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New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2021, 04:32:04 PM

Title: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2021, 04:32:04 PM
https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/1372661765922820110?s=20
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 04:32:40 PM
GORD!!!!
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2021, 04:32:50 PM
(https://townsquare.media/site/712/files/2018/10/Mr-Feeny-Boy-Meets-World.jpg)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: casman02 on March 18, 2021, 04:33:06 PM
Adam Caplan
@caplannfl
#Jets agreed to contract terms with former #Chargers 3rd-round pick G/C Dan Feeney, source said.

He started 57 games in his 4 seasons of play. Has started at LG, C.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 04:33:18 PM
Gord Meets World
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 04:34:07 PM
Guy must be awful based on twitter comments.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 04:37:43 PM
Ok, I'm listening....

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRK59TCPdPOEg99mfPKZM-DdMf4tiiUOq6JJWqNvE2daCyFTD4&s)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2021, 04:38:15 PM
(https://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/2979482.png)

KING
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 04:39:32 PM
(https://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/2979482.png)

KING
Fixes up '86 Trans-Am on Saturday, gord on Sunday.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 18, 2021, 04:44:31 PM
Wow this guys appearance is electric I am officially over Dowell Loggains
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Laxin on March 18, 2021, 04:44:56 PM
meh
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2021, 04:47:35 PM
meh

a backup center and guard
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2021, 04:49:34 PM
that mullet/stache combo will bang a ton of wives
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 18, 2021, 04:59:14 PM
He's started a ton, but he hasn't been good.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2021, 05:04:40 PM
He's started a ton, but he hasn't been good.

counterpoint: if we draft Sewell....the right side of our oline can be called "Peeney"
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 18, 2021, 05:06:37 PM
Oh cool, the next Alex Lewis.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2021, 05:07:01 PM
Oh cool, the next Alex Lewis.
Alex Lewis is the old Dan Feeney.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2021, 05:11:48 PM
Alex Lewis is the old Dan Feeney.

Dan Feeney is the future Dan Dierdorf
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 18, 2021, 05:11:52 PM
Fixes up '86 Trans-Am on Saturday, gord on Sunday.


Cop-fetish porn on Monday.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Laxin on March 18, 2021, 05:14:22 PM
a backup center and guard

If he doesn’t step on the field this is fine. Don’t mind the depth
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 18, 2021, 05:42:54 PM
most pressures among C in 2020
3rd-most pressures among G in 2019
most pressures among G in 2018

-Nania


But hey we signed a guy
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 18, 2021, 06:00:23 PM
Douglas is a freaking OLine genius.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 06:11:00 PM
Maybe we just signed his mullet.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2021, 06:28:36 PM
https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1372687763510857730?s=19

Former starter, backup money.  Carry on.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 18, 2021, 06:34:38 PM
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1372663559008571392

Let him compete for a job. If we're drafting guards, we need veterans to be there in case we don't draft well. He'll probably compete with Clark, a rookie or 2, Lewis, and Van Roten for the inside jobs. Really hoping we get a guard in round 1 or 2 though.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: loyaljetsfan on March 18, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
Joe D doing Joe D things...shopping at the Thrift store for the guys that protect the most important player on the team.  Might as well go get Wayne Hunter out of retirement
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 18, 2021, 07:12:34 PM
Joe D doing Joe D things...shopping at the Thrift store for the guys that protect the most important player on the team.  Might as well go get Wayne Hunter out of retirement

You must have missed the mullet post
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 18, 2021, 07:20:07 PM
I admit if we don't spend a premium pick on an OL, I'll be very disappointed.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Johnny English on March 18, 2021, 07:38:25 PM
He'll probably compete with Clark, a rookie or 2, Lewis, and Van Roten for the inside jobs.

Read that back to yourself and tell me it doesn't make your heart sink just a little.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 18, 2021, 08:01:26 PM
Read that back to yourself and tell me it doesn't make your heart sink just a little.

It sounds like the noise Joe Burrow’s knee made when it got shredded last year
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 18, 2021, 08:13:20 PM
We need to make a significant investment in the OL. I am hopeful/confident it's in the draft. Feeney is not it.

