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Title: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 07:55:03 AM

Officially, Tom Brady says he’s no longer a member of the #Patriots.
Title: Brady leaves NWE
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2020, 07:55:17 AM
bask in it
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 07:56:06 AM
May the dancing on the grave of the Patriots commence please.

Here’s to perrenial 6-10 to 8-8 seasons for those fuckers for the next 100 years
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 08:00:18 AM
It's weird.  I obviously hope he and NE both fall off a cliff, but there's a part of me that would like to see Brady play well and NE eat excrement.  I guess I hate the Pats more than Brady.  Still hate them both though.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2020, 08:00:42 AM
Absolutely love that Bardy's last pass as a Patriot is a pick 6.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 08:02:33 AM
https://youtu.be/NNf2yqCq1dw

End of the era
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 08:03:50 AM
It's weird.  I obviously hope he and NE both fall off a cliff, but there's a part of me that would like to see Brady play well and NE eat excrement.  I guess I hate the Pats more than Brady.  Still hate them both though.


If he went to Miami then got coronavirus I'd be pretty amused
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 08:19:36 AM
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200317/5c6216d7f5a770b8273d3469a1585be2.gif)
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 08:22:43 AM
Wonder who the new QB there will be.  My money is on a scrappy, smart white guy.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on March 17, 2020, 08:26:27 AM
I hope he dies doing something that he loves, he has a heart attack while Giselle is pounding him in the derriere with her horse rooster. While Kraft has a stroke because some 90 year old Asian broad gave him a wax job.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 17, 2020, 08:31:28 AM
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200317/5c6216d7f5a770b8273d3469a1585be2.gif)

Damn, thought it would never happen.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 08:56:35 AM
According to PFF they think he could go to Miami.

While it would be highly entertaining, it would be extraordinarily freaking questionable for all parties
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 17, 2020, 08:58:10 AM
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Wanting Brady to leave has nothing to do with the Jets. Pats fans never getting the satisfaction of a TB12 farewell tour and always having to remember the nearly 2 decade long run ending like this is what I want.

Didn’t think about it til now, but so thankful for this
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 08:58:44 AM
According to PFF they think he could go to Miami.

While it would be highly entertaining, it would be extraordinarily freaking questionable for all parties

That wouldn't be entertaining in the slightest.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 09:00:39 AM
According to PFF they think he could go to Miami.

While it would be highly entertaining, it would be extraordinarily freaking questionable for all parties

Let him. Their pitch has to be the following, we will use all of our draft capital to upgrade the offense to give you weapons and protection. Assuming Brady plays two years, all of the capital the fish built up by tearing it to the ground will have been used by the time Brady hangs them up and they won’t have any ammo to trade up for an elite QB prospect. The fins have improved, but they aren’t ready to win a ring, even if Brady is vintage Brady, rather than what he likely has left.

So yeah I’m all for the Fins making that move
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 09:01:47 AM
That wouldn't be entertaining in the slightest.

A washed up highly overpaid Brady playing for the worst team in our division? It basically guarantees he misses the playoffs, gives us a serviceable chance at beating Brady 4 more times, and throws major dirt on the Patriots as him going to a divisional rival is a complete freak you to them.

It would be worse for them than what the queynte Revis did (with the exception that Brady won't actually win anything in Miami)
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 09:07:48 AM
A washed up highly overpaid Brady playing for the worst team in our division?

You may have missed the fact that they have vast amounts of money to spend in FA and a excrement ton of draft picks. With a good offseason they could get very good very quickly with him under center.

Get that freak out of the division.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 09:09:43 AM
You may have missed the fact that they have vast amounts of money to spend in FA and a excrement ton of draft picks. With a good offseason they could get very good very quickly with him under center.

Get that freak out of the division.

If Miami wants to go all in on win now with a QB who will be 43 before opening day, I'd welcome it with open arms.

And giving Brady 60+ million over 2 years won't do their cap situation any favors

The Jets aren't going to be a legit contender under Adam Gase this year anyway..I believe Miami signing Brady increases the odds Darnold wins the division in the next 2 to 3 years. Because even if Brady is mediocre this year, I have zero worries about a 44 year old QB playing at a high level.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 09:12:06 AM
If Miami wants to go all in on win now with a QB who will be 43 before opening day, I'd welcome it with open arms.

And giving Brady 60+ million over 2 years won't do their cap situation any favors

I stand by the only way Brady would agree to go there is if the Dolphins agreed to not draft a first round QB for two years (thus wasting valuable capital that could help them win now). So if they make that deal, I’d probably be for letting them have Brady’s corpse for 18 months
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 09:14:38 AM
I stand by the only way Brady would agree to go there is if the Dolphins agreed to not draft a first round QB for two years (thus wasting valuable capital that could help them win now). So if they make that deal, I’d probably be for letting them have Brady’s corpse for 18 months

I don't believe that

If Brady signs a 2 year 60 + million deal he's starting for two years. They have plenty of picks to go win now even if they draft a qb with their first one
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2020, 09:18:25 AM
i'm still trying to wrap my head around how Miami managed to kickstart a successful rebuild....and we've failed like 3x in the last decade.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 09:25:01 AM
I don't believe that

If Brady signs a 2 year 60 + million deal he's starting for two years. They have plenty of picks to go win now even if they draft a qb with their first one

I’m saying the only way to convince Brady to go there is by saying they will pour every available resource, including all their top picks into winning now. Not whether it’s feasible to win without doing so or not.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: insanity on March 17, 2020, 09:32:55 AM
i'm still trying to wrap my head around how Miami managed to kickstart a successful rebuild....and we've failed like 3x in the last decade.

Successful from a PR standpoint yet, but from an on the field standpoint, I'm not so sure about that.  They're splurging on mediocre talent when they don't have a quarterback.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2020, 09:34:46 AM
Successful from a PR standpoint yet, but from an on the field standpoint, I'm not so sure about that.  They're splurging on mediocre talent when they don't have a quarterback.

This.

Byron Jones at least is an overpay I think you can rationalize when you consider what they're going to ask him to do.

Van Noy's contract is absurd, this team still has no young quarterback, and just as importantly even if they get a young quarterback, they have absolutely nothing on the offensive line to speak of to keep said young quarterback upright. Erick Flowers? Lmao.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2020, 09:37:10 AM
Successful from a PR standpoint yet, but from an on the field standpoint, I'm not so sure about that.  They're splurging on mediocre talent when they don't have a quarterback.

They have enough draft picks to draft whichever QB they want (not named Burrow).  They have enough picks this year to significantly improve in other areas as well.


They also beat us last year, and if not for the refs, they would've swept us.






Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 09:37:21 AM
I’m saying the only way to convince Brady to go there is by saying they will pour every available resource, including all their top picks into winning now. Not whether it’s feasible to win without doing so or not.

I get that

I'm saying that they have enoguh picks to go win now to satisfy Brady, even if they decide to draft a QB.

And Brady might be okay with that because I imagine him going to Miami would be about sticking it to BB
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2020, 09:38:19 AM
I get that

I'm saying that they have enoguh picks to go win now to satisfy Brady, even if they decide to draft a QB.

And Brady might be okay with that because I imagine him going to Miami would be about sticking it to BB

Brady will get absolutely destroyed behind that offensive line. He'll take the beating of his life.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 09:42:32 AM
Brady will get absolutely destroyed behind that offensive line. He'll take the beating of his life.

They do however have 5 picks in the first 2 rounds. And if they decide to truly go win now, they'll have plenty of options
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 09:44:22 AM
Brady will get absolutely destroyed behind that offensive line. He'll take the beating of his life.

He won't. People say this all the time and he never does because since he came back from the knee injury in 08 he has been the best in the league at reading pressure, getting the ball out quick, and giving himself up before contact.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2020, 09:47:08 AM
He won't. People say this all the time and he never does because since he came back from the knee injury in 08 he has been the best in the league at reading pressure, getting the ball out quick, and giving himself up before contact.

The Patriots offensive line was mediocre last year and that still presents a huge upgrade over what the Dolphins (and Chargers for that matter) are currently trotting out.

Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 09:48:10 AM
Well I think this makes the Brady thing even more official

https://mobile.twitter.com/Patriots/status/1239920926554230785

Basically Robert Kraft and BB writing euologys for Brady
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2020, 09:50:28 AM
Brady will get absolutely destroyed behind that offensive line. He'll take the beating of his life.

Bardy has one of the quickest releases in the league
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 09:55:37 AM
Well I think this makes the Brady thing even more official

https://mobile.twitter.com/Patriots/status/1239920926554230785

Basically Robert Kraft and BB writing euologys for Brady

I hope they all get the rona.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 10:26:57 AM
I won't count Brady out until he is actively on fire and not moving for 5 minutes.  Maybe.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: IATA on March 17, 2020, 10:32:43 AM
A washed up highly overpaid Brady playing for the worst team in our division?


we are not signing brady
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: IATA on March 17, 2020, 10:33:13 AM
I hope they all get the rona.

you sick queynte how dare you
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
you sick queynte how dare you

You can't shame me
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 11:56:07 AM
I guess they will just go with Stidham on the cheap.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 12:02:16 PM
I guess they will just go with Stidham on the cheap.

They have a lot of decent options. I mean Cam isn't a good one but he's one. There's Rivers, Dalton, Foles, then possibly Carr or Winston depending on where Brady goes.

Hell I think the Pats would be favored to win our division if they signed any of those guys. Not because of anything other than BB gets credit where it's due, and the rest of the division freaking sucks
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 17, 2020, 12:44:52 PM
https://twitter.com/picksixpod/status/1239901858388480002?s=21

Porn
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 17, 2020, 12:51:39 PM
Just glad he's leaving. We can't over state how much this means to the Jets, our division hasn't really been in play for almost 20 years. I really thought they would find a way to bring him back.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Jumbo on March 17, 2020, 01:14:55 PM
Brody to Bucs is a done deal according to Cowherd
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 02:44:20 PM
Brody to Bucs is a done deal according to Cowherd

Hallelujah

Bucs now a prime candidate to trade up in the draft looking to go all in
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: insanity on March 17, 2020, 02:50:13 PM
Hallelujah

Bucs now a prime candidate to trade up in the draft looking to go all in
hopefully not for tackles
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 17, 2020, 03:05:45 PM
Brody to Bucs is a done deal according to Cowherd

cowherd is a fckin joke
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 03:06:18 PM
hopefully not for tackles

Their interior line is good but I don't know if the tackles are especially rated, in fact the only one I can think of is Donovan Smith who isn't bad.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 03:08:41 PM
hopefully not for tackles
they are a popular pick in mocks for OTs and DTs.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on March 17, 2020, 03:09:01 PM
cowherd is a fckin joke

Not a particularly funny one either.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2020, 03:10:42 PM
People like Cowherd and Jim Rome are prime examples of how the sports-talk radio genre has completely gone down the pishadoo.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on March 17, 2020, 03:15:26 PM
People like Cowherd and Jim Rome are prime examples of how the sports-talk radio genre has completely gone down the pishadoo.

Jim Rome is where he is because of one incident where he was a complete poopchute to a player. It's too bad said player didn't send his nose through his brain.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 03:18:25 PM
Jim Rome is where he is because of one incident where he was a complete poopchute to a player. It's too bad said player didn't send his nose through his brain.

Rome was hilarious, although I haven't seen or heard anything from him for a while. Give me him over SAS or Bayless any day of the week.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2020, 07:18:03 PM
Its officially over.

Goodbye for life you absolute lowlife motherfucking piece of excrement.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: reuben on March 17, 2020, 07:48:25 PM
https://www.facebook.com/100027373807566/posts/527055414883581/?d=n (https://www.facebook.com/100027373807566/posts/527055414883581/?d=n)
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2020, 07:50:28 PM
https://www.facebook.com/100027373807566/posts/527055414883581/?d=n (https://www.facebook.com/100027373807566/posts/527055414883581/?d=n)

Worth waiting to the end of that one.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 08:01:50 PM
Its officially over.

Goodbye for life you absolute lowlife motherfucking piece of excrement.
Until he retires, I don't ever rule out that poopchute coming back to New England in the next year or two
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2020, 08:19:22 PM
Until he retires, I don't ever rule out that poopchute coming back to New England in the next year or two
Nights in white satin
Never reaching the ennnd
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2020, 08:25:14 PM
Hmmm.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200318/139f2a84bfb078c3680566ffe2bc1eb1.jpg)
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2020, 08:51:53 PM
Until he retires, I don't ever rule out that poopchute coming back to New England in the next year or two

If hes bad enough that Tampa cuts him, are you really concerned about what he can do in New England at 44 or 45 years old?

Dudes done

BB is the only one worth worrying about

And he's that age where coronavirus is a real threat. We should all go visit him and give him a hug to thank him for all he's done
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 17, 2020, 09:03:08 PM
Worth waiting to the end of that one.

The best part is that Affleck is from Boston but he always sounds like a British actor struggling with a difficult American accent when he plays a Boston character.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Italian Seafood on March 17, 2020, 09:17:37 PM
If hes bad enough that Tampa cuts him, are you really concerned about what he can do in New England at 44 or 45 years old?

Dudes done

BB is the only one worth worrying about

And he's that age where coronavirus is a real threat. We should all go visit him and give him a hug to thank him for all he's done

You first.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 17, 2020, 09:24:25 PM
The best part is that Affleck is from Boston but he always sounds like a British actor struggling with a difficult American accent when he plays a Boston character.

My favorite part was how the other guy was a little bitch just like Edelman
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 18, 2020, 12:38:44 AM
It will be kind of funny when there's no NFL season next year and Brady is forced to retire because he's too old, but he retires as a Buccaneer.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2020, 12:52:44 AM
It will be kind of funny when there's no NFL season next year and Brady is forced to retire because he's too old, but he retires as a Buccaneer.

By kind of ,you mean completely hilarious, sans the fact it means that virus is raging a lot longer than anyone thought.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on March 18, 2020, 02:42:10 AM
By kind of ,you mean completely hilarious, sans the fact it means that virus is raging a lot longer than anyone thought.

To be fair if the virus is still raging on by September people just aren't going to give a excrement anymore and the nfl season will absolutely be happening.

Possibly without fans in the stadium, but there's no freaking way the nfl doesn't happen next year without government intervention
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 18, 2020, 07:40:28 AM
Just saw a clip on ESPN of a Pats fan saying “I hope they never win anything ever again”

They never deserved any of this, like we’ve been saying all along.

I wish there were more people from NE on this board. I saw it all unfold from the inside. Boston fans rooted for:

1) Red Sox
small gap
2) Celtics

Big gap

3) Bruins
4) Patriots

The patriots didn’t have a fanbase. People barely bothered to turn the games on. (They still have a ton of fans that don’t start following the team until the playoffs). Kraft was very close to moving the team to CT and no one batted an eye.

 I still have a vivid memory of people rooting for the Patriots against the Rams because they were the underdog. Not because they were a NE team. Once the dynasty was underway the “diehard fans” came out of the woodwork.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 18, 2020, 09:22:20 AM
Just saw a clip on ESPN of a Pats fan saying “I hope they never win anything ever again”

They never deserved any of this, like we’ve been saying all along.

I wish there were more people from NE on this board. I saw it all unfold from the inside. Boston fans rooted for:

1) Red Sox
small gap
2) Celtics

Big gap

3) Bruins
4) Patriots

The patriots didn’t have a fanbase. People barely bothered to turn the games on. (They still have a ton of fans that don’t start following the team until the playoffs). Kraft was very close to moving the team to CT and no one batted an eye.

 I still have a vivid memory of people rooting for the Patriots against the Rams because they were the underdog. Not because they were a NE team. Once the dynasty was underway the “diehard fans” came out of the woodwork.

I've said it since their rise, most of their fanbase wouldn't have a freaking clue who Mosi Tatupu is.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2020, 11:10:41 AM
DO YOU WANNA BARRRDY, IT'S BARDY TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QiLlHyhvqg
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: insanity on March 19, 2020, 10:42:51 AM
Thuney signed his Tag.

Patriots currently have $6MM in cap space and no starting quarterback.  This is going to be fun.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2020, 10:52:53 AM
Thuney signed his Tag.

Patriots currently have $6MM in cap space and no starting quarterback.  This is going to be fun.
Belichick would never tank, nor should he, but man this would be the perfect opportunity to do so. Suck derriere in 2020, get the #1 overall pick to draft a new QB along with the million comp picks they are already lined up to get.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: mj2sexay on March 19, 2020, 11:03:53 AM
Thuney signed his Tag.

Patriots currently have $6MM in cap space and no starting quarterback.  This is going to be fun.

I don't see how they operate under their current cap situation without dealing him and his 14 million off their books. There isn't an obvious cut candidate and while they could certainly restructure Gilmore and Hightower, kicking the can down the road in a period where presumably they'll want to load up around a quarterbacks rookie deal isn't the most intelligent way of doing business.

And given the season Gilmore had, if any restructure represented a money cut, I'd laugh in their face.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2020, 11:16:32 AM
I don't see how they operate under their current cap situation without dealing him and his 14 million off their books. There isn't an obvious cut candidate and while they could certainly restructure Gilmore and Hightower, kicking the can down the road in a period where presumably they'll want to load up around a quarterbacks rookie deal isn't the most intelligent way of doing business.

And given the season Gilmore had, if any restructure represented a money cut, I'd laugh in their face.
If they decide to stick with Stidham, they'd just need to have enough cash for rookies. I don't know how accurate any or these cap space numbers are right now.  OTC still has Duron Harmon on their payroll.  I'm sure it takes a while for them to update all these moves.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2020, 11:51:37 AM
Thuney signed his Tag.

Patriots currently have $6MM in cap space and no starting quarterback.  This is going to be fun.

Quoting this so everyone can read it again
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2020, 11:52:04 AM
Belichick would never tank, nor should he, but man this would be the perfect opportunity to do so. Suck derriere in 2020, get the #1 overall pick to draft a new QB along with the million comp picks they are already lined up to get.

Stop. The Patriots are not finishing last in the league. The dolphins tried last year with a much, much, much less talented roster and failed. You think the patriots could finish lower than the dolphins and Jets next year even if they tried?
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2020, 12:13:20 PM
Stop. The Patriots are not finishing last in the league. The dolphins tried last year with a much, much, much less talented roster and failed. You think the patriots could finish lower than the dolphins and Jets next year even if they tried?
No.  I was just commenting.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 07, 2020, 06:42:29 AM
Who gets more W’s this year, Brady or Belichick?
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2020, 06:54:10 AM
Who gets more W’s this year, Brady or Belichick?
Bardy.  Just a guess.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on April 07, 2020, 07:30:51 AM
Bardy.  Just a guess.

I think I'd prefer Tampas schedule over new England
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on April 07, 2020, 08:06:15 AM
NWE is a .500 team without Bardy.  Tampa had better weapons before Bardy arrived.

So i'll go with Bardy
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2020, 08:40:01 AM
NWE is a .500 team without Bardy.  Tampa had better weapons before Bardy arrived.

So i'll go with Bardy
I won't bet against hoodie
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: MBGreen on April 07, 2020, 08:43:56 AM
I won't bet against hoodie

sack up, hoo-ha.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2020, 09:29:43 AM
Who gets more W’s this year, Brady or Belichick?

Give me who gives three shits for 10, 000 Alex.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Libero_2 on April 07, 2020, 09:47:12 AM
What you have all forgotten, is that we Hoodie has to play us 2 times and Brady doesn’t.

Brady all the way
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 07, 2020, 10:13:11 AM
I think it's got to be Brady--unless his body completely gives up on him.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on April 07, 2020, 10:20:44 AM
Brady's career record playing games in Florida is 10-10. It's not impossible that he struggles with the weather.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 07, 2020, 10:44:14 AM
Give me who gives three shits for 10, 000 Alex.

Whether you care or not it’s a storyline that will be beat to death this season.

I think it’s pretty interesting. Brady appears to have a leg up on personnel, but Belichick has ran this division for years, still has a top D, and the coaching advantage. Also Brady is not prime Brady whereas Belichick is still class of the league in terms of HCs.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2020, 11:55:45 AM
Whether you care or not it’s a storyline that will be beat to death this season.

I think it’s pretty interesting. Brady appears to have a leg up on personnel, but Belichick has ran this division for years, still has a top D, and the coaching advantage. Also Brady is not prime Brady whereas Belichick is still class of the league in terms of HCs.

Let me know when they both catch Corona from sticking a finger in Bronx Zoo tiger anus, then I will care, actually I think Bo will care.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: insanity on April 07, 2020, 01:00:07 PM
Let me know when they both catch Corona from sticking a finger in Bronx Zoo tiger anus, then I will care, actually I think Bo will care.
Are you saying joe exotic was patient 0?
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2020, 01:17:00 PM
Are you saying joe exotic was patient 0?

Bo Exotic*
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2020, 01:57:55 PM
I must respond
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2020, 04:08:20 PM
Bo Exotic*

haha that sshould be his new forum name.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2020, 04:09:56 PM
Are you saying joe exotic was patient 0?

wouldn't surprise me.
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Post by: loyaljetsfan on April 08, 2020, 06:19:13 AM
Brady on Stern this morning. His first interview since signing with TB. You can DL the Sirius app and listen for free
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 08, 2020, 10:59:19 AM
Brady on Stern this morning. His first interview since signing with TB. You can DL the Sirius app and listen for free
freak Bardy and all, but Stern is one of the best interviewers alive.  He should have been a police interrogator.  He squeezes excrement out of people no one else can.
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Post by: Italian Seafood on April 08, 2020, 11:35:26 AM
freak Bardy and all, but Stern is one of the best interviewers alive.  He should have been a police interrogator.  He squeezes excrement out of people no one else can.

I've found him unlistenable for the past 20 years. Did you hear his love song to his wife? Terrible. Anthony played it on his show yesterday just for laughs.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 08, 2020, 01:40:21 PM
https://twitter.com/mmehtanydn/status/1247908183185768448?s=21
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on April 08, 2020, 05:23:39 PM
Marriage troubles? Because he likes it in the Pooper.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on April 08, 2020, 05:50:59 PM
Marriage troubles? Because he likes it in the Pooper.
He isn't a fan of the titties thread.  Even though he has an elite, living titty thread in his bedroom.
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 09, 2020, 06:33:14 AM
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Tom Brady saw plenty in the locker room during his 20 years with the Patriots, including Rob Gronkowski’s you know what.

Discussing the former tight end’s “great physique” Wednesday in an extensive interview with Howard Stern, Brady recalled how Gronkowski “would get naked” in the locker room with the press present.

“Literally throw his towel over his shoulder and just walk through the locker room with all the reporters,” Brady said. “He didn’t give a s–t. He strut through.”

Though Brady said “every guy’s penis looks the exact same,” when Stern circled back to the topic of Gronk’s manhood — “We also learned from you today that Gronk has a beautiful penis” — Brady took a moment to appreciate his former tight end.

“Yes he does, it’s amazing,” the QB said. “It’s exactly what you would expect it to be.”
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 09, 2020, 06:35:08 AM
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"You get used to it. Every guy's penis looks the exact same. A man's a man." -- Tom Brady to Howard Stern on seeing everyone's penis in the locker room.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on April 09, 2020, 08:24:31 AM
Recap: Tom Brady is used to looking at penises
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: insanity on April 09, 2020, 08:43:36 AM
I need help, what, if any, of this is real?
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 09, 2020, 09:18:28 AM
I need help, what, if any, of this is real?

100%
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Post by: Jumbo on April 10, 2020, 12:34:05 PM
Tom Brady has filed copyright applications for TOMPA BAY and TAMPA BRADY.
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 10, 2020, 12:35:13 PM
Tom Brady has filed copyright applications for TOMPA BAY and TAMPA BRADY.

GTFO
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Post by: reuben on April 10, 2020, 03:10:08 PM
Tom Brady has filed copyright applications for TOMPA BAY and TAMPA BRADY.

Jesus, I thought you were joking.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Miamipuck on April 10, 2020, 10:38:48 PM
Jesus, I thought you were joking.

He isn't?
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Post by: Libero_2 on April 11, 2020, 06:34:11 AM
He isn't?

He is not. Brady’s group did file for those trademarks
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on April 20, 2020, 08:56:45 PM
https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1252377078747418624

Dude just rented Jeter's 30,000 sq ft mansion and he's working out in a public park? GTFO you attention seeking shithead
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2020, 11:40:47 AM
I've learned that I hate the Patriots way more than Tom Brady.  I hate them both, don't get me wrong. 
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Post by: AlioTheFool on April 21, 2020, 02:29:43 PM
I've learned that I hate the Patriots way more than Tom Brady.  I hate them both, don't get me wrong. 

Yup, this.

If Brady never played in our division, he'd probably be my favorite QB of all time. Instead, I hate him more than any other player ever.

But I still hate the Patriots more and it's not even close. Part of me wants to see Tampa Bay win it all this year and the Pats not make it past the first round. Massholes would lose their damn minds.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2020, 02:43:25 PM
Yup, this.

If Brady never played in our division, he'd probably be my favorite QB of all time. Instead, I hate him more than any other player ever.

But I still hate the Patriots more and it's not even close. Part of me wants to see Tampa Bay win it all this year and the Pats not make it past the first round. Massholes would lose their damn minds.

No they wouldn't, half of them are still supporting him. Buccaneers jersey sales went through the roof in New England.

freak the Patriots and freak Tom Brady.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 21, 2020, 02:56:15 PM
No they wouldn't, half of them are still supporting him. Buccaneers jersey sales went through the roof in New England.

freak the Patriots and freak Tom Brady.

I can't stand Patriots fans and they're certainly bandwagoning fools, but they know damn well getting rid of Brady was the wrong thing to do. If he wins a title, they're going to lose their minds.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 21, 2020, 03:29:17 PM
I hated the Patriots long before Brady. They even drafted my friend and I rooted for him to do well but I couldn't root for them. Now that Brady is in Tampa I don't care what he does, just glad he's gone.
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Post by: Pope on April 21, 2020, 03:35:34 PM
Brady is gonna be trash this year and the Buccaneers will look like fools
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Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2020, 10:56:02 AM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29086979/buccaneers-tom-brady-mistakenly-enters-wrong-home?platform=amp
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2020, 11:25:35 AM
Brady is gonna be trash this year and the Buccaneers will look like fools
He's got more talent at WR than he's had in years.  The o-line better be good though.
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Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2020, 11:28:38 AM
He's got more talent at WR than he's had in years.  The o-line better be good though.

He also is probably the least talented he's been in years and will only get worse as the season goes on
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Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2020, 11:41:06 AM
He's got more talent at WR than he's had in years.  The o-line better be good though.

Could definitely use an upgrade at RB as well, Brady likes his backs to be able to chip and help out with protection and Jones got a lot of excrement last season from Arians for his blocking.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: insanity on April 23, 2020, 12:54:19 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29086979/buccaneers-tom-brady-mistakenly-enters-wrong-home?platform=amp
If that was Jameis

"NFL QUARTERBACK BREAKS INTO HOME, BUT GETS CAUGHT BEFORE HE CAN STEAL ANYTHING"
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2020, 01:16:35 PM
If that was Jameis

"NFL QUARTERBACK BREAKS INTO HOME, BUT GETS CAUGHT BEFORE HE CAN STEAL ANYTHING"

To be fair Jameis does have a history of theivery
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Post by: d sw0rdz on April 23, 2020, 02:23:00 PM
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1253376718645219338?s=20

this nukkas fukkin gay
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on April 24, 2020, 02:56:33 PM
CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora reports "NFL teams are miffed about Tom Brady's interactions with staff members in Tampa despite restrictions."
La Canfora added, "They are anticipating some stern discipline from the NFL office. Many have conveyed their dismay to league officials." Brady made headlines after accidentally walking into a random house in the Tampa Bay area while attempting to find OC Byron Leftwich's residence. It remains to be seen what "stern discipline" will consist of, but it's hard to imagine anything resembling the form of suspension or loss of draft picks.
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Post by: Badger on April 24, 2020, 06:04:40 PM
CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora reports "NFL teams are miffed about Tom Brady's interactions with staff members in Tampa despite restrictions."
La Canfora added, "They are anticipating some stern discipline from the NFL office. Many have conveyed their dismay to league officials." Brady made headlines after accidentally walking into a random house in the Tampa Bay area while attempting to find OC Byron Leftwich's residence. It remains to be seen what "stern discipline" will consist of, but it's hard to imagine anything resembling the form of suspension or loss of draft picks.
NE should lose their 2021 1st rounder, just because
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Post by: Libero_2 on April 24, 2020, 06:06:43 PM
NE should lose their 2021 1st rounder, just because

I’m sure we can cook up documents showing Kraft told him it want just Ok but necessary
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 08, 2020, 02:21:03 PM
https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/1280936200581365760?s=21
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 08, 2020, 07:53:20 PM
https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/1280936200581365760?s=21

Jail. All of the freaking jail.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: bojanglesman on July 08, 2020, 07:57:49 PM
Take a Patriots draft pick again
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 09, 2020, 09:47:24 AM
https://twitter.com/westonblasi/status/1314409612779683840?s=21
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 09, 2020, 09:54:34 AM
https://twitter.com/picksixpod/status/1314409662129885184?s=21
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Post by: MBGreen on October 09, 2020, 09:55:24 AM
Bardy is intimidated by Big Dick Nick
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 09, 2020, 10:00:19 AM
Bardy got blacked by a white guy. Again.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on October 09, 2020, 10:55:18 AM
NVM freak Brady.
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Post by: Badger on October 09, 2020, 11:24:11 AM
Bardy got blacked by a white guy. Again.
BDN is a reverse oreo?
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 09, 2020, 11:49:51 AM
BDN is a reverse oreo?
I had to Google bdn.  Regret
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Post by: Badger on October 09, 2020, 01:22:56 PM
I had to Google bdn.  Regret
I meant N as in Nick
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 09, 2020, 02:35:11 PM
*googles BDN*
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 09, 2021, 11:45:22 AM
If Tampa Bay makes another deep playoff run, and NE has another 7-9 or worse season, how does that impact how you view Bill Belichick as a coach?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2021, 11:45:45 AM
If Tampa Bay makes another deep playoff run, and NE has another 7-9 or worse season, how does that impact how you view Bill Belichick as a coach?

No, I'll still think he's a queynte
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Post by: reuben on July 25, 2021, 04:54:15 PM
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1419314602110865411 (https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1419314602110865411)

freaking hate how cool this is
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Post by: bojanglesman on July 25, 2021, 05:06:29 PM
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1419314602110865411 (https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1419314602110865411)

freaking hate how cool this is
It's fake.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2021, 05:11:47 PM
It’s like one of those early 2000s Madden commercials
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Post by: Johnny English on July 25, 2021, 05:27:14 PM
It’s like one of those early 2000s Madden commercials
Or the Nike Ronaldinho / Beckham commercials.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 25, 2021, 07:16:55 PM
I was hoping the Jugs machine would Stuart Scott him.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2021, 11:43:36 AM
freak this guy for doing everything he can to make me like him.

https://streamable.com/6vsmvm
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Post by: klaximilian on September 02, 2021, 03:55:58 PM
freak this guy for doing everything he can to make me like him.

https://streamable.com/6vsmvm

I've hated Brady considerably less since he left the Patriots. He's actually kind of funny...
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Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2021, 05:15:10 PM
I've hated Brady considerably less since he left the Patriots. He's actually kind of funny...

He still open-mouth kisses his kids on the lips.
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Post by: delavan on September 02, 2021, 08:29:35 PM
He still open-mouth kisses his kids on the lips.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Arby%27s_Roast_Beef_%283099142298%29.jpg/320px-Arby%27s_Roast_Beef_%283099142298%29.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Hope_Solo_USA_Training.jpg/153px-Hope_Solo_USA_Training.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Arbys_Roast_Beef_Sandwich.jpg/320px-Arbys_Roast_Beef_Sandwich.jpg)
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: Badger on September 19, 2021, 09:15:53 PM
This guy absolutely does not eat at Subway.
Title: Re: Bardy is gone
Post by: dcm1602 on September 19, 2021, 09:17:15 PM
This guy absolutely does not eat at Subway.

I think it's the shape that does it for him
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Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2021, 01:30:42 PM
https://www.nfl.com/news/buccaneers-qb-tom-brady-the-game-is-a-little-softer-than-it-used-to-be

AND WHOSE freaking FAULT IS THAT, TOM?
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 27, 2021, 11:00:20 AM
Returns to NE this week.
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Post by: delavan on September 27, 2021, 05:27:59 PM
^ hope he embarrasses them
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Post by: dcm1602 on September 27, 2021, 05:34:51 PM
I hope someone on the Pats takes him out with a dirty hit

And this blows up into a giant mess
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Post by: delavan on September 27, 2021, 05:44:36 PM
I hope someone on the Pats

takes him out with a dirty hit

And this blows up into a giant mess

 C'mon, you never want to see that happen to anyone, Brady or no Brady. 

edit: the other 52 active Bucs don't deserve that either.
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Post by: dcm1602 on September 27, 2021, 05:47:24 PM
C'mon, you never want to see that happen to anyone, Brady or no Brady. 

edit:  The other 52 active Bucs don't deserve that either.

Nope, definitely want to see that happen to Brady.

He has more than earned that.
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Post by: bojanglesman on September 27, 2021, 05:58:54 PM
Nope, definitely want to see that happen to Brady.

He has more than earned that.
Seconded.  I hope they take out Brady and still lose to the Bucs.
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Post by: Badger on September 27, 2021, 06:07:53 PM
I hope everyone has a safe game and watches some really funny TikToks in the locker room after.
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Post by: Johnny English on September 27, 2021, 06:11:03 PM
I hadn't thought about it, but Brady getting a big injury on a dirty play would cause so much internal conflict with the Patriots fans. I can't say the idea doesn't appeal.
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Post by: CatoTheElder on September 27, 2021, 09:23:34 PM
Seconded.  I hope they take out Brady and still lose to the Bucs.

I like this scenario.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 01, 2021, 01:40:55 PM
Brady has now been sacked more times than any QB in NFL history.
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Post by: dcm1602 on October 01, 2021, 02:51:09 PM
Brady has now been sacked more times than any QB in NFL history.

Well he does love the sack