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Title: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 08:33:16 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLw5xy25LyU
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 27, 2019, 09:03:00 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLw5xy25LyU

Some sick highlights.

Also I hope we never try to recreate that WR screen @ 00:50. Every offensive coordinator I can remember us having has put that play into our playbook and every offense fails at running it.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2019, 09:16:08 PM
Finally...the prince that was promised.

The Dortch of Light
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 09:19:34 PM
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NFL Comparison
Jamison Crowder

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Overview
Smooth, fluid slot receiver whose smallish build is overshadowed by his toughness in the middle of the field and talent as a return man. Dortch is productive, but has issues finishing contested catches and will need to run his routes with greater focus and urgency in order to maximize separation from defenders. He has the hands and quickness to become a future starting slot, but there will be teams who scratch him from their board due to his lack of size.

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Strengths
Responsible for 39 percent of team catches and 36.6 percent of total receiving yards
Toughness cannot be questioned
Finished a 2017 game against Louisville after puncturing small intestine
Plays with fluid movement skills
Adequate quickness to separate from breaks
Leverages and snaps off route to open a catch box
Fights back against contact at route stem
Catches without fear with safeties bearing down on him
Able to drop and rescue low throws
Good elusiveness after the catch
Talented downhill returner on both punts and kick

Lance Zierlein
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 27, 2019, 09:44:43 PM
Gase loves his slot receivers.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 27, 2019, 09:46:18 PM
Finally...the prince that was promised.

The Dortch of Light

I prefer "The Human Dortch"
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 10:11:02 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRtwuY7YLk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RS2Yvdn2ZsI
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: reuben on April 27, 2019, 11:22:09 PM
"Smallish build" is a very friendly description for a 5'7" dude.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 11:42:18 PM
"Smallish build" is a very friendly description for a 5'7" dude.


2 inches shorter than Welker, Steve Smith, Jamison Crowder, and TY Hilton. 3 inches shorter than Edelman, Tyreek Hill, Desean Jackson, and Golden Tate. 1 inch shorter than Tavon Austin.

Agreed that it’s definitely better the biggest barrier to him succeeding, but other short guys have made a career in this league.  If you can get open and make guys miss, it doesn’t always matter.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 11:49:30 PM
Jojo Natson (lol) is 5’7 and 153 lbs and returned punts for the NFC champion Rams
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 11:56:53 PM
Dortch has the same exact height/weight as Jakeem Grant on the Dolphins. Wonder if Gase would intend to use him the same way.

He averaged 29.7 yards per KR, 16 yards per PR, and 3.4 targets per game in the passing attack through 10 games until he got hurt last year.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 28, 2019, 02:32:09 AM
Trenton Cannon better be the best gunner in the league if he wants to keep that roster spot. We've signed a few dudes to compete with him.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: MoreCharacters on April 28, 2019, 11:02:09 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fLw5xy25LyU

ty ty

this is exactly the kind of terrible hip hop track highlight reel I was missing in the drafted player threads
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Coach K on April 28, 2019, 12:54:07 PM
Cannon better be sacrificing animals for his roster spot at this point. between Montgomery and Dortch  I would be very nervous.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 28, 2019, 03:45:49 PM
ty ty

this is exactly the kind of terrible hip hop track highlight reel I was missing in the drafted player threads

That’s track 5 from Leveons album
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2019, 05:26:16 AM


Lance Zierlein

Good now we can cut Crowder for cap space. /s
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 29, 2019, 07:05:50 AM

Good now we can cut Crowder for cap space. /s

How's Dortch in the run game? Le'veon Bell is sure taking up a lot of our salary cap.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 02, 2019, 07:18:34 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/pff/status/1121870570923204608
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Badger on May 05, 2019, 06:17:40 PM
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Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: reuben on May 05, 2019, 06:38:41 PM
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That would be so badass if the pylons weren't made of memory foam and bags of sand. 

jk, still badass.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 05, 2019, 07:09:57 PM
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that is insane. something like that is a life threatening emergency. he fvcking kept playing football
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 05, 2019, 07:18:37 PM
So he's an idiot?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 05, 2019, 07:42:54 PM
Biggest heart out of any prospect in the entire draft
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 05, 2019, 07:46:45 PM
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I was pushed down and I guess I hit it the “right way.” It was a freak accident, and I got the wind knocked out of me. Growing up, my dad always said, “If you get the wind knocked out of you, then you find a way to get off the field because it’ll come back and you continue to play.”

Ok, sign Greg Dortch’s dad too
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Badger on May 05, 2019, 07:59:18 PM
that is insane. something like that is a life threatening emergency. he fvcking kept playing football
So he's an idiot?
I assume he didn't actually know his intestine got punctured.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: d sw0rdz on May 05, 2019, 09:16:39 PM
I assume he didn't actually know his intestine got punctured.

of course. i was saying it as more of an 'after the fact' sort of thing. he was playing football with his life on the line and he didn't even know it. unreal toughness/determination
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2019, 01:29:42 PM
Sources say Greg Dortch is turning heads at training camp
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: MBGreen on July 28, 2019, 04:08:57 PM
Sources say Greg Dortch is turning heads at training camp
I called that

You’re welcome
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 06, 2019, 02:32:51 PM
Dortch SZN
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 06, 2019, 02:35:16 PM
https://twitter.com/richcimini/status/1158776395985764352?s=21

https://twitter.com/dwaz73/status/1158770897949536257?s=21
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 06, 2019, 02:37:10 PM
First Unofficial Depth Chart, listed as starting PR:

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Returners
The Jets have had a handful of players take reps at kick and punt returner in training camp, but Trenton Cannon (KR) and Greg Dortch (PR) are listed as starters.
Cannon, the Jets’ sixth-round pick last year, definitely has the speed to excel at the position. When the Virginia State product was drafted, many thought he’d battle for the return job Day 1. With Andre Roberts, who was sensational for the Jets last season, now up in Western New York with the Bills, Cannon has an opportunity to become a key cog in Brant Boyer’s system. Behind him are Ty Montgomery and Deonte Thompson.

Dortch, an undrafted free agent, served as Wake Forest’s punt returner the last two seasons and fielded 45 punts for 438 yards and two touchdowns. Following the 5’7”, 173-pounder are Tim White and J.J. Jones.

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“He just has a natural feel,” Gase said of Dortch. “He looks like a center fielder getting under that thing. He catches it smooth, he's fearless. Just watching his college tape, he's a guy that we watched and when he didn't get drafted it was ideal for us. He kind of fits into what we do and his return ability is something we were interested in.”

Please
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 06, 2019, 05:37:02 PM
https://twitter.com/wakefb/status/1158774786547433474?s=21

Andre Roberts could never
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 06, 2019, 07:21:56 PM
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“I’m not 6-3, 250,” Dortch told the Daily News. “I’m the smallest guy every time I step on the field. So, you have to have a different edge to you. This is a crazy game that we play… and I’m crazy enough to play it. So, I got to bring something to the table every time I come out here.”

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“(Special teams) Coach (Brant) Boyer and I are building a great relationship,” Dortch said. “I’m really just doing what they tell me to do right now. They have me at the No. 1 spot right now returning. It’s an honor to be there. I’m going to try to keep it.”

Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: bojanglesman on August 09, 2019, 03:24:59 AM
Dortched Earth Policy

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1159646835297832961?s=19
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 09, 2019, 07:42:53 AM
Dortched Earth Policy

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1159646835297832961?s=19

He didn't fair catch it with 20 feet of separation between him and the gunner. Is that even legal?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 16, 2019, 08:02:33 PM
Announce Greg Dortch to ring of honor
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 23, 2019, 06:10:25 PM
https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1164998263998754817?s=21

King excrement
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: bojanglesman on August 23, 2019, 06:38:44 PM
Not Chick-fil-a, cut his derriere now.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Heismanberg on August 24, 2019, 07:20:02 AM
Not Chick-fil-a, cut his derriere now.

Can confirm:  the Popeye's sandwich is better.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2019, 08:49:18 AM
Popeyes gives you diarrhea #confirmed
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 24, 2019, 11:12:21 PM
Can confirm:  the Popeye's sandwich is better.

For real? I was in a Burger King/Popeyes the other day and looking at it, but went with a Whopper. So I should try the Popeye's chicken sandwich?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 25, 2019, 08:34:35 AM
People still choose Burger King over Popeyes?

I haven't had the sandwich yet but Popeyes is my favorite fast food drive thru.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 25, 2019, 09:14:12 PM
Greg Dortch is
For real
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 25, 2019, 09:15:58 PM
People still choose Burger King over Popeyes?

I haven't had the sandwich yet but Popeyes is my favorite fast food drive thru.

Is this because you’re not secure enough to go to a chick fil a like a real homophobe?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 26, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
https://twitter.com/_gdortch/status/1166144401976020992?s=21
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 27, 2019, 08:29:20 PM
https://twitter.com/baldynfl/status/1166422224250789889?s=21

I’m crine
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2019, 05:16:55 PM
Dortch is back

Signed with the practice squad
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: MexJetinBcn on September 02, 2019, 05:19:53 PM
The comments to the tweet are amazing
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2019, 06:46:24 PM
Dortch is back

Signed with the practice squad
Praise gawd
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2019, 06:53:42 PM
Anyone check on SFD?  I hope didn't jump off a cliff before the news.  He might be masturbating on a subway somewhere.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2019, 06:56:21 PM
Now we have Oreo punt returners
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2019, 06:57:53 PM
Anyone check on SFD?  I hope didn't jump off a cliff before the news.  He might be masturbating on a subway somewhere.

He got married 48 hours ago, hopefully he's not been relegated to public masturbation already. It normally takes a bit longer to get to that stage.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 02, 2019, 07:01:57 PM
AND WE BACK
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 02, 2019, 07:03:55 PM
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@_GDortch: Best fans in NFL Football = Jet fans

:'(

 ily too Greg
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 02, 2019, 07:04:45 PM
He got married 48 hours ago, hopefully he's not been relegated to public masturbation already. It normally takes a bit longer to get to that stage.

What you think we been doin for the past 48 hours lol
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2019, 07:11:22 PM
What you think we been doin for the past 48 hours lol

Building your Friars draft board?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2019, 07:37:52 PM
What you think we been doin for the past 48 hours lol
Prayer circle?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 03, 2022, 02:29:59 PM
https://twitter.com/phnx_cardinals/status/1554861534160904192?s=21&t=xdYGQHfWB-a0rd1Db1WSBg
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 03, 2022, 02:43:27 PM
In case you haven't noticed, we're onto Rashard Davis now as the speedy return guy that people fall in love with in training camp.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Jumbo on September 09, 2022, 05:50:27 PM
Looks like ole Dortch might be starting for the Cardinals this weekend.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 04, 2023, 11:25:51 AM
2nd highest catch % out of all WRs in the NFL this year
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2023, 11:29:39 AM
2nd highest catch % out of all WRs in the NFL this year

Gonna resurrect Kenny now to fight Dortch.
(https://media.tenor.com/n8DB4bmpduIAAAAM/yeah-bwoi-grin.gif)
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 08, 2023, 10:47:49 PM
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/arizona-cardinals/greg-dortch-29425/

Soon.
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 09, 2023, 10:42:38 AM
IIIIIITS TIIIIIIMEEEEEE
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2023, 10:51:24 AM
IIIIIITS TIIIIIIMEEEEEE

Dortch sucks dude....nobody told you?
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 09, 2023, 10:52:53 AM
2nd highest catch % out of all WRs in the NFL this year

Dortch sucks dude....nobody told you?

Erroneous
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: Jumbo on March 10, 2023, 01:46:51 PM
Re-signed with the Cardinals, rip the reunion
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: reuben on March 10, 2023, 01:51:32 PM
How could you let this happen SFD
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 10, 2023, 02:04:37 PM
What the freak
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 10, 2023, 02:05:30 PM
SOMEONE TELL ME ITS A 1 YEAR DEAL
Title: Re: UDFA: Greg "The Human" Dortch - WR/PR/GOAT - Wake Forest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2023, 12:30:36 PM
https://x.com/clutchpoints/status/1723843057144021262?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg