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Title: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 01:00:31 PM
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 01:01:18 PM
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2021, 02:09:56 PM
Takis doesn't respect the troops like Tostitos

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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 19, 2021, 02:15:32 PM
https://twitter.com/jessebtyler/status/1394449586219937796?s=21
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2021, 04:15:01 PM
https://twitter.com/jessebtyler/status/1394449586219937796?s=21

That is amazing.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on May 19, 2021, 04:21:41 PM
I've always marveled at the slide from middle America doing over the top 9/11 tribute stuff to not even considering NYC or DC "real America".
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: reuben on May 19, 2021, 05:30:37 PM
https://twitter.com/jessebtyler/status/1394449586219937796?s=21

I love that the first paragraph provides a through explanation for how jet fuel can melt steel beams.  Know your audience. 
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 30, 2021, 11:41:47 AM
https://twitter.com/vp/status/1398717990376546304?s=21
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 14, 2021, 10:02:55 PM
https://twitter.com/sentedcruz/status/1404564419229724676?s=21
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2021, 09:31:15 PM
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 18, 2021, 10:00:48 PM
The family changed the name in the last century. Used to be Diksnott.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on September 26, 2021, 10:20:34 PM
https://twitter.com/CloydRivers/status/1442157123467612160?s=19
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 26, 2021, 11:00:11 PM
https://twitter.com/CloydRivers/status/1442157123467612160?s=19

This is why I never eat at this freaking place.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2022, 02:42:16 PM
What the freak is happening at Fort Bragg?

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In total, a staggering 83 active-duty soldiers stationed at Fort Bragg died in the 18 months ending June 2021, according to data obtained by Rolling Stone. Only 11 of these deaths were from “natural causes.” Many, perhaps a plurality, were suicides. But in no fewer than 33 cases, the Army has classified the cause of death as “undetermined.”

In other words, the Army can’t or won’t say how a whole platoon’s worth of soldiers died at its largest installation, home of the Special Forces, the Airborne Corps, and the Joint Special Operations Command. Over this same 18-month period, just three Fort Bragg soldiers died in overseas combat, meaning these elite troops are a dizzying 27 times more likely to die stateside than in war zones such as Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/ftbragg-army-beheading-charges-filed-1283450/
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on March 24, 2022, 04:50:05 PM
https://twitter.com/carolrosenberg/status/1507081975470956548?t=wqQngBp6Eue0RJ9V8cb2MA&s=19
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 24, 2022, 05:51:27 PM
https://twitter.com/carolrosenberg/status/1507081975470956548?t=wqQngBp6Eue0RJ9V8cb2MA&s=19

Imagine the optics if they let the McDonald's flag fly higher than the USA flag.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2022, 06:36:45 PM
Imagine the optics if they let the McDonald's flag fly higher than the USA flag.
Mcribs deserve the recognition
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 24, 2022, 07:13:54 PM
Mcribs deserve the recognition

I can't imagine being on the colors detail and having to raise that.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2022, 08:13:56 PM
I can't imagine being on the colors detail and having to raise that.
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: bojanglesman on March 24, 2022, 08:24:57 PM
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2022, 08:40:45 PM
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2022, 01:46:44 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1529168843305787397?t=ln5kbxIl-q25-8QEoeKxyA&s=19
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 24, 2022, 03:01:12 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1529168843305787397?t=ln5kbxIl-q25-8QEoeKxyA&s=19

Good.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: delavan on May 24, 2022, 03:52:40 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1529168843305787397?t=ln5kbxIl-q25-8QEoeKxyA&s=19
Long overdue

edit: this was brought up years ago:
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/take-confederate-names-off-our-army-bases/612832/

edit-edit: now to address the ridiculous number of schools that are still named after confederate leaders and generals
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2022, 04:54:18 PM
Good.
Now if only they could do something about all those murders at Fort Liberty.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 24, 2022, 05:03:57 PM
Now if only they could do something about all those murders at Fort Liberty.

I wonder how minority service members keep getting targeted for death in Georgia. Guess we'll never know.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on June 23, 2022, 02:59:15 PM
https://twitter.com/MartyrEmpanada/status/1539709361760739329?t=aPyAiD75_zfD3U0MkYXsxA&s=19
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2022, 03:02:41 PM
https://twitter.com/MartyrEmpanada/status/1539709361760739329?t=aPyAiD75_zfD3U0MkYXsxA&s=19

The last thing he needs is more Tostitos
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 10, 2022, 08:50:59 PM
https://twitter.com/christweetsllc/status/1546216405145632770?s=21&t=v-tQdHj2phFOx_DGnlAGlg
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Johnny English on September 09, 2022, 11:59:53 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/x930ki/virginia_restaurant_has_a_911_themed_menu/
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 09, 2022, 12:11:16 PM
That just jumped Virginia up to #2 in the order of states that should be returned to the natives.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Gorilla on September 09, 2022, 01:54:32 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/x930ki/virginia_restaurant_has_a_911_themed_menu/

Should have been an extra gin Never-Remember-Tini for the lulz.
I'd also have suggested Zero Dark Dirty martini, or United ninety-Three Cheese Nachos.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on September 09, 2022, 08:07:47 PM
Should have been an extra gin Never-Remember-Tini for the lulz.
I'd also have suggested Zero Dark Dirty martini, or United ninety-Three Cheese Nachos.
Building 7 Bloomin' Onion
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 09, 2022, 08:45:32 PM
Building 7 Bloomin' Onion

Battling beer tower special. Get tow groups of friends fo see who can bring the suds down first.

Making sure I get the nicest part of Hell possible.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on December 31, 2022, 12:00:12 PM
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Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2023, 09:39:18 AM
Was torn between posting this here or the fish sandwich thread.

https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/57878/1/the-era-of-military-funded-e-girl-warfare-army-influencers-tiktok
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2023, 12:30:11 PM
Was torn between posting this here or the fish sandwich thread.

https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/57878/1/the-era-of-military-funded-e-girl-warfare-army-influencers-tiktok

I don't understand anything that's going on there.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2023, 12:40:04 PM
I don't understand anything that's going on there.
As someone else commented on the story, "none of those words are in the bible."
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on January 18, 2023, 02:56:09 PM
Suck it, Skynet

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1615716082588815363?s=19
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 18, 2023, 03:07:57 PM
Suck it, Skynet

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1615716082588815363?s=19

The Pentagon is about to waste enough money to house every homeless person on cardboard box-based cammo research.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 30, 2023, 11:29:29 PM
https://twitter.com/rightwingcope/status/1652864492840132608?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

New benefits include limited Tostitos (previously was unlimited)
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: reuben on April 30, 2023, 11:50:56 PM
https://twitter.com/rightwingcope/status/1652864492840132608?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

New benefits include limited Tostitos (previously was unlimited)

Some real gems in the comments

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Cereal
@CerealAndBoxes
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2h
Hot take but I only think that WWII veterans deserve extra benefits and not some dude who killed Iraqis in a pointless war in the Middle East.

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Nathan Imhoff
@Ni22cowboy
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2h
Yeah random picture with random numbers and we're supposed to believe you
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Badger on June 14, 2023, 02:36:16 PM
https://www.starcom.spaceforce.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3004222/capt-daniel-reynolds-space-force-first-sapper/
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 03, 2023, 12:28:19 PM
https://twitter.com/footyscran/status/1687122800765521920?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

This could trigger Revolutionary War Pt 2
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2023, 12:46:58 PM
https://twitter.com/footyscran/status/1687122800765521920?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

This could trigger Revolutionary War Pt 2

that is an elite deal
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: Johnny English on August 03, 2023, 01:05:19 PM
You can't get one mass produced excrement beer for $8 at any major sports arena in Ontario.
Title: Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 31, 2024, 09:00:58 PM
https://x.com/emptytesticles/status/1774492200098812387?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg