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Title: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2020, 09:05:33 PM
They might start pepper spraying fans on the way into the stadium, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Miamipuck on December 08, 2020, 01:37:57 AM
Does this mean mace or Gase?
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2020, 05:46:31 AM
Does this mean mace or Gase?
They might make Gase coach for life with full control, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2020, 07:41:11 AM
I'm probably done with tailgates, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2020, 07:58:14 AM


I'm probably done with tailgates, because Arby's makes me cry.

Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2020, 08:02:16 AM
bojanglesman ruined this thead, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2020, 08:16:33 AM
bojanglesman ruined this thead, because green team bad!
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201208/a407efebbeea54904d195b135139c40e.jpg)
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2020, 08:23:56 AM
They're gonna replace every concession stand with Shilla because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: delavan on December 08, 2020, 08:40:39 AM
All fans given bags to put over their head because green team bad.
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2020, 08:41:47 AM
They're gonna replace every concession stand with Shilla because green team bad!


And then close all the bathrooms.
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2020, 09:11:23 AM
We shouldn't bother drafting any players if they'll be ruined anyway, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: reuben on December 08, 2020, 09:23:08 AM
What's Shilla?
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2020, 09:26:10 AM
What's Shilla?
Korean restaurant that made everyone excrement explosively on tailgate weekend.
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: reuben on December 08, 2020, 09:31:22 AM
haha nice
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2020, 09:42:30 AM
We're going to hire Marvin Lewis instead of a real HC, because green team bad.
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2020, 09:43:23 AM
Gase will be promoted to General Manager, still call the offense next season because Green Team Bad.
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Heismanberg on December 08, 2020, 10:27:32 AM
Bill Coher and Tony Dung will make green team good
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2020, 11:05:46 AM
We might take a DT 1st overall next year, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2020, 11:12:17 AM
Frank Bush defensive playcalling collaboration with Gase/Boggains, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 13, 2020, 04:45:37 PM
The Jets will take Sarah Fuller in the 2nd round next year, because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Jumbo on December 13, 2020, 04:59:21 PM
The Jets will take Sarah Fuller in the 2nd round next year, because green team bad!

There are multiple good players named Fuller already in the NFL, morans
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 21, 2020, 11:13:24 AM
Jets pick #1: "It doesn't matter if we draft Lawrence, it's all going to be terrible no matter what because green team bad!"

Jets pick #2: "Wow it's weird that you guys think they might not get this right."
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on December 22, 2020, 10:12:06 AM
What if all the draft picks refuse to play for the Jets?
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2021, 10:36:28 PM
I'm fine with Wink provided he hires a competent OC.

He might hire a soccer coach because green team bad!
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2021, 10:32:05 PM
What if Christopher Johnson forces Joe Douglas to hire a bad coach because green team bad
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2021, 10:33:32 PM
What if Christopher Johnson forces Joe Douglas to hire a bad coach because green team bad

What if Woody Johnson hires himself as the coach because green team bad?
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2021, 10:41:05 PM
What if Woody Johnson hires himself as the coach because green team bad?
Oh noes
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2021, 06:30:24 PM
(https://i.redd.it/i6jvs1807if61.jpg)
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Heismanberg on February 04, 2021, 06:31:34 PM
That's also why Heath Ledger overdosed
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Johnny English on February 04, 2021, 07:09:25 PM
That's also why Heath Ledger overdosed
He missed the Gase era so can we really say he was wrong?
Title: Re: Green team bad
Post by: Badger on April 24, 2021, 11:15:29 PM
I'm worried we might draft Justin Fields and then 9 interior defensive lineman because green team bad!