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The Rest Of The Sports World => You Don't Know Football => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 07:44:19 AM

Title: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 07:44:19 AM
Peace, Bo.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 07:44:47 AM
Good. Another team needs a QB.

Need Brees and Ben next.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: dcm1602 on January 20, 2021, 07:47:11 AM
Good for him

Now he has time to spend with his wife and start a family
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 08:21:40 AM
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 07:44:19 AM
Peace, Bo.

It's been an honour, boys. Dadgummit!
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 08:24:03 AM
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2021, 07:44:47 AM
Good. Another team needs a QB.

Need Brees and Ben next.

You can bank on Brees retiring.  I bet Ben stays.  He had a good year this year.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Heismanberg on January 20, 2021, 08:26:53 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 08:24:03 AM
You can bank on Brees retiring.  I bet Ben stays.  He had a good year this year.

Big Ben won't retire but he fell off a cliff about halfway through the season. 
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: MBGreen on January 20, 2021, 08:45:07 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 08:21:40 AM
It's been an honour, boys. Dadgummit!

more time to pork your wife and make babbies
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 08:46:00 AM
Quote from: MBGreen on January 20, 2021, 08:45:07 AM
more time to pork your wife and make babbies

The first part, not the second part.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: MBGreen on January 20, 2021, 08:48:54 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 08:46:00 AM
The first part, not the second part.

Better cut your testicles off to make sure.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2021, 01:55:51 PM
Colts make sense for Darnold if Watson blah blah blah....
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: IATA on January 21, 2021, 09:16:18 AM
i wonder how many nannies they have. theres no way his wife raises all those kids on her own? do they make the older kids raise the younger ones like those duggar freaks?
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: MBGreen on January 21, 2021, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: IATA on January 21, 2021, 09:16:18 AM
i wonder how many nannies they have. theres no way his wife raises all those kids on her own? do they make the older kids raise the younger ones like those duggar freaks?

Don't the Duggars have sex with each other too?
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 21, 2021, 09:19:58 AM
Nice run bo, good luck to you. See you at the next tailgate.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: IATA on January 21, 2021, 10:08:20 AM
Quote from: MBGreen on January 21, 2021, 09:19:36 AM
Don't the Duggars have sex with each other too?

i know the oldest boy molested a few of his sisters, so maybe?
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2021, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: Italian Seafood on January 21, 2021, 09:19:58 AM
Nice run bo, good luck to you. See you at the next tailgate.

I'll bring the kids.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Johnny English on January 21, 2021, 10:17:23 AM
Quote from: IATA on January 21, 2021, 09:16:18 AM
i wonder how many nannies they have. theres no way his wife raises all those kids on her own? do they make the older kids raise the younger ones like those duggar freaks?

Given our new coach's fertility rate we might want to slow our roll mocking Big Phil.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 21, 2021, 01:31:00 PM
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 21, 2021, 10:08:55 AM
I'll bring the kids.

Renting a bus lol.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: WD40 on January 21, 2021, 03:56:18 PM
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Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: delavan on January 21, 2021, 08:47:50 PM
I come from a large family and yes my older sister and I are expecting our 3rd this spring.....seriously, what the freak's the matter with some of you?  lol
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 21, 2021, 10:19:26 PM
Quote from: delavan on January 21, 2021, 08:47:50 PM
I come from a large family and yes my older sister and I are expecting our 3rd this spring.....seriously, what the freak's the matter with some of you?  lol

you and your older sister have 2 children together and are expecting a 3rd?
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 10:27:41 PM
Quote from: d sw0rdz on January 21, 2021, 10:19:26 PM
you and your older sister have 2 children together and are expecting a 3rd?
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Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: delavan on January 22, 2021, 12:19:15 AM
Quote from: d sw0rdz on January 21, 2021, 10:19:26 PM
you and your older sister have 2 children together and are expecting a 3rd?

er,...no.  Since the obvious over-the-top-and-wrong-on-so-many-levels dark humor was lost,  I'll spell it out for you--pls. read slowly:

New Thread:  Philip Rivers (dad to many) announces his retirement.  In short order the elfin' thread progressively turns into an incestuous creepfest:

Quote from: [quote author=IATA link=topic=5235.msg414506#msg414506 date=1611242178
i wonder how many nannies they have. theres no way his wife raises all those kids on her own? do they make the older kids raise the younger ones like those duggar freaks?
Quote from: MBGreen on January 21, 2021, 09:19:36 AM
Don't the Duggars have sex with each other too?
Quote from: IATA on January 21, 2021, 10:08:20 AM
i know the oldest boy molested a few of his sisters, so maybe?


Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Jumbo on January 22, 2021, 12:35:49 AM
Quote from: delavan on January 22, 2021, 12:19:15 AM
er,...no.  Since the obvious over-the-top-and-wrong-on-so-many-levels dark humor was lost,  I'll spell it out for you--pls. read slowly:

New Thread:  Philip Rivers (dad to many) announces his retirement.  In short order the elfin' thread progressively turns into an incestuous creepfest:




Pics of your older sister or gtfo
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 22, 2021, 08:23:18 AM
Quote from: delavan on January 22, 2021, 12:19:15 AM
er,...no.  Since the obvious over-the-top-and-wrong-on-so-many-levels dark humor was lost,  I'll spell it out for you--pls. read slowly:

New Thread:  Philip Rivers (dad to many) announces his retirement.  In short order the elfin' thread progressively turns into an incestuous creepfest:




Uber-woke creepiness is a fun feature of this board.
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: delavan on January 22, 2021, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Jumbo on January 22, 2021, 12:35:49 AM
Pics of your older sister or gtfo
  ha, I get it; JO mad dawgs ftw...

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Quote from: Italian Seafood on January 22, 2021, 08:23:18 AM
Uber-woke creepiness is a fun feature of this board.

 
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: IATA on January 24, 2021, 11:44:22 AM
Why are you the way you are?
Title: Re: Philip Rivers retiring
Post by: delavan on January 24, 2021, 06:18:57 PM
Quote from: IATA on January 24, 2021, 11:44:22 AM
Why are you the way you are?

Do you mean why don't I smugly sneer at others?   Dunno, haven't thought about it.  Then again I don't use my personality as a form of birth control.   

easy killer..  : )