely pork or turkey. I'm definitely not adventurous.

Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 13, 2018, 04:18:54 PM
Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?

I can't honestly answer you. But I won't eat a cow's eye or its brain.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2018, 04:23:21 PM
I can't honestly answer you. But I won't eat a cow's eye or its brain.

this
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2018, 04:24:09 PM
Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?

Probably a bit of how you were raised and texture aversion to what you are eating.  You get used to eating meats as a kid, and unless you grew up eating eyeballs or bull nuts, they are squishy and have an off-putting texture compared to what you are familiar with.

Then again, I like okra but it has a nasty texture.  I grew up eating it, so maybe that's why.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2018, 04:26:32 PM
this

I am the biggest bundle of sticks on this board.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2018, 09:24:41 PM
Of course. I've never understood why people are put off trying one kind of food and not another. If you try and don't like it then fine, but why arbitrarily determine what you're going to enjoy? Why do people get repulsed by the idea of eating a cow's eye or brain, but not it's arse muscle?

Because the faint memory of mad cow disease far outweighs the possible enjoyment I'd get from eating cow brain.

I've cut open sheep eyes in school. I feel no desire to eat any mammal's eye.

I ate a pig's ear last Saturday so my weird food cred remains intact for another year.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: ons on April 13, 2018, 11:29:01 PM
I ate a pig's ear last Saturday so my weird food cred remains intact for another year.

How was it prepared? I love myself gelatinized Chinese braised pig ear salads, but I've heard of other preparations working out pretty well.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2018, 07:26:31 AM
How was it prepared? I love myself gelatinized Chinese braised pig ear salads, but I've heard of other preparations working out pretty well.

It was a full pig roast. The ear was just carved off and handed to me.

I was pretty drunk so I didn't really stop to season it more. It was OK, kind of rubbery. My friend is still perfecting his pig roast technique so that the skin comes out more crackly.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2018, 10:11:51 AM
It was a full pig roast. The ear was just carved off and handed to me.

I was pretty drunk so I didn't really stop to season it more. It was OK, kind of rubbery. My friend is still perfecting his pig roast technique so that the skin comes out more crackly.

All you needed was more...

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article12342659.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Mayochup-Is-The-Sauce-That-Is-Dividing-The-Internet-Right-Now.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2018, 10:21:40 AM
Mayochup? What a stupid name for marie rose sauce.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2018, 05:27:02 PM
Mayochup? What a stupid name for marie rose sauce.

Never heard that one. I've heard it called fry sauce usually.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2018, 05:32:59 PM
Never heard that one. I've heard it called fry sauce usually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Rose_sauce

Looks like proper marie rose is a bit different, but mayo and ketchup is an acceptable recipe.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2018, 10:26:44 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180501/033d93b72297201ac198d893682455dc.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on July 08, 2018, 12:57:46 PM
Had the pickle juice smoothie at Sonic finally. Not too bad. I happen to love the taste of pickle juice and I would say it’s a little sweet but I definitely got a dill kosher taste while sipping it. I would like it completely pickle but I would get it again.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on July 08, 2018, 02:24:26 PM
Had the pickle juice smoothie at Sonic finally. Not too bad. I happen to love the taste of pickle juice and I would say it’s a little sweet but I definitely got a dill kosher taste while sipping it. I would like it completely pickle but I would get it again.

I love dill pickles...but a pickle smoothie is freaking weird.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 07, 2018, 08:26:59 PM
.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180908/78fa4c8af84d1914c277cccab6aa85ed.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2018, 08:50:21 PM
Old cookbooks are lol.

https://twitter.com/jedportman/status/1040014071314165761?s=19
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2018, 09:12:31 PM
It's got bacon.  It's fine.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on September 13, 2018, 12:21:30 AM
Thanks for the tailgate recipe
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 15, 2018, 08:47:52 PM
https://twitter.com/ShriekingMarx/status/1041103195936841728?s=09
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2018, 06:46:50 PM
.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180922/fbdb7f1c11bd43b70b319747f614e963.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on September 22, 2018, 07:25:59 PM
Wat
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2018, 09:44:45 PM
Ew(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181006/519e7d4b1de0bc16123677c220d347e9.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2018, 08:15:54 AM
.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181008/5d8cd3b10fe7be43a5179ced319d185e.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2018, 08:16:41 AM
.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181008/4a54ee9ab57752747d582bdb78999414.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on October 23, 2018, 06:50:32 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/9qr1g9/if_i_add_water_to_the_chocolate_fountain
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Jumbo on November 06, 2018, 02:16:47 AM
Found MBGreen's order

(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/437386637400473600/509213873379999754/image0.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2018, 06:06:36 AM
Haha
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Jumbo on December 05, 2018, 12:15:14 PM
(https://i.redd.it/mznr6y5nj9221.jpg)

The all-time classic, jelly donut burger
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on December 19, 2018, 09:21:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rgYlpq0.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on December 19, 2018, 09:28:47 PM
I got weepy-eyed reading that
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 11, 2019, 04:51:11 PM
Holeeeey excrement. 26 lb bucket of mac and cheese with a 20 year shelf life.

/MBGreen's life

https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/costco-sells-out-of-26-lb-mac-cheese-tub-with-20-year-shelf-life

(https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/mac-and-cheese.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on January 11, 2019, 06:13:57 PM
I think this bucket of mac and cheese should be our new OC.  You could eat it.  Sit on the bucket during timeouts.  Much more useful than Dorwell Logman.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2019, 06:43:03 PM
This thread always triggers my bowels
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2019, 08:31:46 PM
https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1088122772927205378?s=09
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on January 23, 2019, 08:35:26 PM
https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1088122772927205378?s=09

It probably wasn't. 90% of "banned" commercials are pitches never intended for air.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 24, 2019, 12:49:08 PM
https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1088122772927205378?s=09

That commercial was awesome. I'm never going to eat a Devour meal, hell I've never even heard of it before, but if I liked my food to taste like cardboard and be nuked to 500 degrees, I'd totally be roped in by that commercial.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 20, 2019, 06:48:57 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190221/4b91dc65da5f5fc2f1a91e036c5ac129.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2019, 08:13:49 PM
IT'S freaking FAMOUS BITCH
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 04, 2019, 07:55:09 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190305/4cbe6faf4bc313562754c6d8c43bcb99.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 19, 2019, 05:41:34 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190519/7a493bdc1c1352daaf867b4b1d1ee0cf.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 20, 2019, 09:45:39 AM
Is that seriously Chef Boyardee in soft taco shells? Someone should be prosecuted for that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 21, 2019, 05:27:57 AM
Is that seriously Chef Boyardee in soft taco shells? Someone should be prosecuted for that.
Supposedly it's a satire page but someone still actually made those for the picture.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on June 27, 2019, 06:36:39 PM
https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1144283018825277440?s=09
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on June 27, 2019, 07:01:49 PM
https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1144283018825277440?s=09

Doubleyouteefuckingeff
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: klaximilian on July 24, 2019, 08:27:43 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190305/4cbe6faf4bc313562754c6d8c43bcb99.jpg)

Would eat 10/10
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2020, 06:47:15 PM
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384?s=19

MBukkake
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2020, 07:27:14 PM
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384?s=19

MBukkake

Abscess burger. Yum.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2020, 07:28:32 PM
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384?s=19

MBukkake

Ugh. This is where that, "Stop Squeezing the Food at Me" Gizmodo article gains traction.

That just looks terrible.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2020, 05:23:54 AM
This guy made a thread about that place's various menu items. They are out of business now.

https://twitter.com/MuskTillDawn/status/1213992477297905664?s=19
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Pope on January 06, 2020, 10:25:43 PM
This guy made a thread about that place's various menu items. They are out of business now.

https://twitter.com/MuskTillDawn/status/1213992477297905664?s=19
Jesus that thread made MBGreen’s food choices look 3 Michelin Star
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2020, 12:49:13 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200205/74be070427acc85226425d7c05bbe3d0.jpg)

I’m in
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on February 05, 2020, 01:35:17 PM
Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is probably the fuckin bomb.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2020, 01:37:46 PM
Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is probably the fuckin bomb.

I always imagined Salma Hayek's inner thighs smelled like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2020, 07:23:12 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2020, 08:11:44 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200213/6c354333d42e7972abd37a5f0a2f171b.jpg)
That looks like 2 puddles of jizz and a pile of diarrhea. In other words, a Friday night for Puck.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 13, 2020, 09:54:15 AM
Mountain Dew literally tastes like antifreeze
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2020, 10:22:03 AM
Mountain Dew literally tastes like antifreeze

Having never drunk antifreeze ima have to take your word for it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 13, 2020, 10:58:24 AM
Having never drunk antifreeze ima have to take your word for it.

I've never purposely consumed it, but yes, pouring it into the car, I've had some splash up so I've tasted it.

And yes, Mountain Dew absolutely tastes like antifreeze, just a little thinner.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: delavan on February 13, 2020, 12:30:17 PM
Mountain Dew absolutely tastes like antifreeze, just a little thinner.
You're actually onto something here doc:

https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/12/15/flame-retardant-in-your-mountain-dew-yep/

There's flame retardant in your Mountain Dew.  That soda with the lime-green hue (and other citrus-flavored bubbly pops) won't keep your insides fireproof, but it does contain brominated vegetable oil, a patented flame retardant for plastics that has been banned in foods throughout Europe and in Japan.  Brominated vegetable oil, or BVO, which acts as an emulsifier in citrus-flavored soda drinks, is found in about 10 percent of sodas sold in the U.S.

"After a few extreme soda binges - not too far from what many [video] gamers regularly consume - a few patients have needed medical attention for skin lesions, memory loss and nerve disorders, all symptoms of overexposure to bromine," according to a recent article in Environmental News.

PepsiCo., owner of Mountain Dew, declined to comment on the brand-specific issue.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: mj2sexay on February 13, 2020, 01:58:21 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200213/6c354333d42e7972abd37a5f0a2f171b.jpg)


Hope he chokes on it.

Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: d sw0rdz on February 13, 2020, 05:34:56 PM
I've never purposely consumed it, but yes, pouring it into the car, I've had some splash up so I've tasted it.

And yes, Mountain Dew absolutely tastes like antifreeze, just a little thinner.

be careful with any sort of antifreeze ingestion lol. it can and will literally fvck up your life
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2020, 07:35:52 PM

Hope he chokes on it.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200214/90a27f948b00a4686077e2b4f3f36070.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on February 13, 2020, 11:48:37 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200214/90a27f948b00a4686077e2b4f3f36070.jpg)

It's sad I know where this pic is from.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: mj2sexay on February 15, 2020, 11:42:21 AM
It's sad I know where this pic is from.

Dillon! Youuu son of a bitch!

Whata mattah?! Da CIA got you pushing too many pencils?!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: reuben on February 15, 2020, 12:17:21 PM
It's sad I know where this pic is from.

One of the most popular movies of all time?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2020, 11:05:52 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200220/fc2a99d99204abe335f831d4da90be82.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2020, 10:01:13 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200220/fc2a99d99204abe335f831d4da90be82.jpg)

What the freak
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 10:07:28 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200220/fc2a99d99204abe335f831d4da90be82.jpg)

pair it up with some chicken tendies
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 10:08:16 AM
That's real? Why?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 20, 2020, 03:31:15 PM
That's real? Why?
I'm not certain but I'm not gonna go and ruin the illusion
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2020, 05:34:36 PM
It's fake.

 Source (https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/clfv8n/kyles_special_sauce/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 05:38:33 PM
It's fake.

 Source (https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/clfv8n/kyles_special_sauce/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I thought the doctorphotograph copyright on the label was a dead giveaway.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2020, 05:41:11 PM
I thought the doctorphotograph copyright on the label was a dead giveaway.

Ah, I missed that.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2020, 01:34:19 PM
We can make it real at the next tailgate.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 28, 2020, 08:21:39 AM
We can make it real at the next tailgate.

Boo this man!
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2020, 09:02:30 AM
We can make it real at the next tailgate.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200228/a70e4b8e923f53c57dcfaa391a3c7c73.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2020, 09:04:05 AM
We can make it real at the next tailgate.
Mayo, guac, and 5 hour energy?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2020, 09:12:20 AM
Mayo, guac, and 5 hour energy?
And a tablespoon of your banana pudding. I’m sure there’s still some left over.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2020, 09:25:15 AM
And a tablespoon of your banana pudding. I’m sure there’s still some left over.
Its formed a nice crust in the bed of
Piney's truck
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2020, 05:55:16 PM
22 lbs of banana Red Bull puddin
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2020, 08:43:11 AM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/a66765efcff17999f4a220aaefad9980.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2020, 08:43:30 AM
Chili Spiced Riced Cauliflower Burgers
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2020, 09:15:48 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/a66765efcff17999f4a220aaefad9980.jpg)

freak no
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 18, 2020, 09:35:37 AM
Pumpkin Spice Brussel Sprout Stir Fry. That actually sounds like a thing.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 18, 2020, 10:19:44 AM
5 Cheese Cold Brew Coffee.

MB Green just got horngry.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2020, 11:50:44 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/a66765efcff17999f4a220aaefad9980.jpg)

Triple Ginger Cookie Butter Burgers


*licks chops*
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 25, 2020, 12:13:18 PM
Quote

The Ten Worst Foods in the World:

I don’t think I am ever going to convince anybody that what I do for a living — traveling and eating — could be counted as one of life’s tougher jobs. I am usually placed in the enviable position of spending time in fascinating places and eating amazing food prepared for me by talented and generous cooks.

That said, on more than one occasion I have been faced with a particularly challenging local delicacy that I have had to force down as enthusiastic locals watch for my reaction. Some are challenging because they contain ingredients alien to a Western palate, others because they are made using techniques like fermenting, which makes them an acquired taste. However, some are just objectively nasty and should be mentioned in the Geneva Convention.

Here are the 10 worst foods I have encountered so far.

Dende oil (Brazil)

This dislike is a purely subjective one. Dende oil is the cooking medium for much of the fried food in the Bahia region of Brazil. It is extracted from local palm trees, and the origins of its use go back to the cooking methods of African slaves. The taste of anything cooked in the oil is very strong, but you are unlikely to get that far, as the smell is reminiscent of an unwashed armpit.

Kopi luwak (Sumatra)

Time to fess up: I have never tried this one. Not because I have any great fear of drinking something that has passed through the digestive system of the Asian palm civet and then been collected by rummaging around in its feces, but because coffee is one of two things to which I am allergic (the other being oysters). Apparently kopi luwak is the most expensive brew on earth, so maybe I am missing something. I can learn to live with not knowing.

Balut (Philippines)

Let a fertilized duck or chicken egg develop until it is embryonic. Boil it and serve with chili vinegar, and you have balut, the street food of discerning Filipinos. There is a strict etiquette to eating balut. First, sip the liquid from the shell. Next, chew the remaining contents, making sure to crack the bones for good measure, and then toss the shell on the ground. For me, the only rule is to run as fast as possible in the other direction if I am ever offered one again.

Roasted camel (Morocco)

Butchers in the famous city of Casablanca advertise the origins of the camel meat they are selling by hanging the grinning heads of the animals outside their stands. Nearby, stalls are set up to grill your purchases for you, in kebab or sandwich form. The meat is tough and gamy. The locals seemed to like it, but it took more chewing than my sensitive gnashers were able to dish out.

Cod sperm (Japan)

In the spirit of adventure and so as not to lose face in front of a crowd of smart Japanese businessmen, I tried these small white sacks of slimy unpleasantness in a trendy sushi bar in Kyoto. I threw up, and they laughed a great deal.

Dog

I am not particularly sentimental and don’t have any great issue with people eating Fido if that is what their customs dictate. For the record, the meat tastes like gamy pork. However, once I found out that cooks like to beat the dog while it is still alive, believing that the added adrenaline in the meat will give virility to those who eat it, I made a vow never to touch it again.

Cane rat (China)

I totally understand that people have to use what resources are available to them to survive. However, the sight of a dried cane rat at a food stall in Yangshuo, in southern China, was not a particularly welcome one. Being a culinary adventurer, I felt obliged to try it. What can I say? It tasted just as one would imagine a dead dried rat would taste. Let us never speak of it again.

Durian (Southeast Asia)

Signs bearing the silhouette of a large prickly fruit with a line through it can be found on the doors of hotels, buses and trains throughout Southeast Asia. They are a firm warning that the dreaded durian is not welcome, and it is easy to understand why. Although the taste of the fruit is not at all unpleasant, the smell is enough to peel the skin off one’s face from one hundred paces away.

Airag (Mongolia)

They say Mongolians are born in the saddle and die in the saddle, and it is certainly true that the horse is vital to their nomadic lifestyle. They also eat plenty of horse meat and manage to consume almost four liters of mare’s milk a day. Mare's milk is fermented in a cowhide container until it is a potent 5 percent ABV: having tried it, I have to wonder how any of Mongolians manage to stay in the saddle at all
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2020, 12:52:08 PM
Quote
Kopi luwak (Sumatra)

Time to fess up: I have never tried this one. Not because I have any great fear of drinking something that has passed through the digestive system of the Asian palm civet and then been collected by rummaging around in its feces, but because coffee is one of two things to which I am allergic (the other being oysters). Apparently kopi luwak is the most expensive brew on earth, so maybe I am missing something. I can learn to live with not knowing.

I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2020, 08:31:21 PM
I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
You are wrong
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2020, 01:47:12 PM
(https://i.redd.it/gl9q36o40tp41.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 30, 2020, 04:14:24 PM
Not a good day for Rylee.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on March 30, 2020, 05:18:18 PM
I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.

The Scat Man
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2020, 03:47:11 PM
https://tornadoughalli.com/kool-aid-pickles/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on April 09, 2020, 06:00:07 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200409/6c88d759e7a5a492ba40bfbacec912bf.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: reuben on April 09, 2020, 07:10:02 PM
What's "Gewurz"?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2020, 07:21:54 PM
What's "Gewurz"?

"Spicy", or close.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2020, 06:52:36 AM
https://twitter.com/melisacent/status/1252634310575828997?s=21
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 22, 2020, 08:56:09 AM
Ordered wings through a local place (Uber Eats) on Sunday night.

The driver brought us three Hawaiian pizzas and some garlic bread. 
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2020, 09:23:32 AM
Ordered wings through a local place (Uber Eats) on Sunday night.

The driver brought us three Hawaiian pizzas and some garlic bread. 

You should have excrement in the bag (they wouldn't check) and tell them to take it back.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on April 22, 2020, 10:08:56 AM
You should have excrement in the bag (they wouldn't check) and tell them to take it back.

"I knew this wasn't your order, but they kept saying it was!  Lemme get a 5 star review tho!"
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 12, 2020, 05:26:17 AM
https://twitter.com/jakemhs/status/1260025788759326720?s=21
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2020, 06:31:04 AM
Gold
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2020, 07:58:11 AM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200512/57b7071b1fff281853aad560ae2f9539.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 12, 2020, 08:07:18 AM
i think i'm going to throw up
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 12, 2020, 08:25:46 AM
That's the only meal dcm's ever had
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2020, 08:51:59 AM
That's the only meal dcm's ever had
Needs a dusting of oatmeal and halved boiled eggs inside the jello
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2020, 10:55:01 AM
i think i'm going to throw up

You'd be all over that like a zombie to brains.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 12, 2020, 11:39:19 AM
You'd be all over that like a zombie to brains.
I thought you learned how to read....guess not
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2020, 11:41:13 AM
I thought you learned how to read....guess not

I am calling you a lying sack, you'd be all over it.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 12, 2020, 12:16:59 PM
I am calling you a lying sack, you'd be all over it.
When I have ever lied to you?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2020, 03:16:42 PM
When I have ever lied to you?

You ate a Krautza.

Kisses Biceps
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 12, 2020, 03:18:50 PM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/guy-fieri-food-people-alison-roman-chrissy-teigen

She's right about all of this. freak you, yes she is.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2020, 03:49:11 PM
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/guy-fieri-food-people-alison-roman-chrissy-teigen (https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/guy-fieri-food-people-alison-roman-chrissy-teigen)

She's right about all of this. freak you, yes she is.

No freak you.


I have no idea what's going on in social media food wars........


But seriously freak you JE.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Johnny English on May 12, 2020, 04:48:23 PM
No freak you.


I have no idea what's going on in social media food wars........


But seriously freak you JE.

(https://i.imgur.com/ewPV9XU.png)
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: MBGreen on May 12, 2020, 06:16:21 PM
You ate a Krautza.

Kisses Biceps
A what?
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 18, 2020, 09:54:16 AM
https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794?s=21
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2020, 11:14:43 AM
https://thevulgarchef.com/2020/05/07/i-made-ranch-gummy-bears-and-you-should-too/
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Heismanberg on May 22, 2020, 11:33:16 AM
what the hell
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2020, 11:34:38 AM
what the hell
Tailgate 2020
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Miamipuck on May 23, 2020, 12:59:48 AM
Tailgate 2020

Enjoy your aids
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 23, 2020, 08:17:03 PM
I spend 90 minutes scrolling through that blog. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Title: Re: Epic Fud
Post by: Badger on May 23, 2020, 08:19:28 PM
I spend 90 minutes scrolling through that blog. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Franchup