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Title: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 25, 2021, 02:14:23 PM
https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=21
Title: Re: China
Post by: bojanglesman on February 25, 2021, 02:17:09 PM
https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1364804424984485893?s=21
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ofT5yFjWxh15lsl0s/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: China
Post by: MBGreen on February 25, 2021, 02:21:09 PM
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/city-wok.jpg)
Title: Re: China
Post by: Johnny English on February 25, 2021, 02:23:14 PM
Disappointed to open this thread and find that it wasn't about the dead musclebound wrestler and her bad porn.
Title: Re: China
Post by: MBGreen on February 25, 2021, 02:24:04 PM
Disappointed to open this thread and find that it wasn't about the dead musclebound wrestler and her bad porn.

or the blonde from Wilson Phillips
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 28, 2021, 12:15:32 PM
https://twitter.com/thegoodliars/status/1442897163185360897?s=21
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on September 28, 2021, 04:38:46 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Miss_Earth_2006_China.jpg/399px-Miss_Earth_2006_China.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/2016_오션월드_비키니_콘테스트_part.3_59.jpg/419px-2016_오션월드_비키니_콘테스트_part.3_59.jpg)
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on September 28, 2021, 05:06:06 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Miss_Earth_2006_China.jpg/399px-Miss_Earth_2006_China.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/2016_오션월드_비키니_콘테스트_part.3_59.jpg/419px-2016_오션월드_비키니_콘테스트_part.3_59.jpg)

It's a shame she will be put to death for her choice of attire
Title: Re: China
Post by: Johnny English on September 28, 2021, 05:07:17 PM
It's a shame she will be put to death for her choice of attire

You guys decided to get super strict on the punishments for that whole Flag Code thing, eh?
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on September 28, 2021, 05:13:34 PM
You guys decided to get super strict on the punishments for that whole Flag Code thing, eh?

I'd be totally okay with burning that flag

Oh and just for clarification. I don't want to light her on fire, it's a joke about her ending up naked.

Just so there's no confusion here
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2021, 09:12:19 AM
https://twitter.com/wsj/status/1460283986404691968?s=21
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1460575895018618881?s=21
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 17, 2021, 01:07:51 PM
https://twitter.com/wsj/status/1460283986404691968?s=21
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1460575895018618881?s=21
I'm reminded of the following Sino-supportive post I read on this board a while back - confused me then as it does now:
Quote
China sets 30 year plans, the US just shittily tries to fix things that are broken 10+ years after they happen.

Killing dogs: nice plan.  What's also off-putting is that a demonstrable case of stone cold cruelty can devolve into an uppity Karen-fest of semantics... (e.g. 'culling' vs. killing)
Title: Re: China
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2021, 01:36:30 PM
just pound back some china whites
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 17, 2021, 01:58:23 PM
Someone should send Kyle Rittenhouse to the China Covid-19 decontamination headquarters to give them medical aid.
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 17, 2021, 04:00:56 PM
just pound back some china whites
Awful rich (Huntington Pk.) white boy punk band - pass


Someone should send Kyle Rittenhouse to the China Covid-19 decontamination headquarters to give them medical aid.

Better yet send 'em the three racist goobers who murdered Ahmaud Arbury
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2021, 04:21:40 PM


I'm reminded of the following Sino-supportive post I read on this board a while back - confused me then as it does now:
Killing dogs: nice plan.  What's also off-putting is that a demonstrable case of stone cold cruelty can devolve into an uppity Karen-fest of semantics... (e.g. 'culling' vs. killing)

The US government famously never kills dogs.
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 17, 2021, 05:17:00 PM

The US government famously never kills dogs.

Sorry Lebron......lost my head.


"Hey!...whattabout?!!!"
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Xi_Jinping_2019.jpg/179px-Xi_Jinping_2019.jpg)
Title: Re: China
Post by: MBGreen on November 17, 2021, 05:19:57 PM


Awful rich (Huntington Pk.) white boy punk band - pass



China White is a shooter.

Creme da cacao (white)
Baileys Irish creme
Cinnamon
Title: Re: China
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 17, 2021, 05:31:30 PM

China White is a shooter.

Creme da cacao (white)
Baileys Irish creme
Cinnamon

THERE'S A freaking THREAD FOR THIS excrement GODDAMNIT!!! (please include fl oz and/or ml specs).
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 17, 2021, 05:34:46 PM

China White is a shooter.

Creme da cacao (white)
Baileys Irish creme
Cinnamon
^ TIL

For heartier appetites China White's furanyl fentanyl    : )

edit:  THERE'S a freaking THREAD FOR THIS SHlT you freaking Winnipegian boozehound!!

Title: Re: China
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2021, 07:11:41 PM

China White is a shooter.

Creme da cacao (white)
Baileys Irish creme
Cinnamon

China White used to be one of the most common/popular strains of heroin a couple of decades ago. Don't ask me how I know this.
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2021, 07:19:11 PM
Sorry Lebron......lost my head.


"Hey!...whattabout?!!!"
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Xi_Jinping_2019.jpg/179px-Xi_Jinping_2019.jpg)
I just want to confirm we're cool with wishing death upon government agents who kill dogs
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 17, 2021, 07:58:23 PM
I just want to confirm we're cool with wishing death upon government agents who kill dogs

No, just confirming that "hey Xi, that sucks" is essentially the same as calling for his (or anyone's) death. 
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 17, 2021, 08:09:49 PM
I just want to confirm we're cool with wishing death upon government agents who kill dogs

I mean were cool with celebrating the actual deaths of people because they didn't wear a mask.

So I'm definitely cool with killing some fucker that kills dogs with a freaking pipe.
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 17, 2021, 08:34:08 PM
Most recent world's #1-ranked American pro tennis player (Serena Williams) last seen appearing in several commercials including a Spike Lee directed one.

Most recent world's #1-ranked Chinese pro tennis player Peng Shuai's whereabouts suddenly unknown after #metoo accusation against an ex-official: 

https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/fears-grow-missing-chinese-tennis-star-accused-official/story?id=81225830

f u c k china
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 18, 2021, 01:57:33 AM
Most recent world's #1-ranked American pro tennis player (Serena Williams) last seen appearing in several commercials including a Spike Lee directed one.

Most recent world's #1-ranked Chinese pro tennis player Peng Shuai's whereabouts suddenly unknown after #metoo accusation against an ex-official: 

https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/fears-grow-missing-chinese-tennis-star-accused-official/story?id=81225830

f u c k china

Quote
Peng Shuai, 35, a former No. 1 globally ranked tennis player, wrote in her verified Weibo microblog about what she decribed as the years-long affair she had with former vice premier Zhang Gaoli, and how she had been allegedly sexually assaulted by him. The alleged incident occured just before their relationship began
.

So he sexually assaulted her and then she started dating him? Huh
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2021, 06:16:46 AM
No, just confirming that "hey Xi, that sucks" is essentially the same as calling for his (or anyone's) death.

Alright, that was more of a response to what dcm posted than you.

So I'm definitely cool with killing some fucker that kills dogs with a freaking pipe.

What if they use a gun?
Title: Re: China
Post by: MBGreen on November 18, 2021, 06:54:26 AM
Alright, that was more of a response to what dcm posted than you.

What if they use a gun?


hur! wurcurm tur Churnur!
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 18, 2021, 07:34:41 AM
Alright, that was more of a response to what dcm posted than you.

What if they use a gun?


I'd prefer they use the gun on themselves
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2021, 10:26:05 AM
I'd prefer they use the gun on themselves
Dogs killed by US police annually: ~10,000

Suicides by US police annually: ~200

Depressing disparity
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 18, 2021, 10:29:24 AM
Dogs killed by US police annually: ~10,000

Suicides by US police annually: ~200

Depressing disparity

TIL almost as many police officers kill themselves annually as African Americans are killed by police officers.

Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 18, 2021, 10:33:24 AM
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1461278287704084482?s=21

Smh China back at it
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 18, 2021, 05:34:15 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Dog_in_animal_shelter_in_Washington%2C_Iowa.jpg/591px-Dog_in_animal_shelter_in_Washington%2C_Iowa.jpg)
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 22, 2021, 08:18:05 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/fucktheccp/comments/g3ltnk/nba_loves_to_take_it_from_the_back/
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 22, 2021, 08:26:35 AM
Love to enthusiastically cheerlead the next cold war
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2021, 11:13:18 AM
Love to enthusiastically cheerlead the next cold war

USA wins 21-17
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 22, 2021, 11:31:15 AM
https://twitter.com/johnberman/status/1462757839588450306?s=21
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 22, 2021, 11:52:53 AM
What should we rename lo mein as? I'm thinking "freedom spaghetti".
Title: Re: China
Post by: bojanglesman on November 22, 2021, 12:03:28 PM
What should we rename lo mein as? I'm thinking "freedom spaghetti".
Patriot pasta
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 22, 2021, 12:12:20 PM
Patriot pasta
Liberty noodles
Title: Re: China
Post by: Gorilla on November 22, 2021, 01:00:40 PM
Liberty noodles

Trump-aroni
Title: Re: China
Post by: reuben on November 22, 2021, 02:02:24 PM
General Tso's Chicken is now Patton Nuggets.
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 23, 2021, 06:33:10 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Circle_jerk_simple_vector_illustration.svg/231px-Circle_jerk_simple_vector_illustration.svg.png)
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 23, 2021, 10:47:08 AM
Extremely cool and good

https://www.thenation.com/article/world/innovation-competition-act/
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 23, 2021, 10:55:17 AM
General Tso's Chicken is now Patton Nuggets.
Wonton soup is now Washington soup
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 23, 2021, 04:07:56 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/I_love_China.jpg/640px-I_love_China.jpg)
Title: Re: China
Post by: Johnny English on November 23, 2021, 05:36:29 PM
Extremely cool and good

https://www.thenation.com/article/world/innovation-competition-act/

I have to say that I think I have a fairly good handle on most of your political positions, and understand the logic behind even the ones I don't agree with, but I genuinely have no idea where you stand on the whole China thing that seems to be enervating so many politicians of late. (In fairness I don't have a clue where I stand on it either as I don't know nearly enough to have a sensible view.)
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 24, 2021, 03:39:45 AM
I have to say that I think I have a fairly good handle on most of your political positions, and understand the logic behind even the ones I don't agree with, but I genuinely have no idea where you stand on the whole China thing that seems to be enervating so many politicians of late. (In fairness I don't have a clue where I stand on it either as I don't know nearly enough to have a sensible view.)

I'm in agreement that basically all of us don't know enough  to have a strong factual view how actually policy should try to deal with China.

But I imagine that anyone with a modicum of common sense must realize the more powerful and wealthy China becomes, human rights around the world will be that much worse.

While everyone in the United States is at full blown war with each other,China is actively making the entire world a much worse place to live in. It's hard if not impossible to imagine that the excrement that China does can exist in 2021. Especially in a major global country with over a billion freaking people, not like some village in a forest
Title: Re: China
Post by: ons on November 24, 2021, 12:47:11 PM
My view: the Chinese government is horrific, but an amplification of military forces and subtle xenophobia helps them maintain power. IMO the best policy is to be a country that wealthy/educated Chinese people want to immigrate to, continue to export culture, and dominate the soft-power/sphere of influence battle around the world. And maintain good relationships with India/Korea/Japan/SE Asia.
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 24, 2021, 02:51:43 PM
My view: the Chinese government is horrific, but an amplification of military forces and subtle xenophobia helps them maintain power. IMO the best policy is to be a country that wealthy/educated Chinese people want to immigrate to, continue to export culture, and dominate the soft-power/sphere of influence battle around the world. And maintain good relationships with India/Korea/Japan/SE Asia.

We could just speed up global warming

They'll have a helluva harder time feeding their 2 billion people, and American fat fucks have plenty of bodily reserves
Title: Re: China
Post by: bojanglesman on November 24, 2021, 03:23:10 PM
We could just speed up global warming

They'll have a helluva harder time feeding their 2 billion people, and American fat fucks have plenty of bodily reserves
We might overheat with all our blubber though.  Hyperthermia would be the leading cause of death.
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on December 12, 2021, 01:58:33 PM
https://twitter.com/nataliegwinters/status/1469875635543752709?t=9l2G8GYtwHM7wBljnCCIlA&s=19
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 21, 2021, 12:12:27 PM
https://twitter.com/sa_durban/status/1473303247079227398?s=21
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on December 22, 2021, 08:17:28 AM
https://twitter.com/sa_durban/status/1473303247079227398?s=21

That page is literally all ww2 esque Chinese propaganda.

It's worth pointing out how many articles there were the last year about how poorly the Chinese vaccines worked
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on December 22, 2021, 09:24:50 AM


That page is literally all ww2 esque Chinese propaganda.

It's worth pointing out how many articles there were the last year about how poorly the Chinese vaccines worked

"freak that propaganda, this other propaganda I saw said x"

The Sinopharm vaccine efficacy is what it is but so is 2 billion doses where there would otherwise be none.
Title: Re: China
Post by: Johnny English on December 22, 2021, 09:46:50 AM

"freak that propaganda, this other propaganda I saw said x"

The Sinopharm vaccine efficacy is what it is but so is 2 billion doses where there would otherwise be none.

I'm inclined to agree. Rich Western countries stockpiling shots for citizens debating on Facebook which one they'd prefer, if any, while developing countries without the means to care for people who contract covid are crying out for any kind of protection, is to say the least distasteful. At least China is doing something. Canada dipping into Covax because the US and EU wouldn't send them shots was a particularly awkward one.
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on December 22, 2021, 10:24:36 AM

"freak that propaganda, this other propaganda I saw said x"

The Sinopharm vaccine efficacy is what it is but so is 2 billion doses where there would otherwise be none.

Difference is propaganda in the United States is primarily privatized (excluding the public school debate)

In China its one voice, and disagreement gets you in prison or killed.

Totally fair point about the vaccines though. If it was Chinese knockoff or nothing, I'd take the Chinese knockoff and be glad about it.

Of course with the profound lack of honesty in the Chinese government I would not be surprised if people who got those vaccine turn into teenage mutant ninja turtles or some excrement.

At least in the United States I could have faith in the process. In China dissent is handled differently
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on February 01, 2022, 01:32:03 PM
https://www.fbi.gov/news/speeches/countering-threats-posed-by-the-chinese-government-inside-the-us-wray-013122
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2022, 01:56:14 PM
Tf Dey doin over dere
Title: Re: China
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2022, 01:57:55 PM
Tf Dey doin over dere

civil unrest over mask mandates. 
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on November 28, 2022, 03:51:29 PM
civil unrest over mask mandates.

https://foreignpolicy.com
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on November 28, 2022, 05:39:06 PM
civil unrest over mask mandates.
Not exzachly
Title: Re: China
Post by: dcm1602 on November 29, 2022, 05:52:07 AM
https://foreignpolicy.com

Definitely a fascinating read and will be interesting to follow. Apparently China is getting so desperate they're considering completely blocking uploading all video to the internet, as well as shutting down all mobile devices to quell the protest. (which hasn't been done in China in like 15 years)

I can't imagine how much no cellphones would cripple a population.

More worrisome to American (or even global) interest though is the covid aspect. Apparently the immunization rate/quality in China is dangerously low, and the public sentiment about the shutdowns/mandates is at a fervor and seemingly the biggest threat to communism in a long time. Their healthcare system is also nearing a breaking point, and that's before any potential major shifts in policy/behavior

Major changes/disruptions whatever the freak you want to call it could have devestating consequences when it comes to the spread of the disease or global supply chain issues.
Title: Re: China
Post by: bojanglesman on February 03, 2023, 09:29:10 PM
https://www.newsweek.com/police-beg-locals-refrain-taking-pot-shots-chinese-spy-balloon-1778936

My home state....real proud.
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on February 04, 2023, 07:42:11 PM
Uh-oh, China's pissed about the balloon...

https://www.afr.com/world/north-america/us-shoots-down-chinese-spy-balloon-20230205-p5chzb
Title: Re: China
Post by: Badger on February 05, 2023, 08:50:42 AM
(https://i.redd.it/lklpy0oa0bga1.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230206/cd93a1908680dc825b69559a7c9615ad.jpg)
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on March 26, 2023, 09:09:18 PM
CCP quality @ capitalist prices    “gash for ca$h”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/26/world/asia/china-crackdown-bride-prices.amp.html



Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 01, 2023, 02:59:05 PM
https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1686374167791427584?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: China
Post by: delavan on August 01, 2023, 04:33:08 PM
https://people.com/china-zoo-denies-bears-are-humans-in-disguise-7567574

 f u  Gweilo
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 15, 2023, 01:40:02 PM
https://x.com/rncresearch/status/1724087910809383376?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

But why
Title: Re: China
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 12, 2024, 02:20:08 PM
https://x.com/stockmktnewz/status/1745837524587561443?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg