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Title: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 08:44:24 PM: bring it back.
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 08:50:42 PM: This one is for Coach K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDveKxl7Ohs
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Coach K on April 29, 2015, 11:37:19 PM: I don't even have to click it. I already know . And I freaking love it. DREAM WAAAAARRRRIORRRSS!

I referenced Dokken n posted that video somewhere on fb the other day lol
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:17:37 AM: Remember this hair metal hit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2q_-xN2N54
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:19:48 AM: Nobody fucks with a bad derriere like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knO1Ip9oEg
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:20:51 AM: Such hetero. So masculinity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQAmaZ7dRk
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:22:44 AM: There is something different about this man. His hair is the same as the last one, but something I can't put my finger on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQOmDUnt8Hs
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:24:21 AM: Subtitles so you can ignore the lyrics and just feel the PWWWWWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:26:04 AM: Some serious sexual tension between the man and woman in this duet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:27:49 AM: I had this badass uncle who used to ride a badass motorcycle and wear a badass leather jacket. Turns out he rode it to this badass gay bar! And he met his badass partner who became his badass husband and they played this at their BADASS GAY WEDDING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETENrv8cnU
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:31:31 AM: Who hasn't thought about HOT TWIN SISTERS coming out of the poster on the wall to whisk them away to a magical world with a Native American spiritual guide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLggqjddKM
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:35:21 AM: MOTHER. freaking. TRIXTER! FEEL THAT PWWWWWSSSSSHHHHHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VooRUo7NoF8
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:38:22 AM: DID YOU SAY MOAR TRIXTER!?!?!

Now with IRON MAN AMY ADAMS (0:25)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt5COKwDads
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:40:30 AM: Hair metal is nostalgia. Hair metal is baby pictures. Hair metal is writing on a piano and watching a video of yourself writing on a piano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU5Y-URX0V0
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:42:04 AM: You had me at chainsaw. You. Had me. At chainsaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:44:12 AM: What the freak do you mean you want a creepy derriere song on a children's playground? Better be...

MOAR WHITE LION!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUR86bnKLaI
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:49:29 AM: You know what's hardcore? Saying FUKK SPELING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv-uWu1dzYQ
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:50:55 AM: Speling. Rannbows. Ballons. Colrization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTD7Y24oY8
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:53:07 AM: YES. This is what being a man is all about. This. Right here. This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsZ4EzSn80
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2015, 06:39:53 AM: Lol yes!
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Post by: MBGreen on April 30, 2015, 06:40:36 AM: PWWWWWCCCHHHHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: bojanglesman on April 30, 2015, 07:30:47 AM: (http://media.giphy.com/media/In9g3ASpGancc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2015, 07:59:46 AM: Lmao, I don't even have to listen to lmao.
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Post by: Coach K on April 30, 2015, 09:13:23 AM: Holy excrement IJR shock jock'd the freak outta this thread . I love it

Lol
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2015, 01:22:40 PM: http://www.teamrock.com/features/2015-12-04/the-best-20-hair-metal-anthems-of-all-time-ever
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Miamipuck on December 07, 2015, 01:28:33 PM: I can honestly say that if I heard any of those 20 songs, I am changing the station 19 of 20 times, the other I would be tempted. Geez the hair bands were freaking awful.
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2015, 07:42:35 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on December 07, 2015, 01:28:33 PM
I can honestly say that if I heard any of those 20 songs, I am changing the station 19 of 20 times, the other I would be tempted. Geez the hair bands were freaking awful.

Most of those songs are pretty solid. The biggest problem on there is many of them are overplayed
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on May 19, 2020, 01:49:23 PM: "whoooaaa whoaaa hey hey hey.....freak ALL NIGHT, AND PARTY ALL DAYYYY"
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2020, 02:59:10 PM: Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 12:27:49 AM
I had this badass uncle who used to ride a badass motorcycle and wear a badass leather jacket. Turns out he rode it to this badass gay bar! And he met his badass partner who became his badass husband and they played this at their BADASS GAY WEDDING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETENrv8cnU

Hahaha
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on May 19, 2020, 04:26:10 PM: Quote from: Miamipuck on May 19, 2020, 02:59:10 PM
Hahaha
I’m sure Tommy’s wedding to IJR’s kid was more meaningful
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Heismanberg on May 19, 2020, 04:46:37 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on May 19, 2020, 04:26:10 PM
I’m sure Tommy’s wedding to IJR’s kid was more meaningful

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jfc
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: reuben on May 19, 2020, 05:32:01 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxC17VaTtUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxC17VaTtUE)
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2021, 07:35:14 AM: Just fired up the Dokken in my office.

The lesson learned here (especially by my wife) is that....it's never too early in the morning to blow the roof off the house.
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: bojanglesman on September 02, 2021, 08:06:28 AM: Quote from: MBGreen on September 02, 2021, 07:35:14 AM
Just fired up the Dokken in my office.

The lesson learned here (especially by my wife) is that....it's never too early in the morning to blow the roof off the house.

Skid Row FTW
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: Gorilla on September 02, 2021, 08:27:36 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on September 02, 2021, 08:06:28 AM
Skid Row FTW

Gotta agree. "Slave To The Grind" is a great album.
Title: Re: Hair Metal
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2021, 09:45:12 AM: Quote from: bojanglesman on September 02, 2021, 08:06:28 AM
Skid Row FTW

Sebastian Bach's voice is certainly a win

Quote from: Gorilla on September 02, 2021, 08:27:36 AM
Gotta agree. "Slave To The Grind" is a great album.

seconded