To me, the key is upgrading both guard spots. McGovern and Fant aren't great, but they were decent enough, we're paying them already, and Shanahan's scheme should be better for their skillsets. If one guard spot is handled by a 1st/2nd round pick, and the other is a 3-4 way competition between veterans who have started in the league and Cameron Clark, that can work.

We have 5 picks in the first 3 rounds, and probably a 6th once we trade Darnold. I want 2 offensive linemen in those spots, and I want one at either 23 or 34. At the bare minimum, 23 or 34 needs to be one.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 18, 2021, 09:13:42 PM
Imagine how much better we'd be at guard if we cut Crowder.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 18, 2021, 10:07:15 PM
Imagine how much better we'd be at guard if we cut Crowder.

Imagine how many more J&J vaccines could be produced with the savings from cutting Crowder.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2021, 12:12:23 AM
The jets signed Pat Burns younger brother:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4PgfsaGxrE8/TaWTE74BjoI/AAAAAAAAExU/iXBs3CNUUvg/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/PatBurns.jpg)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Laxin on March 19, 2021, 12:41:26 AM
Read that back to yourself and tell me it doesn't make your heart sink just a little.

If Douglas drafts a capable guard in the first two rounds, I don't think we can complain much. If that doesn't happen and the line is excrement, he deserves all the criticism.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2021, 07:27:51 AM
(https://i.redd.it/jsykcnk9yun61.jpg)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: reuben on March 19, 2021, 07:33:41 AM
Easily second place in the King Ugly contest.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2021, 09:16:25 AM
https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1372914442300764162?s=20

Backup money
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 19, 2021, 09:21:58 AM
2021's version of Josh Andrews.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2021, 09:26:41 AM
Back to the issues that matter.

(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_8_desktop_mobile/f_auto/chargers/x8odlvaih1suf01evt9s.jpg)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2021, 09:54:12 AM
Back to the issues that matter.

(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_8_desktop_mobile/f_auto/chargers/x8odlvaih1suf01evt9s.jpg)

Fat Kenny Powers
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2021, 10:20:53 AM
Fat Feeney Powers
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 19, 2021, 02:49:16 PM
Fixes up '86 Trans-Am on Saturday, gord on Sunday.


LOL that could almost be my 1986 Marist football pic if I was thicker,
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: loyaljetsfan on March 19, 2021, 08:18:20 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/162163397_10157711855591231_8467547366335530142_o.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=ObniOVO5S1kAX9dITIh&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=c8a264422b0971bd8fb02eecbf0bfef5&oe=607C86D1)

Can't wait for the parade
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2021, 08:54:35 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/162163397_10157711855591231_8467547366335530142_o.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=ObniOVO5S1kAX9dITIh&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=c8a264422b0971bd8fb02eecbf0bfef5&oe=607C86D1)

Can't wait for the parade
My new fav.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 19, 2021, 09:07:08 PM
I can't wait until he actually plays and this thread does a complete 180
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on March 19, 2021, 09:07:37 PM
I can't wait until he actually plays and this thread does a complete 180
FEEN TRAIN
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2021, 09:32:41 PM
He will block and his mullet will trip anyone who gets past him.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on March 22, 2021, 04:17:17 PM
https://twitter.com/woodyjohnson4/status/1374107365453176833?s=20


bahahaha!
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 22, 2021, 04:13:44 PM
https://twitter.com/jetsxfactor/status/1396212339976908803
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on May 22, 2021, 04:27:49 PM
https://twitter.com/jetsxfactor/status/1396212339976908803
lover of the older lady just earned the starting guard position just on that.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on May 22, 2021, 04:30:46 PM
https://twitter.com/SportsOnPrime/status/1396208567993077761?s=19
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 22, 2021, 05:05:25 PM
Too bad he's an awful freaking guard. I really hope he doesn't make the team.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on May 22, 2021, 05:40:16 PM
I hope he makes the team and balls out with his freaking glorious mullet.  Prolly won't but still.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on May 22, 2021, 05:41:13 PM
Too bad he's an awful freaking guard. I really hope he doesn't make the team.

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-17-2015/7HxBnE.gif)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 05, 2021, 10:57:19 PM
https://twitter.com/nyj_matt/status/1401368588662054914?s=21

Already better than GVR and Alex Lewis
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 05, 2021, 11:56:47 PM
https://twitter.com/nyj_matt/status/1401368588662054914?s=21

Already better than GVR and Alex Lewis

He can play for the Bills.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: mj2sexay on June 09, 2021, 03:33:28 PM
https://twitter.com/nyj_matt/status/1401368588662054914?s=21

Already better than GVR and Alex Lewis

Zach's response to Feeney pulling a Sandman with his beer can is hilarious.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on June 09, 2021, 03:39:40 PM
Zach's response to Feeney pulling a Sandman with his beer can is hilarious.

Nobody here knows who Jim Fullington is.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: mj2sexay on June 10, 2021, 10:44:05 AM
Nobody here knows who Jim Fullington is.

And we're all worse off for it!
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 10, 2021, 01:57:41 PM
Every time I see a new post in this thread I hope it's news that he's been cut or arrested.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on June 10, 2021, 04:53:59 PM
Every time I see a new post in this thread I hope it's news that he's been cut or arrested.

Why do you hate fun?
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 10, 2021, 05:13:41 PM
Why do you hate fun?

This man is my Berrios
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: delavan on June 10, 2021, 09:54:22 PM
Every time I see a new post in this thread I hope it's news that he's been cut or arrested.

^ This +10k

Why this new-to-Nassau Coliseum stiff is suddenly being 'toast-of-the-town' touted as Nick Mangold 2.0 chewing out Penguins' assstant coach Rick Tocchet at MSG beats me. 

Mulletman's a marginally-stout 'walked-back-into-your-QB' stiff with a really bad head of hair.   
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2021, 10:10:08 PM
^ This +10k

Why this new-to-Nassau Coliseum stiff is suddenly being 'toast-of-the-town' touted as Nick Mangold 2.0 chewing out Penguins' assstant coach Rick Tocchet at MSG beats me. 

Mulletman's a marginally-stout 'walked-back-into-your-QB' stiff with a really bad head of hair.
The guy is fun.  Who cares whether he plays or not.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on June 11, 2021, 09:00:14 AM
Feeney 4 Mayor
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: delavan on June 11, 2021, 10:28:46 AM
The guy is fun.  Who cares whether he plays or not.
  You're right... but that mullet bugs me
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on June 11, 2021, 10:30:13 AM
  You're right... but that mullet bugs me

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/accept_it_macho_man-1.gif)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on June 11, 2021, 10:40:39 AM
  You're right... but that mullet bugs me

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/d081b5e3fa663045607075854f96933d/tenor.gif?itemid=17320172)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: delavan on June 11, 2021, 10:45:13 AM
Bite me

(https://media.giphy.com/media/J6OrTexOCzH9XcF8Vg/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 13, 2021, 10:04:47 AM
Can he at least play in training camp before we cut him? Dude was an every week starter for 3 weeks, and he's still 27, and he was a former 3rd-round pick, so he has some pedigree. Even if he was a bad starter, he's a fine guy to have in competition.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on June 13, 2021, 10:07:32 AM
Can he at least play in training camp before we cut him? Dude was an every week starter for 3 weeks, and he's still 27, and he was a former 3rd-round pick, so he has some pedigree. Even if he was a bad starter, he's a fine guy to have in competition.
I'm 99% sure he won't be good here, but he's colorful and a solid backup.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on June 16, 2021, 12:15:57 PM
Is there a way to have Cato get push notifications when this thread is bumped?

https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/1405141726210236423?s=19
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Johnny English on June 16, 2021, 12:28:55 PM
My wife asked me if I wanted her to make me an appointment with the hairdresser in anticipation of them reopening shortly. I said no, it could wait. I didn't tell her what it was waiting for.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2021, 08:09:48 PM
https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1405684124686426115?s=19
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 17, 2021, 08:43:15 PM
https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1405684124686426115?s=19

is he literally spending his entire offseason going to the islanders games and doing this drinking spectacle? i don't follow hockey but it feels like it's been every single game
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: dcm1602 on June 18, 2021, 03:52:41 AM
is he literally spending his entire offseason going to the islanders games and doing this drinking spectacle? i don't follow hockey but it feels like it's been every single game

Dudes lining up the stars nicely for a post nfl media career
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 18, 2021, 09:34:00 AM
My wife asked me if I wanted her to make me an appointment with the hairdresser in anticipation of them reopening shortly. I said no, it could wait. I didn't tell her what it was waiting for.

Mullets required for entry into tailgate
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 18, 2021, 10:14:32 AM
https://twitter.com/lukegrant7/status/1405669553774891009?s=21

https://twitter.com/frankieborrelli/status/1405663926143102978?s=10
(Cato punching air)

https://twitter.com/pleonardnydn/status/1405684124686426115?s=21
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 18, 2021, 11:22:26 AM
https://twitter.com/lukegrant7/status/1405669553774891009?s=21

a couple of bangers in this pic as far as footwear goes

AVT wearing gucci slides

also another pair of gucci slides, yeezy zebras, and birks lol
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 19, 2021, 11:36:37 PM
a couple of bangers in this pic as far as footwear goes

AVT wearing gucci slides

also another pair of gucci slides, yeezy zebras, and birks lol

Zach Wilson wore blue denim AJ1s on his first visit to the Jets facility. I remember being impressed because they were a Saturday release and he was rocking them 2-3 days later on a Monday/Tuesday.

(https://i.ibb.co/4McZGGg/864-BDA4-B-0786-4680-B8-C5-187909-DA7-EE7.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3WwyqqY)
 (https://imgbb.com/)


(https://i.ibb.co/QQt3xfT/9053-F9-D6-A535-47-DF-B21-E-2-F7-C656-C5965.png) (https://ibb.co/B3F5YtQ)
 (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on June 21, 2021, 02:49:19 PM
When you have a badass haircut, you can stare at the derriere.

https://twitter.com/TheViz10/status/1407005223546204160?s=19
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 21, 2021, 06:00:50 PM
Zach Wilson wore blue denim AJ1s on his first visit to the Jets facility. I remember being impressed because they were a Saturday release and he was rocking them 2-3 days later on a Monday/Tuesday.

(https://i.ibb.co/4McZGGg/864-BDA4-B-0786-4680-B8-C5-187909-DA7-EE7.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3WwyqqY)
 (https://imgbb.com/)


(https://i.ibb.co/QQt3xfT/9053-F9-D6-A535-47-DF-B21-E-2-F7-C656-C5965.png) (https://ibb.co/B3F5YtQ)
 (https://imgbb.com/)


wow i completely missed him wearing these after the draft, impressive. hopefully a sign of good on-field things to come lmao

sometimes if you hit on the snkrs app a release can get to you within 2 days so the timeline may make sense, but because he is a somewhat known sports athlete i'm sure he has a plug that can backdoor zach any sneakers he wants
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: reuben on June 21, 2021, 07:51:06 PM
I hear Dan Feeney stiches his own custom sneakers out of the hides of his pancaked enemies.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2021, 10:21:02 PM


I hear Dan Feeney stiches his own custom sneakers out of roadkill

Fixed for realism
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Johnny English on June 26, 2021, 10:04:00 AM
I had a quick look at his IG the other day while searching for hair inspiration, most of the pictures of him playing are with his hand on the ball. I wonder if he'll be competing for the job at center?
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on June 26, 2021, 10:06:15 AM
I had a quick look at his IG the other day while searching for hair inspiration, most of the pictures of him playing are with his hand on the ball. I wonder if he'll be competing for the job at center?

I think he'll be a backup at both center and guard.  He's played both.  He isn't that valuable as a starting guard.  His value is in being a good BACKUP at 2 spots.  And of course his style.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on August 06, 2021, 10:09:44 AM
Cato

CATO

look at it

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1423662144625774598?s=19
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 06, 2021, 10:13:33 AM
My Starting RG
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on August 06, 2021, 11:20:40 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/rFtVJgn/mullet.jpg)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 07, 2021, 05:08:46 PM
Art.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: delavan on August 08, 2021, 08:39:16 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/rFtVJgn/mullet.jpg)

Looks like a redneck Keith Hernandez
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 08, 2021, 10:26:26 AM
Looks like a redneck Keith Hernandez

no he doesnt

looks like a guy who did the most to create irrelevant off the field hype for himself in the offseason with beer and yelling/shouting, only to undoubtedly end up disappointing us when he actually plays
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 08, 2021, 12:10:08 PM
no he doesnt

looks like a guy who did the most to create irrelevant off the field hype for himself in the offseason with beer and yelling/shouting, only to undoubtedly end up disappointing us when he actually plays
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/17/24/dc17249e576f26f9eccd35ffa2cae3ee.jpg)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 08, 2021, 01:08:29 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/17/24/dc17249e576f26f9eccd35ffa2cae3ee.jpg)

i like this lol

maybe im being too harsh on him before he's even played a down for us. we can circle back once the season commences
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 08, 2021, 02:06:44 PM
i like this lol

maybe im being too harsh on him before he's even played a down for us. we can circle back once the season commences
He provided some fun this offseason. I'm hoping he either never plays for us, or he plays for us and is really good. He's a 5th-year pro who is a former 3rd-round pick, so it's certainly possible we can catch lightning in a bottle with a scheme change and make him a replacement-level guard. He has plenty of starting experience, even if it's not positive experience. As a depth guard, I'm fine with it.

If he plays and sucks, I'll be right there with you making fun of the mullet.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: delavan on August 08, 2021, 02:54:30 PM
     no he doesnt

looks like a guy who did the most to create irrelevant off the field hype for himself in the offseason with beer and yelling/shouting, only to undoubtedly end up disappointing us when he actually plays
(https://i.ibb.co/rFtVJgn/mullet.jpg)

A redneck cocaine keith?  ...sure he does...sort of...Mario Lemieux too..   : )

(agree with the cooter self-promote act)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 08, 2021, 03:38:28 PM
no he doesnt

looks like a guy who did the most to create irrelevant off the field hype for himself in the offseason with beer and yelling/shouting, only to undoubtedly end up disappointing us when he actually plays

This dude gets it.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 08, 2021, 04:08:58 PM
A redneck cocaine keith?  ...sure he does...sort of...Mario Lemieux too..   : )

(agree with the cooter self-promote act)

regular keith is the cocaine keith

he just looks like a big redneck with a mullet lol
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on August 08, 2021, 05:07:24 PM
Y'all are thinking of this all wrong.  He won't be good, but he's a solid backup.  We've had plenty of these type of players that provided much less entertainment.

Think of it like a chick who isn't hot but leaves in the morning.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on August 08, 2021, 05:27:23 PM
no he doesnt

looks like a guy who did the most to create irrelevant off the field hype for himself in the offseason with beer and yelling/shouting, only to undoubtedly end up disappointing us when he actually plays
If Feeney actually starts it'll be because all the other contenders for the RG spot failed to be better or due to injury.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 08, 2021, 06:25:18 PM
If Feeney actually starts it'll be because all the other contenders for the RG spot failed to be better or due to injury.

Yes, that's exactly how depth charts work.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on August 08, 2021, 06:57:14 PM
Yes, that's exactly how depth charts work.
My point was that any disappointment I'd feel about Feeney playing poorly would be directed at everyone who couldn't beat out a walking meme.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 08, 2021, 07:52:15 PM
My point was that any disappointment I'd feel about Feeney playing poorly would be directed at everyone who couldn't beat out a walking meme.

Well AVT has a pulled pectoral which, if it gets reinjured and becomes a torn pectoral, would give the walking meme another chance to start so think about that while you're trying to fall asleep.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2022, 05:17:12 PM
https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1478139358808997889?s=20


this one's for Cato
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 03, 2022, 05:31:43 PM
https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1478139358808997889?s=20


this one's for Cato
Can't wait for Feeney to become a Pro Bowl center for us and chug beers at more hockey playoff games.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on March 16, 2022, 07:44:43 AM
He's back

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1504073743282446345?t=g2-m4Rn7nnTpd9ncQ2UPoQ&s=19
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: bojanglesman on March 16, 2022, 07:59:13 AM
He's back

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1504073743282446345?t=g2-m4Rn7nnTpd9ncQ2UPoQ&s=19
(https://i.gifer.com/9Aph.gif)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MBGreen on March 16, 2022, 07:59:39 AM
He's back

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1504073743282446345?t=g2-m4Rn7nnTpd9ncQ2UPoQ&s=19


\m/
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Heismanberg on March 16, 2022, 08:43:06 AM
He's back

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1504073743282446345?t=g2-m4Rn7nnTpd9ncQ2UPoQ&s=19


LETS FUCKIN GO
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 16, 2022, 10:24:06 AM
Too bad the Islanders suck.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: reuben on April 01, 2022, 08:44:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPQ91_8XMAc-br7?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on April 01, 2022, 08:55:31 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPQ91_8XMAc-br7?format=jpg&name=large)
I don't know why this picture makes me actually lol
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2022, 08:57:05 PM
I don't know why this picture makes me actually lol

Because it's simultaneously the least and most appropriate dog for Dan Feeney to own. His destiny is to live in Florida and own small angry dogs.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 01, 2022, 10:24:06 PM
Because it's simultaneously the least and most appropriate dog for Dan Feeney to own. His destiny is to live in Florida and own small angry dogs.

Pretty sure that's just a puppy.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2022, 11:02:22 PM
Pretty sure that's just a puppy.

Maybe, but there are lots of miniature doodles as well.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: MoreCharacters on April 02, 2022, 07:35:56 AM
Yes that looks like a hybrid with filthy mini poodle blood, the hair spindles are a giveaway
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: delavan on April 04, 2022, 07:39:12 PM
tsk, tsk,  such little dawg hate...

2:00 min. mark onward..  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nQeYoYn03s.

poodle bites....come on frenchie......poodle chews it....snap!...
poodle bites....come on frenchie....poodle chews it......not a speck of cereal....nothin but the best for my dog
(snappy double-kick drumming)
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 04, 2022, 09:09:01 PM
did we nickname him cooter?
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Badger on March 21, 2023, 02:40:15 PM
Let's GOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/nickkorte/status/1638189381352849409?s=20
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 21, 2023, 03:11:39 PM
I hope he becomes their starting center. Or guard. Whichever one he sucked at harder.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Libero_2 on March 21, 2023, 03:51:25 PM
Let's GOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/nickkorte/status/1638189381352849409?s=20

I’ll still be shocked if we get any comp picks next year. But we’ve certainly lost more guys than we’ve gained thus far.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Johnny English on March 21, 2023, 03:56:09 PM
I hope he becomes their starting center. Or guard. Whichever one he sucked at harder.

Mediocre at both. Q will destroy him given the opportunity.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 22, 2023, 01:56:00 AM
I’ll still be shocked if we get any comp picks next year. But we’ve certainly lost more guys than we’ve gained thus far.
On one hand, we need to go all in if we get Rodgers. But if we end up trading picks next year, this could be a way to get some back.
Title: Re: OG Dan "Cooter" Feeney
Post by: ons on March 22, 2023, 11:15:13 AM
I’ll still be shocked if we get any comp picks next year. But we’ve certainly lost more guys than we’ve gained thus far.

Just clicked through to overthecap's comp pick prediction page which is usually pretty accurate. Right now we're on track for 4 picks, all 6/7 rounders. Interestingly the two organizations we have the closest ties to, niners and eagles, have an insane 16 projected comp picks between the two of them as things stand now (obviously still early in free agency)