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Title: LOLBEARS
Post by: Jumbo on October 27, 2015, 07:13:21 PM
Mostly because this commercial now exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1uINZoDZE
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on October 30, 2015, 10:52:38 AM
Not really lol, but still.

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Ex-Bears DT Jeremiah Ratliff allegedly claimed "I am the devil" and "wished staff members' children would die" upon his release last week.
Also, according to the police report obtained by TMZ Sports, Ratliff said he "felt like killing everybody in the building" and returned to the facility one time after getting his pink slip. It's pretty safe to say Ratliff, 34, won't be getting another opportunity in football. His career is likely over.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Pope on October 30, 2015, 10:58:05 AM
Lol
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2017, 02:29:48 PM
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Kevin Seifert‏Verified account @SeifertESPN

Wow. Per @mortreport, even @ChicagoBears coach John Fox didn’t know about plan to draft QB Mitchell Trubisky until a couple hours before.

Poor Foxy.  Haha.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on April 28, 2017, 02:31:39 PM
Big if true
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on April 28, 2017, 03:11:40 PM
Poor Foxy.  Haha.

If that is serious, as a coach I'd walk over to the owner and say "Ill be leaving now" and head on home.

You can't have a GM go rogue and draft a QB at 2 without the coach also loving the guy. That's just insane and a recipe for disaster.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Tommy on April 28, 2017, 03:53:59 PM
They better hope Trubisky turns into the next Aaron Rodgers because even I know that trade was fuckn' stupid.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on April 28, 2017, 04:28:11 PM
They better hope Trubisky turns into the next Aaron Rodgers because even I know that trade was fuckn' stupid.

If you offered me my franchise QB of my dreams for 2 third round picks and a 4th rounder I would do that in a nano second. 

To secure your guy that is nothing to worry about. 

Hell next year if we had to traded 3 1s and 2 3s to go from 2 to 1 for Darnold,  id do it in a second
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2017, 09:35:36 AM
Trubisky named new starting QB per everyone on Twitter.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Andrew Ryan on October 02, 2017, 09:36:30 AM
Trubisky named new starting QB per everyone on Twitter.

The Deshaun Watson effect.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2017, 09:43:18 AM
It's more lolGlennon but lolBears for paying him so much.  I admit I wasn't against signing Glennon, but I hoped it didn't happen because any team had to have payed him out the yingyang since he was a free agent QB with decent starting experience.  Basically, if they cut him next year, it'll have been a $22 million rental. 

Probably smart for them to go ahead and cut bait from a mistake early instead of dragging it out.  Bad signing, but smart of them to realize it now and act.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on October 02, 2017, 09:43:30 AM
Trubisky is going to get killed
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2017, 09:47:18 AM
Trubisky is going to get killed
Probably.  Maybe their OC will get him some quick reads and lean on the RB.  I'd stack the excrement out of the box and make him beat me with the passing game.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 02, 2017, 10:44:25 AM
Bears are saving Sanchez for the important games.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on October 02, 2017, 10:56:50 AM
Bears are saving Sanchez for the important games.
I forgot he was there.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2017, 11:12:41 AM
I forgot he was there.

he sucks because the Bears didn't properly build around him.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 02, 2017, 12:33:12 PM
he sucks because the Bears didn't properly build around him.

They ruined him by not signing his WRs all to max contracts.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2017, 12:42:52 PM
They ruined him by not signing his WRs all to max contracts.

not signing Scotty McKnight should get the Bears FO fired.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 02, 2017, 01:08:17 PM
not signing Scotty McKnight should get the Bears FO fired.

MBBurntOrange is already calling for a complete housecleaning.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2017, 01:10:22 PM
MBBurntOrange is already calling for a complete housecleaning.

in b4 Puck says something about MBBO being a direct reference to my personal hygiene.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Miamipuck on October 02, 2017, 02:34:49 PM
in b4 Puck says something about MBBO being a direct reference to my personal hygiene.

What you talking about Willis?


I never make fun of how badly you smell, it's always about the crap you stick in your yapper.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on October 02, 2017, 02:41:33 PM
What you talking about Willis?


I never make fun of how badly you smell, it's always about the crap you stick in your yapper.

I smell great. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Miamipuck on October 02, 2017, 06:24:26 PM
I smell great. 

We'll have Bojanglesman confirm that.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2018, 09:02:02 AM
Peanut Tillman is an FBI agent now

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/charles-tillman-fbi-academy-graduate-agent-badge-peanut-punch-chicago-bears-carolina-panthers/1fqm6hlqpp08i1vyr83rephr7d?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Hobbes3259 on February 24, 2018, 07:11:55 AM
If that is serious, as a coach I'd walk over to the owner and say "Ill be leaving now" and head on home.

You can't have a GM go rogue and draft a QB at 2 without the coach also loving the guy. That's just insane and a recipe for disaster.

lmfao...did you learn nothing from Rex Ryan???? Or Parcells?  Coaches do not draft. Coaches coach the talent that is supplied to them.

REx: MIKE I NEED MORE CORNERS!!!!  It'll work this year I swear.

Parcells, I want to buy the groceries.
3 years, 97-99. (though he homered in 2000)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/nyj/draft.htm



Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on June 08, 2019, 12:42:08 PM
Well atleast these aren't our jerseys
https://www.chicagobears.com/news/bears-unveil-1936-classic-uniforms
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on June 08, 2019, 01:49:58 PM
Well atleast these aren't our jerseys
https://www.chicagobears.com/news/bears-unveil-1936-classic-uniforms
Those are hideous
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on June 08, 2019, 02:39:07 PM
I like the uniforms, just not the stupid derriere socks
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2020, 05:03:25 PM
Imagine being a Bears fan and hearing rumors you are considering replacing your excrement QB by TRADING for Andy Dalton.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2020, 07:19:16 AM
Imagine being a Bears fan and hearing rumors you are considering replacing your excrement QB by TRADING for Andy Dalton.

