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Title: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2014, 07:25:16 PM: Small and perky? Big and any shape? Tiny nipples? Dinner plates? Fake? Real?
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2014, 07:28:40 PM: http://uglytits.tumblr.com/

THIS USER IS BANNED FOR MAKING THIS POST
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2014, 07:32:14 PM: I vomited after #3. If your nipples need lotion, well, you should cut them off.

And freak you for posting that. Dick. And yes I'm still scrolling through them.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: reuben on January 27, 2014, 07:37:25 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 27, 2014, 07:28:40 PM
http://uglytits.tumblr.com/

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpndzHrss1r6g7k5o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2014, 07:38:16 PM: Oh my gawd they get worse as you go down. I freaking hate you. Hair? Really?
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2014, 07:55:14 PM: MBGreen will love all of them.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2014, 08:05:58 PM: Boob dust?
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Ornstein on January 27, 2014, 08:43:45 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 27, 2014, 07:28:40 PM
http://uglytits.tumblr.com/

way to be a kill joy
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: klaximilian on January 27, 2014, 08:53:56 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 27, 2014, 07:28:40 PM
http://uglytits.tumblr.com/

LOL at anyone who actually clicked the link.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: JFIF on January 27, 2014, 08:54:49 PM: Quote from: klaximilian on January 27, 2014, 08:53:56 PM
LOL at anyone who actually clicked the link.

+1
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2014, 09:09:50 PM: Quote from: Ornstein on January 27, 2014, 08:43:45 PM
way to be a kill joy

(http://i.imgur.com/k1IgLpU.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 28, 2014, 03:35:55 AM: ^Wtf? Hahaha.......
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on January 28, 2014, 05:11:54 AM: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Heismanberg on January 28, 2014, 07:50:18 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 28, 2014, 03:35:55 AM
^Wtf? Hahaha.......

Bo Burnham is the man

His new standup is on Netflix Instant
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Fenwyr on January 28, 2014, 03:53:58 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 27, 2014, 07:25:16 PM
Small and perky? Big and any shape? Tiny nipples? Dinner plates? Fake? Real?

Perky/Big/Average/Real

And will never click that link.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on January 30, 2014, 06:58:33 PM: http://nurse3dmovie.com/
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 30, 2014, 08:18:06 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 30, 2014, 06:58:33 PM
http://nurse3dmovie.com/

Yes please! I was a little worried this would be similar to that uglytits tumblr except without the obvious title. I was pleasantly surprised to see glorious hawtness.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2014, 09:30:56 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 30, 2014, 08:18:06 PM
Yes please! I was a little worried this would be similar to that uglytits tumblr except without the obvious title. I was pleasantly surprised to see glorious hawtness.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what it's like to be a married man.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 30, 2014, 11:24:59 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 30, 2014, 09:30:56 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what it's like to be a married man.

And you would know because...
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 31, 2014, 08:52:32 AM: this thread really sucks right now.

Miss Colorado Teen runner up 2012, Kristy Althaus:

NSFW (derr)

http://m.pornhub.com/video/show/title/teens_do_porn_18_years_old_gets_massive_creampie/vkey/1466842919
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on January 31, 2014, 08:55:21 AM: SFD with the straight-up porn. Nice. I haven't seen it, I'm at work, but the link kind of gives it away.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on January 31, 2014, 09:21:00 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/yfk4miv.png)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Heismanberg on January 31, 2014, 09:23:59 PM: How is that still alive?
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: MBGreen on February 01, 2014, 12:34:43 AM: Disgusting

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on February 01, 2014, 05:17:41 AM: Whyyyy
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 01, 2014, 06:14:23 AM: Dammit Badger. Pretzels will never taste the same.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 01, 2014, 08:48:34 AM: Quote from: Tommy on February 01, 2014, 05:17:41 AM
Whyyyy

(http://i.imgur.com/ogkNpGk.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 01, 2014, 02:03:46 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on January 31, 2014, 09:23:59 PM
How is that still alive?

I'm pretty sure she isn't.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 11:16:13 AM: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/topless-paparazzo-wins-40-000-city-article-1.1501292
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: ons on February 03, 2014, 12:20:22 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 01, 2014, 02:03:46 PM
I'm pretty sure she isn't.

I feel like I remember seeing people talk about her a while ago - I think she was still alive and is an anti-anorexia activist or something a year or two ago.

