Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: MBGreen on November 14, 2013, 08:07:22 AM
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is back in town.
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is back in town.
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I hope that gives you explosive bowels.
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Is that a type of drink or is that your nickname for your black boyfriend?
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Is that a type of drink or is that your nickname for your black boyfriend?
Nah he calls Leroy, "Johnny Walker", because he's a hard liquor.
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Nah he calls Leroy, "Johnny Walker", because he's a hard liquor.
hahaha....
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Is that a type of drink or is that your nickname for your black boyfriend?
downtown coffee moolie doesn't rhyme.
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Is that a type of drink or is that your nickname for your black boyfriend?
Hahahahhahahahahhaha
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time for a dump.
right on schedule.
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time for a dump.
right on schedule.
wrong thread.
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wrong thread.
coffee is the catalyst
excrement is brown.
I work downtown.
this is the correct thread.
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lol @ the Peg having a "downtown" area
Do the buildings go all the way up to 3 stories?
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lol @ the Peg having a "downtown" area
Do the buildings go all the way up to 3 stories?
buildings? we have a few log cabins and a trading post.
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Is the thread title a description of how to get your brown wings?
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MB love the new avatar.
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MB love the new avatar.
thanks man...it's for the christmas season.
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Is the thread title a description of how to get your brown wings?
I'm going to bury this thread until Free Agency next March
this thread landed us Ed Reed. We'll see what it can do for us in March.
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Downtown coffee brown ain't no clown.
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I started having my coffee in the morning right after I wake up. A thousand times better. I'm wide awake and alert during my commute, and don't have to wait until an hour after arriving to work to feel the buzz.
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I started having my coffee in the morning right after I wake up. A thousand times better. I'm wide awake and alert during my commute, and don't have to wait until an hour after arriving to work to feel the buzz.
so...you're down with the brown clown on your way downtown?
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MB in 2 months:
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Where's that tube going mb?
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Where's that tube going mb?
up her stinkhole?
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I tried something called the Cafe Americano at Starbucks this morning. As i'm typing this, i can feel a turtle poking out of my poopchute.
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An Americano is just an espresso shot watered down.
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An Americano is just an espresso shot watered down.
it was tasty....but my intestines aren't as impressed.
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If you like the taste, order a long black. It's like an Americano but done in reverse (espresso shot poured onto hot water) which means you keep the crema (the froth on top) and thus get a stronger flavour. You may have to educate the Starbucks server about this, but it will make you look like a coffee expert. I learned about this from my Australian colleague where apparently it's a popular thing.
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If you like the taste, order a long black. It's like an Americano but done in reverse (espresso shot poured onto hot water) which means you keep the crema (the froth on top) and thus get a stronger flavour. You may have to educate the Starbucks server about this, but it will make you look like a coffee expert. I learned about this from my Australian colleague where apparently it's a popular thing.
One of my goals in life is to be the local coffee jedi. I'll look into this.
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You may have to educate the Starbucks server about this, but it will make you look like a coffee expert douchebag.
FTFY
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FTFY
we prefer the term "social asshat".
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we prefer the term "social asshat".
You should order a large venti mochafrappamacchiato half-caf overeasy 2 sugars (1 white, 1 brown) with just a bit of 1% goat milk, shaken, not stirred. Also demand that the ingredients are added to the cup in alphabetical order. Everyone will be very impressed.
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You should order a large venti mochafrappamacchiato half-caf overeasy 2 sugars (1 white, 1 brown) with just a bit of 1% goat milk, shaken, not stirred. Also demand that the ingredients are added to the cup in alphabetical order. Everyone will be very impressed.
i'd have to punch myself in the face for even attempting such a dick move.
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You should order a large venti mochafrappamacchiato half-caf overeasy 2 sugars (1 white, 1 brown) with just a bit of 1% goat milk, shaken, not stirred. Also demand that the ingredients are added to the cup in alphabetical order. Everyone will be very impressed.
Sounds like a George Carlin joke.
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While we're talking about standup http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5TzwBhV2Bo
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About to venture out into the arctic wilderness to seek out Starbucks.
1 Cafe Americano to drink, and 1 to thaw my balls in for when i get back.
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You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.
Dont risk it man.
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You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.
Dont risk it man.
Starbucks is across the street from my building. Risk is minimal.
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You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.
Dont risk it man.
I think I missed this.
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You remind me of that woman in the city during the transit strike that just HAD to get a starbucks.
Dont risk it man.
You should have stopped at woman.
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You should have stopped at woman.
but i don't live in Miami.
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but i don't live in Miami.
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mmmmm...dat coffee
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Had the coffee in the lounge this morning and after a few sips, I immediately had to take a dump.
Well done, mystery maker.
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MB is sending subliminal dump messages.
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I recently learned that 7/11 lets you fill up your own coffee cup for about $1.15 (here in Virginia anyway). I stop by in the mornings and fill up a 24 ouncer. I usually don't end up drinking it all, but it's a good deal. I'm not a coffee snob like MBGreen. Regular coffee is fine by me. Dump comes right at 8:30 AM like an alarm clock.
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I'm not at all picky about my coffee, but it's gross out here.
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I'm not at all picky about my coffee, but it's gross out here.
How're the golf courses?
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How're the golf courses?
There's only one public golf course, and it's expensive. I need my fix though. http://www.kscgolf.org.hk/index-e.asp
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There must be plenty of indoor courses there though?
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Iced coffee this morning. To celebrate this Winnipeg heat wave.
/thread crossover
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There must be plenty of indoor courses there though?
Indoor golf courses? You mean driving range?
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Indoor golf courses? You mean driving range?
No, I mean indoor courses. Have you never seen a golf simulator before?
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You choose your course, then you hit actual balls at the screen and based on the video feedback and the ball trajectory, the computer calculates your shot and displays it on screen. It's a full 18 holes with tableside waitress service.
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^ simulators suck.
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^ simulators suck.
It's not quite the same as going to a golf course, but leaving your downtown office to go and play 18 holes as you get steaming drunk is awesome fun.
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No, I mean indoor courses. Have you never seen a golf simulator before?
(http://hanarosg.en.ecplaza.net/1.jpg)
You choose your course, then you hit actual balls at the screen and based on the video feedback and the ball trajectory, the computer calculates your shot and displays it on screen. It's a full 18 holes with tableside waitress service.
Oh! Yeah I did that a bunch of times in NYC at Manhattan Golf. Haven't even considered if here. Thanks. Better than nothing.
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It's not quite the same as going to a golf course, but leaving your downtown office to go and play 18 holes as you get steaming drunk is awesome fun.
I've played a few of them here in Winnipeg...it's not the same as the real deal, for me. Although, being drunk would probably make it better.
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I've played a few of them here in Winnipeg...it's not the same as the real deal, for me. Although, being drunk would probably make it better.
Like I said, it's not the same. But you can't go and play 18 holes on a real course at 6:30pm when you work downtown in a big city.
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Like I said, it's not the same. But you can't go and play 18 holes on a real course at 6:30pm when you work downtown in a big city.
Yeah, and you still get to work on your swing. Games are much shorter too.
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I'd probably prefer a golf simulator. That way I could blame my wicked slice on a computer glitch or them dang internets.
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The local public course you linked before in HK is pretty nice, and it's not THAT expensive for the only public course in the area. $90-$100 USD per 18, on par with some lower spectrum high end courses.
And it's 3 courses, so you're not gonna be on the same course every round. Good value for a tourist spot.
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The local public course you linked before in HK is pretty nice, and it's not THAT expensive for the only public course in the area. $90-$100 USD per 18, on par with some lower spectrum high end courses.
And it's 3 courses, so you're not gonna be on the same course every round. Good value for a tourist spot.
Yeah it's not bad at all. I'm going to check it out one of these weekends when i'm done being a tourist. Playing would suck balls during the humid and rainy season though.
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I just consumed the best cup of coffee i've ever had.
These beans: http://buycoffeecanada.com/coffee-beans/cafe-de-la-reine-16-oz
filtered through a french press.
Smooth flavor, no shitty after taste.....not bad for a medium roast.
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Had the coffee in the lounge this morning and after a few sips, I immediately had to take a dump.
Well done, mystery maker.
Yeah it happens, coffee is basically dump fuel.
I
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Slowly weening off of coffee and all caffeine products. I need to reset my tolerance...up to about 600-800mg a day and I hardly notice it anymore.
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Slowly weening off of coffee and all caffeine products. I need to reset my tolerance...up to about 600-800mg a day and I hardly notice it anymore.
that's a huge problem.
That's like drinking 4-4.5 monsters a day.
you definitely need to reset your tolerance, it's gonna blow. I have to take medication holidays with my ADHD meds for that reason, but there are also things I can do to increase amphetamine sensitivity (chelated magnesium and DXM are great for this. the latter i tend to avoid but occasionally take in pill form )
I've never actually bothered to research how to increase caffeine sensitivity but I imagine neurologically it's similar in terms of down regulation
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I just consumed the best cup of coffee i've ever had.
These beans: http://buycoffeecanada.com/coffee-beans/cafe-de-la-reine-16-oz
filtered through a french press.
Smooth flavor, no shitty after taste.....not bad for a medium roast.
Medium roasts are more caffeinated and usually much smoother. French presses are legit, too.
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that's a huge problem.
That's like drinking 4-4.5 monsters a day.
you definitely need to reset your tolerance, it's gonna blow. I have to take medication holidays with my ADHD meds for that reason, but there are also things I can do to increase amphetamine sensitivity (chelated magnesium and DXM are great for this. the latter i tend to avoid but occasionally take in pill form )
I've never actually bothered to research how to increase caffeine sensitivity but I imagine neurologically it's similar in terms of down regulation
I've already tried two or three times to stop cold turkey, no go. Lasted a day…
I'm going to slowly reduce the caffeine I take, and hope that I can get down to zero by next week and not feel too miserable. I think a good month off will do me some good.
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I allow myself only one or two a day just to ensure that I never develop a big tolerance. In college I'd go through a cup every other class. Not going through that excrement again.
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Went with an iced Americano this morning. Been to the shitter twice since, and I have to go again. This is awesome.
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Went with an iced Americano this morning. Been to the shitter twice since, and I have to go again. This is awesome.
Cleanse for your gains, brah.
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I recently started drinking coffee. a lot. had a kuerig in my house for a couple years but never really had time before work and avoided drinking it because I hate shitting at work.
anyways, my shits have been freaking grody. pretty much just like the title of this thread. have to use half a roll of tp just to get my butthole sanitary. considering stopping altogether just so I can get a clean pinch every once in a while.
real talk
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Get a bidet or squirt bottle.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJWz3w5ZQc
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I fought through the teeth of the winter lion to get Starbucks coffee from across the street. Only to find out their hot water machine is broken.
Tim Horton's swill it is then.
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It's that time again.
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Been a tough withdrawal, but finally weened myself off coffee. No longer need it during the day. It's going to just be a weekend treat.
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Been a tough withdrawal, but finally weened myself off coffee. No longer need it during the day. It's going to just be a weekend treat.
I have one coffee on work mornings and that's it.
It facilitates a glorious poop.
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I have one coffee on work mornings and that's it.
It facilitates a glorious poop.
I've often wondered whether the coffee/poop relationship is real or coincidental. I also eat breakfast and start moving around more at the same time I drink coffee. I really don't drink coffee any other time of day. I don't remember the last time I didn't have a cup of coffee in the AM. I'd be willing to wager that eating something may have more effect on crapping than coffee. I do think coffee has some effect though. Speak of the devil.........brb.
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I've often wondered whether the coffee/poop relationship is real or coincidental. I also eat breakfast and start moving around more at the same time I drink coffee. I really don't drink coffee any other time of day. I don't remember the last time I didn't have a cup of coffee in the AM. I'd be willing to wager that eating something may have more effect on crapping than coffee. I do think coffee has some effect though. Speak of the devil.........brb.
Absolutely not. I don't eat breakfast. If I drink coffee my derriere empties almost immediately.
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Absolutely not. I don't eat breakfast. If I drink coffee my derriere empties almost immediately.
Well, coffee expands your stomach. It would be interesting to see if a cup of water did the same thing.
Assperiments.
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Friday morning, sun is shining, starbucks' cafe americano.
sweet deal.
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Friday morning, sun is shining, starbucks' cafe americano.
sweet deal.
That's one of the only things I will buy at Starbucks. The occasional iced mocha is nice during the summer.
For the most part anyone can make a better cup of coffee at home.
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Anyone here try bullet proof coffee?
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I like a good, quality cup of coffee but it isn't make or break. Shitty coffee does the job too. Offer me gas station coffee that's been on the burner for 6 hrs. and I won't turn it down.
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Anyone here try bullet proof coffee?
I prefer it without the butter, add heavy cream. But yea, it's not too bad at all. A lot of ketoers love this coffee.
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Tim Hortons coffee should light the "excrement fuse" in about 30 mins.
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Office-brewed Peets. Mmmmmmmm...
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Start your motherfucking engines.
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oh god
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Fresh prrrrrrrked
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Any of you guys drink french press coffee a lot? Is it that much better than regular drip coffee in your opinion (assuming the same brand of coffee)?
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Any of you guys drink french press coffee a lot? Is it that much better than regular drip coffee in your opinion (assuming the same brand of coffee)?
I don't drink it "a lot" but it does taste better than regular drip assuming the same exact coffee used to make them.
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Funny how I go trough coffee phases. I'll spend a few months not having any besides the occasional iced coffee on the weekends to hot coffee every morning.
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Always start the day with a cup of coffee, can't imagine not doing. That's my one for the day though, I never want it later.
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Always start the day with a cup of coffee, can't imagine not doing. That's my one for the day though, I never want it later.
Ditto
just one cup, in the morning. Only on work days.
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2 cups for me, none after 10 AM.
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I've often wondered whether the coffee/poop relationship is real or coincidental. I also eat breakfast and start moving around more at the same time I drink coffee. I really don't drink coffee any other time of day. I don't remember the last time I didn't have a cup of coffee in the AM. I'd be willing to wager that eating something may have more effect on crapping than coffee. I do think coffee has some effect though. Speak of the devil.........brb.
caffeine is a diuretic. It will always make you poop
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caffeine is a diuretic. It will always make you poop
Diuretic means it makes you urinate more.
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Diuretic means it makes you urinate more.
Geez lets get technical here how about this:
Yeah but it contracts your large intestine like a boa constrictor.
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http://www.livescience.com/45465-why-does-coffee-make-you-poop.html
It's not quite what we thought
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Dunno why it does it, but I had half a cup of coffee from Tim Hortons today (they were at my kids school fundraising for the kids) and I've been to the can 3 times in the last hour. This is why I go a decade between cups of coffee.
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Dunno why it does it, but I had half a cup of coffee from Tim Hortons today (they were at my kids school fundraising for the kids) and I've been to the can 3 times in the last hour. This is why I go a decade between cups of coffee.
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Tim Hortons is french canadian for laxative.
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the last cup i had before this was maybe 11 years ago in san francisco, i think it was at peets coffee. it tasted fine, but my goodness, dem liquid shits. peets isnt tim hortons "quality", it's actually good, but still the poop. it keeps coming. i poop and i poop and i poop. still, more poop.
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I drink one cup a day on weekdays now (once I get to work--first thing), but I drink at least two grandes from Starbucks every day I don't have work (plus one Friday night). I love coffee and if it didn't make it so hard to sleep at night I'd drink it all the time.
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I have a cup in the morning on the way to work, then usually another one around noon. If I'm skipping lunch I make it a latte, otherwise it's black.
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Any of you guys drink french press coffee a lot? Is it that much better than regular drip coffee in your opinion (assuming the same brand of coffee)?
Yes, much better, but also (so they say) worse for you. A filtered coffee takes out all the yummy oils. A french press does not filter out the yummy oils. If you let it steep long enough, you are basically getting ghetto espresso.
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Had my first cup of French press coffee yesterday. Definitely better coffee. I need to tinker with how coarse I grind it. Drank it black, just how the Jets like their QBs.
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Had my first cup of French press coffee yesterday. Definitely better coffee. I need to tinker with how coarse I grind it. Drank it black, just how the Jets like their QBs.
French press coffee is pretty good. You're now a caffeine aristocrat.
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French press coffee is pretty good. You're now a caffeine aristocrat.
It's a bit time consuming, so it'll just be a weekend thing. Regular old drip coffee during the week for this guy.
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French press coffee is pretty good. You're now a caffeine aristocrat.
Can you imagine, Bo thumbing his nose to Starbucks.
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Can you imagine, Bo thumbing his nose to Starbucks.
Starbucks coffee does taste like burnt derriere.
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Starbucks coffee does taste like burnt derriere.
I got 30 dollars in Starbucks gift cards for xmas. I'll be drinking burnt derriere for at least a week.
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I got 30 dollars in Starbucks gift cards for xmas. I'll be drinking burnt derriere for at least a day.
Fixed for accuracy.
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I'm not sure how much the grind matters with a french press. You're steeping the coffee anyway. The smaller grinds are more important for espresso because the water is passing through the grinds. You also want to make sure your grind is more coarse than the wire mesh of the press, otherwise you'll be eating a lot of grinds with your coffee.
As for Starbucks, I love Starbucks lattes. They're certainly not as good as a standalone coffee house cappuccino, but I drink at least one every day on non-workdays. I don't drink their standard coffee though.
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I've been shitting three days worth of beer and BBQ thanks to coffee. I almost feel normal.
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I'm not sure how much the grind matters with a french press. You're steeping the coffee anyway. The smaller grinds are more important for espresso because the water is passing through the grinds. You also want to make sure your grind is more coarse than the wire mesh of the press, otherwise you'll be eating a lot of grinds with your coffee.
With a french press, if the coffee is ground too fine, you have mud in your cup near the end. If it's too coarse, you have a weak cup of coffee.
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With a french press, if the coffee is ground too fine, you have mud in your cup near the end. If it's too coarse, you have a weak cup of coffee.
It won't be weak with a coarse grind if you steep it longer. Your point about too fine a grind is completely valid though.
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Jesus when did this place become so aristocratic. I don't know it any longer.
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Jesus when did this place become so aristocratic. I don't know it any longer.
This is likely no worse than the craft beer thread. Except coffee is the fuel that powers me through the day. Alcohol is just the fuel that helps me forget it.
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I find people's claimed dependency on coffee to be immensely irritating.
"I can't do anything until I've had my first three cups of coffee" = "I'm pathetically incapable of motivating myself"
"You don't want to talk to me until I've had my first cup of coffee" = "I'm a petulant spoiled lady garden looking for an excuse to avoid the basic civilities of being a functioning member of society"
It's just a hot freaking beverage. People's claimed coffee dependency makes me want to slap their overpriced mochachoccasuckacockachino out of their hands and all down their stupid entitled front.
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I find people's claimed dependency on coffee to be immensely irritating.
"I can't do anything until I've had my first three cups of coffee" = "I'm pathetically incapable of motivating myself"
"You don't want to talk to me until I've had my first cup of coffee" = "I'm a petulant spoiled lady garden looking for an excuse to avoid the basic civilities of being a functioning member of society"
It's just a hot freaking beverage. People's claimed coffee dependency makes me want to slap their overpriced mochachoccasuckacockachino out of their hands and all down their stupid entitled front.
Miamipuck thanks you for this post.
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I find people's claimed dependency on coffee to be immensely irritating.
"I can't do anything until I've had my first three cups of coffee" = "I'm pathetically incapable of motivating myself"
"You don't want to talk to me until I've had my first cup of coffee" = "I'm a petulant spoiled lady garden looking for an excuse to avoid the basic civilities of being a functioning member of society"
It's just a hot freaking beverage. People's claimed coffee dependency makes me want to slap their overpriced mochachoccasuckacockachino out of their hands and all down their stupid entitled front.
I just like a good cup of coffee.
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I just like a good cup of coffee.
this.
I never bitch about not having a cup of coffee. I only drink 1 cup at work. I was off on holidays for 2 weeks, didn't drink a single cup during that time.
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Nothing wrong with that. I always have a cup of coffee to start the day, but it doesn't change my life. I don't fail to function if I don't get it. I don't become a different person once I've had it. I don't understand why people get so obsessive about it, I think it shows a serious deficiency in their character.
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Nothing wrong with that. I always have a cup of coffee to start the day, but it doesn't change my life. I don't fail to function if I don't get it. I don't become a different person once I've had it. I don't understand why people get so obsessive about it, I think it shows a serious deficiency in their character.
fun fact: due to stomach problems, i drink mostly decaf. I just like the taste of coffee.
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Nothing wrong with that. I always have a cup of coffee to start the day, but it doesn't change my life. I don't fail to function if I don't get it. I don't become a different person once I've had it. I don't understand why people get so obsessive about it, I think it shows a serious deficiency in their character.
It isn't any different than someone that is dependent on alcohol or something similar.
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It isn't any different than someone that is dependent on alcohol or something similar.
Or in your case....sperm.
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I find people's claimed dependency on coffee to be immensely irritating.
"I can't do anything until I've had my first three cups of coffee" = "I'm pathetically incapable of motivating myself"
"You don't want to talk to me until I've had my first cup of coffee" = "I'm a petulant spoiled lady garden looking for an excuse to avoid the basic civilities of being a functioning member of society"
It's just a hot freaking beverage. People's claimed coffee dependency makes me want to slap their overpriced mochachoccasuckacockachino out of their hands and all down their stupid entitled front.
I don't say all of that, but I do have a headache if I'm awake for more than a couple of hours without coffee. It's not "just a hot beverage." It's the vehicle through which I get my caffeine fix. I could do it with soda or tea, but I don't like soda and tea is a PITA to wait for.
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Why do you need a caffeine fix?
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Why do you need a caffeine fix?
Didn't you smoke cigarettes for years?
I think it's the same idea with caffeine.
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Why do you need a caffeine fix?
Addiction?
I kicked the smoking habit years ago and coffee kind of took its place (though I don't drink nearly as much coffee as I smoked). In reality though, I've been a coffee addict for a long time, going back to a time when I was only getting 3 hours of sleep a night, taking care of my kids, working, and going to school.
Or maybe it's just my lack of character.
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I would say so.
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Or in your case....sperm.
You should try semen from the Himalayan Yak it's exquisite. I need it to get going in the morning, you don't want to talk to me until I have it.
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I usually have a cup on the way to work and another before lunch. I could do without it but I do enjoy it.
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fun fact: due to stomach problems, i drink mostly decaf. I just like to emit coffee breath throughout the office.
FTFY
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FTFY
nah...the phartz thread illustrates how i deal with the rest of the office.
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Bravo on at least 3 sig quality quotes in this thread.
Coffee, meh. Makes me excrement more than it wakes me up.
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Bravo on at least 3 sig quality quotes in this thread.
Coffee, meh. Makes me excrement more than it wakes me up.
Can't sleep while shitting. I think.
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I want a Vietnamese Espresso. Those are legit
Sometimes I get coffee so strong, when i pee, it makes my bathroom smell like a Starbucks lobby
I'm also in the middle of a 10 minute dump as I browse the board this morning.
Very productive.
I'm crossing over with John Edwards into a new thread
The bodily fluids in a mug thread
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Coffee, meh. Makes me excrement more than it wakes me up.
I fail to see the issue here.
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I fail to see the issue here.
He prefers things going into his anus, not out.
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He prefers things going into his anus, not out.
This guy... This guy never runs out.
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I fail to see the issue here.
Yeah, the laxative effect of coffee is gold.
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Steel cut oatmeal with my coffee this AM. I plan on taking a very aristocratic, arrogant dump this morning.
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re-introduced my system to Starbucks after a 2 week lay-off. I barely finished it before having to run to the can.
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Living abroad has forced me to become a starbucks guy. I never used to go in there. In HK starbucks is the only place to get a plane filtered coffee. Everywhere else gives you Ameircanos.
Same thing in London. The only bright side is that Starbucks hardly ever has a line around here. In and out.
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Late night/early morning. Had a cup because freak it. 2nd poop in less than an hour.
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Late night/early morning. Had a cup because freak it. 2nd poop in less than an hour.
Sweet avatar.......Jay Cage
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I feel like a million bucks, now that I've evacuated everything from my insides.
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No coffee this morning, and the schedule was pushed back to right now.
Tomorrow morning I will have a cup, and I will be right on time.
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It's a bit time consuming, so it'll just be a weekend thing. Regular old drip coffee during the week for this guy.
If you grind it the night before, it's just as fast as drip coffee.
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I'm an unprecedented 0-39 in the "Roll up the rim to win" contest at Tim Hortons.
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I'm an unprecedented 0-39 in the "Roll up the rim to win" contest at Tim Hortons.
But dont you get TWO chances to win every time now!?
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I'm an unprecedented 0-39 in the "Roll up the rim to win" contest at Tim Hortons.
I've only ever rolled up the rim once. I won a free coffee, but I didn't claim it.
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But dont you get TWO chances to win every time now!?
yes...but only on medium, large and x-large coffees. The small only gives you 1 chance.
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I've only ever rolled up the rim once. I won a free coffee, but I didn't claim it.
go freak yourself
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Karma is killing me.
Last year, i went 9 for 13 and made fun of the guy in my office who won nothing. I'm paying for it this year.
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go freak yourself
Just for you, I rolled up the rim for the second time ever this morning. I didn't win anything and now my fingers smell of cold coffee. YOU go freak yourself.
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Karma is killing me.
Last year, i went 9 for 13 and made fun of the guy in my office who won nothing. I'm paying for it this year.
You had 13 Tim's coffees last year?
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My wife has won 5 free coffee/tea things. I don't like anything from tims
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You had 13 Tim's coffees last year?
During the month of March
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Just for you, I rolled up the rim for the second time ever this morning. I didn't win anything and now my fingers smell of cold coffee. YOU go freak yourself.
Lol
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Coffee plus a bacon egg and cheese is the best combination for making urgent poops.
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I didn't have coffee and I just left 3 feet of brown rope for others to enjoy. Alright I had some tea.
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My wife has won 5 free coffee/tea things. I don't like anything from tims
The last year i lived in buffalo i had tims everyday. Small coffee and either a sour cream donut or sesame bagel with cream cheese. Loved it.
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The last year i lived in buffalo i had tims everyday. Small coffee and either a sour cream donut or sesame bagel with cream cheese. Loved it.
Whenever I drove to Cortland for TC I'd stop at Tim's to use their bathroom.
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sour cream donut
Freak.
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Freak.
Your taste buds are tainted by a lifetime of English and Canadian food apparently.
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When I was a meatman doing regional sales in Central/West NY, we stopped at a Tim Horton's and my partner ordered some chocolate pastry thing that was on display. The girl at the register leaned back towards another employee and said "Can you get that Mr. Hankey?"
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Forgot to post this story, but about a week and a half ago at work i went to take my morning excrement in the stall.
After I sit down, i look to my left and on top of the toilet paper dispenser i see two little baggies. At first I thought it was heroin or something and then I realized it was THC wax. about a gram each.
I guess whoever was in there earlier took them out of their pants so they wouldn't fall out and then forgot about them. It was like $140 worth of wax. Nice little bonus for the day
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Forgot to post this story, but about a week and a half ago at work i went to take my morning excrement in the stall.
After I sit down, i look to my left and on top of the toilet paper dispenser i see two little baggies. At first I thought it was heroin or something and then I realized it was THC wax. about a gram each.
I guess whoever was in there earlier took them out of their pants so they wouldn't fall out and then forgot about them. It was like $140 worth of wax. Nice little bonus for the day
He probably had dropped them in the shitter, tried to save them, and just decided against it.
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He probably had dropped them in the shitter, tried to save them, and just decided against it.
It was actually just some random guy's excrement in a baggy.
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The last year i lived in buffalo i had tims everyday. Small coffee and either a sour cream donut or sesame bagel with cream cheese. Loved it.
Freak.
Sour cream glazed (or plain) donuts are a gift from god.
Also, i'm now 0-41 in Roll up the Rim, go freak yourself JE.
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Never even knew a sour cream donut was a thing. Intrigued.
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They aren't like proper donuts, they're all wrinkly and soggy. They're not nice at all.
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They aren't like proper donuts, they're all wrinkly and soggy. They're not nice at all.
wtf
you're doing something wrong.
try not dipping them in your toilet bowl.
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wtf
you're doing something wrong.
try not dipping them in your toilet bowl.
I only ever get Timbits, but the sour cream ones are always a weird consistency.
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large dark roast from Tim Horton's this morning. A much needed caffeine infusion.
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My new workplace has an espresso machine. Not sure I have ever been this productive, or regular.
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I can't imagine being able to do anything productive after drinking a frap with whipped cream. It's basically a milk shake.
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I drink my coffee black with no sugar/sweetener. My coworkers have a hard time understanding how such a thing is possible
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I drink my coffee black with no sugar/sweetener. My coworkers have a hard time understanding how such a thing is possible
I get an equally dumbfounded reaction when people find out I've never had coffee.
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I drink my coffee black with no sugar/sweetener. My coworkers have a hard time understanding how such a thing is possible
I tried drinking it black once....it was awful. I don't know how you guys do it.
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Good coffee = drink it black
Shitty Folgers/Maxwell House coffee at work = tiny sprinkle of sugar to offset the bitterness.
I could maybe understand a tiny little blip of plain creamer if you aren't a regular coffee drinker, but once you start adding flavored creamers or any creamer in boatloads, it ceases to be coffee anymore. There's nothing wrong with liking it, but don't call it coffee.
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Good coffee = drink it black
Shitty Folgers/Maxwell House coffee at work = tiny sprinkle of sugar to offset the bitterness.
I could maybe understand a tiny little blip of plain creamer if you aren't a regular coffee drinker, but once you start adding flavored creamers or any creamer in boatloads, it ceases to be coffee anymore. There's nothing wrong with liking it, but don't call it coffee.
I'll add a little milk/cream and some sweetener
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I'll add a little milk/cream and some sweetener
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I get an equally dumbfounded reaction when people find out I've never had coffee.
As in never even tried it?
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As in never even tried it?
he needs to keep his coffee virginity intact. I didn't have my first cup until i was 36 years old, now i can't stop.
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I don't really need coffee anyway. I'm just as lazy with it as without.
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Ever since i started drinking coffee, i started liking coffee flavored ice cream.
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I'd rather have no coffee than black coffee. And I can't go for more than a few hours awake without coffee.
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I'd rather have no coffee than black coffee. And I can't go for more than a few hours awake without coffee.
That's because you're I.T.
I'm in the same boat.
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As in never even tried it?
Not a drop.
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That seems strange. Why would you not want to at least try it?
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That seems strange. Why would you not want to at least try it?
it'll make him a better father.
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it'll make him a better father.
No. Not going there. You get me into trouble.
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That seems strange. Why would you not want to at least try it?
I think he likes telling people that he's never tried it.
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No. Not going there. You get me into trouble.
*whistles*
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I drink my coffee with half and half and that's it. I don't like it sweet, but I don't like it black either.
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3 shot americano. 1 sugar 1 creamer.
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That seems strange. Why would you not want to at least try it?
It's for children.
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It's for children.
How would you know if you haven't tried it? (Also, I'm guessing that giving children coffee probably isn't a great idea.)
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The concept doesn't appeal to me, and it's frequently overpriced. Not to mention it's for crabby babies.
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Overpriced? You can get a large coffee for $1.25 at most stands.
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Overpriced? You can get a large coffee for $1.25 at most stands.
You mean a large cup of excrement.
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I bet it's a vendetta against the pompous Starbucks crackheads
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You mean a large cup of excrement.
How do you know it's excrement if you haven't tried it? How can you be a coffee snob without ever having drunk coffee?
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How do you know it's excrement if you haven't tried it?
Because MB likes it.
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Overpriced? You can get a large coffee for $1.25 at most stands.
Even though its not killing your wallet its still an absurd markup. Forget about the places where its $2-$4
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Because MB likes it.
You're better than this, Baylorn.
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You're better than this, Baylorn.
Still plodding away with that shctick huh. God forbid I show up to a tailgate and you insist on calling me that to my face.
I will leave in a cop car. And you will have to suck cheese dust through a straw. Fair trade. And no I'm not freaking with you.
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Because MB likes it.
You remind me of him here. It's like when he refused to watch Pulp Fiction because he liked not watching it for some reason.
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Badger likes his coffee like he likes his women. He doesn't.
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You remind me of him here. It's like when he refused to watch Pulp Fiction because he liked not watching it for some reason.
you have a vivid imagination.
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Just dumped 4 shots of espresso in my McCafe. Add that to my HashMcMuffin and this afternoon should be interesting...
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Just dumped 4 shots of espresso in my McCafe. Add that to my HashMcMuffin and this afternoon should be interesting...
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Tim Hortons' coffee is perfection this morning
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Venti Americano from Starbucks lit the fuse on a formidable shitbomb this morning.
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Venti Americano from Starbucks lit the fuse on a formidable shitbomb this morning.
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Pushed for time this morning, had to run in for 7/11 coffee. Colombian. Late AM should be a disaster.
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Pushed for time this morning, had to run in for 7/11 coffee. Colombian. Late AM should be a disaster.
I've never tried 7/11 coffee...mostly because when you walk out of there, you smell like you've been swimming in the deep fryer.
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I've never tried 7/11 coffee...mostly because when you walk out of there, you smell like you've been swimming in the deep fryer.
For a gas station it's pretty good, but overall meh.
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it's cold and blustery outside.
but i need starbucks.
freak.
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cafe americano was worth the 5 min walk to Starbucks thru Hoth.
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MB went from never drinking coffee to completely addicted. Kind of funny really.
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MB went from never drinking coffee to completely addicted. Kind of funny really.
I have alot of catching up to do
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The coffee they serve at this I.T. training center is disgusting. Cmon Destech...up your game.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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The coffee they serve at this I.T. training center is disgusting. Cmon Destech...up your game.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Latrine post in 5...4...3...2..1..............
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Latrine post in 5...4...3...2..1..............
Something is definitely baking in the oven
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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You would drink out of that, wouldn't you?
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You would drink out of that, wouldn't you?
Why not? Better than blowing homeless guys like you do.
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Why not? Better than blowing homeless guys like you do.
Are they homeless?
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Are they homeless?
They seem at home in your mouth.
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They seem at home in your mouth.
Bam
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Bam
Boom Headshot from Bruce Vilanch.
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Execs brought coffee to work for the manager meeting today. I had to drink it, and I've pooped 3 times in the last 3 hours ughhhhhh. i hate coffee, so i dumped a bit and filled it with vanilla creamer, which made it palatable
Tim Hortons ughhhh
but damn, those tim bits are off the heeeeezyyyyyy
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Who complains about coffee pooping? That's the best kind of poop. Cleans you right out in the morning.
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ya but im at work and i have bosses who want me to work more than im pooping.
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ya but im at work and i have bosses who want me to work more than im pooping.
Just tell em you're working on the shitter.
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"i'd love to go over the cvp report and the loss expections, just step into my office stall here and we can get started"
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"i'd love to go over the cvp report and the loss expections, just step into my office stall here and we can get started"
The awkwardness will pass quickly.
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ya but im at work and i have bosses who want me to work more than im pooping.
You don't have time to excrement? Is that one of those jobs where you work hours at a time with no breaks?
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You don't have time to excrement? Is that one of those jobs where you work hours at a time with no breaks?
He builds circuit boards in a Chinese dungeon.
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The freak do you work where you can poop 5 times a day and not be questioned?
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You don't have time to excrement? Is that one of those jobs where you work hours at a time with no breaks?
That's my job, no breaks and if you take a dump, "Where were you?"..........."taking a freaking dump poopchute"
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The freak do you where can poop 5 times a day and not be questioned?
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Tommy is a Charmin tester.
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The freak do you where can poop 5 times a day and not be questioned?
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The gov, bitch.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4vbqqj/tifu_by_getting_diarrhea_at_the_beach/
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https://youtu.be/zLGnli1JFpw
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bought an Aeropress today for work. Coffee will be taken to the next level on monday.
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bought an Aeropress today for work. Coffee will be taken to the next level on monday.
I have one of those. It's good but I stopped using it because it was too much effort to go through in the morning
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I have one of those. It's good but I stopped using it because it was too much effort to go through in the morning
If you've seen the garbage coffee made every morning in my office, the extra effort would be worth it.
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I bought a Kona French press and a hand burr grinder a couple of years ago . It's extra effort but it's better coffee. Don't do it all the time, but every so often when I have time, it's nice.
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I have one of those. It's good but I stopped using it because it was too much effort to go through in the morning
had my first cup this morning. I'm never going back to that subpar swill they served in our office. the extra 2 mins to clean up the aeropress is well worth the uptick in coffee quality.
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Accidentally made my pot of coffee this morning with espresso beans rather than my normal medium roast beans. It was surprisingly good.
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Accidentally made my pot of coffee this morning with espresso beans rather than my normal medium roast beans. It was surprisingly good.
I did that once and cleaned my entire apartment before passing out on my couch.
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Actually espresso beans don't contain any more caffeine than any other coffee bean, espresso in this context refers to the depth of the roast and its suitability for making espresso coffee.
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Actually espresso beans don't contain any more caffeine than any other coffee bean, espresso in this context refers to the depth of the roast and its suitability for making espresso coffee.
When I hear someone made coffee with espresso beans, my thought is that you used an espresso grind but made it like normal coffee.
That's how I see people use Cafe Bustelo.
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When I hear someone made coffee with espresso beans, my thought is that you used an espresso grind but made it like normal coffee.
That's how I see people use Cafe Bustelo.
I have a machine that grinds the beans from the hopper on top, the beans I put in were an espresso blend that I didn't realise I had bought instead of my usual medium roast. The mix up occurred at the store a few days ago, but I didn't realise until this morning when I realised that my coffee tasted different and checked the bag. So, much darker roast than normal but the same grind as usual (because the machine only does one grind).
This story started dull and got worse.
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I have a machine that grinds the beans from the hopper on top, the beans I put in were an espresso blend that I didn't realise I had bought instead of my usual medium roast. The mix up occurred at the store a few days ago, but I didn't realise until this morning when I realised that my coffee tasted different and checked the bag. So, much darker roast than normal but the same grind as usual (because the machine only does one grind).
This story started dull and got worse.
Hahaha, it's interesting enough to me. I love coffee. Almost as much as I love wine.
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When I hear someone made coffee with espresso beans, my thought is that you used an espresso grind but made it like normal coffee.
That's how I see people use Cafe Bustelo.
I used that to make Cafe Cubano with it, that excrement would put hairs on your chest and keep you up for days.
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I used that to make Cafe Cubano with it, that excrement would put hairs on your chest and keep you up for days.
Yeah, it's strong. You get the maximum caffeine since the grind is so fine. It also tastes pretty good for being something you can grab off the shelf at practically any supermarket.
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I have a machine that grinds the beans from the hopper on top, the beans I put in were an espresso blend that I didn't realise I had bought instead of my usual medium roast. The mix up occurred at the store a few days ago, but I didn't realise until this morning when I realised that my coffee tasted different and checked the bag. So, much darker roast than normal but the same grind as usual (because the machine only does one grind).
This story started dull and got worse.
By the end of it I was wishing for MB to post a story about his coffee shits.
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By the end of it I was wishing for MB to post a story about his coffee shits.
Be careful what you wish for.
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Holy cow before the Jets game I took 6 immodiums so I don't have to use the port-a-potty at the stadium. They last a day and I took a huge dump this am.
Here's where the story is commensurate with the thread. I thought I was done for the day, I went a bought a big 7-11 coffee and I will be damned if I didn't have to fill the toilet bowl for the 2nd time today, not 10 minutes later. Coffee is the wonder laxative. It even looked like MB, I should post a picture.
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Holy cow before the Jets game I took 6 immodiums so I don't have to use the port-a-potty at the stadium. They last a day and I took a huge dump this am.
Here's where the story is commensurate with the thread. I thought I was done for the day, I went a bought a big 7-11 coffee and I will be damned if I didn't have to fill the toilet bowl for the 2nd time today, not 10 minutes later. Coffee is the wonder laxative. It even looked like MB, I should post a picture.
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Why can't the British Isles or the UK's former colonies serve regular American filtered coffee?! An Americano is NOT American coffee. Fuckn hell. Every damn time.
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Why can't the British Isles or the UK's former colonies serve regular American filtered coffee?! An Americano is NOT American coffee. Fuckn hell. Every damn time.
Um..... what? A filter coffee is the same the world over. Just ask for it.
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Um..... what? A filter coffee is the same the world over. Just ask for it.
I did ask for it and they keep making me an Americano.
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I did ask for it and they keep making me an Americano.
Then go to a different coffee shop.
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I did ask for it and they keep making me an Americano.
Maybe it's because you are American and they are freaking with you.
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They call it hot bean juice over there.
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McDonalds coffee has jumped ahead of Starbucks and Tim Hortons in my power rankings. I think there might be traces of cocaine in this.
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McDonalds coffee has jumped ahead of Starbucks and Tim Hortons in my power rankings. I think there might be traces of cocaine in this.
lol my gf is half cuban , she bought me an espresso machine and ive got bricks of Busetllo in the freezer like its cocaine lolol. i seldom buy any coffee anymore unless im in a rush.
my dumps have increased in frequency and earthy robust aroma.
we just moved, she now has requested i take all dumps in the guest bathroom
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i think i'm addicted to McDonalds coffee. 4th one this week.
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i think i'm addicted to McDonalds coffee. 4th one this week.
McDonald's coffee is a good alternative to good coffee shop coffee. It isn't as good, but it's a good deal cheaper and still pretty good. I haven't performed the studies yet to see it's dump-producing potential.
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McDonald's coffee is a good alternative to good coffee shop coffee. It isn't as good, but it's a good deal cheaper and still pretty good. I haven't performed the studies yet to see it's dump-producing potential.
The dumps have been 5 honks.
The coffee is delish for the price. Currently $1 for any size.
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The dumps have been 5 honks.
The coffee is delish for the price. Currently $1 for any size.
Wow, didn't know it was that cheap. I'll have to see how much it is here in the States.
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Wow, didn't know it was that cheap. I'll have to see how much it is here in the States.
$1 Canadian works out to about...hmmm....i think McDonalds will pay you 6 cents per cup.
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$1 Canadian works out to about...hmmm....i think McDonalds will pay you 6 cents per cup.
The coffee is free and they will wipe my derriere after the coffee dump.
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The coffee is free and they will wipe my derriere after the coffee dump.
that's solid value
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Wow, didn't know it was that cheap. I'll have to see how much it is here in the States.
I don't go to McDonald's or drink coffee but I've always had the impression it was cheap here too, maybe $1.
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Dear McDonalds,
your dinner food is disgusting.
But your breakfast, and especially your coffee, are god's gift to mankind.
Thank you, from the bottom of my intestines.
XO,
MBGreen
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McDonalds coffee...still gud.
Time to pewp.
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At a conference, coffee wasn't labeled until after I drank it. It was decaf. Dicks.
Fortunately I was able to get a real cup of coffee and have since made a successful 2 point conversion in the crapper.
Bo- 2
Conference -0
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Actually...getting suckered into drinking decaf is 5 pts
Conference - 5
Bo - 1
You lose a point because you can’t keep score properly
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Actually...getting suckered into drinking decaf is 5 pts
Conference - 5
Bo - 1
You lose a point because you can’t keep score properly
Loss4me
I have a feeling I have two more 2 point conversions in me to tie it up.
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Keurig cup recommendations?
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Keurig cup recommendations?
Why do you hate the environment and Sean Hannity?
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Why do you hate the environment and Sean Hannity?
It's more convenient
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Keurig cup recommendations?
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Pre-packaged kcups always keeps a little of that plastic taste. I've gone back to a regular coffee maker since quarantine. Green mountain kcups would be my preferred pre-packaged if I had to choose.
When I was still using the keurig I used a reusable kcup so I could use my own fresh coffee. Bonus is that you can use espresso grind when you want a stronger cup.
As an example: Reusable kcup pod on Amazon (https://smile.amazon.com/Reusable-Universal-Refillable-reusable-Delibru/dp/B01DP1IWKU/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ascsubtag=1ba00-01000-org00-win10-other-smile-us000-gatwy-feature-SEARC&dchild=1&keywords=reusable+k+cup&qid=1598548964&sr=8-1-spons&tag=amz-mkt-edg-us-20&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyRFhKSjhTNzM4REJNJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNTA5MTA2MTBIWjRWTDBaQUM3UCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNjk3MzAxMjZOUE0zWUtBTkdTMyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=)
And if you don't want to bother with cleaning it out, they now make paper filters to put inside so you can dump it out and be done: Paper kcup filters (https://smile.amazon.com/Disposable-Coffee-Filters-Counts-Brewers/dp/B079BB71YR/ref=sxin_7_ac_d_pm?ac_md=2-1-QmV0d2VlbiAkMTAgYW5kICQyNQ%3D%3D-ac_d_pm&cv_ct_cx=reusable+k+cup+filters&dchild=1&keywords=reusable+k+cup+filters&pd_rd_i=B079BB71YR&pd_rd_r=78d189d6-a79e-45e8-8672-61b2742825c3&pd_rd_w=jj2ZE&pd_rd_wg=30nHM&pf_rd_p=6fa2c4b2-cf77-4ff1-a22d-406e154f5c4b&pf_rd_r=Q539A3FKY7D2CSD7T318&psc=1&qid=1598549163&sr=1-2-22d05c05-1231-4126-b7c4-3e7a9c0027d0)
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I've been eating oatmeal every morning for a while now. My phatrz are way up, but oddly enough my AM dumps are down sharply.
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Woooooo!!
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Breaking (wind) news, had some coffee, getting ready to drop a major draft nugget. Stay tuned!!
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Breaking (wind) news, had some coffee, getting ready to drop a major draft nugget. Stay tuned!!
thoughts and prayers up to Virginia.
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thoughts and prayers up to Virginia.
The first letters of thoughts and prayers are TP. Coincidence?
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The first letters of thoughts and prayers are TP. Coincidence?
How are you this intuitive this early in the morning?
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Man...nothing ignites my bowels like keurig coffee. Gat Dayum.
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My bowels the second I sniff my coffee:
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Bump
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Does anyone else have "their stall" in the office and feel weird about having to use a different one?
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Does anyone else have "their stall" in the office and feel weird about having to use a different one?
are you referring to a shitter stall or a cubicle?...and what does this have to do with coffee?
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are you referring to a shitter stall or a cubicle?...and what does this have to do with coffee?
1. Shitter
2. I just finished my coffee before running in there.
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1. Shitter
2. I just finished my coffee before running in there.
haha
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If I'm at the office, we have a bathroom on the lower level that can only be opened with a keycard. Most people just think it's a locker room with a shower.
I feel like Solid Snake sneaking down there to drop a deuce.
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We only have single shitter rooms at our hospital. I have the nerve to get upset if someone hangs out in there too long. Then I proceed to take a 3 hour dump.
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I'm still working from home. Dump stations are all familiar territory.
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I'm still working from home. Dump stations are all familiar territory.
I have two days a week in the office. I hate it.
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I have two days a week in the office. I hate it.
lol
I'm looking fwd to a hybird "return to office" strategy....i miss the people i work with. However, the longer i WFH, the more lazy i get. So those feelings of wanting to go back are starting to wane.
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lol
I'm looking fwd to a hybird "return to office" strategy....i miss the people i work with. However, the longer i WFH, the more lazy i get. So those feelings of wanting to go back are starting to wane.
The problem is that everyone is on a staggered schedule so I'm still not working with anyone in person. There is no reason for me to be in there.
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Does anyone else have "their stall" in the office and feel weird about having to use a different one?
Yes.
Also, I hated that the restroom at my office has no cell service. Really cuts down on time theft.
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The problem is that everyone is on a staggered schedule so I'm still not working with anyone in person. There is no reason for me to be in there.
that sucks the hind tit.
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Elite morning coffee poop....Dowell Loggains would be proud
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Happy National Coffee Day
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(https://i.imgur.com/4VERkQO.jpg)
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Starbuck cup o’ joe no-show
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/17/business/economy/starbucks-union-strike.amp.html
“Starbucks has left behind the very values that drew many of us to the company in the first place,” Michelle Eisen, a worker who helped organize the first of more than 250 locations that have unionized over the past year, said in a statement.
“You cannot be pro-L.G.T.B.Q., pro-B.L.M., pro-sustainability, and anti-union. This Red Cup Day, we’re organizing for a voice on the job and a true seat at the table.”
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https://x.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1706674533489668130?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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One of my friends went to this yoga place with this chick for a Tinder date and he sharted while doing some of the warmup stretches.
He immediately bailed and blocked her on all social media. Correct decision.
He told the group chat. Wrong decision.
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One of my friends went to this yoga place with this chick for a Tinder date and he sharted while doing some of the warmup stretches.
He immediately bailed and blocked her on all social media. Correct decision.
He told the group chat. Wrong decision.
Never trust a fart.
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One of my friends went to this yoga place with this chick for a Tinder date and he sharted while doing some of the warmup stretches.
He immediately bailed and blocked her on all social media. Correct decision.
He told the group chat. Wrong decision.
Yoga dates? Society really has evolved into a excrement pile.
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You go on a yoga date, you deserve getting excrement for it.
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what is this thread about?
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what is this thread about?
Downtown Coffee Brown
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what is this thread about?
coffee dumps
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what is this thread about?
Couldn’t find another poop thread my bad
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https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1741193486714515822?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg