Jet Offensive

Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: bojanglesman on July 07, 2015, 11:07:54 AM

Title: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on July 07, 2015, 11:07:54 AM: Calgary man ties 100 helium balloons to a chair and flies over the city.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33414264
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Fenwyr on July 07, 2015, 02:50:01 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on July 07, 2015, 11:07:54 AM
Calgary man ties 100 helium balloons to a chair and flies over the city.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33414264

That's pimp regardless of location.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2016, 10:05:26 PM: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/poop-dessert-cafe-bar-restaurant-toronto-canada-lien-nguyen-a7151861.html
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on November 01, 2017, 08:25:11 PM: http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/chug-fast-burp-and-breathe-canadian-hero-corey-bellemore-smashes-the-beer-mile-world-record-again

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A proper beer mile consists of four quarter mile laps of a track, each of them preceded by the downing of a beer. The clock is running throughout, so the able beer miler is judged partly on the quickness of their drinking.

They must also avoid vomiting, which necessitates a penalty lap.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Johnny English on November 01, 2017, 08:46:07 PM: The Beer Mile has been a thing for a long time.

http://www.beermile.com/
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2018, 09:21:28 PM: Get your girl under control MB.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/why-do-i-do-this?utm_term=.msaQZaEok#.slyyaeXGE
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2018, 10:12:34 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on May 16, 2018, 09:21:28 PM
Get your girl under control MB.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/why-do-i-do-this?utm_term=.msaQZaEok#.slyyaeXGE
Dat derriere
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2018, 05:55:18 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 16, 2018, 10:12:34 PM
Dat derriere
Lol.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on July 01, 2018, 08:19:14 AM: Happy Canada Day to you turds up there. Here's some Canada bewbs.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180701/efc7247484c28cfc6c75611395155a31.jpg)
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: MBGreen on July 01, 2018, 10:36:47 AM: Thanks eh
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on July 06, 2018, 06:59:23 PM: Lol.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180706/27d4f1ec58b28007ca07e1f62df051b0.jpg)
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Badger on August 28, 2018, 05:10:35 PM: https://www.thespec.com/news-story/8864963-north-america-s-first-known-sex-doll-brothel-opening-in-toronto/

Good news JE
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Johnny English on August 28, 2018, 07:17:00 PM: Quote from: Badger on August 28, 2018, 05:10:35 PM
https://www.thespec.com/news-story/8864963-north-america-s-first-known-sex-doll-brothel-opening-in-toronto/

Good news JE

I first saw this story two days ago and couldn't believe it was real. I still can't quite bring myself to. I suspect that it will end up being a pretty good bit of viral marketing, in which they get a bunch of press noise about the outraged locals (Yonge and Sheppard is a busy-ish spot with lots of suburban housing in the immediate environs).

The weird and really freaking unpleasant thing about it is that it's right where that incel attack happened where that queynte killed 10 people with a van because he couldn't get laid. So in that context it suddenly becomes less funny.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2020, 07:51:38 PM: https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/canadian-air-force-jet-celebrating-front-line-workers-crashes/
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Miamipuck on May 17, 2020, 09:46:18 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on May 17, 2020, 07:51:38 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/canadian-air-force-jet-celebrating-front-line-workers-crashes/

That was their equivalent to the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds. They're really good pilots, it kind of sucks.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: delavan on May 18, 2020, 11:40:40 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on May 17, 2020, 07:51:38 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/canadian-air-force-jet-celebrating-front-line-workers-crashes/
That's a shame, and all for a good cause.. R.I.P.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: bojanglesman on February 25, 2021, 11:33:10 AM: https://www.npr.org/2021/02/24/971018428/baffled-canadians-spread-reports-of-hard-butter

Buttergate 2021
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: MBGreen on February 25, 2021, 11:40:09 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 25, 2021, 11:33:10 AM
https://www.npr.org/2021/02/24/971018428/baffled-canadians-spread-reports-of-hard-butter

Buttergate 2021

We're not happy about this
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Johnny English on February 25, 2021, 12:12:40 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 25, 2021, 11:40:09 AM
We're not happy about this

And rightly so.
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2021, 01:20:25 PM: Quote from: bojanglesman on February 25, 2021, 11:33:10 AM
https://www.npr.org/2021/02/24/971018428/baffled-canadians-spread-reports-of-hard-butter

Buttergate 2021
Died of puns while reading this
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: delavan on February 25, 2021, 01:33:38 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on February 25, 2021, 11:40:09 AM
We're not happy about this

MB, maybe it's your cows. Do they fail to spread as easily as they once did? : )
Title: Re: Kanadia
Post by: MBGreen on February 25, 2021, 01:36:52 PM: Quote from: delavan on February 25, 2021, 01:33:38 PM

MB, maybe it's your cows. Do they fail to spread as easily as they once did? : )

Covid killed all of our hutterites