Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: Heismanberg on December 10, 2013, 03:21:06 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd2aNEHKj1o
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I can't believe he got that far without realizing that she just wasn't into him.
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/whiteshoewillied
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/whiteshoewillied
I was trying to remember who that was. Thanks.
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Haha what was his dilemma again? He wanted to invite his chick friend that he was in love with as his +1 at a wedding right? Something like that.
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Staged...
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Hoverhand is back, yo.
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^He might actually have a shot with the beast on the right.
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^He might actually have a shot with the beast on the right.
which one....the rhino or the female KOZ?
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which one....the rhino or the female KOZ?
The Female Koz? I just threw up in my mouth.
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(http://i.imgur.com/9UwsVoT.jpg)
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^He might actually have a shot with the beast on the right.
Why would anyone want a shot with any of them? Damn.
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Why would anyone want a shot with any of them? Damn.
Beer and depression?
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Why would anyone want a shot with any of them? Damn.
cuz of dat derriere. daymn.
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The fart zone?
Bhahahahaha......you ain't coming back from that....hahaha
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Hahaha. I have no idea why dudes keep friendships with chicks they're secretly in love with. Must be torture. Either try and bang the girls you're friends with, or have less attractive female friends.
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Hahaha. I have no idea why dudes keep friendships with chicks they're secretly in love with. Must be torture. Either try and bang the girls you're friends with, or have less attractive female friends.
Those dudes don't get it because they're either young or not knowledgeable enough or they have no confidence. They think if they wait it out they'll be next in line. It's a fools errand. Poor bastards. I've seen people do it for over a year for one chick. It's bad news bears. There needs to be girls out there who can get these poor dudes out of that funk by freaking them. Do it for society. Bitches love society.
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Those dudes don't get it because they're either young or not knowledgeable enough or they have no confidence. They think if they wait it out they'll be next in line. It's a fools errand. Poor bastards. I've seen people do it for over a year for one chick. It's bad news bears. There needs to be girls out there who can get these poor dudes out of that funk by freaking them. Do it for society. Bitches love society.
There's always a broad for you if you can open your yapper and talk to them. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you're smelly, have chronic halitosis, you're dumb as a box of rocks (in fact dumb helps) if you can talk to a broad you can get laid, easy.
Look at MBGreen he has all of that and still has a wife. Speaking of fart zone, his wife farts just to make the smell bearable and he presumably (no one's really sure) gets laid.
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There's always a broad for you if you can open your yapper and talk to them. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you're smelly, have chronic halitosis, you're dumb as a box of rocks (in fact dumb helps) if you can talk to a broad you can get laid, easy.
Look at MBGreen he has all of that and still has a wife. Speaking of fart zone, his wife farts just to make the smell bearable and he presumably (no one's really sure) gets laid.
What's going on with you two? Post-coital remorse?
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What's going on with you two? Post-coital remorse?
You want in on this too, faggoot?
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You want in on this too, faggoot?
fooook off.
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Hoverhand is back, yo.
(http://i.imgur.com/SyZ23Gg.jpg)
That's the best viral trend ever
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What a douche
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I should start signing all my work emails with "Laugh girl it took me a long time to write that."
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Hahaaha
Text me.
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Not necessarily Friend Zone here, but this dude is a complete idiot
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That can't be real no freaking way
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That can't be real no freaking way
Saw that posted the other day, I think the general consensus was "probably fake."
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That can't be real no freaking way
^This
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Not necessarily Friend Zone here, but this dude is a complete idiot
This literally made me angry
Wow.lolololpl
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Hahahaha wtf
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(http://i.imgur.com/wM8QhqS.jpg)
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Damn, what a cold-hearted bitch
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Bitch looks like a fugly emo chick. I hope someone spit in her face that day
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Bitch looks like a fugly emo chick. I hope someone spit in her face that day
Hahaha. Nice.
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Bitch looks like a fugly emo chick. I hope someone spit in her face that day
That's what I thought too.
If your gonna be mean and ugly you go to hell lol
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(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/friend-zone-12.jpg%3Fw%3D500)
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Lol this is brutal rofl
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That dude gets a pass there ain't no way with that Rick Astley get up he is heterosexual no freaking way. Jesus he could be a petshop boi.
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Yeah, I'm calling gay. That's way too much effort to be possible.
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(http://i.imgur.com/rkwOiUU.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs
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goddamn
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Friendzone used to be a fun way to describe what happens when you wait too long before making a move. Now it's just sad.
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Friendzone used to be a fun way to describe what happens when you wait too long before making a move. Now it's just sad.
Tommy, Did she run away with your $50?
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Tommy, Did she run away with your $50?
Spent the entire hour on foreplay, and before I knew what was going on, she was gone.
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Spent the entire hour on foreplay, and before I knew what was going on, she was gone.
Hahhahahaha awesome.
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Lol its officially an epidemic
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(http://i.imgur.com/rkwOiUU.jpg)
These never get old
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What's awesome about that is that she put that excrement on tinder. No one wild mistake that dude for her bf.
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(http://goldandorsmith.com/GIFs/RaptorsFanKissRejection.gif)
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Haha oh excrement
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Ouch^
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Wow that's brutal.
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That's just on another level, Jesus
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Kid made his big drunk move and got shut down.
That must suck.
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Miserable cow hadn't even put her t-shirt on.
WE THE NORTH
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It looks like she was initially going in for it too, then changed her mind.
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Slightly different.
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I would bet anything that guy has made a skin lampshade or two in his lifetime.
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That girl is not getting paid enough to be there.
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That girl is not getting paid enough to be there.
hahahahaha
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Pregnet?
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Oh dear lord.
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This thread is excellent.
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ahahaha
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I worked with this guy who had an attractive female best friend. He was actually in her bridal party, the only dude. I can't even.
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I walked a friend down the isle, her father passed on, does that make me a friend zone dude? It might, except I set her up, with the dude she was marrying, to get rid of her......hmmmm
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These last three posts.. oh man. I feel pity
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I worked with this guy who had an attractive female best friend. He was actually in her bridal party, the only dude. I can't even.
I don't really get how weddings work, but did he have to walk down the isle with a dude from the grooms party?
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I don't really get how weddings work, but did he have to walk down the isle with a dude from the grooms party?
Haha. That's what I asked. He said he walked down with the groom's sister. Just, I dunno. And it wasn't a childhood best friend either. It was from HS, which makes me suspect big time friend zone. He just never let go.
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I don't really get how weddings work, but did he have to walk down the isle with a dude from the grooms party?
Not unless they wanted to do it that way. You can do basically whatever you want for your ceremony.
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Not unless they wanted to do it that way. You can do basically whatever you want for your ceremony.
(http://innovationmattersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/group.jpg)
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Did the Han of Honor have to walk down the aisle with a stormtrooper?
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Did the Han of Honor have to walk down the aisle with a stormtrooper?
I can't tell if Luke Skywalker is a chick or a dude.
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(http://innovationmattersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/group.jpg)
Wow their kid is going to have to learn about this someday.
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Wow their kid is going to have to learn about this someday.
Do they look like the sort of people who are going to have sex?
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Do they look like the sort of people who are going to have sex?
I dunno...the bride dressed up like JarJar Binks would be tough to say "no" to.
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(http://innovationmattersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/group.jpg)
Is that was the wedding Iggy attended and missed the tailgate?
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Hahahaha to the last 4 or 5 posts. Bravo.
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Do they look like the sort of people who are going to have sex?
Did you see this Star Wars skit? If not you need to:
Star Wars (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-star-w_fun)
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You have to wonder what goes through people's heads. "We had a theme wedding, it was wonderful. Dave dressed up as Fat Han and I was Chip Shop Leia."
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Luke Skywalker was a diesel dyke? That light sabre is probably his/her strap on. No wonder Chewbacca is smiling.
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You have to wonder what goes through people's heads. "We had a theme wedding, it was wonderful. Dave dressed up as Fat Han and I was Chip Shop Leia."
Hahahhahaha
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You have to wonder what goes through people's heads. "We had a theme wedding, it was wonderful. Dave dressed up as Fat Han and I was Chip Shop Leia."
We have a family friend who lives upstate, and his daughter had a white trash medieval-theme wedding. As in the wedding was medieval-themed, and everyone just happened to be white trash.
For some reason the groom was dressed as some sort of centurion/gladiator. There was also a pirate in attendance.
They have since divorced.
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^ hahahahaha
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^ hahahahaha
Our friend was actually given a halfway decent medieval outfit, furs and leathers and all that, but he looked extremely embarrassed in all the pictures. Apparently he got really drunk to get over it.
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http://np.reddit.com/r/neckbeardstories/comments/23ytc2/obese_neckbeard_offers_me_foodlove_xpost_from/
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she look good
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I really hope he didn't pay for it. But we all know he probably did.
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We have a family friend who lives upstate, and his daughter had a white trash medieval-theme wedding. As in the wedding was medieval-themed, and everyone just happened to be white trash.
For some reason the groom was dressed as some sort of centurion/gladiator. There was also a pirate in attendance.
They have since divorced.
Hark! Thine tale of marital ribaldry hath caused me to chortle
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^ lol
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looooooool
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Puck has really let himself go.
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Puck has really let himself go.
It could be worse.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Miamipuck/Bo_zps325f9256.jpg)
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^I still say you couldn't photoshop a better sign placement.
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Or a better drunk lover of the older lady placement.
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Or a better drunk lover of the older lady placement.
I was a slight bit tipsy. Sometimes after a few drinks it's fairly common to become completely oblivious to your surroundings and scare fellow passenger out of their seats for fear of vomit.
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I was a slight bit tipsy. Sometimes after a few drinks it's fairly common to become completely oblivious to your surroundings and scare fellow passenger out of their seats for fear of vomit.
I plan on filling that role this year
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^ i hope she showed up the next day, fleeced him, and never paid him back.
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That's exactly what happened.
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More likely she'd try to completely avoid him.
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More likely she'd try to completely avoid him.
After she took that suckers money.
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I think Badger's right. The chick actually established boundaries instead of leading him on.
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Haha yeah but he's not even in the friend zone. Pretty funny. He got acquaintance zoned.
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^ that's one of the worst things i've ever read
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Too bad, I am sure the ladies were just lining up for that prize.
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I'm slightly confused, did he friendzone the girl instead of sleeping with her? Or did she friendzone him so long ago he's just accepted his fate, and is hoping to one day break out of the spot she put him in?
either way wtf is that posted on facebook? I hate the way people choose to use social media.
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I'm slightly confused, did he friendzone the girl instead of sleeping with her? Or did she friendzone him so long ago he's just accepted his fate, and is hoping to one day break out of the spot she put him in?
either way wtf is that posted on facebook? I hate the way people choose to use social media.
bruh
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bruh
Yeah my bad... should have put that in the "annoyances" thread.
Disclaimer: Also I have no freaking clue what bruh was supposed to mean
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Yeah my bad... should have put that in the "annoyances" thread.
Disclaimer: Also I have no freaking clue what bruh was supposed to mean
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(http://i.imgur.com/XLKamoE.jpg)
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(http://www.tick.it/media/Galleries/42014/1989493_Main.jpg)
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^ the blonde has potential.
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Is he afraid to touch women?
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Is he afraid to touch women?
They're Thai lady boys.
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That might be more a classic case of "dumb bitch" than friendzone
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That might be more a classic case of "dumb bitch" than friendzone
She can't understand the compliment because she sees him so far outside the realm of attractiveness.
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That's just unfortunate for everyone involved.
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That dude is going to shoot up a school.
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That dude is going to shoot up a school.
freak YOU YOU STUPID freaking BITCH.
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that's like painfully uncomfortable to read if it were true
but then again I assume everything on the internet is fake
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She couldn't even get his birthday present to arrive on time? Ouch...
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In case anyone wants to do more... research. http://instagram.com/melanieribbe
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The broad is gorgeous, I will give her that.
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she should be punched in the face for writing official instagram model
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The broad is gorgeous, I will give her that.
gorgeous is stretching it
a girl that thinks she's hotter than she really makes a chick a lot uglier
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gorgeous is stretching it
a girl that thinks she's hotter than she really makes a chick a lot uglier
I don't really think it is, even though she may have pointy elbows or something.
I don't know anything about instagram model or any of that excrement. She is most likely 99.9% a queynte and I don't care I ain't looking to date her, freak her or even be friends with her that said, in general you're right that attitude makes a hot broad, fugly.
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She looks good. You guys are gay.
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everything about her instagram makes me hate her. I'd totally hate freak her
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gorgeous is stretching it
a girl that thinks she's hotter than she really makes a chick a lot uglier
Are you basing that on the photo posted above or the rest of her instagram?
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Are you basing that on the photo posted above or the rest of her instagram?
He's basing it on the fact that he walked past six hundred hotter women this morning going to Starbucks on the corner for his morning cup of joe. He was literally sweeping hotter women than that off his front step just to get out of the house, that's how hot the women in Miami are. Even the hobo women in Miami are hotter than any internet woman.
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Are you basing that on the photo posted above or the rest of her instagram?
Mostly the latter.
and JE, funny enough, that is 99% accurate. But the downside is you have to compete with boats. Can't win against boats
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Mostly the latter.
and JE, funny enough, that is 99% accurate. But the downside is you have to compete with boats. Can't win against boats
Rent a canoe and settle for 6's and 7's
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Rent a canoe and settle for 6's and 7's
6 and 7s here are like 9s-9.5s in Kansas City or some random place like that.
There's plenty of those. Not that much effort to bang
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6 and 7s here are like 9s-9.5s in Kansas City or some random place like that.
There's plenty of those. Not that much effort to bang
KC, Missouri or KC, Kansas?
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6 and 7s here are like 9s-9.5s in Kansas City or some random place like that.
There's plenty of those. Not that much effort to bang
How would you rate the guys?
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How would you rate the guys?
Even the guys in Miami are like a seven on the chick scale anywhere else. That's how hot everyone in Miami is.
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Even the guys in Miami are like a seven on the chick scale anywhere else. That's how hot everyone in Miami is.
I will make sure to shake my derriere for you at next tailgate.
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I will make sure to shake my derriere for you at next tailgate.
You're from Fort Lauderdale. You're a two on the Kansas City scale, never mind the Miami scale.
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You're from Fort Lauderdale. You're a two on the Kansas City scale, never mind the Miami scale.
I live in Miami fucko and I am hot.
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I live in Miami fucko and I am hot.
I thought you lived in Lauderdale? Now I know you're in Miami you've gone from a two to an eight.
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You're from Fort Lauderdale. You're a two on the Kansas City scale, never mind the Miami scale.
Fort Lauderdale and Boca is where all the hot white chicks live. it's south Florida, not just miami.
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what is JE's real height
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Real height or Miami height?
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KC, Missouri or KC, Kansas?
Which has less meth?
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You're from Fort Lauderdale. You're a two on the Kansas City scale, never mind the Miami scale.
That generous. On a 1-10 scale Puck is a 1 in Mississippi. He's panhandling outside a Tupelo Walmart.
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That generous. On a 1-10 scale Puck is a 1 in Mississippi. He's panhandling outside a Tupelo Walmart.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night, I fucked 5 twos!!!! - George Carlin
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#Yet. freak that excrement. Keep him around juuuust in case.
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#Yet. freak that excrement. Keep him around juuuust in case.
It's one thing to be secretly in love with a girl, but admitting it, having her reject you, and still hang around in the slim hopes she'll change her mind. Man, that's fuckn sad.
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Ouch.
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Removing a tag kind of removes the dude from the "friend zone", no?
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Removing a tag kind of removes the dude from the "friend zone", no?
Acquaintance zone?
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In the chicks defense, what the freak is that kid doing with his eyebrows/mouth?
it's almost like someone described to him how to smile for a picture and this is his first time trying it.
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They probably aren't even friends. He just wanted a cute chick in his feed.
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Change his tag to creepy dude.
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How can she untag? How can she untag?
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How can she untag? How can she untag?
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I had a chick untag from a fb pic on me once. Once...
She was never seen again.
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shouldnt be tagging bitches anyways.
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shouldnt be tagging bitches anyways.
In what context, tagging bitches is what we do.
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hahahahaha
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Ouch....
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wuahahaha thats next level
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I have trouble believing any of these are real
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bruh
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nooo Allen
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Slave-zoned.
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That's a load of bullshit, it can't be real.
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That's a load of bullshit, it can't be real.
Yeah it seems like that's something a clever but douchey 16 year old would write.
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Fuckin Allen
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Fuckin Allen
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(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/the_hangover21.jpg)
Rofl I almost posted a pic of him.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/3del6b/email_from_a_coworker_could_use_a_little_advice/
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that's some Charlie Brown sadness right there.
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Did you take that pic or just random internet photo?
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Internet.
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Internet.
my stoned lizard brain at 3am said "Oh, hey there's a british flag so JE must have taken the pic"
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lmao
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That kid might off himself. That excrement is viral
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I don't get it
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He shouldn't have waited the extra seven minutes.
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How are they going to leave his username uncensored in the reply?
RIP
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I don't believe it
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I don't believe it
It's rare but it happens.
I was friend zoned by two girls in high school. Fucked both of them freshman year in college in the same week. Sometimes all you gotta do is ask.
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Happened to me once too. Best friends for like 8 years. One night after the bar we got home drunk and he let me freak him
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Happened to me once too. Best friends for like 8 years. One night after the bar we got home drunk and he let me freak him
Atta girl.
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The one on the bottom is obviously not a bundle of sticks.
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That was on Reddit the other day, both the boyfriend and the male cheerleader turned up to comment. Apparently they are friends and the cheerleader was just giving her a boost to get to her boyfriend, he is otherwise rolling in poontang.
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She is hawt.
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Ouch
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lol
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Lol some of these are brutal
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Oh man. That's just wow.
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hahaha
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ecnaifed2015/status/728331470280908800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Wtf did I just watch
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Wtf did I just watch
AAAAAUUUUGH
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ecnaifed2015/status/728331470280908800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Guy got laid out like Amir Khan in a title fight.
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it doesn't have to be a title fight, his hoo-ha derriere will get knocked out regardless.
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I don't get fighting over chicks. If she makes up her mind move on.
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I don't get fighting over chicks. If she makes up her mind move on.
Fighting is one thing if you have to, fighting over a broad is pretty retarded but to get knocked the freak out and have it all over the internet over a chick that doesn't like you, well that's a whole other level of retarded.
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He's such a hoo-ha I'm wondering if it's fake
Lol
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This one is still cringe worthy
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/54hprz/it_was_a_cool_cat_but_still_not_sure_why_that/d821bsa
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/54hprz/it_was_a_cool_cat_but_still_not_sure_why_that/d821bsa
That's what you get for aiming for a future cat lady lol
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That's what you get for aiming for a future cat lady lol
Yeah, I'm not saying you have to be weird to be a cat owner, but all of the freaking bizarre people I know own cats.
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Oof
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that text field is just egging him on.
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10 bucks says he has that bitch in his profile pic.
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10 bucks says he has that bitch in his profile pic.
Another 10 that she asked him to take it down.
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(http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/08/C4HF7dzUcAAgtUn.jpg?969421)
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#stillsingletho
Oof.. dagger to the heart
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#stillsingletho
Oof.. dagger to the heart
He probably asked how he can "sing letho".
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Maybe if he stopped dressing like Pee-Wee Herman.
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Maybe if he stopped dressing like Pee-Wee Herman.
He looks like he has prosthetic legs.
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Maybe if he stopped dressing like Pee-Wee Herman.
The guy just needs a total makeover and he would be in her league. When straight guys intentionally look like gay guys, there is nowhere to go but friend zone.
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I didn't know horse country flooded a lot.
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Whyyyyyyyyy do people put themselves through this kind of torture? Just make a fuckn move, take the diss, and move the freak on.
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Whyyyyyyyyy do people put themselves through this kind of torture? Just make a fuckn move, take the diss, and move the freak on.
No confidence and obsession with one girl.
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No confidence and obsession with one girl.
definitely the latter
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Whyyyyyyyyy do people put themselves through this kind of torture? Just make a fuckn move, take the diss, and move the freak on.
Sometimes people want more than just getting laid. I understand what you are saying though.
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He looks like a gay bank robber.
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Oof
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A guy I went to highschool with.. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170614/6a9c44c992c609e597476f9bb6078da6.jpg)
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hahaha
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I would say no just out of principle
Also that chick seems like she is probably the worst
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^She's hawt.
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I would say no just out of principle
Also that chick seems like she is probably the worst
I'd eat the m&m's first then, say no.
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A guy I went to highschool with.. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170614/6a9c44c992c609e597476f9bb6078da6.jpg)
Not really friend zone material. You could make an argument for cuck zone.
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Not really friend zone material. You could make an argument for cuck zone.
Well yeah but this was the most appropriate thread
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https://mobile.twitter.com/thatrexguy/status/1079878972622733312
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Oh my God. Remember this thread?
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man imagine being rejected that hard by somebody that's not even that hot
bitvhes are running wild out here
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Don't think I've ever seen the fatherzone
(https://i.redd.it/fsqotutz6d131.jpg)
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Shocking that a guy abandoned a chick that named their daughter hosanna. That relationship never stood a chance
And the fatherzone is named Sloan? Explains the cuck mentality
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jesus christ that is sad. i legit feel bad for this guy. he has a kid with a hot enough chick and he didnt even get to smash.
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Shocking that a guy abandoned a chick that named their daughter hosanna. That relationship never stood a chance
And the fatherzone is named Sloan? Explains the cuck mentality
Lmao
Elite post
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Died reading that
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We're bringing it back for 2020
https://twitter.com/aiHYPHENly/status/1204103344010256386
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We're bringing it back for 2020
https://twitter.com/aiHYPHENly/status/1204103344010256386
Guy looks how I'd expect him to look.
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Would
https://twitter.com/aiHYPHENly/status/1149433692248530944?s=19
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https://twitter.com/denim_dog/status/1204108864330829824
Lmaoooo Ricky ok bud
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200117/4e2760f66f684f709a472fa6b7fffde3.jpg)
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^ Liam looks likes a homely broad.
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^ Liam looks likes a homely broad.
Yeah that may not be a dude, it's like Heismanberg, you can't tell.
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What are the key differences between someone caught in the friend zone and a simp? Need a younger person to explain.
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What are the key differences between someone caught in the friend zone and a simp? Need a younger person to explain.
You are our younger person, we're all old farts.
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what the freak is a simp
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Paging d_swordz....
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from what i've understood in the past, being a simp and being stuck in the friendzone can be very similar, with a couple of notable differences. i don't think the 'friendzone' label has any connotations about how hot the girl is, whereas a 'simp' tries to do the most for a girl who isn't even all that. plus, i don't think you actually need to be a friend to the girl to be a simp, you're just always trying to act like sir lancelot to other chicks for no damn reason
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What are the key differences between someone caught in the friend zone and a simp? Need a younger person to explain.
A simp tends to put all women on a pedestal, whereas someone caught in the friend zone is doing it with one specific woman and it doesn't necessarily follow that they do it with all/most women.
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Lol at asking a bunch of faggots about women?
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Lol at asking a bunch of faggots about women?
Care to chime in Liberace?
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Care to chime in Liberace?
I just did
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from what i've understood in the past, being a simp and being stuck in the friendzone can be very similar, with a couple of notable differences. i don't think the 'friendzone' label has any connotations about how hot the girl is, whereas a 'simp' tries to do the most for a girl who isn't even all that. plus, i don't think you actually need to be a friend to the girl to be a simp, you're just always trying to act like sir lancelot to other chicks for no damn reason
A simp tends to put all women on a pedestal, whereas someone caught in the friend zone is doing it with one specific woman and it doesn't necessarily follow that they do it with all/most women.
