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Title: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 07:53:00 AM
Famous person you can't stand, but would bang the bejeezus out of. Go.
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Post by: Pope on March 11, 2020, 08:06:37 AM
Chelsea Handler
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 08:34:16 AM
Mike Maccagnan’s wife
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Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2020, 08:35:57 AM
1990s Fran Drescher
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Post by: MBGreen on March 11, 2020, 08:55:23 AM
Molly Ringwald
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Post by: guinness77 on March 11, 2020, 08:56:53 AM
Tomi Lahren
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 09:00:26 AM
Kylie/Kendall Jenner, preferably whichever one has more natural body parts left
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Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 09:00:28 AM
Tomi Lahren

That's a good one, I was going to go with Ann Coulter but Lahren is a better call.

I'll take Gisele Bundchen, not because I particularly dislike her but because, well, obvious reasons.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 09:02:04 AM
That's a good one, I was going to go with Ann Coulter but Lahren is a better call.

I'll take Gisele Bundchen, not because I particularly dislike her but because, well, obvious reasons.

She actually kinda sucks from what I’ve seen/read so she qualifies all around
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 09:06:15 AM
Tomi Lahren
Winner
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on March 11, 2020, 09:19:21 AM
Kylie/Kendall Jenner, preferably whichever one has more natural body parts left

Actually this is a good one.

Kylie is the hottest person i want to punch in the face....and then drop a load on.  Or vice versa.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: guinness77 on March 11, 2020, 09:25:17 AM
That's a good one, I was going to go with Ann Coulter but Lahren is a better call
I was gonna say Coulter myself, but Lahren is like a hot version of her.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 10:08:48 AM
Surprised no Pelosi.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 10:12:00 AM
Surprised no Pelosi.

I don't hate her and I definitely don't want to freak her.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on March 11, 2020, 10:38:31 AM
I don't hate her and I definitely don't want to freak her.

she's also 79
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 11:04:49 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/e0t5vs/nancy_pelosi_has_nice_big_titties/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 11:07:55 AM
Seafood?  She's your age...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200311/5f0447611bdf89425aa9bb589ce78647.jpg)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 11:08:29 AM
she's also 79
69+10.
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Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 11:10:27 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/e0t5vs/nancy_pelosi_has_nice_big_titties/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

That entire sub stinks of virginity.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: reuben on March 11, 2020, 01:28:30 PM
Jenny McCarthy
Gwyneth Paltrow
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 01:32:17 PM
Jenny McCarthy
Gwyneth Paltrow

I don't get the hate for Paltrow, but McCarthy is a very worthy candidate.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: reuben on March 11, 2020, 01:33:11 PM
I don't get the hate for Paltrow, but McCarthy is a very worthy candidate.

Goop
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 01:33:28 PM
Lindsey Lohan (before she did crack)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 01:34:16 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qBnKzk_npY
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 01:49:13 PM
Goop

You've lost me.
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Post by: reuben on March 11, 2020, 01:54:07 PM
You've lost me.

It's her lifestyle brand.  She peddles pseudoscience and has become filthy rich(er) doing it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQcGyRXwg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQcGyRXwg)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 02:02:07 PM
It's her lifestyle brand.  She peddles pseudoscience and has become filthy rich(er) doing it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQcGyRXwg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQcGyRXwg)

My pizza eats that excrement up. Didn’t get your reference at first but she’s mentioned the Netflix documentary series more than once
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 02:10:59 PM
It's her lifestyle brand.  She peddles pseudoscience and has become filthy rich(er) doing it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQcGyRXwg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyQcGyRXwg)

OK, I don't know anything about it. I knew she was into knitting her own organic yogurts and excrement like that, as long as she's just pushing make up and food I don't care. If she's trying to sell it as medicine and/or science then she can go in the bin with McCarthy.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2020, 03:09:00 PM
I would hate freak Coulter with the Seven contraption, Paltrow as well, two smug cunts.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2020, 03:14:49 PM
True hate freak:
Jennifer Lopez

I would say a Kardashian but they're sloppy fatz
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2020, 04:39:33 PM
I would say a Kardashian but they're sloppy fatz

624 and JFIF hacked your account
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Post by: dcm1602 on March 11, 2020, 04:41:42 PM
OK, I don't know anything about it. I knew she was into knitting her own organic yogurts and excrement like that, as long as she's just pushing make up and food I don't care. If she's trying to sell it as medicine and/or science then she can go in the bin with McCarthy.


I guess it depends if you count something like this as uhm makeup?

https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/jade-egg?country=USA
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 05:41:05 PM

I guess it depends if you count something like this as uhm makeup?

https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/jade-egg?country=USA

As long as it's not making any claims to cure anything best left to medicine I don't care. Women buy all sorts of overpriced wellness excrement that makes no sense.

Source: have been married for 16 years.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 05:56:28 PM
As long as it's not making any claims to cure anything best left to medicine I don't care. Women buy all sorts of overpriced wellness excrement that makes no sense.

Source: have been married for 16 years.
Can confirm. 
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 11, 2020, 07:21:26 PM
624 and JFIF hacked your account
624 is gay but I just did an 8-ball.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 07:43:43 PM
Miley Cyrus
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2020, 07:50:13 PM
624 is gay but I just did an 8-ball.

LOL
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 08:06:59 PM
Miley Cyrus

Solid addition. Annoying AF and I used to think she looked like a little boy but she grew into her body and she’s quite obviously a freak. Or just putting on a facade to sell records because she has no talent and a shitty personality
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Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 08:38:35 PM
Solid addition. Annoying AF and I used to think she looked like a little boy but she grew into her body and she’s quite obviously a freak. Or just putting on a facade to sell records because she has no talent and a shitty personality

She might be annoying but she is really freaking talented.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 11, 2020, 09:28:36 PM
Ivanka Trump.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 11, 2020, 09:29:37 PM
Lindsey Lohan (before she did crack)

Only counts if you hated her back then.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 09:44:56 PM
Laura Ingraham
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 09:48:35 PM
Ivanka Trump.
I bet she'd be incredibly boring in the bedroom, but her fake jubblies would be fun to play with.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 11, 2020, 09:49:58 PM
I bet she'd be incredibly boring in the bedroom, but her fake jubblies would be fun to play with I guess.

Meh, probably.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 09:54:06 PM
Sarah Palin with dcm watching from the closet
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on March 11, 2020, 09:55:52 PM
I bet she'd be incredibly boring in the bedroom, but her fake jubblies would be fun to play with.


Would be a crap shag but fun to send the video to her dad. He'd be so jealous.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2020, 10:05:08 PM
Trish Regan.  Pretty much any of the fox news ladies.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 11, 2020, 10:19:05 PM
Sarah Palin with dcm watching from the closet

https://twitter.com/kfile/status/1237918184293969920?s=21

Wasn’t planning on masturbating tonight but oh well
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 11, 2020, 11:16:32 PM
1990s Fran Drescher

elite answer

90s drescher had an underrated body, and that fckin obnoxious voice will make for freaky sex
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on March 12, 2020, 11:37:36 AM
elite answer

90s drescher had an underrated body, and that fckin obnoxious voice will make for freaky sex
Elite answer, elite thread premise and first half-dozen posts....and then..

Anne Coulter?  Dirk Nowitzki in drag. 
 
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2020, 11:40:05 AM
Elite answer, elite thread premise and first half-dozen posts....and then..

Anne Coulter?  Dirk Nowitzki in drag. 
 
I think with her, she probably has a hot bod and is wild, but might wanna put a bag over the face.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on March 12, 2020, 11:42:57 AM
I think with her, she probably has a hot bod and is wild, but might wanna put a bag over the face.
Agree.  I've seen better head on cattle.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2020, 12:06:23 PM
Elite answer, elite thread premise and first half-dozen posts....and then..

Anne Coulter?  Dirk Nowitzki in drag. 
 

This

I thought people would want to hate freak attractive bitches everyone knows as an annoying queynte. Coulter is a freaking queynte but isn't attractive by any metric, certainly not the ones used in this forum. Super models with a droopy elbow get turned down, not broads with droopy faces.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2020, 12:08:26 PM
Agree.  I've seen better head on cattle.

I disagree, I think she's all pig.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2020, 12:14:06 PM
Ann Coulter is a classic butterface.
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Post by: delavan on March 12, 2020, 12:29:41 PM
I disagree, I think she's all pig.
I think her face is all horse.   


This
I thought people would want to hate freak attractive bitches everyone knows as an annoying queynte. Coulter is a freaking queynte but isn't attractive by any metric, certainly not the ones used in this forum. Super models with a droopy elbow get turned down, not broads with droopy faces.
This.

I think some are processing 'hate' and 'freak' too independently, i.e. the #outrage is blurring the #skank.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2020, 12:33:55 PM
I think her face is all horse.   

This.

I think some are processing 'hate' and 'freak' too independently, i.e. the #outrage is blurring the #skank.

Horse it is!

Yeah no freaking skanks....
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Gorilla on March 12, 2020, 12:53:01 PM
If you want to freak Coulter, hate or not, keep in mind you'd like to freak an older, more masculine Marilyn Manson...for what it's worth.

She's a butter face if you're into 60 year old, 8-inch clits i guess.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2020, 01:07:55 PM



She's a butter face if you're into 60 year old, 8-inch clits i guess.

I didn't need that thought in my head.  Damn.

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2020, 01:24:15 PM


She's a butter face if you're into 60 year old, 8-inch clits i guess.

Can't be worse than the veal cutlet Lady Gaga has that dswordz aches to chomp on.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2020, 01:25:40 PM
Can't be worse than the veal cutlet Lady Gaga has that dswordz aches to chomp on.
You guys and your beef curtains....
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Gorilla on March 12, 2020, 01:39:41 PM

I didn't need that thought in my head.  Damn.

haha I apologize.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2020, 05:58:38 AM
Senator Kelly Loeffler.

Saw a pic of her, looks like a good example.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200320/3d838aac52c86ed3780a86fddb710bf6.jpg)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on March 20, 2020, 08:20:57 AM
Good choice
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 21, 2020, 10:35:44 AM
Kylie/Kendall Jenner, preferably whichever one has more natural body parts left

https://twitter.com/yousefslym/status/1240780691362570240?s=21
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on March 21, 2020, 11:32:57 AM
https://twitter.com/yousefslym/status/1240780691362570240?s=21
Ok, I'm on board. What an airhead.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 07, 2020, 02:50:42 PM
Kayleigh McEnaney is like the worst person in the world but...
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2020, 04:26:36 PM
You want to hate freak a Barbie doll, you're a sicko.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 27, 2020, 10:11:08 AM
Cardi B
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: mj2sexay on May 27, 2020, 10:29:14 AM
Kayleigh McEnaney is like the worst person in the world but...

Yes, she's Al-Quaeda, Hitler and Yi Jinping combined!

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 27, 2020, 10:38:21 AM
That North Korean chick
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 27, 2020, 10:41:07 AM
That North Korean chick

which one
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Post by: Jumbo on May 27, 2020, 10:49:07 AM
which one

Kim Jong Sister
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 10:57:02 AM
Cardi B

that chick is more synthetic than organic.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on May 27, 2020, 11:24:29 AM
that chick is more synthetic than organic.
   she has more plastic than a Corvette.   ugh
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: reuben on May 27, 2020, 11:38:26 AM
I couldn't identify a Cardi B song if you paid me.  Selena Gomez too.  They seem to be doing OK regardless.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on May 27, 2020, 11:43:04 AM
Cardi B sounds like medication they shove up the derriere of 90 year olds.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Heismanberg on May 27, 2020, 11:49:22 AM
Cardi B sounds like medication they shove up the derriere of 90 year olds.

Her music also sounds like it should be shoved up the asses of 90 year olds
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 27, 2020, 12:06:56 PM
SFD is correct though, she can still fckin get it
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 27, 2020, 01:52:03 PM
Chrissy Teigen and I really don’t find her as nearly attractive as I think I should. According to general public opinion. If that makes sense. Something about her face.

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 27, 2020, 01:56:22 PM
Chrissy Teigen and I really don’t find her as nearly attractive as I think I should. According to general public opinion. If that makes sense. Something about her face.



I kind of know what you mean about her appearance, but she doesn’t qualify for the hate section for me.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 27, 2020, 02:00:15 PM
I kind of know what you mean about her appearance, but she doesn’t qualify for the hate section for me.

Her personality is somewhere below bottom tier
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 27, 2020, 02:00:16 PM
Chrissy Teigen and I really don’t find her as nearly attractive as I think I should. According to general public opinion. If that makes sense. Something about her face.



I quite like her, but I don't really find her attractive at all.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: mj2sexay on May 27, 2020, 02:01:02 PM
Chrissy Teigen and I really don’t find her as nearly attractive as I think I should. According to general public opinion. If that makes sense. Something about her face.

She's freaking gross. I've never understood the idea that she's a model of anything.

General public tried doing the same thing with Kristen Stewart in the earlier part of the decade but she fucked it up because whereas Chrissy married a super talented mega-star, Kristen cheated on future Batman.

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 27, 2020, 02:02:53 PM
She's freaking gross. I've never understood the idea that she's a model of anything.

General public tried doing the same thing with Kristen Stewart in the earlier part of the decade but she fucked it up because whereas Chrissy married a super talented mega-star, Kristen cheated on future Batman.



Kristen Stewart is hot as freak.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 02:06:30 PM
Her music also sounds like it should be shoved up the asses of 90 year olds

still better than Lizzo
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 02:08:08 PM
Kristen Stewart is hot as freak.

You must've loved Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on May 27, 2020, 02:09:28 PM
Kristen Stewart is hot as freak.
I agree, before she went full-on carpet muncher. 
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 27, 2020, 02:11:58 PM
You must've loved Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry

Strange comparison?

(https://i.imgur.com/jNN8Tlx.png)

Swank is weird looking even when she's not pretending to be a boy, but Stewart is absolute filth.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on May 27, 2020, 02:14:35 PM
You must've loved Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry
I thought Hilary Swank was pretty good looking outside of that movie.  The giant teeth never bothered me much.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 27, 2020, 02:15:09 PM
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1192167864964272128?s=21

https://ifunny.co/picture/chrissy-teigen-chrissyteigen-my-maid-scratched-my-new-copper-pots-tTPMCxbe7


freak this bitch
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 02:15:23 PM
Strange comparison?

(https://i.imgur.com/jNN8Tlx.png)

Swank is weird looking even when she's not pretending to be a boy, but Stewart is absolute filth.

kristen Stewart is a dish rag

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSbG6K_U8BVcKfkrCvOUqMu_ovoGbiSL-UtNfG04K47UCUV1g2n&usqp=CAU)

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 02:17:35 PM
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1192167864964272128?s=21

https://ifunny.co/picture/chrissy-teigen-chrissyteigen-my-maid-scratched-my-new-copper-pots-tTPMCxbe7


freak this bitch

Teigen looks like if you slapped a pair of funbags on Tatto from Fantasy Island

(https://images.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2019/154/5585_1580ed5f-2afc-40c2-b0a3-9994f83ca0c0.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on May 27, 2020, 02:18:38 PM
Teigen looks like if you slapped a pair of funbags on Tatto from Fantasy Island

(https://images.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2019/154/5585_1580ed5f-2afc-40c2-b0a3-9994f83ca0c0.jpeg)
That's not hot?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 27, 2020, 02:19:08 PM
“If u told me I could have 1 kid, but it would be exactly like Avril [Lavigne], I would choose to have a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die”


Totally normal
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 02:19:37 PM
That's not hot?

Now we know the reason why you find Kristen Stewart hot.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: mj2sexay on May 27, 2020, 02:22:12 PM
“If u told me I could have 1 kid, but it would be exactly like Avril [Lavigne], I would choose to have a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die”


Totally normal

I actually sort of sympathize with this.

Teigen looks like if you slapped a pair of funbags on Tatto from Fantasy Island

(https://images.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2019/154/5585_1580ed5f-2afc-40c2-b0a3-9994f83ca0c0.jpeg)

Hey its Nick Nack from Man With The Golden Gun!
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on May 27, 2020, 02:22:23 PM
Now we know the reason why you find Kristen Stewart hot.
Like I said, she was hot.  Now she just tries to look like an emo dude.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 27, 2020, 02:24:26 PM
Like I said, she was hot.  Now she just tries to look like an emo dude.


Her smug fugly face was never hot.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 27, 2020, 02:24:42 PM
I’m a big fan Kristen Stewart.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 27, 2020, 04:52:13 PM
https://twitter.com/EmmaLangevinXO/status/1265761687950557189?s=19
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 28, 2020, 12:19:54 PM
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: mj2sexay on May 28, 2020, 12:42:42 PM
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.

Nailed it. But General Public had her rated in the conversation of hottest woman on the planet.

My wife is excited for the book to be released. freak that excrement.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Pope on May 28, 2020, 12:46:07 PM
She’s hot but not Hollywood hot
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on May 28, 2020, 12:51:55 PM
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.
Because you're a guy and she likes carpet.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 12:53:54 PM
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.

That's not how I imagine it; I feel like she'd be more the type to freak like an angry banshee for two hours, then kick you out at 4am and tell you not to call.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 28, 2020, 01:11:03 PM
That's not how I imagine it; I feel like she'd be more the type to freak like an angry banshee for two hours, then kick you out at 4am and tell you not to call.

Watch Twilight. Then come back and apologize for your error.

Even her voiceover narratives sound like Ben Stein reading a trash romance novel.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 01:18:31 PM
Nailed it. But General Public had her rated in the conversation of hottest woman on the planet.

My wife is excited for the book to be released. freak that excrement.
I don't think the general public ever did. She just got a ton of press around her popularity peak.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 01:18:42 PM
Watch Twilight. Then come back and apologize for your error.

Even her voiceover narratives sound like Ben Stein reading a trash romance novel.

I have. I quite liked the first one, second was boring and I didn't bother with any more.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 01:20:34 PM
Also I don't think she meets the definition of a hate freak. Doesn't it have to be someone who you regard as an especially bad (edit: or annoying) person or someone who wronged you personally?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 01:23:09 PM
I have. I quite liked the first one, second was boring and I didn't bother with any more.
For what it's worth I thought you did a great job as Aro in New Moon.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 01:27:38 PM
For what it's worth I thought you did a great job as Aro in New Moon.

Obviously I had to google that. Michael Sheen is a new comparison for me. I've had worse.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 01:37:42 PM
Obviously I had to google that. Michael Sheen is a new comparison for me. I've had worse.
Before I knew what you looked like, he was my mental image stand in for you.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 28, 2020, 02:04:59 PM
Watch Twilight. Then come back and apologize for your error.

Even her voiceover narratives sound like Ben Stein reading a trash romance novel.

LOL at using Twilight alone to measure any of the actors' talents.

Also I don't think she meets the definition of a hate freak. Doesn't it have to be someone who you regard as an especially bad (edit: or annoying) person or someone who wronged you personally?


Your assumption is correct.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 02:10:44 PM
Before I knew what you looked like, he was my mental image stand in for you.

He's not even English, he's Welsh.

I seem to get a number of comparisons with actors, mostly short and not particularly good looking ones. Elijah Wood and Ricky Gervais are the most common, although I have had Daniel Radcliffe and Karl Urban a couple of times as well. I would like it put in record that I am taller than both Wood and Radcliffe and about the same height as Gervais.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 28, 2020, 02:15:22 PM
On a side note, I've been wishing that someone would make a movie where Elijah Wood plays a fictionalized version of Daniel Radcliffe and Radcliffe plays a fictionalized version of Wood.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 28, 2020, 02:39:59 PM
Chanel West Coast
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 02:58:23 PM


He's not even English, he's Welsh.

I seem to get a number of comparisons with actors, mostly short and not particularly good looking ones. Elijah Wood and Ricky Gervais are the most common, although I have had Daniel Radcliffe and Karl Urban a couple of times as well. I would like it put in record that I am taller than both Wood and Radcliffe and about the same height as Gervais.

That's funny because I have been compared to Wood and Radcliffe before and you and I don't look alike at all.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on May 28, 2020, 03:01:06 PM

That's funny because I have been compared to Wood and Radcliffe before and you and I don't look alike at all.

We're both not particularly good looking, but otherwise I agree.

I think I probably get it as much for the whole hobbit / Harry Potter thing as actually bearing any significant resemblance to either of them.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 03:11:29 PM
We're both not particularly good looking, but otherwise I agree.

I think I probably get it as much for the whole hobbit / Harry Potter thing as actually bearing any significant resemblance to either of them.
People just think I look like every white guy who happens to be wearing glasses.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 03:12:09 PM
On a side note, I've been wishing that someone would make a movie where Elijah Wood plays a fictionalized version of Daniel Radcliffe and Radcliffe plays a fictionalized version of Wood.
Tangentially related, have you seen Swiss Army Man?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 28, 2020, 03:13:39 PM
Tangentially related, have you seen Swiss Army Man?

Yes I have. Weird, but I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2020, 03:21:05 PM
Yes I have. Weird, but I enjoyed it.
Manny's coming to the tailgate
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 21, 2020, 06:49:09 PM
Rewatched The Inventor today. Elizabeth Holmes seems like a good candidate but she just looks so bad in every photo/video taken of her.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2020, 10:17:03 PM
Rewatched The Inventor today. Elizabeth Holmes seems like a good candidate but she just looks so bad in every photo/video taken of her.
She was probably hotter before she started doing a Steve Jobs impression.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 21, 2020, 10:21:55 PM
She was probably hotter before she started doing a Steve Jobs impression.

Not if you want to freak Steve Jobs
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2020, 11:10:45 PM
Not if you want to freak Steve Jobs
I have a thing for people who try to cure cancer with fruit
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 14, 2020, 05:27:33 PM
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1192167864964272128?s=21

https://ifunny.co/picture/chrissy-teigen-chrissyteigen-my-maid-scratched-my-new-copper-pots-tTPMCxbe7


freak this bitch

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1283080707049308163?s=21

Chrissy Teigen now getting harassed via social media by Trump and Q Anon weirdos saying that she’s a pedophile is peak 2020
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 14, 2020, 10:51:49 PM
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1283080707049308163?s=21

Chrissy Teigen now getting harassed via social media by Trump and Q Anon weirdos saying that she’s a pedophile is peak 2020

if i see another social media post about pizzagate or the deep state and how it's somehow tied to a coronavirus hoax and how trump is going to fix this all i'm going to fcking off myself

the more i see from people the more i feel like we deserve everything we're going to get
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 15, 2020, 02:47:01 PM
https://twitter.com/jayinprovidence/status/1283332916471312385?s=21

No lies detected
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2020, 03:36:50 PM
She wasn't so puffy when she rose to fame
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 15, 2020, 04:07:51 PM
https://twitter.com/jayinprovidence/status/1283332916471312385?s=21

No lies detected

this crowd would make it go both ways

she's too ugly so it must have been a deal with the devil

if she was astonishingly beautiful, it would be because she sold her soul to the devil, or because of adrenochrome, or because of something else
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2020, 07:52:32 AM
Not to go all QAnon, but after seeing them a bunch of times now, the Teigen tweets in question are very Chris Delia-esque, probably worse. If you’re constantly joking about sexualizing kids, there’s a pretty good chance you’re not joking
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2020, 03:55:03 PM
Jay Cutler is dating Tomi Lahren.  A rare 2 for 1 special for the guys and gals.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2020, 08:34:15 PM
Bin Laden's niece
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on October 16, 2020, 11:47:13 PM
any notorious insta-slut
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2020, 05:42:28 PM
https://twitter.com/andraydomise/status/1327075352284450821?s=21
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2020, 06:19:00 PM
https://twitter.com/andraydomise/status/1327075352284450821?s=21

No. Did you watch the video linked? Instantly loses any hate freak viability, she'd just lecture you about how you should be touching here and not there, you shouldn't have stopped doing this and you really should have started doing that by now, you'll never amount to any kind of decent freak if you can't even figure out how to make those work, and she's really just exasperated by the whole process. You'd lose your hard on, pee on her toilet seat, wipe your dick on her curtains and freak off to the pub within ten minutes.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2020, 07:44:03 PM
Kayleigh McEnany is still tough to beat on the hate freak list.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2020, 08:31:29 PM
No. Did you watch the video linked? Instantly loses any hate freak viability, she'd just lecture you about how you should be touching here and not there, you shouldn't have stopped doing this and you really should have started doing that by now, you'll never amount to any kind of decent freak if you can't even figure out how to make those work, and she's really just exasperated by the whole process. You'd lose your hard on, pee on her toilet seat, wipe your dick on her curtains and freak off to the pub within ten minutes.

It wasn’t my list - the thread was way more entertaining than the OP

And no
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 13, 2020, 09:12:24 PM
Just so we're clear, this is a, "Yeah, but she's hot," thread, right?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 13, 2020, 09:51:08 PM
Just so we're clear, this is a, "Yeah, but she's hot," thread, right?
Yep.  Must be hot and punchable.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on November 23, 2020, 02:24:41 PM
Apparently Gina Carano has been tweeting a bunch of anti-trans, anti-mask, and voter fraud conspiracy excrement, and then fucked off to Parler. Guess she can go in this thread now then.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 23, 2020, 02:28:33 PM
Apparently Gina Carano has been tweeting a bunch of anti-trans, anti-mask, and voter fraud conspiracy excrement, and then fucked off to Parler. Guess she can go in this thread now then.

I saw that yesterday, which sucks since I really liked her character in the Mandolorian.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on November 23, 2020, 02:57:51 PM
Apparently Gina Carano has been tweeting a bunch of anti-trans, anti-mask, and voter fraud conspiracy excrement, and then fucked off to Parler. Guess she can go in this thread now then.

I'd give her the worst 90 seconds of her life.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on November 23, 2020, 11:16:53 PM
She's a gigantic bitch, she would hate freak you guys.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on November 24, 2020, 05:23:39 AM
 
  Faith Goldy
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 24, 2020, 05:35:24 AM
 
  Faith Goldy
Never heard of her, but a quick google and I agree 100%.  She looks like she would live-tweet insults about you while you were banging her.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 24, 2020, 06:01:51 AM
Lauren Boebert
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on November 24, 2020, 06:46:13 AM
 
  Faith Goldy

She is a rotten bitch. Seems to have gone quiet of late, presumably she's resorted to financing her lifestyle through sad thirsty wannabe Proud Boys donating to her Patreon.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on November 24, 2020, 06:47:23 AM
She is a rotten bitch. Seems to have gone quiet of late, presumably she's resorted to financing her lifestyle through sad thirsty wannabe Proud Boys donating to her Patreon.
OnlyKlans
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on November 24, 2020, 06:47:48 AM
OnlyKlans

OK that's good
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 24, 2020, 07:03:07 AM
She is a rotten bitch. Seems to have gone quiet of late, presumably she's resorted to financing her lifestyle through sad thirsty wannabe Proud Boys donating to her Patreon.
But....would you?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 24, 2020, 07:36:25 AM
OnlyKlans

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOD
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on November 24, 2020, 07:55:56 AM
But....would you?

Objectively yes but I find it very hard to be objective with her. Too close to home.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on November 24, 2020, 08:18:23 AM
Objectively yes but I find it very hard to be objective with her. Too close to home.

what if she didn't talk the whole time?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on November 24, 2020, 06:14:55 PM
She is a rotten bitch.

Seems to have gone quiet of late, presumably she's resorted to financing her lifestyle through sad thirsty wannabe Proud Boys donating to her Patreon.

I would fuck her on principle, on tables, on anything. 
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: IATA on November 24, 2020, 09:36:15 PM
freak that haggard queynte. very limp no.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2020, 06:14:01 AM
Melissa Carone
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 04, 2020, 06:42:26 AM
Melissa Carone

I'm convinced she would just starfish and then puke halfway through.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 22, 2020, 06:31:46 PM
https://twitter.com/mbracemoore/status/1341081205886869504?s=21
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on January 06, 2021, 11:08:10 AM
" ....sat down beside her and said 'what's in the box, bitch?'"

  Taco Bell...................................rear, no lube


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Kelly_Loeffler_with_Krispy_Kreme_donuts.jpg/320px-Kelly_Loeffler_with_Krispy_Kreme_donuts.jpg)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on January 06, 2021, 11:14:32 AM
" ....sat down beside her and said 'what's in the box, bitch?'"

  Taco Bell...................................rear, no lube


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Kelly_Loeffler_with_Krispy_Kreme_donuts.jpg/320px-Kelly_Loeffler_with_Krispy_Kreme_donuts.jpg)

(https://i.gifer.com/7J1t.gif)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on April 16, 2021, 10:20:23 PM
Tomi Lahren is still the queen of this thread.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: reuben on May 08, 2021, 01:22:23 PM
Lauren Boebert

She's got a dead ringer porn doppelganger: April O'Neil

(https://lede-admin.coloradosun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2020/09/shooters2019.jpg?w=922)(https://www.imageweb.ws/media/images_640/16/april-oneil-porn/april-oneil-porn-1075740.jpg)

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on May 08, 2021, 01:41:03 PM
The scientific term is doppelbangher
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2021, 10:06:32 AM
Lisa Wilson
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on July 03, 2021, 11:13:40 AM
This entire board because you're all faggots and I hate the lot of you.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2021, 11:56:08 AM
This entire board because you're all faggots and I hate the lot of you.
So you want our collective dicks in your derriere?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on July 03, 2021, 12:34:54 PM
So you want our collective dicks in your derriere?

You have strange fantasies, your wife know about that?

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2021, 12:48:03 PM
You have strange fantasies, your wife know about that?
You know the title of this thread isn't just "Hate", right?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2021, 02:47:49 PM
You know the title of this thread isn't just "Hate", right?

Reading was never one of Puck's strong suits.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on July 03, 2021, 05:04:42 PM
You know the title of this thread isn't just "Hate", right?

freak yourself then
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on July 03, 2021, 05:04:59 PM
Reading was never one of Puck's strong suits.

You too bundle of sticks
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2021, 05:54:06 PM
freak yourself then
I do.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 03, 2021, 07:24:10 PM
Lisa Wilson

I'm not seeing it.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on July 03, 2021, 07:45:44 PM
I'm not seeing it.
Why you'd hate her, or why you'd freak her?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 03, 2021, 09:49:00 PM
Why you'd hate her, or why you'd freak her?

The latter.

The former is fairly obvious.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Miamipuck on July 04, 2021, 04:12:04 PM
Why you'd hate her, or why you'd freak her?

I think more rightfully so he's pointing out MB is a freaking moron.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 04:44:59 PM
I think more rightfully so he's pointing out MB is a freaking moron.

It beats being gay....like you 2 peasants.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 10, 2021, 10:40:26 PM
Lisa Wilson
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2021, 07:46:36 AM
Lisa Wilson
What were you doing before midnight?
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on October 07, 2021, 06:43:43 PM
In honour of JE:  Matt Stafford's wife.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2021, 06:50:42 PM
In honour of JE:  Matt Stafford's wife.

She is such a lady garden.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on October 07, 2021, 06:56:56 PM
She is such a lady garden.
But.....you'd......
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2021, 06:57:29 PM
But.....you'd......
Osme of you post, but I You'd
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on October 07, 2021, 11:34:59 PM
Lisa Wilson

  like f***   https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Lisa_Wilson


She is such a lady garden.
  Question pls: is a lady garden a hoo-ha hedge (in JO jargon)?

Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Badger on October 08, 2021, 06:37:28 AM
  like f***   https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Lisa_Wilson

  Question pls: is a lady garden a hoo-ha hedge (in JO jargon)?
Amazing that they made a photo of her with only 64 pixels
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 01, 2021, 01:09:46 PM
Kristy Swanson
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2022, 07:21:51 PM
Ben Shapiro's sister got some chest cannons.

(https://preview.redd.it/i9zh39fktt871.jpg?auto=webp&s=a96bac75b1e6e081f8da332322c378797a014169)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on February 16, 2022, 07:41:56 PM
Ben Shapiro's sister got some chest cannons.

(https://preview.redd.it/i9zh39fktt871.jpg?auto=webp&s=a96bac75b1e6e081f8da332322c378797a014169)


Works better when you don't equalise the photo dimensions. Just add one and the software does the other one in proportion.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2022, 07:44:34 PM
Works better when you don't equalise the photo dimensions. Just add one and the software does the other one in proportion.
I don't know about all that, but tittays.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on February 16, 2022, 07:50:22 PM
I don't know about all that, but tittays.
Oogily moogly milky wilky honk honk jugga wuggas
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: dcm1602 on February 16, 2022, 08:30:25 PM
Ben Shapiro's sister got some chest cannons.

(https://preview.redd.it/i9zh39fktt871.jpg?auto=webp&s=a96bac75b1e6e081f8da332322c378797a014169)


She looks way too much like him that this is just creepy.

I suppose if you don't know what he looks like she'd be pretty hot
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on February 16, 2022, 09:26:19 PM
She looks way too much like him that this is just creepy.

I suppose if you don't know what he looks like she'd be pretty hot
I didn't see a face.
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: delavan on February 17, 2022, 03:21:26 AM
She looks way too much like him that this is just creepy.

I suppose if you don't know what he looks like she'd be pretty hot
My avatar looks like Zach - no problem. 

Ben or not those hogans are outstanding
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: Johnny English on February 17, 2022, 08:13:30 AM
She looks way too much like him that this is just creepy.

I suppose if you don't know what he looks like she'd be pretty hot

I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of.

(https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/avatar-publicity_still-h_2019.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1)
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: MBGreen on May 29, 2023, 06:56:14 AM
Shiv Roy
Title: Re: Hate F***
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2023, 04:36:24 PM
Alina Habba