Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: MBGreen on November 18, 2013, 12:32:01 PM
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I need one.
discuss.
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Mullet?
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Bowlcut
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a mullet-bowlcut
forging new frontiers.
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I need one.
discuss.
Why? You're a tech. Techs can have any hair they want. Let it grow long and free.
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Skullet
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I haven't had one in over 10 years now.
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Brohawk.
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Bowlet
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(http://www.yuppiepunk.org/images/haircuts-style.jpg)
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1 on the sides and a 2 up top
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bic it, you're gonna go bald soon anyways.
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"Take 5 weeks off"
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It may take some patience....but the "Mark Gastineau" could be in play.
(http://siextramustard.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/mark-gastineau.jpg?w=600&h=400)
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bangs AND a mullet. that would be sweet.
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"the Mountie"
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Bowlet
(http://i.imgur.com/n65Tg0S.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/JLqx5cu.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/n65Tg0S.jpg)
They will clearly kill their parent(s).
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(http://i.imgur.com/JLqx5cu.jpg)
Bwahahaha that's hilarious
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(http://i.imgur.com/25MvGhK.jpg)
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I just had a haircut. I look like Bieber with a beard.
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I just had a haircut. I look like Bieber with a beard.
so you look like George Michael.
Might want to shave your head and start over.
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The last time I got a haircut and didn't have a beard, I looked like a lesbian.
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The last time I got a haircut and didn't have a beard, I looked like a lesbian.
(http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/02/wheels1.jpg)
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Obviously that's the before picture.
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so you look like George Michael.
Might want to shave your head and start over.
Now while they both frequent Public Restrooms, George Michael is in fact 5' 11" about 9"'s taller than Russ. So Russ can play Mini George, a much smaller, much gayer version.
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Obviously that's the before picture.
those glasses look like they should be worn in Wood Shop.
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those glasses look like they should be worn in Wood Shop.
That looks like Corey Haim.
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That looks like Corey Haim.
Before Corey Feldman raped him in the can?
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Now while they both frequent Public Restrooms, George Michael is in fact 5' 11" about 9"'s taller than Russ. So Russ can play Mini George, a much smaller, much gayer version.
Bicurious George?
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Bicurious George?
Just in real life there isn't any curious part.
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I've been informed that i'm starting to get a bald spot.
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I've been informed that i'm starting to get a bald spot.
Who was tossing your salad?
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Who was tossing your salad?
who cares....i may need to start shaving my head.
Will i end up like Tommy? *cringe*
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Now you can never play QB for Heismanberg.
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Now you can never play QB for Heismanberg.
i throw a football like a shotput. My hair situation would never come into play.
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i throw a football like a shotput. My hair situation would never come into play.
Didn't stop Tebow.
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Didn't stop Tebow.
my 8.50 40 time stopped me.
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i throw a football like a shotput. My hair situation would never come into play.
We never actually had that throwing competition at the tailgate. In the interests of full disclosure, Ian can assure you that you would have won comfortably. You might throw like a shotput, but I throw like a girl.
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We never actually had that throwing competition at the tailgate. In the interests of full disclosure, Ian can assure you that you would have won comfortably. You might throw like a shotput, but I throw like a girl.
Soss still makes fun of my throwing mechanics....and with good reason.
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We never actually had that throwing competition at the tailgate. In the interests of full disclosure, Ian can assure you that you would have won comfortably. You might throw like a shotput, but I throw like a girl.
My hands make Alex Smith look like Giannis Antetokounmpo. I can rock a nerf football though.
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Soss still makes fun of my throwing mechanics....and with good reason.
Ian didn't even have the heart to make fun of me. He just had a look of pity on his face.
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I can throw a football pretty well but because of numerous shoulder problems I would be hard pressed to beat Chad Pennington in a distance contest.
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I can throw a football pretty well but because of numerous shoulder problems I would be hard pressed to beat Chad Pennington in a distance contest.
You couldn't beat a professional quarterback at a throwing contest ?
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You couldn't beat a professional quarterback at a throwing contest ?
Why wouldn't I?
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I throw like a man, but I can't claim a perfect spiral every time.
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I've had the same haircut since 1997.
Soon I'll have to shave my head and grow my beard like Mad Dog Vachon.
(http://storage.journaldemontreal.com/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/jdx-prod-images/8785b517-dfbf-4dfe-86e8-65cac497f790_JDX-1x1_WEB.jpg?quality=80&size=300x&version=22)
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Always funny:
(http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/barber-what-kind-of-haircut-do-you-want-just-freak-my-excrement-up.jpg)
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My hands make Alex Smith look like Giannis Antetokounmpo. I can rock a nerf football though.
I have hands like the character on SNL from a few years ago. 6'4 and could never dunk. Trump tweets me at night to make fun of my hands.
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I have big hands (bigger than most NFL qb's) and big feet for a guy my size. That's where god laughed though....it doesn't translate.
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I need a new barber. My current one works bankers' hours and is too drunk on weekends to show up to his shop on Saturdays.
#firstworldproblems
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(https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-01-2015/l7oo4d.gif)
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I need a new barber. My current one works bankers' hours and is too drunk on weekends to show up to his shop on Saturdays.
#firstworldproblems
You're 40 years old and you work in IT. I'd give up if I were you, just let it grow.
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You're 40 years old and you work in IT. I'd give up if I were you, just let it grow.
I'm not ready to retire into the Himalayas yet.
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You're 40 years old and you work in IT. I'd give up if I were you, just let it grow.
Or just get the buzzcut from literally any available barber.
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Or just get the buzzcut from literally any available barber.
what if I want a jerrycurl?
you need to cover your bases better than this
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what if I want a jerrycurl?
you need to cover your bases better than this
Then go back in time and be born black.
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Then go back in time and be born black.
slavery doesn't appeal to me either.
you're terrible at this.
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Dude. We've all seen your hair and we all know that there's a reason why you're rarely seen without a hat. Just accept that it's time to grow what's left and start developing the comb over.
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Dude. We've all seen your hair and we all know that there's a reason why you're rarely seen without a hat. Just accept that it's time to grow what's left and start developing the comb over.
I will bowlcut myself before I resort to the comb over.
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slavery doesn't appeal to me either.
you're terrible at this.
I just meant go back to the year you were born, so 1967. According to Tommy racism was over by then.
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I just meant go back to the year you were born, so 1967. According to Tommy racism was over by then.
i was born in 1977...you forgot to carry the 1.
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i was born in 1977...you forgot to carry the 1.
1977 B.C.
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1977 B.C.
Pharoah Moron Butthole
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Dude. We've all seen your hair and we all know that there's a reason why you're rarely seen without a hat. Just accept that it's time to grow what's left and start developing the comb over.
This............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvU1F2GCfU (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=slapshot+bald&iar=videos&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=mPvU1F2GCfU)
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1977 B.C.
British Columbia? freak Vancouver.
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(https://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/gettyimages-1170494690-e1572688569163.jpg?w=560&h=316&crop=1)
#TheDandelion
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXHEVvcXYAAv-qa?format=jpg&name=small)
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i've decided not to cut my hair until the pandemic is over (my last haircut was the first week of March)....i want to see where this goes.
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i've decided not to cut my hair until the pandemic is over (my last haircut was the first week of March)....i want to see where this goes.
..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200519/f9f548cde01a4968f2c7a003efe39f21.gif)
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..(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200519/f9f548cde01a4968f2c7a003efe39f21.gif)
if teen wolf had a friar tuck bald spot on the back of his head....you'd be bang on.
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if teen wolf had a friar tuck bald spot on the back of his head....you'd be bang on.
Same, except I have the further problem of being short enough that every fucker can see it.
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Same, except I have the further problem of being short enough that every fucker can see it.
nature is a cruel queynte.
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I got a home haircut after the first week of quarantine so I set myself back from anything interesting happening there. I normally go 3 months between haircuts anyway.
My beard is starting to get kind of unruly though.
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No haircut here either, joy. I have a partial afro if I don't use gel.
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I'm having to style mine differently because it's getting so long. With that and the growing beard I appear to be aiming to look like a shorter, fatter, poorer Richard Rawlings.
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I'm having to style mine differently because it's getting so long. With that and the growing beard I appear to be aiming to look like a shorter, fatter, poorer Richard Rawlings.
I havent styled my hair since Mar.14
if i have to go out, on goes the hat.
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What the freak is style
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What the freak is style
it sounds like something Vidal Sassoon sponsors JE for.
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I havent styled my hair since Mar.14
if i have to go out, on goes the hat.
Got to do my hair for the video conferences. One of the VPs commented the other day that I was starting to look a little like a caveman. In fairness he wasn't wrong.
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Got to do my hair for the video conferences. One of the VPs commented the other day that I was starting to look a little like a caveman. In fairness he wasn't wrong.
First thing i do for my Microsoft Teams conference calls...is shut off the video.
I'm not combing my hair, and i'm certainly not wearing clothes.
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I'm wearing a tie dye t shirt and red basketball shorts, I look like a popsicle
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I got sick of my fro so I ordered a set of clippers. Buzzed that excrement off this morning.
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I got sick of my fro so I ordered a set of clippers. Buzzed that excrement off this morning.
Doesn't the Navy make you do that anyway?
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I cut my son's hair for the first time ever last week, came out pretty good.
Next time I might do it on the roof so I don't have to sweep up after.
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I cut my son's hair for the first time ever last week, came out pretty good.
Next time I might do it on the roof so I don't have to sweep up after.
No don't be a slob like the dirty motherfuckers that drop their used gloves and masks in the parking lot.
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months without a haircut? that's rough
i typically went 3-4 weeks between cuts and i actually thought i didn't go as often as others went
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months without a haircut? that's rough
i typically went 3-4 weeks between cuts and i actually thought i didn't go as often as others went
I'm usually 4-6 weeks, a quick check of my text messages tells me that my last cut was February 23rd so I'm about 3 months in at this point.
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months without a haircut? that's rough
i typically went 3-4 weeks between cuts and i actually thought i didn't go as often as others went
I just get it buzzed very short then let it grow.
I basically time it with the changing of the seasons, so each equinox/solstice is haircut time.
This is probably the most autistic thing about me.
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Doesn't the Navy make you do that anyway?
Not for the last two months. Small moment of sense where they decided to relax the rules since all of the barber shops, Navy one included, are shut down.
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i havent cut, combed, or brushed my hair and facial hair since february. i may never again, i just dont care anymore
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I generally only get a haircut once every 2.5-3 months. For some reason, it just doesn't grow that fast. Fortunately, I got a haircut the Friday before lockdown started, so I'm still in really good shape.
But my beard is getting ridiculous. My wife has started calling me Duck Dynasty. I just trimmed my mustache the other day because the hair was curling around my top lip into my mouth and it was gross.
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im also in the 'it's completely unruly' phase, but I am fine waiting to see how this goes.
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This is when the bald will overcome
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This is when the bald will overcome
Not possible.
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Luxuriant tresses and smooooth shaven.
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Not possible.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200520/2b6ec4bb63aab67f723a7488c03eee31.jpg)
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My hoo-ha bald like Caillou
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I just get it buzzed very short then let it grow.
I basically time it with the changing of the seasons, so each equinox/solstice is haircut time.
This is probably the most autistic thing about me.
March 20
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My hoo-ha bald like Caillou
This is a quality post
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Haven't had a haircut since October.
Power mullet SZN
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Not possible.
Still not possible
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Haven't had a haircut since October.
Power mullet SZN
There really isn't another haircut. Anything besides a mullet is a vagina.
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Haven't had a haircut since October.
Power mullet SZN
I went from July to Feb without a haircut....never again.
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I went from July to Feb without a haircut....never again.
Were the Natives standing outside your barber shop?
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Were the Natives standing outside your barber shop?
If they were...I'd be at Uncle Fester status currently.
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I'm bald now
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I'm bald now
Shaved your head or just admitting defeat?
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Shaved your head or just admitting defeat?
both
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I'm bald now
#NotMyQB
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#NotMyQB
this is the way
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#NotMyQB
You got a weird thing with players' hair, dude.
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You got a weird thing with players' hair, dude.
Bald QBs aren't good. This is a fact.
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You got a weird thing with players' hair, dude.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8DYT24WQAUlVtB.jpg)
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Bald QBs aren't good. This is a fact.
While true there was an exception: Yelverton Abraham, "The Bald Eagle" HOF'er (ftw first name)
https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/y-tittle-hall-fame-qb-giants-legend-dead-90-article-1.3551587
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I'm making the change to an electric razor for shaving. I don't shave every day because I like having a little stubble for a few days and I'm too lazy to do it some days. Shaving with a regular razor sucks if I let it go a bit too long. Got a nice Braun 9 series. We'll see.
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I'm making the change to an electric razor for shaving. I don't shave every day because I like having a little stubble for a few days and I'm too lazy to do it some days. Shaving with a regular razor sucks if I let it go a bit too long. Got a nice Braun 9 series. We'll see.
This isn’t the pube shaving thread
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This isn’t the pube shaving thread
I'm just trying to up my taint beard game. Dang.
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I haven't had a haircut since Christmas and my hair looks freaking good. Apart from the thinning spot on top, obviously. That looks excrement.
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https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1702654645682733125?s=20
gonna have this done for the tailgate