Thank you friends.
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Simp is a newer term. A lot of times it’s in reference to describe guys chasing after or worshipping females on social media online.
The earliest form of Simp were the dudes on TGG that used to give Pam a ton of extra attention because she was the only female on the board. Even though she was an anonymous, faceless, middle aged, married, and possibly a dude. She always had dude like hornet asking her questions, complimenting her, and fishing for interactions.
A lot of “simping” ive witnessed is online - guys that don’t have much interaction with females irl and are much more comfortable hitting on them or saying something outrageous from behind their keyboard.
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High school memories(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200120/6671fa3f3bbaedcf2a437ac34c27171c.jpg)
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Simp is a newer term. A lot of times it’s in reference to describe guys chasing after or worshipping females on social media online.
The earliest form of Simp were the dudes on TGG that used to give Pam a ton of extra attention because she was the only female on the board. Even though she was an anonymous, faceless, middle aged, married, and possibly a dude. She always had dude like hornet asking her questions, complimenting her, and fishing for interactions.
A lot of “simping” ive witnessed is online - guys that don’t have much interaction with females irl and are much more comfortable hitting on them or saying something outrageous from behind their keyboard.
She also wasn't even the only woman, she just posted the most out of all of them.
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She also wasn't even the only woman, she just posted the most out of all of them.
I don’t really remember any other chicks besides Tommy
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I don’t really remember any other chicks besides Tommy
jetophile, Erika Esola, some posters' pizzas
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I don’t really remember any other chicks besides Tommy
i remember there was this ugly greasy looking bastard over there. i forgot his name but he was an annoying poster.
his GF was a dominican who didn't look dominican at all and she was posting on TGG. she posted an ugly picture of herself, he for some bizarre reason told everyone he was taking a shower and then he posted a picture of himself, and then they both got clowned for being ugly. the girl got mad and started talking excrement and making up excuses, then she said she was happy that haiti got hit by an earthquake and i believe she was fighting pam about it
that place was a fvcking mess
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Ollie and lollie?
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jetophile, Erika Esola, some posters' pizzas
Spivey was the only one worth remembering
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Ollie and lollie?
yeah it was them lol
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yeah it was them lol
I stumbled across his Twitter account the other day. He's a full time MAGA reply guy now.
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Spivey was the only one worth remembering
Oh yeah, nice honkers.
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https://twitter.com/stopavery/status/1232733028889382912?s=21
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They will probably get in some exercises while there.
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Love Is Blind is an awful series but there is some epic friend-zoning that happens in the finale
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https://twitter.com/stopavery/status/1232733028889382912?s=21
This is in the wrong thread.
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Love Is Blind is an awful series but there is some epic friend-zoning that happens in the finale
This show looks so bad but the commentary from people watching it has me considering
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This is in the wrong thread.
Cuck Zone?
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Cuck Zone?
rooster zone
I have a weird feeling that excrement is fake though.
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guys its fake
those are porn stars
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johnny sins has gotten to prone-bone a prime lisa ann
lucky as.s bi.tch mutherfvckin bi.tch
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https://twitter.com/mistergeezy/status/1315000909194301444?s=21
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https://twitter.com/mistergeezy/status/1315000909194301444?s=21
what a lunatic
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https://twitter.com/thesarahkelly/status/1356024918203375617?s=21
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https://twitter.com/shymydude/status/1387143316416856068?s=21
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^ hahaha
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https://twitter.com/rakeateener/status/1421143513228529676?s=21
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https://twitter.com/rakeateener/status/1421143513228529676?s=21
^ That's gotta be Florida.
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Still trying to figure out what happened. Did he try to flip her?
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Still trying to figure out what happened. Did he try to flip her?
I think the opposite. Using the pause/start button to stop/start frame-by-frame you can see at the 0:05 sec. mark that it was the chick that tried lifting and flipping him......at the 0:06 sec. mark she can't handle the weight and Waldo begins his head-first crash to the floor (how this guy escaped serious injury is a wonder).
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I think the opposite. Using the pause/start button to stop/start frame-by-frame you can see at the 0:05 sec. mark that it was the chick that tried lifting and flipping him......at the 0:06 sec. mark she can't handle the weight and Waldo begins his head-first crash to the floor (how this guy escaped serious injury is a wonder).
Thanks for the play by play
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That looked like John Cena’s finishing move
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That looked like John Cena’s finishing move
i was gonna say. it kinda looked like a cena or an angle slam. homie got fvcked up
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https://twitter.com/manmilk2/status/1434932614801068037?s=21
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210925/af5f08f956880b3e2dff3b77fdb92218.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/oldrowsports/status/1454582553843752962?s=21
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https://twitter.com/oldrowsports/status/1454582553843752962?s=21
Props, dude stood strong despite boner pressure.
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https://twitter.com/oldrowsports/status/1454582553843752962?s=21
she probably has dragon breath
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she probably has dragon breath
It's amazing how "attractive" have changed over the years. 20 years ago, that nerdy-derriere dude would have chopped off his left nut just whack off to that girl's penmanship. Now, dorks like that can turn down regular girls like that and probably do better. What a world.
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It's amazing how "attractive" have changed over the years. 20 years ago, that nerdy-derriere dude would have chopped off his left nut just whack off to that girl's penmanship. Now, dorks like that can turn down regular girls like that and probably do better. What a world.
"Hey, that's my Pi"
-Stan Gable
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https://twitter.com/pattbrennan8/status/1480296927463821313?s=21
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https://twitter.com/pattbrennan8/status/1480296927463821313?s=21
Funko Pops should always be a dealbreaker
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https://twitter.com/ddonwhytee/status/1511070499878670340?s=21&t=BnxiCVket0I3xchsGJE7cQ
Comments:
https://twitter.com/ikasoba000/status/1511228670106832903?s=21&t=BnxiCVket0I3xchsGJE7cQ
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https://twitter.com/jov4n/status/1525799784304496640?s=21&t=gmZBjH_LrisPLN0_SLjFag
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/she-friend-zoned-him-he-s-suing-her-for-23-million-over-it/ar-AA171xtg
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/she-friend-zoned-him-he-s-suing-her-for-23-million-over-it/ar-AA171xtg
>drone racing executive
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https://twitter.com/Bornakang/status/1658731103383846912?s=20
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https://twitter.com/fadehubb/status/1658569305368285196?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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I was at the pub
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https://x.com/wildcatbrodie/status/1713649502744391999?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/wildcatbrodie/status/1713649502744391999?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
sleeping with your ex isn't cheating. It's like...reheating leftovers.
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sleeping with your ex isn't cheating. It's like...reheating leftovers.
You are a terrible life partner.
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You are a terrible life partner.
words hurt, Cato.
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You are a terrible life partner.
leftover pizza can be delicious
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What are the poles of leftover quality? Meaning the food that are even better/best as leftovers, and the foods that are borderline inedible as leftovers. You have to actually like the original meal too.
I'm going with cold lasagna and grilled asparagus.
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What are the poles of leftover quality? Meaning the food that are even better/best as leftovers, and the foods that are borderline inedible as leftovers. You have to actually like the original meal too.
I'm going with cold lasagna and grilled asparagus.
Chili and gumbo.
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Chili and gumbo.
Yeah stews always make great leftovers.
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What are the poles of leftover quality? Meaning the food that are even better/best as leftovers, and the foods that are borderline inedible as leftovers. You have to actually like the original meal too.
I'm going with cold lasagna and grilled asparagus.
I cannot abide cold Italian leftovers.
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Curries are often better the following day.
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I cannot abide cold Italian leftovers.
War raged between their kingdoms from that day, an unquenchable blood lustthat threatened to tear the continent asunder.
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Curries are often better the following day.
I got chicken vindaloo last week and had the leftovers like 3 days later…can confirm this.
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https://x.com/savinthebees/status/1716552374150717587?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/savinthebees/status/1716552374150717587?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
She's overcompensating, he's hitting that.
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https://x.com/heykayadams/status/1757071710845890891?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg