Jet Offensive
New York Jets Football => ...And The Home Of The Jets => Topic started by: bojanglesman on March 22, 2018, 08:39:08 AM
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As a diversion from the excruciatingly long amount of time left until we draft a QB, I figured this would be a welcome diversion.
The NFL schedule will come out about a week or so before the draft usually, so I figured I'd see if there was any interest in having a tailgate this year. I don't know if Kevin is getting a spot in the lot back this year. Either way, we can make our own spot if need be. If it's a small number of people, we could do the Tailgate Joe thing to make it easy.
Trump told me that I'm allowed to import 2 foreigners as long as they promised not to take muh guns, muh jobz, or blow up excrement, so MB and JE, you're a go.
I don't know of any restrictions for me this year barring any emergencies so I'm going to a game tailgate or not.
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I wont be able to attend this year...started a new job and dont have the vacation days.
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I wont be able to attend this year...started a new job and dont have the vacation days.
You'll attend and you'll like it.
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Stop trying to make Tailgate Joe happen.
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Stop trying to make Tailgate Joe happen.
I'd prefer us to do our own thing, but if it's just 3-4 people it's an option especially if no one wants to cook.
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I'm in.
Like most years.
Till I'm not.
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Trump told me that I'm allowed to import 2 foreigners as long as they promised not to take muh guns, muh jobz, or blow up excrement, so MB and JE, you're a go.
Trump specified that JE can only enter the country if he wears a red MAGA hat the whole time he's here. MB just needs to make sure he's wearing pants.
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If it's close-ish to the summer, I'm in. November makes it harder.
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If it's close-ish to the summer, I'm in. November makes it harder.
In before Puck makes a joke about cold weather.
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In before Puck makes a joke about cold weather.
He'd have to show up first, apparently last year's September tailgate was too cold for him.
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December 15 is a Saturday home game, either 4:30 or 8:30. That's my vote.
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December 15 is a Saturday home game, either 4:30 or 8:30. That's my vote.
veto
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I can probably do any of them, but I like the Broncos, Colts, and Bills game (before the bye). All games reasonably winnable, before the bye so there we'd likely still be in the hunt somewhat, and the weather should be pretty good. I'm not afraid of cold weather, and you never know what you're gonna get for sure, but I think anyone in their right mind would prefer 50-70F weather over 20-40F degree weather.
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I go to most home games, so I should stop by pretty much whatever game you guys choose.
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We have every intention of making it this year. I'm doing the Chicago Marathon October 7th and then hopefully the Toronto Waterfront Marathon October 22nd, so ideally I'd like tailgate to happen after those which means either Bills or Titans are my choice.
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We have every intention of making it this year. I'm doing the Chicago Marathon October 7th and then hopefully the Toronto Waterfront Marathon October 22nd, so ideally I'd like tailgate to happen after those which means either Bills or Titans are my choice.
veto
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veto
You don't get a vote because you already announced you're spending your vacation going to become Princess Elsa.
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veto
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He's in for December 15.
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You don't get a vote because you already announced you're spending your vacation going to become Princess Elsa.
Veto
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Amazing. That is MB to a tee.
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Amazing. That is MB to a tee.
My funbags are more supple
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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My funbags are more supple
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Hahahaha
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I know I live around here but due to my job and all the crap that’s been coming with it, I’m extremely doubtful for anything tailgate related. The perfect storm could occur and maybe I can go but I’m throwing it out there now.
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I know I live around here but due to my job and all the crap that’s been coming with it, I’m extremely doubtful for anything tailgate related. The perfect storm could occur and maybe I can go but I’m throwing it out there now.
Plan to come back in 2019, dude....that's when im planning to make my return
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Week 2: vs. Miami Dolphins, Sunday, Sept. 16, 1 p.m.
Week 5: vs. Denver Broncos, Sunday, Oct. 7, 1 p.m.
Week 6: vs. Indianapolis Colts, Sunday, Oct. 14, 1 p.m.
Week 7: vs. Minnesota Vikings, Sunday, Oct. 21, 1 p.m.
Week 10: vs. Buffalo Bills, Sunday, Nov. 11, 1 p.m.
Week 12: vs. New England Patriots, Sunday, Nov. 25, 1 p.m.
Week 15: vs. Texans, Saturday, Dec. 15, TBD (4:30 or 8:20 p.m.)
Week 16: vs. Packers, Sunday, Dec. 23, 1 p.m.
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October is the sweet spot. 3 game homestand.
Of course I'd like JE to be there so the Bills game is in the running.
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I’ll be in Jersey the weekend of the Vikings game (10/21) so if you homos pick that game, I can make it.
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I know I live around here but due to my job and all the crap that’s been coming with it, I’m extremely doubtful for anything tailgate related. The perfect storm could occur and maybe I can go but I’m throwing it out there now.
Shaddup, I’ll pick you up on the way. You’re not missing out on multiple cases of Treehouse.
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SFD living that Port Jeff ferry life.
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Shaddup, I’ll pick you up on the way. You’re not missing out on multiple cases of Treehouse.
I don’t know man, it’s gonna be tough. You know it would kill me to miss it.
Funny enough, I’m drinking a TH Hurricane as I type this.
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I don’t know man, it’s gonna be tough. You know it would kill me to miss it.
Funny enough, I’m drinking a TH Hurricane as I type this.
We'll just have Puck gaybash you until you show up.
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I think the Bills game is Veterans Day weekend. Free tostitos!
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I’ll be in Jersey the weekend of the Vikings game (10/21) so if you homos pick that game, I can make it.
October 21st is my B race, willing to miss that one if this game is the vote for everyone. Chicago in October is the only one I can't miss.
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I’ll be in Jersey the weekend of the Vikings game (10/21) so if you homos pick that game, I can make it.
make sure you guys throw all your Tostitos at Kirk Cousins.
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I think the Bills game is Veterans Day weekend. Free tostitos!
I'll be done coaching fall softball by then, that would work for me.
Bills at home was our best game last year, too.
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I'm desperate to make it this year after missing last year but I will be a game time decision- it would seem unlikely at this point but I'm keeping tabs.
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I'm desperate to make it this year after missing last year but I will be a game time decision- it would seem unlikely at this point but I'm keeping tabs.
You better show up in 2019
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You better show up in 2019
That's a definite. I have my reservation already.
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That's a definite. I have my reservation already.
Mrs.MB may be in attendance
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I'm desperate to make it this year after missing last year but I will be a game time decision- it would seem unlikely at this point but I'm keeping tabs.
Game time decision? From Scotland?
I do that sh*t but I live 20 minutes from the stadium.
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Mrs.MB may be in attendance
This would be good. We would all be on our best behavior....... oh wait. Puck..................
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Game time decision? From Scotland?
I do that sh*t but I live 20 minutes from the stadium.
The world is shrinking - like my manhood.
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This would be good. We would all be on our best behavior....... oh wait. Puck..................
she'll fit in with everyone...very similar personality to JE's missus.
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she'll fit in with everyone...very similar personality to JE's missus.
Tell her she's invited to the Den of Sin 2019. She has to take the couch though.
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Tell her she's invited to the Den of Sin 2019. She has to take the couch though.
there isn't enough Hawaiian febreez in the free world that will convince her to put up with our excrement cloud.
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there isn't enough Hawaiian febreez in the free world that will convince her to put up with our excrement cloud.
She's put up with your excrement cloud for years, she'll be fine.
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She's put up with your excrement cloud for years, she'll be fine.
You're giving her too much credit.
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she'll fit in with everyone...very similar personality to JE's missus.
We can never have too many drunken Canadian wenches.
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We can never have too many drunken Canadian wenches.
Mrs.MB is originally from the maritimes. She was raised on beer.
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Mrs.MB is originally from the maritimes. She was raised on beer.
Parents: "Just put a nipple on the Molson tap honey, we're going out tonight! She'll be fine by herself!"
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Mrs.MB is originally from the maritimes. She was raised on beer.
It's good to know that someone in your household is capable of drinking at a level above that of a 14 year old girl.
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It's good to know that someone in your household is capable of drinking at a level above that of a 14 year old girl.
In my defense, it costs me less than $15 to get hammered.
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In my defense, it costs me less than $15 to get hammered.
Yes, but Sunday football lasts the best part of 12 hours. How do you do a full football Sunday at the pub?
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Yes, but Sunday football lasts the best part of 12 hours. How do you do a full football Sunday at the pub?
like this
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It's good to know that someone in your household is capable of drinking at a level above that of a 14 year old girl.
Why don't you have a seat here in the kitchen.
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Mrs.MB is originally from the maritimes. She was raised on beer.
50% of Canadian Women are whores the other 50% are hockey players.....how good is your wife's Slapshot?
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50% of Canadian Women are whores the other 50% are hockey players.....how good is your wife's Slapshot?
About as good redge dunlop's.
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About as good redge dunlop's.
She's a keeper.
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I'm desperate to make it this year after missing last year but I will be a game time decision- it would seem unlikely at this point but I'm keeping tabs.
I'm officially requesting you bring a bottle of Buckfast.
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I'm officially requesting you bring a bottle of Buckfast.
That is not a problem - the aftermath of that is.
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Looking forward to making it this year without dealing with nonsense protests. Just want to watch some football.
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Looking forward to making it this year without dealing with nonsense protests. Just want to watch some football.
You gonna pull a Mike Pence if they do?
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Looking forward to making it this year without dealing with nonsense protests. Just want to watch some football.
Tailgate sources are saying there might be a protest of your awful Revis Titans jersey
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Tailgate sources are saying there might be a protest of your awful Revis Titans jersey
Yeah the Titans jersey has seen its last daylight. I'm actually going to give it to the homeless guy near my building.
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You gonna pull a Mike Pence if they do?
Possibly, as the game is gravy- the best part of the day being the tailgate.
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Yeah the Titans jersey has seen its last daylight. I'm actually going to give it to the homeless guy near my building.
Next we turn our attention to MB's Santonio Holmes jersey.
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Next we turn our attention to MB's Santonio Holmes jersey.
I believe that jersey is undefeated, so until it loses, we must tolerate it. When the jersey loses, we burn it while MB still has it on.
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Maybe instead of giving it to the homeless guy- I wonder if it would be better used as a fire-starter at the tailgate. A ceremonial burn, with theme music.
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I’ll retire/burn my Geno Smith jersey this year
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Maybe instead of giving it to the homeless guy- I wonder if it would be better used as a fire-starter at the tailgate. A ceremonial burn, with theme music.
I think the homeless guy would probably appreciate it more, and having it worn by a bum is an appropriate end given how his career finished.
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Next we turn our attention to MB's undefeated 3-0 Santonio Holmes jersey.
FYP for accuracy
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Possibly, as the game is gravy- the best part of the day being the tailgate.
I can't wait to kneel during your national anthem
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Possibly, as the game is gravy- the best part of the day being the tailgate.
If we are sober enough to care or notice then we didn't tailgate correctly.
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I can't wait to kneel during your national anthem
If you are sober enough to kneel without tumbling down into the row ahead of us, then we didn't tailgate correctly.
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I can't wait to kneel during your national anthem
That’s a great way to forfeit Tostito privileges
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I don't remember the last time I entered a sporting arena - football, hockey or baseball - early enough to hear the anthems, much less sober enough to notice or care whether they were kneeling, standing to attention or dancing the Macarena.
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That’s a great way to forfeit Tostito privileges
My US anthem snub is sponsored by Kraft Dinner anyway.
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I don't remember the last time I entered a sporting arena - football, hockey or baseball - early enough to hear the anthems, much less sober enough to notice or care whether they were kneeling, standing to attention or dancing the Macarena.
white jeans wearing weirdos are the only ones who dance the macarena nowadays anyway.
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My US anthem snub is sponsored by Kraft Dinner anyway.
I put together this tailgate trifecta for you.
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Gross, no cheese puffs?
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Tailgate sources are saying there might be a protest of your awful Revis Titans jersey
veto
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white jeans wearing weirdos are the only ones who dance the macarena nowadays anyway.
Pro tip: latin dancing is one of the most effective ways of getting a woman in the sack.
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Pro tip: latin dancing is one of the most effective ways of getting a woman in the sack.
Liar. It's the Santonio jersey. It's undefeated with da ladies.
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Liar. It's the Santonio jersey. It's undefeated with da ladies.
Yeah MBGreen the ladies man.
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Yeah MBGreen the ladies man.
It can be used for only one purpose at a time. Because he's gay, he chose the Jets.
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Yeah MBGreen the ladies man.
If you work hard enough and believe in yourself, someday you could be my wingman.
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I don’t care what your schedules are, I want Buffalo
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My top 3 right now:
Week 7: vs. Minnesota Vikings, Sunday, Oct. 21, 1 p.m.
Week 10: vs. Buffalo Bills, Sunday, Nov. 11, 1 p.m.
Week 6: vs. Indianapolis Colts, Sunday, Oct. 14, 1 p.m.
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Ok, Minnesota is good too. But if josh Allen is starting... I want buffalo
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This Sam Darnold excrement is so un-Jet like it has fucked up everything. I am now a 50 / 50. When you guys pick a game I will officially be a game time decision.
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Also, MB, my wife is a definite for next year.
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Also, Puck, please tell me you are having your nails done and will miss both tailgates.
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Also, MB, my wife is a definite for next year.
good work. See you guys in 2019
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Buffalo is my optimal choice.
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MB, sell that stupid car and buy a Jets bus
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MB, sell that stupid car and buy a Jets bus
What car?
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I’m probably in
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Who is out, besides the usual assholes who always say they want to go to a tailgate but never even show, even though one of them lives within spitting distance of the stadium?
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Who is out, besides the usual assholes who always say they want to go to a tailgate but never even show, even though one of them lives within spitting distance of the stadium?
I’m guessing I’m out this year. Just way too much uncertainty in my life right now to give my usual yes answer. If it comes down to it and I’m off and have some money, then I’m in.
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Do we want to do a roll call to see who's available for which games? Just list any games you're likely available for, you can list them in order of preference if you want.
Badger: any game
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Bo: any game.
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Martin: The earlier the better
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JE: Bills, Patriots, Dolphins, Vikings, Texans, in that order of preference.
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Any game as long as that game is the Bills
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Badger: any game
Bo: any game
Martin: The earlier the better
JE: Bills, Patriots, Dolphins, Vikings, Texans, in that order of preference.
SFD: Any game as long as that game is the Bills
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Alio: any game, result the same.
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Badger: any game
Bo: any game
Martin: The earlier the better
JE: Bills, Patriots, Dolphins, Vikings, Texans, in that order of preference.
SFD: Any game as long as that game is the Bills
Any game.
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Badger: any game
Bo: any game
Martin: The earlier the better
JE: Bills, Patriots, Dolphins, Vikings, Texans, in that order of preference
SFD: Any game as long as that game is the Bills
Alio: any game, result the same
Koz: any game
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Seafood: Second half of season or night game better.
Since you asked.
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If we’re doing individual answers: I guess I’m in the “wait and see” camp.
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I’m good for any game
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I am in the freak you guys camp.
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honk
Still early but does anyone have any new thoughts on this or old ones they'd like to reiterate?
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honk
Still early but does anyone have any new thoughts on this or old ones they'd like to reiterate?
I'm still okay with whatever game everyone decides on.
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Honk
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Honk
I might be in...it'll depend if i can get the time off.
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I might be in...it'll depend if i can get the time off.
Now it's a party! Bring Fubar.
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Now it's a party! Bring Fubar.
Lol
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My chances of going went from 5% to about 40%
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I can't do Dolphins or Bills games. Colts is the best game for me, although I think I can make some of the others work.
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I'll be at the bills game
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Badger: any game
Bo: no dolphins/Bills, colts game preferred
Martin: The earlier the better
JE: Bills, Patriots, Dolphins, Vikings, Texans, in that order of preference
SFD: Any game as long as that game is the Bills
Guinness: be there or you’re dead to me
Alio: any game, result the same
Koz: any game
Insanity: bills game
Any updates to this list?
Bills game seems to be gaining momentum (if Bo wasn’t such a dick), but I guess I kinda glossed over the fact that it’s in November. I don’t know if I can wait that long.
Colts/Vikings/Broncos in October also should work for me
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I am now not running the Chicago Marathon because I have decided to spend the summer being a lazy fat queynte who drinks a lot of beer and does no training, so I can now do pretty much any game.
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I have decided to spend the summer being a lazy fat queynte who drinks a lot of beer and does no training
Welcome to the club, your membership card is in the mail.
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Drove by our spot yesterday coming back from the city. Anyone know what they're building now by the arena, and what's the status of the current, unfinished eyesore?
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Drove by our spot yesterday coming back from the city. Anyone know what they're building now by the arena, and what's the status of the current, unfinished eyesore?
Yeah, I've driven past that a few times now and even my wife is like "WTF is that?"
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Be there or you’re dead to me. Bhahaha
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Who's driving ChattyChuck? Puck in his minivan?
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Who's driving ChattyChuck? Puck in his minivan?
I’m definitely not 100% going. Depends on the situation/weekend.
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He’s going
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Damn getting into this site was harder than my penis looking at Emily Ratajkowskis instagram
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Damn getting into this site was harder than my penis looking at Emily Ratajkowskis instagram
Welcome back.
It’s only hard to login if you have the tech aptitude of a senior citizen.
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Who’s that guy
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Who’s that guy
IATA
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I can do any game but Miami
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I am in the process of getting 100 tickets for the Bills game. My brother in law is bringing guys from the NYC MTA. $35 a ticket Verizon corner end zone rows 11-18. That Monday is Veterans Day and a lot of people are off from work. Are u guys interested in that game??
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I am in the process of getting 100 tickets for the Bills game. My brother in law is bringing guys from the NYC MTA. $35 a ticket Verizon corner end zone rows 11-18. That Monday is Veterans Day and a lot of people are off from work. Are u guys interested in that game??
I’m in
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Any game as long as that game is the Bills
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Stickied Bump
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I'm going to be at the Jets/Vikings game on October 21st. Any of you bums planning to get together even for a smaller tailgate? Would be fun to catch up with some of you.
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So what game did you idiots pick?
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Week 2: vs. Miami Dolphins, Sunday, Sept. 16, 1 p.m.
Week 5: vs. Denver Broncos, Sunday, Oct. 7, 1 p.m.
Week 6: vs. Indianapolis Colts, Sunday, Oct. 14, 1 p.m.
Week 7: vs. Minnesota Vikings, Sunday, Oct. 21, 1 p.m.
Week 10: vs. Buffalo Bills, Sunday, Nov. 11, 1 p.m.
Bump
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Looking back at what people previously said they could and couldn't do, added to the fact that Klax is already planning to go, I suggest we do the Vikings game on October 21st. I don't think anyone has categorically said they can't make it, plus it gives us a couple of months to plan, get tickets sorted etc.
I know 17a is doing a big thing for the Bills game, but it's the Bills and it's November. Minny has a better chance of decent weather and will likely be a better game.
Any dissenters?
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I am in the process of getting 100 tickets for the Bills game. My brother in law is bringing guys from the NYC MTA. $35 a ticket Verizon corner end zone rows 11-18. That Monday is Veterans Day and a lot of people are off from work. Are u guys interested in that game??
Wish I saw this earlier. I'd be down for this.
But the Vikings game also sounds cool.
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Looking back at what people previously said they could and couldn't do, added to the fact that Klax is already planning to go, I suggest we do the Vikings game on October 21st. I don't think anyone has categorically said they can't make it, plus it gives us a couple of months to plan, get tickets sorted etc.
I know 17a is doing a big thing for the Bills game, but it's the Bills and it's November. Minny has a better chance of decent weather and will likely be a better game.
Any dissenters?
Sounds good to me.
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I like it. I'll be at the game regardless, but it would be great if the Vikes game was the tailgate. I'll be there if that's ultimately what you guys decide.
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If it's the Vikings there's a good chance I could go, so I'm down for that one.
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I don’t have any idea what days off I’ll have by then (or if I’ll have any money, lol) but I’ll try my best to make that. Even if I have to use a personal day.
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I don’t have any idea what days off I’ll have by then (or if I’ll have any money, lol) but I’ll try my best to make that. Even if I have to use a personal day.
Just show up poopchute, bring yourself or I will drive you. Money is very tight for me as well and my derriere will be there. My God you have more excuses than the resident tailgate bitch MBGreen! You don't have to bring a feast, we will get economical tickets and have a blast...... Or you can bitch like a bitch, so stop acting like a bitch!
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Just show up poopchute, bring yourself or I will drive you. Money is very tight for me as well and my derriere will be there. My God you have more excuses than the resident tailgate bitch MBGreen! You don't have to bring a feast, we will get economical tickets and have a blast...... Or you can bitch like a bitch, so stop acting like a bitch!
Ok. But I’ll probably have to work on Sundays starting after Labor Day. That’s undebatable.
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Ok. But I’ll probably have to work on Sundays starting after Labor Day. That’s undebatable.
So put in for a day off now and stop your bitching.
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So put in for a day off now and stop your bitching.
It’s not that easy.
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It’s not that easy.
It’s easier to take the day off than to explain to puck why you can’t
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It’s easier to take the day off than to explain to puck why you can’t
LOLOLOLOLOL
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It’s easier to take the day off than to explain to puck why you can’t
I just did explain to him. I’m dealing with a shitload of personal stuff right now I’m not talking about here. I have to take attending this year on a day-to-day basis. Taking the day off is the least of my worries.
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I do like the tags though.
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I just did explain to him. I’m dealing with a shitload of personal stuff right now I’m not talking about here. I have to take attending this year on a day-to-day basis. Taking the day off is the least of my worries.
Hopefully, not related to the yearly walk. Either way, sending positive thoughts your way. Hope everything works out well for you.
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Hopefully, not related to the yearly walk. Either way, sending positive thoughts your way. Hope everything works out well for you.
Thanks man. Yeah, that’s one of the things I’m dealing with. Next month should be an interesting one concerning her. We find out more next Monday.
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Thanks man. Yeah, that’s one of the things I’m dealing with. Next month should be an interesting one concerning her. We find out more next Monday.
Ugh, I'm sorry to hear that, and again, sending all my best to you and the fam.
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It’s easier to take the day off than to explain to puck why you can’t
That's the way it should be.
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Puck just wants more dicks to suck in the parking lot.
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Before we get too deep into the dick jokes again, is there anyone who objects to Minnesota on October 21st or are we agreed? If we are, can someone message 17a and LJF and Koz and the assorted other part time posters to let them know so we can get on with planning this idiocy?
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i bought season tickets again so i should be at every game. if the Bills doesn't work thats fine. i know having 100 other people there might get a little crazy. so having our tailgate for the vikings is cool too. just let me know
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I'm good with the Vikings game.
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Let's make it official and start gathering a headcount. I can help procure tickets if need be.
LJF: 2
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LJF: 2
JE: 3
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I am in for 3 maybe more.
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I am in for 3 maybe more.
Dont count until you add yourself to the list
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I called up the Jets group guy I've worked with in the past for some ticket prices:
Upper Corner Endzone: $45
Upper Sideline: $55
Upper Prime: $70
Mezzanine: $80
Once we have numbers I can see about sections.
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LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3 maybe
Badger: 2
My vote is Upper Prime
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Me + 1 will be attending the tailgate, but we won't need tickets. See you guys in a couple months.
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The first 15 thousand schmucks who enter the stadium for this game will get a Hulk bobblehead.
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The first 15 thousand schmucks who enter the stadium for this game will get a 17a bobblehead.
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He's Lurch not the Hulk.
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He's Lurch not the Hulk.
You’re a cross between Lenny and Squiggy.
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ladies and gentlman our mod Brian Posehn MBGreen
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ladies and gentlman our mod Brian Posehn MBGreen
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Not enough red hair.
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I notice you haven't confirmed your attendance, poopchute.
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I notice you haven't confirmed your attendance, poopchute.
Tweaking the work schedule.
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If they're giving hulk bobbleheads, expect Insanity to go to the tailgate.
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If they're giving hulk bobbleheads, expect Insanity to go to the tailgate.
It is about time some of these assholes like insanity, Laxin, Libero, Andrew Ryan, mj2sexay, Heismanberg, dcm, JFIF, reuben, d swordz, Alio, Coach K et al made the freaking effort to prove that they're freaking real. Any of you cunts going to turn up or nah?
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If d_swordz doesn’t show up wearing a Gooner Ozil shirt, I’m gonna be very disappoint.
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It is about time some of these assholes like insanity, Laxin, Libero, Andrew Ryan, mj2sexay, Heismanberg, dcm, JFIF, reuben, d swordz, Alio, Coach K et al made the freaking effort to prove that they're freaking real. Any of you cunts going to turn up or nah?
To be fair I can confirm Alio and Coach K are real, and they're spectacular.
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If d_swordz doesn’t show up wearing a Gooner Ozil shirt, I’m gonna be very disappoint.
I think I'd be able to listen to about 30 seconds of another soccer GOAT debate before I jump the fence and lie down in the middle of NJ-120.
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I think I'd be able to listen to about 30 seconds of another soccer GOAT debate before I jump the fence and lie down in the middle of NJ-120.
I can't wait to have a soccer debate in front of you, and you better freaking believe I will.
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LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3+
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 1
Ok I’m in
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Let’s goooooooooooooooooooooooo
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A few already know this...I won’t have a concrete answer until the middle of September. Sorry. Right now, I would say I’m a yes.
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Depends if I'm coaching that day, if I can make it I will.
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Depends if I'm coaching that day, if I can make it I will.
