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The Rest Of The Sports World => You Don't Know Football => Topic started by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2015, 07:10:21 PM

Title: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2015, 07:10:21 PM
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/8/9/9124221/eagles-cowboys-banner-planer-crash-pilot-banner-demarco-murray-dallas-philadelphia-compton

jesus christ...
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2015, 07:25:23 PM
Obviously that's an awful thing, but your title is painful. Please come up with something better than that.
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: Tommy on August 09, 2015, 07:29:47 PM
Stop making me laugh about a horrible event
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2015, 07:31:05 PM
Obviously that's an awful thing, but your title is painful. Please come up with something better than that.

no you fucker
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2015, 07:52:36 PM

Obviously that's an awful thing, but your title is painful. Please come up with something better than that.

Lolgles?

Chip Lolly?

Philoldelphia... yeah, that's the one.
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: dcm1602 on August 09, 2015, 07:55:21 PM
I bet the NFL is going to step in and do something about planes flying over practices because of this

Especially since this all started with a player (Greg Hardy)

Maybe Goodell will suspend him for another season
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: Libero_2 on August 09, 2015, 08:22:50 PM
I bet the NFL is going to step in and do something about planes flying over practices because of this

Especially since this all started with a player (Greg Hardy)

Maybe Goodell will suspend him for another season

How would they regulate it? You can't reroute all air traffic around NFL stadiums and practice fields. If the team itself doesn't hire the plane, how can you punish the organization because their fans are retarded, and do something outside their control?
Title: Re: Philadelphia Eaglols
Post by: dcm1602 on August 09, 2015, 08:33:18 PM
How would they regulate it? You can't reroute all air traffic around NFL stadiums and practice fields. If the team itself doesn't hire the plane, how can you punish the organization because their fans are retarded, and do something outside their control?

The nfl could do things like punish players/franchises if theyre involved (ala Hardy) or restrict public practices when fans do this, indoor practices etc.

The fact that a guy died is the only reason I think theyll do something
Title: Re: lolEagles
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2015, 10:01:18 PM
Couldn't cope with the previous title. Had to change it.
Title: Re: lolEagles
Post by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2015, 10:05:11 PM
Couldn't cope with the previous title. Had to change it.

Kill yourself
Title: Re: lolEagles
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2015, 10:06:30 PM
Kill yourself

Give me a few days, I've got a busy week.
Title: Re: lolEagles
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 09, 2015, 10:22:35 PM
I'll be honest, this thread really sucks without the original title. 1 honk
Title: Re: lolEagles
Post by: Johnny English on August 09, 2015, 10:24:31 PM
I'll be honest, this thread really sucks without the original title. 1 honk

Eaglols? Really?
Title: Re: lolEagles
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 09, 2015, 10:29:59 PM
Eaglols? Really?

Maybe this thread was always destined to suck. but I'll never know that, will I?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: NDMick on August 09, 2015, 11:34:30 PM
Sadly, the story matches the franchise.

RIP pilot.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 10, 2015, 12:15:27 AM
Typical dcm and his big government bullshit.  Go freak yourself, leftist.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on August 10, 2015, 05:53:31 AM
This website is in shambles.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on August 10, 2015, 07:53:50 AM
This thread was doomed from the start.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 10, 2015, 07:55:21 AM
Lolgles?

Chip Lolly?

Philoldelphia... yeah, that's the one.

Flip, flip, flipalolphia
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on September 20, 2015, 06:41:48 PM
DeMarco Murray, 21 carries for 11 yards on the season. 

This team looked like the worst offense in the league today. 
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: JFIF on September 20, 2015, 06:51:56 PM
DeMarco Murray, 21 carries for 11 yards on the season. 

This team looked like the worst offense in the league today. 

It looked like the Sam Bradford broken offensive line Rams
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 20, 2015, 07:07:13 PM
Chip Kelly sucks
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2015, 09:09:43 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/09/22/eagles-wr-cowboys-were-calling-out-what-plays-were-coming/
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on September 23, 2015, 05:18:43 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/09/22/eagles-wr-cowboys-were-calling-out-what-plays-were-coming/

God I hope our defense can do that this week. If we do, we should mutilate an offense struggling to do anything. 
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on September 23, 2015, 09:49:34 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPl8uqpWgAAEU1w.png)
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Miamipuck on September 23, 2015, 10:26:35 AM
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on September 23, 2015, 09:45:08 PM
Ha-ha nice.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Coach K on September 24, 2015, 07:12:00 AM
ok chip is a douche, but thats funny
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: sg3 on September 25, 2015, 07:31:07 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPl8uqpWgAAEU1w.png)
Who was asking those questions??

OR

 how did nyjunc sneak into an Iggles press conference???

Sent from my SGH-M919 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on September 25, 2015, 08:29:31 AM
Kelly was on a conference call with New York writers, so it would have been one of the NYJ press mob.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 25, 2015, 08:31:21 AM
It was probably Manish
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on September 25, 2015, 11:24:40 AM
It was Nick Sanchez.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 21, 2015, 07:14:19 PM
http://dudecomedy.com/drunk-eagles-fan-gives-a-terrible-pre-game-rally-speech/


Bahahahahahaha
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on November 25, 2015, 09:12:45 AM
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/11/eagles_head_coach_chip_kelly_has_lost_the_team_sou.html

freak you you fat prick. I don't know why I hate Chip Kelly, I just know that I do.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on November 25, 2015, 09:18:40 AM
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/11/eagles_head_coach_chip_kelly_has_lost_the_team_sou.html

freak you you fat prick. I don't know why I hate Chip Kelly, I just know that I do.

Because he's a smug arrogant prick who thinks he knows better than everyone else in history about a football game. On top of that how many times has he been accused of being a giant douche by his former NFL players, several of whom called him a racist? Then backs a dickweasel like Riley Cooper and promptly gives him a big contract, and then doesn't use him on the field.

Or maybe it's because he has a punchable face. Idk
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 25, 2015, 09:58:04 AM
Punchable face has a lot to do with it, you can't underestimate that.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Miamipuck on November 25, 2015, 10:04:51 AM
Punchable face has a lot to do with it, you can't underestimate that.

This
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Pope on November 25, 2015, 10:13:43 AM
I've always found it strange that he preaches about the team's level of fitness and bullshit smoothies when he himself is clearly 50+ pounds overweight
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2015, 01:49:03 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/07/chip-finally-demotes-demarco/
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: JFIF on December 07, 2015, 02:15:56 PM
I've always found it strange that he preaches about the team's level of fitness and bullshit smoothies when he himself is clearly 50+ pounds overweight

He's not the one actually on the field. Coaches have no lives outside of football so even most ex players look like excrement.

I don't really think it's that bizarre he'd want his athletic product to be finely tuned and his personal commitment is secondary.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Jumbo on December 29, 2015, 06:20:44 PM
Chip Kelly has been fired
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on December 29, 2015, 07:20:15 PM
All of the moves...and they were all bad
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on December 30, 2015, 09:08:26 PM
All of the moves...and they were all bad

I think trading McCoy for Kiko was a terrific move

Too bad they then went and gave that monster contract to Murray though
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 31, 2015, 12:54:58 PM
I think trading McCoy for Kiko was a terrific move


Howso?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on December 31, 2015, 02:13:35 PM
Howso?

McCoys older at a position with a short life span, hes been hurt a ton, and has a huge contract.

Kiko is young with potential, and on a rookie deal. Its a no brainer id take Kiko everytime
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on December 31, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
McCoys older at a position with a short life span, hes been hurt a ton, and has a huge contract.

Kiko is young with potential, and on a rookie deal. Its a no brainer id take Kiko everytime

Kiko Alonso has played a little over 9 games in two seasons.  Sit down. 
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Coach K on December 31, 2015, 02:50:43 PM
Lol oh man.

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on February 08, 2016, 03:03:44 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 51s51 seconds ago

For those who missed it: Eagles will not use franchise tag on QB Sam Bradford and they are expected to inquire about adding QB Nick Foles.


hahaha
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on February 08, 2016, 03:18:53 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 51s51 seconds ago

For those who missed it: Eagles will not use franchise tag on QB Sam Bradford and they are expected to inquire about adding QB Nick Foles.


hahaha

That excrement is freaking hilarious.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on February 08, 2016, 04:10:43 PM
All of the moves...and they were all bad

Quote
I think trading McCoy for Kiko was a terrific move

Too bad they then went and gave that monster contract to Murray though

Howso?
Kiko Alonso has played a little over 9 games in two seasons.  Sit down. 

As i was saying...
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on February 08, 2016, 05:00:47 PM
Kill yourself
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on February 08, 2016, 05:03:36 PM
Pretty sure I heard Philly cut Riley Cooper today.

Dumb Nigga couldn't hold down a job
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: JFIF on February 08, 2016, 05:05:05 PM
Last time I saw Riley Cooper he was completely disheveled(probably stoned) in the bookstore talking to some mediocre chick who worked there

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2016, 05:53:48 PM

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 51s51 seconds ago

For those who missed it: Eagles will not use franchise tag on QB Sam Bradford and they are expected to inquire about adding QB Nick Foles.


hahaha

This rumor popped up and was subsequently shot down last week.

Not that it still couldn't happen, but it's currently on its second go-around.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on February 08, 2016, 05:54:17 PM
Kill yourself

LETS SIGN JOHNNY MANZIEL !!!!!!!
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on February 08, 2016, 07:19:13 PM
This rumor popped up and was subsequently shot down last week.

Not that it still couldn't happen, but it's currently on its second go-around.
This time schefter is pumping it...usually he's pretty reliable.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Miamipuck on February 08, 2016, 11:06:58 PM
I think DCM' s got 4.5 honks in this thread. His sense of humor is underrated.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2016, 05:39:22 PM
Eagles are trying to trade the GOAT

(Ryan Mathews)
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on April 07, 2016, 01:36:41 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/conspiracy-did-you-hear-the-one-about-doug-pederson-slaying-his-secretary-in-kc-and-which-led-to-andy-reid-playing-the-eagles-like-a-fiddle/?utm_campaign=BarstoolSports&utm_source=BarstoolTw&utm_medium=Socialflow

lmaoooooooooo
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 07, 2016, 01:59:32 PM
Beautiful long con
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on April 30, 2016, 08:17:50 PM
Found this headline amusing

Quote
Pouting Sam Bradford still ignoring Eagles

Eagles coach Doug Pederson says he's yet to have contact with Sam Bradford since the quarterbacks' trade request.
Pouting Sam remains inconsolable, even after the Broncos' selection of Payton Lynch took them off the board of potential suitors. The reality is, Bradford has nowhere to go, and will be in Philadelphia competing with Carson Wentz and Chase Daniel this season. The sooner he realizes that, the better. The Eagles could have handled the situation better, but Bradford is well compensated. This is life in the NFL for mediocre quarterbacks.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2016, 08:22:40 PM
Payton Lynch?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2016, 09:14:56 PM
Payton Lynch?

