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Title: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 05:57:33 PM
Nate Shepherd is gonna dine on retard meat tonight.


Let's goooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 05:58:55 PM
White on white tonight. Looking good.

Pregame hype:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxc7OsK5kUs
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:03:48 PM
I just took a pre-game dump. We got this.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:04:16 PM
New Era begins! Let's freaking go
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:05:04 PM
I'm watching full game highlights of the 2010 AFC Divisional Playoff win. Can't wait for this.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:06:36 PM
Matt Patricia looks like he drinks Molson Canadian for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 06:09:24 PM
Well this is gonna be great or shitty.  If Darnold looks solid, I can forget the rest. 
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 06:11:24 PM
Let’s freaking Do This Boys

Darnold SZN
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:11:31 PM
Nate Shepherd is gonna dine on retard meat tonight.

You're a poet.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 06:12:02 PM
Of course
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:12:07 PM
Ummm
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:12:13 PM
lol
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:12:44 PM
Justin Herbert szn
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 06:12:54 PM
Only the Jets...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:13:25 PM
Wow. No words.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 06:13:35 PM
Bad throw.  Bad choice.  Bad everything.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 06:13:47 PM
Touchdown on his first play! #bendtheknee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:13:50 PM
Why do we always freaking embarrass ourselves on prime time
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:13:57 PM
Fire Bowles
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 06:14:17 PM
Can clearly see the nerves in his movements on that drive. Hopefully he calms down a bit
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:14:25 PM
Lmaooooooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:14:36 PM
Watch us score 21 unanswered now.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:14:39 PM
Can clearly see the nerves in his movements on that drive. Hopefully he calms down a bit

What drive?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 06:15:11 PM
Well, let's see what the kid is made of.  If I were the Lions, I'd put 50 guys in the box on defense.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:17:03 PM
Lmao that was a designed play

FOH
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:17:10 PM
Honestly disappointed the O is back on the field
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 06:17:23 PM
Is it just me or does this announcer sound like that drunk chick from deadwood? That's legit all I can picture when she talks
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:18:04 PM
So far through 2 plays, our running game is elite and our passing game is excrement.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:20:00 PM
I love seeing Enunwa playing again.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:20:25 PM
I’m a way I wonder if that settles Darnold a bit. Can’t start any worse than that really
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:21:38 PM
Is it just me or does this announcer sound like that drunk chick from deadwood? That's legit all I can picture when she talks
Solid comparison...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:21:43 PM
Good drive so far. They're clearly trying to use Enunwa's blocking abilities
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:22:05 PM
Lmao that was a designed play

FOH

Horrible play call.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:22:59 PM
This should be 4-down territory now.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:23:21 PM
If the play works it’s genius. Problem is if it goes wrong well you saw what happened
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:23:55 PM
Yikes
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:24:42 PM
At least the defense is fresh!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:24:44 PM
Time for a Jamal Adams strip sack fumble recovery TD
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:25:16 PM
If the play works it’s genius. Problem is if it goes wrong well you saw what happened

Just not worth the risk on his first play with the nerves/jitters I'm sure he had. First play call you have a design to throw across his body/formation just doesn't seem smart.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:25:42 PM
This should be 4-down territory now.

Not if that happens...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:25:47 PM
Last 2 player with a pick-6 on their first career pass:
- Jameis Winston
- Brett Favre
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 06:26:16 PM
Just not worth the risk on his first play with the nerves/jitters I'm sure he had. First play call you have a design to throw across his body/formation just doesn't seem smart.

I'd be happy running it up the gut for his first play
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:28:21 PM
President.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:28:29 PM
PRESIDENT MAL
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:28:29 PM
My president
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 06:28:30 PM
I'm pleased Darnold has McCown next to him.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:28:46 PM
That was a weak PI call.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:29:13 PM
Bet we get raped with flags
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:29:32 PM
That was a weak PI call.
Jones stiff-armed him to get separation and Trumaine didn't go anywhere. There was contact, but he was going for the ball I thought, and Jones initiated it.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:30:03 PM
Good job by the defense.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:30:44 PM
He’s done it
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:30:46 PM
Yeah...I like Andre Roberts
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:30:51 PM
What just happened there? What is a punt return?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:31:08 PM
EXCELLENT
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:31:34 PM
Let’s freaking go
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:33:00 PM
We’re motioning a receiver across the field every fuckin play
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:33:12 PM
Oof don't want to see that.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:33:14 PM
Good excrement Slay is hurt
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 06:33:24 PM
I don't remember the last time I saw the Jets with a 3 TE set.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:33:50 PM
That’s gotta be the longest punt return we’ve had in years, maybe a decade.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 06:34:07 PM
Oof don't want to see that.
Why?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 06:34:53 PM
Yeah...I like Andre Roberts
I'm gonna buy his jersey.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:34:59 PM
I don't remember the last time I saw the Jets with a 3 TE set.

We started the Giants game in a 3 TE set. We've used it a couple times so far tonight.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:35:17 PM
Jones stiff-armed him to get separation and Trumaine didn't go anywhere. There was contact, but he was going for the ball I thought, and Jones initiated it.
This. Should have been no flag there.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:35:23 PM
I don't remember the last time I saw the Jets with a 3 TE set.
Ground and pound wasn’t that long ago
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:36:33 PM
What a freaking play by Sam

Don't think Enunwa caught that though. Bad job not getting a play in.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:36:56 PM
freak
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:37:05 PM
Please be a catch I need a TD so Heismanbergs kicker doesn’t get points
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:37:41 PM
Whether or not that’s a catch, what a move in the pocket by Darnold.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 06:37:52 PM
I want to believe there's not enough to overturn, but there is.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:38:04 PM
That’s gotta be the longest punt return we’ve had in years, maybe a decade.
I feel like Kerley had a longer one at some point.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:38:51 PM
I’m still basking in the glow of a punt return longer than 5 yards.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:38:59 PM
I want to believe that falls under the definition of "the ball can touch the ground as long as the receiver has control of it" but I doubt it.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:39:14 PM
With the catch rule changing maybe they’ll uphold it. Looked like he had his hands on it even though the ball moved.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:39:14 PM
I think they updated the rule to allow the ground to cause the ball to move. Since they ruled it a catch I think it’ll stand
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:39:26 PM
Who knows what a catch is, so maybe we get lucky.

You can make a case he had control before the ball hit the ground, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:39:54 PM
Holy excrement
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:40:01 PM
Good call ref
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:40:05 PM
I feel like Kerley had a longer one at some point.
Kerley returned one for a TD against Buffalo around 5 or 6 years ago
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 06:40:12 PM
Wow
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:40:20 PM
Looks good to me
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:40:30 PM
Woooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:40:43 PM
There we go!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:40:49 PM
Yaaaasss
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:40:52 PM
LET'S freaking GO!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:41:06 PM
I want to believe that falls under the definition of "the ball can touch the ground as long as the receiver has control of it" but I doubt it.

I guess my initial instinct was correct...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:41:26 PM
freak YEAH!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:41:46 PM
Great effort by Crowell. Great drive. Great answer.

The only silver lining to the pick-six is that their defense has basically been on the field the whole game.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:42:03 PM
New game boys!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:42:15 PM
Square one. Let’s freaking go!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:42:37 PM
Andre Roberts gets partial credit for that sweet field position
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:45:11 PM
What a catch
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:45:15 PM
freak you Matt Stafford
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:45:17 PM
freak yes!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:45:20 PM
Hell yeah
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:45:39 PM
J - E - T - S - JETS - JETS - JETS
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:45:50 PM
freak yes Mo!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 06:45:55 PM
New Jack City!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:47:14 PM
Safe to say we're dominating the TOP battle.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:47:23 PM
Darnold looking more comfortable
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:47:32 PM
Did she just say Powell has been durable his entire time in NY? Wut?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:47:42 PM
Safe to say we're dominating the TOP battle.
TOP wins championships
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:48:00 PM
Sam Vick
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:48:37 PM
Dual-threat
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:49:34 PM
We've done at least 3 fake-endarounds that I've seen. I wonder when they actually do it.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:49:45 PM
Their defense is gonna be gassed
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:50:37 PM
Darnold has to throw that one away. That one's on him. Might have had White Trash if he threw it low and away from the defender.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:51:03 PM
Gotta throw it away there
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:51:19 PM
Draw an illegal contact penalty we always seem to get called for it on 3rd and forever
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 06:51:43 PM
Hurr durr Bowles timeout
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 06:51:57 PM
Should have thrown it away after he shook the first defender. Oh well.

Nice run by Crowell there
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:52:16 PM
Not sure why they called a timeout for all that
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 06:53:25 PM
Not sure why they called a timeout for all that

Perhaps Darnold thought the quarter was going to end before the play clock expired. I don't know.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:54:00 PM
I have a feeling I’m going to get annoyed all season by Bates putting Darnold in empty sets in certain situations.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:54:45 PM
Miss this kick
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 06:55:33 PM
I have a feeling I’m going to get annoyed all season by Bates putting Darnold in empty sets in certain situations.

Seriously, feels like we've run empty sets on half the plays so far
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:55:34 PM
We've done at least 3 fake-endarounds that I've seen. I wonder when they actually do it.

They are doing split zone with Enunwa taking the opposite edge defender.

Looks like a reverse/sweep but it’s just a disguised backside block.  I love that excrement though.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 06:55:43 PM
Miss this kick

L
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:55:57 PM
I want to see more of this defense...

Let’s gooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:56:02 PM
The biggest thing the Jets did this offseason was improve their weakest links...

Spencer Long>>Wesley Johnson
Quincy Enunwa>>Chad Hansen
Isaiah Crowell>>Matt Forte
Trumaine Johnson>>Buster Skrine out wide
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 06:56:02 PM
Miss this kick

JACKASS I’LL KILL YOU
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 06:56:56 PM
They are doing split zone with Enunwa taking the opposite edge defender.

Looks like a reverse/sweep but it’s just a disguised backside block.  I love that excrement though.
Yeah, one of them was a block on second look, possibly one of the others, too. I love them using Enunwa's blocking as a weapon.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 06:57:33 PM
JACKASS I’LL KILL YOU
The game within a game
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 06:58:09 PM
What the freak is a Golladay
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 06:59:32 PM
Nice holding call miss faget ref
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:01:14 PM
Good excrement but idk
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:01:16 PM
Come on he was down
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:01:17 PM
Oh god...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:01:35 PM
Fuuuuck
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:01:52 PM
freak.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:01:54 PM
Come on he was down
Or not
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:02:03 PM
Come on he was down
Not even close lol
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:02:10 PM
What the freak is a Golladay
This is all your fault.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:02:22 PM
Man these announcers suck
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:02:31 PM
What the freak is a Golladay
A synonym for queynte
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:03:06 PM
Goddammit
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:03:21 PM
freaking A
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:03:25 PM
Please be ok trumaine
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:03:36 PM
This is all your fault.
That doesn't answer my question
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:03:43 PM
If Tru is hurt, that's a problem. Hope he's not concussed
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:04:00 PM
LUVU SZN
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:04:09 PM
Of course it’s Luvu with that face paint
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:04:17 PM
LUVU
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:04:19 PM
If Tru is hurt, that's a problem.
Don't worry Drew Coleman can come off the bench and fill in
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 07:04:33 PM
Luvu's eyeblack is ludicrous.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:05:25 PM
Dammit
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:05:48 PM
Goddammit
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:06:03 PM
Someone read the hell out of that screen
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:06:09 PM
These boos are beautiful to hear.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:06:22 PM
Great job!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:06:38 PM
Let’s go
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:06:46 PM
Nice
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:06:47 PM
Short field lets go
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:06:52 PM
Someone read the hell out of that screen

I think it was Anderson
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:06:52 PM
Great stand by the defense
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:06:53 PM
Wow a kicker actually missed against us
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:07:01 PM
Ball don’t lie
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:07:10 PM
I think it was Anderson

That’s who I saw signal first
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:07:24 PM
I think it was Anderson

Stanford smarts

Luvu and Wilcox had great pursuit too
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:08:18 PM
That’s who I saw signal first

I just rewatched the play. It looked like Lee signaled first and then Anderson followed.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:08:55 PM
This defense is gonna be something special when they get a legit pass rusher
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:09:13 PM
Stanford smarts

Luvu and Wilcox had great pursuit too

Great recognition and execution all around
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:09:40 PM
Would love to take a shot here.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:10:16 PM
This defense is gonna be something special when they get a legit pass rusher

We already got Luvu though
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:10:21 PM
Mowins engaging in Sanchez erasure
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:10:56 PM
Hoping for Anderson to get involved on this drive.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:10:59 PM
Enunwa's hands were trash his first year or two in the league. Clean drop there and nearly had another one earlier.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:11:14 PM
We already got Luvu though
His eye makeup is good for 8 sacks
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:11:22 PM
Are they really using that same freaking animation from the draft?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:11:24 PM
Great play design their.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:12:24 PM
Darnold > Enunwa
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 07:13:49 PM
Darnold is a 3rd down machine.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:15:10 PM
Darnold is gonna drive a lot of teams crazy with his scrambling. Probably force a lot of sacks and turnovers which will be annoying too but he’s very similar to Romo in the pocket
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:16:49 PM
Ew
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:16:51 PM
Horrible play call
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:16:52 PM
Good excrement taking us out of field goal range sorry Heismanberg
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:16:54 PM
WTF was that
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:16:55 PM
But why tho
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:16:56 PM
What the freak is that?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:16:57 PM
Awful playcall
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:17:12 PM
Watch for the fake
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:17:17 PM
That was awful
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 07:17:23 PM
What a stupid freaking play call.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:17:40 PM
Great punt loyaljetfan will prob complain about it though
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:17:40 PM
freaking Lachlan
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:17:45 PM
If only we had a bruising RB
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:17:54 PM
What the freak is that?
That was some Schotty level excrement
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:17:57 PM
Don't be afraid to run it with Crowell, why get cute?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:17:57 PM
Bates is reminding me of Schotty with all this reverse excrement
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:18:00 PM
Jesus. Just terrible. 3rd and 2 and that's what you call? In the redzone? For fucks sake man.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:18:03 PM
Schotty 2: Electric Boogaloo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:18:21 PM
Nice punt
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MexJetinBcn on September 10, 2018, 07:18:46 PM
Jesus. Just terrible. 3rd and 2 and that's what you call? In the redzone? For fucks sake man.

It wasn't the redzone but yeah... stupid call all the way
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 07:18:50 PM
Bad play call on 3rd and short.  Too fancy.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:19:02 PM
Lach Ness Punter
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:19:21 PM
Robby Anderson should have thrown it out of bounds
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:19:56 PM
That was some Schotty level excrement
Bates is reminding me of Schotty with all this reverse excrement
Schotty 2: Electric Boogaloo
JO Hivemind
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:20:02 PM
Just run it up the gut or throw a quick pass.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 07:20:14 PM
Retarded play calling on that excrement with Anderson
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:21:07 PM
Don't be afraid to run it with Crowell, why get cute?

Crowell had 10 yards on that play.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:21:20 PM
Anderson caught that pitch 11 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Ridiculously bad call at the edge of field goal range.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:21:25 PM
lul
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:21:30 PM
Stafford more like statutory rape mirite
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:22:15 PM
He’s gonna pull a Rodgers isn’t he
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:22:36 PM
He’s gonna pull a Rodgers isn’t he

Yeah this is definitely going to be a blown 4th quarter lead BS game
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
Adams
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:23:35 PM
Adams
is good
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:23:51 PM
There we go Adams
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:24:12 PM
Put Roberts in the Ring of Honor
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:24:23 PM
Alright, let's get some points before the half
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:25:32 PM
Jeez, another TO
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:25:45 PM
After a flag
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:26:19 PM
Darnold has nothing to say to you, Bowles
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Johnny English on September 10, 2018, 07:26:27 PM
Jeez, another TO
Rookie QB on debut. If he needs a break to get his head together, it's OK.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:27:29 PM
Seems like wasting all our timeouts is gonna continue again this season
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:28:36 PM
Bowles will go conservative here in the last 2 mins....
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:29:39 PM
Anderson caught that pitch 11 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Ridiculously bad call at the edge of field goal range.

I thought he was gonna throw it.  That’s how deep it was.

Darnold could’ve faked that toss and booted for like 20 yards.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:29:40 PM
Holy excrement are these annoucers garbage. How the freak did this annoying bitch get an announcing job? Was Fran Drescher unavailable?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 07:30:06 PM
I think one of those timeouts may have been due to a headset problem.  Darnold was acting like he couldn't hear.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:30:50 PM
It sounds like Darnold's been having communication problems with the sideline.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:31:03 PM
YESSSSS
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:31:21 PM
flat footed zinger
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:31:22 PM
DIME
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:31:23 PM
Sam muthafuckin Darnold
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:31:26 PM
I think one of those timeouts may have been due to a headset problem.  Darnold was acting like he couldn't hear.

Patricia is probably blocking the signals.....the Patriot way.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:31:35 PM
LETS freaking GOOOOOOO
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:31:37 PM
Woooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:31:45 PM
JIZZZZ
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:31:50 PM
HOLY excrement!!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:31:57 PM
LETS freaking GO RIGHT NOW
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 07:31:59 PM
freak yeah!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:32:15 PM
JASON MEYERS XP
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:32:23 PM
Bowles will go conservative here in the last 2 mins....
#FireMBGreen
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 07:33:07 PM
...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180911/963f57eebed8f297b0abe00eaf95a15d.gif)
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:33:20 PM
JASON MEYERS XP

Let’s freaking go
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:33:22 PM
Patricia, where is that stupid pencil?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:33:31 PM
Watch us score 21 unanswered now.

17... and counting...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:34:05 PM
Guess his knee is ok
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:35:18 PM
That’s horrible by Lee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:35:33 PM
freaking Jenkins. Way to hustle off the field jack derriere.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:35:42 PM
Robby Anderosn has gotten so much better at the catch point. Not only can he fly, but he's got good ball skills, too.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:35:53 PM
These refs don’t want to call offensive holding, huh?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 07:35:58 PM
Nice tackle by Lee there.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:36:31 PM
Wow some shitty tackling
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:36:43 PM
freak u Darryl Roberts
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:36:52 PM
Too many missed tackles this drive. Luvu almost batted that down.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:36:54 PM
Darnold's 4/4 on 3rd down with a TD
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:36:55 PM
People named Darryl are the worst
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 07:36:56 PM
Another missed tackle.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 07:37:09 PM
Jordan's Jenkins lazy derriere has to jog off the field

Hanging out with Wilkerson too much
Title: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:37:44 PM
People named Darryl are the worst
Banned for using real names
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:37:46 PM
Cut Roberts
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:37:52 PM
We're getting freaking gashed right now...
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:37:57 PM
Hopefully just got the wind knocked out of him
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 07:38:13 PM
He got hurt by Roberts
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:38:20 PM
Derrick Jones being inactive could be a problem.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:38:22 PM
Roberts that queynte, he injures Skrine and whiffed on a big play.....fire his shitty derriere.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:38:37 PM
Dammit Nickerson
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:38:49 PM
Oh my god. This drive is AIDS.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:38:52 PM
I BEG YOUR freaking PARDON
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:39:02 PM
What the freak are you doing, Nickerson. I would say bench him but we don't have anyone else.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:39:19 PM
holy freaking stupid batman.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:39:33 PM
Weak penalty
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:39:36 PM
That was Nickerson
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:40:07 PM
That’s so soft receivers do that excrement every play
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:40:17 PM
We legit have no passrush.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 07:40:53 PM
weak penalty or not he should shut his freaking piehole. He made a tackle 15 yards down the field, great job you freaking bozo.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:41:12 PM
I didn't realize how big that Patricia is
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:41:19 PM
We legit have no passrush.

It's situations like this where that becomes excruciatingly apparent.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:41:21 PM
Hold them to FG
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:41:48 PM
Needs to keep his mouth shut but that’s not a penalty
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 07:42:04 PM
They really need Johnson back in the 2nd half. Clearly.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:42:08 PM
Taunting is a stupid penalty, and I don't think it should be used unless it's egregious , but it's also a very easy penalty to avoid. I get that these guys are hyped (and it might be Nickerson's first defensive play of his career), but you have to be smarter than that.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:42:18 PM
I think he caught that
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:42:42 PM
Nice effort
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
At least they didn't flag him for celebrating a near INT
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:42:51 PM
That might have been a pick... or not?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 07:42:55 PM
that didn't deserve to be an unsportsmanlike conduct call, he hardly did excrement

hoo-ha derriere call
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:43:05 PM
Review that excrement.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:43:22 PM
Great effort by Nickerson. Wow!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 07:43:22 PM
We legit have no passrush.

I think it looks better than last year.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 07:43:42 PM
That was very close for them not to review it
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 07:43:49 PM
Review that excrement.
Nah. We need to save our timeouts for this 10 second drive.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 07:43:53 PM
that's a pick lol
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:44:16 PM
Need a booth review but it looked like he wasn't able to get his left foot in.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 07:44:36 PM
How the freak was that Nickerson interception not reviewed? I'm not saying he definitely caught it, but it was more than close enough
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 07:44:44 PM
Nah. We need to save our timeouts for this 10 second drive.

Should have been a booth review.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Rosetta Stoned on September 10, 2018, 07:44:47 PM
That's a fuckin pick
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:45:19 PM
How was that not even reviewed?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 07:46:00 PM
It was a great effort but he didn’t get the toe in.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:46:19 PM
Genesis. That's appropriate. First chapter in the Book of Darnold.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
daryl roberts legit effed up his own nigga. sub that niga out and leave in parry niggason
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:47:02 PM
Nickerson looks like a player that's going to force himself onto the field sooner rather than later.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:49:05 PM
Nickerson looks like a player that's going to force himself onto the field sooner rather than later.

Before being ejected for continuous taunting
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:49:48 PM
Can’t wait to see LeGarrette Blount crip walk on one of our defenders after a first down and they won’t call a taunt
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:50:31 PM
Stafford has made a ton of comebacks in his career. If Trumaine Johnson doesn't come back, this will be tough. Offense will need to keep their foot on the gas.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:50:33 PM
Before being ejected for continuous taunting

That was stupid but I'm willing to chalk it up to over-excitement. Let's see if he does that again.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:51:50 PM
WTF is this excrement
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 07:52:08 PM
Can they freak off with these musical acts or make it wild and have this become a massive gangbang on national TV
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 07:52:28 PM
WTF is this excrement

Time for a trip to the liquor store
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:52:53 PM
Tru Johnson needs to be out there in the 2nd half
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:52:57 PM
Is this something new, cause if freaking sucks
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 07:53:01 PM
That was stupid but I'm willing to chalk it up to over-excitement. Let's see if he does that again.

Eh was kinda a ticky-tacky call anyway. I think Nickerson is gonna be good too, I think he'll be good enough to where Skrine is 100% walking after this year
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 07:53:06 PM
whoever this chick is can fuckin get it
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:53:59 PM
whoever this chick is can fuckin get it
You think she could take Gaga in the clit challenge?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 07:57:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmxkoszUUAMJh2p.jpg)
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 07:58:14 PM
Beth Mowins looks like her voice...hideous
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 07:58:34 PM
Trumaine back out there
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:00:21 PM
Why is Detroit honoring Walt Clyde Frazier on their jerseys?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:00:32 PM
Put this Rutledge girl in the booth
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:02:09 PM
Skrine burned
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:02:40 PM
Skrine burned
That was a great throw by Stafford
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:02:55 PM
That was a perfect pass.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:03:06 PM
Maybe he should go back in the locker room
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:03:39 PM
Oof. That was terrible.

How do you leave Tate open like that?
Title: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:03:44 PM
Ugh
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:04:03 PM
What the hell was that
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:04:08 PM
Nice D
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:04:23 PM
Tru is playing way too far off the line of scrimmage.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:04:32 PM
That was bad
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:04:58 PM
Jesus fcking Christ can you cover the WR please?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:05:39 PM
That was pathetic
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:05:56 PM
Ewww.  Shitty start.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:06:26 PM
Tru is playing way too far off the line of scrimmage.
Where have we seen that before?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:06:38 PM
Back-to-back long drives by the Lions to tie it up. Not great by the defense to let them immediately back in it.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:06:40 PM
No one even lined up on Tate.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:07:12 PM
Where have we seen that before?

Time is a flat circle
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:07:36 PM
No one even lined up on Tate.

Yeah, I don't get that at all. Where the hell was Skrine?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:09:09 PM
Pryor's finally involved.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:10:32 PM
Andre Roberts GOAT
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:10:55 PM
There's the jet sweep they were teasing early.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:11:22 PM
Nice throw on the run
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:11:28 PM
Powell died for Darnold on that play
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:11:31 PM
Pryor is a big derriere dude
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:11:46 PM
It's nice having receivers who are all 6'2" or bigger with elite speed.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:12:20 PM
Throw it to white Trash
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:12:34 PM
It's nice having receivers who are all 6'2" or bigger with elite speed.
They lack elite scrappiness
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:12:47 PM
NOONY
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:12:50 PM
<3 Enoooooonway
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:12:52 PM
Q.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:12:53 PM
Enunwa you sexy sexy man
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:13:09 PM
Tomlinson gets in clean there
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:13:33 PM
freak YES!!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:13:45 PM
Great answer.

Now let’s get the 1st half défense back out there.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:13:51 PM
ENUNWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:14:10 PM
Darnold is rolling right now
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:14:45 PM
Need a defensive stop here.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:14:48 PM
ok that works
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:14:56 PM
enunwa fuckin slapping his dick on the field rn
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MexJetinBcn on September 10, 2018, 08:15:01 PM
Guys, this might be too early (or too late) to say, but we got ourselves a real QB here. At last.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:16:32 PM
Guys, this might be too early (or too late) to say, but we got ourselves a real QB here. At last.

no superstar WR around him but a lot of solid, big/fast/talented receives around him
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MoreCharacters on September 10, 2018, 08:16:41 PM
he's so good.  hold me
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:17:22 PM
feel like i've also seen a fair amount of 2 TE looks between sterling/herndon/tomlinson which is interesting
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:18:02 PM
he's so good.  hold me

MoreCharacters said he wanted to add Darnold to the list of QBs he watches this fall
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:18:36 PM
Guys, this might be too early (or too late) to say, but we got ourselves a real QB here. At last.
Wish I could bump threads from 2009
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:18:54 PM
WOW.

Lets freaking go.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:18:55 PM
YOOO
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:19:05 PM
wooohoooooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:19:09 PM
That was all Hank motherfucking Anderson
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:19:15 PM
Darron Lee just silenced those idiots on twitter
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 08:19:20 PM
Chef Lee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:19:40 PM
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A RUSH IN
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Rosetta Stoned on September 10, 2018, 08:19:42 PM
freak yass!! Let's go Lee!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:19:49 PM
DARRON LEE!!!!!! LET'S freaking GO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:20:10 PM
This Rookie QB Stafford looks like dog excrement

What round did they draft him?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:20:17 PM
DARRON LEE REDEMPTION
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:20:54 PM
guys we have way outplayed the 31-17 score that is out there rn. we're trouncing the lions handily
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:21:00 PM
Taking several deep breaths
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:21:01 PM
That's the Jets first pick six since Antonio Allen on Brady
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:22:37 PM
Fireman Ed sees all
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:22:50 PM
We have like 100 million in cap space next year lol
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:22:57 PM
I put my son down for bed and missed the last 2 Jet TDs.  freak this, I'm out, never watching a game again this year.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:23:23 PM
That throw was so excrement Jamal Adams would have picked it if Lee didn’t
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:23:30 PM
I put my son down for bed and missed the last 2 Jet TDs.  freak this, I'm out, never watching a game again this year.

bless your son
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:23:49 PM
Almost another one
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:23:50 PM
I put my son down for bed and missed the last 2 Jet TDs.  freak this, I'm out, never watching a game again this year.

Do you have another son to put to bed?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:23:56 PM
I put my son down for bed and missed the last 2 Jet TDs.  freak this, I'm out, never watching a game again this year.
We shouldn’t take any chances...stab your eyes out
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:24:06 PM
I'm as down on Darron Lee as anyone here, but that was awesome.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:24:12 PM
I feel like the refs always blow plays dead against us as fast as possible
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:25:40 PM
blount's knee looks kinda fooked
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:26:15 PM
Looking good.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:26:25 PM
Do you have another son to put to bed?
Wake him up and put him back to bed again
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:27:04 PM
This Bowles guy....I like the cut of his jib.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:27:26 PM
Stay down fuckin hoo-ha bitch
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:27:35 PM
He got fuggin murdered.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:27:41 PM
Hank Anderson killed a man, story tonight at 10
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:27:49 PM
Henry Anderson eats retards for breakfast
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:27:55 PM
Henry Anderson lighting up Stafford tonight.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:28:20 PM
Wake him up and put him back to bed again
Ok, gonna tuck him in again.  I'll read 50 more stories to him if it works.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:28:38 PM
Henry Anderson eats retards for breakfast
Yesssss
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:28:54 PM
Leonard Williams hit him square in the chest if he doesn’t put his head down its helmet to helmet shut up you queynte
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:29:12 PM
Stfu Beth Mowins. That excrement aint a penalty.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:29:23 PM
wtf are the lions playing at lmao, he's getting murdered, they have to take stafford out now
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:29:23 PM
This Bird is dying for a helmet penalty call
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:29:28 PM
What is this dumb bitch going on about?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:29:46 PM
This Bowles guy....I like the cut of his jib.

He's a real FireBowle
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:29:50 PM
Too bad that was Leonard Williams with the hit fucktards.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:29:51 PM
I almost want Stafford to stay in.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:29:56 PM
Lions fans don't look happy it's week 1

And apparently this announcer doesn't know how football works
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:30:40 PM
the girls in detroit are so ugly
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:30:52 PM
Henry Anderson is a stud
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:31:15 PM
I think Im in love. Andre <3
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:31:16 PM
Andre Roberts is gawd
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:31:23 PM
Leonard Williams hit him square in the chest if he doesn’t put his head down its helmet to helmet shut up you queynte

My exact thoughts, to the last word.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:31:25 PM
Andre Roberts
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:31:39 PM
I called it with the punt in the air
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:31:40 PM
Who needs Darnold?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:32:06 PM
I'm going to buy every Andre Roberts jersey ever produced!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:32:08 PM
André Roberts, Godking
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:32:11 PM


the people in detroit are so ugly

FYP
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Rosetta Stoned on September 10, 2018, 08:32:18 PM
Finally we seem to have a punt returner
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:32:21 PM
Did we bring back Westy? What the freak is happening with this team
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:32:38 PM
I'm getting a beer
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:32:43 PM
There’s green there. Gtfo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Brant Boyer, Human?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:32:53 PM
I'm going to buy every Andre Roberts jersey ever produced!!!
Will cost you $0


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:33:31 PM
I'm getting a beer

Utah, get me 2
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:33:39 PM
Brant Boyer, Human?

Everyone thought he was complete trash until this game lmao
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:34:11 PM
Woooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo
Title: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:34:14 PM
We basically did the reverse buttfumble to em. Well, the three TD in no time part
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:34:45 PM
Brb guys, gonna go crank it and get back with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:34:49 PM
https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1039325616754110464

Quote
The Jets have scored an offensive, defensive and special teams touchdown for the first time since Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

lmao
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:34:53 PM
Fat Patricia what a coach.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:34:58 PM
Foot looked out. Oh well.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:35:24 PM
Kill Retard
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:35:28 PM
Brb guys, gonna go crank it and get back with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter
I’m squirting cummies without even touching my peepee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:36:57 PM
Wow Lee again?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:37:12 PM
Ok Darron Lee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:37:13 PM
Matt Stafford give it to us! Darron Lee my nigga
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:37:20 PM
Is this real?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:37:34 PM
Oh my freaking god
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:37:36 PM
This is the most promising Jets game I've seen since 2010
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:37:49 PM
Stafford you are fine, stay in the game
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:37:58 PM
I decided to remove my pants for the rest of the week
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:38:02 PM
They need to bring in cassel
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:38:04 PM
Hahahahaha this is the greatest game ever!!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:38:18 PM
Thumbs down guy ftw
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:38:47 PM
JE has to be furiously masturbating at this Stafford beatdown.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:38:59 PM
stafford has got to be concussed, what are the lions doing

matt patricia is so bad
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:39:11 PM
It's like we're trying to make up for 20 years of allowing the pass over the middle in one night.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:39:56 PM
Being really conservative here.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
Please please please miss this kick
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:40:21 PM
Please please please miss this kick
Fake FG TD
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:40:26 PM
Thank you. Just get some time off the clock. 
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:40:27 PM
freak
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:40:42 PM
Meyers!!!1!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:40:51 PM
This game is unreal. I dont know what to make of it. Every aspect of our team looks lights out, even when they shouldnt
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:40:58 PM
GG Heismanberg
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: klaximilian on September 10, 2018, 08:41:11 PM
Just stoping in to say this sh*t is f*cking incredible.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:41:32 PM
Bowles must’ve finally received my threats....

Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:42:11 PM
Please please please miss this kick

He's from Marist, doesn't miss.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2018, 08:42:13 PM
GG Heismanberg

GG n00b
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:42:25 PM
This game is unreal. I dont know what to make of it. Every aspect of our team looks lights out, even when they shouldnt

Extend Bowles?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:43:03 PM
Extend Bowles?
Maybe just a little
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:43:11 PM
myers has looked good. i feel good at kicker
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:43:27 PM
Extend Bowles?

#FireMBGreen
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:44:10 PM
**furiously dialing random Chinese phone numbers to get some lady to poorly stitch me an Andre Roberts jersey for 20 cents a day in a sweat shop.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:44:26 PM
Maybe just a little
Just the tip.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:44:43 PM
Defensive holding call, fire Bowles.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:45:15 PM
Lee nice tackle
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:45:16 PM
Another good play by Lee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:45:28 PM
Damn, Lee
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:45:35 PM
Lee is having a game.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:45:36 PM
Just the tip.
Bowles is North Dakota proud
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:46:26 PM
this D is going to be even better when maye gets back and with shepherd's natural progression
Title: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:46:31 PM
Lee finally channeling his inner Chinese concentration
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:46:32 PM
Bowles is North Dakota proud

Liar, there's no black people in that state.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:47:20 PM
Wow the Lions are real bad tonight
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:47:23 PM
lol
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:47:23 PM
FG Defense is Elite
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:47:43 PM
Liar, there's no people in that state.

FYP
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:47:58 PM
#FireMBGreen

Trending
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:48:04 PM
Patricia, use the magic pencil on your tablet
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:48:07 PM
Honestly the early exiters suck
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:48:52 PM
Did she really use the pencil in Fatt Patricia’s ear to reference taking notes about the game? Also, he has a pencil in his ear with a laminated freaking playsheet
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:48:59 PM
Holy....excrement
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:49:04 PM
THROW DEM PIZZA LUNCHABLES ON DA FIELD
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:49:05 PM
This game is a lol
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Crooooo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 10, 2018, 08:49:28 PM
This is incredible
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:49:44 PM
Did she really use the pencil in Fatt Patricia’s ear to reference taking notes about the game? Also, he has a pencil in his ear with a laminated freaking playsheet

and he was using a tablet earlier, he wears it as a prop. annoying
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:49:52 PM
Oh my God. This is getting downright embarrassing for Detroit. Holy excrement.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:49:53 PM
Ahahahhaha pile it on!!!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:49:58 PM
The Jets have had some really freaking embarassing games over the years

But holy excrement this game for the Lions is up there. They almost have to be like protesting against Patricia or something, theyre doing absolutely nothing whatsoever out there
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:50:10 PM
Suck it, Patricia.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:50:19 PM
Ed talking trash
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:50:25 PM
Every freaking part of this team is clicking. excrement, save some for next week boys.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:50:34 PM
This is a team at it's best playing a team at it's worst. 
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 08:50:38 PM
When was the last time the Jets scored 48 points? We aren't even in the 4th quarter
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:50:43 PM
Is this real life?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:50:46 PM
 I’ve lost a few layers of skin off my wang in the last 20 mins
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:50:54 PM
I would be cool if they just ended the game after the 3rd
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:50:57 PM
So who had the Jets putting up 50 + points @ Detroit with the youngest rookie QB to ever start an NFL game?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:51:00 PM
Shout out to the offensive line too
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:51:01 PM
This game is fan freaking  tastic
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Koz on September 10, 2018, 08:51:20 PM
Whose Jets are these?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:51:20 PM
They need to bury that pencil after the game.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:51:28 PM
JE has to be furiously masturbating at this Stafford beatdown.

Throw in the Nike ad campaign and a possible McCown sighting, he might as well just go out on top. He's peaked.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 08:52:01 PM
Before, the answer to "when was the last time the Jets did this?" was pretty much always Week 1 against Buffalo in 2012 (with Tebow and Sparano). But this is getting crazy.

That dancing Jets fan about to become a GIF.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:52:10 PM
the last time i saw home fans look this bewildered was the 7-1 germany - brazil thrashing during the 2014 world cup
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Rosetta Stoned on September 10, 2018, 08:52:13 PM
OTOH Is this the longest quarter ever time-wise? It's been like 90 min since the half and were not yet in the 4th.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:52:19 PM
Lions should just kneel it out
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:52:21 PM
We've gone quarters of a SEASON and not scored as many points as we have this QUARTER.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Koz on September 10, 2018, 08:52:26 PM
He just called Darnold "charismatic."
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:52:31 PM
They need to bury that pencil after the game.
Hahaha
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:52:39 PM
They need to bury that pencil after the game.

Worked for Rex. #KeepRex
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: ScotlandJet on September 10, 2018, 08:52:55 PM
Whose Jets are these?

It's nearly 3 am back here: am I freaking dreaming?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:53:37 PM
it's time to sit sam
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 08:53:39 PM
Can we just bubble wrap everyone and end the game now?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:53:43 PM
#88 needs to be a gif
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:53:47 PM
You’re losing by 31 and you keep your starting QB in after he’s been injured twice?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Koz on September 10, 2018, 08:54:03 PM
It's nearly 3 am back here: am I freaking dreaming?
drunk at 3am?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 10, 2018, 08:54:11 PM
Before, the answer to "when was the last time the Jets did this?" was pretty much always Week 1 against Buffalo in 2012 (with Tebow and Sparano). But this is getting crazy.

That dancing Jets fan about to become a GIF.

Was thinking about that game. Sssssshhhhhhh
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 08:54:48 PM
We single handedly covered the over
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 10, 2018, 08:55:02 PM
#88 needs to be a gif

he had an elite throwback jersey/hoodie combo
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 08:55:06 PM
Of all the excrement that's gone right for the Jets tonight, how the freak do we not have a sack yet?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 08:55:30 PM
Analyst will still have Jets ranked 32 in their power rankings after this
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: guinness77 on September 10, 2018, 08:55:52 PM
the last time i saw home fans look this bewildered was the 7-1 germany - brazil thrashing during the 2014 world cup
Haha, good call there. No kids crying in the soda yet. Yet.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:56:46 PM
The best part is Darnold spotted the Lions a 7pt head start
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 08:57:03 PM
drunk at 3am?

He's drunk 24/7.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 08:57:06 PM
I’ve lost a few layers of skin off my wang in the last 20 mins
Put down the cheese grater
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 08:58:16 PM
The entire ESPN countdown panel picked the Lions...except Hasselbeck
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:58:32 PM
Williamson laying the wood
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 08:58:54 PM
Adams finished that
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:58:54 PM
Presidentttttttt
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 08:59:03 PM
Saved a TD
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:00:24 PM
What the freak are they talking about
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:01:23 PM
What the freak are they talking about

They have been saying weird excrement all night....
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 09:01:47 PM
Analyst will still have Jets ranked 32 in their power rankings after this
Guaranteed it will be about ‘how bad are the Lions’ instead of ‘are the Jets a contender?’
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:02:54 PM
They have been saying weird excrement all night....
"It's all about swagger" had to be the low point
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 09:03:20 PM
Somebody get me a goddamn picture of Luvu in blackface
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:03:43 PM
I'm such a scarred fan that I still don't think this game is over.  Lol.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 09:03:46 PM
What the freak are they talking about

freak anyone that’s never heard of New Jack City
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 09:03:57 PM
This might be the worst commentated game I've ever seen
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 09:05:02 PM
Was Sergio Dipp unavailable to commentate this game ? Because the Bowles is having the time of his life
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:05:25 PM
Somebody get me a goddamn picture of Luvu in blackface
The Program(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180911/04218d17db6ae977d2f2209f62e49bad.jpg)
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2018, 09:06:46 PM
https://gfycat.com/BruisedIcyAzurevase
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 09:08:11 PM
The entire ESPN countdown panel picked the Lions...except Hasselbeck
2 of the 3 NFL Live analysts picked the Jets today (Ryan Clark and Tim Hasselbeck).
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:09:42 PM
This might be the worst commentated game I've ever seen
Beth Mowins sucks...I mentioned this in the Jets/Lions thread last week
Title: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 09:09:56 PM
Deleted
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: mj2sexay on September 10, 2018, 09:10:55 PM
Holy excrement Pope, are you kidding me with that buzzkill?
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:12:00 PM
Lee another play
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 09:12:36 PM
Fireman Ed the maddest of lads
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:12:41 PM
Fireman Ed going in dry
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Pope on September 10, 2018, 09:13:22 PM
Holy excrement Pope, are you kidding me with that buzzkill?
You right
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:13:26 PM
ADAMS!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Laxin on September 10, 2018, 09:13:32 PM
To the haterz.

Prez Mal!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:13:37 PM
https://gfycat.com/BruisedIcyAzurevase
Niiice
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 09:13:39 PM
That’s My President
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Miamipuck on September 10, 2018, 09:13:50 PM
Finally!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 09:13:54 PM
There’s My New Jack City Swagger
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 09:14:04 PM
ABOUT TIME JAMAL!!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:14:27 PM
That is freaking perfect
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:14:55 PM
When did the jets D learn how to create turnovers
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:14:59 PM
This may be the funnest game I've ever watched as a Jets fan
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 09:15:35 PM
When did the jets D learn how to create turnovers

Bowles coached them
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:16:14 PM
You know Prez is going to be all over Twitter.  Well, both Presidents probably.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 09:16:26 PM
This may be the funnest game I've ever watched as a Jets fan

I mean close games are more fun to watch

But ive certainly never laughed this much while watching football, ever
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:16:32 PM
I remember the Jets beating the Bucs 62 - 28, reminds me of that
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:17:11 PM
https://gfycat.com/BruisedIcyAzurevase
Just noticed the guy on the left and it makes this gif 5% better
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:17:12 PM
Bowles coached them
*seizure*
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:17:53 PM
Bowles coached them
Trust the process
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:18:28 PM
Trust the 5 year process

FYP
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 09:18:48 PM
Nice catch by Cannon!
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:19:05 PM
FIRE THE CANNON
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 10, 2018, 09:19:06 PM
Bowles cucked the lions with that playcall
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 09:19:17 PM
I remember the Jets beating the Bucs 62 - 28, reminds me of that
That's the only game where the Jets had more points through 3 quarters. 1985.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:19:40 PM
Why is Darnold still in the game?

#TrustTheProcess
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 09:20:07 PM
I just realized I could have watched the Spanish telecast of this game and not listened to this freaking woman for 3 + hours
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:20:14 PM
Get Darnold out of there.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:20:38 PM
That's the only game where the Jets had more points through 3 quarters. 1985.

They had 40 by halftime I believe.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:21:40 PM
I just realized I could have watched the Spanish telecast of this game and not listened to this freaking woman for 3 + hours
Claro que si
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:22:11 PM
All the Jets fans move down the sideline
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:22:50 PM
Not sure why they are throwing now
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:23:16 PM
Me watching that play

"Wait why would you oh ok"
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:23:25 PM
Run that score up on Matt Pencil
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 09:23:55 PM
We can't run the clock out anyway. freak your feelings. Put it in the end zone.

That said, probably smarter to preserve health.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: dcm1602 on September 10, 2018, 09:24:00 PM
Trying to run up the score

I like this shady excrement

I just wanna see us break 50
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Hemi on September 10, 2018, 09:24:17 PM
The entire team excrement the bed on Patricia
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Koz on September 10, 2018, 09:24:43 PM
That place is empty
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Badger on September 10, 2018, 09:25:24 PM
51 is my favorite number in case Bowles is wondering
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 10, 2018, 09:25:59 PM
Text from my dad, "How does Matt Patricia feel hearing the Jets chant?"
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:27:29 PM
Text from my dad, "How does Matt Patricia feel hearing the Jets chant?"
He has to be the most miserable person in the world right now.  Any team could have stomped a mudhole in him tonight.  Had to be the muthafuckin Jets.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: bojanglesman on September 10, 2018, 09:28:56 PM
Darnold's dad looks like Drew Carey.
Title: Re: 2018 Week 1: New York Jets at Detroit Lions
Post by: MBGreen on September 10, 2018, 09:33:21 PM
great game...head into the Jets forum.

http://www.thejetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=4291.new#new