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Collegiate Football => The NFL Draft => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on April 03, 2018, 08:59:26 PM

Title: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 03, 2018, 08:59:26 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/981342870224371713
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Heismanberg on April 03, 2018, 09:11:10 PM
That guy is such a prick.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 04, 2018, 07:30:46 AM
oh man..the next 3 weeks need to hurry up.  Can't take much more of this.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Laxin on April 04, 2018, 08:22:54 AM
There is absolutely no way the Pats get Rosen, unless he murders a puppy and free falls. 23 and 31 won't even get them top 10. Seems even less realistic than the Saints' interest in Mayfield.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on April 04, 2018, 08:44:36 AM
There is absolutely no way the Pats get Rosen, unless he murders a puppy and free falls. 23 and 31 won't even get them top 10. Seems even less realistic than the Saints' interest in Mayfield.
I don't believe it either.  Not because they couldn't get enough compensation together, but because I can't see the Giants trading with them at all, much less going back that far.  I guess they could throw in Gronk or just Ditka it all, but I doubt the Giants want to leave the top 10.

I could see the Pats moving up to the top 10 for another player that falls, but no QB they want will fall far enough. 

The Pats have created themselves a lot of holes to fill by letting guys walk.  They need the picks.

Besides, we all know what they will do.  Regardless of how many picks they start with, they will end up with 2 scrappy white guys, at least 1 Rutgers player, someone they overdraft by about 3 rounds, and a bunch of extra mid round picks in 2019 from trading down 48 times.  And the talking heads will be lining up to shine Bill's balls.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Laxin on April 04, 2018, 10:00:59 AM
Maybe they are targetting Lamar Jackson. McDaniels did draft Tebow because of his athleticism. I don't see them having a shot at any of the top 4 QBs though. Plus, they have a a lot of holes for a team competing for a SB. They lost two of their top receivers, their other receiver is coming off a torn ACL, Gronk has contemplated retirement and they lost their Solder, Dion Lewis and Malcom Butler to FA. They can't afford to trade multiple picks for a QB that's going to sit on the bench for 3 years, and expect to be a SB contender.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 11, 2018, 10:09:57 AM
That guy is such a prick.

Quote
For fans of teams hoping he falls in this draft, I highly (hint hint) doubt Baker Mayfield gets past the third pick. #Jets

Such. A. Prick.

Follows the same formula over and over. Waits for a legitimate journalist to release new information, then tweets it as news on his account, with no source or credit.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Heismanberg on April 11, 2018, 10:51:24 AM
And when he’s wrong, he blocks everyone that calls him out for it.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 12, 2018, 01:36:55 PM
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@AllbrightNFL: Someone tell me what Josh Allen has on tape that Logan Thomas didn't do better.

I'll wait.

This is not the theme I intended when I started this thread, yet here we are.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 18, 2018, 09:43:43 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/986466764543311872

Lock it in boys
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on April 18, 2018, 10:17:15 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/986466764543311872

Lock it in boys

Sad thing is that he has a good chance of being right even though he's just parroting what everyone else is saying.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 18, 2018, 08:57:14 PM
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Two weeks ago, we reported that league insiders believe the New York Jets will select quarterback Baker Mayfield with the third selection. And while Josh Rosen is still in consideration for the pick, those representing the top quarterbacks in this draft tell me they also believe Mayfield ends up with the Jets.  One source, who has dealt with quarterbacks at the top of the draft the past five years, believes Mayfield to the Jets is a “done deal.”

-Tony Pauline, Draft Analyst

I SAID LOCK IT IN BOYS
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Heismanberg on April 18, 2018, 09:02:09 PM
I hope I see Tony Pauline's name in the Obituary thread soon
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2018, 08:10:58 AM
Tony Pauline is soxxxxx
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on April 19, 2018, 08:19:17 AM
Tony Pauline has as much insider info as we do.  Maybe less.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2018, 08:24:09 AM
Tony Pauline has as much insider info as we do.  Maybe less.

his football IQ is on par with sg3's.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Heismanberg on April 19, 2018, 08:30:50 AM
Tony Pauline has as much insider info as we do.  Maybe less.

"I spoke to someone that was at Arizona State's Pro Day.  I wasn't there and I just looked at tweets from actual scouts and insiders, but yeah, I spoke to someone who was there."
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Miamipuck on April 19, 2018, 10:58:35 AM
his football IQ is on par with sg3's.

Says Moron Butthole Green
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2018, 12:48:04 PM
Says Moron Butthole Green

aka... your personal hero
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 19, 2018, 02:08:17 PM

Adam Schefter
‏Verified account @AdamSchefter

John Elway announced the fifth overall pick is for sale.



translation:  the Broncos aren't getting their QB
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on April 19, 2018, 02:22:41 PM
Adam Schefter
‏Verified account @AdamSchefter

John Elway announced the fifth overall pick is for sale.



translation:  the Broncos aren't getting their QB

For sale to the Giants. 

Kidding.  Looks like the Giants are probably making that pick at 2 unless the Bills can pull off a huge trade.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Badger on April 19, 2018, 02:53:59 PM
Adam Schefter
‏Verified account @AdamSchefter

John Elway announced the fifth overall pick is for sale.



translation:  the Broncos aren't getting their QB

"Who wants leftovers?"
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Libero_2 on April 19, 2018, 05:11:35 PM
"Who wants leftovers?"

Or "Buffalo, how badly do you want a QB? how about 2 1s, a 3 and a 4?"
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 20, 2018, 11:50:51 AM
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@OmarKelly:The Dolphins would need to send the Broncos at least its second round pick (No. 42) to make a deal with Denver to move up from 11 to 5. Trust me, this is being discussed.


tHaNkS fOr ThE uPdAtE oMaR
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 20, 2018, 12:37:41 PM

tHaNkS fOr ThE uPdAtE oMaR

one 2nd round pick?


OmAr eats rocks for breakfast
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 20, 2018, 02:18:47 PM
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@OmarKelly:Been thinking.....here me out.....if the Broncos take a QB (and people in the league expect them to with pick No. 5) the Dolphins could probably trade a third-day pick for Paxton Lynch, and he's better than all 6 QBs in this draft in my humble opinion.

It’s hard to be this retarded
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on April 20, 2018, 02:31:02 PM
It’s hard to be this retarded

here him out doe
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 23, 2018, 09:31:33 AM
@AllbrightNFL:Lot of Baker at #1 buzz building over the last week.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2018, 09:34:01 AM
@AllbrightNFL:Lot of Baker at #1 buzz building over the last week.

My Fanspeak mock this morning had the Browns take him at 1. Lock it in.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2018, 09:39:10 AM
I hope everything he predicts is wrong.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2018, 10:12:00 AM
Is Albright one of the guys saying Mayfield was a lock for us?
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 23, 2018, 10:21:12 AM
Is Albright one of the guys saying Mayfield was a lock for us?

Correct
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2018, 10:25:39 AM
Is he just being fed lines from Mayfield's agent to inflate his value?
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on April 23, 2018, 10:27:44 AM
I think everyone is saying Mayfield is the Jets pick.  He just jumps on board with that opinion after everyone else then claims everyone is jumping on his info.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Johnny English on April 23, 2018, 11:34:13 AM
This veers between quite perceptive and amusing, and horribly self indulgent. They also missed a wide open opportunity at the end to have Roger Goodell playing Dante's Iscariot in Judecca; if you're going to do a poncey article like this, then commit to it properly.

https://www.sbnation.com/a/nfl-draft-glossary
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 24, 2018, 08:53:51 AM
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@AllbrightNFL:Since we've all been having fun with these the last two weeks...

If I had to guess tonight...

1. Browns - Baker Mayfield
2. Giants - Sam Darnold
3. Jets - Josh Allen
4. Browns - Bradley Chubb
5. Bills - trade up with Broncos, Josh Rosen

-today

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If I had to guess today...

1. Browns - Darnold
2. Giants - Barkley
3. Jets - Mayfield
4. Browns - Chubb
5. Bills - Allen
6. Colts - Nelson

-4/18
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2018, 03:34:18 PM
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A SWAT team in Florida raided the home of a former college football player -- after cops say he threatened several Dallas Cowboys members after not getting selected in the NFL Draft.

Cops were told Reed "had called members of the Dallas Cowboys and was telling them they needed to sign him. They stated he was making threats to harm people if the Cowboys did not sign him."

When cops arrived to Reed's home, Reed allegedly fessed up to making the threats -- including telling Cowboys employees he was going to "f*** their wife."

Reed explained he was "frustrated they wouldn't 'show him the real money' and sign him to a contract."
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Libero_2 on May 04, 2018, 04:53:07 PM

any shot he may have had, just went out the damn window lol

And “show him real money?” Did he want a $20 million dollar contract as a UDFA?
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 07, 2018, 11:52:59 AM
"I was surprised when they took a quarterback because I thought that, maybe in the third round, you know you can get some really good football players that can help this team now,” Roethlisberger said during an interview on Pittsburgh's 93.7 The Fan, also suggesting the pick felt like an affront to his commitment to playing for the Steelers at age 36. "I think they believed me. Once they drafted a quarterback in the third, I wasn't sure if they believed me or not."

.......

Ben Roethlisberger on Mason Rudolph, 2018: "If he asks me a question, I might just have to point to the playbook."
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Miamipuck on May 07, 2018, 12:17:39 PM
I think Rudolph should be worried that Ben will roofie him and see if he's DTF.

It's funny, a leopard can't change its spots, once a dickhead always a dickhead.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on May 07, 2018, 12:56:08 PM
"This might be my last year."
"Waaaahh! They signed another QB."

I don't understand him.  For someone who is such a good QB, he's such a bitchy drama queen.  If he wants to keep playing, he has absolutely no competition from Mason freaking Rudolph and it isn't like they were sure to get an instant contributor in the 3rd round anyway.  He's acting like Mason Rudolph fucked his Mom.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Laxin on May 07, 2018, 01:18:22 PM
Is Ben so insecure that he fears a 3rd round pick is going to take his job from him? I mean really? So much so that he won't be a mentor for Rudolph to help the team for when he does choose to leave?
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Badger on May 07, 2018, 02:32:50 PM
It's funny, a leopard can't change its spots, once a dickhead always a dickhead.

And yet scouts had zero "character concerns" abut Ben in 2004.

They should have asked Miami of Ohio's women's volleyball coach what they thought of him.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Miamipuck on May 07, 2018, 04:22:55 PM
And yet scouts had zero "character concerns" abut Ben in 2004.

They should have asked Miami of Ohio's women's volleyball coach what they thought of him.

Why a couple roofies and she's dtf, whether she knows it or not.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 12, 2018, 05:41:44 PM
https://twitter.com/bgoldgrab/status/1028655318987878400
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Heismanberg on August 12, 2018, 06:55:36 PM
https://twitter.com/bgoldgrab/status/1028655318987878400

lmao
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Johnny English on August 12, 2018, 08:58:38 PM
Amazing. Albright getting shown up will never not be funny.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 12, 2018, 09:49:21 PM
Amazing. Albright getting shown up will never not be funny.

A few more of these and you’ll be obligated to change the thread name. Most of the posts in here are about him
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Johnny English on August 12, 2018, 10:08:20 PM
A few more of these and you’ll be obligated to change the thread name. Most of the posts in here are about him
lolBright is a pretty good name....
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2018, 03:09:04 AM
lolBright is a pretty good name....
Yep.  Confirmed.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 13, 2018, 11:45:13 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/bgoldgrab/status/1029039453921308672

Ok Mods, you’re on
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2018, 11:57:53 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/bgoldgrab/status/1029039453921308672

Ok Mods, you’re on

What’s the path of least resistance....

1)Asking you what you’re talking about

OR

2) modding you so you can complete the task and future tasks
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Johnny English on August 13, 2018, 12:44:54 PM
What’s the path of least resistance....

1)Asking you what you’re talking about

OR

2) modding you so you can complete the task and future tasks

OR

3) just making the change anyway as he's the thread starter
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 13, 2018, 01:13:14 PM
I thought SFD was talking about Twitter mods stepping in because Allbright replied and blocked like a bitch.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2018, 01:16:50 PM
OR

3) just making the change anyway as he's the thread starter
OR

4) MB takes a nap
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: Johnny English on August 13, 2018, 01:18:42 PM
OR

4) MB takes a nap

God bless that public sector employment.
Title: Re: lolDraft
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2018, 01:33:44 PM
God bless that public sector employment.
It’s the beez kneez
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 13, 2018, 01:39:44 PM
OR

3) just making the change anyway as he's the thread starter

I had no clue you could do this
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2018, 01:57:22 PM
He reminds me of incarceratedbob.  Except he just blocks people instead physically threatening them.  Both have idiots hanging on their "information".
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2018, 06:11:23 PM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1049064617639436288
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2018, 10:43:23 PM
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Jets fans writing new HC/OC articles.

Zac and Press Taylor.

Remember the names.

K
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 07, 2018, 02:08:13 PM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1071126952650539008

This dude is such a loser
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2018, 02:53:00 PM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1071126952650539008

This dude is such a loser

I hate this bundle of sticks
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 17, 2018, 12:17:03 PM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1074711961072369665

Lolbright
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Jumbo on December 24, 2018, 03:04:31 PM
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1024404790154088448?s=19
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 26, 2018, 08:30:02 AM
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1024404790154088448?s=19

Lol
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 26, 2018, 08:33:19 AM
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1024404790154088448?s=19

From the comments:

“@AllbrightNFL:Imagine being the last people on the internet to comment on this tweet from before the preseason, that I walked back in August...”


There it is. He was never actually wrong because he contradicted himself weeks later! Allbright wins again!
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 10:57:32 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1090285711100727298

I’ll give this guy a break if this actually happens
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Johnny English on January 29, 2019, 11:14:36 AM
Broncos are at 10, I can only see them being interested in a move up for a QB which means that they would be trying to get ahead of the Jags, Giants and maybe Buccs. Really need to hope that someone lights it up at the Combine.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2019, 01:21:01 PM
Broncos are at 10, I can only see them being interested in a move up for a QB which means that they would be trying to get ahead of the Jags, Giants and maybe Buccs. Really need to hope that someone lights it up at the Combine.

I'm trying to remember when the preliminary groundwork was laid for the Darnold trade last year....was it at the combine or the Senior Bowl?


Dropping back to 10 would be perfect provided we end up fleecing that bucktooth retard to the tune of their 2nd round pick in 2019 and their 2020 1st rounder.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Libero_2 on January 29, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
I'm trying to remember when the preliminary groundwork was laid for the Darnold trade last year....was it at the combine or the Senior Bowl?


Dropping back to 10 would be perfect provided we end up fleecing that bucktooth retard to the tune of their 2nd round pick in 2019 and their 2020 1st rounder.

That’s the starting price. We paid 3 2s last year to go up 3 spots. To go up 7, it should be the equivalent price at worst, and should be more. That’s 2019 2 and 2020 #1 at the bare minimum. I’d also expect we get a 4 this year and a 3rd next unless they want to tap in a 2021 top 2 rounder or include a big time player into the deal. Aside from Von Miller, I’m not even sure who I’d want from their roster and no way he’s an option.



Intersting question this brings about to me.

Which is the better option?

Joey Bosa

Or

#10
2nd
2020 1
2020 3

Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Jumbo on January 29, 2019, 03:53:28 PM
That’s the starting price. We paid 3 2s last year to go up 3 spots. To go up 7, it should be the equivalent price at worst, and should be more. That’s 2019 2 and 2020 #1 at the bare minimum. I’d also expect we get a 4 this year and a 3rd next unless they want to tap in a 2021 top 2 rounder or include a big time player into the deal. Aside from Von Miller, I’m not even sure who I’d want from their roster and no way he’s an option.



Intersting question this brings about to me.

Which is the better option?

Joey Bosa

Or

#10
2nd
2020 1
2020 3



Team's not talented enough to pass up that many picks. Bosa is great but the philosophy should always be to build up as much talent as possible.

Depends how far down the trade would be to some extent, though.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 29, 2019, 04:09:25 PM
That’s the starting price. We paid 3 2s last year to go up 3 spots. To go up 7, it should be the equivalent price at worst, and should be more. That’s 2019 2 and 2020 #1 at the bare minimum. I’d also expect we get a 4 this year and a 3rd next unless they want to tap in a 2021 top 2 rounder or include a big time player into the deal. Aside from Von Miller, I’m not even sure who I’d want from their roster and no way he’s an option.



Intersting question this brings about to me.

Which is the better option?

Joey Bosa

Or

#10
2nd
2020 1
2020 3

My thinking is that a top 3 pick in the draft is only truly useful to acquire a franchise QB. If you don't need one, and the Jets no longer do, then that pick's best value is in a trade-down scenario.

I don't know the guys coming out, but I'll happily take more picks. This team lacks talent at a number of positions and lacks depth practically everywhere. The more picks they have, the more spots they can fill.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 29, 2019, 05:18:51 PM
That’s the starting price. We paid 3 2s last year to go up 3 spots. To go up 7, it should be the equivalent price at worst, and should be more. That’s 2019 2 and 2020 #1 at the bare minimum. I’d also expect we get a 4 this year and a 3rd next unless they want to tap in a 2021 top 2 rounder or include a big time player into the deal. Aside from Von Miller, I’m not even sure who I’d want from their roster and no way he’s an option.



Intersting question this brings about to me.

Which is the better option?

Joey Bosa

Or

#10
2nd
2020 1
2020 3



questions like these always end up depending on what the team does with the picks. if Bosa is as advertised and we excrement the bed with the other picks, the thinking is going to be 'why trade down for excrement when you could have had bosa'.

i'm down for trading out, we just need to hit on the extra picks that we acquire.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Libero_2 on January 29, 2019, 08:10:36 PM
questions like these always end up depending on what the team does with the picks. if Bosa is as advertised and we excrement the bed with the other picks, the thinking is going to be 'why trade down for excrement when you could have had bosa'.

i'm down for trading out, we just need to hit on the extra picks that we acquire.

All true. But the general question is, what would it take to move off the spot if Bosa was on the board?

Better question, would it take less to get you to trade down if Bosa was gone? What about if Allen is also gone? Or would you want the same deal no matter what?

What's the minimum it would take to move off the spot in the "worst case" scenario whatever you deem that to be. You just want to get out of the spot, what's the least you would take? How low would you go?

Interesting philosophical question to debate about. Perhaps we should make that it's own thread?
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2019, 10:02:25 PM
I want so many picks
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 28, 2019, 01:13:59 PM
Quote
If you're looking to trade up for a QB, #3 is the sweet spot.

Not saying, just saying...

I’ve literally never doubted this guy
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 07, 2019, 07:24:07 AM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1103448297824382979

People that aren’t frauds don’t write dumb derriere posts like this
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2019, 10:46:44 AM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1103448297824382979

People that aren’t frauds don’t write dumb derriere posts like this

Lmao

I hate that dude
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: reuben on March 07, 2019, 12:32:41 PM
You need a special kind of narcissism to think that tweeting about sports professionally is heroic. 
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Gorilla on March 07, 2019, 03:52:10 PM
But guys, he’s LITERALLY JUST LIKE BATMAN.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2019, 11:19:32 AM
https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1108038830953775105


Hahahaaa
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2019, 11:59:55 AM
https://twitter.com/incarceratedbob/status/1108045725059948544

Bob from the top rope!!!!!!
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 16, 2019, 04:28:50 PM
Lmaooooo I got blocked by this bundle of sticks
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2019, 04:07:28 PM
He was hacked

Barstool bent him over and fucked him
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 21, 2019, 04:54:14 PM
https://twitter.com/wwiifelger/status/1164265242358104064?s=21

Oh baby, now it’s getting good

Edit: somehow unrelated to the hack
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2019, 05:23:54 PM
lmao I hate that dude
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2019, 05:15:18 PM
https://benjaminallbrightexposed.com/f/unstable-uncredible-undeniably-wrong-the-ben-allbright-story
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2019, 08:01:05 PM
But guys, he’s LITERALLY JUST LIKE BATMAN.

I hate the fact he deleted all his tweets (link above is dead) because the Batman quote is so freaking relevant here
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: reuben on November 12, 2019, 09:58:14 PM
https://benjaminallbrightexposed.com/f/unstable-uncredible-undeniably-wrong-the-ben-allbright-story

The only thing cringier than Benjamin Allbright is the fact that someone paid currency for benjaminallbrightexposed.com.

Imagine if your arch-nemesis was Benjamin Allbright. 
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Jumbo on November 13, 2019, 12:32:20 AM
https://benjaminallbrightexposed.com/f/unstable-uncredible-undeniably-wrong-the-ben-allbright-story

Quote
I brought up Incarcerated Bob before as one of the many Mr. Allbright has had his tiffs with. Bob is a trusted guy on Twitter, his reports are 99% on the money

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 13, 2019, 06:38:57 AM
Allbright’s emails to IB are hilarious
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2020, 12:41:32 PM
I miss rumor SZN without this clown.  I got blocked for saying Leroy the dog was a more reliable source than him.  Guy clearly couldn’t handle the truth.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2020, 12:47:00 PM
I miss rumor SZN without this clown.  I got blocked for saying Leroy the dog was a more reliable source than him.  Guy clearly couldn’t handle the truth.
You're just jealous that he turned down a lucrative career to do what he does.  Clearly the smarter career move was internet bullshitter.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2020, 12:59:08 PM
I miss rumor SZN without this clown.  I got blocked for saying Leroy the dog was a more reliable source than him.  Guy clearly couldn’t handle the truth.
I just checked for you. Currently he's arguing that Justin Simmons is better than Eddie Jackson.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2020, 01:01:54 PM
I just checked for you. Currently he's arguing that Justin Simmons is better than Eddie Jackson.

Thank You
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2020, 06:49:32 PM
https://thejetpress.com/2020/02/26/ny-jets-robby-anderson-rumors-running-rampant-nfl-combine/

Benjamin Allbright, "Information Broker". Lol
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on February 26, 2020, 06:51:49 PM
https://thejetpress.com/2020/02/26/ny-jets-robby-anderson-rumors-running-rampant-nfl-combine/

Benjamin Allbright, "Information Broker". Lol

Hilarious

He’s also partnered with Tony Pauline
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2020, 07:16:33 PM
Hilarious

He’s also partnered with Tony Pauline
Paullbright
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Libero_2 on February 26, 2020, 07:52:58 PM
https://thejetpress.com/2020/02/26/ny-jets-robby-anderson-rumors-running-rampant-nfl-combine/

Benjamin Allbright, "Information Broker". Lol

I can’t see any scenario where Robbie only gets $9 million per year if he is a top 3 WR on the market and in his scenario he’s the best to hit FA. I think a lot of us would be furious if that deal wouldn’t be matched by Douglas.

Thank god it’s Albright reporting
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2020, 08:42:47 PM
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One last nugget to consider, Benjamin Allbright is right way more than he’s wrong

Yikes
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2020, 10:45:52 PM
Info Derps(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200227/dea40472044474f52fa18822dbd7a9bf.gif)
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 19, 2020, 03:42:20 PM
https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1274056264134385665?s=21

I’m blocked by Allbright buy this guy is entering 2nd worst territory
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Johnny English on June 19, 2020, 03:48:45 PM
https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1274056264134385665?s=21

I’m blocked by Allbright buy this guy is entering 2nd worst territory

He's not wrong about shotgunning beers. The only times it's really appropriate are college parties, and when you turn up to a tailgate so late that it's your only chance of getting on the right level.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 19, 2020, 03:50:18 PM
He's not wrong about shotgunning beers. The only times it's really appropriate are college parties, and when you turn up to a tailgate so late that it's your only chance of getting on the right level.

Parking lot shotguns before/after a softball game is good livin
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 19, 2020, 04:36:32 PM
I'm not a fan of shower beers.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Johnny English on June 19, 2020, 05:19:37 PM
I'm not a fan of shower beers.

Shower beer post strenuous exercise is awesome. Shower beer for the sake of it is lame.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 19, 2020, 05:28:15 PM
Shower beers are only good when I want to both pregame for something and take a shower, and I am in a time crunch.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 19, 2020, 10:06:41 PM
Shower beer for me is usually when I’m getting ready to go out for a night of drinking, or I’ve just finished work/workout and about to have a few.  It only makes sense in the pregaming context
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 20, 2020, 12:08:45 AM
It’s just not for me.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: insanity on June 20, 2020, 07:10:38 AM
Shower beers are only good when I want to both pregame for something and take a shower, and I am in a time crunch.
So... shower beets are good.

I dont think most people crack open a beer and say, "you know where s good place to drink this would be?  In bvb the shower!"
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 02:32:54 PM
RUMORS : #Broncos could pursue Sam Darnold this offseason if Drew Lock fails to cement himself as their future, per @AllbrightNFL

Someone confirm cause I’m still blocked
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: MBGreen on October 29, 2020, 02:48:53 PM
RUMORS : #Broncos could pursue Sam Darnold this offseason if Drew Lock fails to cement himself as their future, per @AllbrightNFL

Someone confirm cause I’m still blocked

this was Albright's response

Benjamin Allbright
@AllbrightNFL
·
1h
This isn't a report. Its part of a broader, larger conversation that includes Stafford and the draft.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2020, 02:50:58 PM
RUMORS : #Broncos could pursue Sam Darnold this offseason if Drew Lock fails to cement himself as their future, per @AllbrightNFL

Someone confirm cause I’m still blocked
I cannot find this tweet
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 02:51:29 PM
Someone call Allbright a bundle of sticks. for me
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: MBGreen on October 29, 2020, 02:52:46 PM
I cannot find this tweet

your twitter game is weak



JPA
@jpafootball
·
3h
RUMORS : #Broncos could pursue Sam Darnold this offseason if Drew Lock fails to cement himself as their future, per @AllbrightNFL


Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: insanity on October 29, 2020, 05:25:14 PM
I love this reporting. A report with two qualifiers in it.  Its not a freaking report its your opinion
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2021, 12:07:30 PM
https://twitter.com/badjetstakes/status/1354127516982784000?s=21
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 26, 2021, 12:07:41 PM
Someone call Allbright a bundle of sticks. for me

Anyone?
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 26, 2021, 12:12:01 PM
Anyone?

Maybe pick a different word?
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on January 26, 2021, 12:44:51 PM


Someone call Allbright a bundle of sticks. for me



Maybe pick a different word?

Someone call Allbright THE bundle of sticks. for me
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2021, 12:45:14 PM
Pasta fagioli
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 26, 2021, 02:30:15 PM



Someone call Allbright THE bundle of sticks. for me


To paraphrase a line from Fake Ethan Albright, I will never call Benjamin Albright THE anything.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2021, 10:23:15 AM
https://twitter.com/jmoneystecknfl/status/1374211151005937665?s=21
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2021, 10:25:20 AM
https://twitter.com/jmoneystecknfl/status/1374211151005937665?s=21
Both of the accounts he's replying to are gone.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 05, 2021, 07:37:12 PM
https://twitter.com/bryanoreally/status/1379193465737711621?s=21

Someone help me out with this #content
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on April 05, 2021, 07:50:40 PM
https://twitter.com/bryanoreally/status/1379193465737711621?s=21

Someone help me out with this #content
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1351270492171223041?s=19
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: bojanglesman on January 22, 2023, 09:32:02 AM
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1617182296704155648?t=Cs8S96GLxkU_1yh8xIpyzw&s=19

Can't disagree with the dumbass here. Hopefully the Broncos offensive performance was some sort of anomaly if we go down this road.  That or Rodgers shows up on our doorstep.  Maybe it's just an example of turning over every stone.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 31, 2023, 06:03:42 PM
https://twitter.com/oldtakesexposed/status/1620544750981103616?s=42&t=fTjnvTZAbD39UwIlsEMvhg
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Jumbo on April 07, 2023, 11:57:17 AM
Important draft news update from NFL insider Benjamin Albright:

https://twitter.com/slimerrefan/status/1644205182694182912/photo/1
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2023, 12:04:28 PM
Important draft news update from NFL insider Benjamin Albright:

https://twitter.com/slimerrefan/status/1644205182694182912/photo/1

This is almost as good as the time he claimed he had a 178 LSAT score and turned down Harvard Law so he could be the tip of the spear taking down Saddam Hussein. 
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2023, 03:24:45 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/broncos-reporter-benjamin-allbright-makes-bizarre-twitter-sexting-confession/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: reuben on April 07, 2023, 03:51:46 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/broncos-reporter-benjamin-allbright-makes-bizarre-twitter-sexting-confession/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

Main character syndrome.  Probably stunned that no one has started a slow clap for him yet.
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2023, 04:08:46 PM
Main character syndrome.  Probably stunned that no one has started a slow clap for him yet.

"Why am I being dragged for having the self-awareness to call myself a piece of excrement?"
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2023, 04:10:11 PM
What's the company the Roy children are trying to start in Succession?  The Hundred? 

Manish and Allbright are going to try some excrement like that. 
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Coach K on April 07, 2023, 09:45:43 PM
What's the company the Roy children are trying to start in Succession?  The Hundred? 

Manish and Allbright are going to try some excrement like that.
Hahahaha

That would imply they were actually relevant in their space hahaha
Title: Re: lolBright
Post by: Coach K on April 07, 2023, 09:46:42 PM
Wow I didn't even see so Albright had a full meltdown

Jesus