Thanks I'll pass.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 02, 2016, 03:37:22 PM
Repost because this is the best video of all time and the last link died:

http://thechive.com/2015/10/28/drunk-philadelphia-eagles-delivers-a-cringeworthy-pregame-speech-video/
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Coach K on May 02, 2016, 03:44:45 PM
Repost because this is the best video of all time and the last link died:

http://thechive.com/2015/10/28/drunk-philadelphia-eagles-delivers-a-cringeworthy-pregame-speech-video/

Lol I stopped at the beer can spike

Douche level :over 9000
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Pope on May 02, 2016, 07:13:48 PM
Wow I am pumped up after watching that
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: JFIF on May 02, 2016, 08:25:28 PM
I guess long the time rumor has been confirmed about Mickey Mouse being an Eagles fan
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 13, 2016, 01:02:33 PM
Carson Wentz looks like Andy Dalton's older brother, Randy Dalton
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: JFIF on May 13, 2016, 01:23:06 PM
Carson Wentz looks like Andy Dalton's older brother, Randy Dalton

Carson Glennon

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Coach K on May 14, 2016, 12:27:07 AM
Carson Wentz looks like Andy Dalton's older brother, Randy Dalton

lol
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on August 18, 2016, 06:07:48 PM
Quote
I've heard everything. #Eagles K Caleb Sturgis is out w/ a concussion. He suffered it when a punt hit him in the head. In pregame.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on August 18, 2016, 06:22:47 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on August 18, 2016, 08:02:13 PM
That's amazing

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on October 14, 2019, 06:51:19 PM
https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1183875103769145349?s=09
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 23, 2020, 01:29:45 PM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/donovan-mcnabb-still-blames-terrell-owens-for-breaking-up-the-eagles-after-2005-super-bowl-loss/
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on June 15, 2020, 08:06:18 PM
Ooof

https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/eagles/brandon-brooks-achilles-2020-nfl-season (https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/eagles/brandon-brooks-achilles-2020-nfl-season)

Warford to Eagles in 3... 2...
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on June 15, 2020, 08:16:04 PM
Or Kyle Long...
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on June 15, 2020, 08:42:47 PM
Trade Winters there for a wet fart.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on July 07, 2020, 12:46:14 PM
This Desean Jackson story is ...something
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: insanity on July 07, 2020, 01:45:57 PM
This Desean Jackson story is ...something
Trade Winters for DJAX
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: insanity on July 07, 2020, 01:46:45 PM
Trade Winters for DJAX
No wait, trade Mims for DJAX
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on July 07, 2020, 02:08:09 PM
This Desean Jackson story is ...something
Professional athlete under fire for antisemitic boomer hotep meme was not something I had on my prediction board for the second half of 2020
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on July 14, 2020, 08:56:41 AM
The Eagles ended up signing Jason Peters to a 1 year deal to play RG.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on July 14, 2020, 09:55:16 AM
The Eagles ended up signing Jason Peters to a 1 year deal to play RG.

He was never going to play elsewhere
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on July 14, 2020, 10:27:37 AM
What did they pay him?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on July 14, 2020, 10:28:13 AM
What did they pay him?

6 mil
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 19, 2020, 10:17:01 AM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1317962339350700035?s=21
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 19, 2020, 12:06:30 PM
That looks right.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 19, 2020, 03:07:36 PM
https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1318270866241847297?s=21

Epic
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on October 19, 2020, 04:00:04 PM
https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1318270866241847297?s=21

Epic

That is amazing. The film session at training today will have been fun.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on December 01, 2020, 01:12:09 PM
Wentz is on pace to be the 1st QB in the Super Bowl era to be sacked 65+ times and throw 20+ INT (leads NFL with 46 sacks taken & 15 INT)
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 01, 2020, 02:38:43 PM
Wentz is on pace to be the 1st QB in the Super Bowl era to be sacked 65+ times and throw 20+ INT (leads NFL with 46 sacks taken & 15 INT)

Wow. Ken O'Brien got sacked 62 times in 1985 but only threw a few INTs, I think single digits. Two of them led directly to 9 points for the Jets. We went 11-5 and hosted a playoff game.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on December 08, 2020, 02:01:14 PM
Wentz benched.  The Jalen Hurts Era has begun.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on December 08, 2020, 02:02:08 PM
Highest paid backup in the history of sports
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on December 08, 2020, 05:00:24 PM
Some asshat was talking about the Jets trading for Wentz since they have the cap space to take on his deal and the Eagles needing to pay the Jets to take the contract ala the a Brock Osweiler trade the Browns made a few years ago. This guy also said Philly would pay us 2firsts to take him. Which of course is idiotic. But if Philly wanted to give us a top 10 pick this year and some more stuff in the future to take that deal for 2 years, I’d probably consider it, since JD doesn’t want to spend FA money and wants to build through the draft. But it won’t happen so what’s the point anyways?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2020, 05:07:15 PM
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1338282160013324288?s=20
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on December 14, 2020, 06:35:19 PM
How long has it been since we won 11 games without our week 1 starter starting?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2020, 08:27:11 PM
How long has it been since we won 11 games without our week 1 starter starting?
1998
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 14, 2020, 08:34:11 PM
1998

Wow, yes. We were 12-1 with Vinny and 0-3 with Foley.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2020, 08:55:25 PM
Wow, yes. We were 12-1 with Vinny and 0-3 with Foley.
I almost answered "never" before I remembered 98 met the criteria.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 14, 2020, 09:30:30 PM
I almost answered "never" before I remembered 98 met the criteria.

Good call, my immediate guess would also be never. We've only won 11+ games 4 times in 61 seasons.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2020, 10:16:26 PM


Good call, my immediate guess would also be never. We've only won 11+ games 4 times in 61 seasons.

This fact made it much easier to narrow down the answer.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 14, 2020, 10:19:43 PM
Ewbank, Walton, Parcells and #KeepRex.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on December 15, 2020, 04:07:42 AM
Yeah I wasn’t talking about in a single season. I just meant how long has it been since we won 11 total games with our non expected starter at QB.

2020- 0
2019 - 0
2018 - 0
2017 - 1 (Bryce petty)
2016 - 0, unless we call Fitzpatrick the backup at seasons start then it’s 10, but he started week 1.


This exercise is depressing and I’m not even sure I’m doing it right. I had forgotten just how inept we have been this decade. It’s been 11 total wins in the past 3 seasons and I believe all of them were with Sam starting and then we won a random game against SF starting Petty in 2017. We have been atrocious with our starting QB outside of the Fitzmagic year and significantly worse without our starter.

I think we might have to go back to the Pre Sanchez years to get us to 11 wins without our starting QB and that’s almost incomprehensible
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 15, 2020, 01:32:10 PM
Yeah I wasn’t talking about in a single season. I just meant how long has it been since we won 11 total games with our non expected starter at QB.

2020- 0
2019 - 0
2018 - 0
2017 - 1 (Bryce petty)
2016 - 0, unless we call Fitzpatrick the backup at seasons start then it’s 10, but he started week 1.


This exercise is depressing and I’m not even sure I’m doing it right. I had forgotten just how inept we have been this decade. It’s been 11 total wins in the past 3 seasons and I believe all of them were with Sam starting and then we won a random game against SF starting Petty in 2017. We have been atrocious with our starting QB outside of the Fitzmagic year and significantly worse without our starter.

I think we might have to go back to the Pre Sanchez years to get us to 11 wins without our starting QB and that’s almost incomprehensible

We don't have a lot of wins since the Rex days, period. You mentioned 2015, I guess you could count that because Geno was supposed to be the starter. You could maybe count the 8-8 year in 2013 with a rookie Geno after Sanchez went down late in the pre-season. We won a game with Clemens at Tampa in 2009 when Sanchez hurt his knee sliding. We won the last game of 2010 with Brunell against a bad Buffalo team because we were locked into our playoff spot. Mike Vick I think won a game in 2014, might have been our tailgate game vs the Steelers.

Before Rex we had Favre who didn't miss games and Pennington, who missed a lot and we almost always lost when he was out.  In 2002 Vinny started the season and Pennington came in, I think he was 8-3 or 8-4 as the starter, and won a playoff game.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on December 15, 2020, 01:33:08 PM
freak Brett Favre
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 15, 2020, 02:16:51 PM
freak Brett Favre

This. Every time. Regardless of context.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 15, 2020, 02:37:33 PM
The only time I didn't hate Favre was the year he was here, and I was pissed we cut Pennington and signed him. Also the night he beat New England in the Super Bowl early in his career.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on December 15, 2020, 04:50:59 PM
Before Rex we had Favre who didn't miss games and Pennington, who missed a lot and we almost always lost when he was out.  In 2002 Vinny started the season and Pennington came in, I think he was 8-3 or 8-4 as the starter, and won a playoff game.
Jets legend Quincy Carter went 2-1 for us in 2004, I think.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 15, 2020, 05:24:40 PM
Jets legend Quincy Carter went 2-1 for us in 2004, I think.


He did, good call. I was at the one loss vs the Ravens, I think Ed Reed is still running.

Vinny also won a game in 2003 as Chad's backup vs Buffalo.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on December 15, 2020, 06:35:58 PM
So have we made it all the way back to Chad's '02 season before we managed to win 11 total games without our starting QB week 1?

Setting aside the Sanchez injury in Geno's rookie year, and the Fitzpatrick taking over for Geno having his jaw broken nonsense?

My freaking god that's unfathomably bad production without our starting QB
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 15, 2020, 06:57:31 PM
In 2007 Chad was hurt and ineffective, we won three games with Clemens late in the season. One vs a winless Miami team, like 0-11, an upset over Pittsburgh and an ugly OT Week 17 win over KC we were better off losing. So there's 3 more.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2020, 07:19:52 PM
So have we made it all the way back to Chad's '02 season before we managed to win 11 total games without our starting QB week 1?

Setting aside the Sanchez injury in Geno's rookie year, and the Fitzpatrick taking over for Geno having his jaw broken nonsense?

My freaking god that's unfathomably bad production without our starting QB

I feel like I want to know the stats for other teams winning 11 or more games with a backup QB before I judge the Jets, because I think that it's hard enough to win that many with your starter at the most important position.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: mj2sexay on December 15, 2020, 11:25:42 PM
Jets legend Quincy Carter went 2-1 for us in 2004, I think.

Quincy played really well in the three games for us that year under normal circumstance but especially considering he was about 6 weeks out of going to rehab.

I always viewed that guy as a huge what might have been, especially considering had he taken care of business in Dallas Tony Romo is probably available on waivers/on their practice squad.

I remember Vinny coming off of the couch in 05 when Chad and Fiedler both got hurt to beat what had been an undefeated Bucs team. On a related note, going into the 05 season (and unfortunately, the Favre year) is probably the last time I ever felt truly comfortable with who was in the quarterback room.

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2021, 10:26:03 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1345767147239329794?s=19
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2021, 10:40:13 AM
I’m still on the “trade for Wentz” bandwagon if the Eagles are sending premium picks with him. He can compete with whomever we draft, when he ultimately loses then he has nothing to bitch about
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2021, 10:42:38 AM
I’m still on the “trade for Wentz” bandwagon if the Eagles are sending premium picks with him. He can compete with whomever we draft, when he ultimately loses then he has nothing to bitch about
I can't imagine a realistic situation thats worth taking on that contract at his current play level.  We have the #2 pick.  If we want a new QB, we have the ammo to do it right.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2021, 10:49:11 AM
I can't imagine a realistic situation thats worth taking on that contract at his current play level.  We have the #2 pick.  If we want a new QB, we have the ammo to do it right.

I’m not advocating trading for Wentz and making him the starter. I’m advocating buy premium picks by taking on his salary from Philly. But I can’t imagine he gets traded unless they want to give up a 2 this year and a future 1, because I can’t see them giving up a top 5-10 pick to get him off the roster and free up the cap space this year.

If we were to do it, I’d be happy to let him compete for the starting job
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2021, 10:52:59 AM
I’m not advocating trading for Wentz and making him the starter. I’m advocating buy premium picks by taking on his salary from Philly. But I can’t imagine he gets traded unless they want to give up a 2 this year and a future 1, because I can’t see them giving up a top 5-10 pick to get him off the roster and free up the cap space this year.
I can't see the Eagles giving good picks away to take on his salary.  I don't know whether I would like the move or not, but if we got high picks it would make sense to do it. I just can't see the Eagles doing that.  Some team will bite for less.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2021, 11:58:38 AM
Pretty sure he still costs the Eagles something like $20M if they trade him because of accelerated bonus payments.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 03, 2021, 12:07:38 PM
Wentz can't go anywhere unless he restructures his deal and/or gives some money back.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2021, 03:50:24 PM
https://twitter.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1346823612628611073


bUt tHe lOcKeR rOoM iS iN rEvOlT
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 06, 2021, 03:52:25 PM
But Joe Judge said they ruined the NFL
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2021, 03:54:08 PM
But Joe Judge said they ruined the NFL

It was absolutely disgraceful the way the Eagles refused to allow the Giants to beat them in October.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 06, 2021, 04:23:30 PM
Perfect example of why tanking is complete nonsense. I get why fans would root for it, but expecting a team to actually execute it is ridiculous.

Also, didn't Hurts miss a wide open guy in the end zone? Not like he was tearing it up.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2021, 04:21:05 PM
https://twitter.com/myspotsupdate/status/1348716239397511168?s=21

This isn’t real right
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 11, 2021, 04:21:28 PM
https://twitter.com/myspotsupdate/status/1348716239397511168?s=21

This isn’t real right

No, it's not
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 11, 2021, 04:33:18 PM
Jeff McLane
@Jeff_McLane
·
26m
Jeffrey Lurie: "I would expect Duce Staley to be a candidate" for head coach. #Eagles
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: casman02 on January 11, 2021, 07:08:03 PM
Quote
Bleacher Report ➐
@BleacherReportx
Former Jets HC Adam Gase is the “early front runner” for the Eagles coaching vacancy following an interview this morning
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 11, 2021, 07:15:55 PM

Joke account
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2021, 07:23:20 PM
Joke account

nah @BleacherReportx is the gender neutral bleacher report pretty sure this is legit
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: casman02 on January 11, 2021, 07:23:43 PM
Joke account
Missed the x
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on January 11, 2021, 07:29:24 PM
Jeff McLane
@Jeff_McLane
·
26m
Jeffrey Lurie: "I would expect Duce Staley to be a candidate" for head coach. #Eagles

Is he even coaching in the league?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on January 11, 2021, 08:13:02 PM
Is he even coaching in the league?
Honestly Id take him on the Jets as RB in his current condition.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 11, 2021, 08:15:59 PM
Honestly Id take him on the Jets as RB in his current condition.
He's younger than Frank Gore*

*not factually correct
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 11, 2021, 08:17:45 PM
Is he even coaching in the league?

Eagles RBs coach and Assistant Head Coach.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: loyaljetsfan on January 12, 2021, 12:23:52 PM
Quote
Bleacher Report ➐
@BleacherReparod
Former Jets HC Adam Gase is the “early front runner” for the Eagles coaching vacancy following an interview this morning


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Want your team to crash and burn, Gase is your guy.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 12, 2021, 12:26:45 PM


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Want your team to crash and burn, Gase is your guy.

People really need to start reading Twitter handles before posting.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2021, 07:09:35 AM
I didn't read this, someone tell me if it's good

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1350412559598419968?s=19
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 16, 2021, 12:10:57 PM
I didn't read this, someone tell me if it's good

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1350412559598419968?s=19

It’s porn.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2021, 02:36:27 PM
Josh McDaniels interviewing with the Eagles tomorrow.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2021, 02:55:09 PM
Josh McDaniels interviewing with the Eagles tomorrow.
Jumping ship on Belichick...hate to see it
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2021, 03:10:44 PM
Jumping ship on Belichick...hate to see it
After the excrement he pulled with Indy he should never get another call again.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2021, 03:45:30 PM
After the excrement he pulled with Indy he should never get another call again.
It's still hilarious
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2021, 04:04:28 PM
After the excrement he pulled with Indy he should never get another call again.
It's still hilarious
I forgot that happened.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on January 16, 2021, 04:23:17 PM
I never made the connection at the time but I'll bet Josh McDaniels had his first conversation with Andrew Luck as HC and realized, "Oh excrement, this dude doesn't want to play football."  I know Luck went on to have a great final season but that had to be the reason.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Coach K on January 17, 2021, 10:28:52 AM
I never made the connection at the time but I'll bet Josh McDaniels had his first conversation with Andrew Luck as HC and realized, "Oh excrement, this dude doesn't want to play football."  I know Luck went on to have a great final season but that had to be the reason.
This makes sense

McDaniels could've built a dynasty with Luck

I wouldn't have taken the job either if I had the slightest inking Luck was done lol
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2021, 02:08:31 PM
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1352333001280131075?s=20

"Fairly smart, but not super smart."

LMAO
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2021, 03:15:24 PM
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1352333001280131075?s=20

"Fairly smart, but not super smart."

LMAO
My college apps
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 29, 2021, 01:34:48 PM
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1352333001280131075?s=20

"Fairly smart, but not super smart."

LMAO

https://twitter.com/adamlefkoe/status/1355234085870956553?s=10
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2021, 01:38:21 PM
https://twitter.com/adamlefkoe/status/1355234085870956553?s=10

oh no baby
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on January 29, 2021, 01:42:22 PM
Wow...
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2021, 01:54:48 PM
https://twitter.com/adamlefkoe/status/1355234085870956553?s=10

ahahaha
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: IATA on January 29, 2021, 01:57:09 PM
were gonna have fistums in place that are easier to learn
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2021, 02:36:31 PM
https://twitter.com/adamlefkoe/status/1355234085870956553?s=10
"The first part of being smart is knowing what to do."
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2021, 02:46:33 PM
"The first part of being smart is knowing what to do."
You are now hearing this to the tune of the Folgers jingle
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: loyaljetsfan on January 29, 2021, 02:47:09 PM
https://twitter.com/adamlefkoe/status/1355234085870956553?s=10

SBTG
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2021, 02:58:38 PM
"The first part of being smart is knowing what to do."

The first line of a never before seen Nathan for You episode
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on January 29, 2021, 03:04:04 PM
Coach Obvious.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on February 05, 2021, 08:52:33 PM
Quote
Philadelphia Inquirer's Jeff McLane reports the Eagles are "getting closer to trading" Carson Wentz.

This confirms reports from NFL Network and ESPN. Teams are making "aggressive offers" to the Eagles currently, and Wentz "wants to move on" from the organization that opted to draft his eventual replacement (Jalen Hurts) instead of adding more help in last year's draft. Philly will be taking on $33.8 million in dead money by trading him, but the relationship may be too fractured to keep him inside the building. The asking price is what's delaying a trade right now. McLane believes GM Howie Roseman is "probably" searching for multiple first-round picks after seeing what Matthew Stafford was traded for. It's unclear how many teams would be willing to give up even one first-round pick after Wentz finished 31st out of 32 quarterbacks in passing EPA per dropback, but the Colts and Bears are potential suitors. Both teams were involved in Stafford talks and currently sit outside of rookie quarterback striking distance.

Who the freak is giving a first round pick for Carson Wentz?  I know he had that one season but its just been three clumsy midgets in a Carson Wentz costume since then.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on February 05, 2021, 09:48:45 PM
If Wentz can garner a 1 with that contract, I fail to see why Sam could not
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on February 05, 2021, 10:34:53 PM
If Wentz can garner a 1 with that contract, I fail to see why Sam could not

Wentz was actually good once
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on February 06, 2021, 03:10:55 AM
If Wentz can garner a 1 with that contract, I fail to see why Sam could not

Philly will be eating almost 34 million of that contract
 I'm not sure it would be terrible for another team. Especially if they value him enough to warrant giving up a 1st round pick.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Derek Smalls on February 06, 2021, 02:56:42 PM
Very surprised people are willing to give up legitimate assets for Wentz, if that does prove to be the case.

You do wonder if we'd be better off trading Sam now or waiting. I assume Saleh and LaFleur and co. want to do more evaluating of Sam before they make a final decision.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2021, 03:09:45 PM
Very surprised people are willing to give up legitimate assets for Wentz, if that does prove to be the case.

You do wonder if we'd be better off trading Sam now or waiting. I assume Saleh and LaFleur and co. want to do more evaluating of Sam before they make a final decision.

Greg Bedard from the Boston Globe says that the Eagles' asking price was/is two 1sts. I find it hard to believe they'll get that given the current quality of the player and the size of his contract.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: bojanglesman on February 06, 2021, 05:13:13 PM
Greg Bedard from the Boston Globe says that the Eagles' asking price was/is two 1sts. I find it hard to believe they'll get that given the current quality of the player and the size of his contract.
I think part of the reason he might fetch more than we expect is that the Eagles will have a big chunk of his contract to eat.   Like $34 million.  The Eagles are expecting extra in return for that I guess.  I still agree that it's too much for him.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on February 11, 2021, 03:50:26 PM
Jaws says that the Colts have offered the Eagles a pair of 2s for Wentz.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on February 11, 2021, 03:52:22 PM
Jaws says that the Colts have offered the Eagles a pair of 2s for Wentz.

They should take that
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on February 11, 2021, 03:55:06 PM
They should take that

I think it's an OK deal for both teams, although the things we've been hearing about Wentz are not great he played his best football under Frank Reich.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on February 11, 2021, 03:57:52 PM
Jaws says that the Colts have offered the Eagles a pair of 2s for Wentz.
Lol....Roseman wants a pkg similar to what Detroit got for Stafford.  Good luck buddy
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on March 26, 2021, 01:50:37 PM
What the freak are you thinking trading away your 2022 1st round pick with Jalen Hurts at the helm? 

Fins are going to wind up with another top 3. 

edit: nm i stoopid
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on March 26, 2021, 01:51:40 PM
What the freak are you thinking trading away your 2022 1st round pick with Jalen Hurts at the helm? 

Fins are going to wind up with another top 3. 

Philly got Miami's pick.  They moved back to 12 and got MIA's 1st in 2022. 

u not stoopid
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2021, 08:55:24 PM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
·
3m
Former #Eagles DC Jim Schwartz is joining the #Titans with an official title still to be determined, per @brentdougherty
. It's a return to Tennessee for Schwartz, who was with the organization for 10 years from 1999-2008.


Schwartz's retirement lasted 4 months
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on July 28, 2021, 11:57:49 AM
TIL Zach Ertz was in the Lost Boys


(https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2021/07/GettyImages-1234267167-e1627491209475.jpg?resize=560,316)
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: casman02 on August 28, 2021, 10:48:18 AM
Guess the Eagles will be carrying 3 QBs next year
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on October 14, 2021, 10:58:10 PM
Eagles currently hold picks 5, 6, and 8.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2021, 11:01:17 AM
Quote
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
·
1m
The #Eagles and TE Dallas Goedert reached agreement on a four-year contract extension, sources say. The deal ranks top three amongst tight ends on an average-per-year basis.

Goedert, who was slated to be a free agent after the season, is now under contract in Philly thru 2025.
Quote
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
2m
Big move for the #Eagles, who give Dallas Goedert a 4-year, $57M extension with $35M guaranteed, source said.


JD can take him off the FA wish list.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on November 19, 2021, 11:14:55 AM
Didn't want him
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2021, 11:24:10 AM
Didn't want him

He would've been a nice addition.  But not at that price.  The draft can provide us a TE.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on November 19, 2021, 11:26:07 AM
He would've been a nice addition.  But not at that price.  The draft can provide us a TE.

I don’t want any balding players on this team
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2021, 12:27:17 PM
I don’t want any balding players on this team
Lisa Wilson's cooch is bald
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: insanity on November 19, 2021, 01:22:47 PM
Lisa Wilson's cooch is bald
Maybe she can play gord
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2021, 01:25:42 PM
Maybe she can play gord

those titties could fill the A ....and B gaps.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 19, 2021, 02:47:34 PM
I'm hesitant to rely on a tight end we take in the draft for immediate production. With a few exceptions, tight ends usually take a year or two before becoming difference-makers. For that reason, Mike Gesicki's one of my top targets in free agency.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 19, 2021, 02:50:55 PM
New England overpaid for them but it's unfortunate we weren't able to get one of Henry or Jonnu. Have to make up for that next offseason. Tired of having a big fat zero at tight end...
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on November 19, 2021, 03:14:24 PM
I'm hesitant to rely on a tight end we take in the draft for immediate production. With a few exceptions, tight ends usually take a year or two before becoming difference-makers. For that reason, Mike Gesicki's one of my top targets in free agency.
Gesicki is a good idea...im on board
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on November 19, 2021, 03:30:14 PM
I really like Gesicki.  I'd be pretty surprised if Miami lets him go. 

CJ Uzomah would be a good signing too. 

Tonyan coming off the ACL could be a bargain bin signing. 
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2021, 05:46:35 PM
I don’t want any balding players on this team

I thought it was just QBs you had hair stipulations for? There have been loads of great balding linemen and backers. All the testosterone makes their hair fall out early.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 19, 2021, 05:49:25 PM
I thought it was just QBs you had hair stipulations for? There have been loads of great balding linemen and backers. All the testosterone makes their hair fall out early.

These policies are producing excrement players. No more hair on offense.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2022, 03:40:04 PM
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1477746031014076423?t=Th0sqqUJ1FpfnxA6bKp_6g&s=19
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2022, 03:41:37 PM
This is the worst LOL title and it is unnecessary.

Edit: joint worst with Cincy and Washington.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 02, 2022, 03:42:32 PM
This is the worst LOL title and it is unnecessary.

Edit: joint worst with Cincy and Washington.

False on two counts.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on January 02, 2022, 03:43:04 PM
This is the worst LOL title and it is unnecessary.

Edit: joint worst with Cincy and Washington.

Philoldelphia?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2022, 03:47:55 PM
Philoldelphia?
This might have been what it was originally.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 26, 2022, 10:08:40 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
32s
Long-time, decorated #Eagles guard Brandon Brooks announces his retirement from the NFL.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on July 11, 2022, 05:27:34 PM
Mocking the Philly beat

https://twitter.com/1kalwaysopen_/status/1546511030620135424?s=20&t=XR9HeA5v-rcl3HCGiuvQOw
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on August 29, 2022, 12:14:54 PM
Quote
Eagles released S Jaquiski Tartt.

Tartt started 14 games for the 49ers last year, totaling one pass defense and five TFLs. He has 80 career starts to his name. His inability to make the Eagles roster comes as something of a surprise. Tartt should find another home as secondary depth for 2022.

I wonder if we're going to go after him.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on August 29, 2022, 12:22:18 PM
I wonder if we're going to go after him.

I wish we'd sign him as a hybrid linebacker
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: reuben on November 03, 2022, 11:06:54 PM
https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1588333867886612480 (https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1588333867886612480)
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on November 04, 2022, 04:07:32 AM
https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1588333867886612480 (https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1588333867886612480)

If JD were to do the same after we win a ring and fans get bitchy three years later, we would all worship the guy


Hopefully he has that chance
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: delavan on November 28, 2022, 03:10:22 AM
Gay Eagles Gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ujS__0MQMo
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on December 21, 2022, 08:50:53 AM
https://twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1605190288468738053?s=20&t=Y_fDbLEeoU5_wkBw1ectoA
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on February 01, 2023, 12:39:04 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/01/eagles-josh-sills-indicted-on-rape-kidnapping-charges-days-before-super-bowl
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on February 01, 2023, 12:53:48 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/01/eagles-josh-sills-indicted-on-rape-kidnapping-charges-days-before-super-bowl

Go Chiefs
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: delavan on April 17, 2023, 10:30:39 AM
https://www.nfl.com/news/jalen-hurts-eagles-five-year-255-million-contract-extension

The Eagles and their superstar quarterback agreed to terms Monday on a fiive-year, $255 million contract extension that makes him the highest-paid player in NFL history, per sources. The team later announced the deal.

Hurts' deal has $179.304 million in total guarantees, including $110 million fully guaranteed at signing and $126.5 million fully guaranteed by March 2024, as well as the first no-trade clause in Eagles history -- another sign of the franchise's faith in Hurts, who is still only 24 years old.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on April 17, 2023, 04:40:52 PM
That is insane.

Lamar has got to be livid right now.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on April 17, 2023, 05:43:39 PM
That is insane.

Lamar has got to be livid right now.

Why?
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on April 17, 2023, 08:31:00 PM
Why?
Because he wants to play for the Jets
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Coach K on May 10, 2023, 08:36:35 AM
https://twitter.com/GOATED_LF/status/1655937112150253570?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1655937112150253570%7Ctwgr%5E65a1655c57df88ec3dfd31a0b12f17a39120b952%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sportsmockery.com%2Funcategorized%2Fit-didnt-take-long-for-jalen-carter-to-justify-bears-decision-to-pass-on-him%2F

Jalen carter doing his heel promo as a mentally retarded blood


Got sloppy fat and lazy on his pro day and wants to pretend he's official.

Only people he killed were those he raced

Does he get a teardrop tattod on Lightning McQueen then. That's at least a red car
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on September 15, 2023, 10:21:47 AM
https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1702512367106498803?s=20

what makes this hilarious is that AJ Brown is a captain.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 15, 2023, 10:22:49 AM
what makes this hilarious is that AJ Brown is a captain.

AJ Brown and Elijah Moore, meant for each other
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 15, 2023, 10:38:15 AM
AJ Brown and Elijah Moore, meant for each other

“Everyone else is out to get you, AJ!”
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on September 15, 2023, 10:44:31 AM
“Everyone else is out to get you, AJ!”

Your team is 2-0 but you are being PERSECUTED! 
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 15, 2023, 04:48:53 PM
AJ Brown and Elijah Moore, meant for each other

i was thinking about this connection as soon as i saw that excrement

no wonder they in love with each other
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on October 23, 2023, 03:49:36 PM
Eagles traded for S Kevin Byard
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on October 23, 2023, 03:51:07 PM
Full trade details



https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1716539012008010193?t=dGqHs5yY21999JxRwbHrEA&s=19
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Libero_2 on October 23, 2023, 03:59:45 PM
Full trade details



https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1716539012008010193?t=dGqHs5yY21999JxRwbHrEA&s=19

This right here is a type of move I’d expected us to be in on this year if Rodgers was healthy. Keeping adding and finding ways to improve the weaker areas of the team. Given it’s Zach, we might not make this kind of move right now. But next year I suspect we do.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 23, 2023, 07:40:42 PM
I'd take DHop if they're sellng...
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on October 23, 2023, 08:29:06 PM
I'd take DHop if they're sellng...

As long as he’s not a queynte when he gets here
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: dcm1602 on October 23, 2023, 08:32:05 PM
I'd rather see the Jets reach out to Corey Davis instead. At least he's someone you know would have some patience with Zach and has familiarity with the offense (I also have no idea if the details of why he retired ever came out)
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on October 23, 2023, 08:50:30 PM
I'd rather see the Jets reach out to Corey Davis instead. At least he's someone you know would have some patience with Zach and has familiarity with the offense (I also have no idea if the details of why he retired ever came out)
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Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 23, 2023, 08:58:37 PM
I imagine the Jets reach out to Davis before anyone else.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2024, 07:52:13 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1747236250736595250

Feels like that team is ready to pretty much fall apart.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on January 16, 2024, 09:10:34 AM
Feels like that team is ready to pretty much fall apart.

They lost 6 of their last 7 games.  They fell apart weeks ago.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2024, 09:14:41 AM
They lost 6 of their last 7 games.  They fell apart weeks ago.
They should have fallen apart earlier for a higher draft pick.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2024, 09:28:34 AM
They should have fallen apart earlier for a higher draft pick.

this doesn't work if you make the playoffs
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2024, 09:31:55 AM
this doesn't work if you make the playoffs
That was their crucial mistake, making the postseason.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: MBGreen on January 16, 2024, 09:50:08 AM
That was their crucial mistake, making the postseason.

I have no opinion...no idea what "making the postsason" is.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2024, 11:37:44 AM
They lost 6 of their last 7 games.  They fell apart weeks ago.

Let me rephrase. It feels like a lot of that roster is ready to retire / quit / walk away, and force a rebuild.
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2024, 07:54:29 PM
https://twitter.com/MongoFeliciano/status/1757568603333812623
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: delavan on April 25, 2024, 09:53:10 PM
AJ Brown 3/96M extension

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1783643523729780745

Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 25, 2024, 09:58:31 PM
These assholes always luck into whatever they need at their pick
Title: Re: EAGLOLS
Post by: Heismanberg on April 25, 2024, 10:14:51 PM
These assholes always luck into whatever they need at their pick

There's a guy on Twitter that is one of the best secondary evaluators around that absolutely hates Mitchell