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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2021, 07:45:13 AM
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How is Michael McDonald not a black man?
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How is Michael McDonald not a black man?
Big fan of the jammin remix of Regulate.
I think that's the closest he gets to being black.
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Why do girl farts smell worse?
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Why do girl farts smell worse?
Maybe stop eating girls?
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Why do girl farts smell worse?
They hold them in longer, so they marinate in excrement longer.
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Maybe stop eating girls?
you backed me into a corner here.
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They hold them in longer, so they marinate in excrement longer.
this actually makes sense.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1380235718534918145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1380236262892732417%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbreaking911.com%2Fufo-caught-on-camera-pentagon-confirms-leaked-images-and-video-are-authentic%2F
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1380235718534918145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1380236262892732417%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbreaking911.com%2Fufo-caught-on-camera-pentagon-confirms-leaked-images-and-video-are-authentic%2F
Despite the major advances in camera technology, all of these ufo conspiracy videos have grainy 1980's footage so you can never fully tell what it is.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1380235718534918145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1380236262892732417%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbreaking911.com%2Fufo-caught-on-camera-pentagon-confirms-leaked-images-and-video-are-authentic%2F
^ Looks stealthy, hope it's one of ours..
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Valiant_Shield_-_B2_Stealth_bomber_from_Missouri_leads_ariel_formation.jpg/320px-Valiant_Shield_-_B2_Stealth_bomber_from_Missouri_leads_ariel_formation.jpg)
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Why are there 3 terms for women who like women (gay, lesbian, dyke), but only 1 term for dudes who like dudes (gay)? Just had a drunk discussion about this and got no fair answer. I mean, I like beavers, but that's not fair for my peter puffing friends.
I'm not talking about all the more specific terms, just the big stuff.
Yes I'm drunk.
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Why are there 3 terms for women who like women (gay, lesbian, dyke), but only 1 term for dudes who like dudes (gay)? Just had a drunk discussion about this and got no fair answer. I mean, I like beavers, but that's not fair for my peter puffing friends.
I'm not talking about all the more specific terms, just the big stuff.
Yes I'm drunk.
"Queer" started out as a male only term, although it has come to apply to both. I would argue that "homosexual" is very rarely used for women.
If you're going to have "dyke" as a big stuff term for women, I think you have to allow "fag/bundle of sticks" for men. It's still offensive, but it has been or is in the process of being reclaimed by the gay community in much the same way as "person of color" has been by the black community. Fine for them to use it, very much not OK for those outside. I don't think it's OK for us to refer to gay women as "dykes", even though it's used in quite public forms by the community. They're "women in comfortable shoes". (10 points for anyone who gets that reference.)
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"Queer" started out as a male only term, although it has come to apply to both. I would argue that "homosexual" is very rarely used for women.
If you're going to have "dyke" as a big stuff term for women, I think you have to allow "fag/bundle of sticks" for men. It's still offensive, but it has been or is in the process of being reclaimed by the gay community in much the same way as "person of color" has been by the black community. Fine for them to use it, very much not OK for those outside. I don't think it's OK for us to refer to gay women as "dykes", even though it's used in quite public forms by the community. They're "women in comfortable shoes". (10 points for anyone who gets that reference.)
This is why I like this website. Straight answers. No pun intended.
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https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/05/17/has-an-old-soviet-mystery-at-last-been-solved?utm_source=twitter&utm_social-type=owned&mbid=social_twitter&utm_brand=tny&utm_medium=social
This story was dope. Pretty sure I’ve read part of this before
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Without paywall:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s43247-020-00081-8/
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Without paywall:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s43247-020-00081-8/
Bookmarked.
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https://twitter.com/cabot_phillips/status/1394654014596337667?s=21
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https://twitter.com/cabot_phillips/status/1394654014596337667?s=21
meh
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meh
I just find it interesting that someone has been really pumping the UFO storylines into the mainstream news cycle. Slow year with Trump out of office and off social media and Covid coverage burnout
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meh
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1394764514046980102?s=21
Meh, Obama
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https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Sunny_Sheu
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https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Sunny_Sheu
WTF is this website?
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WTF is this website?
One of life's great mysteries
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https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Sunny_Sheu
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/25/world/asia/john-cena-taiwan-apology.html
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the salad i ate last night made for some interesting diarrhea this morning
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_shark_attacks_of_1916
Never heard of this but apparently it’s at least part of the inspiration for Jaws
and there’s this quote in the movie that I’ve somehow completely overlooked every time I watched it. Prob just thought it was made up.
Brody adds, "And there's no limit to what he's gonna do! I mean we've already had three incidents, two people killed inside of a week. And it's gonna happen again, it happened before! The Jersey beach! ... 1916! Five people chewed up on the surf!"
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Why does DrewAlmighty hate NYJ2K9?
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Why does no one use the term "Daughter of a Bitch"?
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Why does no one use the term "Daughter of a Bitch"?
Because you can just call her a bitch?
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Because you can just call her a bitch?
What is she isn't the awful cooter her Mom is?
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What is she isn't the awful cooter her Mom is?
You don't really use the phrase "Son of a bitch" because you specifically want to comment on someone's mother, you usually use it to insult the guy you're speaking about/to.
If she's not being an awful person herself, why bother?
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https://twitter.com/nickatnews/status/1435029669879984130?s=21
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Newest update:
South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh, whose family has faced months of public scrutiny after his wife and son were slain in unsolved shootings in June, quit his job at a private law firm on Friday — a day before he called 911 to say he was shot in a roadside attack.
On Monday, hours after Murdaugh, 53, said in a vague statement that he had resigned from his position to enter rehab and that he "made a lot of decisions that I truly regret," the law firm revealed that he allegedly "misappropriated funds."
"This is disappointing news for all of us," the law firm, Peters, Murdaugh, Parker, Eltzroth & Detrick, said in a statement. "Rest assured that our firm will deal with this in a straightforward manner. There's no place in our firm for such behavior."
The firm, which was founded by Murdaugh's great-grandfather, said a forensic accounting firm will conduct an internal investigation and that it has notified law enforcement and the South Carolina Bar. It's unclear how much money Murdaugh is accused of taking and how it was used, and the law firm declined further comment.
The latest events add yet another twist to an already puzzling case and is certain to feed the questions swirling around the mysterious circumstances of the fatal shootings of his wife, Margaret, 52, and their son Paul, 22.
Murdaugh's statement Monday was his first since he was shot two days earlier along a rural road in Hampton County.
"The murders of my wife and son have caused an incredibly difficult time in my life," he said.
"I have made a lot of decisions that I truly regret," he said without elaborating, adding that he decided he needs to go to rehab "after a long battle that has been exacerbated by these murders."
"I am immensely sorry to everyone I've hurt including my family, friends and colleagues," he said. "I ask for prayers as I rehabilitate myself and my relationships."
Margaret and Paul Murdaugh's bodies were found June 7 near dog kennels on the family's hunting property in Colleton County, west of Charleston. They had been shot to death.
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1438015988499374082?s=21
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https://twitter.com/abc/status/1438244357547700232?s=21
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You don't really use the phrase "Son of a bitch" because you specifically want to comment on someone's mother, you usually use it to insult the guy you're speaking about/to.
If she's not being an awful person herself, why bother?
^ Spot on and why I opt for "you motherless son of a bitch" instead.
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https://twitter.com/abc/status/1438244357547700232?s=21
https://apnews.com/article/florida-utah-35317974c2ed55ba6ec0ab676b42a8dc?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=AP&fbclid=IwAR1s7yYohou4SXAVcBniSpka2JlgnelkCWMQ_DJw8Yiiavuwgfgrz8HYu7c
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https://twitter.com/popthatdrama/status/1438255243360362500?s=21
Murdaugh summary cause I missed like 3 of these plot points
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More Petito stuff
https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/tiktoker-says-she-picked-up-brian-laundrie-hitchhiking-in-grand-teton/amp/
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Laundrie disappeared last night
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Laundrie disappeared last night
piece of excrement is hiding
fvcking tik tok bitch
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Gabby Petito’s remains found in Wyoming
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Police were looking for Laundrie in a wildlife reserve in Florida. I suspect it's just a matter of time until they find him swinging from a tree.
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When are they going to find Jimmy Hoffa?
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Police: 'No plans to conduct a major search' for Brian Laundrie in Florida reserve today
News 12 Staff
Sep 20, 2021, 8:46am
Updated on: Sep 20, 2021, 8:46a
UPDATE: 8:26 a.m.: In a statement, North Port police in Florida said they don't plan to conduct a major search of a vast Florida wildlife reserve today for Brian Laundrie.
Full statement:
Good morning, The North Port Police Department currently has no plans to conduct a major search of the Carlton Reserve today.
Follow up statement:
At this time, we currently believe we have exhausted all avenues in searching of the grounds there. Law enforcement agencies continue to search for Brian Laundrie. More updates when available.
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Police were looking for Laundrie in a wildlife reserve in Florida. I suspect it's just a matter of time until they find him swinging from a tree.
At the hands of others or, himself?
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At the hands of others or, himself?
Himself
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At the hands of others or, himself?
The alligators.
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FBI are searching the parents house
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I think there’s a 25% chance the wildlife reserve thing is a decoy/false trail.
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His parents helped him escape. The stuff about his car doesn't make any sense.
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The alligators.
"Bwhahahaha"
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bd/Crocodiles_resting_together.jpeg/320px-Crocodiles_resting_together.jpeg)
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https://mynbc15.com/amp/news/local/mpd-follow-sightings-of-brian-laundrie-in-tillmans-corner?__twitter_impression=true
https://twitter.com/fox10news/status/1440020227044122628?s=21
Could be something, could be nothing
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It was a homeless man, RIP
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It was a homeless man, RIP
Just picturing the investigators throwing the body back where they found it.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/mystery-woman-wrapped-in-a-sheet-on-remote-island-of-krk-in-croatia-called-for-help-in-perfect-english
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The book did it!
https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1439945426757640192?s=19
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Awfully funny this guy’s parents don’t seem very concerned about their son who’s been “missing” for a week now. No calls to search for him, no pleading with the FBI to “please, please, find our missing son,” no press conference to beg him to come home or whoever has him to release him. Nothing.
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Awfully funny this guy’s parents don’t seem very concerned about their son who’s been “missing” for a week now. No calls to search for him, no pleading with the FBI to “please, please, find our missing son,” no press conference to beg him to come home or whoever has him to release him. Nothing.
They helped him get out of town
I would probably do the same thing
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They helped him get out of town
I would probably do the same thing
Ya don’t say
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Kinda pathetic that law enforcement let this loser escape
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Kinda pathetic that law enforcement let this loser escape
Get Tommy Lee Jones on the case.
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Get Tommy Lee Jones on the case.
https://twitter.com/i/status/716343382554054656 (https://twitter.com/i/status/716343382554054656)
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It's OK, tell Tommy Lee to stand down. Kid's got no chance now.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-mom-roberta-called-911-on-dog-the-bounty-hunter
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https://twitter.com/brianentin/status/1442678570959130629?s=10
LFG
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The Post pulling a "I'm just saying!"
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1442542783013822464?s=19
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Why is Monica Lewinsky still in the public eye?
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Why is Monica Lewinsky still in the public eye?
big funbags?
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big funbags?
Lots of people have big funbags. She blew the president over 20 years ago. How does that make her worthy of TV coverage now?
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Lots of people have big funbags. She blew the president over 20 years ago. How does that make her worthy of TV coverage now?
The media has stalked her on and off since the trial.
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Lots of people have big funbags. She blew the president over 20 years ago. How does that make her worthy of TV coverage now?
big funbags are forever
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big funbags are forever
#Pelosi
#today'sbadjoke
Q: What did they find in the pocket of Monica Lewinsky's dress?
A: A wad of Bill's
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#Pelosi
#today'sbadjoke
Q: What did they find in the pocket of Monica Lewinsky's dress?
A: A wad of Bill's
Noice.
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What are you doing, Tennessee? Also Colorado, Michigan, Florida and Oklahoma. You're weird.
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What are you doing, Tennessee? Also Colorado, Michigan, Florida and Oklahoma. You're weird.
(https://i.imgur.com/P7TCDrG.png)
Virginia doin it right: lesbian.
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What does Delaware mean by skin?
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What does Delaware mean by skin?
It puts the lotion on it. Or it gets the hose again.
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Haha I didn't notice Michigan when I saw this posted elsewhere today.
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"Goth Hospital"
lol the hicks in Oklahoma
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Goth hospital porn super underrated
Prone. Bone.
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Should you encourage an unintelligent person to think more or less?
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Should you encourage an unintelligent person to think more or less?
No
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Should you encourage an unintelligent person to think more or less?
The problem with many people isn't the amount they think, but the way in which they do it. By which I mean they start with the conclusion that they believe they want to arrive at, and then consider how the facts can be made to fit it.
Teach people how to think effectively, and while you won't always like or agree with the conclusions they arrive at, they will at least arrive at them more honestly.
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The problem with many people isn't the amount they think, but the way in which they do it. By which I mean they start with the conclusion that they believe they want to arrive at, and then consider how the facts can be made to fit it.
Teach people how to think effectively, and while you won't always like or agree with the conclusions they arrive at, they will at least arrive at them more honestly.
That wasn't the question. The horse is out of the barn here.
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I try to be as open minded and accepting of other people as possible in everything I do in life, but man. I can not get my head round this whole thing about promoting fatness and unhealthy living.
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I try to be as open minded and accepting of other people as possible in everything I do in life, but man. I can not get my head round this whole thing about promoting fatness and unhealthy living.
https://youtube.com/c/NikocadoAvocado3
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https://youtube.com/c/NikocadoAvocado3
How is that dude sill alive, absent bulimia?
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How is that dude sill alive, absent bulimia?
I dunno. Paging dcm.
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https://youtube.com/c/NikocadoAvocado3
My life is measurably worse for having clicked that link.
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My life is measurably worse for having clicked that link.
Exactly what I intended when I posted it.
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My life is measurably worse for having clicked that link.
Thanks for taking the bullet on that one.
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Thanks for taking the bullet on that one.
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I'm not clicking on that to enlarge it.
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I'm not clicking on that to enlarge it.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211014/fddf536fb6cdd46203fe9ff0744b64d8.jpg)
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211014/fddf536fb6cdd46203fe9ff0744b64d8.jpg)
Again, I wasn't there and was never given a story beyond "She not nice" so this picture really means nothing to me aside from her having terrible taste in football teams
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heRCwKxYPco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcMPRoAwf4A
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How do we know they are ladybugs? Who are we to judge their gender?
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How do we know they are ladybugs?
Little Wings by Mark Gormley ....will answer all your questions.
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Sounds like they found Brian Laundries body
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Little Wings by Mark Gormley ....will answer all your questions.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mark Gormley comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, Little Wing...
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Sounds like they found Brian Laundries body
Confirmed. And so ends that unpleasant little saga.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brian-laundrie-found-1.6220305
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Confirmed. And so ends that unpleasant little saga.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brian-laundrie-found-1.6220305
Probably for the best.
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https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1496325558208184327?s=21
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RIP The Lone Gunmen
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https://twitter.com/purplesofa1/status/1554797960948490250?s=21&t=u9fhotyy1sXqjNQj2snHaw
Solid thread
America is a disturbing place.
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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/07/14/us/alex-murdaugh-blood-splatter-clothes/index.html
update on Murdaugh case: found guilty
Blood spatter did him in
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https://twitter.com/hamlinisland/status/1617968370800013313?s=46&t=fZHO6Q3icBDhj0dRdSyv8Q
Comments
The mental illness has returned, nature is healing
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https://twitter.com/niagaraaction/status/1618007171589111818?s=46&t=V8EluXRicuEn0im9yNNmEw
Still not convinced
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https://twitter.com/niagaraaction/status/1618007171589111818?s=46&t=V8EluXRicuEn0im9yNNmEw
Still not convinced
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIS FACE!
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How is Michael McDonald not a black man?
I still don't get it. You know he gets invited to all the good cookouts.
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https://twitter.com/capybaroness/status/1681727395110240276?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Thread was interesting
https://www.bustle.com/life/what-is-dear-david-here-is-everything-writer-adam-ellis-has-tweeted-about-his-haunted-apartment-from-start-to-finish-7714979
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That was fascinating. Likely a setup, but a very good one all the same.
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https://twitter.com/adamtotscomix/status/894582846907482113
Amityville Arms
Amityville Mews (UK)
all about location, location, location
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That was fascinating. Likely a setup, but a very good one all the same.
That was my initial reaction, but it also seems like way more work than possible. Guy didn’t really set off my BS meter either. There was really no end/conclusion though which was weird
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That was my initial reaction, but it also seems like way more work than possible. Guy didn’t really set off my BS meter either. There was really no end/conclusion though which was weird
The movie deal was the conlusion.
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Pop Tingz
@ThePopTingz
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5h
Lizzo is being sued by 3 of her former dancers for sexual harassment, creating a hostile work environment, and body shaming.
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https://x.com/reachthesun_/status/1701794493954236778?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/reachthesun_/status/1701794493954236778?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
SPIELBERG KNEW
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https://x.com/Super70sSports/status/1736625755805589916?s=20
I went with Boggs, but damn it's close.
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https://x.com/Super70sSports/status/1736625755805589916?s=20
I went with Boggs, but damn it's close.
I like this, I want more.
Curtis Martin or Curtis Mayfield?
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https://x.com/alcaprari23/status/1752195371260879136?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/alcaprari23/status/1752861435560853986?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/cancelcloco/status/1767317467406492153?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/cancelcloco/status/1767317467406492153?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
"In (bad guy country), oligarchs will kill you for trying to expose them"
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https://x.com/bostonjerry/status/1769750520644694374?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Very clearly a hit