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The Rest Of The Sports World => The Fenwyr Memorial Fantasy Forum => Topic started by: MBGreen on March 02, 2016, 01:07:52 PM
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you guys are going down.
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JACKASS I'LL KILL YOU
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you guys are going down.
You're about as worrisome as a cloudy day.
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You're about as worrisome as a cloudy day.
thanks Jumbo
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thanks Jumbo
The best owner in the biz.
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Did I lose yet?
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Did I lose yet?
depends...did you pay the dues yet?
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Pumbo's 12th round pick is going to be better than all our 1st rounders.
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Pumbo's 12th round pick is going to be better than all our 1st rounders.
All hail Tebow
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeppoPsWIAITiw7.jpg)
Probably still going to be a terrible first round pick, but I'm keeping this slouch.
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almost time to start thinking about fantasy football.
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I am out.
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I am out.
You were out years ago.
#Jumbo
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You were out years ago.
#Jumbo
Don't let your memes be dreams
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You were out years ago.
#Jumbo
You're jealous you're Bitches Leave bitch.
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You're jealous you're Bitches Leave bitch.
Are u posting nonsensical blurbs on purpose...or are you having a seizure
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Are u posting nonsensical blurbs on purpose...or are you having a seizure
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
You know exactly what I mean.
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You know exactly what I mean.
Nobody does
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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You're such a little sniveling bitch.
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MBGreen slams Puck. Jumbo responds within 5 minutes. Hmmmmmm
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MBGreen slams Puck. Jumbo responds within 5 minutes. Hmmmmmm
It's moreso due to my Illuminati membership
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It's moreso due to my Illuminati membership
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2 more months until we all lose to Pumbo again.
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Does someone else want to take over running the league this year?
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Does someone else want to take over running the league this year?
no freak you
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no freak you
x2
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Does someone else want to take over running the league this year?
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So I don't have to do it and can just have fun and give my money away.
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So I don't have to do it and can just have fun and give my money away.
That's my role...freak you.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I think I'm going to be out this year unless you guys want to work the draft around my night shift schedule. I never have Friday nights free and the only Saturday in August I could do is the 20th. Sunday Monday and Tuesday I can do each week. If I can't make the draft get someone else who can.
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It sounds like Iggy doesn't want to run the league anymore....are we closing shop?
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Gay
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It sounds like Iggy doesn't want to run the league anymore....are we closing shop?
I can get everything set up if someone else handles the money. I really don't have the time or inclination to hunt people down for dues this year.
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I can get everything set up if someone else handles the money. I really don't have the time or inclination to hunt people down for dues this year.
I can't handle the money due to my paypal account being in canuck funds...it already costs me extra to participate.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I can get everything set up if someone else handles the money. I really don't have the time or inclination to hunt people down for dues this year.
I'll help in any way that I can, Ig.
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are we closing shop?
no
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no
Good.
I will have my vengeance then
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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So...is there a date for when this is happening?
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i'll co run things if you want.
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Andrew Ryan offered a while back. I'm going to launch the new league soon and will be in contact with him to get everything set up.
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Andrew Ryan is good with me. As long as he has no power over the trade system
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Andrew Ryan is good with me. As long as he has no power over the trade system
In b4 puck lays down the veto
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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In b4 puck lays down the veto
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
veto
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veto
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Veto
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Veto
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Sheldon Richardson
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no date for this?
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no date for this?
VETO
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no date for this?
I'm communicating with Ig about this. Expect information this weekend.
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I'm communicating with Ig about this. Expect information this weekend.
I am trying to be fair but I am going to have to veto this.
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If u need a guy. I'll play
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To get things rolling, it would be good if people started announcing their (tentative) keepers so that we have that information well ahead of the deadline (likely in two weeks).
Mine are:
Alshon Jeffery (6th)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (15th)
JFIF:
Eddie Lacy (3rd/franchise)
Odell Beckham Jr. (10th)
Jarvis Landry (15th)
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I'll add others to this post.
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I am going to keep my entire team from last year.
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I am going to keep my entire team from last year.
Veto for you
Veto for jumbo
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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The league has been reactivated. You can access it here: http://games.espn.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=55565
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Thanx fam
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Lacy (3rd) keeper
ODB 7th or 8th, gotta check.
Landry 14th?
LSU pt deuce
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If u need a guy. I'll play
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Idk if they have a waiting list anymore but I think I'm out this year.
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Idk if they have a waiting list anymore but I think I'm out this year.
your daughter would want you to play fantasy football if she could talk
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I work at night on the days most likely to have the draft. If it's on a Sunday, Monday or Tuesday I can do it. If I can't draft it's kinda pointless to stay in.
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I work at night on the days most likely to have the draft. If it's on a Sunday, Monday or Tuesday I can do it. If I can't draft it's kinda pointless to stay in.
I doubt it will be during the week. Sunday is a possibility.
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I started the league back up and added AR as league manager. He will get excrement right.
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I'm going to create a poll to vote on the draft date/time tomorrow, so look out for that.
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I vote that puck is a dickhead
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I vote that puck is a dickhead
Veto
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We're going to set the deadline to announce keepers for midnight Friday, August 26. That means you will only be allowed to swap your keepers in the case of injury between 12am Saturday and the draft.
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Please announce your keepers as soon as possible. If you're unsure of your players' values, use the draft results from last year as a reference. If you're still not sure, post the players you're considering keeping and we'll figure it out.
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The draft order draw will take place Saturday, August 27. Once that is complete, you may trade draft picks up until two hours before the draft.
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Is there a way to see the results of last year's draft?
Yes. Give me a sec and I'll find a link.
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Yes. Give me a sec and I'll find a link.
I got it. Nevermind.
I didn't see the option to go back to previous years on mobile.
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Here's a link to last year's draft results for anyone who needs it: http://games.espn.com/ffl/tools/draftrecap?leagueId=55565
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Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
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Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
Got it. Thanks.
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Updated keeper list so far:
Mine:
Alshon Jeffery (6th)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (15th)
JFIF:
Eddie Lacy (3rd/franchise)
Odell Beckham Jr. (10th)
Jarvis Landry (15th)
Heismanberg:
Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
IJR:
Todd Gurley (3rd, Franchise)
Adrian Peterson (5th, 2nd keeper year)
Jordan Matthews (9th, 2nd keeper year)
Pumbo:
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Devonta Freeman(8th, 1st keeper season)
Thomas Rawls (16th, franchise)
SFD:
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (13th)
Latavius Murray (15th)
MB:
Julian Edelman (4th, 1st keeper year)
Le'Veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Mack:
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 16)
UKK:
Jonathan Stewart (3rd round)
Lamar Miller (5th round)
Alfred Morris (16th round/franchise)
Fenwyr:
Brandin Cooks - 5th (franchise)
CJ Anderson - 14th
Coby Fleener - 16th
Soss:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Dion Lewis @ Round 15/16
Allen Hurns @ Round 15/16
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Waiting on: TBD
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Todd Gurley (3rd, Franchise)
Adrian Peterson (5th, 2nd keeper year)
Jordan Matthews (9th, 2nd keeper year)
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For now: thinking about keeping 2 others I might change depending on Lou Rawls ankle.
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Dvonta Freamon( 8th ?, franchise)
Lou Rawls (16th, first keeper season)
No gamesmanship, I know the dudes real name as do you all.
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Andrew Luck (Round 10)
Jordy Nelson (Round 13)
Matt Jones (UDFA)
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This is the first year I won't be trying to trade for Luck
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For now: thinking about keeping 2 others I might change depending on Lou Rawls ankle.
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Dvonta Freamon( 8th ?, franchise)
Lou Rawls (16th, first keeper season)
No gamesmanship, I know the dudes real name as do you all.
Freeman wasn't a rookie last season so you can't franchise him. I imagine you'll franchise Rawls instead.
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Andrew Luck (Round 10)
Jordy Nelson (Round 13)
Matt Jones (UDFA)
Matt Jones wasn't undrafted. He was taken by Heismanberg in the 9th round. Let me know if this changes your decision on whether to keep him.
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I wound up going to the Mets game tonight so I didn't have time to make the draft date/time poll. I'll get to that tomorrow.
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Le'veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Julian Edelman (4th, 1st keeper year)
I picked Edelman off the waiver wire and stashed him on the IR....what i can't remember is how long he was on the waiver wire for. I know this affects which round i can keep him at (he was drafted as a 2nd). AR, can you verify?
EDIT: Edelman verified as a 4th round keeper.
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Matt Jones wasn't undrafted. He was taken by Heismanberg in the 9th round. Let me know if this changes your decision on whether to keep him.
Latavius Murray - 16th rd keeper last year, he is 15th rd this year, correct?
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Latavius Murray - 16th rd keeper last year, he is 15th rd this year, correct?
Yeah
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Much easier keeper decisions for me this year as compared to last year... Still might swap in Forsett or Gronk, but unlikely.
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 16)
Edited Lockett to the 16th round as per Andrew Ryan
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Le'veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Julian Edelman (3rd or 4th??, 1st keeper year)
I picked Edelman off the waiver wire and stashed him on the IR....what i can't remember is how long he was on the waiver wire for. I know this affects which round i can keep him at (he was drafted as a 2nd). AR, can you verify?
I believe he would be a 4th round pick because he was dropped on Wednesday, Nov. 25, passed through waivers the next day and passed through waivers again after that weekend's games before you picked him up before his game the following weekend on Sunday, Dec. 6. In short, he passed through waivers unclaimed twice so his keeper round escalated from a 2nd to a 4th.
I'm pretty sure that's accurate, but I'll confer with Iggy.
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Much easier keeper decisions for me this year as compared to last year... Still might swap in Forsett or Gronk, but unlikely.
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 13)
Lockett can be kept for a 16th because he passed through waivers more than two times.
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Lockett can be kept for a 16th because he passed through waivers more than two times.
Thanks. Personally, I think the waiver rules make things a little too complicated, but I won't complain!
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Only four more teams need to announce their keepers. We're making good progress.
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Thanks. Personally, I think the waiver rules make things a little too complicated, but I won't complain!
I'll complain, but I won't complain!
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Only four more teams need to announce their keepers. We're making good progress.
I'll complain, but I won't complain!
Im not complaining. But GFY.
Just to reiterate, not a complaint.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I believe he would be a 4th round pick because he was dropped on Wednesday, Nov. 25, passed through waivers the next day and passed through waivers again after that weekend's games before you picked him up before his game the following weekend on Sunday, Dec. 6. In short, he passed through waivers unclaimed twice so his keeper round escalated from a 2nd to a 4th.
I'm pretty sure that's accurate, but I'll confer with Iggy.
Yep. Absolutely right.
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Thanks. Personally, I think the waiver rules make things a little too complicated, but I won't complain!
Personally I find the smell of excrement and semen that trails you offensive, but I won't complain!
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I made a poll for determining the draft date/time.
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I believe he would be a 4th round pick because he was dropped on Wednesday, Nov. 25, passed through waivers the next day and passed through waivers again after that weekend's games before you picked him up before his game the following weekend on Sunday, Dec. 6. In short, he passed through waivers unclaimed twice so his keeper round escalated from a 2nd to a 4th.
I'm pretty sure that's accurate, but I'll confer with Iggy.
Yep. Absolutely right.
Thanks fellas
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Personally I find the smell of excrement and semen that trails you offensive, but I won't complain!
I missed this league.
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Where is this draft date poll you're talking about AR? Don't see it on the ESPN page
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Where is this draft date poll you're talking about AR? Don't see it on the ESPN page
Here: http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php/topic,3162.0.html
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Jonathan Stewart 3rd round, Lamar Miller I think escalated to a 5th? The rest of my team was aids.
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Brandin Cooks - 5th (franchise)
CJ Anderson - 15th (14th now?)
Coby Fleener - 16th (undrafted)
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Jonathan Stewart 3rd round, Lamar Miller I think escalated to a 5th? The rest of my team was aids.
*I Will Be There for You by Sarah McLachlan starts playing*
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Only waiting on Soss and Nope now.
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Nope hasn't logged in since May 15.
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Nope hasn't logged in since May 15.
Still waiting on him so we can finish the 7 round mock
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Still waiting on him so we can finish the 7 round mock
4 honks
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I need a 1st round pick.
Willing to trade a #2 + Martellus Bennett @ Round 11, or a #3+ Doug Baldwin @ Round 8.
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I need a 1st round pick.
Willing to trade a #2 + Martellus Bennett @ Round 11, or a #3+ Doug Baldwin @ Round 8.
Veto
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Actually nevermind, I forgot I have Hurns as an FA. I'm not spending to keep 2 firsts.
Keepers as of now:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Doug Baldwin @ Round 8
Dion Lewis @ whatever round an FA gets slotted
I'd like to keep [Allen Hurns @ wherever round a 2nd FA gets slotted] too, so I'd be interested in trading either Aaron Rodgers or Antonio Brown @ Round 1 keeps (gives you a safe elite #1) for a #2 and a late pick.
Edit: If trades have to be done differently than that in order for me to gain a 4th keeper at the cost of someone else's 3rd, let me know.
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when does the draft order selection happen, AR?
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Arnold Rothstein
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when does the draft order selection happen, AR?
After everyone's keepers are finalized, so Saturday August 27.
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Arnold Rothstein
Who killed Colosimo?
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Actually nevermind, I forgot I have Hurns as an FA. I'm not spending to keep 2 firsts.
Keepers as of now:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Doug Baldwin @ Round 8
Dion Lewis @ whatever round an FA gets slotted
I'd like to keep [Allen Hurns @ wherever round a 2nd FA gets slotted] too, so I'd be interested in trading either Aaron Rodgers or Antonio Brown @ Round 1 keeps (gives you a safe elite #1) for a #2 and a late pick.
Edit: If trades have to be done differently than that in order for me to gain a 4th keeper at the cost of someone else's 3rd, let me know.
You're only allowed to keep three players, so what you're proposing isn't feasible.
EDIT: Also, Doug Baldwin wasn't on your roster. He was on mine.
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Does anyone know if Nope is still alive? I sent him an email but he hasn't responded.
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Does anyone know if Nope is still alive? I sent him an email but he hasn't responded.
He was kidnapped by 624
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Does anyone know if Nope is still alive? I sent him an email but he hasn't responded.
I posted earlier that he hasn't been active on the board since May 15.
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I posted earlier that he hasn't been active on the board since May 15.
I saw that.
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Does he use that email often? Can shoot him in a email through the ESPN page
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Does he use that email often? Can shoot him in a email through the ESPN page
I sent him an email through the league.
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I sent him an email through the league.
I sent an email to his gmail account. We should put a deadline on his response. So we're not rushed into finding a new GM in crunch time.
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You're only allowed to keep three players, so what you're proposing isn't feasible.
EDIT: Also, Doug Baldwin wasn't on your roster. He was on mine.
Well, there are ways through trades to end up with 4 keepers, just not 4 keepers from one's own team it turns out.
My bad with Baldwin, I looked at the Draft Results rather than the end-of-season roster and forgot that I canned him before he busted out. Oops
Revised keepers:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1 (Round 2 keeper last yr)
Deon Lewis (2015 FA pickup) - 2nd to last round?
Allen Hurns (2015 FA pickup) - last round?
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Well, there are ways through trades to end up with 4 keepers, just not 4 keepers from one's own team it turns out.
Correct. Even if you have four keepers, you're still only keeping three of your own. You're just trading for the rights to someone else's.
Revised keepers:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1 (Round 2 keeper last yr)
Deon Lewis (2015 FA pickup) - 2nd to last round?
Allen Hurns (2015 FA pickup) - last round?
I've already updated your keepers, which you can see on the top of page 6.
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I sent an email to his gmail account. We should put a deadline on his response. So we're not rushed into finding a new GM in crunch time.
I'll set a deadline for Friday. I know we already have at least one person ready to take his place.
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Might be time to stick a fork in Nope.
this was his response to my email:
MB,
excrement,
I've been slammed with grad school and work so I don't think I'll be able to active enough in it, so you should probably give my spot away.
Best,
Nope
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Sweet let someone in who is worse at this than me so I'm not in the cellar all season.
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Might be time to stick a fork in Nope.
this was his response to my email:
Yeah, I assumed as much. Waiting on a response from Iggy. I don't know who, if anyone, is on the wait list.
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17a bombed out of the league before, but he would be a good addition if he wants in. I think Pope expressed interest in the past as well and posts a lot more.
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17a bombed out of the league before, but he would be a good addition if he wants in. I think Pope expressed interest in the past as well and posts a lot more.
I think we should give Pope the first opportunity to join the league for the reason you alluded to.
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Pope plays in the league I run. He's solid. Pays on time, cracks jokes, and is competitive without being a total queynte.
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Pope plays in the league I run. He's solid. Pays on time, cracks jokes, and is competitive without being a total queynte.
I satisfy only two of these.
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I'd lean closer to one and a half
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I told Andrew Ryan after he asked for pictures of my rooster that I'll fill in if 17A says no. I'm in 4 or 5 leagues currently and spending north of a grand on fantasy football already
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I told Andrew Ryan after he asked for pictures of my rooster that I'll fill in if 17A says no.
Validated.
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I'd join if the others don't
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IATA in this league would be hilarious.
Frankly surprised he wasn't an OG member.
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Maybe Jumbo wants to split up his Simon and Garfunkel arrangement with Puck and take on his own team.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Pope, my peers seem to want your dick pic more than me. What say you?
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Pope, my peers seem to want your dick pic more than me. What say you?
Veto
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I'd join if the others don't
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Veto
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Maybe Jumbo wants to split up his Simon and Garfunkel arrangement with Puck and take on his own team.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Veto
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I'm officially banning the veto.
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Pope gets a spot over anyone else IMO
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Pope gets a spot over anyone else IMO
He only wants it if no one else does.
In other words, he's being a woman.
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you're all gay
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you're all gay
No argument
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Pope gets a spot over anyone else IMO
IATA as well
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Hasn't the biggest bundle of sticks on this site wanted in?
I mean Badger of course.
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Hasn't the biggest bundle of sticks on this site wanted in?
I mean Badger of course.
Veto
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Bill Pidto
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I'm officially banning the veto.
Veto
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I'm going to hope the Zeke train gets derailed and keep Alfred Morris too. I believe he is a 15th or 16th round franchise keeper.
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I'm going to hope the Zeke train gets derailed and keep Alfred Morris too. I believe he is a 15th or 16th round franchise keeper.
Really? Over Langford? Okay.
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Updated keeper list:
Mine:
Alshon Jeffery (6th)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (15th)
JFIF:
Eddie Lacy (3rd/franchise)
Odell Beckham Jr. (10th)
Jarvis Landry (15th)
Heismanberg:
Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
IJR:
Todd Gurley (3rd, Franchise)
Adrian Peterson (5th, 2nd keeper year)
Jordan Matthews (9th, 2nd keeper year)
Pumbo:
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Devonta Freeman(8th, 1st keeper season)
Thomas Rawls (16th, franchise)
SFD:
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (13th)
Latavius Murray (15th)
MB:
Julian Edelman (4th, 1st keeper year)
Le'Veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Mack:
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 16)
UKK:
Jonathan Stewart (3rd round)
Lamar Miller (5th round)
Jeremy Langford (16th round/franchise)
Fenwyr:
Brandin Cooks - 5th (franchise)
CJ Anderson - 14th
Coby Fleener - 16th
Soss:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Dion Lewis @ Round 15/16
Allen Hurns @ Round 15/16
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Waiting on: IATA
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Really? Over Langford? Okay.
Maybe I'll change it before the deadline. Didn't realize he was looking likely to be a clear cut #1. Last I had read about the situation they were going straight RBBC
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Let me know what's up dudesss
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Snarf
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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IATA has officially taken over Nope's team.
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Kiss kiss
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IATA has officially taken over Nope's team.
Veto
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Hopefully I sufficiently confused IATA with the keeper rules.
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IATA should keep a bag of our pubes and like it.
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Neato
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I assume his team name will be along the lines of "Get Off My Lawn"
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There's no one on my roster. This presents a problem selecting keepers.
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There's no one on my roster. This presents a problem selecting keepers.
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You have to go to last year's league page or follow the link I PM'ed you (that should work).
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Dion Lewis is undergoing a second surgery on his knee, so you're probably going to want to switch out your keepers, Soss.
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Are IJRs kids picking the draft order again?
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Are IJRs kids picking the draft order again?
Andrew Ryan will let you do it, just trade Diggs for Geno Smith.
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IJR's kids fucked me over last year. Forget them haha
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Sweet let someone in who is worse at this than me so I'm not in the cellar all season.
Thanks guys
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Had an early draft for my other league and got Zeke so I no longer want him to miss time and Langford is the smarter keep so change my last keeper to Langford.
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Had an early draft for my other league and got Zeke so I no longer want him to miss time and Langford is the smarter keep so change my last keeper to Langford.
Done.
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Had an early draft for my other league and got Zeke so I no longer want him to miss time and Langford is the smarter keep so change my last keeper to Langford.
Veto
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My kids can select the order or AR can do it or use a generator.
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My kids can select the order or AR can do it or use a generator.
I think we should keep the tradition of your kids drawing the order.
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I think we should keep the tradition of your kids drawing the order.
Seconded
Also, your kids have to stay the same age....we're gonna need them to do this for the next 20 yrs.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I'm going to be collecting dues this year before transferring them to IJR to hold for the duration of the season.
As always, the dues are $40. I'll PM you information on how to send the dues.
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Everyone should have received a PM.
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The deadline to pay your dues is Wednesday, August 31. This gives you more than a week. Should your dues be late, you will be charged a $5 daily penalty until you pay up.
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uh, daily? lol
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uh, daily? lol
Pay your dues on time.
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Look what happens when you give this ngr power.
never been late on my dues, FTR
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I'm sure all of you will pay your dues on time so the penalties shouldn't even come into play.
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For the record, any penalties incurred would go into the pot for distributing prize money at the end of the season.
It's just to ensure that IJR and I won't have to deal with any bullshit.
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Look what happens when you give this ngr power.
never been late on my dues, FTR
FTR I like his style
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FTR I like his style
It just sounds exponentially more cunty coming from him, for whatever reason.
Maybe that reason is getting unsolicited and relentless trade offers without so much as a response from me.
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Everything sounds cunty coming from me.
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hard to hate on a guy for self awareness
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Not a fan of the late fees they're nonsense. I have usually been on time but still it's a nuisance thing.
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I offered to let someone else take over this season because it can be a pain. Part of that has to do with collecting the dues each year. $40 is not a lot of cash, and it shouldn't be that hard to find the 1 minute it takes to make a payment over the next 9 days. If one minute of your time is a nuisance, the draft is going to be a rude awakening.
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I offered to let someone else take over this season because it can be a pain. Part of that has to do with collecting the dues each year. $40 is not a lot of cash, and it shouldn't be that hard to find the 1 minute it takes to make a payment over the next 9 days. If one minute of your time is a nuisance, the draft is going to be a rude awakening.
I Have never not paid on time, the late fees are the nuisance.
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I Have never not paid on time, the late fees are the nuisance.
How can something be a nuisance to you if it doesn't affect you?
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How can something be a nuisance to you if it doesn't affect you?
Because it's freaking stupid
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$5 a day is less of a nuisance than you complaining about it
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$5 a day is less of a nuisance than you complaining about it
Why don't you shut your freaking mouth
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$5 a day is less of a nuisance than you complaining about it
This already made my day...and i only woke up 15 mins ago.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Isn't the only one who is Always late Soss?
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$5 a day is less of a nuisance than you complaining about it
I'm not even in the league and Puck's complaining is a nuisance to me.
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Why don't you shut your freaking mouth
We both know that's just not going to happen
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So it seems that fees for transferring money on PayPal may no longer be an issue.
EDIT: Spoke too soon.
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I emailed everyone a reminder about dues so saying that you didn't read the PM that I sent everyone or my posts on the subject in this thread won't be an excuse.
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Mack, you bastard, I got a fee from you.
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Alright, when you go to "Pay or send money" on PayPal you have to click on "Send money to friends and family." Otherwise, I'll get a fee.
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Mack, you bastard, I got a fee from you.
Seriously? I've used PayPal for a decade now, and I don't think I've ever screwed that part up. On my end, it says there is no fee.
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Seriously? I've used PayPal for a decade now, and I don't think I've ever screwed that part up. On my end, it says there is no fee.
PayPal changed its interface. You probably clicked "Pay for goods and services" by mistake.
I'll let it go, but I'd like to not receive any more fees.
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In the time it took Puck to write all those responses, he could have paid everyone's fees. Those posts are clearly a nuisance.
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PayPal changed its interface. You probably clicked "Pay for goods and services" by mistake.
I'll let it go, but I'd like to not receive any more fees.
I've never had a year in which I didn't pay someone's fees.
Six Feet Deep had his PayPal screwed up, so he's paying via Amazon again. Venmo is also a great way to go if anyone uses it.
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In the time it took Puck to write all those responses, he could have paid everyone's fees. Those posts are clearly a nuisance.
To be fair, didn't he not get his winnings last season until sometime in February? Not that the money mattered or was significant, but you do understand why this might come off a wee bit punitive and perhaps partly why Puck might take offense to it.
I always thought it was $5 weekly, not daily, and barely realized this rule existed until Andrew Ryan mentioned it.
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To be fair, didn't he not get his winnings last season until sometime in February? Not that the money mattered or was significant, but you do understand why this might come off a wee bit punitive and perhaps partly why Puck might take offense to it.
I always thought it was $5 weekly, not daily, and barely realized this rule existed until Andrew Ryan mentioned it.
January, but a solid point. It's a good thing I'm not the one who made the new rule.
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Like I said, I like his style and will support his efforts. I've given people a pass in the past, but I really can't deal with the hassle of any of it. AR is doing a good job taking over.
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To be fair, didn't he not get his winnings last season until sometime in February? Not that the money mattered or was significant, but you do understand why this might come off a wee bit punitive and perhaps partly why Puck might take offense to it.
I always thought it was $5 weekly, not daily, and barely realized this rule existed until Andrew Ryan mentioned it.
Thank you sir. I didn't complain, not once, when it was done to me, it really was no big deal and I am quite sure Iggy was busy and wasn't living off the interest. lol.
We have had this league a while now, I don't see the need to penalize people but whatever. I will pay 10 seconds before the deadline and make sure Paypal charges you mongrels. lol
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To be fair, didn't he not get his winnings last season until sometime in February? Not that the money mattered or was significant, but you do understand why this might come off a wee bit punitive and perhaps partly why Puck might take offense to it.
I always thought it was $5 weekly, not daily, and barely realized this rule existed until Andrew Ryan mentioned it.
It should come off as punitive... to those who don't pay their dues on time.
The reason why I made it daily and not a flat penalty of, say, $10 is to prevent people from deciding "hey, since my dues are already late I might as well wait until the last possible second to pay them."
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1/8th of the total season rate daily is absurd by any measures.
Do you loan shark for a living?
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Look, this penalty was never meant as an affront to anyone who consistently pays their dues on time. To those people, I salute you.
This is only in place to incentivize people to pay their dues early so that IJR and I don't have to be concerned about whether or not people will pay their dues before the draft.
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1/8th of the total season rate daily is absurd by any measures.
Do you loan shark for a living?
I thought about making it smaller but was afraid that anything smaller would seem inconsequential and people wouldn't take it seriously.
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Took me a whole 15 seconds to pay this morning.
*cuts wrists*
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I honestly don't understand why anyone who pays their dues on time would feel the need to express an issue with this.
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I honestly don't understand why anyone who pays their dues on time would feel a need to take issue with this.
Puck and I just explained why
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Puck and I just explained why
So it's just the size of the penalty?
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Only reason this discussion is continually going is because everyone was jumping on Puck, and I wanted to bring up a valid point about last season.
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I had nothing to do with Puck receiving his winnings late last year so let's not connect those two issues.
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I had nothing to do with Puck receiving his winnings late last year so let's not connect those two issues.
Consider this general life advice or whatever.
Being both authoritarian AND defensive as the new guy is charge or whatever, is never a good look. That's like management 101.
That's the last thing i'll say about that or the fees or whatever.
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Consider this general life advice or whatever.
Being both authoritarian AND defensive as the new guy is charge or whatever, is never a good look. That's like management 101.
That's the last thing i'll say about that or the fees or whatever.
You're taking this a bit seriously, aren't you?
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You're taking this a bit seriously, aren't you?
You understand the irony of this comment when you sent me a PM asking if I had a problem with you, right?
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I had nothing to do with Puck receiving his winnings late last year so let's not connect those two issues.
I don't like douchey new rules. If the league is going to turn totally douchey I am out. This is a league amongst friends and posters here. That has always been my stance about this league. I say this as someone who actually stuck up for you last year when the shoe was on the other foot.
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Guys, I am out, I can't afford the late fees on my dues
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You understand the irony of this comment when you sent me a PM asking if I had a problem with you, right?
I PM'ed you out of kindness and a respect for your opinion.
I'm not sure why you're suddenly attacking me, but it's not constructive.
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I don't like douchey new rules. If the league is going to turn totally douchey I am out. This is a league amongst friends and posters here. That has always been my stance about this league. I say this as someone who actually stuck up for you last year when the shoe was on the other foot.
This rule was not created in order to give people a hard time.
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I did not expect this sort of reaction to the new rule, but I stand by the principle behind it.
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I honestly don't understand why anyone who pays their dues on time would feel the need to express an issue with this.
That's a bingo
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Puck and JFIF put Blockbuster video out of business because they never paid their late fees.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Puck and JFIF put Blockbuster video out of business because they never paid their late fees.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Maybe not the best example, considering Blockbuster's late fees were deemed predatory and excessive in a massive lawsuit back in the early 2000s.
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Maybe not the best example, considering Blockbuster's late fees were deemed predatory and excessive in a massive lawsuit back in the early 2000s.
You mean like this league? Say it ain't so.
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Heads up that if you were planning on sending money from your bank through PayPal as opposed to directly from your wallet, it apparently takes over two weeks to arrive in the other person's wallet. It's kind of annoying since I'd like to be able to transfer everyone's dues to IJR before the draft but I'm not sure how long the identity verification process takes (for adding money to your wallet), so if you have to send the money from your bank just let me know.
For the future, I'm going to look into using venmo as an alternative. I've never used it before but I know one of my other leagues does.
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PayPal wants my social security card, driver's license, and proof of address before I can add money to my wallet.
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Maybe not the best example, considering Blockbuster's late fees were deemed predatory and excessive in a massive lawsuit back in the early 2000s.
Thanks Obama
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I don't often read this thread but when I do it's always rewarding.
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It takes 3-5 days to add money to paypal. Do you want to wait that or me pay by bank?
I'll have my keeps up tonight, too.
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It takes 3-5 days to add money to paypal. Do you want to wait that or me pay by bank?
I'll have my keeps up tonight, too.
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Honestly, I don't care how you send it as long as you send it and let me know.
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freak this I'm out
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#circus
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I just got a message from Paypal, it's going to take 6 to 8 weeks to add money, so I ma just going to see how I do to see if I will pay or not.
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I just got a message from Paypal, it's going to take 6 to 8 weeks to add money, so I ma just going to see how I do to see if I will pay or not.
they have to courier pigeon the coins
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freak PayPal. Just use Venmo. If you don't already use it you're either old or just act like it.
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freak PayPal. Just use Venmo. If you don't already use it you're either old or just act like it.
I don't and now won't.
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I don't and now won't.
Loss 4 u. It would revolutionize how you pay at rest stops.
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Loss 4 u. It would revolutionize how you pay at rest stops.
I don't know what you're talking about as your 100% wrong, lottery tickets are much better and totally anonymous.
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I just got a message from Paypal, it's going to take 6 to 8 weeks to add money, so I ma just going to see how I do to see if I will pay or not.
prrrrrt
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I'll work on getting venmo set up for those who want to use it.
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Reminder that Friday is the deadline to set/change your keepers.
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I'll work on getting venmo set up for those who want to use it.
What about Western Union?
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Took me 5 minutes to install the paypal app and pay with debit card. Dont understand the fuss...
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Took me 5 minutes to install the paypal app and pay with debit card. Dont understand the fuss...
Thanks for paying.
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Anyone here want an extra league to be in, in addition to this one? Pope and I are both in it. Had one of our guys drop out at the last minute.
It's a one keeper league, been around for awhile. 12 team PPR.
$175 buy in. Bi weekly and highest point total bonuses in addition to the traditional 1st,2nd,3rd place payouts.
Draft is this Sunday
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You pay $175 to be in a fantasy football league and you were bitching about a $5 late fee?
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You set a $5 daily late fee with a firm deadline and couldn't even get the payment systems set up properly before announcing?
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175 buy in....must be some decent payouts.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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And also AR, if that's what you think me and Puck were objecting to, then you have reading comprehension issues. But keep getting further entrenched in your poor management skills.
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175 buy in....must be some decent payouts.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
$1000 first
$500 second
$150 third
$150 season points winner. $50 Bi weekly bonus for highest point total across 2 weeks (6 total "bonuses". No Bonus on week 13)
We added the bonuses last year and it was a good way to keep people engaged throughout the season.
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And also AR, if that's what you think me and Puck were objecting to, then you have reading comprehension issues. But keep getting further entrenched in your poor management skills.
Is this really worth the argument?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Is this really worth the argument?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
It wasn't. I left AR alone even after he fucked up and announced the paypal issues, but if he wants to poke and prod it's fair game.
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It wasn't. I left AR alone even after he fucked up and announced the paypal issues, but if he wants to poke and prod it's fair game.
Lick my taint.
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I'm sorry. It's a $5 daily penalty. That's the egregious part.
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$5 fees out for Harambe
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Is this really worth the argument?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Yes, and just wait till the appetizer penalty you poopchute.
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$5 fees out for Harambe
RACIST!
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Yes, and just wait till the appetizer penalty you poopchute.
Lol
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For the record, there's no issue with PayPal other than the time it sometimes takes to transfer. I've already received dues from four people.
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I dont know why this is an issue every year. We've been using paypal to fund the friars league since i started the league back in 2009.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Because arguing gets me hard.
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I dont know why this is an issue every year. We've been using paypal to fund the friars league since i started the league back in 2009.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Because Peter Thiel likes dicks in his derriere.
*files for bankruptcy*
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Also sent the money in less than 5 minutes ladies. That 3-5 day excrement must be for people who haven't set up PayPal before? So nobody besides maybe the new fags.
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Gotten dues from 5 people so far. That's half in 3 days.
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Gotten dues from 5 people so far. That's half in 3 days.
Fascist
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$5 fees out for Harambe
Yes
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Kevin White (15 + franchise)
Delanie Walker (8)
Amari Cooper (2)
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Final keeper list (barring any changes):
Mine:
Alshon Jeffery (6th)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (15th)
JFIF:
Eddie Lacy (3rd/franchise)
Odell Beckham Jr. (10th)
Jarvis Landry (15th)
Heismanberg:
Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
IJR:
Todd Gurley (3rd, Franchise)
Adrian Peterson (5th, 2nd keeper year)
Jordan Matthews (9th, 2nd keeper year)
Pumbo:
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Devonta Freeman(8th, 1st keeper season)
Thomas Rawls (16th, franchise)
SFD:
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (13th)
Latavius Murray (15th)
MB:
Julian Edelman (4th, 1st keeper year)
Le'Veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Mack:
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 16)
UKK:
Jonathan Stewart (3rd round)
Lamar Miller (5th round)
Jeremy Langford (16th round/franchise)
Fenwyr:
Brandin Cooks - 5th (franchise)
CJ Anderson - 14th
Coby Fleener - 16th
Soss:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Martellus Bennett @ Round 11
Allen Hurns @ Round 16
IATA:
Amari Cooper (2nd)
Delanie Walker (8th)
Kevin White (15th + franchise)
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I was going to pay but I spent most of today interviewing financial advisors and discussing strategies on how to approach paying my late fees
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Also sent the money in less than 5 minutes ladies. That 3-5 day excrement must be for people who haven't set up PayPal before? So nobody besides maybe the new fags.
I think the delay has to do with the source of the funds.
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I think the delay has to do with the source of the funds.
I think you're right. If you set up paypal to draw from your bank account, you get the delay. If you set paypal up to draw from your credit card, there are no delays.
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Jesus you faggots don't have a cc linked to your bank account? The freak it's about fifty times easier and you get rewards on essentially cash transactions. Get on it dumbasses.
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There is zero delay if you have a verified account regardless of the source.
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I think you're right. If you set up paypal to draw from your bank account, you get the delay. If you set paypal up to draw from your credit card, there are no delays.
If you have Paypal connected directly to your bank account you are a freaking idiot who doesn't like money. There are so many hacks on that shithouse system that it's not if your account gets emptied, it's when. If you do it with a credit card you have the power to recover the transaction and make it a fight between Paypal and Visa/Mastercard/Amex.
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Oh no someone might steal my nothing
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Pretty sure PayPal does not allow sending money as a gift (read: no fee) from a credit card. That option only exists using a bank account
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Pretty sure PayPal does not allow sending money as a gift (read: no fee) from a credit card. That option only exists using a bank account
Better to pay a couple of bucks in fees than expose your actual real money to Paypal. I got done for a couple of grand a few years ago and it took freaking months of fighting them to get my money back. It will require a lot more fast cars and space rockets for Musk to make up for the evil he created with that queynte of a company.
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I PM'ed and emailed Soss about Lewis' injury so if he doesn't switch out his keepers by tomorrow night that's on him.
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freak him, thatd be funny.
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Everyone should begin removing keepers from their draft rankings at their leisure.
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I am leaving them so I can draft all the keepers and drive you all nuts.
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Do me a favor and tell Soss to go freak himself. Thanks.
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I am leaving them so I can draft all the keepers and drive you all nuts.
Please do this.
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Please do this.
So you can win the league.... I have my eyes on you
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freak, I haven't kept up with football in a couple days and everything has gone to excrement. Lemme figure out a substitute.
Edit: I'm stuck with Massholes no matter how I slice it, I'll just swap in James White for Dion Lewis, last round keeper. Probably more upside value than Martellus Bennett in the 11th.
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Got it. You're good.
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Got it. You're good.
Eh I change my mind. I'll go with Martellus Bennett at a Round 11 tender. I actually thought Lewis was out for the season, but it's an 8-10 weeker, plus Brady suspension = shitty pick. I edited it in your keeper list post.
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Thanks
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I'm only waiting on 3 people's dues now.
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I will not be able to be at the draft and setting up auto draft. Is there anyway you can draft my keepers in the 8th and 16th. There's no way to get that set up exactly correct.
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Jumbo can't draft for you, I take it?
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Jumbo can't draft for you, I take it?
No, in fact we have a deal, I draft and he's taking over. Anyway, I cancelled my plans to New York, my baby is very sick and quite honestly I don't know how much longer she has. I am not going out of town to party during her last days.
I have been meaning to put it in the Dawgs thread but it hurts too much writing it.
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No, in fact we have a deal, I draft and he's taking over. Anyway, I cancelled my plans to New York, my baby is very sick and quite honestly I don't know how much longer she has. I am not going out of town to party during her last days.
I have been meaning to put it in the Dawgs thread but it hurts too much writing it.
Oh my god. I'm so sorry to hear that. I had no idea you had a child that ill.
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ESPN should make their online draft as customizable as the offline draft. The other league I'm in did an offline draft and the commissioner was able to plug in all the keepers ahead of time. that feature would be way more useful for online drafts.
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Oh my god. I'm so sorry to hear that. I had no idea you had a child that ill.
My kid is my Pekingese, Tammy. I don't want to misrepresent. She's like a daughter to me, I don't know if you're a pet owner but those that are 100 percent know what it is to go through this. It sucks but just the same thank you, I sincerely appreciate it.
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My kid is my Pekingese, Tammy. I don't want to misrepresent. She's like a daughter to me, I don't know if you're a pet owner but those that are 100 percent know what it is to go through this. It sucks but just the same thank you, I sincerely appreciate it.
I replied while you were editing in the bit about the Dawgs thread so when I read your post I actually thought you had a deathly ill infant.
Still, I'm sorry to hear about your dog. I'm not currently a pet owner, but I have lost pets before and know how much it sucks.
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If you'd still like to go on auto draft, I'll try to figure out a solution to the problem.
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I can draft for you old friend
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My kid is my Pekingese, Tammy. I don't want to misrepresent. She's like a daughter to me, I don't know if you're a pet owner but those that are 100 percent know what it is to go through this. It sucks but just the same thank you, I sincerely appreciate it.
I'm really sorry bro. Been a tough run for Puck pets lately
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Ugh. You've been through a lot with Tammy. Sorry Puck.
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On the flipside, tammy is quite resilient. Tough little broad.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Thank you guys I appreciate it.
On the flipside, Tammy is quite resilient. Tough little broad.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Hell yes!
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The draft order should be announced today, whenever IJR gets around to it.
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My daughter is watching Chelsea play, then we will draw.
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The final standings from last season, equivalent to the number of slips for each team in the hat:
1 - Puck
2 - Derek Smalls
3 - JFIF
4 - MBGreen
5 - Soss
6 - Fenwyr
7 - IATA
8 - Heismanberg
9 - UKK
10 - IgnatiusJReilly
11 - SixFeetDeep
12 - Andrew Ryan
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Hey good luck puck. Hope it works out, or at the very least she goes peacefully.
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Apparently Soss bribed my children this year:
1 - Soss
2 - Andrew Ryan
3 - IATA
4 - Ignatius J Reilly
5 - Six Feet Deep
6 - Derek Smalls
7 - UKK
8 - Fenwyr
9 - Heismanberg
10 - MBGreen
11 - JFIF
12 - Puckbo
I'll update the draft order. Next up, drawing the divisions.
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He's keeping Antonio Brown so that's really the worst outcome for him.
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Now that the draft order has been determined, you have until an hour before the draft to trade picks/keepers.
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The division draw features 4 pots from which the 3 divisions will be drawn, based on finish in the previous season:
Mack, Puck, JFIF
Iata, MB, Soss
UKK, IJR, Fenwyr
AR, SFD, Heismanberg
Each pot will be drawn twice to fill the divisions.
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He's keeping Antonio Brown so that's really the worst outcome for him.
That makes me significantly less annoyed with my children.
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The divisions:
Mack - Soss - Fenwyr - Six Feet Deep
Puck - MBGreen - UKK - Heismanberg
JFIF - IATA - IJR - Andrew Ryan
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I figured to get #12 so keeping Julio there is great.
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Hey good luck puck. Hope it works out, or at the very least she goes peacefully.
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Muchas gracias
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i was hoping i'd climb a few spots into the middle of the pack...oh well.
Drawing into Puck's division was a kick to the other testicle.
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Please check your schedules to make sure you don't play anyone more than twice. Just spent an hour going through trying to set the schedules up properly.
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Please check your schedules to make sure you don't play anyone more than twice. Just spent an hour going through trying to set the schedules up properly.
You're not supposed to go against anyone outside your division more than once, right? I'm scheduled to go against UKK in weeks 9 and 10.
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Nice. My Lacy pick comes at the end of the round this time.
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You're not supposed to go against anyone outside your division more than once, right? I'm scheduled to go against UKK in weeks 9 and 10.
I'll take care of it.
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I think it's all fixed now.
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I just glanced through all the schedules. Looks good to me.
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I just glanced through all the schedules. Looks good to me.
Veto
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I'm still waiting on dues from Puck, JFIF, and Heismanberg. Everyone else has paid.
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I'm still waiting on dues from Puck, JFIF, and Heismanberg. Everyone else has paid.
I got you, bb
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I got you, bb
Thanks
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Of the seven people that have sent me their dues through PayPal, I've only received one fee.
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I have money in my paypal but it's pending. Should be available Tuesday or Wednesday according to them. I'll send whichever day that is.
Also Iggy, there's a new tool that allows you to put in custom keepers for our league.
https://fantasydraftengine.com/
will save a lot of the headache out of the keeper process.
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Final keeper list (barring any changes):
Mine:
Alshon Jeffery (6th)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (15th)
JFIF:
Eddie Lacy (3rd/franchise)
Odell Beckham Jr. (10th)
Jarvis Landry (15th)
Heismanberg:
Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
IJR:
Todd Gurley (3rd, Franchise)
Adrian Peterson (5th, 2nd keeper year)
Jordan Matthews (9th, 2nd keeper year)
Pumbo:
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Devonta Freeman(8th, 1st keeper season)
Thomas Rawls (16th, franchise)
SFD:
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (13th)
Latavius Murray (15th)
MB:
Julian Edelman (4th, 1st keeper year)
Le'Veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Mack:
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 16)
UKK:
Jonathan Stewart (3rd round)
Lamar Miller (5th round)
Jeremy Langford (16th round/franchise)
Fenwyr:
Brandin Cooks - 5th (franchise)
CJ Anderson - 14th
Coby Fleener - 16th
Soss:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Martellus Bennett @ Round 11
Allen Hurns @ Round 16
IATA:
Amari Cooper (2nd)
Delanie Walker (8th)
Kevin White (15th + franchise)
this the latest list?
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this the latest list?
Yes, that is the final list
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If everyone could simply post in here once you've removed all the keepers from your draft rankings. I feel like that's the easiest way to keep everyone accountable.
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I made all the keepers the top players on our board, so when we autodraft, we get'em all.
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I made all the keepers the top players on our board, so when we autodraft, we get'em all.
Again, this would be awesome.
Puck's entire team would be Geno Smith.
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when is the draft?
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when is the draft?
sunday 7:30pm est
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what';s the paypal addy? I didn't see it in PMs or the league page.
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I set up my pre-draft rankings just now...it's gonna be slim pickens where i draft at #10. Oh well.
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I set up my pre-draft rankings just now...it's gonna be slim pickens where i draft at #10. Oh well.
I was going to post something similar.
More along the lines of, it's not until I do the predraft rankings every year that it really registers how barren the top of the draft is.
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I was going to post something similar.
More along the lines of, it's not until I do the predraft rankings every year that it really registers how barren the top of the draft is.
I may have to do some real preparation. Chances are, i'll probably embarrass myself anyway.
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If everyone could simply post in here once you've removed all the keepers from your draft rankings. I feel like that's the easiest way to keep everyone accountable.
I have. What is the draft order?
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I have. What is the draft order?
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1 - Soss
2 - Andrew Ryan
3 - IATA
4 - Ignatius J Reilly
5 - Six Feet Deep
6 - Derek Smalls
7 - UKK
8 - Fenwyr
9 - Heismanberg
10 - MBGreen
11 - JFIF
12 - Puckbo
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Everyone's dues have been paid on time. Thank you for not making this a hassle, guys.
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Iggy has the best keepers built to win for this year. SFD is in pretty good shape too. MB and Puck respectable value all among good players
I should have fuckin franchised ODB when I had a chance.
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Keeping Benjamin for the first time at a 15th is pretty nice.
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Your keepers are all coming off injuries. I'm sure Benjamin will be fine but Mariota and Alshon are a gamble health wise.
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jew ready bitches?
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jew ready bitches?
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I should probably actually read a little about strategy. I don't have a clue what I'm doing yet, which might be my best shot.
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My strategy is to get drunk and draft everyone's keepers. It worked last year.
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My strategy is to get drunk
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#MyStrategy
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Suck a dick, dumbshits!
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for reference purposes:
Final keeper list (barring any changes):
Mine:
Alshon Jeffery (6th)
Marcus Mariota (12th/franchise)
Kelvin Benjamin (15th)
JFIF:
Eddie Lacy (3rd/franchise)
Odell Beckham Jr. (10th)
Jarvis Landry (15th)
Heismanberg:
Derek Carr (14th Round)
Carson Palmer (15th Round)
Stefon Diggs (16th Round - Franchise)
IJR:
Todd Gurley (3rd, Franchise)
Adrian Peterson (5th, 2nd keeper year)
Jordan Matthews (9th, 2nd keeper year)
Pumbo:
Julio Jones (1st, second keeper season)
Devonta Freeman(8th, 1st keeper season)
Thomas Rawls (16th, franchise)
SFD:
Andrew Luck (10th/franchise)
Jordy Nelson (13th)
Latavius Murray (15th)
MB:
Julian Edelman (4th, 1st keeper year)
Le'Veon Bell (7th, franchise)
Cam Newton (9th, 1st keeper year)
Mack:
Allen Robinson (Rd 4)
David Johnson (Rd 9, Franchise)
Tyler Lockett (Rd 16)
UKK:
Jonathan Stewart (3rd round)
Lamar Miller (5th round)
Jeremy Langford (16th round/franchise)
Fenwyr:
Brandin Cooks - 5th (franchise)
CJ Anderson - 14th
Coby Fleener - 16th
Soss:
Antonio Brown @ Round 1
Martellus Bennett @ Round 11
Allen Hurns @ Round 16
IATA:
Amari Cooper (2nd)
Delanie Walker (8th)
Kevin White (15th + franchise)
1 - Soss
2 - Andrew Ryan
3 - IATA
4 - Ignatius J Reilly
5 - Six Feet Deep
6 - Derek Smalls
7 - UKK
8 - Fenwyr
9 - Heismanberg
10 - MBGreen
11 - JFIF
12 - Puckbo
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umm...nice timing, espn....to have technical difficulties.
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Draft opened for me.
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Draft opened for me.
are you on a computer or your phone?
Also, since you work for ESPN....freak you.
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i'm in now.
#blessed
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Soss is gay
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My wife doesn't seem to understand "I need to leave" when I said it 30 minutes ago. freak me
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My wife doesn't seem to understand "I need to leave" when I said it 30 minutes ago. freak me
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Can you use your phone to draft?
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I just made this round by round reference guide for when everyone's supposed to draft their keepers.
Round 1
Antonio Brown: Soss
Julio Jones: Puck
Round 2
Amari Cooper: IATA
Round 3
Eddie Lacy: JFIF
Todd Gurley: IJR
Jonathan Stewart: UKK
Round 4
Julian Edelman: MB
Allen Robinson: Mack
Round 5
Lamar Miller: UKK
Brandin Cooks: Fenwyr
Adrian Peterson: IJR
Round 6
Alshon Jeffery: AR
Round 7
Le’Veon Bell: MB
Round 8
Delanie Walker: IATA
Devonta Freeman: Puck
Round 9
Jordan Matthews: IJR
David Johnson: Mack
Cam Newton: MB
Round 10
Odell Beckham: JFIF
Andrew Luck: SFD
Round 11
Martellus Bennett: Soss
Round 12
Marcus Mariota: AR
Round 13
Jordy Nelson: SFD
Round 14
Derek Carr: Heismanberg
C.J. Anderson: Fenwyr
Round 15
Kelvin Benjamin: AR
Jarvis Landry: JFIF
Carson Palmer: Heismanberg
Latavius Murray: SFD
Kevin White: IATA
Round 16
Stefon Diggs: Heismanberg
Thomas Rawls: Puck
Tyler Lockett: Mack
Jeremy Langford: UKK
Coby Fleener: Fenwyr
Allen Hurns: Soss
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IATA better make it
things could get fucked up early
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As long as he takes Cooper in the 2nd round, we'll be fine until the 8th.
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Fenwyr, how the freak did you set up your rankings? We stepped in to fix the keepers, but your autodraft made some bizarro selections.
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Greatest draft of all time
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I am really not sure how this draft went......It was the most difficult draft I have experienced, lots of players were taken right before I was going to pick them. I was forced to take players a round too early because there were 23 picks in between. I found it much easier last year and I didn't put in as much work.
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I am really not sure how this draft went......It was the most difficult draft I have experienced, lots of players were taken right before I was going to pick them. I was forced to take players a round too early because there were 23 picks in between. I found it much easier last year and I didn't put in as much work.
I did 15 minutes of research before drafting and only watched 2 preseason games, both Jets. So I think I did awesome. It helps that 2 of my keepers are awesome. I'm sure some of my picks will be terrible, but IDGAF.
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I like my team a lot.....I would like it a lot more if I could have grabbed Danny Woodhead in the 5th round, but I'll take it.
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I hate my team....but at least it's not fenwyr's.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I have three running backs. THREE!!!
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At least Randall Cobb found his way home after all these years.
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I emailed The Football Guys and the rate my team and they told me to GFY.
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Fenwyr, how the freak did you set up your rankings? We stepped in to fix the keepers, but your autodraft made some bizarro selections.
Sorry. I put all keepers at the end of my draft list. Never set my rankings other than that because I planned on being there. Got some horrible news this morning and basically got drunk and slept through the whole thing.
Sorry for any trouble it may have caused, but to be honest, I don't really give a freak about anything right now. I'll just have to be king of the waiver wire.
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Sorry. I put all keepers at the end of my draft list. Never set my rankings other than that because I planned on being there. Got some horrible news this morning and basically got drunk and slept through the whole thing.
Sorry for any trouble it may have caused, but to be honest, I don't really give a freak about anything right now. I'll just have to be king of the waiver wire.
It's really all good. We took care of it, and with one stretch it was easier than in years past to deal with it all. I hope everything's all right, but the tone there tells me it's not. Obviously nothing going on here matters.
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Sorry. I put all keepers at the end of my draft list. Never set my rankings other than that because I planned on being there. Got some horrible news this morning and basically got drunk and slept through the whole thing.
Sorry for any trouble it may have caused, but to be honest, I don't really give a freak about anything right now. I'll just have to be king of the waiver wire.
Other than at quarterback, you have a pretty solid team believe it or not. I'm sorry about whatever horrible news you got this morning and hope that it works itself out.
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Hope everything works out man. Gl
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Thanks guys. I have 5 roster moves setup for Tuesday, so we'll see how that goes. I don't actually hate my team, but that's mostly thanks to my keepers.
Speaking of Tuesday, that's also when my mom starts chemo. I'll leave it at that. Jets better win the freaking Superbowl this year.
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Thanks guys. I have 5 roster moves setup for Tuesday, so we'll see how that goes. I don't actually hate my team, but that's mostly thanks to my keepers.
Speaking of Tuesday, that's also when my mom starts chemo. I'll leave it at that. Jets better win the freaking Superbowl this year.
Ah. Yeah, like I said, nothing here matters. My mom battled breast cancer two years ago and is now cancer free, so hopefully the treatment works with your mom. I don't know if this new or a return, but I'll keep my fingers crossed treatment goes well. Keep us updated. Cancer freaking sucks.
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My draft was great
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Ah. Yeah, like I said, nothing here matters. My mom battled breast cancer two years ago and is now cancer free, so hopefully the treatment works with your mom. I don't know if this new or a return, but I'll keep my fingers crossed treatment goes well. Keep us updated. Cancer freaking sucks.
A week ago was the 5 year anniversary of my mother getting diagnosed for the same. She was stage 2 at the time, it spread to her lymph nodes.. Didn't tell anybody in the family for 2 months. She's cancer free for awhile now and been traveling and enjoying life.
Medicine has come a long way. Hopefully Fen, your mom can go to some good doctors and specialists. They make all the difference.
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I get to skull freak AR and IATA twice this year.
Hey playoffs, would you like a cocktail?
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Hope your mom has a quick recovery, fenwyr.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Best of luck to your Mom Fen, sorry to hear that news.
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The Espn login is a queynte
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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The Espn login is a queynte
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Pretty much lol
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The Espn login is a queynte
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
why are your wide receivers so terrible
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why are your wide receivers so terrible
Sheldon Richardson
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Sheldon Richardson
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
that player of the pink oboe
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that player of the pink oboe
I drafted horribly...and it didnt help that i took Bell's handcuff with a high pick as well.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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ESPN is having problems with international accounts being able to login and there's no fix yet.
Thanks Obama.
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I drafted horribly...and it didnt help that i took Bell's handcuff with a high pick as well.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
You're strong at every position except WR. I wouldn't have made that remark if your team sucked all around.
But being weak at WR in a 3 WR league is a potential problem, of course.
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You're strong at every position except WR. I wouldn't have made that remark if your team sucked all around.
ah...the ol' tongue n' cheek remark that i can never pick up on. Well played.
But you're right, my WRs being thin on talent is probably going to kill me.
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sucks man. im not having any issues, guess i lucked out
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I figured there was no way I'd get Foster, but it was still disappointing.
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I can't believe he dropped him. Not that I even considered drafting Foster, but as a week 1 waiver wire pick up? freak yeah. I'm just glad PuckBo didn't notice.
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I can't believe he dropped him. Not that I even considered drafting Foster, but as a week 1 waiver wire pick up? freak yeah. I'm just glad PuckBo didn't notice.
Or didn't want the corpse of Arian Foster who's going to die within 2 weeks
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I can't believe he dropped him. Not that I even considered drafting Foster, but as a week 1 waiver wire pick up? freak yeah. I'm just glad PuckBo didn't notice.
Lol he's shot.
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Jay Ajayi on the block for anyone that wants to profit from Foster's inevitable death
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Jay Ajayi on the block for anyone that wants to profit from Foster's inevitable death
Veto
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Was Foster seriously on the waiver wire?
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Was Foster seriously on the waiver wire?
he was dropped and placed on waivers.
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he was dropped and placed on waivers.
Wow..
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Wow..
total non-stop action around here.
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I noticed a roster skill position player not loaded into ESPN player queue.
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I noticed a roster skill position player not loaded into ESPN player queue.
A few starting kickers aren't either
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A few starting kickers aren't either
It's kind of annoying really.
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It's kind of annoying really.
Veto
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Veto
I veto your veto.
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Was Foster seriously on the waiver wire?
I had to pick up half a team. He was my 4th best RB and will be on IR by october, so yeah.
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I had to pick up half a team. He was my 4th best RB and will be on IR by october, so yeah.
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i mean, someone would have given you SOMETHING for Foster. at least a drafetable player
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He has stuff going on and having rosters set for tomorrow would have been difficult to facilitate a trade. I understand the move
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Yeah no big deal in my opinion.
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Foster has RB1 upside
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I've been burned by Foster enough the last 2 or 3 years to know better, and Achilles injuries are the worst injuries in all of sports, but I still think he'll stumble his way into 3 or 4 pretty productive games before inevitably getting injured.
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I would have traded Nuk for him, but oh well.
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I would have traded Nuk for him, but oh well.
would've saved Nuk from injury.
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i can login to ESPN finally.
thanks, random I.T. person.
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Christine Michael's about to go off.
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I would have traded Nuk for him, but oh well.
Hahahahahahahah 5 years ago maybe.
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Hahahahahahahah 5 years ago maybe.
Nah, now. I actually thought Foster was already off the board when I picked or I would have taken him in a heartbeat in the first.
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Nah, now. I actually thought Foster was already off the board when I picked or I would have taken him in a heartbeat in the first.
Over Nuk Hopkins? As Tommy would say," Nigga please." Just offer Hopkins straight up to JFIF. See how fast he says yes. I would guess faster than the speed of your bullshit.
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Over Nuk Hopkins? As Tommy would say," Nigga please." Just offer Hopkins straight up to JFIF. See how fast he says yes. I would guess faster than the speed of your bullshit.
I tried. He rejected the trade and asked for Hopkins and Todd Gurley. If Gurley wasn't eligible to be franchised, I'd have thought about it. I'm hoping to be able to get Foster from him for Hopkins and McCoy.
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That's some funny excrement.
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I want a Mookie Wilson rookie card for Foster.
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go for a billy ripkin "freak face" card, go big.
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Guess I should have started Benjamin.
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Went from 20+ dog to slight favorite. I held on to you this long CJ... dont die please.
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Guess I should have started Benjamin.
I thought he must have been banged up or something when I first looked at your lineups.
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I thought he must have been banged up or something when I first looked at your lineups.
The word before the game was that he was supposed to be on a limited snap count.
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The word before the game was that he was supposed to be on a limited snap count.
You were lied to
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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You were lied to
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
I know. I feel betrayed.
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Haha
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People trusted you and they died
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So much for that Keenan Allen pick.
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So much for that Keenan Allen pick.
Sucks, bro.
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My bench is outscoring my starters by 30 points.
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My bench is outscoring my starters by 30 points.
Who knew that Adrian Peterson was a bad pick this week? I almost started Ware over McCoy, but I wanted him to prove it first. Never thought he'd outscore AP by more than 30.
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The first week of the season's always weird.
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So much for that Keenan Allen pick.
You saved me from myself, thank you sir.
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You saved me from myself, thank you sir.
When god gives you a Foster, he takes an Allen.
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Dan Bailey is leading my team in scoring.
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When god gives you a Foster, he takes an Allen.
He's a first round pick, those are supposed to be your studs.
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Dan Bailey is leading my team in scoring.
I don't think if you tried you would have made worse choices with your lineup. ugh
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My glaring weakness remains a glaring weakness. Oops
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I don't think if you tried you would have made worse choices with your lineup. ugh
I wanted to see how many points I could leave on my bench this week.
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I wanted to see how many points I could leave on my bench this week.
Lol you won. Outsmarting yourself sucks, everyone has done that in fantasy.
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My wideouts are freaking terrible
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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The first week of the season's always weird.
As the guy that missed the draft and has a chance to be in 1st place... Yeah, no doubt.
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I nearly took Keenan Allen over Brandon Marshall at 6th overall. I was debating between those two.
Then again, Allen outscored Marshall this week, and the extra points Allen would have gotten me may have been enough for me to win.
I basically need the Rams to score a defensive touchdown against the 49ers if I'm going to win Week 1.
It's never fun to have the 2nd highest score in the league, and lose to the guy who autodrafted!
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Lol you won. Outsmarting yourself sucks, everyone has done that in fantasy.
I did the opposite. I thought about getting cute and starting Theo Riddick over Frank Gore, despite the workload I figured Gore would get. Then in one of my other leagues, I started Darren Sproles over Melvin Gordon, and I'll probably lose because of that. So I suck.
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Mike Wallace could have gotten me the win against Puck. Lame
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Mike Wallace could have gotten me the win against Puck. Lame
Yeah, I am sure you were so close to playing him over Dez Bryant but the little birdie on your shoulder prevented you from making that really easy decision nobody in the country would ever make.
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Yeah, I am sure you were so close to playing him over Dez Bryant but the little birdie on your shoulder prevented you from making that really easy decision nobody in the country would ever make.
Exactly, haha.
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Exactly, haha.
Don't worry the fantasy gods have your back, in another ppr league, which I won last year as well (yes a brag), I had a 32 point lead last night my opponent had 1 player left, Deangelo Williams.
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I get to skull freak AR and IATA twice this year.
Hey playoffs, would you like a cocktail?
You were outscored by my bench.
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Mike Wallace could have gotten me the win against Puck. Lame
Prepare your bum
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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My wideouts are freaking terrible
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Prepare your bum
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
lol new sig?
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Todd Gurley and AP can both go freak themselves.
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Todd Gurley and AP can both go freak themselves.
Not much you can do when you share the backfield with Case Keenum and Shaun Hill.
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Not much you can do when you share the backfield with Case Keenum and Shaun Hill.
Far worse players have rushed for 100 yards while sharing a backfield with both players.
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Hell, Tre Mason had over 40 points with PPR scoring in a game a couple years ago with Shaun Hill as his QB.
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ill bet you didnt start them then, either.
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ill bet you didnt start them then, either.
What
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What
Sheldon Richardson
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Hell, Tre Mason had over 40 points with PPR scoring in a game a couple years ago with Shaun Hill as his QB.
Tre Mason is in the nuthouse right now and probably not getting out anytime soon.lol
Playing with Hill gave him a psychotic break.
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I have about as much depth at receiver as the Jets have at defensive line.
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<3 Matt Forte
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Enunwa will carry me to the ship
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Can I get more than 7 points from my QB?
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I can't believe he dropped him. Not that I even considered drafting Foster, but as a week 1 waiver wire pick up? freak yeah. I'm just glad PuckBo didn't notice.
oops
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oops
Hahahaha
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Man do I suck at this lineup thing
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Sorry ukk
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Man do I suck at this lineup thing
Ditto.
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Hahahaha
Shocker.
My entire team was aids this week.
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My butt hurts.
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Shocker.
My entire team was aids this week.
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Justice for Harambe
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Danny Woodhead has a torn ACL. Fuuuuck. Now I'm down to 2 RBs.
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My butt hurts.
I wouldve used lube, but i lent it to Puck.
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I wouldve used lube, but i lent it to Puck.
You borrowed it from me.
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Rbs are hard :/ if gronk would stop skipping games I'd be in better shape
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My team is really good at getting hurt per usual. If anyone wants to give me more Dolphins or Pats, I'll see what I can do.
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My team is really good at getting hurt per usual. If anyone wants to give me more Dolphins or Pats, I'll see what I can do.
Jay Ajayi still on the block, but just a heads up, he's useless
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Honestly, freak the running back position in fantasy. There are like six guys that give you difference-making production on a weekly basis.
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Honestly, freak the running back position in fantasy. There are like six guys that give you difference-making production on a weekly basis.
Not a lot of biters in your search eh?
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Not a lot of biters in your search eh?
Ssshhh
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Ssshhh
Secrets are for women....and communists.
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freak Ryan Mathews.
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Puck is next up. I think he's bested my team 5 straight years.
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freak Ryan Mathews.
DIAF
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Puck is next up. I think he's bested my team 5 straight years.
I think you have the only two rb's in the league killing it so far.
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I think you have the only two rb's in the league killing it so far.
it's only week 2...HBs are dropping like flies.
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it's only week 2...HBs are dropping like flies.
Jay Ajayi still on the block and he's not injury prone at all
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Jay Ajayi still on the block and he's not injury prone at all
Would you rather have Kelvin or Zeke? I might be willing to throw Brady in as a sweetener.
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Solid offer heismanberg, just can't trade my only RB who might be worth a excrement when Eli is at least serviceable.
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i'm losing all my receivers
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i'm losing all my receivers
Jay Ajayi still on the block. Don't need to tell you what kind of value he offers as a receiver, you've probably seen his greatness firsthand
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Christine Michael's about to go off.
I was 2 weeks early on this.
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I may have a nice 12th round franchise keeper in Wentz.
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I may have a nice 12th round franchise keeper in Wentz.
Looking that way.
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I may have a nice 12th round franchise keeper in Wentz.
Every year we all get nice keepers.
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Every year we all get nice keepers.
Except UKK
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Whoever lac of the Irish is, thanks for leaving Benjamin in.
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Sitting baldwin because he was banged up And Seattle hadn't done anything on offense was such a smart move.
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Except UKK
Made the championship game my first year in the league and been excrement ever since. Doesn't help that Iggy's kids fucked me over in the draft order a few times now.
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Whoever lac of the Irish is, thanks for leaving Benjamin in.
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You know he wasn't hurt, right? He just didn't catch a pass after being the freaking WR1 over the first two weeks...
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I understand that. I still appreciate it.
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Lessons learned this week:
Whichever QB I leave on my bench will have an awesome game every damn time.
Zach Miller waited until he was on my bench to have the game of his life.
I am capable of winning a game.
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Lessons learned this week:
Whichever QB I leave on my bench will have an awesome game every damn time.
Zach Miller waited until he was on my bench to have the game of his life.
I am capable of winning a game.
I was thinking that exact thing while watching the game. You just can't catch a break.
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I was thinking that exact thing while watching the game. You just can't catch a break.
To be fair, I have now watched a total of 2.5 games of football this entire season. I have no clue what's going on.
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To be fair, I have now watched a total of 2.5 games of football this entire season. I have no clue what's going on.
To be fair, you haven't missed much.
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Wow, I studied trends, looked at games, read all sorts of excrement and still bombed the draft. This season is an abortion so far. I haven't lost all the games in a given week in my leagues literally ever. This week I did, holy excrement does that stuck.
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To be fair, I have now watched a total of 2.5 games of football this entire season. I have no clue what's going on.
I'm the same. Watched most of 2 games and a few plays of others here and there. Not going to be a big year for following football for me.
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Wow, I studied trends, looked at games, read all sorts of excrement and still bombed the draft. This season is an abortion so far. I haven't lost all the games in a given week in my leagues literally ever. This week I did, holy excrement does that stuck.
Jumbo has forsaken you.
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Wow. I just caught the luckiest of breaks. I'm leading by 4.1 against IATA and Willie Snead just got ruled out of tonight's game, so now Travaris Cadet is the only thing standing in between me and a very undeserved victory.
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freak.
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hail mary. dropped cadet and grabbed hardy. plz
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there goes vareen for the year too. woot.
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Tonight should be interesting.
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Frank Gore out there if you need an RB. He's nothing special, but he's pretty good for 10-15 points each week.
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I'm the same. Watched most of 2 games and a few plays of others here and there. Not going to be a big year for following football for me.
I tried for years to get my kids into football. Couldn't do it. They get bored and disinterested. So once they got old enough, Sunday was basically spent separately during football season. It wasn't as much fun. I wanted them to get into sports, but I couldn't force it. They like hockey but only live. Once we realized just how much they love soccer, that was it. My daughter has watched games here and there since she was three, but in the last couple of years it has grown into a full blown obsession for both. I'll always watch the Jets, but I'm at the point I'd rather watch soccer with them than other football games on my own.
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I tried for years to get my kids into football. Couldn't do it. They get bored and disinterested. So once they got old enough, Sunday was basically spent separately during football season. It wasn't as much fun. I wanted them to get into sports, but I couldn't force it. They like hockey but only live. Once we realized just how much they love soccer, that was it. My daughter has watched games here and there since she was three, but in the last couple of years it has grown into a full blown obsession for both. I'll always watch the Jets, but I'm at the point I'd rather watch soccer with them than other football games on my own.
It's not over yet, I wasn't into football until I was 13.
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I tried for years to get my kids into football. Couldn't do it. They get bored and disinterested. So once they got old enough, Sunday was basically spent separately during football season. It wasn't as much fun. I wanted them to get into sports, but I couldn't force it. They like hockey but only live. Once we realized just how much they love soccer, that was it. My daughter has watched games here and there since she was three, but in the last couple of years it has grown into a full blown obsession for both. I'll always watch the Jets, but I'm at the point I'd rather watch soccer with them than other football games on my own.
My life just doesn't allow for much leisure time at the moment and I can't get into football games even if I'm around for.them. losing a job I liked to go to one I don't really enjoy at night has sucked work wise and being away from my family all night 3 or 4 nights a week. Then trying to flip my sleep schedule around so I can be a somewhat functional father to a 6 month old hasn't been very much fun either.
Not looking for sympathy,My dumbass put myself in this position. Need to get my excrement in order before my daughter can actually remember what is going on.
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phew. thank you saints for being bad.
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i backed into another win. thank god.
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I hate football.
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i backed into another win. thank god.
Good win, dude.
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Damn, I got lucky with that one...
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Id like to thank Atlanta for forgetting Julio Jones existed.
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Id like to thank Atlanta for forgetting Julio Jones existed.
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I feel your pain.
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I feel your pain.
I wasnt being sarcastic. Puck would've made it alot closer if julio wouldve went off
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I wasnt being sarcastic. Puck would've made it alot closer if julio wouldve went off
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I should have said I feel his pain. Kelvin Benjamin gave me a donut this week in a matchup I lost by 6.5 points.
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I had 2 guys with 0 starting and a 23 on my bench. Oops
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Josh Gordon going to rehab "indeffinetly".
fuckkkkkkk
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Black people and their marijuana..
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I am really sorry guys, Decker was left in my lineup. I don't think I have ever done that, my bad.
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My team needs to be killed with fire.
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My team needs to be killed with fire.
So you want Jay Ajayi?
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Kirk Cousins is available for trade.
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Bye and injury week hell for me. My unlikely run should be taking a week off.
EDIT: Maybe not. My opponent is worse off than me.
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im projected to win by 2 points, bucko.
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im projected to win by 2 points, bucko.
im still waiting for you to show up from last week
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ya well freak you
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Trade proposals where I give up Julio Jones, Mike Evans and Dixon for a collection of stiffs make me freaking angry. I dont want to see a freaking trade proposal from you this season, you're banned.
Coming my way is Marshall, Hilton, Macklin and Gore.. A trade that monumentally freaking stupid would be veto'ed in a milisecond by the entire freaking league.
How about you trade David Johnson and Allen Robinson for Devonta Freeman, Eric Decker, Pierre Garcon and the directors cut of two girls one cup?
Would you freaking do that? Of course not, so freak yourself.
Andrew Ryan three years ago wouldn't try something that obnoxious and he made some obnoxious freaking trade proposals.
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haha
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Trade proposals where I give up Julio Jones, Mike Evans and Dixon for a collection of stiffs make me freaking angry. I dont want to see a freaking trade proposal from you this season, you're banned.
Coming my way is Marshall, Hilton, Macklin and Gore.. A trade that monumentally freaking stupid would be veto'ed in a milisecond by the entire freaking league.
How about you trade David Johnson and Allen Robinson for Devonta Freeman, Eric Decker, Pierre Garcon and the directors cut of two girls one cup?
Would you freaking do that? Of course not, so freak yourself.
Andrew Ryan three years ago wouldn't try something that obnoxious and he made some obnoxious freaking trade proposals.
Ees only game, why you heff to be med?
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For once I can say that I have nothing to do with this.
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I'm just glad to know that T.Y. Hilton and Brandon Marshall are stiffs. You learn something new every day in this league.
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I'm just glad to know that T.Y. Hilton and Brandon Marshall are stiffs. You learn something new every day in this league.
I'm hoping they play like stiffs this weekend.
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I'm just glad to know that T.Y. Hilton and Brandon Marshall are stiffs. You learn something new every day in this league.
Their stock isn't exactly thru the roof at the moment.
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I'm hoping they play like stiffs this weekend.
I don't know what round you got them all in, but Michael, Fuller and Howard looks like one hell of a group of keepers on paper.
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If you think Brandon Marshall or T.Y. Hilton are stiffs, take a good long look at Michael Floyd.
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I don't know what round you got them all in, but Michael, Fuller and Howard looks like one hell of a group of keepers on paper.
I got Michael in the 9th, Fuller in the 10th, and Howard as a free agent a week before he got the starting job. I've also got Kelvin Benjamin as a 14th round keeper for next year.
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Their stock isn't exactly thru the roof at the moment.
Hilton's is fine. Marshall and Maclin are both getting a ton of targets but haven't been as efficient. Both have track records of being WR1s (Marshall) or WR2s (Maclin). If they keep getting thrown to as much as they have been, I expect them to bounce back and play like they do every season. And Gore is the No. 15 RB in fantasy so far this season. He's a legit RB2 in fantasy.
I probably shouldn't have tried to get Julio AND Evans in the same deal. That part was overly ambitious. Dixon was a throw-in.
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Everyone overrates their own players.
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Everyone overrates their own players.
I am not over rating anyone, that proposal was an out and out fleece. Evans is the #6 wr and #1 in targets and Julio is the #1 in fantasy at the moment. He should have offered to kiss me before he fucked me like that. In comparison to those two he offered a collection of stiffs. Plus Dixon is a throw in, hey while I am fleecing you with the other two alone, how about throwing in the future Ravens starting Rb. Like I said, freak himself.
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lol
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Yo Puck, that comment wasn't referring to you.
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Julio Jones is untradeable. Making any offer for him is obnoxious, unless it involves Bernard Pierce.
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Yo Puck, that comment wasn't referring to you.
It's all good I love faux anger.
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Julio Jones is untradeable. Making any offer for him is obnoxious, unless it involves Bernard Pierce.
I think a Jay Ajayi/Kirk Cousins combination could get it done.
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It's extremely difficult to make a trade in this league early in the season.
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I'm open for trades. I don't really have anyone I refuse to move.
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I noticed we didn't have a trade deadline so I made it Thursday, November 24.
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How unilateral of you
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I might actually win a game.
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Bye and injury week hell for me. My unlikely run should be taking a week off.
EDIT: Maybe not. My opponent is worse off than me.
eat my derriere
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eat my derriere
And to think I stopped by to congratulate you.
I dont always eat derriere, but when I do, I prefer a females.
Sorry if you thought you were getting more than a W out of this.
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^ lol
Soss handed me my first loss.
Shake off that concussion, Cam
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Not related to your league but I need 0.7 points out of Jaquizz Rodgers tonight
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Not related to your league but I need 0.7 points out of Jaquizz Rodgers tonight
You really like that guy huh?
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You really like that guy huh?
Nah but he's a bye week fill in and has no one to contend with for touches. Figured he'd be good for 10+ pts in PPR
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Either Mack or I will score 160 points and lose this week.
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Either Mack or I will score 160 points and lose this week.
filed under "nobody gives a freak"
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filed under "nobody gives a freak"
Cosigned
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filed under "nobody gives a freak"
lol
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Cosigned
double cosigned
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And to think I stopped by to congratulate you.
I dont always eat derriere, but when I do, I prefer a females.
Sorry if you thought you were getting more than a W out of this.
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Man, I didn't think I'd have to worry tonight, with Jameis and a 19pt lead vs Olsen, but it was down to a 1 point match before TB's touchdown. Only 50yds from the 3pt 200yd bonus, MB is shockingly still in this one.
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filed under "nobody gives a freak"
Does anyone really give a freak about anything anyone says in this thread?
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Does anyone really give a freak about anything anyone says in this thread?
veto
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Does anyone really give a freak about anything anyone says in this thread?
each of us now-casting our fantasy football weeks definitely makes this an Official Zero Self-Awareness Zone
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I'm 2nd in points in our league but just 2-3 overall #shutthefuckupsmalls
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I won a game!
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Losing Beckham and Big Ben within a couple of minutes of each other lol
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Losing Beckham and Big Ben within a couple of minutes of each other lol
I have Ben, Beckham, McCoy.. wtf
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I have Ben, Beckham, McCoy.. wtf
2 of 3 back.
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Do you guys have any fantasy football player nicknames? I'll start.
Donte "Monk-shee-shee" Moncrief
Joe "Joe Flacco" Flacco
Arian "The Barbarian" Foster
Todd "The Girly Man" Gurley
Willie "Good Deed" Snead
Let me know what you guys think ;)
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If I lose this week, it will probably be because I started Zach Ertz over Coby Fleener.
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I have Ben, Beckham, McCoy.. wtf
Minus big Bens excrement day this went from excrement to spectacular
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I have Ben, Beckham, McCoy.. wtf
Yeah, I think you did OK.
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Yeah, I think you did OK.
freak off purse betty
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Oh excrement two game win streak!
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Oh excrement two game win streak!
Your AIDS is contagious
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Your AIDS is contagious
I got a supply of the stuff magic Johnson takes. Might score the most points this week. Not expecting it to last.
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I got a supply of the stuff magic Johnson takes. Might score the most points this week. Not expecting it to last.
you swine
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Matt Ryan has to be the biggest undrafted gift ever. He and Cooks are carrying my team.
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Matt Ryan has to be the biggest undrafted gift ever. He and Cooks are carrying my team.
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The ONE year Puck decides not to take Matt Ryan
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The ONE year Puck decides not to take Matt Ryan
I had him on my roster in week 2 and then dropped him.
nards, meet foot.
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RE: Yoshi's "freak off. he's a 15th round keeper"
Chill, I didn't look at Landry's keeper status before making a trade offer, wasn't trying to insult you. QB is a weak position for you, and I'm trying to sell one, thus the offer.
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RE: Yoshi's "freak off. he's a 15th round keeper"
Chill, I didn't look at Landry's keeper status before making a trade offer, wasn't trying to insult you. QB is a weak position for you, and I'm trying to sell one, thus the offer.
Because it was you it was warranted
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He picks up Cousins off the waiver wire and hordes 3 QBs while trying to send bogus trades to people.
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He picks up Cousins off the waiver wire and hordes 3 QBs while trying to send bogus trades to people.
After I dropped him the week before because I couldn't generate any trade interest.
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I got Wilson and the shitty Allen in Jacksonville for Larry Fitzgerald
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MB's probably going to destroy me this week.
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I havent received a single shitty trade request. I feel unloved.
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I havent received a single shitty trade request. I feel unloved.
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if Friars were IDP...i would've traded you Antonio Allen in week 1
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Hahaha
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Think Kenny Britt will have a good game in London?
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So MB has 4 QBs on his roster. Where's the endless piles of excrement that I got for carrying 3 last year?
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So MB has 4 QBs on his roster. Where's the endless piles of excrement that I got for carrying 3 last year?
because I'm nice.
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because I'm nice.
sure
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sure
living well is the best revenge
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if Friars were IDP...i would've traded you Antonio Allen in week 1
SBTG (il)
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I can't believe he dropped him. Not that I even considered drafting Foster, but as a week 1 waiver wire pick up? freak yeah. I'm just glad PuckBo didn't notice.
really regretting this now
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really regretting this now
In the 6 years of this league it could be our biggest miss, that or Keenan Allen or not completing those absolutely absurd trade offers from Mack.
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If anyone is hurting at tight end, or wants watkins for next year, I would consider a trade for rb.
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If anyone is hurting at tight end, or wants watkins for next year, I would consider a trade for rb.
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I'm open to moving Jordan Howard or Devontae Booker. Both are franchiseable (coining the word) at a late round level.
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Frank Gore, Theo Riddick, Jacquizz Rodgers, and Isaiah Crowell are available at RB. I'm looking to package Marshall or Maclin with one of my RBs for an upgraded WR.
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Gronk or D.Walker are available, looking RB/WR. Open to moving most everyone for the right deal.
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MB's probably going to destroy me this week.
confirmed
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confirmed
yeah, yeah, yeah
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yeah, yeah, yeah
lol
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Looks like a battle of 6-2 teams next week.
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of course i face the guy with derek carr. we should both be celebrating our own monster victories, instead, only i will be celebrating victory.
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carr allowed me to win by 30 points in another league where i didnt want to give up roster slots for def/k on a bye week
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carr allowed me to win by 30 points in another league where i didnt want to give up roster slots for def/k on a bye week
cool story bro
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thats right, it is. thank you for the acknowledgement.
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freak you, Mark Ingram.
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bullshitwtf
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instead, only i will be celebrating victory.
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hahaha
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Percy Harvin time
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Percy Harvin time
Thanks for dropping Coates.
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Thanks for dropping Coates.
No problem.
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I will need a quality starting RB at some point. I am pretty solid at WR and TE right now and could spare someone for the right price.
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And no, a back with under 30 rushing yards for 3 straight weeks will not get you cooks and his 5th round franchise.
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And no, a back with under 30 rushing yards for 3 straight weeks will not get you cooks and his 5th round franchise.
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Hahaha what was the proposal?
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And no, a back with under 30 rushing yards for 3 straight weeks will not get you cooks and his 5th round franchise.
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How about Jordan Howard for one of your tight ends?
FTR, I wasn't the one who sent the low-ball offer.
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lol at Puck having 90 points on Friday.
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How about Jordan Howard for one of your tight ends?
FTR, I wasn't the one who sent the low-ball offer.
Send something over. Would prefer to hold on to Myfert though.
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lol at Puck having 90 points on Friday.
Damn. I thought Ryan would give me the Friday lead.
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I need a productive WR....unlike most of you, I have 3 productive HBs (Bell, Forte and Ingram). I may part with one of them for the right WR.
MB's trading post is open for business.
Stupid offers won't get a response.
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I need a productive WR....unlike most of you, I have 3 productive HBs (Bell, Forte and Ingram). I may part with one of them for the right WR.
MB's trading post is open for business.
Stupid offers won't get a response.
Ill swap Pierre Garcon for Bell, who says no
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Ill swap Pierre Garcon for Bell, who says no
#PuckVeto
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Only a couple weeks left to make a trade.
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I need a productive WR....unlike most of you, I have 3 productive HBs (Bell, Forte and Ingram). I may part with one of them for the right WR.
MB's trading post is open for business.
Stupid offers won't get a response.
Sent you something that seems fair.
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Also, I'll be rolling with graham down the stretch, so Eifert is available.
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Sent you something that seems fair.
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negatory
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I'm still in the market for a tight end.
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I'm still in the market for a tight end.
kyle rudolph is for sale
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MB make a counter. AR you can have Eifert for a decent RB.
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kyle rudolph is for sale
I think I can do better.
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I think I can do better.
you'll probably do worse
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you'll probably do worse
It's always possible.
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I'm happy with my team, but if I can package an RB (Gore? Riddick?) and Jeremy Maclin for an upgrade at WR, I would be happy to do it.
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It's always possible.
it's a certainty
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it's a certainty
Your overconfidence is your weakness.
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Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Bernard Pierce is yours.
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MB has a good team finally and talks so much excrement haha. Nobody's beating puckbo anyway.
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I'm trying to go worst to first.
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MB has a good team finally and talks so much excrement haha. Nobody's beating puckbo anyway.
i rarely say anything in here or during the draft
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I need a productive WR....unlike most of you, I have 3 productive HBs (Bell, Forte and Ingram). I may part with one of them for the right WR.
MB's trading post is open for business.
Stupid offers won't get a response.
OBJ for citizenship
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i rarely say anything in here or during the draft
I say nothing, I can't control fantasy football any more than I can control the weather and the constant thing about it. It's better to shut your piehole and just have fun.
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OBJ for citizenship
haha
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Nice week, IATA. Whichever of us ends up with the second highest score this week is gonna get an L.
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JFIF is primed for the kill. Bernard and OBJ >>> Paul Perkins
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Ugh, had a super busy week and started Jeremy Maclin in the FLEX who was out. My bad. Wouldn't have helped me this week anyway
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Nice week, IATA. Whichever of us ends up with the second highest score this week is gonna get an L.
ya man, great matchup.
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Ugh, had a super busy week and started Jeremy Maclin in the FLEX who was out. My bad. Wouldn't have helped me this week anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLHtxRzu6KQ
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Nice comeback, JFIF.
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Woooooweeeee what a match up. Exciting finish, better luck next time Soss!
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Woooooweeeee what a match up. Exciting finish, better luck next time Soss!
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Yep... With more than a quarter to go, one catch or FG would have likely been enough. Oh well!
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I'd like to unload some talent that I don't intend on keeping for next year before the trade deadline next Wednesday. Devontae Booker, Jordan Howard, Christine Michael, Will Fuller, Sammie Coates, and J.J. Nelson are all available.
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I'd like to unload some talent that I don't intend on keeping for next year before the trade deadline next Wednesday. Devontae Booker, Jordan Howard, Christine Michael, Will Fuller, Sammie Coates, and J.J. Nelson are all available.
Very liberal use of the word talent right there
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Very liberal use of the word talent right there
You don't think any of those players are talented?
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Booker and Howard are both rookie starting running backs that can be kept for late round picks.
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I'd like to unload some talent that I don't intend on keeping for next year before the trade deadline next Wednesday. Devontae Booker, Jordan Howard, Christine Michael, Will Fuller, Sammie Coates, and J.J. Nelson are all available.
the seahawks waived Christine Michael
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the seahawks waived Christine Michael
He'll discount him then, how about straight up for Bell?
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He'll discount him then, how about straight up for Bell?
that's trade rape...in good conscience, i cant do that to him
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Nice comeback, JFIF.
Useless 130 point wins are my specialty
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I'm willing to trade Will Fuller (10th) and one of Jordan Howard (14th)/Devontae Booker (16th) for the best offer. All three can be franchised.
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I'm willing to trade Will Fuller (10th) and one of Jordan Howard (14th)/Devontae Booker (16th) for the best offer. All three can be franchised.
Veto
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How many of those players were homeschooled
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How many of those players were homeschooled
How many dicks did you need to suck to realize you were a bundle of sticks?
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I'm willing to trade Will Fuller (10th) and one of Jordan Howard (14th)/Devontae Booker (16th) for the best offer. All three can be franchised.
I'm dubbing your no-talent garage sale as Operation: Dung Beetle
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I'm willing to trade Will Fuller (10th) and one of Jordan Howard (14th)/Devontae Booker (16th) for the best offer. All three can be franchised.
I will trade the rights to Calvin Johnson for Fuller and Booker.
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I'm dubbing your no-talent garage sale as Operation: Dung Beetle
lol
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I'm dubbing your no-talent garage sale as Operation: Dung Beetle
You've got to be shitting me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOg4pBXbg8
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You've got to be blind to think that those three don't have talent.
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How many dicks did you need to suck to realize you were a bundle of sticks?
lol
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Awesome; guy I just got is all concussed
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Awesome; guy I just got is all concussed
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I saw that last night...sorry dude. I'm hoping Cooper doesn't slip in the shower this weekend.
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karma. few years ago i completed a trade to give AP up for a couple guys who i rode to the title, AP was suspended 2 days later.
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I had to flash my phone last night and can't get espn ff app to load rn. I really hope I put gronk on the bench...
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Phew. Was able to steal on computer from electronics and do it. Phewwwwwwww
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phew didnt matter anyway, got my excrement pushed in regardless.
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I don't think we've ever had this many teams hovering around .500 this late in the season before.
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It's a weird year when even my hospice center is still in the mix.
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My team is balls and still in it so I guess most of us have awful teams.
An auto drafted team is better than pretty much all of us so yeah we all suck.
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My team is balls and still in it so I guess most of us have awful teams.
An auto drafted team is better than pretty much all of us so yeah we all suck.
That says a little something about my ability to scrounge together a team as well. Getting Ryan off waivers certainly helped, but lowest PA in the league is the kicker. You guys dont suck, you just suck when you play me.
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Looking like a shitload of 6-6 teams will see who can suck least for the last few playoff spots.
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Looking like a shitload of 6-6 teams will see who can suck least for the last few playoff spots.
So...it's the real NFL?
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Don't worry, I made sure you weren't one of them.
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Don't worry, I made sure you weren't one of them.
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All you had to do was break 100.
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IJR waited until he was facing me to have a great performance.
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Big match up between Mack and I this week. Matty Ice is facing the Chiefs and 50, so I am a little worried. Other than CJ, this is the first time my entire team is healthy.
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I can't believe I'm in first place
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I can't believe I'm in first place
I laughed at this uproariously for some reason.
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Someone's going to make the playoffs with a losing record.
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I think this is the first time I've ever played fantasy football and had a 1st, 2nd and 3rd round pick all on IR less halfway through a season.
I don't even know what the statistical probabilities of that are.
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I think this is the first time I've ever played fantasy football and had a 1st, 2nd and 3rd round pick all on IR less halfway through a season.
I don't even know what the statistical probabilities of that are.
100%
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edit: nevermind. it wouldn't have mattered if Mack won.
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4 straight losses and still managed to grab the last seed. Coming in hot, fellas. ::)
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excrement...I play Heismanberg back-to-back.
#OneAndDone
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Made the playoffs again, we are this leagues version of the Redwings.
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4 straight losses and still managed to grab the last seed. Coming in hot, fellas. ::)
I have the worst receiving corps in fantasy football history
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I have the worst receiving corps in fantasy football history
Mine isn't much better. I have Cooper and that's it.
Eli Rogers and Dontrelle Inman are trash.
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I have the worst receiving corps in fantasy football history
And you still led the league in scoring.
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of course Tyreek Hill would catch 2 TD passes, and Amari Cooper would excrement the bed.
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Hill is awesome
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Hill is awesome
He is...considering you have the worst WR corps in fantasy football history.
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He is...considering you have the worst WR corps in fantasy football history.
What are you whining about? His QB scored six freaking points.
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What are you whining about? His QB scored six freaking points.
Lol.
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What are you whining about? His QB scored six freaking points.
God has forsaken him...
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Forte's plastic knee prevented Heismanberg from getting whitewashed. Stupid Fantasy gods.
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To play the Patriots defense or not to play the Patriots defense...
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To play the Patriots defense or not to play the Patriots defense...
You won, bundle of sticks.
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You won, bundle of sticks.
Unless I start the Patriots defense and they get me -2. Can't imagine a stat correction loses 2 points for me, so I'm probably just going to bench them.
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Forte's plastic knee prevented Heismanberg from getting whitewashed. Stupid Fantasy gods.
Get ready for the West Mitchell Miracle
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Get ready for the West Mitchell Miracle
got a soxxxx feeling I'm gonna get torched tonight.
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Get ready for the West Mitchell Miracle
Luckily, the Ravens decided not to run the ball last night.
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Both my preseason favorites go down in the first round. I score 141 points against nobody. I have a bad feeling about this coming week.
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I need to crush AR like his buddy Trump crushed democracy.
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I need to crush AR like his buddy Trump crushed democracy.
Please do this
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whatever
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whatever
lol
it's all in good fun, young buck.
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<3 Ty Montgomery
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I'm not in this league but I'm on the doorstep of two championship games. Just stopping by to pat myself on the back
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I'm not in this league but I'm on the doorstep of two championship games. Just stopping by to pat myself on the back
me toooooo
*self hi 5*
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Im in 4 leagues plus occasional draft kings but will probably stop playing next season or restrict myself to draft kings or a single league. This excrement is too stressful... having to worry about every team's 3rd string running back gets old
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Im in 4 leagues plus occasional draft kings but will probably stop playing next season or restrict myself to draft kings or a single league. This excrement is too stressful... having to worry about every team's 3rd string running back gets old
yep
I picked up Ty Montgomery late last week because Forte excrement the bed for me. I didn't expect that to pay off. 9 out of 10x it wouldn't.
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yep
I picked up Ty Montgomery late last week because Forte excrement the bed for me. I didn't expect that to pay off. 9 out of 10x it wouldn't.
Best of luck this week MB.
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Best of luck this week MB.
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you too
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Best of luck this week MB.
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you too
Why don't you two get a room and freak.
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Why don't you two get a room and freak.
I'm going against a guy that backed into the playoffs. 10-3 vs 6-7. Half my team is Q this week.
I have no business pretending to talk smack. Cam will have a TD to Olsen, and Bell will catch 10 out of the backfield. The voices in my head told me I am fucked.
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I'm going against a guy that backed into the playoffs. 10-3 vs 6-7. Half my team is Q this week.
I have no business pretending to talk smack. Cam will have a TD to Olsen, and Bell will catch 10 out of the backfield. The voices in my head told me I am fucked.
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This year is the lowest scoring year we have seen on a long time. No worries, I lost because of a last minute injury to my top WR and we couldn't make the change in time. Oh well, with the exception of last year my luck sucks in the playoffs. Two years ago AJ Green did the same thing. Even with shitty luck, this is the first year in a while I didn't at least get my money back. I have to say this season sucked. Good luck
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Doug Martin last minute healthy scratch. FML
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Doug Martin last minute healthy scratch. FML
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you're still going to win
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Great, so I'm going to score 150 points this week and win 40 bucks.
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Great, so I'm going to score 150 points this week and win 40 bucks.
So? I was a last minute Julio Jones toe injury from winning the league twice in a row.
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you're still going to win
My backs combined for 0.8 points. I should win, but am taking 0 for granted now.
If I do win, it is 50% thanks to Matt Ryan off waivers, and 50% thanks one of the strangest ffl years ever.
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Great, so I'm going to score 150 points this week and win 40 bucks.
It doesn't count if you finally get it up after the girl has left. Just ask Tommy.
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It doesn't count if you finally get it up after the girl has left. Just ask Tommy.
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Lol. Fair enough.
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Lol. Fair enough.
They still think Bell is good for 25 points. I don't see it against the Ravens D. Meanwhile I am all in on the Broncos. This excrement is too stressful.
I told everyone and their mothers to bet deep on the Browns. They did, I never got around to it.
This weekend could have yielded much more profit.
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They still think Bell is good for 25 points. I don't see it against the Ravens D. Meanwhile I am all in on the Broncos. This excrement is too stressful.
I told everyone and their mothers to bet deep on the Browns. They did, I never got around to it.
This weekend could have yielded much more profit.
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In PPR Bell can get 20 points in his sleep
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Got prison fucked pretty good in the RB department. Will be shocked if the Broncos give me my money.
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your money?
You missed the draft...
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Still paid, had good keepers, grabbed Ryan while you were all asleep, and best record and other meaningless stuff...
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Still paid, had good keepers, grabbed Ryan while you were all asleep, and best record and other meaningless stuff...
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i had ryan before u...i cut him.
you're welcome
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i had ryan before u...i cut him.
you're welcome
No... you are welcome. Can I concede now?
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No... you are welcome. Can I concede now?
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*fires up Careless Whisper*
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*fires up Careless Whisper*
You truly own him. 4.5 honks
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You truly own him. 4.5 honks
his combined points from his HBs was 0.8
wtf
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I would smother you in ketchup while that song plays, and you would love it.
Congrats man. What a crazy season.
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I would smother you in ketchup while that song plays, and you would love it.
Congrats man. What a crazy season.
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thanks...to you and your HBs.
ive been playing Fantasy Football since 1999...this is my first championship.
2016 was a excrement year all around...except for me and the Cubs.
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Dang what a sorry final, almost the whole entire consolation bracket outscored both contenders.
That said, congrats MB on riding LeVeon (and Fen's combined 0.8 from RBs) to victory.
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Dang what a sorry final, almost the whole entire consolation bracket outscored both contenders.
That said, congrats MB on riding LeVeon (and Fen's combined 0.8 from RBs) to victory.
As the 6th seed going in with a losing record...ill take it.
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My team was smoke and mirrors. It ended appropriately.
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CONGRATULATIONS
2016 League Champion!
Fig Newton
Owner(s): Bluto Blutarsky
Regular Season Record: 6-7
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CONGRATULATIONS
2016 League Champion!
Fig Newton
Owner(s): Bluto Blutarsky
Regular Season Record: 6-7
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*kisses bicep*
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This is just me, but I'm of the opinion that it shouldn't really count if MB won. Like, we can all just agree this season never happened. Because, honestly, the rest of us just look pathetic more than anything else. Just a thought.
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This is just me, but I'm of the opinion that it shouldn't really count if MB won. Like, we can all just agree this season never happened. Because, honestly, the rest of us just look pathetic more than anything else. Just a thought.
Veto
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Dak Prescott is on the trade block.
He's a potential franchise keeper (16th round).
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Someone's eager to defend their crown.
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Dak Prescott is on the trade block.
He's a potential franchise keeper (16th round).
I would offer a bag of pubes, but I won't have enough for bit. Would you accept a bag of cats fur shaved from his derriere?
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Someone's eager to defend their crown.
the dynasty won't happen on its own.
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I would offer a bag of pubes, but I won't have enough for bit. Would you accept a bag of cats fur shaved from his derriere?
veto
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the dynasty won't happen on its own.
You might actually need a winning record next year.
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You might actually need a winning record next year.
I've already proven that you don't.
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I've already proven that you don't.
I don't need a winning record next year? That's good to know.
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I don't need a winning record next year? That's good to know.
you dont...if you're good.
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I've already proven that you don't.
You lost to the best record in the league. I have already admitted I got lucky, but the rabbits foot you shoved up your derriere should have a place of honor in your man cave.
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You lost to the best record in the league. I have already admitted I got lucky, but the rabbits foot you shoved up your derriere should have a place of honor in your man cave.
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i didnt lose
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With that said. Cooks is available for trade. 5th round franchise keeper. Not sure how it works, but I dont want a player, just an extra pick.
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i didnt lose
Sort of got that part backwards. But you get the point.
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Sort of got that part backwards. But you get the point.
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