Now official - Bengals gave them permission to open talks with Dalton's agent over a contract extension. I don't love Dalton but he'd be an upgrade on what we've seen from Trubisky.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on March 10, 2020, 11:16:03 AM
Now official - Bengals gave them permission to open talks with Dalton's agent over a contract extension. I don't love Dalton but he'd be an upgrade on what we've seen from Trubisky.

Is this actually official?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2020, 11:29:01 AM
Is this actually official?

No, for some reason I thought it was Schefter but it wasn't. So not official.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2020, 11:17:17 AM
Bears just gave Robert Quinn 5 yrs at 70 mil. No word on guarantees yet.

Clowney's getting 20 mil per.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2020, 12:24:32 PM
Heard they are cutting ties with Leonard Floyd.

Jenkins is the better player from what I have seen.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 17, 2020, 12:26:07 PM
I would rather have the Jets go after Jenkins over Floyd.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: mj2sexay on March 18, 2020, 12:33:50 PM
Foles to Chicago for a 4th.

I don't get this from their perspective at all.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on March 18, 2020, 12:34:28 PM
I'd rather go after freaking Winston if I'm Chicago
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on March 18, 2020, 12:34:45 PM
Foles to Chicago for a 4th.

I don't get this from their perspective at all.

They don't necessarily want to replace Trubisky, they just want someone good enough to compete with him in the hope that it makes him better. That's all I can think.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 18, 2020, 12:35:36 PM
Nothing about the bears in the last few seasons has told me that any iteration of their front office should be trusted.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: mj2sexay on March 18, 2020, 12:38:19 PM
If Nagy wanted a guy he's worked with before, I get it. But Foles contract is so prohibitive he's literally an underwater asset. Why give up anything meaningful? You want to get the contract off your books and avoid the awkwardness of a pre-ordained competition that everyone knows Minshew is going to win? Here's your conditional 7th, GTFO.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on April 25, 2020, 11:30:10 AM
The Bears have EIGHT TE on roster now.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on April 25, 2020, 11:45:18 AM
The Bears have EIGHT TE on roster now.

An improvement from yesterday when it was 10
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on May 02, 2020, 02:43:39 PM
Team declined Trubisky's 5th year option.  He sucks something awful.  Couldn't have happened to a better Tarheel.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on May 02, 2020, 02:49:57 PM
Trubisky reminds me a lot of Alex Smith when he was with San Francisco before Jim Harbaugh took over.

Nagy stinks and didn't do a lot to help him develop into a solid starter. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on May 02, 2020, 02:59:27 PM
Team declined Trubisky's 5th year option.  He sucks something awful.  Couldn't have happened to a better Tarheel.

How much would his 5th year option have been?

The dudes pretty awful, but he was a early drafted QB
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on May 02, 2020, 03:43:50 PM
How much would his 5th year option have been?

The dudes pretty awful, but he was a early drafted QB

I believe $25 million.

Also this signals a clear competition in Chicago, not that we didn’t expect it but still
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on May 02, 2020, 03:46:40 PM
freak thats a stupid number for him

No wonder it's an absolute no brainer
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on May 02, 2020, 03:48:12 PM
freak thats a stupid number for him

No wonder it's an absolute no brainer

I think it’s just the 5th year option for QBs. When we pick up Sams after this year I expect it will be something stupid like $30 million
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on May 02, 2020, 04:01:57 PM
I think it’s just the 5th year option for QBs. When we pick up Sams after this year I expect it will be something stupid like $30 million

Oh it is, but it still seems crazy high.

I understand the cba is what it is. But the 5th year option for rookie QB's is ending up significantly more than the best non QB in the leagues making
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 10, 2020, 02:27:56 PM
Chicaglol practice squad player tests positive for COVID-19.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2021, 08:16:50 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1349151850478641156?s=19

Pagano retiring
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on February 03, 2021, 10:35:08 AM
https://twitter.com/QBsMVP/status/1356672215069171716?s=20

The Bennett brothers are the worst
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on February 03, 2021, 10:42:06 AM
https://twitter.com/QBsMVP/status/1356672215069171716?s=20

The Bennett brothers are the worst

Bennetts v Pounceys in the poopchute Siblings Bowl.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on February 26, 2021, 10:49:54 AM
(https://scontent.fyyc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s640x640/154175591_5230708396999577_7866932614171199505_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=YtHFyKpKRKEAX8zLf-b&_nc_ht=scontent.fyyc2-1.fna&tp=7&oh=1c1187035ae94e007d045e8eacc6548d&oe=605DBF4F)
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on February 26, 2021, 11:30:46 AM
(https://scontent.fyyc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s640x640/154175591_5230708396999577_7866932614171199505_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=YtHFyKpKRKEAX8zLf-b&_nc_ht=scontent.fyyc2-1.fna&tp=7&oh=1c1187035ae94e007d045e8eacc6548d&oe=605DBF4F)

That's quite amusing. The '85 SB was the first football game I ever watched - it was a big thing in the UK because I have a feeling it was the first one ever broadcast live there - so I had no frame of reference as to who or what was good. My only memory of that game is of the Bears being absolutely dominant and The Fridge being the only player anyone cared about because he'd been all over the front page of the tabloids all week, because no one in the UK really had seen an athlete built like him. It's only in subsequent years I've learned that apparently McMahon wasn't actually a very good quarterback; I've never gone back and watched the game again. Maybe I should.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on February 26, 2021, 12:00:06 PM
(https://scontent.fyyc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s640x640/154175591_5230708396999577_7866932614171199505_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=YtHFyKpKRKEAX8zLf-b&_nc_ht=scontent.fyyc2-1.fna&tp=7&oh=1c1187035ae94e007d045e8eacc6548d&oe=605DBF4F)
lol, reminds me of the idiot Bears fan who tried to get away with saying the Jets can't develop a QB and when I asked which ones the Bears had developed lately he sputtered out McMahon and Luckman.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 26, 2021, 04:07:27 PM
I had to look up Sid Luckman.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2021, 10:10:30 AM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1372199948717076484
https://twitter.com/TullyBoyThomas/status/1372200097484783618
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2021, 10:23:37 AM
Kevin Fishbain
@kfishbain
·
1h
Yes, the Bears threw everything they could at trying to acquire Russell Wilson. The Seahawks didn’t budge.

According to @dpshow
, an offer was three first-round picks, a third and two starters.



surprised this didn't get it done.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2021, 10:25:43 AM
That is a massive haul they turned down. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on March 17, 2021, 10:29:58 AM
That is a massive haul they turned down.

Is it though?  Those picks alone would maybe be equal to our #2 pick

Oops misread and thought this was for Watson
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2021, 10:32:17 AM
That is a massive haul they turned down. 

that's a Deshaun Watson offer.  The Seahawks are nuts.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2021, 10:37:00 AM
that's a Deshaun Watson offer.  The Seahawks are nuts.

I’d say that if the Seahawks had any shot of getting a reasonable QB back from that deal, they would have said yes
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 17, 2021, 10:45:42 AM
Need to see if we can steal Kyle Fuller from the Bears. He's got a $20M cap hit this year and the Bears need to get under.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2021, 10:50:58 AM
I’d say that if the Seahawks had any shot of getting a reasonable QB back from that deal, they would have said yes
They could've involved a 3rd team in the deal
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2021, 11:15:15 AM
They could've involved a 3rd team in the deal

How? Let's just use as an example, what would we need to get out of the deal to give up #2 to allow Seattle to give up Wilson?

In this scenario, Jets give up #2 and Chicago gets Russel Wilson. What compensation would you need to do that?

Allen Robinson, Khalil Mack #20 and what else? Oh and what does Chicago have left to give to Seattle, because they aren't giving up Rus for just #2.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2021, 11:18:28 AM
that's a Deshaun Watson offer.  The Seahawks are nuts.
Or Wilson isn't really that disgruntled. Their window with him hasn't closed.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2021, 12:17:59 PM
How? Let's just use as an example, what would we need to get out of the deal to give up #2 to allow Seattle to give up Wilson?

In this scenario, Jets give up #2 and Chicago gets Russel Wilson. What compensation would you need to do that?

Allen Robinson, Khalil Mack #20 and what else? Oh and what does Chicago have left to give to Seattle, because they aren't giving up Rus for just #2.
Why would you give up #2?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2021, 01:31:17 PM
Why would you give up #2?

I wouldn't. But you wanted a 3 way trade to get Russel Wilson to Chicago. I used us as the example as we have the "premium QB Pick" that teams theoretically covet.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2021, 01:35:44 PM
Why would you give up #2?
I wouldn't. But you wanted a 3 way trade to get Russel Wilson to Chicago. I used us as the example as we have the "premium QB Pick" that teams theoretically covet.
Yeah, makes no sense unless we're all in on Sam.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: mj2sexay on March 17, 2021, 01:36:04 PM
Or Wilson isn't really that disgruntled. Their window with him hasn't closed.

This.

Why are the Seahawks rushing to trade a perennial MVP candidate and franchise quarterback with no replacement again?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: IATA on March 17, 2021, 01:39:25 PM
This.

Why are the Seahawks rushing to trade a perennial MVP candidate and franchise quarterback with no replacement again?

cause twitter said he was mad and wanted to be traded
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2021, 01:43:19 PM
This.

Why are the Seahawks rushing to trade a perennial MVP candidate and franchise quarterback with no replacement again?
Imagine how many draft picks and how much cap space they'd have if they decided to suck.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on March 17, 2021, 02:24:35 PM
I wouldn't. But you wanted a 3 way trade to get Russel Wilson to Chicago. I used us as the example as we have the "premium QB Pick" that teams theoretically covet.
The #2 only gets included if it's Watson....otherwise think of better scenarios
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on March 17, 2021, 02:57:10 PM
Imagine how many draft picks and how much cap space they'd have if they decided to suck.
It would open up so many opportunities to draft or even trade for a franchise quarterback
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on March 18, 2021, 06:49:58 PM
Kyle fuller released. Go get him
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on August 24, 2021, 09:59:17 AM
Looks like Dalton is all but confirmed week 1 starter. Fields will be watching from the sideline.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2021, 03:21:16 PM
Looks like Dalton is all but confirmed week 1 starter. Fields will be watching from the sideline.
Fields stans punching air right now
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2021, 03:29:06 PM
Fields stans punching air right now

I guess it's better to be screaming to get your team to put in your 1st round QB than to be screaming at your team to put in Andy freaking Dalton because your 1st round QB is sucking balls.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 24, 2021, 03:42:34 PM
i can't believe they call him the red rifle
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 24, 2021, 04:11:50 PM
I mean, they've said from the second they drafted Fields that Dalton is the Week 1 starter, so it's not a surprise Dalton is starting. Of course, if Fields were lighting it up, he'd probably be starting Week 1. Then again, Justin Herbert didn't start Week 1 last year, and then he lit up the NFL.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2021, 11:27:23 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bears-one-step-closer-to-ditching-downtown-chicago-after-making-major-land-purchase-35-miles-outside-of-city/

I need to make the effort to get to a game at Soldier Field next season.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 29, 2021, 11:51:44 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bears-one-step-closer-to-ditching-downtown-chicago-after-making-major-land-purchase-35-miles-outside-of-city/

I need to make the effort to get to a game at Soldier Field next season.

same

might be relocating to Chicago if I'm able to go full remote
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2021, 12:05:37 PM
same

might be relocating to Chicago if I'm able to go full remote

We actually play the NFC North next season, but if my quick google search is to be believed the Bears will be coming to NY. MB will get to go see us play in Minnesota though.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on September 29, 2021, 12:42:57 PM
We actually play the NFC North next season, but if my quick google search is to be believed the Bears will be coming to NY. MB will get to go see us play in Minnesota though.

I was there the last time they were in Minny when Pennington destroyed the Vikings.  I will be there again.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2021, 01:40:53 PM
Justin Fields named the starter going forward
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2021, 11:24:53 AM
https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/1452671216494518272?t=9e9aYO_iACkDqBmn95lcYg&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on October 25, 2021, 01:09:05 PM
https://twitter.com/zeezeethree/status/1452487783365349381
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on October 26, 2021, 03:25:35 PM
https://twitter.com/JacobMorley/status/1452789629262893061
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: mj2sexay on October 26, 2021, 03:30:10 PM
https://twitter.com/JacobMorley/status/1452789629262893061

Admittedly I didn't think Fields would be a good NFL quarterback to begin with.

Between the coaching and offensive line over there (and lack of any weapons besides A-Rob), that kid has no chance.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on October 26, 2021, 05:58:41 PM
Admittedly I didn't think Fields would be a good NFL quarterback to begin with.

Between the coaching and offensive line over there (and lack of any weapons besides A-Rob), that kid has no chance.

Lack of weapons?  Around, Mooney, Montgomery. He's got weapons
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: mj2sexay on October 27, 2021, 07:50:44 AM
Lack of weapons?  Around, Mooney, Montgomery. He's got weapons

Mooney is unproven and Montgomery has been hurt.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on November 21, 2021, 07:04:35 PM
Tough day at the office

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1462587485125492742?t=A8e3jmL4wuHewZGGvKuICA&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on November 21, 2021, 08:05:20 PM
Tough day at the office

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1462587485125492742?t=A8e3jmL4wuHewZGGvKuICA&s=19

And the anointed one was lighting it up before he left: 4 for 11, 79 yards and a fumble.  But that's all Matt Nagy's fault, the OL, etc..
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on November 23, 2021, 10:26:17 AM
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
·
27s
Chicago-area high school apologizes for "Fire Nagy" chants directed at Bears coach's son.




that's some next level excrement.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on November 23, 2021, 10:27:18 AM
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
·
2m
A Pulitzer-prize winning Chicago reporter, @Konkolskorner
, who doesn't regularly cover the Bears, reports that coach Matt Nagy has been told he'll be fired after Thursday's game at Detroit.




i guess the kids in my previous  post got their point across.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2022, 01:11:32 PM
Field Yates
@FieldYates
·
2m
Bears Chairman George McCaskey notes that the team will have Bill Polian involved in its search for the next GM and head coach.



RIP
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 10, 2022, 01:13:20 PM
Justin Fields and two firsts getting traded to Detroit for Tim Boyle

Polian will make sure the next GM does this
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2022, 01:14:34 PM
Justin Fields and two firsts getting traded to Detroit for Tim Boyle

Polian will make sure the next GM does this

Polian is shrewd, maybe he'll get Charles Rogers' skull thrown into the deal.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2022, 01:31:31 PM
Field Yates
@FieldYates
·
2m
Bears Chairman George McCaskey notes that the team will have Bill Polian involved in its search for the next GM and head coach.



RIP

There's already a rumour that they want to talk to Harbaugh. I can see him in Chicago more than Miami, for some reason.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2022, 01:33:05 PM
There's already a rumour that they want to talk to Harbaugh. I can see him in Chicago more than Miami, for some reason.

Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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3m
The #Bears requested an interview with #Bills DC Leslie Frazier for their head coaching job, per source.




just rehire Lovie Smith
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on January 11, 2022, 09:55:39 AM
Bears have requested an interview with Bowles.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2022, 10:10:56 AM
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1480932261692280832?s=20
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 15, 2022, 08:40:48 PM
Khalil Mack seems like a potential guy for them to try to trade. $30M cap hit coming off injury plagued season on a likely rebuilding team with a new GM who will likely want picks.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2022, 08:13:03 AM
Khalil Mack seems like a potential guy for them to try to trade. $30M cap hit coming off injury plagued season on a likely rebuilding team with a new GM who will likely want picks.
Mack is 30 years old....I wouldn't give more than a conditional 6th that could go up to a 5th if he reaches specific totals.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 16, 2022, 01:37:06 PM
Mack is 30 years old....I wouldn't give more than a conditional 6th that could go up to a 5th if he reaches specific totals.
I know he's 30. A lot of edge rushers remain good into their 30's.

But with our need, cap space, and draft capital, it could make sense to get Mack. It might be one year early on our rebuild, but I think next year is a year we need to try to actually win.

I think he costs more than a conditional 6th into a 5th. But I don't think he'll cost as much as his name suggests. I would offer a 4th and see what happens.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 16, 2022, 01:50:00 PM
I’d take Mack for a late rounder.

It gives draft flexibility up top and gets us depth there too.

Carl Lawson has always been hurt.  I hope he pans out, but he is an injury prone player.  It’s just what he is.

Mack would at least provide some veteran stability at EDGE.

With that said, if we’re going to acquire an EDGE this off-season, it’s hopefully Danielle Hunter.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2022, 01:53:38 PM
A couple years of Mack would be better than anything we're likely to find in the 4th.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2022, 02:01:01 PM
A couple years of Mack would be better than anything we're likely to find in the 4th.

Yeah but signing him would block Jabari Zuniga's development.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on January 16, 2022, 03:09:36 PM
Yeah but signing him would block Jabari Zuniga's development.
This guy rebuilds
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on January 16, 2022, 03:23:10 PM
Yeah but signing him would block Jabari Zuniga's development.

That's very Polite of you. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2022, 02:39:18 PM
https://twitter.com/adamlevitan/status/1499062400795832323

We should definitely spend half the offseason talking about signing him. Again.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2022, 11:37:36 AM
https://twitter.com/seamus_malek/status/1504479903965593601?s=21

You're all American. Please leave SPD to the Irish and stop importing this freaking idiocy.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2022, 11:43:37 AM
https://twitter.com/seamus_malek/status/1504479903965593601?s=21

You're all American. Please leave SPD to the Irish and stop importing this freaking idiocy.
Just came in here to post this

https://twitter.com/thiccgenius/status/1504484020096098314?t=0Zgmi_BuBx7fFJimT73RWw&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2022, 11:07:01 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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17m
The #Bears announce they won’t be signing DT Larry Ogunjobi because of failed physical. He’s coming off foot surgery.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2022, 11:12:03 AM
yikes
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2022, 09:41:19 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1520588393213833216?t=cbbhiQA38EAhjExxsb1Ghw&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2022, 11:50:01 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxMarkhamNFL/status/1520842211843141632?s=20&t=5NmrjXze1rRwAAgRtcn6Tw
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on May 02, 2022, 05:20:27 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxMarkhamNFL/status/1520842211843141632?s=20&t=5NmrjXze1rRwAAgRtcn6Tw

Obviously missed that this weekend. When will people learn you can’t make comments in public anymore
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on May 02, 2022, 02:34:01 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxMarkhamNFL/status/1520842211843141632?s=20&t=5NmrjXze1rRwAAgRtcn6Tw

Good.  Freak him; who's he to say that? 

Welcome to unemployment douchebag
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Welcome_To_Unemployment.jpg/320px-Welcome_To_Unemployment.jpg)

Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on May 02, 2022, 02:40:13 PM
Thats a retarded thing to say (I don't even care about the classless part, it's just freaking weird)

I definitely wouldn't want a jets scout fired if he was good at his job over something like that.

Of course if you're an nfl scout and that's the excrement you're evaluating, hard to imagine you being too good at your job
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on May 02, 2022, 02:45:00 PM
Thats a retarded thing to say (I don't even care about the classless part, it's just freaking weird)

I definitely wouldn't want a jets scout fired if he was good at his job over something like that.

Of course if you're an nfl scout and that's the excrement you're evaluating, hard to imagine you being too good at your job

I would imagine it's pretty crucial to understand a player's background and motivations. He's being fired for the shitty shorthand being made public, not for actually finding the information out.

And anyway it's probably a convenient excuse to use as part of the process of a new GM cleaning house.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on May 02, 2022, 02:55:00 PM
I would imagine it's pretty crucial to understand a player's background and motivations. He's being fired for the shitty shorthand being made public, not for actually finding the information out.

And anyway it's probably a convenient excuse to use as part of the process of a new GM cleaning house.

I get that, I'm just saying something like this going public doesn't look good, but it's not the worst freaking thing imaginable.

If he was a marketing or a PR dude sure you fire them over this. But I don't think this is bad enough that you fire someone over this unless you actually wanted to fire them to begin with (I will say firing your draft scout's right after the draft is probably the best time to do it anyway)
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on May 04, 2022, 07:21:52 PM
https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1522007156748394500

This is about as bad as it gets.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on May 04, 2022, 07:34:34 PM
https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1522007156748394500

This is about as bad as it gets.

Cole Kmet and Darnell Mooney are better than any skill player Darnold ever had
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on May 05, 2022, 05:10:17 AM
Cole Kmet and Darnell Mooney are better than any skill player Darnold ever had

Kmet is better than Robbie? I honestly have no idea how good he is, that just surprised me to hear, not that Robbie was special in any way though
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on May 05, 2022, 07:08:32 AM
No idea who the freak any of these guys on the bears are. But Mooney had a 1000 yard season last year. Far better than any dude who played with Darnold did here
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on May 05, 2022, 07:49:45 AM
Kmet is better than Robbie? I honestly have no idea how good he is, that just surprised me to hear, not that Robbie was special in any way though

Kmet is way better than Herndon, Griffin, and Tomlinson
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on July 05, 2022, 09:59:34 AM
https://twitter.com/DustBaker/status/1543354926864154624?s=20&t=hHDsoEGWOrkrqxaVwYhM3g
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2022, 07:51:02 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1556984729148301312?s=20&t=bE9Ol2J7e1I_vGLMN5Y-1Q


I know Douglas has his hands full with the Becton situation...but man, i'd love to see us trade for Roquan and slot him in at MLB.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 09, 2022, 08:14:59 AM
Bears are a dumpster fire
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2022, 08:20:42 AM
Bears are a dumpster fire

Roquan is an animal...i'd let Mosley go next season and give Roquan the bag in a 5 or 6 year deal.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on August 09, 2022, 11:13:26 AM
d'um bears
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on August 09, 2022, 03:57:02 PM
Aren’t they also trying to trade Tevin Jenkins?

I’d take both even though Jenkins should only cost Pennies right now, he has to be at least better than McDermott/Edoga
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on September 19, 2022, 07:24:48 PM
https://twitter.com/Pickswise/status/1571908226144210944?t=g16FXCkTHjf3JAvA_IK_hw&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on September 19, 2022, 07:31:59 PM
https://twitter.com/Pickswise/status/1571908226144210944?t=g16FXCkTHjf3JAvA_IK_hw&s=19

I'm with him. freak out of my face with your camera and your laughing at me when we've just lost to our biggest rivals. "I've known you for two months, they've been my team for 22 years." Right on brother.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: reuben on September 19, 2022, 10:12:14 PM
I'm with him. freak out of my face with your camera and your laughing at me when we've just lost to our biggest rivals. "I've known you for two months, they've been my team for 22 years." Right on brother.

Yeah, instant relationship ender.

On another note, those old school Bears jackets might be the single best piece of fan apparel in sports. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on September 20, 2022, 06:14:20 AM
I simply would not expose the worst side of me to someone I've been seeing for 2 months. I started dating my wife right before the 2007 season so the Jets sucked right away and there were zero expectations. She didn't see me crushed over sports until our season ending losses in 2009 and 2010. Guy has no business acting like this in week 2.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on September 20, 2022, 07:56:06 AM
Mrs English and I have been together 22 years and in the entire time she's known me my teams have collectively had about three good seasons. As a result, when Forest made the playoff final this year and I was proposing to spend an absolutely disgusting amount of money to go, there was no "you're going to spend how much on a ticket to a soccer match?" and instead she said "you've watched them be terrible all this time, you can't miss it now they're on the verge of actual success".

To this guy: it's two months into your relationship. You already know if she's a football fan and whether she gets it or not, if she isn't and doesn't then just tell her you're not seeing her on a Sunday.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: insanity on September 20, 2022, 08:09:05 AM
Or just find someone else...

You don't need a diehard by your side, just someone who has enough empathy to see it matters to you and as a result it matters to them.  Or at the very least they respect you.
 
Many of you have met my fiance.  She's not a die hard football fan.  She's never going to paint her face or tell me about free agent signings,, but she loves seeing me happy when they win and she's happy to listen because it interests me. 

Man needs to find himself one of those.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 20, 2022, 08:33:47 AM
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1571911176065323010?t=aQeTqup0_YBDBTJhZMgE5A&s=19 (https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1571911176065323010?t=aQeTqup0_YBDBTJhZMgE5A&s=19)
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: reuben on September 20, 2022, 11:39:04 AM
Or just find someone else...

You don't need a diehard by your side, just someone who has enough empathy to see it matters to you and as a result it matters to them.  Or at the very least they respect you.

That's the crux of the issue.  Crying over sports is admittedly dumb.  Recording your SO crying for whatever reason, dumb or not, then laughing and posting it for internet points is just dumpable behavior.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on September 20, 2022, 04:39:14 PM
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1571911176065323010?t=aQeTqup0_YBDBTJhZMgE5A&s=19 (https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1571911176065323010?t=aQeTqup0_YBDBTJhZMgE5A&s=19)
this is the perfect thing to say if you want your fan base to remember and hate you forever, especially if you don’t become special, which I never believed fields was likely to become.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 20, 2022, 05:10:43 PM
That's the crux of the issue.  Crying over sports is admittedly dumb.  Recording your SO crying for whatever reason, dumb or not, then laughing and posting it for internet points is just dumpable behavior.

Recording me while I'm crying - regardless of the reason - is a great way to tell me that you're not worth having around.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 20, 2022, 05:12:23 PM
That's the crux of the issue.  Crying over sports is admittedly dumb.  Recording your SO crying for whatever reason, dumb or not, then laughing and posting it for internet points is just dumpable behavior.
Crying over a Week 2 game. I don't mind people showing emotion, but it's Week 2.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on September 20, 2022, 06:36:58 PM
this is the perfect thing to say if you want your fan base to remember and hate you forever, especially if you don’t become special, which I never believed fields was likely to become.
Maybe some odd portion of the Bears fanbase will still be rooting for him when he's a backup on the Titans or something in 5-7 years.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on September 20, 2022, 06:38:11 PM
Recording me while I'm crying - regardless of the reason - is a great way to tell me that you're not worth having around.
Crying over a Week 2 game. I don't mind people showing emotion, but it's Week 2.
There's a third possibility that I considered before posting, was that it was fake/staged anyway.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 20, 2022, 06:41:37 PM
There's a third possibility that I considered before posting, was that it was fake/staged anyway.

Definitely a possibility. But I've seen too many "look at how my significant other is acting LMFAO!" videos to believe that they are all staged.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 20, 2022, 08:43:01 PM
There's a third possibility that I considered before posting, was that it was fake/staged anyway.

i kept reading all of the posts about this thinking this exact thing. you guys are spending way too much time thinking about it lmfaoo. like everything else in our world nowadays, i am just about 100% confident that excrement was staged for social media clout
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on September 20, 2022, 09:04:12 PM
i kept reading all of the posts about this thinking this exact thing. you guys are spending way too much time thinking about it lmfaoo. like everything else in our world nowadays, i am just about 100% confident that excrement was staged for social media clout
My wife is recording and teasing me because this post made me cry.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2022, 05:18:59 PM
https://twitter.com/lowlightheaven/status/1576664206690357248?s=20&t=tx7_i-qmkZoKNozk-PAZIw
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on October 07, 2022, 11:08:57 AM
TL;DR: Justin Fields sucks - just the first 0:05 seconds alone are worth the watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKB0CQehWoQ
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2022, 03:44:28 PM
Dan Campbell collected a kneecap today
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2022, 04:15:57 PM
Fields is doing some impressive things as a runner but I'm not entirely sure how NFL defensive coaching staffs can't figure out how to stop these basic plays.

https://twitter.com/NicholasMoreano/status/1592174312932651008?s=20&t=HoRa4YPVe8zdh94GEQDDTA

This is good playcalling, not good quarterbacking.  He's not reading anything and this is not a particularly good throw.  He's made some impressive throws on the run this year but this is nothing more than playcalling and bad defense.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2022, 04:21:07 PM
Fields is doing some impressive things as a runner but I'm not entirely sure how NFL defensive coaching staffs can't figure out how to stop these basic plays.

https://twitter.com/NicholasMoreano/status/1592174312932651008?s=20&t=HoRa4YPVe8zdh94GEQDDTA

This is good playcalling, not good quarterbacking.  He's not reading anything and this is not a particularly good throw.  He's made some impressive throws on the run this year but this is nothing more than playcalling and bad defense.

Calling that bad defense is an insult to bad defenses throughout the league. That is an atrocious dereliction of duty, if the defender had been sucked into supporting what he thought was a run tackle and let the TE go then that's one thing but it looks like he just went "freak it, they're running so I'll not bother going with my guy, looks like too much work".
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on November 14, 2022, 04:32:51 PM
Calling that bad defense is an insult to bad defenses throughout the league. That is an atrocious dereliction of duty, if the defender had been sucked into supporting what he thought was a run tackle and let the TE go then that's one thing but it looks like he just went "freak it, they're running so I'll not bother going with my guy, looks like too much work".

Total lack of awareness in the secondary.  They played a shitty zone look and were terrified of the quarterback run.  If you watch Kmet, the defender releases him to take the crossing receiver.  No one was there to take the pass-off in coverage. 

He's just running down the field lost.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on November 14, 2022, 05:06:33 PM
Fields is doing some impressive things as a runner but I'm not entirely sure how NFL defensive coaching staffs can't figure out how to stop these basic plays.

https://twitter.com/NicholasMoreano/status/1592174312932651008?s=20&t=HoRa4YPVe8zdh94GEQDDTA

This is good playcalling, not good quarterbacking.  He's not reading anything and this is not a particularly good throw.  He's made some impressive throws on the run this year but this is nothing more than playcalling and bad defense.

Don’t let that analysis get in the way of people deciding Fields is now an elite QB in the NFL.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 20, 2022, 04:16:55 PM
Apparently Fields banged up his shoulder.

If he's out next week, we should destroy their offense.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on November 20, 2022, 04:18:25 PM
Apparently Fields banged up his shoulder.

If he's out next week, we should destroy their offense.

I'm not scared of any offense except our own.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 20, 2022, 04:26:50 PM
I'm not scared of any offense except our own.
Me neither, but their offense has been feisty recently because they've been using Fields as a rusher. If he's out, I'm not sure how they move the ball at all against us, unless the defense is beyond frustrated.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 20, 2022, 04:32:03 PM
Apparently Fields banged up his shoulder.

If he's out next week, we should destroy their offense.

The Coin says we're screwed.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: reuben on November 20, 2022, 05:14:29 PM
I'm not scared of any offense except our own.

Yes.

If our defense isn't the best in the league, I think they will be by next season.  This a good thing and I need a good thing. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 20, 2022, 05:16:42 PM
Yes.

If our defense isn't the best in the league, I think they will be by next season.  This a good thing and I need a good thing. 

One or two better LBs and we'd be unstopable.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 20, 2022, 05:17:51 PM
I'm not scared of any offense except our own.
Plus, our offense needs all the help we can get in terms of turnovers and field position.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on November 20, 2022, 05:52:34 PM
Plus, our offense needs all the help we can get in terms of turnovers and field position.

It became very apparent in the fourth quarter, if the Pats didn’t turn the ball over in field goal range, we were never scoring again and the patriots would eventually win by accident if nothing else
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 20, 2022, 05:55:36 PM
It became very apparent in the fourth quarter, if the Pats didn’t turn the ball over in field goal range, we were never scoring again and the patriots would eventually win by accident if nothing else
I said during the game - first defensive turnover wins the game.

Instead, it was a punt return TD.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2023, 10:03:13 AM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1612788731563352065?t=o-idletCvo5XJZE88u5F5A&s=34
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on January 12, 2023, 03:04:07 PM
Big 10 Commissioner Kevin Warren leaving to become president of the Chicago Bears
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: delavan on February 27, 2023, 06:27:32 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1630176143109246978

Attn: colts
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2023, 08:36:36 AM
Bears are gonna mop up on that pick.  Teams are gonna want Bryce Young.  The correct move would probably be to trade Fields because he sucks as a passer and pick Bryce Young, but that would take some balls.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on July 26, 2023, 11:15:56 AM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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13m
Another deal: Bears and TE Cole Kmet reached agreement on a four-year, $50 million extension, including $32.8 million guaranteed and $20 million in new first-year cash, per me and @FieldYates
.


wtf
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 29, 2023, 01:38:12 AM
https://twitter.com/CourtneyRCronin/status/1696370291989938267?s=20

Traded a 6th rounder for Dan Feeney.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on August 29, 2023, 04:36:46 AM
What’s this insanity I’ve heard about them potential moving Darnell Mooney? Are they completely insane? Trading one of their few weapons way from Fields in a do or die (secret, he’s going to fail) year?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on August 29, 2023, 07:12:59 AM
What’s this insanity I’ve heard about them potential moving Darnell Mooney? Are they completely insane? Trading one of their few weapons way from Fields in a do or die (secret, he’s going to fail) year?

the Bears are lowballing him in contract negotiations.  And unfortunately it's warranted, because his injury history isn't pretty.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 29, 2023, 07:25:38 AM
https://twitter.com/CourtneyRCronin/status/1696370291989938267?s=20

Traded a 6th rounder for Dan Feeney.

They might have gotten better production from a piece of paper that had “6th Round Pick” scrawled on it in crayon.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: reuben on September 20, 2023, 07:45:49 PM
Helluva Wednesday in Bearsland

https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1704595578611544397 (https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1704595578611544397)
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on September 20, 2023, 08:29:57 PM
Helluva Wednesday in Bearsland

https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1704595578611544397 (https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1704595578611544397)
Only you can prevent forest fires


-Smokey The Bear
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on September 21, 2023, 01:41:22 PM
I don't get it

Whys this a big deal?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 21, 2023, 01:54:50 PM
I don't get it

We know
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: dcm1602 on September 21, 2023, 02:41:24 PM
Is the assumption just he's not really doing it for health reasons and the bears are a circus?

Because it would be kinda freaking weird to resign after one freaking game
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on September 26, 2023, 11:04:54 AM
Kindred spirits in Chicago

https://twitter.com/DaBears_26/status/1706411452217557173?t=vO5_u4dfgRcIEuWIpv6a8Q&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 26, 2023, 11:10:04 AM
I keep seeing random Twitter accounts proposing Fields/Wilson swaps that involve the Jets throwing in a 2nd or 3rd round pick. Wilson stinks, but how is Fields worth that much more compared to Wilson? Makes zero sense. A one-for-one trade honestly could make sense (would never happen), but neither QB has much value.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on September 26, 2023, 01:07:43 PM
I keep seeing random Twitter accounts proposing Fields/Wilson swaps that involve the Jets throwing in a 2nd or 3rd round pick. Wilson stinks, but how is Fields worth that much more compared to Wilson? Makes zero sense. A one-for-one trade honestly could make sense (would never happen), but neither QB has much value.

F both of them
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: MBGreen on September 26, 2023, 01:12:11 PM
F both of them

this is correct
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 26, 2023, 01:28:44 PM
Justin Fields has been worse than Zach Wilson.  He also showed his derriere in a press conference.

You don't see anyone talking negatively about him.  He is garbage and he's an poopchute teammate/player. 
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on September 26, 2023, 07:34:07 PM
Justin Fields has been worse than Zach Wilson.  He also showed his derriere in a press conference.

You don't see anyone talking negatively about him.  He is garbage and he's an poopchute teammate/player. 

The difference between Ny and Chicago. If both guys were identical but in opposite places the Ny guy is getting it worse
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 26, 2023, 07:41:53 PM
The difference between Ny and Chicago. If both guys were identical but in opposite places the Ny guy is getting it worse

No, it’s a conspiracy against Heis’ boy.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Coach K on September 27, 2023, 05:57:58 PM
The difference between Ny and Chicago. If both guys were identical but in opposite places the Ny guy is getting it worse
The difference is Fields has elite scrambling .

Wilson has elite.......I dunno headbands

Scary part is fields has even less vision when in the pocket lol

Mac Jones gonna end up being 2nd best in that class lol .

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Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on October 02, 2023, 04:47:15 PM
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1708961586885595139?t=0tXqiHGo2cYwourRd7-8bQ&s=19
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: steves850 on October 06, 2023, 09:51:24 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1710304503356911918

Bears trading Claypool to the Dolphins.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Libero_2 on October 06, 2023, 03:27:14 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1710304503356911918

Bears trading Claypool to the Dolphins.

Remember when everyone thought he was good for like 30 seconds?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 31, 2023, 11:53:15 AM
Traded a second round pick for Montez Sweat.

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1719379357276176698?s=20 (https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1719379357276176698?s=20)
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2023, 11:56:27 AM
Given there's a non zero chance of us actually having something riding on the game v Washington on Xmas Eve, I'm not upset at all about them losing a good pass rusher. Shame they still have the Patriots and Dolphins to play though.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 31, 2023, 12:04:46 PM
This one just seems weird. I have to imagine they did this with plans to extend him because a 2nd rounder is a pretty high price to pay for a 9 month rental on a bottom level team, especially when they seem willing to let other pieces of their defense leave, a la Jaylon Johnson.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2023, 12:08:19 PM
This one just seems weird. I have to imagine they did this with plans to extend him because a 2nd rounder is a pretty high price to pay for a 9 month rental on a bottom level team, especially when they seem willing to let other pieces of their defense leave, a la Jaylon Johnson.

They have two first round picks, both of which will almost certainly be top 5, one of which could be #1, in a draft where multiple teams will be keen to trade up. They have a clear path to lots of draft capital in a draft which AFAIK isn't especially deep in pass rush talent, so trading a 2nd for a proven pass rusher when they've got plenty of cap room with which to extend him seems like not a terrible move to make.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: bojanglesman on October 31, 2023, 12:12:00 PM
That's a high 2nd rounder too.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 31, 2023, 12:13:59 PM
They have two first round picks, both of which will almost certainly be top 5, one of which could be #1, in a draft where multiple teams will be keen to trade up. They have a clear path to lots of draft capital in a draft which AFAIK isn't especially deep in pass rush talent, so trading a 2nd for a proven pass rusher when they've got plenty of cap room with which to extend him seems like not a terrible move to make.

I agree that the move makes sense if they extend him.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on December 14, 2023, 02:09:40 PM
Please read this article, and read it properly. You'll know why when you see it.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-bears-were-only-team-to-vote-against-increase-in-international-games
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2023, 02:33:40 PM
McCaskey noted that Bears fans wouldn’t want to miss a rare chance to see a star quarterback play in Chicago
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 14, 2023, 02:51:43 PM
Please read this article, and read it properly. You'll know why when you see it.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-bears-were-only-team-to-vote-against-increase-in-international-games

I don't understand. Do you not agree that fans want to see generational talents?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Johnny English on December 14, 2023, 02:54:14 PM
I don't understand. Do you not agree that fans want to see generational talents?

I would imagine they probably do, yes.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2023, 02:57:17 PM
I don't understand. Do you not agree that fans want to see generational talents?
(the joke is McCaskey is essentially stating they won't see any on the Bears)
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 14, 2023, 04:55:24 PM
(the joke is McCaskey is essentially stating they won't see any on the Bears)

Yours or JE's?

Cuz I thought "generational talent" #3 was JE's.
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 14, 2023, 05:00:45 PM
Yours or JE's?

Cuz I thought "generational talent" #3 was JE's.

You thought Jalen Hurts was a joke?
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 14, 2023, 06:52:40 PM
You thought Jalen Hurts was a joke?

Dammit

My eyes missed Mahomes because it was in a link
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2024, 06:04:45 PM
https://x.com/tyswank16/status/1765064722175652004?s=20
Title: Re: LOLBEARS
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 05, 2024, 06:12:13 PM
https://x.com/tyswank16/status/1765064722175652004?s=20

Would have been even funnier if they did it for Chase Claypool.