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Title: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 08:30:50 AM
Stone Gossard
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2021, 08:33:00 AM
Bruce Springsteen
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2021, 08:38:07 AM
Sufjan Stephens
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2021, 08:40:33 AM
Sufjan Stephens

Watch it, pal
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Post by: reuben on February 20, 2021, 08:49:03 AM
Stone Gossard

freak off, mate
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 08:54:55 AM
freak off, mate
Jeff Ament
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Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2021, 09:12:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/f1fbpF3.png)
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 09:24:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/f1fbpF3.png)
Prince is a legend.

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: reuben on February 20, 2021, 09:28:21 AM
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

I'll be using this and it almost makes up for the PJ disrespect.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 09:34:19 AM
I'll be using this and it almost makes up for the PJ disrespect.
I liked their first 2 albums....everything after that is a disaster

Stone is such a dumb name and Ament wears knitted hats....euthanasia should take precedence here.

Come to think of it Ten was the first CD I ever purchased.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2021, 09:36:52 AM
Prince is a legend.

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

Prince was awesome and I love his music. I thought this was about annoying names? Or are you simply asking people to name musicians whose music annoys them?
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2021, 09:42:02 AM
Yeah, I thought it was annoying names of musicians, not naming annoying musicians.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2021, 09:44:35 AM
Yeah, I thought it was annoying names of musicians, not naming annoying musicians.

Bruce Springsteen fits into both categories
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 09:45:06 AM
Prince was awesome and I love his music. I thought this was about annoying names? Or are you simply asking people to name musicians whose music annoys them?
It's the former...I blacked out for a second when you excrement on Prince's awesome symbol name.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2021, 09:53:35 AM
Bruce Springsteen fits into both categories

GTFO
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 09:57:10 AM
GTFO
I hope your pillow is warm tomorrow night too
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 10:13:45 AM
Geddy Weinrib
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 10:14:15 AM
Fabian
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 10:24:09 AM
Skrillex
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Post by: Badger on February 20, 2021, 10:53:48 AM
Yngwie Malmsteen
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 10:58:28 AM
Yngwie Malmsteen


good one
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Post by: Badger on February 20, 2021, 11:12:34 AM
Lil Peep


(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210220/7a8514f076a5b80b6b8674c95232919f.jpg)
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2021, 11:14:14 AM
Tekashi 6ix9ine, Ladies Love Cool James, and every other ridiculous self aggrandising rappist name.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 20, 2021, 11:15:06 AM
Lil Peep

RIP
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2021, 11:41:21 AM
Bruce Springsteen fits into both categories

Get raped by a clydesdale.
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2021, 11:47:47 AM
Skrillex
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 12:25:07 PM
Lil Peep


(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210220/7a8514f076a5b80b6b8674c95232919f.jpg)


Wait......what if your last name was "Peep"?
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Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2021, 12:25:29 PM
Skrillex

scroll up, fool.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 20, 2021, 01:21:32 PM
Lil Pump
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2021, 02:12:23 PM
Imagine Dragons.  Sounds an inspirational TV series for children.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2021, 03:09:40 PM
Prince Markie Dee
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Post by: delavan on February 20, 2021, 08:10:55 PM
Imagine Dragons.  Sounds an inspirational TV series for children.
spot on - had the same off-putting reaction:  "precious" edgy-faux alt   smh

Not sure if PIGMEAT MARKHAM's name qualifies as 'annoying' but possibly 'the hog' can serve as a reminder that the "rap idiom" originated on a different date and/or in a particular section of (the) bronx  ..or queens

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRS62nccwmw
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2021, 08:54:38 PM
I feel like expanding it to band names makes it too easy.
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Post by: delavan on February 21, 2021, 04:19:44 PM
I feel like expanding it to band names makes it too easy.
  Capital idea.

  Panic! At the Disco
  Hoobastank
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Badger on February 21, 2021, 06:16:26 PM
I feel like expanding it to band names makes it too easy.
Dave Matthews Band
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 21, 2021, 06:25:26 PM
The Band
The Who
The Guess Who
U2
Yes
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Post by: Badger on February 21, 2021, 07:21:18 PM
DaBaby
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2021, 08:17:08 AM
Lil Baby
Pooh Sheisty
Rod Wave
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2021, 08:17:43 AM
Panic! At the Disco

This band sucks but the band that their name comes from did not.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2021, 08:30:55 AM
This band sucks but the band that their name comes from did not.

Yes they did. Johhny's a talented guy but Morrissey is a queynte.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2021, 08:35:26 AM
Yes they did. Johhny's a talented guy but Morrissey is a queynte.

It's from a Name Taken song called Panic

Early 2000s emo band
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2021, 08:41:04 AM
It's from a Name Taken song called Panic

Early 2000s emo band

Huh. Google told me it was from The Smiths' song Panic.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2021, 08:42:42 AM
Huh. Google told me it was from The Smiths' song Panic.

Incorrect.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2021, 08:42:48 AM
Also,

The Smiths
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 22, 2021, 08:53:03 AM
Alexisonfire
!!!
Boysetsfire
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2021, 08:56:35 AM
Alexisonfire

I never figured out if that was supposed to be Alex Is On Fire or Alexis On Fire.
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 22, 2021, 09:05:24 AM
I never figured out if that was supposed to be Alex Is On Fire or Alexis On Fire.

Alexis On Fire
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Post by: IATA on February 22, 2021, 10:13:08 AM
I never figured out if that was supposed to be Alex Is On Fire or Alexis On Fire.

i saw them play at the pound sf w/ coheed and cambria and theghostinyou in like 2004? 2005? idk anyways the venue guy called them alex is on fire and after 44 caliber love letter, george made a joke about the venue name and thats why the dude worked here. what a time to be alive.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 22, 2021, 10:45:35 AM
theghostinyou
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Post by: reuben on February 22, 2021, 11:13:35 AM
!!!
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Post by: Badger on February 22, 2021, 11:32:37 AM
!!!
!T.O.O.H.!
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: reuben on February 22, 2021, 12:12:59 PM
If you have any punctuation marks of any kind in your band name, go freak yourself.
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Post by: Johnny English on February 22, 2021, 12:37:42 PM
Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Sunn O)))
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 22, 2021, 01:34:21 PM
!!!
See page 3
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Post by: delavan on February 23, 2021, 08:17:35 AM
This band sucks but the band that their name comes from did not.
edit  The Smiths?  Yup, great band. 

You're right,  Panic! at the Disco was taken from the lyrics to a Name Taken song:
"Panic at the disco/Sat back and took it so slow/Are you nervous?/Are you shaking?".
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Jumbo on February 23, 2021, 08:36:39 AM
Going by the stage name "ILoveMakonnen" when your real name is Makonnen is peak narcissism
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Post by: Johnny English on February 23, 2021, 08:42:09 AM
Going by the stage name "ILoveMakonnen" when your real name is Makonnen is peak narcissism

Again, see also a significant number of rappers and their awful stage names.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 23, 2021, 08:58:23 AM
Of Montreal, not at all from Montreal, and a really pretentious way of expressing origin.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2021, 09:00:40 AM
Stone Gossard
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Post by: reuben on February 23, 2021, 09:50:04 AM
The Edge
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Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2021, 09:50:56 AM
The Edge

this is a good one too. 
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 23, 2021, 09:55:23 AM
The Edge

Also Bono.
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Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2021, 09:55:40 AM
Buckethead
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Post by: Heismanberg on February 23, 2021, 10:06:19 AM
Flea
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Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2021, 10:08:59 AM
Donnie Wahlberg
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 23, 2021, 11:33:46 AM
Lil' (insert name here)
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Post by: delavan on February 23, 2021, 03:07:02 PM
Sting
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 23, 2021, 08:02:21 PM
Sting

Dana Carvey had a great bit on this.
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Post by: reuben on February 23, 2021, 08:44:24 PM
Eldrick Tont
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Post by: Derek Smalls on February 24, 2021, 12:31:34 AM
I was offended this took 4-5 pages to get The Edge and Bono.

M. Shadows.
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Post by: d sw0rdz on February 24, 2021, 08:30:05 AM
not really an 'annoying name' but i was always annoyed that a rapper decided to name himself 'cash out' and one of the first songs he dropped was called 'cashing out'
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Post by: delavan on February 24, 2021, 09:47:18 AM
I was offended this took 4-5 pages to get

The Edge and Bono.


Paul Hewson adopted the 'Bono' moniker after a seeing billboard that included Bono Vox which is Latin for "beautiful voice."   Talk about having a high opinion of one's self..

Marilyn Manson
Slash
Charred Walls of the Dammed (if that's not Hope Solo-related, it blows)
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on February 24, 2021, 09:50:41 AM
Paul Hewson adopted the 'Bono' moniker after a seeing billboard that included Bono Vox which is Latin for "beautiful voice."   Talk about having a high opinion of one's self..

Marilyn Manson
Slash
Charred Walls of the Dammed (if that's not Hope Solo-related, it blows)

wait a minute.  Slash is awesome.  Take back your slander immediately.
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 24, 2021, 03:30:51 PM
Young Pharaoh
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Post by: CatoTheElder on February 24, 2021, 04:13:25 PM
Ringo Starr
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Post by: delavan on February 25, 2021, 01:41:21 PM
Anal Cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Johnny English on February 25, 2021, 01:52:52 PM
Anal Cunt

That's not annoying, it's funny. But I think that metal/hardcore bands should be off limits in this discussion because 75% of them are absolutely ridiculous.
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Post by: Badger on February 25, 2021, 02:08:32 PM
If one of you says Nunslaughter we're fighting at the tailgate
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Post by: bojanglesman on February 25, 2021, 02:12:55 PM
Anal Cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt
Goat Whore
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2021, 03:51:48 PM
Goat Whore
You're on thin ice, bo
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Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2021, 10:48:49 PM
Barenaked Ladies. Firstly, "bare" and "naked" are separate words. Secondly, they're tautologous.
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Post by: delavan on March 08, 2021, 10:37:55 AM
That's not annoying, it's funny. But I think that metal/hardcore bands should be off limits in this discussion because 75% of them are absolutely ridiculous.

  Scatto-gyno's funny?  Ok, but it seems more like contrived shock for shock's sake, e.g. Beethoven's queynte.

  Funny?  Here's a punk troop from Williamsburg (Bklyn):  Show Me the Body
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B15q6Uz6inY
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2021, 08:56:49 AM
Snake Skin Prison
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Post by: MBGreen on July 15, 2021, 09:42:19 AM
Snake Skin Prison

You know who's in the alcohol of fame?

(https://scontent.fyyc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/1377003_10153264556620524_312243319_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=cdbe9c&_nc_ohc=-wVivkMKnrsAX8K2Rir&_nc_ht=scontent.fyyc2-1.fna&oh=ad9ec5d4d4acd9748fba77f271059777&oe=60F487C1)

(https://scontent.fyyc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/456273_10100437902431892_310573902_o.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=cdbe9c&_nc_ohc=_7xCFlMXl88AX9QNGBX&_nc_ht=scontent.fyyc2-1.fna&oh=a11a9d5b7fbdba404971a8ea8f58babd&oe=60F63061)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 15, 2021, 12:18:42 PM
Snake Skin Prison

GOAT band
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Post by: MBGreen on July 01, 2022, 08:59:35 AM
Stone Gossard

bump


Stone should change his name to "Jason Burger".
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: delavan on July 01, 2022, 11:59:30 AM
Les Cocksuckers (coq n' roll)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7619k9WT9XI

Puppy & the Handjobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vNfWuWJV9Y
Title: Re: Annoying Musician names
Post by: MBGreen on October 13, 2022, 12:11:40 PM
Stone Gossard

still hate this