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Title: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2013, 09:10:10 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/U5v2YuL.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2013, 10:14:14 PM: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2013, 12:35:21 AM: Quote from: Badger on October 06, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/

I guess there really is a market for everything.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2013, 11:57:14 PM: http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/black-people-not-amused-with-white-people-is-the-meme-the-wo?bffb
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2013, 03:24:01 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/5F5usn2.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2013, 06:28:48 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/58FFkc8.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 08, 2013, 07:40:39 PM: retort negated due to 'you're girlfriend'.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2013, 09:59:02 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/IXphWyh.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: casman02 on October 08, 2013, 10:03:58 PM: I think this is late to the party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2013, 10:20:47 PM: That was unexpectedly amusing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2013, 10:39:16 PM: Not seen this sub before.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 11:34:45 AM: (http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjWDyVXCEAAesos.jpg:medium)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2013, 11:37:49 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 08, 2013, 10:39:16 PM
Not seen this sub before.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong
(http://i.imgur.com/b0VZpqk.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 11:39:37 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/m5Ua11I.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: steves850 on October 09, 2013, 02:31:38 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 09, 2013, 11:37:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/b0VZpqk.gif)

Nice, I'm always looking for new subreddits.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 02:46:37 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/qAgyaFh.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/IuIVLxw.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/CaiObKz.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 02:49:53 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/900VoS8.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 02:53:33 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/eiIURTl.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 02:58:37 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/BkXKUKL.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 10, 2013, 01:11:06 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 02:46:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qAgyaFh.gif)

That's one of the most unlucky things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 10, 2013, 01:12:14 PM: According to some guy on the internet, she's fine now.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on October 10, 2013, 01:16:08 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 02:53:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eiIURTl.gif)

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 11, 2013, 04:48:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/djrqNp9.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: hawk on October 11, 2013, 05:17:34 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 11, 2013, 04:48:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/djrqNp9.gif)

Dancing after everyone sat down, or that nose? Hmmmm, tough to decide.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 12, 2013, 01:12:17 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI5tZQeovw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 12, 2013, 01:29:49 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu5Oo23G67w

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 12, 2013, 10:41:43 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5YXheHYrI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5YXheHYrI)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 12, 2013, 02:11:50 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/kyvublu.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 12, 2013, 05:53:18 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on October 15, 2013, 08:18:25 PM: (http://oi43.tinypic.com/11vm89w.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 15, 2013, 08:20:21 PM: hahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 15, 2013, 09:10:41 PM: Mother of the year http://i.imgur.com/9gKUMq4.png nsfw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 15, 2013, 09:20:28 PM: MILF of the year.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2013, 02:26:40 PM: http://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=0046
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2013, 06:44:16 AM: http://youtu.be/wWLhrHVySgA
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on October 17, 2013, 06:47:37 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 15, 2013, 09:10:41 PM
Mother of the year http://i.imgur.com/9gKUMq4.png nsfw

Is she twerking that baby? Would still hit regardless, unless the phone is hiding some Mileena from MK excrement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2013, 10:48:50 AM: Niiiiiiiiiiiice

http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/3001079/teacher-fired-over-playboy-photos-usa-now-video/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 18, 2013, 10:59:36 AM: Haha yeah, those teenage boys really do miss her because she's a great teacher.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on October 18, 2013, 03:07:01 PM: Tiny boobs, but not bad at all otherwise.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2013, 04:31:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/qb2dO8k.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2013, 09:44:22 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/VY2xE.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 22, 2013, 09:57:32 AM: HAHAHAHAHAHA

That was so worth it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2013, 10:06:13 AM: http://imgur.com/a/bgnwH
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 23, 2013, 09:18:46 AM: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 23, 2013, 09:21:02 AM: ^Related
Quote from: Badger on October 12, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 24, 2013, 01:34:41 PM: Some of you probably have seen this, I think it's awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/VlOxlSOr3_M?feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/embed/VlOxlSOr3_M?feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on October 24, 2013, 01:39:02 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 24, 2013, 01:34:41 PM
Some of you probably have seen this, I think it's awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/VlOxlSOr3_M?feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/embed/VlOxlSOr3_M?feature=player_embedded)

Viral ad campaign for the new Carrie reboot lol

funny stuff
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2013, 03:51:38 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/qidkjVi.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2013, 07:05:52 AM: http://suckmydicknewyorker.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 25, 2013, 08:30:31 AM: This excrement is why my country has the reputation it does. Because of knobheads like this.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/couple-who--live-in-the-future--refuse-to-put-clocks-back-to-save-money-on-energy-bills-101612814.html#dfhcgox
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2013, 08:36:41 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 25, 2013, 08:30:31 AM
This excrement is why my country has the reputation it does. Because of knobheads like this.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/couple-who--live-in-the-future--refuse-to-put-clocks-back-to-save-money-on-energy-bills-101612814.html#dfhcgox
I agree with them 100%.

I'd much rather have the hour of sunlight in the afternoon than the morning.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 25, 2013, 08:49:42 AM: But they're retired. Why don't they just get up and hour later and go to bed an hour later? And how does this save them a third of their energy bill? The stupid lying old fucks.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2013, 08:53:22 AM: I could see them saving a small percent by not needing to turn the lights on until later, but certainly not a third of their bill.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ons on October 25, 2013, 09:04:29 AM: Why would any reporter waste their life writing an article about that?

How does not changing their clock change their lives at all? They can go to bed or wake up whenever they want to regardless of what time it is?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 25, 2013, 12:50:23 PM: http://vivas.fi/nain-miehet-ja-naiset-erovat-toisistaan-katso-kuvat/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 25, 2013, 03:04:36 PM: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/beer-saved-from-house-fire_n_4163760.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 25, 2013, 03:27:41 PM: A true hero.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2013, 04:59:30 PM: "An insult comic tries to make fun of an audience member without being insensitive."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlTbJZ64sVM
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on October 26, 2013, 10:19:03 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkC2PA0YAo
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2013, 05:12:57 PM: http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/horace-burgess-the-worlds-biggest-tree-house
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2013, 09:20:02 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/WrnvkAf.gif?2)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 26, 2013, 09:42:49 PM: Just fixin' the glasses
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2013, 01:21:53 PM: Bad British basketball commentary (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/bad-british-basketball-commentary/)

Mildly amusing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on October 28, 2013, 01:26:36 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 28, 2013, 01:21:53 PM
Bad British basketball commentary (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/bad-british-basketball-commentary/)

Mildly amusing.

lol no very amusing
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2013, 01:28:46 PM: "Hoopy snoop....... SNOOPY HOOP!"
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Post by: Coach K on October 28, 2013, 02:02:31 PM: aww was hoping i could upload off my cpu.

I have a picture of my friend and his wife as Mr and Mrs Tobias Funke and the costumes are perfection.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2013, 02:04:54 PM: Quote from: Coach Brutananadilewski on October 28, 2013, 02:02:31 PM
aww was hoping i could upload off my cpu.

I have a picture of my friend and his wife as Mr and Mrs Tobias Funke and the costumes are perfection.
imgur.com
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on October 28, 2013, 03:35:03 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 28, 2013, 02:04:54 PM
imgur.com

that means id have to register lol
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2013, 03:37:47 PM: Quote from: Coach Brutananadilewski on October 28, 2013, 03:35:03 PM
that means id have to register lol

No you don't.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on October 28, 2013, 04:00:34 PM: a sidenote stumbled across this comment on my fb feed

"Hahaha I blame you for this...your bad Jew Jew of saying "anywhere but envy is a win"

i replied

"its juju, you must be referring to a law firm"
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2013, 07:22:09 PM: I could watch this all day long.

(http://i.imgur.com/s3OvM7u.gif?1)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2013, 07:53:12 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/2LGftjD.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2013, 02:30:33 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ET3QF.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 11:26:55 AM: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/watch-anchor-lose-co-anchor-mimes-big-fat-rubber-end-vibrat/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 12:52:57 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 30, 2013, 11:26:55 AM
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/watch-anchor-lose-co-anchor-mimes-big-fat-rubber-end-vibrat/

Haha, but he didn't exactly "lose it". I was expecting more.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 01:03:31 PM: I didn't actually watch it since I'm at work, I assumed it would be worthy.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: 624 on October 30, 2013, 02:56:59 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 28, 2013, 07:22:09 PM
I could watch this all day long.

(http://i.imgur.com/s3OvM7u.gif?1)

She doesn't look too young?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2013, 02:57:47 PM: No.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 09:10:16 PM: http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on October 31, 2013, 12:38:57 AM: Quote from: Badger on October 30, 2013, 09:10:16 PM
http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/

And this is the future of our civilization.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 31, 2013, 06:34:33 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/2ekB2mq.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 31, 2013, 06:46:18 AM: Quote from: Badger on October 28, 2013, 07:53:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2LGftjD.png)
these are my favorite
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 31, 2013, 10:04:02 AM: http://www.robdenbleyker.com/post/65577654826/my-facebook-lockout
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2013, 11:21:33 AM: Worth it.

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/basketball_speedo_guy.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on October 31, 2013, 01:40:35 PM: *sniffle*

just when we finally got our due, we're no longer around

http://deadspin.com/its-ok-if-you-dont-know-much-about-football-1455177302
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 31, 2013, 01:45:29 PM: Quote from: JFIF on October 31, 2013, 01:40:35 PM
*sniffle*

just when we finally got our due, we're no longer around

http://deadspin.com/its-ok-if-you-dont-know-much-about-football-1455177302

Quote
or because you didn't know who Justin Houston was before he started tearing excrement up this season (I didn't).

...really?
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Post by: Badger on October 31, 2013, 11:09:53 PM: http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/
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Post by: Libero_2 on November 01, 2013, 05:51:39 AM: Quote from: JFIF on October 31, 2013, 01:40:35 PM
*sniffle*

just when we finally got our due, we're no longer around

http://deadspin.com/its-ok-if-you-dont-know-much-about-football-1455177302

That is hilarious.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 01, 2013, 01:22:40 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/oIdeJEI.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2013, 08:40:41 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6NWrwt-dA8
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2013, 10:51:26 PM: Quote from: casman02 on October 08, 2013, 10:03:58 PM
I think this is late to the party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
SNL just did a moderately amusing version of this
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 09:54:27 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjgvRemYrmI
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 10:47:52 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 09:54:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjgvRemYrmI

Now that's in my internet history. Thanks.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 10:51:13 AM: Quote from: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 10:47:52 AM
Now that's in my internet history. Thanks.

My response to that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc6J5rlKhIc
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 11:43:32 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3zwPX98HUw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 03:22:53 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1pt4zj/ladies_of_reddit_whats_the_non_creepiest_way_i/cd5rs7f
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 03, 2013, 03:37:24 PM: Quote from: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 03:22:53 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1pt4zj/ladies_of_reddit_whats_the_non_creepiest_way_i/cd5rs7f
That's great.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 08:20:38 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UivcJ2VdhfA
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 09:43:07 PM: Make it stop!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2013, 12:49:54 PM: http://www.viralnova.com/i-noticed-this-tiny-thing-on-google-maps-and-when-i-zoomed-in-well-nothing-could-prepare-me/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2013, 03:05:41 PM: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/11/russian-dating-sites/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 10:40:45 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 06, 2013, 03:05:41 PM
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/11/russian-dating-sites/
http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/1q1ngu/sexy_russian_internet_dating_photo/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 09:56:18 AM: (http://www.dailyfundose.net/wp-content/uploads/Skateboarding-Fail-.Gif.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2013, 10:47:41 AM: ^hehe.

(http://i.imgur.com/iSBRECG.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 11:46:16 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/QkMXFj7.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 03:59:30 PM: http://www.sporcle.com/games/amabam_amare/uh-cake-please
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Post by: NDMick on November 08, 2013, 04:11:24 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 08, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
http://www.sporcle.com/games/amabam_amare/uh-cake-please

I beat it on the first try, with some help from my pizza.
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Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 07:49:24 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p83OpVJX-BY
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Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 10:50:56 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8dsAeMmPk
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 11, 2013, 08:50:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/SrKzRpQ.gif)
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Post by: Tommy on November 11, 2013, 09:29:30 PM: I fuckn lost it. That's awesome.
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Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 11:21:49 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/h0zZe6j.gif)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1qg0ly/what_gif_reduces_you_to_hysterical_laughter_every/
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2013, 11:07:33 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/mhcGjWB.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on November 12, 2013, 11:13:07 PM: The kid being weird looking keeps it from being funny.
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2013, 11:18:08 PM: Quote from: Tommy on November 12, 2013, 11:13:07 PM
The kid being weird looking keeps it from being funny.

That makes it even better, because who in the freak takes a picture like that besides a weird freaking kid?
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Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2013, 10:27:07 AM: http://www.boredpanda.com/vintage-ads/
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 13, 2013, 08:54:02 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_tsziWstbA#t=12
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Post by: Badger on November 13, 2013, 09:32:28 PM: https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 13, 2013, 09:35:47 PM: Amazing
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Post by: Coach K on November 13, 2013, 10:10:21 PM: in honor of IATA

http://i.imgur.com/qfRy66B.gif
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Post by: Tommy on November 14, 2013, 06:54:34 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 13, 2013, 10:27:07 AM
http://www.boredpanda.com/vintage-ads/

Hahahaha. "Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" WTF
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Post by: reuben on November 14, 2013, 05:40:26 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbOrOK9W_M#t=97 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbOrOK9W_M#t=97)
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2013, 06:07:30 PM: ^ That reminded me of the actual Bionic Commando:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Bionic_Commando.png)

freak that game
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Post by: Fenwyr on November 14, 2013, 10:17:00 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on November 14, 2013, 06:07:30 PM
^ That reminded me of the actual Bionic Commando:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Bionic_Commando.png)

freak that game

I loved that game, and Metroid. But I'm old as excrement, so...
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2013, 10:25:11 PM: Bionic Commando and Battletoads pissed me off more than anything when I was a kid...then Madden 2001 came out.
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Post by: reuben on November 15, 2013, 12:37:54 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on November 14, 2013, 10:25:11 PM
Bionic Commando and Battletoads pissed me off more than anything when I was a kid...then Madden 2001 came out.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, for me.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 12:42:36 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on November 14, 2013, 10:25:11 PM
Bionic Commando and Battletoads pissed me off more than anything when I was a kid...then Madden 2001 came out.

There's more than a 10 year gap between Bionic Commando and Madden 2001.

Also...do you have Battletoads?
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Post by: JFIF on November 15, 2013, 12:43:53 PM: Battletoads was hard as freak. It was like playing Contra without the extra lives. I had to Game Genie that excrement
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 01:09:13 PM: Quote from: JFIF on November 15, 2013, 12:43:53 PM
Battletoads was hard as freak. It was like playing Contra without the extra lives. I had to Game Genie that excrement

There was a spot on Contra that you could crouch down and rack up extra lives shooting at rocks or something. We used to use a book to hold the buttons down, shut off the TV, and let it build up so we could beat the game.
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 15, 2013, 01:14:09 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 12:42:36 PM
There's more than a 10 year gap between Bionic Commando and Madden 2001.

Yeah, I know.

Madden 2001 was the first game I got for PS2 and the All-Madden CPU was the cheapest piece of excrement in the history of video games. Also, you couldn't trade.

The Star Wars games on SNES used to make me hate myself too.
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Post by: MBGreen on November 15, 2013, 01:23:41 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on November 14, 2013, 10:17:00 PM
I loved that game, and Metroid. But I'm old as excrement, so...

Contra, Punch-out, Metroid, Super Mario 2 and 3, Kid Icarus, Castlevania (all of them), Ice Hockey, Zelda 1 & 2, and Mega Man.....were my games of choice on the old NES.

EDIT: Duck Tales and Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers was fun too.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 01:50:56 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on November 15, 2013, 01:23:41 PM
Contra, Punch-out, Metroid, Super Mario 2 and 3, Kid Icarus, Castlevania (all of them), Ice Hockey, Zelda 1 & 2, and Mega Man.....were my games of choice on the old NES.

The games I remember owning or renting:

Contra
Mike Tyson
All the Super Mario Bros
Legend of Zelda (2 lasted about a week in our house before I got too pissed)
Dick Tracy
Top Gun
Track & Field
Goonies II
Jaws
Tecmo Bowl
Blades of Steel
Double Dribble
Bases Loaded
A Boy and His Blob
Rygar
Master Blaster
Skate or Die
T&C
California Games
Some game I thought was called Agamemnon but is apparently not...
Back to the Future
The Bard's Tale
Final Fantasy
River City Ranson
Rampage
Dragon Warrior
Shadowgate
Bomberman
Bubble Bobble
Casino Kid
Duck Tales
Excitebike
Dr. Mario
Faxanadu
Gauntlet
Gumshoe
Kung Fu
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Ghosts n Goblins (a bitch of a game if ever there was one)
All the Megaman games
Lode Runner
Metal Gear
Legendary Wings
Mystery Quest
Paperboy
Anticipation
Double Dragon
Deja Vu
Spy vs Spy
Spyhunter
Super Dodge Ball
Pro Wrestling
Wrestlemania

I also had some bible game that a kid gave me for my birthday. He was never invited back.

I played a lot of video games, apparently.

EDIT: Forgot Strider and Solomon's Key
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 15, 2013, 02:09:56 PM: Techmo Bowl muthafucka.
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Post by: JFIF on November 15, 2013, 02:11:05 PM: NES Games? Lets see if I can remember thes ones I had or played...working a bit off Igg's list

Super Mario 1
Zelda
Spyhunter
Spelunker
Zelda 2
Super Mario 2
Super Mario 3
Mappy Land
Wizards and Warriors
Track and Field
Duck Hunt
Double Dribble
Mickey Mousecapade
RBI Baseball
Ice Climbers
Metroid
Simpsons Games (i think i had two of them)
R.C. Pro Am
NARC
Metal Gear
Hunt for Red October (didn't even know how to play this game..that's all i remember)
Yo Noid
Pro Wrestling
Rampage
Gauntlet
A Boy and His Blob
Tecmo Bowl
Castlevania
Kid Icarus (ONE OF THE BEST!)
New Ghosbusters 2
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Castlevania 2
Castlevania 3
Little Nemo The Dream Master
Ninja Gaiden 1
Ninja Gaiden 2
Ninja Gaiden 3
Ducktales
Gradius
The Rocketeeer
Chip N Dales Rescue Rangers
Tailspin
10 Yard Fight
Gyromite
The Addams Family
Adventure Island
Bomberman
Xenophobe
River City Ransom
Robocop
Captain planet
Tiny Toon Adventures
Tetris
The Karate Kid
Blastermaster
Ninja Turtles 1 (kind of like almost an RPG)
Ninja Turtles 2
Ninja Turtles 3
Spy vs Spy
Paperboy
Blades of Steel
Bubble Bobble
Terminator 2
Mega Man (all of them i think)
Kung Fu Heroes
Kung Fu
Ikari warriors
Guerilla Warfare
HOme Alone
Rush'n Attack
Tecmo Basketball
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Little Ninja Brothers
Gremlins 2
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 02:11:10 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on November 15, 2013, 02:09:56 PM
Techmo Bowl muthafucka.

Techmo?

TECHMO?

Bitch, you didn't play no Nintendo. You were probably one of them poor Amiga motherfuckers.
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Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2013, 02:16:22 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 02:11:10 PM
Techmo?

TECHMO?

Bitch, you didn't play no Nintendo. You were probably one of them poor Amiga motherfuckers.

A good friend of mine is one of the owners of Amiga (you may be aware that it was sold off as a separate company). They tried to make a business out of porting Amiga games to mobile devices by making use of the Amiga development community and paying commissions for the work done under the brand. He isn't active in it now but I believe it's still going.
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Post by: MBGreen on November 15, 2013, 02:44:47 PM: Track & Field was a fun game too.

I remember i had a hard time landing the jet on that aircraft carrier in Top Gun
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Post by: JFIF on November 15, 2013, 02:50:20 PM: That running pad thing was AWESOME. So ahead of its time
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 03:22:11 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 15, 2013, 02:16:22 PM
A good friend of mine is one of the owners of Amiga (you may be aware that it was sold off as a separate company). They tried to make a business out of porting Amiga games to mobile devices by making use of the Amiga development community and paying commissions for the work done under the brand. He isn't active in it now but I believe it's still going.

Shut the freak up.
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Post by: Tommy on November 15, 2013, 03:22:43 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 03:22:11 PM
Shut the freak up.

Hahahahaha
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Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2013, 03:30:41 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 15, 2013, 03:22:11 PM
Shut the freak up.

That wasn't very nice.
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Post by: Badger on November 16, 2013, 06:07:29 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/uoFxed6.jpg)

Ironic.
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Post by: Badger on November 19, 2013, 10:46:55 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/sIVkXlD.png)
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Post by: Tommy on November 19, 2013, 11:41:28 AM: That is definitely true.
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Post by: Badger on November 19, 2013, 04:42:21 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/th7W09a.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2013, 04:47:46 PM: Sorry, no. Ne funny pas. I don't mind them phone pranking some pawn shop off TV if that's really what floats their childish little boats, but this is pure cuntiness.
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Post by: Badger on November 19, 2013, 04:50:01 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 19, 2013, 04:47:46 PM
Sorry, no. Ne funny pas. I don't mind them phone pranking some pawn shop off TV if that's really what floats their childish little boats, but this is pure cuntiness.

If it makes your horse any shorter, this probably didn't happen.
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Post by: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 05:05:20 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 19, 2013, 04:50:01 PM
If it makes your horse any shorter, this probably didn't happen.

No tall horses there (sorry JE), but yeah, that was fucked up any way you slice it.
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Post by: Badger on November 19, 2013, 05:39:17 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 05:05:20 PM
No tall horses there (sorry JE), but yeah, that was fucked up any way you slice it.

On a scale of joke Yelp reviews to doing 100 mph on a not empty highway, how fucked up was it?
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 19, 2013, 06:56:21 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/5AE2nag.jpg)
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Post by: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 08:55:15 PM: The sad face killed me.
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Post by: MBGreen on November 20, 2013, 08:24:20 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZhRI5TCMAAb4XA.jpg:large)
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 20, 2013, 08:48:07 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on November 20, 2013, 08:24:20 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZhRI5TCMAAb4XA.jpg:large)

That shirt is gold.
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Post by: Badger on November 21, 2013, 11:24:21 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/zWxvnGw.jpg)

http://imgur.com/a/QseaR
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 21, 2013, 11:25:57 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/XfUCAgC.jpg)

This is my favorite
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Post by: Badger on November 22, 2013, 06:47:04 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/1PYKhoF.png)
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Post by: Tommy on November 22, 2013, 06:50:18 AM: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 22, 2013, 07:34:29 AM: I remember there were three or four chicks in high school who had that story attributed to them. Almost every grade had one.
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Post by: Badger on November 22, 2013, 08:11:43 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 22, 2013, 07:34:29 AM
I remember there were three or four chicks in high school who had that story attributed to them. Almost every grade had one.

I knew an obese girl in high school who had this happen to her, but she told the story herself so I have no reason not to believe it.

She's getting married now. Not to that guy.

Edit: Mythbusters needs to do an episode on this one.
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Post by: Tommy on November 22, 2013, 01:27:51 PM: http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/2013/04/08/176064688/how-code-switching-explains-the-world
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Post by: Badger on November 23, 2013, 04:43:45 PM: You've got a b on your back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJuGKJaSyVU
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 24, 2013, 08:43:38 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmw7dy2hqI
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Post by: Badger on November 24, 2013, 09:53:45 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/YwSvnnj.png)
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Post by: Johnny English on November 25, 2013, 09:25:45 AM: (http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/318422/slide_318422_2946013_free.jpg)
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 25, 2013, 10:12:13 AM: What instagram would look like if every person was Nicolas cage:

http://feelingcagey.com
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Post by: Johnny English on November 26, 2013, 11:35:54 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rgy6j/so_im_30_and_this_happened/
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 27, 2013, 11:42:48 AM: How to fight a baby:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTWfqi3-3qU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTWfqi3-3qU)
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Post by: reuben on November 27, 2013, 12:18:59 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10)

ADDED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMlpiey20b8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMlpiey20b8)
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Post by: Rosetta Stoned on November 27, 2013, 12:19:11 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 27, 2013, 11:42:48 AM
How to fight a baby:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTWfqi3-3qU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTWfqi3-3qU)

Cue all the puritans saying that's child abuse.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 27, 2013, 09:21:57 PM: Perfect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXLyUoz2M4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXLyUoz2M4)
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Post by: reuben on December 01, 2013, 10:40:54 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgOLWVYytM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgOLWVYytM)
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2013, 09:15:19 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqPzaUrMDQ
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Post by: Johnny English on December 03, 2013, 12:56:24 PM: Must try harder, Jersey. (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/12/congratulations-ohio-you-are-the-sweariest-state-in-the-union/281988/)
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Post by: Tommy on December 03, 2013, 01:34:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 03, 2013, 12:56:24 PM
Must try harder, Jersey. (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/12/congratulations-ohio-you-are-the-sweariest-state-in-the-union/281988/)

Haha. Washington is definitely one of the friendliest states.
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Post by: Tommy on December 03, 2013, 02:54:20 PM: http://youtu.be/bT3eDtCZ4t8
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 03, 2013, 03:03:14 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 03, 2013, 02:54:20 PM
http://youtu.be/bT3eDtCZ4t8

holy excrement
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2013, 03:17:31 PM: I hate opening this thread at work to see it's all Youtube links.
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2013, 04:38:35 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/i2ggEER.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:31 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/9LYeblP.gif)
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Post by: Tommy on December 09, 2013, 03:04:13 PM: MacKayla Maroney turns 18 today:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/happy-18th-birthday-bitchface/
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 09, 2013, 04:35:37 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 09, 2013, 03:04:13 PM
MacKayla Maroney turns 18 today:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/happy-18th-birthday-bitchface/

Nice eyes, but she has crazy bitch written all over her. I would imagine a boob job is coming soon.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 09, 2013, 04:40:27 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 09, 2013, 04:35:37 PM
Nice eyes, but she has crazy bitch written all over her. I would imagine a boob job is coming soon.

Not sure it would be a good idea for a professional gymnast to get a boob job
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 09, 2013, 04:43:32 PM: Historical footage of Puck's childhood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKSValspmQE
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Post by: Badger on December 09, 2013, 04:58:35 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on December 09, 2013, 04:40:27 PM
Not sure it would be a good idea for a professional gymnast to get a boob job

Not like she's going to be competing in the Olympics again. Not that I expect her to get implants.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2013, 05:33:12 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 09, 2013, 04:58:35 PM
Not like she's going to be competing in the Olympics again. Not that I expect her to get implants.

She's planning to compete in 2016, apparently.
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Post by: Badger on December 09, 2013, 05:50:15 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 09, 2013, 05:33:12 PM
She's planning to compete in 2016, apparently.
O RLY?
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 10, 2013, 09:56:05 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 09, 2013, 05:33:12 PM
She's planning to compete in 2016, apparently.

So, boob job in 2017?
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 10, 2013, 09:59:13 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 10, 2013, 09:56:05 AM
So, boob job in 2017?

You like your prepubescent broads to have big jugs, Fenwyr?
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 10, 2013, 10:14:03 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 10, 2013, 09:59:13 AM
You like your prepubescent broads to have big jugs, Fenwyr?

Don't go all JE on me. She's legal, not prepubescent.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 10, 2013, 10:16:08 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 10, 2013, 10:14:03 AM
Don't go all JE on me. She's legal, not prepubescent.

Grass in the field, lets play ball.
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Post by: MBGreen on December 10, 2013, 10:37:48 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/gNeqdVJ.jpg)
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 10, 2013, 02:13:05 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 10, 2013, 10:16:08 AM
Grass in the field, lets play ball.

Grass is the field? Time to shave that excrement.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2013, 09:45:11 AM: http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/dec/11/mandela-memorial-sign-language-interpreter-making-it-up-fake
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Post by: Badger on December 11, 2013, 09:55:27 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 11, 2013, 09:45:11 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/dec/11/mandela-memorial-sign-language-interpreter-making-it-up-fake

Should have hired Lydia Callis.
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Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2013, 11:10:11 AM: That was awesome.
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Post by: Pope on December 11, 2013, 11:39:33 AM: Saw this on r/nfl in regards to home field advantage. There are 3 sports listed but in NFL terms only the Redskins have a better away record in the past 5 seasons.

http://m.imgur.com/a/bHxid
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 12, 2013, 04:23:37 AM: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c4_1386672510
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Post by: reuben on December 12, 2013, 05:27:47 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on December 12, 2013, 04:23:37 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c4_1386672510

I'll see your aluminum and raise you cement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmD5ahkOPAQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmD5ahkOPAQ)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 13, 2013, 03:13:39 PM: http://yougottobekidding.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/wal-mart-called-your-christmas-photos-are-in/
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Post by: Badger on December 14, 2013, 10:37:58 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/sALhOuW.png)
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Post by: Badger on December 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 13, 2013, 03:13:39 PM
http://yougottobekidding.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/wal-mart-called-your-christmas-photos-are-in/

Typical Slipknot fans in #3
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Post by: Johnny English on December 14, 2013, 10:42:16 AM: Quote from: Badger on December 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Typical Slipknot fans in #3

Duality is an amazing song though.
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Post by: Badger on December 14, 2013, 10:51:42 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 14, 2013, 10:42:16 AM
Duality is an amazing song though.

For angsty teens maybe.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 14, 2013, 11:07:28 AM: Quote from: Badger on December 14, 2013, 10:51:42 AM
For angsty teens maybe.

You describe me perfectly.
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Post by: Tommy on December 14, 2013, 12:16:35 PM: Rahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhh GRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNMNNN kahhhhhhhh!

That's what metal sounds like to normal people.
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Post by: Badger on December 14, 2013, 12:17:44 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 14, 2013, 12:16:35 PM
Rahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhh GRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNMNNN kahhhhhhhh!

That's what metal sounds like to little baby girls.

FTFY

Also, we aren't talking about metal, we're talking about Slipknot.
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Post by: Badger on December 15, 2013, 10:25:46 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 16, 2013, 01:36:39 AM: Quote from: Tommy on December 14, 2013, 12:16:35 PM
Rahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhh GRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNMNNN kahhhhhhhh!

That's what metal sounds like to normal people.

It sounds like Lady Gaga?
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Post by: Johnny English on December 16, 2013, 02:51:53 PM: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=264102573740885
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Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2013, 05:54:11 PM: what in the freak...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25405543
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 16, 2013, 07:16:59 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on December 16, 2013, 05:54:11 PM
what in the freak...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25405543
. They should have attached it to his groin. It would have served him better.
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Post by: Badger on December 17, 2013, 03:40:33 PM: Satisfying

(http://i.imgur.com/Jviljgg.gif)
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Post by: Badger on December 17, 2013, 08:50:35 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/njuVmII.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 17, 2013, 08:53:25 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 17, 2013, 08:50:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/njuVmII.jpg)

There's a "tastes like chicken" joke in here somewhere.
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Post by: NDMick on December 17, 2013, 11:31:32 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on December 16, 2013, 05:54:11 PM
what in the freak...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25405543

okay, now what about grafting other people's hands to your body?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2013, 08:18:43 AM: Quote from: NDMick on December 17, 2013, 11:31:32 PM
okay, now what about grafting other people's hands to your body?

I'm looking into grafting Kate Upton's funbags to my face.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 11:25:18 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/hIqrWs1.png)

http://imgur.com/hIqrWs1
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Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 12:13:19 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ym7rqON.png)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2013, 02:56:19 PM: This is one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while.

Probably best not viewed at work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wffPwC8E7l4)
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 19, 2013, 12:35:53 AM: Holy excrement

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/one-thing-that-youve-definitely-never-noticed-about-home-alo?bffb
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Post by: Tommy on December 19, 2013, 07:15:06 AM: Having watched that movie hundreds of times, I think I found that out myself sometime in the mid-Nineties. I'm more shocked that this is such a breakthrough for most people.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 19, 2013, 07:36:34 AM: Is it weird that I never saw that movie and most likely never will?
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Post by: Badger on December 19, 2013, 08:09:02 AM: Quote from: Tommy on December 19, 2013, 07:15:06 AM
Having watched that movie hundreds of times, I think I found that out myself sometime in the mid-Nineties.

Did you pause the videotape and go "AHA!"?
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Post by: Johnny English on December 19, 2013, 08:34:33 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 19, 2013, 07:36:34 AM
Is it weird that I never saw that movie and most likely never will?

You should, it's funny.
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Post by: Tommy on December 19, 2013, 08:35:24 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 19, 2013, 07:36:34 AM
Is it weird that I never saw that movie and most likely never will?

It's actually pretty funny you mention this. You're right on the line of being just a little too old for having that movie shoved down your throat. I guess the cutoff is anyone who was older than 15 at the time it was released.
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Post by: reuben on December 19, 2013, 12:08:43 PM: More than anything from Saw or Hostel, that close-up shot in Home Alone of bare-footed Daniel Stern slowly stepping down on the tar-covered six-inch nail makes me squirm.

That little kid was such a freaking sociopath.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 19, 2013, 12:11:50 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 19, 2013, 07:36:34 AM
Is it weird that I never saw that movie and most likely never will?

You'd enjoy it. It has some classic lines.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 05:43:54 PM: Got something for you. It's become a yearly tradition since I moved out west.

10th anniversary Black Widow bite.

freak my computer. Let's just go with I got freaking bit again. I'll be shitting blood for 2 days. Yay!

Will show the pic (the bite, not the bloody excrement) if I can get this figured out.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 05:49:15 PM: Sent it from my phone to my email. Can't save it anywhere. Oh well.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 19, 2013, 05:54:29 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 05:49:15 PM
Sent it from my phone to my email. Can't save it anywhere. Oh well.

Don't use the Quick Reply box at the bottom of the page, use the Reply button that sits beneath the last post and then on the next page you'll see a link called Attachments and Other Options underneath the text box. Click that, select the Choose File button and the rest is plain sailing.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 06:23:41 PM: I can't make the bastard 192K. Really? Thanks but I'm just going to be sick for a couple days.

My fault, not yours. excrement just used to be easier.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on December 19, 2013, 06:42:56 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 06:23:41 PM
Shitting just used to be easier.

Fixed your post
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on December 19, 2013, 08:19:15 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 06:23:41 PM
I can't make the bastard 192K. Really? Thanks but I'm just going to be sick for a couple days.

My fault, not yours. excrement just used to be easier.

Email it to me and I will post it. I want to see the evidence of you being killed by a spider.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2013, 07:44:57 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 19, 2013, 05:43:54 PM
Got something for you. It's become a yearly tradition since I moved out west.

10th anniversary Black Widow bite.

freak my computer. Let's just go with I got freaking bit again. I'll be shitting blood for 2 days. Yay!

Will show the pic (the bite, not the bloody excrement) if I can get this figured out.

Please tell me this happened while you were listening to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

Does this mean no tailgate this year? Death is no excuse, I will be there if I die.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 20, 2013, 10:56:00 AM: In case I die, I will instruct my wife to have me cremated at the tailgate. Fair enough? You can all roast marshmallows.

Got the flu like symptoms pretty hard today, but that's it so far.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 11:51:22 AM: The cause of Fenwyr's impending passing:

(http://i.imgur.com/6HgEhZS.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2013, 12:16:45 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 11:51:22 AM
The cause of Fenwyr's impending passing:

(http://i.imgur.com/6HgEhZS.jpg)

A freaking Tine Test? What a baby.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 12:22:29 PM: Fen will be fine, he's just waiting for the next full moon so he can complete his transition.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2013, 12:30:42 PM: Check this out if we are showing stuff..... This is how I spent my Saturday night Dec 7th: A Surgical procedure on my hip from an old Hockey injury:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/Surgery_zps05ba18c1.png)
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Post by: Tommy on December 20, 2013, 12:34:06 PM: Why did I open this while eating lunch?
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Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 12:38:55 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2013, 12:34:06 PM
Why did I open this while eating lunch?

Don't worry, it happens to him every month.

If we're sharing pictures of injuries, this is what I did when I had a bike crash in a duathlon last year:

(http://i.imgur.com/h1K80g5h.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/OU85fiuh.jpg)
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 20, 2013, 12:49:44 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 12:22:29 PM
Fen will be fine, he's just waiting for the next full moon so he can complete his transition.

I was actually hoping it was a radioactive widow. My spidey senses are tingling.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 20, 2013, 12:51:00 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 12:38:55 PM
Don't worry, it happens to him every month.

If we're sharing pictures of injuries, this is what I did when I had a bike crash in a duathlon last year:

(http://i.imgur.com/h1K80g5h.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/OU85fiuh.jpg)

I remember you showing me that. That still looks brutal. Not as bad as Puck shedding 5 pounds of blood, but ouch.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 20, 2013, 12:52:27 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2013, 12:34:06 PM
Why did I open this while eating lunch?

I think it's pretty clear with our current cast that you should NEVER open a JO thread while eating.
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Post by: Badger on December 20, 2013, 12:53:14 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 20, 2013, 12:49:44 PM
I was actually hoping it was a radioactive widow. My spidey senses are tingling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D27WtFZ-aaI
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Post by: Tommy on December 20, 2013, 12:54:37 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 12:38:55 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/h1K80g5h.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/OU85fiuh.jpg)

Whoa. How much did it hurt when the doctor popped it back into place?
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Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 01:09:54 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 20, 2013, 12:54:37 PM
Whoa. How much did it hurt when the doctor popped it back into place?

They gave me a local, so not even slightly. It actually didn't really hurt at any point, although three months on it's still heavily swollen and won't straighten properly which is annoying.

The damaged rotator cuff was a lot more painful, but didn't make for such good photos.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 20, 2013, 01:52:22 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 01:09:54 PM
They gave me a local, so not even slightly. It actually didn't really hurt at any point, although three months on it's still heavily swollen and won't straighten properly which is annoying.

The damaged rotator cuff was a lot more painful, but didn't make for such good photos.

My mom had a FU finger like that for like 5 years. It's OK now.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2013, 01:54:01 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 01:09:54 PM
They gave me a local, so not even slightly. It actually didn't really hurt at any point, although three months on it's still heavily swollen and won't straighten properly which is annoying.

The damaged rotator cuff was a lot more painful, but didn't make for such good photos.

That finger will swell and give you pain the rest of your life, I know I blew up my hand the same way twice in hockey fights and had a finger mangled from a slash.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2013, 05:30:47 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 20, 2013, 12:30:42 PM
Check this out if we are showing stuff..... This is how I spent my Saturday night Dec 7th: A Surgical procedure on my hip from an old Hockey injury:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/Surgery_zps05ba18c1.png)

Didn't know receiving anal sex was nicknamed "an old hockey injury". Live and learn.
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Post by: reuben on December 21, 2013, 09:41:56 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2013, 12:38:55 PM
Don't worry, it happens to him every month.

If we're sharing pictures of injuries, this is what I did when I had a bike crash in a duathlon last year:

(http://i.imgur.com/h1K80g5h.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/OU85fiuh.jpg)

I got that beat. I got that beat.

(http://i.imgur.com/IpzBLgH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FjgJ1Lv.jpg)

2007. Angry retarded man.
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Post by: Tommy on December 21, 2013, 10:41:59 AM: There is no God!
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Post by: Johnny English on December 21, 2013, 11:17:26 AM: Damn, that's a good one.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 11:42:52 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 20, 2013, 05:30:47 PM
Didn't know receiving anal sex was nicknamed "an old hockey injury". Live and learn.

Sorry I have nothing to add but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 11:47:29 AM: Quote from: reuben on December 21, 2013, 09:41:56 AM
I got that beat. I got that beat.

(http://i.imgur.com/IpzBLgH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FjgJ1Lv.jpg)

2007. Angry retarded man.

I purchased the same kicks for my wife around that time. Her's were at least pink.
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Post by: Badger on December 21, 2013, 11:52:53 AM: I'm grateful for my almost nonexistent injury history.
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Post by: reuben on December 21, 2013, 12:06:46 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 11:47:29 AM
I purchased the same kicks for my wife around that time. Her's were at least pink.

My pink ones are only for special occasions.
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Post by: Badger on December 21, 2013, 12:09:01 PM: Quote from: reuben on December 21, 2013, 12:06:46 PM
My pink ones are only for special occasions.

Like attending the 2014 tailgate?
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Post by: reuben on December 21, 2013, 12:25:15 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 21, 2013, 12:09:01 PM
Like attending the 2014 tailgate?

No, Jets games call for my lucky sequined Keds.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 01:08:31 PM: While I appreciate the tailgate invites... Someone needs to win the lottery or something. Flights are stupid expensive.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 21, 2013, 05:12:11 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 01:08:31 PM
While I appreciate the tailgate invites... Someone needs to win the lottery or something. Flights are stupid expensive.

freak you
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Post by: Johnny English on December 21, 2013, 05:33:32 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on December 21, 2013, 01:08:31 PM
While I appreciate the tailgate invites... Someone needs to win the lottery or something. Flights are stupid expensive.

Don't go all MBGreen on us, we don't even know what month we're tailgating yet. On average US domestic flights are cheapest about 6-8 weeks in advance; right now all you're seeing is full price fares.
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Post by: Tommy on December 22, 2013, 12:02:36 AM: Yeah but wheres he going to atay if every hotel in NYC is booked?
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2013, 07:12:33 AM: Australian Wasp Sting

Australian Emergency Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ..... What's the problem, and how can I help?"

Caller: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung high up on her thigh by a Wasp and her vagina has completely swelled closed."

Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer."

Caller: "That's great advice, thanks mate, bye."
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Post by: Badger on December 24, 2013, 11:03:08 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1tl06s/what_were_the_top_5_things_to_happen_on_reddit_in/
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Post by: Badger on January 01, 2014, 11:28:13 PM: http://us.tomonews.net/what-do-you-do-with-the-world-rsquo-s-biggest-butt-113912
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Post by: reuben on January 01, 2014, 11:55:58 PM: (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193427u3l1jrogif/ku-xlarge.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 02:08:59 PM: http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-fed-his-uncle-to-120-starving-dogs--report-145303810.html (http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-fed-his-uncle-to-120-starving-dogs--report-145303810.html)
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2014, 02:47:45 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 02:08:59 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-fed-his-uncle-to-120-starving-dogs--report-145303810.html (http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-fed-his-uncle-to-120-starving-dogs--report-145303810.html)

Damn, that's cold.
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Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2014, 02:48:22 PM: The freak did the uncle do to deserve that?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 02:53:36 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 03, 2014, 02:48:22 PM
The freak did the uncle do to deserve that?

Got him socks for xmas.
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Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 02:58:26 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 03, 2014, 02:47:45 PM
Damn, that's cold.
freaking nepotism.

That freak didnt earn the right to do something like that.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 03:25:33 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
freaking nepotism.

That freak didnt earn the right to do something like that.

His crazy derriere Dad did?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2014, 03:30:02 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
freaking nepotism.

That freak didnt earn the right to do something like that.

Who does earn that right?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 04:09:40 PM: YeAh, the dad. Un didn't earn that right. He was "next in line."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 04:10:30 PM: I love how you idiots get serious about Kim Jung Un.
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Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 04:55:32 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 04:10:30 PM
I love how you idiots get serious about Kim Jung Un.

You don't make jokes often enough, it confuses everyone when you do.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2014, 05:14:38 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
freaking nepotism.

That freak didnt earn the right to do something like that.

Who the hell ever earns the right to feed people to dogs?

EDIT: just read the other posts. Agree with Badger, you need to joke more often if we're going to start reading those comments as not serious.
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Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 05:28:35 PM: Hook, line...
*cue Jeremy Irons*
and Sinker
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2014, 06:50:07 PM: The original:
(http://i.imgur.com/yN97R7f.gif)
And the improvement:
(http://i.imgur.com/FmFjQmw.gif)
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Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 06:53:40 PM: (http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/640/018/fb3.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 08:16:01 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/LWup5dS.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2014, 08:19:53 PM: Do you want to come to my pool league match?
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Post by: reuben on January 03, 2014, 09:10:13 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2014, 06:50:07 PM
The original:
(http://i.imgur.com/yN97R7f.gif)
And the improvement:
(http://i.imgur.com/FmFjQmw.gif)

Quote from: Badger on January 03, 2014, 06:53:40 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/640/018/fb3.gif)

These are great. More please.
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Post by: Badger on January 03, 2014, 09:14:26 PM: Quote from: reuben on January 03, 2014, 09:10:13 PM
These are great. More please.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/276/100/ae2.gif)

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/538/632/17c.png)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/635/769/60d.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2014, 09:15:31 PM: hahahaha
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2014, 09:49:41 PM: (http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=hank-schrader-dick-butt.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2014, 12:09:42 PM: Here's the original:

(http://horribleville.com/comics/20060702.jpg)

http://horribleville.com/d/20060702.html
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Post by: Badger on January 04, 2014, 12:22:33 PM: Unrelated to dick butt, also NSFW

https://imgur.com/a/xFH5i
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Post by: Tommy on January 04, 2014, 02:02:25 PM: Hahahaha
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Post by: reuben on January 04, 2014, 05:31:17 PM: Found one myself:

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sir_9ccb59_249623.jpg)

Hey this probably isn't the right forum to say it, but good job to whomever improved the quick reply interface. Much easier now.
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Post by: Tommy on January 04, 2014, 05:39:03 PM: You're welcome
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2014, 05:45:14 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 04, 2014, 05:39:03 PM
You're welcome

(http://premisepunchtag.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/128883321459949058.jpg?w=300&h=204)
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Post by: Badger on January 04, 2014, 07:01:25 PM: http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 04, 2014, 08:21:21 PM: U HAVE TO MANY TEETH BUT I CAN FIX THAT
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2014, 09:08:08 PM: Anyone try the ninja swipe on a soda bottle? Pretty badass.

http://lifehacker.com/prevent-soda-bottles-from-fizzing-over-with-a-ninja-swi-1493487572
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2014, 09:16:47 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 04, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Anyone try the ninja swipe on a soda bottle? Pretty badass.

http://lifehacker.com/prevent-soda-bottles-from-fizzing-over-with-a-ninja-swi-1493487572

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19b4k4243z4yugif/ku-xlarge.gif)
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2014, 06:54:59 AM: ^bahaha.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2014, 11:47:47 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/j1ziDMk.gif)
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Post by: Badger on January 05, 2014, 04:51:51 PM: NSFW language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGDtonkqPs
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on January 05, 2014, 08:49:02 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on January 03, 2014, 04:10:30 PM
I love how you idiots get serious about Kim Jung Un.

Otto I hope you weren't talking about my derriere,I was joking like you were.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 05, 2014, 10:55:40 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 05, 2014, 04:51:51 PM
NSFW language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGDtonkqPs

Her facial expression right when they cut to her is priceless.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2014, 02:11:18 AM: WAKE THE freak UP PEOPLE AND ENTERTAIN ME.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 06, 2014, 07:46:05 AM: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week (http://www.theonion.com/articles/local-church-full-of-brainwashed-idiots-feeds-town,34860/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2014, 10:00:07 AM: I realise the need for a heightened sense of security and so on, but this is just silly.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/01/05/flight-sfo-grounded-flash-drive/#comments
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 10:04:57 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 06, 2014, 10:00:07 AM
I realise the need for a heightened sense of security and so on, but this is just silly.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/01/05/flight-sfo-grounded-flash-drive/#comments

I'm gonna need more details on this one... who found the drive? Who the hell doesn't know what a flash drive is? How would someone go about "reporting" such a thing, and why was it taken seriously?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 06, 2014, 10:57:15 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 06, 2014, 10:04:57 AM
I'm gonna need more details on this one... who found the drive? Who the hell doesn't know what a flash drive is? How would someone go about "reporting" such a thing, and why was it taken seriously?

I'm gonna guess it was just your average 87 year old freaking out about a SanDisk, but just to play devil's advocate:

(http://www.imprintitems.com/sitewide/images/prod/0-computeraccessories-memorysticks-alamo_-_bullet_-_shaped_sm.jpg)

(http://dl.maximumpc.com/galleries/1310USB/gun.jpg)

(http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/551043112_3/3D-Design-4GB-4G-Grenade-Bomb-Shape-USB-Flash-Memory-Drive-Pen-U-disk-stick.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 06, 2014, 10:58:07 AM: (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/05/ravage_flash.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2014, 11:10:18 AM: http://www.timesunion.com/default/article/Ready-aim-point-talk-5116592.php#photo-5683948
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 04:02:18 PM: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2013/12/worst-people-in-america.php
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2014, 06:45:14 PM: Australians. Quite mad. (http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-07/man-says-naked-washing-machine-rescue-like-a-birth/5189586)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2014, 11:39:43 AM: Because Oklahoma isn't interesting enough to have an "Only in Oklahoma" thread.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95218&page=1
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 08, 2014, 11:42:54 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 08, 2014, 11:39:43 AM
Because Oklahoma isn't interesting enough to have an "Only in Oklahoma" thread.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95218&page=1

Blackbear? Bushyhead? These are real people?

---

Linked at the bottom of the page: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/girl-trapped-washing-machine-rescued-firefighters-21420766

Damn washing machines. When will America wake up and realize how dangerous these appliances are?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on January 08, 2014, 12:17:57 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 06, 2014, 10:58:07 AM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/05/ravage_flash.jpg)

That is sweet. Looks like I'm going to have to start a new transformers collection.

Still need to sell my collection from the 80's though.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on January 08, 2014, 04:51:58 PM: Insane Clown Posse sues FBI.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/08/showbiz/juggalo-gang-lawsuit/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I don't want to understand this Earth anymore.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 08, 2014, 06:43:01 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 08, 2014, 04:51:58 PM
Insane Clown Posse sues FBI.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/08/showbiz/juggalo-gang-lawsuit/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I don't want to understand this Earth anymore.

Wouldn't it suck to be murdered by Juggalos? I think, rather than beg for my life, I'd instead beg them to pin the deed on some other gang. MS-13. Crips. Whoever. Just please keep 'Insane Clown Posse' away from my obituary.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2014, 06:51:23 PM: They'd kill you with magnets. If they could figure out how they work.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 09, 2014, 02:42:10 AM: If it wasn't for the internet, I wouldn't know that Juggalos even exist. Didn't see too many of those guys in NYC.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on January 09, 2014, 03:19:30 AM: (http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2112e0c925599637d018fe44bb4a54e/tumblr_mymhoi3G0s1sm2o07o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 09, 2014, 06:21:26 AM: Is that a Pornhub comment on a stock photo?
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 09, 2014, 07:42:21 AM: Quote from: Tommy on January 09, 2014, 02:42:10 AM
If it wasn't for the internet, I wouldn't know that Juggalos even exist. Didn't see too many of those guys in NYC.
Maybe its a Kansas trailer park thing. I don't know.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 09, 2014, 07:47:45 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 09, 2014, 06:21:26 AM
Is that a Pornhub comment on a stock photo?

I like the subtle ones.

(http://i.imgur.com/JCHr4VL.jpg)

(http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1386002631502223.png)
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Post by: reuben on January 09, 2014, 09:01:19 AM: (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19bxajbrre2sijpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2014, 04:45:23 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/mxeekHI.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2014, 06:47:07 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPboTPKCs5U
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Post by: reuben on January 10, 2014, 07:29:28 AM: Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.

Just about every accent in the world. (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_atlas.php)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2014, 08:16:02 AM: Quote from: reuben on January 10, 2014, 07:29:28 AM
Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.

Just about every accent in the world. (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_atlas.php)

I don't think it's fair to use only one accent for a city as large as NY. Especially not that awful BK accent.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2014, 08:29:34 AM: Quote from: reuben on January 10, 2014, 07:29:28 AM
Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.

Just about every accent in the world. (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_atlas.php)

Damn, that's addictive.
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Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2014, 08:55:20 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 10, 2014, 08:29:34 AM
Damn, that's addictive.

It is. I went through about 30 of them.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2014, 01:19:32 PM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings

Read the whole article, there's a nugget at the end too.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 10, 2014, 01:52:01 PM: TakeMeHomeKerryRhodes
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 11, 2014, 08:15:00 PM: (http://nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/drpepperbro.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 13, 2014, 10:07:52 AM: http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Waco-police-man-stabbed-woman-over-wrong-food--239781421.html

Clearly this is terrible, but it does beg the question - is she ever likely to get a lunch order wrong again? It may seem extreme, but there's an argument that it was still a success.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 13, 2014, 10:27:22 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 13, 2014, 10:07:52 AM
http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Waco-police-man-stabbed-woman-over-wrong-food--239781421.html

Clearly this is terrible, but it does beg the question - is she ever likely to get a lunch order wrong again? It may seem extreme, but there's an argument that it was still a success.

Immediately thought of this:

(http://i.imgur.com/zYXNSkD.gif)
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Post by: reuben on January 13, 2014, 04:21:12 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 13, 2014, 10:27:22 AM
Immediately thought of this:

(http://i.imgur.com/zYXNSkD.gif)

Hahaha... she gets em Chinese food AND pizza.

"You stupid bitch!"
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Post by: Badger on January 13, 2014, 04:22:27 PM: Quote from: reuben on January 13, 2014, 04:21:12 PM
Hahaha... she gets em Chinese food AND pizza.

"You stupid bitch!"

One night in college I couldn't decide which takeout I wanted so I ordered a calzone and a quart of lo mein at the same time.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on January 13, 2014, 04:30:14 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 13, 2014, 04:22:27 PM
One night in college I couldn't decide which takeout I wanted so I ordered a calzone and a quart of lo mein at the same time.

I may have done that myself once or twice... or thrice. Or every Saturday.

My pleas to the deliver food world for General Tso's pizza have always fallen on deaf ears.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2014, 04:31:08 PM: Quote from: reuben on January 13, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
I may have done that myself once or twice... or thrice. Or every Saturday.

My pleas to the deliver food world for General Tso's pizza have always fallen on deaf ears.

I think the boneless spare ribs would work better as a topping.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on January 13, 2014, 04:36:20 PM: Quote from: reuben on January 13, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
I may have done that myself once or twice... or thrice. Or every Saturday.

My pleas to the deliver food world for General Tso's pizza have always fallen on deaf ears.

I have a frozen pizza and a few packs of chili ramen kicking around. I will either love you or hate you after my hangover on saturday.
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Post by: Badger on January 13, 2014, 07:30:35 PM: (http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1408981/teabag_1.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 16, 2014, 03:02:00 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Ap9c9tALc

Hilarious
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on January 16, 2014, 03:10:29 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFiHJdJAQh4

Fat black guy getting followed by a saxophone reminded me of Patrice O'Neal.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2014, 10:12:40 AM: No. Nononononononononononono.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/15/keyshia-dirty-diapers_n_4604422.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 10:14:20 AM: ^ I literally puked a little.

EDIT: in fact, my day is ruined now.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 16, 2014, 10:15:17 AM: Okay Thats it today. Good night folks.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2014, 10:17:11 AM: Quote
Her fiance is shocked by how far she will go for a taste.

I'm shocked by how far Jerome will go to get laid.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 10:17:39 AM: I read the title of the article, saw the pic....and that was it. I couldn't read the article. I would've barfed.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2014, 10:23:22 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 16, 2014, 10:17:11 AM
I'm shocked by how far Jerome will go to get laid.

At least you can be pretty sure she'll do derriere to mouth.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on January 16, 2014, 10:34:27 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 10:14:20 AM
^ I literally puked a little.

EDIT: in fact, my day is ruined now.
Quote from: Tommy on January 16, 2014, 10:15:17 AM
Okay Thats it today. Good night folks.
Quote from: Badger on January 16, 2014, 10:17:11 AM
I'm shocked by how far Jerome will go to get laid.
Quote from: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 10:17:39 AM
I read the title of the article, saw the pic....and that was it. I couldn't read the article. I would've barfed.

Quote from: Johnny English on January 16, 2014, 10:23:22 AM
At least you can be pretty sure she'll do derriere to mouth.

You're all very correct!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 16, 2014, 10:54:09 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 13, 2014, 04:22:27 PM
One night in college I couldn't decide which takeout I wanted so I ordered a calzone and a quart of lo mein at the same time.

A couple weeks ago I got D'angelos and Chipotle for lunch. no regrets.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 08:49:49 PM: I want one of these for work

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-WvEeEFmEl6c/Utg8f8MND0I/AAAAAAAAOzo/6M74LpZxZIQ/w360-h234-no/RubberbandPistol.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2014, 10:59:04 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/fP6YuXr.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 06:15:19 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 16, 2014, 08:49:49 PM
I want one of these for work

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-WvEeEFmEl6c/Utg8f8MND0I/AAAAAAAAOzo/6M74LpZxZIQ/w360-h234-no/RubberbandPistol.gif)
if you find it, buy 2. That's badass.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 17, 2014, 06:34:20 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 16, 2014, 10:59:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fP6YuXr.jpg)

Mildly amusing, but I don't get it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 17, 2014, 09:53:20 AM: I'm guessing the point is the freaking ridiculous mug on the pug.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on January 17, 2014, 10:11:33 AM: lmao... i didn't get it either for the first few seconds then I realized because Badger posted it there had to be something to it, which is when i noticed the face.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ons on January 18, 2014, 06:35:14 AM: Winnipeg's flagship shopping destination.

(http://i.imgur.com/ySkSuPz.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 18, 2014, 08:32:38 AM: Hahahahhahaa

The latest tweet is "what time do we open?"
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on January 18, 2014, 10:19:06 AM: Quote from: ons on January 18, 2014, 06:35:14 AM
Winnipeg's flagship shopping destination.

(http://i.imgur.com/ySkSuPz.jpg)

We call Portage Place "Custer's Last Stand" for obvious reasons.
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Post by: Badger on January 18, 2014, 12:42:56 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/joNlJM6.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 18, 2014, 12:46:36 PM: Those other kids are swimming right into it
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Post by: JFIF on January 18, 2014, 05:23:02 PM: Quote from: ons on January 18, 2014, 06:35:14 AM
Winnipeg's flagship shopping destination.

(http://i.imgur.com/ySkSuPz.jpg)

It wasn't until this that I realized what MB actually means.
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Post by: reuben on January 18, 2014, 09:34:18 PM: Bill Murray did an AMA recently. His long, rambling apology/explanation of Garfield was pretty interesting.

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[–]_BillMurray3985 points 1 day ago

Someone asked "will there be a Garfield 3?"

I don't think so. I had a hilarious experience with Garfield. I only read a few pages of it, and I kind of wanted to do a cartoon movie, because I had looked at the screenplay and it said "Joel Cohen" on it.
And I wasn't thinking clearly, but it was spelled Cohen, not Coen.

I love the Coen brothers movies. I think that Joel Coen is a wonderful comedic mind.

So I didn't really bother to finish the script, I thought "he's great, I'll do it." So then it was months before i got around to actually doing it, and I remember i had to go to a screening room in somewhere, and watch the movie and start working. And because they had had trouble contacting me, they asked my friend Bobby to help corral the whole situation together. So Bobby was there, and you know when you're looping a movie you're rerecording to a picture?

So this was an odd movie because the live footage had been shot, but the cat was still this gray blob onscreen. So I start working with this script and I'm supposed to start re-recording and thinking "I can do a funnier line than that" so I would start changing the dialogue that was written for the cat. Which kind of works, it sort of generally works, but then you realize the cat's over here in a corner sitting on a counter, and I'm trying to think how I can make it make sense. So the other characters are already speaking these lines, and so I'm going "did he really say THAT?" and you're kind of in this endgame of "how do I chess piece myself out of this one?"
So I worked like that with this gray blob and these lines that were already written, trying to unpaint myself out of a corner. I think I worked 6 or 7 hours for one reel? No, 8 hours. And that was for 10 minutes. And we managed to change and affect a great deal.

The next day I came into work and the producer gave me a set of golf clubs, and I thought "that was kind of extreme, especially since I can't go play." And the second reel was even HARDER because the complications of the first ten minutes were triangulated. It was really hard to write my way out of that one. And there were all these people on the other side of the recording studio, and at the end of the reel I was SOAKED In perspiration. I had drunk as much coffee as any columbian ever drank, and I said "you better just show me the rest of the movie." And they showed me the rest of the movie, and there was just this long, 2 minute silence.
And I probably cursed a little, and I said "I can fix this, but I can't fix this today. Or this week. Who wrote this stuff?"

And it appeared that one of the people behind the screen was the misspelled Joel Cohen. And I said "how could you have THAT scene take place before this scene? This can't possibly happen? Who edited this thing?"

And another person behind the glass was the editor of the film. He quit the film that week to go work on another job, so that began a long process of working on the film. I worked the rest of the week on it, and I said "Bobby it is still nowhere near done. But I can't fix it all, we have to try to do this again."

It was sort of like Fantastic Mr Fox without the joy or the fun. We did it twice in California, and once in Italy when I was working on the life Aquatic, we were working on an INSANE place in Italy, with a woman who was a voice from above interrupting everything, I cursed again, and she left to take another job, and that was just the first once.

And we managed to fix it, sort of. It was a big financial success. And I said "just promise me, you'll never do that again." That you'll never shoot the footage without telling me.

And they proceeded to do it again. And the next time, they had been shooting for 5 weeks. And I cursed again. I said "I just asked for one little thing, letting me know." and that one was EVEN HARDER. The second one was beyond rescue, there were too many crazy people involved with it. And I thought I fixed the movie, but the insane director who had formerly done some Spongebob, he would leave me and say "I gotta go, I have a meeting" and he was going to the studio where someone was telling him what it should be, countermanding what I was doing.

They made a movie after that second miscarriage, that went directly to video. So they sort of shot themselves in the foot, the kidneys, the liver and the pancreas on the second one. If you had a finer mind working on them? The girl, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, she was sweet. In the second movie they dressed her like a homeless person. You knew it wasn't gonna go well.
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Post by: Tommy on January 19, 2014, 12:59:34 AM: That was awesome.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 19, 2014, 02:46:22 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWctcNBs2qQ
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Post by: Badger on January 19, 2014, 02:43:06 PM: (http://24.media.tumblr.com/06a2ccbb722995bdd9b42ec53b197b44/tumblr_mzd4yb2D3X1tohijho1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 19, 2014, 07:03:39 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/O7VuYnO.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 19, 2014, 07:09:55 PM: ^haha
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Post by: Tommy on January 19, 2014, 08:04:13 PM: Hahahahahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2014, 01:12:13 AM: That was sick lol.
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Post by: reuben on January 20, 2014, 02:24:14 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/Ejh4atg.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 06:38:25 AM: I knew her hair looked familiar.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 20, 2014, 07:54:44 AM: I'm just going to leave this here...and probably some other places:
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3885091/facepalmtom.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2014, 10:34:11 AM: Wedding/engeagement Photobombs

http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/funniest-wedding-photobombs-slideshow-154900803/ (http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/funniest-wedding-photobombs-slideshow-154900803/)
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Post by: reuben on January 22, 2014, 12:54:38 PM: It's toasted. (http://iveybusinessreview.ca/blogs/lbolukhba2010/2014/01/17/how-mad-men-lit-up-lucky-strike-sales/)

(http://iveybusinessreview.ca/blogs/lbolukhba2010/wp-content/uploads/sites/22/2014/01/MadMen3.png)

(http://iveybusinessreview.ca/blogs/lbolukhba2010/wp-content/uploads/sites/22/2014/01/MadMen31.png)
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Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 06:42:42 PM: (http://www.ultraimg.com/images/bXEcA.gif)
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Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 10:21:40 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/sTADoJv.gif)
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Post by: JFIF on January 23, 2014, 08:38:55 AM: DJ Sprinkle Sprankle

http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2014, 04:54:58 PM: (http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/19dg4duu6p27rgif_0.gif)
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Post by: Badger on January 24, 2014, 03:50:47 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/0YsCkvF.png)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 24, 2014, 03:54:38 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 24, 2014, 03:50:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0YsCkvF.png)
It's about right.
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Post by: Badger on January 24, 2014, 08:32:20 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart
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Post by: Tommy on January 25, 2014, 02:18:08 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 24, 2014, 03:50:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0YsCkvF.png)

Funny how the rest of NY state, which is massive, gets lumped up together with NYC, which makes up probably 1/100 of the area and 1/2 of the population.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 25, 2014, 09:43:02 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhFUBz3kxKA
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Post by: Badger on January 27, 2014, 02:40:35 PM: http://imgur.com/gallery/IWxx9

(http://i.imgur.com/FTGqjg7.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 28, 2014, 10:40:20 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/GFv94Dx.gif)
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 05, 2014, 04:53:43 PM: I can't quit reading these.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1x34t4/whats_the_most_bullshitsoundingbuttrue_fact_you/
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Post by: reuben on February 05, 2014, 05:48:04 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 05, 2014, 04:53:43 PM
I can't quit reading these.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1x34t4/whats_the_most_bullshitsoundingbuttrue_fact_you/

Oh wow, this is great.

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LAL17 2447 points 5 hours ago
When you get a kidney transplant, they usually just leave your original kidneys in your body and put the 3rd kidney in your pelvis.

cheap-shot 2846 points 5 hours ago
The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com

Kijafa 2677 points 7 hours ago
If you could fold a piece of paper 42 times it would reach the moon.

The piece of paper one I already knew, but it's got to be my all-time favorite mind-blowing fact. Also a great question for the answer "42."
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Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2014, 08:11:44 AM: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/02/ice-t-records-dungeons-dragons-audiobook.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2014, 08:14:59 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 06, 2014, 08:11:44 AM
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/02/ice-t-records-dungeons-dragons-audiobook.html

Hahahah He's correct about today's music, I will give him that.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2014, 04:26:52 PM: http://www.cbs8.com/story/24637357/firefighter-detained-by-chp-after-dispute-at-crash-site
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Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2014, 05:54:55 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Tt2vUdz.jpg)
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Post by: JFIF on February 06, 2014, 06:17:37 PM: ^---took me a minute to get that
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Post by: reuben on February 06, 2014, 07:54:03 PM: The Great Language Game (http://greatlanguagegame.com/)

I only made it ten deep.
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Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2014, 09:09:37 PM: Got 400 my first try. This is hard.
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Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2014, 09:14:12 PM: Got 500. Helps that I know a few languages. It's distinguishing between very similar languages that's tough.
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Post by: Badger on February 06, 2014, 09:15:39 PM: First try crashed and burned, 0/3 out of the gate. Second try 300. Thankfully I got Italian twice.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2014, 09:15:51 PM: 650
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Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2014, 09:17:07 PM: In before Puck gets 1,000 on his first try.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2014, 09:17:52 PM: Quote from: Tommy on February 06, 2014, 09:17:07 PM
In before Puck gets 1,000 on his first try.

He doesn't look like it, but he is actually an interpreter/elite athlete
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2014, 09:18:25 PM: Who wins in a round of golf: Puck or Kim Jong-il?
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Post by: MBGreen on February 06, 2014, 09:21:15 PM: 400...challenging stuff.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2014, 10:02:04 PM: Don't care about language won't play, and I did shoot an 85. This site is like Desperate Housewives with all of you bitches here. Instead of Jet Offensive we should call it toomanyvaginas.com or bitchabouteverything.com

Jesus you cocksuckers don't need to be season ticket holders with PSL's to fill the coffers of Woody Johnson, with all the tampons you faggots go thru Woody could forgive all the PSL's and still pay for that battleship grey piece of crap.

freaking bitches.
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Post by: Badger on February 06, 2014, 10:04:18 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 06, 2014, 10:02:04 PM
Don't care about language won't play, and I did shoot an 85. This site is like Desperate Housewives with all of you bitches here. Instead of Jet Offensive we should call it toomanyvaginas.com or bitchabouteverything.com

Jesus you cocksuckers don't need to be season ticket holders with PSL's to fill the coffers of Woody Johnson, with all the tampons you faggots go thru Woody could forgive all the PSL's and still pay for that battleship grey piece of crap.

freaking bitches.

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e69cacbf8db76222e6227715f73b8971e4df6b66_m.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2014, 10:22:36 PM: hahahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 07, 2014, 07:50:10 AM: Quote from: Badger on February 06, 2014, 10:04:18 PM
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e69cacbf8db76222e6227715f73b8971e4df6b66_m.jpg)

Bitch
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Post by: Badger on February 07, 2014, 08:08:30 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 07, 2014, 07:50:10 AM
Bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s
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Post by: Scruggy on February 07, 2014, 09:44:32 AM: A dream come true :)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/690/341/3c6.jpg)
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Post by: reuben on February 07, 2014, 11:54:57 AM: Tim Knoll Bike Tricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J43_TXly0)
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Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2014, 12:07:54 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 07, 2014, 11:54:57 AM
Tim Knoll Bike Tricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J43_TXly0)

I know it's not true flatland riding, but it's close enough for it to have the same effect for me - I can admire its technical skill but at the same time find it somewhat unengaging.
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Post by: Badger on February 08, 2014, 10:40:48 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/k4xXdsq.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 08, 2014, 10:56:36 PM: hahaha
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Post by: JFIF on February 09, 2014, 10:46:35 PM: I freaking hate buzzfeed but........

simpsons did it

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/21-times-the-simpsons-bizarrely-predicted-the-future?

#8 and #10 were really good
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Post by: Tommy on February 09, 2014, 11:31:47 PM: How about #17? Though it wasn't much of a stretch.
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Post by: Tommy on February 09, 2014, 11:33:03 PM: Btw I feel like if Simpsons would've ended in 2000 like it should have then it would be more culturally relevant today, sort of like how Seinfeld still is.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 10, 2014, 01:21:08 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/4DInqsLl.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on February 10, 2014, 12:48:05 PM: It's those damn Yelp vandals again. Committing their internet crimes.

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2014/02/yelp-users-are-expertly-pranking-a-homophobic-racist-restaurant-owner/
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Post by: reuben on February 10, 2014, 02:48:51 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 10, 2014, 01:21:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4DInqsLl.jpg)

Hahaha, that's terrible.
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Post by: JFIF on February 11, 2014, 07:45:16 AM: strangely hypnotic. look at Andy Reid go

http://deadspin.com/this-is-only-like-the-14th-weirdest-thing-at-the-olympi-1520509889
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Post by: Badger on February 11, 2014, 04:17:14 PM: http://imgur.com/gallery/OPS1y
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Post by: reuben on February 12, 2014, 01:00:20 PM: POYKPAC: Couple Breaks Up with Movie Titles (http://www.cracked.com/video_18789_a-couple-breaks-up-in-154-movie-titles.html)
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Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2014, 02:12:58 PM: Cracked videos are awful.
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Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:14:17 PM: Quote from: Tommy on February 12, 2014, 02:12:58 PM
Cracked videos are awful.

Here, they hosted it on YouTube for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hInTz88xM8?t=0
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Post by: reuben on February 12, 2014, 02:19:34 PM: Quote from: Tommy on February 12, 2014, 02:12:58 PM
Cracked videos are awful.

It's not Cracked, it's POYKPAC. They did the Hipster Olympics.

Not nearly as funny as The Big Bang Theory, I'll admit.
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Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2014, 02:28:25 PM: Okay that was pretty funny, and clever.
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Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 04:31:01 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Trw0x6f.gif)
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 04:35:47 PM: ^Looks like a Roadrunner/Coyote cartoon.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 05:09:09 PM: In Russia, ice breaks you.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2014, 05:16:06 PM: What did he think would happen?
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Post by: reuben on February 12, 2014, 08:24:47 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/UaMLCdL.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 04:32:58 PM: Someone's daddy didn't hug them very much.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/365288/Woman-slices-off-tattoo-of-ex-s-name-with-a-SCALPEL-then-SENDS-it-to-him-GRAPHIC-CONTENT
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Post by: reuben on February 13, 2014, 04:51:23 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 13, 2014, 04:32:58 PM
Someone's daddy didn't hug them very much.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/365288/Woman-slices-off-tattoo-of-ex-s-name-with-a-SCALPEL-then-SENDS-it-to-him-GRAPHIC-CONTENT

Jesus CHRIST.

Even militant, man-hating, Amazonian super-dykes will read this and still come away thinking Chopper made the smart move.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2014, 08:06:11 AM: http://lets-have-a-beer.com/walmart-called-your-photos-are-done-6947/
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Post by: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 11:12:20 AM: I found this twitter account searching for richie incognito related tweets when i read he deleted his twitter

Maybe it's just me, but I find this absolutely hilarious. Old, degenerate, racist, sleezeball grandpa from the bronx just discovering social media. Obsessed with howard stern and chubby pornstars. It's hard to figure out if he says the things he does because a.) he's so old and doesn't give a excrement. b.) he's just that much of a degenerate or c.) he doesn't realize the internet is permanent

https://twitter.com/johnnyfuel
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Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 11:18:12 AM: Quote from: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 11:12:20 AM
I found this twitter account searching for richie incognito related tweets when i read he deleted his twitter

Maybe it's just me, but I find this absolutely hilarious. Old, degenerate, racist, sleezeball grandpa from the bronx just discovering social media. Obsessed with howard stern and chubby pornstars. It's hard to figure out if he says the things he does because a.) he's so old and doesn't give a excrement. b.) he's just that much of a degenerate or c.) he doesn't realize the internet is permanent

https://twitter.com/johnnyfuel

Must be mostly A and B. C may also be true but I doubt he'd care.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2014, 11:19:08 AM: According to this tweet (https://twitter.com/johnnyfuel/status/434478554907410432) he's 35, or claims to be.
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Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 11:21:10 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 15, 2014, 11:19:08 AM
According to this tweet (https://twitter.com/johnnyfuel/status/434478554907410432) he's 35, or claims to be.

His tweets do read like the thoughts of some dumbshit goomba.
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Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 02:52:35 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/

(http://i.imgur.com/WIrD9Lk.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 15, 2014, 04:37:45 PM: (https://24.media.tumblr.com/ccba4ab69a1a84b6bb9686a5739dcb10/tumblr_n0d53pNu3J1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
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Post by: JFIF on February 16, 2014, 09:50:08 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bgmo0XfCIAAREj6.jpg:large)
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Post by: Badger on February 17, 2014, 12:09:56 AM: http://imgur.com/a/AI2LG
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Post by: Libero_2 on February 17, 2014, 05:20:26 PM: So I was searching for an image to use in another thread, and found this.

not exactly sure what was going on here....

(http://img3.owned.com/media/images/1/0/5/2/10523/dafuq_is_that_540.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 17, 2014, 08:46:48 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/snake-salvation-pastor-bite/
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A Kentucky pastor who starred in a reality show about snake-handling in church has died -- of a snakebite.

On "Snake Salvation," the ardent Pentecostal believer said that he believed that a passage in the Bible suggests poisonous snakebites will not harm believers as long as they are anointed by God.
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Post by: JFIF on February 17, 2014, 08:50:57 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 17, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/snake-salvation-pastor-bite/

Boyd's work
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Post by: Tommy on February 18, 2014, 12:13:30 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 17, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/snake-salvation-pastor-bite/

Culling the herd.
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Post by: Badger on February 19, 2014, 06:37:38 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq
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Post by: Fenwyr on February 19, 2014, 01:02:00 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on February 17, 2014, 05:20:26 PM
So I was searching for an image to use in another thread, and found this.

not exactly sure what was going on here....

(http://img3.owned.com/media/images/1/0/5/2/10523/dafuq_is_that_540.jpg)

I would call that good parenting... Have to start early teaching the chubby kids how to get and keep a man.
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 19, 2014, 02:43:23 PM: Bitch had it coming.

http://wnyt.com/article/stories/s3331328.shtml

PITTSFIELD - A Pittsfield man is facing an assault charge after he allegedly beat a woman over breakfast.
Pittsfield Police say 57-year-old Fritz Simeon became enraged when his breakfast in bed arrived without the sausage he asked for.
Police say he yelled at the woman and pushed her.
The woman told police he cut himself with a knife in order make it look like a self-defense case.
He's due in court next month.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 19, 2014, 09:30:40 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 19, 2014, 06:37:38 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq

Amazing.
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Post by: reuben on February 19, 2014, 11:03:31 PM: This has become a daily moment of zen for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-y1N29vH2Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-y1N29vH2Y)
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Post by: Badger on February 19, 2014, 11:11:50 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 19, 2014, 11:03:31 PM
This has become a daily moment of zen for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-y1N29vH2Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-y1N29vH2Y)

That's amazing.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 19, 2014, 11:33:50 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 19, 2014, 11:11:50 PM
That's amazing.

I sent you that on FB a few days ago, bundle of sticks.
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Post by: Badger on February 20, 2014, 06:39:46 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on February 19, 2014, 11:33:50 PM
I sent you that on FB a few days ago, bundle of sticks.

If you sent me a video during work hours I didn't watch it.
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Post by: reuben on February 20, 2014, 08:32:03 PM: Clever move, DHL.

http://imgur.com/c9DfFsb (http://imgur.com/c9DfFsb)
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Post by: reuben on February 21, 2014, 09:41:25 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ZmkqP.gif)

That's not my culture and heritage! Is that your culture and heritage?!
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 21, 2014, 11:17:03 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 21, 2014, 09:41:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZmkqP.gif)

That's not my culture and heritage! Is that your culture and heritage?!

Is you or is you not my constituency?
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Post by: Tommy on February 22, 2014, 05:27:31 AM: That's racistま
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Post by: reuben on February 23, 2014, 08:39:15 PM: (http://31.media.tumblr.com/ff22768c8b8742c4f5a8b90a92e9102a/tumblr_mvyof6OS091qjh68ro1_500.gif)
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Post by: Tommy on February 23, 2014, 08:43:35 PM: Holy excrement.
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Post by: Tommy on February 24, 2014, 05:11:39 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1yrv8f/i_wake_up_at_2am_to_find_my_roommate_passed_out/cfn9w00
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Post by: Johnny English on February 26, 2014, 10:49:38 AM: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26353893

I think they're all missing the really important question here.... who the freak goes on vacation to Utah?
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Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 10:50:11 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 26, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26353893

I think they're all missing the really important question here.... who the freak goes on vacation to Utah?

National Parks:

Zion, Arches, Bryce Canyon, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef

After reading the article, I'm not sure a Japanese couple with a baby would do any of those. So now I have no idea why they would go to Utah.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 26, 2014, 11:12:13 AM: Snowboarding and offroading at Moab. As you say, neither seems like an obvious choice for a Japanese family with a young child.
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Post by: Tommy on February 26, 2014, 11:17:51 AM: Quote from: Badger on February 26, 2014, 10:50:11 AM
National Parks:

Zion, Arches, Bryce Canyon, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef

After reading the article, I'm not sure a Japanese couple with a baby would do any of those. So now I have no idea why they would go to Utah.

The kid was 7 years old. This whole thing is hilarious. Btw there's now way that they didn't understand
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Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 11:19:43 AM: I skimmed it, missed the age, just saw that the kid was crying.

I guess 7 is old enough to do basic hiking and sightseeing.

Maybe they were just going somewhere else via Utah. When my family went to Wyoming, we landed in SLC and drove up.
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Post by: Tommy on February 26, 2014, 11:22:40 AM: Asian tourists love the countryside though, so that's a huge selling point for them.
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Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 11:26:12 AM: Quote from: Tommy on February 26, 2014, 11:22:40 AM
Asian tourists love the countryside though, so that's a huge selling point for them.

I hardly see any when I go anywhere nature-y. Only exception was Niagara Falls which is overrun by Indian families.
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Post by: ons on February 26, 2014, 12:31:37 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 26, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26353893

I think they're all missing the really important question here.... who the freak goes on vacation to Utah?

They're morons, they absolutely knew they needed to pull over. Probably got lost on their way to Disneyland.
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Post by: Koz on February 27, 2014, 07:54:54 AM: Anyone care to tell me how in the hell this guy's head was spun around a perfect 180 degrees?

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/140227065239-07-ukraine-0227-c1-main.jpg)
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Post by: reuben on February 27, 2014, 10:01:23 AM: Quote from: Koz on February 27, 2014, 07:54:54 AM
Anyone care to tell me how in the hell this guy's head was spun around a perfect 180 degrees?

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/140227065239-07-ukraine-0227-c1-main.jpg)

(http://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/exorcistscreen4.png?w=700)

(http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/skroob_backwards.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/16/article-2263127-16F73FEA000005DC-186_634x822.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2014, 11:08:15 AM: This is awesome.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/27/jeff-gordon-prank_n_4867308.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
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Post by: Badger on March 01, 2014, 10:51:18 AM: http://youtu.be/Xfzxesxk_Yo
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Post by: Badger on March 01, 2014, 07:50:55 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/TL2pJfx.gif)
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Post by: reuben on March 03, 2014, 05:23:40 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/V5VWwxY.gif)
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Post by: reuben on March 05, 2014, 12:28:43 PM: Would you hit it?

(http://i.imgur.com/opwiFVW.gif)
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Post by: Badger on March 07, 2014, 06:23:12 PM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6lh1QymD1rllnueo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:26:29 PM: http://youtu.be/f1DnQl-_0z4
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Post by: Tommy on March 07, 2014, 06:39:10 PM: Quote from: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:26:29 PM
http://youtu.be/f1DnQl-_0z4

Hahahaha
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Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 06:43:19 PM: That's very fake.
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Post by: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:50:20 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 06:43:19 PM
That's very fake.

Booooo fun.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 06:51:21 PM: Quote from: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:50:20 PM
Booooo fun.

Sorry, but by the third time you'd either be answering with "freak off" and then hanging up, or just not answering at all.
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Post by: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:53:19 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 06:51:21 PM
Sorry, but by the third time you'd either be answering with "freak off" and then hanging up, or just not answering at all.
Daaaammmnnn yoooouuuu fuuuunnnnnn!!!!!
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Post by: reuben on March 07, 2014, 06:54:49 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 06:43:19 PM
That's very fake.

Any prank call that goes on the airwaves has to be staged, as per very strict FCC regulations. (Opie and Anthony talked about it during one of their shows a while back.)

If you hear a crank call on the radio, it's fake.
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Post by: reuben on March 07, 2014, 06:56:02 PM: Quote from: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:50:20 PM
Booooo fun.

Johnny's just upset that he has to watch Airplane, so now he's gonna excrement on everyone's fun.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 07:22:21 PM: Quote from: reuben on March 07, 2014, 06:54:49 PM
Any prank call that goes on the airwaves has to be staged, as per very strict FCC regulations. (Opie and Anthony talked about it during one of their shows a while back.)

If you hear a crank call on the radio, it's fake.

I did not know that. I just assumed they were all staged to avoid the not very funny scenario of the phone being answered and then immediately hung up.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 07:25:21 PM: Quote from: Cane on March 07, 2014, 06:53:19 PM
Daaaammmnnn yoooouuuu fuuuunnnnnn!!!!!

(http://www.favething.com/uploads/images/main-fave-images/i_had_fun_once_it_was_awful-1.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on March 08, 2014, 10:57:17 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/T4DKFt7.gif)
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Post by: Cane on March 09, 2014, 07:18:24 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 07, 2014, 07:25:21 PM
(http://www.favething.com/uploads/images/main-fave-images/i_had_fun_once_it_was_awful-1.jpg)

To the return the favor, don't the reactions in that meme seem to be pretty fake? Obviously the old guy doing nothing is a hint, but look at everyone else, all doing different things. Look at the kid in the back row having what appears to be a fainting spell like he's a schoolmarm in the 1850s.
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Post by: Tommy on March 09, 2014, 09:10:05 AM: It was taken at a random moment in a split second. He could have been right in the middle of a reaction, or maybe just froze. Who knows.
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Post by: JFIF on March 09, 2014, 11:41:54 AM: old but still hilarious

https://vine.co/v/b0BzIJMqxde
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 09, 2014, 12:01:52 PM: Quote from: Cane on March 09, 2014, 07:18:24 AM
To the return the favor, don't the reactions in that meme seem to be pretty fake? Obviously the old guy doing nothing is a hint, but look at everyone else, all doing different things. Look at the kid in the back row having what appears to be a fainting spell like he's a schoolmarm in the 1850s.

People who know where the camera is like to take weird pictures. That guy just appears to be terrible at it.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2014, 11:41:32 AM: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/truman-hardon/33/45b/a38
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 12, 2014, 03:45:56 PM: (https://24.media.tumblr.com/668c4fe0ec5fe6fdfb0ee703de5dc3eb/tumblr_mki8kuMXLw1qaccdto1_500.jpg)

Check out Puck's answer - bottom right corner
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2014, 06:03:57 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 12, 2014, 03:45:56 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/668c4fe0ec5fe6fdfb0ee703de5dc3eb/tumblr_mki8kuMXLw1qaccdto1_500.jpg)

Check out Puck's answer - bottom right corner

Yawn

(http://ak.cdn.sptdigital.com/sites/pt.axn/files/ct_character_f_primary_image/freddie_lounds_620x348.jpg)
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Post by: reuben on March 12, 2014, 08:55:35 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/X3yHb9E.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on March 13, 2014, 04:51:48 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/77jjP7Ml.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2014, 09:54:32 PM: (https://24.media.tumblr.com/d6049176ce773aabebca513076168d3b/tumblr_msugijAqQX1qljj91o1_400.gif)
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Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2014, 10:07:22 PM: ^ hahahahahaha
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Post by: reuben on March 17, 2014, 12:13:14 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/9ie56Hv.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2014, 07:01:03 AM: ^this is MY country mofo!
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Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2014, 01:43:23 PM: This had me in stitches:

(http://i.imgur.com/MAfphSR.gif)
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Post by: Badger on March 17, 2014, 03:04:41 PM: ^Hahahahahaha

Have you seen the one with the vuvuzela?
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Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2014, 03:08:11 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 17, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
^Hahahahahaha

Have you seen the one with the vuvuzela?

Yes, also awesome and entirely deserved.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 17, 2014, 09:52:50 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 17, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
^Hahahahahaha

Have you seen the one with the vuvuzela?

Post it.
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Post by: reuben on March 17, 2014, 10:02:32 PM: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tZ_ESjLnaZo/UB0IxZcYRyI/AAAAAAAACCs/mVpsfKQa850/s1600/dog-vuvuzela.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2014, 07:34:46 AM: Quote from: reuben on March 17, 2014, 10:02:32 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tZ_ESjLnaZo/UB0IxZcYRyI/AAAAAAAACCs/mVpsfKQa850/s1600/dog-vuvuzela.gif)

Hahahahah awesome.
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Post by: Badger on March 18, 2014, 08:37:05 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/8NqKpo8.jpg)
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Post by: reuben on March 19, 2014, 09:13:01 AM: http://loiter.co/v/watch-as-1000years-of-european-boarders-change/ (http://loiter.co/v/watch-as-1000years-of-european-boarders-change/)
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Post by: Badger on March 19, 2014, 09:24:12 AM: Like, snowboarders? Skateboarders?
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Post by: Tommy on March 19, 2014, 09:29:23 AM: Quote from: reuben on March 19, 2014, 09:13:01 AM
http://loiter.co/v/watch-as-1000years-of-european-boarders-change/ (http://loiter.co/v/watch-as-1000years-of-european-boarders-change/)

Big mistake in the end. Montenegro is an independent country, not part of Serbia.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2014, 09:30:06 AM: Quote from: Badger on March 19, 2014, 09:24:12 AM
Like, snowboarders? Skateboarders?

Hahahah I am ashamed to admit that's what I thought at first.
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Post by: Coach K on March 19, 2014, 09:32:19 AM: Quote from: Badger on March 18, 2014, 08:37:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8NqKpo8.jpg)

Rofl that's rich
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on March 19, 2014, 09:35:33 AM: Quote from: reuben on March 17, 2014, 12:13:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9ie56Hv.jpg)

Holy excrement murica
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Post by: Badger on March 19, 2014, 09:36:37 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 19, 2014, 09:30:06 AM
Hahahah I am ashamed to admit that's what I thought at first.

Not our fault they misspelled it in the url.
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Post by: Jumbo on March 19, 2014, 10:18:11 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 13, 2014, 09:54:32 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/d6049176ce773aabebca513076168d3b/tumblr_msugijAqQX1qljj91o1_400.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBKfICSIgR0
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 19, 2014, 10:33:30 AM: Quote from: reuben on March 17, 2014, 10:02:32 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tZ_ESjLnaZo/UB0IxZcYRyI/AAAAAAAACCs/mVpsfKQa850/s1600/dog-vuvuzela.gif)

Guess he found the brown note.
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Post by: reuben on March 19, 2014, 11:44:33 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3HYLLruJis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3HYLLruJis)
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Post by: reuben on March 21, 2014, 11:38:29 AM: Even bad men love their mamas. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-assaulted-and-locked-wife-in-shed-after-she-kept-singing-ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead-when-his-mother-died-9207765.html)
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Post by: hawk on March 22, 2014, 01:06:42 PM: Nick Spano ‏@NickSpano 24m
So painful to see people tweet/write about sports now a days. No substance at all.

Ummmm, What?
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 22, 2014, 01:07:56 PM: Quote from: hawk on March 22, 2014, 01:06:42 PM
Nick Spano ‏@NickSpano 24m
So painful to see people tweet/write about sports now a days. No substance at all.

Ummmm, What?
Is it April 1?
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 22, 2014, 01:15:37 PM: Quote from: hawk on March 22, 2014, 01:06:42 PM
Nick Spano ‏@NickSpano 24m
So painful to see people tweet/write about sports now a days. No substance at all.

Ummmm, What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTUJEIjASUw
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Post by: hawk on March 22, 2014, 01:19:40 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 22, 2014, 01:15:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTUJEIjASUw

Caleb Chandler ‏@Caleb_Chandler7 10m
RT @NickSpano So painful to see people tweet/write about sports now a days. No substance at all. pic.twitter.com/WAN7jID1Je

Nick Spano ‏@NickSpano 6m
@Caleb_Chandler7 pardon?
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 22, 2014, 01:26:14 PM: hahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2014, 02:28:56 PM: (https://24.media.tumblr.com/933eb09f5894f5b92ee13b9d56a8500a/tumblr_n2uv3uWrEK1qlhyouo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2014, 04:56:33 PM: Quote from: hawk on March 22, 2014, 01:19:40 PM
Caleb Chandler ‏@Caleb_Chandler7 10m
RT @NickSpano So painful to see people tweet/write about sports now a days. No substance at all. pic.twitter.com/WAN7jID1Je

Nick Spano ‏@NickSpano 6m
@Caleb_Chandler7 pardon?

Finally got around to opening the link, hahaha.
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 09:14:50 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg

Some of my kids were watching this earlier...a culture in decline
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Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2014, 10:39:11 AM: What. The. Very. freak.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on March 25, 2014, 10:44:00 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 09:14:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg

Some of my kids were watching this earlier...a culture in decline

A culture in decline? When has their culture ever been up?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 25, 2014, 11:17:36 AM: Quote from: Tommy on March 25, 2014, 10:44:00 AM
A culture in decline? When has their culture ever been up?

Obama man.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on March 25, 2014, 11:21:04 AM: Tommy fake internet dating profile would be the best fake internet dating profile.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 12:35:07 PM: Quote from: JFIF on March 25, 2014, 11:21:04 AM
Tommy fake internet dating profile would be the best fake internet dating profile.

hahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 12:38:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 25, 2014, 10:39:11 AM
What. The. Very. freak.

The guy continuously jumping off of the trash can has the best commentary.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on March 25, 2014, 05:20:16 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 12:35:07 PM
hahahaha

Hates : black people, Chinese people, migrant workers, children, poor people

Loves: the establishment, Asian hookers, any hookers(unless they're black), money, white people, listening to Beebiloust, getting black out drunk, Gary Sinise stories, catfishing
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: klaximilian on March 25, 2014, 07:45:43 PM: Quote from: JFIF on March 25, 2014, 05:20:16 PM
Hates : black people, Chinese people, migrant workers, children, poor people

Loves: the establishment, Asian hookers, any hookers(unless they're black), money, white people, listening to Beebiloust, getting black out drunk, Gary Sinise stories, catfishing

(http://888chan.org/cow/src/13928321523.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on March 25, 2014, 07:59:53 PM: Quote from: JFIF on March 25, 2014, 05:20:16 PM
Hates : black people, Chinese people, migrant workers, children, poor people

Loves: the establishment, Asian hookers, any hookers(unless they're black), money, white people, listening to Beebiloust, getting black out drunk, Gary Sinise stories, catfishing

Hahaha. Dick.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2014, 08:04:31 PM: Quote from: Tommy on March 25, 2014, 07:59:53 PM
Loves: Dick.

Good point, can't believe he forgot that one.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 08:53:22 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/9pk5MUr.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on March 25, 2014, 08:55:40 PM: Hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on March 25, 2014, 11:28:27 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq94liFIBRY

Saw this on Tosh .0 tonight...I laughed because I cannot stand these commercials.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on March 25, 2014, 11:38:21 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 25, 2014, 09:14:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg

Some of my kids were watching this earlier...a culture in decline
The freak did I just watch?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 26, 2014, 02:22:23 PM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/efc2157ac9de93fe6c443bec9bf74eba/tumblr_mniudeq4Ou1s96utdo2_400.gif)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/2f1da64dbebadff7064dcdff0a0cb64a/tumblr_mniudeq4Ou1s96utdo1_400.gif)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/0b822da2c011d9b90af983cce99231d9/tumblr_muco8b974g1skpqx1o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on March 26, 2014, 03:05:39 PM: ^ What are you trying to say?
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Post by: Badger on March 26, 2014, 11:20:44 PM: http://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Pillowcase-Covers-Standard/dp/B00AA870UK

Paging IATA
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 27, 2014, 07:58:54 AM: Hahahahahahahah:

Idiot thought a crocodile was a good pet, lol. (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/pet-crocodile-takes-over-mans-apartment/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 27, 2014, 12:45:20 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 27, 2014, 07:58:54 AM
Hahahahahahahah:

Idiot thought a crocodile was a good pet, lol. (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/pet-crocodile-takes-over-mans-apartment/)

RIP cat
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on March 27, 2014, 01:05:50 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on March 25, 2014, 11:28:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq94liFIBRY

Saw this on Tosh .0 tonight...I laughed because I cannot stand these commercials.

Yeah, saw that as well. Love it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 27, 2014, 01:49:23 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/V2gDps8.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: klaximilian on March 27, 2014, 02:01:51 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 27, 2014, 01:49:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/V2gDps8.gif)

I'd die from laughter.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 27, 2014, 02:06:30 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 27, 2014, 01:49:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/V2gDps8.gif)

bahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 27, 2014, 02:25:47 PM: That happened a month ago to me, without the middle finger part. Some douchebag speeds up to race me ( I was going fast so I could make a light), he went past me doing 80 and he went straight into an island in the middle between the turning lane and the straight lane. I slowed, rolled down my window and honked only I flipped him off, it was awesome.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on March 29, 2014, 04:10:35 PM: http://deadspin.com/arizona-police-sketch-looks-exactly-like-dan-snyder-1554471526
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on March 29, 2014, 05:04:50 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 27, 2014, 01:49:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/V2gDps8.gif)

Looks like the guy PITS himself on trying to cut the guy off. I hate rednecks in pickups, so this is good.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 30, 2014, 11:15:03 AM: Didn't know where to stick this.

Randy Moss' Catcher (http://ll.video.nfl.com/films/s2013/nflcom/offseason/131223_excl_pepsi_fan_cheese_free_catching_moss_final_700k.mp4)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:48:32 AM: Lol here:

Kid gets 31,000 placed in his bank account erroneously and goes on a spending spree. (http://www.mainstreet.com/article/smart-spending/teen-gets-31000-deposit-account-mistake-steals-it?page=1)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on March 31, 2014, 10:12:37 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 09:48:32 AM
Lol here:

Kid gets 31,000 placed in his bank account erroneously and goes on a spending spree. (http://www.mainstreet.com/article/smart-spending/teen-gets-31000-deposit-account-mistake-steals-it?page=1)

On one of my first international business trips, towards the end I was running out of cash. I knew that my check wouldn't clear my bank for another week, and it was my last day in Cairo, so I decided to try and see if I could withdraw money anyway. Tried $100 USD and it worked. No way. Tried another $100 USD. Worked again! Wow! I found an ATM that's broken! Kept doing it a bunch more until I got an error message. Figured the jig was up. Then I spent like crazy.

Got back home and checked my bank account. My check actually deposited early and I has stupidly spent every dime and even overdrew. Whoops.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 11:12:02 AM: This is the greatest story you'll read all day.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj_rgIeIgAAFb9o.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 31, 2014, 11:14:19 AM: hahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 31, 2014, 11:17:21 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 11:12:02 AM
This is the greatest story you'll read all day.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj_rgIeIgAAFb9o.jpg)

Unreal.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 11:25:22 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 11:12:02 AM
This is the greatest story you'll read all day.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj_rgIeIgAAFb9o.jpg)

That is freaking awesome!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 11:28:34 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 31, 2014, 11:12:02 AM
This is the greatest story you'll read all day.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj_rgIeIgAAFb9o.jpg)

lolnazis
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 31, 2014, 11:30:13 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 11:28:34 AM
lolnazis

sterile lolnazis

There's a solid Holocaust joke in there, somewhere...
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 12:01:31 PM: I would have done that for free.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 31, 2014, 12:18:16 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 12:01:31 PM
I would have done that for free.

$2,500 and a lot of probably awesome sex to find out that your children aren't your own and your wife is a whore?

I don't know, that's an iffy trade. I'm sure it will be explored in detail when Kevin James and Adam Sandler option the rights to the movie.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 12:21:54 PM: Quote from: reuben on March 31, 2014, 12:18:16 PM
$2,500 and a lot of probably awesome sex to find out that your children aren't your own and your wife is a whore?

I don't know, that's an iffy trade. I'm sure it will be explored in detail when Kevin James and Adam Sandler option the rights to the movie.

the last thing my neighbor asked me to help him with was lifting furniture into his living room. The obvious next favor would be to freak his wife, amirite?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 31, 2014, 02:00:00 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on March 31, 2014, 12:21:54 PM
the last thing my neighbor asked me to help him with was lifting furniture into his living room. The obvious next favor would be to freak his wife, amirite?

Does she look like the broad in the article or a rhino?

I would gladly do the neighbors wife if she looked like that, I couldn't care less if she was a good lay or not. I wonder if she even kissed the guy, lol.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:06:47 PM: She looks like Mila Kunis if Mila Kunis didn't have the body of a 12 year old boy.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 31, 2014, 03:10:11 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:06:47 PM
She looks like Mila Kunis if Mila Kunis didn't have the body of a 12 year old boy.

Please GTFO if you don't think MIla Kunis is hot
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:13:19 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 31, 2014, 03:10:11 PM
Please GTFO if you don't think MIla Kunis is hot

I think she's hot, no doubt. I have more curves than her though.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on March 31, 2014, 03:51:08 PM: she looks like Mara from Justified
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: klaximilian on March 31, 2014, 03:53:35 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:13:19 PM
I think she's hot, no doubt. I have more curves than her though.

That's quite unfortunate.

funbags or GTFO.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 31, 2014, 08:58:40 PM: One of my favorite jokes of all-time:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76d81OFck1qj5ps7o1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76d81OFck1qj5ps7o2_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76d81OFck1qj5ps7o3_500.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on March 31, 2014, 11:57:51 PM: http://deadspin.com/here-is-a-dog-that-looks-like-jim-leyland-1555751968
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2014, 10:22:57 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:13:19 PM
I think she's hot, no doubt. I have more curves than her though.

So when you buy the wife something from Victoria's Secret you pick up a Bikini or two for yourself. You like animal print or do you wear more understated panties?
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Post by: Koz on April 01, 2014, 12:14:45 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on March 31, 2014, 03:13:19 PM
I think she's hot, no doubt. I have more curves than her though.

Not surprising, as in the past you've referred to yourself as "Pear-shaped."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on April 01, 2014, 12:15:18 PM: (http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8d446140d422a2f79ceb7cfe2797958/tumblr_n3cubxbxp01qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2014, 04:45:46 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 01, 2014, 10:22:57 AM
So when you buy the wife something from Victoria's Secret you pick up a Bikini or two for yourself. You like animal print or do you wear more understated panties?

Obviously crotchless thongs, duh.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2014, 04:46:51 PM: Quote from: Koz on April 01, 2014, 12:14:45 PM
Not surprising, as in the past you've referred to yourself as "Pear-shaped."

Not me. I'm shaped like a pencil with a bobble head on top.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 04:50:32 PM: Quote from: Koz on April 01, 2014, 12:14:45 PM
Not surprising, as in the past you've referred to yourself as "Pear-shaped."

Having met Fenwyr, I can confirm that I have never seen and would never purchase or consume any pear that even remotely resembles him.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2014, 04:55:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 04:50:32 PM
Having met Fenwyr, I can confirm that I have never seen and would never purchase or consume any pear that even remotely resembles him.

It would be nothing but core and seeds.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2014, 09:26:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/cIViOSA.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on April 02, 2014, 09:30:47 PM: hahahahah
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 02, 2014, 09:35:16 PM: I don't get it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2014, 09:38:17 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 02, 2014, 09:35:16 PM
I don't get it.

(http://memedepot.com/uploads/0/328_batman_dickbutt.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on April 02, 2014, 11:02:25 PM: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

They remove everything but Jon and it's so depressingly fantastic

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5e172npaV6L70kI_500.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5htp62pKSm4fu5j_500.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5kzbk7hwJtjZXar_500.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on April 03, 2014, 06:38:24 AM: That never gets old.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 04, 2014, 04:36:56 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/cQcpePU.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 04, 2014, 08:48:48 PM: (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SK8RFThL--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/l0mdrhjvtgloifhjkhjm.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on April 05, 2014, 12:25:34 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 04, 2014, 08:48:48 PM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SK8RFThL--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/l0mdrhjvtgloifhjkhjm.gif)

"the cardinal way"

I sent a sarcastic tweet to Matt Miller (the former NFL scout who works to bleacher report now) the other day about Missouri being a horrible place to live after he mentioned a tornado watch. He replied talking about his family, and since it was visible on his followers timelines i got an onslaught of serious replies from crazy freaking bible maniacs from there defending the state and calling me an poopchute etc. Some even bothered to look at my profile and talk about how shitty Florida is (as if i actually gave a excrement about defending here). SURPRISE! they were all cardinal fans. Deadspin makes fun of their holier than thou bullshit all the time.

my even more sarcastic reply to them...You guys sound really happy! I should totally forgo sunshine and beaches to live there so i can be delightful like you!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on April 05, 2014, 07:12:42 AM: Quote from: JFIF on April 05, 2014, 12:25:34 AM
"the cardinal way"

I sent a sarcastic tweet to Matt Miller (the former NFL scout who works to bleacher report now) the other day about Missouri being a horrible place to live after he mentioned a tornado watch. He replied talking about his family, and since it was visible on his followers timelines i got an onslaught of serious replies from crazy freaking bible maniacs from there defending the state and calling me an poopchute etc. Some even bothered to look at my profile and talk about how shitty Florida is (as if i actually gave a excrement about defending here). SURPRISE! they were all cardinal fans. Deadspin makes fun of their holier than thou bullshit all the time.

my even more sarcastic reply to them...You guys sound really happy! I should totally forgo sunshine and beaches to live there so i can be delightful like you!

...

That guy's a Cincinnati Reds fan.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2014, 09:00:53 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 05, 2014, 07:12:42 AM
...

That guy's a Cincinnati Reds fan.

Yeah, but still.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on April 05, 2014, 01:18:50 PM: Lololol
Quote from: Heismanberg on April 05, 2014, 07:12:42 AM
...

That guy's a Cincinnati Reds fan.

Lolol. I was drunk when I posted that. I misread the deadspin headline (which was making fun of cardinals fans) where I first saw it. Thought it was cinci player and St. Louis fan.

Cardinals fans still are dipshits either way who think they're classier and more loyal than any other baseball fans and love to remind you about it. They're also similar to Steelers fans in that they're lacking in self awareness that other fanbase's genuinely dislike them.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 06, 2014, 11:12:24 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsyWQejtJ1o
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on April 06, 2014, 01:14:19 PM: (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5i4OLOi7--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/wuk94rsquj5xdh8ybzgy.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2014, 11:26:17 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/4LYJJMb.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: klaximilian on April 07, 2014, 11:49:40 PM: Holy excrement^ Ahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on April 08, 2014, 12:05:22 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIPXRoklC44

what
the
freak
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 08, 2014, 06:35:51 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 08, 2014, 12:05:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIPXRoklC44

what
the
freak

Amazing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 08, 2014, 08:35:46 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 08, 2014, 12:05:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIPXRoklC44

what
the
freak

Either that man is schizophrenic or he is the greatest actor of our generation. Either way, he is glorious.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on April 08, 2014, 08:37:22 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 08, 2014, 08:35:46 AM
Either that man is schizophrenic or he is the greatest actor of our generation. Either way, he is glorious.

Maybe it's the church
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 08, 2014, 11:15:57 AM: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=697441610284113
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 08, 2014, 11:46:36 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 08, 2014, 11:15:57 AM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=697441610284113

Happened a while back in NYC. Apparenrly these biker assholes were harassing some dude and his wife/kid on the road, and he plowed through them. They ended up dragging him out of the car and beat him within an inch of his life right in front of his family.

One of the dudes he ran over ended up paralized. Morale of the story: Don't be an poopchute.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on April 08, 2014, 01:27:26 PM: Like I said on fb...If you threaten my family in any way shape or form, I won't think twice about running your stupid derriere over.

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 08, 2014, 01:30:38 PM: MFW I looked at the tags

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Us9Pp_na3Q/T750HAScVkI/AAAAAAAABO4/t8-egObGIQY/s1600/guy-opening-door.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 08, 2014, 06:21:09 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 08, 2014, 01:30:38 PM
MFW I looked at the tags

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Us9Pp_na3Q/T750HAScVkI/AAAAAAAABO4/t8-egObGIQY/s1600/guy-opening-door.gif)

Hahahaha. That is the worst beating I've taken since I've been posting. I am honored.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on April 09, 2014, 04:50:38 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
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Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2014, 05:03:31 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on April 09, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0

That is way, way funnier than it should be.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 09, 2014, 08:30:48 PM: Today, I learned that in Revenge of the Nerds, when Booger belches to win the belching contest, they used a recording of a camel orgasm as the belch.

I don't know what to say.
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Post by: Badger on April 09, 2014, 08:49:54 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 08, 2014, 12:05:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIPXRoklC44

what
the
freak

I just found out that this was on tosh.0 a year ago. Now I feel dirty, as my main shitting point on that show was how I've already seen everything they air (and all the jokes to be made were already made by commenters).
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Post by: Badger on April 10, 2014, 06:46:05 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 09, 2014, 05:03:31 PM
That is way, way funnier than it should be.

http://youtu.be/X6tKZ-cg4RI
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Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2014, 03:29:24 AM: Came across this unfortunate name today:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit

(http://www.stripers247.com/phpBB2/attachment.php?s=98bcf3e12edb9e7f08559e07f1fb17b2&attachmentid=9119&stc=1&d=1229608006)
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Post by: Coach K on April 11, 2014, 07:04:38 AM: You guys really need to check this guys video.

There's a PC game in alpha phase.called DayZ. Think online multiplayer version of the walking dead. Zombies everywhere, but the biggest danger is other players. If you die, your character is erased. Pretty hardcore.

Anyways this guy goes around pretending to be Morgan Freeman and he's freaking hilarious. I've watched about a half dozen of these. I'll just post my two favorites. The first episode. And one where he runs into a guy displaying as Peter Griffin. This guy is like a legend in the game it's hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKujZ55zvzk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsN2wRfM5E4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2014, 08:48:50 AM: Quote from: Tommy on April 11, 2014, 03:29:24 AM
Came across this unfortunate name today:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit

(http://www.stripers247.com/phpBB2/attachment.php?s=98bcf3e12edb9e7f08559e07f1fb17b2&attachmentid=9119&stc=1&d=1229608006)

That's the party poker guy. I wonder if he's still worth 3.3 billion.

Incidentally, if someone gave me 3.3 billion, they can name me any insulting thing they like, bundle of sticks McCocksucker for all I care.
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Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2014, 08:50:32 AM: A new rag dick excrement. Awesome.
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Post by: Badger on April 11, 2014, 08:51:00 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 11, 2014, 08:48:50 AM
That's the party poker guy. I wonder if he's still worth 3.3 billion.

Incidentally, if someone gave me 3.3 billion, they can name me any insulting thing they like, bundle of sticks McCocksucker for all I care.

We already call you that.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2014, 09:27:16 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 11, 2014, 08:51:00 AM
We already call you that.

I am so disappointed you guys do not put a Mr. on my name.
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Post by: Coach K on April 11, 2014, 11:28:13 AM: Quote from: Tommy on April 08, 2014, 11:46:36 AM
Happened a while back in NYC. Apparenrly these biker assholes were harassing some dude and his wife/kid on the road, and he plowed through them. They ended up dragging him out of the car and beat him within an inch of his life right in front of his family.

One of the dudes he ran over ended up paralized. Morale of the story: Don't be an poopchute.

The bikers were assholes don't drive like your doing group stunt work on the highway.

He tried to pass the bikers they kept following him and what you don't see before he plows them over is that they got off their bikes and approached his vehicle in mob form.

freak all of them. IM glad he ran them over
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Post by: Coach K on April 11, 2014, 11:30:36 AM: Full video. They literally blocked him off wouldn't pass then one of the bikers brake checks him freak all those doucgebags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kBpVe-VFp0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2014, 11:38:40 AM: Quote from: Coach K on April 11, 2014, 11:28:13 AM
The bikers were assholes don't drive like your doing group stunt work on the highway.

He tried to pass the bikers they kept following him and what you don't see before he plows them over is that they got off their bikes and approached his vehicle in mob form.

freak all of them. IM glad he ran them over

Yeah but some of the bikers are minorities, so JE is unable to pass judgement on them.
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Post by: ons on April 12, 2014, 11:29:04 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvvFfeLh84

If you can make it through the end of this video you're a stronger person than me.
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Post by: Badger on April 13, 2014, 12:29:47 AM: Quote from: ons on April 12, 2014, 11:29:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvvFfeLh84

If you can make it through the end of this video you're a stronger person than me.

"LET'S GET SOCIAAAAAAAAAAL"

"Social."
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Post by: Badger on April 13, 2014, 12:32:51 AM: I hope you at least got to the part where the bald guy starts "rapping".
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Post by: Jumbo on April 13, 2014, 12:42:00 AM: Quote from: ons on April 12, 2014, 11:29:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvvFfeLh84

If you can make it through the end of this video you're a stronger person than me.

Oh god...

I'm pretty sure the take a selfie with your neighbor line followed by the rap was the worst minute of any song that's ever been recorded.
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Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2014, 02:23:25 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 13, 2014, 12:32:51 AM
I hope you at least got to the part where the bald guy starts "rapping".

Haha I was about to shut it off and then saw him put on a hat. I was like something even better is coming.
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Post by: ons on April 13, 2014, 09:26:55 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 13, 2014, 12:32:51 AM
I hope you at least got to the part where the bald guy starts "rapping".

That's exactly when I turned it off.
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Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2014, 09:37:38 AM: What makes me laugh is that he wrote the song, so at some point he was like "OMG this song is awesome. It's going to get everyone so pumped up!"
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 13, 2014, 01:38:02 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztzwMiQTaI

This made my weekend
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Post by: Badger on April 13, 2014, 01:47:04 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 13, 2014, 09:37:38 AM
What makes me laugh is that he wrote the song, so at some point he was like "OMG this song is awesome. It's going to get everyone so pumped up!"

There's a part of me that fears I'll have to go to some sort of soul-sucking conference with excrement like this someday.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2014, 08:58:20 PM: http://www.crazynews.net/tattoo-artist-faces-lawsuit-for-tattooing-excrement-on-his-cheating-girlfriends-back/
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Post by: CatoTheElder on April 13, 2014, 09:59:49 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 13, 2014, 08:58:20 PM
http://www.crazynews.net/tattoo-artist-faces-lawsuit-for-tattooing-excrement-on-his-cheating-girlfriends-back/

That picture has to be at least 3 years old.
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Post by: Badger on April 13, 2014, 10:01:00 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on April 13, 2014, 09:59:49 PM
That picture has to be at least 3 years old.

You mean crazynews.net isn't a beacon of accurate and timely reporting?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2014, 12:23:34 AM: And it isn't even true.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/poo.asp
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:10:45 AM: I've gotta up my game if I'm gonna stay here. I didn't know that a turd tattoo wasn't simply funny as is.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 08:13:19 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:10:45 AM
I've gotta up my game if I'm gonna stay here. I didn't know that a turd tattoo wasn't simply funny as is.

You know the armpit of America better than anyone living in Virginia, who wouldn't think something that absurd, possible? It takes an Englishman to restore a little faith in this country, would would have thunk it?
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:22:57 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 08:13:19 AM
You know the armpit of America better than anyone living in Virginia, who wouldn't think something that absurd, possible? It takes an Englishman to restore a little faith in this country, would would have thunk it?

If I'm in the armpit of America, you're in America's gunt.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 08:26:08 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:22:57 AM
If I'm in the armpit of America, you're in America's gunt.

Uh no I am at the tip of the penis my friend. If I was in Georgia you would be 100% correct. Regardless, it sucks down here.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 08:28:27 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 08:26:08 AM
Uh no I am at the tip of the penis my friend. If I was in Georgia you would be 100% correct. Regardless, it sucks down here.

Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi are the armpit of America.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:31:53 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 08:28:27 AM
Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi are the armpit of America.

This is true, possibly even the taint. Virginia is kind of generic.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2014, 08:34:11 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 08:28:27 AM
Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi are the armpit of America.

Wherever Bo resides is the armpit to me. I would think of those states as the asscrack of America.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2014, 08:36:29 AM: Manitoba is the brains of America.
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 08:36:45 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:31:53 AM
This is true, possibly even the taint. Virginia is kind of generic.

Geographically working from Florida being America's wang, Virginia would be at the top of the happy trail with Georgia being right where the pubes are.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:57:58 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 14, 2014, 08:36:45 AM
Geographically working from Florida being America's wang, Virginia would be at the top of the happy trail with Georgia being right where the pubes are.
I was thinking Virginia might be a back fat roll worst case. Florida is derriere hair.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2014, 08:58:19 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 14, 2014, 08:36:29 AM
Manitoba is the bald spot of America.
Fyp.
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Post by: Coach K on April 14, 2014, 11:42:48 AM: Lol Kitchen Nightmares kicked off their new season by rehashing the Ants Baking Company meltdown

Rofl the graphics and presentation is hilarious they ran a slideshow of gigs and memes that resulted from the episode.

Priceless
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 09:50:07 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnYNquYVuA
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 09:52:35 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 14, 2014, 09:50:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnYNquYVuA

His first name pisses me off
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Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2014, 10:03:18 PM: That's the girl I was telling you about the other day, Adrienne Airhart. IJR knows her, I believe. She's funny on Twitter and she's exceedingly hot.
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Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2014, 10:11:11 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 09:52:35 PM
His first name pisses me off

What pisses me off is that he posted the video and titled it "Comedian scares his girlfriend..." Something about that is wrong.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 10:16:30 PM: The Mike Donnelly scares his girlfriend
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2014, 10:21:53 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 14, 2014, 10:16:30 PM
The Mike Donnelly scares his girlfriend

Actually he reminded me of Nick Spano a little.
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Post by: Badger on April 18, 2014, 11:04:50 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/gAk9Hz0.jpg)
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Post by: Koz on April 18, 2014, 01:16:55 PM: So, nothing about the rapper that cut off his own dick and then tried to kill himself by jumping from the 2nd floor of his apartment building?
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Post by: Pope on April 18, 2014, 03:56:38 PM: Quote from: Koz on April 18, 2014, 01:16:55 PM
So, nothing about the rapper that cut off his own dick and then tried to kill himself by jumping from the 2nd floor of his apartment building?

Keep your fantasies to yourself
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Post by: reuben on April 19, 2014, 05:48:37 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 18, 2014, 11:04:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gAk9Hz0.jpg)

Who did this? I like it.
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Post by: Badger on April 21, 2014, 10:17:53 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/QdQZgeb.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on April 21, 2014, 10:32:29 AM: Quote from: reuben on April 19, 2014, 05:48:37 PM
Who did this? I like it.

Found it here http://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/23j7je/but_dad_theres_a_monster_in_the_closet/
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Post by: Tommy on April 21, 2014, 11:04:54 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 21, 2014, 10:17:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QdQZgeb.jpg)

I become very intolerant when I try and make eggs for breakfast and my kitchen lacks toast.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2014, 10:46:56 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 25, 2014, 10:39:45 AM: http://gma.yahoo.com/photos/the-most-awkward-prom-photos-1364839037-slideshow/awkward-prom-photos-photo-1398358910307.html (http://gma.yahoo.com/photos/the-most-awkward-prom-photos-1364839037-slideshow/awkward-prom-photos-photo-1398358910307.html)

(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iFurts.1KAktUcK4bGveJQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00Mjc7cT03NTt3PTU3MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/876005694-jpg_170148.jpg)
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/91v._HwG.x.cjl9eJ9ZknQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT03NTt3PTU0MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/1869520615-jpg_170152.jpg)
(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/g8APdDH0yfvSe7HZFc9adg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD01MTI7cT03NTt3PTQwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/2729539312-jpg_170152.jpg)
(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ZMsDAHwefGhxmy9SV6bwwA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00NDc7cT03NTt3PTU3MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/2900847059-jpg_170152.jpg)
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3DU3xq0CQ7gblKJaGqceXA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD01NjA7cT03NTt3PTM3Mw--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/3607904272-jpg_170156.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 25, 2014, 01:01:03 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPhMkgjFmk
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Post by: reuben on April 25, 2014, 04:13:54 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 25, 2014, 10:39:45 AM
http://gma.yahoo.com/photos/the-most-awkward-prom-photos-1364839037-slideshow/awkward-prom-photos-photo-1398358910307.html (http://gma.yahoo.com/photos/the-most-awkward-prom-photos-1364839037-slideshow/awkward-prom-photos-photo-1398358910307.html)

Some of these I don't get.

These kids?

(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iAcQDoWUPNFZL1TGqwrMtQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD02NTE7cT03NTt3PTU0NQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/2913011617-jpg_170154.jpg)

And this guy's got pure swagger.

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/K9qm6gLHUBE.x6SOEr0I9g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT03NTt3PTUwNw--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2014/04/24/3860479820-jpg_170156.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 06:25:20 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/sCUPrOj.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 11:56:35 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/fFocm0m.gif)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 01, 2014, 12:07:16 PM: ^^Bahahaha. Totally worth the payoff.
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2014, 05:59:06 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGwKUVIhJ6A
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Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 09:37:17 PM: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/23/upshot/the-american-middle-class-is-no-longer-the-worlds-richest.html
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Post by: Jumbo on May 02, 2014, 01:06:09 AM: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PuQt9N4Dsok
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Post by: Badger on May 02, 2014, 09:16:40 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/MisleadingPuddles
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Post by: Badger on May 02, 2014, 09:29:10 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/LBUZPMr.jpg)
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Post by: Libero_2 on May 03, 2014, 08:57:09 PM: I'm not certain if this has been around yet...

but holy excrement. This is one mega-ignorant individual right here.

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/13995513-shocking-store-owner-confronted-by-black-woman-demanding-free-stuff-because-of-slavery

because African American means your ancestors were brought over on a ship and made slaves, not that your ancestors are from africa.

Also Grandma was 104 and died in 2011, yet was a slave? oh boy...
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Post by: Tommy on May 03, 2014, 09:17:03 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on May 03, 2014, 08:57:09 PM
I'm not certain if this has been around yet...

but holy excrement. This is one mega-ignorant individual right here.

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/13995513-shocking-store-owner-confronted-by-black-woman-demanding-free-stuff-because-of-slavery

because African American means your ancestors were brought over on a ship and made slaves, not that your ancestors are from africa.

Also Grandma was 104 and died in 2011, yet was a slave? oh boy...
Quote from: Libero_2 on May 03, 2014, 08:57:09 PM
I'm not certain if this has been around yet...

but holy excrement. This is one mega-ignorant individual right here.

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/13995513-shocking-store-owner-confronted-by-black-woman-demanding-free-stuff-because-of-slavery

because African American means your ancestors were brought over on a ship and made slaves, not that your ancestors are from africa.

Also Grandma was 104 and died in 2011, yet was a slave? oh boy...
Quote from: Libero_2 on May 03, 2014, 08:57:09 PM
I'm not certain if this has been around yet...

but holy excrement. This is one mega-ignorant individual right here.

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/13995513-shocking-store-owner-confronted-by-black-woman-demanding-free-stuff-because-of-slavery

because African American means your ancestors were brought over on a ship and made slaves, not that your ancestors are from africa.

Also Grandma was 104 and died in 2011, yet was a slave? oh boy...

These are the types of black people that ruin it for everyone else. They perpetuate the stereotype, and makes it more difficult for racism to go away.
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Post by: Libero_2 on May 03, 2014, 09:57:16 PM: Quote from: Tommy on May 03, 2014, 09:17:03 PM
These are the types of black people that ruin it for everyone else. They perpetuate the stereotype, and makes it more difficult for racism to go away.

Yup... But hey it makes for hilarious YouTube videos.
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 06, 2014, 11:12:20 PM: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=229032503959828

https://vine.co/v/M6MDA79ZupW
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Post by: NDMick on May 06, 2014, 11:50:40 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 06, 2014, 11:12:20 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=229032503959828

https://vine.co/v/M6MDA79ZupW

So, this is the south?
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Post by: Badger on May 09, 2014, 04:56:43 PM: http://tylervigen.com/
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 12:03:30 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 06, 2014, 11:12:20 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=229032503959828

https://vine.co/v/M6MDA79ZupW

This might be the greatest thing ever created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9coPY-cv4
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Post by: klaximilian on May 12, 2014, 12:07:44 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 12:03:30 PM
This might be the greatest thing ever created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9coPY-cv4

Hahahahahahaha.
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Post by: IATA on May 12, 2014, 09:28:33 PM: (http://i.minus.com/ibzESOK3gfwCu2.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on May 13, 2014, 01:11:33 PM: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-room-rental-roommate/ottawa/born-again-christian-male-john-3-3-john-1-12-13-seeks-accomod/561382396
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Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 03:35:48 PM: (http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20080502.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 10:48:06 AM: Pretty Cool Video (http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/cameras-catch-family-cat-taking-dog-bit-boy-224251670--abc-news-topstories.html?vp=1)
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Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2014, 01:17:56 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/EwNDoy1.png)
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2014, 09:19:03 AM: (https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10371705_10152486231137783_1255307232379189207_n.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2014, 10:11:42 AM: Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on May 17, 2014, 12:28:38 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Lai458h.gif)
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Post by: Badger on May 17, 2014, 01:42:29 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ebcQqVI.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 17, 2014, 04:45:14 PM: https://vine.co/v/MvYLzej3UiB

This is my favorite Vine
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Post by: Badger on May 17, 2014, 11:00:29 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ERmfQTl.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 19, 2014, 11:15:13 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/a0LMwOM.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 20, 2014, 06:03:53 AM: Eric Smith is Monica.
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Post by: Badger on May 20, 2014, 04:41:46 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/NDrcRff.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2014, 02:09:24 PM: (http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/american-idol-fail-back-flip-822773.gif)
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Post by: Badger on May 24, 2014, 07:33:27 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/rLUXiO4.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on May 25, 2014, 12:23:47 AM: There's just no way.
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Post by: Libero_2 on May 25, 2014, 09:33:48 AM: Quote from: Tommy on May 25, 2014, 12:23:47 AM
There's just no way.

Yet I wouldn't be shocked in the least if it were real...
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Post by: Badger on May 26, 2014, 06:48:27 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/top/

Initial favorite one that I hadn't seen already: Man Goes Crazy Over Cheeseburger Order Mistake
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Post by: Tommy on May 26, 2014, 07:03:47 PM: Well now I know what I'll be watching at work today. Those are awesome.
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 26, 2014, 07:27:07 PM: Quote from: Badger on May 26, 2014, 06:48:27 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/top/

Initial favorite one that I hadn't seen already: Man Goes Crazy Over Cheeseburger Order Mistake

freak you and your cheeseburger, mother fucker!

I will beat you all over those french fries, boy!
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Post by: Jumbo on May 28, 2014, 10:27:17 PM: I can't screenshot right now, but the first response to this tweet is hilarious:

https://twitter.com/DrMayaAngelou/status/469911477500272642
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Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2014, 10:32:28 PM: I'd never heard of her before today, but writing seven autobiographies seems a bit excessive.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on May 28, 2014, 11:43:17 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 28, 2014, 10:32:28 PM
I'd never heard of her before today, but writing seven autobiographies seems a bit excessive.

I've definitely heard of her, but never actually seen any examples of her work.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 08:27:29 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 28, 2014, 10:32:28 PM
I'd never heard of her before today, but writing seven autobiographies seems a bit excessive.

I've seen her speak and read some of her work - her autobiographies read like fiction, basically narrative nonfiction bordering on fiction about herself. Definitely not standard autobiographies, and even her later ones are supposed to be fairly engaging.
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Post by: MBGreen on May 30, 2014, 01:48:45 PM: http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/05/30/us-man-steals-350k-worth-of-human-skin
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on May 30, 2014, 04:50:59 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 28, 2014, 10:32:28 PM
I'd never heard of her before today, but writing seven autobiographies seems a bit excessive.

You've never heard of Maya Angelou?

That's very odd.
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Post by: Badger on May 30, 2014, 05:41:55 PM: Quote from: JFIF on May 30, 2014, 04:50:59 PM
You've never heard of Maya Angelou?

That's very odd.

He's officially the whitest poster on JO.
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Post by: Tommy on May 30, 2014, 07:09:42 PM: In grade school we had to read one of her poems, and we all kept referring to her as Michelangelo instead of maya Angelou. We all thought it was hysterical. "Haha this bitch has the same name as a ninja turtle lolololololol"

Kids are retarded.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 30, 2014, 10:08:06 PM: Quote from: Tommy on May 30, 2014, 07:09:42 PM
In grade school we had to read one of her poems, and we all kept referring to her as Michelangelo instead of maya Angelou. We all thought it was hysterical. "Haha this bitch has the same name as a ninja turtle lolololololol"

Kids are retarded.

This post makes me much happier than it should.
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Post by: Badger on May 30, 2014, 10:13:32 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on May 30, 2014, 10:08:06 PM
This post makes me much happier than it should.

I Know Why the Cato Bird Sings
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on May 31, 2014, 11:01:12 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on May 30, 2014, 10:08:06 PM
This post makes me much happier than it should.

This
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Post by: Hemi on May 31, 2014, 12:30:03 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 31, 2014, 11:01:12 AM
This

This
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 01, 2014, 08:56:14 AM: Quote from: JFIF on May 30, 2014, 04:50:59 PM
You've never heard of Maya Angelou?

That's very odd.

You know I'm not American, right?
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 01, 2014, 09:19:18 AM: Oldie but goodie.

(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/16/64/071e189d466fa082f399b0b1e5c89684-jerry-head-receiver.jpg)
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Post by: Jetaho on June 02, 2014, 05:10:22 PM: A Tennessee bride has come under fire for strapping her newborn baby to the train of her wedding dress and dragging it down the aisle.

Shona Carter-Brooks has brushed off the criticism, saying her one-month-old daughter Aubrey was awake and well-secured and "covered by Christ".

Carter-Brooks somehow managed to attach the baby to the train of her gown when she married Johnathan Brooks at the Elam Baptist Church in Ripley last month, the Daily Mail reported.

When she uploaded her wedding pics on social media, her unusual choice of accessory quickly went viral.
Some commentators said she should be reported to child protection services.

Carter-Brooks lashed out at her critics on her Facebook.

"Media Media I see how it works regardless the situation or purpose people gone have something negative to say!

"The answer is we do what we want, when we want, as long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gona continue to be fine. (sic)"

In a separate post, she maintained her daughter was in no danger.

"Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train.

"Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! (sic)"

One guest at the wedding was complimentary of the dress, and posted in a comment "you rock the gown and the princess tagging behind you it brought tears to my eyes."

Carter-Brooks said on Facebook the dress was from a Vera Wang collection - but Vera Wang has denied this.

(http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1401743703/116/10113116.jpg)

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/weddings/10113096/Bride-straps-newborn-to-bottom-of-dress (http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/weddings/10113096/Bride-straps-newborn-to-bottom-of-dress)
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 02, 2014, 05:43:27 PM: hahahahaha
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Post by: Pope on June 02, 2014, 06:54:02 PM: Fuckin black people
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on June 04, 2014, 05:02:10 PM: http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-links-drinking-while-pregnant-to-being-at-ki,36196/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2014, 05:18:44 PM: I accidentally went to a Kid Rock concert a while back. It was awful.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on June 04, 2014, 07:28:20 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 04, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
I accidentally went to a Kid Rock concert a while back. It was awful.
Woops, I tripped........bam, Kid Rock concert.
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 05, 2014, 12:02:28 AM: http://www.wfla.com/story/25692304/fake-officer-accused-of-pulling-over-a-real-one
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 05, 2014, 07:57:58 AM: So this is..... odd.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2649429/Some-guys-prefer-blondes-brunettes-I-like-old-ladies-Extreme-toyboy-31-takes-91-year-old-girlfriend-home-meet-mother.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Scruggy on June 05, 2014, 08:00:06 AM: (https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10411815_649990895076812_2313420422671891428_n.jpg?oh=e846118c9d09a8261613523dd2bea1b5&oe=53E52315)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 05, 2014, 08:02:05 AM: What the freak
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 05, 2014, 11:44:40 AM: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/04/how-this-bro-responded-to_n_5446464.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/04/how-this-bro-responded-to_n_5446464.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592)

Link to a bigger version so you can read it better:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bow7Fl9CEAEBLGK.jpg:large (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bow7Fl9CEAEBLGK.jpg:large)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bow7Fl9CEAEBLGK.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on June 05, 2014, 04:41:54 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/TFNWtlk.png)
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Post by: Johnny English on June 05, 2014, 05:17:57 PM: The weird world of college sports.

http://fittish.deadspin.com/running-coach-fired-for-running-boston-marathon-1585122341/all
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Post by: Badger on June 05, 2014, 06:54:32 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 05, 2014, 07:53:23 PM: Hahahahahaha
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Post by: Badger on June 07, 2014, 11:15:43 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo
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Post by: CatoTheElder on June 08, 2014, 06:25:18 AM: Lol bookmarked.
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Post by: klaximilian on June 08, 2014, 09:32:02 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on June 08, 2014, 06:25:18 AM
Lol bookmarked.

Same. The first page was filled with gold.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2014, 10:18:18 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/2tzKxIL.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 08, 2014, 10:23:37 PM: yes
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 09, 2014, 03:20:03 PM: (http://hugelolcdn.com/i/275618.gif)
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Post by: reuben on June 09, 2014, 03:43:19 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 09, 2014, 03:20:03 PM
(http://hugelolcdn.com/i/275618.gif)

Took me a minute to realize what was going on here. "Blanche, put down the camera, the freaking thing needs oil!"
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Post by: Badger on June 09, 2014, 03:46:18 PM: He looks so determined/confident that I half-expected it to work.
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Post by: Badger on June 09, 2014, 07:04:17 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CiE32h55HI

http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots/
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Post by: Badger on June 15, 2014, 07:46:20 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/qDGr8bn.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 16, 2014, 11:24:05 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0wjFP3YsQ#t=

Jeremy Lin ftw
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 17, 2014, 09:54:42 PM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/8003bee6e6289285e539f4a7e0166f17/tumblr_n764cwNFu31qhtujto1_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/ed4a3a209f48c97d8ca044b0a1b48d60/tumblr_n764cwNFu31qhtujto2_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/7a351d84403b67286c3fd0349b3cac7d/tumblr_n764cwNFu31qhtujto3_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/b6f52ec694eaec065bd7ede7c8cebc2c/tumblr_n764cwNFu31qhtujto4_500.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 17, 2014, 09:56:35 PM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/943eb8904249cebbd49ff4d41741d043/tumblr_n79u1hDlgO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on June 17, 2014, 10:33:13 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 16, 2014, 11:24:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0wjFP3YsQ#t=

Jeremy Lin ftw

i just went back and watched the first one. both are really funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6V8N4Gwo88
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 23, 2014, 12:34:35 AM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10505421_10204245415677239_6107560875559735381_n.jpg)

...a guy that I work with attended this wedding.
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Post by: reuben on June 27, 2014, 09:16:48 PM: House in house painting house on house.

(http://i.imgur.com/gT2hOP0.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 28, 2014, 08:58:26 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo#t

the Irish do not freak around
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on June 28, 2014, 11:14:21 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 23, 2014, 12:34:35 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10505421_10204245415677239_6107560875559735381_n.jpg)

...a guy that I work with attended this wedding.

my ex's brother got married in a full camo tux, his woman in a bright orange dress and they named thier kid remington.
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Post by: dcm1602 on June 28, 2014, 11:56:14 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 28, 2014, 08:58:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo#t

the Irish do not freak around
Sure beats our countries approach to irresponsibility
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 28, 2014, 01:34:59 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 28, 2014, 08:58:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo#t

the Irish do not freak around

Hahaha wtf
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 28, 2014, 02:17:05 PM: That video was pretty shocking.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on June 28, 2014, 02:59:28 PM: jesus freaking christ. i dont even want to freaking drive anymore
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 28, 2014, 03:18:14 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 28, 2014, 02:17:05 PM
That video was pretty shocking.

Too right. What an absolutely appalling cover version of that song.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on June 28, 2014, 03:31:34 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo&feature=youtu.be)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on June 28, 2014, 08:18:20 PM: Quote from: reuben on June 28, 2014, 03:31:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo&feature=youtu.be)

That was amazing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on June 30, 2014, 04:34:54 PM: ...

I got nothing.

NSFW

Photograph of a blue sock. (http://i.imgur.com/91uVG4N.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on July 01, 2014, 12:38:12 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on July 01, 2014, 12:44:22 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 01, 2014, 12:38:12 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/

awesome
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 01, 2014, 12:52:25 AM: ^^ never gets old:

(http://i.imgur.com/Iei8aNK.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on July 01, 2014, 07:45:09 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 01, 2014, 12:38:12 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/

Oh man, these are all great.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7quT6fK-UFw/UFslu8kifII/AAAAAAAAPtY/meEdZPrN6dU/s1600/hmb.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 01, 2014, 08:25:26 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/yLMp3cF.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 01, 2014, 08:26:41 AM: Hahahahahahahaha:

(http://i.imgur.com/Hq27NKc.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 01, 2014, 09:45:04 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/9LQd62Q.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on July 01, 2014, 09:49:34 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 01, 2014, 08:26:41 AM
Hahahahahahahaha:

(http://i.imgur.com/Hq27NKc.gif)

This is what we should do to Steelers fans that walk near our tailgate.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on July 02, 2014, 10:21:29 AM: (http://38.media.tumblr.com/b44f9f2f27774fb4604c9121f8e5333d/tumblr_n6q31beqqK1tnyky2o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on July 02, 2014, 10:23:35 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmSPWqAJhg
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on July 02, 2014, 10:47:18 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zU7Ov-uW1E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zU7Ov-uW1E)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on July 02, 2014, 07:14:21 PM: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/07/01/burger-king-gay-pride-burger-parade-fast-food-gay-rights/11903861/

Puck is excite.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 03, 2014, 09:21:39 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on July 02, 2014, 07:14:21 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/07/01/burger-king-gay-pride-burger-parade-fast-food-gay-rights/11903861/

Puck is excite.

I am so excited, I just started jerking off into a bottle of miracle whip, you shouldn't be able to tell the difference the next time you eat that excrement.
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Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2014, 09:39:06 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 03, 2014, 09:21:39 AM
I am so excited, I just started jerking off into a bottle of miracle whip, you shouldn't be able to tell the difference the next time you eat that excrement.

Or you can feed it to your dog, and use the Burger King rainbow wrapper to wipe its face with it afterward. What a nice christmas card that would make.
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Post by: Badger on July 03, 2014, 02:32:45 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/by03ljt.png)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 06, 2014, 04:44:59 PM: (https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10269594_752593998114733_57565758264489384_n.jpg)
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Post by: IATA on July 06, 2014, 07:20:42 PM: Give lil nigga a mustache and some glasses and you've got a trio

(http://cheesesteakswithbarkley.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/lil-ron-washington.jpg)

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
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Post by: JFIF on July 06, 2014, 08:33:25 PM: lol
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Post by: Tommy on July 07, 2014, 07:00:41 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/blackfathers
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Post by: Tommy on July 07, 2014, 10:56:36 AM: (http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/07/dy5ymage.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 07, 2014, 10:57:59 AM: Haha.
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Post by: Badger on July 07, 2014, 10:01:41 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2a2snl/people_that_use_tinder_got_any_goodbad_hookup/cir5iy2

Quote
I'm probably late to the party but I'll share because my tinder story is terrible, and that's what we're all here to see.

I matched with this really cute girl, all of her pictures were professionally done, like senior pictures. We texted for a few days and she seemed alright, not exactly interesting or funny but, as any sane male using tinder, I wasn't looking for anything more than a hookup.

One night she invited me to pick her up, because she was sneaking out of her house. I agreed and drove to her neighborhood to meet her. I called her when I was at the gate and she sounded funny, it sounded like she was eating and her mouth was full. Thought nothing of it and waited for her to come out.

She rounds the corner walking kinda funny, and wearing weird clothes, like clothes a 12 year old girl would wear. (we're both 19) She gets in my car and she's kinda making a funny face. As she reached to hold my hand without saying hello, it hit me. This girl was retarded.

Her little brother came running around the corner yelling telling her to come back because their parents were gonna go crazy. She yelled back out of my open window, "It's ok, I'm with my boyfriend. He's gonna take care of me." I excrement my freaking pants. I calmly told her she should probably go with her brother but she wouldn't let go of my hand. After some convincing she went back with her brother and I sped the freak out of there.

She called me about 20 times, texted me saying she needed me because her parents were going mental being mad at her. I sent one text back saying she should listen to them and not sneak out any more and never texted her again.

She still texts me to this day inviting me to go places with her family as her boyfriend, and I never reply.

Now I Skype everyone before I meet them in person.
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Post by: Scruggy on July 08, 2014, 07:18:52 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 07, 2014, 10:01:41 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2a2snl/people_that_use_tinder_got_any_goodbad_hookup/cir5iy2

Best comment . . .
Well, I guess you could say, she was DOWNS to freak.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 08, 2014, 12:14:55 PM: Quote from: Scruggy on July 08, 2014, 07:18:52 AM
Best comment . . .
Well, I guess you could say, she was DOWNS to freak.

hahahaha
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Post by: Badger on July 09, 2014, 04:41:13 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/degreestohitler
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Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2014, 09:22:25 PM: http://stopmasturbationnow.org/trending/4-risky-ways-masturbators-are-seeking-the-ultimate-thrill/
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Post by: Badger on July 13, 2014, 09:44:15 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 13, 2014, 09:22:25 PM
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/trending/4-risky-ways-masturbators-are-seeking-the-ultimate-thrill/

I once jacked off on the 71st floor of the Empire State Building.

For science.
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Post by: Tommy on July 14, 2014, 05:37:47 AM: (http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/14/jehuqery.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on July 14, 2014, 06:46:32 AM: freak her right in the hoo-ha! - A Compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob7a17du4PQ
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Post by: Johnny English on July 14, 2014, 04:47:58 PM: Your comments please, Puck.

http://gizmodo.com/bloomberg-terminals-have-a-secret-craigslist-for-crazy-1604854503
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Post by: Badger on July 14, 2014, 04:51:35 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 14, 2014, 04:47:58 PM
Your comments please, Puck.

http://gizmodo.com/bloomberg-terminals-have-a-secret-craigslist-for-crazy-1604854503

Puck pioneered their m4m section.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2014, 07:39:48 AM: Hahahahah I have my own terminal and never knew that existed. I see ads for Bentley, Rolls, Ulysse Nardin ($250,000 watches) and Patek Philippe ( best watch maker in the world) all the time.

Bloomberg is pretty cool if you're super wealthy. BTW I think they cost $3000 a month.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2014, 07:40:44 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 14, 2014, 04:51:35 PM
Puck pioneered their m4m section.

You should talk, your name is plastered all over that section, you little slut.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2014, 07:47:56 AM: BTW I was able at one time to get all sorts of cool info on people. However, Bloomberg got sued big time because of lack of privacy......too bad.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2014, 08:08:42 AM: Man the Craig's list part of Bloomberg is pretty damn cool, there's all sorts of cool excrement you can buy.
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Post by: Tommy on July 15, 2014, 08:27:28 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 15, 2014, 07:39:48 AM
Hahahahah I have my own terminal and never knew that existed. I see ads for Bentley, Rolls, Ulysse Nardin ($250,000 watches) and Patek Philippe ( best watch maker in the world) all the time.

Bloomberg is pretty cool if you're super wealthy. BTW I think they cost $3000 a month.

The terminals are actually less than $2k a month. Was $1500 back in 2008, but theyve since raised the price I think.

Source: used to compete against them trying to sell Thomson's shitty platforms.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 16, 2014, 12:09:13 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/b1ad044d7104a31ca04612d53ccf45b8/tumblr_n3o57xwOYa1qmsigzo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2014, 12:19:23 PM: Damn.
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Post by: MBGreen on July 16, 2014, 12:42:57 PM: I can't unsee that. :(
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2014, 12:55:50 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on July 16, 2014, 12:09:13 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/b1ad044d7104a31ca04612d53ccf45b8/tumblr_n3o57xwOYa1qmsigzo1_500.jpg)

Daddy???

(http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/orton.jpg)
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Post by: MBGreen on July 16, 2014, 01:27:13 PM: ^ hahahahaha
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Post by: MBGreen on July 16, 2014, 01:33:02 PM: http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/07/16/saints-cheerleader-a-40-year-old-mother-of-two

(http://storage.winnipegsun.com/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297584121968_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=420x)
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2014, 01:52:27 PM: ^ Her body looks 30, her face looks 60.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2014, 02:46:59 PM: This was spotted in downtown Norfolk by a friend today. Abdullah the Butcher really let himself go.

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10445487_893596557321257_2258440895251621982_n.jpg)
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Post by: MBGreen on July 16, 2014, 04:04:52 PM: ^ I'm calling Hornet.

No Kendo stick
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 16, 2014, 04:10:10 PM: LIVESTRONG
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2014, 05:11:08 PM: freak you Bo.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 16, 2014, 09:49:53 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHiWW-_jRUk

lmaooo
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 17, 2014, 12:22:05 AM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/94e33cb0453816530bcbd42980dda0aa/tumblr_n8u3lybOZL1qaw87mo1_500.png)
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Post by: Johnny English on July 17, 2014, 02:37:29 PM: I know I'm a laissez-faire pinko and all that, but I have to say I struggle with this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/debi-jackson-transgender-child_n_5588149.html

Is a 6 year old really "transgender"? I don't see how children have enough understanding of gender identity at that age to make such a decision. excrement like this makes me uncomfortable.
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Post by: Badger on July 17, 2014, 02:39:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 17, 2014, 02:37:29 PM
I know I'm a laissez-faire pinko and all that, but I have to say I struggle with this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/debi-jackson-transgender-child_n_5588149.html

Is a 6 year old really "transgender"? I don't see how children have enough understanding of gender identity at that age to make such a decision. excrement like this makes me uncomfortable.

HEY

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM PATRIARCHAL SHITLORD

If my child wants to identify as a genderfluid pansexual wolfkin person of color, who are you to say no?
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Post by: Tommy on July 17, 2014, 06:46:51 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 17, 2014, 02:37:29 PM
I know I'm a laissez-faire pinko and all that, but I have to say I struggle with this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/debi-jackson-transgender-child_n_5588149.html

Is a 6 year old really "transgender"? I don't see how children have enough understanding of gender identity at that age to make such a decision. excrement like this makes me uncomfortable.

"Hey, Timmy. Wanna play with this firetruck?"

"No."

"Alright. Someone hand me a scalpel."
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Post by: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 04:38:59 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/PxNwng4.png)
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 05:12:28 AM: Haha
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Post by: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 05:27:40 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 05:12:28 AM
Haha

Go back to bed.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 05:29:38 AM: Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 05:27:40 AM
Go back to bed.
I wish. Gotta go to work.
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Post by: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 09:03:33 AM: Damn that's early.
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Post by: Badger on July 18, 2014, 09:43:54 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/sharktits

Disclaimer: I am at work and have no clue what this link contains.
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Post by: IATA on July 18, 2014, 10:05:05 AM: not safe for...something...shark funbags...

http://i.imgur.com/v5p32DB.jpg
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 12:15:23 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 09:03:33 AM
Damn that's early.

It was 7 AM, I think your time zones might be off.
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Post by: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 12:20:35 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 12:15:23 PM
It was 7 AM, I think your time zones might be off.

6:12am your time. Thats early.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 18, 2014, 12:24:39 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 12:20:35 PM
6:12am your time. Thats early.

What time do you have to go in?
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 12:56:19 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 12:20:35 PM
6:12am your time. Thats early.
Oh yeah
Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 12:20:35 PM
6:12am your time. Thats early.
Oh yeah. I'm tarded.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 18, 2014, 12:59:52 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on July 18, 2014, 12:56:19 PM
Oh yeah. I'm tarded.

Oh yeah
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 19, 2014, 11:35:03 AM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/50ec0b83ff6a189b9deaba52e28cc86c/tumblr_n8tvduomgH1qmdr7bo1_500.png)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 19, 2014, 03:33:44 PM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/cbfd758edc7a42fc355e70c7e5d97216/tumblr_n6i8jmzShD1tt9lrzo1_250.gif)
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Post by: reuben on July 19, 2014, 05:08:22 PM: If I tried this I would break every bone in my body. And the rail. And most likely the dividing wall behind him.

(http://i.imgur.com/a7dXgDR.gif)
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Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2014, 02:19:09 AM: Some poopchute is going to fracture his spine trying this.
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Post by: Badger on July 20, 2014, 10:09:38 AM: Quote from: Tommy on July 20, 2014, 02:19:09 AM
Some poopchute is going to fracture his spine trying this.

Yeah, but imagine how much I'll be able to sue them for afterwards. They should have had signs saying not to climb on the bars.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 20, 2014, 12:41:27 PM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/75289cc4541c863d1af87037a49c77a8/tumblr_my4ync7aEC1qljj91o1_400.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 20, 2014, 12:45:54 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/xQxIBUa.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/45mXQkv.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Rev0hum.png)
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Post by: reuben on July 20, 2014, 05:11:19 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/TkUKYOB.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2014, 05:22:53 PM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318802/Korean-man-wheelchair-falls-death-missing-lift.html
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Post by: reuben on July 20, 2014, 05:25:10 PM: Yeah, I'm reading it now. Officially the Darwin Award Winner of the Century. Never seen it before.
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Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2014, 07:00:10 PM: That never gets old.

Btw one of my biggest pet peeves in Asia is that nobody fuckn holds the elevator for anyone. As soon as a fucker gets in, he presses the "door close" button. Even when they see someone else approaching the elevator. No fuckn patience. I yelled at some dude after his bullshit caused the doors to close on me as I walked in, spilling my coffee.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 20, 2014, 07:24:21 PM: Quote from: reuben on July 20, 2014, 05:11:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TkUKYOB.gif)

GODDAMN DOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2014, 07:50:20 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 20, 2014, 07:00:10 PM
That never gets old.

Btw one of my biggest pet peeves in Asia is that nobody fuckn holds the elevator for anyone. As soon as a fucker gets in, he presses the "door close" button. Even when they see someone else approaching the elevator. No fuckn patience. I yelled at some dude after his bullshit caused the doors to close on me as I walked in, spilling my coffee.

Do you speak good enough Chinese to abuse people or do you still primarily speak English?
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 20, 2014, 07:58:48 PM: lol @ the Ashton Kutcher tag
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Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2014, 08:08:45 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 20, 2014, 07:50:20 PM
Do you speak good enough Chinese to abuse people or do you still primarily speak English?

I haven't learned much Cantonese aside from the basics, but most people here have at the very least basic English comprehension. I abuse people in English, and top it off with a "pokai" or "poopchute" in cantonese. They just stare down in shame.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2014, 08:09:41 PM: How much similarity, if any, is there between Cantonese and Japanese? I know you're pretty fluent in the latter, is it of any help?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2014, 08:11:37 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 20, 2014, 08:09:41 PM
How much similarity, if any, is there between Cantonese and Japanese? I know you're pretty fluent in the latter, is it of any help?

It's like the difference between English and French. Doesn't help at all. I can use my Japanese to read signs and such but that's pretty much it.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 20, 2014, 08:50:45 PM: He sees the elevator go down, he rams the door , the door freaking collapses in, then he decides to ram it again. The world might be better off.
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Post by: reuben on July 20, 2014, 11:16:02 PM: (http://giant.gfycat.com/OblongHonoredElk.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 20, 2014, 11:19:56 PM: hahaha
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Post by: Tommy on July 23, 2014, 10:53:47 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting
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Post by: Badger on July 24, 2014, 08:57:41 AM: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar
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Post by: Tommy on July 24, 2014, 09:09:56 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 24, 2014, 08:57:41 AM
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar

What the freak.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 24, 2014, 10:10:25 AM: Why did I read that?
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Post by: Scruggy on July 25, 2014, 08:27:37 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/XZ47fXH.gif])
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Post by: MBGreen on July 25, 2014, 08:40:51 AM: ^ looooool
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 25, 2014, 08:42:46 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on July 25, 2014, 08:40:51 AM
^ looooool

Looks like Hobbes hitting the BBQ.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2014, 08:46:38 AM: "look what i can do that you can't, you legless POS"
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Post by: IATA on July 25, 2014, 04:14:41 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod

the last website you'll ever need
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Post by: reuben on July 25, 2014, 04:16:40 PM: Quote from: Badger on July 24, 2014, 08:57:41 AM
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar

This is my go-to ice breaker joke from this point forward.
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Post by: Badger on July 25, 2014, 04:55:17 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/coloringcorruptions/
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 26, 2014, 09:11:31 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/CQjlzotl.jpg)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 27, 2014, 09:40:06 PM: Definitely NSFW (http://m.imgur.com/a/b1FA4)
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Post by: Johnny English on July 27, 2014, 09:56:16 PM: 70s drugs were scary.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on July 28, 2014, 02:41:07 AM: Was looking up a Japanese word in the dictionary, and got this sample sentence:

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/28/ymu6a4a7.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on July 28, 2014, 10:51:59 AM: http://imgur.com/a/NYB2n
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Post by: Scruggy on July 28, 2014, 12:14:51 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/O2PZvBZ.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on July 28, 2014, 01:48:17 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 28, 2014, 02:41:07 AM
Was looking up a Japanese word in the dictionary, and got this sample sentence:

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/28/ymu6a4a7.jpg)

Wow technology. They're even customizing translations for the user
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on July 28, 2014, 04:02:26 PM: Not really sure what the expected outcome might have been here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCRIm83fAU&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCRIm83fAU&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 28, 2014, 06:35:23 PM: Quote from: reuben on July 28, 2014, 04:02:26 PM
Not really sure what the expected outcome might have been here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCRIm83fAU&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCRIm83fAU&feature=youtu.be)

Is it bad that my first thought was, "Good"? Because my first thought was "Good".
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2014, 07:32:55 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on July 28, 2014, 06:35:23 PM
Is it bad that my first thought was, "Good"? Because my first thought was "Good".

My first thought was "bikini wrestling?"
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2014, 07:34:34 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on July 27, 2014, 09:40:06 PM
Definitely NSFW (http://m.imgur.com/a/b1FA4)

Quote from: Johnny English on July 27, 2014, 09:56:16 PM
70s drugs were scary.

I liked the one with boobs on her butt.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2014, 07:57:22 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on July 28, 2014, 06:35:23 PM
Is it bad that my first thought was, "Good"? Because my first thought was "Good".

No I thought the same.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 29, 2014, 03:26:47 PM: http://instagram.com/p/rB8fzSO61G/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2014, 01:29:44 PM: In a million dollar buy in tourney:

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/7Izs6mB2jI3t9VpH048Ucw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/Poker_Player_Gets_Knocked_Out-a5fd2cd9c44018fe7b3bd452cfd30992)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on July 30, 2014, 01:31:19 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 30, 2014, 01:29:44 PM
In a million dollar buy in tourney:

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/7Izs6mB2jI3t9VpH048Ucw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/Poker_Player_Gets_Knocked_Out-a5fd2cd9c44018fe7b3bd452cfd30992)

Someone was talking about this last night.

That would suck so much dick.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2014, 01:35:18 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on July 30, 2014, 01:31:19 PM
Someone was talking about this last night.

That would suck so much dick.

You ain't kidding, it would suck more dick than the MBGreen and Bojangles tailgate loveshack.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Libero_2 on July 30, 2014, 01:35:25 PM: His reaction is no where near as violent as mine would have been.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on July 30, 2014, 01:36:42 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on July 30, 2014, 01:35:25 PM
His reaction is no where near as violent as mine would have been.

That's the dude that won

Sunglasses lost

I guess it works for either player though
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2014, 01:43:25 PM: Good. Get a real job.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2014, 01:50:48 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on July 30, 2014, 01:35:25 PM
His reaction is no where near as violent as mine would have been.

I would have upended the table.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on July 30, 2014, 02:43:34 PM: Saw that live (on TV) last night. I was joking with the bartender that I have never seen AA vs AA before, and that the only way they don't split is if one of them shits a flush out of their derriere. 96% split before the flop. Still 80% split before the river.

Worst bad beat I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on July 30, 2014, 02:45:31 PM: And yes, the guy in glasses lost.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2014, 10:15:05 PM: edit:

N S F W

http://fapworthy.org/

Somewhat inadvisable to open at work.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Libero_2 on July 30, 2014, 10:46:30 PM: Quote from: Badger on July 30, 2014, 10:15:05 PM
http://fapworthy.org/

Somewhat inadvisable to open at work.

Somewhat inadvisable? It's literally a laundry list of links to pornhub videos. I'm certainly not complaining, but absolutely NSFW.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2014, 10:55:06 PM: Thankfully in 2014 we all know how to mouse over links to see where they go before clicking them.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on July 30, 2014, 10:58:35 PM: The site itself isn't NSFW. It's the stuff that it links to.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on July 30, 2014, 10:59:18 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on July 30, 2014, 10:46:30 PM
Somewhat inadvisable? It's literally a laundry list of links to pornhub videos. I'm certainly not complaining, but absolutely NSFW.

He did say it wasn't safe for work. I think we agreed a while back that the one forum in which we'd allow NSFW stuff was the Parking Lot, and everyone who isn't from Florida and doesn't have a porn mustache understands that they can't post NSFW stuff in the other forums, even with a warning.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on July 30, 2014, 11:00:10 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on July 30, 2014, 02:43:34 PM
Saw that live (on TV) last night. I was joking with the bartender that I have never seen AA vs AA before, and that the only way they don't split is if one of them shits a flush out of their derriere. 96% split before the flop. Still 80% split before the river.

Worst bad beat I have ever seen.
Neither big....
I made it heads up in a two-table mini poker tourney and lost when only two cards in the deck would have won it for him on the river....and we were fairly even in chips. He hit one of the cards in the deck...out of 42.
Another three table mini tourney...I make it heads up and I'm less than HALF THE BLIND, HALF, and the guy wanted to knock me out so bad, I doubled up like 6 or 7 times in a row before I used that and grinded him out. Probably my favorite win ever and won a fair chunk of change, too.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 31, 2014, 07:55:13 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 30, 2014, 10:59:18 PM
He did say it wasn't safe for work. I think we agreed a while back that the one forum in which we'd allow NSFW stuff was the Parking Lot, and everyone who isn't from Florida and doesn't have a porn mustache understands that they can't post NSFW stuff in the other forums, even with a warning.

JFIF causes a lot of trouble that prick.

Edit: I only do it on special occasions.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 01, 2014, 06:36:12 AM: Haha what a freaking idiot:

Don't pet a Lion. freaking duh. (http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/31/this-woman-was-warned-not-to-pet-a-lion-what-happens-next-is-not-surprising/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 01, 2014, 01:35:29 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/LAIbNEE.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on August 01, 2014, 01:42:10 PM: How is that possible? The wheels are turning. All they had to do was leave the freaking thing in gear (I'm presuming that a race car won't have a ratcheted handbrake), and maybe find a few housebricks lying around with which to chock the wheels.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 02, 2014, 02:24:13 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/vwMulZv.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/dqnW9jx.png)

That's right New England: go fack yaselves.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2014, 02:40:40 PM: Since when were Canada and the US on different continents? And why does Europe hate Baltimore?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Libero_2 on August 02, 2014, 03:29:48 PM: It's nice to know the majority of the world has their hate placed in the right place.

freak the Pats.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 02, 2014, 03:30:39 PM: Why does Africa hate the Cowboys?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on August 02, 2014, 03:55:01 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on August 02, 2014, 03:30:39 PM
Why does Africa hate the Cowboys?

Because Jerry Jones is digging up their homes for natural gas and minerals
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on August 02, 2014, 03:59:08 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 02, 2014, 02:40:40 PM
And why does Europe hate Baltimore?

They hate the fact that a quarterback could possess such elite speed and think it disrupts the competitive balance of the league
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2014, 03:59:25 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on August 02, 2014, 03:30:39 PM
Why does Africa hate the Cowboys?

Because Tony Romo keeps conspiring to not have to send them free shirts.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 02, 2014, 07:46:27 PM: The Dude Abides.

(http://giant.gfycat.com/FlawlessBlindAcornweevil.gif)
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Post by: IATA on August 02, 2014, 07:46:27 PM: I'm assuming the niners hate is because of Harbaugh.

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2014, 08:00:37 PM: Quote from: IATA on August 02, 2014, 07:46:27 PM
I'm assuming the niners hate is because of Harbaugh.

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk

Their SB years earned them a lot of resentment.
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2014, 10:02:09 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/aq4r77Y.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 03, 2014, 10:36:20 PM: Oh excrement. Hahahahaha.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 03, 2014, 10:37:12 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 02, 2014, 07:46:27 PM
The Dude Abides.

(http://giant.gfycat.com/FlawlessBlindAcornweevil.gif)

I almost mistook him for Rob Ryan. I was about to ask how the hell he lost all that weight.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2014, 01:56:24 PM: Paging the internet police, people are vandalizing a small business on Yelp again:

The origin: http://pagesix.com/2014/08/04/hotel-charges-500-for-every-bad-review-posted-online/

http://www.theverge.com/2014/8/4/5966715/hotel-fines-newlyweds-500-for-negative-yelp-reviews

http://www.yelp.com/biz/union-street-guest-house-hudson
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 05, 2014, 10:03:50 AM: Thank god for the intelligent people we have representing us in Congress:

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/04/dem-lawmaker-uses-german-luftwaffe-uniform-to-portray-u-s-navy-in-campaign-mailer/ (http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/04/dem-lawmaker-uses-german-luftwaffe-uniform-to-portray-u-s-navy-in-campaign-mailer/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on August 06, 2014, 11:04:38 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/2KxJWaq.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 06, 2014, 11:31:12 AM: https://gma.yahoo.com/watch-happens-passenger-gets-stuck-while-boarding-train-094307833--abc-news-topstories.html (https://gma.yahoo.com/watch-happens-passenger-gets-stuck-while-boarding-train-094307833--abc-news-topstories.html)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on August 06, 2014, 12:51:33 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 03, 2014, 10:02:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aq4r77Y.gif)

Whiteshoewillie?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 06, 2014, 08:24:48 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on August 06, 2014, 12:51:33 PM
Whiteshoewillie?

Hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 07, 2014, 09:28:29 AM: WTF Why would anyone do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-M8leGGsI&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 07, 2014, 04:42:52 PM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/1c84ba963609d83916359378bf9e961d/tumblr_n76rg7P7h81qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif)
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Post by: Coach K on August 07, 2014, 04:56:21 PM: http://m.wtvm.com/wtvm/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:Rvj9mn1s
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2014, 04:59:26 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 07, 2014, 04:42:52 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1c84ba963609d83916359378bf9e961d/tumblr_n76rg7P7h81qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif)

Latina Hobbes?
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Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 08:32:01 AM: Can someone explain wtf this story is supposed to be about?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/08/german-tabloid-bild-identifies-sunlounger-hoggers-british
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Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 08:35:18 AM: The Germans have a reputation for setting their alarms to go off early when on vacation so that they can go down to the pool early, lay their towels on the prime sun loungers and then go back to bed.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 08:45:50 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
The Germans have a reputation for setting their alarms to go off early when on vacation so that they can go down to the pool early, lay their towels on the prime sun loungers and then go back to bed.

There's a joke here about invading pool-land but I can't be bothered to put it together.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on August 11, 2014, 08:51:49 AM: Quote from: Badger on August 11, 2014, 08:45:50 AM
There's a joke here about invading pool-land but I can't be bothered to put it together.

Hahahahaha

You did more than enough
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 11, 2014, 10:35:32 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
The Germans have a reputation for setting their alarms to go off early when on vacation so that they can go down to the pool early, lay their towels on the prime sun loungers and then go back to bed.

I can imagine trying this only to say "freak it" and go right back to bed when the alarm goes off. Only the Germans.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2014, 10:37:20 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 11, 2014, 10:35:32 AM
I can imagine trying this only to say "freak it" and go right back to bed when the alarm goes off. Only the Germans.

Dat punctuality
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Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 10:41:45 AM: This is the beer advert they were talking about in the article, it was pretty popular at the time and it's still good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I

Shame the beer is such rotten pee.
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Post by: Tommy on August 13, 2014, 08:23:39 AM: (http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/13/mysuge3e.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2014, 01:03:22 PM: (http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3270223/harbaugh-head.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 13, 2014, 01:14:09 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 11, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
The Germans have a reputation for setting their alarms to go off early when on vacation so that they can go down to the pool early, lay their towels on the prime sun loungers and then go back to bed.

So accurate... It hurts... Unfortunately, I'm also half Irish so I've been known to set my alarm for other purposes... including happy hour...
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 13, 2014, 01:23:05 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 11, 2014, 08:32:01 AM
Can someone explain wtf this story is supposed to be about?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/08/german-tabloid-bild-identifies-sunlounger-hoggers-british

Quote
A Welsh coach driver, Glyn Bowden, tried to put this into practice at an Italian resort. The Germans, he claimed, responded by coming down even earlier the following day. On the third morning he gathered up 20 German towels, piled them up on the beach, and set fire to them, to wild cheers from his British passengers. He was arrested by the Italian police, but released without charge – and, he claimed, the dawn towels ended forthwith.

Honestly, the Germans were probably impressed.
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Post by: Badger on August 13, 2014, 01:42:36 PM: Quote from: Andrew Ryan on August 13, 2014, 01:23:05 PM
Honestly, the Germans were probably impressed.

Handtuchfeuernacht
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 13, 2014, 01:51:51 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 13, 2014, 01:42:36 PM
Handtuchfeuernacht

Das Handtuch Blitz
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2014, 05:35:52 PM: So many questions........

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10537097_10152306124420662_3546832716671037822_n.jpg)
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Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2014, 06:04:48 PM: ^ Robin Williams started out as a street mime.

/thread crossover
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Post by: Badger on August 14, 2014, 02:28:08 PM: I'd like to wish Puck good luck on his upcoming lawsuit.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/08/14/man-sues-doctor-for-listing-homosexuality-as-chronic-condition-in-his-medical-records/
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 14, 2014, 03:18:49 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 14, 2014, 02:28:08 PM
I'd like to wish Puck good luck on his upcoming lawsuit.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/08/14/man-sues-doctor-for-listing-homosexuality-as-chronic-condition-in-his-medical-records/

(http://i49.tinypic.com/10hrnly.gif)
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Post by: Badger on August 14, 2014, 03:46:00 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/l1Xzf.png)
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Post by: Badger on August 14, 2014, 04:51:08 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/tGNhpG4.png)
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Post by: reuben on August 15, 2014, 08:44:43 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/dXX7JFq.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on August 23, 2014, 08:07:08 PM: http://isitnormal.com/poll/is-it-normal-for-straight-men-to-use-tail-plugs-183176/

This site is great.
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Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2014, 06:45:10 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/yu29R1P.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 26, 2014, 07:44:59 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 25, 2014, 06:45:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yu29R1P.jpg)

I like the broad, she is pretty good looking and has a great attitude for a church girl.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 26, 2014, 07:50:23 AM: This was probably taken sometime in the 70s, which would make her around 60 at the very least. Perfect for JE.
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Post by: MBGreen on August 26, 2014, 07:56:40 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 26, 2014, 07:50:23 AM
This was probably taken sometime in the 70s, which would make her around 60 at the very least. Perfect for JE.

lol
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2014, 08:42:35 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 26, 2014, 07:50:23 AM
This was probably taken sometime in the 70s, which would make her around 60 at the very least. Perfect for JE.

Although she looks like she gives it up for free, so not so much your type.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2014, 08:42:41 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-2G25lMTfk
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2014, 02:00:21 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv-EED_CcAAXfvj.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 27, 2014, 08:49:09 AM: http://gothamist.com/2014/08/26/the_most_popular_items_on_ebay_in_n.php
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 27, 2014, 11:09:15 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 26, 2014, 08:42:35 AM
Although she looks like she gives it up for free, so not so much your type.

Haha oh excrement. I got nothing.
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Post by: Scruggy on August 27, 2014, 02:21:20 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Sfsbi3k.jpg)
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Post by: Fenwyr on August 27, 2014, 05:05:06 PM: Haha. Nice.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 27, 2014, 06:14:23 PM: Thug life, baby. (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154371901075147)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 27, 2014, 09:16:05 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 27, 2014, 06:14:23 PM
Thug life, baby. (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154371901075147)

Was this the inspiration for Tammy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2103254/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_6)?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 27, 2014, 09:19:41 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 27, 2014, 09:16:05 PM
Was this the inspiration for Lori Humongous?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Scruggy on August 28, 2014, 08:08:14 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 27, 2014, 09:19:41 PM

"well, y'all all can follow me on the twitters?"
@LoriHugh

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/double-chin-unlucky.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2014, 11:40:34 AM: Wow.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151500214396045
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 29, 2014, 09:00:17 AM: I am not sure if this was posted but it's pretty damn funny, the hot/crazy matrix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU)
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Post by: Jumbo on August 29, 2014, 10:07:10 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2exzzv/whats_the_most_pg_thing_you_have_ever_jerked_it_to/ck435d6
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2014, 10:16:44 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 29, 2014, 10:07:10 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2exzzv/whats_the_most_pg_thing_you_have_ever_jerked_it_to/ck435d6

If anyone skipped over this, you better click it right now.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 30, 2014, 09:02:45 AM: Quote from: Badger on August 29, 2014, 10:16:44 PM
If anyone skipped over this, you better click it right now.

I had seen that thread but apparently before Big Comfy Couch guy won it. That was glorious.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 30, 2014, 09:36:42 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/wSG1giY.gif)
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Post by: Libero_2 on August 30, 2014, 10:00:40 AM: its probably safe to say she swallows then?
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 30, 2014, 10:31:08 AM: Would you take a BJ from her with the spider still in her mouth?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2014, 10:59:22 AM: (https://33.media.tumblr.com/4419bd4232e354cc291250d10ff06aec/tumblr_nb3tsfBWQv1rafseuo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 30, 2014, 11:02:57 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 29, 2014, 10:07:10 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2exzzv/whats_the_most_pg_thing_you_have_ever_jerked_it_to/ck435d6

That was hilarious.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2014, 12:55:59 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 30, 2014, 10:02:56 PM: Part of me feels that it's wrong to broadcast a private conversation on the internet, especially if it's your family. But then again they were being idiots and he made nearly $100,000 in donations for "living expenses". Great job.
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Post by: Cane on August 30, 2014, 10:56:28 PM: Quote from: Tommy on August 30, 2014, 10:02:56 PM
Part of me feels that it's wrong to broadcast a private conversation on the internet, especially if it's your family. But then again they were being idiots and he made nearly $100,000 in donations for "living expenses". Great job.

They're ignorant people, but to exploit your blood like that is pretty cold.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2014, 09:04:46 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on August 30, 2014, 12:55:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w

Don't read the comments.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 09:15:51 AM: Quote from: Cane on August 30, 2014, 10:56:28 PM
They're ignorant people, but to exploit your blood like that is pretty cold.

Yeah, the more I think about it the more fucked up it seems. I mean, his parents are ignorant and all, but it's pretty messed up to broadcast what they thought was a private family matter, no matter how ignorant. It's not like it's an poopchute cop or business, it's your blood.

Oh well.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2014, 10:40:30 AM: Like how this poopchute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Pelzer) exploited his family to sell his book. What a jerk.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 11:36:56 AM: Quote from: Badger on August 31, 2014, 10:40:30 AM
Like how this poopchute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Pelzer) exploited his family to sell his book. What a jerk.

Completely different. That guy was physically abused by his family for years. This gay kid recorded a private event while he was already an adult between himself and his family, and then broadcasted it because he didn't like the way they reacted. That's messed up.
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Post by: reuben on August 31, 2014, 11:46:44 AM: I think the only reason we find exploiting "his blood" to be so cold is because our blood aren't a bunch of redneck assholes who treat their blood like excrement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2014, 11:46:52 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 11:36:56 AM
Completely different. That guy was physically abused by his family for years. This gay kid recorded a private event while he was already an adult between himself and his family, and then broadcasted it because he didn't like the way they reacted. That's messed up.

But blood doe
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 31, 2014, 11:52:43 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 09:15:51 AM
Yeah, the more I think about it the more fucked up it seems. I mean, his parents are ignorant and all, but it's pretty messed up to broadcast what they thought was a private family matter, no matter how ignorant. It's not like it's an poopchute cop or business, it's your blood.

Oh well.

I didn't get any choice in my blood, I don't see why I'm supposed to feel loyalty to it if it doesn't give me reason to deserve it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 11:55:44 AM: Quote from: reuben on August 31, 2014, 11:46:44 AM
I think the only reason we find exploiting "his blood" to be so cold is because our blood aren't a bunch of redneck assholes who treat their blood like excrement.

We don't know that. The dude was being pretty confrontational in the video, so he obviously knew he was being recorded and wanted to elicit this exact reaction. I think it's unfair to assume his parents "treat him like excrement" because of this. As if he was shocked at their reaction. Who knows how they would have reacted after things calmed down. It was a family fight. I dunno. I just think people are quick to pull out pitchforks and excrement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 11:57:43 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 31, 2014, 11:52:43 AM
I didn't get any choice in my blood, I don't see why I'm supposed to feel loyalty to it if it doesn't give me reason to deserve it.

So raising you for 20 years isn't enough to give them the benefit of the doubt? My parents once gave me excrement for dating an asian girl, but I wasn't about to write them off completely. The eventually got over it and accepted that they weren't living in their backward world. Parents deserve that much.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 31, 2014, 04:33:15 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 31, 2014, 11:52:43 AM
I didn't get any choice in my blood, I don't see why I'm supposed to feel loyalty to it if it doesn't give me reason to deserve it.

Because the bible says to honor thy mother and father.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on August 31, 2014, 07:01:41 PM: Quote from: Tommy on August 31, 2014, 11:57:43 AM
The eventually got over it and accepted that they weren't living in their backward world.

These particular parents certainly don't have the capacity for that.
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 31, 2014, 09:44:30 PM: I am cool with the tongue we're like best friends.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2014, 09:30:55 AM: I know Kevin Hart was going for "DOPE", but..... oops.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwceU0uIMAA_HWQ.jpg)

British spelling all of a sudden doesn't look so stupid, does it?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 01, 2014, 10:32:48 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 01, 2014, 09:30:55 AM
I know Kevin Hart was going for "DOPE", but..... oops.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwceU0uIMAA_HWQ.jpg)

British spelling all of a sudden doesn't look so stupid, does it?

Took me almost 2 minutes to figure out what was wrong.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on September 01, 2014, 10:56:52 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 01, 2014, 09:30:55 AM
I know Kevin Hart was going for "DOPE", but..... oops.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwceU0uIMAA_HWQ.jpg)

British spelling all of a sudden doesn't look so stupid, does it?

"PEDO," "POOP," "PEE..."

What's the British spelling reference? You guys spell poop differently? Poupe?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2014, 11:03:24 AM: Quote from: reuben on September 01, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
"PEDO," "POOP," "PEE..."

What's the British spelling reference? You guys spell poop differently? Poupe?

paedophile
noun uk UK (US pedophile) /ˈpiː.də.faɪl/ us /ˈped.oʊ-/
› someone who is sexually interested in children

paedophilia
noun uk (US pedophilia) /ˌpiː.dəˈfɪl.i.ə/ us /ˌped.oʊˈfiː.li-/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Cane on September 02, 2014, 07:19:47 PM: http://youtu.be/1YTYvji3gXU
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 04, 2014, 08:33:40 AM: freaking maniac:

Laird Hamilton shooting the pier. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPO1zpDqQ8I#t=82)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 04, 2014, 09:23:16 AM: Wow that was awesome
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 04, 2014, 10:59:42 PM: http://imgur.com/a/FyypP?gallery
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 04, 2014, 11:06:33 PM: I lost it at the wheelchair one, but then I saw the Jurrasic Park one. Holy excrement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 05, 2014, 03:47:46 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3uRwylFDg
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on September 06, 2014, 01:50:56 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMbD22UHynw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 06, 2014, 04:21:50 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 05, 2014, 03:47:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3uRwylFDg

Hahahahhahahhahahhaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 06, 2014, 08:17:28 PM: Hahahaha

Prom Pics:

Link to Funny Prom Pics (http://viewmixed.com/12348/12348/10)

(http://viewmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prom10.jpg)

MBGreen:

(http://viewmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prom18.jpg)

(http://viewmixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/prom3.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 07, 2014, 10:56:48 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/rjTdjof.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on September 08, 2014, 12:27:17 AM: https://vine.co/v/MQOOABJg9Qb
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on September 08, 2014, 01:24:56 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on September 08, 2014, 12:27:17 AM
https://vine.co/v/MQOOABJg9Qb

I dunno why I didn't post this week's ago. My friend showed it to me and we say "anything is possible" and scream what the freak is going on at completely random now
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2014, 08:53:18 AM: Hahaha what the actual freak man
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2014, 09:08:45 AM: I'm not sure why you posted that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on September 08, 2014, 09:25:13 AM: I'm not sure why I wouldn't post that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on September 08, 2014, 11:43:29 AM: (http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/688558/gano.0.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-CichQa48
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2014, 12:05:53 PM: What the freak is that?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ons on September 08, 2014, 12:15:02 PM: The kicker on the Panthers (Gano?) hires marching bands to play around him when he practices field goals to get ready for distracting/high pressure kicking situations.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Hemi on September 08, 2014, 02:18:36 PM: Quote from: ons on September 08, 2014, 12:15:02 PM
The kicker on the Panthers (Gano?) hires marching bands to play around him when he practices field goals to get ready for distracting/high pressure kicking situations.

I assume there is sarcasm in this post.
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2014, 07:11:38 PM: Country Hip Hop.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4745012245_f10d23b35d_m.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ruCmtbOZQg
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on September 08, 2014, 07:13:56 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on September 08, 2014, 07:11:38 PM
Country Hip Hop.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4745012245_f10d23b35d_m.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ruCmtbOZQg

Ma' bitch always cooks my steaks chicken fried, nigga.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2014, 07:27:09 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on September 08, 2014, 07:11:38 PM
Country Hip Hop.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4745012245_f10d23b35d_m.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ruCmtbOZQg

Badger thanks you for this post.
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Post by: Badger on September 09, 2014, 09:41:38 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/punchablefaces/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2014, 10:04:51 PM: Quote from: Badger on September 09, 2014, 09:41:38 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/punchablefaces/

Why did I view this before a meeting. Dying.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2014, 10:12:32 PM: My only complaint about that sub is some of those faces aren't inherently punchable and require previous context to make me dislike the person. I want to be inspired to punch by one picture.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2014, 10:42:42 PM: Quote from: Badger on September 09, 2014, 10:12:32 PM
My only complaint about that sub is some of those faces aren't inherently punchable and require previous context to make me dislike the person. I want to be inspired to punch by one picture.

I didn't notice until now but Seth McFarlane definitely has a punchable face.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on September 10, 2014, 01:58:12 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/4YICtXz.jpg)

I would pay good money to punch this dude in the face. He looks like he should be doing a TED talk about the iPod's impact on world peace.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2014, 02:01:11 PM: Is that a dude?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on September 10, 2014, 02:04:51 PM: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=777414135656815 (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=777414135656815)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2014, 09:37:58 PM: Can't decide if I should provide context for these or not.

http://imgur.com/a/H8eeA

nsfw text/album title
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2014, 10:36:50 PM: Quote from: reuben on September 10, 2014, 01:58:12 PM
He looks like he should be doing a TED talk about the iPod's impact on world peace.

hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2014, 12:02:42 AM: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5790504
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Post by: Tommy on September 11, 2014, 12:52:32 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on September 11, 2014, 12:02:42 AM
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5790504

Haha. What a hilarious and shitty way to get fired.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2014, 09:08:40 AM: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/07/14/cops-couple-had-sex-on-top-of-delaware-restaurant/ (http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/07/14/cops-couple-had-sex-on-top-of-delaware-restaurant/)
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Post by: Badger on September 11, 2014, 07:26:04 PM: Stop whatever you are doing and click this right now.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/the-adventures-of-grandparents-on-facebook#3f83kpl
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 11, 2014, 09:37:59 PM: Quote from: Badger on September 11, 2014, 07:26:04 PM
Stop whatever you are doing and click this right now.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/the-adventures-of-grandparents-on-facebook#3f83kpl

Hahahahah thats awesome
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Koz on September 16, 2014, 08:03:33 PM: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=860_1410901228

Heisempussy and why he really can't make our tailgates, ever.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on September 16, 2014, 08:04:24 PM: Quote from: Koz on September 16, 2014, 08:03:33 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=860_1410901228

Heisempussy and why he really can't make our tailgates, ever.

I have a full head of hair.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Koz on September 17, 2014, 12:00:40 PM: You sir, are a fagola. This is every guy's fantasy and she's nothing to shake a stick at.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/nurse-patient-sex-lawsuit-785643
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2014, 12:23:47 PM: Quote from: Koz on September 17, 2014, 12:00:40 PM
You sir, are a fagola. This is every guy's fantasy and she's nothing to shake a stick at.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/nurse-patient-sex-lawsuit-785643

Pretty sure the wife has something to do with that. I think it's great patient care.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2014, 12:26:32 PM: double post
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2014, 12:27:31 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on September 16, 2014, 08:04:24 PM
I have a full head of hair.

This is you then:

Heismanberg dancing at a party (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18)
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2014, 01:10:01 PM: http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/07/28/child-poops-on-airplane-seat/ (http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/07/28/child-poops-on-airplane-seat/)
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 17, 2014, 01:11:24 PM: http://www.businessinsider.com/china-is-embarrassed-by-its-tourists-2013-5 (http://www.businessinsider.com/china-is-embarrassed-by-its-tourists-2013-5)

Quote
“There’s a lot of this kind of uncivilized behavior out there,” said Zhang. “Take for example the sign outside the Louvre Museum only in Chinese characters that forbids people from urinating or defecating wherever they want.”
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Post by: reuben on September 17, 2014, 02:40:04 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/LBONtLX.gif)

Lumberjack lvl: 100
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Post by: reuben on September 17, 2014, 03:06:38 PM: NSFW

http://gfycat.com/PeriodicNeedyDuckbillcat (http://gfycat.com/PeriodicNeedyDuckbillcat)
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Post by: Badger on September 18, 2014, 08:12:10 PM: Quote from: reuben on September 17, 2014, 03:06:38 PM
NSFW

http://gfycat.com/PeriodicNeedyDuckbillcat (http://gfycat.com/PeriodicNeedyDuckbillcat)

Man, European commercials are crazy.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 19, 2014, 12:05:13 PM: Think this guy got laid?

https://vine.co/v/OWdUaHr6OgO (https://vine.co/v/OWdUaHr6OgO)
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Post by: Badger on September 19, 2014, 12:10:37 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on September 19, 2014, 12:05:13 PM
Think this guy got laid?

https://vine.co/v/OWdUaHr6OgO (https://vine.co/v/OWdUaHr6OgO)

He doesn't even blink. What a pro.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 19, 2014, 12:34:58 PM: Can we get her to post here?
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Post by: Badger on September 19, 2014, 03:39:05 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64

nsfw audio
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Post by: Badger on September 21, 2014, 09:55:12 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2h21zo/as_a_kid_whats_the_creepiest_most_wtf_thing_you/

Controlling parents, mealtime eccentricities, animal waste
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Post by: Badger on September 24, 2014, 06:38:27 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/SeRBMkk.jpg)

https://twitter.com/50MillionNames
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Post by: Jetaho on September 24, 2014, 11:34:15 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L89C5ijZZcg#t=27 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L89C5ijZZcg#t=27)
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 24, 2014, 04:50:51 PM: NSFW. I had nothing to do with this.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/veterinarians-nude-calendar-photos/764029/
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Post by: Jetaho on September 24, 2014, 06:10:21 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis)
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 24, 2014, 07:05:13 PM: I showed Badger this a few months ago and I thought about it today and LOL'd. Some prisoner sent my friend a text and this is what happened:

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1555388_10152158403219269_856992154_n.jpg?oh=943e62b5cf3f9659e5d2c88d8451174e&oe=54CF8711)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1620836_10152158403194269_206820069_n.jpg?oh=146be99a77b43be20330b62995aef0a8&oe=54914700&__gda__=1422424664_75a912ed11ba22dc204aa71b7a543741)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1535460_10152158403159269_296307776_n.jpg?oh=d6d54ce2494710e3924ba4c22c80cd09&oe=54886B10&__gda__=1422512843_ddd372a92dc8e02c706d973a42de03d3)
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Post by: Libero_2 on September 24, 2014, 07:29:46 PM: The dog addition makes the whole thing. Priceless
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Post by: Badger on September 26, 2014, 01:28:24 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2h4g18/tifu_by_letting_a_feminist_parent_bring_in_snacks/
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Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2014, 09:02:48 AM: Germany is awesome.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/29/germany-work-email_n_5883924.html
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Post by: NDMick on September 29, 2014, 09:57:25 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 29, 2014, 09:02:48 AM
Germany is awesome.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/29/germany-work-email_n_5883924.html

Nice. This should be in some sort of global workers bill of rights. "Article 1: when I leave for the day, I no longer exist to you."
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Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2014, 11:22:56 AM: http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2014/09/29/3573168/apple-tax-investigation-europe/
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Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2014, 11:25:25 AM: Why punish apple?
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 29, 2014, 12:29:48 PM: Quote from: NDMick on September 29, 2014, 09:57:25 AM
Nice. This should be in some sort of global workers bill of rights. "Article 1: when I leave for the day, I no longer exist to you."

I'd much rather encourage telecommuting than kill it entirely like that.
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Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2014, 03:54:56 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on September 29, 2014, 12:29:48 PM
I'd much rather encourage telecommuting than kill it entirely like that.

You make it optional. I happily work at night because I also spend portions of my work week talking excrement on the internet and playing golf. No-one cares, because I'm judged on my output rather than my input.
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Post by: Jetaho on September 30, 2014, 09:57:45 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/SYR6I3P.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 01, 2014, 10:23:46 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU
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Post by: Tommy on October 01, 2014, 10:48:29 AM: Hahahaha holy excrement. Someone had way too much time on their hands. Funny stuff though.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 01, 2014, 10:50:01 AM: Cassetteboy has been doing that stuff on YouTube for a few years, that's one of his best though.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 01, 2014, 10:56:12 AM: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/dude-faints-three-damn-times-while-on-slingshot-amuseme-1641192029
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Post by: reuben on October 01, 2014, 02:00:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 01, 2014, 10:56:12 AM
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/dude-faints-three-damn-times-while-on-slingshot-amuseme-1641192029

Holy excrement this is killing me

"Ahhhh-AHHHHHHHHH-ungh..."
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Post by: Johnny English on October 01, 2014, 02:24:08 PM: It's the second time that gets me, when he wakes up clearly having no idea where he is and then suddenly realises.
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Post by: Jetaho on October 02, 2014, 02:10:42 PM: We gave up on this guy too soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POL-4Kg_H4c (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POL-4Kg_H4c)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 02, 2014, 02:11:56 PM: That was more like a judo throw than a tackle.
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2014, 08:02:29 PM: The Oatmeal:

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/accents1.png)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/accents2.png)
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 08:35:43 AM: JE does sound like the above.
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Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 09:24:47 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk

Exhibition Shirling
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Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 11:34:45 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 08:35:43 AM
JE does sound like the above.

Not even slightly.

The American one sounds like Tommy.
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 03, 2014, 02:01:08 PM: EXPLOSIONS AND hoo-ha!!!!
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 02:04:31 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 11:34:45 AM
Not even slightly.

The American one sounds like Tommy.

You're right on the last account.
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Post by: Jetaho on October 03, 2014, 03:23:21 PM: Addicted to cheesy potatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 03:49:04 PM: I don't see the problem, she looks entirely healthy and normal.
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 03, 2014, 04:00:08 PM: She's freaking horrible looking. freak both of you.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 04:01:17 PM: Check your thin privilege, you fat shaming red pill poopchute.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 04:06:08 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on October 03, 2014, 03:23:21 PM
Addicted to cheesy potatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY)

Watched without sound, was she crying over a brussel sprout?
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Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2014, 04:13:13 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 03, 2014, 04:06:08 PM
Watched without sound, was she crying over a brussel sprout?

Of course not, that would be stupid. It was broccoli.
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Post by: klaximilian on October 03, 2014, 04:13:16 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on September 29, 2014, 12:29:48 PM
I'd much rather encourage telecommuting than kill it entirely like that.

This. x1000.

I like knowing what I'm getting myself into before I head to work in the morning. Late night emails are fine as long as I'm not obligated to reply. I just like to know whats going on before I head to the office in the morning.

And telecommuting is funbags.
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 03, 2014, 04:18:22 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on October 03, 2014, 03:23:21 PM
Addicted to cheesy potatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY)

Poor dude. I wonder if she was like that when he met her? I had the sound off, at work.

She legitimately might live longer with a cocaine addiction.
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Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 04:24:16 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on October 03, 2014, 04:18:22 PM
She legitimately might live longer with a cocaine addiction.

She'd definitely look better.
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Post by: Badger on October 03, 2014, 11:24:08 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJDBp0yW1A
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Post by: Badger on October 04, 2014, 02:19:05 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/tHozbgj.gif)
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Post by: Badger on October 05, 2014, 01:26:28 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/WNJkhiv.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on October 05, 2014, 06:54:05 PM: Hahahaha
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 06, 2014, 07:12:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/OAHfPzu.png)
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Post by: Badger on October 06, 2014, 08:42:37 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSKReGF6Iww
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Post by: reuben on October 06, 2014, 08:58:35 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/TvMpUy1.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 07, 2014, 11:40:45 AM: (http://blogs.pjstar.com/eye/files/2014/10/100514_001.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 01:33:18 PM: http://mashable.com/2014/10/06/yes-thats-just-the-pet-lion-in-the-swimming-pool/

TIL that Melanie Griffith had to have 50 stitches in her face after being attacked by a lion.
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Post by: Badger on October 07, 2014, 01:57:48 PM: Where can I watch Roar?
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2014, 01:59:06 PM: They must have a huge derriere litter box.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 02:01:30 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 07, 2014, 01:57:48 PM
Where can I watch Roar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
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Post by: Badger on October 07, 2014, 02:12:41 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 02:01:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

God forbid I show up to a tailgate and you insist on showing me that to my face.

I will leave in a cop car. And you will have to suck bangers and mash through a straw. Fair trade. And no I'm not freaking with you.

USER WAS BANNED FOR MAKING THREATS
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Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2014, 02:35:34 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 07, 2014, 02:12:41 PM
God forbid I show up to a tailgate and you insist on showing me that to my face.

I will leave in a cop car. And you will have to suck bangers and mash through a straw. Fair trade. And no I'm not freaking with you.

USER WAS BANNED FOR MAKING THREATS

I can't even....
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Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 02:54:15 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on October 07, 2014, 02:35:34 PM
I can't even....

Bring your fists and your A game to the tailgate and I will freaking own you.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2014, 02:56:49 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 02:54:15 PM
Bring your fists and your A game to the tailgate and I will freaking own you.

I'm going to hide under IJR's hat.
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Post by: klaximilian on October 07, 2014, 03:20:14 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 07, 2014, 02:12:41 PM
God forbid I show up to a tailgate and you insist on showing me that to my face.

I will leave in a cop car. And you will have to suck bangers and mash through a straw. Fair trade. And no I'm not freaking with you.

USER WAS BANNED FOR MAKING THREATS

Hahahahahahaha.
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Post by: Badger on October 07, 2014, 07:45:14 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/m2TrydN.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2014, 08:25:17 PM: Women aren't funny.
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Post by: Badger on October 07, 2014, 08:49:17 PM: Quote from: Tommy on October 07, 2014, 08:25:17 PM
Women aren't funny.

You Don't Know Funny
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Post by: Badger on October 08, 2014, 09:39:05 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O3-Eula9FA
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Post by: Tommy on October 08, 2014, 09:42:38 AM: Hahahaha
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Post by: Koz on October 08, 2014, 10:17:12 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 02:54:15 PM
Bring your fists and your A game to the tailgate and I will freaking own you.

You just brought pee to a excrement fight.
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Post by: guinness77 on October 08, 2014, 10:40:08 AM: Quote from: Koz on October 08, 2014, 10:17:12 AM
You just brought pee to a excrement fight.
Wut?
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Post by: Badger on October 08, 2014, 10:41:54 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on October 08, 2014, 10:40:08 AM
Wut?

(http://trulysilly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/brought-pee-to-a-excrement-fight.gif)
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Post by: Badger on October 08, 2014, 02:02:13 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/5Gdz3Hh.png)
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Post by: Tommy on October 08, 2014, 06:26:33 PM: Hahahah
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Post by: Badger on October 08, 2014, 10:14:13 PM: Sometimes I remind my wife that I'm just a figment of her imagination. She hates that.
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Post by: Badger on October 10, 2014, 02:59:10 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5vf23UcO4
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Post by: Tommy on October 10, 2014, 06:53:35 PM: Hahahaa
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Post by: Fenwyr on October 11, 2014, 04:05:51 PM: Quote from: Tommy on October 08, 2014, 06:26:33 PM
Hahahah

Wasn't sure where that was going, but the payoff was worth it.
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Post by: Badger on October 12, 2014, 09:49:19 AM: nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBDKEn-TeQg
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 12, 2014, 05:13:03 PM: How the freak did you miss this Badger:

This is freaking hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMWl7XNz4w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMWl7XNz4w)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 12, 2014, 05:20:19 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 12, 2014, 05:13:03 PM
How the freak did you miss this Badger:

This is freaking hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMWl7XNz4w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMWl7XNz4w)

Is that guinness with her?
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 12, 2014, 05:27:22 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 12, 2014, 05:20:19 PM
Is that guinness with her?

Hahaha no comment, he might explode.
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Post by: Badger on October 12, 2014, 10:52:03 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/QWwiXxv.gif)
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Post by: NDMick on October 12, 2014, 11:27:36 PM: WYHI?
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Post by: IATA on October 12, 2014, 11:31:35 PM: i dont see why not.
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Post by: Badger on October 12, 2014, 11:37:00 PM: Might wear one of these to protect my face from her derriere.

(http://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/pistonstrouble.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 14, 2014, 12:38:43 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/fe088fa0ab65116dcfab259c650a96c2/tumblr_mxlq6vNfTL1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on October 14, 2014, 01:48:02 PM: Old as freak bruh
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Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2014, 02:03:23 PM: the grandma-cut is making a comeback.
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Post by: Tommy on October 14, 2014, 06:51:11 PM: http://screamer.deadspin.com/havoc-at-serbia-albania-as-match-interrupted-by-flag-ca-1646284088
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 15, 2014, 07:40:51 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/3STgUHv.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ons on October 15, 2014, 08:54:53 AM: Quote from: Tommy on October 14, 2014, 06:51:11 PM
http://screamer.deadspin.com/havoc-at-serbia-albania-as-match-interrupted-by-flag-ca-1646284088

Different video shows a fan attacking a player with a chair in the middle of the field. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDs5mwNRY7U
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Post by: Tommy on October 15, 2014, 09:08:37 AM: I liked seeing that the players kept their cool though. That could've ended a lot worse.
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Post by: Tommy on October 15, 2014, 09:26:48 AM: Also, the Serb fans were throwif excrement on the field the entire match and chanting "kill all fuckn Albanians! Kill all fuckn Albanians!"
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Post by: Johnny English on October 15, 2014, 11:35:56 AM: http://www.itv.com/news/london/update/2014-10-09/male-attacker-beaten-up-by-school-girl-when-he-grabbed-her-in-a-park/
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 15, 2014, 08:02:03 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/x6JsKV0.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on October 15, 2014, 11:56:25 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2jc9jk/tifu_by_trying_to_scare_the_wife_with_the_kids/
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 16, 2014, 08:58:05 AM: Quote from: Badger on October 15, 2014, 11:56:25 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2jc9jk/tifu_by_trying_to_scare_the_wife_with_the_kids/

He fucked up by not satisfying the wife, not trying to scare her.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 16, 2014, 08:59:56 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 16, 2014, 08:58:05 AM
He fucked up by not satisfying the wife, not trying to scare her.

Newsflash: women like masturbation too, regardless of how much sex they're getting.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 16, 2014, 09:02:31 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 16, 2014, 08:59:56 AM
Newsflash: women like masturbation too, regardless of how much sex they're getting.

Newsflash: You have no sense of humor.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2014, 04:34:59 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ctjcSZS.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2014, 08:29:27 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/wb9ksSj.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2014, 04:08:04 PM: http://rabbithole.deadspin.com/these-are-our-favorite-vines-1647761200
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 19, 2014, 06:15:04 PM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/c7f50111b250873fa10be9b1dcc15168/tumblr_nctt6iaq221r8og0ro1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2014, 08:27:22 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/fAWVe7t.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 21, 2014, 09:50:38 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/GXRlQzc.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2014, 09:53:08 PM: hahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2014, 12:12:26 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WcukJ4Vs-4
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on October 22, 2014, 06:14:57 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/QRmvpGk.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2014, 06:18:01 PM: I have no idea what's going on there, but it's amazing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on October 22, 2014, 06:36:05 PM: The story provides absolutely no insight. (http://www.visir.is/flips-car-in-parking-garage/article/2014141029556)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2014, 06:59:27 PM: The girl clearly knows what's coming. She gets out and is all like, "for freak's sake Dave, not this again".
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on October 22, 2014, 07:06:31 PM: When Dave sets his mind to something, there's no stopping him.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on October 22, 2014, 08:30:04 PM: Quote from: reuben on October 22, 2014, 06:14:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QRmvpGk.gif)

This is golder than gold itself.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 23, 2014, 10:16:39 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2k2qjm/reddit_whats_the_worst_thing_youve_accidentally/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on October 23, 2014, 03:21:12 PM: I once texted "Dorito Taco worth the DWI" to my boss by accident.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on October 23, 2014, 05:32:18 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/gz5tMWU.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on October 24, 2014, 09:07:58 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0tYEeqCcAA4Q7Y.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on October 24, 2014, 01:57:48 PM: High pressure three-point turn

(http://i.imgur.com/lj3hpXw.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 24, 2014, 08:40:10 PM: (http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/25/yqydugy4.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 26, 2014, 09:48:14 AM: Is that one of your dates Tommy?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2014, 10:22:19 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/60ZdzPG.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 26, 2014, 10:50:39 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 26, 2014, 09:48:14 AM
Is that one of your dates Tommy?

Haha. My whores don't advertise.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on October 27, 2014, 03:24:51 PM: Quote from: Tommy on October 24, 2014, 08:40:10 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/25/yqydugy4.jpg)

Asian version of The Scarlet Letter?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2014, 12:00:56 AM: Reading these titles had me crying.

http://www.reddit.com/r/titlegore/top/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on October 28, 2014, 12:51:47 AM: Quote from: Tommy on October 28, 2014, 12:00:56 AM
Reading these titles had me crying.

http://www.reddit.com/r/titlegore/top/

"Robin Williams, a giant Zelda fan who even named her daughter, Zelda Williams, after the Princess died today, age 63."

How does that even happen
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2014, 07:37:54 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/vnp2BUI.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2014, 07:57:38 PM: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-cleared-porn-possession-tiger-sex-video-revealed-costume-article-1.1989701
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on October 30, 2014, 01:11:59 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/shitduolingosays/top/?sort=top&t=all
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2014, 09:13:32 AM: I'm not an expert in religious ceremony, but I'm pretty sure this isn't how it's supposed to work:

http://globalnews.ca/news/1643228/pointe-claire-public-pool-baptism-under-fire/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2014, 10:13:58 AM: This is pretty funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OBZMh-fn1w ......... It gets away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OBZMh-fn1w)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Koz on October 30, 2014, 11:41:43 AM: Seems like alot of media outlets are talking about "Chevy Guy" today. Boy, does he look uncomfortable up there or what?

http://nypost.com/2014/10/30/hilariously-awkward-chevy-guy-steals-series-postgame-show/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2014, 11:52:36 AM: Hahahaha poor guy. I thought he was going to collapse at any momentZ
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2014, 12:48:44 PM: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sofia-roberts-was-exiled-to-siberia-by-her-parents-for-bad-behaviour-three-years-ago/story-fnq2oad4-1227107137384
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2014, 12:57:22 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 30, 2014, 12:48:44 PM
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sofia-roberts-was-exiled-to-siberia-by-her-parents-for-bad-behaviour-three-years-ago/story-fnq2oad4-1227107137384

Her parents are excrement, that's not even funny by accident.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2014, 01:26:59 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 30, 2014, 12:48:44 PM
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sofia-roberts-was-exiled-to-siberia-by-her-parents-for-bad-behaviour-three-years-ago/story-fnq2oad4-1227107137384

The parents should be deported to Siberia.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on October 30, 2014, 02:48:21 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B03w3pfIAAAKM4T.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on October 30, 2014, 11:45:31 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/zkJ0OqL.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 31, 2014, 12:05:11 AM: That's freaking horrible haha

Quote from: Jumbo on October 30, 2014, 11:45:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zkJ0OqL.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 31, 2014, 08:03:28 AM: http://www.examiner.com/article/area-51-scientist-s-deathbed-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs (http://www.examiner.com/article/area-51-scientist-s-deathbed-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 31, 2014, 03:21:56 PM: https://gma.yahoo.com/ups-driver-caught-mishandling--12k-package-on-video-124639162.html (https://gma.yahoo.com/ups-driver-caught-mishandling--12k-package-on-video-124639162.html)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2014, 08:13:43 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/WJA1niW.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2014, 06:01:33 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/11a776/not_sure_charlie_daniels_meant_for_this/c6ktop0
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Cane on November 02, 2014, 06:43:40 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 02, 2014, 06:01:33 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/11a776/not_sure_charlie_daniels_meant_for_this/c6ktop0

John Milton and many others explained the game between God and Satan a long time ago.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on November 03, 2014, 06:45:28 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/NzZlAGb.jpg)

Probably photoshopped, nevermind.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2014, 02:20:33 PM: Tommy is hard at work indulging his hobbies. Smooth move to pin it on MBGreen as well.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/hongkong/11203767/British-banker-Rurik-Jutting-suspected-of-American-Psycho-killings-in-Hong-Kong.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 03, 2014, 02:58:05 PM: A feel good story:

http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/man-invites-daughters-alleged-rapist-to-dinner-tortures-him-to-death/ (http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/man-invites-daughters-alleged-rapist-to-dinner-tortures-him-to-death/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 03, 2014, 03:01:31 PM: An idiot: "White pointers" are Australian for Great Whites and there were also Tiger Sharks which are arguably more dangerous:

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/man-surfs-dead-whale/ (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/man-surfs-dead-whale/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 11:19:34 PM: http://www.jerking.com/

its not porn. really.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2014, 08:08:10 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/9XDzLvU.jpg)

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/844caaa11b938777f873c22f376145d7/tumblr_my065prnnH1qg6tb5o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on November 04, 2014, 01:57:16 PM: (http://giant.gfycat.com/FearlessWhiteFrenchbulldog.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on November 05, 2014, 09:43:43 AM: Quote from: reuben on November 04, 2014, 01:57:16 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/FearlessWhiteFrenchbulldog.gif)

HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on November 05, 2014, 09:01:08 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/clickholeorbuzzfeed/

This sub was surprisingly hard to guess properly.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2014, 08:10:50 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw&app=desktop (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw&app=desktop)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on November 07, 2014, 10:44:16 AM: http://elitedaily.com/humor/the-most-epic-divorce-letter-ever-written/
I suspect this is fake, but it's hilarious nonetheless.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: klaximilian on November 07, 2014, 10:49:04 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on November 07, 2014, 10:44:16 AM
http://elitedaily.com/humor/the-most-epic-divorce-letter-ever-written/
I suspect this is fake, but it's hilarious nonetheless.

Holy excrement. That's amazing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on November 08, 2014, 12:37:20 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42NKwPJ9fSk
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 08, 2014, 01:32:26 PM: http://gfycat.com/YellowIdolizedFugu
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2014, 05:37:15 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 08, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
http://gfycat.com/YellowIdolizedFugu

Haaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 10, 2014, 12:15:38 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/1948185_10152377372297792_7946091218669266026_n.jpg?oh=4f78ffc8fc42a8d021a8f8c0c10d791b&oe=54EAD54A&__gda__=1423251611_58c908e2271e01a6a9a99a2abe1f6f46)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2014, 09:54:02 AM: http://deadspin.com/regatta-devolves-into-utter-chaos-1657724374
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on November 12, 2014, 10:08:35 AM: oh god not again

hahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 12, 2014, 11:01:46 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 08, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
http://gfycat.com/YellowIdolizedFugu

That's horrible. It's a freaking small child.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2014, 11:04:45 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 12, 2014, 11:01:46 AM
That's horrible. It's a freaking small child.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29974175
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 12, 2014, 12:30:56 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 12, 2014, 11:04:45 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29974175

Kind of a given that they'd do that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2014, 12:33:09 PM: I know, my point was that she was fine. So it's allowable to find it funny.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: klaximilian on November 12, 2014, 12:53:32 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 12, 2014, 12:33:09 PM
I know, my point was that she was fine. So it's allowable to find it funny.

I laughed pretty hard.

I'm definitely going to hell.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on November 12, 2014, 10:50:32 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAi8u0w0278
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2014, 08:15:37 AM: http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/courageous-baby-elephant-fends-14-lions/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2014, 07:47:35 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2m7h3g/tifu_by_ordering_a_stripper_for_my_18_year_old/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2014, 10:17:02 PM: Mildly nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eaWykg4LIQ
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 14, 2014, 07:27:43 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4PNhOwIPKk
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Scruggy on November 14, 2014, 12:21:20 PM: http://youtu.be/y5j5Gdg8i-0
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2014, 01:55:47 PM: http://www.homerbackingintothings.com/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 14, 2014, 02:23:36 PM: https://gma.yahoo.com/meet-elsa-kitten-survived-being-frozen-180300881--abc-news-pets.html (https://gma.yahoo.com/meet-elsa-kitten-survived-being-frozen-180300881--abc-news-pets.html)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2014, 02:39:36 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/hY9eXEY.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2014, 01:02:32 PM: "I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore"

http://i.imgur.com/qmduGAo.png
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 16, 2014, 01:17:45 PM: I googled anal vore. I still don't understand what it is but I'm now mildly disgusted.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2014, 01:23:21 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 16, 2014, 01:17:45 PM
I googled anal vore. I still don't understand what it is but I'm now mildly disgusted.

My understanding of vore is that it's a fetish about eating someone else or being eaten by someone else. So I think anal vore means switching out the mouth for an anus.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Pope on November 16, 2014, 03:26:42 PM: No way that's real... wtf
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2014, 06:38:27 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/EK7rJok.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: hawk on November 16, 2014, 07:55:55 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 12, 2014, 11:01:46 AM
That's horrible. It's a freaking small child.

How the freak does her parents duck out of the way?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on November 17, 2014, 06:53:30 PM: http://i.imgur.com/SPVgWNx.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/SPVgWNx.gifv)

Random russian dude sitting in the middle of god-knows-what, sipping his drink like a boss, calm as a hindu cow.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Cane on November 18, 2014, 06:34:46 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 17, 2014, 06:53:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SPVgWNx.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/SPVgWNx.gifv)

Random russian dude sitting in the middle of god-knows-what, sipping his drink like a boss, calm as a hindu cow.

This made no sense, yet I find it outstanding.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on November 19, 2014, 01:06:08 AM: Quote from: Cane on November 18, 2014, 06:34:46 PM
This made no sense, yet I find it outstanding.

Also pretty much my take.

WTF just happened there?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 19, 2014, 08:08:46 AM: This was pretty cool:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/strangers-lift-car-to-save-woman-s-life-184921879.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/strangers-lift-car-to-save-woman-s-life-184921879.html)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on November 19, 2014, 10:56:17 AM: https://gma.yahoo.com/photos/awkward-family-photos-thanksgiving-edition-1384882406-slideshow/ (https://gma.yahoo.com/photos/awkward-family-photos-thanksgiving-edition-1384882406-slideshow/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2014, 01:21:05 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/zp6vGK6.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on November 19, 2014, 02:11:15 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on November 19, 2014, 08:08:46 AM
This was pretty cool:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/strangers-lift-car-to-save-woman-s-life-184921879.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/strangers-lift-car-to-save-woman-s-life-184921879.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/BFslYO3.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on November 20, 2014, 04:17:37 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/mWPefaQ.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on November 20, 2014, 05:49:58 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 20, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mWPefaQ.gif)

JENGA!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 21, 2014, 10:38:48 PM: Anon has a fetish for women contemplating dog knees

http://i.imgur.com/F3SJkIy.png

http://imgur.com/gallery/tP1q4
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on November 22, 2014, 12:35:24 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 21, 2014, 10:38:48 PM
Anon has a fetish for women contemplating dog knees

http://i.imgur.com/F3SJkIy.png

http://imgur.com/gallery/tP1q4

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1357165/confused-o.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on November 22, 2014, 03:53:39 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/notreallyfamous/
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 22, 2014, 04:22:17 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwX_uZaIEAAEMBU.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on November 23, 2014, 12:42:53 AM: Hahahhaa

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Post by: bojanglesman on November 23, 2014, 01:06:55 PM: (http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/654682.png)
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Post by: Badger on November 25, 2014, 07:17:37 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Ebje5cN.jpg)
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Post by: reuben on November 25, 2014, 07:23:02 PM: Looking like a dude does, though.
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Post by: Johnny English on November 25, 2014, 07:38:16 PM: If you're wearing a cop uniform, I'm going to assume you're a cop. If you're wearing a dog collar, I'm going to assume you're a vicar. If you're wearing a Jets jersey, I'm going to assume you're a Jets fan.
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Post by: reuben on November 25, 2014, 10:01:15 PM: (http://giant.gfycat.com/BeneficialAccurateBrahmancow.gif)
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Post by: Badger on November 25, 2014, 11:02:56 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting/top/
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 26, 2014, 01:44:26 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/mCfaqus.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on November 26, 2014, 11:07:28 PM: Not sure where to put this, but Australian cricketer Philip Hughes just died today, a few days after being hit in the head by a ball. He was wearing a helmet at the time.

Awful. 25 years old.

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Post by: Johnny English on November 26, 2014, 11:51:19 PM: Yeah, it's terrible. He was an up and coming star and by all accounts a lovely guy.

I know cricket has the reputation of being a very slow and genteel sport, but a cricket ball is slightly smaller and slightly heavier than a baseball. It's a cork core bound tightly with string, lacquered and then covered in a stitched leather case. When it leaves the hand of a top bowler it's going at close to 100mph, it pitches on the wicket and then rears up in a variety of unpredictable directions. It's entirely legal to bowl bouncers (a short pitched delivery designed to arrive at the batsman at head height, known in cricket as "playing him some chin music") and it takes around 0.4 seconds to travel the 22 yards from bowler to batsman. I've played school and club cricket and bowlers delivering the ball at half the speed of the top guys were terrifying.

This was a freak accident, the ball somehow hit him underneath the helmet. I don't know how it happened but it's an awful thing.
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2014, 10:26:33 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnG6U-2-1pI
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Post by: Badger on December 02, 2014, 06:33:22 PM: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 02, 2014, 06:50:52 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 02, 2014, 06:33:22 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

Most of them might have some reason behind it, but spanking? What the hell is wrong with a little consensual spanking? I consider myself mildly prudish, but spanking?

Replace spanking with British women giving head and the list would be somewhat acceptable.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 02, 2014, 07:32:17 PM: Nothing wrong with British women giving head, all those missing teeth make for a great experience.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 02, 2014, 07:34:28 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 02, 2014, 07:32:17 PM
Nothing wrong with British women giving head, all those missing teeth make for a great experience.

You have an alarm set when a sentence includes British, English and teeth.
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2014, 10:48:32 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/tQBIjLB.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2014, 12:29:21 PM: He's gonna get some.
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Burgers
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Post by: IATA on December 03, 2014, 12:35:00 PM: he looks super excited to be there.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 03, 2014, 12:36:08 PM: At least the guy is going to get sucked off while he eats a cheeseburger. From the looks of him that's his biggest fantasy.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2014, 12:37:20 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 03, 2014, 12:36:08 PM
At least the guy is going to get sucked off while he eats a cheeseburger. From the looks of him that's his biggest fantasy.
That's most every guy's fantasy. Mine too. I just don't weigh 900 lbs.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 03, 2014, 12:41:42 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 03, 2014, 12:37:20 PM
That's most every guy's fantasy. Mine too. I just don't weigh 900 lbs.

Mine is Pizza.
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2014, 12:52:16 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 03, 2014, 12:41:42 PM
Mine is Pizza.

Bullshit, we all know about the tiny pickles.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 03, 2014, 12:59:42 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 03, 2014, 12:52:16 PM
Bullshit, we all know about the tiny pickles.

That didn't involve getting sucked off though:

Quote
I dream of standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 03, 2014, 01:12:06 PM: That's still one of the funniest things ever posted on JO. Granted the bar is low, but still.
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Post by: Scruggy on December 04, 2014, 07:14:56 AM: Quote from: Badger on December 03, 2014, 10:48:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tQBIjLB.jpg)

Oh, God, YES!
The stains on that 5x T-shirt add volumes!
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Post by: Koz on December 04, 2014, 07:24:50 AM: Is it me or if you look at the girl on the left and the right quickly do they look like the same person?

Also, when did Jonnyd shave his beard?
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Post by: Tommy on December 04, 2014, 07:28:18 AM: Hahaha I want more information too. Did he enter a contest or was it random?

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Post by: bojanglesman on December 04, 2014, 10:09:51 AM: In a cruel twist of fate, God felt the need to make this guy bald too.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2014, 10:15:33 AM: It's like someone put a head on top of Koz's hed.
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Post by: Badger on December 05, 2014, 02:33:56 PM: http://youtu.be/qGXzT1FdJsk
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Post by: IATA on December 06, 2014, 02:09:38 PM: Courtesy Matt
http://crabalien.ytmnd.com/
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Post by: Badger on December 07, 2014, 11:51:37 AM: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-hospitalized-thousands-evacuated-in-gas-leak-at-rosemont-hotel-20141207-story.html
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2014, 06:22:29 PM: Furfest...
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2014, 12:22:49 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/IFbbXkz.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2014, 12:19:04 AM: Got to love Australia.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-09/man-directs-traffic-using-frozen-peas-darwin/5953566
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Post by: Tommy on December 09, 2014, 12:39:35 AM: http://nypost.com/2014/12/08/creepy-scarecrows-replace-people-in-dying-town/

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Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2014, 09:16:11 AM: Why?

http://www.incrediblethings.com/food/this-gold-pill-makes-you-poop-glitter/
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2014, 09:22:57 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 09, 2014, 09:16:11 AM
Why?

http://www.incrediblethings.com/food/this-gold-pill-makes-you-poop-glitter/

I am sorry but that is funny as hell.
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Post by: Badger on December 09, 2014, 09:50:19 AM: Quote from: Tommy on December 09, 2014, 12:39:35 AM
http://nypost.com/2014/12/08/creepy-scarecrows-replace-people-in-dying-town/

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Damnit, Japan.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2014, 10:45:22 AM: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/08/swastika-swimming-pool-brazil-_n_6288498.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/05/world/americas/brazil-swastika-pool/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/05/world/americas/brazil-swastika-pool/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)
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Post by: Badger on December 10, 2014, 08:14:17 AM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_India
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Post by: Jetaho on December 10, 2014, 12:07:05 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYcsW48HHXM&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYcsW48HHXM&feature=youtu.be)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 01:23:59 PM: http://news.sky.com/story/1390028/us-navy-laser-blasts-drone-out-of-the-sky

The real WTF here is that you called a ship the USS Ponce. Does that word mean something different to you guys than it does to me?
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Post by: Badger on December 11, 2014, 01:34:16 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 01:23:59 PM
http://news.sky.com/story/1390028/us-navy-laser-blasts-drone-out-of-the-sky

The real WTF here is that you called a ship the USS Ponce. Does that word mean something different to you guys than it does to me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Ponce_%28LPD-15%29#Construction
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Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 01:41:26 PM: Ah, that makes sense.

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ponce
päns/
British informal
noun
noun: ponce; plural noun: ponces

1.
derogatory
an effeminate man.
2.
a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 03:50:06 PM: What. The. freak. Is. This.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/11/brendan-jordan-american-apparel_n_6289854.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
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Post by: Badger on December 11, 2014, 03:53:05 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 03:50:06 PM
What. The. freak. Is. This.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/11/brendan-jordan-american-apparel_n_6289854.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Avatar material, that's what it is.
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Post by: Badger on December 11, 2014, 03:58:07 PM: Also, his stank face isn't even that good. 2 honks, 2.5 at best.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 04:01:25 PM: TIL the expression "stank face".
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Post by: Badger on December 11, 2014, 04:02:55 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 04:01:25 PM
TIL the expression "stank face".

(https://bronasvalanciunas.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/013013raptors2.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2014, 05:30:49 PM: Check out this proud Canadian:

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/11/984d3a8de4966f445521f18241e06428.jpg)

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Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2014, 06:50:08 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 11, 2014, 05:30:49 PM
Check out this proud Canadian:

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/11/984d3a8de4966f445521f18241e06428.jpg)

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No jean jacket. 1.5 honks.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 11, 2014, 07:00:50 PM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/c05b843772f25984dffcd536d12bb447/tumblr_ngftacwNTp1tk2p33o1_1280.png)
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Post by: Badger on December 11, 2014, 07:02:23 PM: Hahahahahahaha
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Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2014, 07:02:51 PM: lolololololol

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Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2014, 07:17:07 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on December 11, 2014, 07:00:50 PM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/c05b843772f25984dffcd536d12bb447/tumblr_ngftacwNTp1tk2p33o1_1280.png)
excrement is real:

http://drginodds.com
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2014, 07:19:01 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/iCExG.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 11, 2014, 10:16:25 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 03:50:06 PM
What. The. freak. Is. This.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/11/brendan-jordan-american-apparel_n_6289854.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Get Tom Brady to model that excrement.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 13, 2014, 12:18:44 AM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/39bd0707d200884a3875d59984764c94/tumblr_ngi8q1hHL31qewacoo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on December 13, 2014, 12:51:09 AM: The poster's dad was born in '77? Damn. Talk about excrement that makes you feel old.

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Post by: Heismanberg on December 13, 2014, 01:04:58 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiC9X_MoE1M
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Post by: reuben on December 13, 2014, 07:59:48 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/aDDixHF.gif)
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Post by: reuben on December 13, 2014, 08:07:23 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on December 13, 2014, 01:04:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiC9X_MoE1M

That's some quality satire right thurr
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Post by: Badger on December 14, 2014, 11:26:33 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDdhgdxeQI
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Post by: Jetaho on December 15, 2014, 05:32:34 PM: http://www.outsideonline.com/snow/snow-report/Cody-Townsend-Skis-the-Line-of-the-Year.html (http://www.outsideonline.com/snow/snow-report/Cody-Townsend-Skis-the-Line-of-the-Year.html)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2014, 09:01:56 PM: I have no words.

http://www.elkharttruth.com/news/indiana/2014/12/10/35-years-for-Indiana-man-in-Russian-roulette-death.html
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Post by: Badger on December 15, 2014, 09:04:08 PM: Authorities said Saye put a handgun, loaded with five rounds, to White’s head and pulled the trigger, killing him. Court documents say other party-goers warned Saye that a semi-automatic pistol would not work for the game.

...
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Post by: Johnny English on December 16, 2014, 01:36:37 PM: http://www.dailydot.com/lol/cards-against-humanity-bullshit/
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Post by: Badger on December 16, 2014, 08:33:59 PM: Topical humor!

(http://puu.sh/dwXTE/5163fe481a.png)
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 16, 2014, 08:38:44 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 16, 2014, 08:33:59 PM
Topical humor!

(http://puu.sh/dwXTE/5163fe481a.png)
Took me a sec. It was 100 by the time I got it.
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Post by: Tommy on December 16, 2014, 11:42:58 PM: I don't get it

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Post by: Badger on December 16, 2014, 11:50:32 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 16, 2014, 11:42:58 PM
I don't get it

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Russia's currency be fucked, yo.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2014, 08:18:18 AM: Does this make me a dirty old man?

http://insidegrind.com/nfl-cheerleader-wardrobe-malfunctions/
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2014, 10:02:02 AM: Go Clinton Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Bill-Clinton-with-young-blonde-and-her-mom-Twitter-665x385.jpg)

If I was him, I would hit it while the mother watched.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2014, 10:34:21 AM: This is a cool story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/18/student-homeless-man-robbie-dominique-harrison-bentzen_n_6344330.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
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Post by: Badger on December 18, 2014, 02:09:44 PM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html
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Post by: Pope on December 18, 2014, 02:53:09 PM: Looks exactly like her.
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Post by: Badger on December 19, 2014, 04:34:08 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/kr5C5VN.png)
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Post by: insanity on December 20, 2014, 11:11:37 AM: How to get cleavage if you don't have funbags
http://9gag.com/gag/aPynYoV (http://9gag.com/gag/aPynYoV)
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Post by: Badger on December 22, 2014, 12:16:31 PM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Gay,_West_Virginia
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 22, 2014, 10:50:28 PM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/46cbae50709ff7b6b34ed4d93e87220f/tumblr_ngp8bsfcbT1qcmcf6o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 23, 2014, 12:38:38 AM: GTFO that person can't be that freaking stupid. The tattoo artist .............come on this is hurting my brain.
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Post by: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 08:30:47 AM: I did tell you guys about the kid who spelled enough two different ways in consecutive sentences on a paper he wrote for me right?

The first was inuf, the second was inup. Some of those kids have significant spelling issues.

As for the tattoo artist, if they didn't ask why it probably didmt make sens
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Post by: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 08:31:31 AM: Quote from: Badger on December 19, 2014, 04:34:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kr5C5VN.png)

This is hilarious.
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Post by: Hemi on December 23, 2014, 09:37:19 AM: Quote from: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 08:30:47 AM
I did tell you guys about the kid who spelled enough two different ways in consecutive sentences on a paper he wrote for me right?

The first was inuf, the second was inup. Some of those kids have significant spelling issues.

As for the tattoo artist, if they didn't ask why it probably didmt make sens

How old is the kid, that is pretty bad.
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Post by: Badger on December 23, 2014, 09:44:15 AM: Quote from: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 08:30:47 AM
I did tell you guys about the kid who spelled enough two different ways in consecutive sentences on a paper he wrote for me right?

The first was inuf, the second was inup. Some of those kids have significant spelling issues.

As for the tattoo artist, if they didn't ask why it probably didmt make sens

My boss spelled bizarre as "bazaar" and "bizzar" in consecutive emails.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 23, 2014, 09:47:31 AM: My boss's email spelling is awful, but I'm not sure whether it's because he's illiterate or because he seems to type with his fists.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 23, 2014, 10:48:05 AM: http://www.inquisitr.com/1699501/road-rage-woman-terrorizes-two-girls-on-i-80-in-harrowing-video/
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Post by: Badger on December 23, 2014, 10:56:39 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/H2Gr8sS.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on December 23, 2014, 02:09:39 PM: http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna
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Post by: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 06:02:05 PM: Quote from: Hemi on December 23, 2014, 09:37:19 AM
How old is the kid, that is pretty bad.

He's 17 now, but was still 16 in September when he did that.

I also had a girl turn in a paper with "threw" in place of through. She had me look through her paper and I told her she had the wrong "threw" she said she didn't know of any other kind of threw.

I was floored, she's a 19 year old super senior who thinks she's graduating this year. If that happens it's going to take a near miracle change in her academic involvement.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 23, 2014, 06:03:29 PM: I have kids that think tomorrow is spelled like this: "tomah"
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Post by: Libero_2 on December 23, 2014, 06:20:07 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on December 23, 2014, 06:03:29 PM
I have kids that think tomorrow is spelled like this: "tomah"

Some Inner city kids that I work with have serious spelling deficiencies. I don't even see most of it, as I'm a science teacher and we don't write much
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 25, 2014, 04:30:01 PM: http://www.enjoygram.com/m/878661372893703879_494988050
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Post by: Pope on December 25, 2014, 05:32:30 PM: Hahaha he gave her the freaking stone cold stunner
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 25, 2014, 05:45:41 PM: Quote from: Pope on December 25, 2014, 05:32:30 PM
Hahaha he gave her the freaking stone cold stunner
STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!!
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 29, 2014, 08:18:42 PM: Quote from: Badger on September 09, 2014, 09:41:38 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/punchablefaces/

Josh McDaniels

(http://www.rotoworld.com/images/headshots/NFL/9281.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 30, 2014, 10:45:03 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/heJMmEO.png)
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Post by: Jumbo on December 31, 2014, 01:21:46 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5KFAj_HNM
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Post by: Tommy on January 01, 2015, 03:55:05 PM: This woman on my flight has been knitting this damn thing. Where's this from? Lord of the rings?

[attachment deleted by admin]
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 01, 2015, 04:32:08 PM: ^Tolkien, yes, but The Lonely Mountain figures more in The Hobbit.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2015, 05:14:31 PM: Also, that looks more like needlecraft than knitting.
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Post by: Tommy on January 01, 2015, 05:56:32 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 01, 2015, 05:14:31 PM
Also, that looks more like needlecraft than knitting.

You're so gay for knowing that.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2015, 06:02:28 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 01, 2015, 05:56:32 PM
You're so gay for knowing that.

My Mum is really into all that kind of stuff. I know a number of gay men and as far as I'm aware none of them have the slightest interest in needlecraft, cross stitch, knitting or any other related hobby, so I'm not sure that knowledge of handicrafts has any correlation to liking rooster.
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Post by: IATA on January 01, 2015, 06:45:34 PM: That explanation was super gay

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
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Post by: Jumbo on January 02, 2015, 01:35:30 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tsFeEr9FHQ

wtf is this
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2015, 10:25:23 PM: http://wtkr.com/2015/01/02/rape-suspect-brutally-beaten-by-victims-boyfriend/

Guy looks dead.

(https://localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/r1.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2015, 10:16:40 PM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/82b16c428ff179bf85e739684ceabc54/tumblr_nh4epmLXo91skpwzjo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on January 04, 2015, 10:30:30 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 02, 2015, 10:25:23 PM
http://wtkr.com/2015/01/02/rape-suspect-brutally-beaten-by-victims-boyfriend/

Guy looks dead.

(https://localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/r1.jpg)

"Deputies say the boyfriend was acting in defense of the victim."

Good call by the police in this instance.
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Post by: reuben on January 04, 2015, 11:15:06 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 02, 2015, 10:25:23 PM
http://wtkr.com/2015/01/02/rape-suspect-brutally-beaten-by-victims-boyfriend/

Guy looks dead.

(https://localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/r1.jpg)

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A man apparently found the suspect in a bedroom on top of his girlfriend. Police said the boyfriend then started striking the suspect with his fist and drove him from the house to the front lawn.

Police said the boyfriend then started striking the suspect with his fist and drove him from the house to the front lawn.

Such an epic beatdown it had to start twice. Or it was a multi-dimensional beatdown.
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Post by: Jetaho on January 06, 2015, 04:16:39 PM: http://gawker.com/saved-by-the-bells-screech-is-going-to-trial-for-stabbi-1677663945 (http://gawker.com/saved-by-the-bells-screech-is-going-to-trial-for-stabbi-1677663945)

Dustin Diamond posted bail, but he's not going very far—a judge ruled Monday that he'll have to stand trial after allegedly stabbing a man with a switchblade over the holidays.

Cops arrested Diamond—best known for his roles on the seminal television show Saved By the Bell and the seminal sex tape Saved by the Smell [Ed. note—not a joke title]—after he and his fiancée began "tussling" with two other patrons at a Milwaukee bar on Dec 26.

Diamond later told cops he stabbed the man accidentally while defending his fiancée.

He's reportedly been charged second-degree recklessly endangering safety, disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon and could face jail time.

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--u8M2c-Yv--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hkjda9fnyao5cmp075mf.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 12, 2015, 10:01:14 AM: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/arrest-warrant-9-year-old_n_6455890.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
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Post by: Badger on January 12, 2015, 02:38:57 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/FellowKids/top/
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Post by: Jetaho on January 14, 2015, 09:26:17 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkOwoZLey0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkOwoZLey0)
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Post by: Tommy on January 14, 2015, 09:28:26 PM: Does it not snow in Scotland?
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Post by: Johnny English on January 14, 2015, 09:42:10 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 14, 2015, 09:28:26 PM
Does it not snow in Scotland?

Are you and dcm competing to see who can be the most dumb tonight? (dcm's still in the lead.)
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Post by: Tommy on January 14, 2015, 09:47:47 PM: I don't get it.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 14, 2015, 09:50:53 PM: Obviously. Have you actually googled where Sligo is?
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2015, 10:17:15 PM: Hahahahaha
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Post by: Badger on January 15, 2015, 09:36:18 AM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip
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Post by: Tommy on January 15, 2015, 10:21:09 AM: I remember hearing about that. Crazy.
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Post by: Badger on January 18, 2015, 09:42:56 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/ZArMadp.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 19, 2015, 04:29:21 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/SquirrelsEatingPizza
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2015, 04:56:22 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/7Y0daNC.png)
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Post by: Cane on January 21, 2015, 09:42:21 PM: (http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/21/b1987d761580ef98deeb7a7723a9e18b.jpg)

That ctrl c isn't as automatic as it seems.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2015, 09:44:24 PM: I saw that earlier. What an idiot.
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Post by: Badger on January 22, 2015, 06:47:41 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/t6OlwZK.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2015, 06:52:57 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 22, 2015, 06:47:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t6OlwZK.jpg)

lmaoooooooooooo
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2015, 07:35:30 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 22, 2015, 06:47:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t6OlwZK.jpg)

This is awesome, a librarian with a sense of humor.
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Post by: Badger on January 23, 2015, 08:39:11 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/
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Post by: IATA on January 23, 2015, 08:44:22 AM: that is actually what anonymous is doing in these wars they keep claiming
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2015, 09:09:49 AM: Hahahah wow Bluto Blutarski is alive and well:

https://gma.yahoo.com/inside-frat-party-caused-75-000-damage-ski-130900800--abc-news-topstories.html
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2015, 09:16:16 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 22, 2015, 06:47:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t6OlwZK.jpg)

That's what they called it when I was in elementary school. We had SQUIRT every day at school. They still do at a ton of schools.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 23, 2015, 09:18:53 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2015, 09:16:16 AM
That's what they called it when I was in elementary school. We had SQUIRT every day at school. They still do at a ton of schools.

Silent
Sustained
Reading
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Post by: Badger on January 23, 2015, 09:28:54 AM: In my day they didn't need acronyms/initialisms to tell us to shut the freak up and read.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2015, 09:56:04 AM: Squirt movies are cool.
That said back in the day if they wanted you to shut up and read, they just told you to shut your freaking mouth.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 23, 2015, 10:02:10 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/mpX3RlH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/zZVgbLN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/xsYrt9n.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/LnlQTwx.png)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2015, 10:56:04 AM: Curtain of distraction, I think it's pretty hilarious.

http://fat.gfycat.com/FemaleSpiffyBluetickcoonhound.webm (http://fat.gfycat.com/FemaleSpiffyBluetickcoonhound.webm)(http://fat.gfycat.com/FemaleSpiffyBluetickcoonhound.webm)
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Post by: Badger on January 23, 2015, 07:13:08 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2tewd5/took_a_picture_of_my_friends_eye_ended_up_getting/
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Post by: Badger on January 24, 2015, 07:56:56 PM: (http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/24/594ad10cfa7eea0a468ee6547dc333e4.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on January 24, 2015, 08:15:19 PM: lolololololololol
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 26, 2015, 03:36:44 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/82b16c428ff179bf85e739684ceabc54/tumblr_nh4epmLXo91skpwzjo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Hemi on January 26, 2015, 03:44:23 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on January 23, 2015, 10:02:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mpX3RlH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/zZVgbLN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/xsYrt9n.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/LnlQTwx.png)

Holy excrement another winner
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 01:23:43 PM: freaking maniacs, video of a couple of maniacs going over 200 mph and crashing:

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/lamborghini-hurac-n-wrecked-200-mph-posted-sale-173005821.html
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Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2015, 02:14:05 PM: Top Gear tested the Huracan on Sunday's show, they didn't like it that much.
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 27, 2015, 07:26:42 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 01:23:43 PM
freaking maniacs, video of a couple of maniacs going over 200 mph and crashing:

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/lamborghini-hurac-n-wrecked-200-mph-posted-sale-173005821.html

Did I just watch a snuff film?
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Post by: NDMick on January 27, 2015, 10:45:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 27, 2015, 02:14:05 PM
Top Gear tested the Huracan on Sunday's show, they didn't like it that much.

Patagonia special was great.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2015, 11:25:55 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on January 27, 2015, 07:26:42 PM
Did I just watch a snuff film?

Nah I am pretty sure both lived and in hospital, I wouldn't have posted if there's a death involved. That's bad juju and poor form, more of the former though.
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Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 01:52:35 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/IDrawMuhammad/
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Post by: Badger on January 29, 2015, 06:38:40 AM: http://www.clickhole.com/article/science-ftw-archaeologists-have-uncovered-bones-pr-1795
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 29, 2015, 07:44:51 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 29, 2015, 06:38:40 AM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/science-ftw-archaeologists-have-uncovered-bones-pr-1795

Is that site just another version of The Onion?
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Post by: Badger on January 29, 2015, 08:19:55 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 29, 2015, 07:44:51 AM
Is that site just another version of The Onion?

It is The Onion. It's their Buzzfeed clickbait counterpart.
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Post by: NDMick on January 29, 2015, 10:19:57 AM: http://i.imgur.com/uOqkOpC.gif
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Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 04:27:36 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/UieUd0s.gif)
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Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 06:52:53 PM: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-state-student-cited-on-campus-porn-article-1.2096761

Quote
Sunderland, 19, got cited by Oregon State Police on Tuesday after someone tipped them off to the clip.

WHAT KIND OF freaking MONSTER WOULD REPORT THIS TO THE POLICE
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Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2015, 07:34:40 PM: The video is still available, just search her name on Pornhub. Or so I'm told.

Also, this is a thing:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/new-style-Pantyhose-tights-for-men-built-in-penis-sleeve-and-ball-bag-/191496113755?pt=UK_Women_s_Lingerie&hash=item2c960ece5b
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Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 11:03:10 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 30, 2015, 07:34:40 PM
The video is still available, just search her name on Pornhub. Or so I'm told.

That's not my issue, it's just upsetting to know that there's someone out there whose first reaction to seeing the video was "I must inform the authorities."
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Post by: reuben on January 31, 2015, 12:02:08 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 30, 2015, 11:03:10 PM
That's not my issue, it's just upsetting to know that there's someone out there whose first reaction to seeing the video was "I must inform the authorities."

Basic bitches be jealous.
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Post by: insanity on January 31, 2015, 08:00:35 AM: Quote from: reuben on January 31, 2015, 12:02:08 AM
Basic bitches be jealous.

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/09/0954f3a7cf060ce9d8e57c4e2adbee10217630c07129e898aa7d265b9f6bfae5.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 31, 2015, 11:10:42 AM: Pretty sure the term basic bitches can be used anywhere applicable.
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Post by: reuben on January 31, 2015, 02:37:45 PM: Quote from: insanity on January 31, 2015, 08:00:35 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/09/0954f3a7cf060ce9d8e57c4e2adbee10217630c07129e898aa7d265b9f6bfae5.jpg)

I didn't even know there was a meme.
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Post by: NDMick on January 31, 2015, 02:58:33 PM: she looks like a lot of fun
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Post by: Badger on January 31, 2015, 10:44:25 PM: (http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/31/e8ddfa9bddf637ed6c593e124236023a.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2015, 09:55:38 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/LLWvNEV.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on February 02, 2015, 03:02:42 PM: https://www.google.com/get/cardboard/
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Post by: Johnny English on February 03, 2015, 10:23:21 AM: The video is brilliantly mad.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 03, 2015, 10:38:00 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 03, 2015, 10:23:21 AM
The video is brilliantly mad.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html

This is much much better and from the same website, lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2935915/Grin-bare-Pub-patrons-cheered-couple-sex-office-street-lights-on.html?ito=video_player_click
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Post by: NDMick on February 03, 2015, 01:23:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 03, 2015, 10:23:21 AM
The video is brilliantly mad.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html

The ending was perfect
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 03, 2015, 02:37:38 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/health/the-puzzling-link-between-hiv-diagnoses-and-109987894272.html
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Post by: reuben on February 03, 2015, 03:03:57 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2015, 07:57:24 AM: This is pretty sick, a dash cam showing a plane clipping a bridge, really crazy:

https://screen.yahoo.com/survivors-rescued-transasia-plane-crash-100703252.html
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Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2015, 01:22:46 PM: Yeah that's insane.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2015, 02:48:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/KjbGH69.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on February 05, 2015, 02:15:04 AM: http://i.imgur.com/KxmYhpu.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/KxmYhpu.gifv)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2015, 08:30:39 AM: Probably one of the most bizarre stories I have ever read:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-charged-fake-kidnap-plot-scare-too-nice-child-n301281 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-charged-fake-kidnap-plot-scare-too-nice-child-n301281)

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[ privacy ] (http://www.nbcuni.com/privacy/) News (http://www.nbcnews.com/news) /U.S. news an hour Family Charged in Fake Kidnap Plot to Scare 'Too Nice' Child Arrests made in hoax kidnapping of boy, 6 TODAY A 6-year-old Missouri boy was led to believe he'd been kidnapped, shown a gun, and threatened with being sold into "sex slavery" — and it was all part of an alleged plot to teach the boy a lesson because he was "too nice" to strangers, authorities said.

Deputies from the Lincoln County Sheriff's Office on Wednesday first questioned the boy's aunt, mother, grandmother and a 23-year-old man for their alleged roles in child's four-hour ordeal on Monday, the sheriff's office said.

The sheriff's office said the boy's aunt, Denise Kroutil, 38, enlisted the help of a co-worker, Nathan Wynn Firoved, 23, to stage a kidnapping to scare the child, and that the boy's mother, Elizabeth Hupp, 25, and grandmother, Rose Brewer, 58, agreed with the scheme.

On Monday, Firoved allegedly kidnapped the child after he got off a school bus and said he would never "see his mommy again," authorities said. Firoved also showed a handgun to the now-sobbing boy, then drove around in his truck, and finally tied him up and covered his face with a jacket when the child wouldn't stop crying.

The blindfolded child was then taken to family's home, put in the basement, and his aunt allegedly removed the child's pants and told him he could be sold into "sex slavery," the sheriff's office said. The boy was eventually led upstairs and lectured about the dangers strangers could pose.

Family members told deputies Wednesday they only wanted to educate the boy, according to the sheriff's office. The sheriff's office said in a statement that the boy was "terrorized."

(http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_06/878631/150206-fake-kidnapping-mugs-1255a_5ae2bc7bbc8eac613a1f7e67c7117512.nbcnews-ux-880-600.jpg)

Lincoln County Sheriff's Office Top: Elizabeth Hupp, Denise Kroutil; Bottom: Rose Brewer, Nathan Wynn Firoved All four were charged Thursday with felony kidnapping and child abuse, and were being held in lieu of $250,000 bail, according to police and court records. Firoved, Brewer and Kroutil were also charged with felonious restraint. Court records online did not list attorneys for any of the four. Attempts to contact family members were unsuccessful.

Deputies were called to the home Wednesday after the boy told officials at school, and they contacted the state Division of Family Services, the sheriff's office said. The child was taken from the home. — Phil Helsel First published February 6th 2015, 12:02 am
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 06, 2015, 08:32:54 AM: ^Right where they belong. Prison.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2015, 08:37:02 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 06, 2015, 08:32:54 AM
^Right where they belong. Prison.

If a crew was ever in dire need of a good prison rape it's those 4 jackasses.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 06, 2015, 08:45:34 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 06, 2015, 08:37:02 AM
If a crew was ever in dire need of a good prison rape it's those 4 jackasses.
Depending on the prison, that's probably on it's way to happening. Apparently prisoners don't like people that mess with kids. It's in the criminal's code of conduct manual.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2015, 09:05:43 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 06, 2015, 08:45:34 AM
Depending on the prison, that's probably on it's way to happening. Apparently prisoners don't like people that mess with kids. It's in the criminal's code of conduct manual.

God I hope so.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2015, 01:14:54 PM: Hahaha, this dude got caught cheating on his wife and she's a tad angry, this was an Audi R8, $115,000 car:

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/wife-demolishes-cheating-husband-audi-r8-not-fast-163602220.html

(https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bftHbnCO1Ig.hCtEZnTGHA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTY1MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/autos/2015-02-09/5e8e38d0-b087-11e4-8ea6-8d5203e7df01_15-2.jpg)

(https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/d3knDzzy20Q61XCTalj8JA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTQyMDtpbD1wbGFuZTtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz03MjA-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/autos/2015-02-09/88d2e180-b088-11e4-8ea6-8d5203e7df01_audi-r8-vandalized.jpg)
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Post by: Pope on February 09, 2015, 09:54:06 PM: I wonder if she has to foot the 30k repair bill
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Post by: Badger on February 09, 2015, 10:07:05 PM: Quote from: Pope on February 09, 2015, 09:54:06 PM
I wonder if she has to foot the 30k repair bill

#pussypass
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on February 10, 2015, 01:01:51 PM: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/saudi-historian-us-women-drive-because-they-dont-care-if-theyre-raped/ar-AA9cEOj (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/saudi-historian-us-women-drive-because-they-dont-care-if-theyre-raped/ar-AA9cEOj)
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Post by: Badger on February 10, 2015, 09:39:58 PM: http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-jokes-childrens-shows-you-didnt-get-kid-1373
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 11, 2015, 01:48:58 PM: Watch this.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/dr-phil-without-dialogue-is-haunting-performance-art-1685062321
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on February 11, 2015, 03:31:51 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 11, 2015, 01:48:58 PM
Watch this.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/dr-phil-without-dialogue-is-haunting-performance-art-1685062321

With or without dialog, I was laughing at how mummified Dr Phil looks now.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 11, 2015, 04:48:18 PM: Two words: Walmart headbutt

http://youtu.be/NICdeSMcNAc
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Cane on February 11, 2015, 05:15:25 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 11, 2015, 04:48:18 PM
Two words: Walmart headbutt

http://youtu.be/NICdeSMcNAc
"Yo MOMMA'S a bitch."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on February 11, 2015, 09:24:23 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 11, 2015, 01:48:58 PM
Watch this.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/dr-phil-without-dialogue-is-haunting-performance-art-1685062321

Ah, I just came here to post this. So freaking great.
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Post by: Coach K on February 13, 2015, 07:33:11 AM: Creepy Japanese Furby Commercial: http://youtu.be/IHbaBd3h0FU
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 13, 2015, 07:44:41 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWoKqrs7Emg
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 13, 2015, 11:44:05 PM: The greatest troll I've ever seen:

http://www.reddit.com/r/kenm
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on February 14, 2015, 05:50:35 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 16, 2015, 10:14:48 AM: https://gfycat.com/DisfiguredDeadlyIndiancow
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on February 16, 2015, 01:47:31 PM: (http://imageshack.com/a/img661/1839/GrDoEY.jpg)
I'm not particularly religious but this picture is kinda nuts. I'm looking for some kind of evidence that someone did this by hand but can't find any reason to think this is the case. Weird.

It's outside a church by a children's cancer hospital in Council Bluffs, IA.
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Post by: Badger on February 16, 2015, 01:56:47 PM: (http://cache.spreadshirt.com/users/1872000/1871883/383555/img/383555_20120312113725.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on February 16, 2015, 03:40:05 PM: http://i.imgur.com/5h5Ilq9.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/5h5Ilq9.gifv)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on February 17, 2015, 04:36:50 PM: https://twitter.com/WorIdStarVidz/status/567580884610863105
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on February 17, 2015, 04:42:19 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on February 17, 2015, 04:36:50 PM
https://twitter.com/WorIdStarVidz/status/567580884610863105

hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on February 21, 2015, 03:15:13 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/8576d2c9ca5263b09cc4eac8cd49696a/tumblr_nk312nRTt81rw8nv2o1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on February 21, 2015, 05:20:07 PM: Margaritaville REMIX: http://youtu.be/BlM-qoVT-uk
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 21, 2015, 10:18:43 PM: https://vine.co/v/h12XAEWlPlU
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on February 23, 2015, 11:21:45 AM: (http://giant.gfycat.com/PolishedOddIndianspinyloach.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 23, 2015, 11:25:16 AM: Why
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on February 23, 2015, 11:27:49 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 23, 2015, 11:25:16 AM
Why

It was really creepy. Supposedly he did something weird to Scarlett Johansson too.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2015, 11:36:58 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on February 23, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
It was really creepy. Supposedly he did something weird to Scarlett Johansson too.

Jett's dad came up behind ScarJo, put his hand on her stomach, and planted a wet one on her cheek. Apparently she was mortified.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 23, 2015, 11:38:07 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on February 23, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
It was really creepy. Supposedly he did something weird to Scarlett Johansson too.
Yeah it's really creepy.

He's out to prove he's not a flamer.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 23, 2015, 11:40:38 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 23, 2015, 11:38:07 AM
Yeah it's really creepy.

He's out to prove he's not a flamer.
He's not gay. He watches MMA while blowing Tom Cruise.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 23, 2015, 11:49:19 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 23, 2015, 11:40:38 AM
He's not gay. He watches MMA while blowing Tom Cruise.

Hahahah my bad.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 23, 2015, 12:03:10 PM: So Travolta and Biden belong to the same rich guy predator club.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 23, 2015, 12:20:28 PM: Quote from: ukilledkenny on February 23, 2015, 12:03:10 PM
So Travolta and Biden belong to the same rich guy predator club.

You could probably add MBGreen and Bojanglesman but they're not rich.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 25, 2015, 06:15:15 AM: Gaddamn look at this gas explosion!

(http://i.imgur.com/9AktoVi.gif)
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Post by: Badger on February 25, 2015, 08:01:22 AM: PWWWWWWWWWWWCH
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2015, 09:25:33 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/voiCtPB.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on February 25, 2015, 07:04:35 PM: (https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01j38O9fB1qeczzlo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 25, 2015, 08:17:54 PM: ^Chunky ginger in the front wants some tendies.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 25, 2015, 08:21:38 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 25, 2015, 08:17:54 PM
^Chunky ginger in the front wants some tendies.

You like to make fun of 10 year old girls? Do you go to elementary schools to roast kids?
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Post by: reuben on March 05, 2015, 03:22:56 PM: http://i.imgur.com/LtFPE2Z.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/LtFPE2Z.gifv)

I love how he just drops the six lb. dumbbells: "Oh, I'll just do that instead."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 05, 2015, 03:32:07 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54pmFhzfDg&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2015, 03:41:09 PM: Quote from: reuben on March 05, 2015, 03:22:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LtFPE2Z.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/LtFPE2Z.gifv)

I love how he just drops the six lb. dumbbells: "Oh, I'll just do that instead."

hahahaha
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Post by: dcm1602 on March 05, 2015, 04:13:30 PM: Classy Giants

http://thebiglead.com/2015/03/05/an-imposter-posing-as-larry-donnell-called-into-msnbc-dropped-nsfw-on-air-profanities/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 05, 2015, 04:15:51 PM: Quote from: reuben on March 05, 2015, 03:22:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LtFPE2Z.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/LtFPE2Z.gifv)

I love how he just drops the six lb. dumbbells: "Oh, I'll just do that instead."

LEAVE DERON WILLIAMS ALONE
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Post by: Jetaho on March 10, 2015, 12:20:28 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Pak9uS0.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2015, 12:25:26 PM: Not worth starting an "Only in Ireland" thread, but it would apply.

http://www.thejournal.ie/tds-emergency-laws-drugs-1983239-Mar2015/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2015, 03:41:31 PM: http://toyland.gizmodo.com/you-can-now-play-cards-against-humanity-online-with-any-1690772752
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2015, 08:18:07 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/0ZdrXCy.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2015, 08:18:50 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/RySIPai.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Pope on March 11, 2015, 08:31:25 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on March 11, 2015, 08:18:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RySIPai.jpg)
Wtf did she floss with a jackhammer?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2015, 08:35:46 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ME4Gsek.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2015, 10:10:13 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on March 11, 2015, 08:18:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RySIPai.jpg)

hahahaha
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Post by: Johnny English on March 13, 2015, 10:21:01 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/8gSGYLA.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 13, 2015, 11:37:10 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/9YfgfOD.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on March 13, 2015, 11:46:02 AM: Haha those always crack me up.

My dad had a relative who changed his last name from Djonbaljevic to Gjonbaljaj. Made the paper once.
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Post by: Badger on March 13, 2015, 11:46:10 AM: SERPENTFOOT... good band name.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Gorilla on March 13, 2015, 12:26:57 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 13, 2015, 11:46:10 AM
SERPENTFOOT... good band name.

"Coming up on Headbangers Ball, it's Serpentfoot with 'Intercourse Me!'."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 14, 2015, 09:25:55 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/fLlYwBd.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on March 14, 2015, 09:53:58 AM: (https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11053371_10202908668632449_2387779108568492734_n.jpg?oh=3cdde64a28a2f781eafab4d540ef0b62&oe=557FCD6F)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2015, 01:08:39 PM: (https://38.media.tumblr.com/c58bada9bb36bcc7385acf431a32cf75/tumblr_ncdiaqWgXC1qkd8xuo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2015, 07:06:05 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/2WuM3pW.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on March 14, 2015, 07:19:08 PM: Hahahhaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2015, 09:16:30 AM: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=757376290991075&set=vb.327109217351120&type=2&theater
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2015, 04:30:02 PM: http://www.pointerpointer.com/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on March 25, 2015, 10:46:09 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/jXW9ibL.jpg)
(http://wayne.s.world.free.fr/Wayne/Images/g_hockey2.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2015, 11:23:11 AM: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/24/phil-robertson-duck-dynasty-hate-speech_n_6934164.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on March 25, 2015, 11:43:07 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 25, 2015, 11:23:11 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/24/phil-robertson-duck-dynasty-hate-speech_n_6934164.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
Holy excrement. That's just warped.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 26, 2015, 12:57:27 PM: (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YGpGcxwi2jA/VOKgwc0Xm3I/AAAAAAAAAMM/dPgfU9_wjss/w400-h227/funny-gifs-Deserve-a-facepalm.gif)
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Post by: Badger on March 26, 2015, 01:31:23 PM: Blown attempts at stripper moves are the best.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on March 28, 2015, 07:36:44 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3oWmDUW1Q
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 30, 2015, 11:56:55 AM: You've probably all seen this before but I haven't until now, and it's freaking awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2llUpTmIkdc
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 03:13:25 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ntLKDXt.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 04:09:52 PM: This is great.

http://i.imgur.com/yuWMCqb.gifv
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on March 31, 2015, 09:05:29 PM: http://imgur.com/yZVsLEu
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2015, 11:25:18 AM: Check out Google Maps today. Trust me.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2015, 11:30:09 AM: Are you talking about PacMan? It was there yesterday.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2015, 11:36:58 AM: Didn't know that. Too funny.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2015, 09:06:03 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/SooJZZm.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on April 02, 2015, 12:22:35 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2015, 12:31:22 PM: I did not expect that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 02, 2015, 12:45:59 PM: That's amazing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2015, 12:49:55 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on April 02, 2015, 12:22:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w

MrPootisMann 3 months ago
NYAGH NYAGH NYAGH smacks chest NYAGH NYAGH NYAGH smacks chest again NYAGH NYAGH NYAGH dies
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Pope on April 02, 2015, 05:17:42 PM: Classic
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 02, 2015, 06:06:01 PM: Did that jackass die?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2015, 06:08:20 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 02, 2015, 06:06:01 PM
Did that jackass die?

HREARN
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on April 02, 2015, 07:47:23 PM: COWARDS
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2015, 08:42:22 PM: Noooooooo!!!!!

(http://www.museumstorechildrensbooksonline.org/pdshoppro/images/Little_Rabbit_Who_Wanted_Red_Wings.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on April 02, 2015, 11:17:27 PM: https://vine.co/v/OLLA0Bgq5Ie
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: steves850 on April 03, 2015, 10:51:41 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/jjGKr0D.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 03, 2015, 11:10:18 AM: So many internet feminists are gonna lose it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2015, 01:04:51 PM: I hate when a concept is really funny and someone butchers the excrement out of the execution of it.

"ways the call"
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2015, 02:56:24 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 02, 2015, 08:42:22 PM
Noooooooo!!!!!

(http://www.museumstorechildrensbooksonline.org/pdshoppro/images/Little_Rabbit_Who_Wanted_Red_Wings.jpg)

While this is great, "The Little Rabbit Who Wanted Brown Wings" would have been an instant classic.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2015, 04:11:27 PM: Earl Campbell

(http://i.imgur.com/j4cuqbF.gif)

A. Gat dayum

B. Why did the ref jump?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on April 03, 2015, 04:55:42 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 03, 2015, 04:11:27 PM
Earl Campbell

(http://i.imgur.com/j4cuqbF.gif)

B. Why did the ref jump?

Once TV really meant something to sports (late 80,90s), officiating didn't have mechanics that were taught in schools. This is true for all major sports. Baseball umpires in the field had their own unique version to punch someone out, basketball referees called fouls with their personal style, and that ref jumped in the air.

Schools and rulebooks now teach mechanics, which makes everyone look roughly the same. You can have your own style, but its still within reason of the proper mechanic. Officiating has gotten insanely better in the past 25 years. The rates are in the mid to high 90s in terms of getting calls correct. In crunch time, the percentages raise.

Source: NDmick is an official.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 03, 2015, 05:00:44 PM: I wish the Jets had a back like Campbell. As devastating a hitter as Ivory is, he's a Swedish massage compared to Earl Campbell.
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Post by: Jumbo on April 05, 2015, 01:26:50 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z2vU8M6CYI
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Post by: Jumbo on April 05, 2015, 07:15:44 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/7h18BIT.jpg)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 06, 2015, 10:16:26 AM: If you look at him from the front, it probably looks like a baby being born.
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Post by: Coach K on April 06, 2015, 12:48:00 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 03, 2015, 05:00:44 PM
I wish the Jets had a back like Campbell. As devastating a hitter as Ivory is, he's a Swedish massage compared to Earl Campbell.

Christian Okoye was tge closest thing we were even gonna see. But sadly his body gave out
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 06, 2015, 12:49:55 PM: Quote from: Coach K on April 06, 2015, 12:48:00 PM
Christian Okoye was tge closest thing we were even gonna see. But sadly his body gave out

Yeah you can't play like that and expect to walk away from Football. Earl Campbell is almost crippled.
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Post by: guinness77 on April 06, 2015, 08:02:46 PM: I just saw the John Oliver interview with Edward Snowden on his HBO show and all I can say is that it was brilliant. Not too surprised by what was said but freaking frightening at the same time.
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Post by: NDMick on April 06, 2015, 09:32:47 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 06, 2015, 08:02:46 PM
I just saw the John Oliver interview with Edward Snowden on his HBO show and all I can say is that it was brilliant. Not too surprised by what was said but freaking frightening at the same time.

"You'll never be free from risk if you're free. The only way to be free from risk is if you're in prison."
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2015, 10:59:17 AM: Hahahahah:

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/jeopardy-response-will-make-you-cringe-115741055730.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2015, 11:06:31 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 07, 2015, 10:59:17 AM
Hahahahah:

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/jeopardy-response-will-make-you-cringe-115741055730.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma

hahahahahahaha
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 11:32:28 AM: That dude gives other bald guys named Tom a bad name.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 07, 2015, 11:55:15 AM: This is pretty high on the shopping list when I get six numbers on the lotto.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/7/8361475/prima-cinema-luxury-movie-watching-furious-7
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 12:19:49 PM: Seems like a lot of effort just to watch movies early. Then again if I were rich I'd already have an insane theater-like room with all top notch excrement, so that would be a no-brainer.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2015, 12:26:41 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 12:19:49 PM
Seems like a lot of effort just to watch movies early. Then again if I were rich I'd already have an insane theater-like room with all top notch excrement, so that would be a no-brainer.

God there has to be hookers and blow somewhere in there as well.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 02:02:27 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 12:19:49 PM
Seems like a lot of effort just to watch movies early. Then again if I were rich I'd already have an insane theater-like room with all top notch excrement, so that would be a no-brainer.

This is exactly what we need as a mode of distribution for everyone. It just needs to be WAY less expensive. Plenty of people would pay for something like this if it were less expensive. Tack on a subscription model with a TOS contract and impenetrable security and drop the price. Or, you know, use the existing framework of iTunes, etc, and only distribute smaller movies immediately into homes. They're so freaking rattled by piracy that widespread home distribution is still viewed as a pipe dream by a lot of people. If piracy was an aberration, we'd already have home distribution. It's just two sides stubbornly butting heads and viewing themselves as wholly in the right.
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 02:19:20 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 02:02:27 PM
This is exactly what we need as a mode of distribution for everyone. It just needs to be WAY less expensive. Plenty of people would pay for something like this if it were less expensive. Tack on a subscription model with a TOS contract and impenetrable security and drop the price. Or, you know, use the existing framework of iTunes, etc, and only distribute smaller movies immediately into homes. They're so freaking rattled by piracy that widespread home distribution is still viewed as a pipe dream by a lot of people. If piracy was an aberration, we'd already have home distribution. It's just two sides stubbornly butting heads and viewing themselves as wholly in the right.

I wouldn't mind it so much if they'd just improve the movie experience a bit more. Most US theaters are excrement. Start serving alcohol, have assigned seating, and dont even bother showing on small screens with excrement sound.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 02:25:37 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 02:19:20 PM
I wouldn't mind it so much if they'd just improve the movie experience a bit more. Most US theaters are excrement. Start serving alcohol, have assigned seating, and dont even bother showing on small screens with excrement sound.

It doesn't matter. There's no reason today not to have home distribution for smaller films other than the fact that the studios are terrified of piracy.
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Post by: Pope on April 07, 2015, 02:36:34 PM: Studios should stop spitting out shitty sequels and reboots
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 02:47:49 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 02:25:37 PM
It doesn't matter. There's no reason today not to have home distribution for smaller films other than the fact that the studios are terrified of piracy.

Yeah but theater receipts are a huge revenue stream for a production company. By going direct to consumer you're basically giving up hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:16:46 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 02:47:49 PM
Yeah but theater receipts are a huge revenue stream for a production company. By going direct to consumer you're basically giving up hundreds of millions of dollars.

That's why I specifically mentioned smaller films. Blockbusters have that build in need for a theatrical release, and BO receipts now are measured in opening weekends not slow builds or steady success. Studios don't want to take chances on films. It's much easier to do so with a cheaper distribution model that appeals to moviegoers who don't venture to the theater anyway.
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 03:20:19 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:16:46 PM
That's why I specifically mentioned smaller films. Blockbusters have that build in need for a theatrical release, and BO receipts now are measured in opening weekends not slow builds or steady success. Studios don't want to take chances on films. It's much easier to do so with a cheaper distribution model that appeals to moviegoers who don't venture to the theater anyway.

I think that there's an order to things, reviews etc. films just won't get as much attention if they're direct to video or direct to consumer. If it generates enough buzz then it'll make money for them in the end. The Oscar movies were a good example.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:22:08 PM: Quote from: Pope on April 07, 2015, 02:36:34 PM
Studios should stop spitting out shitty sequels and reboots

Sequels and reboots get asses in seats opening weekend and are review proof. Again, it's all about that opening weekend. It boils down to studios being desperate to beat piracy. They would much rather make a shitty product that makes money than a great product that doesn't have a built in audience and gets pirated before it has a chance to develop an audience. There's a reason why cheaper films are those geared toward people less likely to pirate. It's all financial, and it's working better than the alternative. Hollywood is just ignoring a large and untapped segment of people who would likely pay to watch excrement at home because they're too hung up on the number of people who will eventually see it for free. They'd honestly rather not make those films at all.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:27:00 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 03:20:19 PM
I think that there's an order to things, reviews etc. films just won't get as much attention if they're direct to video or direct to consumer. If it generates enough buzz then it'll make money for them in the end. The Oscar movies were a good example.

Films will get attention if you completely shift the production model. People watch TV at home and it gets plenty of attention. Why couldn't the same thing happen with feature films? Again, we're talking about smaller films, not blockbusters. If you implement a delivery system that works, people will use it. Netflix already gets people to watch excrement they wouldn't pay for in theaters. If you do the same thing with slightly more crowd pleasing films AND give a simultaneous release to theaters, you put pressure on theaters to ensure a superior moviegoing experience and you give another option for making a profit.

The Oscar movies always make money. They also take a long derriere time to make money. Unless it's something patriotic and crowd pleasing like American Sniper, people aren't interested until they hear it's up for an award. Studios aren't going to pump money into something without expecting it to make money on the other end. The people who primarily download movies aren't interested in those anyway.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:30:01 PM: Honestly, the worst part is that there's really no wrong opinion on the situation. If you say Hollywood is hurt by piracy, you're right. If you say Hollywood has an increasingly shitty product, you're right. If you say theaters are important, you're right. If you say home distribution is the future, you're right. It's a giant clusterfuck.
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 03:37:27 PM: Yeah, I don't know beyond what I've been posting, and not nearly enough to propose a solution. I'm fine with keeping the status quo until firms like Netflix starts producing their own films that can rival Hollywood companies. If a Netflix film gets nominated for an Oscar, that might be a good wake up call.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:56:32 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 03:37:27 PM
Yeah, I don't know beyond what I've been posting, and not nearly enough to propose a solution. I'm fine with keeping the status quo until firms like Netflix starts producing their own films that can rival Hollywood companies. If a Netflix film gets nominated for an Oscar, that might be a good wake up call.

A film has to have theatrical distribution in order to qualify for an Oscar.
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Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 03:59:04 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:56:32 PM
A film has to have theatrical distribution in order to qualify for an Oscar.

Oh right. How about if it gets distributed on Netflix first then a limited released in selected theaters?
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2015, 04:01:51 PM: I can't see theaters letting the masses have the ability to see movies from their own house. That would destroy their business completely.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 07, 2015, 04:09:33 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 03:56:32 PM
A film has to have theatrical distribution in order to qualify for an Oscar.

Yeah but still.
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Post by: Badger on April 07, 2015, 06:06:19 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 07, 2015, 10:59:17 AM
Hahahahah:

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/jeopardy-response-will-make-you-cringe-115741055730.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma

I saw that when it aired. What an idiot.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 08, 2015, 09:51:41 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 07, 2015, 06:06:19 PM
I saw that when it aired. What an idiot.

Yes, but how did any of them get that question wrong?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2015, 10:20:48 AM: TIL that Barry Manilow is gay.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 09, 2015, 10:45:45 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 09, 2015, 10:20:48 AM
TIL that Barry Manilow is gay.

...
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 09, 2015, 11:31:34 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 09, 2015, 10:20:48 AM
TIL that Barry Manilow is gay.

Get the freak out.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/253080/ari-gold-gtfo-o.gif)
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Post by: Badger on April 09, 2015, 04:14:37 PM: And yet he still doesn't realize how gay white jeans are.
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Post by: Jumbo on April 09, 2015, 05:22:08 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwtnt1EbT5Y
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Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2015, 09:10:42 PM: I have a new crush.

http://www.trueactivist.com/people-hunt-endangered-animals-so-this-woman-hunts-poachers/

Chicks with guns don't generally do it for me but in this case I'll make an exception.
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Post by: Koz on April 10, 2015, 09:52:43 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 09, 2015, 09:10:42 PM
I have a new crush.

http://www.trueactivist.com/people-hunt-endangered-animals-so-this-woman-hunts-poachers/

Chicks with guns don't generally do it for me but in this case I'll make an exception.

Tats on at chick. Doesn't get anymore disgusting for me.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 10, 2015, 10:07:59 AM: Quote from: Koz on April 10, 2015, 09:52:43 AM
Tats on at chick. Doesn't get anymore disgusting for me.

1 or 2 is ok, getting them all over is a bit much, I agree.

I do like what she's doing though.
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Post by: guinness77 on April 10, 2015, 10:19:20 AM: Quote from: Koz on April 10, 2015, 09:52:43 AM
Tats on at chick. Doesn't get anymore disgusting for me.
I don't mind tattoes on a girl, I freaking hate sleeves though. To each their own, but I just don't get it.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 10, 2015, 10:21:22 AM: Quote from: Koz on April 10, 2015, 09:52:43 AM
Tats on at chick. Doesn't get anymore disgusting for me.

I agree. Tattoos are much more disgusting than genital warts.
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Post by: Tommy on April 10, 2015, 10:58:44 AM: I still love tramp stamps.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 11, 2015, 02:06:05 PM: https://twitter.com/HotFreestyle/status/586531895690842112
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Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2015, 03:02:22 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 11, 2015, 02:06:05 PM
https://twitter.com/HotFreestyle/status/586531895690842112

I don't..... what?
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Post by: Badger on April 11, 2015, 04:46:01 PM: Is that Jude?
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 13, 2015, 01:11:44 PM: http://www.thefader.com/2015/04/12/man-accuses-girlfriend-of-sleeping-with-the-entire-wu-tang-clan-on-divorce-court
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Post by: Coach K on April 13, 2015, 01:13:57 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 13, 2015, 01:11:44 PM
http://www.thefader.com/2015/04/12/man-accuses-girlfriend-of-sleeping-with-the-entire-wu-tang-clan-on-divorce-court

Lol saw that the other day.
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Post by: Coach K on April 13, 2015, 01:15:19 PM: Pure madness. If you hang in long enough he starts changing the pitch. Lol couldn't stop laughing

Man Screams At Yellow Paint: https://youtu.be/_dZ3J02UAGs
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Post by: Jumbo on April 13, 2015, 02:04:14 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=josEPIBNhEw
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Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 08:01:52 AM: (http://i.cbc.ca/1.3042309.1429634036!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_300/tisdale-the-land-of-rape-and-honey.jpg)

Tisdale, Saskatchewan.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2015, 08:58:52 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 08:01:52 AM
(http://i.cbc.ca/1.3042309.1429634036!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_300/tisdale-the-land-of-rape-and-honey.jpg)

Tisdale, Saskatchewan.

MBGreen we're not supposed to give out personal information, why on gods green earth are you giving out the location of Bojanglesman's vacation home.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 09:10:16 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 22, 2015, 08:58:52 AM
MBGreen we're not supposed to give out personal information, why on gods green earth are you giving out the location of Bojanglesman's vacation home.

haha

Bo isn't from Saskatchewan, he can form a sentence.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 22, 2015, 05:14:09 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs
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Post by: CatoTheElder on April 22, 2015, 07:09:19 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 22, 2015, 05:14:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs

That might be the greatest thing she's ever done.
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Post by: Tommy on April 24, 2015, 09:40:15 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5W1eFVtSs
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Post by: Badger on April 24, 2015, 10:00:25 PM: http://nypost.com/2015/04/23/sexy-russian-models-cuddle-with-bear-in-anti-hunting-photos/
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Post by: reuben on April 24, 2015, 10:20:46 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 24, 2015, 09:40:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5W1eFVtSs

That was great.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 25, 2015, 01:04:45 AM: Quote from: reuben on April 24, 2015, 10:20:46 PM
That was great.

x2
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 25, 2015, 01:31:36 PM: https://vine.co/v/eu1pY9xEpYO
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Post by: Jumbo on April 25, 2015, 03:19:30 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/iE8lJNd.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2015, 08:10:58 PM: I don't get it
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Post by: Badger on April 25, 2015, 08:33:02 PM: Quote from: Tommy on April 25, 2015, 08:10:58 PM
I don't get it

He's black.

Amirite?
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Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2015, 08:33:59 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 25, 2015, 08:33:02 PM
He's black.

Amirite?

I still don't get it.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on April 26, 2015, 08:38:51 AM: Adrian Peterson working with children. That's the joke.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on April 26, 2015, 08:53:40 AM: You know, because he made his kids nuts bleed.
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Post by: Badger on April 27, 2015, 10:37:41 PM: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/pQ2VhDn
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Post by: guinness77 on April 28, 2015, 07:50:41 AM: Quote from: Tommy on April 25, 2015, 08:33:59 PM
I still don't get it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1_ZEL0ehkE
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 29, 2015, 10:32:12 AM: Dude won't give you a cigarette? Totally reasonable solution!

http://i.imgur.com/rjNrXTc.gifv
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 29, 2015, 03:04:21 PM: what the hell
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Post by: Hemi on April 29, 2015, 03:13:27 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 29, 2015, 10:32:12 AM
Dude won't give you a cigarette? Totally reasonable solution!

http://i.imgur.com/rjNrXTc.gifv

Looks justified
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 29, 2015, 03:50:14 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2015, 08:28:06 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 29, 2015, 10:32:12 AM
Dude won't give you a cigarette? Totally reasonable solution!

http://i.imgur.com/rjNrXTc.gifv

Holy crap is that nuts.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 12:08:14 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk
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Post by: Jumbo on April 30, 2015, 01:17:55 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 29, 2015, 10:32:12 AM
Dude won't give you a cigarette? Totally reasonable solution!

http://i.imgur.com/rjNrXTc.gifv

Apparently she's mentally unstable

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4651794,00.html
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 01:19:36 PM: no excrement she's mentally unstable
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Post by: Jumbo on April 30, 2015, 01:20:14 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 01:19:36 PM
no excrement she's mentally unstable

Well, mentally ill is more what I meant
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2015, 01:26:52 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on April 30, 2015, 01:17:55 PM
Apparently she's mentally unstable

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4651794,00.html

You don't freaking say?
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2015, 01:28:12 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 12:08:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-znKiVwyk

I would be crapping my pants if thrown into that pit.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 30, 2015, 11:55:15 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 30, 2015, 01:28:12 PM
I would be crapping my pants if thrown into that pit.

They're almost certainly all de-fanged.
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 01, 2015, 07:30:16 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 30, 2015, 11:55:15 PM
They're almost certainly all de-fanged.

Yeah but still
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Post by: reuben on May 01, 2015, 03:44:31 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/9Oi8u.gif)
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Post by: reuben on May 02, 2015, 10:35:23 AM: Chill the freak out Cutty, damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=15&v=-BAGFRuNjqw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=15&v=-BAGFRuNjqw)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 02, 2015, 12:08:15 PM: (https://41.media.tumblr.com/0c10c154212c460022ec814a95c72547/tumblr_nb9193dnnU1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: hawk on May 04, 2015, 01:41:21 PM: http://video.foxnews.com/v/4215148499001/first-responders-save-shirtless-man-stuck-in-basketball-hoop/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 06, 2015, 02:28:48 PM: The ones on the left freak, the ones on the right.......... well they freak too.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 06, 2015, 08:51:05 PM: http://power96.cbslocal.com/2015/05/05/theres-now-an-app-that-blocks-any-mention-of-the-kardashians/
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 07, 2015, 11:14:12 PM: https://vine.co/v/eBwe2ex9xDb
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Post by: insanity on May 08, 2015, 07:26:23 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 07, 2015, 11:14:12 PM
https://vine.co/v/eBwe2ex9xDb

This is better

(http://i.imgur.com/5NXQKf4.gif)
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 08, 2015, 07:54:21 AM: Quote from: insanity on May 08, 2015, 07:26:23 AM
This is better

(http://i.imgur.com/5NXQKf4.gif)

The power of peanut butter....

My favorite gif like that:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/plhdH.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 08, 2015, 11:39:23 AM: Quote from: insanity on May 08, 2015, 07:26:23 AM
This is better

The music and the description make it funnier.
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Post by: MBGreen on May 08, 2015, 12:58:55 PM: (https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11209754_991913437500436_1406736104080656605_n.jpg?oh=66da9c638723056d49c6f7af62a3e4da&oe=55E09EC8)
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Post by: Jumbo on May 09, 2015, 11:25:17 AM: I found future Tommy (the name is even correct)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3ChDXCv0I
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Post by: Badger on May 09, 2015, 05:43:59 PM: I've seen that before and it's funny, but now I'm suddenly annoyed that the area code and the highway given don't match at all. There is no highway 70 in the 718.
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Post by: Jumbo on May 15, 2015, 10:11:24 AM: This is celebrity gossip bullshit... but it's still hilarious

http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2015/05/15/robin-thicke-alan-thicke-us-weekly/
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Post by: Tommy on May 15, 2015, 01:30:04 PM: Oh gross.
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2015, 02:08:05 PM: Does he think of his daughter while he's freaking his wife as well?
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Post by: Badger on May 16, 2015, 10:25:49 AM: http://imgur.com/a/3Lo44
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2015, 10:37:38 AM: Quote from: Badger on May 16, 2015, 10:25:49 AM
http://imgur.com/a/3Lo44
I had to look up what an "Alaskan Pipeline" was. freak you google.
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Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2015, 10:38:00 AM: Quote from: Badger on May 16, 2015, 10:25:49 AM
http://imgur.com/a/3Lo44

I literally just finished reading that post on reddit before coming here.
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Post by: Jetaho on May 18, 2015, 11:54:51 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/dpDUZBJ.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on May 18, 2015, 12:34:13 PM: Hahahahahahaha
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Post by: Jumbo on May 18, 2015, 02:59:11 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/kHyhx4g.jpg)
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Post by: ukilledkenny on May 19, 2015, 06:38:32 AM: You guys are the only ones who will understand why this is so funny to me.

https://www.warriordash.com
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Post by: guinness77 on May 19, 2015, 10:29:56 AM: https://mobile.twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/600678079481180160/photo/1
This is supposedly from a movie, don't care.
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Post by: guinness77 on May 19, 2015, 10:38:07 AM: https://mobile.twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/598292589964558337/video/1
I'm officially addicted.
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Post by: guinness77 on May 19, 2015, 10:45:46 AM: https://mobile.twitter.com/HoldMyBeerGif/status/600315703443464192/video/1
One last one (for now)
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 19, 2015, 10:48:38 AM: ^If anyone not on a phone wants to see these, you have to delete the "mobile" part of the url.
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Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2015, 10:59:19 AM: Knock yourself out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer
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Post by: guinness77 on May 19, 2015, 11:14:32 AM: Never heard of it until a week or so ago. A guy I work with has been showing them to me. Some of them are freaking hilarious.
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Post by: Badger on May 19, 2015, 05:20:49 PM: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/5031493460.html
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Post by: Badger on May 19, 2015, 05:22:04 PM: Producer's Assistant for Real Superman Show (Downtown)
compensation: Based on level of funding show has, compensation may start low but will rise as production progresses
Hi, I am a reality show producer looking for an assistant for a Real Superman Show.

I'm going to explain what this show is about because I'm looking for someone who understands the concept that I'm working with here.

If you're interested I ask you to please read this very long full show description: this is a very high concept reality show and I need someone who gets what I'm working on here and not someone who just shows up and ends up being in over their head because they didn't read the concept and didn't understand what this is all about.

This is a very long job ad because this is an extremely high concept show and I need someone who can handle very high concept material and can take this all in in one ad because this is the level of complexity that this show is going to be operating on.

The basic premise of this show is that Clark Kent/Superman and all the characters in the DC Universe are all fictional portrayals of actual real people in our world and I believe that by determining who they are in reality it is possible to create a Superman Reality Show that is basically like a reality show version of the DC Universe in many ways.

Like for example, I believe that the real Lex Luthor is Rupert Murdoch while the real LexCorps is News Corps and so in the show Rupert Murdoch is just Lex Luthor and News Corps is LexCorps.

And then like the real Lois Lane is Ashley Arenson while the real Lana Lang is Gillian Zinser from Beverly Hills 90210, while the real Bruce Wayne is Kanye West, the real Vicki Vale is Kim Kardashian, and the real Alfred Pennyworth is actually Kris Jenner because sometimes in fictional comics a woman may be portrayed as a man so while Bruce Wayne is a white billionaire and Alfred is his butler in the comic, in the real life DC Universe Bruce Wayne is Kanye West, a black superstar rapper, and Alfred is actually his mother-in-law Kris Jenner.

It's basically like the real people may be different in some ways but the core nature of the characters remains the same, so for Bruce Wayne the core nature is he is this high status playboy figure which could be a white billionaire or a black rapper and Alfred is this more laid back quiet figure of support in his life which could be his male butler or his female mother-in-law, so Kanye and Kris work as the real life Bruce and Alfred because the core nature of the characters and their relationship are what matter here.

And with Vicki Vale she's this sex symbol superstar reporter and that's pretty much who Kim is in essence because as a reality show star she is like a superstar media personality which is the same in essence as being a reporter and Kim is like a sex symbol like Kim Basinger's Vicki Vale so the core nature of the Vicki Vale character is the same in real life as it is in the DC Universe comic, just she's a reality show star instead of a girl who is a T.V. reporter but she's still basically Vicki Vale on the fundamental level of who Vicki Vale is.

Sometimes the genders also switch from male to female, so for example with Perry White who's the editor in chief of The Daily Planet, I determined that the real Perry White is actual a black girl named Lufi Paris who currently works at Facebook, and with that it's like when the original Perry White character was created it was a long time ago before women had acquired a lot of power in the working world so the real Perry White can easily be a black woman instead of a man because the core essence of Perry White's character in Superman is not gender dependent. Like Perry White was originally a white man, then in the recent Man of Steel Perry was a black man played by Laurence Fishburne, and then in Real Superman Perry White is actual a black woman named Lufi Paris who's from Facebook because that's how things evolve from the comic book to the real DC Universe in real life.

Then with The Daily Planet the real life Daily Planet is actually a film production company called Red Line Studios which is in downtown Manhattan because again it's just the core nature of the company that remains the same so The Daily Planet in Superman is a media company which delivers news to the people and Red Line Studios is a film production company which creates documentaries which deliver news to the people just like newspapers do and so The Real Daily Planet could be a film production company instead of a newspaper because they are both media companies and it's the same basic kind of company that it is in the comic book.

Then because Clark Kent/Superman is a guy who works at The Daily Planet who is actually Superman the real Clark Kent/Superman is also just a guy who works at this real Daily Planet company which is Red Line Studios because the real Clark Kent/Superman will end up working at the real Daily Planet just like in the comic.

Now the key here is that I've determined the way to do this kind of show is kind of like you just have to build it and they will come like in Field of Dreams as in I believe that you need Lex Luthor actually in the show and Lex is Rupert Murdoch who is this really high status guy in New York City and we can't waste time actually trying to contact Rupert Murdoch's people to ask them if he wants to be in the show, we just have to create the show and put Rupert in the basic show's mythology as the real Lex Luthor and that will cause him to show up in the actual show rather than the old fashioned way of asking him if he wants to be in the show because that isn't the way we do things with this kind of thing.

Rupert Murdoch is not a guy that you can call him up and ask him if he wants to be in a reality show, you just have to figure out that he's the real Lex Luthor and that News Corps is LexCorps and figure out who Superman is and then just do the show as a Real Superman Reality Show and this will cause Rupert Murdoch to appear in the show as the real Lex Luthor, like I believe Rupert will actually show up and be a main figure in the show but we can't worry about getting his confirmation in a real way before the show is already being made.

And then the other characters from Superman end up appearing as figures in the other characters' lives, so for example a main character in Superman is Mercy Graves who is Lex Luthor's personal bodyguard and I have determined that the real Mercy Graves is Wendi Murdoch who is Rupert's ex-wife and so that means Wendi would end up in real Superman as the real Mercy Graves but again she's not someone we can contact directly, you just have to build it and they will come like Field of Dreams basically.

And for the most part if someone is a major high status person related to another character they end up also being someone in Superman, so like Wendi Murdoch is always hanging out with Ivanka Trump and based on that I figured out that Ivanka Trump is a character from the Superman animated series called Volcana who's like this pyrokinetic character who can fly and manipulate fire and our theory is that there is some real psychological mechanism that causes the people to end up in the reality show such as like Wendi Murdoch wants to be famous and Mercy Graves is a major cool character to be so she'll want to be in it as Mercy Graves and Volcana is also this really cool sexy female character who's sort of an anti-hero who sometimes is bad and sometimes is one of the good guys so Ivanka would want to be Volcana because it's a cool character to be and they would just end up dragging Rupert Murdoch into it as Lex Luthor so they can be famous as the real Mercy Graves and Volcana.

And then Ivanka already works with Matt Pellowski who runs Red Line Studios which is the real Daily Planet sometimes so they end up already knowing these people in reality where like if Ivanka is Volcana and Wendi is Mercy Graves they will just already have some real social connection to someone in the project and in their case it's that Ivanka already personally knows Matt Pellowski who's the real producer who created the real Daily Planet and that's the real world social connection that would facilitate them ending up in the show somehow without us having to approach or contact them directly in any way.

Now it's important for my personal assistant to understand who I am that I am able to figure this stuff out and do this: I actually developed the ability to figure out who the real characters are in real life after I made the discovery that I myself am a real version of a fictional character and that's that I am actually the real Harry Potter. I basically one day just figured out that Harry Potter was a fictional version of me and that Hogwart's was a fictional version of my old boarding school Phillips Exeter Academy when I realized all the signs were there: like I have an actual lightning scar on my forehead that's the same as Harry Potter's lightning scar in the book which I got under mysterious circumstances and all the characters in Harry Potter are real people from Phillips Exeter such as the fact my old dorm head Townley Chisholm who was real uptight and always busting me for everything is the real Severus Snape and then the school's current principal Thomas Hassan is actually the real Albus Dumbledore and Mr. Chisholm and Principal Hassan really are just the real life versions of Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter because Phillips Exeter is actually the real life Hogwart's.

So creating this show is not something I think anyone can do, I believe it's like a special ability I have that no one else really has based on the fact that I am the real life Harry Potter and it was kind of crazy because when I figured it out my family had already known for a while but I didn't figure this out until some time after a lot of other people in my life already knew it, and from there I was able to determine who the real Superman and the real Batman and the real Lex Luthor were and that I could make a reality show version of Superman and The DC Universe by knowing who the real figures were.

And then New York City is actually just the real Metropolis because all the cities are real cities in real life so Metropolis is just a fictional version of New York City in the same way Lana Lang is a fictional version of Gillian Zinser and Lex Luthor is a fictional version of Rupert Murdoch.

It's actually something I've discovered that pretty much most fictional characters have some real life version in our world who is usually alive today, so like if you take Ivanka Trump who is Volcana in Superman, she's married to Jared Kushner who owns the New York Observer and I determined that Jared is actually the real Charles Foster Kane from Orson Welles' classic Citizen Kane. Like the way it works is that Orson had some prophetic vision of Jared Kushner many, many years ago and Orson basically created a mythic portrayal of Jared Kushner as Charles Foster Kane a long time ago but in real life Jared Kushner just is the real Citizen Kane and he's exactly like Orson's Charles Foster Kane character in real life.

And sometimes characters are more than one person because they have multiple mythic portrayals, so with Ivanka Trump who is Volcana in Superman she's also the main character of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged because Ivanka Trump is actually the real Dagny Taggart, so if you have someone who's a major figure like Ivanka who's Volcana they will often have more than one mythic form and in Ivanka's case she's both Volcana in Superman and also the main character of Atlas Shrugged as Dagny Taggart and The Trump Organization is actually the real Taggart Transcontinental. So in Atlas Shrugged Taggart Transcontinental is a transcontinental railroad and in real life it's The Trump Organization which is a transcontinental real estate development company which is a real life version of Taggart Transcontinental and Ivanka is a Vice President at The Trump Organization just like how Dagny Taggart is a Vice President at her family's Taggart Transcontinental business in Atlas Shrugged. And then there's just the whole Superman tie-in where Dagny is also Volcana and she runs with Wendi Murdoch who's Mercy Graves and Rupert who's Lex Luthor so it all comes together where Atlas Shrugged now has a cross character tie-in to The DC Universe and then Dagny is marred to the real Citizen Kane who's Jared Kushner so Citizen Kane, Atlas Shrugged, and Superman are all connected in real life.

Then there's always an answer to the obvious questions, so with this the obvious question is: wait, so who is Donald Trump in Superman? And the answer is that Donald Trump is the real Gorilla Grodd, because you know if Ivanka is Volcana and Trump is Taggart Transcontinental that Donald Trump has to be a huge character in Superman too and in fact he is, he's Gorilla Grodd, one of the biggest characters in all of Superman.

And there's always a real world cross-over to the truth, so with Gorilla Grodd he's kind of this ridiculous character who's a giant gorilla and Donald Trump is sort of a comical, ridiculous figure in real life in many ways just like Gorilla Grodd is in Superman.

And it goes from East Coast to West Coast where you'll have this Metropolis Superman crew with Rupert Murdoch as Lex Luthor, Wendi Murdoch as Mercy Graves, and Ivanka Trump as Volcana and Donald Trump as Gorilla Grodd and then it will have the West Coast Kardashian connection where Kanye West is Bruce Wayne, Kim Kardashian is Vicki Vale, and Kris Jenner is Alfred Pennyworth so in the real DC Universe you have both The Trumps and The Kardashians as major characters and The Trumps are more from Superman whereas the Kardashians are more from Batman.

And then if you have Kanye as Batman you already know that Jay-Z and Beyonce and Rihanna are going to be in it, and it turns out that Jay-Z is actually Lucius Fox, Roc-A-Fella is the real Wayne Industries, Beyonce is the Helena Bertinelli version of The Huntress, and Rihanna is Poison Ivy, which means logically that Nicki Minaj is of course the Halle Berry version of Catwoman.

And from here it's all logic to a certain point where, "OK, so Nicki's the Halle Berry Catwoman and Rihanna's Poison Ivy, then who are Eminem and Drake?"

And it turns out that Drake is the Tim Drake version of Robin since there's more than one Robin and he's the Tim Drake version and then Marshall Mathers is in fact the legendary Killer Croc, who's one of my all time favorite Batman characters ever.

And then if Drake is the Tim Drake version of Robin and Nicki's the Halle Berry Catwoman then you already can guess that Lil' Wayne must be a major figure in The DC Universe too and in fact he's the real life Bane who's one of the top Batman characters as well.

And it's all like it makes sense once you figure it out where at first you might think, "I don't see how any person could be the real life Killer Croc who's this giant psychotic crocodile dude," but once you figure out that he's Marshall Mathers it just all comes together because Marshall just is in so many ways a giant psychotic Killer Croc figure in real life and Rihanna just is this real life Poison Ivy figure and so they just roll together and it makes perfect sense in the end.

Now the real Gotham City is actually Los Angeles, Gotham City is a portrayal of Los Angeles' seedy dark side and Downtown L.A. is the model for how we see Gotham in the comics and it's all a mythic portrayal where it's the same in essence so Bruce Wayne is in the comic a white billionaire and in the real life version a black superstar rapper and Gotham is maybe this gothic city in the comic and Los Angeles is a gothic city in real life when you see its true essence so Gotham City is the true essence of what Los Angeles really is when you see past the hype and glamour. Like Los Angeles is a city of illusion in many ways, it's the center of Hollywood and so there's the red carpets and glitz and glamour but when you see past the illusion of Hollywood and to the true heart of what Los Angeles really is it's really the real life Gotham City after all and New York City is Metropolis.

With Los Angeles, you have two aspects: there's this illusion that it's Hollywood and then the truth is it's really the real Gotham City, and the real Superman reality show sort of shows the seedy underside of L.A. by showing the truth that this place is actually Gotham City from Batman, not the Hollywood illusion it pretends to be in our world.
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Post by: Tommy on May 19, 2015, 05:28:10 PM: What the freak.
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Post by: MBGreen on May 19, 2015, 05:29:28 PM: I fell asleep by the 17th paragraph
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Post by: Badger on May 19, 2015, 05:36:00 PM: Now New York City is NOT Gotham City in The DC Universe, New York City is completely Metropolis, people sometimes CALL New York City Gotham in our world but the actual real DC Universe Gotham City is Los Angeles, not New York.

So it's almost like a tale of two cities, one which is apparent and one which is illusory: New York City both seems like the real Metropolis and IS the real Metropolis, Los Angeles does not seem at first like the real Gotham City but once you penetrate through the Hollywood illusion to its true nature it is in fact the real Gotham City, and so this show is in many ways about these two cities themselves, Metropolis and Gotham, New York and Los Angeles.

So that's the basic idea but just a few things:

(1) This was a relatively brief intro to some of the main characters, I already have a full list of the entire real justice league and most major Superman and Batman characters including all three main Green Lanterns, Wonder Woman, you name it. So like I mean we even already have Guy Gardner Green Lantern figured out: The Guy Gardner Green Lantern is Grant Morrison, a famous comic book writer who did The Invisibles, while Sinestro is the filmmaker John Waters.

So you really need to be prepared for this because it really gets wild once Guy Gardner and Sinestro show up because with Grant Morrison as the real Guy Gardner Green Lantern and John Waters the director of Hairspray as Sinestro it really gets out out of this world.

Like John Waters is both Sinestro in The DC Universe and also The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland. Like we already have it figured out who the real Alice is, who the real Queen of Hearts is, as well as The Chesire Cat and The Mad Hatter. And we can tell you that John Waters is the real Mad Hatter and also Sinestro but Alice, The Chesire Cat, and The Queen of Hearts are still spoilers.

And with Alice from Alice in Wonderland, she's a girl from Ireland whose brother is an Irish actor from a T.V. show called Hardy Bucks and he's the real Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

So like it works like this:

Clark Kent/Superman is also Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.
An Irish actor named Martin Maloney who starred in a T.V. show called Hardy Bucks as Eddie Durkan is Gandalf in Lord of the Rings.
Martin Maloney's real life sister is Alice from Alice in Wonderland.

Now we already have Frodo, Bilbo, Samwise, Boromir, Gimli, Sauron, and Shire figured out. Shire is a town in Ireland called Swinford in County Mayo. Frodo, Bilbo, and Samwise are all also actors who appeared on a T.V. show based in Swinford called Hardy Bucks because Castletown in Hardy Bucks is another mythical form of Shire.

We also know what the real Ring of Power is and who is the real Gollum.

I also have the identities of all the real Avengers, the real Spider-Man, the real Fantastic Four, and the real Loki, Ultron, and Thanos.

Just three minor spoilers: Robert Downey Jr. actually is the real Iron Man and the real Tony Stark.

Samuel L. Jackson is both the real Nick Fury and the real Martian Manhunter from Justice League as Sam Jackson is another cross-over guy who's both Nick Fury in Marvel and Martian Manhunter in DC.

And Stan Lee is the real Agent Phil Coulson as the new Marvel character of Agent Phil Coulson who appeared in The Avengers' movie is in fact Stan Lee in real life.

And then the cross-over from DC to Marvel with Superman is that in The Marvel Universe Clark Kent/Superman is actually Peter Quill/Star-Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy, and his helmet with the red eyes is just like how Superman's eyes glow red when he uses his red eye beams.

So with the cross-overs you're going to have cross-over characters where from the real DC Universe to the real Marvel Universe you have Superman and Martian Manhunter as cross-over characters where Superman is Star-Lord and Martian Manhunter is Nick Fury which enables Robert Downey Jr. to end up in this as the real Tony Stark and Stan Lee to show up as the real Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.

And then of course you're going to get a real Thanos and I do know who the real Thanos is but that's a major spoiler I can't put online just yet.

Now to start with we're just doing the Real Superman and real DC Universe reality show, we're not even trying to get into the cross-overs to real Harry Potter, real Marvel, real Lord of the Rings, and real Alice in Wonderland but I just want to make sure my personal assistant knows that all the fictional universes have counterparts in our world so they don't get in over their head when it turns out Iron Man is real and The Mad Hatter is real and there's a real Frodo and all that stuff.

I mean, I know who the real Link and Zelda are as well as the real Ganondorf and the real Triforce from the real Legend of Zelda.

The real Princess Zelda is actually Zelda Williams, Robin Williams daughter whose name is actually Zelda, and Link is again an Irish actor from this Irish show Hardy Bucks, and we're not aiming to get into the real Legend of Zelda just yet but it's important that my assistant knows that it exists and I know who all the main characters are and what the Triforce is in real life.

The Real Triforce is actually three girls: one girl is the Triforce of Power, another is The Triforce of Courage, and a third is the Triforce of Wisdom. The Triforce is a mystic symbol of the power these three girls have if they team up and I know who all three girls are in real life and which girl is which Triforce but that's not something we're going to be delving into in these early beginning stages of production.

But just as one last spoiler: the real Ganondorf is Jimmy Fallon. The real Legend of Zelda is like Jimmy Fallon kidnapping Zelda Williams in some way to take over the real Triforce, and it's an absurd story, but Legend of Zelda is an absurd game.

And before anyone asks: there is also a real Star Wars, Han Solo is a Hollywood talent agent from The Kohner Agency named John Coffey and Chewbacca is his pet Bichon dog. So Chewbacca in real life is actually a real dog and it's the dog of John Coffey from The Kohner Agency who's the real Han Solo. And the real Yoda is the philosopher Saul Kripke who actually sounds just like Yoda in real life.

Now the Ultimate Spoiler ever is who is the Real Santa Clause, and it's a complete secret we can't reveal until much later into production, but there is a real Santa Clause and it's the highest level spoiler ever.

So what I'm looking for in a producer's assistant is this:

The main thing is I'm looking for someone who can handle all of this without getting overwhelmed by all of it.

The fact that we're doing a real Superman where all The DC Universe characters are all real people is kind of a big thing to take in and the fact that there's a cross-over where all fictional universes all have real life counterparts is overwhelming for a lot of people so I need someone who can just handle the truth and not be too blown away by it.

I also need someone who can just get that I'm actually just the real Harry Potter and I mean I have the lightning scar and can show you who the real characters are such as Severus Snape who's my old dorm head Townley Chisholm from Phillips Exeter and the reason I am able to do this and figure this all out is actually because I just am the real Harry Potter and this is a special ability that only the real Harry Potter has.

Creating the real Superman reality show is kind of a special ability that the real Harry Potter has, no one else would really be able to do this besides the real Harry Potter and it's sort of been established amongst people in the know that I am the real Harry Potter because all the signs are there so it's not something anyone else is going to be able to imitate or copy.

Like there isn't really anyone else alive who would be able to pass themselves off successfully as the real Harry Potter, it's not a mythic identity that can be stolen, they'd have to have the real lightning scar and be from the real Hogwart's and know the real Severus Snape and no one else can actually do that besides me.

This is meant to just be a fun production to entertain people and it's just for fun and entertainment for everyone, our goal is just to make it a cool magical thing that's not scary and is just sort of magical and amazing.

We're more just about providing top quality entertainment for people, I view this more as a calling because kids are just bored these days because there's often nothing good on T.V. and this is a solution the creative gulch of Hollywood.

The real versions of everything is the ultimate solution to the creative glut that's plaguing Hollywood, Hollywood is running out of ideas and this is the answer to Hollywood's problems.

Now certain people are already sort of "locked in" through their own mythic identities to this project.

So for example, Godric Gryffindor is this legendary figure in Harry Potter for whom Gryffindor is actually named after and he was one of the four founders of Hogwart's.

Now in real life the real Godric Gryffindor is Michael Lynton who is the CEO of Sony Pictures and who is an alumni of Phillips Exeter Academy, the real Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

So Michael Lynton is basically mythically locked into the project by virtue of the fact that the real Harry Potter is behind this and Exeter is the real Hogwart's and Michael Lynton is actually the real Godric Gryffindor which gives him this sort of unassailable and magically ordained position as a major figure in this whole production.

The way it works is that with Harry Potter being the mythic basis of the show's main guy there will just be a major figure in Hollywood who comes from Hogwart's who has some heavy mythic status in Harry Potter which will automatically put him in the project and it turned out to be Michael Lynton, an old alumni of Exeter who is actually just Godric Gryffindor in Harry Potter.

Now that basically sums up the project and what I need in an assistant which is really just the ability to handle all of this and not be overwhelmed by it.

I'm looking for a real multi-tasker who can handle all the basic things that need to be done whether it's just mundane tasks like getting lunch or contacting different people about this or handling budgeting issues or whatever.

I also need a forward thinker who is assertive about getting things done: so for example I don't have any real funding or people behind this yet and that all needs to be handled soon but the main thing was figuring out who the main characters were and all that and the money and backing all come automatically as we just produce the mythic basis for the show in artistic form.

And mainly I need an assistant who can handle the task of finding and acquiring backers and funding for the production.

It's a little bit too much for me to be figuring out who everyone is in reality and organizing the production and also have to be contacting people about finding funding and backers.

I need someone chill who just goes with the flow and doesn't take things too seriously as well.

I like to run a laid back production and not have people being overworked or exploited in any way.

We have the knowledge necessary for a production that can really be great, there's no need for people to be all uptight and flipping out and overworked like they do at some other companies.

This is all part of some higher order planning created by a real sort of higher power that oversees art and mythology and all that, there's no need for anyone on this to be panicking like we have to hurry when this is all part of some mythic magick reality that is beyond any one person's ability to understand on their own.

Last of course is that this job ad in its overall length and complexity is basically a precursor to the level of complexity and length of material that you'll be taking in on a regular basis.

I sometimes just quickly write movie pitches that are 200 pages long so I just need an assistant who isn't overwhelmed by 200 page movie pitches.

I might just write a synopsis for a story arc that I don't have time to edit or spell check that may just be 150 pages so I just need someone who can just you know take a 150 page synopsis email and digest it without me having to edit it because I don't have time for that.

I honestly do tend to write like 30 page long emails on a regular basis.

This job ad is just me writing a rough job ad quickly in the way that I operate, it's meant that to know if you're right for this job you would have to be someone who can read this job ad and be like, "Oh cool, this sounds like a really fun cool project," and not feel like, "OH MY GOD, this is the most overwhelming and insane thing ever!"

It's not insane to me, it's just normal and regular.

This is the usual level my brain operates on, this is a reflection of the level I'm thinking on pretty much all the time actually.

So basically in a nutshell I just need someone who can keep up.

If you think you can keep up with all of this and it sounds like it would be fun for you then respond and tell me a bit about yourself, just whatever you feel is important to share.

Thanks!!!!
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Post by: MBGreen on May 19, 2015, 05:44:00 PM: Stahp
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Post by: guinness77 on May 19, 2015, 06:24:28 PM: I wouldn't read that if you paid me.
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Post by: MBGreen on May 19, 2015, 06:26:32 PM: Several blocks of excrement nobody wants to read
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Post by: CatoTheElder on May 19, 2015, 10:18:30 PM: I love these

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ShAeafYCqxk (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ShAeafYCqxk)
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 21, 2015, 11:09:17 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on May 19, 2015, 06:24:28 PM
I wouldn't read that if you paid me.

This
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Post by: MBGreen on May 21, 2015, 01:12:34 PM: (https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-a9WZmjCz0s8/VV4frKG94iI/AAAAAAAAC1Y/V9IKXZXuTKw/w749-h512-no/2015-05-21.jpg)
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Post by: guinness77 on May 21, 2015, 01:22:17 PM: That bitch will break your dick off.
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Post by: MBGreen on May 21, 2015, 01:23:14 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on May 21, 2015, 01:22:17 PM
That bitch will break your dick off.

thankfully, i don't like pineapple slices on my pizza.
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 21, 2015, 01:32:51 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 21, 2015, 01:23:14 PM
thankfully, i don't like pineapple slices on my pizza.

Message her and ask if she would like pineapple on your rooster.
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Post by: Tommy on May 21, 2015, 01:36:19 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 21, 2015, 01:23:14 PM
thankfully, i don't like pineapple slices on my pizza.

Do they get in the way of the pineapple and anchovies?
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 21, 2015, 04:31:07 PM: Quote from: Tommy on May 21, 2015, 01:36:19 PM
Do they get in the way of the pineapple and anchovies?

...do the pineapple slices get in the way of the pineapple...

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 24, 2015, 09:54:21 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lccaT9D4R8Q
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Post by: guinness77 on May 28, 2015, 06:40:42 PM: One of our posters doing car commercials now?
(http://imageshack.com/a/img673/9942/H3FYaf.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 28, 2015, 06:42:17 PM: hahahahaha
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Post by: Badger on May 28, 2015, 07:23:41 PM: I noticed TrueCar MB last year. Still freaks me out.
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 29, 2015, 10:34:18 AM: (https://31.media.tumblr.com/c02256b25d6e366e8c4874f4c68a445e/tumblr_inline_noirsd2H5h1sxlnjw_500.gif)
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 30, 2015, 01:01:51 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noCWtagaDJQ
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Post by: Jetaho on June 01, 2015, 11:35:36 AM: http://i.imgur.com/7oOsYpE.webm (http://i.imgur.com/7oOsYpE.webm)
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 01, 2015, 01:30:07 PM: ^haha
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Post by: MBGreen on June 01, 2015, 01:44:40 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on May 28, 2015, 06:40:42 PM
One of our posters doing car commercials now?
(http://imageshack.com/a/img673/9942/H3FYaf.jpg)
What the freak
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Post by: Badger on June 01, 2015, 04:36:15 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 01, 2015, 01:44:40 PM
What the freak

I showed you that last year.
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Post by: guinness77 on June 01, 2015, 04:38:21 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 01, 2015, 04:36:15 PM
I showed you that last year.
I'm assuming these commercials aren't shown in the Arctic Circle?
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Post by: Badger on June 01, 2015, 04:40:05 PM: Why won't tapatalk let me upload it? I still have it on my phone from October.
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Post by: Tommy on June 01, 2015, 04:41:18 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 01, 2015, 04:40:05 PM
Why won't tapatalk let me upload it? I still have it on my phone from October.

I've been having trouble uploading to tapatalk for a while now. Gives me some xml error.
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Post by: guinness77 on June 01, 2015, 04:41:18 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 01, 2015, 04:40:05 PM
Why won't tapatalk let me upload it? I still have it on my phone from October.
I just started seeing these commercials in the last month or so.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GEVNLwckt2k
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Post by: MBGreen on June 01, 2015, 04:58:33 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 01, 2015, 04:36:15 PM
I showed you that last year.
I barely remember your name, Baylorn.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 03, 2015, 09:24:08 AM: This dude is impressive.

http://usa.greekreporter.com/2013/04/06/dont-mess-with-leo-thalassites-u-s-oldest-cop/

The last couple of paragraphs are particularly interesting.
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Post by: NDMick on June 03, 2015, 12:40:18 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 03, 2015, 09:24:08 AM
This dude is impressive.

http://usa.greekreporter.com/2013/04/06/dont-mess-with-leo-thalassites-u-s-oldest-cop/

The last couple of paragraphs are particularly interesting.

Awesome story
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 03, 2015, 02:33:40 PM: He worked literally 5 miles from my house.
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Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2015, 03:03:45 PM: (https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11200781_10153324641628615_5402703098067251559_n.jpg?oh=bf95525b19a0a278a2fc0bc5e059ebf5&oe=55E7DDD4)

/the more you know
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 10, 2015, 09:46:34 AM: http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/largest-great-white-shark-ever-videotaped-underwater/#M1H0vUbefcJQfEL1.97
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Post by: Laxin on June 10, 2015, 07:06:18 PM: https://www.facebook.com/kai.cante/videos/800232906724985/
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Post by: Badger on June 11, 2015, 12:43:21 AM: /r/gonewilder
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Post by: Jumbo on June 11, 2015, 09:43:32 AM: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
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Post by: steves850 on June 11, 2015, 09:51:04 AM: (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VPv3pQdv--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/1291395022858274986.gif)
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 12, 2015, 01:01:27 PM: World's biggest butt.

http://diply.com/nathaniel-knows/ms-new-booty-big-butt/137791
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 13, 2015, 07:26:26 AM: This is a children's book.

(https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11391630_1670524936492926_7406203634219711426_n.jpg?oh=e8313c10186452738827d8bf9f40504c&oe=55EB03D8)
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Post by: Badger on June 13, 2015, 10:54:28 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrvbjBF7YQ
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Post by: Tommy on June 13, 2015, 11:25:23 PM: him running away screaming was the best. Hahahaha
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 22, 2015, 10:14:12 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/XHbBZfZ.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 22, 2015, 10:19:36 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/PAUK3aF.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 10:22:34 AM: LA schools?
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 22, 2015, 11:20:54 AM: I guarantee there are some schools here where 90+% of the students have the same 8 last names.

EDIT: for those curious: Lopez, Hernandez, Martinez, Rodrigez, Sanchez, Gonzalez, Perez, and Garcia.
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Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 11:29:13 AM: I refuse to believe that there's only one Maria Lopez in that school.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 11:33:31 AM: This is some clever excrement.

https://youtu.be/6GNGfse9ZK8
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Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 11:43:03 AM: Isn't that just encouraging illegally passing on a two way road?
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Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 11:52:50 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 11:43:03 AM
Isn't that just encouraging illegally passing on a two way road?

Not even remotely. How do you figure that?
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Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 11:55:36 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 11:52:50 AM
Not even remotely. How do you figure that?

Pretty sure it's illegal to pass on a two way road, because it causes so many accidents. This camera is essentially telling drivers behind the truck "hey go right ahead, it's clear." Sort of like radar detectors that encouraged speeding.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 11:57:49 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 11:55:36 AM
Pretty sure it's illegal to pass on a two way road, because it causes so many accidents. This camera is essentially telling drivers behind the truck "hey go right ahead, it's clear." Sort of like radar detectors that encouraged speeding.

You know how you don't drive? You should keep doing that.
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Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 12:06:56 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 11:57:49 AM
You know how you don't drive? You should keep doing that.

Enlighten me then.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 12:10:29 PM: Quote from: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 12:06:56 PM
Enlighten me then.

Next time you're on a two lane highway, look at the painted line down the middle. If it's solid, you're not allowed to overtake. If it's dotted/dashed then you can.
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 12:15:12 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 12:10:29 PM
Next time you're on a two lane highway, look at the painted line down the middle. If it's solid, you're not allowed to overtake. If it's dotted/dashed then you can.

But the road had broken lines.
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Post by: Tommy on June 22, 2015, 12:15:14 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 12:10:29 PM
Next time you're on a two lane highway, look at the painted line down the middle. If it's solid, you're not allowed to overtake. If it's dotted/dashed then you can.

I always thought overtaking was illegal. I can't believe it's allowed. I know about the dotted lines, but always assumed that two way roads were always divided by a solid line.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 12:15:49 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 12:15:12 PM
But the road had broken lines.

Go. freak. Yourself.
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 12:20:35 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 22, 2015, 12:15:49 PM
Go. freak. Yourself.

Is that a dotted line? So I legally can in fact freak myself, if I had the ability?
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Post by: Fenwyr on June 22, 2015, 12:23:02 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 12:20:35 PM
Is that a dotted line? So I legally can in fact freak myself, if I had the ability?

Not like a double yellow has ever stopped you before.
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 12:45:56 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on June 22, 2015, 12:23:02 PM
Not like a double yellow has ever stopped you before.

Mila Kunis
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Post by: Fenwyr on June 22, 2015, 12:46:32 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 12:45:56 PM
Mila Kunis

Hahahaha
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Post by: NDMick on June 22, 2015, 01:09:21 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 22, 2015, 10:14:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XHbBZfZ.jpg)

DCM hate porn?
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 01:10:30 PM: Quote from: NDMick on June 22, 2015, 01:09:21 PM
DCM hate porn?

If DCM saw them naked he would get confused.
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Post by: dcm1602 on June 22, 2015, 07:58:21 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 22, 2015, 01:10:30 PM
If DCM saw them naked he would get confused.
Even with clothes on I am confused
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Post by: Jumbo on June 22, 2015, 09:08:53 PM: P. Diddy was arrested for assault.
for assaulting Sal Alosi

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/06/22/p-diddy-arrested-after-fight-with-ucla-football-coach-1834637401/

(Alosi is UCLA's S&C coach)
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 22, 2015, 11:45:47 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=del9GSiOGJE
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Post by: CatoTheElder on June 23, 2015, 03:01:50 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on June 22, 2015, 09:08:53 PM
P. Diddy was arrested for assault.
for assaulting Sal Alosi

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/06/22/p-diddy-arrested-after-fight-with-ucla-football-coach-1834637401/

(Alosi is UCLA's S&C coach)

This should be getting more attention because it's hilarious(since no one was actually injured, I feel as though I can laugh at this).
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Post by: Badger on June 23, 2015, 06:02:46 AM: I saw the headline earlier but didn't realize it was Alosi.

This would also be a perfect topic for the Jets Misc thread.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 11:04:54 AM: This is an interesting one.

http://www.thespec.com/news-story/5692735-anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-and-it-costs-her-half-a-million/

Clearly the falsification of medical records is an offense for which they should be punished, but as to the rest of it? I'm of the mind that it's the sort of conversation that everyone has about their customers, and if he hadn't surreptitiously recorded it he wouldn't have had anything to be offended or harmed by. I don't think I really agree with paying him any kind of compensation.

DCM, this is your field I think? Thoughts?
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 24, 2015, 11:07:56 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 11:04:54 AM
This is an interesting one.

http://www.thespec.com/news-story/5692735-anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-and-it-costs-her-half-a-million/ (http://www.thespec.com/news-story/5692735-anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-and-it-costs-her-half-a-million/)

Clearly the falsification of medical records is an offense for which they should be punished, but as to the rest of it? I'm of the mind that it's the sort of conversation that everyone has about their customers, and if he hadn't surreptitiously recorded it he wouldn't have had anything to be offended or harmed by. I don't think I really agree with paying him any kind of compensation.

DCM, this is your field I think? Thoughts?

I was just read this elsewhere and thought to myself, what a bunch of freaking bullshit. Lol 500k for basically saying a few nasty things while he was asleep. freak, I think I am going to sue you assholes for pain and suffering, if that queynte gets 500k, Heismanberg alone is worth a few hundred mill.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2015, 12:32:02 PM: I think there should be punishment on the medical side of things for the anesthesiologist. As far as damages for the person? I wouldn't have sued, but I would have approached the anesthesiologist in person about the comments.
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 24, 2015, 12:55:24 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 24, 2015, 12:32:02 PM
I think there should be punishment on the medical side of things for the anesthesiologist. As far as damages for the person? I wouldn't have sued, but I would have approached the anesthesiologist in person about the comments and got my excrement fucked up.

Fixed for Koz and the train dyke.
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Post by: Jetaho on June 24, 2015, 04:43:35 PM: I'm just going to put this here for future use

(http://i.imgur.com/Kgcm4wt.gif)
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Post by: dcm1602 on June 24, 2015, 08:27:43 PM: I just bought my first robotic vaccuum for almost 600$

excrement freaking better be worth it
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2015, 08:34:10 PM: (https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10928_266090563523948_852701839_n.jpg?oh=10c6faccb79b0ef67a65973929016d50&oe=5633808F)
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 08:36:52 PM: Quote from: dcm1602 on June 24, 2015, 08:27:43 PM
I just bought my first robotic vaccuum for almost 600$

excrement freaking better be worth it

They aren't. I've got one and I still push the Dyson around, the robot vacs don't work for excrement. Take it back and get your money back.
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Post by: dcm1602 on June 24, 2015, 08:38:36 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 08:36:52 PM
They aren't. I've got one and I still push the Dyson around, the robot vacs don't work for excrement. Take it back and get your money back.
One of the newer ones or cheaper ones?

All the reviews are pretty good.

Not expecting it to replace an old vacuum, but if I only needed to use a real one maybe once a month?

Lot of carpet in my new place, wanna stay relatively clean
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 08:39:47 PM: I bought it two years ago and it was one of the better models, it cost about the same as yours I think. Seriously, take it back and use your money elsewhere. They're not very good.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: dcm1602 on June 24, 2015, 08:49:25 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 08:39:47 PM
I bought it two years ago and it was one of the better models, it cost about the same as yours I think. Seriously, take it back and use your money elsewhere. They're not very good.

Guessing it was this one ?

(http://irbt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pIRBT1-13146313v380.png)

It doesnt actually vacuum alot of excrement up ? I figured my place was all one floor, so it would be an ideal fit. Especially with lots of carpet
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 08:55:56 PM: This one, to be exact. We have a dog who sheds a lot.

http://www.amazon.ca/iRobot-Roomba-Series-Vacuum-Cleaning/dp/B00G8U1D98

The problems are legion. It has a tiny capacity for picking up crap, the brushes get clogged very easily, and it's monumentally stupid - it's supposed to be able to learn the room layout, but it just spins off in random directions cleaning the same stretch of floor 47 times from all sorts of different directions while completely ignoring large parts of the room FOR freaking HOURS.

Just pay a cleaner.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2015, 09:01:26 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 08:55:56 PM
This one, to be exact. We have a dog who sheds a lot.

http://www.amazon.ca/iRobot-Roomba-Series-Vacuum-Cleaning/dp/B00G8U1D98

The problems are legion. It has a tiny capacity for picking up crap, the brushes get clogged very easily, and it's monumentally stupid - it's supposed to be able to learn the room layout, but it just spins off in random directions cleaning the same stretch of floor 47 times from all sorts of different directions while completely ignoring large parts of the room FOR freaking HOURS.

Just pay a cleaner.

I don't think this statement is direct enough for him. Please be clearer.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 24, 2015, 09:10:08 PM: Roombas are $600?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 09:32:41 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 24, 2015, 09:10:08 PM
Roombas are $600?

You can get them for less, but they're still not worth it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 24, 2015, 09:40:06 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 09:32:41 PM
You can get them for less, but they're still not worth it.

Yeah but should I buy one?
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 09:41:40 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 24, 2015, 09:40:06 PM
Yeah but should I buy one?

You've got more money than sense, so yeah, go for it.
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Post by: JFIF on June 25, 2015, 01:45:03 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 09:41:40 PM
You've got more money than sense, so yeah, go for it.

I love jew
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Post by: Fenwyr on June 25, 2015, 10:01:37 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2015, 09:32:41 PM
You can get them for less, but they're still not worth it.

I wouldn't buy one if I had carpet. Seems they would be better suited to hardwood floors?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 25, 2015, 10:04:17 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on June 25, 2015, 10:01:37 AM
I wouldn't buy one if I had carpet. Seems they would be better suited to hardwood floors?

I have hardwood throughout and it's still excrement. It doesn't matter what the surface is if it spends two hours trundling round a room only covering the same fifteen square feet over and over again before deciding it's finished and returning to its base station with its triumphant little freaking tune.
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Post by: Jetaho on June 25, 2015, 11:29:39 AM: But does it work on tile?
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:33:53 AM: If I could build my dream house, every room would have a floor that slopes slightly to a central drain. Every room would have entirely waterproof material and a button that would wash it like a dishwasher does when needed. Just close the door and push the wash button.
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Post by: Tommy on June 25, 2015, 11:34:11 AM: For $600 you could've hired a cleaning lady to come by twice a month for an entire year.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:35:15 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 25, 2015, 11:34:11 AM
For $600 you could've hired a cleaning lady to come by twice a month for an entire year.

No way. It would be a lot more than that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 25, 2015, 11:35:50 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:33:53 AM
If I could build my dream house, every room would have a floor that slopes slightly to a central drain. Every room would have entirely waterproof material and a button that would wash it like a dishwasher does when needed. Just close the door and push the wash button.

Dcm should take note. Probably the only way he'll be able to get women wet in his new bedroom.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:36:03 AM: Also, do you guys think these Roombas work?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:37:37 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 25, 2015, 11:35:50 AM
Dcm should take note. Probably the only way he'll be able to get women wet in his new bedroom.

He may need it to wash off the disease.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 25, 2015, 11:45:17 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:33:53 AM
If I could build my dream house, every room would have a floor that slopes slightly to a central drain. Every room would have entirely waterproof material and a button that would wash it like a dishwasher does when needed. Just close the door and push the wash button.

The Central Park apartment that Woody just sold apparently has a room with a self-cleaning floor so that his dogs didn't have to go outside or downstairs to do their business.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:10:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 25, 2015, 11:45:17 AM
The Central Park apartment that Woody just sold apparently has a room with a self-cleaning floor so that his dogs didn't have to go outside or downstairs to do their business.

Old news
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Post by: Badger on June 25, 2015, 12:18:11 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:10:02 PM
Old news

Yes, but it was relevant to this topic.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:21:47 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 11:33:53 AM
If I could build my dream house, every room would have a floor that slopes slightly to a central drain. Every room would have entirely waterproof material and a button that would wash it like a dishwasher does when needed. Just close the door and push the wash button.

Stop stealing my idea's.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:22:15 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 25, 2015, 12:18:11 PM
Yes, but it was relevant to this topic.

Yeah but is it worthwhile to buy a robot vacuum?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 12:23:27 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:22:15 PM
Yeah but is it worthwhile to buy a robot vacuum?
I don't think he's been clear enough about this to Pancake.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:32:07 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2015, 12:23:27 PM
I don't think he's been clear enough about this to Pancake.

Nor I, that' why I am asking him to give us a clear concise answer for once.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 25, 2015, 12:37:24 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 12:32:07 PM
Nor I, that' why I am asking him to give us a clear concise answer for once.

I think you should buy one for dcm as a housewarming gift.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 25, 2015, 01:07:27 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 25, 2015, 12:37:24 PM
I think you should buy one for dcm as a housewarming gift.

Thank you, was that so difficult? I am mailing it to him in Rocky Point, NY.
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Post by: Jetaho on June 26, 2015, 10:52:51 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/mdaspP4.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on June 26, 2015, 10:18:35 PM: http://i.imgur.com/izoEvll.gifv
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Post by: Cane on June 27, 2015, 08:04:35 AM: Stay safe out there, guys.

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2015/06/serial_poo_smearer_on_the_loose_in_ridgewood.html#incart_most-read_morris_article
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Post by: Badger on June 28, 2015, 08:25:41 AM: http://www.reddit.com/r/top/comments/3bc540/favorite_copypasta/csl6ruc
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 28, 2015, 09:13:19 AM: Quote from: Badger on June 28, 2015, 08:25:41 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/top/comments/3bc540/favorite_copypasta/csl6ruc

It's private, ya jerk.
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Post by: Badger on June 28, 2015, 10:32:44 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 28, 2015, 09:13:19 AM
It's private, ya jerk.

Hold please. It's a rambling blowhard post from a reddit moderator.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 28, 2015, 10:35:36 AM: It should be noted that I’ve upvoted every single person who’s disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I’ve met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I’m guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it.

I’m also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I’ve come across. Every question of existentialism which I’ve seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I’ve considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there’s no aspect of psychology which I don’t have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud’s theories.

I’m a good enough writer that I’m writing a book and so far everybody who’s read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that’s not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I’ve heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don’t know if that will suffice as evidence that I’m intelligent. I’m done with it, though, because I’d rather defend my maturity, since it’s what you’ve spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn’t just faking it, I’d even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self’s actions, it shouldn’t be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don’t believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren’t harming others. I don’t have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don’t care what a person’s fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don’t have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that’s not really an impressive moral, but it’s unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of excrement human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I’m pretty much a pacifist. I’ve taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I’ll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don’t attack, I’ll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don’t fight back. I’ve therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I’m never in a situation where I’ll be worse off after a fight. If I’m not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don’t care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I’ll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I’d prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don’t believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it’ll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit “women are crazy” circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don’t think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren’t awesome.

That doesn’t mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don’t believe it’s fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything’s OK when it’s really not (and that’s a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I’m kind of tired of citing these examples and I’m guessing you’re getting tired of reading them, if you’ve even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I’m pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I’m a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

/u/darqwolff

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx?context=9
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 28, 2015, 10:48:37 AM: holy what
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Post by: Johnny English on June 28, 2015, 11:38:15 AM: This just in: fifteen year olds on the internet are either dickwads, or 45 year old men.

http://www.reddit.com/r/InternetAMA/comments/1wnym5/i_am_darqwolff_of_usubredditdrama_infamy/
Title: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 28, 2015, 06:10:19 PM: Writing - I'm working on a television-length animated series to put on YouTube, called the Legend of FIK. The premise is a variety of fictional characters from different genres meeting in post-apocalyptia and embarking on an adventure to stop World War IV and find their ways home. There's a ninja, a Viking, a spaceship captain, a wizard, a cyborg superhero, a private detective from the 1950s, a time-traveling secret agent from the future, a Jamaican ex-drug dealer, and six seasons and a movie worth of storyline with an underlying theme of exploring the relationship between fiction and reality itself, with a plot that I'm hoping sets the world record for the best combination of complexity and understandability. You're free to read the beginning of the pre-visual rough draft of the pilot episode, but this was written for internal use by me and the script artist who will help me turn the screenplay into storyboard-art/a comic book for use in production, so it's still not a very good demonstration of my skills - the dialog is written to be edited during visualization and improvised on by the actors, the non-dialog is written to be expanded on during visualization, this version of the script is basically nothing but framework. If you'd like, I can tell you when we upload the teaser trailer on YouTube so you can see some actual finished product of my work. Until then, I don't really have much.

http://pastebin.com/5YuiwCTR
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 28, 2015, 06:15:04 PM: I'm not clicking on that unless it's Clown Town good.
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Post by: Tommy on June 28, 2015, 06:19:46 PM: What does copy pasta mean?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 28, 2015, 06:23:54 PM: Quote from: Tommy on June 28, 2015, 06:19:46 PM
What does copy pasta mean?

It's like what happened with the klax exit post. excrement gets copied and pasted a lot, sometimes with changes to apply to different situations.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 28, 2015, 06:25:11 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 28, 2015, 06:23:54 PM
It's like what happened with the klax exit post. excrement gets copied and pasted a lot, sometimes with changes to apply to different situations.

Oh so like the shtick post?
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Post by: Johnny English on June 28, 2015, 06:28:05 PM: Quote from: Tommy on June 28, 2015, 06:19:46 PM
What does copy pasta mean?

What the freak did you just freaking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the freak out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that excrement to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the continent, you little excrement. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will excrement fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking dead, kiddo.
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Post by: Badger on June 28, 2015, 07:52:15 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 28, 2015, 06:15:04 PM
I'm not clicking on that unless it's Clown Town good.

I haven't had a chance to read it yet.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 28, 2015, 08:17:41 PM: Quote from: Tommy on June 28, 2015, 06:25:11 PM
Oh so like the shtick post?

#shtickpost
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Post by: Tommy on July 01, 2015, 07:42:24 PM: Hahahaha white people care about their kids.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 01, 2015, 10:16:15 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 01, 2015, 07:42:24 PM
Hahahaha white people care about their kids.

Waterboarding is good parenting.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 09, 2015, 10:02:40 PM: hahaha
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Post by: Badger on July 11, 2015, 10:29:25 PM: http://i.imgur.com/7E8huGZ.gifv
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2015, 02:24:37 PM: I thought this was pretty funny, a whale trying to scare the excrement out of some kids. (http://www.womansday.com/life/entertainment/news/a51203/this-beluga-whale-figuring-out-he-can-scare-kids-is-the-funniest-thing-ever/)
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Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2015, 02:30:29 PM: The thing that I took from that is that you read a website called Woman's Day.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 15, 2015, 02:32:16 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 15, 2015, 02:30:29 PM
The thing that I took from that is that you read a website called Woman's Day.

I looked at the headline.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2015, 02:33:26 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 15, 2015, 02:30:29 PM
The thing that I took from that is that you read a website called Woman's Day.

I'm not surprised.
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Post by: Jetaho on July 15, 2015, 06:09:03 PM: http://imgur.com/gallery/2vnBYSo (http://imgur.com/gallery/2vnBYSo)
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Post by: Pope on July 15, 2015, 06:44:11 PM: Manfred knew what he was doing
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Post by: JFIF on July 15, 2015, 07:17:21 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on July 15, 2015, 06:09:03 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/2vnBYSo (http://imgur.com/gallery/2vnBYSo)

the hair whip finish is the best part
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Post by: Tommy on July 15, 2015, 08:06:59 PM: Who is that? She's hot.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2015, 08:21:22 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 15, 2015, 08:06:59 PM
Who is that? She's hot.

Rob Manfred.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 15, 2015, 08:37:49 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 15, 2015, 08:06:59 PM
Who is that? She's hot.

ayfkm
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Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2015, 09:19:26 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 15, 2015, 08:06:59 PM
Who is that? She's hot.

You are a very special man, Tommy. Never change.
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Post by: Badger on July 15, 2015, 09:31:59 PM: I don't think it's necessary to know who Erin Andrews is.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on July 15, 2015, 09:33:48 PM: Quote from: Badger on July 15, 2015, 09:31:59 PM
I don't think it's necessary to know who Erin Andrews is.

But it does say her name on the page he obviously opened.
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Post by: IATA on July 15, 2015, 09:54:25 PM: look at this nerd, reading and excrement.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2015, 08:38:16 AM: Which one doesn't belong:

(http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2015-07-15/58dd6f20-2af1-11e5-9850-d93dae1d27b7_lena-dunam-taylor-swift.jpg)
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Post by: NDMick on July 16, 2015, 10:45:45 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 16, 2015, 08:38:16 AM
Which one doesn't belong:

(http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2015-07-15/58dd6f20-2af1-11e5-9850-d93dae1d27b7_lena-dunam-taylor-swift.jpg)

The one in the white. Everyone else is wearing black.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2015, 10:58:36 AM: Quote from: NDMick on July 16, 2015, 10:45:45 AM
The one in the white. Everyone else is wearing black.

Very very perceptive you are.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:03:46 AM: That's such a confusing picture. Who are those people?
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2015, 11:10:00 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:03:46 AM
That's such a confusing picture. Who are those people?

They're a bunch of models, Taylor Swift and the short fat girl from HBO.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:12:58 AM: Swift is the one with the camel toe, right?
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2015, 11:22:48 AM: If you were taking one for the team, your future would be obvious.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2015, 11:24:00 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:12:58 AM
Swift is the one with the camel toe, right?

Affirmative.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2015, 11:49:31 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:12:58 AM
Swift is the one with the camel toe, right?

Nice catch, yes.
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Post by: MBGreen on July 16, 2015, 05:40:31 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 16, 2015, 11:03:46 AM
That's such a confusing picture. Who are those people?

the one of the far right is Heismanberg's neighbor.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 16, 2015, 06:02:06 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on July 16, 2015, 05:40:31 PM
the one of the far right is Heismanberg's neighbor.

She hasn't lived here for like a year. She was a disgusting human.
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Post by: Jumbo on July 17, 2015, 08:05:34 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
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Post by: Badger on July 18, 2015, 03:54:08 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/uMo3iBo.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 18, 2015, 04:15:35 PM: Hahah that's been posted here already but still hilarious.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 20, 2015, 09:30:30 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i42cfuc4jW4
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Post by: Johnny English on July 21, 2015, 11:38:54 AM: Wasn't sure where to put this, but it's amazing.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/someone_gave_kkk_marchers_the_farty_tuba_accompaniment_they_deserved
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Post by: Jetaho on July 21, 2015, 03:14:29 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 21, 2015, 11:38:54 AM
Wasn't sure where to put this, but it's amazing.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/someone_gave_kkk_marchers_the_farty_tuba_accompaniment_they_deserved

Such a fitting tribute.
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Post by: Fenwyr on July 25, 2015, 02:50:38 PM: So... This just happened across the street from me. No info yet.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKyKXiiUcAEDbcV.jpg:large)
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Post by: Fenwyr on July 25, 2015, 02:51:35 PM: And yes, that is a swimming pool engulfed in flames. Only in Vegas.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2015, 02:52:51 PM: Plane crash?
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Post by: Fenwyr on July 25, 2015, 02:56:21 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on July 25, 2015, 02:52:51 PM
Plane crash?

My local news sucks. I'm not kidding, that is the pool at the Cosmopolitan, you just can't see it. I can't imagine how many people were there on a Saturday. Heading home, the whole office smells like smoke.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2015, 02:57:41 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on July 25, 2015, 02:56:21 PM
My local news sucks. I'm not kidding, that is the pool at the Cosmopolitan, you just can't see it. I can't imagine how many people were there on a Saturday. Heading home, the whole office smells like smoke.

It's being reported on Twitter. No idea how the fire started yet.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2015, 03:23:20 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD6Qq1iROMA

I hate these guys, so this was great.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 29, 2015, 07:57:38 AM: (https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11694811_971402059584856_6693575559926832189_n.jpg?oh=e1f5be45b7709061303dcb79fa81a8db&oe=564DFE0B)
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Post by: Johnny English on July 29, 2015, 08:10:18 AM: I honestly had no idea that this was an issue for Jews.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/porter-airlines-seat-change-sparked-by-religious-accommodation-says-passenger-1.3171114
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Post by: Pope on July 29, 2015, 09:08:05 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 29, 2015, 08:10:18 AM
I honestly had no idea that this was an issue for Jews.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/porter-airlines-seat-change-sparked-by-religious-accommodation-says-passenger-1.3171114
Fuckin heebs man..
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Post by: Badger on July 29, 2015, 10:19:53 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 29, 2015, 08:10:18 AM
I honestly had no idea that this was an issue for Jews.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/porter-airlines-seat-change-sparked-by-religious-accommodation-says-passenger-1.3171114

You should read the article referenced in the last paragraph. I remember when that happened. Way more obnoxious than this story.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 29, 2015, 10:21:46 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 29, 2015, 10:19:53 AM
You should read the article referenced in the last paragraph. I remember when that happened. Way more obnoxious than this story.

I saw that, which is why I said an issue for Jews. If it had just been this one guy I would have assumed it to be individual douchebaggery rather than doctrine-induced douchebaggery.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 29, 2015, 10:33:26 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 29, 2015, 10:21:46 AM
I saw that, which is why I said an issue for Jews. If it had just been this one guy I would have assumed it to be individual douchebaggery rather than doctrine-induced douchebaggery.

I don't really have much tolerance for those ridiculous retarded "customs". I went to an Orthodox Jewish wedding once, it was the most droll experience of my life. There was a curtain down the middle of the room and the men were on one side and the woman on the other. Holy excrement was it stupid. I left when the men started dancing with each other. I went to say goodbye to the bride, you can't touch her, kiss her on the cheek, anything. I tell you the day I live my life via an outdated 5000 year old book is the day I die.

Conversely I went to an Orthodox Muslim wedding. They accommodated the Americans there, we were allowed to sit near our spouses and such. Such a different experience.
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Post by: Badger on July 29, 2015, 09:16:16 PM: http://imgur.com/a/CBRUP

This guy is retarded.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 29, 2015, 09:20:20 PM: Quote from: Badger on July 29, 2015, 09:16:16 PM
http://imgur.com/a/CBRUP

This guy is retarded.

that gave me cancer
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 29, 2015, 09:25:27 PM: That was 100 percent fake and or that guy was freaking with them.
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Post by: NDMick on July 29, 2015, 09:37:46 PM: the guy said he was on a 5hr road trip. I think he's trolling.
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Post by: Badger on July 29, 2015, 10:00:31 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 29, 2015, 09:25:27 PM
That was 100 percent fake and or that guy was freaking with them.

My dad's a Vice President of computer programming and he said it's real.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 29, 2015, 10:49:07 PM: Quote from: Badger on July 29, 2015, 10:00:31 PM
My dad's a Vice President of computer programming and he said it's real.

I have 360 dollars divided by 317 that says it's not.
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Post by: Badger on July 30, 2015, 06:11:54 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 29, 2015, 10:49:07 PM
I have 360 dollars divided by 317 that says it's not.

That's over a million dollars!
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2015, 07:45:32 AM: Quote from: Badger on July 30, 2015, 06:11:54 AM
That's over a million dollars!

For every person in the country?

Obamacare is awesome.
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Post by: Fenwyr on July 30, 2015, 10:19:54 AM: That had to be fake. If real the person needs to be taken off the streets.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2015, 10:23:29 AM: http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2015/06/30-perfectly-timed-photos-of-dogs/ (http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2015/06/30-perfectly-timed-photos-of-dogs/)

Some examples:

(http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6.6.15-Perfectly-Timed-Photos13.jpeg)

(http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6.6.15-Perfectly-Timed-Photos10-535x590.jpg)

(http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6.6.15-Perfectly-Timed-Photos3.jpg)

(http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6.6.15-Perfectly-Timed-Photos5-546x590.jpg)

(http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6.6.15-Perfectly-Timed-Photos8-590x511.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2015, 12:30:45 PM: (https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11224408_738072152968422_4267904623893439311_n.jpg?oh=c40321cdd02cd72b88f22b2dbd432405&oe=5657DABB)
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Post by: Johnny English on July 30, 2015, 12:41:42 PM: http://i.imgur.com/vVVfVS1.gifv
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Post by: Johnny English on July 30, 2015, 01:39:25 PM: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXWzhvPtRI
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Post by: NDMick on July 30, 2015, 03:00:50 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 30, 2015, 01:39:25 PM
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXWzhvPtRI

Looks like a fun job. Great pensions too.
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Post by: Cane on July 30, 2015, 04:14:02 PM: http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/07/29/entire-school-performs-powerful-haka-teachers-funeral

Pretty cool way to salute a guy.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/M6Qtc_zlGhc[/youtube]
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 31, 2015, 06:30:12 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/168ea2c68ae73a1c3ea0f27963784c41/tumblr_nrcj510YQx1tmefvlo1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on August 01, 2015, 04:03:43 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/f5u2RL5.gif)
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Post by: reuben on August 02, 2015, 09:21:12 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/QFetxTk.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on August 02, 2015, 09:55:17 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 02, 2015, 09:21:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QFetxTk.jpg)

In before Iggy post about how Bridesmaids was the funniest comedy ever, and how women are every bit as funny as men.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 03, 2015, 01:04:27 AM: Quote from: reuben on August 02, 2015, 09:21:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QFetxTk.jpg)

Lololol. The freak is actually going on in that picture? It looks like they're running around trolling sick kids.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 03, 2015, 01:17:53 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 02, 2015, 09:55:17 PM
In before Iggy post about how Bridesmaids was the funniest comedy ever, and how women are every bit as funny as men.

One day, your clearly latent homosexuality will finally cease to be masked by a burning hatred for women as you find yourself waking up next to some large black man, clothes strewn across the floor and a feeling of freedom and pride in your chest. On that day, you'll emerge with a fresh outlook on life. Maybe a little less of an poopchute toward women, suddenly realizing that your desire to belittle and objectify them constantly simply arose from a baffling sense of inability to truly find them desirable. On that day, you'll finally realize that women were never the enemy, but rather the enemy was fear. Fear of coming out to an intolerant immigrant family, to a fast paced world of business, to friends who you knew would be less than understanding, and even to yourself. On that day, though, you'll stop caring. You'll embrace the rooster and yourself.

One day, you'll finally be free to be the open gay man who lurks inside, not the giant flaming bundle of sticks you currently appear to be. That'll be a good day for Tommy, and I hope for your sake that day comes soon. Just not too soon. Sometime between November 14th to 28th would be good, because I really want to win that $500 prize money in the pool and there's already a wait list for next year.
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Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2015, 01:18:34 AM: lmaooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 03, 2015, 07:46:44 AM: That's freaking hilarious.
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 04, 2015, 09:32:00 AM: Lol:

http://news.yahoo.com/miss-bumbum-is-back-search-for-brazils-rear-of-124058491.html

Get your votes in fellas:

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/h8b4i9t.GT.uCKK6e6_IeQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/536a82b8a1f6b99982884124f15a25ed)

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/6nDQ.y_810XvaDN0GMZYKw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/1095a693b0a50f4773f2fc59897fbb78)
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2015, 10:26:25 AM: I'm not a fan of girls with big asses.
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 04, 2015, 10:30:28 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 04, 2015, 10:26:25 AM
I'm not a fan of girls with big asses.

That's because you like dudes with big asses.
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2015, 10:46:16 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on August 04, 2015, 10:30:28 AM
That's because you like dudes with big asses.

Predicted that comeback.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 04, 2015, 01:30:42 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 04, 2015, 10:46:16 AM
Predicted that comeback.

Is exactly what you said when the dog farted it back onto your dick.
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Post by: reuben on August 06, 2015, 07:09:32 PM: I've never encountered a more punchable face. I can't believe this isn't satire.

https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc (https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc)
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 06, 2015, 07:27:09 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 06, 2015, 07:09:32 PM
I've never encountered a more punchable face. I can't believe this isn't satire.

https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc (https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc)

Jesus, he looks like a retarded Vanilla Ice.
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Post by: Johnny English on August 06, 2015, 08:47:18 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 06, 2015, 07:09:32 PM
I've never encountered a more punchable face. I can't believe this isn't satire.

https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc (https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc)

This is the most punchable person in the world. Ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE
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Post by: Heismanberg on August 06, 2015, 08:56:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 06, 2015, 08:47:18 PM
This is the most punchable person in the world. Ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

HOMOPHOBE!
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 07, 2015, 11:21:26 AM: For the creeps in here:

http://www.today.com/news/paralyzed-bride-uses-sexy-photos-challenge-attitudes-about-disability-t37146
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Post by: Tommy on August 07, 2015, 11:24:29 AM: I'd hit it.
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 07, 2015, 11:25:15 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 07, 2015, 11:24:29 AM
I'd hit it.

My god in a second. The best part is you can leave right after you're done and not have her chase you.
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Post by: Johnny English on August 07, 2015, 11:26:53 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 07, 2015, 11:24:29 AM
I'd hit it.

Would it make you feel better to not be the only one in the bed who isn't functioning below the waist?
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 07, 2015, 11:31:26 AM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/tumblr_m6jmz56xGN1r8rtom.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on August 07, 2015, 11:32:18 AM: I couldn't not. You can't pass up an empty net.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 07, 2015, 11:33:15 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 07, 2015, 11:26:53 AM
Would it make you feel better to not be the only one in the bed who isn't functioning below the waist?

Awesome. Have all the honks.

Seriously, that's freaking awful what happened to her. Paralyzed at your bridal shower while you're getting ready for the wedding? Daaaaaaamn. Good for her for getting her life back together after that.
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Post by: Tommy on August 07, 2015, 11:39:54 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 07, 2015, 11:26:53 AM
Would it make you feel better to not be the only one in the bed who isn't functioning below the waist?

I got nothing.
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2015, 12:59:39 PM: Quote from: Tommy on August 07, 2015, 11:39:54 AM
I got nothing.

Is that what you told the hooker?

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11822304_894059190643555_6269237266528146355_n.jpg?oh=dbd979b64e5fa3813cd6db7129e542a3&oe=564D8F05)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on August 07, 2015, 01:26:43 PM: http://youtu.be/o92M92omEH0

So...this is what passes as a PSA in the country north of us?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 07, 2015, 01:34:26 PM: That was slightly odd.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 07, 2015, 01:40:26 PM: YouTube is blocked, did someone get horribly disfigured/injured?

Edit: nvm, googled the url. Rape whistle?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on August 07, 2015, 01:41:05 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 07, 2015, 01:34:26 PM
That was slightly odd.
So is the little girl's smile looking at the whistle.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on August 07, 2015, 01:50:08 PM: I cry every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 07, 2015, 02:10:15 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 07, 2015, 01:50:08 PM
I cry every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA

You really did leave me for MB. lol
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on August 07, 2015, 02:48:44 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on August 07, 2015, 02:10:15 PM
You really did leave me for MB. lol

I'm pretty good in the sack.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 07, 2015, 02:56:35 PM: I am disapoint.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: GuntPunt on August 09, 2015, 04:48:20 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 06, 2015, 07:09:32 PM
I've never encountered a more punchable face. I can't believe this isn't satire.

https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc (https://youtu.be/jLzgFkouSmc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgKKxs7Xf8k
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2015, 03:21:44 PM: (https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11896124_1644028719143976_4609473368656389371_n.jpg?oh=c16cbd9ddaf1fd903279373a44a07c25&oe=563B19A5)

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11896108_1685796358318918_501218645459910233_n.jpg?oh=51ab0180414fafe43183a2436100c72b&oe=5642A4F8)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 13, 2015, 09:15:05 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/3b378549e5765770991ec85af18f7884/tumblr_nkwltpK7T51ta7ytno1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2015, 10:36:21 PM: Check out /r/justfuckmyshitup
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 14, 2015, 05:39:16 AM: Quote from: Badger on August 13, 2015, 10:36:21 PM
Check out /r/justfuckmyshitup

Did not disappoint.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on August 16, 2015, 09:28:44 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snx30R2Nx70 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snx30R2Nx70)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 18, 2015, 01:38:19 PM: (http://crimsonconcrete.unst.pdx.edu/website/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/man-eats-underwear.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 18, 2015, 01:53:39 PM: Without the pic we could have taken a poll to see which JO poster would most likely do this, either Tommy or DCM.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 18, 2015, 03:31:21 PM: That dude is only 18? He looks 40.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 18, 2015, 04:51:36 PM: Lol that can't be him that looks like a middle aged dude.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on August 18, 2015, 05:36:31 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on August 18, 2015, 01:53:39 PM
Without the pic we could have taken a poll to see which JO poster would most likely do this, either Tommy or DCM.

Haha I don't drive.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on August 18, 2015, 10:09:37 PM: That's what 18 year olds look like in Alberta.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 19, 2015, 07:00:23 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLx77bG1GSQ
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on August 19, 2015, 01:28:23 PM: (http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2015/images/08/18/marcorubio.gif)

This could be useful at some point.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on August 19, 2015, 02:50:07 PM: I found JO's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0d0pQgLNws
Title: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2015, 06:51:39 PM: CHEVY TRUCKS CHEVY TRUCKS CHEVY TRUCKS

That video never gets old.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Pope on August 19, 2015, 06:58:53 PM: Wow they really like making out with other guys huh
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on August 20, 2015, 02:38:26 PM: http://imgur.com/gallery/7VuHhHy (http://imgur.com/gallery/7VuHhHy)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 21, 2015, 09:59:53 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM&feature=youtu.be)

0:59
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2015, 10:02:10 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 21, 2015, 09:59:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM&feature=youtu.be)

0:59

hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahaha
hahaha
hahahahahaaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2015, 10:08:09 PM: Quote from: reuben on August 21, 2015, 09:59:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM&feature=youtu.be)

0:59

We need that guy in here.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2015, 10:09:30 PM: hahahahahahahahah

idunno

Satan's pretty cool!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 21, 2015, 10:09:37 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 21, 2015, 10:08:09 PM
We need that guy in here.

Because we're under-served with fake self-obsessed wankers?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2015, 10:12:07 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 21, 2015, 10:09:37 PM
Because we're under-served with fake self-obsessed wankers?

This guy is a special kind of weird.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 21, 2015, 10:14:37 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 21, 2015, 10:12:07 PM
This guy is a special kind of weird.

He's reading a script. He's the kind of prick who goes out of his way to tell you just how crazy he is. When the police get called to the bar because someone just kicked the excrement out of him, you tell them that you didn't see who did it because although you did you want the guy who did it to hang around for a bit so you can buy them a drink.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2015, 10:15:08 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on August 21, 2015, 10:12:07 PM
This guy is a special kind of weird.

no fun allowed
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on August 22, 2015, 12:31:07 AM: it's like a south park character came to life.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Cane on August 22, 2015, 05:39:07 AM: You can tell the girl behind him is like, "Not the freaking Mrs. Pepperton excrement again, Jeff".
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on August 22, 2015, 07:55:01 AM: apparently it's fake
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on August 22, 2015, 07:55:51 AM: it's all fake
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 22, 2015, 07:57:08 AM: who cares

it's still funny
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on August 22, 2015, 07:58:06 AM: it's hilarious. But I just learned it's fake
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 22, 2015, 08:29:41 AM: Quote from: NDMick on August 22, 2015, 07:58:06 AM
it's hilarious. But I just learned it's fake

I had a funny feeling.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on August 22, 2015, 09:17:53 AM: How is it fake? I just saw it. It's real. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a figment of my imagination. Was it? Are you a magnet?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 22, 2015, 09:42:50 AM: Of course it's fake. It's still hilarious.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 22, 2015, 09:48:45 AM: Some of his other excrement is up online and it's funny.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 22, 2015, 09:49:45 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egV9yWMFuCE
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 22, 2015, 10:37:07 AM: For Russ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2xIVPas88
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 22, 2015, 10:40:19 AM: Bloodjaculate
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 22, 2015, 10:42:20 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0bpqlYzg5I&list=PLwTI_f3hYqExo91yNWQGeN92t72d5AikJ
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 22, 2015, 10:44:01 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on August 22, 2015, 10:42:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0bpqlYzg5I&list=PLwTI_f3hYqExo91yNWQGeN92t72d5AikJ

what
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2015, 11:29:12 PM: This woman is my hero.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/25/woman-downs-whole-bottle-of-cognac-at-beijing-airport-security-control?CMP=share_btn_tw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2015, 04:53:08 PM: https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xft1/v/t42.1790-2/11738912_10153449202315853_104394458_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjY3MSwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=671&vabr=373&oh=82881ff73db87b32ecb3d9b20b8bf786&oe=55DE4ADA
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on August 26, 2015, 05:01:24 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 26, 2015, 04:53:08 PM
https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xft1/v/t42.1790-2/11738912_10153449202315853_104394458_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjY3MSwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=671&vabr=373&oh=82881ff73db87b32ecb3d9b20b8bf786&oe=55DE4ADA

Didn't she get hurt from that? Thought I read she was injured due to a Stone Cold Stunner in the lake.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 26, 2015, 05:07:29 PM: No idea. Please don't expect me to source check the garbage I copy off Facebook for dubious amusement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on August 31, 2015, 12:34:27 AM: https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 31, 2015, 12:30:11 PM: Moved to the latrine.
(http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/08/31/man-suffering-from-constipation-for-10-years-has-11-pound-stool-removed/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 03, 2015, 03:12:12 PM: I like the kid dancing through the middle of it. lol

http://news.yahoo.com/video/back-school-brawl-caught-camera-115526123.html (http://news.yahoo.com/video/back-school-brawl-caught-camera-115526123.html)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 08, 2015, 08:57:41 AM: WTF noooooo

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on September 08, 2015, 09:01:22 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on September 08, 2015, 08:57:41 AM
WTF noooooo

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360

hahaha what
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2015, 01:08:41 PM: Hahaha filed under crazy derriere bitches:

http://news.yahoo.com/angry-wife-trashes-husbands-car-after-finding-out-150006773.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 08, 2015, 01:25:47 PM: Good for her. freak that guy. If you cheat, you deserve what you get. My only problem is that a guy doing the same thing wouldn't get the same lenient treatment.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 08, 2015, 01:34:18 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on September 08, 2015, 01:25:47 PM
Good for her. freak that guy. If you cheat, you deserve what you get. My only problem is that a guy doing the same thing wouldn't get the same lenient treatment.

It's Russia so who knows.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on September 08, 2015, 02:17:01 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGwf7CBWuw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGwf7CBWuw)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2015, 02:35:25 PM: I've watched that several times and I still don't see what's so offensive about it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on September 08, 2015, 08:10:52 PM: its a huge rooster going into a jayhawk mouth.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on September 09, 2015, 11:44:24 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 08, 2015, 02:35:25 PM
I've watched that several times and I still don't see what's so offensive about it.
Obviously, you've been desensitized by of all that rooster you eat.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 12:01:51 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on September 09, 2015, 11:44:24 AM
Obviously, you've been desensitized by of all that rooster you eat.

That, or you are much more practised than me when it comes to looking at cocks. Because I just watched that video again and I still can't see anything really resembling a rooster. I see the bird on the left, but unless the cocks with which you're familiar have dorsal fins I'm confused as to the rest of it.

According to KSU it was supposed to be the Starship Enterprise (http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/kansas-state-apologizes-suspends-directer-of-bands-offensive-nsfw-halftime-show).
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2015, 12:19:53 PM: Nah JE, it's much more plausible you're the resident JO expert on rooster.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2015, 12:21:11 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on September 09, 2015, 11:44:24 AM
Obviously, you've been desensitized by of all that rooster you eat.

He calls it an English Breakfast.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 12:24:09 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on September 09, 2015, 12:19:53 PM
Nah JE, it's much more plausible you're the resident JO expert on rooster.

In which case, as a rooster expert I suggest that if your rooster looks like the KSU Marching Band's performance from the weekend, you should seek urgent medical attention.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: NDMick on September 09, 2015, 01:05:29 PM: Better question: Why is a Jayhawk eating the Starship Enterprise?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on September 09, 2015, 02:23:50 PM: In defense of JE, that is one weird looking rooster - not that I stare in the men's room or anything.

(http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/05/space_1749711c.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on September 09, 2015, 02:58:36 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on September 09, 2015, 02:23:50 PM
In defense of JE, that is one weird looking rooster - not that I stare in the men's room or anything.

(http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/05/space_1749711c.jpg)

I wish mine looked like that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2015, 03:03:08 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on September 09, 2015, 02:58:36 PM
I wish mine looked like that.

What does it matter?

Were it a spaceship, could you possibly play with it any more than you already do?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2015, 10:13:16 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on September 09, 2015, 02:58:36 PM
I wish mine looked like that.

So it can boldly go where no man has gone before...

I'm not witty enough to finish this joke.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on September 09, 2015, 10:17:43 PM: Quote from: Badger on September 09, 2015, 12:21:11 PM
He calls it an English Breakfast.
*spotted dick
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 10:20:19 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on September 09, 2015, 10:17:43 PM
*spotted dick

Spotted Dick isn't breakfast you freaking heathen, it's dessert. Although I can see how as an American you might mistake the two.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on September 09, 2015, 10:21:17 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 09, 2015, 10:20:19 PM
Spotted Dick isn't breakfast you freaking heathen, it's dessert. Although I can see how as an American you might mistake the two.
hahaha....well done.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2015, 05:29:51 AM: TIL JE eats dick for dessert too.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2015, 06:19:37 AM: Quote from: Tommy on September 09, 2015, 10:13:16 PM
So it can boldly go where a she-man has gone before...

I'm not witty enough to finish this joke.

Uranus?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jetaho on September 10, 2015, 10:51:27 AM: Mmm, spotted dick covered with a creamy sauce. Perhaps a bit too tangy?

(http://www.nathankramer.com/COOKBOOK/file/Spotted-Dick-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2015, 10:54:17 AM: "Creamy sauce"? That's custard. Or creme anglaise, as I believe you people call it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on September 10, 2015, 10:56:56 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 10, 2015, 10:54:17 AM
"Creamy sauce"? That's custard. Or creme anglaise, as I believe you people call it.

Straight from Chef's salty chocolate balls.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2015, 12:33:48 PM: http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/08/police-man-finds-wife-naked-in-bed-with-her-dad-gets-stabbed-by-father-in-law/#.Ve8u7iYf2xs.facebook
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 10, 2015, 06:19:39 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on September 10, 2015, 12:33:48 PM
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/08/police-man-finds-wife-naked-in-bed-with-her-dad-gets-stabbed-by-father-in-law/#.Ve8u7iYf2xs.facebook

#blackwivesmatter
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 11, 2015, 12:20:08 PM: I thought this was amusing, the guy has a ton of patience:

http://www.complex.com/style/2015/09/guy-spends-year-texting-girl-to-get-sunglasses-back
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on September 14, 2015, 06:43:12 PM: Unsure of how to react to this

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/09/devos-jerry-casale-had-a-911-themed-wedding/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on September 14, 2015, 07:26:10 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on September 14, 2015, 06:43:12 PM
Unsure of how to react to this

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/09/devos-jerry-casale-had-a-911-themed-wedding/

what the hell
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 15, 2015, 05:02:43 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzg6nQz6FWw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 15, 2015, 05:49:41 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on September 14, 2015, 06:43:12 PM
Unsure of how to react to this

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/09/devos-jerry-casale-had-a-911-themed-wedding/

I'm pretty sure when you're a 67 year old marrying a 26 year old, you can do whatever the freak you want.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 16, 2015, 11:17:20 AM: I've never heard of this guy before, and now I suspect I never will again. What gets into people's heads?

http://ca.eonline.com/news/696382/the-league-actor-steve-rannazzisi-comes-clean-my-9-11-escape-story-wasn-t-true
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Post by: NDMick on September 16, 2015, 02:16:42 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 16, 2015, 11:17:20 AM
I've never heard of this guy before, and now I suspect I never will again. What gets into people's heads?

http://ca.eonline.com/news/696382/the-league-actor-steve-rannazzisi-comes-clean-my-9-11-escape-story-wasn-t-true

It coincides with his character on The League.

Method acting at it's finest?
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 16, 2015, 03:26:54 PM: Good lord he could have killed the other guy:

http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/heroes-villains/201509/high-school-football-player-tears-opponents-helmet-clubs-him-head
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 16, 2015, 08:50:45 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on September 16, 2015, 03:26:54 PM
Good lord he could have killed the other guy:

http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/heroes-villains/201509/high-school-football-player-tears-opponents-helmet-clubs-him-head

I always worry something like that is going to happen when our kids get into fights at practice.
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 17, 2015, 09:46:04 AM: (https://scontent.forf1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12003952_10207831632856630_1519799892898131633_n.jpg?oh=a41f3d8d82f7dc8381313c3bc2b4e2c0&oe=56A2AEA7)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on September 18, 2015, 08:22:59 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 18, 2015, 08:29:00 AM: I have been reading a bunch of these, if anyone cares they provide the difference between Special Forces units, I love reading about this stuff:

For example the difference between Seal Team 6 and Delta Force:

http://www.wearethemighty.com/seal-team-6-delta-force-2015-05
http://sofrep.com/5447/differences-delta-and-seal-team-6/
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Post by: Tommy on September 18, 2015, 09:37:26 AM: Clickhole is now one of my favorite sites. If you're bored, try out their "ClickVentures", which are hilarious and ridiculous versions of a browser based "choose your own adventure" type of game.

Here are my favorites:

You are a bouncer: http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-are-bouncer-trendiest-bar-town-can-you-keep-tr-2828

Plan your son's funeral: http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/plan-your-sons-funeral-2520

Can you keep an eye on the pope for a few minutes? http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/can-you-keep-eye-pope-just-5-minutes-2979

You arrive in America: http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-arrive-america-2435
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 18, 2015, 10:24:33 AM: Quote from: Tommy on September 18, 2015, 09:37:26 AM
Clickhole is now one of my favorite sites. If you're bored, try out their "ClickVentures", which are hilarious and ridiculous versions of a browser based "choose your own adventure" type of game.

Here are my favorites:

You are a bouncer: http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-are-bouncer-trendiest-bar-town-can-you-keep-tr-2828

Plan your son's funeral: http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/plan-your-sons-funeral-2520

Can you keep an eye on the pope for a few minutes? http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/can-you-keep-eye-pope-just-5-minutes-2979

You arrive in America: http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-arrive-america-2435

Did the bouncer one twice- got fired once and moved in with that male local celebrity the second time.

Did the funeral one once- blew off my kid's funeral, vacuumed up his ghost after punching it in the face, then updated my man cave with the funeral money. Sweet.
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Post by: reuben on September 20, 2015, 01:43:19 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cExxkOO5TmQ&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cExxkOO5TmQ&feature=youtu.be)
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Post by: IATA on September 21, 2015, 10:30:16 PM: (https://41.media.tumblr.com/1ced39f31e8d8fda0117891935c5f4a4/tumblr_niujleigjk1u0gizpo3_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on September 21, 2015, 10:31:34 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/f5a61b41059a95a27e7513fb10c38819/tumblr_nuyr7cCi1m1qj88rjo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 23, 2015, 04:02:25 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/1eu82un.gif)
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Post by: Badger on September 27, 2015, 10:23:22 AM: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebritySandwiches/
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Post by: Badger on September 27, 2015, 09:31:13 PM: http://www.starwipe.com/
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Post by: Badger on September 29, 2015, 09:21:30 PM: (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/29/21bce5ac09110c61e3db35e52399eac8.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 29, 2015, 10:25:03 PM: (https://36.media.tumblr.com/d720db8450a90bc923fae34eb5b59a71/tumblr_nmsydnFwNr1u5bakpo1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2015, 10:34:05 PM: Hahahahahaha
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 30, 2015, 12:05:01 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/0444e728a9defb12628a0ddb01f18e8d/tumblr_nnbec8eVgg1s0f0i8o1_1280.png)
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Post by: Tommy on September 30, 2015, 03:02:09 PM: Hahaha. That reminds me of the sons in Me Myself and Irene.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 01, 2015, 03:42:09 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=50&v=nU5cMZymSr0
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Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2015, 03:30:23 PM: "Bear...stop that. Stop that, bear.

it's the end of the september, why are you here? Stop that."
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 02, 2015, 07:42:01 PM: Holy excrement I am surprised that bear didn't freaking run for the hills with that annoying high pitched voice.

Also I hate you for posting that annoying queynte.
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Post by: Badger on October 03, 2015, 09:29:28 AM: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n8cxj/whats_the_stupidest_fight_youve_ever_had_with_an/?utm_content=bufferd0d88&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
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Post by: Tommy on October 04, 2015, 09:58:40 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 03, 2015, 09:29:28 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3n8cxj/whats_the_stupidest_fight_youve_ever_had_with_an/?utm_content=bufferd0d88&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Don't care if true or not, but that first post was hilarious.
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 07, 2015, 03:18:59 PM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12107964_1194643910549623_6676527881212645541_n.jpg?oh=2147b8071f0f8e2ce0e651ece9642260&oe=568C002B)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 07, 2015, 07:13:11 PM: ^Bruh, that excrement is like a week old and she still ain't found a straight man who can handle it.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on October 07, 2015, 08:31:24 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on September 16, 2015, 08:50:45 PM
I always worry something like that is going to happen when our kids get into fights at practice.
Quote from: Miamipuck on September 16, 2015, 03:26:54 PM
Good lord he could have killed the other guy:

http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/heroes-villains/201509/high-school-football-player-tears-opponents-helmet-clubs-him-head

Does anyone know what happened to this kid? I could only find that there was still no decision, but that was from a September 22nd article.
http://nj1015.com/still-no-word-on-charges-against-linden-football-player/

that little excrement should be charged with assault, he could have killed the ginger.
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2015, 10:54:43 PM: Quote from: IATA on October 07, 2015, 08:31:24 PM

Does anyone know what happened to this kid? I could only find that there was still no decision, but that was from a September 22nd article.
http://nj1015.com/still-no-word-on-charges-against-linden-football-player/

that little excrement should be charged with assault, he could have killed the ginger.

I think they had an official that was hit by a helmet that was swung like a weapon on Real Sports with Bryan Gumballs. That dude was almost killed, 20-30 facial surgery's etc. The ginger got extremely lucky that dude didn't really connect.
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 11, 2015, 07:34:55 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/e4dfa08cc89d3b56646d983bc7ddf897/tumblr_nsq5wpbr961sjulefo1_540.jpg)

greatest tweet of all-time
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Post by: Jetaho on October 13, 2015, 10:23:49 AM: Hipsters mistaken for ISIS - reported to police.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/driver-in-sweden-mistakes-group-of-bearded-men-for-isis-calls-police/ar-AAfoUyy?li=BBgzzfc (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/driver-in-sweden-mistakes-group-of-bearded-men-for-isis-calls-police/ar-AAfoUyy?li=BBgzzfc)
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Post by: Tommy on October 13, 2015, 12:43:13 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on October 13, 2015, 10:23:49 AM
Hipsters mistaken for ISIS - reported to police.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/driver-in-sweden-mistakes-group-of-bearded-men-for-isis-calls-police/ar-AAfoUyy?li=BBgzzfc (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/driver-in-sweden-mistakes-group-of-bearded-men-for-isis-calls-police/ar-AAfoUyy?li=BBgzzfc)

lololololol
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 14, 2015, 08:28:33 AM: Some idiot messing with a disabled Vet: lol

http://news.yahoo.com/see-disabled-army-vets-perfect-response-after-113340501.html (http://news.yahoo.com/see-disabled-army-vets-perfect-response-after-113340501.html)

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/2dx18HMwnsPu2HVzKeilzw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/abb1b555902be82e0c9a16cea1762b79)

his response:

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/LETbv5xIiBKBLKW_TVgbbQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/048f911a495a27833f12e6053a93bb78)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 14, 2015, 08:50:20 AM: Hmm.... I'm going to take /r/thathappened for $100, Alex. If the note was left on his windshield and was unsigned, how did he know where to leave or send the response?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 14, 2015, 09:01:39 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 14, 2015, 08:50:20 AM
Hmm.... I'm going to take /r/thathappened for $100, Alex. If the note was left on his windshield and was unsigned, how did he know where to leave or send the response?

He didn't per se, he put it on reddit:

Quote
A picture of the two letters was uploaded to Reddit, and it’s since gone viral with more than 2.8 million views.
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Post by: Badger on October 14, 2015, 07:05:31 PM: (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/14/b42ce13d66ce7b4bcc083e3f7b3ac94f.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 14, 2015, 07:17:16 PM: haha

black people twitter is excellent
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on October 15, 2015, 04:02:02 PM: http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=455&lat=42.0895854&lng=-71.2649969&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&casualties=1&ff=50&zm=12

For the greater good
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 15, 2015, 04:32:34 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on October 15, 2015, 04:02:02 PM
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=455&lat=42.0895854&lng=-71.2649969&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&casualties=1&ff=50&zm=12

For the greater good

Too small.
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Post by: Badger on October 15, 2015, 05:09:59 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on October 15, 2015, 04:32:34 PM
Too small.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/15/4f9a70e4ac2afabdc8669b37ffa4b2d1.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 15, 2015, 05:19:22 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 15, 2015, 05:09:59 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/15/4f9a70e4ac2afabdc8669b37ffa4b2d1.jpg)

That's the one!
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 15, 2015, 05:31:46 PM: http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=100000&lat=25.7616798&lng=-80.1917902&hob_opt=1&hob_psi=5&hob_ft=47553&casualties=1&ff=52&zm=9
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 15, 2015, 05:35:21 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on October 15, 2015, 05:31:46 PM
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=100000&lat=25.7616798&lng=-80.1917902&hob_opt=1&hob_psi=5&hob_ft=47553&casualties=1&ff=52&zm=9

In 2-3 months go right ahead.
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Post by: Badger on October 15, 2015, 07:02:56 PM: I think Ft Lauderdale should be the target, that way you can still hit Miami and Boca Raton without hitting the Keys.
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 15, 2015, 07:05:05 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 15, 2015, 07:02:56 PM
I think Ft Lauderdale should be the target, that way you can still hit Miami and Boca Raton without hitting the Keys.

Done
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Post by: Johnny English on October 16, 2015, 11:54:38 AM: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11935421/Whos-a-pretty-boy-then-Man-cuts-off-his-ears-to-look-like-a-parrot.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 16, 2015, 02:36:36 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 16, 2015, 11:54:38 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11935421/Whos-a-pretty-boy-then-Man-cuts-off-his-ears-to-look-like-a-parrot.html

My initial reaction is "WHAT THE freak" but I really can't blame people for doing excrement that obviously makes them really happy, especially if it doesn't affect anyone else. Then again, people do have to look at that fuckn' thing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on October 16, 2015, 03:41:04 PM: Quote from: Tommy on October 16, 2015, 02:36:36 PM
My initial reaction is "WHAT THE freak" but I really can't blame people for doing excrement that obviously makes them really happy, especially if it doesn't affect anyone else. Then again, people do have to look at that fuckn' thing.
Until he ends up with MRSA and perpetually in a hospital racking up medical bills.
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Post by: Badger on October 19, 2015, 05:25:57 PM: http://www.starwipe.com/article/pewdiepie-and-4-other-youtube-millionaires-help-yo-812
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 19, 2015, 08:36:53 PM: Quote from: Badger on October 19, 2015, 05:25:57 PM
http://www.starwipe.com/article/pewdiepie-and-4-other-youtube-millionaires-help-yo-812

Those numbers can't be right. There's no way these people make that much off YouTube videos. Right?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2015, 09:44:21 PM: Quote from: Tommy on October 19, 2015, 08:36:53 PM
Those numbers can't be right. There's no way these people make that much off YouTube videos. Right?

Most legit sources I skimmed over said PewDiePie made over $7M in 2014.
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 20, 2015, 08:06:14 AM: (https://36.media.tumblr.com/540e2d2ed1e79162bf52387dda2e13f9/tumblr_nup5j8DboW1tm1x8po1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 20, 2015, 08:08:09 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/LkPikFT.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 20, 2015, 09:57:31 AM: I saw this tweet on the trending bar on the side. I have no idea what this is or means. My whiteness blinds me.

Quote
D.R.A.M. Claims Drake ‘Jacked’ ‘Cha Cha’ for ‘Hotline Bling’
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 20, 2015, 10:03:09 AM: hahaha
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Post by: Tommy on October 21, 2015, 01:14:35 PM: (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/21/af2e63de7421b18da56b2b93bc956fb1.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 22, 2015, 09:46:13 AM: This article is quite long but absolutely brilliant, and well worth ten minutes of your time. (No, it isn't my usual pinko peacenik crap.)

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a37838/end-of-war-1015/
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Post by: Pope on October 22, 2015, 10:21:55 AM: Thanks, I'll pass
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Post by: MBGreen on October 23, 2015, 09:08:46 AM: http://www.winnipegsun.com/2015/10/23/the-children-look-delicious-may-i-have-a-taste-woman-allegedly-sent-anonymous-notes-to-neighbouring-family

wtf
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 23, 2015, 09:29:06 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on October 23, 2015, 09:08:46 AM
http://www.winnipegsun.com/2015/10/23/the-children-look-delicious-may-i-have-a-taste-woman-allegedly-sent-anonymous-notes-to-neighbouring-family

wtf

I think she just has an awkward sense of humor and poor social skills.
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Post by: Badger on October 24, 2015, 12:22:33 PM: https://vine.co/v/eVZlmQH1LTn
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Post by: reuben on October 24, 2015, 07:39:13 PM: nm fake story....
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Post by: Badger on October 24, 2015, 07:46:39 PM: Quote from: reuben on October 24, 2015, 07:39:13 PM
nm fake story....

That never stopped us before.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2015, 07:48:35 PM: (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/25/b19e136ba86e7af0f8b7c62aebfef699.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Pope on October 25, 2015, 08:34:52 PM: She's right because I got depressed looking at that wheelbarrow load of excrement
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 25, 2015, 10:15:40 PM: I don't know I never get depressed looking at a well dressed hot broad.
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Post by: IATA on October 26, 2015, 08:45:49 AM: what the freak kind of name is "tykree"
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 27, 2015, 02:17:03 PM: This is awesome:

http://www.businessinsider.com/man-gets-60000-emirates-airlines-flight-with-frequent-flyer-miles-loophole-2015-10
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Post by: Tommy on October 27, 2015, 02:31:09 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on October 27, 2015, 02:17:03 PM
This is awesome:

http://www.businessinsider.com/man-gets-60000-emirates-airlines-flight-with-frequent-flyer-miles-loophole-2015-10

That was awesome. I've done business class before, which is already insanely top notch, but this is on a whole other level. Christ.
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Post by: Jumbo on October 27, 2015, 02:52:06 PM: https://youtu.be/8sMEGv8Nr6c?t=158
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 27, 2015, 04:17:24 PM: Parents get revenge on stalker:

http://nypost.com/2015/10/26/parents-beat-daughters-stalker-tie-him-to-lamp-post/

https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/658609306682728448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw (https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/658609306682728448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw)
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Post by: IATA on October 28, 2015, 12:04:03 PM: (https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11352189_364380333732442_1268912119_n.jpg)
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Post by: Jetaho on October 29, 2015, 02:13:05 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/uJXZBiV.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on October 31, 2015, 07:17:20 PM: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 31, 2015, 11:45:01 PM: Tourist gets into a bit of trouble for saying "nigga":

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_vXSOzRvnWs
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on November 01, 2015, 12:15:33 AM: Quote from: Tommy on October 31, 2015, 11:45:01 PM
Tourist gets into a bit of trouble for saying "nigga":

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_vXSOzRvnWs

you a slick devil
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Post by: reuben on November 01, 2015, 07:44:46 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/wYuSrkh.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2015, 10:47:20 AM: No more of this:

(https://www.google.com/search?q=camel+toe&biw=1665&bih=878&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI4JLLzJv3yAIVRDQ-Ch2hUwE7#imgrc=iUeYOu3rPkfD0M%3A)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ydqvYg-cZBs/UXydyQY3VmI/AAAAAAAAVnU/KUk0bxHTmg4/s1600/338659_Dots+and+Stripes!+(and+Camel+Toe).jpg)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KoYgn93oc68/Tp48NJCiiVI/AAAAAAAAIIA/sxsq1CM5hkw/s1600/Cameltoe+billybob.jpg)

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/10/28/rise-in-women-seeking-procedures-to-avoid-camel-toe-in-yoga-pants.html?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/10/28/rise-in-women-seeking-procedures-to-avoid-camel-toe-in-yoga-pants.html?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork)
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Post by: NDMick on November 04, 2015, 02:01:03 PM: why no more of that? What planet is this?
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Post by: Jumbo on November 04, 2015, 03:37:19 PM: The year 2000 was a different time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEwmxye3Fkw
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Post by: Tommy on November 04, 2015, 08:25:46 PM: Hahahahha
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Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2015, 10:48:15 AM: (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rMw3uSod9UU/Vjt-OyAnE7I/AAAAAAAAEwM/IyldCXnj2-U/s512/2015-11-05.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on November 05, 2015, 11:46:25 AM: Wtf is that excrement
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Post by: insanity on November 05, 2015, 12:12:34 PM: Quote from: NDMick on November 04, 2015, 02:01:03 PM
why no more of that? What planet is this?

If that happens I'm moving to Canada
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Post by: Badger on November 05, 2015, 03:58:51 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on November 05, 2015, 10:48:15 AM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rMw3uSod9UU/Vjt-OyAnE7I/AAAAAAAAEwM/IyldCXnj2-U/s512/2015-11-05.jpg)

4 honks
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 06, 2015, 11:47:39 AM: http://creambmp.com/whoopi-tired-of-raven-coming-to-work-smelling-like-py/
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Post by: Badger on November 07, 2015, 08:41:39 PM: (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/07/2a9cd5b114bf1403eb93090341e91719.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2015, 08:46:08 PM: ^hahaha
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2015, 09:05:33 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 07, 2015, 08:41:39 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/07/2a9cd5b114bf1403eb93090341e91719.jpg)

awesome
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Post by: Coach K on November 08, 2015, 06:11:32 AM: Wow lol
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Post by: Hemi on November 08, 2015, 08:44:14 AM: Quote from: Badger on November 07, 2015, 08:41:39 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/07/2a9cd5b114bf1403eb93090341e91719.jpg)

So exactly how did you find this....doing some searching?
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 08, 2015, 09:02:01 AM: Quote from: Hemi on November 08, 2015, 08:44:14 AM
So exactly how did you find this....doing some searching?

He was looking to run a train with some guys. Honest mistake. He wasn't looking for an actual train, just gay sex with multiple men.
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 09, 2015, 09:13:54 PM: Tell all your lady friends (or boyfriends for Puck):

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12193540_10206714602676098_2124445207024620352_n.jpg?oh=1ba63b0a72582fc18186f676bc808bc0&oe=56ACA452)
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Post by: Tommy on November 09, 2015, 09:15:02 PM: Oh no
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Post by: Badger on November 11, 2015, 07:47:41 AM: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/police-arrest-woman-in-connection-with-sex-assault-at-dc-store/2015/11/10/21c551a4-8813-11e5-be39-0034bb576eee_story.html?tid=sm_fb
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2015, 10:02:14 AM: OK That's an interesting story.
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Post by: NDMick on November 11, 2015, 10:43:37 AM: Equality! 8)
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Post by: NDMick on November 11, 2015, 10:43:55 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on November 09, 2015, 09:13:54 PM
Tell all your lady friends (or boyfriends for Puck):

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12193540_10206714602676098_2124445207024620352_n.jpg?oh=1ba63b0a72582fc18186f676bc808bc0&oe=56ACA452)

Lizard people confirmed.
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 12, 2015, 09:46:42 AM: http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/11/airplane-maintenance-disturbing-truth
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Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2015, 10:53:31 AM: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/6846217?checkin=2015-12-01&checkout=2015-12-31&af=3483444
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Post by: Johnny English on November 16, 2015, 12:44:07 PM: Apparently Charlie Sheen is going to announce that he is HIV+.
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Post by: JFIF on November 16, 2015, 12:47:28 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 16, 2015, 12:44:07 PM
Apparently Charlie Sheen is going to announce that he is HIV+.
Wow.

I saw this headline last week.

http://nypost.com/2015/11/11/hollywood-gripped-with-fear-because-womanizing-a-lister-is-hiv-positive-report/

He didn't come to mind but makes sense (minus the a lister categorization )
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 16, 2015, 01:14:35 PM: HIV is like a minor hangover for The Sheen. He'll be cured by noon tomorrow and out sniffing lead paint off hookers' funbags later in the week.
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Post by: MBGreen on November 16, 2015, 01:18:41 PM: Charlie Sheen gave AIDS to Emilio Estevez's career

#FreeGordonBombay
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 16, 2015, 01:23:53 PM: The Minnesota Miracle Man
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 16, 2015, 01:37:54 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on November 16, 2015, 01:18:41 PM
Charlie Sheen gave AIDS to Emilio Estevez's career

#FreeGordonBombay
(https://danastewart.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/tumblr_ls529aeyjb1qf5ylso1_500.jpg)

Great movie to get career AIDS from.
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Post by: Tommy on November 16, 2015, 01:39:11 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on November 16, 2015, 01:37:54 PM
(http://www.slantmagazine.com/assets/house/24811/film_so90menatwork.jpg)

Great movie to get career AIDS from.

He's just the pizza boy!
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 16, 2015, 01:43:53 PM: Who threw out the perfectly good white boy?
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Post by: MBGreen on November 16, 2015, 01:48:14 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on November 16, 2015, 01:37:54 PM
(https://danastewart.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/tumblr_ls529aeyjb1qf5ylso1_500.jpg)

Great movie to get career AIDS from.

Shaun King is gonna bitch about Keith David standing too close to Sheen's AIDS.
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 18, 2015, 09:37:12 AM: https://vine.co/v/eLhxqigjBbU
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2015, 11:30:33 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0mi0Ei1CQ
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Post by: Badger on November 20, 2015, 07:57:30 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/
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Post by: reuben on November 21, 2015, 12:43:25 AM: reddit saves lives.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on November 21, 2015, 04:09:34 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 20, 2015, 07:57:30 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Guess we read the same comment section yesterday, haha.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 23, 2015, 11:27:00 AM: http://obviousplant.tumblr.com
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 23, 2015, 12:17:58 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on November 23, 2015, 11:27:00 AM
http://obviousplant.tumblr.com (http://obviousplant.tumblr.com)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/4fe732f6cfb3887c2b23cf31da14b985/tumblr_nv8q7ucNtE1u53c30o1_540.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8309a232b7811ab332c76f27cbcae8c/tumblr_nvjyfbcyw91u53c30o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Jumbo on November 24, 2015, 12:27:26 PM: https://youtu.be/k71wde-FPUc
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Post by: IATA on November 25, 2015, 08:10:51 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuKJkghC2u0
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 01, 2015, 12:39:31 PM: (https://36.media.tumblr.com/614aba1d3ab2d315eaaa13e80a64b666/tumblr_nyn5ajHs2Y1sk3f5oo1_540.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/4e3ebd24a3a41ddd94115a6e393a441d/tumblr_nyn5ajHs2Y1sk3f5oo2_540.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/40f7b304475efbb3c0c0a8fd4e04f72c/tumblr_nyn5ajHs2Y1sk3f5oo3_400.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 01, 2015, 12:45:05 PM: My "former" Uber Driver.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 01, 2015, 12:45:50 PM: That's a bit cheesy, but it's not the world's worst line. And yeah, he's taken a few blows from the ugly stick but I just looked her up on Facebook and she's not exactly an elite catch herself.
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Post by: Tommy on December 01, 2015, 01:26:23 PM: Dude has to work up the confidence to say that kind of stuff in person.
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Post by: reuben on December 01, 2015, 01:55:33 PM: Bitch.
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Post by: Badger on December 01, 2015, 01:56:02 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 01, 2015, 01:26:23 PM
Dude has to work up the confidence to say that kind of stuff in person.

I, uh, you want a p-promo code?
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Post by: steves850 on December 01, 2015, 02:53:33 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 01, 2015, 01:56:02 PM
I, uh, you want a p-promo code?

It....it's uhh for a free ride. Not this one, the one that...when we go to dinner...
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 02, 2015, 10:07:55 AM: https://gma.yahoo.com/airline-apologizes-misunderstanding-attorney-blocked-flight-001858722--abc-news-topstories.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 03, 2015, 01:08:12 PM: http://nypost.com/2015/12/03/doctor-ran-3-4m-loan-scheme-to-spoil-hot-girlfriend-prosecutors/
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Post by: Johnny English on December 03, 2015, 01:22:22 PM: She's definitely hot, but she's not stealing $3.4M hot.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 03, 2015, 02:33:56 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 03, 2015, 01:22:22 PM
She's definitely hot, but she's not stealing $3.4M hot.

I can't think of anyone who is stealing $3.4M hot, but I'd imagine people have sliding standards based on their own moral compass.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 03, 2015, 03:01:27 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on December 03, 2015, 02:33:56 PM
I can't think of anyone who is stealing $3.4M hot, but I'd imagine people have sliding standards based on their own moral compass.

I think it's a fairly complex question with a number of key considerations:

- Hotness
- Likelihood of getting away with it
- Who you're stealing the money from
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Post by: Tommy on December 04, 2015, 09:24:21 AM: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NyWx1CkMTtI&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: Johnny English on December 04, 2015, 09:46:22 AM: That's pretty funny.
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Post by: reuben on December 04, 2015, 04:13:54 PM: (http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/223099.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 04, 2015, 04:16:22 PM: ^President Manish Mehta
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2015, 08:41:47 AM: http://nypost.com/video/first-person-view-of-an-insane-police-chase-through-city-streets/
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Post by: ukilledkenny on December 09, 2015, 10:29:39 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 03, 2015, 03:01:27 PM
I think it's a fairly complex question with a number of key considerations:

- Hotness
- Likelihood of getting away with it
- Who you're stealing the money from

I think the most important factor besides hotness is willingness to fulfill odd sexual desires.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2015, 12:54:08 PM: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/strippers-suffering-low-oil-prices-225403708.html
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2015, 02:27:40 PM: (https://scontent.forf1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/12360044_10153713880852394_7351380571925918056_n.jpg?oh=b7810a727522c050d36704d92863c9c8&oe=57186143)
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Post by: JFIF on December 09, 2015, 02:29:19 PM: lol
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Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2015, 12:19:27 PM: Forgot to mention, but I walked right by Spivey earlier today on Prince street. She had yoga pants on. Had my head on a swivel.
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Post by: Pope on December 13, 2015, 09:17:38 AM: (http://imgur.com/jlaN8dR.jpg)
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Post by: insanity on December 13, 2015, 07:50:53 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 11, 2015, 12:19:27 PM
Forgot to mention, but I walked right by Spivey earlier today on Prince street. She had yoga pants on. Had my head on a swivel.

You should have told her you are facebook friends
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Post by: insanity on December 13, 2015, 07:52:19 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 03, 2015, 01:22:22 PM
She's definitely hot, but she's not stealing $3.4M hot.

That girl is average at best.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 13, 2015, 07:52:30 PM: (https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12341389_1068259716565756_8330547832024491756_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=eb85cc3773af42eb46b3473f6db05b5e&oe=57155D99)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 13, 2015, 08:52:23 PM: Quote from: insanity on December 13, 2015, 07:52:19 PM
That girl is average at best.

Hotness is directly relative to how old you are. The older I get, the more my standards relax.
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Post by: JFIF on December 13, 2015, 09:16:24 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 13, 2015, 08:52:23 PM
Hotness is directly relative to how old you are. The older I get, the more my standards relax.

Scaling shouldn't change. The floor just gets lower
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Post by: Johnny English on December 13, 2015, 09:35:12 PM: Quote from: JFIF on December 13, 2015, 09:16:24 PM
Scaling shouldn't change. The floor just gets lower

Hotness is directly related to attainability. The older you get the less attainable they become, and thus the hotter they become.
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Post by: JFIF on December 13, 2015, 09:53:46 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 13, 2015, 09:35:12 PM
Hotness is directly related to attainability. The older you get the less attainable they become, and thus the hotter they become.

Income is the wild card in that equation
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Post by: Johnny English on December 13, 2015, 09:59:06 PM: Quote from: JFIF on December 13, 2015, 09:53:46 PM
Income is the wild card in that equation

To a certain extent, but you need to be earning serious coin for income to be a differentiator. A comfortable middle class income ain't buying you points with a young cutie.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 13, 2015, 10:22:04 PM: Life can be broken down to two things, pusssy and money. If you have one you can get the other.
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Post by: Badger on December 13, 2015, 10:34:10 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 13, 2015, 09:59:06 PM
To a certain extent, but you need to be earning serious coin for income to be a differentiator. A comfortable middle class income ain't buying you points with a young cutie.

Depends how young we're talking and what kind of issues she has.
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Post by: JFIF on December 13, 2015, 11:10:41 PM: Lots of variables.

Really depends how you age. I feel really bad for people who have a receding hairline and don't have the head shape for baldness. That's like +/- 7 years right there
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Post by: insanity on December 14, 2015, 08:01:20 AM: Sounds like you guys are all old, bald, ugly fucks
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Post by: Johnny English on December 14, 2015, 08:30:06 AM: Quote from: insanity on December 14, 2015, 08:01:20 AM
Sounds like you guys are all old, bald, ugly fucks

I have a full head of hair, even if some of it is quite grey.
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Post by: MBGreen on December 14, 2015, 08:36:02 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 14, 2015, 08:30:06 AM
I have a full head of hair, even if some of it is quite grey.

/old head
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 14, 2015, 08:46:45 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on December 14, 2015, 08:36:02 AM
/old head

I suppose you're going to tell everyone you don't look a day over 35.
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Post by: MBGreen on December 14, 2015, 08:48:28 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 14, 2015, 08:46:45 AM
I suppose you're going to tell everyone you don't look a day over 35.
/older head

Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 14, 2015, 01:44:01 PM: http://www.businessinsider.com/guy-uses-frequent-flyer-trick-to-take-10000-first-class-flight-on-cathay-pacific-for-130-2015-12
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Post by: Tommy on December 14, 2015, 02:41:28 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 14, 2015, 01:44:01 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/guy-uses-frequent-flyer-trick-to-take-10000-first-class-flight-on-cathay-pacific-for-130-2015-12

I feel like this was posted already. Must have read about this guy a dozen times by now.

Anyway, he's right about the Hong Kong lounge. I stayed at the business class lounge, and holy excrement even that was insane. All you can drink champagne, and great food. Cathay is a great airline.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 14, 2015, 02:42:54 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 14, 2015, 02:41:28 PM
I feel like this was posted already. Must have read about this guy a dozen times by now.

Anyway, he's right about the Hong Kong lounge. I stayed at the business class lounge, and holy excrement even that was insane. All you can drink champagne, and great food. Cathay is a great airline.

I posted his other trip, not this one. So I can see how you think this is a double post.

I figure it's cool to see how the other half lives.
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Post by: Tommy on December 17, 2015, 08:02:59 AM: That punchable face prick finally got arrested for fraud.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/pharma-executive-martin-shkreli-arrested-on-fraud-charges-2015-12-17?dist=beforebell
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Post by: Badger on December 17, 2015, 11:20:43 AM: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.
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Post by: Tommy on December 17, 2015, 11:36:09 AM: Quote from: Badger on December 17, 2015, 11:20:43 AM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

We actually have a mutual cousin. I asked what Martin was like when he was younger, and the answer I got was "a herb".

Shocking.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 17, 2015, 01:26:56 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 17, 2015, 11:36:09 AM
We actually have a mutual cousin. I asked what Martin was like when he was younger, and the answer I got was "a herb".

Shocking.

That's really funny. You're easily the closest person to him that I know.
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Post by: JFIF on December 17, 2015, 07:33:13 PM: Of course he's Albanian and Czech or some excrement.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 21, 2015, 08:35:56 AM: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/las-vegas-strip-crash-1.3374183
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Post by: Tommy on December 21, 2015, 10:09:08 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 21, 2015, 08:35:56 AM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/las-vegas-strip-crash-1.3374183

Wow what a way to ruin a trip for 37 drunk partners.
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Post by: Tommy on December 21, 2015, 10:21:43 AM: Anthony from O&A in trouble again:

http://nypost.com/2015/12/20/disgraced-shock-jock-arrested-for-beating-his-girlfriend/

She's hot.
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Post by: NDMick on December 21, 2015, 02:59:45 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 21, 2015, 10:21:43 AM
Anthony from O&A in trouble again:

http://nypost.com/2015/12/20/disgraced-shock-jock-arrested-for-beating-his-girlfriend/

She's hot.

He sure loves a good mess.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 21, 2015, 11:45:29 PM: (https://40.media.tumblr.com/95e783d2e399aa8f58d9b3dff4333d23/tumblr_nzo8yuaq5r1r5zq6ao1_400.jpg)
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Post by: MBGreen on December 22, 2015, 07:37:23 AM: ^ hahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 07:40:45 AM: Looks like Finster baby.
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Post by: Badger on December 22, 2015, 11:12:47 AM: Hahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 02:53:01 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/Fcg1cPvl.jpg)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-internet-is-not-happy-about-this-familys-christmas-photo_56741a0fe4b014efe0d51546?cps=gravity_2682_-5915370841000172034 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-internet-is-not-happy-about-this-familys-christmas-photo_56741a0fe4b014efe0d51546?cps=gravity_2682_-5915370841000172034)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 22, 2015, 03:27:58 PM: I saw that earlier. Have you looked at her Instagram? She's not what you'd call a classic beauty, but she's quite a headturner.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 22, 2015, 05:59:54 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on December 21, 2015, 11:45:29 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/95e783d2e399aa8f58d9b3dff4333d23/tumblr_nzo8yuaq5r1r5zq6ao1_400.jpg)

Hahahaha amazing
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Post by: Libero_2 on December 22, 2015, 06:52:08 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 02:53:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fcg1cPvl.jpg)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-internet-is-not-happy-about-this-familys-christmas-photo_56741a0fe4b014efe0d51546?cps=gravity_2682_-5915370841000172034 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-internet-is-not-happy-about-this-familys-christmas-photo_56741a0fe4b014efe0d51546?cps=gravity_2682_-5915370841000172034)
I'd happily bang two of his ho's
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Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 07:01:23 PM: Japanese and White. I'd be all over that
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 22, 2015, 07:05:14 PM: Why doesn't Libero like the one on the left?
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 09:18:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 22, 2015, 03:27:58 PM
I saw that earlier. Have you looked at her Instagram? She's not what you'd call a classic beauty, but she's quite a headturner.

I didn't have time but I agree. She also seems to have something in perilously short commodity, a sense of humor.

Edit: I just looked yep I definitely agree, the only thing I don't particularly care for are the tat's, other than that she's a pretty gal.
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Post by: IATA on December 22, 2015, 09:42:55 PM: damn, even mom there has a bangin body. on a scale of gay to gay, how gay is libero?
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 22, 2015, 10:29:08 PM: Quote from: IATA on December 22, 2015, 09:42:55 PM
damn, even mom there has a bangin body. on a scale of gay to gay, how gay is libero?

The Mom isn't a looker but she does have a great body for her age.
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Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 10:35:02 PM: He was 5 beers in and horny when he posted that
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Post by: Tommy on December 22, 2015, 10:54:08 PM: Quote from: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 07:01:23 PM
Japanese and White. I'd be all over that

You'd like this chick then:

https://www.instagram.com/shell.jay/?hl=en
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Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 10:57:33 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 22, 2015, 10:54:08 PM
You'd like this chick then:

https://www.instagram.com/shell.jay/?hl=en

She's bony skinny. Not a good bony either.

pretty though
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Post by: Tommy on December 22, 2015, 11:04:15 PM: Quote from: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 10:57:33 PM
She's bony skinny. Not a good bony either.

pretty though

Yeah, that's your Cuban side talking. I like them like that. I can probably count on one hand the number of Japanese girls with actual asses.

Rika Adachi was recently voted "best derriere in Japan" by some men's mag. It's pretty much average by our standards.
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Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 11:05:55 PM: I like skinny chicks for the most part. But the rib cage with abs thing is a little too much.
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Post by: Pope on December 23, 2015, 09:23:24 AM: I like my girls looking like they were picked out of Auschwitz
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 10:00:11 AM: Quote from: Pope on December 23, 2015, 09:23:24 AM
I like my girls looking like they were picked out of Auschwitz doing situps

FYP
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Post by: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 11:53:30 AM: So this is, obviously, about the most NSFW thing there is. But worth a few minutes of your time, because it's a beauty contest for twats. (Technically it's more about vulvas than vaginas, but I feel like anatomical accuracy is of little importance here.)

http://www.vaginacontest.com/leaderboard
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Post by: Pope on December 23, 2015, 12:07:06 PM: Hope Solo wins
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 23, 2015, 12:18:42 PM: Tommy likes his women to look like boys. Not that that's surprising.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 23, 2015, 12:21:13 PM: Quote from: Pope on December 23, 2015, 12:07:06 PM
Hope Solo wins

(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/42/89/45854cfe0bf05cc9c54bd72823aa4da2.gif)
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 12:25:17 PM: (http://oldnavy.gap.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/803/803160/main/on803160-01p01v01.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 01:01:36 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 12:25:17 PM
(http://oldnavy.gap.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/803/803160/main/on803160-01p01v01.jpg)

lololololol
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Post by: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 01:02:06 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 11:53:30 AM
So this is, obviously, about the most NSFW thing there is. But worth a few minutes of your time, because it's a beauty contest for twats. (Technically it's more about vulvas than vaginas, but I feel like anatomical accuracy is of little importance here.)

http://www.vaginacontest.com/leaderboard

Why did I scroll down to the bottom?
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Post by: MBGreen on December 23, 2015, 01:18:21 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 12:25:17 PM
(http://oldnavy.gap.com/Asset_Archive/ONWeb/Assets/Product/803/803160/main/on803160-01p01v01.jpg)

I just spit water on my keyboard
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Post by: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 01:47:58 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 01:02:06 PM
Why did I scroll down to the bottom?

Because you love nasty poon?
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Post by: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 02:07:15 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 01:47:58 PM
Because you love nasty poon?

I don't even need to see good looking poon. It's just the opening where I shove my penis into that feels awesome. Seeing one does nothing for me.
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Post by: steves850 on December 23, 2015, 02:36:11 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 02:07:15 PM
I don't even need to see good looking poon. It's just the opening where I shove my penis into that feels awesome. Seeing one does nothing for me.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/MmnIjQa.gif)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 23, 2015, 02:59:25 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzdv4FUHqP8
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 23, 2015, 02:59:56 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 02:07:15 PM
I don't even need to see good looking poon. It's just the opening where I shove my penis into that feels awesome. Seeing one does nothing for me.

AKA the justification closeted men use to freak dudes in the derriere and mouth.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 03:05:15 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 02:07:15 PM
I don't even need to see good looking poon. It's just the opening where I shove my penis into that feels awesome. Seeing one does nothing for me.

So why do you spend money on getting women to show them to you when there's no reasonable expectation that you're going to be doing anything more?
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Post by: JFIF on December 23, 2015, 03:10:20 PM: White girls certainly do have the best pussies. Notice it's all European countries and America
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Post by: Pope on December 23, 2015, 05:29:33 PM: I like a black hoo-ha with a lot of overhanging skin. Even better if it looks like it was tenderized with a meat mallet.
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Post by: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 07:09:21 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 03:05:15 PM
So why do you spend money on getting women to show them to you when there's no reasonable expectation that you're going to be doing anything more?

I go to strip clubs to see funbags and derriere. I don't need to see their pussies.
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Post by: JFIF on December 23, 2015, 07:31:46 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 07:09:21 PM
I go to strip clubs to see funbags and derriere. I don't need to see their pussies.

weird
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Post by: Badger on December 23, 2015, 08:01:28 PM: A few years back I was at this strip club in rural PA where this girl who called herself Utah kept flashing her vag at me in what was clearly an effort to pique my interest in a lap dance. I don't really remember anything specific about its appearance but she was by far the worst looking one in there so it was getting her nowhere.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 23, 2015, 08:07:56 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 23, 2015, 08:01:28 PM
this girl who called herself Utah

Vaya con Dios
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 08:09:44 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 23, 2015, 08:01:28 PM
A few years back I was at this strip club in rural PA where this girl who called herself Utah kept flashing her vag at me in what was clearly an effort to pique my interest in a lap dance. I don't really remember anything specific about its appearance but she was by far the worst looking one in there so it was getting her nowhere.
Utah might be the worst stripper name ever. Sounds like a nickname for an offensive tackle.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 23, 2015, 08:28:07 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 03:05:15 PM
So why do you spend money on getting women to show them to you when there's no reasonable expectation that you're going to be doing anything more?

Gotta keep up appearances.
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Post by: guinness77 on December 23, 2015, 09:18:09 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 23, 2015, 02:07:15 PM
I don't even need to see good looking poon. It's just the opening where I shove my penis into that feels awesome. Seeing one does nothing for me.
Um....um...damn. Even I'm speechless.
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Post by: Badger on December 23, 2015, 09:23:43 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 08:09:44 PM
Utah might be the worst stripper name ever. Sounds like a nickname for an offensive tackle.

She was easily the worst stripper I've ever seen. Skinny but in a crackhead way, probably nearing 40, possibly aged more by smoking, and funbags like two floppy fish heads.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 23, 2015, 09:49:22 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 23, 2015, 09:23:43 PM
She was easily the worst stripper I've ever seen. Skinny but in a crackhead way, probably nearing 40, possibly aged more by smoking, and funbags like two floppy fish heads.
Haha. I bet the backroom bj made up for it though. "Hold my flounders, will ya sonny?"
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 23, 2015, 10:13:31 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on December 23, 2015, 09:18:09 PM
Um....um...damn. Even I'm speechless.

Yeah that's about as believable as Tommy not wanting to see some hoo-ha in a strip club, actually much less so.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 23, 2015, 10:15:35 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 23, 2015, 09:23:43 PM
She was easily the worst stripper I've ever seen. Skinny but in a crackhead way, probably nearing 40, possibly aged more by smoking, and funbags like two floppy fish heads.

We (hockey team) went to a strip club and some broad had a freaking hump on her tailbone. We all got kicked out because we couldn't stop laughing and pointing. It was pretty freaking funny, that was the weirdest thing I ever saw in a strip club. I have paid strippers 20 bucks to go across the room and stay away from me.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2015, 05:17:51 AM: (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20151224/b0281af64f922207feae2f9113c71df6.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 11:22:09 AM: Bo, back me up here. We talked about this.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 03:44:52 PM: These are some messed up white guys

http://youtu.be/eAqgXhblr-w
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 04:09:09 PM: http://youtu.be/KZ9Tafx-x-w
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2015, 04:18:07 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 11:22:09 AM
Bo, back me up here. We talked about this.
Tommy's kinda right. As far as just looking, I'm far more interested in looking at boobs and derriere. Vagina is the best part, but I really don't care whether I actually see it or not.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 04:23:51 PM: How did you guys talk when you were 69ing?

"MHGHWHHHWGOWHEGGWHH"

Translation: "See? It just matters what it feels like! A hole is a hole!"

Actually, I just realized it's Tommy. You probably had enough room left to articulate perfectly.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2015, 04:25:56 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 04:23:51 PM
How did you guys talk when you were 69ing?

"MHGHWHHHWGOWHEGGWHH"

Translation: "See? It just matters what it feels like! A hole is a hole!"

Actually, I just realized it's Tommy. You probably had enough room left to articulate perfectly.
No way. Tommy has derriere wizard sleeve.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 24, 2015, 06:19:04 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 03:44:52 PM
These are some messed up white guys

http://youtu.be/eAqgXhblr-w

They're not white though.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 06:45:13 PM: Ah. The person who showed it to me said they were white. These are some messed up Arab-Australian guys.
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Post by: Pope on December 24, 2015, 07:36:28 PM: Going back to vagina-talk.. they're not exactly sexy looking, they look more like a wound. Obviously some are much better than others, but a nasty looking hoo-ha is a way bigger turn off than a bad set of funbags. I'd much rather touch/go down on/freak than look at pictures of them
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Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 07:57:46 PM: Quote from: Pope on December 24, 2015, 07:36:28 PM
Going back to vagina-talk.. they're not exactly sexy looking, they look more like a wound. Obviously some are much better than others, but a nasty looking hoo-ha is a way bigger turn off than a bad set of funbags. I'd much rather touch/go down on/freak than look at pictures of them

I don't go down on chicks. Not my thing. I love the feel of the snatch on my fingers, so no problem there, but I don't ever have to actually look at them. The only thing I'll notice is if there's considerable bush (Japanese chicks), which I don't particularly mind anyway. hoo-ha is hoo-ha as far as I'm concerned. Unless it's loose as hell, which kills it for me, as would anyone.
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Post by: Pope on December 24, 2015, 08:12:04 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 07:57:46 PM
I don't go down on chicks. Not my thing. I love the feel of the snatch on my fingers, so no problem there, but I don't ever have to actually look at them. The only thing I'll notice is if there's considerable bush (Japanese chicks), which I don't particularly mind anyway. hoo-ha is hoo-ha as far as I'm concerned. Unless it's loose as hell, which kills it for me, as would anyone.
Really loose is good if you're into fisting
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Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 08:27:05 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 24, 2015, 05:17:51 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20151224/b0281af64f922207feae2f9113c71df6.jpg)

Btw lolololololol
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2015, 09:30:06 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 07:57:46 PM
I don't go down on chicks. Not my thing. I love the feel of the snatch on my fingers, so no problem there, but I don't ever have to actually look at them. The only thing I'll notice is if there's considerable bush (Japanese chicks), which I don't particularly mind anyway. hoo-ha is hoo-ha as far as I'm concerned. Unless it's loose as hell, which kills it for me, as would anyone.

Yeah, but 99% of women are too loose for you, so it's a good thing you stick to dogs and dudes.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2015, 10:01:00 PM: I wasn't referring to what I like, only what I care to stare at.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 25, 2015, 09:42:15 AM: Quote from: Tommy on December 24, 2015, 07:57:46 PM
I don't go down on chicks. Not my thing. I love the feel of the snatch on my fingers, so no problem there, but I don't ever have to actually look at them. The only thing I'll notice is if there's considerable bush (Japanese chicks), which I don't particularly mind anyway. hoo-ha is hoo-ha as far as I'm concerned. Unless it's loose as hell, which kills it for me, as would anyone.

Funny you actually sound black.

You subscribe to the "you cant fry you don't eat it" theory?

Odd as it sounds here there are lots of guys that don't like eating hoo-ha.
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Post by: guinness77 on December 25, 2015, 09:42:48 AM: I, for one, welcome our vagina overlords.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 25, 2015, 09:44:15 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on December 25, 2015, 09:42:48 AM
I, for one, welcome our vagina overlords.

Hahaha agreed.
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Post by: Tommy on December 25, 2015, 11:57:41 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 25, 2015, 09:42:15 AM
Funny you actually sound black.

You subscribe to the "you cant fry you don't eat it" theory?

Odd as it sounds here there are lots of guys that don't like eating hoo-ha.

I think it's just a matter of preference. I know dudes who love going down on chicks. Don't get me wrong, I love the feel of it. That's why I mostly go raw dog and pull out.

Great Xmas discussion.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 25, 2015, 12:05:26 PM: Quote from: Tommy on December 25, 2015, 11:57:41 AM
I think it's just a matter of preference. I know dudes who love going down on chicks. Don't get me wrong, I love the feel of it. That's why I mostly go raw dog and pull out.

Great Xmas discussion.
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/64/64dbb8471b2184f7723e9b1c3d7ab80827b1965435222ecf9f513e95be65eece.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on January 01, 2016, 05:01:59 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3z1icq/whenever_my_girlfriend_leaves_a_hair_on_the/
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Post by: Badger on January 03, 2016, 07:40:42 PM: Interesting method for opening a milk carton:

(https://i.imgur.com/TY2SZxA.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 07:48:48 PM: You may not be old enough to remember a time when that was the only way you could open them. I remember when I was a kid and we first started getting cartons, they always had cut lines on the corner so you knew where to cut to open them.
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Post by: Tommy on January 03, 2016, 08:02:35 PM: Ever freak up and give up and try going through the other side?
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Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 08:21:43 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 03, 2016, 08:02:35 PM
Ever freak up and give up and try going through the other side?

Probably. It's a long time since I've seen any of that type. Even worse were the ones with perforations along the cut lines, making you think that you would be able to tear them open with your bare hands. Unfortunately anyone with less hand strength than Godzilla would just end up mangling them, leaving you with a carton that still wasn't open and a messed up corner that was harder to cut. On the odd occasion that the perforations did work they only did so with the full exertion of every last bit of strength you had, and they gave so abruptly that half of your milk would end up on the counter, on the floor and most of the way up the walls.
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Post by: JFIF on January 03, 2016, 09:00:13 PM: i have PTSD from those things so my mind tricked me into thinking they never existed
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Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2016, 07:52:25 PM: https://www.facebook.com/funniest15seconds/videos/1660227687564409/

badger and rex?
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 05, 2016, 08:01:39 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 05, 2016, 07:52:25 PM
https://www.facebook.com/funniest15seconds/videos/1660227687564409/

badger and rex?

Hahahahaha I can't stop laughing for some odd reason.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2016, 01:35:25 PM: https://gma.yahoo.com/video/fishermans-close-call-marlin-caught-135040668.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on January 06, 2016, 11:14:34 PM: For Tommy:

https://vine.co/v/MlEA5DXZKKt
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 08:44:20 AM: https://gma.yahoo.com/mike-rowe-responds-being-mistaken-suspected-oregon-bank-140316420--abc-news-celebrities.html#
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 03:20:53 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWedR5R3OW8&feature=player_embedded
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Post by: Badger on January 08, 2016, 08:24:01 PM: Good excrement right here.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3zx829/whats_the_most_simple_thing_youve_ever_had_to/

Sample:

Quote
Tried to explain to a graduate student, who was a few days from graduating, that she didn't have to take her BMW to the dealer because the water stopped coming out of the windshield wipers. She could buy a bottle of fluid for like $1-$2 and just refill it. She bought the bottle of fluid at an auto parts store and poured it into the gas tank.
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Post by: Tommy on January 08, 2016, 08:46:36 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 08, 2016, 08:24:01 PM
Good excrement right here.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3zx829/whats_the_most_simple_thing_youve_ever_had_to/

Sample:

Before the internet I had to be convinced that the term is "out of bounds" not "out of bounce".
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Post by: Badger on January 10, 2016, 12:31:22 PM: https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove

Trolling or insane? Look at the last 24 hours.
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 12:38:51 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 10, 2016, 12:31:22 PM
https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove

Trolling or insane? Look at the last 24 hours.
Desperate for that 16th minute of fame. Sorry honey. It's over.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 11, 2016, 04:11:33 PM: Pretty good article:

http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-mavericks/mavericksheadlines/2011/04/15/how-mark-cuban-went-from-beer-stained-floors-flat-broke-to-billions (http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-mavericks/mavericksheadlines/2011/04/15/how-mark-cuban-went-from-beer-stained-floors-flat-broke-to-billions)
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Post by: Jetaho on January 11, 2016, 06:31:20 PM: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/woman-who-escaped-a-house-fire-gives-the-best-interview-76239/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/woman-who-escaped-a-house-fire-gives-the-best-interview-76239/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on January 11, 2016, 07:16:49 PM: Quote from: Jetaho on January 11, 2016, 06:31:20 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/woman-who-escaped-a-house-fire-gives-the-best-interview-76239/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/woman-who-escaped-a-house-fire-gives-the-best-interview-76239/)

Hahahahahaha
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Post by: Badger on January 11, 2016, 07:20:40 PM: ...does her shirt have a giant red M&M on it?
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 11, 2016, 09:27:11 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 11, 2016, 07:20:40 PM
...does her shirt have a giant red M&M on it?

Yes, they are really popular here. So stupid.
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Post by: Coach K on January 11, 2016, 11:38:36 PM: Bitch looks like lavar arrington
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Post by: JFIF on January 11, 2016, 11:56:33 PM: Quote from: Coach K on January 11, 2016, 11:38:36 PM
Bitch looks like lavar arrington

HAHA. 100%
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Post by: reuben on January 11, 2016, 11:59:54 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/KZseqO5.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2016, 02:46:29 PM: Someone sent the Oregon Militants a Bag of Dicks, lol (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oregon-militants-bag-of-dicks_5695c451e4b086bc1cd5dfda?)
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Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2016, 08:03:04 PM: (https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1918984_10156509940215193_6318517133142638830_n.png?oh=7bfd809ef1b15ccd422c27816d8ad5b6&oe=574020E5)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 15, 2016, 10:28:37 PM: MBGreen finds his loophole.
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Post by: guinness77 on January 18, 2016, 02:54:34 PM: I just saw the "Undercover Boss" skit on SNL with Kylo Ren, oh my god, I'm still laughing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 19, 2016, 10:08:55 AM: Pretty cool:

http://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2012/02/24/147367644/six-legged-giant-finds-secret-hideaway-hides-for-80-years

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/02/24/balls_pyramid-e0228ecb378de54502cc99b9a5ef787d9f6a3ab4-s800-c85.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 19, 2016, 02:08:50 PM: Lol You must be shitting me:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lawsuit-filed-over-uber-attack_us_569d13e3e4b0778f46fa18c7 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lawsuit-filed-over-uber-attack_us_569d13e3e4b0778f46fa18c7)

Quote
A former Taco Bell executive who was filmed appearing to drunkenly attack his Uber driver in a violent video that went viral last fall (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/passenger-punches-uber-driver-maced_563781a3e4b00aa54a4ec144) is reportedly now suing for $5 million.

In Benjamin Golden's countersuit against former driver Edward Caban, the 32-year-old ex-digital executive blames Caban for any injuries sustained during their violent Oct. 30 encounter.

He also claims that the incident was illegally filmed, CNBC reported. (http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/15/ex-taco-bell-exec-now-suing-uber-driver-for-5-million.html)

Golden's attorney, speaking to the news site, said they are working to have the dash cam video thrown out as evidence in the criminal case filed against him in November.

That video appears to show Golden grabbing Caban by his hair and repeatedly hitting him in his face after he's ordered to get out of his vehicle for being drunk
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 19, 2016, 02:38:53 PM: ^ how important is evidence anyway?
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Post by: Badger on January 19, 2016, 02:44:39 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 19, 2016, 02:08:50 PM
Lol You must be shitting me:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lawsuit-filed-over-uber-attack_us_569d13e3e4b0778f46fa18c7 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lawsuit-filed-over-uber-attack_us_569d13e3e4b0778f46fa18c7)

Damn Jews
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 19, 2016, 03:57:37 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 19, 2016, 02:44:39 PM
Damn Jews

Sig heil
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 20, 2016, 10:06:46 AM: http://news.yahoo.com/civil-servant-caught-by-cctv-in-uncompromising-085856645.html

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/WLs7SbEH11Hc0vC14hQosQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/0490adce00a38cee74c11150c75ee21f)

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/rp0zIv7hiSQ24uU7M7z64w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/0f99b2d0decc0b1b90767e02651f5d26)

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bNmGukQs8QfmSaHsqjTYZw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/bb820f94a59469e968ff0bb28dac4c2e)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 20, 2016, 12:15:50 PM: This is the kind of recipe you want to see on Breakfast TV:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49c_1453229452
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Post by: Jumbo on January 20, 2016, 12:56:24 PM: This dude did a 20-minute TedX talk freaking with the audience the entire time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on January 21, 2016, 04:32:46 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on January 18, 2016, 02:54:34 PM
I just saw the "Undercover Boss" skit on SNL with Kylo Ren, oh my god, I'm still laughing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE

The wife and I were crying over that one.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2016, 10:55:18 AM: http://austin.eater.com/2016/1/25/10829798/white-girl-asian-food-truck
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Post by: Coach K on January 26, 2016, 10:57:49 AM: Oh look....he's choking......on food. I HAVE SEEN WHAT'S IN YOUR MIND, AND IT'S STUPID!

Dude! Matt is a dick
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Post by: Tommy on January 26, 2016, 11:42:16 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 26, 2016, 10:55:18 AM
http://austin.eater.com/2016/1/25/10829798/white-girl-asian-food-truck

Pretty sure Black Girl Asian Food wouldn't draw as much attention.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 26, 2016, 11:49:35 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 26, 2016, 10:55:18 AM
http://austin.eater.com/2016/1/25/10829798/white-girl-asian-food-truck

When I first saw that the other day, I tried to recall the last time I saw something so hipsterishly hipsterish. I still can't.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on January 26, 2016, 01:57:30 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 26, 2016, 10:55:18 AM
http://austin.eater.com/2016/1/25/10829798/white-girl-asian-food-truck

god political correctness needs to die.

you think an asian with a blog named Angry Asian Man would appreciate the mutual honesty
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Post by: ukilledkenny on January 26, 2016, 02:13:35 PM: Someday people will learn that making things they don't like go viral on the internet is not a good strategy.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: JFIF on January 26, 2016, 02:15:12 PM: Quote from: ukilledkenny on January 26, 2016, 02:13:35 PM
Someday people will learn that making things they don't like go viral on the internet is not a good strategy.

hopefully that's the same day people learn to be discerning and source information on excrement that's randomly shared
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2016, 02:15:52 PM: Quote from: Coach K on January 26, 2016, 01:57:30 PM
god political correctness needs to die.

you think an asian with a blog named Angry Asian Man would appreciate the mutual honesty

Lol like I would be mad if someone had a food truck: Black Yiddle in the middle girl.... who the hell cares?
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 27, 2016, 02:28:37 PM: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/shark-touch-slideshow/shark-touch-photo-1453909454500.html

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/39crBygjXHCC45UVmPkfAg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztjaD0yOTA4O2NyPTE7Y3c9NDE0NjtkeD0xO2R5PTA7Zmk9dWxjcm9wO2g9NzAwO2lsPXBsYW5lO3E9NzU7dz05OTg-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news/2016-01-27/ace1b260-c50c-11e5-a7af-ef0a2723efd5_1_CATERS_SHARK_TOUCH_01.jpg)
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Post by: Jetaho on January 27, 2016, 07:39:04 PM: And the Award for Most Fucked Up Remake of a Horror Film goes to ... The Chickening!

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/01/26/watch-nothing-can-prepare-you-for-the-chickening (http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/01/26/watch-nothing-can-prepare-you-for-the-chickening)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2016, 12:41:34 PM: HAHAHA:

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/neil-degrasse-tyson-drops-mic-150440611.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2016, 01:01:27 PM: Quote
Hulk Hogan has said a lot of despicable stuff in his life, but among the most shameful things to come out his mouth is his oft-repeated claim that André the Giant (http://uproxx.com/tag/andre-the-giant/) died only days after their legendary WrestleMania III showdown (http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/andre-the-giant-hulk-hogan-wrestlemania-3-facts/). He’s said it so often that it’s almost become accepted canon, even though it’s not even close to true. The fact is, André lived for almost another six years before passing away on January 27, 1993. Most informed wrestling fans know this, and yet André’s final years often go ignored, with most bios treating WrestleMania III as the final big event of his life.

The reality is, André continued wrestle, live large and rack up impressive achievements right until the final bell. Here’s a few interesting facts about the part of André the Giant’s story that often goes untold…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/goliaths-fall-never-knew-life-141549711.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/goliaths-fall-never-knew-life-141549711.html)
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2016, 01:06:12 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/tech/crazy-video-physics-teacher-shoots-himself-underwater-prove-220034263.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 29, 2016, 03:18:39 PM: Wow just wow:

Quote
Thirty years ago, as the nation mourned the loss of seven astronauts on the space shuttle Challenger, Bob Ebeling was steeped in his own deep grief.

The night before the launch, Ebeling and four other engineers at NASA contractor Morton Thiokol had tried to stop the launch. Their managers and NASA overruled them.

That night, he told his wife, Darlene, "It's going to blow up."

When Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff, Ebeling and his colleagues sat stunned in a conference room at Thiokol's headquarters outside Brigham City, Utah. They watched the spacecraft explode on a giant television screen and they knew exactly what had happened.

Three weeks later, Ebeling and another engineer separately and anonymously detailed to NPR the first account (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5175151) of that contentious pre-launch meeting. Both were despondent and in tears as they described hours of data review and arguments. The data showed that the rubber seals on the shuttle's booster rockets wouldn't seal properly in cold temperatures and this would be the coldest launch ever.

Ebeling, now 89, decided to let NPR identify him this time, on the 30th anniversary of the Challenger explosion.

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/01/28/img_1448-edit_custom-5f2cc7496ab046fe5bcbf0beeb065b30afc308b6-s400-c85.jpg) i (http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/28/464744781/30-years-after-disaster-challenger-engineer-still-blames-himself#) Bob Ebeling in his home in Brigham City, Utah.

"I was one of the few that was really close to the situation," Ebeling recalls. "Had they listened to me and wait[ed] for a weather change, it might have been a completely different outcome."

Click on the link for the rest....................

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/28/464744781/30-years-after-disaster-challenger-engineer-still-blames-himself (http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/28/464744781/30-years-after-disaster-challenger-engineer-still-blames-himself)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 01, 2016, 09:30:14 AM: http://nypost.com/2016/02/01/dont-mess-with-this-elephant/ (http://nypost.com/2016/02/01/dont-mess-with-this-elephant/)

(https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/elephant_tosses_buffalo1.jpg?quality=100&strip=all&w=1333)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 02, 2016, 09:30:08 AM: http://www.businessinsider.com/greatest-military-pranks-we-have-ever-seen-2016-2
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Post by: Badger on February 02, 2016, 09:07:40 PM: For MB

/r/flawedboltons
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 09:11:22 AM: Really interesting read, one lucky woman:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 09:27:09 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 09:11:22 AM
Really interesting read, one lucky woman:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/

That was awesome.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 12:19:00 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/tech/intern-caught-sleeping-second-day-gets-trolled-entire-155243805.html

For IATA:

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/uRRB2U1HNgvcLVKrPjqJeA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjI0O3E9NzU7c209MTtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/News/BGR_News/30e6fdf500000578-3432163-image-a-5_1454661975660.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 12:57:35 PM: 624 as a Kangaroo:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/roo-want-a-piece-of-me-kangaroo-dundee-is-back-101017176.html

(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/YYhvoR.1hSNoYxmdN4WKMg--/aD04MDA7dz02NDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/d7f12219a5ed83c4c66125a5befa62f1)

(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/MQ3yKRpJhOwKJnistQZgHg--/aD04NjU7dz02MTU7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/87b4387c964b65bf12faf019efe957d2)
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 01:21:08 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/dad-arrested-for-taking-daughters-phone-as-171354368.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 01:46:32 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 01:21:08 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/dad-arrested-for-taking-daughters-phone-as-171354368.html

The wife called the cops? What a queynte.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 02:08:29 PM: Quote from: Tommy on February 05, 2016, 01:46:32 PM
The wife called the cops? What a queynte.

Oh yeah
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Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2016, 02:11:03 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 02:08:29 PM
Oh yeah

I love that every time you quote someone writing the word "queynte" it comes up all Chaucerian.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 02:17:41 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 05, 2016, 02:11:03 PM
I love that every time you quote someone writing the word "queynte" it comes up all Chaucerian.

I will take that as a compliment.

yeah I know.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 05, 2016, 02:41:52 PM: This is freaking awesome:

https://www.yahoo.com/style/4-asian-high-school-students-185900411.html

(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/xULYSy20gEG4ejqbBx7EYA--/aD0zNzc7dz02NDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/mic_26/04462d7fdcc7ced82c04724052216a7f)
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Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2016, 06:58:24 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYfn8yg41w
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2016, 07:04:18 PM: Quote from: Tommy on February 08, 2016, 06:58:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYfn8yg41w

Full gallery:

http://imgur.com/a/W3Xrt
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 08, 2016, 07:59:57 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 08, 2016, 07:04:18 PM
Full gallery:

http://imgur.com/a/W3Xrt
Unbelievable latina derriere.
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Post by: Tommy on February 08, 2016, 09:00:34 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 08, 2016, 07:59:57 PM
Unbelievable latina derriere.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tjvq3AONXmE
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 10, 2016, 12:06:43 PM: http://news.yahoo.com/drunk-chinese-man-kicks-elevator-060549652.html?nf=1
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 16, 2016, 10:06:31 AM: (BN) The Parmesan Cheese You Sprinkle on Your Penne Could Be Wood

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The Parmesan Cheese You Sprinkle on Your Penne Could Be Wood
2016-02-16 10:00:23.749 GMT

By Lydia Mulvany
(Bloomberg) -- The cheese police are on the case.
Acting on a tip, agents of the U.S. Food and Drug
Administration paid a surprise visit to a cheese factory in
rural Pennsylvania on a cold November day in 2012.
They found what they were looking for: evidence that Castle
Cheese Inc. was doctoring its 100 percent real parmesan with
cut-rate substitutes and such fillers as wood pulp and
distributing it to some of the country’s biggest grocery chains.
One might be tempted to think of this as a ripped-from-the-
headlines episode of “NYPD Bleu,” except that the FDA wasn’t
playing. Some grated Parmesan suppliers have been mislabeling
products by filling them with too much cellulose, a common anti-
clumping agent made from wood pulp, or using cheaper cheddar,
instead of real Romano. Someone had to pay. Castle President
Michelle Myrter is scheduled to plead guilty this month to
criminal charges. She faces up to a year in prison and a
$100,000 fine.
German brewers protect their reputations with
Reinheitsgebot, a series of purity laws first drawn up 500 years
ago, and Champagne makers prohibit most vineyards outside their
turf from using the name. Now the full force of the U.S.
government has been brought to bear defending the authenticity
of grated hard Italian cheeses. Which is good news for Neil
Schuman.
For years, Schuman has been a one-man Reinheitsgebot,
insisting that the fragrant granules Americans sprinkle on their
pizza and penne ought to be the real thing; if not, the label
should say so.
The stakes are 100 percent real for him. Schuman’s
Fairfield, New Jersey-based company, Arthur Schuman Inc., is the
biggest seller of hard Italian cheeses in the U.S., with 33
percent of the domestic market. He estimates that 20 percent of
U.S. production — worth $375 million in sales — is mislabeled.
“The tipping point was grated cheese, where less than 40
percent of the product was actually a cheese product,” Schuman
said. “Consumers are innocent, and they’re not getting what they
bargained for. And that’s just wrong.”
How serious is the problem? Bloomberg News had store-bought
grated cheese tested for wood-pulp content by an independent
laboratory.
Cellulose is a safe additive, and an acceptable level is 2
percent to 4 percent, according to Dean Sommer, a cheese
technologist at the Center for Dairy Research in Madison,
Wisconsin. Essential Everyday 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, from
Jewel-Osco, was 8.8 percent cellulose, while Wal-Mart Stores
Inc.’s Great Value 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese registered 7.8
percent, according to test results. Whole Foods 365 brand didn’t
list cellulose as an ingredient on the label, but still tested
at 0.3 percent. Kraft had 3.8 percent.
“We remain committed to the quality of our products,”
Michael Mullen, a Kraft Heinz Co. spokesman, said in an e-mail.
John Forrest Ales, a Wal-Mart spokesman, said he questioned the
reliability of testing a single sample and that Wal-Mart’s
“compliance team is looking into these findings.”
Jewel-Osco is also investigating, spokeswoman Mary Frances
Trucco said in an e-mail. “We pride ourselves on the quality of
products we deliver for our customers,” Trucco said.
“We strongly believe that there is no cellulose present,”
Blaire Kniffin, a Whole Foods Market Inc. spokeswoman, said in
an e-mail, adding that it could have been a false positive. “But
we are investigating this matter.”
According to the FDA’s report on Castle, obtained through
the Freedom of Information Act, “no parmesan cheese was used to
manufacture” the Market Pantry brand 100% grated Parmesan
Cheese, sold at Target Corp. stores, and Always Save Grated
Parmesan Cheese and Best Choice 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese,
sold by Associated Wholesale Grocers Inc., which along with its
subsidiaries supplies 3,400 retail stores in 30 states. Instead,
there was a mixture of Swiss, mozzarella, white cheddar and
cellulose, according to the FDA.
Castle has never been an authorized Target vendor,
according to Target spokeswoman Molly Snyder. “We are
investigating the information provided in the report,” she said
in an e-mail. Jeff Pedersen, an executive vice president of
Associated Wholesale Grocers, had no comment.
DairiConcepts, a Springfield, Missouri-based cheese maker
that’s a subsidiary of Dairy Farmers of America, said on its
website that in a test of 28 brands, only one-third of label
claims about protein levels in grated parmesan were accurate.
The company blamed fillers such as cellulose.
Until recently, there was little incentive to follow
labeling rules. Criminal cases are rare. That’s because the FDA,
which enforces the country’s food laws, prioritizes health
hazards, said John Spink, director of the Food Fraud Initiative
at Michigan State University. But civil lawsuits abound. A Jan.
29 complaint accuses McDonald’s Corp. of selling pure mozzarella
sticks that contain starch, considered a filler, a claim the
company denies.
Cheese makers commit adulteration because it saves money.
Marty Wilson, chief executive officer of New York-based
Sugar Foods, which buys cheese from Schuman and supplies major
pizza chains with to-go packets of parmesan, said whenever his
contracts come up for renewal, competitors peddling ersatz
cheeses surface. And he has lost business to them. “We’re
constantly battling cheap imitators across all of our product
lines,” Wilson said.
Bob Greco of Cheese Merchants of America said competitors
hawking bastardized products have underbid him by as much as 30
percent. “The bad guys win and the rule-followers lose,” Greco
said.
The FDA regulates what can legally be called Parmesan or
Romano according to standards established in the 1950s to ensure
that manufacturers wouldn’t sell cheeses wildly different in
composition.
Americans love their hard Italian cheeses. Last year, U.S.
Parmesan output rose 11 percent from 2014 to around 336 million
pounds, while Romano production grew 20 percent, to 54 million
pounds, according to U.S. Department of Agriculture data.
Italian producers, however, aren’t loving it as much. The
Parmigiano Reggiano Consortium, a trade group based in Rome,
asked the European Union in December to protect its
manufacturers against U.S. companies that were using the names
of their cheeses and Italian flags on their packaging. “A
deceit” is how the organization’s president, Giuseppe Alai,
characterized Americans’ use of Italian names and symbols.
Of all the popular cheeses in the U.S., the hard Italian
varieties are the most likely to have fillers because of their
expense. Parmesan wheels sit in curing rooms for months, losing
moisture, which results in a smaller yield than other cheeses
offer. While 100 pounds of milk might produce 10 pounds of
cheddar, it makes only eight pounds of Parmesan. That two-pound
difference means millions of dollars to manufacturers, according
to Sommer.
Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania-based Castle produced mainly
imitation cheeses for nearly 30 years. The company, whose
factory was adorned with crenelated battlements and curved
archways to look like a medieval castle, had $19 million in
sales in 2013.
The trouble started in 2010 when it began making what it
called 100 percent grated Parmesan. A plant manager designed
flawed recipes, and after Castle fired him in 2012, he alerted
the FDA, the company said in a December 2012 letter to the
agency, obtained through the FOIA.
The FDA accused Castle Cheese of marketing as real grated
Parmesan what was in fact a mixture of imitation cheese and
trimmings of Swiss, white cheddar, Havarti and mozzarella. After
the probe, Castle stopped production of the problematic cheeses
and dumped inventories. The company filed for bankruptcy in
2014.
A lawyer for Michelle Myrter and Castle Cheese didn’t
respond to requests for comment. In the 2012 letter to the FDA,
Castle said there was inadequate documentation, and the FDA
could note only the potential that the products weren’t 100
percent pure.
Lauren E. Sucher, an FDA spokeswoman, said the agency
couldn’t comment on pending legal cases. “The FDA takes economic
fraud very seriously,” she said in an e-mail.
The FDA’s investigation may be the spark that changes
things, said John Umhoefer, executive director of the Wisconsin
Cheese Makers Association.
“The industry wants to be known for a wholesome, safe,
honest product — it’s what’s kept the industry growing for 100
years,” he said. “The wholesomeness of dairy products is a
treasured part of our story.”
—With assistance from Craig Giammona and Leslie Patton.
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2016, 10:45:56 AM: ^I got wood reading that.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 16, 2016, 10:53:34 AM: That's why you gotta buy the real Italian stuff.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 16, 2016, 01:15:28 PM: It's back:

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/g2635/meth-use-over-time/?slide=40
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 19, 2016, 08:38:10 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNttYdCVEAAZ5Yc.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2016, 09:08:31 PM: I remember when that story came out last year, that guy is the man.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on February 20, 2016, 10:37:01 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 19, 2016, 08:38:10 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNttYdCVEAAZ5Yc.jpg)

Who were you on the phone with for 35mins when you decided to take a screenshot of that?
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2016, 11:31:36 AM: Quote from: Tommy on February 20, 2016, 10:37:01 AM
Who were you on the phone with for 35mins when you decided to take a screenshot of that?
Google
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on February 21, 2016, 06:34:59 AM: holy freak

(http://i.imgur.com/zO59Aod.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on February 21, 2016, 10:08:19 AM: Hahahhahaa
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on February 21, 2016, 01:03:48 PM: Oh freak. LOL!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 23, 2016, 12:49:55 PM: https://youtu.be/pCjKodtPDGU
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 01, 2016, 09:17:27 AM: (https://41.media.tumblr.com/45afef4cdcb0b1f012723f9e30dd25c2/tumblr_o32j5xs9Vf1sq3fteo1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Coach K on March 01, 2016, 10:03:50 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 01, 2016, 09:17:27 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/45afef4cdcb0b1f012723f9e30dd25c2/tumblr_o32j5xs9Vf1sq3fteo1_540.jpg)

yessssss.
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 01, 2016, 10:33:46 AM: "For all your goat hunting needs. Hunting goats since 2004, or 2005, I'm not sure. Can't remember. Definitely no later than 2006, though."

Just needed to type that. Awesome.
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 01, 2016, 10:37:00 AM: "The Mystery of the Haunted Bus (if you don't know about it, look it up)"

No hits on Google. Just some unrelated South African haunted bus tour.
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Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2016, 10:43:04 AM: Climbing is an underrated skill. Good for you, kid.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 01, 2016, 12:59:14 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/news/bear-lion-tiger-become-inseperable-160800033.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 04, 2016, 01:31:46 PM: freaking baby deserved it:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-baby-abuse-livermore-20160303-story.html

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/SqJsUyLF1T3_aWDnBTPPgQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://slingstone.zenfs.com/offnetwork/70bbd2395ff260aec7613b2c6cf22e40)
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 04, 2016, 01:55:27 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 04, 2016, 01:31:46 PM
freaking baby deserved it:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-baby-abuse-livermore-20160303-story.html

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/SqJsUyLF1T3_aWDnBTPPgQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://slingstone.zenfs.com/offnetwork/70bbd2395ff260aec7613b2c6cf22e40)

Why isn't this in the depressing/horrific thread?
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 04, 2016, 02:02:48 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on March 04, 2016, 01:55:27 PM
Why isn't this in the depressing/horrific thread?

Nah, you're mistaking that story with the MBGreen eats poo tag.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on March 05, 2016, 03:10:10 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/1D056rq.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 08, 2016, 11:46:21 AM: cool story bro:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/watch-the-penguin-who-swims-5000-miles-to-see-his-100012671.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 09, 2016, 12:36:54 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/tv/dos-equis-retire-most-interesting-man-world-164134253.html (https://www.yahoo.com/tv/dos-equis-retire-most-interesting-man-world-164134253.html)

I almost feel as bad as when Red Stripe stopped these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw
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Post by: insanity on March 09, 2016, 01:22:42 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on March 05, 2016, 03:10:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1D056rq.jpg)

I saw this, this morning and I'm pretty sure I know both of those girls.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2016, 02:22:58 PM: LOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-in-the-back-by-her-four-year-old-son-090316
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 08:11:27 AM: This is where MBGreen, Bo, SFD, and ScotlandJet are staying this year, the true "den of sin":

http://nypost.com/2016/03/06/inside-the-sleezy-spa-where-everyone-has-underwater-sex/
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 09:41:51 AM: https://youtu.be/fkvgRMf2plc
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 11:15:17 AM: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/03/11/joes-crab-shack-lynching-photo-texas-hanging-table-decor/81633822/
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 11:53:38 AM: I don't even get how that happened. Who thought it was a good idea to put that in there?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 12:05:08 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 11:53:38 AM
I don't even get how that happened. Who thought it was a good idea to put that in there?

Probably didn't look too close, rather than a more nefarious reason.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 12:06:11 PM: http://www.littlethings.com/mans-best-squirrel-friend/?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 11, 2016, 12:11:14 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 12:05:08 PM
Probably didn't look too close, rather than a more nefarious reason.

That's what I mean. I can't imagine anyone doing that to try to make some stand, but it seems bizarre that they could freak up like that.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 12:51:50 PM: Thought this was funny:

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ed0435d0fcad452e0404a5dc94fe3e35/tumblr_mvz602Bh451s23j60o1_500.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2016, 01:16:31 PM: ^haha
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 02:42:17 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-canceled-tinder-date-guy-182221103.html

Here's the conversation:

https://imgur.com/a/EIa85 (https://imgur.com/a/EIa85)
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2016, 12:41:41 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uBph38kXo

This was great.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: insanity on March 14, 2016, 10:29:31 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 13, 2016, 12:41:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uBph38kXo

This was great.

Bruno Mars was 10x better... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRa1EFUfgGY

Unfortunately SNL took the full version down.
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Post by: Badger on March 14, 2016, 11:09:22 PM: I can't beat off to Bruno Mars though.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 15, 2016, 12:35:59 AM: Quote from: insanity on March 14, 2016, 10:29:31 PM
Bruno Mars was 10x better... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRa1EFUfgGY

Unfortunately SNL took the full version down.

Those impressions are not better at all.

Her Jennifer Lawrence impression was perfect too.
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Post by: insanity on March 15, 2016, 01:10:20 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 15, 2016, 12:35:59 AM
Those impressions are not better at all.

Her Jennifer Lawrence impression was perfect too.

The impressions were 100% better. Hopefully the vid will resurface

The Jennifer Lawrence impression was awesome though
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 15, 2016, 01:12:27 AM: Quote from: insanity on March 15, 2016, 01:10:20 AM
The impressions were 100% better. Hopefully the vid will resurface

Hopefully the video will resurface? I watched the link you posted. He sounds like Bruno Mars singing karaoke.

You are wrong.
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Post by: Coach K on March 15, 2016, 03:10:19 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 11, 2016, 02:42:17 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-canceled-tinder-date-guy-182221103.html

Here's the conversation:

https://imgur.com/a/EIa85 (https://imgur.com/a/EIa85)

Ho lee shite
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 15, 2016, 09:11:13 AM: http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/gorilla-cracks-glass-window-zoo (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/gorilla-cracks-glass-window-zoo)

Full Version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZUsj8Q68q4&feature=iv&src_vid=KK67kaMWN-8&annotation_id=annotation_1494649923
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 15, 2016, 09:17:40 AM: http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/mother-finds-sea-snail-living-inside-her-son-s-knee
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2016, 09:47:11 AM: NSFW language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMf_jlhZ68g
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Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2016, 09:56:56 AM: What is going on here?

http://boingboing.net/2016/03/17/woman-mysteriously-disappears.html
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 17, 2016, 10:01:22 AM: That's some Chris Angel excrement right there.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2016, 10:02:03 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 17, 2016, 09:56:56 AM
What is going on here?

We'll find out at some point during season three of The Leftovers
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2016, 10:03:18 AM: She's just walking behind here though
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2016, 09:36:52 AM: lol freaking idiots: The video shows a bunch of morons trying to drink flaming shots, I don't have to tell you what happens. lmao

https://www.yahoo.com/news/watch-terrifying-moment-woman-catches-193800247.html
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Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 04:47:38 PM: (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/18/2303ca5e0a472ac560c868d915a1455b.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on March 19, 2016, 09:07:56 AM: Quote from: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 04:47:38 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/03/18/2303ca5e0a472ac560c868d915a1455b.jpg)

\m/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2016, 09:02:22 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b4i6l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_ever_done_to_a_sim_in/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on March 19, 2016, 09:42:08 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 19, 2016, 09:02:22 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b4i6l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_ever_done_to_a_sim_in/

Hahahaha

In a similar note, I remember playing MLB The Show a few years ago and pulled a move that oddly made me feel bad. I would always play as a pitcher, and once after a few seasons I got bored and decided to see how many batters in a row I can plunk before I get thrown out of the league. In the second game, after the 10th batter or so, I plunked this one guy and he ended up with a career ending injury. I actually felt bad for the virtual player, and turned off the game.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 21, 2016, 01:22:15 PM: Some funny photshops, similar to the one above:

https://twitter.com/fjamie013
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdS62gbWoAA_P4H.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdijweuWEAAoBeW.jpg:large)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdYYcW6W0AASRWA.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdM053yXIAEzxAp.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 21, 2016, 01:23:21 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdDDDmjWEAAuXLL.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc9mQ_JXIAARmqu.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CczlvHCWoAASfTN.jpg)
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Post by: Jumbo on March 21, 2016, 02:44:51 PM: https://matias.ma/nsfw/ (not actually nsfw)
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 22, 2016, 11:58:49 AM: (https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/rZ__CmSLlYSKamwQ6NXcgg--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/b8f5cfada35619bdad0a6fc71e89f552)
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Post by: Tommy on March 22, 2016, 12:02:11 PM: Jumeirah Beach. Where rich men go to be half naked with other rich men.
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Post by: Jumbo on March 22, 2016, 06:54:28 PM: hahahaha https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/4biemc/wanna_play_the_how_filthy_can_we_make_this_thread/
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 08:03:16 AM: Angry man spends $200 at sushi restaurant, leaves 13-foot python instead of tip (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-python-drop-20160322-story.html)
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 08:07:17 AM: https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-puts-disorderly-passenger-headlock-191624107.html
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Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2016, 08:15:22 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 08:07:17 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-puts-disorderly-passenger-headlock-191624107.html

Dude looks like he's done that before. No fuss, no anger, just calmly puts the chokehold on until dickhead passes out, then pins him down with the minimum amount of force necessary.
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Post by: Tommy on March 23, 2016, 08:19:11 AM: That dude is the man.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 08:24:35 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 23, 2016, 08:15:22 AM
Dude looks like he's done that before. No fuss, no anger, just calmly puts the chokehold on until dickhead passes out, then pins him down with the minimum amount of force necessary.

Yeah that guy is experienced in hand to hand, very experienced. I wouldn't be surprised if he is special forces or some kind of special police unit. He did it like he's done it all his life. I don't believe he's a guy you want to freak with.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 23, 2016, 01:26:19 PM: http://news.yahoo.com/police-post-facebook-wanted-ad-153234563.html?nf=1 (http://news.yahoo.com/police-post-facebook-wanted-ad-153234563.html?nf=1)

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/a8yXfAtK9pMwyZeKXApLoQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/mashable_watercooler_910/42e263fe8e19dfaaf1e270d55906bd1f)

(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ek6cwilxdqJbqpZUC6IYmQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/mashable_watercooler_910/87b118a824162d3200d62f6da584d93a)

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/scVPXxWupiPH1h1F1nuYjQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/mashable_watercooler_910/415aba527f2e1a10828a1fbd74289359)
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RuwJkWpJlWBQxg6zlbpcoA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztxPTg1/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/mashable_watercooler_910/96bf471d242452d8956b5b3c4d7d2f13)
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Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2016, 01:36:15 PM: Welease Wodewick!
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Post by: Jumbo on March 24, 2016, 11:16:28 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/23vAjYF.gif)
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Post by: Badger on March 28, 2016, 07:00:56 PM: https://gfycat.com/DarkTeemingArrowcrab
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Post by: Tommy on March 28, 2016, 07:16:55 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 28, 2016, 07:00:56 PM
https://gfycat.com/DarkTeemingArrowcrab

Hahahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 29, 2016, 12:26:13 PM: A mom with a sense of humor:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/student-sends-mum-a-cardboard-cutout-of-himself-103355568.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 29, 2016, 01:30:14 PM: OK ALRIGHTY THEN:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nurse-who-photographed-patients-genitals-surrenders-license/

She's not bad looking, especially for a mug shot:

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2580258.1459192142!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_400/nurse29n-1-web.jpg)
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Post by: MBGreen on March 29, 2016, 08:24:30 PM: https://www.facebook.com/456860024500739/videos/507790116074396/
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Post by: Jetaho on March 30, 2016, 12:04:55 PM: Big balls or just incredibly stupid?

http://gizmodo.com/hijack-pics-or-it-didnt-happen-1767776105 (http://gizmodo.com/hijack-pics-or-it-didnt-happen-1767776105)

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VCmLTuGf--/wfoltyxosymyiqbrnnhj.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on March 30, 2016, 12:06:58 PM: A rooster of the highest order.
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Post by: Badger on March 30, 2016, 03:09:27 PM: I support his decision.
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Post by: Tommy on March 30, 2016, 03:51:02 PM: Oh excrement this whole time I thought the bomber wanted the photo taken.
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Post by: Jumbo on March 30, 2016, 03:56:38 PM: I can't believe the bomber was a white dude this time
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Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2016, 10:30:00 AM: http://straightfromthea.com/2016/03/31/rapper-c-murder-investigated-for-recording-album-in-prison-video/

Now, I have no idea as to the innocence or otherwise of this gentleman, but I am of the opinion that if he genuinely wishes the Supreme Court to consider his argument, he might be well served by adopting a slightly less contradictory moniker than "C-Murder".
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Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2016, 05:22:23 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 31, 2016, 10:30:00 AM
http://straightfromthea.com/2016/03/31/rapper-c-murder-investigated-for-recording-album-in-prison-video/

Now, I have no idea as to the innocence or otherwise of this gentleman, but I am of the opinion that if he genuinely wishes the Supreme Court to consider his argument, he might be well served by adopting a slightly less contradictory moniker than "C-Murder".
I actually read this in your voice.
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Post by: Tommy on March 31, 2016, 09:01:10 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on March 31, 2016, 05:22:23 PM
I actually read this in your voice.

That's funny. I actually read all his posts in an American accent. Even emails from my British coworkers. All American accents. Weird.
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Post by: Badger on March 31, 2016, 09:12:44 PM: Tommy reads all text in the voice of Burt Reynolds.
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Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2016, 10:47:54 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7RZmWO13z8

He got his derriere pieeeddd!
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 01, 2016, 01:23:08 PM: http://1079ishot.com/kevin-gates-blink-182/

This might be the greatest interview of all time
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2016, 01:28:20 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 01, 2016, 01:23:08 PM
http://1079ishot.com/kevin-gates-blink-182/

This might be the greatest interview of all time

Thanks, I'll pass.
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Post by: Jumbo on April 03, 2016, 12:35:44 PM: Hottest new club hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 03, 2016, 01:21:57 PM: I hate that kid
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2016, 11:17:21 AM: Whatever you do, do not turn around:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-went-snowboarding-while-being-122900543.html

(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/NW3j0MiIPMAqbh9E2OU6VA--/aD0zNTg7dz02NDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/mic_26/cf2041224bc0952a5475c7abd3346126)
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 11, 2016, 12:36:50 PM: that has to be fake
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2016, 12:47:33 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 11, 2016, 12:36:50 PM
that has to be fake

I can see how it might not be. Peripheral vision out of those goggles isn't great, and the last thing you do when you're going down a run is look back at where you've been. She's got a hat, face wrap and headphones on, so she can't hear anything.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2016, 01:08:31 PM: They explicitly said it wasn't, but who knows.

A few too many dudes but still:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bikini-clad-skiers-attempt-world-093913427.html
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Post by: Hemi on April 11, 2016, 01:09:59 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 11, 2016, 12:36:50 PM
that has to be fake

Watch the whole video.
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Post by: Badger on April 11, 2016, 10:39:44 PM: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160412/2b307171f61ae100bde1c52afd7f235d.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2016, 11:37:23 PM: Too much potassium is a killer.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2016, 12:13:53 AM: (https://41.media.tumblr.com/b3dcc6edf496f7d980f0acc779f8e892/tumblr_o5eg4v5k9n1qggo2qo1_540.jpg)

Best comment:

"This nigga put his excrement in the crippler crossface for what"
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 05:20:49 AM: Hahaha
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Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2016, 07:47:44 AM: lol
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Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2016, 09:53:43 AM: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 09:57:47 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 14, 2016, 09:53:43 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987

As NOT a lawyer myself, could the courts do this in the US because of a parent's mental illness?

If the courts could repeal stupid names, black women would pour into the streets protesting for the Shanequa's of the world
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Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2016, 10:00:03 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 09:57:47 AM
As NOT a lawyer myself, could the courts do this in the US because of a parent's mental illness?

If the courts could repeal stupid names, black women would pour into the streets protesting for the Shanequa's of the world

I don't think the courts would care about the Shanequas and D'Brickashaws, it's more about the use of words and names that could be really detrimental to a child.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 10:02:45 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 14, 2016, 10:00:03 AM
I don't think the courts would care about the Shanequas and D'Brickashaws, it's more about the use of words and names that could be really detrimental to a child.

True.
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 11:51:02 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 14, 2016, 09:53:43 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987

Lady Justice King sounds like a black name.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 14, 2016, 12:42:19 PM: The name Phelony is the worst name I've ever heard.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2016, 12:52:44 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 14, 2016, 12:42:19 PM
The name Phelony is the worst name I've ever heard.

Worse than Airwrecka? I don't think so.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2016, 12:56:57 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 14, 2016, 12:42:19 PM
The name Phelony is the worst name I've ever heard.
Holy damn. Really?
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 19, 2016, 09:36:39 AM: https://www.yahoo.com/style/tinder-offers-scholarship-to-student-who-203822335.html (https://www.yahoo.com/style/tinder-offers-scholarship-to-student-who-203822335.html)

She got kicked out of sorority because of a Tinder account, lol.

The Maureen Ponderosa thing totally ruins it for me, I am with 624:

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/v2L1C9Ar4WMPDYMFw3mEZA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MTtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/http://36.media.tumblr.com/4cced1548f5b23ce652dc444b92b6677/tumblr_inline_o5uhcbgfA91qk37z0_1280.jpg)

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/gB4P61b2yGvSiLP3B0qCog--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9MjgyO3E9NzU7c209MTtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/http://41.media.tumblr.com/88aeaf18f668962d2b83f47da434a51d/tumblr_inline_o5uidiJ94Z1qk37z0_540.jpg)
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Post by: Jetaho on April 19, 2016, 09:54:17 AM: Should've bought her braces to fix that wonky tooth
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Post by: guinness77 on April 19, 2016, 10:04:58 AM: You guys are friggin nuts.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 19, 2016, 10:07:41 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 19, 2016, 10:04:58 AM
You guys are friggin nuts.

you think Maureen Ponderosa is hot.
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Post by: guinness77 on April 19, 2016, 10:19:17 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 19, 2016, 10:07:41 AM
you think Maureen Ponderosa is hot.
She looks like Miley Cyrus more than Ponderosa. She's a really cute chick, probably a little too young looking for my liking, but just pointing out that you guys are friggin nuts.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 19, 2016, 10:25:31 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 19, 2016, 10:19:17 AM
She looks like Miley Cyrus more than Ponderosa. She's a really cute chick, probably a little too young looking for my liking, but just pointing out that you guys are friggin nuts.

Did you read my first reply?

"The Maureen Ponderosa thing totally ruins it for me, I am with 624"
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Post by: JFIF on April 19, 2016, 10:30:25 AM: she looks like she has the IQ of a cabbage
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Post by: guinness77 on April 19, 2016, 10:35:33 AM: Quote from: JFIF on April 19, 2016, 10:30:25 AM
she looks like she has the IQ of a cabbage

Since when do you care about a thing like that?
Haha, puck, yeah I guess that flew right over my head.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 19, 2016, 10:45:12 AM: Quote from: JFIF on April 19, 2016, 10:30:25 AM
she looks like she has the IQ of a cabbage

I am sure that's stopped you from snorting blow off a stripper's funbags.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 19, 2016, 11:31:15 AM: Has Jewel teeth. Would not bang.

/624
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Post by: Badger on April 19, 2016, 11:42:36 AM: Snaggletooth =! Dead tooth
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 19, 2016, 11:52:14 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 19, 2016, 11:42:36 AM
Snaggletooth =! Dead tooth

Yeah but still.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 01:13:09 PM: Pretty Cool:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/world-reacts-after-no-one-shows-up-at-9-year-olds-birthday-party_us_57166fb1e4b0018f9cbb425f?
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2016, 01:38:39 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 01:13:09 PM
Pretty Cool:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/world-reacts-after-no-one-shows-up-at-9-year-olds-birthday-party_us_57166fb1e4b0018f9cbb425f?

I absolutely hate that the parents of his classmates let this happen.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 01:42:39 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 21, 2016, 01:38:39 PM
I absolutely hate that the parents of his classmates let this happen.

It really makes you wonder about parents sometimes, and yet complete strangers come thru for the kid.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 21, 2016, 01:51:21 PM: How is he ever going to become more normal if people show up to his birthday party and treat him with respect?
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:13:24 PM: I sent him a Whole Foods cake
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 02:14:52 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:13:24 PM
I sent him a Whole Foods cake

So you're the doc suing Whole Foods, well that fits.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:41:25 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 02:14:52 PM
So you're the doc suing Whole Foods, well that fits.
Huh
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Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2016, 02:43:43 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:41:25 PM
Huh

#Dumbstapo
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 02:46:30 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 21, 2016, 02:43:43 PM
#Dumbcanadian

ftfy
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:58:08 PM: Puck must always respond.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2016, 03:02:32 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:58:08 PM
Puck must always respond.

#shoefags usually do
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 21, 2016, 03:11:43 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 02:58:08 PM
Puck must always respond.

HUH
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Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2016, 05:50:16 PM: This is a good story about a good man.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/22/a-judge-sentences-a-veteran-to-24-hours-in-jail-then-joins-him-behind-bars/
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Post by: reuben on April 23, 2016, 06:52:59 PM: Chinese Bulldozer Fight (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPj-SPD_NIg&feature=youtu.be)
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2016, 07:18:22 PM: ^that should be a TV show
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Post by: Jumbo on April 28, 2016, 11:56:36 AM: Found Puck's reddit account

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/4gmmap/jameis_winston_had_the_best_response_to_throwing/d2j131p
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2016, 09:32:34 AM: Today is Holocaust Rembrance Day here's a cool story:

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article75750492.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article75750492.html)

Partial quote:

Quote
The Brodeckis recently downsized their home. The contents of their sprawling four-bedroom, American Dream dwelling in Richmond, Virginia, are now crammed into a one-bedroom apartment at the Hebrew Home of Greater Washington in suburban Maryland.

Photos in mismatched frames cover every inch of the walls and shelves in jagged rows. There are the relics from lost childhoods in Poland, of a teenage Zosia behind barbed wire in a Nazi concentration camp, of friends who perished in the Holocaust, of the young couple in the displacement camp in Germany where Zosia and Bolek met soon after the war ended.

Then there are the images of the life that came after, the multi-generational story that almost never was: the expensive professional head shot of Bolek, 94, that he commissioned when he became an actor after retiring as a small-business owner, the prized photo of Zosia meeting President Obama, the portraits of the couple's four children, the granddaughters, the great-grandchild.

Zosia, 88, uses a cane to lift herself out of her leather recliner, then points to a frame on the wall.

"Let me introduce you to my parents," she says. They stare out from the photograph, frozen at age 30, her younger brother, Lolek, just a boy. The last time Zosia saw them she was 12, before being forced into a cattle car with other Jewish Polish children.

"My mother told me, 'You are going to live, and you are going to tell the story,' " she says.......................
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Post by: Fenwyr on May 05, 2016, 09:38:57 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 05, 2016, 09:32:34 AM
Today is Holocaust Rembrance Day here's a cool story:

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article75750492.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article75750492.html)

Partial quote:

Damn. First thing that came to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj0PtMZaWss
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Post by: Pope on May 05, 2016, 10:04:37 AM: How can you remember something that never happened?
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Post by: Johnny English on May 05, 2016, 11:55:48 AM: http://www.her.ie/life/a-tinder-glitch-led-to-two-straight-lads-unknowingly-chatting-each-other-up/291190
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2016, 12:34:13 PM: This is cool:

http://www.businessinsider.com/incredible-video-of-a-b-52-fighting-insane-crosswinds-to-land-2016-5
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Post by: Johnny English on May 05, 2016, 01:10:11 PM: I love the B-52, it's an incredible aircraft. I had no idea that they used drogues for landing them.
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2016, 01:16:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 05, 2016, 01:10:11 PM
I love the B-52, it's an incredible aircraft. I had no idea that they used drogues for landing them.

That runway looked really short and that's one heavy plane. I would imagine on certain runway's it's a must. Many military pilots land on runways that would scare the absolute excrement out of a commercial pilot, provided they're not military trained, increasingly commercial pilots aren't military trained.

The B-52 is a marvel, that's for sure. My manager has been near some of their bombing runs (he served in Vietnam) and he says it's something to experience.
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Post by: Jumbo on May 07, 2016, 03:10:42 PM: Joe Flacco is an amazing actor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUWDPSTUYc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXta3RuApI
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 11, 2016, 02:37:14 PM: This doesn't put the entire Loan Survivor story in a good light:

http://www.newsweek.com/2016/05/20/mohammad-gulab-marcus-luttrell-navy-seal-lone-survivor-operation-red-wings-458139.html
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Post by: Fenwyr on May 12, 2016, 09:38:56 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 11, 2016, 02:37:14 PM
This doesn't put the entire Loan Survivor story in a good light:

http://www.newsweek.com/2016/05/20/mohammad-gulab-marcus-luttrell-navy-seal-lone-survivor-operation-red-wings-458139.html

Already have my red wings. Did not read.
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2016, 02:04:53 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on May 12, 2016, 09:38:56 AM
Already have my red wings. Did not read.

So do I but I did.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 13, 2016, 01:37:06 PM: French Guinness landed a commercial:

https://www.facebook.com/PeterShankman/videos/10152802893456674/
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 13, 2016, 01:42:35 PM: Wow I hope Guinness gets royalties from that, it's his twin.
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Post by: MBGreen on May 13, 2016, 01:54:24 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on May 13, 2016, 01:37:06 PM
French Guinness landed a commercial:

https://www.facebook.com/PeterShankman/videos/10152802893456674/

I've watched it 3x already.

It's guinness blessed with the essence of Tommy.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2016, 11:42:46 AM: http://www.massgeneral.org/about/pressrelease.aspx?id=1937

Dickless Masshole. Probably a Pats fan
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 17, 2016, 02:37:31 PM: Anyone who ever went to the doctor as a kid will remember these:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d5Xfin53C20/T4MZ6eu-tQI/AAAAAAAAAiA/NGPLxY8bqzU/s1600/Goofus+and+gallant+16.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b7Qo1muIdj8/T4H0yPFQ-0I/AAAAAAAAAgc/4cmMiIRNB0g/s1600/Goofus+and+Gallant+5.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FgZ8m4jcYdY/T4HttANsRGI/AAAAAAAAAgM/zvHKL00F90c/s1600/Gooface+and+gallant+3.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 17, 2016, 02:41:00 PM: So Goofus in MBGreen and Gallant is Tommy?
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 18, 2016, 08:15:55 AM: Hahaha freak you you dumb bundle of sticks drunk:

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2016/05/uber_driver_drops_off_intoxica.html
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 18, 2016, 09:02:02 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 18, 2016, 08:15:55 AM
Hahaha freak you you dumb bundle of sticks drunk:

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2016/05/uber_driver_drops_off_intoxica.html

Why is that a story?
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 18, 2016, 09:19:42 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on May 18, 2016, 09:02:02 AM
Why is that a story?

I thought it was funny.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 18, 2016, 09:30:57 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 18, 2016, 09:19:42 AM
I thought it was funny.

We can instruct the amberlamps to deliver Hobbes to jail.
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Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2016, 08:39:13 PM: Proper badass.

http://www.businessinsider.com/gurkha-dipprasad-pun-took-out-30-taliban-2016-5?IR=T
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 10:27:43 PM: I have always admired the Gurkhas they are brave as can be.
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 25, 2016, 06:04:24 PM: http://mitchcheckmyprofile.tumblr.com/post/142788910376/bolto-when-u-nut-n-she-keep-succin
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Post by: Badger on May 27, 2016, 10:36:32 AM: NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8kRdM7dbJE&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 27, 2016, 11:54:37 AM: That's the funniest excrement I've seen in a while.

"My funbags are the graveyard"
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Post by: Jumbo on May 28, 2016, 02:28:22 PM: Father wearing "#1 DAD" t-shirt used daughter as human shield to avoid arrest

http://wchstv.com/news/local/kentucky-father-uses-daughter-as-human-shield-to-avoid-arrest
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 28, 2016, 03:09:11 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on May 28, 2016, 02:28:22 PM
Father wearing "#1 DAD" t-shirt used daughter as human shield to avoid arrest

http://wchstv.com/news/local/kentucky-father-uses-daughter-as-human-shield-to-avoid-arrest
Not wanting to be away from his daughter in jail is proof he's a good Dad.
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Post by: Badger on May 30, 2016, 10:46:54 PM: Mandatory viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseGgoKBW_c
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 30, 2016, 10:52:20 PM: lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 30, 2016, 11:27:36 PM: Lmao I could have been freaking a grapefruit all these years.
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Post by: JFIF on May 30, 2016, 11:44:55 PM: lol wtf
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 31, 2016, 06:29:25 AM: She sounds like a Shopvac.
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Post by: Tommy on May 31, 2016, 07:53:57 AM: I want a girl to try this on me now
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Post by: Johnny English on May 31, 2016, 08:13:51 AM: Quote from: Tommy on May 31, 2016, 07:53:57 AM
I want a girl to try this on me now

You're the one paying, I'm sure it won't be too much of an ask.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 31, 2016, 09:29:40 AM: Quote from: Tommy on May 31, 2016, 07:53:57 AM
I want a girl to try this on me now
A grape should work for you.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on May 31, 2016, 12:31:21 PM: WTF???!!!!
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Post by: Tommy on May 31, 2016, 12:56:56 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 31, 2016, 08:13:51 AM
You're the one paying, I'm sure it won't be too much of an ask.
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 31, 2016, 09:29:40 AM
A grape should work for you.

These fuckn guys.
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 01, 2016, 07:57:42 AM: http://fox59.com/2016/06/01/north-carolina-woman-buys-deep-freezer-from-neighbor-for-30-finds-human-remains-inside/

whoops
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 01, 2016, 08:50:46 AM: Haha that sounds like an only in Florida thing.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on June 02, 2016, 05:38:20 AM: Couldn't decide if this should go here or in horrific and depressing stuff.

http://m.hulldailymail.co.uk/Fan-says-29-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos-stopping-getting/story-29341900-detail/story.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 02, 2016, 11:18:44 AM: Quote from: ukilledkenny on June 02, 2016, 05:38:20 AM
Couldn't decide if this should go here or in horrific and depressing stuff.

http://m.hulldailymail.co.uk/Fan-says-29-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos-stopping-getting/story-29341900-detail/story.html

Darwin thread.
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Post by: JFIF on June 02, 2016, 02:53:08 PM: He can't get a girlfriend because he's a flaming homo
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Post by: NDMick on June 02, 2016, 02:57:32 PM: Did his mom kill Selena? That seems to be his next move with Miley. Holy freak
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Post by: Badger on June 04, 2016, 08:48:10 AM: https://m.imgur.com/a/OH1lW

Great 4chan thread
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Post by: MBGreen on June 07, 2016, 03:12:43 PM: http://www.winnipegsun.com/2016/06/07/woman-says-breastfeeding-her-bodybuilder-boyfriend-is-beautiful-2
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 08, 2016, 02:10:51 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5C2QUrxFRo
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Post by: Jumbo on June 16, 2016, 12:57:29 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/LXqR9tv.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on June 16, 2016, 05:54:06 AM: Hahaha

Squart
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Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2016, 09:16:21 AM: Tommy can start planning his next vacation:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-freak-brothels-432
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Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2016, 10:28:12 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 23, 2016, 09:16:21 AM
Tommy can start planning his next vacation:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-freak-brothels-432

$100 in Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia gets you far better than that. The concept seems nice, but dear god.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 23, 2016, 11:16:52 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 23, 2016, 09:16:21 AM
Tommy can start planning his next vacation:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-freak-brothels-432

Why would Tommy go to an all you can freak brothel when he struggles so often to even get it up for one girl?
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 23, 2016, 11:32:54 AM: Article said the average customer bangs 2.7 hookers. Whore math.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2016, 11:33:55 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 23, 2016, 11:32:54 AM
Article said the average customer bangs 2.7 hookers. Whore math.

But it's also all you can drink, from 4pm until dawn.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 23, 2016, 11:43:16 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 23, 2016, 11:33:55 AM
But it's also all you can drink, from 4pm until dawn.
Damn, Tommy's average will be 0.01 hookers banged after he finds out about free Jameson shots.
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Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2016, 11:46:57 AM: Hahahaha. I'll just sit in on a recliner and have the ladies blow me while I take shots and down some drinks.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 23, 2016, 11:53:56 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 23, 2016, 11:46:57 AM
Hahahaha. I'll just sit in on a recliner and have the ladies blow me while I take shots and down some drinks.
A solid plan.
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Post by: Pope on June 23, 2016, 12:07:13 PM: I have heard good things about these establishments. My mother and sisters work there.
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Post by: Badger on June 23, 2016, 08:41:39 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 23, 2016, 09:16:21 AM
Tommy can start planning his next vacation:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-visit-to-one-of-germanys-all-you-can-freak-brothels-432

Of all the women in there, that was the only one they could get pictures of?
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Post by: Fenwyr on June 23, 2016, 09:27:01 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 23, 2016, 08:41:39 PM
Of all the women in there, that was the only one they could get pictures of?

Perhaps she was the belle of the ball.
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Post by: Fenwyr on June 23, 2016, 09:32:34 PM: Here are a bunch of them. I'm not sure I could find 2.7 there.

http://www.bordell-grunewaldstrasse23.de/bordelle.html
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 23, 2016, 09:43:51 PM: Ugh. I can't find one worth paying for.
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Post by: Badger on June 23, 2016, 09:52:37 PM: I'd rather spend my $100 at Ben & Jack's.
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Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2016, 11:03:30 PM: Why would you go there for hookers when you can go to Prague or any Eastern European country and pay 50 euros for an 8 or 9.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 23, 2016, 11:11:19 PM: Quote from: Tommy on June 23, 2016, 11:03:30 PM
Why would you go there for hookers when you can go to Prague or any Eastern European country and pay 50 euros for an 8 or 9.

Why would you choose a destination based on the hookers?
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 24, 2016, 12:44:48 AM: lmaoooooooo
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Post by: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 12:56:05 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 23, 2016, 11:11:19 PM
Why would you choose a destination based on the hookers?

Because I'm on vacation and not looking to fall in love? Also, bear in mind that if 8s and 9s are giving it up for $50, just imagine what you can do by putting in a little effort. I fucked a few gorgeous pros in Colombia and bar far the hottest chick I banged in my life was a girl I met on tinder who barely spoke English. You can have both. Same applies to Eastern Europe and Southeast Asia. hoo-ha is hoo-ha, ma nigga.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 08:47:09 AM: So, you do so poorly at home that you plan entire vacations around the quality of the women who are poor and desperate enough to want to freak you. I can't imagine deciding my vacation destination based on the hookers, but I also can't imagine trying to get laid while looking like you.
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Post by: MBGreen on June 24, 2016, 08:56:21 AM: lol

I can actually hear Tommy getting kicked in the groin by Iggy from here. Jesus.
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Post by: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 09:24:29 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 24, 2016, 08:56:21 AM
lol

I can actually hear Tommy getting kicked in the groin by Iggy from here. Jesus.

Meh. Iggy mouthing off like that is the equivalent of some fat, out of shape older fan who's never played basketball before sitting in the stands shouting "Yo LeBron, you suck!"
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Post by: MBGreen on June 24, 2016, 09:26:50 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 09:24:29 AM
Meh. Iggy mouthing off like that is the equivalent of some fat, out of shape older fan who's never played basketball before sitting in the stands shouting "Yo LeBron, you suck!"

nice analogy.

3.5 honks
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 09:38:28 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 09:24:29 AM
Meh. Iggy mouthing off like that is the equivalent of some fat, out of shape older fan who's never played basketball before sitting in the stands shouting "Yo LeBron, you suck!"

If "playing basketball" means "paying for sex", then that analogy works. That's a game I've never needed to play.

If it's freaking hot chicks in general, then call me TD. Great career before retiring in his late 20s. You're the guy whose dad had to donate equipment to the team just so he could ride the bench and get in during garbage time.
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Post by: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 09:43:40 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 09:38:28 AM
If "playing basketball" means "paying for sex", then that analogy works. That's a game I've never needed to play.

If it's freaking hot chicks in general, then call me TD. Great career before retiring in his late 20s. You're the guy whose dad had to donate equipment to the team just so he could ride the bench and get in during garbage time.

You can be a great chef and cook dinner at home whenever you want, but sometimes you just feel like grabbing some Chinese food or pizza.
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 24, 2016, 09:50:55 AM: "sometime you just feel like pounding the excrement out of a greasy bitch covered in fromunda cheese"
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Post by: JFIF on June 24, 2016, 09:52:14 AM: Funny exchange aside

American girls are generally bitchier and more entitled as a whole than other women in the world. The appeal of non american women is very obvious
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Post by: Pope on June 24, 2016, 09:54:57 AM: Tommy and IJR should fight at the tailgate
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2016, 09:59:08 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 24, 2016, 09:50:55 AM
"sometime you just feel like pounding the excrement out of a greasy bitch covered in fromunda cheese"

haha
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 10:00:55 AM: Quote from: Pope on June 24, 2016, 09:54:57 AM
Tommy and IJR should fight at the tailgate

I wonder who he'd hire to fight for him.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2016, 10:02:53 AM: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1h3fyqUR1r4gei2o1_400.gif)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 10:04:37 AM: Quote from: JFIF on June 24, 2016, 09:52:14 AM
Funny exchange aside

American girls are generally bitchier and more entitled as a whole than other women in the world. The appeal of non american women is very obvious

Agreed. American women suck with that whole self worth thing.
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Post by: guinness77 on June 24, 2016, 10:20:02 AM: Quote from: Pope on June 24, 2016, 09:54:57 AM
Tommy and IJR should fight at the tailgate
From what I heard, I sat in the "civilized" section aka the SFD screaming area, I'm surprised it didn't happen at the Texans game.
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Post by: guinness77 on June 24, 2016, 10:20:36 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 10:04:37 AM
Agreed. American women suck with that whole self worth thing.
Haha, you're on a roll
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Post by: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 10:37:54 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 10:04:37 AM
Agreed. American women suck with that whole self worth thing.

Your sample size of one woman isn't exactly relevant to this discussion.
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Post by: Heismanberg on June 24, 2016, 10:44:27 AM: YOU OBVIOUSLY
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Post by: Badger on June 24, 2016, 11:25:42 AM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 09:38:28 AM
If "playing basketball" means "paying for sex", then that analogy works. That's a game I've never needed to play.

If it's freaking hot chicks in general, then call me TD. Great career before retiring in his late 20s. You're the guy whose dad had to donate equipment to the team just so he could ride the bench and get in during garbage time.

Wait, Tommy fucked women with his dad's dick?
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Post by: Pope on June 24, 2016, 11:31:12 AM: Quote from: Badger on June 24, 2016, 11:25:42 AM
Wait, Tommy fucked women with his dad's dick?
That's hot
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 11:48:50 AM: Quote from: Badger on June 24, 2016, 11:25:42 AM
Wait, Tommy fucked women with his dad's dick?

He probably should. At least his dad's dick works.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 24, 2016, 11:49:40 AM: Quote from: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 10:37:54 AM
Your sample size of one woman isn't exactly relevant to this discussion.

I'd love to see what you edited out of this post.
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Post by: Miamipuck on June 24, 2016, 01:41:25 PM: I like where this thread has gone, lets keep it up.......

That wasn't a shot at Tommy.
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Post by: guinness77 on June 24, 2016, 01:56:44 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on June 24, 2016, 01:41:25 PM
I like where this thread has gone, lets keep it up.......

That wasn't a shot at Tommy.
Let's keep it down.

Now....that would be a shot at Tommy
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Post by: JFIF on June 24, 2016, 11:05:28 PM: Quote from: Tommy on June 24, 2016, 10:37:54 AM
Your sample size of one woman isn't exactly relevant to this discussion.

I was going to say, he's been out of the game way too long. And i'm sure women in NorCal are very different than most of the county.
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Post by: Badger on June 26, 2016, 11:53:41 AM: www.reddit.com/r/SwordOrSheath
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Post by: reuben on June 28, 2016, 04:47:30 PM: http://i.imgur.com/GDU2xh8.mp4 (http://i.imgur.com/GDU2xh8.mp4)
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 29, 2016, 04:42:05 PM: (https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13524387_1217836911567994_3397052815781177838_n.jpg?oh=dda5c5f75743929999abdb767bb6ba53&oe=57F416E7)
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Post by: Badger on June 30, 2016, 10:05:28 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/TeJ7H6t.gif)
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Post by: guinness77 on July 04, 2016, 12:38:35 PM: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=onE0AXSFrgw

This is awesome
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 06, 2016, 10:21:47 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Jv4t3MoBk&feature=youtu.be

terrible person
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 10, 2016, 01:56:31 PM: (https://66.media.tumblr.com/a64019b6971d9c9b14122361a5067278/tumblr_nub0971oKG1qjnhqgo1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 11, 2016, 03:45:52 PM: I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
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Post by: MBGreen on July 13, 2016, 10:10:54 AM: http://www.winnipegsun.com/2016/07/12/thousands-of-used-condoms-found-in-lake
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Post by: JFIF on July 16, 2016, 02:39:59 PM: I'm just going to start posting random people on twitter here who I find fascinating/funny, as in I can't believe this person actually exists on earth.

Here's one

https://twitter.com/donnahaymans11
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Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2016, 02:34:59 PM: https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2324055797617466/

I can't decide if this is staged or not. I don't think it is, because I've met one or two people almost this bad before.
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Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2016, 08:12:36 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 20, 2016, 02:34:59 PM
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2324055797617466/

I can't decide if this is staged or not. I don't think it is, because I've met one or two people almost this bad before.

I work with a guy who acted just like that when describing some party he had in London. He then hugged me and called me a "lad", and told me how important it was for someone to be called a "lad" and what that means. I dunno. Is that like being a "bro" here in the U.S.?
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Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2016, 08:37:45 PM: Quote from: Tommy on July 20, 2016, 08:12:36 PM
I work with a guy who acted just like that when describing some party he had in London. He then hugged me and called me a "lad", and told me how important it was for someone to be called a "lad" and what that means. I dunno. Is that like being a "bro" here in the U.S.?

Pretty much, although people wouldn't address you as "lad" in the same way that you guys say "bro". I would say that being known as "one of the lads" might get you invited out on some of the more hardcore nights out, but it is probably not going to improve your chances of getting any action.
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Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2016, 08:41:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 20, 2016, 08:37:45 PM
Pretty much, although people wouldn't address you as "lad" in the same way that you guys say "bro". I would say that being known as "one of the lads" might get you invited out on some of the more hardcore nights out, but it is probably not going to improve your chances of getting any action.

I think that's what he meant. Like I'm a "lad" meaning I'm trustworthy and "one of his guys" or something.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 20, 2016, 11:33:23 PM: The queynte deserved this:

http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/20/12235128/skateboarder-mclaren-windshield-smash-250000-dollar-video?yptr=yahoo (http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/20/12235128/skateboarder-mclaren-windshield-smash-250000-dollar-video?yptr=yahoo)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 26, 2016, 07:05:13 PM: (https://66.media.tumblr.com/afd70f79d60c5f9e9af8fe577ce0f78f/tumblr_oaxgyolo0q1vtr5i3o1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on July 26, 2016, 07:23:26 PM: Hahahaha
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Post by: Johnny English on July 27, 2016, 01:45:31 PM: He's a tank. He'll come round your mam's house and take her door right off its hinges. Be afraid.

https://www.facebook.com/atrbox/videos/1258072797538136/
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 27, 2016, 01:53:50 PM: "The only tank you're like is a fish tank, wet as freak "
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 10:27:25 AM: Hahaha what a freaking moron, won 3 mill and literally thinks he's Walter White:

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/3m-lotto-winner-pleads-guilty-using-prize-money-090725323--abc-news-topstories.html
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 31, 2016, 09:16:29 AM: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160731/c88e69fa53a8bc1901fd8ebf0031d4c1.jpg)
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Post by: Jumbo on July 31, 2016, 03:25:12 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/2ol55Dd.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on July 31, 2016, 10:27:31 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/TaydolfSwiftler/top?sort=top&t=all
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Post by: MBGreen on August 01, 2016, 03:36:24 PM: https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2802037729843399/

what the freak
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Post by: Badger on August 01, 2016, 05:06:41 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on August 01, 2016, 03:36:24 PM
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2802037729843399/

what the freak

"She only pees in them, then your not a proper baby, curl a log out in them and show some dedication bitch"
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Post by: Badger on August 01, 2016, 10:15:56 PM: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4vnxxz/what_is_the_guiltiest_fap_you_have_ever_had_nsfw/
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Post by: JFIF on August 04, 2016, 10:23:30 AM: http://www.ora.tv/larrykingnow/2016/4/22/media-mogul-gary-vaynerchuk-on-growing-your-business-in-the-digital-age-his-next-big-move
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Post by: JFIF on August 04, 2016, 10:23:51 AM: the fucker is on Larry King now. Feel free to move to horrific and depressing thread
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Post by: Johnny English on August 04, 2016, 10:39:09 AM: I know everyone likes to excrement on Vaynerchuk because of the Sanchez draft video, but I don't understand why people have such a big problem with him. What little I've seen of his stuff really isn't terrible.
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Post by: JFIF on August 04, 2016, 10:52:22 AM: I've actually met him at a game here. He's a tool. Nice enough I guess, but a tool.
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Post by: Tommy on August 06, 2016, 12:28:25 PM: Quote from: JFIF on August 04, 2016, 10:52:22 AM
I've actually met him at a game here. He's a tool. Nice enough I guess, but a tool.

I met him at the Gholston draft, he went apeshit when I said that we should take that RB instead (can't remember the name). The year after the Sanchez draft I bumped into him at the draft and talked about his reaction. He seemed to regret it and was being really cool. Took a picture and had my middle finger pointed at him. Then he said nicely "Hey man, can we do it again but without the finger please?" I agreed. Need to find those pics. A tool for sure, but a nice enough guy. Also he's a hustler and making money. Gotta respect that. On top of everything he's a passionate Jets fan who brings them up at every opportunity.
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Post by: JFIF on August 06, 2016, 02:50:51 PM: Quote from: Tommy on August 06, 2016, 12:28:25 PM
I met him at the Gholston draft, he went apeshit when I said that we should take that RB instead (can't remember the name). The year after the Sanchez draft I bumped into him at the draft and talked about his reaction. He seemed to regret it and was being really cool. Took a picture and had my middle finger pointed at him. Then he said nicely "Hey man, can we do it again but without the finger please?" I agreed. Need to find those pics. A tool for sure, but a nice enough guy. Also he's a hustler and making money. Gotta respect that. On top of everything he's a passionate Jets fan who brings them up at every opportunity.

sounds like a belated hand-job offer
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Post by: Badger on August 06, 2016, 08:58:51 PM: Quote from: Tommy on August 06, 2016, 12:28:25 PM
I met him at the Gholston draft, he went apeshit when I said that we should take that RB instead (can't remember the name). The year after the Sanchez draft I bumped into him at the draft and talked about his reaction. He seemed to regret it and was being really cool. Took a picture and had my middle finger pointed at him. Then he said nicely "Hey man, can we do it again but without the finger please?" I agreed. Need to find those pics. A tool for sure, but a nice enough guy. Also he's a hustler and making money. Gotta respect that. On top of everything he's a passionate Jets fan who brings them up at every opportunity.

McFadden
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 06, 2016, 09:53:52 PM: Quote from: Tommy on August 06, 2016, 12:28:25 PM
I met him at the Gholston draft, he went apeshit when I said that we should take that RB instead (can't remember the name). The year after the Sanchez draft I bumped into him at the draft and talked about his reaction. He seemed to regret it and was being really cool. Took a picture and had my middle finger pointed at him. Then he said nicely "Hey man, can we do it again but without the finger please?" I agreed. Need to find those pics. A tool for sure, but a nice enough guy. Also he's a hustler and making money. Gotta respect that. On top of everything he's a passionate Jets fan who brings them up at every opportunity.

Sheldon Richardson
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Post by: insanity on August 07, 2016, 09:03:00 AM: Quote from: Tommy on August 06, 2016, 12:28:25 PM
I met him at the Gholston draft, he went apeshit when I said that we should take that RB instead (can't remember the name). The year after the Sanchez draft I bumped into him at the draft and talked about his reaction. He seemed to regret it and was being really cool. Took a picture and had my middle finger pointed at him. Then he said nicely "Hey man, can we do it again but without the finger please?" I agreed. Need to find those pics. A tool for sure, but a nice enough guy. Also he's a hustler and making money. Gotta respect that. On top of everything he's a passionate Jets fan who brings them up at every opportunity.

I was rooming with two guys from Craigslist, one of which worked for Vaynermedia. I immediately thought this was hilarious and told him how I and the rest of a board I was on hated him because of the Jets drafts, and I asked him what he was like in the office. The guy couldn't say enough good things about him. From how nice he is, to how hungry he is, how hes a great motivator and will meet everyone at the company and take personal time to talk with them.

After living with my roommate for a couple of months my friend asked if I was interested changing jobs because I worked in a similar field, was unhappy with my job and they had openings. I declined the opportunity, but when I get back from Thailand I'm thinking about taking him up on the offer and seeing what the companies like.
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2016, 09:14:56 AM: Quote from: insanity on August 07, 2016, 09:03:00 AM
I was rooming with two guys from Craigslist

(http://www.rainbowroommates.com/index.5.gif)
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Post by: dcm1602 on August 07, 2016, 11:35:14 AM: Kind of an interesting take to combat speeding done in Sweden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxpvwKiOpag

easily avoidable, but if used frequently enough could have potential.

I think the biggest question would be cost.I cant imagine something like this ever happening in the USA though. Because we dont give a freak about combating the problem, instead the govt would rather use that money grubbing excrement like the redlight cameras
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2016, 11:40:27 AM: Some douchebag would fake a neck injury and sue over it. Or some moron would find a way to die from it. Maybe someone's pet lizard gets stuck in it while on a walk in the middle of the road. Stupid prevents lots of good things.
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 07, 2016, 12:01:53 PM: All of you saying nice things about Veinycock are cum guzzling taint ticklers.

The guy's videos make me want to stuff wax in my ears until I can't hear and then rip my eardrums out just to be safe. freak that guy.
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Post by: Jumbo on August 09, 2016, 12:15:30 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/wDkMv84.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on August 09, 2016, 12:22:48 PM: Hahahahaha
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Post by: Miamipuck on August 09, 2016, 07:07:33 PM: This is freaking fantastic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0WqJnlYvFE
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Post by: Jumbo on August 24, 2016, 05:21:38 PM: It only gets worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jrx-Xrrsco
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Post by: Johnny English on August 25, 2016, 09:08:36 AM: http://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news/police-carry-controlled-explosion-pesto-everywhere/
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Post by: Jumbo on August 31, 2016, 08:42:31 PM: I've just discovered this masterpiece of a cover of "Seven Nation Army." Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLVkZYgspM
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Post by: JFIF on August 31, 2016, 09:18:29 PM: sports have made that song unlistenable
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Post by: reuben on September 02, 2016, 04:16:21 PM: http://loiter.co/v/someone-took-the-music-out-of-dancing-in-the-stree/ (http://loiter.co/v/someone-took-the-music-out-of-dancing-in-the-stree/)
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Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2016, 04:51:54 PM: I have no idea how people come up with these ideas, but that's fantastic.
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Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2016, 12:41:42 PM: I have no words for this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/911-mattress-commercial_us_57d24ecee4b06a74c9f40c65?
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 09, 2016, 01:34:52 PM: That they thought that was a good marketing idea in any area other than the northwest region of Pakistan or Tora Bora is pretty amazing.

As Carlin said," Just think about how stupid the average person is and realize half the population is dumber than that."
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Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2016, 01:54:52 PM: Shkreli keeps finding new ways of showing himself up.

http://www.screengeek.net/2016/09/09/martin-shkreli-gets-owned-by-patton-oswalt-threatens-chris-evans/
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Post by: Tommy on September 09, 2016, 02:32:41 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 09, 2016, 01:54:52 PM
Shkreli keeps finding new ways of showing himself up.

http://www.screengeek.net/2016/09/09/martin-shkreli-gets-owned-by-patton-oswalt-threatens-chris-evans/

I think Shkreli pretty much just owned himself there. I honestly never found Patton Oswalt funny.
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Post by: reuben on September 11, 2016, 10:48:10 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/PjSW9Qr.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2016, 07:29:21 AM: Incredible.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/09/12/west-virginia-cop-fired-for-not-killing-a-man-with-an-unloaded-gun/
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Post by: IATA on September 13, 2016, 10:57:07 AM: what the freak america
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2016, 11:07:52 AM: That's really embarrassing. Ten bucks says he will be driving trucks.
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2016, 04:22:52 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/style/husband-puts-whining-wife-up-for-sale-on-ebay-121703760.html
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Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2016, 07:57:46 AM: Ordinary people can be extraordinary. What a life this guy had.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/obituaries/obituary-sam-martinez-forester-and-oldest-hibs-fan-1-4237144
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Post by: Tommy on September 22, 2016, 08:00:48 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 22, 2016, 07:57:46 AM
Ordinary people can be extraordinary. What a life this guy had.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/obituaries/obituary-sam-martinez-forester-and-oldest-hibs-fan-1-4237144

BREAKING NEWS: Very old man dies.
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Post by: Badger on September 22, 2016, 09:58:00 AM: Quote from: Tommy on September 22, 2016, 08:00:48 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Very old man dies.
dondrapercrying.gif
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2016, 01:24:32 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 22, 2016, 07:57:46 AM
Ordinary people can be extraordinary. What a life this guy had.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/obituaries/obituary-sam-martinez-forester-and-oldest-hibs-fan-1-4237144

That's a pretty cool story. He seemed like he had a great life.
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Post by: Johnny English on September 23, 2016, 09:45:34 PM: Oof.

(http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/59537453-8c73-4546-bc30-3c8eacec70f8.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on September 25, 2016, 07:32:32 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 23, 2016, 09:45:34 PM
Oof.

(http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/59537453-8c73-4546-bc30-3c8eacec70f8.jpg)

I find this really hard to believe. The guy who she's cheating with was probably thinking "cool, I get to bang this chick whenever and her shnook BF does all the BF stuff."
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Post by: guinness77 on September 25, 2016, 07:42:19 AM: Quote from: Tommy on September 25, 2016, 07:32:32 AM
I find this really hard to believe. The guy who she's cheating with was probably thinking "cool, I get to bang this chick whenever and her shnook BF does all the BF stuff."
Then, why would he leave the note?
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Post by: Tommy on September 25, 2016, 07:42:54 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on September 25, 2016, 07:42:19 AM
Then, why would he leave the note?

He likely didn't is what I'm saying.
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Post by: guinness77 on September 25, 2016, 07:44:22 AM: Quote from: Tommy on September 25, 2016, 07:42:54 AM
He likely didn't is what I'm saying.
So....Photoshop?
It looks real to me.
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Post by: Badger on September 25, 2016, 12:56:05 PM: Quote from: Tommy on September 25, 2016, 07:32:32 AM
I find this really hard to believe. The guy who she's cheating with was probably thinking "cool, I get to bang this chick whenever and her shnook BF does all the BF stuff."

Obviously he didn't plan on banging her again.
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Post by: JFIF on September 25, 2016, 01:40:43 PM: That's a really old photo. Saw that circulated on FB years ago. I think it was bullshit but don't recall exactly.
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 25, 2016, 04:04:36 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on September 25, 2016, 07:44:22 AM
So....Photoshop?

wat
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 26, 2016, 08:10:33 AM: Quote from: Tommy on September 25, 2016, 07:32:32 AM
I find this really hard to believe. The guy who she's cheating with was probably thinking "cool, I get to bang this chick whenever and her shnook BF does all the BF stuff."

Yeah, there's no guy on earth who would feel bad if he just helped some woman cheat on her boyfriend and didn't even realize it.
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Post by: Johnny English on September 27, 2016, 06:06:14 PM: http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/martin-shkreli-is-auctioning-off-a-chance-to-hit-him-in-the-face-vgtrn

Someone needs to crowdsource this and get Mike Tyson on board. I reckon he could do Shkreli with one punch.
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Post by: steves850 on September 28, 2016, 09:49:56 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on September 25, 2016, 07:44:22 AM
So....Photoshop?
It looks real to me.
Nah, It's not shopped. I've seen shops before, this one has too many pixels to be a shop.
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Post by: Tommy on October 08, 2016, 10:50:50 AM: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M21omDaskCE
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Post by: insanity on October 08, 2016, 08:13:38 PM: Quote from: steves850 on September 28, 2016, 09:49:56 AM
Nah, It's not shopped. I've seen shops before, this one has too many pixels to be a shop.

Idk man. I used to use photos hop alot and the number of pixels on this looks right.
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Post by: Heismanberg on October 27, 2016, 06:37:28 AM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/14708174_1126237440759098_8591950038124257759_n.jpg?oh=6e31c5263248a2845a974061e10a82cf&oe=588FC347)
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Post by: Badger on October 27, 2016, 09:56:13 AM: Hahaha
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Post by: Hemi on October 30, 2016, 07:34:45 AM: https://mobile.twitter.com/danagould/status/791431309692276737
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Post by: MBGreen on November 01, 2016, 08:58:26 AM: http://gizmodo.com/fart-blamed-for-causing-a-fire-during-surgery-at-a-toky-1788414929
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Post by: Tommy on November 01, 2016, 07:51:48 PM: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161101/b6183614ac22a197bd0477b8daa9c4bd.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on November 04, 2016, 06:07:22 PM: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161104/341c7f1be35473bf842eb0ffec3082d9.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 17, 2016, 01:38:42 PM: (https://65.media.tumblr.com/194dcddbd53cbd238ad4240b0e3e7237/tumblr_ograk7iPwf1tovmb9o1_540.jpg)
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/19b1707949e46d19bd9f499e8091e513/tumblr_ograk7iPwf1tovmb9o2_540.jpg)
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Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2016, 02:12:40 PM: hahaha
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Post by: JFIF on November 17, 2016, 04:49:00 PM: lol
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Post by: MBGreen on December 01, 2016, 09:19:20 PM: (https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15203386_10157880994465078_3808518859927342412_n.jpg?oh=60830cc7de8522cd83fc42c6e55b16e2&oe=58C8EF77)
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 02, 2016, 12:53:39 AM: Hahaha from the Pittsburgh tailgate.
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Post by: Badger on December 03, 2016, 12:50:13 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38nfPs-jkgw
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Post by: Johnny English on December 13, 2016, 11:04:08 AM: Sounds a bit one-sided, but could be fun:

(http://i.imgur.com/Pt1tH4c.jpg)
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Post by: JFIF on December 13, 2016, 03:27:26 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 13, 2016, 11:04:08 AM
Sounds a bit one-sided, but could be fun:

(http://i.imgur.com/Pt1tH4c.jpg)

haha
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Post by: Hemi on December 19, 2016, 08:35:35 AM: http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/mike-francesa-forgets-cowboys-have-roof-during-cold-weather-rant/ar-AAlIGyU?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=UE07DHP
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Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2016, 01:17:08 PM: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161224/085da5bda3b46705d1ffd8cc45486f1b.jpg)

Now this is how you advertise.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2016, 01:57:05 PM: I am in
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Post by: Johnny English on December 24, 2016, 03:00:00 PM: Ain't no happy endings going on there, the best you can hope for at the end of that massage is a quinoa and wheatgrass cleansing shake.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 02, 2017, 04:05:44 PM: (https://68.media.tumblr.com/7ca6f74775b6b98b83b77a5b0a8b4422/tumblr_oc5zlfSSZr1uj4nsco1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2017, 11:46:24 PM: This headline took a few readthroughs in order to make sense.

http://www.nh1.com/news/documents-man-who-masturbated-into-diaper-used-american-flag-to-set-nh-church-on-fire/
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 06, 2017, 07:10:35 PM: (https://68.media.tumblr.com/aba66aee50662988544cb88a135cb417/tumblr_inline_ojc9kuaKWs1u4uctv_540.png)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2017, 07:33:35 PM: This is not The Onion:

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/a42034/marrying-yourself-wedding-trend/
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Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2017, 08:10:20 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 06, 2017, 07:33:35 PM
This is not The Onion:

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/a42034/marrying-yourself-wedding-trend/

Her name, physical appearance, and place of residence makes this far less surprising.
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 10, 2017, 08:47:01 AM: (https://68.media.tumblr.com/0109fe26593b29d1fa89785108147b33/tumblr_ofvt592eYk1qzq48ko1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2017, 01:55:01 PM: Hahahahaha
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Post by: Jumbo on January 16, 2017, 03:46:22 PM: That's my quarterback :')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Cg-ggsVC4
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Post by: Johnny English on January 17, 2017, 09:08:11 AM: This is awesome. Needs sound.

https://twitter.com/RoastMeDaily/status/819767178807230464
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Post by: Tommy on January 17, 2017, 10:33:30 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 17, 2017, 09:08:11 AM
This is awesome. Needs sound.

https://twitter.com/RoastMeDaily/status/819767178807230464

I love Yahoo answers.
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Post by: Badger on January 17, 2017, 10:49:20 AM: How is babby formed?
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 17, 2017, 11:40:43 AM: Lmao
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Post by: Johnny English on January 19, 2017, 02:21:16 PM: http://i.imgur.com/1hfcN.gif
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Post by: Tommy on January 19, 2017, 02:23:41 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 19, 2017, 02:21:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1hfcN.gif

Jesus
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Post by: Johnny English on January 19, 2017, 02:30:21 PM: Quote from: Tommy on January 19, 2017, 02:23:41 PM
Jesus

Yeah. I didn't know where that was going and had much the same reaction as you at the end. It's really well done though.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 19, 2017, 04:50:05 PM: Hahaha
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 19, 2017, 05:46:29 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 19, 2017, 02:21:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1hfcN.gif
Lol wtf?

Pretty sure that is the only correct response. Also, I think there is a better thread for this.

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Post by: Badger on January 19, 2017, 08:04:48 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 19, 2017, 02:21:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1hfcN.gif

Seen it.
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Post by: Tommy on January 19, 2017, 10:58:29 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 19, 2017, 08:04:48 PM
Seen it.

K
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Post by: Badger on January 27, 2017, 09:23:05 PM: Must-read for all you fans of racial slurs and trademark law.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/17/magazine/should-we-be-able-to-reclaim-a-racist-insult-as-a-registered-trademark.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2017, 01:20:58 AM: Quick trademark bundle of sticks
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 28, 2017, 12:47:01 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 28, 2017, 01:20:58 AM
Quick trademark bundle of sticks
How do we not already own that?

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Post by: Miamipuck on January 28, 2017, 02:03:50 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on January 28, 2017, 12:47:01 PM
How do we not already own that?

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No idea really
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 30, 2017, 03:28:43 PM: http://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/bma-warns-against-using-expectant-mothers-for-pregnant-women-as-it-may-offend-intersex-men-a3452736.html
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Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2017, 03:32:04 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 30, 2017, 03:28:43 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/bma-warns-against-using-expectant-mothers-for-pregnant-women-as-it-may-offend-intersex-men-a3452736.html

Eh, I get it. Seems a bit niche to me, women who now identify as men but still manage to get pregnant but who really cares? Seems primarily designed as something to wind up the old farts who still buy the Standard.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 08, 2017, 10:33:34 PM: Could probably go in a politics thread, but there isn't one that really fits.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/08/wikipedia-bans-daily-mail-as-unreliable-source-for-website?CMP=twt_a-media_b-gdnmedia
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Post by: Johnny English on February 11, 2017, 10:19:17 AM: https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/02/10/new-brunswick-men-arrested-after-going-through-mcdonalds-drive-thru-on-a-sofa-police.html
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Post by: Tommy on February 11, 2017, 11:09:12 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 11, 2017, 10:19:17 AM
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/02/10/new-brunswick-men-arrested-after-going-through-mcdonalds-drive-thru-on-a-sofa-police.html

I like that they had the wherewithal to wear helmets.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 12, 2017, 09:25:45 PM: As a Jew I find this so awesome I am going to burn in hell:

Quote
'Epitome of ignorance': U.S. accidentally plays Nazi-era German anthem at Fed Cup
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/germans-outraged-u-plays-wrong-version-anthem-144302087--ten.html
German tennis has responded with outrage after the United States Tennis Association (USTA) made the embarrassing error of playing the Nazi-era version of Germany's national anthem during a Fed Cup tie in Hawaii.

The version played included the first stanza, beginning "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles, uber alles in der Welt" which was used as Nazi propaganda.

It translates as "Germany, Germany, above all, above all in the world" and was dropped after World War Two because of its association with Adolf Hitler

But Deutschlandlied, written in 1841, is still listed as the official national anthem, with only the third verse now being sung.

Unfortunately, the male soloist on the Hawaiian island of Maui somehow sung the wrong version.

"I thought it was the epitome of ignorance, and I've never felt more disrespected in my whole life, let alone in Fed Cup," Germany's Andrea Petkovic said, adding that she considered walking off court before the singles match against Alison Riske.

Petkovic later said her first comments had been somewhat emotional but that was because the incident happened before her match and she was left stunned.

"We were left shocked and did not know how to react," Petkovic said.

German team coach Barbara Ritter said the mistake was "an absolute scandal, a disrespectful incident and inexcusable".

German tennis federation chief Ulrich Klaus said his American counterpart had apologized for the mistake.

"Our American hosts at the Fed Cup opening in Hawaii made a mistake that should not happen," Klaus said in a statement.

"The fact that in the year 2017 a wrong anthem can be played that is associated with the horror of the past was for players and staff and the officials present both shocking and disturbing."

"The USTA through its president Katrina Adams has apologised officially in writing and in person and deeply regrets the blunder."

Riske won the opening rubber to give the U.S. a 1-0 lead. Bad weather prevented any further play on the opening day of the tie.

(Reporting by Steve Tongue and Karolos Grohmann, editing by Pritha Sarkar)
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2017, 09:35:33 PM: ^haha
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Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2017, 09:38:20 PM: I can understand why Petkovic got pissed considering what the Nazis did in the Balkans during the war.
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Post by: Fenwyr on February 13, 2017, 11:22:25 AM: While leaving LA I saw some relatively new condos named C on Pico. If you are a Rocky fan, and know any spanish slang, that is just awesome.

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Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2017, 01:49:45 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on February 13, 2017, 11:22:25 AM
While leaving LA I saw some relatively new condos named C on Pico. If you are a Rocky fan, and know any spanish slang, that is just awesome.

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Is that Latin for Spanish nuts?
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 17, 2017, 11:02:46 PM: http://kron4.com/2017/02/17/active-shooter-near-i-580-in-oakland/
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Post by: Fenwyr on February 18, 2017, 08:04:00 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on February 13, 2017, 01:49:45 PM
Is that Latin for Spanish nuts?
Condominiums on Pico. Rocky when his brother in law says he should invest in condominiums, he replies...

Nevermind. Condoms on Dick.

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Post by: reuben on February 20, 2017, 01:46:26 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-6zfJRHps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-6zfJRHps)
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 06:08:30 PM: (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170223/1088a68c86b75aaeeeebf5928809b988.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 07:08:54 PM: Is it wrong that I saw the redhead's jugs first?
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 07:51:10 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 07:08:54 PM
Is it wrong that I saw the redhead's jugs first?
is it wrong that i thought scooby was CMan55?
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Post by: guinness77 on February 22, 2017, 08:00:15 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 07:51:10 PM
is it wrong that i thought scooby was CMan55?
Wasn't that guy at least 50 like 10 years ago?
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:15:45 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 07:51:10 PM
is it wrong that i thought scooby was CMan55?

Not really surprising, living in Winnipeg you're not really used to seeing black people anywhere other than TV and the internet.
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 08:21:46 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:15:45 PM
Not really surprising, living in Winnipeg you're not really used to seeing black people anywhere other than TV and the internet.
From the news, sounds like he's seeing his fair share of immigrants though. Hope they have nice funbags like the redhead.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:28:00 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 08:21:46 PM
From the news, sounds like he's seeing his fair share of immigrants though. Hope they have nice funbags like the redhead.

He lives an hour and a half drive from the nearest border point and these poor fuckers have barely got shoes, much less cars. They're crossing in bitter winter conditions and there has been at least one guy had to have fingers amputated because of frostbite. There really aren't that many.

Also, they're not going to Winnipeg. They're trying to get to the first road they can and flag down RCMP officers, because they can then be arrested, taken somewhere warm and given somewhere to eat and sleep while they make a claim for refugee status which can then be considered by the appropriate authorities. So no, MB's not seeing any extra immigrants. Don't believe the hype.
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 08:47:15 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:28:00 PM
He lives an hour and a half drive from the nearest border point and these poor fuckers have barely got shoes, much less cars. They're crossing in bitter winter conditions and there has been at least one guy had to have fingers amputated because of frostbite. There really aren't that many.

Also, they're not going to Winnipeg. They're trying to get to the first road they can and flag down RCMP officers, because they can then be arrested, taken somewhere warm and given somewhere to eat and sleep while they make a claim for refugee status which can then be considered by the appropriate authorities. So no, MB's not seeing any extra immigrants. Don't believe the hype.
Geez man, just cracking a joke like your black people one. I'm not cupping Tommy's balls here or blowing Trump.
The extent of my Canadian geography knowledge is that it's "north of here".
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:48:42 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 08:47:15 PM
Geez man, just cracking a joke like your black people one. I'm not cupping Tommy's balls here or blowing Trump.

I know. I'm just saying, he's not seeing any extra immigrants. And anyway, just how freaking horrible are you lot being to them that they consider Winnipeg to be an improvement?
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 22, 2017, 08:50:21 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:48:42 PM
I know. I'm just saying, he's not seeing any extra immigrants. And anyway, just how freaking horrible are you lot being to them that they consider Winnipeg to be an improvement?
They did just get all day breakfast at McDonald's. Coincidence?!?!
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:35:04 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:15:45 PM
Not really surprising, living in Winnipeg you're not really used to seeing black people anywhere other than TV and the internet.
i sit beside a black dude at work...i was wondering what that was. Thanks JE.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:36:31 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 08:48:42 PM
I know. I'm just saying, he's not seeing any extra immigrants. And anyway, just how freaking horrible are you lot being to them that they consider Winnipeg to be an improvement?
false

we're an immigrant hub.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:38:41 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:36:31 PM
false

we're an immigrant hub.

I didn't say you don't have immigrants, I said you're not getting any extra as a result of these poor guys walking through the southern snowfields of Hoth.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:39:58 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:35:04 PM
i sit beside a black dude at work...i was wondering what that was. Thanks JE.

NP. I was surprised to see that you have half as many black people as Ottawa, and Ottawa is by far the whitest place I have ever been.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:41:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:38:41 PM
I didn't say you don't have immigrants, I said you're not getting any extra as a result of these poor guys walking through the southern snowfields of Hoth.
the ones that survive, we get them to pump gas and fetch firewood.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:41:47 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:41:02 PM
the ones that survive, we get them to pump gas and fetch firewood.

Beats sitting on the street corners drinking firewater with the natives.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:42:17 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:39:58 PM
NP. I was surprised to see that you have half as many black people as Ottawa, and Ottawa is by far the whitest place I have ever been.
one of the dbas i work with is black (from Nigeria). nice guy but hated the climate..
so he moved to Vancouver.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 22, 2017, 09:42:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:41:47 PM
Beats sitting on the street corners drinking firewater with the natives.
the natives are quite protective of their turf.
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Post by: Badger on February 23, 2017, 06:54:29 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2017, 09:39:58 PM
NP. I was surprised to see that you have half as many black people as Ottawa, and Ottawa is by far the whitest place I have ever been.
In Winnipeg having a last name that ends in a vowel is considered exotic.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2017, 12:13:38 PM: https://twitter.com/DavidMapstone/status/836892967239577600/photo/1

Probably wouldn't do a worse job than May and her bunch of crooks.
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2017, 11:07:32 PM: (https://68.media.tumblr.com/7743a019c297d71beef7e05a4acfb524/tumblr_omj76wXG7O1s71riwo6_400.png)
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Post by: d sw0rdz on March 09, 2017, 10:41:27 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on March 08, 2017, 11:07:32 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/7743a019c297d71beef7e05a4acfb524/tumblr_omj76wXG7O1s71riwo6_400.png)

that chick on the right is throwing some atlanta orgy for her birthday open to all, twitter went to town with it last night with her images/live streams/flyers advertising it
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2017, 11:01:15 AM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on March 09, 2017, 10:41:27 AM
that chick on the right is throwing some atlanta orgy for her birthday open to all, twitter went to town with it last night with her images/live streams/flyers advertising it

It was one of my favorite Twitter moments ever
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Post by: steves850 on March 09, 2017, 12:54:08 PM: Lawyer's pants catch on fire during arson case (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lawyer-s-pants-catch-fire-during-florida-arson-trial-n731161)
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2017, 11:00:21 AM: http://twipic.org/status/840754178213343234
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Post by: Johnny English on March 14, 2017, 11:15:00 AM: "Are you wearing pantyhose?"

"YES I AM."
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 14, 2017, 11:15:58 AM: No offense, but I DO know martial arts!
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 15, 2017, 09:23:08 PM: Hahaha Bojanglesman ten years from now.
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 15, 2017, 11:56:40 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiqqjDl-fSc

they crinkly babbie
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2017, 10:52:33 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxTxa1CKms
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Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2017, 07:18:32 PM: http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/stoke-newington-florist-sells-sticks-for-up-to-18-despite-being-minutes-from-park-a3498961.html
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Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2017, 07:18:43 PM: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/northern-ireland-delivery-man-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485854.html
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Post by: Tommy on March 30, 2017, 11:23:14 AM: I'm sure this guy is just swimming in hoo-ha:

http://www.greatbigstory.com/stories/it-s-not-a-scam-you-can-win-at-the-claw-machine/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 30, 2017, 11:32:57 AM: Quote from: Tommyanne on March 30, 2017, 11:23:14 AM
I'm sure this guy is just swimming in hoo-ha:

http://www.greatbigstory.com/stories/it-s-not-a-scam-you-can-win-at-the-claw-machine/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool
The Hello Kitty ones should net him some tail. TBH that guy has probably never thought about sex.

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Post by: Tommy on March 30, 2017, 11:35:55 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on March 30, 2017, 11:32:57 AM
The Hello Kitty ones should net him some tail. TBH that guy has probably never thought about sex.

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Ha. I used to be really good at those, and was confident enough to spend a few bucks trying to win a stuffed animal for a date (risky move, btw). Once I spent like 5 bucks and got so pissed, and my ex at the time told me that I was making a scene and to just give it up. I haven't touched one since. freak the claw machine.
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Post by: Miamipuck on March 30, 2017, 11:56:50 AM: I had a buddy that was fantastic at those things. You give a try or 2 at that damn claw machine and he would get something out of it. He didn't need help getting tail though, the fucker is the leader singer in a local band. That carries more weight than being able to get a stuffed toy out of a claw machine.

Also, in regards to that Chinese kid, the only time he speaks to a chick other than the chick begging for a toy, is to give his credit card number. No way that kid has seen a vagina ever.
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Post by: Badger on April 01, 2017, 11:25:14 AM: http://thechateau.org
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Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2017, 12:03:00 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 01, 2017, 11:25:14 AM
http://thechateau.org

"The Chateau is the first ever online magazine dedicated solely to cat girls and the kittenplay lifestyle. Our magazine represents the luxury life of a pet, and the sensual nature of the feline. The Chateau, nicknamed CatGirlManor is a private residence based in Colorado, USA. Occasionally we host private and public events at the mansion, but also host events in Denver, Las Vegas and New Orleans. Our brand inspires the Princess in girls who still desire the finer things in life, subjects we explore are champagne, high end couture, the arts and fine cuisine."

freak. Off.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 01, 2017, 10:54:12 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCfVXVyguTI

this is an incredible public freakout
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Post by: Badger on April 01, 2017, 11:05:56 PM: My favorite part is everyone's moment of realization at the end.
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 01, 2017, 11:09:06 PM: Supposedly the guy just kissed his girlfriend on the forehead and this bitch just started freaking the hell out.

When she threw all of that excrement at the French guy, I thought he was going to knock her out.
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Post by: d sw0rdz on April 01, 2017, 11:23:46 PM: classic fat white bvtch tendencies

told repeatedly if she's not happy there she should leave.....refuses to leave bc the fat bvtch hasn't gotten/eaten her food yet

sees two people affectionately kissing each other at an eatery....flips her excrement and claims she felt 'sexually harrassed' at such a mundane act because the fat ugly bitch gets no love herself

definitely posts hardbody about how much of a feminist she is on twitter
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Post by: Jumbo on April 02, 2017, 03:18:33 AM: It's just an April Fool's joke bro
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 02, 2017, 10:04:01 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on April 02, 2017, 03:18:33 AM
It's just an April Fool's joke bro

On everyone at the restaurant...?
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Post by: Jumbo on April 02, 2017, 03:55:46 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 02, 2017, 10:04:01 AM
On everyone at the restaurant...?

Yeah it was a really good joke everyone had a good time
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Post by: Heismanberg on April 05, 2017, 10:00:56 AM: (https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17760169_751229651718113_8173326465424933711_n.jpg?oh=455a29ba0ef7bb773df05df964374f5d&oe=5956809D)
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Post by: Tommy on April 05, 2017, 10:05:39 AM: Hahahahaha
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 06, 2017, 04:22:49 PM: http://wavy.com/2017/04/06/chesapeake-burglary-suspect-captured-on-camera-having-a-snack/

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CHESAPEAKE, Va. (WAVY) – Surveillance cameras at a Chesapeake restaurant captured some very clear pictures of a burglary suspect.

Police say the man in the images broke into the business in the 4100 block of Portsmouth Blvd. on March 23.

He helped himself to some food and something to drink, which you can see in the pictures.

If you recognize this man, please call the Chesapeake Crime Line at 1-888-LOCK-U-UP.

(https://lintvwavy.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/17-38178crimeline3.jpg)

(https://lintvwavy.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/17-38178crimeline.jpg)

Thank you for your service.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 08, 2017, 02:03:23 PM: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/nra-employee-accidentally-shoots-himself-during-firearm-training-at-headquarters/2017/04/07/ae78cf10-1bd6-11e7-bcc2-7d1a0973e7b2_story.html?utm_term=.f82f2a46f322
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Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2017, 11:32:32 AM: This is..... disconcerting.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/let-this-very-intense-police-video-be-a-warning-to-you-heroin-dealers
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Post by: Tommy on April 10, 2017, 11:59:50 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 10, 2017, 11:32:32 AM
This is..... disconcerting.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/let-this-very-intense-police-video-be-a-warning-to-you-heroin-dealers

Someone should dub that in Arabic, and it'll look like an ISIS video.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 10, 2017, 12:12:54 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 10, 2017, 11:59:50 AM
Someone should dub that in Arabic, and it'll look like an ISIS video.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I don't think anyone is really going to give too much of a excrement about a bunch of skag dealers getting their heads busted, but blatant displays of paramilitary force like this from the police are a little bit scary.
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Post by: Badger on April 10, 2017, 09:12:50 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 10, 2017, 11:59:50 AM
Someone should dub that in Arabic, and it'll look like an ISIS video.

Y'all Qaeda
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Post by: Jumbo on April 11, 2017, 11:35:58 AM: (https://i.redd.it/75p1y23j6sqy.png)
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 11, 2017, 11:38:42 AM: ^ Did he agree to this policy by purchasing the burger? Was he offered $3 to compensate him for the loss of his burger as well as a coupon for a free burger later?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2017, 12:13:21 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 11, 2017, 11:38:42 AM
^ Did he agree to this policy by purchasing the burger? Was he offered $3 to compensate him for the loss of his burger as well as a coupon for a free burger later?

After agreeing to this policy and being offered the compensation, did he also then sit at his table and behave like a 5 year old who'd just been told "no" in the candy aisle?
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 11, 2017, 12:58:16 PM: http://nypost.com/2017/04/11/doctor-dragged-off-flight-convicted-of-trading-drugs-for-sex/

Unrelated to the incident, but how in the hell was this guy ever allowed to practice medicine again?
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Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2017, 01:19:10 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 11, 2017, 12:58:16 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/04/11/doctor-dragged-off-flight-convicted-of-trading-drugs-for-sex/

Unrelated to the incident, but how in the hell was this guy ever allowed to practice medicine again?

On another note, a guy with that much money can afford to just take the money and buy another last-minute flight back to Kentucky.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2017, 04:30:49 PM: This is really cool:

Navy SEAL's book on the bin Laden killing shows the real reason photos of the body were never released (https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/navys-seals-book-bin-laden-182658168.html)

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In less than a second, I aimed above the woman's right shoulder and pulled the trigger twice," he wrote, according to the New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ex-seal-robert-o-neill-maintains-shot-osama-bin-laden-dead-article-1.3033815). "Bin Laden's head split open, and he dropped. I put another bullet in his head. Insurance." There is some dispute over who fired the fatal shots, but most accounts are that O'Neill shot bin Laden in the head at some point. According to a deeply reported article (https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/) in The Intercept, O'Neill "canoed" the head of bin Laden, delivering a series of shots that split open his forehead into a V shape.

O'Neill's book says the operators had to press bin Laden's head back together to take identifying photos. But that wasn't the end of the mutilation of bin Laden's body, according (http://www.businessinsider.com/bin-laden-body-photos-2014-3) to Jack Murphy of SOFREP, a special-operations news website.

Two sources told Murphy in 2016 that several SEALs took turns dumping round after round into bin Laden's body, which ended up having more than 100 bullet holes in it.

Murphy, a former Army Ranger, called it "beyond excessive."
"The picture itself would likely cause an international scandal, and investigations would be conducted which could uncover other operations, activities which many will do anything to keep buried," he wrote.
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Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2017, 06:16:00 PM: Good. freak him. I hope they peed on his body, too.

But if they were worried about international outrage, why write about it now? They basically pinged a graphic enough picture in the novel.
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Post by: Badger on April 11, 2017, 06:24:11 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 11, 2017, 12:13:21 PM
After agreeing to this policy and being offered the compensation, did he also then sit at his table and behave like a 5 year old who'd just been told "no" in the candy aisle?

Obviously such a reaction is worthy of violent response.
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Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2017, 06:28:36 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 11, 2017, 12:13:21 PM
After agreeing to this policy and being offered the compensation, did he also then sit at his table and behave like a 5 year old who'd just been told "no" in the candy aisle?

Hahaha

That's the thing about this. Did he really think causing a scene would help his situation?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2017, 06:33:04 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 11, 2017, 06:24:11 PM
Obviously such a reaction is worthy of violent response.

I don't think that this is a situation in which case one party is right and the other wrong. United handled it terribly and deserve the excrement they get. Dao acted like a petulant child when asked to leave the plane, first by aircrew and then by police, and the end result was inevitable. I struggle to have much sympathy for anyone who is so completely incapable of understanding the current tone of expected behaviour on air travel.

I'm just delighted that there seems to be such a concerted attempt to co-ordinate a boycott of United. Hopefully it will lead to some sweet derriere deals for me to jump on.
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 12, 2017, 01:03:15 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 11, 2017, 06:33:04 PM
I don't think that this is a situation in which case one party is right and the other wrong. United handled it terribly and deserve the excrement they get. Dao acted like a petulant child when asked to leave the plane, first by aircrew and then by police, and the end result was inevitable. I struggle to have much sympathy for anyone who is so completely incapable of understanding the current tone of expected behaviour on air travel.

I'm just delighted that there seems to be such a concerted attempt to co-ordinate a boycott of United. Hopefully it will lead to some sweet derriere deals for me to jump on.

Dead freaking wrong man. Like completely, otherwordly wrong. I'm shocked you would even go this way.

This guy paid to be in that seat. Any regulations regarding this situation support the passenger. He did nothing wrong. From anything I can find he had every right to tell them to go freak themselves.

United should have offered more. Someone would have taken it.

United's CEO can DIAFF for going after the victim.

There are a dozen better ways this could have been handled by United.

LOL at the billion dollar loss you twats.

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Post by: Badger on April 12, 2017, 06:48:21 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 12, 2017, 01:03:15 AM

Dead freaking wrong man. Like completely, otherwordly wrong. I'm shocked you would even go this way.

This guy paid to be in that seat. Any regulations regarding this situation support the passenger. He did nothing wrong. From anything I can find he had every right to tell them to go freak themselves.

United should have offered more. Someone would have taken it.

United's CEO can DIAFF for going after the victim.

There are a dozen better ways this could have been handled by United.

LOL at the billion dollar loss you twats.

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Post by: Tommy on April 12, 2017, 06:59:03 AM: That billion was only market value, btw. They'll get that back once the fallout blows over. If airlines can survive plane crashes, they can survive something like this.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 07:52:31 AM: I wonder if the airlines will come up with a solution to this issue. Obviously one is to raise the price of the tickets and not overbook. Another would be to have an option when purchasing the ticket that for, say $20 or so, your ticket is guaranteed (can't be involuntarily booted). Obviously it would only be for an overbooked situation, not weather cancellation. It would be an insurance policy in case you had to be somewhere and really couldn't be rebooked for several hours or a day later. It would be upfront and you'd have no excuse if you didn't do it and got booted. They could also be more upfront in the booking process about the possibility of getting rebooked involuntarily. But it seems to me you ought to at least give passengers an option to avoid it by paying more.

Or they could just raise the prices. But then people would complain about that too.

From all accounts, this guy was being very disruptive, but I wasn't there. There's no reason for that. It's OK to be pissed, upset, etc, but you get off the plane and hash it out in a civilized manner. I doubt security walked up to him, told him that he needs to get off the plane, he says no and they punched him in the head. There had to be a better way to handle it from both sides, but this guy wasn't faultless.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 08:03:24 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 12, 2017, 01:03:15 AM

This guy paid to be in that seat. Any regulations regarding this situation support the passenger. He did nothing wrong. From anything I can find he had every right to tell them to go freak themselves.

When he purchased the ticket, he agreed to the contract of carriage. It gives them the right to involuntarily deny his boarding.

https://www.united.com/web/en-US/content/contract-of-carriage.aspx#sec25

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By purchasing a ticket or accepting transportation, the passenger agrees to be bound thereby. Incorporated terms may include, but are not limited to:

Limits on liability for delay, damage or loss of baggage, including fragile or perishable goods.
Claims restrictions, including time periods within which a passenger must file a claim or bring an action against United.
United’s rights to change terms of the Contract of Carriage.
Rules on reconfirmation of reservations, check-in times and refusal to carry.
United Carriers’ rights and limits on liability for delay or failure to perform service, including schedule changes, substitution of alternate air carrier or aircraft, and rerouting.

It's a contract you agree to when purchasing the ticket. So he does not have a legal right to sit there in his seat and tell them to go freak themselves. He has a legal right to compensation up to a certain amount that is listed in the contract of carriage or potential rebooking on another airline at no charge if they agree to it. But he doesn't have the right to sit there and thumb his noses at them.

The airlines do need to be more upfront about this possibility instead of sticking it in a contract that no one realistically reads when they buy a ticket. They also need to be clearer about the order in which passengers will be denied boarding.

I'm not Koz, but I'm quite sure that anything he wins in a court of law won't be because he had a right to sit in that seat and tell them to freak off. It'll be because a court thought security didn't remove him in a proper manner or he wasn't given proper compensation. But he had no legal right to take up that seat if United determined that he was to be rebooked, even if it wasn't fair.
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Post by: ons on April 12, 2017, 08:30:49 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 08:03:24 AM
When he purchased the ticket, he agreed to the contract of carriage. It gives them the right to involuntarily deny his boarding.

https://www.united.com/web/en-US/content/contract-of-carriage.aspx#sec25

But they didn't deny him boarding; once they both confirmed his reservation of a seat and proceeded to let him board, he presumably falls under rule 21, which outlines the ways in which passengers can be thrown off of a plane that they have already boarded?

Furthermore, I'm pretty sure it was not an 'oversold' flight, according to their own definition: "a flight where there are more Passengers holding valid confirmed Tickets that check-in for the flight within the prescribed check-in time than there are available seats."

The United employees who were replacing Doi did not hold valid confirmed tickets, as far as I've read, thus rule 25 should not be invoked.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 08:48:45 AM: Quote from: ons on April 12, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
But they didn't deny him boarding; once they both confirmed his reservation of a seat and proceeded to let him board, he presumably falls under rule 21, which outlines the ways in which passengers can be thrown off of a plane that they have already boarded?

Furthermore, I'm pretty sure it was not an 'oversold' flight, according to their own definition: "a flight where there are more Passengers holding valid confirmed Tickets that check-in for the flight within the prescribed check-in time than there are available seats."

The United employees who were replacing Doi did not hold valid confirmed tickets, as far as I've read, thus rule 25 should not be invoked.
Now that is a valid point. Seems they could have done all of this before boarding the plane. Maybe they have some different definition of boarding (getting on the plane vs. closing the cabin door?). I've been on a flight where they did involuntarily deboard someone already on the plane due to overbooking. Dude was not happy, but he walked off the plane like an adult.

From a time standpoint it's probably tough to determine you are physically over capacity, try to voluntarily rebook passengers and load the plane, all within a set timeframe. I guess they tried to load the plane and rebook people at the same time.
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Post by: Tommy on April 12, 2017, 10:46:05 AM: I don't think employees should get priority over paid customers. But that's their policy, I guess.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 12, 2017, 10:54:24 AM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 12, 2017, 10:46:05 AM
I don't think employees should get priority over paid customers. But that's their policy, I guess.

Depends whether those employees getting on a particular flight will directly impact the departure of one they're connecting to. At that point you're inconveniencing four people (and compensating them handsomely) in order to not inconvenience 400 or more.

I don't know if we've been told why it was so important that these four United staff were able to get on this flight.
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Post by: Tommy on April 12, 2017, 11:31:39 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 12, 2017, 10:54:24 AM
Depends whether those employees getting on a particular flight will directly impact the departure of one they're connecting to. At that point you're inconveniencing four people (and compensating them handsomely) in order to not inconvenience 400 or more.

I don't know if we've been told why it was so important that these four United staff were able to get on this flight.

Ah, didn't think about that. Makes sense, especially if they were pilots.
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Post by: Badger on April 12, 2017, 12:32:55 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 08:03:24 AM
When he purchased the ticket, he agreed to the contract of carriage. It gives them the right to involuntarily deny his boarding.

https://www.united.com/web/en-US/content/contract-of-carriage.aspx#sec25

It's a contract you agree to when purchasing the ticket. So he does not have a legal right to sit there in his seat and tell them to go freak themselves. He has a legal right to compensation up to a certain amount that is listed in the contract of carriage or potential rebooking on another airline at no charge if they agree to it. But he doesn't have the right to sit there and thumb his noses at them.

The airlines do need to be more upfront about this possibility instead of sticking it in a contract that no one realistically reads when they buy a ticket. They also need to be clearer about the order in which passengers will be denied boarding.

I'm not Koz, but I'm quite sure that anything he wins in a court of law won't be because he had a right to sit in that seat and tell them to freak off. It'll be because a court thought security didn't remove him in a proper manner or he wasn't given proper compensation. But he had no legal right to take up that seat if United determined that he was to be rebooked, even if it wasn't fair.
It's not about the law. It's about not being a piece of excrement to your customers.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 01:18:17 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 12, 2017, 12:32:55 PM
It's not about the law. It's about not being a piece of excrement to your customers.

Of course. I don't think anyone but the airlines think the policy is a good idea and no one in their right mind thinks the way that guy was taken off the plane was good. The guy taken off the plane is every bit as at fault for not acting like an adult regardless of the policy of the law.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 12, 2017, 02:43:36 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 01:18:17 PM
Of course. I don't think anyone but the airlines think the policy is a good idea and no one in their right mind thinks the way that guy was taken off the plane was good. The guy taken off the plane is every bit as at fault for not acting like an adult regardless of the policy of the law.

Well let's say he went to a restaurant as it was closing and refused to leave. I imagine it would be a similar situation where the cops would be called to forcibly remove him from the place. We have to remember that people only started filming when the cops got there. We don't know what happened before.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2017, 04:00:25 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 12, 2017, 02:43:36 PM
We don't know what happened before.

True.
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Post by: Badger on April 12, 2017, 08:11:47 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 12, 2017, 02:43:36 PM
Well let's say he went to a restaurant as it was closing and refused to leave. I imagine it would be a similar situation where the cops would be called to forcibly remove him from the place. We have to remember that people only started filming when the cops got there. We don't know what happened before.

It must not have been very interesting if nobody bothered to start filming.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 12, 2017, 08:30:16 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 12, 2017, 08:11:47 PM
It must not have been very interesting if nobody bothered to start filming.

Well would you start filming if some dude was being told to leave a bar and refused? You'd probably start if the cops got involved. I've seen people on flights say dumb excrement to stewardesses and get thrown out and no one pulled out their phones.
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Post by: Badger on April 12, 2017, 08:45:50 PM: "I don't know what happened but he must have deserved it."
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Post by: Tommy on April 12, 2017, 09:20:46 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 12, 2017, 08:45:50 PM
"I don't know what happened but he must have deserved it."

"I don't know what happened but he didn't deserve it."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 02:36:08 PM: Are some of you fucknuts still trying to defend the airline?

With comparisons to restaurants and bars? AYFKM?

The guy dropped a good chunk of change on a flight. He went through all the annoying excrement to sit in his seat.

United had 2 primary options. Figure the situation out before people boarded. They would have got a 4th volunteer if they offered enough. Or find another way to get that flight crew a 4 hour drive away.

United is going to get prison raped by this guy in court.

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Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 02:39:29 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 02:36:08 PM
Are some of you fucknuts still trying to defend the airline?

With comparisons to restaurants and bars? AYFKM?

The guy dropped a good chunk of change on a flight. He went through all the annoying excrement to sit in his seat.

United had 2 primary options. Figure the situation out before people boarded. They would have got a 4th volunteer if they offered enough. Or find another way to get that flight crew a 4 hour drive away.

United is going to get prison raped by this guy in court.

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I still think they will get reamed in court because of the way he was taken off the plane, not the policy. Don't most if not all of the other airlines have a similar policy?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 02:41:05 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 02:36:08 PM
Are some of you fucknuts still trying to defend the airline?

With comparisons to restaurants and bars? AYFKM?

The guy dropped a good chunk of change on a flight. He went through all the annoying excrement to sit in his seat.

United had 2 primary options. Figure the situation out before people boarded. They would have got a 4th volunteer if they offered enough. Or find another way to get that flight crew a 4 hour drive away.

United is going to get prison raped by this guy in court.

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I don't think anyone's defending the airline. Just because they handled it badly doesn't mean that he didn't as well.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 03:11:23 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 02:41:05 PM
I don't think anyone's defending the airline. Just because they handled it badly doesn't mean that he didn't as well.
This sounds like the southern republican that said if she got pregnant, it obviously wasn't rape.

That passenger was a random victim of United's incompetence. Stop blaming the victim.

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Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 03:15:36 PM: And if we are doing stupid restaurant analogies.

You sit down to dinner with friends. Someone beats the excrement of you, throws some money in your face, eats your food, and says you can eat tomorrow.

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Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 03:17:58 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 03:11:23 PM
This sounds like the southern republican that said if she got pregnant, it obviously wasn't rape.

That passenger was a random victim of United's incompetence. Stop blaming the victim.

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I'm not blaming him. I'm saying that he behaved like an poopchute. He didn't start it and his behaviour didn't justify United's but that doesn't make him less of an poopchute.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 03:23:22 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 03:17:58 PM
I'm not blaming him. I'm saying that he behaved like an poopchute. He didn't start it and his behaviour didn't justify United's but that doesn't make him less of an poopchute.

I agree. He could have easily walked off the plane pissing and moaning and then torn United a new poopchute in an office somewhere. What did he think would happen if he just sat there and refused? They would just have a stare-off or they would just go away?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 03:39:25 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 03:23:22 PM
I agree. He could have easily walked off the plane pissing and moaning and then torn United a new poopchute in an office somewhere. What did he think would happen if he just sat there and refused? They would just have a stare-off or they would just go away?
Apparently he had patients scheduled in the morning.

My point is this was random, senseless, and unnecessary. I don't care if the guy was circa 89 dice clay or hannibal lecter.

What did he think would happen?

I'm going out on a limb and saying getting the excrement beat of him was not high on that list.

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Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 04:06:38 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 03:39:25 PM
Apparently he had patients scheduled in the morning.

My point is this was random, senseless, and unnecessary. I don't care if the guy was circa 89 dice clay or hannibal lecter.

What did he think would happen?

I'm going out on a limb and saying getting the excrement beat of him was not high on that list.

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Which is why I said any lawsuit he'll win will be because of how he was taken off the plane. I'm no security expert, but it seems to me that if police were brought in instead of security once he declined to leave, this would have gone down differently.

Bottom line, he didn't need to be roughed up and he should have walked off the plane before it ever got to that point. Him walking off without being a turd would have been the much easier solution.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 04:17:48 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 02:36:08 PM
Are some of you fucknuts still trying to defend the airline?

With comparisons to restaurants and bars? AYFKM?

The guy dropped a good chunk of change on a flight. He went through all the annoying excrement to sit in his seat.

United had 2 primary options. Figure the situation out before people boarded. They would have got a 4th volunteer if they offered enough. Or find another way to get that flight crew a 4 hour drive away.

United is going to get prison raped by this guy in court.

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Well it goes both ways. I have been on the wrong end of the airlines and I didn't cause a scene like some prepubescent kid. There's accountability and protocol with the airlines mandated by the US Government. The penalty for an airline overbooking and removing a passenger from a flight as a result is written in law. The laws are specific so we as passengers do not get shafted by the airlines.

That said there is also something called accountability. Just because you get removed form a flight doesn't give this guy carte blanche to act like a freaking poopchute. We as adults can have an opinion that both are wrong in this situation. The guy got removed from the flight, handle it like a freaking adult.

If a patient of his can't pay the bill does this guy go off the rails and slap the patient? Does he go nuts on them? Probably freaking not.

What if one of his patients went nuts because they had to wait 2 hours to see the Dr because he's blowing his secretary? You think the Dr would be ok with that?

Be a freaking professional, but judging by that poopchute Dr's history acting professional is a troublesome venture.

So please take the sanctimonious nonsense elsewhere, as a person that has been in and seen similar situations there is no excuse to have complete anarchy whenever a situation sucks. Act like an adult, the airlines are mandated to take care of you and you can take advantage of the situation better than throwing a temper tantrum and/or holding your breath till you turn blue.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 04:22:59 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 04:06:38 PM
Which is why I said any lawsuit he'll win will be because of how he was taken off the plane. I'm no security expert, but it seems to me that if police were brought in instead of security once he declined to leave, this would have gone down differently.

Bottom line, he didn't need to be roughed up and he should have walked off the plane before it ever got to that point. Him walking off without being a turd would have been the much easier solution.
See, you were doing good until you called him a turd. He was the victim of a completely unnecessary assault. If I were on the plane I would have stood up and said 1000 cash. It's not the victims fault that nobody did. There is no rationale for what happened. I imagine I'm going to be a pretty stubborn 69 year old. It doesn't mean you can be lazy and just bloody me.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 04:28:07 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 04:17:48 PM
Well it goes both ways. I have been on the wrong end of the airlines and I didn't cause a scene like some prepubescent kid. There's accountability and protocol with the airlines mandated by the US Government. The penalty for an airline overbooking and removing a passenger from a flight as a result is written in law. The laws are specific so we as passengers do not get shafted by the airlines.

That said there is also something called accountability. Just because you get removed form a flight doesn't give this guy carte blanche to act like a freaking poopchute. We as adults can have an opinion that both are wrong in this situation. The guy got removed from the flight, handle it like a freaking adult.

If a patient of his can't pay the bill does this guy go off the rails and slap the patient? Does he go nuts on them? Probably freaking not.

What if one of his patients went nuts because they had to wait 2 hours to see the Dr because he's blowing his secretary? You think the Dr would be ok with that?

Be a freaking professional, but judging by that poopchute Dr's history acting professional is a troublesome venture.

So please take the sanctimonious nonsense elsewhere, as a person that has been in and seen similar situations there is no excuse to have complete anarchy whenever a situation sucks. Act like an adult, the airlines are mandated to take care of you and you can take advantage of the situation better than throwing a temper tantrum and/or holding your breath till you turn blue.
Just no. Sorry man, but no. This is a chicken or the egg situation. There never should have been a moment where this guy decided to stand his ground. It should never have happened. That's not on the guy. Professionals? When I drop a grand on a flight I'm not supposed to be the professional.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 04:38:09 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 04:28:07 PM
Just no. Sorry man, but no. This is a chicken or the egg situation. There never should have been a moment where this guy decided to stand his ground. It should never have happened. That's not on the guy. Professionals? When I drop a grand on a flight I'm not supposed to be the professional.

"Sir, I need you to leave the plane."

"No."

"Sir, if you don't leave the plane I shall have to call security and have you removed."

"No."

"Hello sir, we are airline security and we are sworn law enforcement officers with the full array of powers afforded to an LEO. Please leave the plane."

"No.

"Sir, this is your last chance. If you don't leave the plane we shall have no choice but to remove you forcibly."

"No."

At some point in that conversation, a rational adult would have thought to himself "there's no way I'm going to win a head on battle here". Instead, Dr Drug Dealer decided that throwing a tantrum was the appropriate course of action. People are getting all outraged about his past being brought up but it's fairly clear that he has a significant history of making bad decisions, and this latest incident is just another one.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 05:12:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 04:38:09 PM
"Sir, I need you to leave the plane."

"No."

"Sir, if you don't leave the plane I shall have to call security and have you removed."

"No."

"Hello sir, we are airline security and we are sworn law enforcement officers with the full array of powers afforded to an LEO. Please leave the plane."

"No.

"Sir, this is your last chance. If you don't leave the plane we shall have no choice but to remove you forcibly."

"No."

At some point in that conversation, a rational adult would have thought to himself "there's no way I'm going to win a head on battle here". Instead, Dr Drug Dealer decided that throwing a tantrum was the appropriate course of action. People are getting all outraged about his past being brought up but it's fairly clear that he has a significant history of making bad decisions, and this latest incident is just another one.

Beyond the fact that he did nothing for any of this to happen. Your entire scenario is nonsense.

How about the captain enters the cabin and offers 1000 to the first person willing, willing, to take another flight. Done deal. No bleeding.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 05:17:05 PM: And for every one of your 'no' responses, I'll give you a hypothetical...

I'm going to see my mother. She is very sick.

You don't understand, she is on her death bed.

Listen, this is probably the last time I see her.

I'm basically going to bury my mother you freaking poopchute. freak you I paid 1000 for this ticket.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 05:37:07 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 04:22:59 PM
See, you were doing good until you called him a turd. He was the victim of a completely unnecessary assault. If I were on the plane I would have stood up and said 1000 cash. It's not the victims fault that nobody did. There is no rationale for what happened. I imagine I'm going to be a pretty stubborn 69 year old. It doesn't mean you can be lazy and just bloody me.

Him being a turd and getting unnecessarily beaten up are independent issues. I've heard of plenty of assholes that were beaten up undeservedly. They didn't deserve it, but it doesn't make them any less of an poopchute.

The guy should have walked off of the plane like an adult. Settle your differences like something other than a 3 year old. Of course the airline policies aren't good, but you walk off the plane (middle fingers flying if you want!) and settle it off the plane like 99.9% of adults would.

Now he missed his patients' appointments anyway, got his derriere kicked, and is going to have to go to court to get compensated. He'll probably end up winning some money from the airline, but such is life.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 06:10:11 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 05:12:58 PM

Beyond the fact that he did nothing for any of this to happen. Your entire scenario is nonsense.

How about the captain enters the cabin and offers 1000 to the first person willing, willing, to take another flight. Done deal. No bleeding.

I'm not sure why you insist on arguing against a point I didn't make. I'll say it one last time for you - of course United could and should have handled it better. That isn't a point at debate.

He acted like an irrational child. Only children and the mentally deficient continue headlong into fights that they can't possibly win. Rational adults find alternative courses.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 06:10:45 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 05:17:05 PM
And for every one of your 'no' responses, I'll give you a hypothetical...

I'm going to see my mother. She is very sick.

You don't understand, she is on her death bed.

Listen, this is probably the last time I see her.

I'm basically going to bury my mother you freaking poopchute. freak you I paid 1000 for this ticket.

You can make up as many imaginary scenarios that didn't happen as you like, it doesn't change the facts of what actually happened.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 06:59:14 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 05:37:07 PM
Him being a turd and getting unnecessarily beaten up are independent issues. I've heard of plenty of assholes that were beaten up undeservedly. They didn't deserve it, but it doesn't make them any less of an poopchute.

The guy should have walked off of the plane like an adult. Settle your differences like something other than a 3 year old. Of course the airline policies aren't good, but you walk off the plane (middle fingers flying if you want!) and settle it off the plane like 99.9% of adults would.

Now he missed his patients' appointments anyway, got his derriere kicked, and is going to have to go to court to get compensated. He'll probably end up winning some money from the airline, but such is life.

Wow we totally agree on something.

BTW GFY.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 06:59:53 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 06:10:11 PM
I'm not sure why you insist on arguing against a point I didn't make. I'll say it one last time for you - of course United could and should have handled it better. That isn't a point at debate.

He acted like an irrational child. Only children and the mentally deficient continue headlong into fights that they can't possibly win. Rational adults find alternative courses.

Thank you !
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 07:51:05 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 06:59:14 PM
Wow we totally agree on something.

BTW GFY.
Eat my nutsack poopchute. Jackass I'll kill.you.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 07:56:32 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 07:51:05 PM
Eat my nutsack poopchute. Jackass I'll kill.you.

<3
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2017, 07:56:55 PM: Sticking up for people you don't know is really dumb. The guy knew what was gonna happen if he refused to leave, he just mistakenly thought they'd let him stay if he raises enough hell. He was wrong.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 13, 2017, 08:14:36 PM: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/apos-apos-involuntarily-bumped-flight-160757342.html

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Under Department of Transportation rules, the compensation you're entitled to for being involuntarily bumped from a flight varies by the extent of the delay:

If the airline can make alternate arrangements that get you to your final destination within one hour of your original arrival time, no compensation is required.

Between one to two hours of your original arrival time on domestic flights, or one to four hours on international flights: 200 percent of your one-way fare, up to a maximum $675.

More than two hours later than your original arrival time on domestic flights, or more than four hours late on international flights: 400 percent of your one-way fare, up to a maximum $1,350.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2017, 09:48:12 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 13, 2017, 06:10:11 PM
I'm not sure why you insist on arguing against a point I didn't make. I'll say it one last time for you - of course United could and should have handled it better. That isn't a point at debate.

He acted like an irrational child. Only children and the mentally deficient continue headlong into fights that they can't possibly win. Rational adults find alternative courses.

Why couldn't he win it? Did United not have any other course of action besides the one they took?
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 07:22:50 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 13, 2017, 09:48:12 PM
Why couldn't he win it? Did United not have any other course of action besides the one they took?

Call police, arrest him.
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2017, 11:24:01 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 07:22:50 AM
Call police, arrest him.
For what?
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 11:31:21 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 14, 2017, 11:24:01 AM
For what?
Trespassing?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 12:27:40 PM: I love you guys. I think you are dead derriere wrong. I believe most of you are full of excrement and would have fought for your seat. Or you're just a bunch of pussies. Who knows.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 12:35:21 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 13, 2017, 09:48:12 PM
Why couldn't he win it? Did United not have any other course of action besides the one they took?

Win what exactly? He was told he had to leave as was United's policy. How else are you going to remove someone who refuses to get off a plane than physically dragging them out of their seat?
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 12:37:46 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 14, 2017, 12:35:21 PM
Win what exactly? He was told he had to leave as was United's policy. How else are you going to remove someone who refuses to get off a plane than physically dragging them out of their seat?
A better offer?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2017, 12:39:10 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 12:27:40 PM
I love you guys. I think you are dead derriere wrong. I believe most of you are full of excrement and would have fought for your seat. Or you're just a bunch of pussies. Who knows.

freak no. I'm not getting into a physical altercation with airport security over a freaking plane ticket. I'm getting off the plane and going up the corporate ladder until I get compensated out the derriere for what they've just done to me - I'm getting a lot of cash and/or vouchers, and I'm getting a ticket on the next flight to my destination in nothing lower than Business class. Bet your derriere I'd have got it as well.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 12:43:06 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 12:37:46 PM
A better offer?

You don't think $800 in vouchers is fair enough compensation for being bumped from a flight from Chicago to Louisville?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 01:16:09 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 14, 2017, 12:39:10 PM
freak no. I'm not getting into a physical altercation with airport security over a freaking plane ticket. I'm getting off the plane and going up the corporate ladder until I get compensated out the derriere for what they've just done to me - I'm getting a lot of cash and/or vouchers, and I'm getting a ticket on the next flight to my destination in nothing lower than Business class. Bet your derriere I'd have got it as well.
Why is it so hard for you to understand? All that stuff is lovely in concept, but it just isn't real life. This is turning into a textbook case of hindsight is always 20/20.

The airline screwed the pooch. They fucked up completely. It is nobody elses fault. The victim had every right to the seat he purchased. He went through security, waited forever, etc, and had his freaking seatbelt on.

The guy is going to get at least a million. Who was wrong?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 01:17:57 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 14, 2017, 12:43:06 PM
You don't think $800 in vouchers is fair enough compensation for being bumped from a flight from Chicago to Louisville?
Apparently not. A $400 limo for the 4 crew members is looking nice for them now.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2017, 01:20:52 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 01:16:09 PM
Why is it so hard for you to understand? All that stuff is lovely in concept, but it just isn't real life. This is turning into a textbook case of hindsight is always 20/20.

The airline screwed the pooch. They fucked up completely. It is nobody elses fault. The victim had every right to the seat he purchased. He went through security, waited forever, etc, and had his freaking seatbelt on.

The guy is going to get at least a million. Who was wrong?

But he didn't have "every right".

According to Delta's terms and conditions, which you agree to when you purchase a ticket. Yeah, it can be inconvenient as hell, but that's life.

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What Happens if there are not Enough Volunteers?

If there aren't enough volunteers, we have to rebook one or more customers on another flight involuntarily. We provide a notice to any customer who is involuntarily denied boarding. This notice explains Delta's obligations to you, and the amount of cash compensation that you will receive under guidelines of the U.S. Department of Transportation. If you are involuntarily denied boarding, Delta will rebook you on the first available Delta flight to your ticketed destination. If a Delta flight is not available, we will strive to provide comparable accommodations on another airline with which we have a ticketing agreement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2017, 01:40:39 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 01:16:09 PM
Why is it so hard for you to understand? All that stuff is lovely in concept, but it just isn't real life. This is turning into a textbook case of hindsight is always 20/20.

The airline screwed the pooch. They fucked up completely. It is nobody elses fault. The victim had every right to the seat he purchased. He went through security, waited forever, etc, and had his freaking seatbelt on.

The guy is going to get at least a million. Who was wrong?

It's not me who's hard of understanding here. Not sure if you're wilfully doing this or just being exceedingly thick.

You seem to think that getting into a physical altercation with airport security over an airline seat is normal, rational behaviour. Maybe for you it is. For most people it is not.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 01:53:22 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 01:16:09 PM
Why is it so hard for you to understand? All that stuff is lovely in concept, but it just isn't real life. This is turning into a textbook case of hindsight is always 20/20.

The airline screwed the pooch. They fucked up completely. It is nobody elses fault. The victim had every right to the seat he purchased. He went through security, waited forever, etc, and had his freaking seatbelt on.

The guy is going to get at least a million. Who was wrong?

Were it you and it had come to the same situation, would you have kept sitting there saying no when airport security arrived, ready to drag you off? I can't imagine you would have let it come to physicality over a plane seat even if you were the victim of a bad policy.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2017, 02:17:02 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 12:27:40 PM
I love you guys. I think you are dead derriere wrong. I believe most of you are full of excrement and would have fought for your seat. Or you're just a bunch of pussies. Who knows.

Fact: I have been on numerous flights that have been cancelled for no reason or no reason given, delayed up the derriere for no reason and bumped. Never ever have I gotten into an altercation with security or airline personnel.

Almost every time without exception, I was nice to the staff and ended up getting more than what I thought possible. You know why? You catch more bees with honey than excrement.

If I didn't get what I expected, rather than fight the impossible fight, I emailed people in the airline until, I got satisfaction or was told nicely to freak off.

I don't think acting like a queynte and hoping to get beat up to sue the airlines for a million bucks is a wise decision.

I don't think you travel all that much by your responses. If you did, you will realize that most people are assholes, especially to airline personnel but not to the point of getting arrested and/or beat up. So when you're nice to them, you get stuff because you're nice and most people are not. That goes double and triple in stupid situations where you get bumped and/or flights get cancelled without notice.

excrement, I have had airline personnel lie to my face, I called them on it to their superiors, very nicely with proof, and received a bunch of nice perks.

I also bring stuff for the crew from time to time to get free drinks on flights, which works without exception. I know how to game the system and it doesn't involve acting like an adolescent jackass.

So no I don't act like an idiot in situations such as this. You will get in trouble with the law and most likely arrested. I am an adult and don't go nuts when excrement doesn't go my way. You know because in life most of the time excrement doesn't go your way.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 02:25:07 PM: ^Trust him. Puck knows about being an poopchute.
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 04:48:06 PM: http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/windows-exploits-shadow-brokers/index.html

NSA hacking tools released online.

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"This is quite possibly the most damaging thing I've seen in the last several years," said Matthew Hickey, founder of security firm Hacker House. "This puts a powerful nation state-level attack tool in the hands of anyone who wants to download it to start targeting servers."
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 06:56:19 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on April 14, 2017, 01:20:52 PM
But he didn't have "every right".

According to Delta's terms and conditions, which you agree to when you purchase a ticket. Yeah, it can be inconvenient as hell, but that's life.
Denied Boarding. That's the key, and most people understand.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 07:00:35 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 14, 2017, 02:17:02 PM
Fact: I have been on numerous flights that have been cancelled for no reason or no reason given, delayed up the derriere for no reason and bumped. Never ever have I gotten into an altercation with security or airline personnel.

Almost every time without exception, I was nice to the staff and ended up getting more than what I thought possible. You know why? You catch more bees with honey than excrement.

If I didn't get what I expected, rather than fight the impossible fight, I emailed people in the airline until, I got satisfaction or was told nicely to freak off.

I don't think acting like a queynte and hoping to get beat up to sue the airlines for a million bucks is a wise decision.

I don't think you travel all that much by your responses. If you did, you will realize that most people are assholes, especially to airline personnel but not to the point of getting arrested and/or beat up. So when you're nice to them, you get stuff because you're nice and most people are not. That goes double and triple in stupid situations where you get bumped and/or flights get cancelled without notice.

excrement, I have had airline personnel lie to my face, I called them on it to their superiors, very nicely with proof, and received a bunch of nice perks.

I also bring stuff for the crew from time to time to get free drinks on flights, which works without exception. I know how to game the system and it doesn't involve acting like an adolescent jackass.

So no I don't act like an idiot in situations such as this. You will get in trouble with the law and most likely arrested. I am an adult and don't go nuts when excrement doesn't go my way. You know because in life most of the time excrement doesn't go your way.
I have flown hundreds of times. I have never seen a person removed from a plane. Dozens of times I've seen people give up their seats, before boarding.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 14, 2017, 07:28:51 PM: I would have gone dead fish and made them drag me out of there. Survival instincts
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 08:26:45 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on April 14, 2017, 07:00:35 PM
I have flown hundreds of times. I have never seen a person removed from a plane. Dozens of times I've seen people give up their seats, before boarding.
I haven't flown as much as you, but I saw a guy get removed once when no one would take the airline's offer. He was pissed, but he stormed off the plane. No one had to threaten to drag him off.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 08:29:02 PM: Quote from: SixFeetDeep on April 14, 2017, 07:28:51 PM
I would have gone dead fish and made them drag me out of there. Survival instincts
If you're truly committed to making your next destination, best bet is to excrement your pants and start throwing it like a monkey. Volunteers to leave the plane will pop up outta nowhere. Plus no one will want to get near you.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on April 14, 2017, 08:52:01 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 14, 2017, 08:29:02 PM
If you're truly committed to making your next destination, best bet is to excrement your pants and start throwing it like a monkey. Volunteers to leave the plane will pop up outta nowhere. Plus no one will want to get near you.

almost tried shitting myself to get out of a speeding ticket. i was prairie dogging for 30 minutes and was 2 minutes from my house and i get tagged for 110 in a 90, bogus stuff. I should have, but likely would have still gotten the ticket and needed new pants.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: IATA on April 14, 2017, 08:58:34 PM: chicago airports are awful. the worst city on the freaking planet, full of the worst people on the freaking planet, with the worst freaking airports on the freaking planet.

united(heh) flight out of SF was delayed, and when we landed they were holding the connection I needed for me. I get scooted over and then get told its the wrong terminal. then they take me the "right" terminal, and it's also the wrong one. the right one was the first one, just further down. get back there and the flight has left without me. next available flight to toronto isnt for 14 hours, but oh no the hotel they use is booked up, and oh no the restaurants are now closing and theres nothing to do or eat or drink except from the shitty mcdonalds and overpriced ohare stores. finally get put onto a continental relocation flight, only one other passenger on it and just had staff and supplies. get to toronto and i've obviously missed my original flight out of toronto. next flight is....14 hours later. least air canada gave me a hotel room and vouchers, even if it wasnt their fault.

in short, freak chicago and the airline industry.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2017, 09:45:25 PM: Things I've learned from this thread: Puck and JE are both doctors who have been in this exact situation before, and Tommy suddenly cares about rules.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2017, 06:34:51 PM: https://imgur.com/a/0jQyT

nsfw
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 19, 2017, 05:23:39 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/08/04/illinois.airline.dog.deaths/index.html

Stupid dogs should have read the fine print and known the airline wouldn't be liable if they died.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 20, 2017, 09:51:44 AM: https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/loud-sex-interrupts-tennis-match-143021896.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on April 20, 2017, 10:42:12 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 20, 2017, 09:51:44 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/loud-sex-interrupts-tennis-match-143021896.html
They're still going?!

Haha, that was funny
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 20, 2017, 11:06:44 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on April 20, 2017, 10:42:12 AM
They're still going?!

Haha, that was funny

It can't be that good
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on April 26, 2017, 09:57:13 AM: United Airlines Investigating Death of Giant Bunny on Flight (https://www.yahoo.com/news/united-airlines-investigating-death-giant-085906227.html)

Edit: On second thought this might be able to go in Horrific and Depressing thread.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2017, 12:23:55 PM: Quote from: Badger on April 19, 2017, 05:23:39 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/08/04/illinois.airline.dog.deaths/index.html

Stupid dogs should have read the fine print and known the airline wouldn't be liable if they died.
Bump
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Hemi on May 01, 2017, 03:32:51 AM: Look up Fyre Festival on Twitter for a good laugh....a complete disaster.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on May 11, 2017, 07:43:36 AM: God damnit white girls. What is this excrement?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ko95mWcXXrzNu/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on May 11, 2017, 08:19:45 AM: Some of those jumps are pretty impressive.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on May 11, 2017, 08:26:17 AM: Quote from: Badger on May 11, 2017, 08:19:45 AM
Some of those jumps are pretty impressive.

Maybe we can arrange this for the tailgate? Might be kinda hard to call passing fans a homo with a hobby horse between your legs.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on May 11, 2017, 10:04:31 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on May 11, 2017, 08:26:17 AM
Maybe we can arrange this for the tailgate? Might be kinda hard to call passing fans a homo with a hobby horse between your legs.

Thanks, I'll pass.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on May 11, 2017, 12:22:44 PM: What happened to chicks just wanting to doll up and do shots at the club?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on May 11, 2017, 12:56:18 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on May 11, 2017, 12:22:44 PM
What happened to chicks just wanting to doll up and do shots at the club?

I imagine that many still do, but given the girls in that gif appear to mostly be around 14 or so I suspect that it's probably not on their radar quite yet.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 11, 2017, 03:36:36 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 11, 2017, 12:56:18 PM
I imagine that many still do, but given the girls in that gif appear to mostly be around 14 or so I suspect that it's probably not on their radar quite yet.

Old enough to trot.....

/Tommy
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on May 11, 2017, 04:16:35 PM: Hahaha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on May 12, 2017, 06:01:46 AM: Found in Taiwan:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170512/3546628e3b04675f37f96efb6ed1c568.jpg)

3D Whitening "Black Man" brand toothpaste.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on May 13, 2017, 09:21:35 AM: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/man_arrested_after_masturbatin.html

Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2017, 02:06:30 PM: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/23/gas-station-nachos-leave-man-dead-woman-paralyzed/338989001/

Sucks for this family. But damn, that has to suck to kick the bucket because of some gas station nacho cheese.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 23, 2017, 04:58:15 PM: http://www.denverpost.com/2017/05/23/denver-police-death-investigation/

Quote
Man in clown makeup with bladed gloves accused of killing man near Torchy’s Tacos

God dammit Puck!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on May 23, 2017, 05:06:02 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on May 23, 2017, 04:58:15 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/2017/05/23/denver-police-death-investigation/ (http://www.denverpost.com/2017/05/23/denver-police-death-investigation/)

God dammit Puck!

Sorry I was in Fire Island for the all male nude oyster shucking contest and I don't like clowns.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on May 23, 2017, 06:32:07 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 23, 2017, 05:06:02 PM
Sorry I was in Fire Island for the all male nude oyster shucking contest and I don't like clowns.
And did you make the podium?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on May 23, 2017, 09:23:35 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 23, 2017, 06:32:07 PM
And did you make the podium?

I was a judge, so technically yes.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 04, 2017, 04:59:47 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0MGrwqb6w

incredible
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 05, 2017, 01:37:01 PM: "B-b-b-b-b-but muh First Amendment rights!"

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/students-lose-acceptance-to-harvard-over-racist-memes
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 05, 2017, 02:07:33 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 05, 2017, 01:37:01 PM
"B-b-b-b-b-but muh First Amendment rights!"

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/students-lose-acceptance-to-harvard-over-racist-memes

freedom of speech is a right, but it is also complex, it comes with responsibilities, and people still don't get it
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 05, 2017, 03:55:28 PM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on June 05, 2017, 02:07:33 PM
freedom of speech is a right, but it is also complex, it comes with responsibilities, and people still don't get it

I have the freedom to stand on the subway platform and say "I don't like black people" over and over again, but I'm not going to claim free speech when I get my derriere kicked.

Like if your boss is Jewish and you posted some crap about the Holocaust being fake, and he someone got wind of it, then that's definitely grounds for dismissal free speech or not.

Basically these kids are a bunch of dumbasses. Getting into Harvard doesn't necessarily mean you're smart.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 05, 2017, 04:39:28 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on June 05, 2017, 03:55:28 PM
I have the freedom to stand on the subway platform and say "I don't like black people" over and over again, but I'm not going to claim free speech when I get my derriere kicked.

Like if your boss is Jewish and you posted some crap about the Holocaust being fake, and he someone got wind of it, then that's definitely grounds for dismissal free speech or not.

Basically these kids are a bunch of dumbasses. Getting into Harvard doesn't necessarily mean you're smart.

i'm 100% with you here
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 05, 2017, 10:00:11 PM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on June 05, 2017, 04:39:28 PM
i'm 100% with you here

x2
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 05, 2017, 10:34:17 PM: Yeah, I don't feel bad for them at all.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on June 06, 2017, 05:52:05 PM: https://streamable.com/8o5ad (https://streamable.com/8o5ad)

I can understand why he and Larry David got along so well.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on June 13, 2017, 11:09:57 AM: Where the freak is Wallace?! (https://whereswallace.theringer.com/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 13, 2017, 12:19:25 PM: Quote from: reuben on June 13, 2017, 11:09:57 AM
Where the freak is Wallace?! (https://whereswallace.theringer.com/)

Why? Why did I just spend 25 minutes completing that?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on June 13, 2017, 12:25:54 PM: All in the game, yo.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 16, 2017, 11:50:38 AM: For such a liberal city I've never seen so much segregation and homelessness. San Francisco feels like a bundle of sticks version of Little Rock Arkansas in the 60s.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Fenwyr on June 17, 2017, 07:56:07 AM: Quote from: Tommyanne on June 16, 2017, 11:50:38 AM
For such a liberal city I've never seen so much segregation and homelessness. San Francisco feels like a bundle of sticks version of Little Rock Arkansas in the 60s.
Did you spend alot of time in Little Rock in the 60's?

Major cities in California, like most blue states, have tons of homeless. Why?

The highest earning states get pennies on the dollar back for federal taxes. Red states that provide the country nothing, pay pennies on the dollar to provide welfare for their budgets and homeless.

Do you think if San Francisco could keep even 10% of their federal taxes, there would be homeless people?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on June 18, 2017, 08:31:38 PM: Quote from: Fenwyr on June 17, 2017, 07:56:07 AM
Did you spend alot of time in Little Rock in the 60's?

Major cities in California, like most blue states, have tons of homeless. Why?

The highest earning states get pennies on the dollar back for federal taxes. Red states that provide the country nothing, pay pennies on the dollar to provide welfare for their budgets and homeless.

Do you think if San Francisco could keep even 10% of their federal taxes, there would be homeless people?

A lot of faggots in that city.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2017, 08:44:02 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on June 18, 2017, 08:31:38 PM
A lot of faggots in that city.

You fit right in.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2017, 02:48:22 PM: 4 touchdowns in one game. Polk High.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170624/92e931f092898971940d8cdaf0b88651.jpg)
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Post by: sg3 on June 24, 2017, 03:53:14 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on June 16, 2017, 11:50:38 AM
For such a liberal city I've never seen so much segregation and homelessness. San Francisco feels like a bundle of sticks version of Little Rock Arkansas in the 60s.

Arkansas in the 50s and early 60s

Tommyanne's Aryan dream venue

gays, blacks, uppity women, jews etc jailed and or lynched with no cause at all.

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk
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Post by: Tommy on June 29, 2017, 12:42:34 PM: Quote from: sg3 on June 24, 2017, 03:53:14 PM

Arkansas in the 50s and early 60s

Tommyanne's Aryan dream venue

gays, blacks, uppity women, jews etc jailed and or lynched with no cause at all.

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk

[insert "shtick", "eating through straw," and "no I am not freaking with you." quote here]
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Post by: guinness77 on July 10, 2017, 07:27:38 PM: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ore-woman-molested-female-alasla-airlines-plane-sentenced-article-1.3315694

I'll just put this here. An Oregon news website had a more descriptive story but no pics.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 11, 2017, 11:04:46 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on July 10, 2017, 07:27:38 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ore-woman-molested-female-alasla-airlines-plane-sentenced-article-1.3315694 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ore-woman-molested-female-alasla-airlines-plane-sentenced-article-1.3315694)

I'll just put this here. An Oregon news website had a more descriptive story but no pics.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-sexually-abused-teenager-flight-105300730.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-sexually-abused-teenager-flight-105300730.html)

Quote
An Oregon woman who licked, groped and verbally harassed a female passenger during a flight from Las Vegas to Portland has been sentenced to eight months of home detention.

Mr Sinha said McKinney tried to pressure the woman into drinking alcohol she had smuggled on the plane, and subjected her to lewd taunts and physical aggression.
He said McKinney licked the victim's ear, forced her to touch her breasts and repeatedly placed her hand on the victim's crotch.

Her phone # is 631-382-5633

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/pXaeo8EvUULQ3wtrdAqQJw--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/homerun/the_independent_635/2a09f13e47e8e8c84c122cf02861c7e5)
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Post by: Tommy on July 12, 2017, 01:17:25 AM: Why can't excrement like that happen during my flights?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Libero_2 on July 12, 2017, 06:13:24 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on July 11, 2017, 11:04:46 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-sexually-abused-teenager-flight-105300730.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-sexually-abused-teenager-flight-105300730.html)

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/pXaeo8EvUULQ3wtrdAqQJw--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/homerun/the_independent_635/2a09f13e47e8e8c84c122cf02861c7e5)

They published the victims phone number? Or the perpetrators? Either way a little messed up
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: guinness77 on July 12, 2017, 06:41:12 AM: It's a Long Island area code so I'm pretty sure puck put that in as a joke.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 12, 2017, 08:36:21 AM: Quote from: guinness77 on July 12, 2017, 06:41:12 AM
It's a Long Island area code so I'm pretty sure puck put that in as a joke.

Lol it's 631-fuc-koff
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on July 12, 2017, 08:36:45 AM: Quote from: Tommyanne on July 12, 2017, 01:17:25 AM
Why can't excrement like that happen during my flights?
Exactly
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on July 12, 2017, 08:36:26 PM: The Future of Football (https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football)
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 14, 2017, 11:32:35 AM: Quote from: Tommyanne on July 12, 2017, 01:17:25 AM
Why can't excrement like that happen during my flights?
http://gothamist.com/2017/07/13/american_airlines_masburbate.php

Dammit Tommy!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2017, 12:08:18 PM: Quote from: reuben on July 12, 2017, 08:36:26 PM
The Future of Football (https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football)
I need to go back and finish this.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on July 14, 2017, 04:54:46 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on July 14, 2017, 11:32:35 AM
http://gothamist.com/2017/07/13/american_airlines_masburbate.php

Dammit Tommy!

hahahaha
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Post by: bojanglesman on August 10, 2017, 08:20:18 PM: "Exclusive: Amazon in talks to offer event ticketing in U.S. - sources" - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-com-ticketing-idUSKBN1AQ2DB

freaking good! Everyone hates Ticketmaster.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2017, 12:41:08 PM: Today's Google Doodle is awesome, it's an interactive hip hop DJing thing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on August 17, 2017, 08:50:54 PM: I would put this in the Darwin awards but this idiot didn't die:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/shocking-video-shows-bear-biting-092137336.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Libero_2 on August 18, 2017, 06:15:36 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on August 17, 2017, 08:50:54 PM
I would put this in the Darwin awards but this idiot didn't die:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/shocking-video-shows-bear-biting-092137336.html

I can't believe cafe guy admits that the cafe should pay money because he is disabled now, after stating, or course it's his fault he climbed the fence and tried to feed them.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on September 12, 2017, 09:44:51 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJeL3wAVwAA-m4Y.jpg:large)

lol James Woods
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: steves850 on September 12, 2017, 09:59:20 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on September 12, 2017, 09:44:51 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJeL3wAVwAA-m4Y.jpg:large)

lol James Woods

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/450/154/820.jpeg)
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Post by: guinness77 on September 12, 2017, 10:02:23 AM: The greatest thing about that Amber Tamblyn story is that she's now married to David Cross.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on September 21, 2017, 07:02:31 PM: This is cool:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/09/20/president-trump-award-medal-honor-vietnam-commando-valor-laos/654686001/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2017, 12:00:19 PM: Jesus:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/vicious-sucker-punch-caught-video-061506623.html

this one is even worse, this guy mocks a guy with CP and then sucker punches him:

http://www.phillyvoice.com/barry-baker-accused-sucker-punching-man-cerebral-palsy-charged-flight-avoid-apprehension/

but there is justice:

http://www.wboc.com/story/36115791/sucker-punch-suspect-barry-baker-claims-attack-by-prison-guards
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2017, 03:15:26 PM: Not going to lie, if this was done to me I think I would actually excrement myself. As in literally fill my pants with runny, soggy turd.

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/917313715342426112?s=09
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Tommy on October 12, 2017, 03:19:39 PM: Jesus Christ. Especially in a country that's notorious for safety violations.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Miamipuck on October 12, 2017, 09:29:51 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 12, 2017, 03:15:26 PM
Not going to lie, if this was done to me I think I would actually excrement myself. As in literally fill my pants with runny, soggy turd.

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/917313715342426112?s=09

Yeah pretty much
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Post by: Miamipuck on October 26, 2017, 12:18:22 AM: I wonder if the new LaGaurdia will look anything like this:

http://mashable.com/2017/06/22/changi-airport-jewel-cool/#fXIX5QEoiOq3
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2017, 03:26:20 PM: Right wing people on Facebook - "all these people expecting handouts from me when they've done nothing to earn it, freak them"

Also right wing people on Facebook - "look at the way I've dressed my child up so it can go from door to door expecting handouts from everyone"

These are some excellent life lessons that we're teaching the kids here, folks.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2017, 06:52:51 PM: The Daily Stormer has now resorted to writing Taylor Swift fanfic.

Quote
"Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That's the most important thing," explains Andre Anglin, the writer of the white supremacist blog the Daily Stormer. "It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump's son, and they will be crowned American royalty."

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/ae5x8a/cant-shake-it-off-how-taylor-swift-became-a-nazi-idol?utm_source=broadlyfbcaads
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 01, 2017, 10:06:31 PM: https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a22d33aa-0864-3479-a7aa-336fc0554d7f/ss_strangers-caught-in-a-sex-act.html
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 07, 2017, 09:54:35 AM: I thought this was funny:

http://www.esquire.co.uk/life/news/a18008/which-country-uses-the-most-cocaine-britains-not-far-off/
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 08, 2017, 03:07:27 PM: https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/38732/

Harvard University hosts anal sex workshop
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Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2017, 08:09:03 PM: http://nypost.com/2017/11/09/woman-accused-of-marrying-mom-pleads-guilty/
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 10, 2017, 06:03:03 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 09, 2017, 08:09:03 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/11/09/woman-accused-of-marrying-mom-pleads-guilty/
Ugh.
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Post by: Fenwyr on November 10, 2017, 09:49:30 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 09, 2017, 08:09:03 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/11/09/woman-accused-of-marrying-mom-pleads-guilty/
I mean eww and all, but what's with the 10 year prison sentence for the daughter? And she pled guilty no less.
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Post by: guinness77 on November 10, 2017, 10:08:47 AM: Awww, they're wearing matching Superman shirts in their mugshots.
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 10, 2017, 10:12:36 AM: Quote from: Fenwyr on November 10, 2017, 09:49:30 AM
I mean eww and all, but what's with the 10 year prison sentence for the daughter? And she pled guilty no less.

I agree. Seems awful heavy-handed when you could probably beat the excrement out of your wife and get less.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 10, 2017, 06:21:15 PM: Oklahoma loves sending women to jail and hates gays. Only sending the daughter to jail seems about right.
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Post by: Tommy on November 14, 2017, 05:34:30 PM: Called the cops to report a stolen bag of $750 worth of clothes that was stolen while I was on the computer at the FedEx store. The employees checked the security tape and said that someone left with a black bag.

I called 911 to report stolen property. Then I realized that I had stopped home first to drop them off before setting out again. My dad called me while at FedEx and I was flustered.

I called 911 to cancel but they said that they don't cancel and the cops still have to come. I'm waiting outside like a shnook because I know full well that those guys are going to take their sweet derriere time because I wasted their time because I was an idiot.

Waiting now. It's been 45 mins. They have my info so I can't leave.

Stay tuned...
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Post by: Tommy on November 14, 2017, 06:38:28 PM: Haven't arrived yet. I'm leaving. All they have is my name and number. I doubt they give a excrement.
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2017, 08:11:53 PM: Quote from: Tommyanne on November 14, 2017, 06:38:28 PM
Haven't arrived yet. I'm leaving. All they have is my name and number. I doubt they give a excrement.
Puck will bail you out for filing a false report.
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Post by: reuben on November 16, 2017, 10:25:17 PM: Our days are numbered, boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRj34o4hN4I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRj34o4hN4I)
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Post by: Johnny English on November 23, 2017, 09:59:14 PM: From the country that brought us Boaty McBoatface:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42026485
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 27, 2017, 11:07:09 AM: Looks like the princes over there in England are 2 for 2 in snagging hot brunettes. FTR, I think Kate Middleton is a little hotter, but they both are.
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Post by: Johnny English on November 27, 2017, 04:11:07 PM: We don't appear to have a Black Friday / Cyber Monday thread, but I thought you'd all like to know that Gary Vaynerchuk is holding a Cyber Monday contest - buy five copies of his book and you'll be entered into a draw, and the winner will be flown to NYC to have dinner with him.
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Post by: MBGreen on November 27, 2017, 04:28:33 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 27, 2017, 04:11:07 PM
We don't appear to have a Black Friday / Cyber Monday thread, but I thought you'd all like to know that Gary Vaynerchuk is holding a Cyber Monday contest - buy five copies of his book and you'll be entered into a draw, and the winner will be flown to NYC to have dinner with him.
jonnyd would be all over this. he loves a good rendezvous with a complete stranger.
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Post by: Badger on November 28, 2017, 09:21:06 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 27, 2017, 04:11:07 PM
We don't appear to have a Black Friday / Cyber Monday thread, but I thought you'd all like to know that Gary Vaynerchuk is holding a Cyber Monday contest - buy five copies of his book and you'll be entered into a draw, and the winner will be flown to NYC to have dinner with him.
And all the losers now own five copies of his book.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on November 28, 2017, 05:06:25 PM: Quote from: Badger on November 28, 2017, 09:21:06 AM
And all the losers now own five copies of his book.

Gary just sells a positive attitude so I'm going to guess he just said they will make great gifts for family members.
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Post by: Badger on December 12, 2017, 09:17:21 PM: Click this but probably not if anyone can see your screen

https://i.imgur.com/8gkvvMe.gifv
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Post by: steves850 on December 13, 2017, 12:37:01 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 12, 2017, 09:17:21 PM
Click this but probably not if anyone can see your screen

https://i.imgur.com/8gkvvMe.gifv

IT'S SO ANGRY!
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Post by: Johnny English on December 13, 2017, 01:22:51 PM: Quote from: Badger on December 12, 2017, 09:17:21 PM
Click this but probably not if anyone can see your screen

https://i.imgur.com/8gkvvMe.gifv

Reminds me of that video of the woman skydiving naked.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2017, 08:58:34 PM: Thought I'd share this article about me. It's been a struggle fellas....

Also, I'm Mexican.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5180952/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-is-now-registered-disabled-because-his-18inch-member-is-so-big-but-he-refuses-to-get-a-reduction/
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Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2017, 10:33:18 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 20, 2017, 08:58:34 PM
Thought I'd share this article about me. It's been a struggle fellas....

Also, I'm Mexican.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5180952/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-is-now-registered-disabled-because-his-18inch-member-is-so-big-but-he-refuses-to-get-a-reduction/

And fat.
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 21, 2017, 06:22:18 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 20, 2017, 10:33:18 PM
And fat.
And broke. But giant penis?
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 21, 2017, 07:43:42 AM: Holy smokes that guy had been stretching it with weights since he's a teenager lmao....... so have I, ok no weights just extensive hot lesbo porn but mine is no bigger. That seems like a lost opportunity. lol
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 27, 2017, 04:34:25 AM: http://wjla.com/news/local/indoor-air-at-american-university-off-campus-house-party-tests-positive-for-alcohol
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Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2018, 12:34:51 PM: I'd put this in Idiot Rage but I'm not really sure that it's so preposterous. I'm sure it wasn't meant maliciously, but how dumb do you have to be? At no point the photographer, the marketing people or the designers who were all involved though "hmmmmm......."?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42603960/hm-apologises-over-racist-image-of-black-boy-in-hoodie
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 08, 2018, 12:52:36 PM: Wow that is just simply amazing, I feel bad that people are so stupid but man when they do stupid excrement, it's funny as hell.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2018, 01:33:58 PM: http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/man-overdoses-viagra-airport-strips-naked-hurls-poo-everyone-7212334/
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 08, 2018, 02:17:03 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 08, 2018, 01:33:58 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/man-overdoses-viagra-airport-strips-naked-hurls-poo-everyone-7212334/
Can't take Puck anywhere.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 09, 2018, 12:32:55 PM: https://nypost.com/2018/01/06/my-decades-long-porn-addiction-nearly-destroyed-my-love-life/
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 12, 2018, 01:41:15 PM: http://www.chicagotribune.com/g00/news/local/breaking/ct-met-illinois-attorney-general-candidate-robbed-20180111-story.html

I don't know why this story seems hilarious to me, but someone robbed a candidate for attorney general in Chicago during his promotional photo shoot for the campaign with an “in-the-neighborhood kind of” message.

-Someone robbed a laywer in broad daylight
-attorney general candidate nonetheless
-some "neighborhood". Lol

Talk about the wrong guy to rob (if he gets caught).
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Post by: AlioTheFool on January 12, 2018, 02:26:15 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 12, 2018, 01:41:15 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/g00/news/local/breaking/ct-met-illinois-attorney-general-candidate-robbed-20180111-story.html

I don't know why this story seems hilarious to me, but someone robbed a candidate for attorney general in Chicago during his promotional photo shoot for the campaign with an “in-the-neighborhood kind of” message.

-Someone robbed a laywer in broad daylight
-attorney general candidate nonetheless
-some "neighborhood". Lol

Talk about the wrong guy to rob (if he gets caught).

"Your honor, the State moves to pursue the death penalty."

"For attempted robbery?!"

"Yes! Your honor, if we don't get tough on crime, the TERRORISTS win!"

<Trump catches wind and immediately begins tweeting about the war zone that is Chicago now harboring terrorists.>
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 13, 2018, 04:47:17 PM: Not sure where else to put this.

My sinuses have been horrible for years. I've tried pretty much every drug known to man. Netty pots were ok, but rediculous and messy.

My Navage arrived about an hour ago. Yes, it looks silly, but my initial review is holy excrement, I can freaking breathe! It's a strange sensation, but not nearly as uncomfortable as I feared. I assume it will only get better as I get the hang of it.

Highly recommended to anyone with chronic allergy/sinus issues. Cost me around $100 all in because I bought 2 months of saline pods.

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Post by: Miamipuck on January 13, 2018, 07:40:57 PM: What next, You're going to buy My Shiney Hiney ?
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 15, 2018, 02:53:00 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 13, 2018, 07:40:57 PM
What next, You're going to buy My Shiney Hiney ?
I generally don't have congestion issues there.

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Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2018, 10:58:26 AM: ASOS disgusts shoppers with new buttless jeans (https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/asos-disgusts-shoppers-new-butt-less-jeans-164204778.html)

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/yW7pgrvTYufhyjU3QEcEFg--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NTUyO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/b3af90ab1ac156809bf36f1c12ab86d4)
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 22, 2018, 11:09:19 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 22, 2018, 10:58:26 AM
ASOS disgusts shoppers with new buttless jeans (https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/asos-disgusts-shoppers-new-butt-less-jeans-164204778.html)

(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/yW7pgrvTYufhyjU3QEcEFg--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NTUyO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/b3af90ab1ac156809bf36f1c12ab86d4)
The only thing disgusting is the real world girls that might decide to wear that. Not those models.
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Post by: Badger on January 22, 2018, 09:30:54 PM: That store would come up in searches all the time when I was trying to find stuff about A Storm of Swords.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 25, 2018, 11:49:15 AM: Grumpy cat wins $710,000 court payout, seriously. lol (https://www.yahoo.com/news/haz-wins-grumpy-cat-710-000-court-payout-052654035.html)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 28, 2018, 08:32:13 PM: The Grammys just had some country music artists covering Clapton's Tears In Heaven as a tribute to the people killed in the Vegas shooting, and it was really freaking terrible. Why didn't they just ask Clapton to come do it? AFAIK he's not dead yet.
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Post by: Fenwyr on January 29, 2018, 11:23:22 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 28, 2018, 08:32:13 PM
The Grammys just had some country music artists covering Clapton's Tears In Heaven as a tribute to the people killed in the Vegas shooting, and it was really freaking terrible. Why didn't they just ask Clapton to come do it? AFAIK he's not dead yet.
It was not good, but it wasn't terrible.

It was a country music concert when the people died. It made sense. I gave it a passing grade.

My biggest problem with the show is that rock is dead to them. I like Bruno, and was happy he got the trifecta, but dragging in old derriere U2 as the token white rock band annoyed the freak out of me.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 09:21:39 AM: https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-ranked-worst-state-u-194645447.html
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Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 09:27:50 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 09:21:39 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-ranked-worst-state-u-194645447.html

why haven't you changed your username to LongIslandPuck?
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 09:33:02 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 09:27:50 AM
why haven't you changed your username to LongIslandPuck?

Why should I?
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Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 09:40:01 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 09:33:02 AM
Why should I?

because you don't live in Miami anymore, and you hate Florida.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 09:54:16 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 09:40:01 AM
because you don't live in Miami anymore, and you hate Florida.

I have had it for 20 years, it stays.
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Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 10:00:00 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 09:54:16 AM
I have had it for 20 years, it stays.

that's pretty lame. No surprise though, coming from you.
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 10:16:51 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 10:00:00 AM
that's pretty lame. No surprise though, coming from you.

MBGreen is even more lame than mine by a country mile. Then again you had to change it because you were known as a dipshit that **kisses biceps** and were an embarrassment. Funny how the name changed but the dipshitness didn't.
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Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 10:17:45 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 10:16:51 AM
MBGreen is even more lame than mine by a country mile. Then again you had to change it because you were known as a dipshit that **kisses biceps** and were an embarrassment. Funny how the name changed but the dipshitness didn't.

you wish you had biceps
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 10:20:30 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 10:17:45 AM
you wish you had biceps

Djack fellas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA)
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Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2018, 10:38:32 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on January 30, 2018, 10:20:30 AM
Djack fellas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA)

I lol'd

but you're still a fag.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 08, 2018, 05:39:39 PM: This story is simultaneously hideous and hilarious and every single person involved in it is a massive queynte and I hope they all die.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/belen-aldecosea-emotional-support-hamster-flushed-toilet_us_5a7c7c6ce4b0c6726e107c3a
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Post by: Johnny English on February 08, 2018, 05:41:54 PM: I just realised she was flying from Baltimore to Miami. That makes it even worse. What a piece of excrement.
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Post by: Badger on February 08, 2018, 07:26:31 PM: She probably could have snuck it on board if she tried hard enough.
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Post by: reuben on February 08, 2018, 07:48:17 PM: If you ever need to travel and all you can afford is Spirit, don't.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2018, 03:15:27 PM: I'm unsure how to feel about this story. Laughing seems cruel, but c'mon, people.....

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/11/couple-sells-all-possessions-for-sailboat-sinks-2-days-into-trip.html
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Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2018, 05:55:54 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 12, 2018, 03:15:27 PM
I'm unsure how to feel about this story. Laughing seems cruel, but c'mon, people.....

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/11/couple-sells-all-possessions-for-sailboat-sinks-2-days-into-trip.html

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However, the couple, who has been left with just $90 in cash, no jobs and no boat insurance, say they are still hopeful for their world-sailing plans and have started a GoFundMe begging people to help them “not give up on [their] dreams.”

So they planned on living out of their boat with $90 to their name?

And they made close to $14k on GoFundMe. I can’t even.

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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2018, 03:36:30 PM: http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/#mv-a
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 22, 2018, 04:05:33 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 22, 2018, 03:36:30 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/#mv-a

Didn't know you lived in Japan now.
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 15, 2018, 07:25:15 PM: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/15/she-found-a-dating-app-on-her-boyfriends-phone-then-she-bought-a-samurai-sword/?utm_term=.32d184441384

He deserved to get attacked for calling himself an "ethlete".
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 24, 2018, 07:40:56 AM: http://www.wavy.com/top-stories/us-veteran-injured-by-ied-gets-worlds-first-total-penis-transplant/1136406853

Dude had his junk blown off by an IED while serving our country. He has earned the right to get pornstar mega-cack if he wants it.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2018, 04:38:29 PM: This is awesome.

https://www.facebook.com/BryanGRATATASilva/videos/552994908427329/
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Post by: Johnny English on May 03, 2018, 09:15:06 AM: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/05/02/teen-human-sacrifice-stabbing-partner-sex/574763002/
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Post by: steves850 on May 03, 2018, 09:26:49 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 03, 2018, 09:15:06 AM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/05/02/teen-human-sacrifice-stabbing-partner-sex/574763002/

I like how this sentence is at the end of the article, almost as an afterthought:
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Adams had clown makeup on during the attack and knew Bewick feared clowns, The Sun reported.
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Post by: Johnny English on May 22, 2018, 04:42:33 PM: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44215648
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 22, 2018, 04:50:14 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 22, 2018, 04:42:33 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44215648

Haha. I'm sure they contributed to him being a deadbeat, but some people have to learn the hard way. He may need to be homeless for a while to get the point. He still may not. I feel bad for those parents having such an outwardly dickish kid that won't move out. Maybe it's their fault he's that way, who knows.
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Post by: Badger on May 22, 2018, 06:47:56 PM: If you allow your adult child to be homeless you're a complete failure as a parent.
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 22, 2018, 09:42:30 PM: Quote from: Badger on May 22, 2018, 06:47:56 PM
If you allow your adult child to be homeless you're a complete failure as a parent.
I can't say I disagree, but what should they do at this point?

I'm not going to pass too much judgment and I shouldn't have said what I already said without knowing all details. There's probably a lot left out on both sides.

This story sure is presenting him as an adult child who is doing nothing but mooch off his parents with no effort to try to help himself at all. Apparently he lost his job 8 years ago, moved back home and does nothing to help his parents out.

I can't say I'd handle it this way being presented the same circumstances, but everyone has a breaking point.
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Post by: Johnny English on May 31, 2018, 08:17:44 AM: A Facebook advert for a local cleaning service:

LET US HURT YOUR DIRT!

I'm sure the rhyme sounded catchy in your head when you wrote this line, but I don't think you really thought it through.
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Post by: Badger on June 01, 2018, 01:42:19 PM: https://nypost.com/2018/06/01/paranoid-millionaire-charged-in-death-of-worker-hired-to-dig-personal-nuke-shelter/
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Post by: Johnny English on June 01, 2018, 01:56:48 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 01, 2018, 01:42:19 PM
https://nypost.com/2018/06/01/paranoid-millionaire-charged-in-death-of-worker-hired-to-dig-personal-nuke-shelter/

You can afford to have someone build you an underground tunnel network but you can't afford to buy a roll of Romex?
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Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2018, 01:14:00 PM: Never doubt the commitment of American college sports fans.

https://streamable.com/c0cc3#
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 02, 2018, 04:07:53 PM: Now that my criminal history is out there......(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180702/4cfec0a609704403701ae147b00cabdd.jpg)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 02, 2018, 04:24:22 PM: Lmao
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Post by: Johnny English on July 02, 2018, 05:12:25 PM: Sadly......

https://watercoolersports.com/2017/11/13/you-thought-your-monday-was-bad-imagine-going-to-work-after-this-happens-to-you-on-twitter/
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 02, 2018, 06:32:19 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on July 02, 2018, 05:12:25 PM
Sadly......

https://watercoolersports.com/2017/11/13/you-thought-your-monday-was-bad-imagine-going-to-work-after-this-happens-to-you-on-twitter/
Geez, poor dude. I guess the pic isn't him either? He really looks like the dude crying in the pic based on that Twitter profile. Wonder what's up with that.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 09, 2018, 12:20:35 PM: Watch to the end.

https://youtu.be/xc0CB6URrV0
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Post by: Jumbo on July 15, 2018, 06:54:49 PM: (https://i.redd.it/malimzg0j5a11.jpg)
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Post by: IATA on July 16, 2018, 12:37:59 PM: i would donate for that
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2018, 12:41:37 PM: Normally I support most of what Elon Musk does, but this was stupid. He'll probably get sued by that dude he called a "pedo guy". He deserves to get sued. Hopefully it doesn't derail all the good he's done.
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Post by: AlioTheFool on July 16, 2018, 02:32:43 PM: Was anybody here interested in Amazon's Prime Day? I haven't bought anything in the previous events, but today I was considering buying a Fire tablet, and maybe an Echo Dot. But Amazon has been crashing since the event started at 3PM. Amazon is getting killed on Twitter right now.
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2018, 08:47:29 PM: Quote from: AlioTheFool on July 16, 2018, 02:32:43 PM
Was anybody here interested in Amazon's Prime Day? I haven't bought anything in the previous events, but today I was considering buying a Fire tablet, and maybe an Echo Dot. But Amazon has been crashing since the event started at 3PM. Amazon is getting killed on Twitter right now.
I bought 2 Moto g6 phones for my wife and I. Our current phones are getting crappy. Bought them while the site was melting down. The prime day site was excrement, but the individual product pages were just fine. As long as you knew what you wanted you were good.
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Post by: guinness77 on August 28, 2018, 08:21:35 PM: https://mobile.twitter.com/bdlindgren_/status/1031575955410542593
Tweet of the year.
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Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 05:54:46 PM: Hmmmmmm

(https://i.redd.it/pdgw9jvxs0m01.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny English on October 03, 2018, 09:28:37 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/dancedubbing/top/
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Post by: Heismanberg on November 01, 2018, 07:27:42 AM: https://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/20/magazine/the-octopus-that-almost-ate-seattle.html

This is an old story, but it popped up on my newsfeed and it's freaking awesome.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 08, 2018, 11:35:49 PM: https://gizmodo.com/the-weird-story-of-how-a-ban-on-indoor-vaping-also-kill-1830285011?utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook (https://gizmodo.com/the-weird-story-of-how-a-ban-on-indoor-vaping-also-kill-1830285011?utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook)

So this was an interesting one.
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Post by: Jumbo on November 10, 2018, 02:23:27 PM: https://twitter.com/jaygwallace/status/1061332634083692544?s=21
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 26, 2018, 10:21:09 PM: https://www.thedailybeast.com/american-colin-obrady-crosses-antarctica-solo-without-help?source=cheats&via=rss

Suck it Britain. If you ain't first, you're last.
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Post by: Jumbo on January 14, 2019, 11:44:00 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7Yya_nmLs
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Post by: guinness77 on January 14, 2019, 12:14:43 PM: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0FB_jYo-cc
(https://imageshack.com/a/img924/4572/KRCXIQ.jpg)
This was the birthday brownie the wife made for me. I have now been saying this over and over for a full day.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 21, 2019, 12:06:29 PM: https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/31-stone-man-moaned-in-pleasure-as-he-forced-air-stewardess-to-wipe-his-backside-8369823/
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Post by: MBGreen on February 05, 2019, 01:52:24 PM: https://winnipegsun.com/news/weird/half-naked-woman-accused-of-pleasuring-herself-continued-after-she-was-handcuffed/wcm/1d70c125-4da0-4062-bd09-b4e7eb477d65
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Post by: delavan on February 16, 2019, 08:09:28 AM: https://abc7ny.com/police-nj-burglar-trying-to-escape-mistakenly-gets-into-cop-car/5140828/
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Post by: reuben on March 22, 2019, 11:53:29 PM: A dude named Hubert

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/b469o9/happy_birthday/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/b469o9/happy_birthday/)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on March 24, 2019, 02:59:36 AM: Quote from: reuben on March 22, 2019, 11:53:29 PM
A dude named Hubert

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/b469o9/happy_birthday/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/b469o9/happy_birthday/)

Don't give a freak about your birthday.

This is amazing and it's posted on about 8 different subreddits.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2019, 10:21:58 AM: https://indie88.com/nicolas-cage-says-he-was-too-drunk-for-his-wedding-in-las-vegas-files-for-annulment-four-days-later/
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Post by: Badger on April 23, 2019, 08:38:38 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2019, 10:21:58 AM
https://indie88.com/nicolas-cage-says-he-was-too-drunk-for-his-wedding-in-las-vegas-files-for-annulment-four-days-later/
https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/kzm8wz/nic-cage-sings-karaoke-prince-purple-rain-video-marriage-annulled-vgtrn?__twitter_impression=true
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2019, 12:36:28 PM: "Idiot revenge"- when you think you are inflicting harm for a wrong you suffered, but in reality no one noticed or even cared.

Me at Jason's Deli in response to buying an overpriced sandwich.

"I'll make those fuckers pay at the free unlimited frozen yogurt machine!!!11one"
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 11, 2019, 05:30:55 AM: At least he asked for consent. #metoo

https://www.njherald.com/news/20191010/vernon-man-asked-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-placed-tire-deflation-devices-on-driveways-when-denied

Quote
A 31-year-old Vernon man is jailed pending trial after authorities say he sent several emails and letters to local farms and stables requesting to have sex with their farm animals.

In one case, he threatened to beat a farmer’s wife with a wooden stick when denied permission.
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 01, 2020, 02:13:08 AM: https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/four-amish-men-arrested-for-driving-horse-and-buggy-while-intoxicated/

Damn that's a creepy pic.

(https://2mjntijv9ph1zqgg835rbyye-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/dPGWHiDn.jpg)
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2020, 07:09:56 AM: https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/deaf-man-sues-popular-adult-site-lack-subtitles-videos-report
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Post by: MBGreen on January 24, 2020, 09:19:31 AM: https://winnipegsun.com/entertainment/television/pricasso-simon-cowell-leaves-britains-got-talent-after-man-paints-with-penis-at-audition/wcm/03dc586c-264a-4232-977e-161ba0de536d

#Pricasso
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 24, 2020, 09:24:49 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 24, 2020, 09:19:31 AM
https://winnipegsun.com/entertainment/television/pricasso-simon-cowell-leaves-britains-got-talent-after-man-paints-with-penis-at-audition/wcm/03dc586c-264a-4232-977e-161ba0de536d

#Pricasso

hahahahahahaha
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Post by: guinness77 on January 25, 2020, 12:17:11 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/sAx2xRd.jpg)
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Post by: delavan on January 31, 2020, 02:13:53 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMhZzsuLGg
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 07, 2020, 09:08:55 AM: Bold strategy

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tsa-agent-arrested-allegedly-tricking-woman-showing-breasts

Quote
Lomeli then allegedly told the woman she needed additional screening in a private room, and took her into an elevator where he instructed her to lift her shirt and bra to “to show me your full breasts,” the woman said. He also allegedly looked into her pants once more before allowing her to leave, but not before complimenting her breasts.

Lol.
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Post by: reuben on February 08, 2020, 06:10:36 PM: (https://preview.redd.it/fl2vdf6nvpf41.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5ba3bdf774fcce0324e8eb9bec0c60494fb0044b)

This'll probably work out fine.
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Post by: reuben on February 08, 2020, 06:11:50 PM: I think the spelling errors void the contract. Well played, Jose.
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Post by: Badger on February 09, 2020, 07:46:03 AM: Jose's nipple game is trash
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 07:40:38 AM: https://winnipegsun.com/news/world/steven-spielbergs-daughter-embarks-on-porn-career/wcm/9d3c63e9-312a-404f-9e24-3678f7b5ee47
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 07:58:58 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 07:40:38 AM
https://winnipegsun.com/news/world/steven-spielbergs-daughter-embarks-on-porn-career/wcm/9d3c63e9-312a-404f-9e24-3678f7b5ee47
That should end well.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 08:04:11 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 07:58:58 AM
That should end well.

I'm sure there will plenty of "happy endings"
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 08:15:59 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 08:04:11 AM
I'm sure there will plenty of "happy endings"
So many porn titles she could have rights to without getting sued.

Indiana Bones
Schindler's funbags
Jurassic freak
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Rack to the Future
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 08:28:42 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 08:15:59 AM
So many porn titles she could have rights to without getting sued.

Indiana Bones
Schindler's funbags
Jurassic freak
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Rack to the Future

her 70's jew fro is porn ready.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2020, 08:48:00 AM: She's probably one of their adopted kids.
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Post by: d sw0rdz on February 20, 2020, 11:50:46 AM: lmao

we're living in a strange world, social media has really warped reality into a never-ending quest to get as many eyes and attention onto you as possible

used to be girls that would gravitate to porn would be drugged out hookers or girls without parents/with shitty lives and upbringings who were homeless for a while, started stripping/hooking for money, and then ended up in porn

now with the popularization of sites like only fans, random derriere girls not meeting any of the above criteria will post themselves twerking naked and/or fvcking their boyfriends online to viewers for like 5 dollars a month, and all the hornballs supporting them will support these new age sluts to 6 figure salaries

literally, a random girl with a normal and stable upbringing who happens to be hot, will get insta-famous posting her hot pics and getting follows from a horde of nerdy derriere dudes. they'll try to monetize what they can off ig but it won't be enough, but the attention becomes addicting to them. the natural next step in the process is to post raunchier posts on their only fans, using their ig to market their site and try to make more money. excrement's freaking wild. this is their only job in life, they don't do anything else and it gets them to 6 figures

they're all out there on the internet giving each other tips about how to make it successfully on only fans. i don't want to hear about how crappy the objectification of women is in our world, i know it's unfortunately the attitude our society holds towards women but there are loads of women that love that excrement and willingly bank off of it. so if a fellow bitch is okay with it, i don't want to hear any other feminist bitches complaining about how objectification sucks. support your fellow bitches and subscribe to their only fans bitch

the world's getting wild
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Post by: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 12:50:30 PM: Do I want to know what Only Fans is?
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 01:56:03 PM: Quote from: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 12:50:30 PM
Do I want to know what Only Fans is?
Its a fan site for Lady Gaga cameltoe.
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Post by: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 02:09:03 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 01:56:03 PM
Its a fan site for Lady Gaga cameltoe.
Prone boned.
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Post by: Jumbo on February 20, 2020, 03:29:39 PM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on February 20, 2020, 11:50:46 AM
lmao

we're living in a strange world, social media has really warped reality into a never-ending quest to get as many eyes and attention onto you as possible

used to be girls that would gravitate to porn would be drugged out hookers or girls without parents/with shitty lives and upbringings who were homeless for a while, started stripping/hooking for money, and then ended up in porn

now with the popularization of sites like only fans, random derriere girls not meeting any of the above criteria will post themselves twerking naked and/or fvcking their boyfriends online to viewers for like 5 dollars a month, and all the hornballs supporting them will support these new age sluts to 6 figure salaries

literally, a random girl with a normal and stable upbringing who happens to be hot, will get insta-famous posting her hot pics and getting follows from a horde of nerdy derriere dudes. they'll try to monetize what they can off ig but it won't be enough, but the attention becomes addicting to them. the natural next step in the process is to post raunchier posts on their only fans, using their ig to market their site and try to make more money. excrement's freaking wild. this is their only job in life, they don't do anything else and it gets them to 6 figures

they're all out there on the internet giving each other tips about how to make it successfully on only fans. i don't want to hear about how crappy the objectification of women is in our world, i know it's unfortunately the attitude our society holds towards women but there are loads of women that love that excrement and willingly bank off of it. so if a fellow bitch is okay with it, i don't want to hear any other feminist bitches complaining about how objectification sucks. support your fellow bitches and subscribe to their only fans bitch

the world's getting wild

elite post
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 11, 2020, 03:39:56 PM: https://twitter.com/lifecreep/status/1248803979032776707?s=21

The replies on this post are disturbing
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 11, 2020, 03:40:44 PM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on February 20, 2020, 11:50:46 AM
lmao

we're living in a strange world, social media has really warped reality into a never-ending quest to get as many eyes and attention onto you as possible

used to be girls that would gravitate to porn would be drugged out hookers or girls without parents/with shitty lives and upbringings who were homeless for a while, started stripping/hooking for money, and then ended up in porn

now with the popularization of sites like only fans, random derriere girls not meeting any of the above criteria will post themselves twerking naked and/or fvcking their boyfriends online to viewers for like 5 dollars a month, and all the hornballs supporting them will support these new age sluts to 6 figure salaries

literally, a random girl with a normal and stable upbringing who happens to be hot, will get insta-famous posting her hot pics and getting follows from a horde of nerdy derriere dudes. they'll try to monetize what they can off ig but it won't be enough, but the attention becomes addicting to them. the natural next step in the process is to post raunchier posts on their only fans, using their ig to market their site and try to make more money. excrement's freaking wild. this is their only job in life, they don't do anything else and it gets them to 6 figures

they're all out there on the internet giving each other tips about how to make it successfully on only fans. i don't want to hear about how crappy the objectification of women is in our world, i know it's unfortunately the attitude our society holds towards women but there are loads of women that love that excrement and willingly bank off of it. so if a fellow bitch is okay with it, i don't want to hear any other feminist bitches complaining about how objectification sucks. support your fellow bitches and subscribe to their only fans bitch

the world's getting wild

Just seeing this now but this is 100% factual

https://twitter.com/sarvanieloheimo/status/1248721991449772032?s=21
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Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2020, 04:19:26 PM: Quote from: SixFeetDeep on April 11, 2020, 03:39:56 PM
https://twitter.com/lifecreep/status/1248803979032776707?s=21

The replies on this post are disturbing

They kind of are. It's a bit of a twee photo, but a smiling, healthy family in a nice looking house is considered "dark"? Twitter is a poisonous, twisted medium that every should turn off and walk away from.
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Post by: Jumbo on April 11, 2020, 10:05:58 PM: https://www.cameo.com/v/5d90917c0c16390137f6ceb6

Probably NSFW?
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 11, 2020, 11:29:42 PM: WTF was that?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 12, 2020, 01:05:43 AM: Quote from: Miamipuck on April 11, 2020, 11:29:42 PM
WTF was that?
English girls, everybody. Kate Winslet and Keira Knightley are the exceptions.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 12, 2020, 04:18:00 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 12, 2020, 01:05:43 AM
English girls, everybody. Kate Winslet and Keira Knightley are the exceptions.

The last time I saw lips like that, they were wrapped around one of my fishing hooks.
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Post by: insanity on April 12, 2020, 06:06:37 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 12, 2020, 01:05:43 AM
English girls, everybody. Kate Winslet and Keira Knightley are the exceptions.
Which bucket does queen elizabeth go into?
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Post by: delavan on May 19, 2020, 07:06:43 PM: Not sure where to post this and while it looks a little dangerous, what precision by a pretty cool dude making these kids' day (vol. up):

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1262544365228081152
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Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2020, 07:34:18 PM: Quote from: delavan on May 19, 2020, 07:06:43 PM
Not sure where to post this and while it looks a little dangerous, what precision by a pretty cool dude making these kids' day (vol. up):

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1262544365228081152

You have to respect a man with such an expert grasp of his craft. He could probably open a beer with that thing.
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Post by: Libero_2 on May 20, 2020, 12:18:33 PM: Quote from: delavan on May 19, 2020, 07:06:43 PM
Not sure where to post this and while it looks a little dangerous, what precision by a pretty cool dude making these kids' day (vol. up):

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1262544365228081152

That was cool. Thanks for sharing.

I'd love to see him try and pop a beer open with it.
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Post by: Johnny English on May 23, 2020, 09:25:46 AM: https://twitter.com/HennessyTrevor/status/1263150326464602114?s=19
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Post by: reuben on May 27, 2020, 07:39:09 AM: Hail Corporate (https://youtu.be/x6U2Un5kEdI)
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Post by: insanity on May 27, 2020, 07:58:47 AM: Quote from: reuben on May 27, 2020, 07:39:09 AM
Hail Corporate (https://youtu.be/x6U2Un5kEdI)
I know the optics of this look bad and are comical, but the rationale on why this happened is not nefarious.

Amazon puts out a press release
Owner of local broadcasting company seems it important
Passes it down to individual markets and says to run with it
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Post by: Badger on May 27, 2020, 08:57:29 AM: Quote from: insanity on May 27, 2020, 07:58:47 AM
I know the optics of this look bad and are comical, but the rationale on why this happened is not nefarious.

Amazon puts out a press release
Owner of local broadcasting company seems it important
Passes it down to individual markets and says to run with it
That's inherently nefarious
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Post by: insanity on May 27, 2020, 10:24:07 AM: Quote from: Badger on May 27, 2020, 08:57:29 AM
That's inherently nefarious
How is it nefarious?
Amazon is a company most people buy from. This news impacts most people and the news is objective.
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Post by: reuben on May 27, 2020, 11:46:55 AM: Quote from: insanity on May 27, 2020, 10:24:07 AM
How is it nefarious?
Amazon is a company most people buy from. This news impacts most people and the news is objective.

Amazon has denied workers paid leave and terminated employees who have spoken out about unsafe conditions during the COVID-19 crisis. Including that information would still make this story a PR damage control piece. Omitting it makes it flat out corporate propaganda masquerading as news.
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Post by: Badger on May 27, 2020, 12:06:23 PM: The point of journalism is doing actual investigation and reporting, not serving as a mouthpiece or stenographer for a more powerful entity.
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Post by: d sw0rdz on May 28, 2020, 10:40:08 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeel7Eo1ZE
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Post by: mj2sexay on May 28, 2020, 11:11:10 AM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on May 28, 2020, 10:40:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeel7Eo1ZE

Only through the first 20 seconds and i keep asking if that fat slob in the blue shirt can get that dog out of there before excrement goes off.

EDIT: The off-camera "yer a fuckin dersgrace!" at 3:47 is hilarious.
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Post by: Jumbo on May 29, 2020, 01:43:15 AM: This is the best Clickhole article I've seen in a while

https://clickhole.com/invest-in-my-blood-idea-before-i-jab-you-an-oral-history-of-theranos/
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Post by: Johnny English on May 29, 2020, 08:40:27 AM: Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes (https://news.sky.com/story/pair-hired-for-mans-broom-sexual-fantasy-turn-up-in-bedroom-at-wrong-address-with-machetes-11996365)
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Post by: Miamipuck on May 29, 2020, 09:36:31 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 29, 2020, 08:40:27 AM
Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes (https://news.sky.com/story/pair-hired-for-mans-broom-sexual-fantasy-turn-up-in-bedroom-at-wrong-address-with-machetes-11996365)

Where were you on the night of?
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Post by: CatoTheElder on May 29, 2020, 09:37:31 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 29, 2020, 08:40:27 AM
Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes (https://news.sky.com/story/pair-hired-for-mans-broom-sexual-fantasy-turn-up-in-bedroom-at-wrong-address-with-machetes-11996365)

I'm taking you posting this is a customer complaint.
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Post by: Badger on May 29, 2020, 10:50:25 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 29, 2020, 08:40:27 AM
Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes (https://news.sky.com/story/pair-hired-for-mans-broom-sexual-fantasy-turn-up-in-bedroom-at-wrong-address-with-machetes-11996365)
Tailgate 2020
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Post by: Johnny English on May 30, 2020, 01:30:36 PM: This is all kinds of awesome.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/gssiza/of_all_the_gas_stations_to_rob_you_had_to_pick/
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Post by: CatoTheElder on May 30, 2020, 02:59:59 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on May 30, 2020, 01:30:36 PM
This is all kinds of awesome.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/gssiza/of_all_the_gas_stations_to_rob_you_had_to_pick/

I saw this yesterday. This dude being a 5 time national (Sri Lankan) MMA champion is amazing. His submission move was kicking one of the assailants.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 04, 2020, 12:00:09 PM: https://twitter.com/hammerheadbat/status/1164176474959691776
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: insanity on June 04, 2020, 09:53:26 PM: https://www.instagram.com/p/CAbHAJ6DQ90/?hl=en
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Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2020, 09:08:17 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKDin3Nlwk
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Post by: reuben on July 23, 2020, 05:26:11 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/z7FhUK9.jpg)

Don't look up sounding.

Also judging by any given porn site, incest roleplay is way, way more popular than suggested here.
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Post by: Badger on July 23, 2020, 05:47:09 PM: Quote from: reuben on July 23, 2020, 05:26:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/z7FhUK9.jpg)

Don't look up sounding.

Also judging by any given porn site, incest roleplay is way, way more popular than suggested here.
Imagine not finding out what sounding is through a Yahoo search circa 2005
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Post by: Johnny English on July 23, 2020, 05:55:23 PM: Quote from: reuben on July 23, 2020, 05:26:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/z7FhUK9.jpg)

Don't look up sounding.

Also judging by any given porn site, incest roleplay is way, way more popular than suggested here.
Disappointed that wolfbagging didn't make it on there
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Post by: reuben on July 23, 2020, 07:15:22 PM: Quote from: Badger on July 23, 2020, 05:47:09 PM
Imagine not finding out what sounding is through a Yahoo search circa 2005

hahaha
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Post by: insanity on August 28, 2020, 01:39:05 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCAoMPKWIy0
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Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2020, 02:24:22 PM: Quote from: insanity on August 28, 2020, 01:39:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCAoMPKWIy0

That's actually Badger's preferred genre of music.
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Post by: Badger on August 28, 2020, 07:12:58 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 28, 2020, 02:24:22 PM
That's actually Badger's preferred genre of music.
Starting a grindcore band called Karen Decapitation
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Post by: CatoTheElder on August 31, 2020, 11:21:11 AM: https://twitter.com/SNunoPerez/status/1298787516158324738?s=19 (https://twitter.com/SNunoPerez/status/1298787516158324738?s=19)
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Post by: delavan on August 31, 2020, 01:02:05 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 31, 2020, 11:21:11 AM
https://twitter.com/SNunoPerez/status/1298787516158324738?s=19 (https://twitter.com/SNunoPerez/status/1298787516158324738?s=19)

Porker rocking the midriff - positive body image.
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Post by: d sw0rdz on August 31, 2020, 02:22:04 PM: i've known about the 'WAP' song and its meaning, but have never actually listened.

watching that video above, was actually shocked to find out that one of the lines in the song actually goes 'i do a kegel while it's inside' LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: Heismanberg on August 31, 2020, 02:23:23 PM: lmaoooo
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Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2020, 04:36:20 PM: https://www.foxla.com/news/fbi-investigating-pilots-report-of-guy-in-jetpack-flying-3000-feet-in-air-near-planes-at-lax
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Post by: CatoTheElder on September 01, 2020, 04:37:47 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 01, 2020, 04:36:20 PM
https://www.foxla.com/news/fbi-investigating-pilots-report-of-guy-in-jetpack-flying-3000-feet-in-air-near-planes-at-lax

Was he wearing a black suit? Was there a black helicopter near by?
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Post by: MBGreen on September 14, 2020, 02:58:58 PM: CNBC
@CNBC
· 5h
PepsiCo to launch drink to aid sleep as consumers struggle with stress https://cnb.cx/2FDW5aQ
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Post by: Johnny English on September 14, 2020, 03:39:37 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on September 14, 2020, 02:58:58 PM
CNBC
@CNBC
· 5h
PepsiCo to launch drink to aid sleep as consumers struggle with stress https://cnb.cx/2FDW5aQ

You mean like... beer?
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 25, 2020, 02:44:45 PM: https://twitter.com/1DJFirstClass/status/1309199413194223616?s=20
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Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2020, 08:51:05 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/Ga9ppmL.png)
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Post by: IATA on October 15, 2020, 02:38:35 PM: https://twitter.com/ssssssssscuseme/status/1316781811842928648
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Post by: CatoTheElder on October 20, 2020, 05:04:15 PM: Cancel all elections, she's in charge now.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45753455 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45753455)
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Post by: Libero_2 on October 20, 2020, 06:57:33 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on September 29, 2020, 08:51:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ga9ppmL.png)

That is some kind of creepy/disgusting/vile
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Post by: Johnny English on November 02, 2020, 02:52:51 PM: Not really sure where to put this, but it's really interesting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jmafy5/i_am_aubrey_cottle_aka_kirtaner_i_am_the_founder/
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Post by: Jumbo on November 02, 2020, 08:32:19 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 02, 2020, 02:52:51 PM
Not really sure where to put this, but it's really interesting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jmafy5/i_am_aubrey_cottle_aka_kirtaner_i_am_the_founder/

"the founder of Anonymous" lmao
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 10, 2020, 10:34:45 PM: https://youtu.be/ENN1UZl84gA (https://youtu.be/ENN1UZl84gA)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 11, 2020, 07:09:52 PM: So it looks like YouTube is down worldwide.

https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/11/21561764/youtube-down-outage-loading-videos (https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/11/21561764/youtube-down-outage-loading-videos)
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Post by: Badger on November 11, 2020, 09:58:03 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 11, 2020, 07:09:52 PM
So it looks like YouTube is down worldwide.

https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/11/21561764/youtube-down-outage-loading-videos (https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/11/21561764/youtube-down-outage-loading-videos)
I fixed it
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Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2020, 06:57:07 PM: https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/supermarket-worker-jailed-having-sex-19319964.amp

Would have gone in Horrifying but for this line:

Quote
Barbara Webster, prosecuting, said: “He did not like performing the act and said sorry to the chickens after.”
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Post by: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:08:27 PM: https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/2569869739952698 (https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/2569869739952698)

Dafuck is this
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Post by: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:14:41 PM: https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/1022261794893636 (https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/1022261794893636)

Oh boy, looks like I'm going down this rabbit hole.
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Post by: Badger on November 24, 2020, 05:23:23 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:08:27 PM
https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/2569869739952698 (https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/2569869739952698)

Dafuck is this
wow, I could buy so many Louis Vuitton bags with that
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Post by: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:23:40 PM: Oh my God there's so many

https://fb.watch/1ZjSoqE-cT/ (https://fb.watch/1ZjSoqE-cT/)
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Post by: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:25:06 PM: https://fb.watch/1ZjYkuR1vw/ (https://fb.watch/1ZjYkuR1vw/)

THIS STUPID CAKE
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 24, 2020, 05:36:54 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:08:27 PM
https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/2569869739952698 (https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/2569869739952698)

Dafuck is this

Yo freak off, that's a really important life lesson and I don't think it's appropriate for you to dismiss it and mock it like that.

Always be the last person to arrive.
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Post by: Badger on November 24, 2020, 05:38:50 PM: (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201124/29f4752312b167b3f1d11383cadc6455.jpg)
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Post by: d sw0rdz on November 24, 2020, 05:40:23 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:14:41 PM
https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/1022261794893636 (https://www.facebook.com/dharmannofficial/videos/1022261794893636)

Oh boy, looks like I'm going down this rabbit hole.

the wife in this vid isn't even 'fat', she's just a BBW and if anybody has an issue with her size it's likely because they don't have enough dick to satisfy her/them
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Post by: Badger on November 24, 2020, 05:49:23 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:23:40 PM
Oh my God there's so many

https://fb.watch/1ZjSoqE-cT/ (https://fb.watch/1ZjSoqE-cT/)
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201124/45c210f61f8e0c4ddbe56581326d4553.jpg)
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Post by: Badger on November 24, 2020, 05:56:04 PM: Quote from: reuben on November 24, 2020, 05:25:06 PM
https://fb.watch/1ZjYkuR1vw/ (https://fb.watch/1ZjYkuR1vw/)

THIS STUPID CAKE
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201124/4a075f1b936e615a2989882a17dcf75c.jpg)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 25, 2020, 12:09:38 AM: Quote from: Badger on November 24, 2020, 05:56:04 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201124/4a075f1b936e615a2989882a17dcf75c.jpg)

Who the freak hates lasagna with all there heart?

And why does this guy only own two shirts?
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Post by: d sw0rdz on November 25, 2020, 08:40:02 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 25, 2020, 12:09:38 AM
Who the freak hates lasagna with all there heart?

And why does this guy only own two shirts?

also, did you see the state of that lasagna?
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 25, 2020, 08:46:39 AM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on November 25, 2020, 08:40:02 AM
also, did you see the state of that lasagna?

It looked like someone took a plastic prop version of lasagna and put it in the microwave.
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 25, 2020, 03:46:00 PM: WTF? I want my 2 minutes back.
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Post by: delavan on November 25, 2020, 03:51:26 PM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on November 25, 2020, 08:40:02 AM
also, did you see the state of that lasagna?

looked like a saggy tuna tiramisu
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Post by: bojanglesman on November 28, 2020, 02:10:58 AM: Quote
NEW: 100s of court docs reveal McKinsey firm’s complicity w the Sackler family/Purdue Pharma’s “notorious plan to ‘turbocharge’ OxyContin sales at a time when opioid abuse had already killed hundreds of thousands of Americans” @pekingmike & @waltbogdanich
https://t.co/sIIdRRu0KH

Raw Story: McKinsey & Company advised Purdue Pharma to pay pharmacies when their customers overdosed on OxyContin: report.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/mckinsey-company-advised-purdue-pharma-to-pay-pharmacies-when-their-customers-overdosed-on-oxycontin-report/

Damn.
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Post by: Badger on November 28, 2020, 09:45:37 AM: The deep dives on Purdue Pharma and the Sackler family are must-reads.
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Post by: delavan on November 28, 2020, 10:06:28 PM: .... "weird news this" and "weird news that" amidst the stale and hardened political bitching, whining threads, etc., etc. to put this?

Google: "Nicholas Bros." and the (still racist?) American, North American, Canadaian, European, Asian, et al will bring to the fore lame-derriere Google responses i.e. Nicholas Cage (?)...and even actor Nicholas Brendan??..

..the following is Barry Sanders-meets-Eric Dickerson x10.. :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBb9hTyLjfM

On the other hand, Google: just the first name "Fred" (minus the accompanying 'Astaire') and rest assured you will come across very quickly the Fredster. Long story short: both genius; albeit unleveled playing field in terms of recognition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXlT8RXnPU

No proper categorization is required... : -)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2020, 07:17:06 AM: Quote from: delavan on November 28, 2020, 10:06:28 PM
.... "weird news this" and "weird news that" amidst the stale and hardened political bitching, whining threads, etc., etc. to put this?

Google: "Nicholas Bros." and the (still racist?) American, North American, Canadaian, European, Asian, et al will bring to the fore lame-derriere Google responses i.e. Nicholas Cage (?)...and even actor Nicholas Brendan??..

..the following is Barry Sanders-meets-Eric Dickerson x10.. :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBb9hTyLjfM

On the other hand, Google: just the first name "Fred" (minus the accompanying 'Astaire') and rest assured you will come across very quickly the Fredster. Long story short: both genius; albeit unleveled playing field in terms of recognition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXlT8RXnPU

No proper categorization is required... : -)

How high were you when you wrote this?
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Post by: ons on November 29, 2020, 03:01:44 PM: Quote from: delavan on November 28, 2020, 10:06:28 PM
.... "weird news this" and "weird news that" amidst the stale and hardened political bitching, whining threads, etc., etc. to put this?

Google: "Nicholas Bros." and the (still racist?) American, North American, Canadaian, European, Asian, et al will bring to the fore lame-derriere Google responses i.e. Nicholas Cage (?)...and even actor Nicholas Brendan??..

..the following is Barry Sanders-meets-Eric Dickerson x10.. :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBb9hTyLjfM

On the other hand, Google: just the first name "Fred" (minus the accompanying 'Astaire') and rest assured you will come across very quickly the Fredster. Long story short: both genius; albeit unleveled playing field in terms of recognition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXlT8RXnPU

No proper categorization is required... : -)

Oh fun, I can contribute miscellaneous facts somewhat related to this post.

Fred Astaire complimenting the Stormy Weathers dance scene was a pretty big deal at the time, he called that scene the greatest dance scene ever recorded on camera, iirc. I'm pretty sure it was the first all-black film ever to be released in Hollywood.

Hellzapoppin' with the most iconic lindy dance scene in history (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40IgBYVkKk) was released two years earlier, and more characteristic of the time - that was the only scene in the movie with black actors, and the scene wasn't included in a lot of theaters on release.

Youngest dancer in that scene, Norma Miller, was leading dance seminars up until a couple years ago, and just died last year. Both Nicholas brothers lived into the 2000s too, I believe.

But the craziest life story of any dancer from the 20s-40s is probably Josephine Baker - grew up as a street child and granddaughter of slaves in St. Louis, literally dancing on the street for money. Legally married when she was 13, divorced in less than a year. Married again when she was 15, shortly before moving to NYC to do vaudeville charleston dancing. Sailed to Paris when she was 19 where she got her "big break" as a dancer known for dancing topless/wearing banana peels (video findable on youtube, of course). Started hanging out with Hemingway, got painted by Picasso. Became a movie star and famous singer in Europe before WW2, got married for the third time to a French guy, became a French spy, gathering information about German troop movements and sending them to British allies while traveling around Europe and North Africa as a performer. Was awarded some of the highest honors in the French military after the war, adopted 11 kids, toured America in the early fifties and tried to desegregate every city she went to, eventually getting charged as a communist and kicked out of the country, although after becoming close friends with Grace Kelly. Came back to America for MLK's march on Washington, was the only female speaker the day of the I Have a Dream speech. Bought a castle, lost it, retired to a villa that Grace Kelly owned in Monaco, buried with full French military honors.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 29, 2020, 03:33:16 PM: Quote from: delavan on November 28, 2020, 10:06:28 PM
.... "weird news this" and "weird news that" amidst the stale and hardened political bitching, whining threads, etc., etc. to put this?

Google: "Nicholas Bros." and the (still racist?) American, North American, Canadaian, European, Asian, et al will bring to the fore lame-derriere Google responses i.e. Nicholas Cage (?)...and even actor Nicholas Brendan??..

..the following is Barry Sanders-meets-Eric Dickerson x10.. :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBb9hTyLjfM

On the other hand, Google: just the first name "Fred" (minus the accompanying 'Astaire') and rest assured you will come across very quickly the Fredster. Long story short: both genius; albeit unleveled playing field in terms of recognition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXlT8RXnPU

No proper categorization is required... : -)

Quote from: ons on November 29, 2020, 03:01:44 PM
Oh fun, I can contribute miscellaneous facts somewhat related to this post.

Fred Astaire complimenting the Stormy Weathers dance scene was a pretty big deal at the time, he called that scene the greatest dance scene ever recorded on camera, iirc. I'm pretty sure it was the first all-black film ever to be released in Hollywood.

Hellzapoppin' with the most iconic lindy dance scene in history (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40IgBYVkKk) was released two years earlier, and more characteristic of the time - that was the only scene in the movie with black actors, and the scene wasn't included in a lot of theaters on release.

Youngest dancer in that scene, Norma Miller, was leading dance seminars up until a couple years ago, and just died last year. Both Nicholas brothers lived into the 2000s too, I believe.

But the craziest life story of any dancer from the 20s-40s is probably Josephine Baker - grew up as a street child and granddaughter of slaves in St. Louis, literally dancing on the street for money. Legally married when she was 13, divorced in less than a year. Married again when she was 15, shortly before moving to NYC to do vaudeville charleston dancing. Sailed to Paris when she was 19 where she got her "big break" as a dancer known for dancing topless/wearing banana peels (video findable on youtube, of course). Started hanging out with Hemingway, got painted by Picasso. Became a movie star and famous singer in Europe before WW2, got married for the third time to a French guy, became a French spy, gathering information about German troop movements and sending them to British allies while traveling around Europe and North Africa as a performer. Was awarded some of the highest honors in the French military after the war, adopted 11 kids, toured America in the early fifties and tried to desegregate every city she went to, eventually getting charged as a communist and kicked out of the country, although after becoming close friends with Grace Kelly. Came back to America for MLK's march on Washington, was the only female speaker the day of the I Have a Dream speech. Bought a castle, lost it, retired to a villa that Grace Kelly owned in Monaco, buried with full French military honors.

not to be mean/offensive as it isn't intended, but just looking at the structure of these posts is making me chuckle, i don't know why. maybe it's a response/defense mechanism to that horrible loss.

at any rate, i know both posts probably have their little bits of gold but i'll get to actually reading them when i'm in a better state of mind. in the meantime it would still be funny seeing you two attempt to outdo yourselves with posts like these
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Post by: delavan on November 29, 2020, 09:37:55 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2020, 07:17:06 AM
How high were you when you wrote this?
Quite. I did appreciate the videos though - genius.
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Post by: reuben on December 08, 2020, 04:41:57 AM: https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/ (https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/)
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Post by: delavan on December 08, 2020, 09:03:55 AM: Quote from: reuben on December 08, 2020, 04:41:57 AM
https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/ (https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/)

Real undocumented aliens working at McDonald's on Mars.
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Post by: mj2sexay on December 08, 2020, 09:06:39 AM: Quote from: delavan on December 08, 2020, 09:03:55 AM
Real undocumented aliens working at McDonald's on Mars.

I for one welcome our McRib preparing overlords.
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Post by: delavan on December 08, 2020, 09:19:54 AM: Quote from: mj2sexay on December 08, 2020, 09:06:39 AM
I for one welcome our McRib preparing overlords.

"Would you like starchy tubers submerged in triglycerides with that?"
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Post by: CatoTheElder on December 10, 2020, 01:27:25 PM: Watch til the end.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/kafm5n/wait_for_it/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share (https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/kafm5n/wait_for_it/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 10, 2021, 07:34:45 AM: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/kuaemh/what_would_u_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/kuaemh/what_would_u_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2021, 09:56:25 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on January 10, 2021, 07:34:45 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/kuaemh/what_would_u_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/kuaemh/what_would_u_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210110/3f65b251713a7051abe428009d67c008.jpg)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 11, 2021, 10:19:44 PM: Watch this whole thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/kvfr4i/smoke_weed_everyda_wait_what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/kvfr4i/smoke_weed_everyda_wait_what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 13, 2021, 11:18:07 AM: (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210113/57f1423d72205d5006ad02b68964be49.jpg)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 20, 2021, 12:08:23 PM: https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1351739356764008453?s=19 (https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1351739356764008453?s=19)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 20, 2021, 12:15:14 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on January 20, 2021, 12:08:23 PM
https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1351739356764008453?s=19 (https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1351739356764008453?s=19)

Caveman Arbys
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Post by: delavan on February 03, 2021, 05:17:25 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw
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Post by: Jumbo on February 06, 2021, 04:08:47 PM: https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1358152465624035328
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 06, 2021, 05:17:52 PM: Welp...

https://nypost.com/2021/02/05/millionaire-forced-to-tear-down-illegal-70m-french-chateau/amp/ (https://nypost.com/2021/02/05/millionaire-forced-to-tear-down-illegal-70m-french-chateau/amp/)
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Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2021, 05:19:30 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 06, 2021, 05:17:52 PM
Welp...

https://nypost.com/2021/02/05/millionaire-forced-to-tear-down-illegal-70m-french-chateau/amp/ (https://nypost.com/2021/02/05/millionaire-forced-to-tear-down-illegal-70m-french-chateau/amp/)

Give me a minute and let me dig out my tiny violin.
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Post by: delavan on February 09, 2021, 03:23:01 PM: Sam should have footwork this precise

https://twitter.com/ActualidadRT/status/1358919035505762308
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Post by: delavan on February 09, 2021, 03:47:05 PM: : )

https://twitter.com/brianlabelle/status/1355248035505164289

https://twitter.com/brianlabelle/status/1355248035505164289/photo/1
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 10, 2021, 10:31:10 AM: Very NSFW. Hacked tourist information panel in Zurich playing exactly what you think people would hack it to play. (https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/lgri4h/this_official_city_of_zurich_switzerland_tourist/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 13, 2021, 05:15:17 PM: TIL Dahmer had groupies and they were all women.
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Post by: reuben on February 13, 2021, 07:05:55 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 13, 2021, 05:15:17 PM
TIL Dahmer had groupies and they were all women.

All serial killers do. Bitches be cray cray
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 13, 2021, 07:50:41 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 13, 2021, 07:05:55 PM
All serial killers do. Bitches be cray cray

Extra cray cray going after the gay serial killer. Prak "I can change him!" energy.
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Post by: Jumbo on February 13, 2021, 07:50:42 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 13, 2021, 07:05:55 PM
All serial killers do. Bitches be cray cray

Like 95% of women are into true crime in some shape or form
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Post by: Johnny English on February 18, 2021, 03:02:48 PM: The live footage of the Perseverance landing was really cool.
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 18, 2021, 03:31:21 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 18, 2021, 03:02:48 PM
The live footage of the Perseverance landing was really cool.

excrement, I missed it.
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Post by: Miamipuck on February 18, 2021, 04:15:17 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 13, 2021, 07:05:55 PM
All serial killers do. Bitches be cray cray

I thought that was common knowledge and it's not just serial killers.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 18, 2021, 04:22:20 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on February 18, 2021, 04:15:17 PM
I thought that was common knowledge and it's not just serial killers.

Again, that many women for a gay cannibal was not something I considered.
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Post by: Libero_2 on February 18, 2021, 05:05:50 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 18, 2021, 03:02:48 PM
The live footage of the Perseverance landing was really cool.

I also really enjoyed this
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Post by: delavan on February 18, 2021, 05:40:01 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 18, 2021, 03:02:48 PM
The live footage of the Perseverance landing was really cool.
Quote from: Libero_2 on February 18, 2021, 05:05:50 PM
I also really enjoyed this

pump the brakes: https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/10/26/1011214/five-biggest-effects-trump-us-space-program-nasa-moon/
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Post by: delavan on February 18, 2021, 05:42:16 PM: There's black ice....then there's 'don't go there'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_OLTV84J5Y
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Post by: Johnny English on February 18, 2021, 05:54:20 PM: Quote from: delavan on February 18, 2021, 05:40:01 PM
pump the brakes: https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/10/26/1011214/five-biggest-effects-trump-us-space-program-nasa-moon/

I have my issues with the commercialization of space, but I'm never going to criticize any President or administration for driving the space program as a whole forward. I've said before that I think that NASA and its achievements are the USA's shining glory, and any support for them and their mission is to be welcomed and applauded.
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Post by: delavan on February 22, 2021, 05:52:34 PM: Today, 1980, Lake Placid, NY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
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Post by: Johnny English on February 24, 2021, 08:42:28 AM: Really not sure where to put this. Not sure which is worse, that someone would think of it and put it into action or that so many people would actually want to buy it:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/devgru-p/mein-waifu-is-the-fuhrer-a-parody-visual-novel
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Post by: Badger on February 24, 2021, 12:08:04 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 24, 2021, 08:42:28 AM
Really not sure where to put this. Not sure which is worse, that someone would think of it and put it into action or that so many people would actually want to buy it:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/devgru-p/mein-waifu-is-the-fuhrer-a-parody-visual-novel
Shut up and take my money
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 02, 2021, 02:08:59 PM: https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/02/us/imperial-california-crash/index.html

Quote
Judy Cruz, the managing director of the Emergency Room Department at El Centro Regional Medical Center, said the vehicle had 28 occupants and that 15 had died.
One SUV, 28 passengers.
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2021, 02:42:41 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on March 02, 2021, 02:08:59 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/02/us/imperial-california-crash/index.html
One SUV, 28 passengers.

Smuggling people across the border
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Post by: delavan on March 02, 2021, 02:51:35 PM: but, but the cages!
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2021, 06:50:04 AM: https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article249693258.html

Pastor tells women to look pretty or husbands will stray in sermon to Missouri church

Quote
“Now look, I’m not saying every woman can be the epic — the epic – trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. I’m not saying that at all. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you’re a participation trophy,” Clark said as a photo of the former first lady appeared on screen. “I don’t know, but all I can say is not everybody looks like that. Amen! Not everybody looks like that. But you don’t need to look like a butch either.”

(https://cdn.christianpost.com/files/cache/image/14/17/141725_w_450_254.png)
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Post by: Badger on March 05, 2021, 07:27:00 AM: That picture is comedically perfect.
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2021, 08:06:52 AM: I'm definitely a participation trophy.
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Post by: delavan on March 05, 2021, 05:29:14 PM: Quote
“Now look, I’m not saying every woman can be the epic — the epic – trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. I’m not saying that at all. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you’re a participation trophy,” Clark said as a photo of the former first lady appeared on screen. “I don’t know, but all I can say is not everybody looks like that. Amen! Not everybody looks like that.

But you don’t need to look like a butch either.”

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Rosie_O%27Donnell_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/247px-Rosie_O%27Donnell_by_David_Shankbone.jpg)

Freakin beast looks like Steve Bannon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1PfIX-GQPk
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Post by: mj2sexay on March 05, 2021, 05:41:02 PM: Lol, that preachers material is more hilarious then anything that's ever been said by certain highly lauded "comics.'

Also, have Rosie O'Donnell and Mike Francesa ever been seen in the same room together?
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2021, 05:47:33 PM: Quote from: delavan on March 05, 2021, 05:29:14 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Rosie_O%27Donnell_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/247px-Rosie_O%27Donnell_by_David_Shankbone.jpg)
I'd take her in the 3rd round, shift her inside to gord.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2021, 09:59:03 AM: https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/11/22325054/beeple-christies-nft-sale-cost-everydays-69-million
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Post by: bojanglesman on March 15, 2021, 07:24:23 PM: Jonesey still got it.

https://twitter.com/mikewarburton/status/1371510636920836097?s=19
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Post by: Johnny English on March 24, 2021, 11:16:52 AM: Reddit drama hits new levels.

https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/mc4fyt/reddits_most_popular_subreddits_go_private_in/

Do not understand what corporate Reddit is thinking here.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2021, 11:07:27 AM: This is quite the headline.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-woman-who-bit-out-20304728
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Post by: Badger on April 01, 2021, 12:10:10 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2021, 11:07:27 AM
This is quite the headline.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-woman-who-bit-out-20304728
Aye, fook
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Post by: delavan on April 01, 2021, 02:08:23 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2021, 11:07:27 AM
This is quite the headline.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-woman-who-bit-out-20304728

Odds are he's now more intelligible.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2021, 02:15:09 PM: Quote from: delavan on April 01, 2021, 02:08:23 PM
Odds are he's now more intelligible.

I lol'ed, I admit. Actually I find the Edinburgh accent generally pretty pleasant and easy to follow, although I'm sure there are local variants that are less so. It's the Glaswegian accent that borders on the unintelligible at times.
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Post by: delavan on April 01, 2021, 05:13:54 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2021, 02:15:09 PM
I lol'ed, I admit. Actually I find the Edinburgh accent generally pretty pleasant and easy to follow, although I'm sure there are local variants that are less so. It's the Glaswegian accent that borders on the unintelligible at times.

Isn't Glasgow more rough 'n tumble, i.e. not prone to speaking the Queen's English? Also, isn't it the Gaelic-speaking hicks in the Highlands (Teuchters) that speak with marbles in their mouths?

http://www.scotranslate.com
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Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2021, 05:43:48 PM: Quote from: delavan on April 01, 2021, 05:13:54 PM
Isn't Glasgow more rough 'n tumble, i.e. not prone to speaking the Queen's English? Also, isn't it the Gaelic-speaking hicks in the Highlands (Teuchters) that speak with marbles in their mouths?

http://www.scotranslate.com

Like all major cities both Glasgow and Edinburgh have very nice parts and very rough parts, but I think it's fair to say that Glasgow's sketchiest parts are bigger and rougher than anything in Edinburgh. ScotlandJet could probably give you far more useful knowledge but he tends to only be around these parts during the season, I think.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2021, 07:25:25 AM: Time to raise the roof

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1382157220897562624?s=20
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Post by: Johnny English on April 14, 2021, 07:24:58 PM: Story takes an interesting turn at the end.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9470077/Teenager-18-hand-completely-severed-horrific-machete-attack.html#article-9470077
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Post by: Badger on April 14, 2021, 07:28:27 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 14, 2021, 07:24:58 PM
Story takes an interesting turn at the end.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9470077/Teenager-18-hand-completely-severed-horrific-machete-attack.html#article-9470077
Stanks
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Post by: IATA on April 14, 2021, 09:17:11 PM: his mom can help him out
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Post by: delavan on April 21, 2021, 05:53:42 PM: https://twitter.com/tappy1008/status/1384405655876943874
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Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2021, 08:09:31 PM: America, grow the freak up.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/gender-reveal-party-prompts-fears-092330692.html
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2021, 08:17:25 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 23, 2021, 08:09:31 PM
America, grow the freak up.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/gender-reveal-party-prompts-fears-092330692.html
GODDAMIT its a GIRLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2021, 08:19:59 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on April 23, 2021, 08:17:25 PM
GODDAMIT its a GIRLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210424/0b806da576413740f35397d6914eecba.gif)
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2021, 08:26:20 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2021, 08:19:59 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210424/0b806da576413740f35397d6914eecba.gif)
Yaasssss
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Post by: Libero_2 on April 23, 2021, 10:46:44 PM: Not sure where to put this, and I feel like this thread is as good as any.

I have said before a few times that I coach volleyball at the high school level. Well tonight our girls won states for the first time in school history. They capped off a 17-0 season in the midst of COVID by beating last years state champions. Hell of an accomplishment for those kids, and I am super proud of all of them for the way they fought like heck tonight as underdogs to come from behind late in the 5th set to win a state title.

Proud as you can possibly be.
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Post by: Badger on April 23, 2021, 11:01:55 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on April 23, 2021, 10:46:44 PM
Not sure where to put this, and I feel like this thread is as good as any.

I have said before a few times that I coach volleyball at the high school level. Well tonight our girls won states for the first time in school history. They capped off a 17-0 season in the midst of COVID by beating last years state champions. Hell of an accomplishment for those kids, and I am super proud of all of them for the way they fought like heck tonight as underdogs to come from behind late in the 5th set to win a state title.

Proud as you can possibly be.
Hell yeah, congrats dude.
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Post by: IATA on April 23, 2021, 11:02:40 PM: Dude that's freaking awesome. Congrats to you and your team, dude!
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Post by: reuben on April 23, 2021, 11:36:29 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on April 23, 2021, 10:46:44 PM
Not sure where to put this, and I feel like this thread is as good as any.

I have said before a few times that I coach volleyball at the high school level. Well tonight our girls won states for the first time in school history. They capped off a 17-0 season in the midst of COVID by beating last years state champions. Hell of an accomplishment for those kids, and I am super proud of all of them for the way they fought like heck tonight as underdogs to come from behind late in the 5th set to win a state title.

Proud as you can possibly be.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/dUYf5sSU3qVRCCZMSz/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
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Post by: MBGreen on April 24, 2021, 07:02:05 AM: Quote from: Libero_2 on April 23, 2021, 10:46:44 PM
Not sure where to put this, and I feel like this thread is as good as any.

I have said before a few times that I coach volleyball at the high school level. Well tonight our girls won states for the first time in school history. They capped off a 17-0 season in the midst of COVID by beating last years state champions. Hell of an accomplishment for those kids, and I am super proud of all of them for the way they fought like heck tonight as underdogs to come from behind late in the 5th set to win a state title.

Proud as you can possibly be.
Congratulations, coach!
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Post by: delavan on April 24, 2021, 03:44:18 PM: Quote from: Libero_2 on April 23, 2021, 10:46:44 PM
Not sure where to put this, and I feel like this thread is as good as any.

I have said before a few times that I coach volleyball at the high school level. Well tonight our girls
won states for the first time in school history.
They capped off a 17-0 season in the midst of COVID by beating last years state champions. Hell of an accomplishment for those kids, and I am super proud of all of them for the way they fought like heck tonight as underdogs to come from behind late in the 5th set to win a state title.

Proud as you can possibly be.

Man that's awesome - congratulations!
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Post by: Libero_2 on April 24, 2021, 04:04:56 PM: Thanks guys, this group is absurdly talented.

Last year they won districts (local level) for the first time in the schools history. This year they decided to top it by going undefeated. Winning districts, regionals (again a school first) and making the state tournament for the first time ever and then winning a title.

Still can’t quite believe it. I’m quoted in the Washington post for Christ’s sake. How the hell is this a real thing? Country bumpkin from upstate NY, man it’s been a wild and crazy ride. During COVID no less.
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Post by: delavan on May 01, 2021, 11:32:42 AM: Got a light?...

https://twitter.com/satria_society/status/1388119738811777028
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Post by: delavan on May 01, 2021, 07:02:52 PM: Just saw a snippet on NFLN featuring some white-haired dude who played for the 49'ers who had the nickname "Tiger" (Tiger Johnson).

Got me to thinking (i.e. Googling)..

Tiger Flowers (1895–1927), African-American middleweight boxing champion
Tiger Jack Fox (1907–1954), American light heavyweight boxer
Tiger Greene (born 1962), former National Football League player

Tiger Smalls (born 1969), former featherweight boxing champion
Tiger Williams (born 1954), Canadian former National Hockey League player--and noted GOON
Tiger Woods (born 1975), American golfer

William "Tiger" Dunlop (1792–1848), army and militia officer, surgeon, Canada Company official, author and politician
Tiger Haynes (1914–1994), American actor and musical performer
Tiger Onitsuka (born 1998), Japanese jazz drummer
Tiger Hutchence-Geldof (born Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily), (born 1996), only child of the late Michael Hutchence, youngest daughter of the late Paula Yates and adoptive daughter of Bob Geldof

Georges Clemenceau (1841–1929), French Prime Minister, known as "Le Tigre" ("The Tiger")
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Post by: Johnny English on May 03, 2021, 03:26:56 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n3hwgz/super_tired_of_my_bikes_getting_stolen/
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Post by: delavan on May 16, 2021, 08:23:23 PM: King Salman
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/King_Salman_2018.jpg/232px-King_Salman_2018.jpg)

King Salmon
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Chinook_salmon_fish.jpg/320px-Chinook_salmon_fish.jpg)
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Post by: delavan on May 27, 2021, 06:38:56 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DPEKVV7R9k

This is an honest (however stark) glimpse of the rough and tumble social landscape squirrels endure and it's only out of my love for them that I proffer this in an unvarnished fashion.
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Post by: delavan on May 27, 2021, 07:25:42 PM: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/05/27/antonio-brown-sued-by-marketing-firm/

https://nypost.com/2021/05/27/atlanta-mayoral-candidate-who-voted-to-defund-police-has-car-stolen/

https://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/MS384905/Antonio-Sanchez-Brown.html

https://13wham.com/news/local/florida-man-wanted-for-violent-assault-arrested-in-rochester

https://www.findlaw.com/family/marriage/how-to-legally-change-your-name.html
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Post by: reuben on June 06, 2021, 01:49:52 PM: https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1401324496796016645 (https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1401324496796016645)
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Post by: Badger on June 06, 2021, 04:51:18 PM: Quote from: reuben on June 06, 2021, 01:49:52 PM
https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1401324496796016645 (https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1401324496796016645)
Never gets old
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Post by: Johnny English on June 13, 2021, 04:12:56 PM: https://www.gif-vif.com/This-dude-is-living-in-future
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Post by: reuben on June 17, 2021, 04:41:56 PM: Wait for it

https://i.imgur.com/QeE5Y4C.gifv (https://i.imgur.com/QeE5Y4C.gifv)
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Post by: MBGreen on June 24, 2021, 10:00:47 AM: https://www.winnipegsun.com/entertainment/celebrity/salma-hayek-my-boobs-grow-a-lot

thank you God
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 12:56:07 PM: Cancel culture strikes again.

https://pitchfork.com/news/winston-marshall-officially-leaves-mumford-and-sons-after-controversially-praising-right-wing-book-regrets-previous-apology/

If they could just go ahead and cancel the rest of that hideous band as well that would be great.
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Post by: mj2sexay on June 24, 2021, 01:04:37 PM: The far right views of Ngo?

Yes Andy Ngo, the gay, atheist, pro-choice, anti-death penalty far-right dynamo.
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 01:11:58 PM: Quote from: mj2sexay on June 24, 2021, 01:04:37 PM
The far right views of Ngo?

Yes Andy Ngo, the gay, atheist, pro-choice, anti-death penalty far-right dynamo.

You appear to have missed my point.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on June 24, 2021, 01:14:26 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 01:11:58 PM
You appear to have missed my point.

Actually, you both did......Salma Hayak's funbags are getting bigger.
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Post by: mj2sexay on June 24, 2021, 01:15:51 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 01:11:58 PM
You appear to have missed my point.

I did. And we're in agreement! ;D Mumford and Sons is absolute dreck.

Quote from: MBGreen on June 24, 2021, 01:14:26 PM
Actually, you both did......Salma Hayak's funbags are getting bigger.

Praise be
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Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 01:19:40 PM: Quote from: mj2sexay on June 24, 2021, 01:15:51 PM
I did. And we're in agreement! ;D Mumford and Sons is absolute dreck.

They can cancel them for worshipping at the altar of AOC for all I care, just make them go the freak away.
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Post by: mj2sexay on June 24, 2021, 01:45:18 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 01:19:40 PM
They can cancel them for worshipping at the altar of AOC for all I care, just make them go the freak away.

It's unbelievable that the people I'd like to see "canceled" for being just unmitigated douchebags even if the fall on "my side of the aisle" (looking at you Ted Nugent) continue to plod along in the public eye.
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Post by: delavan on June 25, 2021, 07:52:03 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 24, 2021, 01:14:26 PM
Actually, you both did......Salma Hayak's funbags are getting bigger.

Yes, they both did. And did Selma's fun bags grow? Yes, they both did.
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Post by: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 07:59:43 AM: Quote from: delavan on June 25, 2021, 07:52:03 AM
Yes, they both did. And did Selma's fun bags grow? Yes, they both did.

I purchased retirement property in her cleavage.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:02:27 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 07:59:43 AM
I purchased retirement property in her cleavage.

Bad investment. You want that to be a short-term rental, otherwise once gravity makes her megatits sag to the ground in 10 years or so, you'll basically have invested in a timeshare.
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Post by: delavan on June 25, 2021, 08:05:55 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 07:59:43 AM
I purchased retirement property in her cleavage.
Location, location, location. Nice nest egg to nestle in. Way to go global. : )

Bo, there will always be some rube willing to take it off MB's hands if just for the Selma cachet value.
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:10:50 AM: Quote from: delavan on June 25, 2021, 08:05:55 AM
Location, location, location. Nice nest egg to nestle in. Way to go global. : )

Bo, there will always be some rube willing to take it off MB's hands if just for the Selma cachet value.

MB is the rube.
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Post by: delavan on June 25, 2021, 08:11:30 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on June 24, 2021, 12:56:07 PM
Cancel culture strikes again.

https://pitchfork.com/news/winston-marshall-officially-leaves-mumford-and-sons-after-controversially-praising-right-wing-book-regrets-previous-apology/

If they could just go ahead and cancel the rest of that hideous band as well that would be great.
Fwiw, in the who gives a freak dept., the opening melody line is a complete rip off of David Grey's 'Babylon'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E
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Post by: delavan on June 25, 2021, 08:14:00 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:10:50 AM
MB is the rube.

The rube with the lube

Salma's cans at Cannes
https://tenor.com/view/salma-hayek-cannes-gif-18970755
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 08:14:54 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:02:27 AM
Bad investment. You want that to be a short-term rental, otherwise once gravity makes her megatits sag to the ground in 10 years or so, you'll basically have invested in a timeshare.

I refuse to let you ruin this for me. Her funbags are holy ground.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 08:15:56 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:10:50 AM
MB is the rube.

I'm fine with this
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Post by: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:21:05 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 08:14:54 AM
I refuse to let you ruin this for me. Her funbags are holy ground.

A false statement in 10 years. She'll be Pelosi. Enjoy the titty hammock before it touches the ground.
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Post by: MBGreen on June 25, 2021, 08:54:05 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on June 25, 2021, 08:21:05 AM
A false statement in 10 years. She'll be Pelosi. Enjoy the titty hammock before it touches the ground.

George Floyd died for Pelosi's tit job.
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Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2021, 06:32:05 PM: https://www.huffp.st/yScjJK6
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 06, 2021, 07:21:32 PM: Well, they saw him.
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Post by: delavan on July 09, 2021, 05:54:35 PM: This national spelling bee wiz kid's also a wiggle wizard who can 'put 'em on skates' as well - she's awesome

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/07/09/zaila-avant-garde-spelling-bee-basketball-highlights
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Post by: d sw0rdz on July 09, 2021, 10:54:18 PM: Quote from: delavan on July 09, 2021, 05:54:35 PM
This national spelling bee wiz kid's also a wiggle wizard who can 'put 'em on skates' as well - she's awesome

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/07/09/zaila-avant-garde-spelling-bee-basketball-highlights

she is amazing

i am very jealous of her

obviously brilliant and will/should be able to do anything she wants to in life academically, but to top this all off she has serious ball skills. you will always have those types that are strong all around in terms of athletics and academics, but to be good to this level in both arenas is.....not normal
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 23, 2021, 10:48:35 AM: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated
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Post by: reuben on July 23, 2021, 04:18:49 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on July 23, 2021, 10:48:35 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated

Quote
Right-handed man in Germany had a life-threatening stroke while masturbating

As a lefty, I am relieved.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 16, 2021, 01:39:40 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/dvg41v/busdriver_kicks_a_kid_out_of_the_bus_wait_for_it/
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Post by: d sw0rdz on October 16, 2021, 06:45:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on October 16, 2021, 01:39:40 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/dvg41v/busdriver_kicks_a_kid_out_of_the_bus_wait_for_it/

this belongs in the nyc thread, and it's one of the GOAT pre-pandemic videos from 2019
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Post by: CatoTheElder on October 16, 2021, 09:38:58 PM: Also super staged.
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Post by: reuben on October 20, 2021, 03:28:04 PM: (https://i.redd.it/ifpi3s29gmu71.jpg)

Kanye West, meeting with Michael Cohen.
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Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 05:21:40 PM: Next time people start turning up dismembered in NYC, you know where to start looking for the culprit.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/02/video-tour-one-bedroom-rental-for-1000-per-month-in-bronx-new-york.html
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Post by: mj2sexay on November 03, 2021, 05:30:35 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 05:21:40 PM
Next time people start turning up dismembered in NYC, you know where to start looking for the culprit.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/11/02/video-tour-one-bedroom-rental-for-1000-per-month-in-bronx-new-york.html

LOL lady, you will die alone!
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Post by: Badger on November 03, 2021, 05:47:22 PM: Quote from: mj2sexay on November 03, 2021, 05:30:35 PM
LOL lady, you will die alone!
Maybe she'll meet a guy with 2,600 Funko Pops. They'd have to get a 2BR though.
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Post by: delavan on November 03, 2021, 07:46:10 PM: Quote from: mj2sexay on November 03, 2021, 05:30:35 PM
LOL lady, you will die alone!

In that kaleidoscopic setting? .....a tab of window pane...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/38LlgUotzN5AI/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2021, 09:39:23 AM: I hadn't realised what an absolute queynte Dave Portnoy is.

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.businessinsider.com/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-sex-choking-violent-stoolies
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Post by: delavan on November 05, 2021, 01:27:29 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 05, 2021, 09:39:23 AM
I hadn't realised what an absolute queynte Dave Portnoy is.

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.businessinsider.com/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-sex-choking-violent-stoolies

^ From the story: "He sent her graphic videos of other women he'd slept with, "

What self-respecting slut with 2 brain cells would even give this greaseball the time of day?
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Post by: Badger on November 05, 2021, 01:47:35 PM: Quote from: delavan on November 05, 2021, 01:27:29 PM
self-respecting

Well here's your problem
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Post by: delavan on November 06, 2021, 03:57:14 PM: FYI fwiw

https://www.businessinsider.com/study-whales-eat-thought-crucial-environment-2021-11?amp
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Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2021, 04:43:07 PM: This is a weird, dark rabbit hole to spend a few minutes diving down.

https://twitter.com/jarjarfan69/status/1460260728607236097?s=21

Although the idea of bronies and furries being mortal enemies is entertaining.
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Post by: Badger on November 15, 2021, 05:20:01 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on November 15, 2021, 04:43:07 PM
This is a weird, dark rabbit hole to spend a few minutes diving down.

https://twitter.com/jarjarfan69/status/1460260728607236097?s=21

Although the idea of bronies and furries being mortal enemies is entertaining.
Average person who thinks wokeness is a serious problem:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211115/43cfe193863a007f49ff63d7102aac11.jpg)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on November 15, 2021, 08:41:14 PM: I'm laughing way too hard at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E77R0e5bzIs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E77R0e5bzIs)
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Post by: delavan on November 23, 2021, 11:06:55 PM: Liftoff in 0:25 minutes

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/23/science/nasa-dart-launch-asteroid.html

https://weather.com/science/space/video/nasa-to-launch-mission-to-crash-spacecraft-into-asteroid
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Post by: insanity on November 24, 2021, 07:21:13 AM: Quote from: delavan on November 23, 2021, 11:06:55 PM
Liftoff in 0:25 minutes

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/23/science/nasa-dart-launch-asteroid.html

https://weather.com/science/space/video/nasa-to-launch-mission-to-crash-spacecraft-into-asteroid
I can't wait to hear all of the the conspiracies from the freethinkers on this one.
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Post by: Badger on November 24, 2021, 07:43:51 AM: Quote from: insanity on November 24, 2021, 07:21:13 AM
I can't wait to hear all of the the conspiracies from the freethinkers on this one.
Wait for it... Jewish Space Rocks
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Post by: delavan on December 01, 2021, 07:03:15 AM: duck

https://nypost.com/2021/11/30/concerning-asteroid-will-break-into-earths-orbit-in-a-week-nasa/amp/
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 01, 2021, 07:22:10 AM: Quote from: delavan on December 01, 2021, 07:03:15 AM
duck

https://nypost.com/2021/11/30/concerning-asteroid-will-break-into-earths-orbit-in-a-week-nasa/amp/
They love to put out these clickbait asteroid stories when they ultimately say that it is zero risk.
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Post by: delavan on December 01, 2021, 07:45:32 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on December 01, 2021, 07:22:10 AM
They love to put out these clickbait asteroid stories when they ultimately say that it is zero risk.
On the face of it 2 mil miles away looks like a big miss but NASA categorizing anything within 4.6 mil miles as “potentially hazardous?” Judges?..I’ll allow it trending on my phone this a.m. What did catch my eye in the story was the item about NASA looking to build a nuclear power station on the moon within the decade. Imagine a lunar Chernobyl - melted blue cheese blasted to smithereens
https://fredericksburg.com/wirelifestyle/is-the-moon-made-of-cheese/article_faa538a8-4432-5f14-8a45-0ccfd1d7ed49.html
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Post by: delavan on December 03, 2021, 01:34:09 PM: (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Hahn_Cock_2013_%2814385633033%29.jpg/512px-Hahn_Cock_2013_%2814385633033%29.jpg)
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Post by: insanity on December 03, 2021, 03:41:25 PM: For my canadian brethren

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r83y5y/the_average_canadians_morning_routine/
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Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2021, 04:48:13 PM: https://www.theregister.com/2021/12/17/dutch_nuclear_authority_bans_anti5g/
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Post by: delavan on December 18, 2021, 08:26:24 PM: https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/18/spanish-researchers-claim-to-have-found-lost-ancient-building-dedicated-to-hercules
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Post by: Johnny English on December 28, 2021, 11:31:35 AM: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-59810383
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2022, 09:49:41 AM: https://twitter.com/TSNSteve/status/1478027405885427713?t=cmU1oRdOTODOCQ_pf1LD1g&s=19

I can't imagine this is anything but someone freaking around with the Twitter account, but I'm here for it.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2022, 08:29:32 AM: This is a fun headline.

https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1478497533840166913?s=20 (https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1478497533840166913?s=20)
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Post by: Badger on January 05, 2022, 03:02:22 PM: wat
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Post by: Badger on January 05, 2022, 03:03:03 PM: TBH I'm disappointed that the members of the forum whipped into watching that show didn't inform us of this immediately.
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Post by: reuben on January 05, 2022, 03:25:11 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2022, 08:29:32 AM
This is a fun headline.

https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1478497533840166913?s=20 (https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/1478497533840166913?s=20)

If she needs a ghost farter, I can offer a reasonable piece-rate.
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Post by: Badger on January 08, 2022, 09:12:02 AM: Is anyone else playing Wordle?
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Post by: MBGreen on January 08, 2022, 09:12:37 AM: Quote from: Badger on January 08, 2022, 09:12:02 AM
Is anyone else playing Wordle?
I looked at it briefly
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 08, 2022, 09:19:14 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 08, 2022, 09:12:37 AM
I looked at it briefly
(https://c.tenor.com/UsEL0CtIGKwAAAAM/trash-computer.gif)
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 08, 2022, 11:30:08 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on January 08, 2022, 09:12:37 AM
I looked at it briefly

Was someone talking about fashion in the first 2 minutes?
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Post by: Heismanberg on January 08, 2022, 02:30:42 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 08, 2022, 09:12:02 AM
Is anyone else playing Wordle?

Yes, I compete against my pizza every morning before work.

She is currently in the lead by one attempt. I’m losing sleep over this.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2022, 02:33:46 PM: I wondered what this was, a friend of mine posts about it on FB every day. I just looked at it, did today's puzzle in four goes.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on January 08, 2022, 02:54:59 PM: Quote from: Badger on January 08, 2022, 09:19:14 AM
(https://c.tenor.com/UsEL0CtIGKwAAAAM/trash-computer.gif)
Haha

Just haven't had time to give it a go yet
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2022, 10:06:02 PM: Ambien story rabbit hole

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/rzyn80/what_is_an_addiction_that_the_world_is_just_ok/hryhoe7
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2022, 08:01:30 PM: Being a neo-Nazi sounds not fun at all. Like a cross between working in a call center and a excrement sports team.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dg5gn/patriot-front-leaked-chats-porn-habits
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on February 08, 2022, 04:05:22 PM: https://twitter.com/THR/status/1491124963973160964?t=FVXlWoRtV6TeTvP7ZlfxYg&s=19

https://twitter.com/2020Kovid/status/1491139568485408770?t=C82fd72kRaZ1KhuDUL-WnQ&s=19
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2022, 04:05:44 PM: Gritty Gumby reboot
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2022, 12:33:32 PM: TIL that Sol Wachtler, the justice who coined the phrase "a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich if that's what you wanted", was himself subsequently indicted by a grand jury for extortion and subsequently convicted.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2022, 01:13:45 PM: Giant spiders will be dropping from the sky shortly. Georgia is the primary area of offense but Cato may be in the fallout zone.

https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 09, 2022, 01:30:40 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on March 09, 2022, 01:13:45 PM
Giant spiders will be dropping from the sky shortly. Georgia is the primary area of offense but Cato may be in the fallout zone.

https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may

This will get me to kill myself. I freaking hate spiders.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2022, 01:47:57 PM: Maybe they'll eat all the spotted lanternflies. Then next year we can bring in a slightly larger predator to eat all the Joro spiders.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 09, 2022, 02:49:49 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 09, 2022, 01:47:57 PM
Maybe they'll eat all the spotted lanternflies. Then next year we can bring in a slightly larger predator to eat all the Joro spiders.

And by then it'll be winter and the slightly larger predators can freeze to death.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2022, 05:52:02 PM: At a charity auction, found this up for bid. Autographed. Apparently he went to the local high school. $150 min bid. Hard pass.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220312/90e4bbe7526af2765785529f9167a92e.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2022, 06:29:49 PM: excrement's up to $265. Lol.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2022, 07:43:44 PM: I won an Al Kaline autographed baseball.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on April 15, 2022, 09:01:49 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on March 12, 2022, 07:43:44 PM
I won an Al Kaline autographed baseball.
^^^ that's actually pretty cool

APRIL 15 - on this date:

1947: At age 28, Jackie Robinson becomes the first African American in Major League Baseball, officially breaking the color barrier in the sport.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Jackie_Robinson%2C_Brooklyn_Dodgers%2C_1954.jpg/187px-Jackie_Robinson%2C_Brooklyn_Dodgers%2C_1954.jpg)

1923: The first sound films shown to a paying audiences are exhibited at the Rialto Theater in New York City.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Rialto_lobby_-_Cat_People_premiere.jpg/629px-Rialto_lobby_-_Cat_People_premiere.jpg)

1912: With her band playing on the deck, the ocean liner Titanic sinks at 2:27 a.m. in the North Atlantic.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/TheTimesDispatch-Titanic-1912-4-16.jpg/379px-TheTimesDispatch-Titanic-1912-4-16.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Titanic_newsboy.jpg/569px-Titanic_newsboy.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Wreck_and_sinking_of_the_Titanic_-_the_ocean%27s_greatest_disaster_-_a_graphic_and_thrilling_account_of_the_sinking_of_the_greatest_floating_palace_ever_built%2C_carrying_down_to_watery_graves_more_than_%2814593187138%29.jpg/640px-thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on April 24, 2022, 09:54:47 AM: https://youtu.be/47TpG2p4cCI (https://youtu.be/47TpG2p4cCI)

No wrong way to touch some grass
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on April 25, 2022, 07:53:17 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ubwjys/amber_heards_lawyer_objecting_to_his_own_question/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ubwjys/amber_heards_lawyer_objecting_to_his_own_question/)

If they make a movie out of this excrement, Nathan Fielder should play this guy.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on May 01, 2022, 08:55:46 PM: because he could....'n 2x 2 boot

https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1520838295952969730
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 01, 2022, 10:46:32 PM: Quote from: reuben on April 25, 2022, 07:53:17 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ubwjys/amber_heards_lawyer_objecting_to_his_own_question/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ubwjys/amber_heards_lawyer_objecting_to_his_own_question/)

If they make a movie out of this excrement, Nathan Fielder should play this guy.

I think Jim Cummings would do a great job here.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2022, 10:51:28 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on May 01, 2022, 10:46:32 PM
I think Jim Cummings would do a great job here.

or Nathan Fielder
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 01, 2022, 10:54:42 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 01, 2022, 10:51:28 PM
or Nathan Fielder

Or Jim Cummings.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on May 03, 2022, 06:25:59 PM: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the
teller. He can see from her nameplate that
her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to
take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks
his name. The frog says his name is Kermit
Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the
loan with some collateral.
The frog says,
"Sure. I have this."
and
produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an
inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have
to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,
"There's a
frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her and
says,
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give
the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling
Stone."

*the proverbial ‘I’ll let myself out’ * …
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on May 25, 2022, 02:19:37 PM: https://twitter.com/hoodfamoustv_/status/1528840838092038151?s=21&t=bI0CU-4nnuLkiXh4QMJRHw

what u lookin at
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: insanity on May 25, 2022, 08:34:19 PM: Quote from: delavan on May 03, 2022, 06:25:59 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the
teller. He can see from her nameplate that
her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to
take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks
his name. The frog says his name is Kermit
Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the
loan with some collateral.
The frog says,
"Sure. I have this."
and
produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an
inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have
to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,
"There's a
frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her and
says,
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give
the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling
Stone."

*the proverbial ‘I’ll let myself out’ * …
Isn't thay from norm macdonald
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on May 26, 2022, 07:47:13 AM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 25, 2022, 02:19:37 PM
https://twitter.com/hoodfamoustv_/status/1528840838092038151?s=21&t=bI0CU-4nnuLkiXh4QMJRHw

what u lookin at

https://twitter.com/OfficialJJ8A/status/1529364811896586240?s=20&t=FdzxDAtiytRQI8Gm-V6qmQ
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on May 26, 2022, 10:51:07 AM: Quote from: insanity on May 25, 2022, 08:34:19 PM
Isn't thay from norm macdonald
yessir, good call...the late, great screwball norm macD
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on May 26, 2022, 10:53:24 AM: Quote from: delavan on May 26, 2022, 10:51:07 AM
yessir, good call...the late, great, Canadian screwball norm macD

FYP
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on May 26, 2022, 11:19:27 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 26, 2022, 10:53:24 AM
FYP

"Cheers.....eh?"

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Cheers%21_%283162940696%29.jpg/320px-Cheers%21_%283162940696%29.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Bottles_of_Canadian_Club_Whisky.JPG)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on June 01, 2022, 08:55:21 AM: https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1531957244279021568?s=20&t=ClqDGo-W7CDzkHnWxWaFRQ

people are stupid
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on June 01, 2022, 04:14:49 PM: #billsmafia.hit
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on June 01, 2022, 05:16:39 PM: @delavan: it does not pass muster. It's not that we're prudes, it's the terms of the hosting provider whose servers JO resides upon. Nudity not allowed.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on June 11, 2022, 08:45:53 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/THvAoLB.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Gorilla on June 11, 2022, 11:28:17 AM: Quote from: reuben on June 11, 2022, 08:45:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/THvAoLB.gif)

Lolol amazing.
Classic Gene Parmesan!
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on June 29, 2022, 11:35:10 AM: Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
‘Til you find your dream

https://www.outkick.com/madison-novo-wins-2022-miss-hooters-international-pageant-dreams-have-become-a-total-reality/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 30, 2022, 10:08:56 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkPx0gk6LE

this will forever be my favorite stand-up
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on July 14, 2022, 02:56:56 PM: https://www.newsflare.com/video/504398/mystery-ghost-ship-runs-aground-with-no-crew-onboard-in-cambodia
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2022, 07:35:04 PM: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bobby-east-death_n_62d2edbce4b008a2d03a8470

https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/07/16/anaheim-police-shoot-at-westminster-homicide-suspect/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 02, 2022, 06:25:39 AM: Change 'spaz' to razzmatazz 'n' ableism to able jism

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/beyonce-changes-lyrics-renaissance-song-criticism-ableism-rcna40915
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 02, 2022, 06:31:40 AM: Canadian candy company offering a position paying 100k - job description includes confectionery testing

https://candyfunhouse.ca/pages/careers
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 02, 2022, 06:40:04 AM: "wAkE uP!"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/NCZQhdPbCNmwM/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 07, 2022, 02:37:42 PM: vol. up

https://www.facebook.com/bill.flick1/posts/pfbid0NRoHNwD7d8iK2Y2hyCnp8L6SatxXfkpCSBo5SRByaBU7tVB3bECeYhbBcFZUauA2l
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2022, 05:07:47 PM: Apparently in inadvertently turning over the entire contents of Alex Jones' phone to the Sandy Hook lawyer, Jones's lawyer has also brought to light the massively amusing knowledge that Jones sent nude pictures of his own wife to Rogers Stone. That sounds like a story that could only be made up a random headline generator.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 27, 2022, 03:51:22 PM: Graniteification

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/39453/20220819/monkeys-indonesia-use-stones-self-directed-tool-assisted-sexual-stimulation.htm
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2022, 03:56:32 PM: Quote from: delavan on August 27, 2022, 03:51:22 PM
Graniteification

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/39453/20220819/monkeys-indonesia-use-stones-self-directed-tool-assisted-sexual-stimulation.htm
I fucked on top of a boulder once, does that count?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 29, 2022, 11:13:47 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 29, 2022, 03:56:32 PM
I fucked on top of a boulder once, does that count?
Sure does.
I once fucked a UC coed in Boulder and in the words of Marv Albert “yes, and it counts!”
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on September 04, 2022, 10:56:20 AM: Child Protective Services 👶 🔨 - actually not the horror show it would appear to be

https://viralhog.com/v?t=9ce4n070dg

.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on September 27, 2022, 02:52:17 PM: Didn't really know where to put this.

https://abc7ny.com/man-urinates-on-grave-ex-wifes-tombstone-desecration-orangetown/12268571/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on September 30, 2022, 01:33:51 PM: https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1575723910280400898
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on October 05, 2022, 07:13:19 AM: Yes Virginia, there is a French pro basketball plsyer named Ho You Fat

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steeve_Ho_You_Fat
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 12, 2022, 01:11:20 PM: This is pretty cool

https://twitter.com/H_Grove/status/1580221954891472897?t=xC1DqaTIuelQIzgnvDgpRw&s=19 (https://twitter.com/H_Grove/status/1580221954891472897?t=xC1DqaTIuelQIzgnvDgpRw&s=19)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2022, 02:04:25 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on October 12, 2022, 01:11:20 PM
This is pretty cool

https://twitter.com/H_Grove/status/1580221954891472897?t=xC1DqaTIuelQIzgnvDgpRw&s=19 (https://twitter.com/H_Grove/status/1580221954891472897?t=xC1DqaTIuelQIzgnvDgpRw&s=19)

Davante Adams might be a bit less willing to push him around.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on October 13, 2022, 05:16:05 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 09, 2022, 05:07:47 PM
Apparently in inadvertently turning over the entire contents of Alex Jones' phone to the Sandy Hook lawyer, Jones's lawyer has also brought to light the massively amusing knowledge that Jones sent nude pictures of his own wife to Rogers Stone. That sounds like a story that could only be made up a random headline generator.
*update*

....make it out to 'Sandy Hook Victims Families' for $965,000,000. Oh and thanks you unconscionable pig.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: steves850 on October 27, 2022, 08:46:04 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/FWpHhDS.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2022, 09:48:38 AM: ^ he's still a gay fish.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on November 03, 2022, 01:59:40 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on October 27, 2022, 09:48:38 AM
^ he's still a gay fish.
^ dolphin sauce
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2022, 03:05:14 PM: https://v.redd.it/wpfgfayrwfy91
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 27, 2022, 05:01:16 PM: Science can be funny while being accurate (https://bigthink.com/the-future/parachute-study/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on November 27, 2022, 05:20:04 PM: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Books-A-Million_in_Cuyahoga_Falls%2C_Ohio.jpg/320px-Books-A-Million_in_Cuyahoga_Falls%2C_Ohio.jpg
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2022, 08:12:58 AM: https://www.vice.com/en/article/epz7ke/thailand-buddhist-monks-drug-test-meth
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on December 04, 2022, 09:13:05 AM: Very normal behaviour.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zc5s3e?is_gallery=true
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on December 04, 2022, 09:27:10 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 04, 2022, 09:13:05 AM
Very normal behaviour.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zc5s3e?is_gallery=true
From that same interesting 'whitepeopletwitter' account , a tender exchange : )

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zc7giu/wise/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 04, 2022, 10:12:57 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 04, 2022, 09:13:05 AM
Very normal behaviour.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zc5s3e?is_gallery=true

Yeah so that's terrorism.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2022, 10:37:31 AM: We need another migrant caravan or something to distract these people from trying to kill the queers.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on December 04, 2022, 11:33:41 AM: Quote from: Badger on December 04, 2022, 10:37:31 AM
We need another migrant caravan or something to distract these people from trying to kill the queers.
edit:

an ominous new trend

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/03/nyregion/gay-men-roofie-attacks-deaths.amp.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on December 07, 2022, 05:46:05 PM: December 7 - on this date in infamy

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Attack_on_Pearl_Harbor.jpg/298px-Attack_on_Pearl_Harbor.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2022, 09:07:51 AM: Not sure exactly where this would go but the NYT staff walked out at midnight this morning.

freak Wordle and the crossword puzzle until the new contract is signed.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2022, 09:12:35 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2022, 09:07:51 AM
Not sure exactly where this would go but the NYT staff walked out at midnight this morning.

freak Wordle and the crossword puzzle until the new contract is signed.

And break my streak?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2022, 09:13:36 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 08, 2022, 09:12:35 AM
And break my streak?

Is your streak worth a sign handle to the face?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2022, 09:16:32 AM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2022, 09:13:36 AM
Is your streak worth a sign handle to the face?

Fairly sure they're not picketing anywhere near Ontario so I'll take that chance.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2022, 10:03:21 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 08, 2022, 09:16:32 AM
Fairly sure they're not picketing anywhere near Ontario so I'll take that chance.

Ian Austen inbound.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on December 21, 2022, 05:35:15 AM: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/investigations/face-recognition-tech-gets-girl-scout-mom-booted-from-rockettes-show-due-to-her-employer/4004677/?amp=1

https://youtu.be/m8LbJfC0SYM
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Post by: delavan on December 21, 2022, 07:52:57 AM: Dude

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/12/19/dominican-coffee-entrepreneur-lives-on-25000-dollars-a-year-near-nyc.html
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Post by: Badger on December 21, 2022, 08:10:42 AM: Quote from: delavan on December 21, 2022, 07:52:57 AM
Dude

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/12/19/dominican-coffee-entrepreneur-lives-on-25000-dollars-a-year-near-nyc.html
Love these stupid articles

Quote
Carvajal recently signed a new apartment lease that came with a rent discount, so he didn't have to make a payment in the month of November. After the discount period, he and his girlfriend will split their rent and utilities down the middle and pay $1,500 each.

Carvajal qualifies for free health insurance through Medicaid and writes off his phone bill and car payments as business expenses under an LLC.

I have to admit it's a refreshing change to the usual "they received a small loan of $1M from their parents."
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 21, 2022, 08:42:58 AM: Convenient they picked the one month he didn't pay rent to show his budget. This dude isn't living off $25k.

But good on him for using the system to his advantage. Can't blame him.
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Post by: Johnny English on December 21, 2022, 12:54:43 PM: Was going to put this in the Canada thread but honestly this could have been anywhere.

https://london.ctvnews.ca/man-arrested-after-attempting-to-fight-tree-police-1.6203231
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on December 21, 2022, 01:30:03 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 21, 2022, 12:54:43 PM
Was going to put this in the Canada thread but honestly this could have been anywhere.

https://london.ctvnews.ca/man-arrested-after-attempting-to-fight-tree-police-1.6203231
/r/idiotsfightingthings
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Post by: CatoTheElder on December 21, 2022, 01:32:57 PM: I thought it was going to be Maddi C.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on December 27, 2022, 04:25:21 PM: Could've (right or wrong) put this in the Ukraine thread being that this Russian tycoon criticized Putin's decision to attack Ukraine....hmm

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2022/12/27/russian-sausage-tycoon-dies-by-suicide-in-hotel-fall-just-the-latest-russian-elite-including-putin-critics-to-die-mysteriously/?sh=718c1b39299d
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 29, 2022, 06:17:43 PM: Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania under rape and human trafficking charges.

Here's a list of sources for.you to chose from based on which publisher you don't want to automatically discredit.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/29/influencer-andrew-tate-arrested-romania-human-trafficking-allegations-report/ (https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/29/influencer-andrew-tate-arrested-romania-human-trafficking-allegations-report/)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-influencer-andrew-tate-reportedly-arrested-in-romania-for-rape (https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-influencer-andrew-tate-reportedly-arrested-in-romania-for-rape)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/12/29/andrew-tate-brother-arrested-on-sex-trafficking-allegations-report/amp/ (https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/12/29/andrew-tate-brother-arrested-on-sex-trafficking-allegations-report/amp/)
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Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2022, 06:34:39 PM: The fact that he inadvertently let Romanian police know where he was because Greta had riled him so much by accusing him of having a small dick that he made a video with a local pizza box in view is absolutely delicious.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2022, 06:36:23 PM: Holy excrement, this thing has layers.

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418

Q is going to go BATSHIT over this.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on December 29, 2022, 06:49:40 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on December 29, 2022, 06:36:23 PM
Holy excrement, this thing has layers.

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608603222935228418

Q is going to go BATSHIT over this.

Late night punchlines just cascading through the internet right now
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2022, 08:08:25 PM: (https://preview.redd.it/bce9xix7gy8a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53e2960c72d27c2b8f42d08084f95b5b0a8c363)
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Post by: reuben on December 29, 2022, 08:27:28 PM: haha
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Post by: delavan on December 31, 2022, 11:28:26 AM: Category: camouflage

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Camouflage.jpg/320px-Camouflage.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Flounder_camo_md.jpg/320px-Flounder_camo_md.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Eden_38DD_at_World_Modelling_20050405_1.jpg/159px-Eden_38DD_at_World_Modelling_20050405_1.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Eden_38DD_at_World_Modelling_20050405_1.jpg/159px-Eden_38DD_at_World_Modelling_20050405_1.jpg)

^ ^

.
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Post by: delavan on January 02, 2023, 06:26:43 AM: Look up

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/01/opinion/height-short.html
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Post by: delavan on January 04, 2023, 09:49:50 AM: No statute of limitations repo man..

https://english.almayadeen.net/news/art-culture/barbados-suing-benedict-cumberbatch-and-family-over-slave-tr

edit: wonder why the good folks at https://english.almayadeen.net listed this in their 'US & Canada' section when Cumberbatch's a Brit?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 11, 2023, 04:33:39 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/106fdjv/a_more_realistic_roomba/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/106fdjv/a_more_realistic_roomba/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on January 16, 2023, 11:42:37 AM: Catching lightning in a bottle (laser)

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41566-022-01139-z
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 19, 2023, 11:33:00 AM: Can't remember where we put this earlier but Alec Baldwin.and an additional.crew member are getting charged with involuntary manslaughter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/19/alec-baldwin-charged-rust-shooting/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/19/alec-baldwin-charged-rust-shooting/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on January 19, 2023, 01:41:36 PM: Quote from: CatoTheElder on January 19, 2023, 11:33:00 AM
Can't remember where we put this earlier but Alec Baldwin.and an additional.crew member are getting charged with involuntary manslaughter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/19/alec-baldwin-charged-rust-shooting/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/19/alec-baldwin-charged-rust-shooting/)
In the horrific/depressing thread you broke the news:

http://www.thejetoffensive.com/index.php/topic,63.msg445476.html#msg445476
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Post by: CatoTheElder on January 19, 2023, 01:49:25 PM: Coolsies
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Post by: delavan on January 19, 2023, 02:57:22 PM: Today’s birthdays (btw, is there a ‘birthdays’ thread?)

1919 John H. Johnson, editor and publisher of Ebony and Jet magazines.
1839 Paul Cézanne, French post-Impressionist painter (Card Players, L'Oeuvre).
1809 Edgar Allan Poe, American author and poet ("Fall of the House of Usher," "The Tell-Tale Heart," "The Raven," "Annabel Lee.")
1807 Robert E. Lee, Confederate general during the American Civil War.
1736 James Watt, Scottish inventor
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on January 23, 2023, 01:33:25 PM: https://mobile.twitter.com/BillFOXLA/status/1616513649937649665

hahaha

geo. gascon inconsolable
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on January 25, 2023, 07:06:24 PM: Scottie Pippen’s ex wife of 22 years now banging Michael Jordan’s son :-)

https://www.sportsmanor.com/nba-news-scottie-pippens-ex-wife-larsa-pippen-confirms-dating-rumors-with-michael-jordans-son-marcus/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 27, 2023, 02:03:32 PM: Our thoughts go out to those experiencing Frenchness at this time.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/ap-lumps-the-french-in-list-of-dehumanizing-labels/ (https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/ap-lumps-the-french-in-list-of-dehumanizing-labels/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2023, 02:54:53 PM: *cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2023, 08:19:42 AM: Hey America, please do something about your idiot.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker-carlson-invade-canada-justin-trudeau_n_63d3a33ae4b01e92886a1c60

Thx.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: bojanglesman on January 30, 2023, 09:07:35 AM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 30, 2023, 08:19:42 AM
Hey America, please do something about your idiot.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker-carlson-invade-canada-justin-trudeau_n_63d3a33ae4b01e92886a1c60

Thx.
He'll just say he was joking and no one should take anything he says seriously, legally. Plus we were hoping to just ignore him until he becomes your problem and then you handle it.

Seriously, he is joking, but the issue is that the dumbasses that hang on his every word will take him seriously.
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Post by: mj2sexay on January 30, 2023, 09:19:13 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on January 30, 2023, 09:07:35 AM
He'll just say he was joking and no one should take anything he says seriously, legally.

Ah yes, the Maddow defense.
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Post by: Gorilla on January 30, 2023, 09:41:58 AM: Quote from: mj2sexay on January 30, 2023, 09:19:13 AM
Ah yes, the Maddow defense.

"Yikes, this dog excrement sure stinks."

"Oh yeah? Well pig excrement ALSO stinks. cHeCkMaTe!!"

Ftr, I think most here are against smelling both dog and pig shits.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on January 30, 2023, 12:28:23 PM: Quote from: Gorilla on January 30, 2023, 09:41:58 AM
"Yikes, this dog excrement sure stinks."

"Oh yeah? Well pig excrement ALSO stinks. cHeCkMaTe!!"

Ftr, I think most here are against smelling both dog and pig shits.
Band name: The Pig Shits or just Pig Shits?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Pigture_%28155932639%29.jpeg/320px-Pigture_%28155932639%29.jpeg)
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Post by: mj2sexay on January 30, 2023, 03:53:47 PM: Quote from: Gorilla on January 30, 2023, 09:41:58 AM
Ftr, I think most here are against smelling both dog and pig shits.

One would think, except some actually think Daniel Dale isn't a partisan little hack of a twink.

Quote from: Badger on January 27, 2023, 02:54:53 PM
*cheese-eating surrender monkeys

How did I miss this. I would've loved to have been taught French by Groundskeeper Willie (aka Rowdy Roddy Peeper)
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Post by: Johnny English on January 31, 2023, 12:26:58 PM: Nintendo hates Americans:

https://mynintendonews.com/2023/01/31/us-mario-kart-ride-at-super-nintendo-world-will-have-a-waistline-limit-for-riders/
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Post by: delavan on February 05, 2023, 09:29:17 AM: Boola Boola

https://www.npr.org/2023/02/03/1154049233/yale-honors-9-year-old-black-girl-neighbor-reported-police-lanternfly
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Post by: delavan on February 05, 2023, 02:32:02 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on January 31, 2023, 12:26:58 PM
Nintendo hates Americans:

https://mynintendonews.com/2023/01/31/us-mario-kart-ride-at-super-nintendo-world-will-have-a-waistline-limit-for-riders/
History repeating itself. When Kawasaki became the first foreign company to win the bid on supplying NYC with new subways cars, their small seat specs proved asinine because American asses wouldn’t align.

I said their small seat specs proved asinine
because American asses wouldn’t align
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/TAKA.jpg/320px-TAKA.jpg)

https://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/16/nyregion/transit-agencies-in-new-york-area-consider-wider-seats.html
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Post by: Johnny English on February 05, 2023, 06:01:17 PM: Maybe it was a cunning ruse to make fat people walk more.
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Post by: delavan on February 05, 2023, 07:53:04 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on February 05, 2023, 06:01:17 PM
Maybe it was a cunning ruse to make fat people walk more.

Wouldn’t Nippon physiology 101 conclude that “the American populace constitutes a much less homogeneous and overall larger, more varied genepool?”

In other words, broad-bodied doesn’t necessarily mean fat…
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Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2023, 07:57:30 AM: Obviously crime is bad, and I hope that insurance covers everything that the victims lost, but this is quite cool all the same.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-jewel-heist-restaurant-safe-stolen-1.6738751
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Post by: reuben on February 07, 2023, 11:18:39 AM: I rarely give a excrement about the love lives of celebrities, but this comment on reddit was kinda crazy:

Quote
Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey are the same age as Leo and his new gf

Who here thinks he has the largest dating age discrepancy? Any cradle/grave robbers on TJO?
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Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2023, 11:38:18 AM: Quote from: reuben on February 07, 2023, 11:18:39 AM
I rarely give a excrement about the love lives of celebrities, but this comment on reddit was kinda crazy:

Who here thinks he has the largest dating age discrepancy? Any cradle/grave robbers on TJO?
My biggest age difference going younger was 5 years (I was 25, she was 20)
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Post by: Badger on February 07, 2023, 12:39:28 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 07, 2023, 11:18:39 AM
I rarely give a excrement about the love lives of celebrities, but this comment on reddit was kinda crazy:

Who here thinks he has the largest dating age discrepancy? Any cradle/grave robbers on TJO?
I'm the younger half by 8 years.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2023, 12:47:07 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 07, 2023, 12:39:28 PM
I'm the younger half by 8 years.

I did not realise that. I think I knew you were younger but Mrs Badger does not look 8 years older.

I am also the younger half by 8 years.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 07, 2023, 01:33:35 PM: Quote from: Badger on February 07, 2023, 12:39:28 PM
I'm the younger half by 8 years.
Quote from: Johnny English on February 07, 2023, 12:47:07 PM
I did not realise that. I think I knew you were younger but Mrs Badger does not look 8 years older.

I am also the younger half by 8 years.

i didn't realize there was 8 years between you and Mrs. Badger....

I'm 7 years younger than Mrs.MB.
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Post by: reuben on February 18, 2023, 07:03:56 PM: https://youtu.be/8RVLim5tVwU (https://youtu.be/8RVLim5tVwU)

This dude is supremely annoying but I still watched the whole video. What is it about tunneling that is so inherently fascinating?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on February 20, 2023, 07:03:46 PM: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/20/nyregion/alligator-prospect-park-brooklyn.amp.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on February 20, 2023, 08:15:46 PM: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/explosion-rocks-ohio-metals-plant-local-media-2023-02-20/ (https://www.reuters.com/world/us/explosion-rocks-ohio-metals-plant-local-media-2023-02-20/)

Get your excrement together, Ohio.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on February 21, 2023, 01:34:38 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 20, 2023, 08:15:46 PM
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/explosion-rocks-ohio-metals-plant-local-media-2023-02-20/ (https://www.reuters.com/world/us/explosion-rocks-ohio-metals-plant-local-media-2023-02-20/)

Get your excrement together, Ohio.
Regulations are communism
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Post by: delavan on February 24, 2023, 10:06:20 AM: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-commentary/opinion-cancel-culture-is-good-for-democracy-1234681224/amp/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on February 24, 2023, 10:08:42 AM: https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1628940339972300800
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 24, 2023, 10:13:06 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 24, 2023, 10:08:42 AM
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1628940339972300800

lmaooooooo
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on February 26, 2023, 02:50:33 PM: https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1628987897914466304 (https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1628987897914466304)

I hope you all appreciate the millions AJ McCarron turned down playing football to play football.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on February 26, 2023, 07:20:10 PM: Quote from: reuben on February 26, 2023, 02:50:33 PM
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1628987897914466304 (https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1628987897914466304)

I hope you all appreciate the millions AJ McCarron turned down playing football to play football.
Not to mention his smoke show squeeze

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Katherine_Webb_2012.jpg/320px-Katherine_Webb_2012.jpg)
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Post by: delavan on March 04, 2023, 06:52:00 PM: There’s more than one way to skin a zebra

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1631907037394391041/mediaViewer
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Post by: delavan on March 10, 2023, 07:03:18 PM: Hollywood bad guy..

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/07/NYT-Presents/anthony-pellicano-fixer-hollywood.html
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 11, 2023, 01:30:45 PM: (https://preview.redd.it/o1a7t6mdp5na1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=dcf5a780074bef428486874dab194bf0a6d23d34)

For all you dipwads.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 15, 2023, 05:18:29 PM: (https://i.redd.it/j4sjbdxojzna1.jpg)

Fap facts.

THIRTY percent of teenage male suicides were Carradines? That's insane.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 17, 2023, 06:11:15 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/11tsv0t/me_irl/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/11tsv0t/me_irl/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on March 18, 2023, 03:35:40 PM: Her name was Rick, she had a dick,
they refused to play, now their ban will stick

https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/vermont-high-school-banned-from-tournaments-after-refusing-to-play-team-with-transgender-player/amp/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 19, 2023, 05:55:23 PM: https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/catch-me-if-you-can-conman-frank-abagnale-lied-about-his-lies/ (https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/catch-me-if-you-can-conman-frank-abagnale-lied-about-his-lies/)

Yeah, duh.

"How'd you do it, Frank? How'd you cheat the Louisiana bar exam?"

"I didn't. I studied for two days and passed."

freak you, movie.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2023, 07:52:28 AM: https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1638658547721306112?s=20

I weep for the future of the human race
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on March 24, 2023, 06:38:27 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on March 23, 2023, 07:52:28 AM
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1638658547721306112?s=20

I weep for the future of the human race
Birds of a feather flock together 🪶

In other animal news, 90 year old becomes a daddy for the first time; 53 year old mom & offspring doing fine..

https://www.houstonzoo.org/blog/oh-sweet-baby-pickles/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on March 24, 2023, 06:52:59 AM: hOt FoR tEaChER

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MNBT6vbwGVs&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on March 25, 2023, 07:59:16 AM: Boom!

https://twitter.com/KadhimWrites/status/1639400926233473024
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 28, 2023, 06:21:14 PM: https://twitter.com/FirstWeekHQ/status/1640694721621237762?t=FxaVkNFBNhkS7RaE_i25TQ&s=19

Congrats on the sex, dcm.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 31, 2023, 03:16:56 PM: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1020/2329/t/57/assets/v8.mp4?v=108562696686254120001670104989 (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1020/2329/t/57/assets/v8.mp4?v=108562696686254120001670104989)

WHAT

It's gotta be satire, right? Like the artisan pencil sharpener guy?

https://foreverspin.com/cart (https://foreverspin.com/cart)
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Post by: Johnny English on March 31, 2023, 03:28:16 PM: Well.... they're a pleasing and elegant design. But they're not $258 worth of pleasing.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 31, 2023, 03:38:20 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/qAICzis.png)

Intro to Tops with Professor Professorson
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Post by: reuben on March 31, 2023, 03:40:56 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/Ae8Ysvx.png)

"freaking tops, let's go!!!"
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2023, 04:53:20 PM: Quote from: reuben on March 31, 2023, 03:16:56 PM
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1020/2329/t/57/assets/v8.mp4?v=108562696686254120001670104989 (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1020/2329/t/57/assets/v8.mp4?v=108562696686254120001670104989)

WHAT

It's gotta be satire, right? Like the artisan pencil sharpener guy?

https://foreverspin.com/cart (https://foreverspin.com/cart)
Shoot me in the freaking face

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230331/ed1fa687850731bb071362c9bfaaf709.jpg)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on March 31, 2023, 05:08:14 PM: Quote from: Badger on March 31, 2023, 04:53:20 PM
Shoot me in the freaking face

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230331/ed1fa687850731bb071362c9bfaaf709.jpg)

WORLD CHANGING
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Post by: Badger on April 01, 2023, 10:44:15 AM: I'm getting ads for the tops now.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on April 01, 2023, 11:04:29 AM: Spinning responsibly for a better tomorrow

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/05.01.21_Save_The_Children_bIMG_7429_%2851322308962%29.jpg/149px-05.01.21_Save_The_Children_bIMG_7429_%2851322308962%29.jpg)

misc. https://invention.si.edu/alexander-anderson-and-cereal-shot-guns
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Post by: reuben on April 02, 2023, 01:37:05 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/129e71m/chucky_was_a_bit_too_late_to_join_in_on_the_fun/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/129e71m/chucky_was_a_bit_too_late_to_join_in_on_the_fun/)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2023, 03:56:07 PM: Quote from: reuben on April 02, 2023, 01:37:05 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/129e71m/chucky_was_a_bit_too_late_to_join_in_on_the_fun/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/129e71m/chucky_was_a_bit_too_late_to_join_in_on_the_fun/)
I transfer at this stop for my work commute and nothing about this video surprised me.
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Post by: delavan on April 09, 2023, 11:55:37 AM: Gills can kill

https://www.insideedition.com/michigan-man-charged-after-hitting-a-grocery-store-worker-over-the-head-with-a-4-pound-frozen-fish?amp
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on April 23, 2023, 10:07:23 AM: https://www.tiktok.com/@revdrcalebjlines/video/7207903188073155883

https://youtu.be/Hq1fpN1qWv8

…when’s the friggin’ draft already?
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Post by: reuben on May 01, 2023, 02:25:51 PM: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/134t26r/speeding_into_waves/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/134t26r/speeding_into_waves/)

I don't think I've ever seen a boat sink so immediately.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 01, 2023, 02:27:33 PM: Quote from: reuben on May 01, 2023, 02:25:51 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/134t26r/speeding_into_waves/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/134t26r/speeding_into_waves/)

I don't think I've ever seen a boat sink so immediately.

I don't think I've ever seen one flood so immediately.
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Post by: reuben on May 01, 2023, 07:57:24 PM: https://www.vice.com/en/article/93kbkv/pornhub-blocks-utah-age-verification (https://www.vice.com/en/article/93kbkv/pornhub-blocks-utah-age-verification)

Soak it, Mormons.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on May 17, 2023, 06:23:59 PM: Whatever floats your boat..

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/titanic-3d-digital-scan-wreck-sank-1912-southampton-new-york-rcna84828
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on May 24, 2023, 02:25:27 PM: https://twitter.com/people/status/1661436999893495809?s=20

a piece of my childhood died reading this. Thanks Biden.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on May 24, 2023, 03:39:47 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 24, 2023, 02:25:27 PM
https://twitter.com/people/status/1661436999893495809?s=20

a piece of my childhood died reading this. Thanks Biden.

This belongs in the Epic Fud thread
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on May 24, 2023, 04:02:23 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on May 24, 2023, 03:39:47 PM
This belongs in the Epic Fud thread
Cherry dipped DQ cones aren't freaks of nature
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Heismanberg on June 13, 2023, 06:34:14 PM: https://twitter.com/abrasiveghost/status/1668759049108881409?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg

incredible tweet
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Post by: d sw0rdz on June 13, 2023, 09:38:41 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 13, 2023, 06:34:14 PM
https://twitter.com/abrasiveghost/status/1668759049108881409?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg

incredible tweet

i remember coming across this guy's youtube videos during the initial pandemic downtime. an extreme tool. funny thing is, during today's day and age it comes off and he's rich as hell.

i feel like there is a specific term for this that i cannot recall right now, but he was pushing something i would describe as 'social media hustle grift'. 'wake up at 5 am and drink a huge cup of water first thing if you want to become successful', then give random parts of his day arbitrary names to make them sound cool ('6 am to 9 am you have to go into your 'deep work' or else you'll be an unsuccessful loser'). he would talk about how successful he was in his business which consisted of signing people up online to be their motivational coach on how to be successful. he made youtube videos about this. he signed people up to pay him to be a motivational coach because he made youtube videos about how famous he was because he was a motivational coach.

i hate the world we live in. this guy took a planned picture of himself like he is about to jerk off, for views.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on June 14, 2023, 12:17:31 AM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on June 13, 2023, 09:38:41 PM
i remember coming across this guy's youtube videos during the initial pandemic downtime. an extreme tool. funny thing is, during today's day and age it comes off and he's rich as hell.

i feel like there is a specific term for this that i cannot recall right now, but he was pushing something i would describe as 'social media hustle grift'. 'wake up at 5 am and drink a huge cup of water first thing if you want to become successful', then give random parts of his day arbitrary names to make them sound cool ('6 am to 9 am you have to go into your 'deep work' or else you'll be an unsuccessful loser'). he would talk about how successful he was in his business which consisted of signing people up online to be their motivational coach on how to be successful. he made youtube videos about this. he signed people up to pay him to be a motivational coach because he made youtube videos about how famous he was because he was a motivational coach.

i hate the world we live in. this guy took a planned picture of himself like he is about to jerk off, for views.

6 years ago it was "here in my garage" Tai Lopez doing the same exact excrement. There's a never-ending demand for it. Tai now goes around buying old long-dead IP like Radioshack trying to reboot it in completely futile PE efforts, but at least he's hustling
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 14, 2023, 06:18:39 AM: I actually endorse the big glass of water in the morning. Hasn't stopped me from jacking off though.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 14, 2023, 10:22:01 AM: I didn't even notice the hat the first time. I don't think I've ever jerked off with a hat on.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on June 14, 2023, 03:05:17 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on June 13, 2023, 06:34:14 PM
https://twitter.com/abrasiveghost/status/1668759049108881409?s=46&t=5ospF-7U7rY0VTGIg3PZLg

incredible tweet

Q: What do rich people drink when they are jerking off?

A: A Fapacchino
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 14, 2023, 07:21:24 PM: Quote from: Badger on June 14, 2023, 06:18:39 AM
I actually endorse the big glass of water in the morning.

yes but do you tell others that they're living life wrong and they're missing out on so much untapped potential if they don't drink that big glass of water first thing in the morning? if not, you're drinking that cup of water wrong and the sooner you document staged masturbation pictures online for all to see the better
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Badger on June 14, 2023, 08:06:05 PM: Quote from: d sw0rdz on June 14, 2023, 07:21:24 PM
yes but do you tell others that they're living life wrong and they're missing out on so much untapped potential if they don't drink that big glass of water first thing in the morning? if not, you're drinking that cup of water wrong and the sooner you document staged masturbation pictures online for all to see the better
But how do I pick which hat to jack off with?
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Post by: delavan on June 17, 2023, 09:36:33 AM: https://www.instagram.com/p/CrBbwwHsyxc/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on June 22, 2023, 05:02:29 PM: ”Say sweet thang, can I get you a fish sammich?”
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Cyclops_1_Submersible.jpg/320px-Cyclops_1_Submersible.jpg)

Or maybe leave that mass grave alone altogether …

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Titanic_wreck_bow.jpg/320px-Titanic_wreck_bow.jpg)

Titanic 111 years later remains a killing machine extraordinaire

https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-navy-detected-titan-sub-implosion-days-ago-6844cb12
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Post by: delavan on July 20, 2023, 01:50:23 PM: Congrats GF!

https://transgenderfeed.com/

Rikki don’t lose that member,
it’s the only one you want
You might use it should you feel better
when you get home..

https://transgenderfeed.com/2023/07/17/transgender-model-rikkie-valerie-kolle-wins-miss-universe-netherlands-2023/

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Post by: Johnny English on August 08, 2023, 03:02:09 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/smNUeqm.png)
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 08, 2023, 03:26:44 PM: Anyone else thinking about meatball parm?
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 08, 2023, 03:29:19 PM: I wonder how the human goo ball measures up to the insect goo ball
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Johnny English on August 08, 2023, 03:35:19 PM: I'm still astonished that you can fit almost 16 liquidized humans into a cubic metre. That means the sphere is 496M cubic metres.

I checked the math and it's right, a sphere with a radius of 500 metres has a volume of 523,598,776 cubic metres.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 22, 2023, 05:15:58 PM: Everyone's ‘age’ today is 2023

Today the whole world is of the same age. Today only happens once every thousand (1,000) years.

Your age + your year of birth, every
person = 2023

check it out and see if it's 2023 - it’s been waiting for a thousand years..
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Post by: Johnny English on August 22, 2023, 05:45:29 PM: Quote from: delavan on August 22, 2023, 05:15:58 PM
Everyone's ‘age’ today is 2023

Today the whole world is of the same age. Today only happens once every thousand (1,000) years.

Your age + your year of birth, every
person = 2023

check it out and see if it's 2023 - it’s been waiting for a thousand years..
Um.... that's not how math and calendars work.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 22, 2023, 07:56:54 PM: Quote from: delavan on August 22, 2023, 05:15:58 PM
Everyone's ‘age’ today is 2023

Today the whole world is of the same age. Today only happens once every thousand (1,000) years.

Your age + your year of birth, every
person = 2023

check it out and see if it's 2023 - it’s been waiting for a thousand years..

One of your more insane posts
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 22, 2023, 08:08:44 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 22, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Um.... that's not how math and calendars work.
Quote from: reuben on August 22, 2023, 07:56:54 PM
One of your more insane posts

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i think delavan's been had. it's like one of those 'copy and paste this for good luck!' posts that you would see on myspace or olden time facebook
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Post by: CatoTheElder on August 22, 2023, 08:25:32 PM: Of all the freaking boomer Facebook excrement.
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 22, 2023, 11:16:21 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on August 22, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Um.... that's not how math and calendars work.

Quote from: d sw0rdz on August 22, 2023, 08:08:44 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think delavan's been had. it's like one of those 'copy and paste this for good luck!' posts that you would see on myspace or olden time facebook

Quote from: reuben on August 22, 2023, 07:56:54 PM
One of your more insane posts
awww Muffin…chaffed?…yet again?…..prrrt

Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 22, 2023, 08:25:32 PM
Of all the freaking boomer Facebook excrement.

Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa (sort of). Earlier today someone had sent me the above Facebook ‘age item’ as a text and since I ‘don’t do’ nor have any social media accounts I figured it was on the up and up and from there finger-lightlighted the text, pared away the ‘omg!’ sentiments surrounding it and posted it…for what it was worth…

That said, I trust you all were able to get it— all of it —out of your respective systems
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Post by: Johnny English on August 24, 2023, 02:01:09 PM: This is magnificent.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1601924/is_this_what_you_people_want/
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: reuben on August 25, 2023, 08:08:14 AM: (https://preview.redd.it/envlo8t3u5kb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b516f8296169665ccfa3c3c79a63669de6835ee)

Zard Ulricha
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: delavan on August 28, 2023, 12:16:09 PM: monday....NYJ pre-cut ennui....killing time spitballing...

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/28/style/no-bra-fashion.html

Where and at what point (if any) should the line be drawn?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/NIPS_Kolkata.jpg/640px-NIPS_Kolkata.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Free_the_nipple_%2828542545130%29.jpg/320px-Free_the_nipple_%2828542545130%29.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Christina_Jolie-Mutter_Erde_fec.jpg/136px-Christina_Jolie-Mutter_Erde_fec.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Gemma_%2811259351184%29.jpg/155px-Gemma_%2811259351184%29.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Mehru2_396_-_Version_2_%285721145594%29.jpg/160px-Mehru2_396_-_Version_2_%285721145594%29.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Kendall_breasts_2017.jpg/240px-Kendall_breasts_2017.jpg)

***
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Nipple_torture.jpg/320px-Nipple_torture.jpg)
***

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Cécile_de_France_Cannes_2011.jpg/170px-Cécile_de_France_Cannes_2011.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Latina_woman_wearing_white_top.jpg/174px-Latina_woman_wearing_white_top.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Working_With_Models_-_A_Tutorial_%2820789874031%29.jpg/160px-Working_With_Models_-_A_Tutorial_%2820789874031%29.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Laura_Novoa_%28cropped%29.jpg/171px-Laura_Novoa_%28cropped%29.jpg)

*** MB Green appears courtesy of S&M Records

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Post by: MBGreen on March 15, 2024, 07:25:22 AM: Samantha Giancola
@SammiSweetheart
I am the BIGGEST @nyjets
fan!! 💚 #jsfamilyvacation
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: Jumbo on March 15, 2024, 11:53:10 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on March 15, 2024, 07:25:22 AM
Samantha Giancola
@SammiSweetheart
I am the BIGGEST @nyjets
fan!! 💚 #jsfamilyvacation

poor thing is mentally ill
Title: Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
Post by: MBGreen on March 15, 2024, 11:59:59 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on March 15, 2024, 11:53:10 AM
poor thing is mentally ill

too many beatings from Ron