Jet Offensive
The Rest Of The Sports World => The Fenwyr Memorial Fantasy Forum => Topic started by: MBGreen on May 31, 2017, 03:35:22 PM
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May have to look for new participants this year....JFIF might be dead.
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I'm still in
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We may need a new league manager.
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JFIF for commish
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JFIF for commish
Thirded
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We may need a new league manager.
I thought you took over for Iggy?
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I thought you took over for Iggy?
We never discussed it. He's still the league manager, so he'd have to reactivate the league.
I'll send him an email.
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Last I spoke with him, he left it kind of ambiguous whether he'd return to the board. I don't know if anyone's spoken to him since.
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I think he's pretty much done with the board.
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Last I spoke with him, he left it kind of ambiguous whether he'd return to the board. I don't know if anyone's spoken to him since.
the mods are in contact with him daily.
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the mods are in contact with him daily.
That's what I figured.
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That's what I figured.
let me know if you need anything. I don't mind helping out.
I just can't handle or distribute the prize money, because of the bloody exchange rates.
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let me know if you need anything. I don't mind helping out.
I just can't handle or distribute the prize money, because of the bloody exchange rates.
If I'm taking over, I'll need IJR to transfer ownership of the league to me (if that's even possible). Otherwise, I'll have to start a new league.
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We're still over three months away from the season starting so there's obviously no urgency.
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If I'm taking over, I'll need IJR to transfer ownership of the league to me (if that's even possible). Otherwise, I'll have to start a new league.
IJR has already informed us that he's not running the league this year. So if you're willing, you'll be the new commissioner.
Let me know if he responds to your email. If he doesn't, i'll ask him to get ahold of you.
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Let me know if he responds to your email. If he doesn't, i'll ask him to get ahold of you.
Will do.
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Is IJR still letting black guys freak his wife or na?
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hahahahahaha
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Cooks and his 5th round frachise slot will be available whenever this thing starts back up.
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IJR reactivated the league.
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IJR reactivated the league.
I still have a few months left to carry the title belt.
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I know he is all about soccer now with the kids but I hope he at least stays in the league.
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yo im still in, too.
whyd iggy leave? busy rl? hope hes well.
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yo im still in, too.
whyd iggy leave? busy rl? hope hes well.
He got lost in the woods.
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He got lost in the woods.
veto
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is this happening?
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iiiits haaaaapppeniiiiing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI
that old baba scares me
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do we have a deadline for keeper submissions? or have we settled on a date for the draft? did I book my hotel yet?
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do we have a deadline for keeper submissions? or have we settled on a date for the draft? did I book my hotel yet?
I'm planning on setting all of this up this weekend.
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I'm planning on setting all of this up this weekend.
you're the man
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frrrrrt
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I'm posting info tonight.
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We're going to set the keeper deadline for Friday, August 25 at midnight. This means you will only be allowed to swap your keepers in the event of injury between then and the draft. We will then draw the draft order on Saturday, August 26.
My intention is to set the draft for the weekend beginning September 1 (the final weekend before the regular season). Let me know if you have a conflict with or preference towards any particular day.
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My main priority right now is to make sure that we have twelve owners. I just sent e-mails out to everyone to ask if you're intending on returning. Please take two seconds to respond as soon as you can. You only have to say yes or no.
You can also respond in here. I don't care.
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Yes, sorry, hi, I'm here and playing and stuff.
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I'll start the keeper list.
Andrew Ryan
Ezekiel Elliott (1st)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Jordan Howard (14th)
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I assume we've all been in the league long enough to understand the keeper rules, but if you need a refresher, let me know.
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I know there's a 1 round penalty for guys you kept the previous year, but what about a guy I kept and used my first rounder on last year? Does it just stay a first rounder or do I lose him?
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The league dues will continue to be $40 and they will be due on Wednesday, August 30. Since such a stink was made about the late fees last year, I've decided to do away with them. Instead, whoever fails to pay their league dues on time will be subjected to what I'm going to affectionately dub the "Theon treatment".
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I know there's a 1 round penalty for guys you kept the previous year, but what about a guy I kept and used my first rounder on last year? Does it just stay a first rounder or do I lose him?
As long as you haven't already kept him 3 times, his value will stay at a 1st rounder.
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Tenative Soss Keeps
Antonio Brown (Round 1 2014 draftee, 3rd keep)
Michael Crabtree (Round 6, first keep)
Kirk Cousins (Round Last, FA Pickup, first keep)
Also contemplating Tevin Coleman (Round 10 draftee 2016, first keep) or Mel Gordon Round 2, so any of those 5 items are potentially available for trade offers.
Also I forget how the franchise tag works, can it be applied to any one guy each season, or is it just for guys you've had since their rookie year?
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You can only apply the franchise tag to a player that either had the tag last season or was a rookie last season.
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Also contemplating Crabtree in Round 6, or Mel Gordon Round 2, so any of those 5 items are potentially available for trade offers.
Remember you can only trade a player that you're keeping, so if you want to trade one of those players, you'll have to use a keeper slot on them.
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I'm in. And the Sept 1 date works for me (for now anyway)
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Sept 1 is a Friday, just so everyone knows. We'd likely start drafting around 8pm EST.
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Yes, sorry, hi, I'm here and playing and stuff.
i literally forgot you posted here.
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I can't draft on a Friday night.
And I'm definitely still in.
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Michael Thomas (8th Round)
Derek Carr (13th Round)
Tyreek Hill (16th Round)
Not sure if I want to franchise Thomas or Hill yet. I'll decide by the deadline.
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I can't draft on a Friday night.
That's fine. I'd prefer to not draft on a Friday either.
And I'm definitely still in.
Good to hear.
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Here are my tentative keepers
Le'veon Bell (7th round franchise)
Amari Cooper (1st round)
Dak Prescott (16th round)
Question: I traded for Amari Cooper last year, he was a 2nd rounder. If I want to keep him, it has to be as a 1st rounder, correct?
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I'm in, can't do Sept 1, I'll be in transit to Jamaica
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I am still in for sure.
Anyone have a link to the old league?
Keeping Cooks (5th round franchise) and Matt Ryan (early FA pickup. Not sure if he was drafted and dropped by someone else). I think my other keeper was going to be Jimmy Graham (another FA pickup. No idea on cost).
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I am still in for sure.
Anyone have a link to the old league?
Keeping Cooks (5th round franchise) and Matt Ryan (early FA pickup. Not sure if he was drafted and dropped by someone else). I think my other keeper was going to be Jimmy Graham (another FA pickup. No idea on cost).
when you click the link to the site...change the url from 2017 to 2016. It will give you last year's site.
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when you click the link to the site...change the url from 2017 to 2016. It will give you last year's site.
Can you post the link plz
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Don't really remember who's on my team so at this point my keepers are:
1) LeVeon Bell
2) Derek Carr
3) Robbie Anderson
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Can you post the link plz
www.espn.com
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when you click the link to the site...change the url from 2017 to 2016. It will give you last year's site.
Found it, but not that way. There is a drop down on the league page.
Matt Ryan was undrafted. Graham was 11th round, but picked up in FA during the season. Not exactly sure how that works, so tentatively...
5th Brandin Cooks (franchise)
15th Jimmy Graham
16th Matt Ryan
Cooks is available for trade, because freak the Patriots. Looking for a later round starting WR and an early round pick.
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im still in. weekends are usually a pain for me, but if its 8-9 i can make it work
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I'll continue to suck derriere here.
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Who is replacing IJR?
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Who is replacing IJR?
Is he done participating?
I thought he only relinquished Commish duties.
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Is he done participating?
I thought he only relinquished Commish duties.
I love the guy, but it's kind of shitty that one of the bigger requirements for the league has been participation on the forum itself and he is no longer posting.
If he's coming back when football starts back up, then that's cool too. But it will be hard for a lot of the participants to discuss anything league related with him off the forum.
Talking keepers, the draft, FA pickups, and excrement here on the forum is a big part of this league.
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I love the guy, but it's kind of shitty that one of the bigger requirements for the league has been participation on the forum itself and he is no longer posting.
If he's coming back when football starts back up, then that's cool too. But it will be hard for a lot of the participants to discuss anything league related with him off the forum.
Talking keepers, the draft, FA pickups, and excrement here on the forum is a big part of this league.
maybe he'll come back.
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He'll come back 100%. Just maybe not in time for the fantasy season.
He always comes back.
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Is he done participating?
I thought he only relinquished Commish duties.
He messaged me that he's ambivalent towards coming back and that he knows nothing about the upcoming season so he'd make a pretty shitty owner. Unfortunately, since he's the league owner he can't be removed from the league. For this reason, he's offered to share his account with someone.
The only other option is creating a new league, which I'd prefer to not have to do.
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Pope is the only person on the waiting list for a team.
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Pope is the only person on the waiting list for a team.
And Pope is mad at Jet Offensive because he can't be a racist here or something, so he might not even come back.
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And Pope is mad at Jet Offensive because he can't be a racist here or something, so he might not even come back.
If he doesn't come back IJR's team will become open to anyone who wants it, provided approval from the league.
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And where the hell is JFIF?
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If nobody who actually posts here wants to play I'm sure we aall know a person who would be an active owner. Could work on getting them to post here or join the modern world and make a discord server or something to chat about the league.
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If you need an owner, I can step in...
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let him in
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There we go problem solved. Good excrement casman
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I really was hoping for dcm to step in. The trades would have been epic.
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Starting to look like we might need more than one new owner. JFIF hasn't posted in over a month.
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Starting to look like we might need more than one new owner. JFIF hasn't posted in over a month.
Casman should've been a part of this league anyway.
We should see if Coach K wants to play. The excrement talk between him and MB would be hilarious.
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Casman should've been a part of this league anyway.
We should see if Coach K wants to play. The excrement talk between him and MB would be hilarious.
I'd change my team name to "Welcome to the Krangbang".
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hahaha
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I don't know if I can support casman to be in this league. Not nearly big enough of a d-bag.
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I don't know if I can support casman to be in this league. Not nearly big enough of a d-bag.
I heard he stands and cheers at Jets games.
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I don't know if I can support casman to be in this league. Not nearly big enough of a d-bag.
Veto!!!!
I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
OTHER PHRASES I REPEATEDLY READ AND IGNORE ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!
(seriously how could I not be a member of this board for 4 years and not be a d-bag?)
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Veto!!!!
I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
OTHER PHRASES I REPEATEDLY READ AND IGNORE ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!
(seriously how could I not be a member of this board for 4 years and not be a d-bag?)
Haha. Don't get me wrong, you're a dbag, of the highest order. But this is a league with Puck and MB in it, everything else just pales in comparison. It's tough to keep up.
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Haha. Don't get me wrong, you're a dbag, of the highest order. But this is a league with Puck and MB in it, everything else just pales in comparison. It's tough to keep up.
I follow that Turn on The Jets guy on twitter. I know a thing about douchiness
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I follow that Turn on The Jets guy on twitter. I know a thing about douchiness
Speaking of Twitter, I hate that some skins fan claimed MantanaSoss the moment I changed my Twitter handle to something else -- it's weird to see posts from that name that aren't mine, but we follow each other now.
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tl;dr -- MantanaSoss on twitter isn't me
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On another note, even though I haven't really done much message board stuff (anywhere) lately, I will still make sure to check in this thread every couple days, bc I'm not getting thrown out of this league [again].
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Also I vote for Pope to have a team so that he can finish beneath me at something.
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Also I vote for Pope to have a team so that he can finish beneath me at something.
Unfortunately, i think he fucked off.
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He hadn't made a funny post in a long as time and almost all his posts were trying to be funny/lolracism.
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Did I win yet?
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Did I win yet?
You won the award for biggest dbag
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You won the award for biggest dbag
oh nice...you carry it around for me along with my bags. Thanks.
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Wait when the freak did Soss sneak back in here?
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Wait when the freak did Soss sneak back in here?
He really only posts in here.
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I'll give JFIF a week to post in here before replacing him.
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Everyone's on board with replacing IJR with Casman, right?
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Everyone's on board with replacing IJR with Casman, right?
Yep.
IJR was afforded the courtesy to participate, and he declined.
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Can i get a preview of his roster to see what i am working with?
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Can i get a preview of his roster to see what i am working with?
(https://images.fastcompany.com/upload/toilet-fire.jpg)
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The team is straight fire? Nice
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Hahahah
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Portapotty fire is somehow funnier and more relevant to this website
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welcome aboard friend. eat a bag of dicks you freaking bundle of sticks.
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The team is straight fire? Nice
Important note for this league... If a rookie is drafted, he can be franchised at that round forever. Case in pount, Brandin Cooks is available for trade. If you trade for him, you can keep him as a 5th rounder forever.
I'll take your 3rd round pick and a late round WR starter.
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Case in pount, people in this league will try to fleece you at every perceivable opportunity.
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But don't worry if you get fleeced or even make a possibly not ideal trade the rest of us will bitch and veto it.
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Fleecing in fantasy football? I thought this was a respectable fantasy football league.
And can I at least get an idea of my keeper situation while I have some time this weekend to ponder?
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And can I at least get an idea of my keeper situation while I have some time this weekend to ponder?
Here's a link (http://games.espn.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=55565&teamId=1&seasonId=2016) to IJR's roster.
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Nvm AR took care of it.
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Eh not the worst keepers talent wise. Stats wise might be an issue
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Davante Adams was undrafted. He's a phenomenal keeper. Todd Gurley is currently franchised at a 3rd round level.
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Keeper list so far:
Me
Ezekiel Elliott (1st)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Still waiting on: Mack, Pumbo, UKK, SFD, IATA, JFIF, Casman
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Please copy and paste this list when announcing/editing your keepers from now on.
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Davante Adams was undrafted. He's a phenomenal keeper. Todd Gurley is currently franchised at a 3rd round level.
He should keep Davante and DeVante.
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So looking at my roster and figuring the league rules out, my options are:
QB
Stafford, 13
Rivers, 8
RB
Gurley, 3 (Franchise)
McCoy, 2
Ware, 7
Lewis, 15
WR
Hopkins, 1
Mathews, 8 (keeper last year, one year penalty?)
Adams, 16
Beasley, 16
Parker, 4
Sharpe, 10
TE
Pitta, 16
Miller, 11
Def
NYG, 16
Hou, 12
K
Prater, 16
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Case in pount, people in this league will try to fleece you at every perceivable opportunity.
This is a WR heavy league. Cooks would go in the 3rd if I don't keep him.
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So looking at my roster and figuring the league rules out, my options are:
QB
Stafford, 13
Rivers, 8
RB
Gurley, 3 (Franchise)
McCoy, 2
Ware, 7
Lewis, 15
WR
Hopkins, 1
Mathews, 8 (keeper last year, one year penalty?)
Adams, 16
Beasley, 16
Parker, 4
Sharpe, 10
TE
Pitta, 16
Miller, 11
Def
NYG, 16
Hou, 12
K
Prater, 16
I think you have it right.
That's a rough bench. Keep Gurley for the franchise tag, maybe keep Stafford. You're going to need receivers early and often in the draft.
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This is a WR heavy league. Cooks would go in the 3rd if I don't keep him.
I was joking.
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Just saw my roster, barf
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Draft history... even uglier. Was looking good up until I took John Brown in the 4th and Duke Johnson in the 5th. Ultra cringeworthy move was taking Jay Ajayi in the 8th and cutting him a week before his back to back 200 yard rushing games.
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Keeper list so far:
Andrew Ryan
Ezekiel Elliott (1st)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd - 1st year as keeper)
David Johnson (9th/frachise - 2nd year as keeper)
Isaiah Crowell (10th - 1st year as keeper)
Still waiting on: Pumbo, UKK, SFD, IATA, JFIF, Casman
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Keeper list so far:
Andrew Ryan
Ezekiel Elliott (1st)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd - 1st year as keeper)
David Johnson (9th/frachise - 2nd year as keeper)
Isaiah Crowell (10th - 1st year as keeper)
Casman
Lesean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
Still waiting on: Pumbo, UKK, SFD, IATA, JFIF
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I won't have time, Jumbo can be Capt. I can help every now and again.
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How late do I have to apply a franchise tag?
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How late do I have to apply a franchise tag?
You have until the deadline to announce your keepers, so August 25.
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I won't have time, Jumbo can be Capt. I can help every now and again.
So business as usual?
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I'm scared to remember who my possible keepers even are.
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I'm scared to remember who my possible keepers even are.
I'm scared for you too.
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1) AJ Green
12) Jordy Nelson
16) Quincy Enunwa
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Keeper list in progress:
Me
Ezekiel Elliott (1st)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd - 1st year as keeper)
David Johnson (9th/frachise - 2nd year as keeper)
Isaiah Crowell (10th - 1st year as keeper)
Casman
Lesean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
Quincy Enunwa (16th)
Still waiting on: Pumbo, UKK, IATA, JFIF
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Please copy and paste this list when announcing/editing your keepers from now on.
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1) AJ Green
12) Jordy Nelson
16) Quincy Enunwa
Thanks for following directions.
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RIP JFIF
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Thanks for following directions.
No prob bob
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RIP JFIF
we should probably replace him if we can't wake him up from his cocaine hibernation.
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IATA
Rob Gronkowski(1)
Aaron Rodgers(3,franchise)
Kevin White(14)
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where do i send money to?
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JACKASS
YOU CANT FRANCHISE AARON RODGERS
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You done fucked up, A-a-ron.
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IATA
Rob Gronkowski(1)
Aaron Rodgers(3,franchise)
Kevin White(14)
Thanks for following directions, DICKHEAD.
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Ok. Idk. Someone post the rules for me.
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Ok. Idk. Someone post the rules for me.
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Rule 1: you can't franchise Aaron Rodgers
Rule 2: puck = homo
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Rule 3: veto
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Ok. Idk. Someone post the rules for me.
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Unless a rookie is franchised after their rookie season, no player can be franchised. A franchised player can be kept forever at the same draft position. Franchised players can be traded.
Non franchise players can be kept for 1 draft position higher than the previous years draft position.
Then things get a little fuzzy for me.
A first round keeper can be kept for 3 years as a first rounder.
Once someone hits free agency during the season, they sort of reset over time. That part I am not clear on.
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Ok got it, thanks fen. I wasn't sure if it was 1st year in NFL or 1st year being drafted by you.
IaTA:
Gronk (1)
Rodgers (2)
White (15, franchise)
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Unless a rookie is franchised after their rookie season, no player can be franchised. A franchised player can be kept forever at the same draft position. Franchised players can be traded.
Non franchise players can be kept for 1 draft position higher than the previous years draft position.
Then things get a little fuzzy for me.
A first round keeper can be kept for 3 years as a first rounder.
Once someone hits free agency during the season, they sort of reset over time. That part I am not clear on.
Mostly right. The first time you keep a player that you drafted the year before, you keep him in the same round he was drafted in, then the round escalates each year after that. You can only keep a non-franchised player three times, so if I drafted Aaron Rodgers in the 3rd round, I would keep him for a 3rd round pick in the 1st year, a 2nd in the 2nd, and then a 1st in the 3rd. I could not keep him after that.
Undrafted players can be kept for a final round draft choice (16th round).
If a player is drafted and then released during the season, he will drop a round in keeper value each time that he passes through waivers. Meaning that if I drafted a player in the 8th round and then released him and then he passed through waivers unclaimed twice before someone picked him up, he would then be worth a 10th round pick.
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Keeper list in progress:
AR
Ezekiel Elliott (1st)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/frachise)
Isaiah Crowell (10th)
Casman
Lesean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
Quincy Enunwa (KIA)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (2nd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
Still waiting on: Pumbo, UKK, JFIF
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Please copy and paste this list when announcing/editing your keepers.
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Mostly right. The first time you keep a player that you drafted the year before, you keep him in the same round he was drafted in, then the round escalates each year after that. You can only keep a non-franchised player three times, so if I drafted Aaron Rodgers in the 3rd round, I would keep him for a 3rd round pick in the 1st year, a 2nd in the 2nd, and then a 1st in the 3rd. I could not keep him after that.
Undrafted players can be kept for a final round draft choice (16th round).
If a player is drafted and then released during the season, he will drop a round in keeper value each time that he passes through waivers. Meaning that if I drafted a player in the 8th round and then released him and then he passed through waivers unclaimed twice before someone picked him up, he would then be worth a 10th round pick.
That's why I was confused with Graham. He was someone's keeper and got dropped. I picked him up weeks later. I would be stoked to get him at 15, but I want to play fair.
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I'm going to review the keepers to make sure they all have the right round assigned to them.
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And there goes the only Jets player worth keeping.
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are we replacing JFIF?
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Fook me
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We haven't worked on ironing out a draft time yet, right?
It looked like it got a little conversation early and was shelved in favor of declaring keepers.
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are we replacing JFIF?
No one has volunteered to run his team, yet.
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We haven't worked on ironing out a draft time yet, right?
It looked like it got a little conversation early and was shelved in favor of declaring keepers.
There was an objection to Friday, Sept. 1, so right now it's looking like the 2nd or the 3rd. Does anyone have an objection to either of those dates?
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Does anyone have a preference for either of those two dates?
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Does anyone have a preference for either of those two dates?
I'm good with either date
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I'm going to tentatively set the draft date for Saturday, Sept. 2nd at 8pm EST.
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We can move that if necessary or if there's enough support for a different date/time.
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I am cool with that.
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So do we have anyone in mind for the league or are we just hoping another owner pops up? I know badger likes lurking the thread. Join us!
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So do we have anyone in mind for the league or are we just hoping another owner pops up? I know badger likes lurking the thread. Join us!
At present, no. I've invited Badger, he hasn't responded. I'm open to all suggestions.
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when is the deadline the pay, and what are the paypal details?
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when is the deadline the pay, and what are the paypal details?
The deadline will be the Wednesday before the draft, August 30. The details are the same as last year. I'll send a PM.
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At present, no. I've invited Badger, he hasn't responded. I'm open to all suggestions.
My bad, didn't see it on Tapatalk. I don't think I'd make a good owner at present.
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Coach K and Libero might want in.
dcm would be a freaking hilarious addition to this league.
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dswordz and Shellder Richardson maybe too
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I can't promise in good conscience that I'm going to be a good drafter. I'll be in Jamaica Sept 1-6, no idea what I'll be doing that time and if I would have internet access. I assume Id be at dinner or out. Sorry guys, but I don't want to freak up the draft by auto drafting or not being able to track keepers
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I can't promise in good conscience that I'm going to be a good drafter. I'll be in Jamaica Sept 1-6, no idea what I'll be doing that time and if I would have internet access. I assume Id be at dinner or out. Sorry guys, but I don't want to freak up the draft by auto drafting or not being able to track keepers
I don't see why we can't just move up the draft into August to accommodate everyone.
Preseason is risky, but most the good players are done by the end of August anyway...
Also, you are gay.
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Date/time is great for my west coast derriere. Speaking of asses, Badge would be a great addition.
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I can't promise in good conscience that I'm going to be a good drafter. I'll be in Jamaica Sept 1-6, no idea what I'll be doing that time and if I would have internet access. I assume Id be at dinner or out. Sorry guys, but I don't want to freak up the draft by auto drafting or not being able to track keepers
I missed it last year and went 10-3. The commish can cover your keepers. Just do your draft board.
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The commish can cover your keepers.
Yeah, so we can stop the draft several times again to fix the autodrafted keepers and waste everyone else's time?
Makes plenty of sense...
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I missed it last year and went 10-3. The commish can cover your keepers. Just do your draft board.
No, I can't. If we need to change the draft date to accommodate everyone, we can discuss that.
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Thanks guys. Sorry for being gay.
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No, I can't. If we need to change the draft date to accommodate everyone, we can discuss that.
I'll trade you Bernard Pierce for Zeke.
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I'll trade you Bernard Pierce for Zeke.
Throw in a healthy Ryan Mathews and you have a deal.
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Keeper list in progress:
AR
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (13th)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/frachise)
Isaiah Crowell (10th)
Casman
Lesean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
Quincy Enunwa (KIA)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (2nd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
Still waiting on: Pumbo, UKK, TBD
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Please copy and paste this list when announcing/editing your keepers.
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Anyone interested in acquiring Travis Kelce's rights? 4th Round eligibility.
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Auto draft with no keepers has just as good a shot at winning as anyone else here.
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Auto draft with no keepers has just as good a shot at winning as anyone else here.
Is that why you haven't announced your keepers?
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Is that why you haven't announced your keepers?
Gamesmanship. Also, i didn't immediately see my lineup from last year the ESPN app on my phone amd haven't put more effort in than that.
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Gamesmanship. Also, i didn't immediately see my lineup from last year the ESPN app on my phone amd haven't put more effort in than that.
Here's a link (http://games.espn.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=55565&teamId=3&seasonId=2016) to your roster from last year. Take your time. We still have a couple weeks.
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Everyone should have received dues information in a PM.
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If we're going to move the draft up a week (I'm assuming that not everyone wants to draft on a weeknight) to accommodate SFD, we're going to have to move the deadlines up a week too.
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I'm already doing a draft with actual humans on the 26th so freak you robots that night.
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Why am I getting emails from you fuckers.
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Why am I getting emails from you fuckers.
My bad.
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I definitely cannot do the 26th. I'm going to be in Vegas from the 22nd-26th for work, and I highly doubt I'd be able to make a live draft. I'm tentatively scheduled to fly home the 27th, though I may push that to the 28th so I can get a day to gamble.
I also can't do Wednesday, Aug. 30, since I have two other drafts scheduled that day. Any other day prior to the start of the regular season should be good.
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I definitely cannot do the 26th. I'm going to be in Vegas from the 22nd-26th for work, and I highly doubt I'd be able to make a live draft. I'm tentatively scheduled to fly home the 27th, though I may push that to the 28th so I can get a day to gamble.
So in other words that weekend is out.
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I think the week of the 27th I should be good any night as long as it starts after 8
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If you make it a weeknight, you'll have to cover my keepers. I work until midnight your time.
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we're going to have to move the deadlines up a week too.
That shouldn't be a problem.
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We still need to find a new owner and three teams still need to announce their keepers. If we move the draft up a week, the keeper deadline will become this Friday.
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If you make it a weeknight, you'll have to cover my keepers. I work until midnight your time.
I don't want to make it a weeknight.
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excrement...I almost caved and changed my keepers.
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excrement...I almost caved and changed my keepers.
I'm sure releasing Bell into the pool of draftable players is really tempting.
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If we move the draft to Sunday, August 27, would that be amenable to everyone?
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If we move the draft to Sunday, August 27, would that be amenable to everyone?
I'm good with it
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I'm sure releasing Bell into the pool of draftable players is really tempting.
I was referring to my QBs
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If we move the draft to Sunday, August 27, would that be amenable to everyone?
works for me
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I was referring to my QBs
I figured
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If we move the draft to Sunday, August 27, would that be amenable to everyone?
I'm in
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Sorry I'm late guys. I've been loading up on Steiny inspirational quotes preparing for the season.
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You lover of the older lady...
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Crud, I thought the first couple days of Sept were looking good for everybody.
Literally any day except Sunday, August 27th please. I'd even rather it be the evening of the 31st and skip attending the second preseason game. I would probably end up having to drink myself into caring about the game anyway.
On 8/27 I already have both a 6PM ESPN auction draft for a $150-buyin league and also a $75-buyin Yahoo draft at 8PM (all times Eastern). I'd draft at work or at 3am if I had to, in order to avoid the attack force delta of my 3 money leagues all drafting simultaneously. Hopefully this sounded adequately whiny and pathetic.
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Crud, I thought the first couple days of Sept were looking good for everybody.
Literally any day except Sunday, August 27th please. I'd even rather it be the evening of the 31st and skip attending the second preseason game. I would probably end up having to drink myself into caring about the game anyway.
On 8/27 I already have both a 6PM ESPN auction draft for a $150-buyin league and also a $75-buyin Yahoo draft at 8PM (all times Eastern). I'd draft at work or at 3am if I had to, in order to avoid the attack force delta of my 3 money leagues all drafting simultaneously. Hopefully this sounded adequately whiny and pathetic.
maybe you can change your other 2 draft times.
#problemsolver
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Right now, it looks like there's going to be a conflict no matter what.
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I think my keepers will be Larry Fitz, Cameron Meredith and Lamar Miller. I'll check rounds and excrement and update the list soon. Just wanted to make sure I posted something in case I forget a few more days.
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I'm moving the keeper deadline up to this Saturday at midnight. I'll draw the draft order on Sunday.
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Cam Newton is available for trade. I kept him as a 9th rounder last year (first time keeper).
Bernard Pierce need not apply, AR.
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Veto
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I'm franchising Michael Thomas.
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Keeper list in progress:
AR
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (13th)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th/franchise)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/franchise)
Isaiah Crowell (11th)
Casman
LeSean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (3rd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
UKK
Lamar Miller (4th)
Cameron Meredith (16th)
Pumbo
Julio Jones (1st)
Mike Evans (2nd)
Jay Ajayi (8th)
Still waiting on: JFIF
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Please copy and paste this list when announcing/editing your keepers.
The deadline is today at midnight.
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Keepers:
Julio Jones (1st)
Mike Evans (2nd)
Jay Ajayi (8th, I think)
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I'm moving the deadline to pay dues up to Thursday, the 24th. That gives everyone who hasn't paid a week.
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Soss hasn't responded to my PM's, so for now I'm leaving the draft on the 27th.
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Soss only shows up the complain.
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I updated the keeper list. Rounds should be correct now.
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Hey, thanks for doing ym excrement for me. My work week ends later today and was going to get on it but you are a swell guy.
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Last day to post/modify keepers.
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JFIF hasn't been online in 3 days. I'm not about to pick his keepers for him.
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JFIF hasn't been online in 3 days. I'm not about to pick his keepers for him.
He just won't get any if he doesn't post them.
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Is draft order determined tomorrow? Via weighted lottery?
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Is draft order determined tomorrow? Via weighted lottery?
Yes
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Looks like someone's going to have Beckham fall into his lap tomorrow.
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He's been in this league for awhile now. Just pick 3 keepers for him and do it that way. That's horseshit to do to him.
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That's horseshit to do to him.
Not being able accomplish something this simple with over a month to get it done is horseshit.
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I sent him several PMs and emails reminding him that the deadline to post keepers was last night. I didn't receive one response.
His complete lack of responsiveness is inexcusable.
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I might be more sympathetic if I knew why he wasn't responding, but he hasn't given any reason.
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I'm going to use this site to determine the draft order: www.draftpicklottery.com/index.php
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I don't care, we're all friends here and that's horseshit to do to a friend. Also, it's a $40 freaking league for fun. If we're going to be freaking a guy over for $40, I am out, find someone else if that's the kind of crap that we're going to be doing. I would take that stand with any one of you guys, and have.
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I'm not trying to be a dick about this. What's the point of having deadlines if people can't follow them (or at least give a reason why they can't)? Everyone knew about last night's deadline long in advance.
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At this point, I really don't want to have to look for another owner with the draft a week away, so if I have to pick JFIF's keepers for him, I'll do that.
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I don't care, we're all friends here and that's horseshit to do to a friend. Also, it's a $40 freaking league for fun. If we're going to be freaking a guy over for $40, I am out, find someone else if that's the kind of crap that we're going to be doing. I would take that stand with any one of you guys, and have.
It's always silly when you do this over excrement that has been well known by whoever fucked up. Yeah, it's a fun league but we need to have some order to it. All the rules can't be rules until someone doesn't follow them and puck flips out.
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I'm assuming that the league is fucked until further notice.
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Can we just get to the freaking draft order?
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These are last year's final standings:
1. MB
2. Fenwyr
3. AR
4. Mack
5. Mr. E
6. Puck
7. UKK
8. SFD
9. IATA
10. JFIF
11. Soss
12. IJR
And here are the number of lotto balls each team has going into the lottery:
Casman - 12
Soss - 11
JFIF - 10
IATA - 9
SFD - 8
UKK - 7
Puck - 6
Mr. E - 5
Mack - 4
AR - 3
Fenwyr - 2
MB - 1
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If I message him on FB how long are you willing to give him to respond?
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If I message him on FB how long are you willing to give him to respond?
30 seconds
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If I message him on FB how long are you willing to give him to respond?
I'll give him to the end of today.
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The draft order:
1. JFIF
2. UKK
3. Casman
4. SFD
5. Puck
6. Soss
7. IATA
8. MB
9. AR
10. Mr. E
11. Fenwyr
12. Mack
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And of course JFIF ended up with the #1 pick.
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Oh excrement, I finally get luck on the draft order at least.
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Message sent
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Message sent
Thanks
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Everyone now has between now and an hour before the draft to trade picks/keepers.
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Final keeper list (barring a last minute entry from JFIF):
AR
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (13th)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th/franchise)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/franchise)
Isaiah Crowell (11th)
Casman
LeSean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (3rd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
UKK
Lamar Miller (4th)
Cameron Meredith (16th)
Pumbo
Julio Jones (1st)
Mike Evans (2nd)
Jay Ajayi (8th)
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Please begin removing these players from your draft boards.
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AR is right, puck...deadlines protect the integrity of the league. Nobody is freaking anybody over...we all know the rules.
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I would say if he does not reply, assign him his keepers, but add a round penalty to all of them. He still gets a penalty, but it also prevents one of us getting a super team taking OBJ in round one
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He's going to get OBJ either way because he has the first pick.
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At this point, I'm more concerned about him showing up to the draft. He's posted once in the past two months.
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It's always silly when you do this over excrement that has been well known by whoever fucked up. Yeah, it's a fun league but we need to have some order to it. All the rules can't be rules until someone doesn't follow them and puck flips out.
Flip out? What rules do I flip out for other than standing up for individuals who may or may not have this place as a priority? Go ahead list them.
Sure go ahead freak JFIF, see if he stays in the league or gives his money. I wouldn't. I don't even have time for the league, like none but I am doing it so as not to freak anyone over. I should have just said screw it and left.
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I should have just said screw it and left.
lol
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I'm beginning to wonder how long JFIF has been sleeping with Puck.
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I'm beginning to wonder how long JFIF has been sleeping with Puck.
We lived probably ten miles from one another and never met.
Funny when they were about to dump you for the same reason, I stuck up for you. Let's not mention that. I would do that for anyone but Heismanberg, even though he needs all the help he can get in this league.
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Flip out? What rules do I flip out for other than standing up for individuals who may or may not have this place as a priority? Go ahead list them.
Sure go ahead freak JFIF, see if he stays in the league or gives his money. I wouldn't. I don't even have time for the league, like none but I am doing it so as not to freak anyone over. I should have just said screw it and left.
Sure does sound like you're flipping out.
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Sure does sound like you're flipping out.
Nah I just went to Cici's, like an idiot.
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Flip out? What rules do I flip out for other than standing up for individuals who may or may not have this place as a priority? Go ahead list them.
Sure go ahead freak JFIF, see if he stays in the league or gives his money. I wouldn't. I don't even have time for the league, like none but I am doing it so as not to freak anyone over. I should have just said screw it and left.
lol, I really don't care if he gets keepers or not. He likely isn't going to be an active owner even if he manages to draft. We should have replaced him like 2 weeks ago but I guess nobody wants to play with us. .
You're definitely flipping out though.
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lol, I really don't care if he gets keepers or not. He likely isn't going to be an active owner even if he manages to draft. We should have replaced him like 2 weeks ago but I guess nobody wants to play with us. .
You're definitely flipping out though.
meh
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Sorry guys, didn't see the keeper deadline. When season gets started I'll be fine. Since when have I been a negligent fantasy football player in season? Thanks Puck and AR for having my back.
Jarvis Landry (14th)
ODB (9th)
Mike Gillislee (16th)
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Sorry guys, didn't see the keeper deadline. When season gets started I'll be fine. Since when have I been a negligent fantasy football player in season? Thanks Puck and AR for having my back.
Jarvis Landry (14th)
ODB (9th)
Mike Gillislee (16th)
Veto
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Sorry, I was under the weather and off-grid entirely Fri-Sun (as opposed to just off-here), had I been around to see the email notification of the PM(s), I would have popped in.
But anyway, the PMs were asking me things I'd clearly answered already: any day that isn't 8/27 is better, but if we're married to that date, a time that doesn't overlap my already-overlapping 6PM and 8PM drafts would be highly preferable.
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Sorry, I was under the weather and off-grid entirely Fri-Sun (as opposed to just off-here), had I been around to see the email notification of the PM(s), I would have popped in.
I PMed you last Tuesday.
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I see what happened - Gmail started moving my PM notifications to spam a few weeks ago.
This problem should be fixed going forward, but PM is probably the least effective means to try to get me, even more so than a post in this thread. Other than an email, the only notification is a little digit in the top corner.
I caught this via ESPN's message function you used, so that's fine.
Edit: PMs go to the primary section of my gmail now, so they'll be fine.
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I'm fine with drafting earlier in the day on Sunday. I'll leave it to everyone else to say whether or not they're on board.
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I'm fine with drafting earlier in the day on Sunday. I'll leave it to everyone else to say whether or not they're on board.
I'm in
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I can't make Sunday, not sure about Puck
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I can't make Sunday, not sure about Puck
veto
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I can't make Sunday, not sure about Puck
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the arrangement was that Puck drafts while you manage the team during the season.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the arrangement was that Puck drafts while you manage the team during the season.
Yeah but he's pretty busy rn
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Yeah but he's pretty busy rn
you are wrong
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you are wrong
actually, he's not . I prefer the draft later, I don't want an early draft on Sunday.....I have stuff to do.
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actually, he's not . I prefer the draft later, I don't want an early draft on Sunday.....I have stuff to do.
you are wrong
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I thought the arrangement was puck plays with Jumbo's dong while he drafts
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What about having the draft on Monday night?
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Keeper list:
AR
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (13th)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th/franchise)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/franchise)
Isaiah Crowell (11th)
Casman
LeSean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (3rd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
UKK
Lamar Miller (4th)
Cameron Meredith (16th)
Pumbo
Julio Jones (1st)
Mike Evans (2nd)
Jay Ajayi (8th)
JFIF:
Odell Beckham (9th)
Jarvis Landry (14th)
Mike Gilislee (16th)
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Please remove these players from your draft boards.
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So far three people have paid me their dues. That leaves eight more. The deadline is Thursday.
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Broncos waived RB Bernard Pierce.
End of an era.
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So far three people have paid me their dues. That leaves eight more. The deadline is Thursday.
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I got it. Thanks.
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Edit: PMs go to the primary section of my gmail now, so they'll be fine.
Don't assume that that's the case. I find that despite my adding it to my Safe Senders list, I still sometimes get PM notifications sent to Spam.
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What about having the draft on Monday night?
That works for me better.
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actually, he's not . I prefer the draft later, I don't want an early draft on Sunday.....I have stuff to do.
International man of intrigue.
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6. also days are not an option for this guy. nights baby.nightssssssss
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If no one objects, I'll move the draft to 8pm EST on Monday.
Hopefully that doesn't interfere with anyone's work.
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Whatever gets all you snowflakes available.
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just schedule it for 3AM on a Thursday.
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6. also days are not an option for this guy. nights baby.nightssssssss
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I can't wait to beat you guys again this year, with a losing record.
#gamesmanship
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If no one objects, I'll move the draft to 8pm EST on Monday.
Hopefully that doesn't interfere with anyone's work.
No good for me. If you pushed it to 9, I could swing it.
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No good for me. If you pushed it to 9, I could swing it.
I was already thinking about moving it to 9. 9 it is.
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You fucks better pick fast. I have to be up at 5 the next morning.
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You fucks better pick fast. I have to be up at 5 the next morning.
Same
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I'll move the deadline to pay dues to Friday since the draft has been moved back a day.
Four people left.
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As I mentioned pages ago, I get home at midnight your time during the week.
If the manager can cover my picks in the 5th, 15th, and 16th, I guess I don't mind autodrafting the rest.
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Unless ESPN gets its excrement together, we should switch to Yahoo next year. They actually, you know, support keeper leagues.
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Unless ESPN gets its excrement together, we should switch to Yahoo next year. They actually, you know, support keeper leagues.
Every year we say this and we always just end up with ESPN again. It's so annoying because my other league uses ESPN's offline draft program and it let's you put everyone's keepers in ahead of time.
I'm sure someone will be a bitch about switching the whole league to Yahoo right now but we really should.do the draft on there since we obviously aren't going to have everyone shown up.
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I'm sure someone will be a bitch about switching the whole league to Yahoo right now
I will be a bitch about switching the whole league to Yahoo right now.
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Unless ESPN gets its excrement together, we should switch to Yahoo next year. They actually, you know, support keeper leagues.
I don't have any problem with this. We'll likely need to create a new league anyway, since IJR is needed to reactivate this one.
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I've created a draft poll: http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=3751.0
Please respond ASAP
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Still waiting on dues from JFIF, Fenwyr, and Puck.
Two days left.
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Money going to usual place?
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he sent a pm out the other day with the email, check your messages
we doing this on yahoo?
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he sent a pm out the other day with the email, check your messages
we doing this on yahoo?
it's staying on ESPN for this season.
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Bleh
Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk
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he sent a pm out the other day with the email, check your messages
we doing this on yahoo?
Sent.
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it's staying on ESPN for this season.
Since we're pushing the draft back to next weekend, I'm going to take a look at setting the league up on Yahoo tomorrow.
So it's not set in stone yet.
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Since we're pushing the draft back to next weekend, I'm going to take a look at setting the league up on Yahoo tomorrow.
So it's not set in stone yet.
okie dokie
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I actually have an entire night to myself tonight so I can check it out if you want.
Makes more sense than ever since we know someone we won't have everyone and someone always drafts a keeper.
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I actually have an entire night to myself tonight so I can check it out if you want.
Go for it
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Badger, if you see this, can you tell JFIF that he needs to pay his freaking dues?
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Make a yahoo account and sign up. I'll give AR the league when he is ready for it. If you know any rule changes I can make right now i'll change them.
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/1096170/invitation?key=292a3c338a23e158&ikey=19289fed9bbe2c72
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Nice work. I just joined.
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I'm probably just missing it but I can't see where I can change the draft order or input keepers at the moment.
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I'm probably just missing it but I can't see where I can change the draft order or input keepers at the moment.
That's what I was going to ask you about.
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Oh, I found it but I give you commish powers already. click on the draft tab and it brings you to the draft settings page.
doesn't matter much until everyone is signed up anyway.
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Badger, if you see this, can you tell JFIF that he needs to pay his freaking dues?
Passed along the message.
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Passed along the message.
Happen to pass along that sign up link?
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Joined
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It added itself to my yahoo fantasy app automagically.
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In theory, the commish can start assigning keepers with the appropriate round to each team. They are on your team before the draft, you just get skipped at that pick.
If you run into any snags, I can ask my cousin, assuming eastern Texas is still there tomorrow.
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Looks like it should be easy enough to do when all the teams are ready. Yesterday when I was looking at it we only had two and some draft options weren't available.
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joined
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For the stragglers to see easier.
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/1096170/invitation?key=292a3c338a23e158&ikey=19289fed9bbe2c72
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You can't start assigning keepers until the league is full.
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I'm really not a fan of the Yahoo interface.
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8 in. 4 to go
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I'm really not a fan of the Yahoo interface.
I am
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I'm really not a fan of the Yahoo interface.
It's different. I almost feel like it was better a few years ago when I had a league on there.
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Just a tip based on something I myself have fucked up in the past as a Yahoo keeper commish:
If the keeper system works the same as football, you'll definitely want to manually input the keepers into their proper rounds.
Normally when there's a longer pre-season, owners have time to set and lock in their own keepers. Once that's done and you click to "okay" them, it looks like everything's set, but nothing counts until the commish manually assigns each keeper to where he should go each round.
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I like the ESPN layout/system/interface much more than Yahoo's, but the latter does have some advantages in pre-draft keeper control.
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I like the ESPN layout/system/interface much more than Yahoo's, but the latter does have some advantages in pre-draft keeper control.
The fact that you can assign keepers to specific rounds before the draft is about the only thing that I like better about Yahoo.
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I was considering the possibility that we could draft on Yahoo before importing everyone's rosters to ESPN. I know others have done this for the same reason.
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who hasn't joined yet?
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I was considering the possibility that we could draft on Yahoo before importing everyone's rosters to ESPN. I know others have done this for the same reason.
stop overthinking everything
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stop overthinking everything
you like yahoo, of course you would say that
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Whatever. If you guys want to play on Yahoo, I'm cool with that.
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you like yahoo, of course you would say that
dude...i was fine with ESPN.
Your indecisiveness is what's annoying.
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JFIF, Mack, and Puck still need to join.
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If it's terrible we can just do the draft on Yahoo so keepers don't get fucked and move to ESPN. I'll help transfer.
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If it's terrible we can just do the draft on Yahoo so keepers don't get fucked and move to ESPN. I'll help transfer.
Stop being so indecisive.
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dude...i was fine with ESPN.
good work, fellas. I hated ESPN from the beginning. This league originated as a yahoo league, then IJR moved it.
XO,
MBGreen
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and?
If i had real problem with ESPN, i would've left the league 6 years ago. I prefer Yahoo, but using ESPN wasn't an issue.
Just make a freaking decision and stick with it...instead of acting like an indecisive broad.
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I've decided to keep the league at ESPN for this year. The draft will be a week from tomorrow at 8pm EST. If you're at all concerned that you won't be able to attend the draft, it is imperative that you drop all keepers off your draft board. If you are unable to attend the draft, I will draft your keepers for you.
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Keeper list:
AR
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (13th)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (16th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th/franchise)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (15th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/franchise)
Isaiah Crowell (11th)
Casman
LeSean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (3rd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
UKK
Lamar Miller (4th)
Cameron Meredith (16th)
Pumbo
Julio Jones (1st)
Mike Evans (2nd)
Jay Ajayi (8th)
JFIF:
Odell Beckham (9th)
Jarvis Landry (14th)
Mike Gilislee (16th)
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Looks like we're going to have another revision. Sorry, UKK.
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lol, I don't even have anyone remotely worth keeping I don't think.
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lol, I don't even have anyone remotely worth keeping I don't think.
Zach Ertz and Tyrell Williams ain't bad. Doug Baldwin can be kept for a 2nd.
I'll let you keep two if no one objects.
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lol, I don't even have anyone remotely worth keeping I don't think.
you have nothing to lose by keeping another player, just pick a guy.
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Zach Ertz and Tyrell Williams ain't bad. Doug Baldwin can be kept for a 2nd.
I'll let you keep two if no one objects.
Veto
I am cool with whatever but he should keep three.
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Baldwin and ertz
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Baldwin and ertz
You got it.
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Keeper list:
AR
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (13th)
Jordan Howard (14th)
Soss
Antonio Brown (1st)
Michael Crabtree (6th)
Kirk Cousins (14th)
Heismanberg
Michael Thomas (8th/franchise)
Derek Carr (13th)
Tyreek Hill (16th)
MB
Amari Cooper (1st)
Le'Veon Bell (7th/franchise)
Dak Prescott (16th)
Fenwyr
Brandin Cooks (5th/franchise)
Jimmy Graham (14th)
Matt Ryan (16th)
Derek Smalls
T.Y. Hilton (2nd)
David Johnson (9th/franchise)
Isaiah Crowell (11th)
Casman
LeSean McCoy (2nd)
Todd Gurley (3rd/franchise)
Davante Adams (16th)
SFD
A.J. Green (1st)
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (12th)
IATA
Rob Gronkowski (1st)
Aaron Rodgers (3rd)
Kevin White (15th/franchise)
UKK
Doug Baldwin (2nd)
Lamar Miller (4th)
Zach Ertz (12th)
Pumbo
Julio Jones (1st)
Mike Evans (2nd)
Jay Ajayi (8th)
JFIF:
Odell Beckham (9th)
Jarvis Landry (14th)
Mike Gilislee (16th)
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Please remove these players from your draft boards.
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Cool thanks
Also freak you guys
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My team is going to stink
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I just sent everyone a PM asking you to let me know when you've removed all the keepers from your draft board. I only need a brief response. You can say "done" and that's enough.
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Were people writing 3-page essays responding to your message?
In other news, I'll do it tomorrow.
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I'm going to write him a detailed message of everything that happens while I remove them during my lunch break.
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I sent a photo of the dump I just took
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Were people writing 3-page essays responding to your message?
Someone sent me a haiku.
In other news, I'll do it tomorrow.
Thanks
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I'm going to write him a detailed message of everything that happens while I remove them during my lunch break.
You're never going to get that masturbation time back.
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I sent a photo of the dump I just took
It was impressive.
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I'm taking care of mine shortly.
To be perfectly clear, the draft is at 8pm est, 5pm pst tomorrow. Yes?
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I'm taking care of mine shortly.
To be perfectly clear, the draft is at 8pm est, 5pm pst tomorrow. Yes?
Correct.
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Keepers removed. Draft board set.
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Are you ready for the balls and foots
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Draft is on both Yahoo and ESPN, right?
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Draft is on both Yahoo and ESPN, right?
No, it's on ESPN.
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I guess that was a bad joke...
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I guess that was a bad joke...
No, it was fine. I've been asked some pretty dumb questions, so that's why the joke went over my head.
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No, it was fine. I've been asked some pretty dumb questions, so that's why the joke went over my head.
You need to list the questions, so we can play name the schmuck that asked it.
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I really like my team which means they're going to blow out all their knees week 3
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I need a shower
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Fenwyr, no one drafted Matt Ryan. The reason you couldn't see him is because you needed to draft your kicker before the last round.
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Thanks for running the draft, AR.
I still can't believe some of you monkeys can't get your excrement together.
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Thank you for fixing.
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lets do this on yahoo next year.
im not hating my team, but falling to plan is planning to fail and i live with it. i'll be OK, i think...
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Just noticed it is -1000 for a missed PAT...
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Just noticed it is -1000 for a missed PAT...
Is that why all the kicker projections are fucked?
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Is that why all the kicker projections are fucked?
Gotta be. I just assumed it was intentional when I saw it.
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Just noticed it is -1000 for a missed PAT...
Is MB running the league again, when he made it 500 points per sack when he glommed the most sack happy defense?
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I kinda wish nobody noticed that until the first missed PAT this season.
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Is MB running the league again, when he made it 500 points per sack when he glommed the most sack happy defense?
ahhh the good ol days
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From now on...set your boards in advance, it literally takes 5 mins.
If you can't handle a task that simple, then get the freak out. AR shouldn't have had to deal with that clusterfuck last night.
Before any of the offenders respond...i don't give a excrement about your excuses, because there are none.
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Does he really think we let our hat talk to us like that?
Kidding aside, I was present and had my board set. I still screwed up at the end. ESPN is the worst interface for keeper leagues. We saw it clearly last night, and we will move on.
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That extension someone mentioned doesn't seem to exist so yeah Yahoo for the draft at the very least. That alone would.hsve fixed the entire draft. Even idiots can't mess up if they don't have to do anything.
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Even idiots can't mess up if they don't have to do anything.
For some reason this made my day.
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I don't even get a kicker until tomorrow morning. I need to stop drinking so much during friars drafts. My geriatric derriere team is coming for you all.
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I'm about to realign the divisions and fix the schedule.
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SFD and Fenwyr are scheduled to play each other 3 times. I'll fix that tonight. Aside from that, the schedule should be okay.
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I'm still deciding how to resolve the Soss/SFD debacle.
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While thoroughly apologetic for my tardiness (and tard-ness, I should have set my lineup but I didn't even consider the possibility that I'd miss the draft), I do think not getting a second round pick is a crippling penalty for causing maybe 3-5 minutes of holdup, especially when the no-show caused more like 20-30 min, and faces no penalty as things stand.
For what it's worth, I would much rather pay penance monetarily and then be able to compete I would've drafted. IE I already offered AR to match my buyin, in exchange for getting my second rounder back (which was assigned as McCaffrey, before taken away and given to the no-show)
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Did I win yet?
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Did I win yet?
I essentially had to draft your team for you because you didn't remove keepers from your pre-draft rankings.
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While thoroughly apologetic for my tardiness (and tard-ness, I should have set my lineup but I didn't even consider the possibility that I'd miss the draft)
While I appreciate your apology, you should have removed keepers from your rankings, regardless. The fact that you didn't, despite being in this league for years and receiving multiple reminders, is inexcusable.
I do think not getting a second round pick is a crippling penalty for causing maybe 3-5 minutes of holdup, especially when the no-show caused more like 20-30 min, and faces no penalty as things stand.
You have said this repeatedly. You don't need to keep saying it.
For what it's worth, I would much rather pay penance monetarily and then be able to compete I would've drafted. IE I already offered AR to match my buyin, in exchange for getting my second rounder back (which was assigned as McCaffrey, before taken away and given to the no-show)
Your thoughts on this matter have been well established. I don't intend on leaving you high and dry.
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I essentially had to draft your team for you because you didn't remove keepers from your pre-draft rankings.
I wouldn't blame you for sabotaging my team for that reason lol.
I got locked out of my ESPN account with seemingly no way to get back in through my phone. Also I haven't had internet most of the weekend. Also was out in the freaking jungle when you guys were drafting. Jah bless
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I wouldn't blame you for sabotaging my team for that reason lol.
I got locked out of my ESPN account with seemingly no way to get back in through my phone. Also I haven't had internet most of the weekend. Also was out in the freaking jungle when you guys were drafting. Jah bless
you are a bum
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you are a bum
What does that make you when I whoop ya derriere
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I wouldn't blame you for sabotaging my team for that reason lol.
I got locked out of my ESPN account with seemingly no way to get back in through my phone. Also I haven't had internet most of the weekend. Also was out in the freaking jungle when you guys were drafting. Jah bless
gfy
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What does that make you when I whoop ya derriere
still the reigning champion?
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still the reigning champion?
I wasn't trying last year
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I wasn't trying last year
me neither
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me neither
Didn't you win with like a .500 record?
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I just sent Soss my offer to settle this thing. Hopefully he got it. I typed bitch into the to field.
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Didn't you win with like a .500 record?
nope...i was 6-7
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nope...i was 6-7
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
you survived okay
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You have said this repeatedly. You don't need to keep saying it.
Your thoughts on this matter have been well established. I don't intend on leaving you high and dry.
Yes, I know much of that was well established between the two of us, I was summarizing a bit for the league at large, due to the discussion moving into the thread.
And I accepted/funded the offer. I'm more interested in competition and bragging rights than the net financial result of fantasy football, so I'm good with taking the cash hit to compete on a roughly level playing field. Now only my terrible improvised draft will hold me back (how were all the RBs gone almost instantly?!)
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Yes, I know much of that was well established between the two of us, I was summarizing a bit for the league at large, due to the discussion moving into the thread.
And I accepted/funded the offer. I'm more interested in competition and bragging rights than the net financial result of fantasy football, so I'm good with taking the cash hit to compete on a roughly level playing field. Now only my terrible improvised draft will hold me back (how were all the RBs gone almost instantly?!)
if you were interested in competition and bragging rights, you wouldn't have been enthralled with Neville Longbottom on Sunday night
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you survived okay
I am 1 of 3.
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You should make the 2 dickheads that made the draft unbearable have to play the first and second place team every week as punishment.
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Yeah, freak those dickheads
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if you were interested in competition and bragging rights, you wouldn't have been enthralled with Neville Longbottom on Sunday night
Explain
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Explain
Soss forgot about the draft because he was watching the Harry Potter marathon on Sunday night.
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Yeah, freak those dickheads
Exactly
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lol yeah that made me not care what happens with this. Thanks for not lying but next time lie.
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lol yeah that made me not care what happens with this. Thanks for not lying but next time lie.
I can't tell if you're responding to something/someone else, or you're saying that ~3 minutes of inconvenience i caused by missing a round and a half was enough to crush your competitive spirit.
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Soss forgot about the draft because he was watching the Harry Potter marathon on Sunday night.
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Lmaooooooo
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hahahaha
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I can't tell if you're responding to something/someone else, or you're saying that ~3 minutes of inconvenience i caused by missing a round and a half was enough to crush your competitive spirit.
Please stop, in already tired of your whole approach to things. You want a freaking cookie because you admitted you fucked up. If I couldn't take 5 minutes to remove keepers and then couldn't bother to look at a clock or set an alarm on my phone I sure as freak wouldn't be trying act holier than thou. I'm out if this dude is allowed to be a ghost all year then show up to bitch about everything next year.
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Yeah, freak those dickheads
But really, you know your not gonna remove keepers and make exactly 0 effort to tell someone.
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But really, you know your not gonna remove keepers and make exactly 0 effort to tell someone.
I was planning on it. Couldn't. Didn't have internet for days at a time. Still haven't gotten back into my ESPN account. I feel like you knew that already though.
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Idk what to tell you guys, I log into my account and it doesn't have a team assigned to my account. Anyone mind telling me what email it has assigned to me in our league?
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Please stop, in already tired of your whole approach to things. You want a freaking cookie because you admitted you fucked up. If I couldn't take 5 minutes to remove keepers and then couldn't bother to look at a clock or set an alarm on my phone I sure as freak wouldn't be trying act holier than thou. I'm out if this dude is allowed to be a ghost all year then show up to bitch about everything next year.
i wouldn't mind a cookie.
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Idk what to tell you guys, I log into my account and it doesn't have a team assigned to my account. Anyone mind telling me what email it has assigned to me in our league?
Yes
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Idk what to tell you guys, I log into my account and it doesn't have a team assigned to my account. Anyone mind telling me what email it has assigned to me in our league?
your email is hidden.
BTW...you might want to login soon, your roster is a mess....and week 1 starts tonight. I think your boy Tom Brady is starting for your team.
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your email is hidden.
BTW...you might want to login soon, your roster is a mess....and week 1 starts tonight. I think your boy Tom Brady is starting for your team.
Are you freaking with me? I would rather drop him than try and win with that bundle of sticks
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Are you freaking with me? I would rather drop him than try and win with that bundle of sticks
let me put it this way...i wish your dumpster fire team was in my division.
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AR, can you see my email? Or if you have the ability to transfer my team ownership to a different email/account I can log into I'm assuming that would work too
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AR, can you see my email? Or if you have the ability to transfer my rooster to your derriere that works too.
FYP
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Please stop, in already tired of your whole approach to things. You want a freaking cookie because you admitted you fucked up. If I couldn't take 5 minutes to remove keepers and then couldn't bother to look at a clock or set an alarm on my phone I sure as freak wouldn't be trying act holier than thou. I'm out if this dude is allowed to be a ghost all year then show up to bitch about everything next year.
You've got me cornered here, I'm an poopchute if I flip out and call you a moron / I'm an poopchute if I'm apologetic and deferential. I'll try to take the middle ground and let you educate me, because I honestly have no idea where you're coming from. I know you -- I know you're not an idiot -- do me the favor and help me out with this one.
I didn't/don't want cookies or recognition for excrement. Apologetic tone is more or less standard operation procedure for me, because I'm generally an easily guilted person (ie a people-pleasing hoo-ha).
I've scanned the thread and honestly can't tell what I said that came off as "holier" than anybody -- if trying to negotiate a penalty that left me with enough of a roster to bother participating came off as bitchy, well, I dunno what to tell you. Had the rosters been settled beforehand, you probably wouldn't have heard a peep out of me.
Explain something to me: How would you have handled yourself better? I'm honestly asking. The situation is: it's post-draft, despite showing up in the second round and not messing up any other picks, your penalty was losing that second rounder, meanwhile the guy who missed all 16 picks is showing a full roster, which was actually very well-drafted by the commish. Even ignoring the "fairness" there, it's no benefit to the league if you've given up competing/participating by week 5 due to a porous roster getting killed every week. What would you have done at that point? -- What I did was go for two objectives: own up to a fuckup because I hate when other's don't, and try to sort out the rosters. The result was win-win for everyone I think: I get the roster I drafted and will get to see how I fare, and the league gets a 13th buy-in to pad the pot. Would it really have made a difference to you if I claimed "I was stuck in traffic" or "a powerline is down in my neighborhood and my internet was off"?
Feeling like the matter was solidly resolved, I was annoyed to see your post ("lol yeah that made me not care what happens with this. Thanks for not lying but next time lie.") That basically reads: "you ruined this fantasy football league for me by not having a better excuse to be 10 minutes late." That comes off as so ridiculous to me that I can't rationalize it without one of us badly misunderstanding something.
And that last line of your post I'm quoting has me in another box -- seems like I'm damned if I post here, damned if I don't. I guess if having been late to the draft means that the same questions, complaints, trashtalk, etc that everyone else posts is going to be singled out every time as "you have no right to speak", then I should probably be replaced next year.
To everyone else: please feel to label this post a giant block of excrement that nobody wants to read and continue about your business.
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fart
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So my team is straight fire?
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Also, the -1000 per PAT hasn't been fixed yet. Or is it too late to?
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Also, the -1000 per PAT hasn't been fixed yet. Or is it too late to?
Shut the freak up.
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Shut the freak up.
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I'm in, y'all bitches are toast. Thanks to AR for putting up with my incompetent derriere. freak all the rest of you. Especially Soss
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Tom Brady goes down tonight. Sweep the knee, KC.
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Check your lineups. Hurricane and stuff.
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Tom Brady goes down tonight. Sweep the knee, KC.
9-year anniversary
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9-year anniversary
And who woulda guessed back then that the fucker would still be at it 9 years later.
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9-year anniversary
i was initially thinking this was in reference to drew bledsoe going down lol, then i realized, that was sometime around 2001?
that means we've had to put up with tom brady for damn near 2 decades.
chad took the division from him in 2002
my boy chad
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You've got me cornered here, I'm an poopchute if I flip out and call you a moron / I'm an poopchute if I'm apologetic and deferential. I'll try to take the middle ground and let you educate me, because I honestly have no idea where you're coming from. I know you -- I know you're not an idiot -- do me the favor and help me out with this one.
I didn't/don't want cookies or recognition for excrement. Apologetic tone is more or less standard operation procedure for me, because I'm generally an easily guilted person (ie a people-pleasing hoo-ha).
I've scanned the thread and honestly can't tell what I said that came off as "holier" than anybody -- if trying to negotiate a penalty that left me with enough of a roster to bother participating came off as bitchy, well, I dunno what to tell you. Had the rosters been settled beforehand, you probably wouldn't have heard a peep out of me.
Explain something to me: How would you have handled yourself better? I'm honestly asking. The situation is: it's post-draft, despite showing up in the second round and not messing up any other picks, your penalty was losing that second rounder, meanwhile the guy who missed all 16 picks is showing a full roster, which was actually very well-drafted by the commish. Even ignoring the "fairness" there, it's no benefit to the league if you've given up competing/participating by week 5 due to a porous roster getting killed every week. What would you have done at that point? -- What I did was go for two objectives: own up to a fuckup because I hate when other's don't, and try to sort out the rosters. The result was win-win for everyone I think: I get the roster I drafted and will get to see how I fare, and the league gets a 13th buy-in to pad the pot. Would it really have made a difference to you if I claimed "I was stuck in traffic" or "a powerline is down in my neighborhood and my internet was off"?
Feeling like the matter was solidly resolved, I was annoyed to see your post ("lol yeah that made me not care what happens with this. Thanks for not lying but next time lie.") That basically reads: "you ruined this fantasy football league for me by not having a better excuse to be 10 minutes late." That comes off as so ridiculous to me that I can't rationalize it without one of us badly misunderstanding something.
And that last line of your post I'm quoting has me in another box -- seems like I'm damned if I post here, damned if I don't. I guess if having been late to the draft means that the same questions, complaints, trashtalk, etc that everyone else posts is going to be singled out every time as "you have no right to speak", then I should probably be replaced next year.
To everyone else: please feel to label this post a giant block of excrement that nobody wants to read and continue about your business.
I stopped at the first poopchute. Shut up and take the abuse poopchute.
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I'm in, y'all bitches are toast. Thanks to AR for putting up with my incompetent derriere. freak all the rest of you. Especially Soss
Shut up poopchute.
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Shut up poopchute.
Did you actually attend the draft or just provide Jumbo with dick pics?
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I stopped at the first poopchute. Shut up and take the abuse poopchute.
You're right. Abuse is fine, even whiny abuse like MB's, but UKK's was whiny, over the top, *and* guilt-trip laden, and I cracked.
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You're right. Abuse is fine, even whiny abuse like MB's, but UKK's was whiny, over the top, *and* guilt-trip laden, and I cracked.
I never abused you, bundle of sticks.
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Did you actually attend the draft or just provide Jumbo with dick pics?
Yes
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You're right. Abuse is fine, even whiny abuse like MB's, but UKK's was whiny, over the top, *and* guilt-trip laden, and I cracked.
The hallmark of this place and this league is abuse, there's no excuse for not taking it and dishing it back out.
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You're right. Abuse is fine, even whiny abuse like MB's, but UKK's was whiny, over the top, *and* guilt-trip laden, and I cracked.
You are a baby back bitch.
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agreed. don't know a lot about him and have not had a significant amount of interaction with him, but from the outside looking in soss has always seemed like a bitch
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i was initially thinking this was in reference to drew bledsoe going down lol, then i realized, that was sometime around 2001?
that means we've had to put up with tom brady for damn near 2 decades.
chad took the division from him in 2002
my boy chad
And 2008...
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Hey fellas, what's going on in here? Puck being a fag again?
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Hey fellas, what's going on in here? Puck being a fag again?
Yes
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The hallmark of this place and this league is abuse, there's no excuse for not taking it and dishing it back out.
Probably also the reason that the site is mostly a chat room for its founding members.
Also I hope Mr. E dies tomorrow in a fashion so epic and violent that the gruesome photos of the scene become infamous memes that haunt his family forever.
But at least he would've gotten to see his fantasy team perform a two-man tag-team Chief Rape on me tonight, as Hunt and Hill combine for 72+ points and lock up a win before 30 teams have even kicked off their season.
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Also I hope Mr. E dies tomorrow in a fashion so epic and violent that the gruesome photos of the scene become infamous memes that going his family forever.
Suck a dick. Enjoy your next ski trip.
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Jesus this thread has AIDS.
So I stuck with the KC defense and got 2 freaking points. I just didn't have a bench to dump.
How does New freaking England score 0 points in the 4th without a fumble, interception, or sack?
Not complaining about the.outcome, but bummed a bit.
How did the KC
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Jesus this thread has AIDS.
So I stuck with the KC defense and got 2 freaking points. I just didn't have a bench to dump.
How does New freaking England score 0 points in the 4th without a fumble, interception, or sack?
Not complaining about the.outcome, but bummed a bit.
How did the KC
The Patriots got humiliated at home and you're lamenting about how many points your defense scored?
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Probably also the reason that the site is mostly a chat room for its founding members.
Also I hope Mr. E dies tomorrow in a fashion so epic and violent that the gruesome photos of the scene become infamous memes that haunt his family forever.
But at least he would've gotten to see his fantasy team perform a two-man tag-team Chief Rape on me tonight, as Hunt and Hill combine for 72+ points and lock up a win before 30 teams have even kicked off their season.
You have been whining nonstop since the draft.
Get some Vagisil and shut the freak up.
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Jesus this thread has AIDS.
So I stuck with the KC defense and got 2 freaking points. I just didn't have a bench to dump.
How does New freaking England score 0 points in the 4th without a fumble, interception, or sack?
Not complaining about the.outcome, but bummed a bit.
How did the KC
Sheldon Richardson
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I've never been happier to start a defense that scored negative points.
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Jesus this thread has AIDS.
So I stuck with the KC defense and got 2 freaking points. I just didn't have a bench to dump.
How does New freaking England score 0 points in the 4th without a fumble, interception, or sack?
Not complaining about the.outcome, but bummed a bit.
How did the KC
You used a top waiver claim on a kicker. You deserve to lose every fantasy matchup for the rest of your life.
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i wasted a waiver on Amendola....but i was happy when he got his bell rung last night ;D
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Tim Brady motherfuckers
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Probably also the reason that the site is mostly a chat room for its founding members.
Also I hope Mr. E dies tomorrow in a fashion so epic and violent that the gruesome photos of the scene become infamous memes that haunt his family forever.
But at least he would've gotten to see his fantasy team perform a two-man tag-team Chief Rape on me tonight, as Hunt and Hill combine for 72+ points and lock up a win before 30 teams have even kicked off their season.
Better to have fun than have this place filled with tards. I really don't care it's not as big as other Jets sites.
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Probably also the reason that the site is mostly a chat room for its founding members.
Go back to TGG. Seriously. You are a whiny, crybaby snitch. You will never change my mind about that. Your master would take you back. Just pay him some extra cash to fix your mistakes.
And don't forget to click the ads.
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Ehh...i don't mind Soss. He fucked up, it happens.
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Ehh...i don't mind Soss. He fucked up, it happens.
He always fucks up. And then he wants to complain about this site when he only posts here to whine like the queynte weasel that he is.
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He always fucks up. And then he wants to complain about this site when he only posts here to whine like the queynte weasel that he is.
His complaining i can do without....but whatever.
I'm in a forgiving mood today. I may even let sg3 out of his cage early.
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I may even let sg3 out of his cage early.
ya should
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ya should
short leash doe
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Ehh...i don't mind Soss. He fucked up, it happens.
Try to make an impactful trade in 2 months and let's see you say that again.
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Ehh...i don't mind Soss.
Every league needs a villain.
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Every league needs a villain.
He's not a villain. He's an idiot.
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I actually got in this league because you guys kicked soss out the first time. I thought a few people were just being dicks to him because he didn't take this groups side in the whole TGG debacle. I was wrong.
