Jet Offensive
New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: Badger on December 31, 2013, 03:19:22 PM
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As most of you have probably noticed, JO is no longer partnered with Google AdSense.
This means, for the foreseeable future, that the site is going to rely on donations from its users in order to pay for hosting costs.
All donations can be sent via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
Anything you give will be greatly appreciated. Remember, you can throw the fact that you donated in the face of the admins the next time they make a decision that wasn't unanimous among the users. If that's not a great perk, I don't know what is.
Thanks and have a Happy New Year.
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Just add it to Tommy's bill at a bar, he'll never know.
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What happened with the Google AdSense?
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Just add it to Tommy's bill at a bar, he'll never know.
You bastard.
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What happened with the Google AdSense?
Long story short, they are notoriously fickle and opaque and the relationship is over.
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What happened with the Google AdSense?
Something about someone clicking the ads too much.
So basically:
We don't like JO. They click ads too much.
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Does this mean that Puck can start posting semi-nudes again?
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Does this mean that Puck can start posting semi-nudes again?
Nothing will ever make Puck's fireman calendar collection OK to post.
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Nothing will ever make Puck's fireman calendar collection OK to post.
Here are some from my collection:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/19/article-2076068-0F3915AE00000578-174_634x371.jpg)
[img width=450 height=337]http://www.thatsonyourteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf_pics-fireman.jpg
[img width=360 height=468]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/pictorials/random/HotFire.jpg
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Something about someone clicking the ads too much.
So basically:
We don't like JO. They click ads too much.
they basically audit sites and see who's clicking what. if it's a site administrator or owner artificially bumping the click stats they'll suspend the account
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they basically audit sites and see who's clicking what. if it's a site administrator or owner artificially bumping the click stats they'll suspend the account
I didn't click a single ad specifically for that reason. Can't speak for the others though.
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they basically audit sites and see who's clicking what. if it's a site administrator or owner artificially bumping the click stats they'll suspend the account
Doesn't matter who's doing the clicking if they see what they deem to be invalid activity. They can cancel any account without explanation or appeal.
In this case, I was the only one who wasn't allowed to ever click an ad.
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what are the monthly fees associated with the site?
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bout tree fiddy
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bout tree fiddy
$3.50 I hope?
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bout tree fiddy
Is that dollars or pounds sterling?
I've only just seen this so will get on it later when I get home.
My contribution will not be commensurate with MBGreens annual dividend from the profits of this enterprise, I ain't contributing to another Camero fiasco.
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Is that dollars or pounds sterling?
I've only just seen this so will get on it later when I get home.
My contribution will not be commensurate with MBGreens annual dividend from the profits of this enterprise, I ain't contributing to another Camero fiasco.
My new exhaust system thanks you for your donation.
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Is that dollars or pounds sterling?
I've only just seen this so will get on it later when I get home.
My contribution will not be commensurate with MBGreens annual dividend from the profits of this enterprise, I ain't contributing to another Camero fiasco.
It's an Iron Throne this time. He wants one for the cool price of $30,000.
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It's an Iron Throne this time. He wants one for the cool price of $30,000.
I want one with a toilet installed.....$40,000.
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Hey guys,
We're coming up on another hosting renewal and we're roughly $60 away from being able to put down money for the next 6 months.
All donations can be sent via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
Contributions of any size are welcome. We're going to re-up on March 1.
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If you give us a little bit of money, we can post pictures of funbags. Please give us money. We like funbags.
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If you give us a little bit of money, we can post pictures of funbags. Please give us money. We like funbags.
I sent cash. Post honkers.
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I sent cash. Post honkers.
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Thanks to everybody's donations, we are paid up for the next 6 months.
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Thanks to everybody's donations, we are paid up for the next 6 months.
Well done, fellas.
Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk
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Soooo titties?
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Soooo titties?
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=589.new#new
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Soooo titties?
I think the concensus is that funbags are fine but only in the Hot Chicks thread, for two reasons:
1) in case we do at some point go back to ads, it's an easier clean up
2) to ensure that people browsing at work only have to avoid one thread
Let's keep it to matters mammary as well, if you really want to see a lady in all her brazen glory I believe that there are one or two specialist sites on the internet for such things.
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Do you guys accept used/soiled clothing in lieu of cash, which can then be donated to some third world country and used as rags?
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i cant figure out donating on paypal. im retarded and stoned. =/ make me adonation link
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i cant figure out donating on paypal. im retarded and stoned. =/ make me adonation link
Do you have a PayPal account?
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no i do not.
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i cant figure out donating on paypal. im retarded and stoned. =/ make me adonation link
I hope you're not paying a lot of money for that I.T. education.
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Hi, everybody!
It's that time again. We are looking to switch our hosting provider at the end of this month. The more money we can put down at once, the better the monthly price is.
The new provider will be less expensive and more stable, so our money should carry us much further. Last time we raised money we were able to pay for 6 months at once, so we should be able to do even more than that this time.
All donations can be sent via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
Thanks and Go Jets.
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Someone should start a thread on TGG asking for donations
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If you're unsure how much to donate, a penny for each post in your post count sounds fair.
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If you're unsure how much to donate, a penny for each post in your post count sounds fair.
BRB, deleting my account
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If you're unsure how much to donate, a penny for each post in your post count sounds fair.
I agree, Tommy. I'm sure Badger will look forward to receiving your payment.
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Hahahahha
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If you'd like to donate and haven't done so yet, today would be the day.
We're aiming to set up the new account tonight, so anything sent by the end of the work day would be appreciated.
All donations can be sent via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
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Okay, just sent it, hopefully you guys will receive my wee contribution
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Okay, just sent it, hopefully you guys will receive my wee contribution
Thank you kindly.
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I gave a little, I have such home problems right now, it was all I can afford.
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I gave a little, I have such home problems right now, it was all I can afford.
Thanks, Puck.
I hope your fortunes change for the better.
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I gave a little, I have such home problems right now, it was all I can afford.
I'm sorry, you are probably the most generous man I have ever met so whatever you threw in the pot would make us all look mean so stop trying to make me feel bad. I hunted the place upside down to find a Kleenex though.
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Thanks, Puck.
I hope your fortunes change for the better.
I'm sorry, you are probably the most generous man I have ever met so whatever you threw in the pot would make us all look mean so stop trying to make me feel bad. I hunted the place upside down to find a Kleenex though.
Thank you guys, I was thinking of making a post explaining it all. You have to see it to believe it. It's a real life version of Miamipuck meets duck dynasty. If you guys can make a section where only the people with 100 or more posts can see it, I will post it.
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Thank you guys, I was thinking of making a post explaining it all. You have to see it to believe it. It's a real life version of Miamipuck meets duck dynasty. If you guys can make a section where only the people with 100 or more posts can see it, I will post it.
I've never seen Duck Dynasty but I'm guessing it has gays being whipped into submission.
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I've never seen Duck Dynasty but I'm guessing it has gays being whipped into submission.
No think someone from New York subjected to ignorant Redneck hell with no hope of escaping for now.
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No think someone from New York subjected to ignorant Redneck hell with no hope of escaping for now.
I'll bring sewage drawings and some marker pens for fake tattoos to help plan your liberation: We get ' Prison Break' in Scotland.
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I'll bring sewage drawings and some marker pens for fake tattoos to help plan your liberation: We get ' Prison Break' in Scotland.
I am sorry Duck Dynasty is a poor comparison. My story has parts of Breaking Bad, Nurse Jackie, Oz (Tobias Beacher, do not mean me), House, and other repugnant parts of various tv shows, it's pretty horrible.
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Thank you guys, I was thinking of making a post explaining it all. You have to see it to believe it. It's a real life version of Miamipuck meets duck dynasty. If you guys can make a section where only the people with 100 or more posts can see it, I will post it.
The Fight Club board is invisible to anyone with fewer than 100 posts, but don't feel like you have to explain anything man.
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The Fight Club board is invisible to anyone with fewer than 100 posts, but don't feel like you have to explain anything man.
This is not to sound obnoxious, but I don't. You guys are friends and I haven't told my family what's going on. I figured it would be refreshing to get it off my chest. The only person I probably should protect is Karen and somewhat myself. I will do a fictional story.
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I'll donate when I get home. I have a few coins in my pocket as change from lunch
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We are $12.12 short of our next host payment, due in a couple days. Spare some change?
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We are $12.12 short of our next host payment, due in a couple days. Spare some change?
*throws a few nickels into your guitar case*
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Done
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Done
thanks Tommy
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Thanks guys. We are all good for now.
This will get us through the offseason. When the next payment is due, we're going to shoot for a full year.
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freak You guys till I get my tagging privileges back.
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freak You guys till I get my tagging privileges back.
The problem has been found, and should be fixed.
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The problem has been found, and should be fixed.
I hope you're not expecting a big gratuity.
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I hope you're not expecting a big gratuity.
