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Title: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 01:57:56 PM
WTF is happening to the Texans? 
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 03:12:01 PM
BAL just sealed victory over BUF
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 03:25:27 PM
Belichick has to be burning up that Garoppolo is playing the way he is and he has Old Man River on his way out at QB.  At least I'm going to assume he hates it.
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Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2019, 03:28:19 PM
I wish we had George Kittle
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Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 08, 2019, 03:29:02 PM
I wish we had George Kittle

I wish we had Chris Herndon
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Post by: Jumbo on December 08, 2019, 03:29:44 PM
I wish we had George Kittle

I wanted him really badly, just make me GM
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 03:44:31 PM
Mahomes looks like Mahomo so far.
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 04:30:15 PM
Seems like KC is getting to Brady
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Post by: Derek Smalls on December 08, 2019, 04:46:07 PM
Chris Jones talking excrement to Tom Brady and Philip Rivers talking excrement to Yannick Ngakoue. Loving it.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 04:46:59 PM
Seems like KC is getting to Brady
Yep, getting beat up like he should every week.

I like Romo, but he keeps saying Brady doesn't have as much time to throw this year as normal.  That fucker has been sitting in the pocket for 20 minutes each snap with no one touching him all year long until today.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 04:50:03 PM
I'd love to see the Chiefs put 7 on the Pats before the half and get the ball again first in the third quarter.  Pats do that excrement all the time.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 04:54:54 PM
Hill is a piece of excrement but he's freaking fast.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 08, 2019, 05:01:56 PM
Patriots getting booed off the field. Hate to see it.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 05:04:09 PM
Patriots getting booed off the field. Hate to see it.
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Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2019, 05:09:43 PM
It's a two score game at half time in Foxborough. It's nice to see them getting a kicking but I have absolutely no faith in it lasting, because the world isn't that good to me.
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Post by: Rosetta Stoned on December 08, 2019, 05:14:13 PM
Patriots getting booed off the field. Hate to see it.

Couldn't happen to a more sympathetic bunch.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 05:18:06 PM
Chiefs just gashing this defense.
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 05:38:12 PM
And there's the momentum swing
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Post by: guinness77 on December 08, 2019, 05:46:05 PM
If Brady got thrown out of bounds like that, they’d suspend the guy. No call is a joke there.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 06:03:38 PM
Fun watching the Pats getting fucked by the refs for a change.
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 06:32:16 PM
Brady 17 yard run

Just typing those words made me nauseous
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 06:37:50 PM
Yaaaaas
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Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 06:38:24 PM
Perfectly defended by Breeland
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2019, 06:38:40 PM
Goood.
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Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2019, 07:04:36 PM
Patriots Bills might be the most important game of the season left

If Buffalo can win that, it's seriously possible new England loses their bye week

Of course it's at new England so I'm not optimistic

While Buffalo could in theory win the division, there's essentially a zero percent chance of that. So I'd be more than happy with the Pats ending up a 3 seed. Them having to play at KC then Baltimore after beating up on whatever dumpster fire is the 6 seed would be a fairly challenging road to overcome
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2019, 07:08:43 PM
Patriots Bills might be the most important game of the season left

If Buffalo can win that, it's seriously possible new England loses their bye week

Of course it's at new England so I'm not optimistic
I hope the Bills win and then we beat them week 17 to ruin it for them, and then they get destroyed in the wildcard game.
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Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2019, 07:11:48 PM
I hope the Bills win and then we beat them week 17 to ruin it for them, and then they get destroyed in the wildcard game.

Well the Bills aren't winning the division.

That's virtually impossible unless the Pats lose to the fins/Bengals at home

But the Bills winning could give the Chiefs a real chance at the 2 seed (as the chiefs have an easy schedule, and are half a game behind the patriots)


That's the real significance

The difference between the Patriots getting a bye week then playing the chiefs at home, or having to play a dumpster team in the wildcard then go to KC then to Baltimore is hugely different
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2019, 07:51:04 PM
Well the Bills aren't winning the division.

That's virtually impossible unless the Pats lose to the fins/Bengals at home

But the Bills winning could give the Chiefs a real chance at the 2 seed (as the chiefs have an easy schedule, and are half a game behind the patriots)


That's the real significance

The difference between the Patriots getting a bye week then playing the chiefs at home, or having to play a dumpster team in the wildcard then go to KC then to Baltimore is hugely different

Why do the Patriots get the tiebreaker if they lose to Buffalo in week 16?
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 08, 2019, 08:08:13 PM
I hope the Bills win and then we beat them week 17 to ruin it for them, and then they get destroyed in the wildcard game.

Just imagine I used some internet boner meme as a response here.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2019, 08:33:42 PM
Just imagine I used some internet boner meme as a response here.

I'm actually going to that week 17 game in Buffalo with a couple of friends who are Bills fans. If we can somehow influence their season by winning that game I don't much fancy my chances of making it out alive.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2019, 08:39:53 PM
Why do the Patriots get the tiebreaker if they lose to Buffalo in week 16?

Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games between the clubs).
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division.
Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games (games played against the same opponents).
Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
Strength of victory (the combined won-lost-tied percentage of all the teams that a club has defeated).
Strength of schedule (the combined won-lost-tied percentage of all the teams that a club has played against).
Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
Best net points in common games.
Best net points in all games.
Best net touchdowns in all games.

Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2019, 08:41:49 PM
Bills lost 3 common games

Patriots lost 1

So barring either team shitting the bed in a bizarre loss, the Patriots will get the tiebreaker
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 09:26:59 PM
https://twitter.com/MaxBretosSports/status/1203785164360273920?s=19
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2019, 07:46:43 PM
This game is worse than the Jets/Dolphins game.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2019, 08:25:32 PM
I think Eli must have died, I don't have any other explanation for the amount of eulogising happening on tonight's broadcast.

RIP Eli Manning. Thank you for beating the cunts.
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 09, 2019, 09:28:51 PM
Hilarious if he wins a few games and costs them a shot at Chase Young
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Post by: MBGreen on December 09, 2019, 09:29:22 PM
Hilarious if he wins a few games and costs them a shot at Chase Young
And saves Shurmur’s job
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Post by: guinness77 on December 09, 2019, 10:13:18 PM
Never wanted to see the Giants win so bad before.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Johnny English on December 09, 2019, 10:18:59 PM
Never wanted to see the Giants win so bad before.
February 3rd 2008
February 5th 2012
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: guinness77 on December 09, 2019, 10:22:09 PM
February 3rd 2008
February 5th 2012
True
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: Pope on December 09, 2019, 10:55:26 PM
Happy they lost and got shut out in the second half. Not worried about them picking early. Gettlemen will pick some jerkoff that won’t be worth his premium slot
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 10, 2019, 08:00:28 AM
Happy they lost and got shut out in the second half. Not worried about them picking early. Gettlemen will pick some jerkoff that won’t be worth his premium slot

this. gettleman will find some way not to draft chase young and talk about how people are just so much stupider than him and don't know what they're talking about because they're not a GM like he is
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: insanity on December 10, 2019, 06:18:22 PM
Phillip Rivers is a clown
I'd love to see rivers talking excrement to ngakwe off the field

https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurphytv/status/1204193638353440768?s=21
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 10, 2019, 06:29:21 PM
Phillip Rivers is a clown
I'd love to see rivers talking excrement to ngakwe off the field

https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurphytv/status/1204193638353440768?s=21

which reminds me, ngakoue is a FA after this season. wouldn't mind him at all
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 10, 2019, 06:44:54 PM
Phillip Rivers is a clown
I'd love to see rivers talking excrement to ngakwe off the field

https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurphytv/status/1204193638353440768?s=21
I think it's funny.  Dude is a bit different.
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: insanity on December 10, 2019, 08:52:02 PM
I think it's funny.  Dude is a bit different.
I mean I get the humor in it if it was a younger player, but Rivers is 38.
The dude helped you up
He wouldn't be talking excrement if no one was watching
Title: Re: Week 14 Other Games
Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2019, 01:56:25 AM
I mean I get the humor in it if it was a younger player, but Rivers is 38.
The dude helped you up
He wouldn't be talking excrement if no one was watching
He non-stop excrement talks.  He's probably the biggest one in the league, camera or not.  He's probably a bit too competitive if anything.  In fairness to him, with 457 kids, it's probably his outlet from going insane.