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Title: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: IATA on March 22, 2020, 09:40:11 PM
supposed to run july 24 - august 9 in tokyo

most likely going to be delayed until 2021 due to coronavirus



canada announced they wouldnt send athletes in 2020
shinzo abe says it looks like it would be best to delay

its gonna be delayed
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Heismanberg on March 22, 2020, 10:09:34 PM
Who cares
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2020, 07:44:32 AM
Who cares

The World
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2020, 08:15:53 AM
I'm really going to miss competitive swimming!
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2020, 08:37:27 AM
I'm really going to miss competitive swimming!

Penny Oleksiak has a tight derriere
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on March 23, 2020, 08:51:08 AM
Penny Oleksiak has a tight derriere
Pics or its flabby.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: MBGreen on March 23, 2020, 08:58:48 AM
Pics or its flabby.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRWbYIMhCeUirFaTMgskeDipNTD0PORyg7cxgR6Dua3wDg7gYP8)
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: IATA on March 23, 2020, 09:10:04 AM
Who cares

2 edgy
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2020, 09:12:34 AM
2 edgy

Bro you are a piece of like
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2020, 01:13:07 PM
Confirmed postponed to 2021. Looks like I have time to get in shape for it.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 23, 2020, 09:43:33 PM
Wouldn't have been the same without Canada's basketball team.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2020, 09:56:14 PM
Wouldn't have been the same without Canada's basketball team.

BURN
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2020, 11:24:56 PM
Wouldn't have been the same without Canada's basketball team.
At least you don't have to worry about getting embarrassed by a world superpower like France again.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 24, 2020, 06:00:18 AM
At least you don't have to worry about getting embarrassed by a world superpower like France again.

https://time.com/4460744/rio-olympics-us-mens-basketball-win/
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 07, 2021, 12:39:05 PM
https://twitter.com/nbcolympics/status/1401711521466662923?s=21

https://twitter.com/lindsaycrouse/status/1401705587516260352?s=21
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on June 07, 2021, 01:25:23 PM
I can't even do a cartwheel.  Damn.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2021, 06:39:08 PM
Get hype? Been watching some of the trials when I come across them on TV.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2021, 07:13:35 PM
https://www.npr.org/2021/06/15/1006622129/an-olympic-hopeful-says-her-burrito-is-to-blame-for-her-positive-drug-test
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 06, 2021, 06:58:01 PM
Just caught up on the Sha'Carri Richardson news, this sucks
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2021, 07:06:00 PM
Just caught up on the Sha'Carri Richardson news, this sucks

Does anyone actually care at all about the Olympics? I love most sport but I find it really hard to give a excrement about the Summer Olympics.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 06, 2021, 07:35:17 PM
Does anyone actually care at all about the Olympics? I love most sport but I find it really hard to give a excrement about the Summer Olympics.
The 100m dash has more excitement than most soccer games.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on July 06, 2021, 08:17:14 PM
Does anyone actually care at all about the Olympics? I love most sport but I find it really hard to give a excrement about the Summer Olympics.

Rhythmic gymnastics
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: MBGreen on July 07, 2021, 07:10:22 AM
Does anyone actually care at all about the Olympics? I love most sport but I find it really hard to give a excrement about the Summer Olympics.

Women's water polo is pretty good...especially when their funbags flop out of their bathing suits.  There used to be a reddit sub dedicated to showing pics of this.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 07, 2021, 07:46:37 AM
I actually like watching the swimming races. My wife got mad at me the last Olympics because I delayed us going into Universal while I stood outside and watched a race.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: mj2sexay on July 07, 2021, 09:04:45 AM
Just caught up on the Sha'Carri Richardson news, this sucks

I have to say as much as I find the suspension to be absolute bullshit, I have a tremendous amount of respect with how she's handled herself over it.

 
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on July 07, 2021, 05:20:50 PM
Sha'Carri Richardson's 30 day suspension (absurd as it is) would've still allowed her to compete in the 4x100 relay.   

Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 07, 2021, 05:37:26 PM
Sha'Carri Richardson's 30 day suspension (absurd as it is) would've still allowed her to compete in the 4x100 relay.
Yep. And she was still left out.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on July 08, 2021, 10:01:25 AM
Japan just called a national state of emergency and will likely ban all spectators from the Olympics. They have a miserably low vaccination rate for a wealthy developed country (26% of population with at least one dose, 15% with two).
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on July 08, 2021, 10:11:55 AM
I occasionally like flipping by certain Olympic events, but I couldn't care less if it's cancelled. 
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 10, 2021, 09:15:05 PM
https://twitter.com/NigeriaBasket/status/1414043945860927495?s=19
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 20, 2021, 11:47:21 AM
https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/1417525066133348356?s=19
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 20, 2021, 04:23:34 PM
Loland

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1417382516114092035?s=19
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on July 20, 2021, 07:06:23 PM
Tokyo, 2021, what a drag....people testing positive left & right and being sent home while the vast majority of the locals didn't even want the 'gaijin' there in the first place.   What happened to the good old days of e.g. Jessie Owens, John Carlos/Tommy Smith's Black Power salute on the medal stand, George Foreman rearranging Ionas Chepulis's mug, the Miracle on Ice, the Dream Team, Michael Phelps, and--oh!--who could forget those hot Russian babes:

http://bado-badosblog.blogspot.com/2012/07/some-favourite-national-lampoon-covers.html

.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 22, 2021, 11:05:08 PM
Testing the cardboard beds

https://v.redd.it/z1j5vwicjuc71
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 25, 2021, 01:45:29 PM
Neat

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/briannasacks/olympics-fencers-safesport-abuse
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on July 25, 2021, 02:18:51 PM
Neat

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/briannasacks/olympics-fencers-safesport-abuse
Please watch Athlete A.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on July 26, 2021, 09:19:13 PM
American shooters sweep in skeet

https://apnews.com/article/2020-tokyo-olympics-sports-europe-china-olympic-team-italy-olympic-team-8db782954f9295dd3dbec740ad499017
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on July 26, 2021, 09:39:38 PM
American shooters sweep in skeet

https://apnews.com/article/2020-tokyo-olympics-sports-europe-china-olympic-team-italy-olympic-team-8db782954f9295dd3dbec740ad499017
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210727/f2d4c970daa6fb35d0b34aef40b132a9.gif)
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 26, 2021, 10:20:27 PM
What if I’m a world class Olympic level Handball athlete but I just grew up underprivileged without the opportunity or access to try the sport. Who knows what could have been
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 26, 2021, 10:21:47 PM
What if I’m a world class Olympic level Handball athlete but I just grew up underprivileged without the opportunity or access to try the sport. Who knows what could have been
We played it a bit in high school gym class. It's fun.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on July 27, 2021, 06:32:15 AM
https://twitter.com/Tokyo2020/status/1419982346090999811?s=19
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: MBGreen on July 27, 2021, 07:24:57 AM
https://twitter.com/Tokyo2020/status/1419982346090999811?s=19

I guess Simon Bowels isn't the greatest athlete in the world
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: dcm1602 on July 27, 2021, 08:14:18 AM
Not even a year of the Biden administration and we were already defeated by the Russians
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on July 27, 2021, 06:18:04 PM
https://twitter.com/Tokyo2020/status/1419982346090999811?s=19

Shame, was hoping Ms. Biles was going to have her day in the sun.

On a brighter note, this 17 year old Alaskan girl's schoolmates going apeshit and then absolutely exploding when she won was pretty cool.....and the state of Alaska only has ONE 50-meter pool (vol. up):

https://www.instagram.com/p/CR0RWUAn1qW/?utm_medium=copy_link

 
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 27, 2021, 07:57:05 PM
imagine winning a gold medal as a 17 year old teenager in high school

some people are just so gifted
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on July 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
imagine winning a gold medal as a 17 year old teenager in high school

some people are just so gifted

I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on July 27, 2021, 11:48:46 PM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.

What's the word?  Thunderbird!
What's the price?  Thirty twice!
How's it sold?  Good 'n cold!
bonus:
What's the reason? 'Grapes' are in season!


Fortified wine and digital manipulation of nether crevices - always a winning combo.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on July 28, 2021, 03:38:09 AM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.
"JE wins gold for Great Britain in the 100 meter finger bang"
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: MBGreen on July 28, 2021, 07:08:34 AM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210728/f57cfeb56e8d3a1d2162da5fd54a95ba.gif)
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 29, 2021, 03:54:12 PM
https://twitter.com/okcfanethan/status/1420777578810515458?s=21
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2021, 10:06:50 AM
https://www.wavy.com/sports/olympics/japan-2020/condom-used-to-repair-canoe-at-tokyo-olympics/
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 31, 2021, 01:51:41 PM
https://twitter.com/bradgalli/status/1421459236895301635?s=21
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 01, 2021, 08:27:23 AM
https://twitter.com/hannaliubakova/status/1421781150868066309?s=21
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: reuben on August 01, 2021, 09:03:49 PM
https://twitter.com/hannaliubakova/status/1421781150868066309?s=21

Probably the only thing I care about the Olympics is that it gives athletes a global platform to call out their shitty governments. 

I TRAINED SINCE BIRTH TO STEER A SLED WITH MY TAINT, I WILL BE HEARD
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 01, 2021, 09:32:24 PM
i probably won't be seeing anything better than this for a while

https://twitter.com/afidelf/status/1421847918110248967?s=20
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 01, 2021, 10:12:37 PM
That was dope
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 02, 2021, 09:22:19 AM
https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1422178869088559104?s=21

Whew
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on August 02, 2021, 09:53:51 AM
https://nypost.com/2021/08/01/medalist-raven-saunders-raises-hands-in-x-in-olympic-protest/
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2021, 09:58:07 AM
https://nypost.com/2021/08/01/medalist-raven-saunders-raises-hands-in-x-in-olympic-protest/
That person is.....very sturdy.  She would not be at risk for blowing over in any wind that could be generated in this planet.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2021, 10:00:19 AM
That person is.....very sturdy.  She would not be at risk for blowing over in any wind that could be generated in this planet.

5'5" and 240lbs.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2021, 10:04:03 AM
5'5" and 240lbs.
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/59ecd52ad0c4afa3b40c42c077b6987b/tumblr_ojnnnqX4Og1u501aoo1_r1_400.gifv)
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 02, 2021, 12:22:22 PM
https://twitter.com/malcolmbarrett/status/1421877200677216260?s=19 (https://twitter.com/malcolmbarrett/status/1421877200677216260?s=19)
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2021, 12:52:32 PM
She has 4 Olympic and 19 World Championship gold medals, I'm pretty sure she doesn't need anyone telling her what it takes to be an elite athlete. That said, I'm also not sure it's a race thing. Djokovic is a dick to everyone.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 02, 2021, 01:01:05 PM
She has 4 Olympic and 19 World Championship gold medals, I'm pretty sure she doesn't need anyone telling her what it takes to be an elite athlete. That said, I'm also not sure it's a race thing. Djokovic is a dick to everyone.

It can be 2 things.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: ons on August 02, 2021, 02:13:59 PM
https://twitter.com/malcolmbarrett/status/1421877200677216260?s=19 (https://twitter.com/malcolmbarrett/status/1421877200677216260?s=19)

Djokovic has been really good about mental health excrement in the past, including specifically being called out by Naomi Osaka for being supportive. And has been pretty open with his own mental health struggles being a barrier to competing. Pretty sure that quotes being taken wildly out of context.
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: delavan on August 03, 2021, 06:06:24 PM
Djokovic has been really good about mental health excrement in the past, including specifically being called out by Naomi Osaka for being supportive. And has been pretty open with his own mental health struggles being a barrier to competing. Pretty sure that quotes being taken wildly out of context.

^  This +1.  Djoko can be a dork but he's not a prick much less a bigoted one.


BREAKING NEWS:  6.0 earthquake hits the coast of Japan - felt at Olympics

https://www.insider.com/earthquake-japan-tokyo-olympic-games-2021-8

Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on August 06, 2021, 06:09:28 AM
lmao

https://twitter.com/Jason_Keen/status/1423599013308272644?s=19
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 07, 2021, 04:08:13 PM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.

i am just seeing this now. bro you could have been fingering jamie at jamie's party and you'd still be just as legendary to me as you are now. but main point is there can be two legends here, one being the 17 year old that won olympic gold and the other being JE finger-popping jamie's poopchute at 17
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: bojanglesman on August 07, 2021, 08:38:57 PM
i am just seeing this now. bro you could have been fingering jamie at jamie's party and you'd still be just as legendary to me as you are now. but main point is there can be two legends here, one being the 17 year old that won olympic gold and the other being JE finger-popping jamie's poopchute at 17
Finger anal ftw
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 08, 2021, 09:10:04 PM
If you give the stripper drugs, they’ll usually let you do finger anal on them

-JFIF
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 08, 2021, 09:11:09 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/SQvLJrb/7-A1-F831-F-9-BA4-4-E06-A402-DF81-A053609-B.jpg) (https://ibb.co/vsztDYp)
 (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 08, 2021, 09:16:52 PM
https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1424439690158092298?s=20

What a dick
Title: Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
Post by: Badger on August 10, 2021, 09:02:18 AM
https://twitter.com/isgoodrum/status/1423310074685034500?s=19