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He's not a villain. He's an idiot.
I'm trying to be diplomatic.
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I actually got in this league because you guys kicked soss out the first time. I thought a few people were just being dicks to him because he didn't take this groups side in the whole TGG debacle. I was wrong.
Hahaha, I don't think anyone gives 2 shits about TGG any longer, at one time or another everyone in this league will be killed here. Although, Soss was a giant gaping sandy vagina during that entire process. In fact, he's still a giant gaping sandy vagina, afterall, as the saying goes, a vagina doesn't change it's labia.
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Hahaha, I don't think anyone gives 2 shits about TGG any longer, at one time or another everyone in this league will be killed here. Although, Soss was a giant gaping sandy vagina during that entire process. In fact, he's still a giant gaping sandy vagina, afterall, as the saying goes, a vagina doesn't change it's labia.
my only issue with TGG is that when we left, the jets stopped making the playoffs.
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my only issue with TGG is that when we left, the jets stopped making the playoffs.
It's a curse
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Soss is on the Whose Mans Is This Mt. Rushmore
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It's a curse
Harry Potter in the Curse of Petrozza's Vagina...narrated by Mantana Soss.
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The Patriots got humiliated at home and you're lamenting about how many points your defense scored?
I literally said, 'not complaining about the outcome.'
And yes, I'm bitching about my fantasy defense not getting points out of the party.
Am I in the wrong thread for... nevermind... what's this blister?
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I'll play whatever role makes everybody feel a little better about themselves inside (minus the one where I crawl back into my hole, because I have a fantasy league to participate in, and I'm not giving anyone the satisfaction of blowing it off). It appears 'whiny bitch' is the preordained role, whether I actually complain about anything or not, whether I own my fuckups or not, whether I speak arrogantly or deferentially, ignorantly or empathetically.
I realize that any attempt to sort out issues or reach consensus/compromise is just dismissed as 'bitching', but I'm a glutton for punishment and I'm going to speak my mind anyway, despite being fully aware that I'm not important, that I don't matter the slightest bit to most everyone here, and that I'm just a few extra 1's and 0's on a webpage you're spending a random few seconds distracting yourselves with. I find it theraputic, so think of it as a journal entry, or 'meditation out loud', where you get the option to read, engage, judge, or ignore entirely.
If last election taught me anything, it's that people will swallow just about anything spoken confidently. The same charismatic prick that buried my reputation under lies and false assumptions in the wake of the TGG debacle, is still the one that'll take every stab available.
"Attention minions, he showed up 10 minutes late to a fantasy football draft and had the audacity to want a say in his penance! Clearly this validates my past claims of stupidity, disloyalty, dishonesty, and overall bitchiness! And I definitely certainly positively remember him freaking up lots of other drafts too, trust me!" And the crowd murmurs among itself, "well, he always sounds sure of himself, plus he watches a lot of college football, so he surely must be correct about everything, shame on you, Soss!" I mean c'mon, go back to TGG? After a quick login to check, it appears I last posted there 42 months ago. It's felt like longer.
AR, I know what a thankless job running a league like this is, you handle it better than can be reasonably be expected. I run a keeper baseball league that's in year 15, and full of smart, active players, but boy do they bicker about every detail. BTW I'm curious to know if this drama fits the trend line -- was it your own idea to undo assigning me CMac in exchange for Enunwa, or was the idea another gift from my biggest fan?
MB, never change. Even when you're too quick to hitch a ride with the mob, guys like you, Puck, Badger, and IJR leaving TGG was the only reason I ever cared enough to try to carve myself a place.
And then he wants to complain about this site when he only posts here to whine like the queynte weasel that he is.
If you decide that you want to view me as a complainer, you'll allow yourself to view anything as a complaint. It was a matter-of-fact statement, I have no skin in the game and thus nothing to complain about, no other approach that this site feasibly could have taken would've rendered me any additional benefit.
Perhaps you're actually a terrible person in real life, but more likely it's only the streaks of excessive stubbornness, certainty in your own perception, and willingness to cling to confirmation bias that only makes it appear that way... kind've like Trump supporters.
I actually got in this league because you guys kicked soss out the first time. I thought a few people were just being dicks to him because he didn't take this groups side in the whole TGG debacle. I was wrong.
That's the only thing it's ever been about. Someone butthurt about a TGG ban convinced himself (and then everyone else) that I sold this league out to Petro, and still likes to drive wedges when the opportunities present themselves.
And UKK, I have no expectations of an answer, but I'm genuinely curious to know what I should've said/done to not tick you off, other than saying and doing nothing, but still actively maintaining a noncompetitive roster until the season ended, leading to my being replaced in the league due to no one hearing from me. I think that would've upset you too, so I'm genuinely stumped. Even if you're bitter enough to not grace me with a reply, do me a favor and ponder it to yourself a minute.
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K I'm about done, this post is probably riddled with editing errors because I jumped around a lot. If I get any feedback, whether thoughtful, dismissive, or degrading, I'll attempt to give it due consideration. If nobody takes enough interest to comment, I'll just go back to periodically checking my fantasy football team.
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You used a top waiver claim on a kicker. You deserve to lose every fantasy matchup for the rest of your life.
If you're going to bust my balls, bust them for not drafting a kicker. I work 12 hours a day during the week with no internet access.
And barring any major injuries, my team will destroy yours, so stfu.
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i wasted a waiver on Amendola....but i was happy when he got his bell rung last night ;D
Lol, the guy I dropped for a kicker.
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I'll play whatever role makes everybody feel a little better about themselves inside (minus the one where I crawl back into my hole, because I have a fantasy league to participate in, and I'm not giving anyone the satisfaction of blowing it off). It appears 'whiny bitch' is the preordained role, whether I actually complain about anything or not, whether I own my fuckups or not, whether I speak arrogantly or deferentially, ignorantly or empathetically.
I realize that any attempt to sort out issues or reach consensus/compromise is just dismissed as 'bitching', but I'm a glutton for punishment and I'm going to speak my mind anyway, despite being fully aware that I'm not important, that I don't matter the slightest bit to most everyone here, and that I'm just a few extra 1's and 0's on a webpage you're spending a random few seconds distracting yourselves with. I find it theraputic, so think of it as a journal entry, or 'meditation out loud', where you get the option to read, engage, judge, or ignore entirely.
If last election taught me anything, it's that people will swallow just about anything spoken confidently. The same charismatic prick that buried my reputation under lies and false assumptions in the wake of the TGG debacle, is still the one that'll take every stab available.
"Attention minions, he showed up 10 minutes late to a fantasy football draft and had the audacity to want a say in his penance! Clearly this validates my past claims of stupidity, disloyalty, dishonesty, and overall bitchiness! And I definitely certainly positively remember him freaking up lots of other drafts too, trust me!" And the crowd murmurs among itself, "well, he always sounds sure of himself, plus he watches a lot of college football, so he surely must be correct about everything, shame on you, Soss!" I mean c'mon, go back to TGG? After a quick login to check, it appears I last posted there 42 months ago. It's felt like longer.
AR, I know what a thankless job running a league like this is, you handle it better than can be reasonably be expected. I run a keeper baseball league that's in year 15, and full of smart, active players, but boy do they bicker about every detail. BTW I'm curious to know if this drama fits the trend line -- was it your own idea to undo assigning me CMac in exchange for Enunwa, or was the idea another gift from my biggest fan?
MB, never change. Even when you're too quick to hitch a ride with the mob, guys like you, Puck, Badger, and IJR leaving TGG was the only reason I ever cared enough to try to carve myself a place.
If you decide that you want to view me as a complainer, you'll allow yourself to view anything as a complaint. It was a matter-of-fact statement, I have no skin in the game and thus nothing to complain about, no other approach that this site feasibly could have taken would've rendered me any additional benefit.
Perhaps you're actually a terrible person in real life, but more likely it's only the streaks of excessive stubbornness, certainty in your own perception, and willingness to cling to confirmation bias that only makes it appear that way... kind've like Trump supporters.
That's the only thing it's ever been about. Someone butthurt about a TGG ban convinced himself (and then everyone else) that I sold this league out to Petro, and still likes to drive wedges when the opportunities present themselves.
And UKK, I have no expectations of an answer, but I'm genuinely curious to know what I should've said/done to not tick you off, other than saying and doing nothing, but still actively maintaining a noncompetitive roster until the season ended, leading to my being replaced in the league due to no one hearing from me. I think that would've upset you too, so I'm genuinely stumped. Even if you're bitter enough to not grace me with a reply, do me a favor and ponder it to yourself a minute.
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K I'm about done, this post is probably riddled with editing errors because I jumped around a lot. If I get any feedback, whether thoughtful, dismissive, or degrading, I'll attempt to give it due consideration. If nobody takes enough interest to comment, I'll just go back to periodically checking my fantasy football team.
Tl;dr
Chill the freak out you giant hoo-ha. These guys bailed me out last year. I didn't set my draft board, but...
At least I had removed keepers from said draft board! It took 10 minutes.
I went 10-3, and somehow MB still won. Make some moves in the next 2 weeks and you can be equally humiliated. That's the fun of this fucked up league.
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And not for nothing...
Mack, field a damn kicker. If I win this week because you didn't I'll be pissed.
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I work 12 hours a day during the week with no internet access.
Why are you trying to make excuses for stupid derriere decisions?
I would've excrement on anyone that used a waiver claim on a kicker.
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That's the only thing it's ever been about. Someone butthurt about a TGG ban convinced himself (and then everyone else) that I sold this league out to Petro, and still likes to drive wedges when the opportunities present themselves.
Randy Wagstaff back at it again.
I'll just go back to periodically checking my fantasy football team.
You're about to be periodically in this league too.
I'm going to speak for everybody on this one - they can call me out and disagree with me as well on this, but if don't want to post/participate, you don't get to play. It has always been a requirement that you need to be active on the board to participate in this league.
One of the main reasons why you didn't take five minutes to remove your keepers is because you do not participate here unless you want to complain about something. Andrew Ryan sent out multiple reminders through PM to remove the keepers. And then act like a hoo-ha until you get your way.
"I don't do ever do that in fantasy football" is not an excuse here because removing keepers was a goddamn requirement because your dumbass slowed our draft down before drafting keepers.
If you want to blame me because people don't like you, get the freak outta here once and for all. Everyone is pissed because you fucked up the draft and then acted like a bitch about it for an entire week.
No one would've cared as much if you said, you know what guys, my bad. I fucked up. But instead you kept going and going and pointing all kinds of fingers. You are a bitch. You are a snitch. You will always be a bitch and a snitch. I'm not swaying anyone else's opinion. You've done that yourself.
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Why are you trying to make excuses for stupid derriere decisions?
I would've excrement on anyone that used a waiver claim on a kicker.
I have 12 hours to work, 10 hours to eat, have sex, and sleep. That leaves me 2 hours to derp.
Again, talk to me after we play each other.
Did I draft Mahomes late just before you or something? You seem more sandy vagina than usual about my kicker...
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Did I draft Mahomes late just before you or something? You seem more sandy vagina than usual about my kicker...
Using a draft pick on a player that will likely ride the bench all season behind Alex Smith? Not really my style.
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I'll play whatever role makes everybody feel a little better about themselves inside (minus the one where I crawl back into my hole, because I have a fantasy league to participate in, and I'm not giving anyone the satisfaction of blowing it off). It appears 'whiny bitch' is the preordained role, whether I actually complain about anything or not, whether I own my fuckups or not, whether I speak arrogantly or deferentially, ignorantly or empathetically.
I realize that any attempt to sort out issues or reach consensus/compromise is just dismissed as 'bitching', but I'm a glutton for punishment and I'm going to speak my mind anyway, despite being fully aware that I'm not important, that I don't matter the slightest bit to most everyone here, and that I'm just a few extra 1's and 0's on a webpage you're spending a random few seconds distracting yourselves with. I find it theraputic, so think of it as a journal entry, or 'meditation out loud', where you get the option to read, engage, judge, or ignore entirely.
If last election taught me anything, it's that people will swallow just about anything spoken confidently. The same charismatic prick that buried my reputation under lies and false assumptions in the wake of the TGG debacle, is still the one that'll take every stab available.
"Attention minions, he showed up 10 minutes late to a fantasy football draft and had the audacity to want a say in his penance! Clearly this validates my past claims of stupidity, disloyalty, dishonesty, and overall bitchiness! And I definitely certainly positively remember him freaking up lots of other drafts too, trust me!" And the crowd murmurs among itself, "well, he always sounds sure of himself, plus he watches a lot of college football, so he surely must be correct about everything, shame on you, Soss!" I mean c'mon, go back to TGG? After a quick login to check, it appears I last posted there 42 months ago. It's felt like longer.
AR, I know what a thankless job running a league like this is, you handle it better than can be reasonably be expected. I run a keeper baseball league that's in year 15, and full of smart, active players, but boy do they bicker about every detail. BTW I'm curious to know if this drama fits the trend line -- was it your own idea to undo assigning me CMac in exchange for Enunwa, or was the idea another gift from my biggest fan?
MB, never change. Even when you're too quick to hitch a ride with the mob, guys like you, Puck, Badger, and IJR leaving TGG was the only reason I ever cared enough to try to carve myself a place.
If you decide that you want to view me as a complainer, you'll allow yourself to view anything as a complaint. It was a matter-of-fact statement, I have no skin in the game and thus nothing to complain about, no other approach that this site feasibly could have taken would've rendered me any additional benefit.
Perhaps you're actually a terrible person in real life, but more likely it's only the streaks of excessive stubbornness, certainty in your own perception, and willingness to cling to confirmation bias that only makes it appear that way... kind've like Trump supporters.
That's the only thing it's ever been about. Someone butthurt about a TGG ban convinced himself (and then everyone else) that I sold this league out to Petro, and still likes to drive wedges when the opportunities present themselves.
And UKK, I have no expectations of an answer, but I'm genuinely curious to know what I should've said/done to not tick you off, other than saying and doing nothing, but still actively maintaining a noncompetitive roster until the season ended, leading to my being replaced in the league due to no one hearing from me. I think that would've upset you too, so I'm genuinely stumped. Even if you're bitter enough to not grace me with a reply, do me a favor and ponder it to yourself a minute.
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K I'm about done, this post is probably riddled with editing errors because I jumped around a lot. If I get any feedback, whether thoughtful, dismissive, or degrading, I'll attempt to give it due consideration. If nobody takes enough interest to comment, I'll just go back to periodically checking my fantasy football team.
Bro, your hole. You're digging it deeper. Posts like this are why people are the way they are to you and why you feel the need to defend yourself.
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This whole problem wouldn't exist if you just posted/checked in here once a week instead of writing giant blocks of excrement noboy wants to read.
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Somewhere IJR is laughing hysterically.
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Somewhere IJR is laughing hysterically.
Probably watching Hamilton.
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Probably watching Hamilton.
lmao
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Loooool
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Lol, the guy I dropped for a kicker.
he had 100 yards receiving before getting popped.
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Soss....you fucked up, own it, and move on.
I really have no issue with you. I just enjoy breaking your balls.
EDIT: you really should post more.
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I love you all but I'd love you all more if you donated to help us make our next server payment.
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I love you all but I'd love you all more if you donated to help us make our next server payment.
For every dollar donated to the next server payment, i will play 5 mins of air guitar at the next tailgate.
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For every dollar donated to the next server payment, i will play 5 mins of air guitar at the next tailgate.
You're going to play air guitar for 1,350 minutes? That's nearly 24 hours.
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You're going to play air guitar for 1,350 minutes? That's nearly 24 hours.
i better purchase more pyro
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I missed out on the Soss bashing
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Soss....you fucked up, own it, and move on.
I really have no issue with you. I just enjoy breaking your balls.
EDIT: you really should post more.
This, I just like breaking balls, it's so much fun. The issue I had was the draft was like getting your ball hairs plucked out one by one.
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Soss is on the Whose Mans Is This Mt. Rushmore
fvcking wonderful
going to start using that in real life
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I love you all but I'd love you all more if you donated to help us make our next server payment.
Tell me or pm me how much a month costs. I'll pay for a few.
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Tell me or pm me how much a month costs. I'll pay for a few.
$270 / 12 = $22.50 per month.
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he had 100 yards receiving before getting popped.
I don't dispute he's good when healthy. I just found it ironic. Meanwhile, Cooks stock went up.
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Tell me or pm me how much a month costs. I'll pay for a few.
$270 / 12 = $22.50 per month.
What Puck said. Any amount helps.
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What Puck said. Any amount helps.
I know there used to be a PayPal link but I don't see it
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And not for nothing...
Mack, field a damn kicker. If I win this week because you didn't I'll be pissed.
Well, is this stupid extra point rule going to change or not?
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I know there used to be a PayPal link but I don't see it
Click the ads
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Well, is this stupid extra point rule going to change or not?
The fact that you actually think that I'm going to leave that rule in place amuses me greatly.
Fear not. I'm not going to let any missed extra points affect whether anyone wins or loses this week.
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I know there used to be a PayPal link but I don't see it
I don't think we've had any sort of link since maybe YDKF. All donations can be made to jetoffensive@gmail.com via PayPal.
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The fact that you actually think that I'm going to leave that rule in place amuses me greatly.
Fear not. I'm not going to let any missed extra points affect whether anyone wins or loses this week.
I didn't think we were going to keep it, but the games are already underway, and this league has already had dumb rules in the past.
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I didn't think we were going to keep it, but the games are already underway, and this league has already had dumb rules in the past.
Not under my watch.
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I didn't think we were going to keep it, but the games are already underway, and this league has already had dumb rules in the past.
When MB was running it.
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When MB was running it.
you loved it
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I'm waiting for Soss to show up and bitch about the kicking settings.
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The fact that you actually think that I'm going to leave that rule in place amuses me greatly.
Fear not. I'm not going to let any missed extra points affect whether anyone wins or loses this week.
My kicker missed an extra point after all that. Granted, I would have just not played a kicker, but still.
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Soss delenda est
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My kicker missed an extra point after all that. Granted, I would have just not played a kicker, but still.
Thanks for letting me know.
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The current rule works for me. I won by 1000 points.
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The current rule works for me. I won by 1000 points.
:rollseyes.gif:
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Wow. This is easily the best thread on this site.
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Jesus. The real hurricane was in here
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Jesus. The real hurricane was in here
Read your PMs.
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I'm a little troubled about my RB situation. I'm in a decent spot at WR. I'm going to roll with it a week, but I might throw Cooks out there again to secure a legit starting RB.
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I'm a little troubled about my RB situation. I'm in a decent spot at WR. I'm going to roll with it a week, but I might throw Cooks out there again to secure a legit starting RB.
legit starting RBs > Brandin Cooks
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legit starting RBs > Brandin Cooks
Why did you just drop Dak Prescott?
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Why did you just drop Dak Prescott?
He's a fantasy genius. 6-7 champion. Question not his motives.
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Why did you just drop Dak Prescott?
He's retarted
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He's retarted
I don't question this
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Why did you just drop Dak Prescott?
why not
He's a fantasy genius. 6-7 champion. Question not his motives.
I dropped Matt Ryan at this time last year too. My genius helps guys like you.
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JFIF never paid his dues. He promised he would pay the week after the draft and has basically been blowing me off ever since.
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JFIF never paid his dues. He promised he would pay the week after the draft and has basically been blowing me off ever since.
lol
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He drowned in hoo-ha for real
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Without late fees there is no order
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Without late fees there is no order
I'm charging him $10 a week.
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I'm charging him $10 a week.
Good man
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I'm charging him $10 a week.
It's funny that he's dodging you, but he still had enough time to pick up a garbage player like Charles Sims.
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It's funny that he's dodging you, but he still had enough time to pick up a garbage player like Charles Sims.
I would disqualify that fucktard
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Somewhere IJR is laughing hysterically.
Probably watching Hamilton.
So what'd I miss?
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So what'd I miss?
Soss and JFIF have been jockeying back and forth for the title of biggest bitch.
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Bracing for Derek Carr to rain death on my fantasy team.
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Isn't your bum derriere league like $30?
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Isn't your bum derriere league like $30?
It's $40, but still...
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Isn't your bum derriere league like $30?
It's $40, but still...
Give him a break, he's got dealers to feed.
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I'm staring at 0-2. No Regerts.
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Isn't your bum derriere league like $30?
Hahaha
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Any running backs available for trade?
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Any running backs available for trade?
the MB trading post is always open for business.
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the MB trading post is always open for business.
Ah, the MB trading post: "Running backs? Nope! We've got kickers...aaaaand blankets."
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Ah, the MB trading post: "Running backs? Nope! We've got kickers...aaaaand blankets."
And we are not affiliated with that clown.
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Ah, the MB trading post: "Running backs? Nope! We've got kickers...aaaaand blankets."
and plenty of Indians. Sam Bradford is on sale, 25% off.
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and plenty of Indians. Sam Bradford is on sale, 25% off.
A lurking Pope laughed at this post.
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Soss and JFIF have been jockeying back and forth for the title of biggest bitch.
Yeah no biggy. Not like a hurricane didn't freak my city up or anything.
We still don't have working internet, just through phone
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Yeah no biggy. Not like a hurricane didn't freak my city up or anything.
We still don't have working internet, just through phone
Pay whenever you have the money/time.
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Any running backs available for trade?
I have a stable of 5, if my life depended on not getting 0 at an rb spot, backs. I'm already 0-2, so my options are open.
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I got a couple RB2s I could trade, including Riddick.
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Obviously starting 2 Rams was going to work out for me
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Obviously starting 2 Rams was going to work out for me
Thursday night games, where anything can happen but usually doesn't because players get wheelchaired out on 2 days rest
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Obviously starting 2 Rams was going to work out for me
If you go 3-0 with Andy Dalton as your starting quarterback, you might be more qualified for the Bengals' head coaching job than Marvin Lewis.
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Well, freak me for benching Jordan Howard.
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Well, freak me for benching Jordan Howard.
I did the same thing in my other league.
thankfully I had Gurley to offset that.
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Hunter Henry needs to DIAF
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I have a stable of 5, if my life depended on not getting 0 at an rb spot, backs. I'm already 0-2, so my options are open.
4 backs on the block. None are world beaters, but they will get you points. One scored over 20 this week, the other broke 30.
Chris Thompson, Duke Johnson, Matt Forte, and Chris Johnson. Looking for a WR that could consistantly get me 10+ at WR3 or Flex.
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No one wants Matt Forte or Chris Johnson
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No one wants Matt Forte or Chris Johnson
I was about to make an offer for Forte and then I read this post, ty bro
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I was about to make an offer for Forte and then I read this post, ty bro
Np babbie
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there will be a new champion this year.
my team stinks like Fenwyr's stable of HBs.
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No one wants Matt Forte or Chris Johnson
That's fine. They are still the starting backs for their teams. They can sit on my bench and help me through bye weeks.
I was just looking for a WR to cover for Pryor until his QB gets his head out of his derriere.
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And Duke Johnson is wasting space on my bench. It's not like I can't see who some of you are putting at Flex.
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Guys I have Andre Ellington, the real Cardinals starting RB on my bench. Who wants to start this bidding war?
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Guys I have Andre Ellington, the real Cardinals starting RB on my bench. Who wants to start this bidding war?
How is the 3rd down back the starting RB. I got more yards getting ready for work this morning than he's had all season...
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my annual beating of Mack will probably be my only win.
RIP Darvin
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I really appreciate how active Soss has been...
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I really appreciate how active Soss has been...
Definite lack of bitching in here
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Definite lack of bitching in here
Don't jinx it. I've finally lost my headache.
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Did I mention that Andrew Ryan did a real excrement job of drafting my team?
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Jk, I’m 5th in the league in points scored, yet 0-4. #1 in points against. freak you guys.
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Did I mention that SixFeetDeep did a real excrement job of removing keepers from his draft board?
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Jk, I’m 5th in the league in points scored, yet 0-4. #1 in points against. freak you guys.
This just means that you've been getting screwed by the schedule I created.
Sorry, you've been a good sport about everything and I wish that you had better luck as a result.
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This means that you're just getting screwed by my schedule.
Sorry, you've been a good sport about everything and I wish that you had better luck as a result.
Haha. Meh, not like I’m in last place. Then I would be a really pathetic loser. Amirite, IATA?
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seriously. ive put together a legendarily awful pile of crap
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Heyman vs Antman in the battle of undefeateds
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I think I have the two other undefeateds in back to back weeks. Should be fun.
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I think I have the two other undefeateds in back to back weeks. Should be fun.
Mack's scrubs went off yesterday, so I might not be undefeated next week
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(https://i.imgur.com/jDR1EE4.jpg)
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Hahahaha
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lololol
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Hey, MB. Dak Prescott is pretty good.
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Hey, MB. Dak Prescott is pretty good.
hey AR. I got nothing...gfy.
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Hey, MB. Dak Prescott is pretty good.
Nah
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Nah
Yah
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Why the freak is there a picture of me on the cover of this thread on Tapatalk?
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lmaooooooooo
what
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LETS GOOO
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Holy excrement I am deep dicking puck(jumbo) right now. Unless Kyle Rudolph goes off for 100 tomorrow night
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Honestly it’s more of a pronebone
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I got raped by my bye week QB. Should have seen that coming.
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still laughing at IATA's pic.
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Well.....excrement
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Prone
BONED
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Jk, I’m 5th in the league in points scored, yet 0-4. #1 in points against. freak you guys.
You're 3rd in points now.
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You're 3rd in points now.
Thank you Based Andrew Ryan
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Thank you Based Andrew Ryan
You're only 3 games back in your division. Plenty of time to catch up.
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Got my worst bye week out of the way. Still sucks to lose because Rapey imploded.
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I have some running back depth I'd be willing to move for a receiver. Buck Allen, Wendell Smallwood, Wayne Gallman all available.
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I have some running back depth I'd be willing to move for a receiver. Buck Allen, Wendell Smallwood, Wayne Gallman all available.
This is why I won't be winning fantasy anytime soon. I don't even know if these are real players.
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This is why I won't be winning fantasy anytime soon. I don't even know if these are real players.
Filthy casual
Probably don't even know about Fudge Van Hooser.
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Dropping ODB because this is his last keepable year. That status carries over, correct? I.E. No one can pick him up and keep him
Drew Brees is up for trade. Need receiver
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Did you draft ODB as a rookie?
Regardless, if you drop him someone will pick him up and keep him.
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Dropping ODB because this is his last keepable year. That status carries over, correct? I.E. No one can pick him up and keep him
No one can keep him regardless of whether he's dropped or not.
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A player cannot be kept for more than three consecutive years unless he's franchised.
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(https://media.tenor.com/images/3948cb455e802f43ebe726295cedf198/tenor.gif)
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Moron Butthole Green shitty Friars moves thus far (in random order):
-keeping Amari Cooper as a 1st rounder
-releasing Dak Prescott
-selecting Allen Robinson high in the draft
I'm amazed I managed 2 wins.
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Mack, sent you a trade offer. About as win/win as you can get
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Mack, sent you a trade offer. About as win/win as you can get
veto
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veto
beatle
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Mack, sent you a trade offer. About as win/win as you can get
second veto
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I'm not even in this league, but how in the very freak do you just drop Prescott? Keeping Cooper and drafting Robinson at least made sense 6 weeks ago.
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I'm not even in this league, but how in the very freak do you just drop Prescott?
I was at the pub
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I'm not even in this league, but how in the very freak do you just drop Prescott?
I still have no idea how or why that happened.
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lol, I edited
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lol, I edited
somehow, I won the championship last season.
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somehow, I won the championship last season.
I'm curious. What's the reasoning on dropping Prescott? Especially in the type of league you guys have.
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I'm curious. What's the reasoning on dropping Prescott? Especially in the type of league you guys have.
I was gonna roll with big Ben.
it was a mistake.
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Never been a fantasy guy but I've come to appreciate the thrill of a free online league. If you need a guy next year someone let me know.
Or not, that's cool too.
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Never been a fantasy guy but I've come to appreciate the thrill of a free online league. If you need a guy next year someone let me know.
Or not, that's cool too.
your team is already better than IATA's.
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Never been a fantasy guy but I've come to appreciate the thrill of a free online league. If you need a guy next year someone let me know.
Or not, that's cool too.
This isn't free, but JFIF still thinks it is.
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your team is already better than IATA's.
We can have an expansion draft lol.
I'm 3-3 in my bullsh*t free league with an auto drafted team. Picked up Watson in Week 4.
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This isn't free, but JFIF still thinks it is.
Oh, sh*t.
I still might throw in if you need a guy.
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Oh, sh*t.
I still might throw in if you need a guy.
It's been 40 forever. Basically free. You'd be a good addition if someone bails, or we expand and get 3 more with you. Not my call though.
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I don't want to be in this bum derriere league.
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I don't deserve to be in this bum derriere league.
Fyp
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It's been 40 forever. Basically free. You'd be a good addition if someone bails, or we expand and get 3 more with you. Not my call though.
Just got a d-m, either way is cool. If you need one I'm in, if not I'll remain out.
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I don't want to be in this bum derriere league.
We all know you can't get enough of bum derriere, that's why you work where you do.
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Amari Cooper lives!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMjZZZiU8AIH_bS.jpg)
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Amari Cooper lives!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMjZZZiU8AIH_bS.jpg)
:(
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Amari Cooper lives!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMjZZZiU8AIH_bS.jpg)
You're welcome for trading him in my other league.
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72 yard TD from Dak to Zeke. I think that'll do it.
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Everyone has now paid their dues.
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Everyone has now paid their dues.
Haha that's good to know.
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72 yard TD from Dak to Zeke. I think that'll do it.
You beat me like I owed you money or Zeke's girlfriend
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You beat me like I owed you money or Zeke's girlfriend
lol
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gonna get stomped by SFD this week.
Thanks for keeping it close by not starting a TE, broski...i appreciate that.
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gonna get stomped by SFD this week.
Thanks for keeping it close by not starting a TE, broski...i appreciate that.
You're winning, dumbass.
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You're winning, dumbass.
he has 2 players left to my 1. 3 if he figures out how to start a TE.
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he has 2 players left to my 1. 3 if he figures out how to start a TE.
And you have someone named LeVeon Bell yet to play with a 16 point cushion. You're not getting stomped.
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And you have someone named LeVeon Bell yet to play with a 16 point cushion. You're not getting stomped.
you don't know for sure, kreskin.
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you don't know for sure, kreskin.
I see what you're doing. Ever since you declared your team an abortion, you've done nothing but win.
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I see what you're doing. Ever since you declared your team an abortion, you've done nothing but win.
look away!
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And you have someone named LeVeon Bell yet to play with a 16 point cushion. You're not getting stomped.
hey dumbass...
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gonna get stomped by SFD this week.
Thanks for keeping it close by not starting a TE, broski...i appreciate that.
Haha, you're that guy in the league who concedes defeat before you've played/while points are still be scored eh? Everybody loves that guy.
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I really should have lost for not playing Watson but it's Soss so who cares
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Haha, you're that guy in the league who concedes defeat before you've played/while points are still be scored eh? Everybody loves that guy.
no...i knew I was going to lose and did.
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no...i knew I was going to lose and did.
Such a pessimist...
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Death by JuJu
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no...i knew I was going to lose and did.
When you're playing "that guy" and somehow "that guy" still wins it's irritating as excrement.
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as long as bennie fowler stays under .3 points, i'm on a 2 win streak!!
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When you're playing "that guy" and somehow "that guy" still wins it's irritating as excrement.
wut
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I am a fantasy football Godking. TEs are for pussies
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thanks Andrew Ryan
FYP
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When you're playing "that guy" and somehow "that guy" still wins it's irritating as excrement.
WAIT WHAT THE freak IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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I'm going to get freaking smoked this week.
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I'm going to get freaking smoked this week.
Ok, MBGreen
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I'm folding my team.
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Heismanberg, Beckham can't be kept. He's a waste of a roster spot.
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Heismanberg, Beckham can't be kept. He's a waste of a roster spot.
Why can’t he be kept?
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Why can’t he be kept?
I think he might be in his final year of keeper status.
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Why can’t he be kept?
He was kept the last three years.
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One day after he picked him up, Deshaun Watson tore his ACL at practice.
Heymanberg has been in Louisiana for 4 months and already practices voodoo
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Nevermind.
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I'm going to get freaking smoked this week.
I may have slightly exaggerated.
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I may have slightly exaggerated.
frrrt
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Sitting on a 42 point lead on friday morning is nice. Fitz not finding the endzone on 10 catches will probably screw me though.
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Sitting on a 42 point lead on friday morning is nice. Fitz not finding the endzone on 10 catches will probably screw me though.
Good
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Heads up that the trade deadline is this coming Thursday at noon.
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I have a couple rbs on my bench, darkwa and thompson I think. Looking for a wr3, because my options suck.
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Is IATA dead?
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I hate the fact I don't know who is who.
Who else in JO names is 8-3 and who is sitting at 9-2?
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What is going on with IATA? He hasn't checked his team in a while and his team is basically just a free win every week.
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What is going on with IATA? He hasn't checked his team in a while and his team is basically just a free win every week.
I'm gonna make the assumption that he doesn't give a freak and mailed it in.
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Normally I’d be pissed about losing while scoring almost 160 but Fen’s loss assures I clinch a bye. Thanks cas
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Normally I’d be pissed about losing while scoring almost 160 but Fen’s loss assures I clinch a bye. Thanks cas
I don't like your team.
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I don't like your team.
You and me both
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What’s up with UKK’s weird protest
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lol, I really don't care if he gets keepers or not. He likely isn't going to be an active owner even if he manages to draft. We should have replaced him like 2 weeks ago but I guess nobody wants to play with us. .
You're definitely flipping out though.
Also eat excrement
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What’s up with UKK’s weird protest
where is that?
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Normally I’d be pissed about losing while scoring almost 160 but Fen’s loss assures I clinch a bye. Thanks cas
I think I still have a shot at a bye if I win, you lose and I outscore you by 50
8)
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my only care left is hoping Josh Gordon turns into a productive 16th round keeper for next year.
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where is that?
He changed his team name and dropped all his players. What is wrong with him
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Lmao
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Jesus Christ
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He changed his team name and dropped all his players. What is wrong with him
he acquired an extra chromosome over the last 48 hours
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WTF happened? I'm sort of sure none of you are pedos.
4 waiver claims in lol.
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Are they all free game/can they be kept?
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he acquired an extra chromosome over the last 48 hours
Oh wow. Just catching up now on events. Can someone PM me details about Tommy/Iggy. I saw most of it up until the last day or two
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Are they all free game/can they be kept?
fen was half kidding I think. You, #1 waiver wire player of the pink oboe, can’t wait to pounce!
Also yes technically you could outscore me by 50 and get the bye if I lose and you win
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fen was half kidding I think. You, #1 waiver wire player of the pink oboe, can’t wait to pounce!
Also yes technically you could outscore me by 50 and get the bye if I lose and you win
I was half kidding about you guys not being pedos.
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fen was half kidding I think. You, #1 waiver wire player of the pink oboe, can’t wait to pounce!
Also yes technically you could outscore me by 50 and get the bye if I lose and you win
I intentionally haven't used waiver priority in case anyone made a mistake. This just feels unethical though
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I think the commish can add those players back
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I think the commish can add those players back
I wasn't kidding about waiver pickups, but if the majority rolls this way, I'm good with it.
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I think the commish can add those players back
I will... tonight
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sooooo....im not getting cam Newton?
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It was a dickish and babyish move by UKK considering much of the league had nothing to do with the incident
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It was a dickish and babyish move by UKK considering much of the league had nothing to do with the incident
No one in the league had anything to do with this.
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All of the players that UKK dropped from his roster have been re-added and he has been removed from the league.
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sooooo....im not getting cam Newton?
freak that excrement, I wanted Freeman lol.
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All of the players that UKK dropped from his roster have been re-added and he has been removed from the league.
He'll probably end up making a Giants like run and winning. His team is pretty good.
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He'll probably end up making a Giants like run and winning. His team is pretty good.
He's mathematically eliminated.
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He's mathematically eliminated.
excrement...so am i.
Which means it's time to put on my Spoiler hat. First victim - Puck.
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I was talking to my member berries about when I thought I had a bye locked up. They membered.
I'll be lucky to win this week just to stay in.
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I am so fucked. Thanks Ryan.
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I like my odds of moving on
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Oh well, this season was a slog, lots and lots of bad decisions and shitty players. I am surprised we kept the playoff streak going, every year since I have been in the league. Good luck to who I played today.
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Oh well, this season was a slog, lots and lots of bad decisions and shitty players. I am surprised we kept the playoff streak going, every year since I have been in the league. Good luck to who I played today.
stfu
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stfu
Good luck in your playoff series this week MB, you know the one for 10th place.
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Good luck in your playoff series this week MB, you know the one for 10th place.
thanks....also gfy
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That 10th place trophy is going to look great on the shelf about my shitter.
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Good luck, H Berg
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No matter what happens from here on out, I think we can all be thankful Soss isn’t going to win
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Good luck, H Berg
Nice run, good sir.
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I really, really wanted to win this season, and would've preferred someone else knock me out, but the two owners in the finals clearly deserve to be there.
I think I was a decent steward for this team this season, unlike those who couldn't help but show their true UKKcolors, and hopefully it's new manager reaps some kind of reward from that next season.
I do feel a bit redeemed -- getting my 2nd round pick back clearly made the difference between having a playoff quality team and not. The prize pool, which will go to others, was padded with an extra buyin, and if a couple bitchy posts was the worst thing anybody had to deal with, I'd say my resolution ended up as close to win-win as realistic, which was my aim all along.
Keeping myself out of the thread was a conscious decision, not an act of indifference, because I'd clearly cornered myself into a lose-lose situation. I took the route more befitting to my introverted, people-pleaser (bitch) personality, because frankly, I hate being the center of attention even more than I hate losing arguments or leaving disagreements unresolved.
See y'all around.
I really should have lost for not playing Watson but it's Soss so who cares
No matter what happens from here on out, I think we can all be thankful Soss isn’t going to win
I'll never get you, dude. But I guess if this league/thread has been your only source of impression of me, then it's likely not to be a great one.
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Keeping myself out of the thread was a conscious decision
You kept yourself off of the site. You could have posted in other threads...
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You kept yourself off of the site. You could have posted in other threads...
Definitely.
My intellectual arrogance isn't what it used to be -- I just haven't felt like I've had much to say regarding the Jets beyond a couple tweets a month, unless it's in response to someone else being boldly stupid/wrong. That tends not to happen much here, enough people have a solid grasp on things to not need any further echoing from me.
I realize that only lurking to gain extra insight for myself doesn't add anything to the board, and that's what people see. I've contributed in other ways though, enough so as to not consider myself a net moocher overall (am probably about due again), but I get no one else has any way of knowing that.
Regardless of any disagreements I've had with you, I've always wanted this board to do well.
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Definitely.
My intellectual arrogance isn't what it used to be -- I just haven't felt like I've had much to say regarding the Jets beyond a couple tweets a month, unless it's in response to someone else being boldly stupid/wrong. That tends not to happen much here, enough people have a solid grasp on things to not need any further echoing from me.
I realize that only lurking to gain extra insight for myself doesn't add anything to the board, and that's what people see. I've contributed in other ways though, enough so as to not consider myself a net moocher overall (am probably about due again), but I get no one else has any way of knowing that.
Regardless of any disagreements I've had with you, I've always wanted this board to do well.
you don't always have to contribute insight...just shooting the excrement with everyone is just as acceptable.
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The champ’s here!
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The champ’s here!
That's great, congrats, 7 years in the league and you made your first playoffs and got your first win, it's almost like your testicles finally descended.
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The champ’s here!
Good for you, man
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That's great, congrats, 7 years in the league and you made your first playoffs and got your first win, it's almost like your testicles finally descended.
I’ve made the playoffs a lot. My teams just usually excrement the bed.
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Congrats.
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Grats!
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Losing OBJ and Watson to season ending injuries was too much to overcome. Good season
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I'll make the payouts tonight
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Just putting this here so I remember.
Cooks and his franchise 5th round tender is available for trade.
Likely late round keepers for me are:
OJ Howard
Marquise Goodwin
Kerwynn Williams
Would likely franchise Goodwin or Howard in the final round if Cooks goes.
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You can’t franchise Marquise Goodwin. He’s not a rookie.
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I'll be franchising Bell again....and keeping Darvin Cook and Josh Gordon (as a juicy 16th rounder).
obviously that could change...but I doubt it.
good season fellas....congrats Heis.
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I’ll be keeping Kareem Hunt, Michael Thomas, and Tyreek Hill.
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I’ll be keeping Kareem Hunt, Michael Thomas, and Tyreek Hill.
you should name your team Dumb Khunts next year.
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The league champion and runner up have received their payouts.
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Deshaun Watson - Franchise (12th?), DeAndre Hopkins (3rd), and Robby Anderson (16th)
Unless someone gets injured those are going to be my 3
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You can’t franchise Marquise Goodwin. He’s not a rookie.
Thanks for the heads up. Been a tad disracted lately.
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The champ’s here!
Congrats but also freak You
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Congrats to Heismanberg.
I need to figure out whether to franchise Kamara for a 13th (ish not looking it up) or keep Gurley in that role for a 3rd. I think I can keep Adams again for a late rounder so he may be my third keeper
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Congrats to Heismanberg.
I need to figure out whether to franchise Kamara for a 13th (ish not looking it up) or keep Gurley in that role for a 3rd. I think I can keep Adams again for a late rounder so he may be my third keeper
You're nuts if you don't keep Gurley.
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You're nuts if you don't keep Gurley.
He could still keep Gurley, and move the franchise tag to Kamara for a 13th. I'd do it too.
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