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Title: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on August 05, 2015, 02:06:24 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/05/justin-gilbert-looking-like-another-browns-bust/

2 first rounders, likely missed badly on both.  Damn that's bad.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on August 05, 2015, 02:18:23 PM
the laughter still hasn't died over the Brandon Weeden pick
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Post by: Heismanberg on August 05, 2015, 02:30:22 PM
I think Manziel still has a chance in this league. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on August 05, 2015, 02:31:01 PM
I think Manziel still has a chance in this league. 

I think he does too....just needs to keep his nose clean.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on August 05, 2015, 02:32:53 PM
I think he does too....just needs to keep his nose clean.

quite literally.
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Post by: Badger on August 05, 2015, 02:38:57 PM
PFT sucks.
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Post by: IATA on September 23, 2015, 08:39:25 AM
Manziel loses starting role to McCown in week 3. I can only assume theyre blaming Manziels 4 fumbles.

ehhhhh
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Post by: Heismanberg on September 23, 2015, 10:42:50 AM
excrement organization
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 23, 2015, 11:46:24 AM
excrement organization

They're named correctly then.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on September 23, 2015, 11:46:38 AM
excrement organization
Quote
Pettine: Josh McCown gives us the best opportunity to win.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on September 23, 2015, 12:41:56 PM
excrement organization

There is nothing wrong with sitting him.  He is still learning and the talent around him isn't great.  You tell him he did a good job filling in for Josh and we're really happy with your progression.  Manziel wasn't very effective in the first 2 weeks.  He made a couple of nice TD throws to Benjamin but it wasn't like he made a good read you see Cover 0 or Cover 1 on a play action with your fastest receiver and know he's open.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on September 23, 2015, 12:46:03 PM
There is nothing wrong with sitting him.

There's potentially a lot wrong with sitting him.  They spent a high draft pick on him and he just won them a game.

If McCown comes in and does well, it's a different story.  But we all know that's highly unlikely.  It's a potential disaster move for their front office and coaching staff.  The fans will turn on them quickly if this decision fails.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: JFIF on September 23, 2015, 01:02:29 PM
They're named correctly then.

lol. I love how your swear filter is on
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Post by: Johnny English on September 23, 2015, 01:45:09 PM
lol. I love how your swear filter is on

Puck is one of the people we put it in place for, he's always had issues with his work firewall picking up profanities and flagging the site.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on September 23, 2015, 01:48:30 PM
Puck is one of the people we put it in place for, he's always had issues with his work firewall picking up profanities and flagging the site.

Funny that the most prolific curser on here can't view the site due to cursing. 

The mods should change his name to Miami freak and remove the filter so he can't see anything.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on September 23, 2015, 02:42:03 PM
Puck is one of the people we put it in place for, he's always had issues with his work firewall picking up profanities and flagging the site.

I have zero issues with it, thank you for it. It's only a couple of months before I can get the hell out of that place anyhow.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 30, 2015, 10:54:04 PM
Wow, didn't see that coming. Good news, we're not the Browns.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on December 01, 2015, 05:58:17 AM
Wow, didn't see that coming. Good news, we're not the Browns.

The Browns are going to build a dynasty if they keep drafting in the top ten.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Coach K on December 01, 2015, 07:53:51 AM
Lol he just can't learn

Fuckin mook
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 01, 2015, 08:11:02 AM
wat
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Coach K on December 01, 2015, 08:19:58 AM
wat

manziel, hes a freaking moron. what more do you need to hear? Benching him after a win was pretty stupid, I'll give you that. So was going out and doing the one thing your not supposed to given your history, a week into being handed the starting job.

sad part is i think he can play. Pettine mightve screwed the pooch, but I dunno how else do you get through to this freaking kid. he still thinks hes at basketball games holding Drakes hand. im pretty sure Hotline Bling is about their romance going sour.

I will say, subbing in Austin Davis after McCown went down was pretty stupid


this is what happens when a shitty franchise drafts a retard. I hope he gets his excrement together, because he is fun to watch. Also , with this last generation of QB's with only a few years left, hes in a prime spot to become a premier player. Only if he can stop drinking in public.

I dont understand with his money why he doesnt just throw huge blowouts at his place and have secruity confiscate all recording devices upon entry.

oh well. freak the browns anyways, theyre cursed.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on December 01, 2015, 11:12:54 AM
manziel, hes a freaking moron. what more do you need to hear? Benching him after a win was pretty stupid, I'll give you that. So was going out and doing the one thing your not supposed to given your history, a week into being handed the starting job.

sad part is i think he can play. Pettine mightve screwed the pooch, but I dunno how else do you get through to this freaking kid.

How do I reach these keeeeeds?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on December 01, 2015, 11:15:23 AM
How do I reach these keeeeeds?

That's easy, hookers and blow are music to Manzels ears.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 01, 2015, 11:16:14 AM
manziel, hes a freaking moron. what more do you need to hear? Benching him after a win was pretty stupid, I'll give you that. So was going out and doing the one thing your not supposed to given your history, a week into being handed the starting job.

sad part is i think he can play. Pettine mightve screwed the pooch, but I dunno how else do you get through to this freaking kid. he still thinks hes at basketball games holding Drakes hand. im pretty sure Hotline Bling is about their romance going sour.

I will say, subbing in Austin Davis after McCown went down was pretty stupid


this is what happens when a shitty franchise drafts a retard. I hope he gets his excrement together, because he is fun to watch. Also , with this last generation of QB's with only a few years left, hes in a prime spot to become a premier player. Only if he can stop drinking in public.

I dont understand with his money why he doesnt just throw huge blowouts at his place and have secruity confiscate all recording devices upon entry.

oh well. freak the browns anyways, theyre cursed.

I don't necessarily disagree with any of this, but Austin Davis isn't why they lost last night. He got them the tying TD and back in position for a shot at the winning FG.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Coach K on December 01, 2015, 11:22:08 AM
I don't necessarily disagree with any of this, but Austin Davis isn't why they lost last night. He got them the tying TD and back in position for a shot at the winning FG.

He did a solid job and they lost on a fluke play. Well amazing return but the circumstances for thst were insane.

I just don't think someone like Manziel learns from that. That's an NCAA punishment.

Go for the win. He's good enough to start. He's at least good enough to come in out the dunce cap corner to try to get a W
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 01, 2015, 11:27:08 AM
He did a solid job and they lost on a fluke play. Well amazing return but the circumstances for thst were insane.

I just don't think someone like Manziel learns from that. That's an NCAA punishment.

Go for the win. He's good enough to start. He's at least good enough to come in out the dunce cap corner to try to get a W

Manziel needs to grow up, that's on him. The one thing the coach can control is playing time, so I can see where Pettine was coming from, and he got away with it from a QB standpoint at least for that game. At 2-8 or whatever, maybe in the big picture the lesson was more important than the game, however it turned out.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2015, 10:51:57 AM
Manziel is back to being the starting QB next week. That's assuming he doesn't go out this week and get shitfaced on camera, which is far from a given.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on December 07, 2015, 11:06:46 AM
I put this in the wrong thread:

(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/gEjfX.XsfXoSytQKFVM2VA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztmaT1maWxsO2g9NzAwO2lsPXBsYW5lO3B5b2ZmPTA7cT03NTt3PTEwMTE-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/54445d98bc1acd36890f6a706700db31.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2016, 05:55:56 PM
Rand Getlin ‏@Rand_Getlin
In speaking with multiple sources, there's a sense within the #Browns org that Sunday will be the last time Mike Pettine coaches the team.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on January 01, 2016, 06:12:02 PM
He was freaking retarded taking that job in the first place.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Tommy on January 01, 2016, 06:22:46 PM
I met him at training camp back in 2010. He seemed like such a pompous poopchute.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: ScotlandJet on January 02, 2016, 12:02:57 PM
He was freaking retarded taking that job in the first place.

He was desperate to be a HC and was treacherous to get there; freak him.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on January 02, 2016, 12:17:06 PM
He was desperate to be a HC and was treacherous to get there; freak him.

As such, I think he probably never gets another HC shot at the NFL level.

Nobody will hold failure in Cleveland against him, but nobody else would have considered him as a HC candidate but the Browns before, and I doubt anybody does now.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: JFIF on January 02, 2016, 12:19:24 PM
I met him at training camp back in 2010. He seemed like such a pompous poopchute.


I wouldn't expect someone who spends 14-15 hours a day working with players and watching film to be a jovial fellow.



Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2016, 07:32:08 AM
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Ian Rapoport: #Browns coach Mike Pettine lost Jimmy Haslam's confidence. Example: To players losing to KC, he guaranteed victory. They rolled their eyes.

Another Pettine example: Before 2nd #Bengals game, he told players Saturday night he might be getting fired & they hadn't done their part.

#Browns coach Mike Pettine asked Jimmy Haslam Fri. if he'd be kept. Haslam didn't say. But Haslam had already made calls to begin the search

#Browns GM Ray Farmer may be fired without ever hiring a coach. Had 2 top picks forced on him: Manziel (Haslam's call), Gilbert (Pettine's)

Lol
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: casman02 on January 03, 2016, 05:08:33 PM
Lauren Brill ‏@LaurenBrill5  3m3 minutes ago
Browns team source tells me Justin Gilbert told coaches he wouldn't go into game today. #browns
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2016, 05:09:34 PM
Lauren Brill ‏@LaurenBrill5  3m3 minutes ago
Browns team source tells me Justin Gilbert told coaches he wouldn't go into game today. #browns

Gilbert for Milliner straight up.

Do it.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2016, 05:20:46 PM
Gilbert for Milliner straight up.

Do it.
No thanks.  Neither.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 05:45:02 PM
No thanks.  Neither.

Scrub for scrub. I'd do it just so we get a look at Gilbert, it's not like we're keeping Milliner so anything better than a broken tackle sled for him is a good bit of business. Gilbert has a lot of talent.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: casman02 on January 03, 2016, 07:07:43 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX1nY-_WsAAXBlU.png)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 07:42:33 PM
Nate Ulrich ‏@NateUlrichABJ
#Browns announced they've fired coach Mike Pettine, GM Ray Farmer
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Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 07:52:00 PM
Manziel in Dallas would be such a mess

True hed be better than most backups Romo has had recently, but the guy would have no chance at success.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 08:13:55 PM
I think Dallas is by far his best chance of success. He has fans, family, a support network, a solid locker room and a great veteran to learn from.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 08:15:23 PM
I think Dallas is by far his best chance of success. He has fans, family, a support network, a solid locker room and a great veteran to learn from.

And an owner that will support him being a jerkoff and probably even go party with him

Throw Manziel with someone like Belichick that will discipline him into the ground.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 08:17:10 PM
And an owner that will support him being a jerkoff and probably even go party with him

Throw Manziel with someone like Belichick that will discipline him into the ground.

Your first statement is stupid and your second is naive.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2016, 08:26:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX1nY-_WsAAXBlU.png)

You gotta be shitting me. He didn't show up on time, morning of the game?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 08:27:47 PM
You gotta be shitting me. He didn't show up on time, morning of the game?

I mean he was declared out due to a concussion

But its still pretty bad
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on January 03, 2016, 09:17:17 PM
And an owner that will support him being a jerkoff and probably even go party with him

Throw Manziel with someone like Belichick that will discipline him into the ground.
He would get cut in NE pretty quickly, if he didn't quit.  Not that they'd ever sign him.

I hope he goes to Dallas. It'll either work or he'll give us all lolz.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on January 03, 2016, 11:21:09 PM
Ha slam said he's hiring a coach before a Gm
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2016, 01:38:49 AM
Ha slam said he's hiring a coach before a Gm
(http://www.soundfinder.jp/img/products/102135/1336316400/4fa78417-5bfc-47ce-ad2c-728e7697bade/668946.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: JFIF on January 04, 2016, 02:01:54 AM
let the boys be boys
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Post by: Cane on January 04, 2016, 04:37:00 AM

Ha slam said he's hiring a coach before a Gm

An active decision to be terrible. I like it.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Coach K on January 04, 2016, 04:51:59 AM
If Johnny Walker white played the Browns mightve won.

Oh well


Zeeeeeeke
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Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2016, 10:54:14 AM
Scrub for scrub. I'd do it just so we get a look at Gilbert, it's not like we're keeping Milliner so anything better than a broken tackle sled for him is a good bit of business. Gilbert has a lot of talent.

Mary Kay Cabot ‏@MaryKayCabot 3m3 minutes ago Ohio, USA

#Browns Justin Gilbert admitted he "missed a ton of meetings last year." Why? "hard sleeper". nothing deeper than that? "no"


kid sounds like an idiot.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on January 04, 2016, 11:19:36 AM
Mary Kay Cabot ‏@MaryKayCabot 3m3 minutes ago Ohio, USA

#Browns Justin Gilbert admitted he "missed a ton of meetings last year." Why? "hard sleeper". nothing deeper than that? "no"


kid sounds like an idiot.
Yeah we could turn this kid around.....bet you a bridge
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2016, 11:33:36 AM
He sounds dumb as a box of rocks, but why wouldn't you have a look at him in camp when it costs you nothing?
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Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2016, 11:48:47 AM
He sounds dumb as a box of rocks, but why wouldn't you have a look at him in camp when it costs you nothing?

I'll counter that with why waste your time on someone who treats this job as a "right" and not a privilege. 

I get that it's Cleveland, but you still need to show some professionalism.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2016, 11:50:43 AM
I'll counter that with why waste your time on someone who treats this job as a "right" and not a privilege. 

I get that it's Cleveland, but you still need to show some professionalism.

Absolutely. He'd have to prove himself in training camp, but that's what it's for. The guy has talent.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2016, 11:52:41 AM
Absolutely. He'd have to prove himself in training camp, but that's what it's for. The guy has talent.

Of course he does....but so did Josh Gordon and Justin Blackmon.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2016, 11:54:25 AM
Some turn it around with the right coaching, some don't. I wouldn't assume that a player coming from the graveyard of ambition that is Cleveland is necessarily a lost cause.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2016, 11:14:56 AM
the Browns hired some guy from the Mets to be their Chief Strategy Officer. 


Fun fact:  this guy was the character played by Jonah Hill in Moneyball.


Don't ever change, Jimmy Haslam.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: ons on January 05, 2016, 11:18:56 AM
the Browns hired some guy from the Mets to be their Chief Strategy Officer.

freak Haslam, DePo was widely considered to be the frontrunner for the Mets GM position when Alderson inevitably leaves.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2016, 11:21:30 AM
freak Haslam, DePo was widely considered to be the frontrunner for the Mets GM position when Alderson inevitably leaves.

Now you guys have Ricciardi waiting in the wings.  #RIP
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2016, 12:14:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs
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Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2016, 12:56:09 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter  3m3 minutes ago
As @PSchrags alluded, Cleveland source says Browns' QB RGIII has a "potentially serious" shoulder injury. Testing today.

The jinx lives on.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on September 12, 2016, 01:40:11 PM
Update: placed on IR with a fractured coracoid bone, whatever one of those is. Won't be eligible to return until week 10.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 12, 2016, 01:56:27 PM
Holy excrement. Robert Glass III. What a shame.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
Wow. That sucks.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 12, 2016, 03:00:42 PM
Holy excrement. Robert Glass III. What a shame.

I thought his grandfather was pretty good in Unbreakable.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on September 12, 2016, 04:36:56 PM
Dudes career has to be on life support at this point

I wouldn't want him as more than a #2. And who wants a #2 that's made of glass
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2016, 04:38:34 PM
I guess he's essentially washed up Michael Vick minus the dog stuff and a few years.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on September 12, 2016, 05:16:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hisPV.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on September 12, 2016, 09:13:03 PM
I guess he's essentially washed up Michael Vick minus the dog stuff and a few years.


Except Vick was good

Rg3 had 15 minutes of fame
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2016, 09:22:38 PM
Except Vick was good

Rg3 had 15 minutes of fame
True. Vick was better and had even more athletic ability.  Both never lived up to what they should have been. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on September 12, 2016, 11:16:20 PM
He's a midget with a very small stature and he thinks he's a freaking running back. I am not sure he knows what some of the most stout running backs look like now but he should probably check them out. He plays like an idiot, he takes too many dumb hits and his body can't take them.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on September 12, 2016, 11:29:38 PM
He's a midget

He's 6'2
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on September 12, 2016, 11:52:50 PM
He's 6'2

It doesn't matter about the basic premise. he's too slight to take the hits he does.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 13, 2016, 05:20:09 AM
He's 6'2

Slightly taller than Guinness then.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on September 20, 2016, 12:00:25 AM
Charlie Whitehurst is their new guy.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on September 21, 2016, 06:00:22 PM
Corey Coleman broke his hand.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 21, 2016, 06:52:32 PM
They're going to have to start inviting fans to play.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on December 10, 2016, 11:57:58 AM
Apparently people are expecting the Browns to pay high for Garoppolo from the Pats

Typical freaking NFL, the Patriots get rich feeding off the NFLs worst franchises
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 10, 2016, 01:02:52 PM
Apparently people are expecting the Browns to pay high for Garoppolo from the Pats

Typical freaking NFL, the Patriots get rich feeding off the NFLs worst franchises

Garoppolo looks like he might be good, so I'm quite happy to see the filth trade him away.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Pope on December 10, 2016, 02:09:26 PM
Apparently people are expecting the Browns to pay high for Garoppolo from the Pats

Typical freaking NFL, the Patriots get rich feeding off the NFLs worst franchises
That's gonna be two first round picks
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on December 10, 2016, 02:33:17 PM
Garoppolo looks like he might be good, so I'm quite happy to see the filth trade him away.

When's the last time the Patriots ended up trading a player without off the field problems that ended up being really good for the other team?
Garoppolo looks like he might be good, so I'm quite happy to see the filth trade him away.

Garoppolo will be in the final year of his rookie contract. And they're not going to tag him with Brady still playing at a high level, and there's no reason he would stay as a backup for peanuts when he could get a monster contract as an UFA.

The Patriots trading him for a bounty isn't something a Jets fan should want. Even if he had high level talent Brady ensure he would never see the field on his contract
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2017, 03:53:12 PM
#Browns Jackson said he wouldn't want Kizer out until 1 in morning at a bar on Friday. Channel 19 has video of it
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 31, 2017, 03:51:56 PM
The Browns and Bengals tried to work out a deal to send McCarron over to Cleveland before the deadline, but they couldn't get it done. Supposedly "close."

Quote
Adam Schefter ‏Verified account @AdamSchefter 15m15 minutes ago

Bengals and Browns tried, but failed, to complete trade for QB AJ McCarron before deadline, per sources. Deal was “close”; not finalized.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: guinness77 on October 31, 2017, 07:04:38 PM
The Browns and Bengals tried to work out a deal to send McCarron over to Cleveland before the deadline, but they couldn't get it done. Supposedly "close."

Supposedly the deal was done but the Browns didn't get the necessary paperwork in in time.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 31, 2017, 07:57:02 PM
New report saying the Browns sent the Bengals a signed paper, but the Bengals sent a signed paper to the league that didn't have the Browns signature on it.

Who knows. Either way, it would be funny if McCarron had to play against the Browns later in the year.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 31, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote
Grossi says that apparently the Browns were celebrating their trade and forgot to call in the deal before the deadline...
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on October 31, 2017, 09:39:23 PM
Why couldn't this excrement happen when we traded for Tebow?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on October 31, 2017, 10:14:00 PM

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Grossi says that apparently the Browns were celebrating their trade and forgot to call in the deal before the deadline...


That's just the Brownsiest sentence I've ever read. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 01, 2017, 09:42:28 AM
Thank the football gods for the Browns. They make the Jets look competent.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 01, 2017, 04:12:02 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2017/11/bengals_did_receive_email_from.html
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2017, 11:23:52 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/some-browns-coaches-believe-gm-sashi-brown-intentionally-scuttled-mccarron-trade/amp/

The Browns make Rex and Tanny look like McCarthy and Thompson.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2017, 04:53:30 PM
botching the trade for mccarron makes them look stupid...but passing over Wentz was worse, imo.

they'll probably clean house this off-season
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on November 05, 2017, 04:59:50 PM
botching the trade for mccarron makes them look stupid...but passing over Wentz was worse, imo.

they'll probably clean house this off-season
Sounds like the coach and GM aren't on good terms. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on November 15, 2017, 10:18:44 AM
There is still a scenario where the Browns can earn a first round bye: https://playoffpredictors.com/Football/CustomLeague/SchedulePicker/1f8f57dd-231b-4d5b-8d41-b016ce542935/?L=EzCMLdOlT8GLJe9nIejaMXVPOPFIxNKVciM7WAok3O5i6y2YwrJLZ67ig2KDWvKpzwAGaZKA
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 15, 2017, 10:29:43 AM
There is still a scenario where the Browns can earn a first round bye: https://playoffpredictors.com/Football/CustomLeague/SchedulePicker/1f8f57dd-231b-4d5b-8d41-b016ce542935/?L=EzCMLdOlT8GLJe9nIejaMXVPOPFIxNKVciM7WAok3O5i6y2YwrJLZ67ig2KDWvKpzwAGaZKA

I buy all of that right up to the point at which the Giants have five wins.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on December 14, 2017, 10:47:14 AM
https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/941344300088033280
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 07:38:07 AM
Matt Miller‏Verified account @nfldraftscout · 13h13 hours ago 

And just like that, the #Browns own picks No. 1 and No. 4 overall.




good chance the Browns end up with a QB and a stud Tackle or Saquon....no wonder Dorsey took that GM job.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: sg3 on December 18, 2017, 07:54:47 AM
Knowing the Browns the question is

Who will they take with the first overall pick in April 2019?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 07:58:32 AM
Knowing the Browns the question is

Who will they take with the first overall pick in April 2019?

Normally when it comes to the browns, I'd agree with you.  But Dorsey did a pretty decent job building the roster in KC before he was canned (still can't believe that happened).

I would say based on his resume, Cleveland's cap space and their draft pick firepower....he's going to turn that franchise around pretty damn quick.


Hell, I would even keep Hue Jackson.  Despite his shitty record, I still think he's a pretty good offensive mind.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:04:55 AM
How can you consistently excrement on Todd Bowles and then praise Hue Jackson?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:07:00 AM
How can you consistently excrement on Todd Bowles and then praise Hue Jackson?

I didn't praise him, but he was dealt a shittier hand than Bowles.  The clown who was running the Browns before Dorsey was terrible.


Bowles is a great DC,  I'm not sold on him as a HC...sorry.  He's a quieter, more reserved version of Rex Ryan.



you're willing to give Bowles and his CS another year, but Hue shouldn't get one with better mgmt. at the helm?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:14:58 AM
I didn't praise him, but he was dealt a shittier hand than Bowles.  The clown who was running the Browns before Dorsey was terrible.


Bowles is a great DC,  I'm not sold on him as a HC...sorry.  He's a quieter, more reserved version of Rex Ryan.



you're willing to give Bowles and his CS another year, but Hue shouldn't get one with better mgmt. at the helm?

It has nothing to do with management.  He was hired to coach the players on that roster.

Hue Jackson hasn’t won a game.  That roster is on par with the NYJ roster.  Bowles has a garbage roster competing with good, playoff caliber teams on a consistent basis.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:16:55 AM
If you want to rebuild something, it takes time.  To me, this team is on the right track.

A lot of the young players are developing.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:20:27 AM
It has nothing to do with management.  He was hired to coach the players on that roster.

Hue Jackson hasn’t won a game.  That roster is on par with the NYJ roster.  Bowles has a garbage roster competing with good, playoff caliber teams on a consistent basis.

I don't agree with that.  Mgmt is responsible for providing the best roster they can for their coach.  If Dorsey remakes that roster into something better, and Hue still fucks that up...then i'll agree with you.

Bowles is basically in the same boat, except the Jets FO is more competent.

I also don't agree with Bowles having his team compete on a consistent basis....maybe for home games, but on the road that's not happening.  The games in Denver and TB were an embarrassment.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:21:50 AM
If you want to rebuild something, it takes time.  To me, this team is on the right track.

A lot of the young players are developing.

Yes it takes time...we're on the same page there. I just don't agree that Bowles is the guy to drive it.  If he proves me wrong, great, wouldn't be the first time.  But he hasn't yet....and he's been here 3 years.

I sat through 4 trash years with Rex, I don't want to do that again.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2017, 09:22:00 AM
It has nothing to do with management.  He was hired to coach the players on that roster.

Hue Jackson hasn’t won a game.  That roster is on par with the NYJ roster.  Bowles has a garbage roster competing with good, playoff caliber teams on a consistent basis.


Hahaha the Jets even won with a cast off QB from that team. What do you expect from Moron Butthole?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:22:14 AM
The only things Bowles and Ryan have in common are their defensive backgrounds and coaching the Jets.  They are not similar.  Bowles doesn't let his players run the show.  He also isn't loyal to a fault like Ryan was.  Ryan had much better rosters when he was in New York and tore them down with Tannenbaum/Idzik.  Bowles is competing with the mess that they made.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:23:29 AM
I sat through 4 trash years with Rex, I don't want to do that again.

Ryan thought he could win championships with what he had and made a bunch of reactionary, win-now moves. 

That's why this team is in the state that it's in now.  That's why this team was projected to win one or two games. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:24:30 AM
The only things Bowles and Ryan have in common are their defensive backgrounds and coaching the Jets.  They are not similar.  Bowles doesn't let his players run the show.  He also isn't loyal to a fault like Ryan was.  Ryan had much better rosters when he was in New York and tore them down with Tannenbaum/Idzik.  Bowles is competing with the mess that they made.

How many years are you willing to give Bowles?  my leash is short....but that's because I hated the last 4 years with Rex and I'm tired of seeing other excrement teams turn it around faster. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:27:54 AM
I don't agree with that.  Mgmt is responsible for providing the best roster they can for their coach.  If Dorsey remakes that roster into something better, and Hue still fucks that up...then i'll agree with you.

In the end, you have to play with who you have.  You want to fire a guy that is competing with a torn down roster.  This will take time.  2018 will be an up-and-down season too, especially if we draft a quarterback. 

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I also don't agree with Bowles having his team compete on a consistent basis....maybe for home games, but on the road that's not happening.  The games in Denver and TB were an embarrassment.

The Jets beat Buffalo, Jacksonville, and Kansas City.  These are playoff caliber football teams.

The Jets lost to Carolina, New England, and Atlanta by one score or less.  Two of these teams are Super Bowl contenders.  Aside from Ingram's late TD, the Jets hung with New Orleans yesterday too. 

6 of 9 losses have been decided by one score or less. 

Bowles has this team competing against much better competition...with Josh McCown and Bryce Petty at QB. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:27:59 AM
Ryan thought he could win championships with what he had and made a bunch of reactionary, win-now moves. 

That's why this team is in the state that it's in now.  That's why this team was projected to win one or two games. 

In 2017, I was willing to take the 1 or 2 win season to get a QB.  I hate losing, man.  But I was willing to crack a few eggs to make the omelet this season.  Tanking is freaking stupid, but we need a QB.  A really good one would probably make Bowles look like a decent coach.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:31:23 AM
How many years are you willing to give Bowles?  my leash is short....but that's because I hated the last 4 years with Rex and I'm tired of seeing other excrement teams turn it around faster. 

I'd give him until 2019.  If this team takes a step back or stays stagnant next year, then everyone should go.

But they have been gearing up for this since the beginning.  The first season was just a mirage.  He was winning with a pretty bad team then too.  Fitzpatrick just played out of his mind until the shoe dropped at the end of 2015. 

This was the plan.  Tear down what Tannenbaum and Idzik built for Ryan.  Maccagnan and Bowles have four premium picks in the first three rounds and $83M in cap space (before Wilkerson gets released). 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2017, 09:33:06 AM
In 2017, I was willing to take the 1 or 2 win season to get a QB.  I hate losing, man.  But I was willing to crack a few eggs to make the omelet this season.  Tanking is freaking stupid, but we need a QB.  A really good one would probably make Bowles look like a decent coach.

The way you just flip flopped my tank loving Bowles hating friend, you should be in politics. If you add more waffle to your repertoire, you might even be Prime Minister.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:33:19 AM
In the end, you have to play with who you have.  You want to fire a guy that is competing with a torn down roster.  This will take time.  2018 will be an up-and-down season too, especially if we draft a quarterback. 

The Jets beat Buffalo, Jacksonville, and Kansas City.  These are playoff caliber football teams.

The Jets lost to Carolina, New England, and Atlanta by one score or less.  Two of these teams are Super Bowl contenders.  Aside from Ingram's late TD, the Jets hung with New Orleans yesterday too. 

6 of 9 losses have been decided by one score or less. 

Bowles has this team competing against much better competition...with Josh McCown and Bryce Petty at QB. 

you're not concerned that the Jets only have 4 road wins over the last 2 seasons....and those wins came against Buffalo, SF, and Cle twice?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:34:47 AM
The way you just flip flopped my tank loving Bowles hating friend, you should be in politics. If you add more waffle to your repertoire, you might even be Prime Minister.

where did I flip flop?

tanking IS stupid....but it was necessary this year in the hopes of landing a bluechip QB in the draft.  I've maintained that opinion since the summer.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:36:52 AM
you're not concerned that the Jets only have 4 road wins over the last 2 seasons....and those wins came against Buffalo, SF, and Cle twice?

It is concerning, but those are the kind of teams this team can beat on the road lately because we have similar talent levels.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:39:48 AM
tanking IS stupid....but it was necessary this year in the hopes of landing a bluechip QB in the draft.

Say we tanked...we're still not worse than the Browns. 

What if only Josh Rosen comes out and Darnold stays?  Rosen belongs to the Cleveland Browns. 

You're going to draft an undersized, system quarterback (a project) in Baker Mayfield with the second overall pick? 

Tanking was not necessary and it's never a sure thing.  The Jets need good players.  Not just a quarterback.  Our offensive line is awful.  Our pass rush is awful. 

This team just needs good players, whether we're picking #1 or #9. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: sg3 on December 18, 2017, 09:44:04 AM
where did I flip flop?

tanking IS stupid....but it was necessary this year in the hopes of landing a bluechip QB in the draft.  I've maintained that opinion since the summer.
It is concerning, but those are the kind of teams this team can beat on the road lately because we have similar talent levels.
Normally I value both of your opinions...

but then Tapatalk was down and the web version of this thread took me back to 2015 where both of you agreed that Johnny Manziel had a good chance to be a real NFL QB.

Which is right up there with me advocating Crapenberg to be the Jets 2017 starter during training camp this year.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 18, 2017, 09:46:13 AM
but then Tapatalk was down and the web version of this thread took me back to 2015 where both of you agreed that Johnny Manziel had a good chance to be a real NFL QB.

Johnny Manziel's problem was never talent.  He can't help himself off the field. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2017, 09:49:30 AM
I was sooooooo pissed when we took Pryor over Manziel. Turns out either decision would have been a excrement one.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2017, 09:51:18 AM
where did I flip flop?

tanking IS stupid....but it was necessary this year in the hopes of landing a bluechip QB in the draft.  I've maintained that opinion since the summer.

My God where do I start
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1204109/dusty-flip-flop-n-fly-o.gif)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:55:02 AM
Say we tanked...we're still not worse than the Browns. 

What if only Josh Rosen comes out and Darnold stays?  Rosen belongs to the Cleveland Browns. 

You're going to draft an undersized, system quarterback (a project) in Baker Mayfield with the second overall pick? 

Tanking was not necessary and it's never a sure thing.  The Jets need good players.  Not just a quarterback.  Our offensive line is awful.  Our pass rush is awful. 

This team just needs good players, whether we're picking #1 or #9. 

There in lies the rub.  It's a risk obviously.

Yes, we need a good players.  It seems that's a theme that's been on repeat since the dawn of time.  The fact that we still need a better pass rush after investing so many 1st round picks on the defensive side of the ball, makes me want to burn down houses.

The QB class is supposed to be a good one in 2018, I figured this was the time to risk a tank season, and try for one.  You know, try something different.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2017, 09:56:08 AM
My God where do I start
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1204109/dusty-flip-flop-n-fly-o.gif)

You should grow your hair out and dye it blonde...to become what you were meant to be.  The jewish Greg Valentine.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 18, 2017, 11:37:04 AM
I was sooooooo pissed when we took Pryor over Manziel. Turns out either decision would have been a excrement one.

Manziel would have been worse. You don't waste as much time on a safety and set your whole team back for years. Plus he wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in New York without f*cking up.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2018, 09:22:29 AM
the browns hired Scotty the Drunk as a draft consultant.

solid hire

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2018, 09:36:43 AM
the browns hired Scotty the Drunk as a draft consultant.

solid hire



What's his salary, a case of Miller Light?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2018, 09:39:26 AM
What's his salary, a case of Miller Light?
the jets should've offered 2 cases
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 17, 2018, 08:33:48 AM
@AdamSchefter:
Will become official later today: Browns selected to be featured team on this summer’s Hard Knocks, per source.

Bonus Browns, more Mayfield.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2018, 08:34:36 AM
@AdamSchefter:
Will become official later today: Browns selected to be featured team on this summer’s Hard Knocks, per source.

Bonus Browns, more Mayfield.

It's a good choice.   There's an evil part of me that hopes this blows up as horribly as possible.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 17, 2018, 09:34:58 AM
It's a good choice.   There's an evil part of me that hopes this blows up as horribly as possible.

Hoping they get some good footage of Baker getting pig-piled by the police
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on May 17, 2018, 10:28:12 AM
hee hee
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on May 17, 2018, 10:42:41 AM
I watched every second of the season about us and not a second of any other year.

So idc if it’s the browns or anyone else
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on August 12, 2018, 02:40:40 AM
Hue Jackson is unbearable on Hard Knocks.

Cleveland has to have the most dysfunctional staff in the league.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 12, 2018, 12:30:42 PM
Hue Jackson is unbearable on Hard Knocks.

Cleveland has to have the most dysfunctional staff in the league.

that scene where he makes excuses for giving players days off while telling all his other coaches to fvck off was so awkward

do feel bad for him though, must suck having to go to work after losing both your mother and brother within a month
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on August 16, 2018, 09:36:03 AM
"Could you imagine looking at a baby and naming it Carl?"
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on August 16, 2018, 12:54:59 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uI6B3fAtxUo/maxresdefault.jpg)

If you gave me pictures of 100 different people and told me one of them was named Brogan, I think I'd be able to pick this guy out. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2018, 12:58:40 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uI6B3fAtxUo/maxresdefault.jpg)

If you gave me pictures of 100 different people and told me one of them was named Brogan, I think I'd be able to pick this guy out. 

"Make sure you capitalise the B-R-O."
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on August 16, 2018, 01:50:52 PM
I hope we trade Teddy and then sign Bro to be our third QB when he gets cut
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on August 16, 2018, 03:10:11 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uI6B3fAtxUo/maxresdefault.jpg)

If you gave me pictures of 100 different people and told me one of them was named Brogan, I think I'd be able to pick this guy out. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSk5cbaZso
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on August 22, 2018, 12:03:00 AM
Brogan Roback is the GOAT backup QB
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on August 22, 2018, 11:54:50 AM
"Make sure you capitalise the B-R-O."

LOL he's the jock/villian from every 80s movie.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on August 23, 2018, 08:05:58 PM
Tyrod Taylor injured his wrist and it didn't look so good.  Baker era may begin now.

Also Denzel Ward and their starting RT went down.

EDIT: Nevermind, he's ok.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 23, 2018, 08:31:46 PM
corey coleman will never amount to anything in this league, does not have the mentality to make it at the highest level

to freak around and not impress in practice and then go to the coach and literally cry about running with the 2s like it wasn't your own fault.....there is something missing in his head. would not bet on a mind like that making anything of himself in the nfl
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on August 23, 2018, 08:36:20 PM
corey coleman will never amount to anything in this league, does not have the mentality to make it at the highest level

to freak around and not impress in practice and then go to the coach and literally cry about running with the 2s like it wasn't your own fault.....there is something missing in his head. would not bet on a mind like that making anything of himself in the nfl

Isn’t Coleman a Bill now?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on August 23, 2018, 10:16:30 PM
Isn’t Coleman a Bill now?

Yes, but he was featured on Hard Knocks for a little while.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on August 29, 2018, 09:46:44 AM
http://www2.philly.com/philly/news/pennsylvania/philadelphia/mychal-kendirks-charged-eagles-damilare-sonoiki-insider-trading-20180829.html

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2018, 10:02:06 AM
http://www2.philly.com/philly/news/pennsylvania/philadelphia/mychal-kendirks-charged-eagles-damilare-sonoiki-insider-trading-20180829.html



Insider trading is big boy crime with big boy punishments, but the statement reads like he's fessed up to everything immediately and turned over everything he knows so presumably he has done a plea deal in exchange for giving the authorities the people they really want.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on August 29, 2018, 10:05:00 AM
Insider trading is big boy crime with big boy punishments, but the statement reads like he's fessed up to everything immediately and turned over everything he knows so presumably he has done a plea deal in exchange for giving the authorities the people they really want.

If you're at the point of being indicted for insider trading, you're fucked anyway
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2018, 12:05:52 PM
If you're at the point of being indicted for insider trading, you're fucked anyway

https://twitter.com/jeremyrroebuck/status/1034814074142511104

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Jeremy Roebuck @jeremyrroebuck

Correction to this tweet. They were not indicted. Charged by way of a criminal information, suggesting they have already agreed to plead guilty.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2018, 11:56:46 AM
Browns released him, apparently he's likely to serve 8-12 months. He's only 27 and he'll likely have access to good training facilities at whatever minimum security white collar prison he ends up at, so it shouldn't be more than a career hiatus for him.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on September 02, 2018, 02:40:48 PM
Nassib, Cajuste, and Orchard all cut.  Last episode's gonna be a bummer.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: IATA on November 18, 2018, 09:53:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/0fI2Piq.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on November 18, 2018, 09:54:58 AM
what
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 18, 2018, 10:12:10 AM
I laughed when I saw that.

If that happened, I would never defend Dorsey again.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 18, 2018, 11:11:28 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/backaftathis/status/1064194327042318336
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 18, 2018, 11:58:13 AM
Okay maybe the Browns are a less desirable landing spot for HCs than us
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 18, 2018, 12:47:13 PM
LolBright is saying this is a PR leak which she’s trying to parlay into a job as commissioner.


K
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2018, 01:27:34 PM
https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1064211024306466816?s=20
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Pope on November 18, 2018, 06:57:03 PM
Could also be a funny way to bypass the Rooney rule
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on June 20, 2019, 10:46:46 AM
Baker Mayfield really is an immature gobshite.

https://nypost.com/2019/06/20/im-sick-of-that-crap-baker-mayfield-rips-texas-and-its-qb/

I get that it's Texas college and HS football and it's all oh-so-important to everybody down there, but this tool is busy using his very high profile public position to slag off teams who could be providing his next left tackle or wideout or running back in the draft, and if they come into his team already thinking he's a queynte then he's not doing himself or his team any favours.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on June 20, 2019, 11:22:37 AM
It’s going to be amazing watching him fail
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 14, 2019, 11:55:24 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vWDrezW0rMjmM/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 14, 2019, 08:42:27 PM
Baker Mayfield has a worse completion percentage than Luke Falk this season.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 24, 2019, 08:24:45 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/10/24/baker-mayfield-basically-dares-nfl-to-fine-him-again/

Imagine having the first overall pick and taking this screaming bell end ahead of Sam Darnold.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on October 24, 2019, 08:32:47 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/10/24/baker-mayfield-basically-dares-nfl-to-fine-him-again/

Imagine having the first overall pick and taking this screaming bell end ahead of Sam Darnold.

I'd be more concerned about his performance on his field than him complaining about the nfl having shitty officiating. I'm actually glad he's doing it
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 24, 2019, 08:53:18 PM
I'd be more concerned about his performance on his field than him complaining about the nfl having shitty officiating. I'm actually glad he's doing it

Fairly sure that his stupidity in front of the cameras and microphones doesn't get parked there and is a factor in his on field performance.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 28, 2019, 05:43:32 AM
https://twitter.com/jomboy_/status/1188562545931632642?s=21

Ok this made me feel a little better
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 30, 2019, 12:53:40 PM
https://twitter.com/clevelanddotcom/status/1189599127295922177?s=21

Inject it
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on October 30, 2019, 01:18:47 PM
In fairness, it's a really dumb question.

Still, Baker wants to be the face of the franchise he's going to have to learn to digest the excrement sandwich when things are going awry.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on October 31, 2019, 10:24:33 AM
In fairness, it's a really dumb question.

Still, Baker wants to be the face of the franchise he's going to have to learn to digest the excrement sandwich when things are going awry.
He doesn't understand that its not about being yourself, it's about making your life easier by not giving these people excrement to write about.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on November 14, 2019, 03:24:24 PM
Antonio Callaway waived.

Shame he can't keep his head straight and be a professional. Would love to take a shot given the cheapness of his contract/physical tools, but we don't need the douchey attitude anywhere near Sammy Sam.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2019, 10:47:38 PM
Lol Myles Garrett
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Pope on November 14, 2019, 11:05:07 PM
Remember when Myles Garrett got two personal fouls against us and wasn’t ejected..

Also Mason Rudolph shouldn’t have tried to pull Garrett’s helmet off before this escalated
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 15, 2019, 12:40:23 AM
Remember when Myles Garrett got two personal fouls against us and wasn’t ejected..

Also Mason Rudolph shouldn’t have tried to pull Garrett’s helmet off before this escalated

garrett was attempting to make lovemaking with rudolph while they were on the floor, rudolph had to do something. that whole fcking scene was so strange
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: IATA on November 15, 2019, 10:28:52 AM
garrett went way overboard with that dumbass tackle, rudolph tried getting the piece of excrement off, and the piece of excrement hit him with a helmet.

freak that, garrett needs a long derriere suspension
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 15, 2019, 11:05:54 AM
Per Schefter...Garrett has been suspended indefinitely.  Good Riddance.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 15, 2019, 12:55:35 PM
Per Schefter...Garrett has been suspended indefinitely.  Good Riddance.

Just heard it was the rest of the season.

Kind of like all of us.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 15, 2019, 02:07:05 PM
Obviously not gonna happen but still

Get Up

@GetUpESPN
"Mason Rudolph, the Pittsburgh Steelers could files charges against Myles Garrett for what we now have seen is the closest thing to on-field criminal activity. That was assault last night."

—@AdamSchefter
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: IATA on November 15, 2019, 04:15:41 PM
mason should get a fine. pulling at the helmet is a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct and 1st down and a fine.


pouncy probly should have gotten the 3 he did.

i have no freaking idea how ogunjobe only got 1 game, he came in after the freaking helmet hit and started the excrement all over again. he should get as much as pouncy

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 15, 2019, 07:00:54 PM
Joisiana Anderson made a tweet implying Mason Rudolph must have said something racist about Garret. Then went in to delete it
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 15, 2019, 07:16:33 PM
i have no freaking idea how ogunjobe only got 1 game, he came in after the freaking helmet hit and started the excrement all over again. he should get as much as pouncy

he said he was 'backing up' garrett. his idea of that consisted of blindsiding rudolph, who was doing nothing at that point, while garrett was getting pummeled by pouncey on the floor.

i agree with you that ogunjobe should have gotten a harsher punishment, but it's obvious that life has already punished him enough.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 15, 2019, 07:17:10 PM
Joisiana Anderson made a tweet implying Mason Rudolph must have said something racist about Garret. Then went in to delete it

if this actually happened, barf

she is such an annoying slut, i hate her
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2019, 07:45:31 AM
https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1195698921579958273?s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on November 16, 2019, 01:50:15 PM
 twat twaddle

remember this beaut?
https://twitter.com/thEMANacho/status/1195216696849698816
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 16, 2019, 02:58:00 PM
Courtland Innegan
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 21, 2019, 08:11:51 PM
Basically Myles started saying Rudolph said something racist at his appeals meeting after not saying anything before.

Brian Batko
@BrianBatko
Myles Garrett essentially doubles down on alleging that Mason Rudolph used a racial slur with “I know what I heard. Whether my opponent’s comment was born out of frustration or ignorance, I cannot say.”
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on December 04, 2019, 12:10:14 PM
Rumor is OBJ is going to get shopped after the season

I'd be astonished if he doesn't go to the Pats for a 1st
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2019, 06:18:47 PM
Welp someone's getting traded after this season

https://twitter.com/dylansolesCLE/status/1203784189667098624?s=20

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 15, 2019, 06:08:25 PM
Does Freddie Kitchens get a 2nd year?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2019, 06:21:30 PM
Does Freddie Kitchens get a 2nd year?

I hope so, but I doubt it. Oh wait, what am I talking about? Of course he does. You can't possibly judge a coach on a single season's performance.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2019, 07:09:47 PM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1211399090875043840?s=21

(https://imgur.com/jx8ZsmX.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on December 29, 2019, 07:13:21 PM
lmao

Baker Mayfield is a bitch
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: loyaljetsfan on December 29, 2019, 07:46:10 PM
Per Rapoport

The #Browns  are firing coach Freddie Kitchens after one season he tells me.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 29, 2019, 11:23:09 PM
Quote
Three different people have sent me the Baker Mayfield video. It’s honestly too easy now. His judgement is so poor, his lack of self awareness so baffling, I feel like it’s piling on now. #pass

Colin Cowherd


RIP Baker
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 29, 2019, 11:55:07 PM
How many picks had Baker thrown when that video was filmed? Because he finished with 3
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 30, 2019, 09:26:13 AM
Per Rapoport

The #Browns  are firing coach Freddie Kitchens after one season he tells me.

Wait, you can fire a head coach after one season?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Miamipuck on December 30, 2019, 01:25:44 PM
Wait, you can fire a head coach after one season?

Only if he stinks
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 30, 2019, 01:36:56 PM
https://twitter.com/morrismedia614/status/1211378577364733954?s=21

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on December 30, 2019, 01:44:58 PM
https://twitter.com/morrismedia614/status/1211378577364733954?s=21



Mayfield is going to explode this offseason and do some sort of completely irrational excrement
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2019, 03:08:05 PM
Mayfield is going to explode this offseason and do some sort of completely irrational excrement
Prolly just bang some hoers and get drunk.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 31, 2019, 01:11:40 PM
Faker, with his improved roster around him, threw 5 fewer TDs and 7 more picks this season than he did last year. In fact, every single meaningful stat was worse.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on December 31, 2019, 02:51:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11JPKYRL7g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11JPKYRL7g)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 31, 2019, 05:00:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11JPKYRL7g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j11JPKYRL7g)

i'll be honest, hearing the jets picking sam darnold that night was one of my best times as a jet fan over the past several years. will always be thankful for that draft
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on December 31, 2019, 07:44:36 PM
i'll be honest, hearing the jets picking sam darnold that night was one of my best times as a jet fan over the past several years. will always be thankful for that draft

If Sam brings back the good times, that will be one of the best memories we have
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on December 31, 2019, 11:59:54 PM
Hey remember when everyone wanted Monken?

https://sports.yahoo.com/browns-todd-monken-freddie-kitchens-coaching-total-mess-011950248.html

 What a freaking clown.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on January 01, 2020, 01:08:28 AM
Hey remember when everyone wanted Monken?

https://sports.yahoo.com/browns-todd-monken-freddie-kitchens-coaching-total-mess-011950248.html

 What a freaking clown.

Mike Maccagnan wanted Monken
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 01, 2020, 09:45:40 AM
Hey remember when everyone wanted Monken?

https://sports.yahoo.com/browns-todd-monken-freddie-kitchens-coaching-total-mess-011950248.html

 What a freaking clown.

Wait is that on Monken or Kitchens? Def shouldn’t have run his mouth but that situation seems like a mess.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 01, 2020, 09:48:15 AM
Mike Maccagnan wanted Monken

I agree, but at what point did he want him? As the OC for Rhule? Manish reported another name (Sean Ryan I think? Now DET QB coach) that Rhule wanted for OC that our Ownership/FO didn’t agree on.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on January 01, 2020, 10:41:16 PM
I agree, but at what point did he want him? As the OC for Rhule? Manish reported another name (Sean Ryan I think? Now DET QB coach) that Rhule wanted for OC that our Ownership/FO didn’t agree on.

Maccagnan tried to force Monken onto Rhule as his OC.  Rhule wanted Sean Ryan.

Rhule acted like a little bitch tonight in the Sugar Bowl. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 01, 2020, 11:01:54 PM
Maccagnan tried to force Monken onto Rhule as his OC.  Rhule wanted Sean Ryan.

Rhule acted like a little bitch tonight in the Sugar Bowl. 

He's burning up his timeouts on stupid plays while trailing in the second half. That makes me crazy.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 02, 2020, 12:02:44 PM
Maccagnan tried to force Monken onto Rhule as his OC.  Rhule wanted Sean Ryan.

Rhule acted like a little bitch tonight in the Sugar Bowl. 

That makes sense. I never really understood what the situation was when they pivoted from Rhule to Gase.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on January 02, 2020, 04:59:45 PM
Wait is that on Monken or Kitchens? Def shouldn’t have run his mouth but that situation seems like a mess.

I don't care if Bozo the Clown is the head coach, that is such a disgusting level of insubordination its insane.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 02, 2020, 05:40:50 PM
I don't care if Bozo the Clown is the head coach, that is such a disgusting level of insubordination its insane.


Lol Adam Gase literally went straight to the owner to submarine the GM that hired him within roughly 3 months
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on January 02, 2020, 06:56:32 PM
Lol Adam Gase literally went straight to the owner to submarine the GM that hired him within roughly 3 months

Gase didn't go around to outsiders on how Macc sucked donkey derriere.

I'd have a lot more respect for Monken if he kept it in house and went to Haslem or Dorsey as opposed to (allegedly) saying that excrement to people outside the organization that pays him.

Besides, it's going to take a lot for Douglas to be a downgrade.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 03, 2020, 01:38:32 PM
Quote
Haslam says Browns will hire head coach first, and then the HC will collaborate on GM search.

At least there’s one org out there that will always make us look competent
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2020, 02:01:14 PM
At least there’s one org out there that will always make us look competent
Rapaport:

On the #Browns approach to hire a coach first, then GM: It’s a bit of a growing trend in the NFL. The #Redskins did it. In the playoffs currently, 49ers, Seahawks, Bills, Saints, Chiefs, #Patriots, #Texans all have a head coach at the top of the power structure. It can work.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2020, 02:16:51 PM
Rapaport:

On the #Browns approach to hire a coach first, then GM: It’s a bit of a growing trend in the NFL. The #Redskins did it. In the playoffs currently, 49ers, Seahawks, Bills, Saints, Chiefs, #Patriots, #Texans all have a head coach at the top of the power structure. It can work.

I noticed the Jets were left off that list.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2020, 02:29:53 PM
I noticed the Jets were left off that list.

I don't think we did it on purpose, it just happened that way.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2020, 02:36:53 PM
I noticed the Jets were left off that list.
Technically the HC isn't top of the power structure here.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2020, 02:41:33 PM
Technically the HC isn't top of the power structure here.

i think in Rappaport's example, the assumption is that the owner wasn't taken into consideration.


Gase made a significant power move to get Duff fired and made the case for the Douglas hire.  He's wielding some power here (unfortunately)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2020, 02:54:57 PM

Gase made a significant power move to get Duff fired and made the case for the Douglas hire.  He's wielding some power here (unfortunately)

Could turn out to be a good move. Or we could've kept drafting D linemen to replace the last D linemen that we drafted and didn't pay.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2020, 03:51:47 PM
Could turn out to be a good move. Or we could've kept drafting D linemen to replace the last D linemen that we drafted and didn't pay.
I’m not questioning the move itself...I’m questioning who facilitated the move
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2020, 03:56:59 PM
I’m not questioning the move itself...I’m questioning who facilitated the move

Only thing I questioned was the timing, but I think now that might be to our advantage. If Douglas has a huge jump on other new GMs we might see more teams make a switch earlier. When you think about it, now through June is the GM's season, June through now is the coaches'.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on January 04, 2020, 07:48:32 AM
He's wielding some power here (unfortunately)

Unfortunately?

His power play to get Mike Maccagnan out of here got us one of the best GM candidates in the NFL. 

Like him or not, his move to get Joe Douglas will hopefully be great for this franchise. 

The Johnsons thought that Maccagnan was doing a good job.  Let that sink in.  Thankfully, Gase came in and blew that up.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 04, 2020, 09:20:12 AM
Unfortunately?

His power play to get Mike Maccagnan out of here got us one of the best GM candidates in the NFL. 

Like him or not, his move to get Joe Douglas will hopefully be great for this franchise. 

The Johnsons thought that Maccagnan was doing a good job.  Let that sink in.  Thankfully, Gase came in and blew that up.
I do love that he aided in the Douglas hire

I do hate that he stinks as a HC
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 13, 2020, 03:39:39 PM
Colts assistant GM Ed Dodds declined the opportunity to interview for the Browns' GM role.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2020, 04:01:56 PM
Colts assistant GM Ed Dodds declined the opportunity to interview for the Browns' GM role.
He doesn’t know enough about baseball analytics
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on January 16, 2020, 11:38:15 AM
BREAKING: An arrest warrant has been issued for former LSU star Odell Beckham Jr., who was videoed hitting a police officer on the back side after the Tigers' win over Clesmon. https://t.co/SpQLuKk9QC
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2020, 11:44:43 AM
BREAKING: An arrest warrant has been issued for former LSU star Odell Beckham Jr., who was videoed hitting a police officer on the back side after the Tigers' win over Clesmon. https://t.co/SpQLuKk9QC
It is so typically Beckham that he has managed to make LSU's win on Monday all about him.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on February 09, 2020, 06:43:07 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/brobible.com/sports/article/baker-mayfield-twitter-beef-kacie/amp/

I'd imagine the Baker Mayfield comericials might drop off quite a bit pretty soon
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on February 09, 2020, 07:11:07 PM
The Baker's House series of ads might be the worst ads since the Quizno's puppet. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 10, 2020, 10:22:39 AM
The Baker's House series of ads might be the worst ads since the Quizno's puppet. 

I do like watching that clown vacuum a stadium with a dustbuster.

How in the hell did we get so lucky that we got Darnold and Cleveland took Baker? I almost feel bad for Browns fans.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on February 10, 2020, 10:30:38 AM
I do like watching that clown vacuum a stadium with a dustbuster.

How in the hell did we get so lucky that we got Darnold and Cleveland took Baker? I almost feel bad for Browns fans.
It's even funnier given the fact that at the end of last season everyone was saying how much better Baker was.

It's still way to early to make a true determination on who is better, but um glad we dont have to hear SOJ making a bad decision drafting Baker or Josh allen
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 10, 2020, 10:47:12 AM
It's even funnier given the fact that at the end of last season everyone was saying how much better Baker was.

It's still way to early to make a true determination on who is better, but um glad we dont have to hear SOJ making a bad decision drafting Baker or Josh allen

Honestly, as a mid-40s lifelong Jets fan, there's a lot of SOJF in me. I truly can't understand how this team didn't screw it up with Darnold and got lucky enough to be in a position to get him in the first place.

Screw Maccagnan, but I'll always appreciate what he did to get Sam here.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on February 10, 2020, 11:01:09 AM
Honestly, as a mid-40s lifelong Jets fan, there's a lot of SOJF in me. I truly can't understand how this team didn't screw it up with Darnold and got lucky enough to be in a position to get him in the first place.

Screw Maccagnan, but I'll always appreciate what he did to get Sam here.

Sam appears to be one of the very few things upon which all Jets fans agree. I did see a comment on Facebook the other day saying that the team was letting Gase down by not giving him a proper quarterback to work with, but I put that down to Facebook not having a filter to prevent the mentally ill from using their services.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on February 10, 2020, 11:42:56 AM
Sam appears to be one of the very few things upon which all Jets fans agree. I did see a comment on Facebook the other day saying that the team was letting Gase down by not giving him a proper quarterback to work with, but I put that down to Facebook not having a filter to prevent the mentally ill from using their services.

To be fair jets fans felt the same way about Sanchez. And also had hardons for McElroy and (to a lesser degree Clemens) while SOJF is real, I think jet fans get delusional and excited about QB's.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 10, 2020, 11:43:05 AM
Sam appears to be one of the very few things upon which all Jets fans agree. I did see a comment on Facebook the other day saying that the team was letting Gase down by not giving him a proper quarterback to work with, but I put that down to Facebook not having a filter to prevent the mentally ill from using their services.

Now I know why Elon Musk said to delete Facebook
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on February 10, 2020, 03:38:58 PM
Screw Maccagnan, but I'll always appreciate what he did to get Sam here.

Heimerdinger played a big role as well
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on February 10, 2020, 07:45:00 PM
Heimerdinger played a big role as well
Excellent baiting technique
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2020, 09:33:25 AM
Myles Garrett reinstated....per Schefter
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on February 12, 2020, 05:32:25 PM
he's a cheapshot taking bitch

i don't care what anybody says, the gay steelers QB did not start that altercation. it was started when garrett decided to be a bitch and take a cheapshot and emphatically take down the QB after he obviously did not have the ball in his hands anymore. that has been garrett's MO against quarterbacks this year. he's not fvcking vontaze burfict but everyone saying he was a 'clean guy with a clean record' is plain wrong, he's been doing that excrement all year

i can't wait until he continues that excrement next year and after all the ensuing penalties/fines he's going to start acting like the NFL is just unfairly out against him or that somebody called him the n word again. i can't wait until he roughs up lamar jackson and says it's because lamar called him a nigga
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2020, 06:18:04 PM
he's a cheapshot taking bitch

i don't care what anybody says, the gay steelers QB did not start that altercation. it was started when garrett decided to be a bitch and take a cheapshot and emphatically take down the QB after he obviously did not have the ball in his hands anymore. that has been garrett's MO against quarterbacks this year. he's not fvcking vontaze burfict but everyone saying he was a 'clean guy with a clean record' is plain wrong, he's been doing that excrement all year

i can't wait until he continues that excrement next year and after all the ensuing penalties/fines he's going to start acting like the NFL is just unfairly out against him or that somebody called him the n word again. i can't wait until he roughs up lamar jackson and says it's because lamar called him a nigga
The Mets/Knicks really turned you into a sour curmudgeon eh?

It’s beautiful

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on February 12, 2020, 08:07:16 PM
he's a cheapshot taking bitch
Brandon Shell tries his stumbling, bumbling best vs. Garrett only to have Brian Winters come over to assist, then look away downfield (losing track of Garrett in the process) and ending Trevor Siemien's season:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEKAt0jmJzM

Ironically (i.e. OL-wise) I have a bad feeling about Cleveland picking one spot ahead of the Jets.
Title: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on February 19, 2020, 07:51:47 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200220/3514f64f8b492c8405696c7fbfd7bd1f.jpg)

Look at this freaking dunce cap lol
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on February 19, 2020, 08:31:36 PM
Sounds like his NFL Career is over....
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on February 19, 2020, 08:55:39 PM
Sounds like his NFL Career is over....
What gave it away?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on February 19, 2020, 10:30:43 PM
Sounds like his NFL Career is over....
He's set for life.  With 157 pounds of weed, he could clear a cool....$12?  I don't know, not a weed guy.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on February 19, 2020, 11:29:02 PM
When I first read they were charging him with Intent to Distribute I thought, "Ah, they caught him with a full ounce and they're being dicks about it.  Such is Texas." 

157 POUNDS?!  It's freaking legal in half the country and over the Northern border and you find yourself at the Texas border with a goddamn forest.  I hate to see anyone go down for weed but Greg Robinson is a dumb lover of the older lady.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 19, 2020, 11:31:35 PM
He made $6M last year. What a freaking moron.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 25, 2020, 11:20:38 AM
https://twitter.com/leojokerhart/status/1232326739566743552?s=21
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 25, 2020, 07:30:05 PM
ESPN Cleveland reporter Tony Grossi has never gotten along with Baker Mayfield, and the opinion Grossi shared of the Browns quarterback on Tuesday has resulted in an indefinite suspension.

Grossi was caught on a hot mic at the NFL Combine referring to Mayfield as a “f—ing midget.” The context of the conversation, which Grossi did not realize was being aired live, was that the Browns have missed out on a number of top quarterbacks over the years and are now stuck with Mayfield, whom Grossi has openly criticized in the past. The conversation was aired on a video feed by TheLandonDemand.com while Grossi’s “The Really Big Show” on ESPN Cleveland/WKNR 850 was at a commercial break.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on February 25, 2020, 09:23:21 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBqJ9cDynxM&feature=emb_title
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on February 25, 2020, 09:58:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBqJ9cDynxM&feature=emb_title

I might be prepared to listen to 35 seconds of a video digging out Faker but I see 35 minutes and you better believe I shut that excrement down.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 25, 2020, 10:52:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBqJ9cDynxM&feature=emb_title

That was glorious
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on February 26, 2020, 02:53:06 PM
I might be prepared to listen to 35 seconds of a video digging out Faker but I see 35 minutes and you better believe I shut that excrement down.
.
Understood, I only posted it as a quick 'scope' of the 20 year old recent h.s. grad; magna cum nicerack, that's all.

https://pagesix.com/2020/02/22/woman-claims-tryst-with-married-browns-qb-baker-mayfield-in-cheesecake-factory-parking-lot/
Quote
In a stunning radio segment, 20-year-old Kacie Dingess effectively blew up Mayfield’s first Valentine’s Day as a wedded man when she outed him for receiving fellatio from her “a few months ago.”

Dingess, a recent high school grad, was stunned when a few days later, an account bearing Mayfield’s name reached out to her for more.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2020, 03:15:18 PM
I might be prepared to listen to 35 seconds of a video digging out Faker but I see 35 minutes and you better believe I shut that excrement down.

TLDR: Baker has a small, weirdly shaped dick
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2020, 07:52:30 PM
For once we're not losing the offseason.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200227/739f38b2193142019019371c140da654.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 26, 2020, 08:28:14 PM
.
Understood, I only posted it as a quick 'scope' of the 20 year old recent h.s. grad; magna cum nicerack, that's all.

https://pagesix.com/2020/02/22/woman-claims-tryst-with-married-browns-qb-baker-mayfield-in-cheesecake-factory-parking-lot/
Quote
In a stunning radio segment, 20-year-old Kacie Dingess effectively blew up Mayfield’s first Valentine’s Day as a wedded man when she outed him for receiving fellatio from her “a few months ago.”

Dingess, a recent high school grad, was stunned when a few days later, an account bearing Mayfield’s name reached out to her for more.


I had to do a double take on that part.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2020, 08:19:58 AM
https://twitter.com/brownswave/status/1241821736057942016?s=21
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2020, 08:32:57 AM
https://twitter.com/brownswave/status/1241821736057942016?s=21

1.  Brown Wave is a hilarious name for a site that wants to be taken seriously.

2.  Baker is ugly as hell.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on March 23, 2020, 09:04:31 AM
3.  Baker looks like he's having a stroke while he does half push ups
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Pope on March 23, 2020, 06:57:35 PM
Yeah wtf were those
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 15, 2020, 04:04:00 PM
https://twitter.com/browns/status/1250454417125638146?s=21
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on April 15, 2020, 04:05:42 PM
https://twitter.com/browns/status/1250454417125638146?s=21

I can't tell any difference. They're still freaking ugly colours.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 15, 2020, 04:26:58 PM
I can't tell any difference. They're still freaking ugly colours.

I had the same reaction. Apparently they're more classic looking.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on April 15, 2020, 04:37:15 PM
For once we're not losing the offseason.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200227/739f38b2193142019019371c140da654.jpg)

Even I don't need 157 pounds of weed. Not all at once, anyway.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 15, 2020, 05:08:18 PM
stole this from twitter, but the browns new jersey reveals are what they do every year. claim that things are changed and are better, but you end up with the same excrement/garbage you see every year
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on April 15, 2020, 05:41:27 PM
Quote from: Johnny English
I can't tell any difference. They're still freaking ugly colours.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Cleveland_Ohio_aerial_view.jpg/640px-Cleveland_Ohio_aerial_view.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on July 03, 2020, 03:37:49 PM
David njoku is requesting a trade.

Trade to the pays for a 6th rounder in 5, 4 ,3....
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on July 03, 2020, 03:48:02 PM
David njoku is requesting a trade.

Trade to the pays for a 6th rounder in 5, 4 ,3....
That's a lock.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 30, 2020, 07:09:31 PM
https://twitter.com/actionjack69/status/1288967741312049154?s=21
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on October 26, 2020, 09:35:13 AM
Beckham has a torn ACL
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 26, 2020, 10:44:18 AM
Beckham has a torn ACL
That should depress his trade value when we get him in April.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2021, 12:31:48 PM
The entire Browns facility is locked down again after another positive test. Obviously I want Miami to miss out on the playoffs tomorrow, but I won't be too terribly upset if they get in because the Browns get thumped by Pittsburgh's backups.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 04, 2021, 01:58:12 PM
I haven't seen this before but it's very funny. It's the Factory of Sadness guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=letv7WTt6sQ&ab_channel=TheMikePolkJr.Show
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2021, 10:10:05 AM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
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#Browns
 HC Kevin Stefanski, two additional members of the coaching staff and two players have tested positive for COVID-19. Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer is the contingency plan to serve as the acting Head Coach.



good night, sweet prince.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2021, 10:10:30 AM
woof
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2021, 10:16:52 AM
https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1346490402820542464?s=20
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 05, 2021, 10:29:08 AM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
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#Browns
 HC Kevin Stefanski, two additional members of the coaching staff and two players have tested positive for COVID-19. Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer is the contingency plan to serve as the acting Head Coach.



good night, sweet prince.
Didn't realize he was still in the NFL.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/11233570/minnesota-vikings-suspend-special-teams-coordinator-mike-priefer-three-games
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2021, 10:47:55 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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#Browns
 LG Joel Bitonio and WR KhaDarel Hodge tested positive for COVID-19, per sources.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2021, 12:15:03 PM
Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero

#Browns LG Joel Bitonio is a three-time Pro Bowler who has spent his entire seven-year career in Cleveland, playing for five different head coaches and enduring six losing seasons (including 1-15 and 0-16). They finally make the playoffs ... and Bitonio is out with COVID. Brutal.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1346500700830838784
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2021, 12:29:29 PM
Yeah they're fucked.

For all the talk of how we have the longest playoff drought I'm sure we don't have the longest playoff *win* drought.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2021, 12:39:31 PM
Yeah they're fucked.

For all the talk of how we have the longest playoff drought I'm sure we don't have the longest playoff *win* drought.

Definitely not. For a start the Lions haven't won a playoff game since they drafted Stafford, and that was before the Rex era.

Edit: the Lions have the second longest playoff win drought, their last postseason victory was against Dallas in the '91 Divisional playoff.

The longest playoff win drought belongs to the Bengals, whose last postseason win was against the Oilers in the '90 Wildcard.

We don't even have close to the longest win drought in the division, the Dolphins' last playoff victory was in 2000 and the Bills' was in 1995.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 05, 2021, 12:56:15 PM
Definitely not. For a start the Lions haven't won a playoff game since they drafted Stafford, and that was before the Rex era.

Edit: the Lions have the second longest playoff win drought, their last postseason victory was against Dallas in the '91 Divisional playoff.

The longest playoff win drought belongs to the Bengals, whose last postseason win was against the Oilers in the '90 Wildcard.

We don't even have close to the longest win drought in the division, the Dolphins' last playoff victory was in 2000 and the Bills' was in 1995.
There's no better way of taunting one of my bosses who is a Dolphins fan than telling him that I was at the last Dolphins playoff win as a 12-year old. I am no longer 12.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2021, 12:57:46 PM
There's no better way of taunting one of my bosses who is a Dolphins fan than telling him that I was at the last Dolphins playoff win as a 12-year old. I am no longer 12.

Bring back the Wilson volleyball avatar
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 05, 2021, 01:04:37 PM
Definitely not. For a start the Lions haven't won a playoff game since they drafted Stafford, and that was before the Rex era.

Edit: the Lions have the second longest playoff win drought, their last postseason victory was against Dallas in the '91 Divisional playoff.

The longest playoff win drought belongs to the Bengals, whose last postseason win was against the Oilers in the '90 Wildcard.

We don't even have close to the longest win drought in the division, the Dolphins' last playoff victory was in 2000 and the Bills' was in 1995.

For most of the Patriots era we were the only AFC East team to do anything. Lions have won one playoff game since the 60s, the game in 1991, I've actually seen the Bengals in two Super Bowls in my lifetime.

There's only a small handful of teams I've not seen in the Super Bowl, the Jets being one of them. Others are the Browns, Jags, Texans and Lions.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2021, 01:10:32 PM
For most of the Patriots era we were the only AFC East team to do anything. Lions have won one playoff game since the 60s, the game in 1991, I've actually seen the Bengals in two Super Bowls in my lifetime.

There's only a small handful of teams I've not seen in the Super Bowl, the Jets being one of them. Others are the Browns, Jags, Texans and Lions.

Also technically the Oilers.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 05, 2021, 10:02:38 PM
Also technically the Oilers.

Kind of. They moved to Tennessee in 97, became the Titans in 99 and went to the Super Bowl that year. The Ravens who have won it twice are the former Browns but they can't count for both.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on January 10, 2021, 11:37:20 AM
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[Schefter] Browns HC Kevin Stefanski feels great but is out tonight against the Steelers. Like so many Browns' fans in Cleveland, Stefanski will be in the basement of his home tonight, watching the game on a 60-inch HD TV, alone, no family or friends around, with his phone off. This season.



Scheft out here dropping bodies in Cleveland.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on January 11, 2021, 03:14:43 PM
This week in Fat Kids Chasing Ice Cream Trucks news:

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[Aditi Kinkhabwala] Baker Mayfield wasn’t sacked once last night. His LG at the end was not Pro Bowl vet Joel Bitonio, nor the recently elevated Michael Dunn. It was a kid named Blake Hance, signed off the Jets p-squad last week, who Baker first met before the game IN THE LOCKER ROOM. #Browns
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on March 04, 2021, 08:49:43 AM
https://twitter.com/bakermayfield/status/1367334211590488065?s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2021, 07:56:47 AM
Looks like Clowney is probably going to Browntown. Chalk him up for a solid 3 sacks and 6 games played.

All kidding aside, him and Garrett on the same line should be quite solid.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 12, 2021, 08:30:21 AM
Looks like Clowney is probably going to Browntown. Chalk him up for a solid 3 sacks and 6 games played.

All kidding aside, him and Garrett on the same line should be quite solid.
If he gets a starting role with them, I doubt he keeps it.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2021, 11:29:46 AM
Ian Rapoport
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The #Browns are signing free agent pass-rusher Jadeveon Clowney to a 1-year deal after he passed his physical, sources say, landing a player who has been a target of Cleveland’s for years. Fresh off a lost season in 2020, Clowney has high hopes with his new team.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on April 14, 2021, 11:30:36 AM
If he actually tries, they are going to kick the hell out of opposing offensive lines
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on April 16, 2021, 02:14:06 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Browns released DT Sheldon Richardson.




end of an era
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on April 16, 2021, 02:14:31 PM
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Browns released DT Sheldon Richardson.




end of an era
Get his reckless driving derriere back.

Cominghome.mpeg
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on April 16, 2021, 03:27:22 PM
Get his reckless driving derriere back.

Cominghome.mpeg


If we hadn't signed the better Sheldon (Rankins), I'd be all for bringing him back
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on April 16, 2021, 03:27:41 PM
If we hadn't signed the better Sheldon (Rankins), I'd be all for bringing him back

Beat me to it
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on April 16, 2021, 03:42:30 PM
If we hadn't signed the better Sheldon (Rankins), I'd be all for bringing him back
freak it, sign him and run a 6-1 front.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 16, 2021, 07:19:39 PM
freak it, sign him and run a 6-1 front.

Sign Sheldon and draft a DT at 23 and we're set.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2021, 03:42:43 PM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1386782358590873600?s=20

The truth is out there
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on September 17, 2021, 11:47:48 AM
Beckham,  bespoke

https://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-odell-beckham-jr-met-gala-20190507-story.html
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 04, 2021, 06:09:02 PM
https://twitter.com/firstandskol/status/1444743727713595395?s=21
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2021, 06:57:41 PM
God bless you Bart.

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/32355042
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on October 07, 2021, 07:02:02 PM
God bless you Bart.

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/32355042
Baker Following the Fitzpatrick model of alternating good year/excrement year.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2021, 07:05:34 PM
Baker Following the Fitzpatrick model of alternating good year/excrement year.

Fitz is not an irritating shithead though.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 03, 2021, 12:14:36 PM
If the Browns just straight up cut Odell Beckham, would you consider signing him? Something is happening with OBJ.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on November 03, 2021, 12:25:45 PM
If the Browns just straight up cut Odell Beckham, would you consider signing him? Something is happening with OBJ.

I like our receivers.  I'm not saying we couldn't improve there but I want to see the guys on our roster get their chances.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 03, 2021, 12:31:17 PM
I like our receivers.  I'm not saying we couldn't improve there but I want to see the guys on our roster get their chances.
I do, too, and I worry about Beckham disrupting chemistry. At the same time, our receiving corps could always use an upgrade, and a Beckham-Davis-Moore trio for next season is really interesting with Mims as the WR4. We could move Moore into the slot.

I assume Beckham would want to play for a better team and better QB, but maybe he wants to come back to New York, and maybe he doesn't really care about winning as much as his own production/star power.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Andrew Ryan on November 03, 2021, 12:42:55 PM
I wouldn't touch Beckham with a 10-foot pole at this point.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on November 03, 2021, 12:45:50 PM
Am I insane for thinking that I'd absolutely take him? This team needs to be in talent acquisition mode as much as it can be.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on November 03, 2021, 01:07:00 PM
I wouldn't touch Beckham with a 10-foot pole at this point.
I wouldn't touch Beckham with your 10ft pole
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 02:27:19 PM
I do, too, and I worry about Beckham disrupting chemistry. At the same time, our receiving corps could always use an upgrade, and a Beckham-Davis-Moore trio for next season is really interesting with Mims as the WR4. We could move Moore into the slot.

I assume Beckham would want to play for a better team and better QB, but maybe he wants to come back to New York, and maybe he doesn't really care about winning as much as his own production/
star power.

Pretty sure some people were concerned about Brandon Marshall's past disruptive behaviour before we signed him. Before that the same people were worried about us signing malcontents and troublemakers like Braylon Edwards and Santonio Holmes.

Beckham's speed, hands and separation combined with Zach's arm? I can probably overlook a lot of dickwad behaviour to see that on a field.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 03, 2021, 02:37:06 PM
Pretty sure some people were concerned about Brandon Marshall's past disruptive behaviour before we signed him. Before that the same people were worried about us signing malcontents and troublemakers like Braylon Edwards and Santonio Holmes.

Beckham's speed, hands and separation combined with Zach's arm? I can probably overlook a lot of dickwad behaviour to see that on a field.
Yep, the question is how much of a dickwad is he. Braylon and Santonio were brought in to support a young quarterback. Braylon was a diva but he worked hard here. Santonio was a diva, and he eventually blew up in our faces, but not for a couple years, and he was still a net positive for the team.

Granted, maybe Odell isn't that good right now, but it does seem like he gets open. And at his best, he's a YAC machine, which is useful in this offense.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 03, 2021, 02:40:20 PM
Pretty sure some people were concerned about Brandon Marshall's past disruptive behaviour before we signed him. Before that the same people were worried about us signing malcontents and troublemakers like Braylon Edwards and Santonio Holmes.

Beckham's speed, hands and separation combined with Zach's arm? I can probably overlook a lot of dickwad behaviour to see that on a field.

Why do we care about what Odell can do with the backup?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 02:57:15 PM
Yep, the question is how much of a dickwad is he. Braylon and Santonio were brought in to support a young quarterback. Braylon was a diva but he worked hard here. Santonio was a diva, and he eventually blew up in our faces, but not for a couple years, and he was still a net positive for the team.

Granted, maybe Odell isn't that good right now, but it does seem like he gets open. And at his best, he's a YAC machine, which is useful in this offense.

I feel like although we have a young team, we have some leaders on the team and hopefully a strong locker room culture. Players like Mosley, Rankins, JFM, Moses, Davis and now Tard all seem like pretty solid and grounded guys. I think there's plenty of room for the kind of talent Beckham would bring.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 03:29:38 PM
Michael Silver @MikeSilver

Earlier today, Browns coach Kevin Stefanski told his players that Odell Beckham Jr. is essentially not on the team right now and that the WR has been told to stay at home.


I'm a little confused as to why they'd make this decision the day after the trade deadline. Browns gonna Browns, I guess.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2021, 04:20:21 PM
If the Browns just straight up cut Odell Beckham, would you consider signing him? Something is happening with OBJ.
Yes
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2021, 04:22:29 PM
Pretty sure some people were concerned about Brandon Marshall's past disruptive behaviour before we signed him. Before that the same people were worried about us signing malcontents and troublemakers like Braylon Edwards and Santonio Holmes.

Beckham's speed, hands and separation combined with Zach's arm? I can probably overlook a lot of dickwad behaviour to see that on a field.
The Bucs don't seem to regret signing Antonio Brown.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2021, 04:23:19 PM
Michael Silver @MikeSilver

Earlier today, Browns coach Kevin Stefanski told his players that Odell Beckham Jr. is essentially not on the team right now and that the WR has been told to stay at home.


I'm a little confused as to why they'd make this decision the day after the trade deadline. Browns gonna Browns, I guess.

Odd 10 minutes ago I read an article on this very thing suggesting they gave him the day off to avoid the media excrement storm that would be today and let things settle a bit.

Obviously 5he situation isn't good but I didn't get three weird vibes that Beckham is a cast off
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 04:27:24 PM
Odd 10 minutes ago I read an article on this very thing suggesting they gave him the day off to avoid the media excrement storm that would be today and let things settle a bit.

Obviously 5he situation isn't good but I didn't get three weird vibes that Beckham is a cast off

I was just chatting with a colleague who is a Browns fan. He thinks the Browns are close to just cutting him and eating the money.

"it's obvious that he and Baker aren't a fit, the stats show it. all of Baker's good games were without OBJ on the field. just need to cut out the cancer"
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2021, 04:28:06 PM
If the Browns just straight up cut Odell Beckham, would you consider signing him? Something is happening with OBJ.

The dudes contract is very attractive, something like 2 years remaining with an APY of 15 million with very little guaranteed.

At the absolute worst they're getting a 2nd for him, unless you think cutting him wins you a. SB, you deal with this season best you can
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2021, 04:28:47 PM
I was just chatting with a colleague who is a Browns fan. He thinks the Browns are close to just cutting him and eating the money.

"it's obvious that he and Baker aren't a fit, the stats show it. all of Baker's good games were without OBJ on the field. just need to cut out the cancer"

His remaining contract is too pretty to cut imo

His APY The next 2 years is comparable to Robby Anderson, and this is with minimal guaranteed money
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2021, 04:34:49 PM
His remaining contract is too pretty to cut imo

His APY The next 2 years is comparable to Robby Anderson, and this is with minimal guaranteed money

On the flipside, they don't lose anything by cutting him. But I tend to agree with you, probably better to keep him inactive for the rest of the year and see what his trade value is in the summer.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 03, 2021, 04:58:11 PM
The dudes contract is very attractive, something like 2 years remaining with an APY of 15 million with very little guaranteed.

At the absolute worst they're getting a 2nd for him, unless you think cutting him wins you a. SB, you deal with this season best you can
A 2nd-round pick for a 29-year old receiver who is injured a lot, has had locker room issues, and is averaging 42 yards per game the last 2 seasons seems very steep.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2021, 05:05:29 PM
A 2nd-round pick for a 29-year old receiver who is injured a lot, has had locker room issues, and is averaging 42 yards per game the last 2 seasons seems very steep.

He's also a dude who used to be a top 3 wideout?, has no guaranteed money on his contract, and wouldn't even be a top 20 paid wideout the next 2 seasons.

He's not a dude on a rookie contract, but he's not far off from that either.

If you're a contender and you're cap strapped, you absolutely jump at the chance to get him for a 2nd.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on November 03, 2021, 05:55:58 PM
freak that guy. What has he done recently besides be hurt?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2021, 06:13:52 PM
freak that guy. What has he done recently besides be hurt?

Not saying it's without risk, but his salary is what makes him trade bait.

Baker only has 6 td passes this season
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: mj2sexay on November 04, 2021, 12:48:32 PM
As much as Florio is a stupid sack of excrement, I think there's a lot of credence to his theory that OBJ deliberately timed voicing his displeasure to coincide with the end of the trade deadline.

Browns have no choice but to either deal with it now, suspend him for conduct detrimental and deal with it in a month, or release him and let him go through waivers at which point he's a free agent and can double dip on his termination pay while choosing his next destination.

...Unless of course someone claims him on waivers. Which I absolutely freaking would if I'm Joe D and I had the opportunity.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2021, 07:05:23 AM
Browns working on converting Odell Beckham Jr.’s base salary into signing bonus to lower his cap number in an attempt to save money.

Once contract is finalized - anytime in next few days - OBJ will be released, as @ProFootballTalk/ @CharlesRobinson reported.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2021, 10:19:03 AM
They have a deal and he'll be released today with all but vet minimum converted to a signing bonus.

Anyone know what the waiver order is? Is it just the week 8 standings?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2021, 10:19:35 AM
They have a deal and he'll be released today with all but vet minimum converted to a signing bonus.

Anyone know what the waiver order is? Is it just the week 8 standings?

we're 5th on waivers currently

but don't get your hopes up, he's not coming here.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 05, 2021, 10:21:12 AM
Would be hysterical for him to bitch his way out of a contender and to end up freaking here Detroit or in Jacksonville
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2021, 10:25:54 AM
we're 5th on waivers currently

but don't get your hopes up, he's not coming here.

Detroit, Miami, Houston, Jacksonville ahead of us. I can see him wanting Miami but I don't think Flores would want any part of him, nor would Houston. He'd be a big upgrade in Detroit but I have no idea if they'd want his personality, and I'm very sure he'd be unhappy about going there. Jacksonville look light at WR with Chark out, I can see them being interested.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2021, 10:28:08 AM
Detroit, Miami, Houston, Jacksonville ahead of us. I can see him wanting Miami but I don't think Flores would want any part of him, nor would Houston. He'd be a big upgrade in Detroit but I have no idea if they'd want his personality, and I'm very sure he'd be unhappy about going there. Jacksonville look light at WR with Chark out, I can see them being interested.

He'll probably clear waivers and go to a destination of his choice.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2021, 10:31:09 AM
He'll probably clear waivers and go to a destination of his choice.

I can't see no one putting in a claim. Lynch seems to be suggesting that the Niners are interested - at the very least I think a couple of contending teams will put a claim in because he's cheap talent that's available for nothing, it costs them nothing to put a claim in.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 05, 2021, 10:38:45 AM
I can't see no one putting in a claim. Lynch seems to be suggesting that the Niners are interested - at the very least I think a couple of contending teams will put a claim in because he's cheap talent that's available for nothing, it costs them nothing to put a claim in.

we'll have to wait and see.  I think he makes it thru waivers.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 05, 2021, 11:08:59 AM
we'll have to wait and see.  I think he makes it thru waivers.

If he's on modified vet min contract there's a 0% chance he gets through waivers.

I find it hard to imagine him making it out of the top 10

Hell Oakland should be masturbating if they get the opportunity to to pick him up. They sure have a new permanent need
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on November 05, 2021, 11:35:31 AM
The Chiefs will claim him and add him to the stable of poopchute elites athletes.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2021, 09:22:10 AM
I can't see no one putting in a claim. Lynch seems to be suggesting that the Niners are interested - at the very least I think a couple of contending teams will put a claim in because he's cheap talent that's available for nothing, it costs them nothing to put a claim in.

Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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From @NFLGameDay
: #Browns WR Odell Beckham Jr is likely to clear waivers on Tuesday afternoon, making him a free agent. There will be no shortage of suitors. But the #Saints make a lot of sense...
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2021, 10:00:02 AM
Schefter says he wants a contender.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1457302363211960328?s=21

Wonder if he's got a deal in place already, he'll make more money if he clears waivers and signs a new deal.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on November 07, 2021, 10:06:49 AM
Not that they need him, but this seems like another move the rams would make.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2021, 10:40:28 AM
Not that they need him, but this seems like another move the rams would make.
I'm not opposed to the idea of a Rams superteam. Would be nice if Aaron Donald got a ring.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2021, 10:53:52 AM
I'm not opposed to the idea of a Rams superteam. Would be nice if Aaron Donald got a ring.
Borp
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2021, 09:39:10 PM
I'm not opposed to the idea of a Rams superteam. Would be nice if Aaron Donald got a ring.

freak Matt Stafford
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 07, 2021, 10:06:57 PM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
2m
From @NFLGameDay
: #Browns WR Odell Beckham Jr is likely to clear waivers on Tuesday afternoon, making him a free agent. There will be no shortage of suitors. But the #Saints make a lot of sense...

If there's no shortage of suitors why the freak wouldn't you claim him off waivers?

His contract situation isn't horrendous, and you'd be able to guarantee getting him instead if your competition.

Especially with rumors of the Rams, 49rrs, and Seattle all being legitimately interested
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2021, 10:16:51 PM
If there's no shortage of suitors why the freak wouldn't you claim him off waivers?

His contract situation isn't horrendous, and you'd be able to guarantee getting him instead if your competition.

Especially with rumors of the Rams, 49rrs, and Seattle all being legitimately interested

https://twitter.com/RVacchianoSNY/status/1457359551246831619?t=f-4zyHunC7Vh1YVEBCGDXQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 08, 2021, 01:14:00 AM
https://twitter.com/RVacchianoSNY/status/1457359551246831619?t=f-4zyHunC7Vh1YVEBCGDXQ&s=19

Fine, I can absolutely understand why a excrement team won't claim him.

But if the Rams, Seattle, Arizona, San Francisco, Green Bay, Tampa claim him you think he's going to throw a bitch fit?

If you're a  contender and think Beckham is a legit weapon, why the freak would you let another contender get him?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 08, 2021, 07:41:52 PM
Seattle has the 9th highest waiver priority

And has to be a strong strong favorite to land him

Being that we want Seattle to tank, this would be incredibly inconvenient
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 08, 2021, 07:50:05 PM
Fine, I can absolutely understand why a excrement team won't claim him.

But if the Rams, Seattle, Arizona, San Francisco, Green Bay, Tampa claim him you think he's going to throw a bitch fit?

If you're a  contender and think Beckham is a legit weapon, why the freak would you let another contender get him?

Because if he doesn't want to be there he will clearly start some excrement that your team doesn't need to deal with.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 08, 2021, 08:45:19 PM
Because if he doesn't want to be there he will clearly start some excrement that your team doesn't need to deal with.

Dude said he wants to play a contender

You know if you're a contender.

Honestly I wish the nfl would suspend his derriere for freaking the waiver system.

What if all nfl players started acting like psychotic little bitches when they get waived, not good for the league

Obviously nothing will ever happen
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 08, 2021, 09:05:35 PM
Dude said he wants to play a contender

You know if you're a contender.

Honestly I wish the nfl would suspend his derriere for freaking the waiver system.

What if all nfl players started acting like psychotic little bitches when they get waived, not good for the league

Obviously nothing will ever happen

He has a list of teams that he thinks are contenders and not every winning team is in there.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 08, 2021, 10:21:42 PM
He has a list of teams that he thinks are contenders and not every winning team is in there.

So not only has he been vocal about it, I'm sure there's players on every team he's friends with.

It's not difficult to figure out if you're on his list.

Regardless it sounds like the entire nfc west should be on his list

So why the freak would any of those teams pass on him and risk him going to a divisional rival?

Looking at the waiver order I have to imagine it's very very unlikely he doesn't get claimed by Seattle
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 08, 2021, 11:48:59 PM
And if he gets claimed by Seattle, whatever. Russell returning is the much bigger deal
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 09, 2021, 08:03:24 AM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
 · 59m
The #Browns and G Wyatt Teller have reached agreement on a four-year contract extension, sources say. He was slated to be a free agent after the season. Now, he’s under contract through 2025 in Cleveland, where OL coach Bill Callahan has tapped into his potential.



one potential gord off the FA list
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on November 09, 2021, 08:50:12 AM
And if he gets claimed by Seattle, whatever. Russell returning is the much bigger deal
He'll be back this week.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on November 09, 2021, 01:14:28 PM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
 · 59m
The #Browns and G Wyatt Teller have reached agreement on a four-year contract extension, sources say. He was slated to be a free agent after the season. Now, he’s under contract through 2025 in Cleveland, where OL coach Bill Callahan has tapped into his potential.

one potential gord off the FA list

Teams are paying to keep the sure thing in house more and more these days, i.e. use your 2022 surplus of early round picks wisely JD.

brownies update: Nick Chubb's tested positive for the Covid.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 09, 2021, 03:29:02 PM
OBJ went thru waivers unclaimed.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 09, 2021, 03:37:10 PM
OBJ went thru waivers unclaimed.

Shocked to hear it, but excited he didn't get claimed by Seattle who appeared to be in the best position to claim him
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on November 09, 2021, 03:58:58 PM
Shocked to hear it, but excited he didn't get claimed by Seattle who appeared to be in the best position to claim him
Not shocked at all...I told you guys a few days ago he wasn't getting claimed.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2021, 06:50:35 PM
Not really a Browns story any more, but the Packers, Titans and Patriots are the teams rumoured to be in on OBJ.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on November 09, 2021, 08:21:49 PM
Not really a Browns story any more, but the Packers, Titans and Patriots are the teams rumoured to be in on OBJ.

So if he wants to be a contender why are two of those teams on the list
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on November 10, 2021, 03:12:05 PM
Mike Garafolo
@MikeGarafolo
 · 59m
The #Browns and G Wyatt Teller have reached agreement on a four-year contract extension, sources say. He was slated to be a free agent after the season. Now, he’s under contract through 2025 in Cleveland, where OL coach Bill Callahan has tapped into his potential.

one potential gord off the FA list

Another gord no longer available in FA - teams are locking up their proven sure things - again, draft wisely JD.

Joel Botino, 3 years, $48M

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1458503776269127681
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2021, 11:47:04 AM
Browns have 17 players including Mayfield on the rona list, and 2 coaches including Stefanski.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 15, 2021, 02:53:40 PM
Browns have 17 players including Mayfield on the rona list, and 2 coaches including Stefanski.
Does anyone remember about 13-14 years ago when the whole Browns organization almost got taken out by a staph infection?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on December 15, 2021, 03:42:38 PM
Does anyone remember about 13-14 years ago when the whole Browns organization almost got taken out by a staph infection?

Are you thinking of the Buccaneers all getting MRSA?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 15, 2021, 07:19:31 PM
Are you thinking of the Buccaneers all getting MRSA?

No but I think those both happened at the same time
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2021, 06:05:06 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/camijustice/status/1471241964242804739?t=gKNQ0baGcuvF5cJD-aLjRA&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 16, 2021, 07:32:49 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/camijustice/status/1471241964242804739?t=gKNQ0baGcuvF5cJD-aLjRA&s=19

That man knew what he was doing.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 25, 2021, 03:48:56 PM
https://twitter.com/sharpfootball/status/1474849904661045249?s=21
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on December 25, 2021, 04:15:59 PM
Baker with 2 ugly interceptions early today. He is obviously in the giving spirit
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Andrew Ryan on December 25, 2021, 04:54:47 PM
Baker with 2 ugly interceptions early today. He is obviously in the giving spirit

Make that 3 in the 1st half (all of which turned into Packer TDs)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on January 06, 2022, 08:42:14 AM
Blaming everyone else and running away is very on brand for Mayfield.

https://twitter.com/MoreForYou_CLE/status/1478890140688957443?t=q7knpTzPKlEdctz6uR8Cfw&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on January 06, 2022, 09:05:47 AM
Blaming everyone else and running away is very on brand for Mayfield.

https://twitter.com/MoreForYou_CLE/status/1478890140688957443?t=q7knpTzPKlEdctz6uR8Cfw&s=19

Carolina will give up a second for him
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 06, 2022, 10:52:21 AM
Carolina will give up a second for him

They will eventually come to Rhule that trade.

I'm not sorry and I'm not leaving.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 06, 2022, 07:45:23 PM
Blaming everyone else and running away is very on brand for Mayfield.

https://twitter.com/MoreForYou_CLE/status/1478890140688957443?t=q7knpTzPKlEdctz6uR8Cfw&s=19

they're going to part this offseason but i don't know if we should put any stock in 'inside information' from an account that confused 'discord' for 'discourse' 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on January 06, 2022, 11:00:07 PM
they're going to part this offseason but i don't know if we should put any stock in 'inside information' from an account that confused 'discord' for 'discourse' 

This would be an interesting game to play. Where does Mayfield go? Can Minnesota get out of Cousins deal? If so I’d see that as a spot.

Maybe Seattle or Houston if they move on from their current situations.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2022, 06:10:19 AM
they're going to part this offseason but i don't know if we should put any stock in 'inside information' from an account that confused 'discord' for 'discourse'
They're having significant discourse and will be launching a podcast together.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on February 22, 2022, 10:46:37 AM
https://twitter.com/God_Son80/status/1496116958525276172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on February 28, 2022, 04:20:23 PM
Quote
Cleveland.com's Mary Kay Cabot reports the Browns "are prepared to pay him [David Njoku] the double-digit millions he’ll get on the open market."

There have also been reports that the Browns could franchise tag Njoku. The well-documented buzz around him returning to Cleveland points toward the team parting ways with Austin Hooper. The Browns can save a few million dollars in 2022 by cutting him in the spring and that number jumps to $9.5 million if he is cut after June 1st. With Harrison Bryant also playing well on his limited reps behind Hooper, the Browns have no reason to hang onto the veteran tight end. All signs point to Njoku returning as the starter with Bryant playing an expanded role in his third season.

Was hoping he'd make it to FA.  I'm not crazy about him and I definitely prefer Schultz but it's good to have options. 
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on February 28, 2022, 04:23:20 PM
Cleveland can continue to neutralize Njoku by using him as a pass protector...
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on February 28, 2022, 05:20:44 PM
that surprises me. Njoku is set to make “tens of millions” on the open market. Is that like $20 million over 4 year? Or like $11 million per year? Because I can’t see him making that much on the market, he doesn’t have the production but he is likely TE2 on the market after Schultz
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2022, 02:59:08 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2022, 03:09:28 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Browns have declined his request to be traded. I love it.  Browns will miss out on Deshaun and either have a QB who hates them or whatever scrub is left in free agency.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2022, 03:14:36 PM
Who is even out there to replace him?

Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota? 

I suppose Cleveland could trade up for one of these average prospects
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on March 17, 2022, 03:22:50 PM
Who is even out there to replace him?

Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota? 

I suppose Cleveland could trade up for one of these average prospects

Fitzmagic, Andy Dalton, Gardner Minschew, Brissett...

Always a chance Watson doesn't go to the Saints and a QB gets freed up (Matt Ryan).

Trade for Crappolo
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on March 17, 2022, 03:29:12 PM
The Browns must have been avid Jets fans in the early 2010s.

Time for them to break out the apology contract
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2022, 03:34:07 PM
The Browns must have been avid Jets fans in the early 2010s.

Time for them to break out the apology contract
This would be worse than our situation, we didn't give Sanchez anything beyond what would have been the 5th and final year of his rookie contract anyway. Cleveland and Baker are already at that point this year.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 17, 2022, 03:43:08 PM
Who is even out there to replace him?

Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota? 

I suppose Cleveland could trade up for one of these average prospects

Josh Johnson.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on March 17, 2022, 03:44:38 PM
Josh Johnson.

We should trade them Mike White
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 17, 2022, 09:08:00 PM
baker is such an attention-whoring drama queen it's unbelievable

the browns never had a shot at watson anyhow. he sends out a self indulgent tweet-notepad goodbye message anyways like anybody actually cares about it. we fvckin dont. and now that he's been cucked as the second option he demands a trade like he has any footing to actually be able to threaten them with a move. 'you didn't break up with me, i broke up with you'.

what a sensitive bitch

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on March 17, 2022, 09:15:15 PM
baker is such an attention-whoring drama queen it's unbelievable

the browns never had a shot at watson anyhow. he sends out a self indulgent tweet-notepad goodbye message anyways like anybody actually cares about it. we fvckin dont. and now that he's been cucked as the second option he demands a trade like he has any footing to actually be able to threaten them with a move. 'you didn't break up with me, i broke up with you'.

what a sensitive bitch



This is Jay Cutler 2.0, same stupid butt hurt BS after McDaniels was sniffing around Cassel cutler pulled this. If you aren’t of the attitude, we’ll excrement I gotta go out there and prove to these assholes I’m the guy, you probably aren’t.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on March 18, 2022, 08:00:35 AM
baker is such an attention-whoring drama queen it's unbelievable

the browns never had a shot at watson anyhow. he sends out a self indulgent tweet-notepad goodbye message anyways like anybody actually cares about it. we fvckin dont. and now that he's been cucked as the second option he demands a trade like he has any footing to actually be able to threaten them with a move. 'you didn't break up with me, i broke up with you'.

what a sensitive bitch



?

He has plenty of footing to threaten them. This is the last year of his rookie contract. If he's not willing to extend, wtf are they going to do? Franchise tag him the next two years?

He has enough leverage to squeeze

That's a cap hit of probably like 34 ish and then maybe 40 million for a guy whose somewhere in the top 15 QB range
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2022, 08:03:43 AM
?

He has plenty of footing to threaten them. This is the last year of his rookie contract. If he's not willing to extend, wtf are they going to do? Franchise tag him the next two years?

He has enough leverage to squeeze

That's a cap hit of probably like 34 ish and then maybe 40 million for a guy whose somewhere in the top 15 QB range

The could just play him this year and let him walk.  It isn't about 2023/4.  What other option does he have this year besides playing or pitching a Jamal Adams until everyone hates him?  What's he gonna do, hold out?  I don't think they give a excrement about keeping him around long term.  He didn't exactly have a stellar year last year.  Worst year of his career so far.  They had a losing record.  He's a placeholder.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on March 18, 2022, 08:10:16 AM
The could just play him this year and let him walk.  It isn't about 2023/4.  What other option does he have this year besides playing or pitching a Jamal Adams until everyone hates him?  What's he gonna do, hold out?  I don't think they give a excrement about keeping him around long term.  He didn't exactly have a stellar year last year.  Worst year of his career so far.  They had a losing record.  He's a placeholder.

He's a 26 year old QB who is presumably better than every single QB in this year's NFL draft.

He's not elite, he's not borderline elite.

But he's almost certainly worth at least a 1st round draft pick, potentially a little bit more because he's a young good QB.

You don't let Baker walk away. Look what the freaking jets got for Sam Darnold. Baker has been exponentially better.

Hell how many teams could instantly chomp at the bit for him? Pittsburgh, Seattle, Houston, Indy, possibly NO.

The dudes not a world beater. But he will 100% have a hot market

And he doesn't have to hold out, he has to say freak you I won't sign an extension. He's too valuable to let walk
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2022, 08:23:51 AM
He's a 26 year old QB who is presumably better than every single QB in this year's NFL draft.

He's not elite, he's not borderline elite.

But he's almost certainly worth at least a 1st round draft pick, potentially a little bit more because he's a young good QB.

You don't let Baker walk away. Look what the freaking jets got for Sam Darnold. Baker has been exponentially better.

Hell how many teams could instantly chomp at the bit for him? Pittsburgh, Seattle, Houston, Indy, possibly NO.

The dudes not a world beater. But he will 100% have a hot market

And he doesn't have to hold out, he has to say freak you I won't sign an extension. He's too valuable to let walk

I misread what you were saying.  They absolutely should trade him if they can.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2022, 08:52:20 AM
He's a 26 year old QB who is presumably better than every single QB in this year's NFL draft.

Sam Darnold proves that you shouldn't trade draft capital for broken goods.

There are several QBs in this draft class that are more talented than Baker Mayfield.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on March 18, 2022, 09:25:40 AM
There are several QBs in this draft class that are more talented than Baker Mayfield.

I don't like Baker as a man or as a player, but that's a bold take. I can certainly see the argument that you'd rather have a rookie than pay Mayfield his 5th year salary (I think about $19M), but more talented?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2022, 09:30:38 AM
I don't like Baker as a man or as a player, but that's a bold take. I can certainly see the argument that you'd rather have a rookie than pay Mayfield his 5th year salary (I think about $19M), but more talented?

Baker Mayfield is 6'0.  He's slow.  He has a bum shoulder.  Everyone is at fault but him.

I don't want that kind of QB on my team. 

Malik Willis has just as much arm talent and he can run.  Plus, he isn't a turd.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 22, 2022, 03:12:32 AM
That's the problem with taking an undersized QB without a great raw skillset that high. You are less likely to get the second chance.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1505955856797642754

I thought Baker would have some value since he was a year removed from a 26 TD/8 Int season and was the No. 1 overall pick recently, but I guess I underestimated how much of a turnoff the contract was. Thankfully, we traded Darnold when we did.

I wonder if he ends up going the Trubisky or Tannehill route. Trubisky spent a year basically away, and now looks a lot more appealing. Tannehill was traded to be a backup then took the job from a faltering Mariota. I imagine he will get another chance, assuming his shoulder is good.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on March 22, 2022, 06:08:13 AM
Demand for QBs is too high for him not to get 1 more shot.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on March 22, 2022, 10:56:03 PM
Demand for QBs is too high for him not to get 1 more shot.

Just makes you wonder how does his value compare to Jimmy G
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on March 23, 2022, 03:06:36 PM
Just makes you wonder how does his value compare to Jimmy G
Weird call.  While the runt comes off as a bit of a douche and while Jimmy G's gone to a SB (outside of NE) he's also dinged-up frequently.

https://www.nfl.com/videos/would-you-rather-have-baker-mayfield-or-jimmy-garoppolo-as-starting-qb-gmfb-weig

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on March 23, 2022, 03:58:59 PM
The interesting thing about Baker is you could trace say a 2nd for him and you'd very likely get back a compensatory 3rd if you let him walk

Assuming the asking price isn't more than a 2nd at this point, it's a very low risk move.

0% chance of it happening, but Miami trading for him would be interesting.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on March 23, 2022, 04:03:18 PM
The interesting thing about Baker is you could trace say a 2nd for him and you'd very likely get back a compensatory 3rd if you let him walk

Assuming the asking price isn't more than a 2nd at this point, it's a very low risk move.

0% chance of it happening, but Miami trading for him would be interesting.

They have a bit under $7M in cap space before they rework some deals to fit Hill in and pay the small handful of late round rookies they'll be able to draft. How do you propose they also accommodate Faker's $18M in order for him to spend a season disrupting Tua?

Also, where are you proposing they get the 2nd round pick from, given their first pick is something like 102?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on March 23, 2022, 10:27:04 PM
They have a bit under $7M in cap space before they rework some deals to fit Hill in and pay the small handful of late round rookies they'll be able to draft. How do you propose they also accommodate Faker's $18M in order for him to spend a season disrupting Tua?

Also, where are you proposing they get the 2nd round pick from, given their first pick is something like 102?

The cap games easy to play

And they have 2nd round picks next year

They can easily give a 3rd or 4th this year, with the 2nd to follow next.

It's stupid because I already acknowledged theres no chance it'll happen. But I do think Baker turns them into a playoff team.

Tua does not
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2022, 11:25:14 AM
https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1526224041153028097?t=YnCAgokcwfbiJkfB3eQfcA&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 16, 2022, 11:28:56 AM
https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1526224041153028097?t=YnCAgokcwfbiJkfB3eQfcA&s=19

What an ingrate (sarcasm)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on May 16, 2022, 12:12:39 PM
Watson is learning to go overseas where he's not under American law.

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2022, 01:09:53 PM
Watson is learning to go overseas where he's not under American law.
IWFL MVP
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on May 16, 2022, 04:16:59 PM
Deshauna, Bahama, come on pretty mama...

http://laws.bahamas.gov.bs/cms/images/LEGISLATION/PRINCIPAL/1991/1991-0009/SexualOffencesAct_1.pdf
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on May 16, 2022, 05:16:30 PM
Deshauna, Bahama, come on pretty mama...

http://laws.bahamas.gov.bs/cms/images/LEGISLATION/PRINCIPAL/1991/1991-0009/SexualOffencesAct_1.pdf

Is it legal to pay for that kind of thing there?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on May 23, 2022, 01:18:40 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/05/22/deshaun-watsons-lawyer-trevor-bauer-suspension-has-no-logical-connection-to-watson/amp/

Sounds like pure speculation

But it's interesting for the conversation to move this direction, plus I'd think these conversations put pressure on the league (and I love how they bring up how Ray Rice almost ended Goodell)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on May 23, 2022, 06:06:23 PM
From "we're not interested in trading him" to "we'll pay a big chunk of his salary if you just take him off our hands" in not very many steps.

https://twitter.com/moreforyou_cle/status/1528764200180400135?s=21&t=Zp7vQ2XlDZNP7Djb3wEofA

freak the Browns, freak the Haslams, and freak Faker.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: dcm1602 on May 23, 2022, 06:42:14 PM
From "we're not interested in trading him" to "we'll pay a big chunk of his salary if you just take him off our hands" in not very many steps.

https://twitter.com/moreforyou_cle/status/1528764200180400135?s=21&t=Zp7vQ2XlDZNP7Djb3wEofA

freak the Browns, freak the Haslams, and freak Faker.

After the above article I'd think twice about trading him if I was the Browns.

Thoguh I'm not exactly sure how useful an extreme malcontent would be
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on May 24, 2022, 05:12:15 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1529217708562210816?t=r1H2gd05adSOtsqN8ZV7GA&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on May 27, 2022, 03:53:57 PM
Quote
Browns signed TE David Njoku to a four-year, $56.8 million extension.

As NFL Network's Ian Rapoport noted, Njoku's yearly average of $14.2 million is the fifth-highest for a tight end. Cleveland placed the franchise tag on Njoku instead of letting him hit the open market, but a long-term deal was always the plan. Njoku has flashed a massive ceiling during his first five years, though he has yet to post a breakout season. The lucrative extension makes it clear that Cleveland sees him as an integral part of their offense and likely an every-down player. If Njoku can pair his playmaking ability with a larger role, an elite fantasy season is on the table

You do you, Cleveland.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on May 27, 2022, 05:52:11 PM
You do you, Cleveland.

Remember when Jets fans were enamored with Njoku as the TE target and felt we could get him for $8-9 million a year because he's been unproductive and misused in Cleveland?

Dalton Shultz has to be pumped about this contract, and the Jets have to feel even better about Uzamoh and Conklin signings now since combined they are getting roughly Njoku's price, hell maybe even less.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: insanity on May 28, 2022, 12:29:21 PM
You do you, Cleveland.
What a God awful deal.  His best starling was 639 and 4 tds.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 28, 2022, 03:20:10 PM
 https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/baker-mayfield-sounds-off-on-browns-return-with-deshaun-watsons-future-in-doubt/ (https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/baker-mayfield-sounds-off-on-browns-return-with-deshaun-watsons-future-in-doubt/)

Baker Mayfield: freak those guys.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on June 28, 2022, 08:50:45 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/baker-mayfield-sounds-off-on-browns-return-with-deshaun-watsons-future-in-doubt/ (https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/baker-mayfield-sounds-off-on-browns-return-with-deshaun-watsons-future-in-doubt/)

Baker Mayfield: freak those guys.

Honestly that’s exactly what he should do/say
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 28, 2022, 09:20:25 PM
Honestly that’s exactly what he should do/say

You are 100% correct.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on August 27, 2022, 08:20:12 PM
Attn. Jimmy Haslam:  Matt Araiza is available
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2022, 03:04:15 PM
https://twitter.com/brie_alyssa/status/1571586222723670016?t=dB_wRWlCkeBw1D8_EdHOJQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on September 18, 2022, 03:18:38 PM
Somebody post the win probabilities before the Chubb score and after here when they come up
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2022, 03:34:17 PM
Somebody post the win probabilities before the Chubb score and after here when they come up
https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1571592850030366720?t=JqJ5nppvbduoXO90W3yQKA&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on September 18, 2022, 03:36:00 PM
https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1571592850030366720?t=JqJ5nppvbduoXO90W3yQKA&s=19

My 1 in a million prayer call seems fairly accurate

Just mind blown. Hopefully we didn’t use up all the luck for the entire season on that one win
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2022, 03:43:24 PM
My 1 in a million prayer call seems fairly accurate

Just mind blown. Hopefully we didn’t use up all the luck for the entire season on that one win
Technically 1 in a thousand.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 18, 2022, 03:46:46 PM
They lost to the Jets. lolbrowns
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2022, 06:36:53 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fc8yclbWYAE7z-Y.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2022, 10:22:21 PM
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1573140310800097287?t=NEnb20nZJaQGFrSeDWxVmw&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2022, 04:51:19 PM
Sounds like Myles Garrett got into a pretty bad car accident, although he's apparently OK.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2022, 04:52:15 PM
Non life threatening injuries.

https://twitter.com/Jake_Trotter/status/1574507638938898432
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2022, 10:28:09 AM
https://twitter.com/DollarDogNick/status/1584917892788883458?t=dijljk38yokHex5LfWsmsQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on November 16, 2022, 12:06:09 PM
Watson's returned to practice today (is eligible to return to play week #13 when the Browns visit the Houston Texans)

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: guinness77 on November 16, 2022, 12:08:41 PM
Watson's returned to practice today (is eligible to return to play week #13 when the Browns visit the Houston Texans)


Gotta either love the NFL’s sense of humor or Goodell just not giving a good freak.

Either way he’s a piece of excrement.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 22, 2022, 08:36:29 PM
https://www.news5cleveland.com/sports/browns/video-firstenergy-stadium-field-torn-up-by-unknown-driver-browns-notify-police
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on November 29, 2022, 06:36:37 AM
https://twitter.com/hutchinsonb_ff/status/1597268432310784000?s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on July 24, 2023, 09:38:13 AM
What an absolute turd this man is. "Here's a whole string of excuses as to why none of this is my fault."

https://twitter.com/StephenAndress1/status/1683155264550084611

I hope he suffers a catastrophic injury that fucks both him and the Browns for a long time.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on July 24, 2023, 10:00:11 AM
What an absolute turd this man is. "Here's a whole string of excuses as to why none of this is my fault."

https://twitter.com/StephenAndress1/status/1683155264550084611

I hope he suffers a catastrophic injury that fucks both him and the Browns for a long time.

He called it an "ordeal"

incredible stuff
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 24, 2023, 11:29:36 AM
Yeah he can get hit by a bus.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on July 24, 2023, 05:29:11 PM
Yeah he can get hit by a bus.
“#72 in your program”

http://mike-stephenson.org/buses/usacoaches/DSCN1473.jpg

Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 11, 2023, 10:58:44 PM
Browns using Elijah Moore like he's Braxton Berrios.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on October 01, 2023, 09:16:51 AM
I'm sorry what

https://twitter.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1708484531542450494?t=KDChDeBhYWgk51oNk3q04A&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on October 01, 2023, 10:02:56 AM
I'm sorry what

https://twitter.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1708484531542450494?t=KDChDeBhYWgk51oNk3q04A&s=19

https://twitter.com/David_Njoku80/status/1708196576437362936 (https://twitter.com/David_Njoku80/status/1708196576437362936)

Mans going full supervillain
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2023, 11:11:35 PM
Despite having been medically cleared to play since last week, Deshaun Watson will apparently also not play this weekend against the Niners.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2023, 11:18:06 PM
Despite having been medically cleared to play since last week, Deshaun Watson will apparently also not play this weekend against the Niners.

What a fully guaranteed contract does to a mf
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2023, 11:20:20 PM
What a fully guaranteed contract does to a mf

Especially when 90% of the people in any given stadium, including your own, think you're a massive queynte and aren't afraid to let you know. The only Browns fan I know IRL gave up over two decades of supporting the team and walked away when Haslam signed Watson; I don't know if he'll go back when they're both gone, but if I had to bet on it I don't think he will. He definitely won't while either of them is still there.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Jumbo on October 13, 2023, 02:50:27 AM
Especially when 90% of the people in any given stadium, including your own, think you're a massive queynte and aren't afraid to let you know. The only Browns fan I know IRL gave up over two decades of supporting the team and walked away when Haslam signed Watson; I don't know if he'll go back when they're both gone, but if I had to bet on it I don't think he will. He definitely won't while either of them is still there.

We almost traded for Tyreek Hill. Most of the NFL does not care. The best part of the situation is that Watson is nowhere near his previous standard and Cleveland is just stuck with him.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2023, 02:24:47 PM
Quote
Jason_OTC
@Jason_OTC
Deshaun Watson's 2024 salary cap charge is $63.977 million. Cost to cut is $200.915 million. #Browns need something to really change here.

The Browns should actively encourage him to do stupid excrement off the field so they can void his guarantees.  They are fucked for a long time unless he plays decent at some point.   They should buy him hookers and deny they did it.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2023, 08:30:00 PM
 (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20231023/210357f7d7de2f7093de1ce5192a38b6.jpg)
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 27, 2023, 04:31:50 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1717028161106370999 (https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1717028161106370999)

Posted solely for the Brady Quinn "How about we massage this conversation..." line.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Heismanberg on October 27, 2023, 04:42:25 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1717028161106370999 (https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1717028161106370999)

Posted solely for the Brady Quinn "How about we massage this conversation..." line.

wanna see a dead body?
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2023, 05:18:41 PM
Best moment of Quinn's career.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: reuben on October 27, 2023, 08:18:44 PM
Quote
Quinn said:
"How about we massage this conversation and get it to a happy ending?

Eh.  Seems a little forced to me.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 27, 2023, 08:29:10 PM
Eh.  Seems a little forced to me.
Well played.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 29, 2023, 02:44:10 PM
Dorian Thompson-Robinson is in the concussion protocol. Joe Flacco is taking their QB1 snaps now.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Johnny English on November 29, 2023, 03:46:15 PM
Dorian Thompson-Robinson is in the concussion protocol. Joe Flacco is taking their QB1 snaps now.

It's pretty much Boyle v Siemian territory.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: MBGreen on March 15, 2024, 12:37:34 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768692099925307743?t=C8j5Y6b9rE-a--d2jn9bjA&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Badger on March 23, 2024, 09:15:49 AM
https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1771305757369053486?t=xF8gfIowKKpYEhlSBfB0FA&s=19
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: Libero_2 on March 23, 2024, 10:31:37 AM
https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1771305757369053486?t=xF8gfIowKKpYEhlSBfB0FA&s=19

Damn that defense was pretty good for cheap last year
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2024, 10:36:23 AM
Browns sign Justin Hardee.
Title: Re: lolBrowns
Post by: delavan on April 17, 2024, 11:02:10 PM
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1780597355773096140

Brownies crowing about their helmets being ”the perfect symbol for the birthplace of football when it’s common knowledge that the first game of gridiron (i.e. American) football was between the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and Princeton.

Also nice to know that they’re heralding and celebrating a new era by with a return to their old helmets…or is it the white facemasks?…smh   #woodycanrelate