Bring your lucky earring
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Whatever game it is I’ll prob be there
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A few already know this...I won’t have a concrete answer until the middle of September. Sorry. Right now, I would say I’m a yes.
No doubt dude, do what you gotta do. Real life takes priority.
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Should be a go for the tailgate but may not need tickets.
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Just found out I’m a definite no. I’m really sorry but there’s nothing I can do about it. If there is something going on the Friday before, I can do that.
Even Saturday night looks no good for me, but maybe day time, early evening.
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Don’t worry about it brotha
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Don’t worry about it brotha
Thanks man
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Thanks man
I believe his answer to you would be something along the lines of eat a bag of dicks, so shut the freak up and eat a bag of dicks!
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I believe his answer to you would be something along the lines of eat a bag of dicks, so shut the freak up and eat a bag of dicks!
Snarf
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I'm in.
LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3+
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 1
Bo: 1
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As of now I'm not scheduled to coach that day, but they always find a way to freak me on scheduling.
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We're confirmed for the Vikings game right? Saw some of our people in the lot today and there was some confusion over the date.
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We're confirmed for the Vikings game right? Saw some of our people in the lot today and there was some confusion over the date.
Should be. That's what I've been assuming. Probably will get smoked but the parking lot will be open.
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October 21st let's do it
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We're confirmed for the Vikings game right? Saw some of our people in the lot today and there was some confusion over the date.
We are planning on being there that weekend. I'm hoping you are too.
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Get a room
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Get a room
JE already left a pair of pants at my place.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180917/58a43928b728fbe2d6cdd71a79c46133.jpg)
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JE already left a pair of pants at my place.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180917/58a43928b728fbe2d6cdd71a79c46133.jpg)
They were black pants before the butt secks.
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I'm in.
LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3+
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 2
Bo: 1
I might have a buddy coming. You guys will never forgive me. Imagine if Zace was Dominican and had a baby with Tommy and that baby challenged Hobbes to a drinking competition
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I might have a buddy coming. You guys will never forgive me. Imagine if Zace was Dominican and had a baby with Tommy and that baby challenged Hobbes to a drinking competition
I'm listening.....
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I might have a buddy coming. You guys will never forgive me. Imagine if Zace was Dominican and had a baby with Tommy and that baby challenged Hobbes to a drinking competition
Now I'm starting to consider actually showing up.
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I called up the Jets group guy I've worked with in the past for some ticket prices:
Upper Corner Endzone: $45
Upper Sideline: $55
Upper Prime: $70
Mezzanine: $80
Once we have numbers I can see about sections.
I guess we need to do something about tickets. These prices still valid? Seeing that all tickets are digital now, I guess if we buy a block of them we'll need to figure out how to transfer them to individual people or just line up behind LJF as they count us all.
I'm down for upper prime BTW.
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I guess we need to do something about tickets. These prices still valid? Seeing that all tickets are digital now, I guess if we buy a block of them we'll need to figure out how to transfer them to individual people or just line up behind LJF as they count us all.
I'm down for upper prime BTW.
I think they let you print the barcode.
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Current count is 15 tickets. We had two votes for upper prime, so I'll see what's available in that section.
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OK here are our options:
Upper Corner: Sec 334 Row 15&16 seats 1-8 $55
Upper Prime: Sec 341 Row 13&14 seats 19-27 $70
Mezzanine: Sec 201 Row 15&16 seats 1-8 $80
My vote is upper prime. Not a lot of options left for this game where we can sit together.
Please let me know if you all are good and I can make the purchase. Want to lock this up in the next day or two.
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100% Upper Prime. Mezzanine is derriere.
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I thought upper prime was the first 4 rows....
Either way, that's my vote.
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Up for me
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Looks like I'm moving to Los Angeles in November, so this will be my last Jets home game of the season unless I fly home early for Christmas and see the Packers game.
My family has tickets. I'll see you guys at the tailgate.
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Looks like I'm moving to Los Angeles in November, so this will be my last Jets home game of the season unless I fly home early for Christmas and see the Packers game.
My family has tickets. I'll see you guys at the tailgate.
Hollywood finally recognised your talents? What can we expect to see you in first?
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Hollywood finally recognised your talents? What can we expect to see you in first?
Gay porn. Fluffer.
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Gay porn. Fluffer.
Gotta work your way up somehow.
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Tommy has a hand in this.
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I am most likely in for 2 tickets
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I thought upper prime was the first 4 rows....
Either way, that's my vote.
You're right, UD Prime is usually the first 4 rows, with the exception of the two sections closest to the 50 which are considered entirely prime.
So I'm not sure how they're pitching 341 row 13 to us as prime...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180919/7953345fae5618198dd9fd935e32a4ce.jpg)
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My vote is still for 341 though if those are our options.
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I might even be ok with upper corner, it's not much worse.
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I want seats with a good angle to rain death on soft Vikings fans with manbuns
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You're right, UD Prime is usually the first 4 rows, with the exception of the two sections closest to the 50 which are considered entirely prime.
So I'm not sure how they're pitching 341 row 13 to us as prime...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180919/7953345fae5618198dd9fd935e32a4ce.jpg)
Maybe it's Amazon Prime.
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This was alot easier to do when the team was in the shitter and had no hope
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You're right, UD Prime is usually the first 4 rows, with the exception of the two sections closest to the 50 which are considered entirely prime.
So I'm not sure how they're pitching 341 row 13 to us as prime...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180919/7953345fae5618198dd9fd935e32a4ce.jpg)
They changed the seating chart with regards to what is deemed "upper prime". I'd post the pic of it I received from the Jets if I knew how.
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This is who I'm buying tickets for and how many:
LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 2
Bo: 1
You have until 4pm EST today 9/19 to add your name to it.
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This is who I'm buying tickets for and how many:
LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 2
Bo: 1
You have until 4pm EST today 9/19 to add your name to it.
I am now 2.
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This is who I'm buying tickets for and how many:
LJF: 2
JE: 3
Puck: 3
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 2
Bo: 1
You have until 4pm EST today 9/19 to add your name to it.
I am 5.
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Updated
LJF: 2
JE: 2
Puck: 5
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 2
Bo: 1
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Updated
LJF: 2
JE: 2
Puck: 5
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 2
Bo: 1
You forgot Koz
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You forgot Koz
"Most Likely" doesn't cut it for me.
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Should be a go for the tailgate but may not need tickets.
I am most likely in for 2 tickets
You def in?
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I'm in.
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Did I get my name down in time? Sorry I missed this thread pretty much all day.
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I’m gonna be adding +4 to my group. I’ll pay for all 6 tix
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Updated
LJF: 2
JE: 2
Puck: 5
Badger: 2
Klax: 2
SFD: 6
Bo: 1
Koz: 2
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I’m GTD but will score my own tix if needed
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Loyal are you still at the point where you haven't pulled the trigger? Didn't see any confirmation yet. Wanted to ask a 3rd person.
Thanks!
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Loyal are you still at the point where you haven't pulled the trigger? Didn't see any confirmation yet. Wanted to ask a 3rd person.
Thanks!
Not done yet, but I'm expecting a call back in a little bit. We're up to 24 tickets, so unsure if the availability is the same. Regardless, lmk as soon as you can
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OK sounds good I just sent text to see if they can go. What were we looking at price wise before you hit 24?
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LJF, how do you want us to pay you?
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I just hope you assholes plan on hanging out the Friday before.
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I just hope you assholes plan on hanging out the Friday before.
It's always been tradition to hang out on the Thurs and Friday during tailgate weekend.
See you guys in 2019 (maybe)
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It's always been tradition to hang out on the Thurs and Friday during tailgate weekend.
See you guys in 2019 (maybe)
Meh
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I just hope you assholes plan on hanging out the Friday before.
I am out.
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I am out.
We know you're out of the closet.
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Do we know the ballpark price based upon the seats you guys were looking at last?
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Upper prime is $70 a ticket
Still waiting for them to call me back...
Koz - do you need the 3rd ticket?
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Meh
I know...i wouldn't get my hopes up either.
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Upper prime is $70 a ticket
Still waiting for them to call me back...
Koz - do you need the 3rd ticket?
I sent my brother in law 2 texts this morning. Haven't heard back. I will send another. If you don't hear from me by the time you finalize, please assume that I only need the 2.
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I sent my brother in law 2 texts this morning. Haven't heard back. I will send another. If you don't hear from me by the time you finalize, please assume that I only need the 2.
Is this mustard excrement guy?
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Is this mustard excrement guy?
Haha, unfortunately no. Just confirmed that the non-shitting brother in law is out, so I just need 2 for myself and my brother.
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The only reason I even bought tickets for this game is so that I can watch Puck try and back up a minivan into a handicapped spot once more. Is he bringing his Tongue?
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The only reason I even bought tickets for this game is so that I can watch Puck try and back up a minivan into a handicapped spot once more. Is he bringing his Tongue?
I heard he's going all out and renting a UHaul and backing it over the fence.
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Gents - We are all set.
Sec 341 Rows 13 & 14 Seats 16-27
You guys can Venmo me @JCWan or PM me if you want to send $ another way.
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Gents - We are all set.
Sec 341 Rows 13 & 14 Seats 16-27
You guys can Venmo me @JCWan or PM me if you want to send $ another way.
$70 per person, everything included? Field access possible again? Thanks very much for putting it together.
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$70 per person, everything included? Field access possible again? Thanks very much for putting it together.
Yep, $70 a ticket...I tried for field access but was told no, because there's a youth football game going on after the game is over. Sorry.
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Yep, $70 a ticket...I tried for field access but was told no, because there's a youth football game going on after the game is over. Sorry.
JE is the only one who could sneak and blend in.
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JE is the only one who could sneak and blend in.
Only if the kids are slightly pudgy and rapidly going grey.
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Only if the kids are slightly pudgy and rapidly going grey.
Wear a helmet like Ricky Williams
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Show of hands- was I the only one who had to Google Venmo?
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Show of hands- was I the only one who had to Google Venmo?
My wife told me about it one time, that's the only reason I know. I was going to Western Union some nickels and dimes to him.
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Gents - We are all set.
Sec 341 Rows 13 & 14 Seats 16-27
You guys can Venmo me @JCWan or PM me if you want to send $ another way.
I'll put Canadian dollars in an envelope and mail it to you, please DM me your postal address.
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I'm going to send him a cashier's check through certified mail, return receipt requested. It's the only way to go.
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Does this tailgate match up with the mega-tailgate run by 17A where he's got 100 Teamsters in attendance?
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Does this tailgate match up with the mega-tailgate run by 17A where he's got 100 Teamsters in attendance?
No, I believe that's the Buffalo game.
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No, I believe that's the Buffalo game.
You gonna say hai to "Buffalo Christmas Sweater"?
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Is that guy 17A knew still the one running the BBQ? I know that was the case the last time I attended and we each threw hims some $ for his troubles.
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Gents - We are all set.
Sec 341 Rows 13 & 14 Seats 16-27
You guys can Venmo me @JCWan or PM me if you want to send $ another way.
Great.
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Not feeling great about our chances vs the vikes after this evening's performance
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Not feeling great about our chances vs the vikes after this evening's performance
Naaa, we got it.
Jets 3
Vikings 2
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enjoy the blowout
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enjoy the blowout
I thoroughly intend to enjoy both the tailgate and the game, blowout or not.
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enjoy the blowout
Guaranteed W
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Did ticket prices suddenly drop?
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Did ticket prices suddenly drop?
Fireman Ed retired again too
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Loyal I sent you a PM here but you may not have seen it. A few days ago I tried Venmo, but it keeps on rejecting my login credentials from my bank. I need option 2 so that I can get you the funds for our 2 tickets. Thanks!
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Also, we aren't that far away from the actual tailgate at this point. Is 17A's guy still there cooking for all of us for a contribution? If not, what's the plan? Anyone have a decent-sized BBQ?
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Gavin is still traveling the country in a tiny bus so we'll be cooking ourselves.
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Gavin is still traveling the country in a tiny bus so we'll be cooking ourselves.
Pumpkin-spice gouda cheese sandwiches.
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Gavin is still traveling the country in a tiny bus so we'll be cooking ourselves.
I'm cooking maple whisky and vodka, as usual.
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I'm cooking maple whisky and vodka, as usual.
I'm cooking cash
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Does anyone know if Tee and 17A are going to be there that particular weekend?
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Does anyone know if Tee and 17A are going to be there that particular weekend?
I spoke to Tee about it so he knows and will probably be there. I saw 17a but forgot to bring it up. But it looks like he's back full time at his spot again.
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Unfortunately, I'm out for the tailgate now. I'm going to be in Los Angeles for a house-hunting trip that weekend.
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Unfortunately, I'm out for the tailgate now. I'm going to be in Los Angeles for a house-hunting trip that weekend.
I heard a cardboard box is going for 7 figures on the real estate market out in LA....good luck.
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I still need to buy a parking pass.
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T-14 days. At what point do you guys want to start working on a menu etc? Also, who has a grill?
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Unfortunately, I'm out for the tailgate now. I'm going to be in Los Angeles for a house-hunting trip that weekend.
Tommy is in LA now.
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What day are our out-of-town folk arriving for the festivities?
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At the moment I'm good, but all this rain is likely going to move a game I have to coach to that day. I was supposed to have a late night thing on the 20th that would have put me out of the tailgate for sure, but that's now off.
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What day are our out-of-town folk arriving for the festivities?
Despite all the crap going on with my dog, I’m down for a Friday hang. I haven’t been in Manhattan in over 6 months now. I’m bartending at my new gig on Saturdays, so if you guys are feeling frisky and want to come out to Long Island...
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What day are our out-of-town folk arriving for the festivities?
We'll be getting in on Friday afternoon / evening; usually by the time we've parked in Secaucus, trekked from there to the hotel and got checked in it's mid evening.
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Despite all the crap going on with my dog, I’m down for a Friday hang. I haven’t been in Manhattan in over 6 months now. I’m bartending at my new gig on Saturdays, so if you guys are feeling frisky and want to come out to Long Island...
I doubt we'll get to catch you on Friday unless you come into the city, but if you're not going to the tailgate we very well may come have a couple of beers at your work on Saturday afternoon because Mrs English will want to see you. Think we're going to go and spend some time in Brooklyn on Saturday anyway so we'll figure out logistics with you once we're in the city.
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I doubt we'll get to catch you on Friday unless you come into the city, but if you're not going to the tailgate we very well may come have a couple of beers at your work on Saturday afternoon because Mrs English will want to see you. Think we're going to go and spend some time in Brooklyn on Saturday anyway so we'll figure out logistics with you once we're in the city.
That sounds great. I’m not going to lie though, you’re gonna have to block out at least 3 hours to come out my way. It’s not really geographically. It’s either the trains or the traffic. Uber could be an option I suppose. It’d be awesome to see you guys either day though. I definitely can’t do the tailgate. Just for the record: I’d be willing to come into Manhattan on Friday night. I’d prefer to do drinks though and not a formal dinner or anything.
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IF JE and the Mrs. JE make their way east to C's bar, I will surely meet up at that point. Not likely that I will be good for Friday night with the group.
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Which game is this for again?
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Which game is this for again?
October 21
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sGooooo
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Menu:
49 lbs of potato salad
900 vienna sausages
1 jar of kimchi I found on the sidewalk
8 boxes of Franzia
1 tub of yellow soft serve ice cream
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Menu: 8 boxes of Franzia
Yes!
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I can't make it to the tailgate fellas. My Dad has been in the hospital for 2 weeks and is really sick.
I left LJF a message about my ticket. Sell it, give it away, whatever, I'll eat the cost.
Y'all give those Vikings fans some excrement and bring home a win. Maybe if Dad gets better I can make a game later in the year, but who knows what life will bring. I have to be around for my mom and Dad.
Sorry guys, I know you'll miss my winning personality.
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I can't make it to the tailgate fellas. My Dad has been in the hospital for 2 weeks and is really sick.
I left LJF a message about my ticket. Sell it, give it away, whatever, I'll eat the cost.
Y'all give those Vikings fans some excrement and bring home a win. Maybe if Dad gets better I can make a game later in the year, but who knows what life will bring. I have to be around for my mom and Dad.
Sorry guys, I know you'll miss my winning personality.
Sorry to hear that Bo, we were wondering why you'd gone quiet recently. Fingers crossed everything works out for you and your family.
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Sorry to hear about your father. Hope's for a speedy recovery.
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Did anyone buy a parking pass recently? If so, where? More expensive than previous years from what I can see.
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I can't make it to the tailgate fellas. My Dad has been in the hospital for 2 weeks and is really sick.
I left LJF a message about my ticket. Sell it, give it away, whatever, I'll eat the cost.
Y'all give those Vikings fans some excrement and bring home a win. Maybe if Dad gets better I can make a game later in the year, but who knows what life will bring. I have to be around for my mom and Dad.
Sorry guys, I know you'll miss my winning personality.
I hope your dad feels better soon.
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Thanks guys.
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I can't make it to the tailgate fellas. My Dad has been in the hospital for 2 weeks and is really sick.
I left LJF a message about my ticket. Sell it, give it away, whatever, I'll eat the cost.
Y'all give those Vikings fans some excrement and bring home a win. Maybe if Dad gets better I can make a game later in the year, but who knows what life will bring. I have to be around for my mom and Dad.
Sorry guys, I know you'll miss my winning personality.
Ugh, sorry to hear that man. Hopefully, he gets well soon.
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Yeah, hope your dad is ok, Bo.
Let us know if you make a game later in the year, the colder games are better.
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Yeah, hope your dad is ok, Bo.
Let us know if you make a game later in the year, the colder games are better.
It's going to be 52 and sunny, which is pretty much perfect weather for watching football IMO.
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It's going to be 52 and sunny, which is pretty much perfect weather for watching football IMO.
That is good. I still like 20 or 30 better, especially if I'm drinking whisk(e)y at 10 am.
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Did anyone buy a parking pass recently? If so, where? More expensive than previous years from what I can see.
I bought mine on stubhub after the shitty Jags game and it still ran me $40 before fees.
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Sorry you won't be able to make it Bo, hope your dad makes a speedy recovery.
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I can't make it to the tailgate fellas. My Dad has been in the hospital for 2 weeks and is really sick.
I left LJF a message about my ticket. Sell it, give it away, whatever, I'll eat the cost.
Y'all give those Vikings fans some excrement and bring home a win. Maybe if Dad gets better I can make a game later in the year, but who knows what life will bring. I have to be around for my mom and Dad.
Sorry guys, I know you'll miss my winning personality.
Very sorry about your Dad, I hope he gets better!
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Got a pass, $70 later. Can we seriously plan food etc? I need to know what I'm buying.
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Got a pass, $70 later. Can we seriously plan food etc? I need to know what I'm buying.
Has anyone talked to 17a? Note sure who is bringing a grill.
Right now I’m taking a shuttle into the parking lots, so I’m unsure of my ability to bring any beer/food.
Who is actually driving and parking in lot D?
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sGooooo
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161025/a15edfa6a7d98587e88510861f3126f6.jpg)
#NeverForget
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Here's what I'm bringing:
Table
Grill
Chips
Hot Dogs & Buns
Booze - lots of it
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Watching Geno Smith has killed lesser men
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Has anyone talked to 17a? Note sure who is bringing a grill.
Right now I’m taking a shuttle into the parking lots, so I’m unsure of my ability to bring any beer/food.
Who is actually driving and parking in lot D?
I'm driving in and parking. And can bring stuff (see above)
I think you can probably throw some booze into a backpack and bring on shuttle. You can leave excrement in my car during the game if need be
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Watching Geno Smith has killed lesser men
I still remember JE tossing that empty beer cup off your noggin, and it didn't even phase you. lol
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Here's what I'm bringing:
Table
Grill
Chips
Hot Dogs & Buns
Booze - lots of it
(https://media.giphy.com/media/LTa0Uz7Csr768/giphy.gif)
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I still remember JE tossing that empty beer cup off your noggin, and it didn't even phase you. lol
I have exactly zero recollection of doing that. Although it does sound like something I'd do.
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I have exactly zero recollection of doing that. Although it does sound like something I'd do.
that's because you were #HobbesModeEngaged by that point.
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that's because you were #HobbesModeEngaged by that point.
I'm always loaded. I'm never that loaded.
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I still remember JE tossing that empty beer cup off your noggin, and it didn't even phase you. lol
Impervious to outside distractions from heckling opposing fans. Impressive discipline
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I'm always loaded. I'm never that loaded.
If you don't remember, then you're "that" loaded.
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Impervious to outside distractions from heckling opposing fans. Impressive discipline
I think you were sleeping
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I think you were sleeping
Technically I was charging the batteries for the 2nd half comeback but Ok
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If you don't remember, then you're "that" loaded.
Accurately bouncing a plastic cup off a targeted head from sufficient range as to not get thumped in the nose suggests a degree of lucidity above that which Hobbes ever managed.
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Technically I was charging the batteries for the 2nd half comeback but Ok
Ol' Man Bun was hoping you would stay catatonic for the rest of the game.
Make sure you guys take a lot of pics, this is the funny excrement worth remembering.
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Ol' Man Bun was hoping you would stay catatonic for the rest of the game.
Make sure you guys take a lot of pics, this is the funny excrement worth remembering.
That guy definitely cut his hair after he got home later that night
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Accurately bouncing a plastic cup off a targeted head from sufficient range as to not get thumped in the nose suggests a degree of lucidity above that which Hobbes ever managed.
There are different levels of HobbesMode
You never reached the top level...which is lying unconscious on a shitstained snowbank
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That guy definitely cut his hair after he got home later that night
#blessed
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I will be bringing:
- Sortilege (there's also now a blueberry version so I'll bring that as well if I can hunt a bottle down) and vodka
- Beer
- Homemade Trinidad Scorpion sauce for the purposes of sorting out the men from the boys
- Veggie burgers for my wife
- Whatever other food I am asked to procure
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I am able to bring some food/beer. Not sure what yet.
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There are different levels of HobbesMode
You never reached the top level...which is lying unconscious on a shitstained snowbank
What happened to Hobbes? Should probably visit his “website” to get his updated prognosis on Josh Allen.
When they called the ambulance for that guy and he realized he wasn’t going to get to go into the game was one of the funniest freaking things I’ve ever seen.
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LJF:
Table
Grill
Chips
Hot Dogs & Buns
Booze - lots of it
JE:
- Sortilege (there's also now a blueberry version so I'll bring that as well if I can hunt a bottle down) and vodka
- Beer
- Homemade Trinidad Scorpion sauce for the purposes of sorting out the men from the boys
- Veggie burgers for my wife
- Whatever other food I am asked to procure
Badger:
Food and Beer, TBD
Zace:
Nothing
SFD:
Money
Booze - TBD
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What happened to Hobbes? Should probably visit his “website” to get his updated prognosis on Josh Allen.
When they called the ambulance for that guy and he realized he wasn’t going to get to go into the game was one of the funniest freaking things I’ve ever seen.
Weirdly enough, he retweeted me yesterday on Twitter. I didn't even know he followed me.
that whole Hobbes tailgate is a treasure trove of hilarious memories. That's the same tailgate where Chrebet86 barfed all over the row in front of him. I still remember seeing that piece of bratwurst on the cement, and the stench of barf in the air as the Patriots destroyed us.
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I am able to bring some food/beer. Not sure what yet.
Are royal and 17a going to be there?
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Are royal and 17a going to be there?
17a AFAIK will be at every game and I spoke to RT about it when we saw each other before the Phins game.
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17a AFAIK will be at every game and I spoke to RT about it when we saw each other before the Phins game.
Oh baby
Can you do us all a favor and try and see what they already have planned for food? My buddy should be able to bring some stuff but I don’t want to have him double up on something that is already covered
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You guys aren't going to be weird when you find out I'm actually a 13 year old girl, are you?
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You guys aren't going to be weird when you find out I'm actually a 13 year old girl, are you?
We banned Tommy so you should be fine.
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You guys aren't going to be weird when you find out I'm actually a 13 year old girl, are you?
Puck doesn't wear pants. Good luck.
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We banned Tommy so you should be fine.
What did Tommy do?
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I forgot about tommy...
No wonder why there hasn't been as much arguing as of late
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I'll be making an appearance.
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What is the head count as of right now?
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What is the head count as of right now?
LJF+1
JE+1
Badger+1
SFD (+1?)
insanity (+1?)
Koz+1
Puck+1
Seafood
Klax (+1?)
Pope (GTD)
I make that 14-18 depending on +1s, plus I believe Murrell and Tee will be there but I'm guessing you've spoken to them separately anyway.
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I thought puck was bringing 6 people in a rape van
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I’m plus 6, klax is plus 1, and Puck is plus 4
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Looks like I'm out as suspected. Weeks of rain moved softball to Sunday, I'd skip it but I'm the coach.
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So far we have pulled pork and tacos.
What are some of the things you guys were thinking of bringing?
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LJF+1
JE+1
Badger+1
SFD (+1?)
insanity (+1?)
Koz+1
Puck+1
Seafood
Klax (+1?)
Pope (GTD)
I make that 14-18 depending on +1s, plus I believe Murrell and Tee will be there but I'm guessing you've spoken to them separately anyway.
I’m going to be at the game, I’m uncertain about the tailgate at the moment. My brother isn’t coming anymore so I’m either bringing my wife, Dad, or selling my other ticket and coming solo. I’ll let y’all know when it’s all sorted out.
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So far we have pulled pork and tacos.
What are some of the things you guys were thinking of bringing?
Booze and vegetarian stuff and whatever else you tell me I need to.
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I’m going to be at the game, I’m uncertain about the tailgate at the moment.
Given the fact that you were going to this game was one of the reasons we picked this date, you'd better show your damn face.
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Given the fact that you were going to this game was one of the reasons we picked this date, you'd better show your damn face.
Awww, missed you too buddy! 😘
I’d say it’s very likely I’m going, I just wasn’t expecting there to be a change of plans for my other attendee. It’s likely my dad will not want to go to a tailgate the day after a wedding when he’s probably nursing a hangover. My wife will probably be in, or I’ll ride solo
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So far we have pulled pork and tacos.
What are some of the things you guys were thinking of bringing?
I'm bringing hot dogs and chips.
Kev- you bringing a grill?
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Given the fact that you were going to this game was one of the reasons we picked this date, you'd better show your damn face.
Yeah, I could have went probably any other week.
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Yeah, I could have went probably any other week.
Did you actually say that at the time? Something along the lines of "hey guys, I can do any game except this specific one that you've chosen, it's your call but if you choose this I'm going to take it personally and never speak to you cunts again"? Because if you didn't you should have.
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Did you actually say that at the time? Something along the lines of "hey guys, I can do any game except this specific one that you've chosen, it's your call but if you choose this I'm going to take it personally and never speak to you cunts again"? Because if you didn't you should have.
I didn’t know I couldn’t go until about a month ago and the game was already picked and tickets were about to be bought. I was asked to be a Godfather and the Christening happens to be this Sunday. I also wasn’t sure what was going on with my daughter and her surgery and I didn’t know about my job at the time either. I had a lot of variables going on when the actual selection process was going on and I really had no frame of (really) anything in my life at the time. excrement, the last two weeks I’ve chased a dog around...I couldn’t have planned that.
Just wanted to add: I am free Friday night. I know some of you have talked about coming to my bar/brewery on Saturday but as long as it’s not stupid late I’d meet you guys for drinks, even if it’s Brooklyn. Hell, BK might be better anyway.
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I didn’t know I couldn’t go until about a month ago and the game was already picked and tickets were about to be bought. I was asked to be a Godfather and the Christening happens to be this Sunday. I also wasn’t sure what was going on with my daughter and her surgery and I didn’t know about my job at the time either. I had a lot of variables going on when the actual selection process was going on and I really had no frame of (really) anything in my life at the time. excrement, the last two weeks I’ve chased a dog around...I couldn’t have planned that.
Just wanted to add: I am free Friday night. I know some of you have talked about coming to my bar/brewery on Saturday but as long as it’s not stupid late I’d meet you guys for drinks, even if it’s Brooklyn. Hell, BK might be better anyway.
I know, I'm joshing you.
We looked at where your bar is and holy freak is that a long way from the city. I'm in the process of figuring out a hotel but I think that Brooklyn on Friday can work.
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I know, I'm joshing you.
We looked at where your bar is and holy freak is that a long way from the city. I'm in the process of figuring out a hotel but I think that Brooklyn on Friday can work.
Yeah. I was saying earlier that geographically, it’s not that far (maybe 30+ miles) but realistically, either traffic or transit, you’re looking at 3 hours round trip.
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Dad can’t go, wife said she’ll tailgate with you goons if I can’t sell the ticket, so I’ll be there...
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Do we have 2 grills or just the one? If 2 I would bring something like brats to throw on. If 1, maybe bring a tray of something instead.
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Are there going to be any festivities on Saturday night?
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Put me down for a +1
I'm still not sure what my participatory level will be as were trying to figure out what time were getting to the stadium, if were doing our own grilling, etc. Either way I won't come empty handed.
Seeing as I don't know what any of you look like, how am I supposed to find you guys? Do you have a giant flag that says sign up sheet for gay male orgy after game here?
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I’m gonna guess I’m not going at this point. Might change my mind by Sunday morning but doubt it. Enjoy the blowout
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Are there going to be any festivities on Saturday night?
I can’t do Saturday night but if something is going on Friday night, I’m all ears.
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Put me down for a +1
I'm still not sure what my participatory level will be as were trying to figure out what time were getting to the stadium, if were doing our own grilling, etc. Either way I won't come empty handed.
Seeing as I don't know what any of you look like, how am I supposed to find you guys? Do you have a giant flag that says sign up sheet for gay male orgy after game here?
Just park in lot B and come to the tailgate. Best decision you’ll make that day. PM incoming.
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plz confirm you received my dick pic
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I’m gonna guess I’m not going at this point. Might change my mind by Sunday morning but doubt it. Enjoy the blowout
SLW excrement. I’ll see you there
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SLW excrement
You talking to me?
Wait...
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I can’t do Saturday night but if something is going on Friday night, I’m all ears.
We're up for Friday night in Brooklyn, but we're staying out near the stadium. Expect to get to the hotel around 5ish all being well. How much of a ballache is it going to be to get to Brooklyn from there, and more importantly get back later on when we've had a skinful?
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Where in Brooklyn will you be staying?
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We're up for Friday night in Brooklyn, but we're staying out near the stadium. Expect to get to the hotel around 5ish all being well. How much of a ballache is it going to be to get to Brooklyn from there, and more importantly get back later on when we've had a skinful?
There are a few places near Barclays (I assuming that’s the stadium you’re referring to) that I like that are cool for drinks and they have food. Pm me your cell number when you can. Everything is kinda on the high tension side in terms of my dog still missing and the lack of time I’ve spent with my family but the missus I think will let me play for a few hours.
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Where in Brooklyn will you be staying?
Other way around, he's staying in NJ and considering a Friday night in Brooklyn.
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There are a few places near Barclays (I assuming that’s the stadium you’re referring to) that I like that are cool for drinks and they have food.
St Gambrinus?
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Other way around, he's staying in NJ and considering a Friday night in Brooklyn.
Oh excrement. I thought he meant they were staying in Bk. I was thinking about Threes Brewery which actually has great food (and I think liquor) and a huge backyard area or Mission Dolores which is a bar with an atrium and old school pinball machines. Both places have stellar beer of course. St Gambrinus is good, it’s literally right next to the LIRR but it’s tiny.
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Oh excrement. I thought he meant they were staying in Bk. I was thinking about Threes Brewery which actually has great food (and I think liquor) and a huge backyard area or Mission Dolores which is a bar with an atrium and old school pinball machines. Both places have stellar beer of course. St Gambrinus is good, it’s literally right next to the LIRR but it’s tiny.
Threes sounds great, it caught my eye when I was looking over the options in the area.
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Threes sounds great, it caught my eye when I was looking over the options in the area.
Threes is close enough to walk from the LIRR too. I just wonder how packed it’ll be on a Friday. I’ve been there a few times, it’s definitely a good spot. Big, too.
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Tell us where to be and we'll get there. I'll keep you informed as to what time we expect to be there - I'm hoping we'll make it to the hotel at the Meadowlands by 5 or not much after, but we'll see.
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Tell us where to be and we'll get there. I'll keep you informed as to what time we expect to be there - I'm hoping we'll make it to the hotel at the Meadowlands by 5 or not much after, but we'll see.
What’s the connection to Brooklyn if you don’t mind me asking?
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What’s the connection to Brooklyn if you don’t mind me asking?
That's where you said was good for you for Friday night.
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That's where you said was good for you for Friday night.
Brooklyn, Manhattan...not really a big difference for me. Big difference for you. Whatever is easier for you two. I was under the impression you were staying in Brooklyn for some reason.
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Brooklyn, Manhattan...not really a big difference for me. Big difference for you. Whatever is easier for you two.
I'll let you, Badge, Puck et al figure out where is best. Just tell us where to be.
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I'll let you, Badge, Puck et al figure out where is best. Just tell us where to be.
PM me your cell number
I have a lot of family excrement/dog stuff going on, I want to nail it down in terms of exacts.
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PM me your cell number
I have a lot of family excrement/dog stuff going on, I want to nail it down in terms of exacts.
Done
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Ok I can’t find excrement in here. What the count and what are you guys bringing? We the tables utensils condiments and a grill. We probably could use a 2nd grill. The only food we have is the pulled pork. Me royal and frank will fill in what you guys don’t bring. From the sounds of it there are like 20 of you guys coming
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Ok I can’t find excrement in here. What the count and what are you guys bringing? We the tables utensils condiments and a grill. We probably could use a 2nd grill. The only food we have is the pulled pork. Me royal and frank will fill in what you guys don’t bring. From the sounds of it there are like 20 of you guys coming
We got 24 people coming. I am bringing a table, grill, hot dogs, chips and booze
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We got 24 people coming. I am bringing a table, grill, hot dogs, chips and booze
great we have Mac & potato salads mini tacos pulled pork cheese and crackers lol
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We are about 16 people plus your 24.
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Who would like to do the burgers and rolls??
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Koz brothers- Glen Wayne donuts (same ones you find in all of the 7-11's) and bagels with butter and cream cheese. Figured that it's good to have something to eat when we get there as the grills won't fire up right away.
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I will also bring an extra table.
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We’re looking at Cooper’s on 8th for tonight at around 6ish for drinks and casual dinner if any of you are interested. I can’t speak for how late Puck (who’s bringing the tongue) or JE (and the missus) but me and Badger are going and I have until about 10. Good beer, drinks and food.
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Enjoy tonight everyone- already had another set of plans.
3 questions worth confirming for me:
1) I bought a parking pass online and they sent me the electronic version of it. Can I present this bar code for scanning on my phone the day of?
2) Specific lot again please. I know exactly where I need to be once we get into the lot.
3) What time does the lot open for a 1PM game? I figure we should be there by 8ish.
Thanks!
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Enjoy tonight everyone- already had another set of plans.
3 questions worth confirming for me:
1) I bought a parking pass online and they sent me the electronic version of it. Can I present this bar code for scanning on my phone the day of?
2) Specific lot again please. I know exactly where I need to be once we get into the lot.
3) What time does the lot open for a 1PM game? I figure we should be there by 8ish.
Thanks!
D1 lot opens at 8am.
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Ok what about parking pass
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Ok what about parking pass
They scan the barcode on your phone
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Enjoy tonight everyone- already had another set of plans.
3 questions worth confirming for me:
1) I bought a parking pass online and they sent me the electronic version of it. Can I present this bar code for scanning on my phone the day of?
2) Specific lot again please. I know exactly where I need to be once we get into the lot.
3) What time does the lot open for a 1PM game? I figure we should be there by 8ish.
Thanks!
To get into D1, do I need to pre-pay for a parking pas online, or can I just pay the day of when I show up?
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To get into D1, do I need to pre-pay for a parking pas online, or can I just pay the day of when I show up?
You need it before you get there. It’s a racket.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVeD-xwJh-k
Thank you for a great night. Have fun on Sunday.
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Who would like to do the burgers and rolls??
I picked up some buns (24 or so) plus chips and cookies.
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OK, so I can buy them on Stubhub it appears. Can someone confirm that D1 is the orange parking pass? Would hate to get the wrong one and have to trek over to you guys.
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Never mind. Had to settle for orange lot, which should be within walking distance. Looks like I needed a yellow lot pass.
Wife and I will be in attendance.
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Alright I’m grabbing 24 burgers and cheese
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My ETA IS 10:30-11
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Never mind. Had to settle for orange lot, which should be within walking distance. Looks like I needed a yellow lot pass.
Wife and I will be in attendance.
Yeah you’ll be ok. Can’t park your car in their lot but you can walk over in like 2 min.
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bagels with butter and cream cheese.
chips and cookies.
You fuckers keep undercutting my food ideas.
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You fuckers keep undercutting my food ideas.
Get burgers.
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Get burgers.
Moar buns too if you get burgs
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Moar buns too if you get burgs
Also moar chips.
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Also moar chips.
Got more chips and more beer. We'll have enough burgers.
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Come hungry. We have a ton of burgers and donuts
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It's 12:30am and already there's traffic reported at every way into NJ.
CAN'T WAIT
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Heading out at 630am. It's Gameday!
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Let’s Goooooooooooo
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Heading out at 630am. It's Gameday!
Bringing more chips and some cookies. See you bundle of sticks in a little bit
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Have fun at the orgy
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Have fun at the orgy
GET BACK IN THE PILE
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Have fun today
Hopefully I’ll be invited next year
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It was great seeing you guys! I’ll be back soon, probably sans the wifey.
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It was great seeing you guys! I’ll be back soon, probably sans the wifey.
freak you
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Big ups to insanity for showing up today.
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https://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2018/10/7_cars_burn_in_parking_lot_during_jets_game_blamed.html
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https://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2018/10/7_cars_burn_in_parking_lot_during_jets_game_blamed.html
Welp, that sucks
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Just woke up, did we win?
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Hey Loyal, to whom are you sending the dry-cleaning bill?
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Hey Loyal, to whom are you sending the dry-cleaning bill?
Clearly I was so intoxicated, that I have no idea what this is in reference to.
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Clearly I was so intoxicated, that I have no idea what this is in reference to.
Someone vomited on your lady from the rear, down her side/jacket. This of course led to the rapid departure of little bro and I.
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Someone vomited on your lady from the rear, down her side/jacket. This of course led to the rapid departure of little bro and I.
wait what
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Lol, what the freak did I miss?
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Big ups to insanity for showing up today.
Had a great time finally meeting all of you fools. Appreciate the hospitality and friendliness you all showed. Looking forward to next year
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Had a great time finally meeting all of you fools. Appreciate the hospitality and friendliness you all showed. Looking forward to next year
Hell yeah brother
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Someone vomited on your lady from the rear, down her side/jacket. This of course led to the rapid departure of little bro and I.
Chrebet86 showed up??
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wait what
one of SFD's cronies yakked down the side of Loyal's wife's jacket. It looked like old chili. That was our cue to abandon ship and meet 17 in his row 1 seats where his friends had just left
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hahahaha
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one of SFD's cronies yakked down the side of Loyal's wife's jacket. It looked like old chili. That was our cue to abandon ship and meet 17 in his row 1 seats where his friends had just left
I knew I was out of it but I can't believe I missed that.
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Someone vomited on your lady from the rear, down her side/jacket. This of course led to the rapid departure of little bro and I.
Chrebet86 showed up??
Special guest appearance!
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one of SFD's cronies yakked down the side of Loyal's wife's jacket. It looked like old chili. That was our cue to abandon ship and meet 17 in his row 1 seats where his friends had just left
that small piece of barfed up johnsonville brat.
#NeverForget
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I knew I was out of it but I can't believe I missed that.
you drank yourself into oblivion so that you wouldn't be responsible for putting together the jenga-like baby gear puzzle in the trunk.
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I knew I was out of it but I can't believe I missed that.
I missed that too and I was presumably right in that area
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I missed that too and I was presumably right in that area
Yep, me too. Had no idea. Spent most of the game with my hand covering one eye to try and see what was going on on the field. Still have no idea what happened in the game other than the score. Will try and rewatch this evening.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1054207722646839296
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Anyone else get next day soreness in their hands smd arms from banging the seats all day?
...yes my dicks a bit sore too
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My favourite quote from the tailgate - "I thought you'd be very tall and about 50 years old". Half right bud.....
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My favourite quote from the tailgate - "I thought you'd be very tall and about 50 years old". Half right bud.....
You're just like a a man, only smaller. Lol
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one of SFD's cronies yakked down the side of Loyal's wife's jacket. It looked like old chili. That was our cue to abandon ship and meet 17 in his row 1 seats where his friends had just left
I totally missed this. I just knew you two guys disappeared. Lol
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Holy excrement, I had no idea this even happened
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Holy excrement, I had no idea this even happened
She never mentioned puke on the jacket? A trooper!
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She never mentioned puke on the jacket? A trooper!
She did not. Did you see her react to it?
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I don't think it happened, they just wanted better seats. Lol
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She did not. Did you see her react to it?
Yeah, I politely tapped her on the shoulder, and her reaction to the foreign matter appeared to be both shock and disgust. Didn't she get up soon after that?
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Any pictures for those of us who could not make the 20 minute trip?
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(https://www.google.fr/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjD-9rA-57eAhVMYVAKHceIAeYQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmemegenerator.net%2Finstance%2F68249899%2Ftrump-finger-pull-go-freak-yourself-bro&psig=AOvVaw0WMsCtkyP2oWWdypRoqJKt&ust=1540466618721414)
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Any pictures for those of us who could not make the 20 minute trip?
Gfy
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Gfy
Impossible
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No pics?
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No pics?
I'm thinking this didn't really happen.
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They're on Facebook.
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They're on Facebook.
Does JO have a page or are you faggots friends with each other?
I mostly use Facebook to see how badly the girls who wouldn't freak me in high school have aged.
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Does JO have a page or are you faggots friends with each other?
Yes
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They're on Facebook.
Donde? Just reactivated my facebook
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(http://i64.tinypic.com/2d8j4b8.jpg)
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If you look about 30 minutes into the past, you can almost see my and the wifey in this picture. Almost.....
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Nice, wish I had made it.
Anyone looking to unload tickets for the Green Bay game let me know.