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The Rest Of The Sports World => Designated Hitters Make Baseball Better => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on June 13, 2020, 05:29:29 PM

Title: The Hack is Back
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 13, 2020, 05:29:29 PM
https://twitter.com/jclarknbcs/status/1271904027752763398?s=21
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 13, 2020, 05:35:48 PM
https://twitter.com/baseballbros/status/1271931835023532032?s=21

This pitching delivery actually does look better than his football throwing mechanics lmao
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 13, 2020, 05:38:29 PM
^sources are telling me he was hitting 90+ mph in that video
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: bojanglesman on June 13, 2020, 07:01:16 PM
/thread.  Back to pancake lady funbags.
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 13, 2020, 07:09:01 PM
Yea freak this dude.
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2020, 12:54:48 PM
Yea freak this dude.
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ Christian Hackenberg w/o getting pinned. You up for it?  Or does your publicist say too risky?
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2020, 12:56:15 PM
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ Christian Hackenberg w/o getting pinned. You up for it?  Or does your publicist say too risky?

Are Ted Cruz and mj2sexay the same person?
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2020, 01:09:51 PM
Are Ted Cruz and mj2sexay the same person?
mj is a mammal
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2020, 01:20:55 PM
mj is a mammal

that's up for debate
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: reuben on June 15, 2020, 01:35:42 PM
mj2sexay = zodiac
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2020, 01:36:20 PM
mj2sexay = zodiac

Makin' sure the doors are locked tonight.
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 15, 2020, 01:52:59 PM
The people are buzzing about Hack
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 15, 2020, 02:08:13 PM
the deluded excrement hack was saying to explain his failures as a player at the end of his nfl career is the same delusion that's leading him to pursue an mlb career

im sorry, i don't care how fast this guy pitches, he is not going to make it

Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 15, 2020, 02:11:58 PM
the deluded excrement hack was saying to explain his failures as a player at the end of his nfl career is the same delusion that's leading him to pursue an mlb career

im sorry, i don't care how fast this guy pitches, he is not going to make it



YOU DONT SAY THAT

He could strike your bitch derriere out
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2020, 02:15:36 PM
YOU DONT SAY THAT

He could strike your bitch derriere out

I'm sure Wildthing Ricky Vaughn has better pitch control than Hack.
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 15, 2020, 02:35:12 PM
the deluded excrement hack was saying to explain his failures as a player at the end of his nfl career is the same delusion that's leading him to pursue an mlb career

im sorry, i don't care how fast this guy pitches, he is not going to make it


At the same time, more power to him for trying. The odds of it working out for him are extremely slim. It would be a cool story if he did make it though.

I don't blame Hackenberg. Anyone with 2 eyes could see the guy couldn't play. The Hack pick immediately made me start doubting Macc.
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2020, 02:40:43 PM
the deluded excrement hack was saying to explain his failures as a player at the end of his nfl career is the same delusion that's leading him to pursue an mlb career

im sorry, i don't care how fast this guy pitches, he is not going to make it
YOU DONT SAY THAT

He could strike your bitch derriere out
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the batter's box vs Christian Hackenberg w/o striking out. You up for it?  Or does your publicist say too risky?
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 15, 2020, 02:44:29 PM
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the batter's box vs Christian Hackenberg w/o striking out. You up for it?  Or does your publicist say too risky?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qU5J-NAwkUg
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2020, 02:52:31 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qU5J-NAwkUg

Libero is H's Stevie Janowski.
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 15, 2020, 02:57:15 PM
I'm sure Wildthing Ricky Vaughn has better pitch control than Hack.

Nuke LaLoosh pre-fcking Susan Sarandon and wearing her panties has better control than Hack
Title: Re: The Hack is Back
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2020, 03:00:26 PM
Nuke LaLoosh pre-fcking Susan Sarandon and wearing her panties has better control than Hack

4 honks


Once Hack gets a contract....he'll start throwing like Henry Rowengartner before slipping on the baseball and landing on his shoulder.