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Title: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on March 03, 2016, 10:58:36 AM
The Saints have interest in re-signing CB Kyle Wilson.

Wilson played 509 snaps last year, grading out positively in coverage at PFF. He could be brought back to compete for one of the final corner spots with P.J. Williams and Damian Swann. Wilson should settle for the veteran minimum.

Rotocrap

Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Pope on March 03, 2016, 11:47:14 AM
He had 7 passes defended, 1 interception, and 739 finger wags, 60% of which came with a flag on the play
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on March 07, 2016, 04:02:30 PM
I'm told the #Saints and former first-round CB Kyle Wilson have agreed to terms on a one-year deal to keep him in New Orleans.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2016, 09:17:07 PM
surviveone is happy
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on March 07, 2016, 09:45:50 PM
surviveone is happy
He sucks

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2018, 11:46:11 AM
Saints have Lattimore, Kamara, and Ramczyk as 3 legitimate ROY candidates. Absolute home-run of a draft class.

Jeff Ireland was hired as their Director of college scouting a year or 2 ago.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2018, 01:15:31 PM
Saints have Lattimore, Kamara, and Ramczyk as 3 legitimate ROY candidates. Absolute home-run of a draft class.

Jeff Ireland was hired as their Director of college scouting a year or 2 ago.

I guess their moms weren't hookers.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on November 09, 2018, 03:36:10 PM
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NFL Network's Tom Pelissero reports Dez Bryant left Friday's practice with what the Saints fear is a torn Achilles.

He's getting an MRI as we speak. This would be an absolutely devastating turn of events for Dez, who ended his nearly seven-month unemployment Wednesday by signing a one-year deal with New Orleans. Bryant wasn't expected to play this week anyway but now he could be lost for the season. With Bryant now likely to join Ted Ginn (knee) and Cameron Meredith (knee) on injured reserve, more will be asked of rookie deep threat Tre'Quan Smith down the stretch while Michael Thomas will continue to be a target hog for the 7-1 Saints.

Jesus, that was brief. 
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 09, 2018, 04:35:33 PM
I’ve always disliked Dez... a lot... but I legit wanted to see him play this year and feel terrible for him
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Pope on November 09, 2018, 05:22:53 PM
Grand opening grand closing
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 10, 2018, 11:46:27 AM
Did not know we had an Lolsaints thread.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on November 10, 2018, 12:10:49 PM
Did not know we had an Lolsaints thread.

I'm pretty sure there's one for everyone. 
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on June 21, 2019, 11:50:25 AM
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Updating a previous New Orleans Times-Picayune report, Michael Thomas is seeking $22 million per year.
The Saints are reportedly at $18 million annually. A contract should be coming eventually, but "nothing is imminent" with about four million separating the two sides. There are a few receivers waiting on new deals, so there may be a waiting game to see where the market settles for elite receivers. Thomas has the most receptions (321) since 2016, his first year in the league.

Is this the future of the position? 22million a year for a wide out? Holy freak how the times change

Blows Antonio brown and ODB out of the water if he's even close to that number
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on June 21, 2019, 12:30:24 PM
Is this the future of the position? 22million a year for a wide out? Holy freak how the times change

Blows Antonio brown and ODB out of the water if he's even close to that number

I can't keep track any more, but what are AB and ODB at now? I thought they were 14-16 per ish
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 21, 2019, 05:04:34 PM
^^i see that happen all the time so it's not something singular to one person, but why do people/the general public call OBJ 'ODB' all the time and not realize that they're calling him ODB, and not OBJ?

ODB was/is a legend. OBJ is a twerk queen
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on June 21, 2019, 06:01:57 PM
^^i see that happen all the time so it's not something singular to one person, but why do people/the general public call OBJ 'ODB' all the time and not realize that they're calling him ODB, and not OBJ?

ODB was/is a legend. OBJ is a twerk queen

LOL, I almost called this out earlier. I'm an old fart and I've never knowingly heard a Wu Tang Clan track but even I know the difference between ODB and OBJ.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on July 10, 2019, 09:37:20 PM
ODB just sounds cooler than OBJ. We know who the real ODB is of course.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: mj2sexay on December 27, 2019, 10:22:36 AM
Saints bringing in AB for a workout per Schefty.

What's the worst that happens if they get him to commit to a deal for the rest of the year on the vets minimum? League says he can't play? Big deal. They don't have to pay him apparently the fine would come out of a league-wide playoff pool.

Meanwhile the upside is having AB and Michael Thomas on the field at the same time. Yikes.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on December 27, 2019, 11:21:40 AM
Saints bringing in AB for a workout per Schefty.

What's the worst that happens if they get him to commit to a deal for the rest of the year on the vets minimum? League says he can't play? Big deal. They don't have to pay him apparently the fine would come out of a league-wide playoff pool.

Meanwhile the upside is having AB and Michael Thomas on the field at the same time. Yikes.
Or he starts posting crazy excrement on Instagram again, won't wear his helmet, and starts trying to freak a trashcan on camera at practice.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 27, 2019, 12:04:54 PM
Or he starts posting crazy excrement on Instagram again, won't wear his helmet, and starts trying to freak a trashcan on camera at practice.

Hilarious one sentence summary of the madness that is AB 2019.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2019, 11:30:35 AM
Saints bringing in AB for a workout per Schefty.

What's the worst that happens if they get him to commit to a deal for the rest of the year on the vets minimum? League says he can't play? Big deal. They don't have to pay him apparently the fine would come out of a league-wide playoff pool.

Meanwhile the upside is having AB and Michael Thomas on the field at the same time. Yikes.
Or he starts posting crazy excrement on Instagram again, won't wear his helmet, and starts trying to freak a trashcan on camera at practice.
Antonio Brown didn't show up alone to the #Saints workout.

@MikeGarafolo's sources say AB brought a camera crew and an entourage with him. https://t.co/FSjLIC3A3Y
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2019, 11:39:18 AM
Antonio Brown didn't show up alone to the #Saints workout.

@MikeGarafolo's sources say AB brought a camera crew and an entourage with him. https://t.co/FSjLIC3A3Y

This dude has obviously lost his motherfucking mind
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2019, 11:51:20 AM
This dude has obviously lost his motherfucking mind
It's kind of sad except that he was a Patriot. That part is awesome.

Other than that, I don't think he has anyone or trusts anyone enough to tell him to STFU.  It's like getting mad with a child for doing childish things.  Normalcy isn't driving that bus.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2019, 12:05:53 PM
It's kind of sad except that he was a Patriot. That part is awesome.

Other than that, I don't think he has anyone or trusts anyone enough to tell him to STFU.  It's like getting mad with a child for doing childish things.  Normalcy isn't driving that bus.


Just as long as that bus doesn’t come any where near Florham Park I’m ok
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2020, 09:16:32 AM
https://apnews.com/8a88d4d188c04751d9731a49081d5d3c

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The New Orleans Saints are going to court to keep the public from seeing hundreds of emails that allegedly show team executives doing public relations damage control for the area’s Roman Catholic archdiocese to help it contain the fallout from a burgeoning sexual abuse crisis.

Weird. 
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Miamipuck on January 24, 2020, 09:25:31 AM
https://apnews.com/8a88d4d188c04751d9731a49081d5d3c

Weird. 

Were they supplying kids to the church?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2020, 09:37:59 AM
What the fuuuck
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on January 24, 2020, 10:18:04 AM
Kill the franchise
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2020, 10:19:10 AM
This is really going to hurt their cap space.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2020, 10:21:50 AM
Man, if this turns out to be what this story says it is, the Saints might be forced into changing ownership or something like the Panthers did with Jerry Richardson.  Can't really punish the players for something like this, but someone needs to go down if they are helping cover up child molestation.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on January 24, 2020, 10:36:41 AM
Is there any chance the Patriots can be involved in this?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2020, 10:54:57 AM
Is there any chance the Patriots can be involved in this?
Catholic Rub n tug facility?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on January 24, 2020, 12:19:27 PM
Catholic Rub n tug facility?

Altar boys' quarters.

(Low-hanging fruit, I know)
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 13, 2020, 06:44:25 AM
https://twitter.com/xisaiahvii/status/1227295824142430209?s=21
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 13, 2020, 06:48:24 AM
Background:

“@profootballtalk: If you don't think Taysom Hill is a future star in the NFL, you haven't been paying close enough attention to him. He was the best player on the field for either team in the Saints-Vikings playoff game. The biggest question is can he stay healthy if used all the time?“

“ Taysom Hill views himself as a franchise quarterback; "If the Saints don't view me that way, well then I have to leave," Hill recently told @RobMaaddi”
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on February 18, 2020, 01:15:49 PM
old man Brees back for another season
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2020, 06:58:39 PM
https://twitter.com/nick_underhill/status/1292558489332731904
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2020, 07:04:36 PM
https://twitter.com/nick_underhill/status/1292558489332731904

I have to drop a Duce
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 09, 2020, 07:23:04 PM
CEEDY FCKING DUCE IM FCKIN DCRYING
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on August 09, 2020, 07:30:06 PM
I would love the story behind that move. And how excited is mom to see that’s his new name?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on August 11, 2020, 06:24:04 PM
I'm not sure if that's supposed to mean something

But who would want their name to sound like seedy deuce
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on September 01, 2020, 03:54:07 PM
Josina Anderson reporting Saints are open to trading Alvin Kamara


https://twitter.com/josinaanderson/status/1300890569049346053?s=21


I’d be floored if they did that right now with them gunning to be the NFC favorite
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on September 01, 2020, 03:54:46 PM
They aren't trading him.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2020, 04:00:57 PM
Isn't he holding out? Seems like brinkmanship.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 01, 2020, 05:32:18 PM
Fake Schefter got me.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on September 01, 2020, 05:36:32 PM
Kamara traded to the Bears for a second rounder.

Where did you see this?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 01, 2020, 05:46:20 PM
Where did you see this?

I thought it was Schefter but it looks like I fell victim to the fake account. Editing.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 11, 2020, 04:55:03 PM
Saints’ WR Michael Thomas had an altercation with a teammate at practice this weekend, per league sources. Saints now disciplining Thomas by sitting him Monday night, when he was being listed as questionable with an ankle injury.

Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: mj2sexay on October 24, 2020, 11:20:10 AM
Florio reporting the Saints are opening to dealing Mike.

I don't see it happening, but crazier shits gone down.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on October 24, 2020, 11:25:21 AM
Florio reporting the Saints are opening to dealing Mike.

I don't see it happening, but crazier shits gone down.

Does he have a reputation of being a dick? I can see a scenario in which they know this is Brees' last season, are preparing for a full rebuild and don't want someone around with a track record of being difficult to work with. That said, any trade would make far more sense after the season is over - they'll get a better return, the cap damage wouldn't be as bad, and presumably they would want to give Brees every chance possible of going out with a ring.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 12:14:39 PM
Trade all the things for him.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 12:14:52 PM
Trade all the things for him.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on October 24, 2020, 12:15:30 PM
I don't want Thomas.  He's Charmin soft and he's thrived in a great, high volume offense with a top tier quarterback.  He would be wasted with the Jets. 

Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2020, 12:17:44 PM
I don't want Thomas.  He's Charmin soft and he's thrived in a great, high volume offense with a top tier quarterback.  He would be wasted with the Jets.
Ok don't trade all the things for him, I don't know.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 16, 2020, 01:46:45 PM
Brees has multiple rib fractures and a collapsed lung
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on November 16, 2020, 01:53:42 PM
Brees has multiple rib fractures and a collapsed lung

RIP
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Jumbo on November 20, 2020, 12:52:19 PM
They are actually going to start Taysom Hill at QB over Jameis Winston. What the freak is wrong with Sean Payton.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 20, 2020, 01:17:50 PM
Got to justify Hill's stupid freaking contract somehow.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on November 20, 2020, 01:49:06 PM
They are actually going to start Taysom Hill at QB over Jameis Winston. What the freak is wrong with Sean Payton.

He has to prove that he's the smartest person in the room
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2020, 03:02:36 PM
Rodger Sherman @rodger

Taysom Hill may be older than Brock Osweiler, who just retired after an 8-year NFL career, but he also has 55 fewer career passing attempts than Jake Luton, who played in his first NFL game two weeks ago
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on November 20, 2020, 03:12:43 PM
I have to admit I'm not sure who Hill is beyond "that guy Payton puts in the game to freak up the offensive flow sometimes."
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2020, 03:15:45 PM
I have to admit I'm not sure who Hill is beyond "that guy Payton puts in the game to freak up the offensive flow sometimes."

As far as I can tell he's a wildcat specialist who isn't good enough to line up as a wideout or back in a regular offensive look.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on November 20, 2020, 03:25:30 PM
As far as I can tell he's a wildcat specialist who isn't good enough to line up as a wideout or back in a regular offensive look.
He's Tebow with less notoriety
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on November 20, 2020, 03:32:03 PM
He's Tebow with less notoriety

And a lot more money
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on November 22, 2020, 01:04:54 PM
Brees has multiple rib fractures and a collapsed lung

Apparently a total of 11 broken ribs, 8 on one side and 3 on the other. When I did two on the same side it was agony for a week so I can't imagine how much that hurts.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2021, 09:53:31 AM
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1345759250887401479?s=19
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2021, 09:58:31 PM
The Saints are almost $100 million over the cap for 2021.  They are going to have to cut a lot of guys, restructure Brees' contract even if he retires, and restructure a bunch of players just to get even.  I can't imagine Sean Payton will be happy, but they may have to rebuild.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2021, 11:32:19 PM
The Saints are almost $100 million over the cap for 2021.  They are going to have to cut a lot of guys, restructure Brees' contract even if he retires, and restructure a bunch of players just to get even.  I can't imagine Sean Payton will be happy, but they may have to rebuild.
Laissez les bons tank rouler
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on January 18, 2021, 12:21:06 AM
The Saints are almost $100 million over the cap for 2021.  They are going to have to cut a lot of guys, restructure Brees' contract even if he retires, and restructure a bunch of players just to get even.  I can't imagine Sean Payton will be happy, but they may have to rebuild.

They are definitely a team who's likely to cut some guys we could use.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on January 18, 2021, 02:11:26 AM
They are definitely a team who's likely to cut some guys we could use.

All eyes should be on Alvin Kamara

Though I don't think the Jets want to pay out big bucks for another FA back

Heck if Michael Thomas was on the trade block, I'm not sure I'd be interested there either, unless we somehow don't draft a wideout early
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 18, 2021, 04:21:23 AM
All eyes should be on Alvin Kamara

Though I don't think the Jets want to pay out big bucks for another FA back

Heck if Michael Thomas was on the trade block, I'm not sure I'd be interested there either, unless we somehow don't draft a wideout early
They gave Kamara a big contract in September. Thomas would be far more gettable I would imagine after the season he just had.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on January 18, 2021, 04:55:51 AM
They gave Kamara a big contract in September. Thomas would be far more gettable I would imagine after the season he just had.

freaking rotoworld never up to date
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on February 06, 2021, 08:33:15 PM
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The Athletic's Jeff Duncan reports Alvin Kamara "refused to wear the contract tracing device issued by the NFL and mandated for all players and coaches."

Per Duncan, it was "an internal issue all season." It meant the league had no way to trace Kamara's close contacts when he tested positive for COVID-19 in Week 17. Already fined nearly $1 million for various COVID violations this season, the Saints are under yet another investigation. This one could come with heavy discipline, including the loss of a legit draft pick.

Saints are about to turn back into a dumpster fire franchise.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on February 06, 2021, 09:16:33 PM
Saints are about to turn back into a dumpster fire franchise.

Whose contract were they tracing?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on March 04, 2021, 07:28:37 AM
I still can't figure out how the Saints are going to get under the cap without cutting or trading several big-time players. 
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Coach K on March 04, 2021, 12:42:02 PM
I still can't figure out how the Saints are going to get under the cap without cutting or trading several big-time players.
Lol they had to restructure Lutz just for like 1.7 mil
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on March 04, 2021, 03:56:30 PM
I still can't figure out how the Saints are going to get under the cap without cutting or trading several big-time players. 

If i was them I'd be thinking full rebuild and trading as many older vets as possible.

Teams gotta start fresh and get young. 5 of their top 6 cap hits are in their 30s.

Trade all them fuckers to contenders, have Brees retire.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: dcm1602 on March 04, 2021, 03:59:26 PM
Interestingly I just what happens if you're actually over the cap. Apparently you get fined up to 5 million, draft picks docked, contracts get canceled.

So basically the Saints either need to kick the can down the road, which imo is absolutely freaking iditoic.

Or tear it down
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on March 04, 2021, 04:47:10 PM
Interestingly I just what happens if you're actually over the cap. Apparently you get fined up to 5 million, draft picks docked, contracts get canceled.

So basically the Saints either need to kick the can down the road, which imo is absolutely freaking iditoic.

Or tear it down

They can help a little more by designating some of their cuts as post June 1, but they are still gonna have to trade or cut some big names they don't want to.  If they tear it down, might as well trade some of their higher draft picks for assets in future years to cut down the rookie costs.  Won't make much difference, but every little bit helps.  From reading this:  https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/agents-take-heres-how-saints-can-dig-out-of-2021-salary-cap-mess-potential-cap-casualties-and-restructures/ : 

-They can get $23 million or so back by restructuring Brees to league minimum salary next year and making him a post June 1 retirement. 
-$13 million by cutting Kwon Alexander.
-Janoris Jenkins, another $7 million.
-Malcolm Brown, $5 million.
-Latavious Murray $2.5 million. 
-Could restructure Cameron Jordan to get $10 million

These moves would get them within a pube or 2 of the salary cap, but not accounting for rookies.

They could extend Ryan Ramscycksksk or Lattimore to do that. Have to extend one of them anyway, can't use tag on both.

They will also be right back at this excrement again next year, but they don't care.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on March 15, 2021, 07:33:48 AM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
·
20m
Former #Saints QB Drew Brees has officially joined NBC Sports and will serve as a studio analyst for Football Night in America and game analyst for Notre Dame football. Brees will also work the Super Bowl and Olympics for the network.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on March 15, 2021, 08:20:59 AM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
·
20m
Former #Saints QB Drew Brees has officially joined NBC Sports and will serve as a studio analyst for Football Night in America and game analyst for Notre Dame football. Brees will also work the Super Bowl and Olympics for the network.

That was fast. I get the NBC NFL gig, I'm just surprised by the Notre Dame analyst part.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 15, 2021, 08:24:02 AM
That was fast. I get the NBC NFL gig, I'm just surprised by the Notre Dame analyst part.

Went to school in Indiana.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on March 15, 2021, 08:26:40 AM
Went to school in Indiana.
At Purdue
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 15, 2021, 08:27:30 AM
At Purdue

And still probably saw more on-campus coverage of Notre Dame.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 10:43:24 AM
https://twitter.com/Kat_Terrell/status/1375450719797579778?s=19
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on July 25, 2021, 07:25:31 AM
Brian Poole- 1 year deal with Saints.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2021, 09:27:18 AM
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1429960955321012227?s=20



haha
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on September 07, 2021, 06:47:40 PM
Releasing Latavius Murray
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on September 07, 2021, 08:24:33 PM
Releasing Latavius Murray

31, but he'd be an upgrade over Perine as our power back.  He's probably going to Baltimore anyway.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on September 07, 2021, 10:00:21 PM
31, but he'd be an upgrade over Perine as our power back.  He's probably going to Baltimore anyway.

I’d rather just give Perine some time to develop
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 07, 2021, 10:02:18 PM
I’d rather just give Perine some time to develop

I'd prefer passive aggressively signing other, older players to wear him down psychologically until he eventually quits and starts a roofing company.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on September 07, 2021, 10:08:33 PM
I'd prefer passive aggressively signing other, older players to wear him down psychologically until he eventually quits and starts a roofing company.
GaseTheElder
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on September 21, 2021, 01:12:59 PM
https://twitter.com/FOX8NOLA/status/1440370833185132545?s=19
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on September 21, 2021, 06:21:01 PM
https://twitter.com/FOX8NOLA/status/1440370833185132545?s=19

Saints are about to turn back into a dumpster fire franchise.

Called it.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 21, 2021, 08:16:30 PM
Called it.

Technically correct. THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 27, 2021, 11:22:12 AM
https://twitter.com/joshua__dm/status/1442334735485657090?s=10
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on November 01, 2021, 01:47:25 PM
Jameis torn ACL

This is probably bad for the Seatank, as NO is currently occupying a WC spot, presumably they won't finish the regular season as strong
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on November 02, 2021, 05:52:33 PM
https://twitter.com/PFF_Fantasy/status/1455610697753190400?t=oExaqoywSsmmbWtooazYXg&s=19
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on November 02, 2021, 07:48:19 PM
Of course he would. Dude has 10 kids or whatever it is. He would love a shot to play and make a few million for a few more weeks
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2021, 05:24:41 AM
Taysom Hill must have some peepee videos of everyone in the Saints' contracts department.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on February 09, 2022, 09:46:24 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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The #Saints are hiring an old friend, bringing back #Bama OL coach and former #Jaguars coach Doug Marrone for a key role on their offensive staff, source said.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 05, 2022, 10:42:20 AM
Blake Bortles has requested, and been granted his release from the Saints after they signed Andy Dalton. He is now free to rip cigs for another franchise.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1511367345754849286?s=20&t=oMMJ9DMgY4dQhC5_8rm5sw (https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1511367345754849286?s=20&t=oMMJ9DMgY4dQhC5_8rm5sw)
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: reuben on April 05, 2022, 10:57:48 AM
Blake Bortles has requested, and been granted his release from the Saints after they signed Andy Dalton. He is now free to rip cigs for another franchise.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1511367345754849286?s=20&t=oMMJ9DMgY4dQhC5_8rm5sw (https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1511367345754849286?s=20&t=oMMJ9DMgY4dQhC5_8rm5sw)

I think I knew he was still in the NFL, but for the life of me I couldn't have told you what team he was on prior to this post. 
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2022, 12:34:21 PM
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman
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1h
Former #Saints coach Sean Payton is joining FOX as a studio analyst, according to Mike Florio.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 03, 2022, 02:42:38 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1554880461633212416

Peak Trevor Penning
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Libero_2 on August 03, 2022, 06:33:47 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1554880461633212416

Peak Trevor Penning

Had to know the guy you were drafting when you drafted him
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2022, 08:44:10 PM
Never heard of this guy, but this is an unspectacularly nice story about basic decency.

https://neworleans.football/the-rundown-why-saints-te-juwan-johnson-is-always-the-last-one-on-the-bus/
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 28, 2022, 08:54:20 PM
Never heard of this guy, but this is an unspectacularly nice story about basic decency.

https://neworleans.football/the-rundown-why-saints-te-juwan-johnson-is-always-the-last-one-on-the-bus/

completely unsurprising to find out a good dude like this was born and raised in NJ
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 01, 2022, 12:50:11 PM
https://twitter.com/nick_underhill/status/1565394905937100800
Damn.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 01, 2022, 12:54:35 PM
That's surprising, right?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on September 01, 2022, 01:22:31 PM
That's surprising, right?

Not really.  He had the DUI with us.  This incident will probably get him suspended for a big chunk of the season.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 01, 2022, 01:34:52 PM
Not really.  He had the DUI with us.  This incident will probably get him suspended for a big chunk of the season.

I forgot about the DUI but going from that to assault with a firearm is a bit of a jump.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 01, 2022, 01:44:08 PM
What a disaster failing to extend this guy was...
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on September 01, 2022, 01:56:39 PM
What a disaster failing to extend this guy was...

It's gonna take something monumentally drastic for me to ever question Joe Douglas.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 01, 2022, 01:57:16 PM
https://twitter.com/kat_terrell/status/1565410545200766982?s=21&t=8yke8y7BgtksaZIyzS9R5Q (https://twitter.com/kat_terrell/status/1565410545200766982?s=21&t=8yke8y7BgtksaZIyzS9R5Q)

These details are not great.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 10, 2022, 12:04:40 PM
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NFL fined the Saints $350,000, HC Dennis Allen $100,000, co-defensive coordinator Ryan Nielsen $50,000 and DE Cameron Jordan $50,000 for what the league felt was Jordan faking an injury and taking a knee in the 4th qtr Monday night, per sources. All parties plan to appeal fines.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1601627362772205568?t=z9o-RBt9ylbTkFgDRGvDlg&s=19 (https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1601627362772205568?t=z9o-RBt9ylbTkFgDRGvDlg&s=19)
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on January 08, 2023, 01:45:51 PM
https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1612171804629684224?s=19
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on July 31, 2023, 10:04:16 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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18m
The #Saints signed former #Jets DE Kyle Phillips, per source. Phillips played in 29 games (eight starts) over three seasons in New York, recording 65 tackles from 2019-21.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on July 31, 2023, 10:58:05 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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18m
The #Saints signed former #Jets DE Kyle Phillips, per source. Phillips played in 29 games (eight starts) over three seasons in New York, recording 65 tackles from 2019-21.

Micheal Clemons Lite

where has he been? 
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on July 31, 2023, 11:06:50 AM
Micheal Clemons Lite

where has he been? 

Jimmy Johns?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: delavan on July 31, 2023, 03:50:50 PM
Jimmy Johns?
Micheal Clemons?  Killer Thai type o’ guy

https://www.joyabrooklyn.com/killer-thai/

Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on August 19, 2023, 12:06:32 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1692942928635678739?s=20


"it was the vaccine"
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on August 19, 2023, 12:36:16 PM
I had a similar episode last night. It could have been the vaccine but more likely the four beers and bottle and a half of Sauvignon Blanc.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2024, 11:05:21 AM
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Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
The #Saints and #49ers passing game coordinator Klint Kubiak have reached a deal for Kubiak to be their new offensive coordinator, source says. The top target all along, Kubiak’s hire gives coach Dennis Allen a rising play-caller who was coveted by several other teams.

#KlintKommander
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2024, 02:21:26 PM
What the hell is that first sentence?
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 12, 2024, 02:27:15 PM
#KlintKommander

He makes that excrement work.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2024, 03:21:50 PM
What the hell is that first sentence?

Entity 1 [The Saints] and Entity 2 [49ers Passing Game Co-ordinator Klint Kubiak] have reached a deal for Entity 2 [Kubiak] to be Entity 1's [The Saints] new offensive co-ordinator.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 07, 2024, 05:07:06 PM
Saints releasing Michael Thomas.
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2024, 05:16:54 PM
Saints releasing Michael Thomas.

Slant Boy*
Title: Re: Lolsaints
Post by: Jumbo on March 08, 2024, 12:42:53 AM
Sign this beast. Fits perfectly with JD's philosophy. Will have to have leg amputated prior to the season