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The Rest Of The Sports World => Designated Hitters Make Baseball Better => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on September 08, 2016, 06:36:24 AM

Title: Tebowmania
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 08, 2016, 06:36:24 AM
New York Mets are signing Tim Tebow to a minor league deal
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2016, 06:37:43 AM
New York Mets are signing Tim Tebow to a minor league deal
#blessed
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2016, 07:08:16 AM
#circus
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: MBGreen on September 08, 2016, 07:34:14 AM
#puntprotectorbatting9th

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2016, 08:17:22 AM
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Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: guinness77 on September 08, 2016, 10:33:08 AM
The Mets are playing their best ball since April, with some patchwork magic, and you make this move? Stupid.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Johnny English on September 08, 2016, 10:44:38 AM
The Mets are playing their best ball since April, with some patchwork magic, and you make this move? Stupid.

I doubt that any player outside of Columbia or St Lucie (yes, of course I had to look those up) is concerned about losing playing time. Should sell a few jerseys though.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
It won't matter unless he by miracle gets called up to the majors which won't happen in a million years.  Probably a bit of a media circus until he gets shitcanned or fizzles out.  Maybe their farm system will make a few bucks off the Tebowmania morons.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2016, 11:51:54 AM

The Mets are playing their best ball since April, with some patchwork magic, and you make this move? Stupid.

How would this affect the Mets? It's not like when the Jets signed Tebow.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2016, 12:38:02 PM
Cimini can't help himself with all the Tebow crap today.  He's a good journalist, but he has an annoying habit of harping in the same excrement over and over again.  Buttfumble and Tebow.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 08, 2016, 12:54:04 PM
He's a good journalist

That would require him to have journalistic integrity, which he's proven time and again that he doesn't. #druggy #circus
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: NDMick on September 08, 2016, 02:04:42 PM


The jesus freaks will flock to him, and the Mets' farm system is in florida. It's an easy way for a minor league stadium to sell more tickets.

Smart business move
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: guinness77 on September 08, 2016, 05:22:00 PM
How would this affect the Mets? It's not like when the Jets signed Tebow.
It's Tim friggin Tebow. Why? Guess Freddy Coupon wants to make another $5.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2016, 05:25:06 PM

It's Tim friggin Tebow. Why? Guess Freddy Coupon wants to make another $5.

It's a business. And it doesn't affect your team's chances of winning one iota. I don't understand why you let things get to you like this.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: guinness77 on September 08, 2016, 06:27:29 PM
It's a business. And it doesn't affect your team's chances of winning one iota. I don't understand why you let things get to you like this.
Get to me?  I don't have the time to care much about sports lately.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 08, 2016, 07:20:23 PM
he wont directly affect us on the field, but i feel like a move like this will just bring nothing but bad luck to the team, because freak tebow

however i can definitely see players on the major league roster being asked/pestered/annoyed with tebow questions. let's say tebow manages to hit a HR in single A ball. i can totally see one of the many shitty 'sports' journalists around nowadays go up to conforto and ask something like '.....so tebow hit a HR tonight in the minors, LOL do you have any fear for your spot on the roster LOLZ?'

or other token garbage hypothetical questions - 'if tebow was on this roster, would you trust him? how do you think the clubhouse would receive him?' etc etc etc

pointless move. he should just give up on professional sports and find another way to make money and support himself. pointless pointless move
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2016, 07:46:12 PM

Get to me?  I don't have the time to care much about sports lately.

You were the first one to bitch about it. Come on now.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Badger on September 08, 2016, 07:53:23 PM
You were the first one to bitch about it. Come on now.

We have to respect Mets fan culture.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: guinness77 on September 08, 2016, 08:16:15 PM
You were the first one to bitch about it. Come on now.
Why do you care? This is about Tebow, I expressed my opinion. Sorry you didn't like it.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2016, 08:17:00 PM

Why do you care? This is about Tebow, I expressed my opinion. Sorry you didn't like it.

Shut up and get agitated and write a long dissertation.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: guinness77 on September 08, 2016, 08:25:39 PM
Shut up and get agitated and write a long dissertation.
Why?
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: MBGreen on September 09, 2016, 10:22:03 AM
Why?
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Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 14, 2016, 11:21:35 AM
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Tim Tebow is in the Arizona Fall League. He might be better suited to playing in an Arizona high school league. His presence here is a farce, and he looks like an imposter pretending to have talent he does not possess.

Tebow the baseball player is not a baseball player; he’s a washed-up quarterback who has size and nothing else. His swing is long, and he wields the bat like someone who hasn’t played the sport in more than a decade, which he hasn’t. He can’t catch up to 90 mph, which is well below the major league average for a fastball, and was cutting through fastballs in the zone on Wednesday night. He rolled over twice on fastballs, which is something you generally see professional hitters do only on off-speed stuff, and he showed below-average running speed. In left field, his routes look like those of a wide receiver, although he managed to eventually make his way around to a fly ball in left.

In short, there’s absolutely no baseball justification for Tebow to be here.

There are organizational players — players who fill out minor league rosters but have little to no chance to play in the majors — in the AFL every year, but they’re at least credible in the role. Tebow is the only hitter I’ve seen here this year or in any recent year who couldn’t even square up a below-average fastball.

Chasing celebrities is no way to run a player-development department, an organization or a league. Everyone involved in the decision should be embarrassed when they’re done counting their money.

- Keith Law
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 14, 2016, 11:30:57 AM
^ Shocking.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Miamipuck on October 14, 2016, 12:26:37 PM
Wow that guy hates Jesus, I hope the Christian right reads that scouting report and mobilizes to fight a hugely important issue like this.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2020, 09:52:50 PM
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-tim-tebow-married-demi-leigh-nel-peters-20200120-w4xo75aa35g4fh7isyprrbwftq-story.html

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Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 21, 2020, 07:41:26 AM
LOL bo.
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Miamipuck on January 21, 2020, 10:02:10 AM
She an 8 or 9 on the JFIF scale?
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2020, 10:33:38 AM
She an 8 or 9 on the JFIF scale?

JFIF has paid to fingerbang strippers that are built like Tim Tebow
Title: Re: Tebowmania
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2020, 10:47:17 AM
She an 8 or 9 on the JFIF scale?
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