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Title: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2018, 11:04:20 AM
BREAKING NEWS: D.J. Swearinger said he was called into Jay Gruden's office and RELEASED by the #Redskins.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on December 24, 2018, 12:02:54 PM
BREAKING NEWS: D.J. Swearinger said he was called into Jay Gruden's office and RELEASED by the #Redskins.

Apparently he complained about the team switching to man coverage when Gabbert came into the game and referred to the DC as a "kindergarten coach".

He's moderately talented but he is an absolute penis of a man.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: casman02 on December 24, 2018, 12:39:41 PM
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DJ Swearinger is a Pro Bowl alternate. He said if he gets to play in the pro bowl he may try to wear a South Carolina jersey and helmet. Would be odd if he gets to play in the pro bowl a few weeks after being cut.

I really hope this happens
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on December 24, 2018, 01:48:39 PM
I really hope this happens

That excrement would be hilarious.

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 26, 2018, 08:28:51 AM
Swearinger is a freaking idiot
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on December 26, 2018, 09:39:36 AM
Has Lebron weighed in?

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on June 05, 2019, 02:01:18 PM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/redskins-star-left-tackle-demands-to-be-traded-or-released-vows-not-to-play-for-washington-in-2019/


go get 'em, [insert new Jets GM here]....a 3rd or 4th rounder should do it.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 05, 2019, 04:19:27 PM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/redskins-star-left-tackle-demands-to-be-traded-or-released-vows-not-to-play-for-washington-in-2019/


go get 'em, [insert new Jets GM here]....a 3rd or 4th rounder should do it.

I agree with MBGreen.

excrement.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on June 05, 2019, 04:46:19 PM
I agree with MBGreen.

excrement.
Welcome to the dark side
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on June 05, 2019, 06:16:26 PM
We should offer up Darron Lee for him, oh wait
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 31, 2019, 02:15:58 PM
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Jeff Howe @jeffphowe

The Redskins are having trade discussions regarding tackle Trent Williams, according to a source. Unclear what type of compensation they'd require in a trade. There's a feeling around the league the Patriots would be involved due to depth issues at the position.

freak off I want him
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 31, 2019, 02:21:53 PM
freak off I want him

There’s no way they get a better deal than Beachum + for Williams if we offer it up.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 31, 2019, 02:54:01 PM
There’s no way they get a better deal than Beachum + for Williams if we offer it up.

The question is how much $$$ did they pay Donald Penn, and are the Jets actually interested
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 31, 2019, 03:59:32 PM
There’s no way they get a better deal than Beachum + for Williams if we offer it up.

Why would we trade Beachum?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 31, 2019, 04:02:01 PM
Why would we trade Beachum?

We only would to get williams. Beachum won’t be here next fall. If we brought in Williams he would be.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on August 08, 2019, 09:07:15 AM
https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/redskins/trent-williams-fine-missing-regular-season-and-will-not-play-redskins-period-sources

Get on this Douglas.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 09, 2019, 10:38:29 PM
Seems like a trade we should explore.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on October 04, 2019, 06:41:43 PM
https://dailysnark.com/video-shows-redskins-coach-jay-gruden-smoking-weed-trying-to-hit-on-young-girls/

The same day reports come out that Gruden never wanted Haskins and the QB feels like the dude hates him a video also comes out of (Gruden) him smoking weed at a bar and hitting on some young chick and the video earlier in the week of Gruden not having a plan for QB for Sunday

Could be a coincidence but I'd have to bet someone's trying to make him look like more of an poopchute before the Redskins presumably fire him Monday, and getting blown out 70-3 by the Patriots will only add to it
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on October 06, 2019, 10:56:38 AM
https://dailysnark.com/video-shows-redskins-coach-jay-gruden-smoking-weed-trying-to-hit-on-young-girls/

The same day reports come out that Gruden never wanted Haskins and the QB feels like the dude hates him a video also comes out of (Gruden) him smoking weed at a bar and hitting on some young chick and the video earlier in the week of Gruden not having a plan for QB for Sunday

Could be a coincidence but I'd have to bet someone's trying to make him look like more of an poopchute before the Redskins presumably fire him Monday, and getting blown out 70-3 by the Patriots will only add to it
And totally unnecessary, as well. Everyone knows the grudens are pieces of excrement and overrated coaches.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2019, 06:39:02 AM
Jay Gruden fired
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2019, 06:46:24 AM
Bill Callahan interim HC
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2019, 07:13:31 AM
Jay Gruden fired
Bill Callahan interim HC

i'm jelly
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: loyaljetsfan on October 07, 2019, 08:42:49 PM
Bosa is having a monster game for the 49ers
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on October 08, 2019, 08:44:57 AM
Bosa is having a monster game for the 49ers

why is this in the lolskins thread?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: loyaljetsfan on October 08, 2019, 11:10:52 AM
why is this in the lolskins thread?

Whoopsies! Meant for the week 5 thread
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 08, 2019, 11:33:04 AM
Whoopsies! Meant for the week 5 thread

It matters not, this entire football season is fucked.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2019, 12:07:33 PM
Rumor that Marvin Lewis is a strong contender for HC. Lololololol...
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2019, 12:08:18 PM
Rumor that Marvin Lewis is a strong contender for HC. Lololololol...
Please make this happen
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2019, 12:54:50 PM
Rumor that Marvin Lewis is a strong contender for HC. Lololololol...

Jesus freak the Johnsons are so bad, but at least they aren’t Daniel Snyder
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on December 29, 2019, 04:06:27 PM
Please make this happen
I'd feel bad for Lewis.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on December 29, 2019, 04:15:08 PM
I'd feel bad for Lewis.
His mediocrity is legendary
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on December 29, 2019, 04:16:37 PM
His mediocrity is legendary
He can go coach in Jacksonville
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on December 29, 2019, 04:22:28 PM
He can go coach in Jacksonville
Why do you hate Jacksonville? *serious question *
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on December 29, 2019, 04:30:27 PM
Why do you hate Jacksonville? *serious question *
I don't think Lewis is that bad.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 30, 2019, 09:01:10 AM
Rumor is Riverboat Ron will be taking the reins in Washington.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 01, 2020, 11:40:24 AM
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"In confirming his hire Wednesday morning, Del Rio said he would change the Redskins defense from a 3-4 scheme to a 4-3."

Chase Young SZN
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on January 01, 2020, 02:31:10 PM
Chase Young SZN

That d line is going to be crazy
Allen
Payne
Sweat
Kerrigan
Young
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2020, 04:30:08 PM
That d line is going to be crazy
Allen
Payne
Sweat
Kerrigan
Young

Ryan Kerrigan is still good but he's not getting any younger (although granted he is an iron man), and Sweat hasn't been very good so far. But yeah, it's a very talented group and with Del Rio in charge I'm glad it's in the NFC and well away from us.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 01, 2020, 04:30:37 PM
Ryan Kerrigan is still good but he's not getting any younger (although granted he is an iron man), and Sweat hasn't been very good so far. But yeah, it's a very talented group and with Del Rio in charge I'm glad it's in the NFC and well away from us.
RIP Daniel Jones
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2020, 04:36:02 PM
RIP Daniel Jones

It's Washington. Snyder will find a way to screw it up.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Jumbo on January 01, 2020, 05:12:08 PM
Skins are probably cutting Kerrigan, especially with the move to a 4-3.

Could be a good signing for us if that happens.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2020, 05:28:25 PM
Skins are probably cutting Kerrigan, especially with the move to a 4-3.

Could be a good signing for us if that happens.

I like Kerrigan but I'm not sure he's what we really need. We're missing a speed rusher off the edge and that's never been his game.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Pope on January 01, 2020, 06:49:52 PM
Kerrigan is a great character guy I’d like to bring him in if the price is right
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on January 01, 2020, 10:42:13 PM
I like Kerrigan but I'm not sure he's what we really need. We're missing a speed rusher off the edge and that's never been his game.

We need someone that can get the QB consistently.  It shouldn't matter how they do it, as long as the job gets done.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on January 01, 2020, 11:12:26 PM
Kerrigan is a great character guy I’d like to bring him in if the price is right
We need someone that can get the QB consistently.  It shouldn't matter how they do it, as long as the job gets done.

While I agree Kerrigan probably isn’t the best fit for us, he is a high character, high motor guy that would be good to have. If we lose Jordan Jenkins to FA, he’s a guy I would move to the top of my list to bring in
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Pope on January 01, 2020, 11:13:30 PM
He also created Family Guy which is pretty cool
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 11, 2020, 12:28:47 PM
Quinton Dunbar now wants to be released or traded by the Washington Football Team.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on February 11, 2020, 02:47:03 PM
Quinton Dunbar now wants to be released or traded by the Washington Football Team.

Another year, another Redskin who wants out.

Interestingly enough last years "get me out of here" guy is now apparently on the fast-track towards reconciliation with the new braintrust.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on February 12, 2020, 09:19:40 PM
Apparently the bears offered them Khalil mack for their 2nd overall pick

That sounds like an obscenely terrible trade for a team that probably needs a QB
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on February 12, 2020, 09:38:35 PM
Apparently the bears offered them Khalil mack for their 2nd overall pick

That sounds like an obscenely terrible trade for a team that probably needs a QB

Unless of course they would take Tua at 2.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on February 12, 2020, 10:24:14 PM
Why would the Bears trade Khalil Mack for a pick where the best player on the board is an EDGE defender? 

What a stupid derriere rumor.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on February 14, 2020, 11:29:10 AM
Josh Norman and Paul Richardson released.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 14, 2020, 02:45:59 PM
How was Norman this past season? The only real exposure I have to him in DC would be the “See something, say something,” video he did for the WMATA that play on the newest metro cars.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2020, 03:06:22 PM
How was Norman this past season? The only real exposure I have to him in DC would be the “See something, say something,” video he did for the WMATA that play on the newest metro cars.
Washed up
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 14, 2020, 05:20:38 PM
Washed up

Yeah that makes sense.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on February 14, 2020, 05:36:53 PM
Washed up

But is he better than any corner on this team
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on February 14, 2020, 10:12:48 PM
But is he better than any corner on this team
Objectively speaking yes, but his performance no longer outweighs how much of a dickhead he is the way it did a few seasons ago.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Jumbo on March 23, 2020, 05:20:21 PM
Traded Quinton Dunbar to Seattle for a 5th
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on March 24, 2020, 03:18:40 PM
Sounds like Alex Smith has given up any hope of playing again.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on June 02, 2020, 08:51:29 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/dfelopygek251.jpg?width=640&height=852&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e71b6be35f4fb7ce4ff8a8dd105081965a2d38a1)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 02, 2020, 09:10:23 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/dfelopygek251.jpg?width=640&height=852&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e71b6be35f4fb7ce4ff8a8dd105081965a2d38a1)

I laughed so hard a little bit came out.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on June 02, 2020, 09:30:34 PM
Washington Blackskins
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 02, 2020, 09:54:53 PM
Washington Blackskins

I wouldn't be shocked if that thought came trickling through Snyder's...brain?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on June 02, 2020, 10:25:45 PM
Washington Blackskins
RED SKINS MATTER
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 02, 2020, 11:41:50 PM
I'm glad the Washington Football Team exists so someone will always be a bigger joke than the Jets on some level.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 02, 2020, 12:30:21 PM
https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/investors-ask-nike-fedex-and-pepsico-to-end-relationships-with-the-washington-redskins/

https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/redskins_unlikely_to_get_approval_for_new_stadium_without_changing_name/s1_127_32295956

Looks like screws are being tightened.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 03, 2020, 09:11:31 AM
Fedex have formally and publicly requested that they change their name, and Nike have removed all merchandise from their online store.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/03/fedex-nike-washington-redskins-nickname
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 03, 2020, 10:08:37 AM
What animals go with the color scheme Red and yellow?

I can't see a complete overhaul of team name colors and everything else
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2020, 10:21:57 AM
What animals go with the color scheme Red and yellow?

I can't see a complete overhaul of team name colors and everything else
Bloody Lions.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 03, 2020, 10:23:30 AM
Standing by for the inevitable Warriors rebranding.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 03, 2020, 10:28:58 AM
What animals go with the color scheme Red and yellow?

I can't see a complete overhaul of team name colors and everything else

Some kind of bird probably, but why does it have to be an animal?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 03, 2020, 11:00:18 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcApAbVXYAc184D?format=jpg&name=large)

Quote
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

And here it is: the Redskins are undergoing a thorough review of the team’s name.

And let’s be clear: There’s no review if there’s no change coming.

Redskins on way out.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1279067390198927360
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2020, 11:08:31 AM
Just rename them the Washington Rebels and use Robert E Lee as their logo.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on July 03, 2020, 11:49:40 AM
"... I look forward to working closely with Daniel Snyder to make sure we continue the mission of honoring and supporting Native American and the military."

The military?

How are they doing that.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 03, 2020, 11:50:28 AM
Just rename them the Washington Rebels and use Robert E Lee as their logo.

I would be officially done with the NFL.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2020, 12:11:59 PM
I would be officially done with the NFL.
Lol

They could use “Luke and Bo duke yelling yaaahoooo” as they jump the gulch in the General Lee...up on the jumbo Tron to fire up the crowd.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2020, 12:13:41 PM
"... I look forward to working closely with Daniel Snyder to make sure we continue the mission of honoring and supporting Native American and the military."

The military?

How are they doing that.
(https://www.tostitos.com/sites/tostitos.com/files/styles/product_thumbnail/public/thumbs_0004_original.png?itok=A0hhi-BV)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2020, 12:15:22 PM
Lol

They could use “Luke and Bo duke yelling yaaahoooo” as they jump the gulch in the General Lee...up on the jumbo Tron to fire up the crowd.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ElectricDeliriousFlea-size_restricted.gif)

Daisy Duke FTW.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2020, 12:23:40 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ElectricDeliriousFlea-size_restricted.gif)

Daisy Duke FTW.
All their cheerleaders could dress up like Daisy Duke
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 03, 2020, 12:31:36 PM
"... I look forward to working closely with Daniel Snyder to make sure we continue the mission of honoring and supporting Native American and the military."

The military?

How are they doing that.

At a guess, they're already decided on the new name. The favourite for a while has been Washington Redtails:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Airmen

Hence the "honoring the military" reference.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2020, 12:32:59 PM
At a guess, they're already decided on the new name. The favourite for a while has been Washington Redtails:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Airmen

Hence the "honoring the military" reference.
That name sucks
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 03, 2020, 02:05:08 PM
They could just take a hint from the MLB and name themselves the Senators like every baseball team based there before the Nationals.

Naming themselves after a Black military unit would be pretty dope, though.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 03, 2020, 02:18:59 PM
Washington Renegades
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2020, 02:33:12 PM
Washington Manbuns
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2020, 02:46:58 PM
Washington Foreskins
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 04, 2020, 06:55:23 AM
Washington Washingtonians
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on July 04, 2020, 08:24:45 AM
Washington Georges

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 05, 2020, 10:04:06 AM
"... I look forward to working closely with Daniel Snyder to make sure we continue the mission of honoring and supporting Native American and the military."

The military?

How are they doing that.
Washington Anthem Respecters
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 05, 2020, 10:05:46 AM
Washington Renegades
Washington Denigrators
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 05, 2020, 10:43:00 AM
Washington Anthem Respecters
Washington Tostitos
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 05, 2020, 08:24:26 PM
Washington Laundry & Dryer's
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 05, 2020, 09:00:07 PM
Washington Trader Joe's
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 12, 2020, 06:44:56 PM
Name change expected to be announced tomorrow.

Also, they fired their Director and Assistant Director of Pro Personnel. Seems like a strange time to be ditching two pretty senior guys.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 12, 2020, 09:00:54 PM
Name change expected to be announced tomorrow.

Also, they fired their Director and Assistant Director of Pro Personnel. Seems like a strange time to be ditching two pretty senior guys.

Snyder has always been a bad owner. This is pretty much standard.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 12, 2020, 09:03:42 PM
still think that the amount of times 'redskins' was still used/plastered all over that initial press release was snyder's way of expressing how annoyed he is about all of this

wouldn't be surprised if he chose the new name to be the red cocks out of spite
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 12, 2020, 10:56:45 PM
Washington Octoroons
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Post by: Badger on July 12, 2020, 11:00:58 PM
Washington Celestials
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Post by: Badger on July 12, 2020, 11:01:11 PM
Washington (((Globalists)))
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Post by: Badger on July 12, 2020, 11:07:48 PM
Washington Roundeyes
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 13, 2020, 01:43:15 AM
I hope he changes it to Washington Readskins just to be a prick
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 13, 2020, 08:47:15 AM
It’s only a question of how they will freak this up, not if.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 13, 2020, 08:48:51 AM
is today's announcement only to announce they're in fact changing it, without announcing what the change will be?

if so, much ado about nothing so far
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 13, 2020, 09:46:29 AM
is today's announcement only to announce they're in fact changing it, without announcing what the change will be?

if so, much ado about nothing so far

I heard some speculation that today they will be announced as the "Washington Football Club" or "FC" until they can finalize a name change. Which would be hilarious
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 13, 2020, 09:48:01 AM
No one will like it, that much I can guarantee.  Doesn't matter if it's good or not.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2020, 09:48:13 AM
is today's announcement only to announce they're in fact changing it, without announcing what the change will be?

if so, much ado about nothing so far

Looks like it. Presumably once they decide on a name they have to do all the creative, get sign off by the league and sponsors, and then do a big launch with merch ready to ship on day one.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 13, 2020, 10:10:33 AM
Hoping they choose Red Tails out of all of the names that have been bandied about so far.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2020, 10:14:50 AM
Red Rockets with a dog boner for the logo
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 13, 2020, 10:17:39 AM
Red Formans
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2020, 10:19:02 AM
Apparently Red Wolves is also under consideration.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 13, 2020, 10:38:32 AM
Washington Red Skies

with a chemtrail logo

#AbyzmulApproved
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 13, 2020, 10:51:46 AM
Red Rockets with a dog boner for the logo

lol
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2020, 11:07:56 AM
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1282661817978957826?s=21
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 13, 2020, 11:11:07 AM
https://twitter.com/rotoworld/status/1282687243312934912?s=21
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2020, 11:29:14 AM
No one will like it, that much I can guarantee.  Doesn't matter if it's good or not.
I already like it no matter what considering the starting point
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 13, 2020, 11:39:22 AM
I already like it no matter what considering the starting point
Washington Blueberry Blondes
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 13, 2020, 11:46:05 AM
They should pick something equally offensive to all.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 13, 2020, 12:15:52 PM
Washington Blueberry Blondes
Sounds like a nice summer beer
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 13, 2020, 12:38:51 PM
I think they're still struggling to pick up the copyright for Washington Warriors.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 13, 2020, 12:39:59 PM
Sounds like a nice summer beer

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/99/80356/ (http://)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 13, 2020, 01:07:31 PM
Washington Lisa Anns

Renowned and a classic/historic, propensity to suck, plays with balls, large fan base
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2020, 01:45:28 PM
I think they're still struggling to pick up the copyright for Washington Warriors.

https://twitter.com/tomilahren/status/1282533875038720002?s=21
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 13, 2020, 01:56:43 PM
https://twitter.com/bigactionbill/status/1282750082798899202?s=21
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 14, 2020, 09:05:29 AM
https://twitter.com/ScottABC7/status/1282521164930256896

Apparently related to the firing of those two senior personnel guys.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 14, 2020, 10:25:49 AM
https://twitter.com/ScottABC7/status/1282521164930256896

Apparently related to the firing of those two senior personnel guys.

At least it will be something to talk about for a few minutes...
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 14, 2020, 05:31:39 PM
Now that redskins have been taken care of Texas Rangers is now on the chopping block. Such insensitive scummy people.

Maybe after that we can have an open discussion about renaming the Cowboys
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on July 14, 2020, 08:11:19 PM
Now that redskins have been taken care of Texas Rangers is now on the chopping block. Such insensitive scummy people.

Maybe after that we can have an open discussion about renaming the Cowboys

freaking worst take.  Every single time.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2020, 09:24:48 PM
Washington Potato Eaters
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 14, 2020, 10:59:10 PM
Maybe after that we can have an open discussion about renaming the Cowboys

The Onion - Jerry Jones Changes name of the Cowboys to Redskins (https://sports.theonion.com/jerry-jones-changes-team-s-name-to-redskins-now-that-it-1844380517)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2020, 08:40:55 AM
Quote
Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora

The warped and toxic culture of the Washington Football Team is about to be exposed in a sickening fashion ... Again

Come on, stop teasing us with this excrement.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2020, 08:53:16 AM
Noice.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200715/a1d88f90b0267c9095bbdb6c5069f1f2.jpg)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 15, 2020, 10:06:52 AM
can we add 'toxic' to the list of most overused terms from 2018 - 2020? right next to 'gaslighting'
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2020, 10:20:29 AM
can we add 'toxic' to the list of most overused terms from 2018 - 2020? right next to 'gaslighting'
Washington Toxins
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2020, 10:38:40 AM
Washington Toxins
I like that.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 15, 2020, 11:18:38 AM
Washington Toxic Gaslighters
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on July 15, 2020, 11:24:41 AM
DC Redskins
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 15, 2020, 11:25:20 AM
The DC Snipers

get it done
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2020, 01:59:29 PM
The DC Snipers

get it done
Washington Bullets revival
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 15, 2020, 02:04:33 PM
Washington Bullets revival

Alternate uniforms
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 12:50:27 AM
Reports coming out that a massive scandal with the Redskins is about to leak, being called the biggest non football, football story (ever?)

Apparently sexual misconduct, pimping out cheerleaders and all kinds of excrement.

Oddly there's not a lot of articles more Twitter crap, but supposedly the Washington Post is supposed to publish it tomorrow
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 16, 2020, 06:21:22 AM
Jay Gruden does drugs?? No way
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 06:45:59 AM
Scot the Drunk was the only sober one.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 07:18:21 AM
Jay Gruden does drugs?? No way

Apparently it includes and involves Snyder.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if Gruden played a key role in it
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 07:19:08 AM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/sports/washington-redskins-football-bombshell-coming.amp
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 07:38:06 AM
It's kind of annoying that everyone puts out these stupid article saying something bad is coming yet no one seems to know what it is or be able to publish it.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on July 16, 2020, 07:52:35 AM
Apparently it includes and involves Snyder.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if Gruden played a key role in it

Maybe Snyder sells the team if it’s bad enough? Then again I find it hard to believe it’s worse than whatever Irsay was into a few years back and he wasn’t forced to sell the Colts.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 08:20:29 AM
It's kind of annoying that everyone puts out these stupid article saying something bad is coming yet no one seems to know what it is or be able to publish it.

I mean they have said WAPO and possibly Bezos have the ability to report it

Though it's very odd they didn't do so today
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 10:29:58 AM
It's kind of annoying that everyone puts out these stupid article saying something bad is coming yet no one seems to know what it is or be able to publish it.
With a franchise like theirs you could drop hints and always eventually act like you're right when the next eventual shitshow unfolds
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2020, 10:58:50 AM
I mean they have said WAPO and possibly Bezos have the ability to report it

Though it's very odd they didn't do so today

I presume that they all know roughly what it is, but without knowing the WaPo sources with which to corroborate it they can't legally put it out there. There may also be an element of journalistic ethics, to not try and spoil someone else's big investigative scoop unless you also have the story.

As for why WaPo hasn't run it yet, two possibilities come to mind. One is they're leaking bits to build up impact when it drops, the other is that they're tied up with the team, the league, and/or the individuals involved, either with legal attempts to suppress some or all of the details, or some good old fashioned horse trading to try and mitigate its impact.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 01:46:32 PM
I presume that they all know roughly what it is, but without knowing the WaPo sources with which to corroborate it they can't legally put it out there. There may also be an element of journalistic ethics, to not try and spoil someone else's big investigative scoop unless you also have the story.

As for why WaPo hasn't run it yet, two possibilities come to mind. One is they're leaking bits to build up impact when it drops, the other is that they're tied up with the team, the league, and/or the individuals involved, either with legal attempts to suppress some or all of the details, or some good old fashioned horse trading to try and mitigate its impact.

Well the rumor I saw was that WAPO (owned by Bezos) could be used as to beat down the Redskins making it easier for Bezos to buy the team

On that note


Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
43m
Minority shareholders of Washington’s NFL team have hired the investment bank, Moag & Company, to vet buyers and to sell their stake in the team, per a league source.

Have to say that there could be more than some smoke
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2020, 02:10:43 PM
Well the rumor I saw was that WAPO (owned by Bezos) could be used as to beat down the Redskins making it easier for Bezos to buy the team

On that note


Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
43m
Minority shareholders of Washington’s NFL team have hired the investment bank, Moag & Company, to vet buyers and to sell their stake in the team, per a league source.

Have to say that there could be more than some smoke

Does Bezos want a football team? I wasn't aware of that. He's probably worth more than all of the owners put together - he could just buy every team in the league and guarantee himself a ring every year.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 16, 2020, 02:15:54 PM
Does Bezos want a football team? I wasn't aware of that. He's probably worth more than all of the owners put together - he could just buy every team in the league and guarantee himself a ring every year.

There was some stuff late in the fall last year about him wanting to own an NFL team eventually and how the other owners supported him. 

Everything seems to be aligning for him to get a hold of the Washington franchise. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 02:17:59 PM
Does Bezos want a football team? I wasn't aware of that. He's probably worth more than all of the owners put together - he could just buy every team in the league and guarantee himself a ring every year.

According to a quick Google search there was reporting by Jason La Confora last year that Bezos was interested in purchasing an NFL team.

And considering the skins need a new name maybe the Washington Amazons wouldn't have the worst ring to it
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on July 16, 2020, 02:21:08 PM
According to a quick Google search there was reporting by Jason La Confora last year that Bezos was interested in purchasing an NFL team.

The Washington Redskins Posts
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2020, 02:30:22 PM
The Washington Redskins Posts

The Washington freak You Donalds
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 03:14:05 PM
Prime members save $1 and get $8 Bud Lights.  Free 2 hour shipping of Tostitos to your seat.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on July 16, 2020, 03:23:58 PM
man  if this even had a smidgen of truth to it...

https://twitter.com/hipmagazineorg/status/1283721056667213829
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2020, 03:28:52 PM
man  if this even had a smidgen of truth to it...

https://twitter.com/hipmagazineorg/status/1283721056667213829

"Internet says". Hmm. Internet also says that Hilary Clinton was running a pedophile ring out of a DC pizza restaurant, so colour me slightly skeptical for now.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2020, 03:31:30 PM
Prime members save $1 and get $8 Bud Lights.  Free 2 hour shipping of Tostitos to your seat.

No head coach, all plays are called by an algorithm. Contracted players replaced by interchangeable nobodies wearing rented pads and paid on a per snap basis doing exactly what the algorithm tells them. Team becomes an overnight powerhouse. Fans all bitch about it being the death of football while paying to watch them every week instead of their local team.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 04:45:17 PM
I think the story is on wapo now.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/07/16/redskins-sexual-harassment-larry-michael-alex-santos/

From dream job to nightmare
More than a dozen women allege sexual harassment and verbal abuse by former team employees at Redskins Park

Quick summary of accusations:


Quote
Larry Michael, senior vice president of content and “the voice of the Washington Redskins.” Seven former employees said Michael routinely discussed the physical appearance of female colleagues in sexual and disparaging overtones. In 2018, Michael was caught on a “hot mic” speaking about the attractiveness of a college-aged intern, according to six former employees who heard the recording. Michael declined an interview request and retired Wednesday.

Alex Santos was fired as director of pro personnel last week. (Associated Press)
Santos, the club’s director of pro personnel, was accused by six former employees and two reporters who covered the team of making inappropriate remarks about their bodies and asking them if they were romantically interested in him. In 2019, Santos was the subject of an internal investigation after Rhiannon Walker, a reporter for The Athletic, informed club management Santos had pinched her, told her she had “an derriere like a wagon,” and repeatedly asked her to date him, Walker said in an interview with The Post. Nora Princiotti, a reporter for The Ringer who formerly covered the team, also said in an interview that she was harassed by Santos. Santos, who was fired this past week, declined to comment.

Richard Mann II, assistant director of pro personnel, who in one text message obtained by the The Post told a female employee he and his colleagues debated whether her breasts had been surgically enhanced and in another text message told another female employee to expect an “inappropriate hug … And don’t worry that will be a stapler in my pocket, nothing else.” Mann, who also was fired last week, declined to comment.

Dennis Greene, former president of business operations, implored female sales staff to wear low-cut blouses, tight skirts and flirt with wealthy suite holders, according to five former employees, including Applegate. Greene’s 17-year career with the club ended in 2018 amid a scandal over the revelation he had sold access to Redskins cheerleaders — including attendance at a bikini calendar photo shoot in Costa Rica — as part of premium suite packages. Greene declined to comment.

Mitch Gershman, former chief operating officer, who Applegate said routinely berated her for trivial problems such as printer malfunctions while also complimenting her body. Two other former female employees supported Applegate’s account of her sexual harassment and verbal abuse by Gershman, who left the team in 2015.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 04:51:08 PM
"derriere like a wagon"  lololol
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 04:52:06 PM
I think the story is on wapo now.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/07/16/redskins-sexual-harassment-larry-michael-alex-santos/

From dream job to nightmare
More than a dozen women allege sexual harassment and verbal abuse by former team employees at Redskins Park

Quick summary of accusations:
Beat the paywall:

https://outline.com/CdyCuU
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 05:00:14 PM
"derriere like a wagon"  lololol
"don’t worry that will be a stapler in my pocket, nothing else."
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 16, 2020, 05:09:22 PM
Brings whole new meaning to have you seen my stapler
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 16, 2020, 05:41:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NXcZzho.png)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 06:06:15 PM
Basically sweet thang fish sandwich territory

“He would tell me I was stupid for not being able to print something out the way he wanted, and directly follow with, ‘Oh, did you run extra yesterday, you look really good,’”
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 06:11:08 PM
"There were also routine outbursts of rage, Applegate said, such as when Gershman got lost on the way to Joe Theismann’s Restaurant in Alexandria, after asking her to print out directions for him.

“All he had to do was type it in a GPS, and he spent 20 minutes screaming at how f-----g incompetent I was for not giving him proper directions,” she said."

Boomers are cancelled
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 16, 2020, 06:16:00 PM
I was wondering why they dropped Santos and Mann last week but I assumed it was just incompetence (mostly Snyder’s since their own incompetence hadn’t cost them a job thus far).

Weird about Schaffer being a part of that Epstein rumor and then being called out in the WaPo article as being the only decent exec.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 06:16:51 PM


Weird about Schaffer being a part of that Epstein rumor and then being called out in the WaPo article as being the only decent exec.

These women were too old for him
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 16, 2020, 06:19:16 PM
"There were also routine outbursts of rage, Applegate said, such as when Gershman got lost on the way to Joe Theismann’s Restaurant in Alexandria, after asking her to print out directions for him.

“All he had to do was type it in a GPS, and he spent 20 minutes screaming at how f-----g incompetent I was for not giving him proper directions,” she said."

Boomers are cancelled

MY freaking MAP QUEST PAPERS ARE OUT OF ORDER!  NICE funbags, YOU BITCH!
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 16, 2020, 06:36:54 PM
Washington NDAs
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 06:45:48 PM
MY freaking MAP QUEST PAPERS ARE OUT OF ORDER!  NICE funbags, YOU BITCH!
Haha.

BITCH ILL KILL YOU. LEMME HIT IT.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 17, 2020, 06:08:28 AM
Meh, Vikings sex boat was better
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 17, 2020, 08:27:17 AM
Meh, Vikings sex boat was better

the Onterrio Smith whizzinator story was too.  All the good excrement happens in Minny.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on July 17, 2020, 09:04:34 AM
If by some glitch in the matrix any of us ends up owning a football team, I'd like to think we reserve the right to make fun of our subordinates for something like male cheerleading.

FWIW though, I always thought the male cheerleaders at SHU were pretty smart considering anytime we wanted to have a mixer with their...cheer squad I guess, we had to invite them and they got to drink our beer.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 17, 2020, 09:05:43 AM
If by some glitch in the matrix any of us ends up owning a football team, I'd like to think we reserve the right to make fun of our subordinates for something like male cheerleading.

There's no way that that is ever not going to be a valid source of mockery, you just have to not combine it with rapeyness.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on July 17, 2020, 12:44:36 PM
If by some glitch in the matrix any of us ends up owning a football team, I'd like to think we reserve the right to make fun of our subordinates for something like male cheerleading.

FWIW though, I always thought the male cheerleaders at SHU were pretty smart considering anytime we wanted to have a mixer with their...cheer squad I guess, we had to invite them and they got to drink our beer.
quick sidebar

Speaking of local male cheerleading squads, that brings up the old Fordham Univ--Manhattan College (intra-Bronx) basketball tilts where the Jaspers' fans would rake Fordham for having male cheerleaders with the chant: "the fags in tights lift the dykes...the fags in tights lift the dykes!.."    Manhattan College: Leaders of tomorrow.   lololol
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 18, 2020, 12:31:39 PM
Snyder's punishment expected to be a fine and nothing else. Because nothing hurts a guy worth over $2B more than the loss of a few hundred grand.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 23, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
DC Sentinels?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on July 23, 2020, 09:24:50 AM
Are they really going to use the same team name from The Replacements? 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 23, 2020, 09:38:22 AM
Are they really going to use the same team name from The Replacements? 

Dunno, I'm going from this:

https://twitter.com/ChadwikoRCC/status/1285905248691777539

It's not like there isn't form for taking movie team names into the real world q.v. the Anaheim Ducks.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on July 23, 2020, 10:13:18 AM
DC Sentinels?

Good investigation there, but I thought Snyder said they were keeping their colors.  Would be odd for a team called the sentinels to be gold and burgandy.  Not really american or military colors
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on July 23, 2020, 11:32:50 AM
The  "Washington Football Team"

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on August 07, 2020, 05:31:53 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200807/8e86bf3cbd8230535f19afdd3f263972.jpg)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on August 26, 2020, 10:59:51 AM
Lolfootballteam(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200826/6bb0c77ed427d571369b939d1638be08.jpg)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on August 26, 2020, 11:01:49 AM
I can absolutely see Snyder having a creepshots fetish.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2020, 09:17:30 AM
WaPo has the tapes.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/08/26/daniel-snyder-nfl-washington/
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on August 29, 2020, 09:30:36 AM
WaPo has the tapes.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/08/26/daniel-snyder-nfl-washington/

If they didn’t force out Irsay and they didn’t force out Kraft and they don’t appear to be forcing out Woody, are they gonna force out Snyder unless his tapes are shown on the evening news? That’s what it took to take out Ray Rice and make domestic violence an issue. So if it’s not forefront on video for people to see and call up forever, it will eventually fade away in people’s memories and the owners will let it fade away. As the article points out, the other owners have plenty of skeletons in their closets and don’t want to be forced out of the boys club themselves if and when theirs come to light
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on August 29, 2020, 09:33:07 AM
WaPo has the tapes.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/08/26/daniel-snyder-nfl-washington/
What tapes?  I didn't see that in there.

Nevermind, I see it.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2020, 09:36:14 AM
What tapes?  I didn't see that in there.

Nevermind, I see it.
Quote
Then there are those indisputable, ogling, invasive voyeur videos. They exist. And The Washington Post has them, courtesy of appalled former team employees.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on August 29, 2020, 05:47:32 PM
Bezos really wanting to but them red... Washington Team
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2020, 07:50:58 PM
Bezos really wanting to but them red... Washington Team
Washington Prime
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on August 29, 2020, 08:08:14 PM
Washington Prime
Losses delivered in 2 days.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on September 04, 2020, 07:01:41 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
 · 7m
A surprise: The Washington Football Team is releasing legendary RB Adrian Peterson, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on September 04, 2020, 07:26:54 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
 · 7m
A surprise: The Washington Football Team is releasing legendary RB Adrian Peterson, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.

Whoa
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on September 04, 2020, 07:55:59 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
 · 7m
A surprise: The Washington Football Team is releasing legendary RB Adrian Peterson, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo.
I was going to joke that he was being released because he didn't fit into the teams scandal culture, then I remembered he beat his kid with a switch.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 04, 2020, 09:02:29 AM
I was going to joke that he was being released because he didn't fit into the teams scandal culture, then I remembered he beat his kid with a switch.

Still used a belt as of 2018.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on September 04, 2020, 01:52:16 PM
If we had a need for an aging veteran mentor type back, I would bring him in, but obviously Gore has that role already.

Wonder if the Bucs wish they waited 2 days to sign Fournette?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 05, 2020, 03:24:25 PM
Alex Smith makes the roster.

Also, request to change the thread name to Washington Footlol Team.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2020, 04:07:08 PM
Alex Smith makes the roster.

Also, request to change the thread name to Washington Footlol Team.
I was thinking Lolball, but Footlol is better.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2020, 07:32:19 AM
Peterson signed with Detroit.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on October 07, 2020, 08:12:33 AM
Dwayne Haskins benched
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on October 07, 2020, 08:29:25 AM
Dwayne Haskins benched

Real shame we couldn’t convince Daniel Snyder to trade up to 3 in 2019 for him.

Skins obviously in the QB market this April
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2020, 09:37:42 AM
From @NFLGameDay: #WashingtonFootball Team OC Scott Turner and HC Ron Rivera want QB Dwayne Haskins as comfortable as possible today against the #Seahawks, so they're giving him a wristband with plays on it to help him with the verbiage in the huddle.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201220/e42c22831bc8cae9940d88db4c3e08ec.gif)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on December 20, 2020, 09:43:58 AM
^ is that Dwayne Haskins and Puck deciding to go in on a shrimpin' boat together?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2020, 09:55:32 AM
^ is that Dwayne Haskins and Puck deciding to go in on a shrimpin' boat together?
Puck and me in blackface deciding on when to go in the stadium from the tailgate lot.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2020, 10:53:33 AM
Puck and me in blackface deciding on when to go in the stadium from the tailgate lot.

Let's stay and tailgate
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 20, 2020, 11:47:39 AM
Let's stay and tailgate
...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201220/acd8676f5ceeec8305d35ee5dc0d479b.gif)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 22, 2020, 11:18:27 AM
Dwayne Haskins Apologizes For Maskless Strip Club Visit, 'It Was Irresponsible'
https://t.co/3R521djoJD
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on December 22, 2020, 12:40:29 PM
Hold up... this guy didn't get caught, he posted it to social media?!?!?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on December 22, 2020, 12:44:43 PM
haskins is a freaking retard

saw this for the first time today, which really explains a whole lot about what type of dude he is

https://twitter.com/UltraBlackEnt/status/1310583407454367744
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on December 22, 2020, 01:08:26 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/daniel-snyder-sexual-misconduct-settlement/2020/12/22/f81131d8-4339-11eb-a277-49a6d1f9dff1_story.html (https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/daniel-snyder-sexual-misconduct-settlement/2020/12/22/f81131d8-4339-11eb-a277-49a6d1f9dff1_story.html?utm_source=reddit.com)

At least we're not the freaking Redskins.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on December 28, 2020, 11:49:34 AM
Rappaport reporting Haskins has been released.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on December 28, 2020, 12:05:54 PM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/dwayne-haskins-released-washington-cuts-ties-with-former-first-round-pick-ron-rivera-issues-statement/
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 12:12:47 PM
Lets draft Justin Fields though
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2020, 12:15:32 PM
He must have done something else besides suck for them to eat all that dead money.  Maybe they can bail on his guarantees because of the strip club thing.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2020, 12:22:51 PM
Man that’s a helluva punishment for going to a strip club.

Let this be a lesson to the young bucks coming into the league (Note: no one will notice or care)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2020, 12:25:30 PM
Darnold 2 Footlol?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 28, 2020, 12:35:47 PM
Man that’s a helluva punishment for going to a strip club.

Let this be a lesson to the young bucks coming into the league (Note: no one will notice or care)

Seriously, there's a lot worse things you can do than go to a strip club. Especially when you actually have enough money to have a good time.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2020, 12:40:46 PM
Seriously, there's a lot worse things you can do than go to a strip club. Especially when you actually have enough money to have a good time.
It was the whole without a mask thing.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 28, 2020, 12:47:52 PM
It was the whole without a mask thing.

Of course. Mask nazis.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on December 28, 2020, 01:02:18 PM
It just shows where his priorities lies.  Its not to football, its not to his teammates.  It sets a good example for the team as to what will fly.  They likely would have cut him eventually anyway
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2020, 01:08:15 PM
It just shows where his priorities lies.  Its not to football, its not to his teammates.  It sets a good example for the team as to what will fly.  They likely would have cut him eventually anyway

He was getting cut or traded for a used tampon this offseason anyways. They just gave up the chance at a used tampon to send a message. It also torpedoes Haskins chances at even locking down a backup job next year
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 28, 2020, 02:05:07 PM
https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1343617791014952966

Haskins was done in Washington. The coaching staff last year didn't want him. The coaching staff this year didn't want him.

The strip club stuff wouldn't be a big deal if it weren't a pandemic and you weren't the leader of the team. But it is a pandemic, and you are the QB, so it's an awful, awful look. Then he compounds it by his media nonsense this week.

He's too immature to be an NFL starting quarterback, and his skill level isn't nearly high enough to make up for that.

Maybe this is the kick in the derriere he needs to be better in his next stop, but he'll be on a short leash.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 02:22:53 PM
Mack's defense of Justin Fields starts here

"Dwayne Haskins isn't talented!"
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 28, 2020, 02:34:32 PM
Not sure why you want to derail this thread into a Justin Fields thread, but I'll take the bait.

Fields is a significantly better prospect than Haskins, even before you get to off-field concerns.

I don't think Haskins failed in the NFL because of his college system. Haskins failed because he's immature and not ready to be an NFL quarterback. Russini's tweets basically say it all.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 02:35:51 PM
Fields is a significantly better prospect than Haskins

Why? 

Because he can run? 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 28, 2020, 02:42:14 PM
Why? 

Because he can run? 
He's a significantly better runner and a clearly better passer.

Other than that, sure, they're the same guy because they both went to Ohio State.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 02:50:09 PM
He's a significantly better runner and a clearly better passer.

Other than that, sure, they're the same guy because they both went to Ohio State.

It's the same scheme and Haskins put up better passing numbers in that offense.  Please tell me more about Fields being clearly the better passer.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 28, 2020, 03:04:06 PM
It's the same scheme and Haskins put up better passing numbers in that offense.  Please tell me more about Fields being clearly the better passer.
Sure.

Looking at 2018 Haskins vs 2019-20 Fields (so giving Haskins the benefit of the doubt by only using his elite season).

Haskins had his numbers padded on short passes. 24.2% of his pass attempts were at or behind the LOS compared to Fields. If you weight completion percentage for air yards (adjusted completion percentage), Fields is at 77.8% compared to Haskins at 73.1%.

Fields converts 1st downs on 52% of the time on 3rd down compared to 45% for Haskins.

Haskins also had a better supporting cast. McLaurin and Campbell were both Day 2 picks, and Austin Mack is playing in the NFL, too. Olave is a pro. Garrett Wilson might be, too. Fields has also been pressured more often, so the OL might not be as good.

Fields also had a better Total QBR and a better passer rating than Haskins did.

Fields also has more career touchdown passes and fewer interceptions on fewer pass attempts. And he averages more yards per attempt. Haskins' only edge is in completion percentage (70% to 69%), and that's padded by his short passes as I mentioned earlier.

Where are these "better passing numbers" that you speak of?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 03:11:42 PM
QBR

freak off, mate
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 03:12:33 PM
The offensive line at Ohio State this year is significantly better than the one Haskins had a few seasons ago.

Fields is pressured because he can't read defenses and holds the football too long. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2020, 03:15:42 PM
so giving Haskins the benefit of the doubt by only using his elite season).

He was a one year starter.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on December 29, 2020, 06:54:39 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201229/4f501c8551e188fac083f7c3963ad91b.jpg)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on December 29, 2020, 11:19:44 AM
^
haha
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on December 29, 2020, 04:10:00 PM
Quote
Washington Football Team owner Daniel Snyder was accused of corporate malfeasance in an affidavit filed Monday.

This is the latest in the Football Team ownership saga, with three of Snyder's limited partners trying to force Snyder to accept the sale of their combined 40 percent interest in the team. Snyder has accused the partners of planting stories of his alleged sexual misconduct in the national media. Now, John Moag, the partners' advisor, claims Snyder sent "intruders" to his home to harass and intimidate him. Moag is accusing Snyder of "serious corporate irregularities," including “long missing financials, breaches of the partnership agreement, and other significant issues, some now being litigated in Judge (Peter) Messitte’s court, and others in ongoing arbitration." Probably this legal battle will get messier before it's resolved.

I'm starting a petition to get Armando Iannucci to produce a show about The Team Formerly Known as the Redskins.  I mean there's ripe for parody and then there's the WFT. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on December 29, 2020, 04:15:11 PM
Snyder's trying to freak these dudes out of half a billion dollars, he can go freak himself.

Sent from fire adam gase.

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2020, 04:19:49 PM
Snyder's trying to freak these dudes out of half a billion dollars, he can go freak himself.

Sent from fire adam gase.



I dunno, a bunch of wealthy shitheads squabbling in public over a plaything I don't care about is a thing I think I can enjoy watching for a while.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on December 29, 2020, 04:20:57 PM
I honestly just want see this smarmy little queynte go down.

He reminds me of Martin skreli, the look of them. Cunts.

Sent from fire adam gase.

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2020, 04:24:39 PM
I honestly just want see this smarmy little queynte go down.

He reminds me of Martin skreli, the look of them. Cunts.

Sent from fire adam gase.



Don't get me wrong, I'm not rooting for anyone to win. As the asset doesn't have a fixed value, it is entirely possible for all of them to lose.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on January 22, 2021, 09:08:55 AM
So I guess at this point, the are just going to remain the Football Team and not pick a new team name? 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 30, 2021, 07:26:32 PM
https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1355602576188780544?s=20
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 30, 2021, 08:07:26 PM
https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1355602576188780544?s=20

That tracks.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2021, 11:44:39 AM
When people question why there needs to be a Rooney Rule and a compensation rule for front office staff, this should be the answer:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1361329420880007169

First response on Reddit:

-Exclusively worked under his father while coming up through the ranks
-Was GM in Indy during Manning's final years where the roster fell apart, including bottoming out in 2011
-Was director of pro personnel in Jacksonville from 2013-2019 when they went 36-76

Literally the only reason he has a job is because of his name.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on February 15, 2021, 01:25:38 PM
When people question why there needs to be a Rooney Rule and a compensation rule for front office staff, this should be the answer:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1361329420880007169

First response on Reddit:

-Exclusively worked under his father while coming up through the ranks
-Was GM in Indy during Manning's final years where the roster fell apart, including bottoming out in 2011
-Was director of pro personnel in Jacksonville from 2013-2019 when they went 36-76

Literally the only reason he has a job is because of his name.

Which doesn't just prevent qualified black candidates from getting a chance.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2021, 02:19:03 PM
Which doesn't just prevent qualified black candidates from getting a chance.

100%. But it rather proves the fallacy of "NFL hiring is a meritocracy and teams will hire the best candidate no matter what".
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on February 15, 2021, 05:01:14 PM
100%. But it rather proves the fallacy of "NFL hiring is a meritocracy and teams will hire the best candidate no matter what".

I mean as jet fans we go through so many coaches/gms etc that it's become pretty clear that the nfl is all about nepotism above all else.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2021, 09:19:43 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
29s
The Washington Football Team is expected to part ways with QB Alex Smith in the coming days, sources tell me and @KimJonesSports
. The AP Comeback Player of the Year has said he still wants to play, and at age 36 may have a chance to do so.



trade for Darnold please
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2021, 09:37:57 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
29s
The Washington Football Team is expected to part ways with QB Alex Smith in the coming days, sources tell me and @KimJonesSports
. The AP Comeback Player of the Year has said he still wants to play, and at age 36 may have a chance to do so.



trade for Darnold please
Hope so.  Washington isn't out of the Watson mix if that happens.  They have plenty of cap space.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2021, 09:40:17 AM
Hope so.  Washington isn't out of the Watson mix if that happens.  They have plenty of cap space.

they don't have the draft capital for Watson
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2021, 09:45:18 AM
Hope so.  Washington isn't out of the Watson mix if that happens.  They have plenty of cap space.
Why would Watson waive his NTC to play for Dan Snyder's team?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2021, 09:50:34 AM
Why would Watson waive his NTC to play for Dan Snyder's team?
Because the alternative is the Texans.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2021, 09:52:41 AM
they don't have the draft capital for Watson
3 way trade babbie.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2021, 09:57:40 AM
Hope so.  Washington isn't out of the Watson mix if that happens.  They have plenty of cap space.

Watson is not getting traded. Rapoport further confirmed it this weekend. The Texans are not going to let him go.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2021, 10:01:00 AM
Watson is not getting traded. Rapoport further confirmed it this weekend. The Texans are not going to let him go.
You think Watson will cave and play or sit the whole season out? 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2021, 10:04:39 AM
Watson is not getting traded. Rapoport further confirmed it this weekend. The Texans are not going to let him go.

He is wrong. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2021, 10:26:14 AM
You think Watson will cave and play or sit the whole season out? 

My bet would be that he spends the season watching games at home.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2021, 10:27:06 AM
My bet would be that he spends the season watching games at home.

There's no way that happens.


It's still early...Watson hasn't gone to the media yet. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on March 01, 2021, 10:44:33 AM
3 way trade babbie.

Sure

Houston gets 2/23
Jets get Watson / 19
Skins get Sam Darnold

I am good with that
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 01, 2021, 10:57:14 AM
Because the alternative is the Texans.

There has to be a scenario where WFT has the resources to get him (they don't) combined with a lack of interest from other teams (there's not) for them to be in play.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 01, 2021, 12:04:25 PM
Sure

Houston gets 2/23
Jets get Watson / 19
Skins get Sam Darnold

I am good with that

You're "good" with that?

If Joe Douglas makes that exact trade scenario, he's gonna walk into Watson's intro presser with his dick out.

And it would be completely warranted.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2021, 12:08:08 PM
Sure

Houston gets 2/23
Jets get Watson / 19
Skins get Sam Darnold

I am good with that
That's not a 3 way trade.  That's just 2 unrelated trades.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 03, 2021, 07:19:49 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1367101463449714690?s=19
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on March 05, 2021, 08:44:20 AM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
22s
Alex Smith, the Comeback Player of the Year, will not be coming back to Washington. The team officially released him today, making him a free agent and saving the WFT $14.9 million against the cap.




solid backup option or stopgap for the jets
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2021, 09:02:20 AM
I wouldn't be upset but I'm still worried about his health. He was having calf problems on the repaired leg after about two games.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2021, 09:03:34 AM
I wouldn't be upset but I'm still worried about his health. He was having calf problems on the repaired leg after about two games.

I doubt he's at risk of having his leg break again (any more than he would be before the injury), it's soft tissue injuries that may be the problem.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2021, 09:17:11 AM
Sign him, let him play a couple games, then put Wilson out there when Smith's leg falls off
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2021, 01:15:05 PM
I doubt he's at risk of having his leg break again (any more than he would be before the injury), it's soft tissue injuries that may be the problem.

Yes. Hence why I was worried about a calf tear.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on March 05, 2021, 06:17:19 PM
I wouldn't be upset but I'm still worried about his health. He was having calf problems on the repaired leg after about two games.

  Agreed.  Great comeback and you dodged a bullet, now retire already - you've made millions, go enjoy your family.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on March 05, 2021, 09:26:58 PM
Apparently the NFL investigation into Snyder recommends forcing him to sell.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 05, 2021, 09:32:42 PM
Apparently the NFL investigation into Snyder recommends forcing him to sell.
Thought that was denied rumor.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 08, 2021, 07:44:47 PM
Scherff tagged.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on March 24, 2021, 08:38:19 AM
"Man, I will celebrate the day Dan Snyder sells the team.  No more freaking up the franchise."

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1374713861304107010?s=19

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/stare.gif)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2021, 07:49:14 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1378129959328305152?s=19

Lewl
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on April 03, 2021, 05:53:01 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1378129959328305152?s=19

Lewl

[/quote]

I wonder if he gave them blankets muskets and glass beads for it
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 03, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Dan Snyder is such a POS
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on April 03, 2021, 09:57:38 AM
Dan Snyder is such a POS

If only he was a "national treasure" like Ilhan Omar LMAOOOO.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on April 03, 2021, 12:44:44 PM
If only he was a "national treasure" like Ilhan Omar LMAOOOO.

Yeah but fried fish is better for the skin than motorcycle oil.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on April 03, 2021, 01:01:08 PM
If only he was a "national treasure" like Ilhan Omar LMAOOOO.

wat
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on April 03, 2021, 04:15:36 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Dan_Snyder_%2815620792729%29.jpg/154px-Dan_Snyder_%2815620792729%29.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Ilhan_Omar%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg/165px-Ilhan_Omar%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2021, 04:30:24 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Dan_Snyder_%2815620792729%29.jpg/154px-Dan_Snyder_%2815620792729%29.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Ilhan_Omar%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg/165px-Ilhan_Omar%2C_official_portrait%2C_116th_Congress_%28cropped%29.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jPFYRNY.gif?noredirect) Totally gonna use this gif everywhere now.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on April 04, 2021, 06:55:35 AM
wat

I know, imagine being stupid enough to call that regressive queynte a "national treasure."

Remember though, its those other people who are cultists!
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on April 04, 2021, 06:58:03 AM
I know, imagine being stupid enough to call that regressive queynte a "national treasure."

Remember though, its those other people who are cultists!
Nobody said that here though?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on April 04, 2021, 06:58:49 AM
Nobody said that here though?

The person who I was replying too, that wanted me banned has absolutely said that.

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on April 04, 2021, 06:59:44 AM
The person who I was replying too, that wanted me banned has absolutely said that.
Seems inconsequential to this, but you do you.

Happy easter
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on April 04, 2021, 07:00:13 AM
I know, imagine being stupid enough to call that regressive queynte a "national treasure."

Remember though, its those other people who are cultists!
You know....  no one was talking about omar until you brought her up.

Just thought I'd point that out .

Don't worry about responding because I'm not going to look for the reply. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on April 04, 2021, 07:01:43 AM
Dan Snyder is such a POS
Agreed

/normal response
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on April 04, 2021, 07:05:08 AM
You know....  no one was talking about omar until you brought her up.

Just thought I'd point that out .

Don't worry about responding because I'm not going to look for the reply.

Lol, I'll point this out stupid, even though you aren't looking for it.

My little quip versus the constant thread derailing during the Jets coaching search whenever I opened my mouth.

As usual, your bullshit selective outrage is selective. So shut the freak up.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on April 04, 2021, 08:22:51 AM
Lol, I'll point this out stupid, even though you aren't looking for it.

My little quip versus the constant thread derailing during the Jets coaching search whenever I opened my mouth.

As usual, your bullshit selective outrage is selective. So shut the freak up.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210404/3c403ed89a41063df2e873d1102bdc92.jpg)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 04, 2021, 08:32:43 AM
This was all very cute.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on April 04, 2021, 11:34:00 AM
This was all very cute.

Almost as cute as that avatar. SLAYY QUEEEEEN
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 04, 2021, 12:05:57 PM
Almost as cute as that avatar. SLAYY QUEEEEEN
I haven't directly mentioned or responded to you in a while. We are not on the same wavelength at all do I generally don't respond to your posts.

You complain constantly about being attacked out of context yet you decide to attack me out of context because, well, it seems like you just can't let some excrement that someone who wants very little to do with you in the first place said on the internet to the point where you put a quote from me in your signature.

I still don't know what you are trying to get out of this. I further don't understand why of all topics you picked the owner of WFT to try and start this up again. I'm not interested in talking to you and would much prefer we just ignored each other on this board.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on April 04, 2021, 12:48:35 PM
I haven't directly mentioned or responded to you in a while. We are not on the same wavelength at all do I generally don't respond to your posts.

You complain constantly about being attacked out of context yet you decide to attack me out of context because, well, it seems like you just can't let some excrement that someone who wants very little to do with you in the first place said on the internet to the point where you put a quote from me in your signature.

I still don't know what you are trying to get out of this. I further don't understand why of all topics you picked the owner of WFT to try and start this up again. I'm not interested in talking to you and would much prefer we just ignored each other on this board.

no one is arguing with him and hes bored
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on April 04, 2021, 01:48:15 PM
Lol, I'll point this out stupid, even though you aren't looking for it.

My little quip versus the constant thread derailing during the Jets coaching search whenever I opened my mouth.

As usual, your bullshit selective outrage is selective. So shut the freak up.

MJ, just as you have the right to sardonically reference the 'Rep. Omar national treasure' assertion others have the right to call you on it just as you have the right (and ability) to not take it too seriously to heart......telling someone to "STFU?" ...nah, not on this day.  I'm about to receive (covid-safe) family guests for the Easter holiday and that means 'adult beverages' to make some of them (and myself?) seem tolerable and  'interesting'....homie, come down off the ledge and chill; you're good. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on April 04, 2021, 03:03:23 PM
Dan Snyder is a really weird hill upon which to fight. I thought that if there was one thing that everyone from communists to nazis could agree on, it's that Dan Snyder is an unmitigated queynte.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on April 04, 2021, 03:13:49 PM
Dan Snyder is a really weird hill upon which to fight. I thought that if there was one thing that everyone from communists to nazis could agree on, it's that Dan Snyder is an unmitigated queynte.
Ah but qeaglealphapatriot.biz never told me Dan Snyder married his brother
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: IATA on April 04, 2021, 04:05:12 PM
Ah but qeaglealphapatriot.biz never told me Dan Snyder married his brother


do your qeagles
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on May 21, 2021, 12:33:07 PM
Snyder wants a new stadium

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1395427617965182982?s=20
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 21, 2021, 12:38:49 PM
Snyder wants a new stadium

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1395427617965182982?s=20

As always, Snyder can GFH
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on May 21, 2021, 01:12:12 PM
Maybe name your freaking team first
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on May 21, 2021, 02:24:09 PM
Team Stadium
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 21, 2021, 02:45:41 PM
Maryland Sporting and Other Miscellaneous Entertainment Events Field.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on May 21, 2021, 02:58:38 PM
SNYDERDOME
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on May 30, 2021, 04:05:00 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/gtevss6yma271.jpg?width=640&height=661&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c052ec533307051bbecdc7797c8ad0f553b2b081)

Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on June 29, 2021, 10:04:03 AM
Dan Snyder is embracing a new, more open minded approach to hiring, and ensuring that the Washington Football Team has a more diverse leadership team that reflects the times in which we live, by hiring a woman as CEO.

His wife.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on June 29, 2021, 11:46:39 AM
He should have done something more democratic

Like go out and hire the most qualified black woman for the job
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: mj2sexay on June 29, 2021, 12:23:49 PM
Dan Snyder is embracing a new, more open minded approach to hiring, and ensuring that the Washington Football Team has a more diverse leadership team that reflects the times in which we live, by hiring a woman as CEO.

His wife.

Does not everything this guy does seem like an absolute troll job? It's actually almost admirable at this point.

You want the name changed so bad? Ok freak you, we're the FOOTBALL TEAM.

You want me to diversify our front office?! LOL HUNNY GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN FOR A SEC, YOU'RE NOW THE CEO!

Quite hilarious actually.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on June 30, 2021, 10:39:01 AM
Who likes Dan Snyder?  No one.

That said, here's an interesting 'journalist's' take on wifey Tanya "donating more than $500 to candidate Trump" in 2016.  In the very next sentence/paragraph it goes on to say that she 'bankrolled' the Don's campaign to the tune of $534.86.  Not to come to her defense but just the weasel-like manner in which it was reported...

https://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/snyder-trump-donation-219876


https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/tanya-snyder-richmond-usa-13-aug-2018-9788908b


Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 14, 2021, 02:20:17 PM
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
·
5h
The Washington Football Team and All-Pro G Brandon Scherff are not expected to reach a long-term deal by Thursday’s deadline, sources say. One of WFT’s most respected players, Scherff will play on the $18M franchise tag, his second in a row, then hit free agency.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2021, 04:45:47 PM
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
·
5h
The Washington Football Team and All-Pro G Brandon Scherff are not expected to reach a long-term deal by Thursday’s deadline, sources say. One of WFT’s most respected players, Scherff will play on the $18M franchise tag, his second in a row, then hit free agency.
Trade Maye for Scherff
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on July 14, 2021, 06:09:03 PM
Trade Maye for Scherff

I would make that trade.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 14, 2021, 10:01:07 PM
Let's just snipe WFT's entire OLine like they sniped our entire ST unit.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2021, 10:33:47 PM
Let's just snipe WFT's entire OLine like they sniped our entire ST unit.
The Jetskins grudge is now old enough to vote.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on July 14, 2021, 11:27:03 PM
Trade Maye for Scherff
I would make that trade.
  In a second.  Question is Scherff for Marcus Maye and ____?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 27, 2021, 03:20:32 PM
freaking team of scumbags

Quote
Washington head coach Ron Rivera is "perplexed, truly frustrated, beyond frustrated" with his team's vaccination rate.
The subject hits particularly close to home for Rivera, whose cancer treatments have left him immune deficient. Rivera was declared cancer-free in January but his immune deficiency puts him at a far higher risk to suffer severe symptoms from COVID-19. On top of that, it's been reported that numerous teams are above 85 percent vaccination rate for players while Rivera's team was below half at the start of June. Under the circumstances, perplexed feels like an understatement. Hopefully Washington's number of vaccinated players to jump significantly after Rivera's condemnation.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 27, 2021, 03:21:49 PM
freaking team of scumbags
 

RIP Riverboat Ron
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on July 27, 2021, 03:28:38 PM
The Washington Truthers
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on July 27, 2021, 04:55:33 PM
I wonder if RR would threaten to retire if the clowns on his team refuse to get vaccinated (at least to reasonable numbers)

He's the only thing adding any sense of legitimacy to that franchise. Make them choose between their careers and their delusions
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 27, 2021, 08:44:19 PM
freak that whole franchise.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on July 28, 2021, 06:30:24 AM
right on cue, tj ward comes out with the old 'getting cancer is your fault, take responsibility' and 'if you're scared then retire' arguments towards ron rivera

like fvcking clockwork
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 28, 2021, 08:51:08 AM
right on cue, tj ward comes out with the old 'getting cancer is your fault, take responsibility' and 'if you're scared then retire' arguments towards ron rivera

like fvcking clockwork


Holy excrement. How do you even get to the point where you believe that?
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on July 28, 2021, 08:51:54 AM
right on cue, tj ward comes out with the old 'getting cancer is your fault, take responsibility' and 'if you're scared then retire' arguments towards ron rivera

like fvcking clockwork


#pondscum
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 10, 2021, 01:04:12 PM
https://twitter.com/aroundthenfl/status/1425128916469964801?s=21
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on August 10, 2021, 01:42:17 PM
The Washington Intersectionals
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 10, 2021, 07:32:35 PM
The Washington Intersectionals

https://twitter.com/sandylocks/status/1276571389911154688?s=20
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on August 10, 2021, 07:48:34 PM
Fitz looks like a dirty Q-tip.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 10, 2021, 08:29:28 PM
Homeless Bob Ross.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on August 10, 2021, 10:29:02 PM
https://twitter.com/sandylocks/status/1276571389911154688?s=20

If you were peevishly interpreting 'intersectionals' in some right wing attack context you missed (more to do with washington)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 10, 2021, 10:56:41 PM
Only tangentially related, but my least favorite Twitter templates:

Quote
  • . Pass it on.
Quote
  • . (That’s it) that’s the Tweet.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on August 16, 2021, 11:58:36 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/theMMQB/status/1427246009390751748/photo/1
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on August 16, 2021, 04:33:52 PM
Good for Rivera
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on September 03, 2021, 10:30:48 AM
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1433534233276936192

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(https://media.giphy.com/media/6751A64NJkyCQ/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47kepbrciutmkjneomo3y3cektsnmm2dor3fkku2bz&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2021, 11:33:56 AM
From some local sports radio guy

https://mobile.twitter.com/kevinsheehandc/status/1435616848234565641?s=21
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Heismanberg on September 08, 2021, 11:49:33 AM
Red Hogs or GTFO
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on September 08, 2021, 11:56:09 AM
Red Hogs or GTFO

we're on the same page.  I'll even accept just "Hogs".
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2021, 12:32:38 PM
Washington 30-50 Feral Hogs
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2021, 01:06:25 PM
Washington Bacon.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on September 08, 2021, 08:00:31 PM
Washington Bacon.
Washington Acab
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2021, 08:52:14 PM
Washington Capitol Rioters
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2021, 11:15:15 AM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
 · 8m
WFT is placing WR Curtis Samuel on IR later today.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2021, 08:19:42 PM
https://www.totalprosports.com/2021/09/12/washington-fans-get-sprayed-with-poop-water-after-sewage-pipe-bursts-at-fedex-field-video/
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2021, 04:50:11 AM
https://www.totalprosports.com/2021/09/12/washington-fans-get-sprayed-with-poop-water-after-sewage-pipe-bursts-at-fedex-field-video/
Awesome.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2021, 01:06:25 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1459959981248290840?t=_6cHKoEt9OTKtuUeZb5EkQ&s=19
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2021, 01:13:42 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1459962067876814855?t=Seei7H0N023v2tWLIntaRQ&s=19
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2021, 01:35:49 PM
Heinicke > Brady
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on December 12, 2021, 06:24:37 PM
https://twitter.com/PhuturisticPhil/status/1470151598005440517?t=MnBlgyNOiujjZX87v-99yg&s=19
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on December 12, 2021, 06:27:44 PM
https://twitter.com/PhuturisticPhil/status/1470151598005440517?t=MnBlgyNOiujjZX87v-99yg&s=19

Dude low-key just wanted a TV from this century. 
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 12, 2021, 09:47:26 PM
Dude low-key just wanted a TV from this century. 

Was going to say, it's been a while since I've seen a rear projection TV.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on December 22, 2021, 12:18:01 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/rm3ps6/highlight_garrett_gilbert_in_a_state_pure_fear_as/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/rm3ps6/highlight_garrett_gilbert_in_a_state_pure_fear_as/)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on December 22, 2021, 12:29:30 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on December 26, 2021, 09:55:53 PM
https://streamable.com/w64gj2 (https://streamable.com/w64gj2)
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on December 26, 2021, 09:59:34 PM
https://streamable.com/w64gj2 (https://streamable.com/w64gj2)

The freak is he doing sticking his finger into the dudes eye

Generally I'd say anyone who punches a teammate is a freaking retard. But I'm not certain it's not justified here.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on December 27, 2021, 09:35:24 AM
https://streamable.com/w64gj2 (https://streamable.com/w64gj2)

teammates at Alabama also
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 08:40:00 AM
https://www.wavy.com/sports/washington-to-reveal-new-name-feb-2-wont-be-redwolves/
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2022, 09:02:28 AM
https://www.wavy.com/sports/washington-to-reveal-new-name-feb-2-wont-be-redwolves/

*drumroll*


The Washington Blackskins
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on January 04, 2022, 09:22:42 AM
*drumroll*


The Washington Blackskins
Washington whities
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2022, 11:25:08 AM
Washington whities
DC Crackers
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on January 04, 2022, 03:03:01 PM
Maybe keep WFT as a lesson reminder?   The name itself's distinctive as it is.  Could imagine down the road Wash vs. Jets:

WFT vs WTF
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: casman02 on January 04, 2022, 05:45:26 PM
RedWolves and Red Hogs were my favorite. Guess I am hoping for Red Hogs
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2022, 05:48:44 PM
I thought Red Tails was the best one, but apparently it isn't under consideration. Probably the descendents of the Tuskegee Airmen objected to their loved ones' achievements and memories being associated with and used to make money for Dan freaking Snyder.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 04, 2022, 05:51:22 PM
I thought Red Tails was the best one, but apparently it isn't under consideration. Probably the descendents of the Tuskegee Airmen objected to their loved ones' achievements and memories being associated with and used to make money for Dan freaking Snyder.

Makes sense to me.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 05:56:09 PM
Red Hogs would help satisfy some of the people who are bitter about Redskins being gone.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2022, 06:08:36 PM
Red Hogs would help satisfy some of the people who are bitter about Redskins being gone.
Drop the "Red"

Washington Hogs is perfect...Lena Dunham could be the logo.

#FearTheOink
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 06:22:01 PM
Drop the "Red"

Washington Hogs is perfect...Lena Dunham could be the logo.

#FearTheOink
Hogs taste good.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2022, 06:49:13 PM
Red Rockets and the mascot should be a dog dick.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 04, 2022, 07:06:23 PM
The Washington Snyders.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2022, 07:12:00 PM
The Washington
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 04, 2022, 09:54:01 PM
The Washington
https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on January 05, 2022, 02:05:48 PM
https://twitter.com/WFANmornings/status/1478740539520471041 (https://twitter.com/WFANmornings/status/1478740539520471041)

The Washington Admirals

meh
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2022, 02:35:43 PM
Ew
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2022, 02:59:10 PM
https://twitter.com/WFANmornings/status/1478740539520471041 (https://twitter.com/WFANmornings/status/1478740539520471041)

The Washington Admirals

meh
So underwhelming that I was freaking around online all day and didn't hear about it til now.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: dcm1602 on January 05, 2022, 05:26:04 PM
So underwhelming that I was freaking around online all day and didn't hear about it til now.

It sounds like the reason everyone's saying it's the admirals is because the Washington admirals website links back to WFT, something none of the alternatives do
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 05, 2022, 06:46:08 PM
It's a fine name. I'm convinced that there is no such thing as a good mascot name in 2021.

The teams I root for are the Jets, Yankees, Devils and Nets. The Jets is a stupid name. The Nets is an even dumber name. The Yankees is a stupid name. The Devils is the only decent one of the four.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Libero_2 on January 05, 2022, 07:49:22 PM
It's a fine name. I'm convinced that there is no such thing as a good mascot name in 2021.

The teams I root for are the Jets, Yankees, Devils and Nets. The Jets is a stupid name. The Nets is an even dumber name. The Yankees is a stupid name. The Devils is the only decent one of the four.

Krakken is pretty badass
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2022, 07:54:41 PM
Too bad no one can use Minute Men without sounding like a bunch of white supremacy terrorists.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 05, 2022, 08:06:58 PM
Krakken is pretty badass
Kraken is the dumbest name in sports. Jerseys are cool though, and that's why they did it.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2022, 11:05:06 PM
It's a fine name. I'm convinced that there is no such thing as a good mascot name in 2021.

Yeah, I can't remember the last time a new team name was met with anything more positive than a "meh" consensus. Can't please everyone, or in some cases, anyone.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 05, 2022, 11:36:30 PM
Yeah, I can't remember the last time a new team name was met with anything more positive than a "meh" consensus. Can't please everyone, or in some cases, anyone.

My favorite one was the Pelicans, and I thought that was stupid until I read a Deadspin article, and then I started to love it.

Guardians are meh. Golden Knights are meh. Admirals are meh. Kraken is stupid.
https://deadspin.com/freak-you-pelicans-are-awesome-a-defense-of-the-nbas-b-5966336
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 06, 2022, 12:09:29 AM
Smalls just has the worst takes on team names.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2022, 08:14:00 AM
I think Guardians is great on multiple levels.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Miamipuck on January 06, 2022, 08:21:38 AM
Yeah what's wrong with the Jets? Compared to most that's a fine name.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on January 06, 2022, 09:22:48 AM
Yeah what's wrong with the Jets? Compared to most that's a fine name.
If you announced the new name of a team to be the jets in 2022 you'd get a whole lot of meh
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2022, 09:23:40 AM
My favorite one was the Pelicans, and I thought that was stupid until I read a Deadspin article, and then I started to love it.

Guardians are meh. Golden Knights are meh. Admirals are meh. Kraken is stupid.
https://deadspin.com/freak-you-pelicans-are-awesome-a-defense-of-the-nbas-b-5966336

the Kraken name is awesome.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: insanity on January 06, 2022, 11:00:03 AM
the Kraken name is awesome.
Agreed. The branding they've dine is fantastic
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 06, 2022, 11:01:34 AM
I think Guardians is great on multiple levels.
I think it's better than Admirals.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on January 06, 2022, 10:56:30 PM
Yeah what's wrong with the Jets? Compared to most that's a fine name.
(stating the obvious)  it came as a result of the move from the Polo Grounds to Shea (and its close proximity to LGA)

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2022, 06:11:27 AM
(stating the obvious)  it came as a result of the move from the Polo Grounds to Shea (and its close proximity to LGA)

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day
The Jetropolitans
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: reuben on January 26, 2022, 10:43:26 PM
https://twitter.com/larrylegendbtw/status/1486510570463318016 (https://twitter.com/larrylegendbtw/status/1486510570463318016)

Washington Commanders. 

Yawn.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 26, 2022, 11:08:41 PM
https://twitter.com/larrylegendbtw/status/1486510570463318016 (https://twitter.com/larrylegendbtw/status/1486510570463318016)

Washington Commanders. 

Yawn.

Wow they got demoted. Hard.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on January 27, 2022, 06:55:09 AM
https://twitter.com/larrylegendbtw/status/1486510570463318016 (https://twitter.com/larrylegendbtw/status/1486510570463318016)

Washington Commanders. 

Yawn.

Clit Commanders
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 07:14:03 AM
https://twitter.com/Commanders/status/1488862704983068673?t=QWtHkBbCDXPF0anHRwbBlw&s=19

Official now.

Lolmanders?

https://twitter.com/PoopRichardson/status/1488863136065081349?t=BlSKqfQ98nI6ro3F3yujQw&s=19
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: delavan on February 02, 2022, 07:31:16 AM
Condomanders.

“Home of the Scumbags”
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 07:33:16 AM
To be honest, there are worse names out there and it didn't matter what they chose, the majority of the fanbases would hate it because it isn't the Redskins.  Not gonna stop me from making fun of it though.
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: Andrew Ryan on February 02, 2022, 07:58:54 AM
Washington Charmanders
Title: Re: Washington Footlol Team
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 08:25:58 AM
in b4 everyone starts calling them "commies"
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 08:31:36 AM
(https://c.tenor.com/Wt7_MILR2UYAAAAC/jay-and-silent-bob-clit-commander.gif)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2022, 08:33:15 AM
I don't mind the name. It's not as good as Cleveland Guardians, but it's fine.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 08:33:53 AM
I don't mind the name. It's not as good as Cleveland Guardians, but it's fine.

it's hideous.


the Red Hogs would've been money
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2022, 08:35:33 AM
https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1488865881123954693
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2022, 08:36:36 AM
It's fine. Please remember there are qualitative values in between "amazing" and "terrible".
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 08:43:32 AM
it's hideous.


the Red Hogs would've been money
Yep, but I guarantee you keeping the word Red in it would still offend people.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 08:50:55 AM
Yep, but I guarantee you keeping the word Red in it would still offend people.

i hate the society we live in.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2022, 08:55:44 AM
Yep, but I guarantee you keeping the word Red in it would still offend people.

i hate the society we live in.

Bo just made something up for people to be offended about, and then you got offended by the imaginary people taking offense to the imaginary thing.

Awesome work, boys.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 08:56:55 AM
Bo just made something up for people to be offended about, and then you got offended by the imaginary people taking offense to the imaginary thing.

Awesome work, boys.
Except...Bo is probably right. People will bitch about the dumbest things,  and that includes colors.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Miamipuck on February 02, 2022, 08:59:59 AM
Except...Bo is probably right. People will bitch about the dumbest things,  and that includes colors.

The irony.........
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2022, 09:00:05 AM
Except...Bo is probably right. People will bitch about the dumbest things,  and that includes colors.

No one would have been offended by the use of the word Red in the name, if that's what they had chosen. No one is offended by Ottawa choosing to be the RedBlacks, other than by the general dumbness of the name. There are no calls to change the name of the Boston Red Sox, or the Cincinnati Reds.

Bo is not right.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 09:02:09 AM
No one would have been offended by the use of the word Red in the name, if that's what they had chosen. No one is offended by Ottawa choosing to be the RedBlacks, other than by the general dumbness of the name. There are no calls to change the name of the Boston Red Sox, or the Cincinnati Reds.

Bo is not right.
Yes he is
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 09:14:08 AM
Bo just made something up for people to be offended about, and then you got offended by the imaginary people taking offense to the imaginary thing.

Awesome work, boys.
I agree with you that it would be stupid.  But I also promise you enough people would have complained that it would have been an annoyance.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 09:15:17 AM
No one would have been offended by the use of the word Red in the name, if that's what they had chosen. No one is offended by Ottawa choosing to be the RedBlacks, other than by the general dumbness of the name. There are no calls to change the name of the Boston Red Sox, or the Cincinnati Reds.

Bo is not right.
What if they were the Blackskins and changed it to the Black Hogs? 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2022, 09:20:57 AM
What if they were the Blackskins and changed it to the Black Hogs? 

What if they were the Nignogs and changed it to the Minstrels? Y'know, seeing as we're making imaginary things up for the imaginary people to get offended at, might as well lean in.

No one would have been offended by Red Hogs, because it's an old team nickname. I'm guessing they skipped it despite its popularity with fans because they wanted to do a clean break with the old branding, because new branding is a moneymaker. No one would have been offended by Red Tails, because it was a nickname for a legendary air force squadron, but the descendants of the Tuskegee Airmen were apparently not keen on it and from a marketing perspective it's probably a bit too racially bound up for a team changing its name because of negative racial connotations.

No one gives a excrement about the use of the word "red".
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2022, 09:25:22 AM
it's hideous.

Except...Bo is probably right. People will bitch about the dumbest things, 

Ironic
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 09:26:10 AM
What if they were the Nignogs and changed it to the Minstrels? Y'know, seeing as we're making imaginary things up for the imaginary people to get offended at, might as well lean in.

No one would have been offended by Red Hogs, because it's an old team nickname. I'm guessing they skipped it despite its popularity with fans because they wanted to do a clean break with the old branding, because new branding is a moneymaker. No one would have been offended by Red Tails, because it was a nickname for a legendary air force squadron, but the descendants of the Tuskegee Airmen were apparently not keen on it and from a marketing perspective it's probably a bit too racially bound up for a team changing its name because of negative racial connotations.

No one gives a excrement about the use of the word "red".
Type "racist Red Hogs" in to twitter and enjoy the stupidity you said doesn't exist.

I absolutely agree with you that it makes no sense.  Where you and I don't agree is the degree to which people will search out the ability to be offended by anything.

https://twitter.com/Pimpalicious_/status/1435674447705423873?t=bZzWZdBDaIOyRGB-9ru_Lw&s=19
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 09:26:42 AM
Ironic
Are you saying I'm hideous?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2022, 09:29:48 AM
Type "racist Red Hogs" in to twitter and enjoy the stupidity you said doesn't exist.

I absolutely agree with you that it makes no sense.  Where you and I don't agree is the degree to which people will complain about anything.

https://twitter.com/Pimpalicious_/status/1435674447705423873?t=bZzWZdBDaIOyRGB-9ru_Lw&s=19


Did you even do the basic research to read that guy's Twitter bio?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 09:31:13 AM
Did you even do the basic research to read that guy's Twitter bio?
No. Busted.  But there are plenty of others to choose from there. I just idiotically clicked the first one I saw from the ocean of them.

They were never nicknamed the Red Hogs.  Just The Hogs.


https://twitter.com/Louie101/status/1435616098439684101?t=9KiLRTlc7nXW4ipiwgqINQ&s=19
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 02, 2022, 09:53:29 AM
I miss the Washington Footlol Team thread title.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2022, 09:54:44 AM
I miss the Washington Footlol Team thread title.
Honestly the worst consequence of all this.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Miamipuck on February 02, 2022, 10:04:34 AM
Honestly the worst consequence of all this.

What law says it has to change?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 10:05:59 AM
What law says it has to change?
The Lolaw.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2022, 10:25:47 AM
Ironic


we're all guilty
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Derek Smalls on February 02, 2022, 11:05:42 AM
I actually like the nickname. Commanders is pretty cool and unique, and it's relevant to Washington.

However, everyone is just going to call them the Commies, and having the team in Washington DC called the Commies is pretty hilarious.

I'm actually impressed with the name. I like it better than Admirals.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2022, 11:11:50 AM
I actually like the nickname. Commanders is pretty cool and unique, and it's relevant to Washington.

However, everyone is just going to call them the Commies, and having the team in Washington DC called the Commies is pretty hilarious.

I'm actually impressed with the name. I like it better than Admirals.

I'm gonna call them the Commandos and show up with no underwear on.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 02, 2022, 12:37:36 PM
Honestly the worst consequence of all this.

What law says it has to change?

I agree. We should keep it as a memorial.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on February 02, 2022, 01:42:54 PM
The Lolaw.

Bob Loblaw's lolaw
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2022, 08:17:03 PM
https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1510415353997836291?t=iLXDEJYIbe0xlbw0AnnXSA&s=19

Goodell coming for dat derriere.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2022, 01:19:21 PM
https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1513939249032318987?t=WZ34j7nUGZujFVEhwy4fqw&s=19
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on April 12, 2022, 01:51:53 PM
Fans: There will never be a more entertaining downfall than Urban Meyer's in 2021.

Dan Snyder: Hold my beer
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on May 23, 2022, 02:19:40 PM
https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1528794679483019264?t=yEFLZYHT3vXmfqkShfI9oA&s=19
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on June 08, 2022, 02:14:10 PM
https://twitter.com/NBC4Sports/status/1534555232121892864 (https://twitter.com/NBC4Sports/status/1534555232121892864)

"I'm just asking a simple question" is the white American male version of "I just think it's funny how..." 

You know you're about to start some excrement.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on June 08, 2022, 02:25:47 PM
Del Rio is a known piece of excrement
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Gorilla on June 08, 2022, 03:11:22 PM
https://twitter.com/NBC4Sports/status/1534555232121892864 (https://twitter.com/NBC4Sports/status/1534555232121892864)

"I'm just asking a simple question" is the white American male version of "I just think it's funny how..." 

You know you're about to start some excrement.

"I'm not racist, but..."
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: insanity on June 08, 2022, 03:15:45 PM
I don't understand how these things are comparable on any level...
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on June 08, 2022, 03:41:56 PM
I don't understand how these things are comparable on any level...

Oh but he's not comparing them.  He's just asking a question. 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 08, 2022, 04:00:36 PM
I can't wait for this piece of excrement team to leave  for a new home 2 hours into VA.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on June 08, 2022, 04:16:09 PM
I can't wait for this piece of excrement team to leave  for a new home 2 hours into VA.

2 hours?  Where?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: dcm1602 on June 08, 2022, 04:27:53 PM
Wrote up a response, and promptly deleted it
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 08, 2022, 05:11:09 PM
2 hours?  Where?

More like 40 minutes but I was going for exaggeration. The team bought 200 acres in Woodbridge.

Still twice as far from DC as Landover, MD.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: mj2sexay on June 08, 2022, 07:09:51 PM
I don't understand how these things are comparable on any level...

They're not.

One resulted in untold millions in destruction and a demonstrated body count.

The kvetching over Del Rio while popmark Popovich continues to run his stupid freaking mouth is all too typical. The only thing Captain Jack did wrong is apologize.

He said nothing wrong.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 08, 2022, 07:46:43 PM
https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1534644933457547269?t=BeMpcMGpkSsWMAqZQr6USA&s=19 (https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1534644933457547269?t=BeMpcMGpkSsWMAqZQr6USA&s=19)

Didn't even bother to delete the quotation marks his publicist put in there.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on June 08, 2022, 08:19:09 PM
cAnCeL cUlTuRe gOnE mAd

https://richmond.com/sports/professional/key-northern-virginia-senators-say-no-commanders-stadium-vote-after-del-rios-jan-6-comments/article_48129648-5758-59a0-8864-e78f63f072b4.html
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: insanity on June 08, 2022, 10:45:51 PM
They're not.

One resulted in untold millions in destruction and a demonstrated body count.

The kvetching over Del Rio while popmark Popovich continues to run his stupid freaking mouth is all too typical. The only thing Captain Jack did wrong is apologize.

He said nothing wrong.
Lulz
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: mj2sexay on June 08, 2022, 11:12:55 PM
Lulz

LuLz.

It's like you don't reveal yourselves to be utter hypocrites when trying to rationalize rioting.

One of us was able to immediately condemn both of these as they were happening.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: insanity on June 09, 2022, 10:28:58 AM
LuLz.

It's like you don't reveal yourselves to be utter hypocrites when trying to rationalize rioting.

One of us was able to immediately condemn both of these as they were happening.
Lulz
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 09, 2022, 02:29:15 PM
Wrote up a response, and promptly deleted it
Were you just asking questions?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on June 09, 2022, 05:52:01 PM
OK this is freaking hilarious.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/06/09/virginia-senate-leader-says-commanders-stadium-bill-dead

So now Snyder owns a big pile of land he paid $100M for and then his OC opened his mouth and cost him another half a billion if he wants to actually use it.

Dan, maybe just sell the team, eh? How much more evidence do you need that you're really not very good at it?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 10, 2022, 06:32:53 AM
https://twitter.com/notlarrysabato/status/1534978545948172288?t=Z91PolkmHCJCdKSZBIziZw&s=19 (https://twitter.com/notlarrysabato/status/1534978545948172288?t=Z91PolkmHCJCdKSZBIziZw&s=19)

Nice
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: mj2sexay on June 10, 2022, 02:36:59 PM
Rivera's statement is absolutely absurd.

The continued rationalization/justification of a summer of rioting that left city blocks in ashes and led to a demonstrated bodycount will surely not have any sort of negative consequence on society.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2022, 03:18:49 PM
Rivera's statement is absolutely absurd.

The continued rationalization/justification of a summer of rioting that left city blocks in ashes and led to a demonstrated bodycount will surely not have any sort of negative consequence on society.

Who is justifying the Floyd riots?  He was justifying the peaceful protests not the riots.  I don't think anyone in their right mind thinks all the non-peaceful parts of either event were something to celebrate.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: insanity on June 10, 2022, 11:13:39 PM
Who is justifying the Floyd riots?  He was justifying the peaceful protests not the riots.  I don't think anyone in their right mind thinks all the non-peaceful parts of either event were something to celebrate.
Everyone
Everyone is
Every single person
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 10, 2022, 11:15:03 PM
White liberals are happy George Floyd died so they could have more expensive big box stores in their neighborhoods than Target and the Cheesecake Factory.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2022, 10:31:17 PM
Rivera's statement is absolutely absurd.

The continued rationalization/justification of a summer of rioting that left city blocks in ashes and led to a demonstrated bodycount will surely not have any sort of negative consequence on society.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220613/4c194bf624593f93df92b02c86b44300.jpg)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2022, 10:34:25 PM
Who is justifying the Floyd riots?  He was justifying the peaceful protests not the riots.  I don't think anyone in their right mind thinks all the non-peaceful parts of either event were something to celebrate.
Riots are a symptom of a diseased society, nobody needs to defend it any more than a person with a virus needs to defend having a fever.

Constant harping on riots serves only one purpose, to distract from the material conditions that are causing them.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 12, 2022, 10:44:31 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220613/4c194bf624593f93df92b02c86b44300.jpg)

this has to be west philly
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 14, 2022, 10:18:02 AM
this has to be west philly
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MOVE_bombing

Quote
The 1985 MOVE bombing was the destruction by the Philadelphia Police Department of 61 residential homes in the West Philadelphia Osage Neighborhood during a standoff and firefight. One of the residential homes was occupied by the MOVE organization. An explosive device was dropped by a police helicopter on a bunker-like cubicle on the roof of the house, causing a fire which the Philadelphia Fire Department subsequently let burn out of control, destroying 61 previously evacuated neighbouring houses over two city blocks, and leaving 250 people homeless. Six adults and five children in the MOVE compound died in the incident, with one adult and one child surviving. A lawsuit in federal court found that the city used excessive force and violated constitutional rights against unreasonable search and seizure.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: mj2sexay on June 15, 2022, 12:37:07 AM
Who is justifying the Floyd riots?  He was justifying the peaceful protests not the riots.  I don't think anyone in their right mind thinks all the non-peaceful parts of either event were something to celebrate.

He's literally gaslighting in his statement by trying to portray the entire summer of protests as peaceful and civic minded. When we know that's not the case. He made absolutely no differentiation, despite the untold millions of damage and a demonstrated body count.

As a reminder, that same summer Kenosha went up in flames because ::checks notes:: a serial abuser repeatedly fought with cops, was given the opportunity multiple times to stand down and went for a knife. That's the level of absurdity we reached.

I said it then and I'll say it now, I guess the next house Jacob Blake tries to break into so he can beat up a woman better have an access ramp!
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on June 22, 2022, 12:46:33 PM
https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1539652049683480578?s=21&t=sLwjWtF-YxroYFzTo_S2vQ

This hearing is very stupid
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2022, 02:21:16 PM
https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1539652049683480578?s=21&t=sLwjWtF-YxroYFzTo_S2vQ

This hearing is very stupid
Some of it is worthwhile

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1539670172356804608?t=Algqd6qlcvQibeBFAcAvtg&s=19
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on June 22, 2022, 03:19:24 PM
Quote
JP Finlay
@JPFinlayNBCS
WOW - Rep. Maloney is issuing a subpoena for Dan Snyder for next week
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on June 22, 2022, 03:41:29 PM


That piece of excrement is in France cruising around on his yacht
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2022, 04:00:49 PM
Some of it is worthwhile

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1539670172356804608?t=Algqd6qlcvQibeBFAcAvtg&s=19

What does that have to do with Dan Snyder?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2022, 04:39:55 PM
What does that have to do with Dan Snyder?
Doesn't matter, grill Goodell while you've got him.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on June 22, 2022, 04:42:44 PM
Hey Roger, why do people boo you at the draft?  Is it because you support CRT!!??
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on June 22, 2022, 04:50:09 PM
"Roger, can you explain why the NFL employs so many black players? Are you operating some kind of affirmative action policy to hire black people for jobs that white people can do? Are you telling me that not a single white man out there can play cornerback, Roger? ARE YOU A RACIST, ROGER?"
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 22, 2022, 05:00:34 PM
What does any of this have to do with Dan Snyder?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on June 22, 2022, 05:22:31 PM
What does any of this have to do with Dan Snyder?
You're right, let's get back on topic.

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaelprtd/status/1539608819160043523?s=21&t=hHsq_OSFbyPwm-KPlwBw7w
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on June 22, 2022, 09:23:21 PM
This thread’s priggish pearl-clutching aside, Washington had an abysmal record on how they dealt with employees and they got fined $10 million by the NFL. Why the freak are our elected representatives spending one second on that when we have seven dollar gas prices runaway inflation a war in the Ukraine a tanking stock market gun violence crime through the roof etc. etc.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 22, 2022, 09:34:41 PM
Something that should definitely be added to the list of things Ohio voters should be berating Jim Jordan for.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on June 23, 2022, 12:10:36 PM
(https://i.redd.it/4w78ppvf5d791.jpg)

This is going to be a great story throughout the season, if Dan makes it that far.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on June 27, 2022, 06:56:26 PM
Apparently Snyder has refused to accept service of a subpoena to appear before the House, and they're not impressed. I presume the next step would be to arrest him and carry him there.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 27, 2022, 07:06:52 PM
Apparently Snyder has refused to accept service of a subpoena to appear before the House, and they're not impressed. I presume the next step would be to arrest him and carry him there.

I'm going to need a whole barrel of cheese balls to watch that coverage.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on June 28, 2022, 02:19:42 PM

Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
20m
Sources: The #Commanders and star WR Terry McLaurin have agreed to terms on a 3-year deal worth $23.3M per year new money. Another WR cashes in.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: insanity on June 28, 2022, 10:15:28 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
20m
Sources: The #Commanders and star WR Terry McLaurin have agreed to terms on a 3-year deal worth $23.3M per year new money. Ano
ther WR cashes in.
Sheesh.  Dk bout to break the bank
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2022, 08:56:06 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshjame/status/1547213075333382145?s=20&t=7kQPW5vUq1zcUP95DIka1A
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Libero_2 on July 14, 2022, 12:05:31 PM
So he’s just gonna live on the boat in international waters forever? This plan seems somewhat flawed
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on July 14, 2022, 12:34:14 PM
I can't imagine the NFL wants this excrement spilling over into the season.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 28, 2022, 06:43:04 PM
Brian Robinson jr. shot during possible car jacking.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on September 24, 2022, 12:58:14 PM
WaPo says the owners are giving serious consideration to pushing Snyder to sell or they'll vote him out. I'd be happy to see it but I wonder if WaPo has a hidden agenda there, given their owner.

Anyway, do Haslam as well.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on October 18, 2022, 05:48:52 PM
Jim Irsay gives no fucks.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1582470069971718144

https://twitter.com/bylindsayhjones/status/1582470517067374592

https://twitter.com/bylindsayhjones/status/1582470846408335360

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1582470917284048897
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on October 19, 2022, 03:58:13 PM
https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1582786091446194176?s=20&t=3x1fFbqPHovcoX7B9HBwNw
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2022, 08:47:04 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1583134424673026051?s=46&t=rTdBw8-OVUi3cy8XJARsdQ
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2022, 08:44:38 AM
https://twitter.com/DanSnydersYacht/status/1584646635534962688?s=20&t=22u4CtCtJpoT99KmYfbDAA
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 02, 2022, 10:01:46 AM
In the end he was brought down by a band of angry Swifties, enraged that there was no DC area show for her most recent tour...is what I choose to believe finally led to this.

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1587818332316520448?t=h28zPVWym-rubD1uOKFQuw&s=19 (https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1587818332316520448?t=h28zPVWym-rubD1uOKFQuw&s=19)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 03, 2022, 08:14:24 AM
Whoops.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34934158/sources-us-attorney-office-investigating-commanders-alleged-financial-improprieties (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34934158/sources-us-attorney-office-investigating-commanders-alleged-financial-improprieties)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2022, 08:33:23 AM
Whoops.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34934158/sources-us-attorney-office-investigating-commanders-alleged-financial-improprieties (https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34934158/sources-us-attorney-office-investigating-commanders-alleged-financial-improprieties)

This definitely has absolutely nothing at all to do with yesterday's announcement that they are looking into selling some or all of the team. It's a complete coincidence and there's absolutely no story here.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2022, 04:22:17 PM
The Bezos / Jay-Z dream team (https://people.com/sports/jeff-bezos-interested-buying-washington-commanders-source/)

Would be better if it was Kanye. Going from Snyder to Kanye would be perfect.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2022, 03:03:07 PM
https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1588607066637303809
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Libero_2 on November 04, 2022, 03:41:04 PM
So much for the hope some fans had for the Jets to get Bezos’d
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2022, 03:47:07 PM
Woody hasn't as far as I'm aware given the slightest indication that he's interested in selling.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on November 08, 2022, 06:57:21 AM
Matthew McConaughey to join Bezos, Jay-Z ?

https://commanderswire.usatoday.com/2022/11/07/washington-football-fan-matthew-mcconaughey-joined-jeff-bezos-jay-z-in-bid-for-commanders/
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2022, 06:35:06 PM
https://twitter.com/BenStandig/status/1590479517159940096
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2022, 07:43:12 PM
,,,,,, swiftly followed by Brian Robinson's agent.

https://twitter.com/RyanWilliamsA1/status/1590498092138528768
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 09, 2022, 08:16:25 PM
https://twitter.com/BenStandig/status/1590479517159940096


,,,,,, swiftly followed by Brian Robinson's agent.

https://twitter.com/RyanWilliamsA1/status/1590498092138528768

Jail. Put Snyder in jail.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 10, 2022, 01:26:43 PM
And the follow up.

 https://twitter.com/agkarlracine/status/1590770262613856257?s=61&t=oCj3HagY2zfaj-CdfhySJg (https://twitter.com/agkarlracine/status/1590770262613856257?s=61&t=oCj3HagY2zfaj-CdfhySJg)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2022, 09:37:42 PM
Much as everything that Republicans do is by default crooked, immoral, and incorrect, I'm still not entirely sure why this was the subject of a Congressional committee in the first place.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35047642/republicans-end-house-review-commanders-2023

As long as Snyder goes through with selling up this probably all worked out OK.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2022, 09:08:46 AM
Much as everything that Republicans do is by default crooked, immoral, and incorrect, I'm still not entirely sure why this was the subject of a Congressional committee in the first place.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35047642/republicans-end-house-review-commanders-2023

As long as Snyder goes through with selling up this probably all worked out OK.
They're gonna form an anti-woke committee to bring back the Redskins moniker.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on November 18, 2022, 02:11:03 PM
W o/b/o UVA fallen 3

https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/washington-commanders-honor-lavel-davis-jr-dsean-perry-devin-chandler-uva-shooting-victims-november-18-2022
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on February 27, 2023, 03:32:02 PM
Carson Wentz released
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2023, 10:28:40 AM
This sounds not good for everyone involved, the league included.

https://twitter.com/KVanValkenburg/status/1630550211725520896
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2023, 03:17:35 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
16m
Sources: Washington’s franchise player Daron Payne became the highest-paid DT in NFL history not named Aaron Donald, reaching agreement today on a four-year, $90 million deal that includes $60 million guaranteed.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Libero_2 on March 12, 2023, 03:26:03 PM
Welp Q is gonna top that one.

Also didn’t Haynesworth get a $100 million dollar deal?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on March 16, 2023, 07:04:31 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/16/with-sale-of-commanders-believed-to-be-imminent-the-snyders-have-cleared-out-of-the-facility/
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on March 16, 2023, 07:54:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPVfFzbRuc4

Hail to the Redskins, hail victory
Braves on the warpath, fight for old D.C.


"After further review the ruling on the field stands.  This song blows."
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OJ0FOm1jtSM4SCvLOj/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 28, 2023, 11:43:42 AM
Devils/76ers owner Josh Harris, Mitchell Rales, and Magic Johnson have submitted a $6 Billion bod to buy the Commanders.

Edit: Wrong policy failure named Rales.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on March 28, 2023, 02:08:37 PM
Canadian billionaire with a $6 billion offer

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1640777492356280321

Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 28, 2023, 02:34:38 PM
Whatever gets Snyder out of the NFL the fastest, I don't care who buys it.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on April 13, 2023, 12:24:17 PM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
·
30m
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Commanders owner Dan Snyder has reached an agreement in principle to sell the team for $6 billion.

The group is led by #76ers co-owner Josh Harris and includes former NBA star Magic Johnson (via @Sportico
)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 13, 2023, 01:21:45 PM
6 billion dollars.

People are getting laid off, eggs cost more than gas, and motherfuckers are out here spending Monopoly money.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2023, 03:33:18 PM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
·
30m
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Commanders owner Dan Snyder has reached an agreement in principle to sell the team for $6 billion.

The group is led by #76ers co-owner Josh Harris and includes former NBA star Magic Johnson (via @Sportico
)
6 billion dollars.

People are getting laid off, eggs cost more than gas, and motherfuckers are out here spending Monopoly money.
He bought them for $800M in 1999, did nothing but freak them up for over 20 years, and sold them for $6B.

I don't have to spell out my point, right?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on April 13, 2023, 04:58:57 PM
He bought them for $800M in 1999, did nothing but freak them up for over 20 years, and sold them for $6B.

I don't have to spell out my point, right?

Owning an NFL team is a license to print money. 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: dcm1602 on April 13, 2023, 05:48:42 PM
He bought them for $800M in 1999, did nothing but freak them up for over 20 years, and sold them for $6B.

I don't have to spell out my point, right?

Out of curiosity if the average person would have bought a house for let's say 200,000 in 1999 and didn't do excrement

What would it be worth now?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on April 13, 2023, 05:57:01 PM
Out of curiosity if the average person would have bought a house for let's say 200,000 in 1999 and didn't do excrement

What would it be worth now?

According to this, a property purchased in NY in 1999 for around $300K would be worth almost $1M today.

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/house-price-index-for-new-york-index-1980-q1-100-q-nsa-fed-data.html

NFL teams are a better investment than New York residential property.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on April 17, 2023, 10:33:07 AM
https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/chase_young_reports_as_commanders_begin_offseason/s1_16721_38706798
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on April 19, 2023, 11:12:37 AM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1648685253727330306 (https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1648685253727330306)

Meet the new boss...
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Coach K on April 19, 2023, 03:23:15 PM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1648685253727330306 (https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1648685253727330306)

Meet the new boss...
Too early to say they've downgraded ? Rofl so random
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 19, 2023, 04:29:34 PM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1648685253727330306 (https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1648685253727330306)

Meet the new boss...

I don't think anyone is considering this offer to be competitive, despite the number.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: dcm1602 on April 19, 2023, 04:54:10 PM
As always context changes things substantially

Quote
The former Duke basketball player-turned-businessman told The Sports Junkies that his bid is receiving funding from people “who are Jewish, who are Italian and who are Sicilian — White people … those are my partners.”


The comment was in response to a report from Front Office Sports that suggested Davis is being backed by financiers from Saudi Arabia, who have used sports to try to cleanse the theocratic kingdom’s global image.

“That capital is coming from private investors who are located here in America who are domestic,” Davis told WUSA on Tuesday. “I have a great amount of respect for the Saudi Arabian people and Arab people in Islam in general. I love them. But the money’s not Saudi Arabian and I’ve never been to Saudi Arabia in my life.”

I assume a  bizarre stupid quote like that should've raised some red flags

But sure the inclusion of the white people part is a little strange
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on April 26, 2023, 11:06:10 AM
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1651251106595348483?s=20
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2023, 11:12:02 AM
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1651251106595348483?s=20

wow

so many of these "generational" pass rushers just haven't panned out:  Clowney, Mario Williams, Young, etc
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 26, 2023, 11:46:31 AM
Mario Williams was pretty good.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Andrew Ryan on April 26, 2023, 11:47:02 AM
I wonder what they'd be willing to trade Young for.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2023, 11:50:05 AM
Mario Williams was pretty good.

He was and he was the right pick in hindsight. 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2023, 11:50:25 AM
Mario Williams was pretty good.
I feel like Super Mario was great until Rex ruined him.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2023, 11:59:57 AM
I feel like Super Mario was great until Rex ruined him.

didn't Wade Phillips screw him up?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2023, 12:11:53 PM
didn't Wade Phillips screw him up?
I thought it was Rex trying to make him play standing up because of his obsession with playing a 3 man front.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2023, 12:23:05 PM
I thought it was Rex trying to make him play standing up because of his obsession with playing a 3 man front.

#KeepRex
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Jumbo on April 26, 2023, 12:43:29 PM
I think it kind of makes sense, if he really can't come back from the ACL like it's looked so far he's not worth the $18 million or whatever it'd cost, and if he bounces back they can tag and re-sign him
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 16, 2023, 08:46:52 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/05/16/bowie-baysox-daniel-snyder/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/05/16/bowie-baysox-daniel-snyder/)

This is the type of petty that I've been looking forward to fo a while.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Libero_2 on May 16, 2023, 09:34:13 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/05/16/bowie-baysox-daniel-snyder/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/05/16/bowie-baysox-daniel-snyder/)

This is the type of petty that I've been looking forward to fo a while.

Well that just sucks for non Josh named individuals

In a slightly more serious note, that’s entirely hilarious
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on July 20, 2023, 03:26:38 PM
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
·
33m
Former Washington head coach Jay Gruden says Daniel Snyder did no film study but still made key decisions about which players the team would draft and sign in free agency.



Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on July 20, 2023, 03:41:33 PM
So basically like when Woody decided to sign Tebow.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 20, 2023, 03:55:10 PM
It is done.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on July 21, 2023, 07:11:01 AM
uSTADIUM App
@uSTADIUM
·
8h
Looks like the Washington #Commanders will be short lived.

According to @DVNJr
 there is a “good chance” the new ownership will change the franchise name and have a ‘complete re-branding’ of the team.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on July 21, 2023, 08:50:05 AM
TIL Magic Johnson is now a minority owner of the Commanders.


Potential name change:  Washington AIDS
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on July 21, 2023, 08:57:13 AM
I formally renew my call for Washington Generals. It's too perfect not to.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on July 21, 2023, 09:07:01 AM
I formally renew my call for Washington Generals. It's too perfect not to.

General Zod could be the mascot
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on July 29, 2023, 12:15:16 PM
Quote
NFL Rumors
@nflrums
·
1h
Washington Commanders has over 15K signatures to change the name to the Washington Redskins  and counting

Do you want it to go back to the Redskins?


'Murica
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Libero_2 on July 29, 2023, 12:28:11 PM
15k signatures in Washington is nothing. When they get to 15 million it might be a remote possibility
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 29, 2023, 08:19:07 PM
15k signatures in Washington is nothing. When they get to 15 million it might be a remote possibility

A lot of those are from Arlington.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on August 05, 2023, 02:26:16 PM
https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/1687787628400115712 (https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/1687787628400115712)

Haynesworth sighting.  He thought it was a good moment to roll up, praise Dan Snyder, and trash a bunch of beloved Redskins for being unprofessional.  Hilarious.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2023, 07:15:17 AM
Quote
NFL Rumors
@nflrums
·
15h
The Washington Commanders now have over 77,000 signatures to change the name to Washington Redskins, and the next goal is 150,000

It seems the fans really want this name back.

racism got that smoke.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on August 11, 2023, 08:55:29 AM
Yeah, they aren't going to ever change it back
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2023, 08:57:05 AM
Yeah, they aren't going to ever change it back

I heard a rumor the new owner is in favor of changing it back.  It would take some gorilla-sized grapefruits to pull that off.


My Personal take:  The Commanders name stinks, they need to change it to something better. Redskins wouldn't be advisable, nor would "Washington Football club" (which is lazy and retarded).
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on August 11, 2023, 09:02:46 AM
I heard a rumor the new owner is in favor of changing it back.  It would take some gorilla-sized grapefruits to pull that off.


My Personal take:  The Commanders name stinks, they need to change it to something better. Redskins wouldn't be advisable, nor would "Washington Football club" (which is lazy and retarded).

The Commanders is a terrible name, but they can't go back to the Redskins.  I definitely think they'll rebrand in the next couple years. 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2023, 09:02:58 AM
I heard a rumor the new owner is in favor of changing it back.  It would take some gorilla-sized grapefruits to pull that off.

Pretty sure it would have to be approved by the owners, and I can't see them letting that happen. New boy will be told to sit down, shut up and behave himself, he may have freak you money but in that room he's the junior.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2023, 09:10:13 AM
I heard a rumor the new owner is in favor of changing it back.  It would take some gorilla-sized grapefruits to pull that off.


My Personal take:  The Commanders name stinks, they need to change it to something better. Redskins wouldn't be advisable, nor would "Washington Football club" (which is lazy and retarded).
The Washington Retards
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2023, 09:10:47 AM
The Commanders is a terrible name, but they can't go back to the Redskins.  I definitely think they'll rebrand in the next couple years. 
Pretty sure it would have to be approved by the owners, and I can't see them letting that happen. New boy will be told to sit down, shut up and behave himself, he may have freak you money but in that room he's the junior.

it'll be interesting to watch how this plays out.  Whether it's the Redskins or a new name altogether.


If it were up to Heis, they could call themselves the Washington Grenades and re-use the Redskins logo.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2023, 09:36:05 AM
The Washington Retards

I'd pull for that team.  Washington Scumbags honorable mention.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Jumbo on August 11, 2023, 10:21:06 AM
The Washington Retards

there was already a team called the Washington Senators though
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 11, 2023, 10:37:28 AM
They should rename the visitors' entrance the Trail of Tears while they're at it.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2023, 10:54:35 AM
Bury My Heart At Robert Griffin's Wounded Knee
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 11, 2023, 11:48:14 AM
Bury My Heart At Robert Griffin's Wounded Knee

So that’s the pretzel stand or…?
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 11, 2023, 01:39:40 PM
there was already a team called the Washington Senators though

Nice
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 11, 2023, 01:42:04 PM
Personally, I'd love for them to change the name back to Redskins, then immediately move the team, and completely rebrand as something not racist.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 11, 2023, 01:45:52 PM
Well they still don't hold the trademark for Commanders so I don't think they're going to keep that one for much longer.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 11, 2023, 06:31:30 PM
Washington Offenders
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on August 11, 2023, 07:39:15 PM
It's time to bring singular team names to pro football.  If the Jets ever move to NY and rebrand, I want them to be the New York Empire.  But Washington can have the Red Wave or some such.   
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 11, 2023, 07:41:27 PM
They should have just paid the money to Bec me the Red Wolves like the entire city asked them to do.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on August 11, 2023, 10:29:09 PM
Washington Scumbags
Washington Condomanders

solid call bo 



Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on August 14, 2023, 12:39:02 PM
Maintaining the tradition without the offensively racist component

The Washington Swarthymen

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2008/02/swarthy-germans/48324/

Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 17, 2023, 10:09:11 AM
i didn't think this would gain steam...but here we are


https://twitter.com/nflrums/status/1691845366717518208?s=20
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 17, 2023, 10:12:31 AM
"Native American group"...
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 17, 2023, 10:44:07 AM
"Native American group"...

Normally i wouldn't give this the time of day....but i'm getting a vibe from the new owner that he would very much like to return to the Redskins name.  I'm interested to see how far this goes. 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on August 31, 2023, 02:09:47 PM
Normally i wouldn't give this the time of day....but i'm getting a vibe from the new owner that he would very much like to return to the Redskins name.  I'm interested to see how far this goes. 

https://www.si.com/nfl/commanders/news/washington-commanders-jason-wright-team-name-change-josh-harris-magic-johnson
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2023, 02:14:01 PM
https://www.si.com/nfl/commanders/news/washington-commanders-jason-wright-team-name-change-josh-harris-magic-johnson

Let's wait and see what the guy who signs Wright's paychecks says.  This all started with the owner, not his lackey.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on August 31, 2023, 02:24:41 PM
Let's wait and see what the guy who signs Wright's paychecks says.  This all started with the owner, not his lackey.

It's not a marketing intern, he's the Team President. He is the voice of the owner, he's not saying it without the owner's blessing no matter how much you might want it to be so.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2023, 02:45:57 PM
It's not a marketing intern, he's the Team President. He is the voice of the owner, he's not saying it without the owner's blessing no matter how much you might want it to be so.

i'm completely impartial here. 

But like i said, the owner started this...need to hear it from him.  And if you read the entire article, they're saying the discussion isn't over yet.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on August 31, 2023, 02:47:21 PM
They are not changing the name back to Redskins
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2023, 02:48:38 PM
They are not changing the name back to Redskins

(https://media.tenor.com/rEf0-cIgEzEAAAAC/louis-ck.gif)
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2023, 02:49:09 PM
the Washington Rez Dogs
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 31, 2023, 03:02:37 PM
They should just go with Red Wolves and pay whoever they need to.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: MBGreen on August 31, 2023, 03:03:46 PM
i think the Commanders should go with a native theme for their name (Commanders sucks) and reuse their old logo.  But go through the proper channels and get sign-off from Native American leaders.  Work "with" them this time around.

Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Heismanberg on August 31, 2023, 03:09:31 PM
They should just go with Red Wolves and pay whoever they need to.

I don't really like that for the NFL because Arkansas State already did it
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: reuben on August 31, 2023, 04:21:59 PM
The Washington Werowans.  Powhatan (native DC) word for leader or commander. 
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: delavan on August 31, 2023, 08:04:32 PM
The Washington Werowans. 
....might be mistaken for...

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~ The Now Team for the Now Generation!!! ~

         PRIDE - HONOR - TRADITION


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THE WASHINGTON GAMBLERS
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Eugene_F._Kranz_at_his_console_at_the_NASA_Mission_Control_Center.jpg/303px-Eugene_F._Kranz_at_his_console_at_the_NASA_Mission_Control_Center.jpg)



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Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2023, 07:39:34 PM
i'm completely impartial here. 

But like i said, the owner started this...need to hear it from him.  And if you read the entire article, they're saying the discussion isn't over yet.

https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/1699572648131358734

https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/1699579047624184296

Rales is one of the investors in the group that bought the team, and he's sitting alongside Harris at a Q&A as he's saying this. I think the discussion is now very much over about going back to Redskins, although they also seem pretty keen on another name change.
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 25, 2024, 12:23:14 PM
Coach Beans to UCLA

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39593281/bieniemy-set-ucla-offensive-coordinator
Title: Re: LolCommanders
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 02, 2024, 11:37:21 AM
Bye bye, Nick Gates.