Jet Offensive
The Jet Offensive => Site Feedback => Topic started by: Johnny English on September 15, 2015, 09:16:20 PM
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Recently a couple of people have reported that the site has been made unavailable to them by their work filters because of the use of profane language.
Clearly this is an adult site and naughty words are part and parcel of life, but there's a workaround. We have implemented the swear filter on the site, and made it a user-determined feature.
If you do NOT want to see the profanities, you need do nothing. The swear filter is activated by default, meaning that any bots trundling through will not flag the site as profane. If you find the swear filter annoying, go to Profile > Modify Profile > Look and Layout, and check the box marked "Leave words uncensored".
I think I've captured the main profanities that would be an issue but if there are any I've missed please let me know.
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freak
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excrement
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queynte
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poopchute
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person of color
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Hahaha
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You freaking stupid cunts
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Eat big Clitties
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bundle of sticks
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rooster
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Dick
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Assholes
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Scumbag
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There a big fat rooster about to go in Johnny English' s mouth because he's a flaming bundle of sticks.
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I'm not sure that scumbag or clit are especially profanities, and Mr Cimini will be most upset if his name gets messed with. The rest are helpful though, thanks.
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freak you
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freaking cockknob
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Bundle of sticks would be much better for phaggot.
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pooper
eat hoo-ha
twinks fisting women of color
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pooper
eat hoo-ha
twinks fisting women of color
Did you just accidentally copy your search history?
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bundle of sticks
awesome!
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bo diddley
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Brady
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Moist
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Jones
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Moist
A coworker of mine HATES this word. She says it makes her want to throw up. I did some research and apparently it's a thing.
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A coworker of mine HATES this word. She says it makes her want to throw up. I did some research and apparently it's a thing.
Oh yeah. Lots of people hate that word. I don't but I understand why.
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freak them, moist is no big deal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIWQhlUWWRQ
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Oh yeah. Lots of people hate that word. I don't but I understand why.
hint: they're all chicks
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Jones
Ban
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Oh yeah. Lots of people hate that word. I don't but I understand why.
My wife and oldest son don't like moist. So I say it a lot. queynte as well.
EDIT: Wait. Queynte is kunt? That's awful.
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vagina
lady garden
hoo-ha
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My wife and oldest son don't like moist. So I say it a lot. queynte as well.
EDIT: Wait. Queynte is kunt? That's awful.
Philistine.
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excrement, pee, freak, queynte, player of the pink oboe, lover of the older lady, and funbags
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funbags
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breast
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breast
I'm not changing that. It's not a profanity and if your work deems it as such, get a new job.
You great pendulous breast of a man.
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I'm not changing that. It's not a profanity and if your work deems it as such, get a new job.
You great pendulous breast of a man.
When you see me cussing, it isn't to give you idea's or anything like that, I am just testing the words. So relax, it was just a test not a suggestion.
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When you see me cussing, it isn't to give you idea's or anything like that, I am just testing the words. So relax, it was just a test not a suggestion.
I am relaxed, I just wasn't about to pass up the opportunity to call you a great pendulous breast.
The swear filter seems to be reasonably popular with those who like to waste their employers' time, so feel free to let me know if there are any other words that need changing.
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I'm not changing that. It's not a profanity and if your work deems it as such, get a new job.
You great pendulous breast of a man.
What a lady garden.
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The swear filter seems to be reasonably popular with those who like to waste their employers' time, so feel free to let me know if there are any other words that need changing.
The Washington Redskins
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I'm not going near that one. If it offends you you can simply refer to them as Washington.
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I'm not going near that one. If it offends you you can simply refer to them as Washington.
It doesn't, but thank you for trying to accommodate my non-existent Native American sensibilities.
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beaner, kraut, polack, chink, jap, kyke, limey, mick, spic, wop, dago, coon, bastard, gringo, guido, guinea, redskin, niglet, nip, peckerwood, raghead, redneck, wetback
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Hopefully I've managed to offend someone. ;)
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But really, you should have some fun rewording those.
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But really, you should have some fun rewording those.
No, we specifically ban racism. Says it in the rules and everything. I'll just delete the offending posts rather than do a word censor. (I wouldn't consider most of them racist anyway - I've yet to meet the Englishman who would do anything other than laugh at "limey" and ask if you were 85 years old.)
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No, we specifically ban racism. Says it in the rules and everything. I'll just delete the offending posts rather than do a word censor. (I wouldn't consider most of them racist anyway - I've yet to meet the Englishman who would do anything other than laugh at "limey" and ask if you were 85 years old.)
I don't ban anyone...including the racists.
There are no rules here...this is sparta.
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Really moist pisses people off? Unless moist is changed from something I am missing.
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Really moist pisses people off? Unless moist is changed from something I am missing.
Nah, moist makes a lot of people cringe. My ex hated that word.
I'd scream at the Jets "freak you, you freaking cunts!"
She'd would reply as if I were talking to her (jokingly) but if I said moist she would dry heave... I don't get it either.
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I think they're all faking.
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Test
excrement
queynte
freak
Wow...works great. You're a frigging genius JE
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How do I turn this excrement off
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How do I turn this excrement off
Hit the off button
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How do I turn this excrement off
Imodium AD or a cork.
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Hit the off button
I'm on tapatalk. Can you do it for me?
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I'm on tapatalk. Can you do it for me?
Yeah.
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Aids
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I'm on tapatalk. Can you do it for me?
Yes I can, and yes I have.
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Tgg
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excrement
freak
excrement freak
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Thanks!
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excrement
freak
excrement freak
Sounds like the manager of the Seattle Pilots (Joe Schultz) referred to by the team and Jim Bouton in Ball Four as
"Ol' Excrement Freak"
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bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
bundle of sticks
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Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Puck
Mine seems to be working.
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(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+am+moist+i+gave+birth+to+a+new+memeenjoy_93e9b7_4651888.png)
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Can we get a language corrector for the language corrector? So maybe "s h i t" gets changed to "poopchute", then poopchute gets changed to hiney, then buttocks, then derriere, then rear, then backside, and it gets less offensive in perpetuity until no one has any idea what was said?
Or can each poster be assigned an offensive word, so when that word comes up, our name gets substituted. So if someone says bundle of sticks, it gets corrected to Miamipuck.
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Can we get a language corrector for the language corrector? So maybe "s h i t" gets changed to "poopchute", then poopchute gets changed to hiney, then buttocks, then derriere, then rear, then backside, and it gets less offensive in perpetuity until no one has any idea what was said?
Or can each poster be assigned an offensive word, so when that word comes up, our name gets substituted. So if someone says bundle of sticks, it gets corrected to Miamipuck.
Hey poopchute excrement isn't "poopchute", "excrement" is excrement, poopchute is "poopchute" so why don't you freak yourself lover of the older lady.
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Can we get a language corrector for the language corrector? So maybe "s h i t" gets changed to "poopchute", then poopchute gets changed to hiney, then buttocks, then derriere, then rear, then backside, and it gets less offensive in perpetuity until no one has any idea what was said?
Or can each poster be assigned an offensive word, so when that word comes up, our name gets substituted. So if someone says bundle of sticks, it gets corrected to Miamipuck.
You can have whatever changes you like, sweetcheeks. Just use a bit of this
(http://coloradopeakpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Whiteout.jpg)
on the offending word on your screen, and then change it to whatever you want it to be using this
(http://www.roarkla.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/h/sharpie_fine.jpg)
and you'll have your very own customised version of the site.
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Hey poopchute excrement isn't "poopchute", "excrement" is excrement, poopchute is "poopchute" so why don't you freak yourself lover of the older lady.
Sorry, azzhole. I had a blonde moment with my curse words.
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You can have whatever changes you like, sweetcheeks. Just use a bit of this
(http://coloradopeakpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Whiteout.jpg)
on the offending word on your screen, and then change it to whatever you want it to be using this
(http://www.roarkla.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/h/sharpie_fine.jpg)
and you'll have your very own customised version of the site.
Nice try. The white out won't mark out the sharpie.