Just the standard tongue in my derriere.
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Just the standard tongue in my derriere.
I don't know how you confuse Miamipuck for Bojanglesman that's quite a doing.
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Miamitagbot 2.0
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Hi, everyone.
In one month, our next server payment is due. Our aim for this round is to raise enough funds to pay for a full year of hosting.
We appreciate all donations, big and small.
Our PayPal is jetoffensive@gmail.com
Thanks
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How much for the year)
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How much for the year)
In the ballpark of $300.
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I sent you a quarter
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I'll pass thanks.
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How far will two bits get us?
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I'll pass thanks.
Did someone have a bad day yesterday?
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Did someone have a bad day yesterday?
No my day was quite good, did you have your period?
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No my day was quite good, did you have your period?
No, I was referring to today probably not being a good day to be asking for money from people who play markets for a living.
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No, I was referring to today probably not being a good day to be asking for money from people who play markets for a living.
Oddly enough I came into work yesterday expecting disaster and I was busier than a 1 armed guy with 5 peckers. There's no rhyme or reason, last week was the worst week for business I have ever had.
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Oddly enough I came into work yesterday expecting disaster and I was busier than a 1 armed guy with 5 peckers. There's no rhyme or reason, last week was the worst week for business I have ever had.
I know about as much about playing the markets as MB does about fine dining, but it seems like there's always someone making money off the markets regardless of the direction they're heading.
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I know about as much about playing the markets as MB does about fine dining, but it seems like there's always someone making money off the markets regardless of the direction they're heading.
100% true.
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I know about as much about playing the markets as MB does about fine dining, but it seems like there's always someone making money off the markets regardless of the direction they're heading.
That's absolutely the case.
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How far will two bits get us?
All the way to lot D.
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(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cage5.jpg)
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Making a final push to see if anyone else wants to contribute to this round.
Thanks again to those who have already donated.
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No
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No
freaking Jew
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I totally forgot. What's the PayPal address?
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I totally forgot. What's the PayPal address?
I believe it's jetoffensive@gmail.com, but Badge can confirm.
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Please confirm email address.
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Quincy Enunwa donated the exact amount of the fee PayPal charges, then took the fee out of the donation.
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Send your donations to: Miamipuck@comcast.net
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Send your donations to: Miamipuck@iloverexryaninmyass.net
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Please confirm email address.
JE has it right.
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Last reminder: jetoffensive@gmail.com
Thank you to everyone who has donated in this round of fundraising. We would not be able to keep the site running without you. This is the last time I'll be passing the collection plate around for this year, so if anyone still wants to make a donation, you can do so via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
In case you did not read any of the above parts of this post, you can donate to the site via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
Thanks
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jetoffensive@gmail.com
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So, uh, while you're all here tonight...
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I want administrative powers before I give you assholes another dime.
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I want administrative powers before I give you assholes another dime.
You already have the power to ruin threads.
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You already have the power to ruin threads.
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Never ever let it be said, I am not a man of my word.
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The deadline for the next payment is coming up soon and we are within $40 of our goal.
If you can chip in to get us over the edge it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for your donations and enjoy your Tostitos.
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Please click the ads
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Please click the aids
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While we have you all here tonight, please keep in mind the site runs off donations.
If you can spare even $5-$10 to toss our way, it would help us keep the site up through the 2017 season.
As always, donations can be sent via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
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Hey guys,
It's that time of year again. Our bill for the annual server payment is due soon and we need to put together about $270 to keep the lights on.
Payment info has not changed: all payments can be made via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com.
Every and any donation is greatly appreciated.
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Thanks to a swift and generous response from our forum members, we are paid up for the year.
Thank you again to everyone who donated.
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Thanks to a swift and generous response from our forum members, we are paid up for the year.
Thank you again to everyone who donated.
Bro I had a few very significant expenses, I am sorry for not donating.
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Bro I had a few very significant expenses, I am sorry for not donating.
It's all good. Some first time donors stepped up big time.
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Bro I had a few very significant expenses, I am sorry for not donating.
Could have donated some appetizers, but whatever.
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Could have donated some appetizers, but whatever.
I am going to donate your kidneys next year.
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Meant to bump this last night but I was caught up with the kids and then we made the Darnold pick...
As always our site depends on donations to keep it running, our annual deadline is coming up in September, so if you have a few dollars to throw our way it'll be much appreciated.
Payment info has not changed: all payments can be made via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com.
If anyone would like to use an alternative method of donation let me know and we'll see if something can be worked out. I recently got a personal Venmo account, I haven't looked into seeing if setting one up for the site is possible. But I can just flip the donation from one to the other pretty easily.
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Bump.
Hope everyone is enjoying the return of their football Sundays.
We still have a ways to go before meeting our goal for 2018-19 but any amount donated towards hosting the site is appreciated.
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It's that time again, guys.
We're about $250 away from hitting the amount we need to host the site for this season.
Preferred method of donations is PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
If you want to make a donation via Venmo, send me a PM for details.
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First you want my sperm, now you want me money. This is getting ridiculous.
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First you want my sperm, now you want me money. This is getting ridiculous.
Sorry to be the one to inform you of this, but Puck is actually not an approved donor recipient for this board.
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Probably should have bumped this earlier today but better late than never.
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It's that time again, guys.
If you want to make a donation via Venmo, send me a PM for details.
(thx) sent pm
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We should have Ads that I could threaten people to click
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We're in that time of year again, as the season approaches our hosting costs are due in 2 weeks.
I know certain parts of the site have been malfunctioning, especially with Tapatalk, but we are working to get those issues fixed so we can make the best of what's going to be a very interesting year.
I know many of us have taken a financial hit this year, but anything you can contribute helps. As always the primary method for donations is PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com , but if you prefer to use Venmo send me a PM and I'll flip the money over to the site.
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Thank you to everyone who has contributed so far. Our payment is due on 9/24 so there are still a few days left to chip in.
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One final thanks for 2020, we have paid our costs for the next year.
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One final thanks for 2020, we have paid our costs for the next year.
Thank Italian Seafood for giving us Obama
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Donating to JO is good luck for Bob Salad.
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If Zach Wilson busts, it will be because you didn't contribute to this upcoming season's server costs.
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If Zach Wilson busts, it will be because you didn't contribute to this upcoming season's server costs.
racist
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If Zach Wilson busts, it will be because you didn't contribute to this upcoming season's server costs.
I sent a few sheckles
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If Zach Wilson busts, it will be because you didn't contribute to this upcoming season's server costs.
Nah, it's JE's fault.
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Nah, it's JE's fault.
That too.
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Nah, it's JE's fault.
We almost did it right but then Douglas traded the franchise to Carolina. I can't help it if they don't listen to me.
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We almost did it right but then Douglas traded the franchise to Carolina. I can't help it if they don't listen to me.
There's time to sign Laron Landry back.
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There's time to sign Laron Landry back.
I wonder what he's doing now. I reckon he's probably 300lbs of pure fat, sitting on his sofa in zubaz, eating cheetos.
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For just 10 cents a day, you can sponsor a shitposting board for Jets fans
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For just 10 cents a day, you can sponsor a shitposting board for Jets fans
Or for that same 10 cents a day, you can feed starving children in third-world countries.
Your choice.
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Or for that same 10 cents a day, you can feed starving children in third-world countries.
Your choice.
What about supporting entertainment-starved man-children in Manitoba?
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What about supporting entertainment-starved man-children in Manitoba?
11 cents a day is the minimum donation accepted.
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Thank you again to everyone who chipped in, we are paid up for the year.
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Hey all,
Merry Draftmas! May this special day fill your soul with the spirit of generosity.
If you would like to donate via another method such as Venmo please PM me.
All donations can be sent via PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com
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Bump
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Hi everyone,
It's that time of year again, and our hosting payment is due later this month.
As always, all contributions are appreciated no matter the amount.
Like many things over the last year+, our hosting provider costs have increased a bit. So please kick in if you can - and let's keep the lights on so we may continue to yell at the Jets and each other.
Primary method remains PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com - please let me know if you'd rather donate another way and we'll figure it out.
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Hi everyone,
It's that time of year again, and our hosting payment is due later this month.
As always, all contributions are appreciated no matter the amount.
Like many things over the last year+, our hosting provider costs have increased a bit. So please kick in if you can - and let's keep the lights on so we may continue to yell at the Jets and each other.
Primary method remains PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com - please let me know if you'd rather donate another way and we'll figure it out.
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Merry Draftmas Jetbros
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Hi everyone,
It's that time of year again, and our hosting payment is due later this month.
As always, all contributions are appreciated no matter the amount.
Like many things over the last year+, our hosting provider costs have increased a bit. So please kick in if you can - and let's keep the lights on so we may continue to yell at the Jets and each other.
Primary method remains PayPal to jetoffensive@gmail.com - please let me know if you'd rather donate another way and we'll figure it out.
Before I forget ^