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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: Badger on July 15, 2015, 09:33:27 PM
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This thread will serve as a compendium of all the fatherly wisdom that JO has to offer.
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That is quite true.
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^^
I read that as "all the fatherly wisdom that JE has to offer."
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"If you have to take one for the team, go all out and do it right. Remember, by definition, all of her friends are hotter than her and girls love to talk."
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Some good advice I've seen/heard over the years.....
"Punch the one talking the most excrement."
"When you're 40 freaking years old you can eat as many godddamn cookies as you please"
"It's not about not doing stupid things, It's about not being stupid while doing stupid things"
"take a good long look at her mother....that's where she's headed"
"Never pass up an opportunity to shut the freak up."
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
"Don’t be humble. You’re not that good.”
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Some good advice I've seen/heard over the years.....
1. "Punch the one talking the most excrement."
2. "When you're 40 freaking years old you can eat as many godddamn cookies as you please"
3. "It's not about not doing stupid things, It's about not being stupid while doing stupid things"
4. "take a good long look at her mother....that's where she's headed"
5. "Never pass up an opportunity to shut the freak up."
6. "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
7. "Don’t be humble. You’re not that good.”
1. Guinness
2. Me
3. Tommy
4. JFIF
5. Heismanberg
6. JE
7. MBGreen
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1. Guinness
2. Me
3. Tommy
4. JFIF
5. Heismanberg
6. JE
7. MBGreen
Haha, can't argue with that.
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Punch me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize
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1. Guinness
2. Me
3. Tommy
4. JFIF
5. Heismanberg
6. JE
7. MBGreen
Spot on hahaha.
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As to the subject... Get a cat instead.
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Boys learn from the natural consequences of their actions.
Girls don't learn. Ever.
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"It's not about not doing stupid things, It's about not being stupid while doing stupid things"
This is underrated advice.
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This is underrated advice.
I think it's pretty close to only break one law at a time.
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http://adequateman.deadspin.com/14-things-you-will-say-to-your-kids-a-million-goddamn-t-1717985943
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http://adequateman.deadspin.com/14-things-you-will-say-to-your-kids-a-million-goddamn-t-1717985943
cant access blog
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cant access blog
sounds like a personal problem
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I'm going to some kid's birthday party tomorrow morning, and I'm pretty sure I won't know anyone there. I'm not even sure how my wife knows these people. How do I cope?
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I'm going to some kid's birthday party tomorrow morning, and I'm pretty sure I won't know anyone there. I'm not even sure how my wife knows these people. How do I cope?
Meet people. How is this difficult?
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Meet people. How is this difficult?
He's a gov't employee, it expressly states in the employees manual that he's not to converse with others, unless it's combative in nature.
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Masturbate and fall asleep in bathroom.
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I'm going to some kid's birthday party tomorrow morning, and I'm pretty sure I won't know anyone there. I'm not even sure how my wife knows these people. How do I cope?
Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Bring your own hip flask...
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Meet people. How is this difficult?
Do I have toooooo?
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Smartphone, jet offensive, bathroom, fake shitting.
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Smartphone, jet offensive, bathroom, fake shitting.
Talking to strangers might not be as bad as reading Puck's shitposts.
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Drink and hit on other moms
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It was at 10 AM at a less shitty local version of Chuck E. Cheese. No booze. I just held my son and looked busy with him.
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Talking to strangers might not be as bad as reading Puck's shitposts.
#hireRex
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It was at 10 AM at a less shitty local version of Chuck E. Cheese. No booze. I just held my son and looked busy with him.
What an awful party
Brilliant strategy though.
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Serious question for the guys who have become dad's recently. Did you read anything or take any of these pre birth classes? My gut tells me we don't need to do many of them but maybe I'm wrong?
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Serious question for the guys who have become dad's recently. Did you read anything or take any of these pre birth classes? My gut tells me we don't need to do many of them but maybe I'm wrong?
We took one at the hospital for the first kid. It's not a make or break deal, but the best part was actually learning about what to expect with the process. Not just breathing techniques, but how the timeline typically goes in the hospital. It was helpful for us. Cuts down on the surprises when the big day comes.
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we did a pre-parenting seminar thing and it wasnt terribly useful.
the hospital did a pre-register, where they showed us everything and walked us through the process, which WAS helpful, but it was also required by the hospital.
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I would offer advice but my parenting is/was reserved for 10-17 y/o's ( I helped raise 2 kids that weren't my own). Good luck.
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Serious question for the guys who have become dad's recently. Did you read anything or take any of these pre birth classes? My gut tells me we don't need to do many of them but maybe I'm wrong?
I helped raise my nephew from birth and my wife was a nanny in college, so the classes all seemed kind of unnecessary. They can help if it's new or frightening, though. The biggest thing is that I could tell you nothing is quite as frightening or serious as you'll think it is, but it won't change how you react. Every little thing will seem terribly important, but when you look back you'll be amazed that you worried about ultimately meaningless things. I guess just try to keep that in mind.
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Why the freak do you need a class for throwing something in a dumpster?
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Why the freak do you need a class for throwing something in a dumpster?
lololololololol
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Why the freak do you need a class for throwing something in a dumpster?
Ha.
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I helped raise my nephew from birth and my wife was a nanny in college, so the classes all seemed kind of unnecessary. They can help if it's new or frightening, though. The biggest thing is that I could tell you nothing is quite as frightening or serious as you'll think it is, but it won't change how you react. Every little thing will seem terribly important, but when you look back you'll be amazed that you worried about ultimately meaningless things. I guess just try to keep that in mind.
We're still pretty far away so I haven't been worried about much yet. That's actually kind of why I asked because I thought maybe I was being too casual about everything so far.
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Thanks for all the othe input guys. I think she has one class or seminar thing she wants to go to so I'll do that and probably not worry about more.
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we did a pre-parenting seminar thing and it wasnt terribly useful.
the hospital did a pre-register, where they showed us everything and walked us through the process, which WAS helpful, but it was also required by the hospital.
Hospital pre-register was very helpful. Especially because my wife's water unexpectedly broke the next day so I remembered exactly where to go at the hospital.
We took an online video seminar about birthing and the different options for delivery. Didn't matter since his circumstances necessitated a C section.
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My wife has five younger siblings and used to be a nanny so we didn't do any baby classes. The nurses at the hospital helped me pick stuff up.
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My wife has five younger siblings and used to be a nanny so we didn't do any baby classes. The nurses at the hospital helped me pick stuff up.
How come you haven't had another kid yet?
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Yeah, ours is doing that pre register thing too.
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My wife has five younger siblings and used to be a nanny so we didn't do any baby classes. The nurses at the hospital helped me pick stuff up.
My girl is an only child and I have an older sibling.
I'm so fucked.
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Here's something to remember- when you're sitting in the hospital and they roll the baby in to you, below the baby is a ton of supplies like blankets, diapers and formula. Deplete that excrement on an hourly basis, or when shifts change. Use every opportunity to grab as much of the free diapers and formula as you can, and keep asking them to restock it for you. Also, when you're about to check out and bring the baby home, ask them to give you some parting gifts- they always do.
Congrats on the pending arrival. You'll find that being a parent for the first time is truly a mind-blowing experience.
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^I grabbed as many AD packets as I could before we went home.
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The nurses practically made us take all the diapers. I guess they probably toss it if you don't. So much waste in hospitals.
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Common sense is key. That's all you really need.
A class might help you feel more comfortable and it's only a few hours. We did one and I found it helpful, but, I had barely even so much as held a kid before I had one.
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Common sense is key. That's all you really need.
A class might help you feel more comfortable and it's only a few hours. We did one and I found it helpful, but, I had barely even so much as held a kid before I had one.
You just effectively eliminated half the schmucks on this site.
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If you leave a package of baby wipes in the car in sub-freezing weather, will the wipes freeze stiff?
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If you leave a package of baby wipes in the car in sub-freezing weather, will the wipes freeze stiff?
That's worth betting vcash on. I guess it depends on the freezing point of any liquids in there besides water. Since they are probably almost all water, I'd say yes unless it's just a hair below freezing.
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This should be fun, two schmucks and a science experiment.
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yes. yes they will.
and when you thaw them out, the get soapy and weird. it dried out or first kids butt a bit, we never did it again.
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I dated a girl with a kid for the first time. I stopped dating her because I think her kid has Aspergers.
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lmao
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If you leave a package of baby wipes in the car in sub-freezing weather, will the wipes freeze stiff?
Yes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81M3g3zjXc
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My in-laws want to buy a whole life insurance policy for my son and want to know what my wife and I think. Specifically, it's the Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan.
I don't know much about whole life insurance except for the basic difference it has from term life.
After some cursory research it seems like their money could be better invested in something else if they want to leave him something with value, but I'm not really comfortable telling them how to spend their money. But my biggest area of discomfort is still my lack of knowledge about how it would actually work. I'm having trouble finding anything about it that isn't trying to sell it to me.
What do?
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Your gut is correct. Get a term policy and use some other vehicle to invest (mutual funds, etc.) I've never heard anything good about whole life policies from anyone that wasn't trying to sell me one. They are great.....for your insurance agent.
Term policies are cheap and cover the basics that you should be worried about (croaking and leaving your family broke).
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Maybe they would be interested in something else like a 529 account for college
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Maybe they would be interested in something else like a 529 account for college
Based on what I've been reading for the last hour or so, this seems like a good way to go and an easy alternative to present to their idea.
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Based on what I've been reading for the last hour or so, this seems like a good way to go and an easy alternative to present to their idea.
Yeah. Look into your state and see which plans are best. I can't remember if only the person that writes the check gets to deduct it on state taxes or if it's the account holder. Bonus if you get a tax deduction from Grandma's check.
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Give your kid some coke and put him on the street. Quick ROI
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I used to be a life insurance agent. If you have the means to buy Whole Life over Term, and you're buying life insurance anyway, then you should do so.
For a child though? I wouldn't bother with the Gerber thing. IIRC, the Gerber policy is a term policy while the child is under 18 and can then be converted to a whole policy when the child matures at 18. (I don't recall clearly though, so don't quote me there--it's been almost 20 years.)
Investing that money into a college fund makes much more sense. While I certainly believe it's never too early to invest in life insurance (lowest possible premiums, highest possible payout, and you always want to assure your loved ones can carry on in your absence) a child will gain far more from lower college education costs than having a small insurance policy--and have better means to later provide for family members, including purchasing a quality life insurance plan as an adult.
And that's exactly how I'd frame the argument to anyone who wants to invest in my child's future.
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http://nypost.com/2016/03/17/dad-kills-metrocard-scammer-who-ripped-off-his-kid-cops/
On an unrelated note, welcome aboard UKK.
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Dadger 2.0
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Good excrement badger, Congrats!
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That was a great post.
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You knocked up again Badger? Way to go man.
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Thanks guys. Wasn't sure if I was gonna make it public on FB or JO first, but I figured it would just work itself out.
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Wow. Great news! Congrats brotha
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Way to freak, man.
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ya man, way to go. we're not having any more, so i wont get a girl. i was hoping, but i love my 2 boys. enjoy it dude
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Congrats.
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I already knew about this from my February trip, right Badger? You told us then?
Congrats btw, I think we already toasted this lol.
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I already knew about this from my February trip, right Badger? You told us then?
Congrats btw, I think we already toasted this lol.
Yes, you guys got the news early.
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Congrats Badger!
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Way to not be a homo!
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I watch Peppa Pig all day
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I watch Peppa Pig all day
I hate that excrement. Thank God my kid only liked it for about 3 days.
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Talking to strangers might not be as bad as reading Puck's shitposts.
Looooool
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Yes, you guys got the news early.
You know, when I saw this thread bumped, I thought you told us in February and I thought this was an actual birth announcement, but then I realized it was way too early for any baby to be coming by now. So, I kind of blanked here. Ha, I'm burnt.
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I watch Peppa Pig all day
BIG BALLOON BIG BALLOON
HIGHER THAN THE SUN AND MOON...
My oldest liked it for a bit, but now she's moved on to big girl stuff like freaking My Little Pony and Mutt & Stuff. Yay.
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I was Ryder from the Paw Patrol this past Halloween.
No bullshit. Now, that's how to dad.
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How come you haven't had another kid yet?
I knocked up my wife within a month of this post.
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I was Ryder from the Paw Patrol this past Halloween.
No bullshit. Now, that's how to dad.
I want to do a Groot/Rocket Raccoon duo with my son next Halloween.
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I knocked up my wife within a month of this post.
subliminal message mode disengage
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You know, when I saw this thread bumped, I thought you told us in February and I thought this was an actual birth announcement, but then I realized it was way too early for any baby to be coming by now. So, I kind of blanked here. Ha, I'm burnt.
I just went public with it on Facebook yesterday.
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I just went public with it on Facebook yesterday.
I know that. Now.
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I want to do a Groot/Rocket Raccoon duo with my son next Halloween.
I'm either gonna be Groo from Despicable Me or the popcorn guy at the end of Mutt & Stuff. My oldest has about 5 months to figure it out. Although, she'll probably be on to something else by then.
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My kids love the Minions right now. We made 4 of these last week.
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You made replica's of Koz's head?
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I want to do a Groot/Rocket Raccoon duo with my son next Halloween.
Almost did that one with Reilly, but then he switched at the last second to wanting to do Batman and Robin. Sadly, I was Robin. We've also been Iron Man and Captain America, Bruce Banner and mini-Hulk, and Kylo Ren and Han Solo (which became even better after the movie came out). My daughter was Rey this year and my wife was an Ewok, which was the first time we've all worked together.
The only one my wife ever said no to was Tyrion and Bronn. For some reason she wants Reilly to know who he's dressing as. Lame.
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Tyrion and Bronn would be epic. Just educate the lad with some cliff notes.
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My wife is due in early July. Saw the thread and figured this is a good place to toss that info out.
Here is a collection of the stuff I bought for Cane Jr. before the wife banned me from buying baby stuff without her approval:
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Then I bought this:
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Sean Taylor Onesie Jersey. She learned a valuable lesson that day.
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My wife is due in early July. Saw the thread and figured this is a good place to toss that info out.
Here is a collection of the stuff I bought for Cane Jr. before the wife banned me from buying baby stuff without her approval:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160405/88dfc8a87590e4ba14d02ad1b877d39c.jpg)
Then I bought this:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160405/18b0313a84cf71deaaad3e875ca377dd.jpg)
Sean Taylor Onesie Jersey. She learned a valuable lesson that day.
You are going to be a good dad.
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Awesome. Your child will have all the jerseys.
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Awesome. Your child will have all the jerseys.
That's the plan. Congrats to you, too.
You are going to be a good dad.
Thanks. I'll be happy to let him find his own path in life, but some stuff isn't debatable.
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Thanks. I'll be happy to let him find his own path in life, but some stuff isn't debatable.
At least let him make his own decision on the Turtles though, eh?
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At least let him make his own decision on the Turtles though, eh?
It's hard to tell in the pic, but that is actually a four pack of ninja turtles pacifiers. The choice is his.
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It's hard to tell in the pic, but that is actually a four pack of ninja turtles pacifiers. The choice is his.
Give him Michaelangelo, it's really the only choice.
#shitparenting
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Raphael was always the best one.
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My wife is due in early July. Saw the thread and figured this is a good place to toss that info out.
Here is a collection of the stuff I bought for Cane Jr. before the wife banned me from buying baby stuff without her approval:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160405/88dfc8a87590e4ba14d02ad1b877d39c.jpg)
Then I bought this:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160405/18b0313a84cf71deaaad3e875ca377dd.jpg)
Sean Taylor Onesie Jersey. She learned a valuable lesson that day.
Awesome. Love your strategy.
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My wife is due in early July. Saw the thread and figured this is a good place to toss that info out.
Here is a collection of the stuff I bought for Cane Jr. before the wife banned me from buying baby stuff without her approval:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160405/88dfc8a87590e4ba14d02ad1b877d39c.jpg)
Then I bought this:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160405/18b0313a84cf71deaaad3e875ca377dd.jpg)
Sean Taylor Onesie Jersey. She learned a valuable lesson that day.
Congrats bro and I I can only say in regards to your jersey's and ruining your kid for life (making him a Jets fan lol)........... It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission. Keep up the good work.
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Thank you, guys.
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So yesterday morning my wife woke up with abdominal pains and long story short she'll be in the hospital for the rest of the week, but the baby is OK.
The doctors believe the pain is from a degenerating fibroid and they have her taking indocin to help her avoid going into preterm labor, since we are only at 28 weeks.
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So yesterday morning my wife woke up with abdominal pains and long story short she'll be in the hospital for the rest of the week, but the baby is OK.
The doctors believe the pain is from a degenerating fibroid and they have her taking indocin to help her avoid going into preterm labor, since we are only at 28 weeks.
Good to hear the baby is OK. We'll be thinking of you bud.
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Jesus. Good luck Badger.
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So yesterday morning my wife woke up with abdominal pains and long story short she'll be in the hospital for the rest of the week, but the baby is OK.
The doctors believe the pain is from a degenerating fibroid and they have her taking indocin to help her avoid going into preterm labor, since we are only at 28 weeks.
The baby is fine and looks like she's in good hands. Hoping for a speedy recovery for her.
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So yesterday morning my wife woke up with abdominal pains and long story short she'll be in the hospital for the rest of the week, but the baby is OK.
The doctors believe the pain is from a degenerating fibroid and they have her taking indocin to help her avoid going into preterm labor, since we are only at 28 weeks.
That's gotta be terrifying. Take good care of your boy. He's not going to understand any of this. Are you able to take today and tomorrow off?
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So yesterday morning my wife woke up with abdominal pains and long story short she'll be in the hospital for the rest of the week, but the baby is OK.
The doctors believe the pain is from a degenerating fibroid and they have her taking indocin to help her avoid going into preterm labor, since we are only at 28 weeks.
I hope she gets better and the baby is safe/healthy.
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Fibroids... The reason I have cats. freak fibroids. Good luck Badge.
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That's gotta be terrifying. Take good care of your boy. He's not going to understand any of this. Are you able to take today and tomorrow off?
Yes, I have a ton of leave saved up.
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Good luck man! Angie had a bunch of issues with the first preg, at one point they said they had lost the beat, but once we got passed those issues her and baby were gold.
You'll be gold too!
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Best wishes going forward Badger.
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You guys can't catch a break on these pregnancies. Good luck with everything!
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"Hey guys, you know what this thread is missing? Pictures of those adorable kids of yours."
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/\Puck's illegitimate son?
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/\Puck's illegitimate son?
We affectionately refer to him as...TheDarkKnight
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh my god
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My wife got the all clear today and we're finally all home now.
She's going back to work tomorrow but she suggested I stay home with the baby so she doesn't have to chauffeur him around before and after work.
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Well guys I just drink a gallon of cyanide it was nice knowing you all.....ok it really wasn't goodbye......
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My wife got the all clear today and we're finally all home now.
She's going back to work tomorrow but she suggested I stay home with the baby so she doesn't have to chauffeur him around before and after work.
Awesome news. Glad to hear she is better.
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My wife got the all clear today and we're finally all home now.
She's going back to work tomorrow but she suggested I stay home with the baby so she doesn't have to chauffeur him around before and after work.
Awesome. Glad to hear all is OK. Now gets back to mock drafting 2017.
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My wife got the all clear today and we're finally all home now.
She's going back to work tomorrow but she suggested I stay home with the baby so she doesn't have to chauffeur him around before and after work.
That's great to hear. I'm at the point where literally every slight groan my wife makes terrifies me.
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Good news Badge, give her our best wishes.
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/\Puck's illegitimate son?
We affectionately refer to him as...TheDarkKnight
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Why not both?
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My wife got the all clear today and we're finally all home now.
She's going back to work tomorrow but she suggested I stay home with the baby so she doesn't have to chauffeur him around before and after work.
That's great news.
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My wife got the all clear today and we're finally all home now.
She's going back to work tomorrow but she suggested I stay home with the baby so she doesn't have to chauffeur him around before and after work.
Cool news bro, I am happy for you, now you can go drinking and whoring again.
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Was never worried.
I mean really.... I didn't care.
JK bro. Glad all is well.
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Glad to hear Badger! I hope this was the last of the stress.
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Great news, Badge. Hope it's clear sailing for you guys the rest of the way.
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Hey all, just wanted to give a quick update on Baby Cane. ETA is in a few weeks and he's measuring pretty big (like 85th percentile). There was a little scare with an elevated heart rate, but he's been stable for a little bit now so the doctors are happy and he shows no sign of any issues stemming from it.
On a much less important note, I've made another huge pickup for his stock of Hurricane stuff. Thanks to some marginal photoshop skills and a shutterfly gift card, I made this:
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A Hurricanes Alphabet book (note the bonus points by putting the wife as top billing).
Some highlights:
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160531/e8c5c7c98f4f67e888aaf1cef9e7aec1.jpg)
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160531/b7605f4a0436db12692450fbfbeb719b.jpg)
He could become the biggest FSU fan in the world, but no one will question my hustle sway him towards the U.
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Did you go to Miami?
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Did you go to Miami?
Nope, just a childhood frontrunner that stuck.
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Nope, just a childhood frontrunner that stuck.
Are you from Florida?
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Are you from Florida?
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Well, glad to hear Cane Jr is doing well in there.
How did you get so into the U? I always found it odd that people not from the state the school plays, or who didn't attend, become such diehard fans.
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Nope, just a childhood frontrunner that stuck.
I didn't know the back story. Now I can't talk housing prices in Coral Gables with you.
Hopefully your kiddo emulates and doesn't rebel and start rooting for the gators. That would be bad.
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Well, glad to hear Cane Jr is doing well in there.
How did you get so into the U? I always found it odd that people not from the state the school plays, or who didn't attend, become such diehard fans.
I can't speak for everyone, but a lot of it has to do with what it was like to grow up as a college football fan in New Jersey. I grew up 15 minutes from Rutgers Stadium, but it wasn't even a consideration to be an RU fan in the mid to late nineties. They were such a joke that it really wasn't an option; so, if you wanted to watch CFB, you would generally pick one of the schools that were always on TV, such as Notre Dame, Penn State, or one of the Florida schools.
I picked Miami because they had a coolness about them and I would see them whooping on people (read: Rutgers) on TV. From that point, my love of CFB as a whole intensified my fandom.
Now, I'm also passionate about RU as an alum because I was in school during the turnaround in the kid to late 00s (and baby has plenty of Rutgers stuff too), but Miami still has that childhood hook in me.
Sorry for the sociology essay, but I've always been interested in the loyalties of CFB fans in NJ. Nj is so hard to recruit for Rutgers because none of the fathers/families grew up as Rutgers fans.
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I can't speak for everyone, but a lot of it has to do with what it was like to grow up as a college football fan in New Jersey. I grew up 15 minutes from Rutgers Stadium, but it wasn't even a consideration to be an RU fan in the mid to late nineties. They were such a joke that it really wasn't an option; so, if you wanted to watch CFB, you would generally pick one of the schools that were always on TV, such as Notre Dame, Penn State, or one of the Florida schools.
I picked Miami because they had a coolness about them and I would see them whooping on people (read: Rutgers) on TV. From that point, my love of CFB as a whole intensified my fandom.
Now, I'm also passionate about RU as an alum because I was in school during the turnaround in the kid to late 00s (and baby has plenty of Rutgers stuff too), but Miami still has that childhood hook in me.
Sorry for the sociology essay, but I've always been interested in the loyalties of CFB fans in NJ. Nj is so hard to recruit for Rutgers because none of the fathers/families grew up as Rutgers fans.
Ah, makes sense. Thanks.
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Congrats Cane!
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good to hear man. how is your wife? mine was miserable the last month of our second kid, pre-natal diabetes or whatever, and it was a record humid june. the first tho, she was cool as a cucumber. weirddddd
on another note, im dad of the year. bray has a field trip thursday to the zoo i volunteered to go on. i forgot to put it in my book, planned a bunch of excrement at work i cant move now, and thus cant go on the trip. so my wife is filling my spot, but cant bring the baby cause shes going on the bus. so i've gotta pay for a babysitter for the day and buy a new pack-n-play cause eli is a monster. this field trip cost me $160 bucks and a day out with my kid. plus another $250 bucks for a day out(jays game, lego world, aquarium, train tickets, food, souvenirs) with just me and bray to make up. dont do that.
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good to hear man. how is your wife? mine was miserable the last month of our second kid, pre-natal diabetes or whatever, and it was a record humid june. the first tho, she was cool as a cucumber. weirddddd
on another note, im dad of the year. bray has a field trip thursday to the zoo i volunteered to go on. i forgot to put it in my book, planned a bunch of excrement at work i cant move now, and thus cant go on the trip. so my wife is filling my spot, but cant bring the baby cause shes going on the bus. so i've gotta pay for a babysitter for the day and buy a new pack-n-play cause eli is a monster. this field trip cost me $160 bucks and a day out with my kid. plus another $250 bucks for a day out(jays game, lego world, aquarium, train tickets, food, souvenirs) with just me and bray to make up. dont do that.
The latter part sucks, man. It happens to everyone once in a while though, and I'm sure your son will only remember the day he spends with you after its all said and done.
As for my wife, she's doing ok, but I can tell she's just about ready to go, especially now that it's getting hotter. The fact that she can see the end of the road makes it a bit easier mentally as it gets tougher physically.
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For not planning on it I did get lucky to get past the goalie in June last year if it had to happen. We were turning the heat down to 55 at night all winter and she was still miserable most of the time. Would not want to see what it would have been like at 8 months and with high temps and humidity.
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For not planning on it I did get lucky to get past the goalie in June last year if it had to happen. We were turning the heat down to 55 at night all winter and she was still miserable most of the time. Would not want to see what it would have been like at 8 months and with high temps and humidity.
Can confirm, this sucks.
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Hey all, just wanted to give a quick update on Baby Cane. ETA is in a few weeks and he's measuring pretty big (like 85th percentile). There was a little scare with an elevated heart rate, but he's been stable for a little bit now so the doctors are happy and he shows no sign of any issues stemming from it.
Just hang in there, in no time you'll be a Dad, then the real fun begins. Good luck.
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http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/
I'm sure some of you have seen this. This gives you a way to get your kid to sleep and listen to some decent jams at the same time. There's some not-so-good music mixed in here too but they are plenty of good ones like AC/DC, Aerosmith, Pearl Jam, Van Halen, and even some Muse for Johnny English.
Nothing says go to sleep like Black Sabbath.
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As read by Samuel L Jackson
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http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/
I'm sure some of you have seen this. This gives you a way to get your kid to sleep and listen to some decent jams at the same time. There's some not-so-good music mixed in here too but they are plenty of good ones like AC/DC, Aerosmith, Pearl Jam, Van Halen, and even some Muse for Johnny English.
Nothing says go to sleep like Black Sabbath.
My wife has that for the car. Never listened to it.
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I've got 3 of these baby nursery things. The early November, the starting line, and I think Andrew McMahon.
We've never played them
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Most important update from me:
Baby boy born June 11, now three weeks into babying. He's healthy and my wife is doing great.
When he had his elevated heart rate we were in the hospital for 13 days at around 32 weeks, then one day it just corrected itself. The doctors say there are no signs of issues at all since birth and there shouldn't be in the future.
What I've leaned so far is that changing diapers really isn't as bad as I expected, babies make a lot of concerning noises (most of which mean nothing), and my job is basically to keep him from hurting himself. My wife is a pediatric/former nicu nurse so she is a stud with most of this stuff, making my adjustment a lot easier.
Thanks to everyone for the kind words/support during the pregnancy; as I think guinness said, now the fun really has started.
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Most important update from me:
Baby boy born June 11, now three weeks into babying. He's healthy and my wife is doing great.
When he had his elevated heart rate we were in the hospital for 13 days at around 32 weeks, then one day it just corrected itself. The doctors say there are no signs of issues at all since birth and there shouldn't be in the future.
What I've leaned so far is that changing diapers really isn't as bad as I expected, babies make a lot of concerning noises (most of which mean nothing), and my job is basically to keep him from hurting himself. My wife is a pediatric/former nicu nurse so she is a stud with most of this stuff, making my adjustment a lot easier.
Thanks to everyone for the kind words/support during the pregnancy; as I think guinness said, now the fun really has started.
Congrats on the babby, babby
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How does anyone who doesn't make 100k a year afford childcare?
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How does anyone who doesn't make 100k a year afford childcare?
I've got 2 in childcare right now. My 4 year old had the nerve to ask me why I work so much. I wanted to tell him to get a freaking job.
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Most important update from me:
Baby boy born June 11, now three weeks into babying. He's healthy and my wife is doing great.
When he had his elevated heart rate we were in the hospital for 13 days at around 32 weeks, then one day it just corrected itself. The doctors say there are no signs of issues at all since birth and there shouldn't be in the future.
What I've leaned so far is that changing diapers really isn't as bad as I expected, babies make a lot of concerning noises (most of which mean nothing), and my job is basically to keep him from hurting himself. My wife is a pediatric/former nicu nurse so she is a stud with most of this stuff, making my adjustment a lot easier.
Thanks to everyone for the kind words/support during the pregnancy; as I think guinness said, now the fun really has started.
Way to go Cane! Hope he enjoys the sports onesies you got him
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I've got 2 in childcare right now. My 4 year old had the nerve to ask me why I work so much. I wanted to tell him to get a freaking job.
Hahahahaha
Day care is freaking expensive.
Congrats to Cane and mrs Cane. Just give it time on the diapers. Once they start eating real food, those diapers get a lot more shittier and smellier.
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Diapers still aren't bad when it's yours. I was thinking it would get worse and even though they have its still not a big deal.
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I hate when they look at you and laugh as you have to change their derriere explosion.
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Diapers still aren't bad when it's yours. I was thinking it would get worse and even though they have its still not a big deal.
Is yours eating "real" food yet?
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Is yours eating "real" food yet?
Yeah, it's way more gross but I pictured myself gagging and excrement. I just breathe through my mouth and don't look at it too much.
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How does anyone who doesn't make 100k a year afford childcare?
No clue. We make very good money and STILL I feel like I wouldn't be able to afford childcare. We never had to, though.
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No clue. We make very good money and STILL I feel like I wouldn't be able to afford childcare. We never had to, though.
Sadly we do or will in the near future. Not to be a Debbie downer in here but I just found out I'm getting laid off at the start of August and we had just worked out a plan where we wouldn't need much if any care. The chances of me getting a job with a similar schedule are slim to none so I get to try to find a new job and then pray we find a way to make childcare work.
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Sadly we do or will in the near future. Not to be a Debbie downer in here but I just found out I'm getting laid off at the start of August and we had just worked out a plan where we wouldn't need much if any care. The chances of me getting a job with a similar schedule are slim to none so I get to try to find a new job and then pray we find a way to make childcare work.
Sorry to hear that man, that freaking sucks. Fingers crossed it works out for you.
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Sadly we do or will in the near future. Not to be a Debbie downer in here but I just found out I'm getting laid off at the start of August and we had just worked out a plan where we wouldn't need much if any care. The chances of me getting a job with a similar schedule are slim to none so I get to try to find a new job and then pray we find a way to make childcare work.
freak that. It's hard enough to raise a kid without having to worry about having a job. What schedule are you looking for and what job?
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I have been working a compressed schedule 12 hour days 3 one week 4 the other. Probably not going to get that. Luckily we have my family close by and they are able to help out money wise at the moment. We are also going to move in with my mom when our lease is up at the end of September so things could be worse. Unfortunately or not depending on how you look at it all the grandparents are to young to be anywhere near retirement and the great grandparents are just getting a bit to old to be of much help on a regular basis.
The job I work is to rare to get me anything similar anywhere else. I have been working in a semiconductor plant basically stocking, shipping and receiving chemicals and changing out the drums when they go empty.
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I have been working a compressed schedule 12 hour days 3 one week 4 the other. Probably not going to get that. Luckily we have my family close by and they are able to help out money wise at the moment. We are also going to move in with my mom when our lease is up at the end of September so things could be worse. Unfortunately or not depending on how you look at it all the grandparents are to young to be anywhere near retirement and the great grandparents are just getting a bit to old to be of much help on a regular basis.
The job I work is to rare to get me anything similar anywhere else. I have been working in a semiconductor plant basically stocking, shipping and receiving chemicals and changing out the drums when they go empty.
I thought you went the I.T. route.
Good luck, i hope your fortunes change for the better, dude.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I thought you went the I.T. route.
Good luck, i hope your fortunes change for the better, dude.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
I should have if I knew the future. I decided to do that instead of going to get certs and starting at the bottom. Should have just sucked it up back then and lived at home for awhile longer until I got into something with decent pay.
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Sorry to hear all that ukk.
Congrats Cane!
Child care is ridiculous. My wife and I have worked opposite shifts for the past 15+ years so that one of us has always been with our children.
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It's happening tonight. Six days earlier than scheduled. Should be fine.
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It's happening tonight. Six days earlier than scheduled. Should be fine.
What's happening?
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What's happening?
I'm wearing scrubs and waiting to be allowed into the OR.
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Congrats to you, Mrs Badger, and baby Porsche.
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Hope all goes well, good luck to you and baby Andre 2000
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Congrats to Mr and Mrs Badger, and welcome to little L'Carpetron.
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Congrats, and welcome to the world little Laundria!
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congrats on the mini buddy
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Congrats on the next Stanner Badge!
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Good luck Badger to you the wife and Baby Rutabaga.
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Hope your baby is gay/lesbian. Good luck
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grats buddy
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TL;DR Baby girl and mom are OK, they'll be coming home on Friday. My son was bounced around between different family members who managed to keep him alive, thankfully I'm home with him tonight.
Long version:
The c-section was scheduled for next Monday. Yesterday morning my wife fell down at work. Kind of a freak thing, she just lost her balance because of her swollen feet. She didn't land on her belly but banged up her shoulder/arm. She had an ultrasound checkup appt with her doctor set for the afternoon, but when she called him to tell him what happened, he told her to just go to the hospital to have them check it out.
She picked me up from work in the afternoon and we went straight there. They said standard practice in this situation is to keep her and the baby on the monitor for four hours. They noticed that she was having some contractions. It wasn't anything dramatic but it was enough for them to start weighing different options.
The hospital contacted our doctor and they decided to go ahead and do the c-section that night. The rationale was that she was already scheduled to have it in only six days, she was already considered full term at 38 weeks, and they didn't want to send her home just in case the contractions turned out to be more than nothing.
So they did the procedure at 1 AM, everything went smoothly. I was up for 24 hours straight before managing to steal an hour nap this morning.
The baby is fine, everything seems great. I'm happy to be home with my son but it was hard to leave my wife and the baby at the hospital.
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Sorry to hear that happened man. Christ. Glad to hear everyone is good though. Grab some sleep. Congratulations.
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Congratulations dude. That was scary to read but glad everything worked out OK.
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Congrats. Get some sleep man.
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oh man thats intense, glad it worked out well.
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It was less scary because you lead with the ending.
Good work Badge. Get as much sleep as possible. Let us know when you name the rascal
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The Badgerette and Badgeritos have been through some crazy stuff so far.
Glad everything is okay buddy.
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It was less scary because you lead with the ending.
Good work Badge. Get as much sleep as possible. Let us know when you name the rascal
I named her.
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I named her.
La'Badger was a bold choice, but it sets her up well for her career as a rapper.
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La'Badger was a bold choice, but it sets her up well for her career as a rapper.
It helps that it's pronounced La Bah-ZHAY. It sounds French and fancy like.
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It helps that it's pronounced La Bah-ZHAY. It sounds French and fancy like.
with a name like that, she won't have to shave her armpits.
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with a name like that, she won't have to shave her armpits.
She's gonna Occupy something or another with that name.
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She's gonna Occupy something or another with that name.
Wall Street?
Or Eastern Europe?
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Next person to have a kid needs to name it geno. I named my kid Braylon and the next year he was gone. Take one for the team
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Next person to have a kid needs to name it geno. I named my kid Braylon and the next year he was gone. Take one for the team
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is ItalianSeafood still in breeding condition?
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is ItalianSeafood still in breeding condition?
Are you volunteering to freak him?
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Are you volunteering to freak him?
POTW
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Are you volunteering to freak him?
lmao
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Are you volunteering to freak him?
Earring too saggy on the left side. Would not bang.
3.2/10
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Are you volunteering to freak him?
I know interracial porn is right up your alley.
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POTW
It's not bad. But harder to tell when MB is crony laughing
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I know interracial porn is right up your alley.
*crickets*
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Are you volunteering to freak him?
Mambo
5 honks
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Would a video of JFIF prungling count as interracial porn?
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Obviously belated, but congrats Badger! Glad to hear everything went okay and everyone is well.
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I'm glad I took three weeks off for this. Since my wife and the baby didn't come home until Friday, two weeks would have only given me one week at home with everyone.
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Two kids. you good for a bit?
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I'm glad I took three weeks off for this. Since my wife and the baby didn't come home until Friday, two weeks would have only given me one week at home with everyone.
It's a bit political a discussion, but family leave should be a bigger issue in this country. We lag behind everyone in giving time off to new parents and it's terrible.
I get that there are people who'd never benefit because they never have kids, but we don't deny chemo to lung cancer patients simply because not all of us smoke.
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Two kids. you good for a bit?
Yes. Maybe done altogether.
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It's a bit political a discussion, but family leave should be a bigger issue in this country. We lag behind everyone in giving time off to new parents and it's terrible.
I get that there are people who'd never benefit because they never have kids, but we don't deny chemo to lung cancer patients simply because not all of us smoke.
Thankfully I'm only using up my credit time and sick leave, not touching any vacation time.
It would be nice for my wife though, who will be off until September.
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It's a bit political a discussion, but family leave should be a bigger issue in this country. We lag behind everyone in giving time off to new parents and it's terrible.
I get that there are people who'd never benefit because they never have kids, but we don't deny chemo to lung cancer patients simply because not all of us smoke.
Speaking as a non-parent, I listen to people squealing about how parental leave is so unfair on them and want to punch them in the nose. It's the height of small minded entitlement, crying and whining about how someone else is getting something that you're not. A civilised and functioning society provides its individual members with what they need in order to be happy and safe and productive, and those needs are different for each of us. If you're not a parent you don't need parental leave, if you are then you do.
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Speaking as a non-parent, I listen to people squealing about how parental leave is so unfair on them and want to punch them in the nose. It's the height of small minded entitlement, crying and whining about how someone else is getting something that you're not. A civilised and functioning society provides its individual members with what they need in order to be happy and safe and productive, and those needs are different for each of us. If you're not a parent you don't need parental leave, if you are then you do.
Obviously you've heard the argument, so you know how utterly alien the concept is to the vast majority of non-parents. I agree with you. It's terribly small minded. Obviously it's not the same magnitude as my chemo example, but I think the example is reasonable.
Paid family leave (not just for parents but for caretakers of sick family members) is an embarrassment in the US. It's one thing I was 100% behind Bernie pushing for.
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Yes. Maybe done altogether.
you got a boy and a girl. it's a pretty legit place to be.
Although accidents and brain chemistry can happen down the road, and you get the third.
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Yes. Maybe done altogether.
I was good with having 2 when my son was born, and since my wife couldn't have any more for her own health's sake. Lately we've been wishing we could have had more, but that's just because they are older now. I know your wife comes from a big family, so I don't know her thoughts. It's crazy expensive to have more. I dropped 2 grand on 3 weeks of soccer camp between the two of them not to mention all of the other excrement we do. I can't imagine paying into a 3rd college fund either.
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Speaking as a non-parent, I listen to people squealing about how parental leave is so unfair on them and want to punch them in the nose. It's the height of small minded entitlement, crying and whining about how someone else is getting something that you're not. A civilised and functioning society provides its individual members with what they need in order to be happy and safe and productive, and those needs are different for each of us. If you're not a parent you don't need parental leave, if you are then you do.
The best is that episode of The Office when Jim takes extra time off as bonus paternity leave and everyone has to cover for him thinking he's on a business trip. They're pissed until Pam brings the kids into the office and realize it's no vacation. Those first several weeks are rough. Paternity and Maternity leave aren't a vacation, which people without kids don't always fully realize. It's providing what's best for the baby, not necessarily for the parents. The bonding is huge, but a lot of it is just necessity. We were fortunate to have our first kid when my wife was on summer break and I was still writing and didn't have to leave. With my son, it was Christmas break and then my wife had a full month off and took additional time. Everyone should be able to do that.
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Speaking as a non-parent, I listen to people squealing about how parental leave is so unfair on them and want to punch them in the nose. It's the height of small minded entitlement, crying and whining about how someone else is getting something that you're not. A civilised and functioning society provides its individual members with what they need in order to be happy and safe and productive, and those needs are different for each of us. If you're not a parent you don't need parental leave, if you are then you do.
Hey look I can agree with you on certain things.
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Yes. Maybe done altogether.
Maybe? you have the son to drive you nuts and a daughter that will make you worry to death. It's perfect.
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Speaking as a non-parent, I listen to people squealing about how parental leave is so unfair on them and want to punch them in the nose. It's the height of small minded entitlement, crying and whining about how someone else is getting something that you're not. A civilised and functioning society provides its individual members with what they need in order to be happy and safe and productive, and those needs are different for each of us. If you're not a parent you don't need parental leave, if you are then you do.
*starts a slow clap*
You know, I was denied fmla when my second daughter needed open heart surgery. I was stunned. I re-applied and got it the second time but I was flabbergasted it wasn't just given to me originally.
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I still can't believe that we were one of the luckier couples in the u.s. in that my gf got 3.5 months off to stay with our daughter. I'm actually starting to be pretty glad I ended up being forced to switch to night shift because we can be with her almost the whole week and the gaps we have can be covered by grandparents. Even if we could afford a top notch infant care facility it can't compare to having a parent or grandparent with them when they are so small and vulnerable.
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its great up here, my woman is just finishing up her year of paid maternity leave, we get the child care benefit, which is (now) up to $1100 tax free dollars every month. shes going to be off paid mat leave until september, when she goes to school fulltime on a government issued, low(ish) interest rate loan while the kids are in public school and the youngest in our locally subsidized daycare, which cost us $30 a month for 7am-6pm m-f daycare at a fully accredited and regionally honored facility.
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Haha wow. For a decent place we would be looking at 6-800 a month easy.
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Haha wow. For a decent place we would be looking at 6-800 a month easy.
Yeah but we don't have guns or freedom and we're all socialists so you win.
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My step mom bought my daughter a jets Jersey. Geno Smith was the only one whatever store she was in had. Not the best start to her jets fandom.
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My step mom bought my daughter a jets Jersey. Geno Smith was the only one whatever store she was in had. Not the best start to her jets fandom.
Unless you named her Braylon, it could be worse.
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www.reddit.com/r/holdmyjuicebox
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Our nickname for our daughter is Rocket Girl because of the perpetual stream of farts she has. It's like she's trying to launch herself. I recently realized this will make an excellent name & backstory combo for her teen years.
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my womans best friend was convinced eli had celiac disease because he was/is a gas machine. my lady actually brought him in and got test done or some excrement to proove hes ok and just farts alot.
women...
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Mine also farts like crazy. They stink really bad too. At least once a day one of us goes to change her cause she stinks and there is nothing in the diaper.
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My son is starting 3K next week.
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My son is starting 3K next week.
3rd grade, or Kindergarten?
My youngest is starting 6th grade. #oldfart
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3rd grade, or Kindergarten?
My youngest is starting 6th grade. #oldfart
3K is about 2 miles. That's a pretty good distance for a preschooler.
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my oldest is headed into 2nd grade, youngest is still 1 year from jk.
kids are expensive yoooo
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3rd grade, or Kindergarten?
My youngest is starting 6th grade. #oldfart
3K is universal pre-k for 3 year-olds.
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3K is universal pre-k for 3 year-olds.
that sounds private
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My son has an alarming number of Aidens in his class.
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My son has an alarming number of Aidens in his class.
This website has an alarming number of AIDS.
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My daughter excrement in another fan at my in-law's apartment
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My daughter excrement in another fan at my in-law's apartment
She what
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Another?
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Wow the excrement must have hit the fan, amirite?
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She pooped and then smeared the poop into the frame of the fan.
I'm dropping off their new new fan tomorrow morning.
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https://twitter.com/beefedupstud/status/1255926255922434055?s=21
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https://twitter.com/beefedupstud/status/1255926255922434055?s=21
He posted a follow up video claiming it was “a skit.” I don’t believe that excrement at all.
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There's no way a kid with an entire nerf gun wall isn't a little excrement, good job mom and dad
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There's no way a kid with an entire nerf gun wall isn't a little excrement, good job mom and dad
Future school shooter
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edit: was too lame to post
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edit: was too lame to post
Geez have you read Bojanglesman or MBGreen recently, make the post.
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https://twitter.com/cokedoutvagina/status/1258582902830436352?s=21
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I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
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No hornet
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Congrats on baby Mekhi Kerona Ficken!
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D'Mekhibrishaw
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La'Mekhiniga Manncamdenzashall Morgan
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Coached a kid named Mocktavious and he just named his son Mocktavion
A culture in decline...
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Coached a kid named Mocktavious and he just named his son Mocktavion
A culture in decline...
Mock-ToughShop-tavion
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Mock-ToughShop-tavion
If he has a daughter: Toughshopia
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He called me to tell me he had a son.
Mocktavious: "Hey, Co Z! Had me a son! Mocktavion"
Me: "Mocktavi-what?"
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I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
DJ Gooch [insert SFD last name]
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He called me to tell me he had a son.
Mocktavious: "Hey, Co Z! Had me a son! Mocktavion"
Me: "Mocktavi-what?"
These types of conversations never happen north of the wall.
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These types of conversations never happen north of the wall.
Because north of the wall, fathers name their sons "Little Feather Footed Beta Cuck"
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These types of conversations never happen north of the wall.
We had a son: Aboot-eeyy. Hopefully he survives the oatbreak.
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Because north of the wall, fathers name their sons "Little Feather Footed Beta Cuck"
I see you've been here before.....
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He called me to tell me he had a son.
Mocktavious: "Hey, Co Z! Had me a son! Mocktavion"
Me: "Mocktavi-what?"
Sounds like a Pokémon evolution chain
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Congratulations, if it's a son, I hope he grows a man-bun.
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Congratulations, if it's a son, I hope he grows a man-bun.
Does he like sausage yet?
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congrats sfd!
dont freaking listen to her when she wants a second.
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Disregard IATA, have another ASAP it's great
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Disregard IATA, have another ASAP it's great
Don't even wait for her to be stitched up.....just giver.
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Congrats
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I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
Congrats SFD. Rince & repeat. : )
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I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
Yooo, I just saw this this, congrats!!
We had our our first kid (also a son, because my sperm are LEGIT) in February. His name? You guessed it: Covidious.
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Name: BDD. Big Dick Deep.
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Name: BDD. Big Dick Deep.
One of thise things was true.
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Congrats man! Its equally as difficult as it is amazing.
Sleep now while you can.
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I got this chick pregnant (my wife) and now my first born son is on the way, coming this November
Oh excrement! Just saw this. Welcome to the club!
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Yooo, I just saw this this, congrats!!
We had our our first kid (also a son, because my sperm are LEGIT) in February. His name? You guessed it: Covidious.
Hey, you too! Congrats!
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Thanks guys. Congrats to Gorilla too. Is the name Harambe still open?
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Also, how do you Dad?
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Also, how do you Dad?
Security cameras, beer, yelling, Goldfish, TV.
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Security cameras, beer, yelling, Goldfish, TV.
We bought these giant sacks of goldfish crackers and suddenly my kids aren't into them anymore.
More for me.
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Also, how do you Dad?
Start practicing the phrase "Go ask your mother"
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Start practicing the phrase "Go ask your mother"
I've mastered this, my kids will walk right past me to bother my wife and it vexes her
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I've mastered this, my kids will walk right past me to bother my wife and it vexes her
Who said youth is wasted on the young.
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Just do better than this guy
https://www.thelily.com/i-had-to-choose-being-a-mother-with-no-child-care-or-summer-camps-women-are-being-edged-out-of-the-workforce/
If day cares closed because of the novel coronavirus, Aimee Rae Hannaford expected her family to fare better than most. She worked full time as the chief executive of a tech company while her husband stayed home. He’d been taking some time off from his own tech career, managing a rental property while considering his options. He could look after their 3-year-old son, she thought — at least for a while.
“That lasted a grand total of three days,” Hannaford said.
Imagine dissolving your own company because your unemployed spouse can't manage ONE child on their own during the day
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Just do better than this guy
https://www.thelily.com/i-had-to-choose-being-a-mother-with-no-child-care-or-summer-camps-women-are-being-edged-out-of-the-workforce/
Imagine dissolving your own company because your unemployed spouse can't manage ONE child on their own during the day
I'm father of the year. Let me show my wife this.
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https://twitter.com/ojozdegata_/status/1275642605397835776?s=21
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https://twitter.com/trevwall/status/1286103660020355072?s=21
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https://twitter.com/mattpostsayshi/status/1304880924929200130?s=21
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https://twitter.com/teez3_/status/1309725485723717637?s=21
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he wasnt the baby daddy and he made a hit record.
big ballin
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1310576581602095106?s=21
“Look, the Jets are going for 0-11! Can’t wait to root for future tanks with you!”
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https://twitter.com/chuntichino__/status/1315758965096030208?s=21
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https://twitter.com/culturedruffian/status/1315477139895001088?s=21
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Hope the other dads of JO have collected a decent parent tax on their kids' candy
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Hope the other dads of JO have collected a decent parent tax on their kids' candy
10% off the top plus what I steal when they aren't looking.
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Hey folks, freak you for giving out bags of chips.
Cheap assholes.
Sent from fire adam gase.
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10% off the top plus what I steal when they aren't looking.
I take whatever they don't like, plus whatever seems worst for their teeth... plus what I steal when they aren't looking.
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Charity begins at home - I rip off the candy the wife has earmarked for the trick-or-treaters beforehand.
And you kid kandy klepto's beware - those loud cellophane wrappers will give you away.
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dad win - kids are going nuts while i'm working
husband lose - kids are going nuts while i'm working
my wife has somehow decided this is my fault, despite me getting up at 5am with them and letting her sleep till 645 when i had to go.
i got a ton of candy tho, so thats going for me
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my wife has somehow decided this is my fault,
Getting this tattooed across my shoulders
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https://petapixel.com/2017/04/12/dad-photoshops-baby-dangerous-situations-freak-relatives/
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The Zodiac cometh
Born Friday, November 20th, 2020 at 11:09 AM
10 lbs, 8 ozs. 22 1/4 inches long.
Momma and baby are happy and healthy. I’m still trying to wrap my head around everything. Thanks to everyone for their support on and off the board over the past 9 months. It’s been a wild ride.
(https://i.ibb.co/vd48hmr/5-A45958-D-5-EA8-49-D9-9-DAA-22-E903-AB938-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/c8hdwtp)
(https://i.ibb.co/9nJ8kXy/E2878469-37-EA-4-A3-F-9-AA9-4-FA3-ABDFE874.jpg) (https://ibb.co/y0DfcTg)
(https://usefulwebtool.com/fr/clavier-russe)
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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10 lbs, 8 ozs. 22 1/4 inches long
That's a huge penis. Congrats on BigDickDeep.
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SixInchesDeep got the job done
Congrats
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Wow-well done lad! Prayers the little brute inherits mom's good looks. Seriously SFD, best to you, mom, and Waldo. : )
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Four_cigars.jpg/320px-Four_cigars.jpg)
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Congrats man! that's phenomenal.
I hear it's the greatest experience ever having a kid.
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Congrats man!
Sent from fire adam gase.
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Congrats, dude.
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Prayers the little brute inherits mom's good looks.
Fingers crossed he has mom's looks and brains and dad's height, other way round he's fucked.
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Baaaaabbbbyyy buuuunnnnnn!!!
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wow congrats bro
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Thanks everyone
this mf is looking right at me like I know what I’m supposed to do
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Thanks everyone
this mf is looking right at me like I know what I’m supposed to do
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Thanks everyone
this mf is looking right at me like I know what I’m supposed to do
Yo, why is he looking at me like that? What's up, little bud? Got a staring problem, pal?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201121/b1cc8843178fcbf216d1e2a14414b228.gif)
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I just realized this is the most exciting thing that’s happened to us this season.
So thanks for bringing some joy in this mess of a year SFD
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Get him a baby Santonio jersey.
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Get him a baby Santonio jersey.
Thanks to an extremely generous donor (Badger), he already has a very sweet Wayne Chrebet jersey. Not sure when he’ll fit into it, but he has to skip newborn clothes and move straight to 0-3 months old, so hopefully pretty soon.
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Telling him that the Jets went .500 this season
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Yo, why is he looking at me like that? What's up, little bud? Got a staring problem, pal?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201121/b1cc8843178fcbf216d1e2a14414b228.gif)
This is one of my favorite scenes of all time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1nclX3Lwwgg
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I just realized this is the most exciting thing that’s happened to us this season.
So thanks for bringing some joy in this mess of a year SFD
Appreciate that brotha
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I have to see if I still have a baby Revis jersey. Baby Hawk could be steezing.
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I have to see if I still have a baby Revis jersey. Baby Hawk could be steezing.
P sure Badge hooked me up with a Revis too (unless it was a Vilma?)
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P sure Badge hooked me up with a Revis too (unless it was a Vilma?)
It's Revis I think, we brought him back a month after my son was born and the baby sized Revis jerseys were still on clearance that day.
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(https://i.ibb.co/Xpyz0mj/879-A3-DF2-3380-476-D-A1-FE-0-C48-D78-B517-F.jpg) (https://ibb.co/sQ5FxLb)
(https://imgbb.com/)
When you fire Gase
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^ #ZodiacSZN
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The Zodiac is 2 months old already.
89th percentile for weight
99th percentile for length
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Thanks to an extremely generous donor (Badger), he already has a very sweet Wayne Chrebet jersey. Not sure when he’ll fit into it, but he has to skip newborn clothes and move straight to 0-3 months old, so hopefully pretty soon.
(https://i.ibb.co/Mc2nkP0/438-FE0-C5-FBD5-4-DFC-B57-A-41-D7-BB62845-A.jpg) (https://ibb.co/dPWB4kY)
(https://nonprofitlight.com/ga/atlanta/dikembe-mutombo-foundation-inc)
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The Zodiac is 2 months old already.
89th percentile for weight
99th percentile for penis length
Nicccce. The "Anaconda" is thriving.
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The Zodiac is 2 months old already.
89th percentile for weight
99th percentile for length
2 months and you're already posting his Combine class measurables. I admire your commitment.
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How not to dad
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56159731
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How not to dad
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56159731
How to dead
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How not to dad
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56159731
"The death is the latest in a string of catastrophes to be linked to gender-reveal parties in recent years."
Is blowing yourself up before the party still considered to be part of the party?
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https://twitter.com/215mouss/status/1355350097014501381?s=21
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Zodiac lost a bunch of weight recently, not ideal, but he is committed to his cutting regimen for the combine.
I hate to report that I am that dad that is way too impressed with anything little nothing my kid does. “Omg this is probably the grossest shitty diaper in history!”
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Zodiac lost a bunch of weight recently, not ideal, but he is committed to his cutting regimen for the combine.
What's his 40?
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https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1373967725391921158?s=21
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https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1373967725391921158?s=21
Degenerate freaking imbeciles continue to have mobile, functioning sperm....news at 11.
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1375804844175458308?s=21
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1375804844175458308?s=21
I do thought this was going to end with little dude trying to crush the can. Much more wholesome result this way though
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I’ve never claimed to be a good influence
(https://i.ibb.co/q0q5MTW/BD6-ED173-A0-AD-48-E2-B3-D4-0-A4-D35-B219-FD.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hXQfR3Z)
(https://statewideinventory.org/chevrolet-0-60-times)
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What's his 40?
He still can’t actually move anywhere
But pretty freaking fast
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He still can’t actually move anywhere
But pretty freaking fast
Future Walmart Hotdog guy.
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https://twitter.com/spritept1/status/1381636104194043907?s=21
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Just taught my boy the courtesy flush so you can excrement your brains out in public without anyone knowing. Proud moment fellas.
When he's 15 I'll tell him about the Upper Decker. See, it's all about real life lessons and quality time.
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Today at kindergarten pickup one of the other dads rolled up in a car with multiple logo stickers for the porn site Fake Taxi (other stickers included US Army and "Live Free").
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There is a kid in my son's class named Eric Cartman. I excrement you not.
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There is a kid in my son's class named Eric Cartman. I excrement you not.
It’s he’s not a fat poopchute, I believe you need to introduce him to his namesake...
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The Zodiac is half a year old now. We took him to the beach today, first thing he did was grab a handful of sand and shovel it directly into his mouth. Truly my son.
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The Zodiac is half a year old now. We took him to the beach today, first thing he did was grab a handful of sand and shovel it directly into his mouth. Truly my son.
Roughage is necessary.
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Having the vaccine talk with your kids, classically awkward situation
https://v.redd.it/0rpp3cxt2h171
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Parents neglecting a little kid to brawl + pregnant mom throwing punches combo
https://twitter.com/canth0ldme/status/1397736330096955393?s=21
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Dude in the Betts shirt landed some hammers.
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What is wrong with people..... Idiots.
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Gotta teach baby how to take out the Trashtros
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1401579488064987136?s=19
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1401579488064987136?s=19
She's been doing so well with the club that cash has never been a problem, but if she shut down immediately, she'd owe thousands of dollars that she can't repay.
So basically she's running a crypto ponzi scheme on her local church and the priest doesn't appreciate the secondary grift.
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So basically she's running a crypto ponzi scheme on her local church and the priest doesn't appreciate the secondary grift.
Clearly he wants her to cut him in on the action. Bloody kids don't even recognise a nod and a wink these days.
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https://twitter.com/zoo757/status/1411728129190764550?s=21
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https://twitter.com/zoo757/status/1411728129190764550?s=21
Just another day for the king.
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Whenever I doubt my ability as a father I just look around for a nice confidence boost like this:
https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/epnq84/im-a-parkland-shooting-survivor-qanon-convinced-my-dad-it-was-all-a-hoax
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Whenever I doubt my ability as a father I just look around for a nice confidence boost like this:
https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/epnq84/im-a-parkland-shooting-survivor-qanon-convinced-my-dad-it-was-all-a-hoax
Damn.
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https://v.redd.it/65irps7hpig71
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1427620889147891712?s=21
What a freaking beast
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1427620889147891712?s=21
What a freaking beast
Either that or he was rasslin' Jachai Polite : )
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Very important question that I must survey the board on:
When you were a kid, did your family have some kind of emergency vomit receptacle in the car? If you have kids now, do you do this?
When I was a kid we always had an empty coffee can in the car in case I or my sisters got carsick on the highway. After an incident with my son a few months ago we started keeping a small bucket between my kids' car seats.
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Very important question that I must survey the board on:
When you were a kid, did your family have some kind of emergency vomit receptacle in the car? If you have kids now, do you do this?
When I was a kid we always had an empty coffee can in the car in case I or my sisters got carsick on the highway. After an incident with my son a few months ago we started keeping a small bucket between my kids' car seats.
No. I imagine if we had any warning, we all did the scramble drill for a plastic bag.
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https://v.redd.it/q789urh6c8l71
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So far this school year my kids have both gotten sick once per month. It's gonna be brutal if they keep this up when I'm back in the office.
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1462062987443937286?s=21
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1462062987443937286?s=21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPWhX6tGws
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1462062987443937286?s=21
'turning this car around' was very good
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https://twitter.com/rasheem21/status/1479492655553908743?s=21
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https://twitter.com/rasheem21/status/1479492655553908743?s=21
You have no idea man. Just wait until you enter the "child immediately facing consequences of doing the thing you just told them not to do" phase, which I believe begins at 2 and ends never.
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You have no idea man. Just wait until you enter the "child immediately facing consequences of doing the thing you just told them not to do" phase, which I believe begins at 2 and ends never.
It’s already started kinda. He doesn’t 100% get it yet, but he has a death wish and loves doing the opposite of what I tell him. Diving off the couch, climbing the stairs, putting his hand in the dog’s mouth while they’re chewing on a toy, he finds something new every day
He’s freaking 13 months old, chill out man
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Not really how to dad more like how to mom or how not to mom.
Turns out if mom rolls a fatty there's a good chance she may end up rolling out a fatty : )
https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/thc-and-cbd-exposure-in-womb-linked-to-childhood-obesity-higher-blood-sugar-study-says-1.5846917
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Referred to another driver as a jabroni today while driving the kids to get a PCR test. They thought it was the funniest thing.
https://youtu.be/eCV9254WaLQ
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Referred to another driver as a jabroni today while driving the kids to get a PCR test. They thought it was the funniest thing.
https://youtu.be/eCV9254WaLQ
Next try screaming at the top of your voice that they're a brainless queynte who deserves to die in a fiery wreck with the jerk of an examiner who was drunk enough to give them a license. They'll probably enjoy that too and it's a good introduction for them to what driving is really like.
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Apparently I'm going to become a great-uncle.
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Apparently I'm going to become a great-uncle.
this makes you older than JE going fwd.
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this makes you older than JE going fwd.
I was already JE's stadium dad.
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I was already JE's stadium dad.
This is true, but only because MetLife does not accept identification cards from communist countries.
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Happy Belated Fathers Day, Elon.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/21/business/elon-musk-child-files-to-change-name-gender/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/21/business/elon-musk-child-files-to-change-name-gender/index.html)
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Happy Belated Fathers Day, Elon.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/21/business/elon-musk-child-files-to-change-name-gender/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/21/business/elon-musk-child-files-to-change-name-gender/index.html)
Happy Non-Binary Parent's Day. Please.
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Happy Belated Fathers Day, Elon.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/21/business/elon-musk-child-files-to-change-name-gender/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/21/business/elon-musk-child-files-to-change-name-gender/index.html)
As an African-American he's still celebrating his emancipation day, let him be.
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https://twitter.com/ombachi13/status/1546394230897217536?t=m00iSzrCRoipoxdttbvXDg&s=19
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brb, taking my son to the range so he doesn't embarrass me like this
https://youtu.be/tBsmkrAeSi8
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brb, taking my son to the range so he doesn't embarrass me like this
https://youtu.be/tBsmkrAeSi8
LOL. Like, what the freak is this country?
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https://www.theonion.com/without-them-you-could-buy-anything-whispers-amazon-1819580344
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Expecting baby #2 next March
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Expecting baby #2 next March
Mazel tov bubbeleh!
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Tonight my son requested that I refer to him as “Big Dog”
Proud Dad Moment
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Tonight my son requested that I refer to him as “Big Dog”
Proud Dad Moment
One might say he’s got that dawg in him
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Tonight my son requested that I refer to him as “Big Dog”
Proud Dad Moment
He's your Connor Roy...wait till Kendall shows up in a few months
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https://twitter.com/humansnocontext/status/1612757339853160448?s=46&t=gyryHLxy-e-WG_Mss160MA
This is me
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Unexpected
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11lcyer/how_did_somebody_you_know_ruin_their_life_in_one/jbd1pif/
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Unexpected
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11lcyer/how_did_somebody_you_know_ruin_their_life_in_one/jbd1pif/
The ultimate dad joke.
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https://www.teenvogue.com/story/influencer-parents-children-social-media-impact
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https://twitter.com/franciscellis/status/1668642531096031233?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://twitter.com/footbail_tweets/status/1673250891879657472?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Only good one of these I’ve ever seen
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230814/bd8410a4bec65af8d8a297240b87049f.jpg)
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230814/bd8410a4bec65af8d8a297240b87049f.jpg)
scorched earth.......trim the hedges daddy ?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Owsego_MT-_steps_to_burned_down_house%2C_never_rebuilt.jpg/302px-Owsego_MT-_steps_to_burned_down_house%2C_never_rebuilt.jpg)
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https://x.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1693786651552846021?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/isabellarileyus/status/1693388687806284165?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/isabellarileyus/status/1693388687806284165?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Is this the female answer to Nick Adams?
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1693800215462220063
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1693358737019519388
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1690428781499150336
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Is this the female answer to Nick Adams?
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1693800215462220063
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1693358737019519388
https://twitter.com/isabellarileyus/status/1690428781499150336
didn't read any of the tweets she look hot though
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I'm questioning whether or not she actually knows what the word gay means.
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didn't read any of the tweets she look hot though
Real soy boy energy coming from this post, saying a woman is hot. Reeks of gay
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Her elbows are disgusting
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'from bad life to tradwife' in the bio means she is one mental break away from hoe-ing out again. will keep tabs
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Har to Dard
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Har to Dard
Are you constantly having a stroke?
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Are you constantly having a stroke?
merber
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merber
I ask because I worry.
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https://x.com/korkedbats/status/1701782085906604233?s=20
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https://x.com/korkedbats/status/1701782085906604233?s=20
I tell all my kids they are my least favorite kid. I also refer to my wife as "my current wife." I got this man of the house excrement on lock.
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I tell all my kids they are my least favorite kid. I also refer to my wife as "my current wife." I got this man of the house excrement on lock.
LOL, a friend of mine always introduces his missus as his first wife. She absolutely hates it which only makes him do it more.
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My son (6th grade, extremely muscular and lightning fast) is in one of those NFL flag football leagues and had his first game today and he is the QB. He's never played football before, but loves the crap out of watching it and playing Madden.
He goes out there full of pee and vinegar and proceeds to throw 3 INTs in the first half, one was a pick six.
Then the worst possible thing happened. He drops back and throws a freaking dime like 30 yards to some Tyreek Hill-looking lover of the older lady for a TD. Now he thinks he's freaking Elway, running down the field like he won the lottery. The rest of the game he was waving his arms around like he was Peyton Manning trying to engineer a 30 second TD drive. I mean, he was OK, but he was basically Zach Wilson out there. Trying to check down to a fat kid, either throws it at his feet or fat kid drops it. In his defense, his team (including him) is kinda slow and it was their first game. He was calling the plays on the palm of his hand, basically telling his buddies to "go that way and get open". Not sure what the coach was doing, but I don't care. The other team's QB has one of those arm bands with the plays on it, so gay.
Anyway, he ended up throwing like 4 INTs and they got blown out. The only other TD they got was from the only girl on the team who pick-sixed arm band boy. Of course he doesn't remember the picks, he remembers his 2 deep bombs to Tyreek. Now I have to walk the line of letting him build his confidence and be happy playing football without telling him to shut the freak up about the Tyreek bombs because he threw 4 picks and got blown out. Being confident but not overconfident is hard to teach.
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My son (6th grade, extremely muscular and lightning fast)
I don't know why but this cracked me up. It's like RaiderJoe describing his child.
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I don't know why but this cracked me up. It's like RaiderJoe describing his child.
It's from a TGG post about someone's flag/pickup football teammate.
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I don't know why but this cracked me up. It's like RaiderJoe describing his child.
Yeah, my kid is tall, but he isn't any of those other 2 things
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https://x.com/jimmytraina/status/1714644470132519411?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/jimmytraina/status/1714644470132519411?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Are you even a parent until you've accidentally done that?
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Going Trunk or Treating tomorrow, this is my life now
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Going Trunk or Treating tomorrow, this is my life now
Doing what now?
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Doing what now?
Hahaha, that was my reaction the first time I heard my wife was taking the kids to do that at school.
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Doing what now?
Bunch of families go to a parking lot, dress up their car trunks like they’re their front porches and hand out candy to each other.
My biggest problem is that the “or” option makes it seem like abduction is a possibility.
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Bunch of families go to a parking lot, dress up their car trunks like they’re their front porches and hand out candy to each other.
My biggest problem is that the “or” option makes it seem like abduction is a possibility.
I am 100% in favour of this if it prevents them from begging at my door.
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I am 100% in favour of this if it prevents them from begging at my door.
What in the October Grinch freak is this opinion?
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What in the October Grinch freak is this opinion?
You must be new here. I hate everything about Halloween, in particular snotty little children being told for 364 days of the year being told not to talk to or accept candy from strangers, and then one day of the year told it's perfectly acceptable to knock on their door and beg for it.
I don't know why I'm the poopchute for objecting to being expected to spend $50+ on candy to give to children I don't know under notional threat of vandalism. I will, as usual, be in the basement watching movies, my wife will probably be on the front porch participating in the annual festival of begging and extortion.
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If I had never met JE, I would legit think he was some fat old graying poopchute who sits in his basement putting local children's names in his SLW list.
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If I had never met JE, I would legit think he was some fat old graying poopchute who sits in his basement putting local children's names in his SLW list.
Having met me, you know I'm not fat.
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Having met me, you know I'm not fat.
I was gonna put in a line afterward saying:
"He's not fat or gray" but I couldn't remember if your hair was changing or not.
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You must be new here. I hate everything about Halloween, in particular snotty little children being told for 364 days of the year being told not to talk to or accept candy from strangers, and then one day of the year told it's perfectly acceptable to knock on their door and beg for it.
I don't know why I'm the poopchute for objecting to being expected to spend $50+ on candy to give to children I don't know under notional threat of vandalism. I will, as usual, be in the basement watching movies, my wife will probably be on the front porch participating in the annual festival of begging and extortion.
I'm surprised you're capable of finding things fun.
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I am 100% in favour of this if it prevents them from begging at my door.
Think of it as tailgate party training.
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My son saw the Halo season 2 ad and said "Whoa, somebody needs to make this a video game."
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https://twitter.com/dougboneparth/status/1774421462897533434?t=K52bQqvmkn5sIMG6c01SmA&s=19
#4Dchess
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https://x.com/isabellamoody_/status/1780400522392158430?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg