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Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: Miamipuck on November 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM

Title: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Miamipuck on November 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, even the fuzzy foreigners, stay healthy and keep your mask on when you are having gay sex.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Johnny English on November 26, 2020, 06:02:50 PM
HappyTThanksgiving everyone even the fuzzy foreigners, stay healthy and keep your mask on when you are having gay sex.

Can't get the rona if you're shoving their face into the pillow.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Miamipuck on November 26, 2020, 11:27:17 PM
Can't get the rona if you're shoving their face into the pillow.

So true
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: bojanglesman on November 25, 2021, 08:42:16 AM
My son wanted to make some cornbread he made at school for a Thanksgiving program.  He said it was a 25/10 on the taste scale (I didn't ask him if it was similar to the JFIF Miami hot chick scale).  I got the recipe from his teacher and it's just a regular cornbread recipe, so I figure he just hadn't eaten cornbread before and likes cornbread. 

Baking a turkey and some honey ham (freak you MB).  Already had some Irish Cream in my coffee, so I'm close to full tilt.  Gotta pace myself.  Nothing worse than a 3 pm headache from being hungover too early.

Is it weird that I'm looking forward to the sandwiches from the leftovers more than the actual dinner?

Happy Thanksgiving homos.  I'm thankful for this website.  It reminds me that I'm not the only poopchute in the world and I'm not even that good at being one.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Badger on November 25, 2021, 08:46:50 AM
Cornbread is manna from heaven.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: bojanglesman on November 25, 2021, 08:51:41 AM
Cornbread is manna from heaven.
I had to Google that too.  You are an encyclopedia sir.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: MBGreen on November 25, 2021, 09:09:02 AM
Happy thanksgiving, American JO broz.


I have to work today....so, um, freak you.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: delavan on November 25, 2021, 09:58:30 AM
A 'bustle' here and a hustle there, New York City's the place where...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Time_lapse_Macy_s_Thanksgiving_Day_Parade_2012_New_York_hd720.webm


My son wanted to make some cornbread he made at school for a Thanksgiving program.  He said it was a 25/10 on the taste scale (I didn't ask him if it was similar to the JFIF Miami hot chick scale).  I got the recipe from his teacher and it's just a regular cornbread recipe, so I figure he just hadn't eaten cornbread before and likes cornbread. 
https://texasweedsyndicate.com/edibles-recipes/cannabis-cornbread-recipe/

Happy Thanksgiving and 'thanks JO'  - best to all.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: bojanglesman on November 25, 2021, 04:39:31 PM
I ate too much.  Shocker.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Libero_2 on November 25, 2021, 05:56:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving JO. You assholes make the Jets failures a bit more bearable and I’m glad to have you guys around to help when times are tough and when times aren’t so tough.

Best of wishes for all the holidays this year.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: bojanglesman on November 25, 2021, 06:06:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving JO. You assholes make the Jets failures a bit more bearable and I’m glad to have you guys around to help when times are tough and when times aren’t so tough.

Best of wishes for all the holidays this year.
Lick my balls.  And have a Happy Thanksgiving. 
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 25, 2021, 06:49:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfY9aXTTHlQ
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 25, 2021, 09:58:20 PM
Happy Thanksgiving guys.

This year I'm thankful the Jets didn't have a game today.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 25, 2021, 10:04:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Badger on November 25, 2021, 11:18:55 PM
I'm 5 lbs heavier than I was in the morning.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 21, 2022, 10:51:00 AM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck9rfLxofg3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Ok this is great
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Gorilla on November 21, 2022, 12:01:44 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck9rfLxofg3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Ok this is great

Lol

The wife is half Italian and we actually did have lasagna on Thanksgiving in 2020, when it was just us two.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: reuben on November 23, 2022, 02:42:03 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/1952z48jtr1a1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=671408f4fcd323ac672f5e91dcdb89ebafc26666)

Keep it safe fellas
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Heismanberg on November 23, 2022, 03:24:51 PM
Classics: 

https://www.theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340

https://www.theonion.com/26-year-old-to-see-every-poopchute-he-ever-went-to-high-s-1819570411
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Badger on November 25, 2022, 06:45:47 AM
I'm hungover
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Badger on November 25, 2022, 08:58:02 AM
Thread.

https://twitter.com/cherokee_autumn/status/1466773840147669006?s=19
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Libero_2 on November 25, 2022, 09:58:30 AM
Thread.

https://twitter.com/cherokee_autumn/status/1466773840147669006?s=19

This was fun.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Miamipuck on November 25, 2022, 05:45:44 PM
Yesterday we had our annual hockey game at 7oclock in the am. It ends 930 and from then until 2 we were drinking in the parking lot. One guy brought Apple Pie some concoction that was awesome, tasted like that stuff from Justified must have. One buddy's wife called20 times, "yeah the game is running late overtime etc." It was freaking awesome. I was trashed by the time for real Thanksgiving. What a day
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: MBGreen on November 25, 2022, 06:00:46 PM
Yesterday we had our annual hockey game at 7oclock in the am. It winds 930 and from then until 2 we were drinking in the parking lot. One guy brought Apple Pie some concoction that was awesome, tasted like that stuff from Justified must have. One buddy's wife called20 times, "yeah the game is running late overtime etc." It was freaking awesome. I was trashed by the time for real Thanksgiving. What a day

I am just a Mongoloid that likes bad food.
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Badger on November 25, 2022, 08:10:58 PM
I am just a Mongoloid that likes bad food.
lmao
Title: Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
Post by: Johnny English on November 25, 2022, 08:12:25 PM
lmao

Holy excrement. This was a long payoff, but worth it.