I've seen one person in my life who came close to that and it made me gag right there on the sidewalk. Must've been at least five, six, years ago but it's burned into my eyes. Terrifying.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: ons on February 03, 2014, 12:21:40 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 03, 2014, 11:16:13 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/topless-paparazzo-wins-40-000-city-article-1.1501292

Telling chicks it's legal to be topless in public in New York turned out surprisingly well for me a couple of times.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on February 03, 2014, 07:40:53 PM: Supporters of this law are focusing on the nice boobs, but forget that many boobs are not very nice. You run the risk of seeing shitty boobs during your lunch break. That ain't cool.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 07:45:57 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AngieVarona
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 03, 2014, 07:50:58 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 03, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AngieVarona

I'm guessing MB is already familiar with her, but if not he's going to be in heaven.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: MBGreen on February 03, 2014, 09:07:55 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 03, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AngieVarona

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/the_rock_gif.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 11:35:26 AM: http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/02/nude-college-girls-filmed-porn-columbia-library-art/
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: JFIF on February 04, 2014, 05:37:58 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on February 03, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
I'm guessing MB is already familiar with her, but if not he's going to be in heaven.

pretty sure she lives here
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Fenwyr on February 05, 2014, 01:27:03 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 03, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AngieVarona

Somewhere out there is a very abusive father.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2014, 07:57:02 PM: http://pornhubcommentsonvalentines.com/
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2014, 08:31:19 PM: This one had me in tears:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/559872d26ff8dd74319931a697d38de0/tumblr_n02mylpEmj1tparyfo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 09, 2014, 06:40:09 PM: NSFW

http://imgur.com/37NOF3r
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 09, 2014, 07:48:50 PM: This thread is not going in the direction I planned.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 09, 2014, 07:55:57 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 09, 2014, 07:48:50 PM
This thread is not going in the direction I planned.

NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/S7gb7
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 09, 2014, 07:58:41 PM: Does she have a dick or something?
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 09, 2014, 08:20:39 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 09, 2014, 07:58:41 PM
Does she have a dick or something?

(http://i.imgur.com/s08f7Dy.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 10, 2014, 02:46:43 PM: http://blurbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/weirdest-photos-ever-13.jpg
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 10, 2014, 02:47:20 PM: (http://i55.tinypic.com/14ipkwy.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on February 11, 2014, 08:58:15 AM: Thank god there's a boob thread here. There's no greater port for a storm than this thread.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: NDMick on February 11, 2014, 09:47:38 AM: http://www.eyebleach.com/
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 06:44:00 AM: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/07/nate-hill-trophy-scarves_n_4393518.html
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 10:57:14 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:03:35 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/EeNLvyF.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:06:01 PM: You, Badge, are a freaking hero for bringing this thread back on track. No more minging boobs in this thread please.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 07:08:09 PM: That pic might even branch off into a separate camel toe thread.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:09:50 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:06:01 PM
You, Badge, are a freaking hero for bringing this thread back on track. No more minging boobs in this thread please.

I can't make any promises.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:14:05 PM: The next person to post minging boobs in here gets punished. I include moderators in that. There's no more leeway for ugly funbags in here.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 07:21:19 PM: I had to look up minging.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: hawk on February 12, 2014, 07:23:39 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:03:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EeNLvyF.jpg)

OMG! I just fell off my stool.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:24:41 PM: They're actually none of them bar #1 particularly good looking, but funbags. Oh my god, funbags.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: hawk on February 12, 2014, 07:28:43 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:24:41 PM
They're actually none of them bar #1 particularly good looking, but funbags. Oh my god, funbags.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/154438/vince-vaughn-motorboat-o.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:29:39 PM: Jolly good giffage. Well played.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:45:47 PM: http://vimeo.com/12280336

http://vimeo.com/8722055
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: reuben on February 12, 2014, 07:48:49 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:06:01 PM
You, Badge, are a freaking hero for bringing this thread back on track. No more minging boobs in this thread please.

He's the dirty fucker who derailed it in the first place.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 07:50:12 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:45:47 PM
http://vimeo.com/12280336

http://vimeo.com/8722055

(http://i.imgur.com/i1TlC55.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:50:39 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 12, 2014, 07:48:49 PM
He's the dirty fucker who derailed it in the first place.

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 07:51:36 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 07:50:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i1TlC55.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/p8MiXEp.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on February 12, 2014, 08:06:50 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:14:05 PM
The next person to post minging boobs in here gets punished. I include moderators in that. There's no more leeway for ugly funbags in here.

Miamipuck thanks you for this post.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on February 12, 2014, 08:09:22 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:24:41 PM
They're actually none of them bar #1 particularly good looking, but funbags. Oh my god, funbags.

After that last post of yours that I quoted I thought you turned the corner. I didn't see any faces on their funbags.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 07:59:52 AM: no boobs....but

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgcA3GbIIAEb24o.jpg:large)

guhhh
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 08:58:39 AM: I don't like SI, they no have an derriere to speak of.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 09:25:02 AM: ^^^That's freaking awesome.

I love Lily Aldridge.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:10:54 AM: (http://cdn.sneakhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_moyz94WKC51qdoxp5o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 10:31:56 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:10:54 AM
(http://cdn.sneakhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_moyz94WKC51qdoxp5o1_500.gif)

Miamipuck thanks you for this post.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 01:22:37 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Lc0Jd0g.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 15, 2014, 11:26:20 AM: (http://www.drunkt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/drunkt-101-sexy-babes-38.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 15, 2014, 11:34:46 AM: (http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130724/1000/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_10.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 03:52:08 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ozyfu9P.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: ons on February 16, 2014, 04:28:57 AM: Quote
[T]he present results indicate that men in relatively low socioeconomic sites rate larger breast sizes as more physically attractive than do their counterparts in moderate socioeconomic sites, who in turn rate a larger breast size as more attractive than individuals in a high socioeconomic site. In broad terms, these results are consistent with previous studies showing that there is an inverse relationship between socioeconomic status and breast and body size judgements.

Quote
[H]ungry men rated a significantly larger female breast size as physically attractive than did satiated men. Although the effect size of this difference was small-to-moderate, it nevertheless suggests that there are significant differences in the attractiveness ratings based on breast size between hungry and satiated men.

http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2014/02/15/who-thinks-bigger-is-better/
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 22, 2014, 01:36:28 PM: http://www.ibtimes.com/blondie-bennett-barbie-wannabe-doing-hypnotherapy-be-brainless-i-want-people-see-me-plastic-sex-doll

nsfw

https://twitter.com/busty_doll/media
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: reuben on February 22, 2014, 06:01:44 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 22, 2014, 01:36:28 PM
http://www.ibtimes.com/blondie-bennett-barbie-wannabe-doing-hypnotherapy-be-brainless-i-want-people-see-me-plastic-sex-doll

nsfw

https://twitter.com/busty_doll/media

Hypnotherapy unnecessary.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 23, 2014, 09:52:19 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/oQ2W1vB.png)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on February 23, 2014, 09:54:52 AM: Ahahahaa....
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on February 24, 2014, 07:57:18 PM: (http://memeguy.com/photos/images/open-the-gate-a-little-56091.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on February 24, 2014, 08:02:59 PM: ^ hahahahhaha
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2014, 08:24:09 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/p4fPSsA.gif)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2014, 06:38:40 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/1dRqJgG.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on March 27, 2014, 06:15:33 PM: Don't click this.

http://i.imgur.com/K2sdP0R.jpg

NSFW
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: JFIF on March 27, 2014, 06:28:09 PM: he's lying. click on it
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2014, 07:38:50 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/EvUArda.jpg)
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 06:50:02 PM: nsfw

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/us-airways-tweets-out-photo-of-model-airplane-in-womans-1563098531
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2014, 07:59:29 PM: Hahahahahahaha

Someone's got fired today on that PR team.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2014, 08:02:46 PM: I think this is the chick who fucked up:

http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=29572624

Owned by AA, so I'm guessing she does all the social media stuff.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 10:54:34 PM: That's awesome.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2014, 02:10:02 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 14, 2014, 06:50:02 PM
nsfw

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/us-airways-tweets-out-photo-of-model-airplane-in-womans-1563098531

Maybe they should be looking for MH370 in there.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: ons on April 15, 2014, 02:43:12 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 15, 2014, 02:10:02 PM
Maybe they should be looking for MH370 in there.

Well 200 Asians could probably fit...
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on April 19, 2014, 09:15:27 PM: nsfw

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/69213
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Heismanberg on April 19, 2014, 09:31:09 PM: That is the nastiest stripper
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2014, 08:55:23 PM: Don't say I didn't warn you, but this is nsfw. You also might hate me after clicking it.

http://imgur.com/a/CqWOw#0
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2014, 08:59:55 PM: Good for them, at least they're getting some action. Plenty of able-bodied people getting less than them.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Tommy on April 23, 2014, 09:30:12 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 23, 2014, 08:55:23 PM
Don't say I didn't warn you, but this is nsfw. You also might hate me after clicking it.

http://imgur.com/a/CqWOw#0

Haha. Oh my god. Did not expect that.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Heismanberg on April 23, 2014, 10:04:58 PM: hahahaha noooooooooooo
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on April 24, 2014, 06:24:45 AM: Who is filming that? That's a good friend that will help set you up in the sex swing when you can't do it yourself.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on April 24, 2014, 08:11:09 AM: Or a paid nurse. And lots of people post pictures of themselves having sex online, the difference here is that these two don't have to worry about anyone from work seeing them.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2017, 07:22:56 PM: Still scrolling through the ugly funbags.
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2021, 05:43:09 PM: Small and perky ftw
Title: Re: I have the weirdest boner
Post by: Johnny English on June 07, 2022, 05:21:24 PM: https://www.vice.com/en/article/eve89j/this-gopro-for-your-dick-is-ridiculous-rooster-camera