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Title: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2016, 11:32:25 AM
Apparently it's today on Coney Island.

I hope Badger entered....he got the skills and hollow leg, to win the title.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Badger on July 04, 2016, 12:43:12 PM
Coney Island is too freaking far
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2016, 01:07:46 PM
Quote from: Badger on July 04, 2016, 12:43:12 PM
Coney Island is too freaking far

free hot dogs doe


Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 05, 2016, 11:42:08 AM
It's always on July 4th.

Joey Chestnut GOAT.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 05, 2016, 11:48:49 AM
Quote from: AlioTheFool on July 05, 2016, 11:42:08 AM
It's always on July 4th.

Joey Chestnut GOAT.

The Badger could take him.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Tommy on July 05, 2016, 12:26:22 PM
I like Coney Island. They really cleaned it up. The Thunderbolt is a cool ride too.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 05, 2016, 01:02:42 PM
Unless I get to watch someone waste Luther, I see no reason to visit Coney Island.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Badger on July 05, 2016, 03:08:02 PM
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 05, 2016, 01:02:42 PM
Unless I get to watch someone waste Luther, I see no reason to visit Coney Island.

Brooklyn Bolts FXFL games
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2020, 08:39:11 AM
Reopen Nathan's
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 02, 2020, 07:52:27 AM
Quote from: Badger on May 14, 2020, 08:39:11 AM
Reopen Nathan's

the Hot dog eating contest is a go on Saturday....you should be in attendance.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 02, 2020, 09:08:32 PM
Quote from: MBGreen on July 02, 2020, 07:52:27 AM
the Hot dog eating contest is a go on Saturday....you should be in attendance.

Team Joey Chestnut!
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:25:20 AM
Sudo beat the women's record.  48.5 dogs.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:40:43 AM
Getting ready to start.  I predict Chestnut eats 70.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2020, 11:41:46 AM
Chestnut is a mutant
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2020, 11:41:46 AM
Chestnut is a mutant
I think I could do 10.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2020, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:43:20 AM
I think I could do 10.
I’d have a stroke after 5
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:50:23 AM
On pace for about 90 halfway through.  Unreal.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2020, 11:54:08 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:50:23 AM
On pace for about 90 halfway through.  Unreal.
He’s slowing down
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:55:57 AM
75.  Broke the record.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2020, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:55:57 AM
75.  Broke the record.
He must have a glad garbage bag for a stomach
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:57:03 AM
This is by far the greatest thing to happen to Americans this year
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 11:58:31 AM
Quote
I just yelled at a grown man on TV to "Put it in your mouth!" because I wanted to see a Nathan's hot dog record.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2020, 12:02:15 PM
Friday night tailgate dinner at Nathan’s in Coney Island....book it
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2020, 12:04:29 PM
..
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Gaddamn
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Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 09:26:28 AM
It's that time of year again.  Contest begins at 12pm EST.

I hope Brian "Dud Light" Dudzinski shows up and shocks the world this year.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 10:50:25 AM
TIL China owns Nathan's Hot Dogs.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 11:18:49 AM
Joey Chestnut is a better athlete than Tom Brady and it's not even close.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 12:08:45 PM
Chestnut ate 76 hotdogs in 10 mins......new world record.

I still think Badger can beat him
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Heismanberg on July 04, 2021, 01:23:31 PM
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 12:08:45 PM
Chestnut ate 76 hotdogs in 10 mins......new world record.

I still think Badger can beat him

Bring back Kobayashi
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Heismanberg on July 04, 2021, 01:23:31 PM
Bring back Kobayashi
What happened to that guy
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Heismanberg on July 04, 2021, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 01:50:03 PM
What happened to that guy

He refused to sign a competitive eating contract so he got blocked from participating
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2021, 01:57:49 PM
I wonder if I could eat 76 hotdogs in a week.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 02:14:10 PM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2021, 01:57:49 PM
I wonder if I could eat 76 hotdogs in a week.
Keep us posted
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: delavan on July 05, 2021, 08:39:06 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2021, 01:57:49 PM
I wonder if I could eat 76 hotdogs in a week.

Think about it: 11 a day; 3 for breakfast, 4 for lunch, 4 for dinner (3 for lunch on the last day).  Piece o' cake.

Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: delavan on July 06, 2021, 08:49:18 PM
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 11:18:49 AM
Joey Chestnut is a better athlete than Tom Brady and it's not even close.

True, but...

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1412547320235794436
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 06, 2021, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: delavan on July 06, 2021, 08:49:18 PM
True, but...

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1412547320235794436

Competitive eaters are more athletes than golfers.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 07:12:45 AM
Should be very close, no idea who will win.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 04, 2022, 08:16:49 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 07:12:45 AM
Should be very close, no idea who will win.

Joey Chestnut's toilet always loses.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2022, 08:20:41 AM
Quote from: CatoTheElder on July 04, 2022, 08:16:49 AM
Joey Chestnut's toilet always loses.

As does taste, decency and class.

Competitive gluttony is staggeringly offensive, as I like to remind you all every year.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2022, 09:18:20 AM
Quote from: Johnny English on July 04, 2022, 08:20:41 AM
As does taste, decency and class.

Competitive gluttony is staggeringly offensive, as I like to remind you all every year.
No
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 09:24:31 AM
Quote from: Johnny English on July 04, 2022, 08:20:41 AM
As does taste, decency and class.

Competitive gluttony is staggeringly offensive, as I like to remind you all every year.
This is why America is the fun uncle.

It is a honour to see him compete as the greatest athlete of all time by eating hot dog sandwiches.
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Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2022, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 09:24:31 AM
This is why America is the fun uncle.

It is a honour to see him compete as the greatest athlete of all time by eating hot dog sandwiches.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220704/12b2676b7e2187e4390ca34f9fb6fe43.jpg)

RIP Landfill
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 11:29:20 AM
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2022, 09:57:45 AM
RIP Landfill
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Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 11:36:53 AM
Intros are on now, should be starting in a few minutes.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 12:03:23 PM
Chestnut wins again, only 63 hotdogs this year
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 12:06:55 PM
Goddamn I think Joey broke the guy's neck, I missed that.

https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1544003694705971200?t=YeggqE00W_BH3oOBDXHcsA&s=19
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Heismanberg on July 04, 2022, 01:09:54 PM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 12:06:55 PM
Goddamn I think Joey broke the guy's neck, I missed that.

https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1544003694705971200?t=YeggqE00W_BH3oOBDXHcsA&s=19


He got those dogs in him
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 01:46:14 PM
https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/1544004599874461697?t=mbA7f5em7qxO89-ZsMgZfQ&s=19
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2022, 05:12:57 PM
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2022, 11:29:20 AM
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haha....i might watch this tonight
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 29, 2023, 09:57:55 AM
https://x.com/greygoosehater/status/1707550753408065759?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Heismanberg on September 29, 2023, 09:59:07 AM
lol jfc
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: Heismanberg on September 29, 2023, 09:59:22 AM
Every time this thread is bumped, I'm hoping it's because Joey Chesnut no longer exists on this earth
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: MBGreen on September 29, 2023, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Heismanberg on September 29, 2023, 09:59:22 AM
Every time this thread is bumped, I'm hoping it's because Joey Chesnut no longer exists on this earth

he will remain in your life until the rapture.
Title: Re: Nathan's Annual Hot Dog eating contest
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 29, 2023, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: Heismanberg on September 29, 2023, 09:59:22 AM
Every time this thread is bumped, I'm hoping it's because Joey Chesnut no longer exists on this earth

I feel the polar opposite, I fear I'll open it to the worst news ever.