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Title: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: reuben on May 08, 2019, 05:39:56 PM
https://youtu.be/zymgtV99Rko (https://youtu.be/zymgtV99Rko)

...Not what I was expecting, but I'm down. 

It's like Heismanberg is always saying: the superhero genre is fresh new thing and more of it is needed. 

Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on May 08, 2019, 08:49:39 PM
At least we got fat Rorschach out of this(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190509/1871b298899c107a77e17e44bac8b009.jpg)
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2019, 10:50:10 PM
LITTLE BIG HORN
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 20, 2019, 11:44:48 PM
I believe it was romaine
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: guinness77 on October 21, 2019, 01:03:02 AM
I believe it was romaine
They can’t all be escarole.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: reuben on October 21, 2019, 07:22:58 AM
If Tim Blake Nelson is doing his Southern accent, I'm in for the duration. 
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2019, 12:38:03 PM
Did Alio watch this or does he still hate Lindelof?
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2019, 04:59:22 PM
If Tim Blake Nelson is doing his Southern accent, I'm in for the duration.
If I defecated on the American flag, how would that make you feel?
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: reuben on October 21, 2019, 06:23:25 PM
If I defecated on the American flag, how would that make you feel?

Oh George, not the livestock...
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: mj2sexay on October 21, 2019, 06:58:28 PM
lmao, would it surprise everyone that I hated it?

By the way I do find it interesting that the critics overwhelmingly came out against Joker, but are fawning over this pilot like its the gold standard. Interesting.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2019, 07:02:04 PM
lmao, would it surprise everyone that I hated it? 

What did you hate about it?
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: reuben on October 21, 2019, 07:02:48 PM
By the way I do find it interesting that the critics overwhelmingly came out against Joker

They did?
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: mj2sexay on October 21, 2019, 07:11:28 PM
What did you hate about it?

The entire episode was a monument to wokeness from start to finish. Redfordations, the idea that Rorschach can only be considering to have redeeming qualities by white supremacists like his journal wouldn't have instead caused a major anti-government backlash as opposed to anything racial.

Rorschach for all of his bullshit wasn't even a racist. Homophobic to be sure, but of all the issues he had with his prison shrink, it was never disclosed that the guy being black was one of them. In fact, the new Rorschach in doomsday clock is black.

I knew I was in trouble when AV Club and VOX rushed to suck its dick.

Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2019, 07:32:10 PM
There's no implication that Rorschach is inherently racist, just that his legacy was hijacked and perverted by racists. Not the first time white supremacists latched on to an image they thought was cool and ruined it for everyone else.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: reuben on October 21, 2019, 07:39:20 PM
...
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2019, 07:50:24 PM
lol
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: mj2sexay on October 21, 2019, 08:14:04 PM
lol

lol.

Don't you have a bunch of catholic high schoolers who did nothing wrong to wish death on again?
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2019, 08:23:41 PM
lol.

Don't you have a bunch of catholic high schoolers who did nothing wrong to wish death on again?

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/kulturehub-blob/uploads/2019/06/freak-them-kids-e1560458855282.jpg)
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: mj2sexay on October 21, 2019, 08:25:25 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/kulturehub-blob/uploads/2019/06/freak-them-kids-e1560458855282.jpg)

I thought so. Still unable to come to terms with the fact that you bought the media narrative and it made you look like a total poopchute I see.

Anyway, a white guy gets lynched. A black cop gets shot. Black woman dressed as Super Nun breaks into trailer park to beat up racist white guy. Confederate flag shows up. White Supremacists. And the usual suspects fawn over this horseshit while they simultaneously manufacture reasons to hate The Joker because it's only cool to show pathetic incel characters if they're "right-wing."

Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2019, 08:35:31 PM
I thought so. Still unable to come to terms with the fact that you bought the media narrative and it made you look like a total poopchute I see.

Are you mad because there's a famous black person in that meme? 
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: mj2sexay on October 21, 2019, 08:48:41 PM
Are you mad because there's a famous black person in that meme?

Hahahahahaha.

FWIW, I thought Angela Abar was fine. Didn't buy her kicking the excrement out of people twice her size, but that's not a legitimate gripe considering we were supposed to believe Silk Spectre did the same thing.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2019, 09:38:09 PM
By the way did anyone else go through their entire schooling without a single mention of the Tulsa massacre or is it just me? Because I had never heard about it until last year.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on October 21, 2019, 09:48:05 PM
By the way did anyone else go through their entire schooling without a single mention of the Tulsa massacre or is it just me? Because I had never heard about it until last year.

I first heard about it around the time Get Out was in theaters.

mj2sexay probably thinks it's a fabrication. 
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: reuben on October 22, 2019, 12:25:48 AM
By the way did anyone else go through their entire schooling without a single mention of the Tulsa massacre or is it just me? Because I had never heard about it until last year.

Same.  It's insane. 
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: mj2sexay on October 22, 2019, 12:52:37 PM
I first heard about it around the time Get Out was in theaters.

mj2sexay probably thinks it's a fabrication.

Are you actually suggesting that bombs were dropping from private planes in the sky? Because that's been thoroughly disproven at this point.

Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2019, 07:02:42 PM
Hahahahahaha.

FWIW, I thought Angela Abar was fine. Didn't buy her kicking the excrement out of people twice her size, but that's not a legitimate gripe considering we were supposed to believe Silk Spectre did the same thing.
She fucks like a champ doe
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2019, 09:34:59 PM
cough

https://www.reddit.com/r/Watchmen/comments/dkvfxd/the_people_who_watch_episode_1_and_think_this
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2019, 07:46:35 AM
Lots of good theories floating around about what's going on with Veidt. Seems like Dr Manhattan is keeping him prisoner in a space terrarium. Also possible that the events we're seeing from him are taking place over the course of a few years rather than days (explains all the anniversary cakes) and that this timeline may have already occurred before the events we're seeing in Tulsa.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: MBGreen on November 12, 2019, 10:24:52 AM
tik tok
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2019, 10:59:55 AM
(https://i.redd.it/yn0b5t79cdz31.png)
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 27, 2019, 05:59:47 PM
Just caught up to elisode 6.

Seriously dope episode. The camera work alone was phenomenal.

What are the odds that Petey finds Wade with a basement full of dead Tulsa's Whitest?
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2019, 10:49:46 PM
GET THE freak UP OFF THE SWIMMING POOL
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 09, 2019, 06:03:59 AM
"Ashes Over Saigon," new band name; called it.
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: MBGreen on January 20, 2020, 08:22:18 AM
https://winnipegsun.com/entertainment/television/watchmen-showrunner-passes-on-second-season/wcm/8082af37-7d4d-42bc-9166-1fc9036ffb3d


booourns
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: Heismanberg on January 20, 2020, 08:35:13 AM
Lindelof is hopefully passing on this to make something else great
Title: Re: Watchmen (HBO)
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 20, 2020, 09:20:37 AM
Lindelof is hopefully passing on this to make something else great

Hopefully he never makes anything like Prometheus again.