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The Rest Of The Sports World => Designated Hitters Make Baseball Better => Topic started by: SixFeetDeep on April 09, 2015, 03:38:02 PM
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The Masters Round 1. Jordan Spieth already impressing. Tied for second place at 5 under through 11.
Ernie Els is the leader at -6 on hole 15.
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Tiger is already showing signs of losing his swing and breaking down mentally.
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Spieth tied with Els for the lead at -6
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I want Spieth to win
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I haven't watched but Spieth is on fire. Heard Tiger had a tremendous shot around some trees and put it on the green as well.
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Oh my god who freaking cares?
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Oh my god who freaking cares?
Learn to play. You'll appreciate it more.
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Learn to play. You'll appreciate it more.
Everyone knows how to play golf. Hit the ball in the hole.
Golf is the biggest waste of land on the planet.
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Golf is the bees funbags
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Everyone knows how to play golf. Hit the ball in the hole.
Golf is the biggest waste of land on the planet.
No way. I suck but enjoy every second on the course.
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No way. I suck but enjoy every second on the course.
That doesn't disprove what he said. The total acreage of courses in the US is greater than the combined size of Rhode Island and Delaware by 500 sq km. here in California, they put a huge drain on water without a useful product like food. You can certainly argue that courses are enjoyable, but that doesn't make them any less wasteful.
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Everyone knows how to play golf. Hit the ball in the hole.
Golf is the biggest waste of land on the planet.
everyone knows how to play football too. hey Geno just throw it to that guy over there.
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That doesn't disprove what he said. The total acreage of courses in the US is greater than the combined size of Rhode Island and Delaware by 500 sq km. here in California, they put a huge drain on water without a useful product like food. You can certainly argue that courses are enjoyable, but that doesn't make them any less wasteful.
It's a big country. Lots of land that wouldn't otherwise be used for anything else. And they pay for the water, so it's not a waste.
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It's a big country. Lots of land that wouldn't otherwise be used for anything else. And they pay for the water, so it's not a waste.
...take a look at the state of California's water and tell me watering lawns to perfection isn't a waste. In a lot of areas, you can't even plant new grass right now. Whether someone pays for water doesn't dictate whether it could be put to a better purpose. It's necessary for life and it's growing more and more scarce here.
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Lots of land that wouldn't otherwise be used for anything else. And they pay for the water, so it's not a waste.
Misguided and wrong.
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And it's rather presumptuous to say it wouldn't be used for anything else. There are private courses in LA that could do great as sustainable parks. Huge country clubs on great land. I'm sure people could put them to good use.
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Tommy, what do you think about all the new mosques being constructed in the US?
It's a big country. Lots of land that wouldn't otherwise be used for anything else. And they pay for the water, so it's not a waste.
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Is it true that you are not even allowed to use rain barrels in some areas now? Like, what the freak? How does that make any sense, if true?
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It's a big country. Lots of land that wouldn't otherwise be used for anything else. And they pay for the water, so it's not a waste.
More and more courses are being bought up by developers to build estates and upper-middle class homes.
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Factories use much more water than golf courses. Those courses have been around for decades anyway
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Is it true that you are not even allowed to use rain barrels in some areas now? Like, what the freak? How does that make any sense, if true?
I haven't heard that. That makes no sense to me. I did here that municipalities are going to stop selling to water trucks, so a lot of people removed from the grid with a dead water table are going to be fucked.
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Factories use much more water than golf courses. Those courses have been around for decades anyway
So do farms. They also produce a product for consumption. I don't think the comparison of social utility of a factory and a golf course needs to be made.
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So do farms. They also produce a product for consumption. I don't think the comparison of social utility of a factory and a golf course needs to be made.
Yeah but still
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More and more courses are being bought up by developers to build estates and upper-middle class homes.
This right here, golf has been slowly dying for the last decade. It seems participation is down bigtime and a lot of courses are going under.
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You guys always know how to kill my buzz
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A tradition unlike any other
Onnnn CBSSSSSS
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You guys always know how to kill my buzz
You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
Next time you brag about 75 and sunny I'll know you're secretly crying inside.
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Next time you brag about 75 and sunny I'll know you're at the pier watching hot tourists in bikinis with one hand down your pants
Fixed your--wait what?
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This right here, golf has been slowly dying for the last decade. It seems participation is down bigtime and a lot of courses are going under.
So you shoot an 80 your first time ever playing, and then hang it up for good.
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Fixed your--wait what?
Replace hot tourists with fat Mexicans.
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Replace hot tourists with fat Mexicans.
There are no fat Mexicans in bikinis on the pier. They're in the water in t shirts and jean shorts. Or on the sand just sitting. As my Mexican friend told me, Mexicans can sit the excrement out of a nice piece of outdoor space. The last thing they want to do on a day off is walk around.
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So you shoot an 80 your first time ever playing, and then hang it up for good.
85 Cheech, an 85. I always enjoyed driving around a golf cart drinking more than golfing. Last time I was on a gold course I drove Miss Florida contestants around. It was glorious.
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85 Cheech, an 85. I always enjoyed driving around a golf cart drinking more than golfing. Last time I was on a gold course I drove Miss Florida contestants around. It was glorious.
I still don't, and will never believe that you shot an 85 on your first ever round.
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I still don't, and will never believe that you shot an 85 on your first ever round.
You can believe it or not if you want. The first shot I ever took landed 5 feet from the cup, it's a fact. I did it when I was 14 to. BTW I never played again.
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I still don't, and will never believe that you shot an 85 on your first ever round.
I shot an 80 my first time golfing.
I was four years old, and the place was Camelot Mini Golf. The club was blue, the ball was red, and the forecast called for windmills.
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Back to our regularly scheduled activity..
Spieth is absolutely killing it right now
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Spieth is -14 after 2 rounds, which is the lowest score ever after 2 rounds of a major championship.
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Spieth is -14 after 2 rounds, which is the lowest score ever after 2 rounds of a major championship.
Puck Spieth
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Spieth is -14 after 2 rounds, which is the lowest score ever after 2 rounds of a major championship.
I thought he tied the record
Nevermind I'm wrong
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Puck Spieth
Hahahaha
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I thought he tied the record
Nevermind I'm wrong
I think you're right. he set the masters record and tied the major record.
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Puck Spieth
Hahahaha
freak you. You worthless piece of shits. It takes hard work and dedication not that you two would know about those from your little pee wee strippers and broomball. If you want to get through the challenges you have to be strong as hell. It's easy to excrement on me and my passions from your keyboard but show up in my house and I will teach you what a warrior is.
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Hahahhaha
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who is this old freak with the really hot daughter?
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Pic or gtfo
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Pic or gtfo
trying
It was Ben Crenshaw's daughter and she just shutdown Twitter. I can't find a picture of her though.
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jackpot
https://instagram.com/clairecrenshaw/
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She aight
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She would look a lot better on my dick.
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I've been a big Spieth fan for a few years. However, if he were to drop a couple strokes, the field behind him is extremely interesting. Tiger, Phil, Rory all playing great so far today.
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I've been a big Spieth fan for a few years. However, if he were to drop a couple strokes, the field behind him is extremely interesting. Tiger, Phil, Rory all playing great so far today.
Mickelson is the one to look out for. He looked great on the back yesterday, and is on fire thus far today. The pin placement is only going to help his chances, IMO.
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freak Tiger Woods
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Barring a Tin Cup type event, this tournament is over. Of course, the final stretch on the final day has taken down many.
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Go away, Phil.
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Wow, that flop from Spieth may have just saved him the tournament. What a shot. Make the putt or not.
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That flop was clutch. Tremendous shot/balls to attempt it.
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Spieth untouchable all weekend. Props to the kid.
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(http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/15/daly.jpg?cb9e80)
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ultimate badass
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I run into the thread thinking another pic of that stacked in all the right places golfer was posted and one of you faggots post a John Daly pic.....freak off.
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Spieth and Tiger have now played 19 rounds while in the same tournament together this year. Spieth has -110 strokes on him.
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I run into the thread thinking another pic of that stacked in all the right places golfer was posted and one of you faggots post a John Daly pic.....freak off.
You still fapped though, right?
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You still fapped though, right?
Blue balls
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Robert Allenby fires caddie mid round during Canadian open, fan finishes round on bag
A heated confrontation between PGA Tour veteran Robert Allenby and his caddie during Thursday's first round of the Canadian Open led to a contentious midround split, with Allenby having a fan jump in to caddie for his last nine holes.
Allenby and his caddie, Mick Middlemo, had a discussion before his fourth shot on the par-5 13th at Glen Abbey Golf Club in Oakville, Canada. According to Golf.com, Allenby had wanted a 7-iron, but the discussion focused on the 8-iron for the shot, which was about 150 yards out.
Allenby's shot fell short of the hole and into a creek. He tripled the hole.
Allenby, who finished the round with an 81, recounted the confrontation that followed to ScoreGolf.com:
"I said to him, 'You know this happens every week. This has happened for like the last three or four or five months. We keep making bad mistakes, and you're not helping me in these circumstances,'" said Allenby, 44. "And he just lost the plot at me. He just told me I could go eff myself.
"And I said, 'Look, you need to slow down. I mean just calm down.' And then he just got right in my face as if he wanted to just beat me up," he said. "I said, 'Stop being a such and such and calm down and get back into the game.' And he just got even closer and closer, and I just said, 'That's it, you're sacked.' I said, 'I will never have you caddie ever again.' And we never spoke for the rest of the (first nine), and when we got to 18 we walked off, and he said some smartass remark to me, and I said, 'You don't deserve to be caddying out there.' And he just got right in my face and threatened me, so I said, 'Go.' So he left."
While Middlemo confirmed most of Allenby's remarks, he disputed the initial conversation that led to the dispute.
"I just wished it had never gone this far. But he is again using the media to make himself look like the victim," Middlemo told ESPN.com.
"The discussion was only about waiting for the wind to die down and hit the 8-iron; the 7-iron was never discussed. Not once. He came up 10 meters short of the front of the green. ... He hit a bad shot.
"He said, 'I can't believe this fat c--t,' loud enough for everyone to hear. There's a lot as a caddie I can take but a personal attack like that. ... If this was an office in any country in the world, that would be considered bullying. ... I can take it if you call me the worst caddie in the world, tell me I'm horrible at picking clubs, but there's a line you just can't cross."
Middlemo told GolfChannel.com that it was Allenby who lost his cool and became verbally abusive.
"I said, 'Look, if you want someone to abuse, get someone out of the parking lot,'" Middlemo said. "He said, 'I'm going to get a caddie banned for life on this tour.' And I asked if it was me, and he said, 'Yes.' That was it."
Middlemo is the fourth caddie to walk off during a round while working for Allenby.
After Middlemo walked off the course, Allenby carried his own bag to the 18th green to speak with officials, and according to Golf.com, that's when a fan offered his services.
Allenby said yes to the fan, Tom Fraser, a 61-year-old local school principal, allowing him to caddie for the last nine holes. Allenby birded the first hole with Fraser on the bag but later had four straight bogeys, finishing with a 43.
Allenby withdrew from the tournament, finishing at 9 over.
"He did a great job," Allenby said of Fraser, according to ScoreGolf.com. "He did everything he was told. He was a nice guy. I'm really thankful that he helped me out. It was nice to have someone friendly on the bag who didn't want to threaten me."
A source who was walking with the group verified Middlemo's version to ESPN.com.
PGA Tour official Steve Cartman has spoken to multiple parties who witnessed the events.
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Isn't Allenby the same guy who made up the story of getting kidnapped and beaten up by the mafia?
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Gotta love John Daily. Fired his club into Lake Michigan.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2547930-john-daly-launches-club-into-lake-michigan-at-pga-championship-kid-retrieves-it?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=web-des-art-top-11
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Haha awesome. I would've done the same thing. That hole is brutal.
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Jason Day -20. Caught the back 9 at the bar. Good stuff.
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Complete choke job by Spieth
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In 50 minutes real time Speith lost a 5 shot lead to Danny Willet
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Tommy Spieth
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Danny Willett looks like the typical wasted Irishman you see in the bar at 2pm on a Wednesday
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Tommy Spieth
Hahahha this is very accurate.
Seriously though, what a complete choke job. Awful.
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12th hole.... Still can't believe that happened.
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Anyone else watching this? Phil vs. Stenson, riveting stuff.
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No
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Meh
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Stenson just shot one of the most unbelievable rounds I've ever seen. A 63 ftw. Freaking Phil shoots a 65 in the final round which probably wins him a major 99-times-out-of-100. I like Phil, but good for Stenson, he certainly earned it.
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I've always liked Stenson, that's his first major, right?
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I've always liked Stenson, that's his first major, right?
No
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No
Yes
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Ok
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Ok
No
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No
But why
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It's his first major, one of only two players ever to shoot a 63 on the final day of a major, and the lowest ever aggregate total shot in a major.
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Got an email from the Masters - your boy got 2 tickets to the Wednesday practice round and par 3 tournament next year. First time going to Augusta
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Got an email from the Masters - your boy got 2 tickets to the Wednesday practice round and par 3 tournament next year. First time going to Augusta
Make sure you're a white guy.
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Got an email from the Masters - your boy got 2 tickets to the Wednesday practice round and par 3 tournament next year. First time going to Augusta
False, they don't allow gays into that place.
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Apparently Tiger Woods is looking pretty in his comeback today.
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Go Tiger Go
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Tiger Woods: club head speed measured at 129.2 MPH on 14th hole (fastest swing recorded by any player on PGA Tour this season).
Still got it.
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Tiger Woods: club head speed measured at 129.2 MPH on 14th hole (fastest swing recorded by any player on PGA Tour this season).
Still got it.
Can the Jets sign him?
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Masters starts at 8:30 AM.
Tiger tees off at 10:42 AM.
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Masters starts at 8:30 AM.
Tiger tees off at 10:42 AM.
more importantly, when does Puck Spieth tee off?
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http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/23036903/agent-says-tony-finau-plans-make-scheduled-tee-masters-dislocating-ankle-par-3-contest
lmao
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more importantly, when does Puck Spieth tee off?
Shouldn't you be whining about the cold?
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Tiger Watch
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Puck Spieth watch
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TIGER WATCH
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Puck Spieth watch
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Let’s Go
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Unreal
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5th green jacket, 22 years between wins
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https://mobile.twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1117494621440028673
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Fuzzy Zoeller is excite
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https://twitter.com/wells_p/status/1208135508204769280?s=21
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Great edit
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(https://i.imgur.com/DbvMFcu.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/DbvMFcu.png)
That's just awful.
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Dont you guys think, The palm fronds look a little brown.
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https://twitter.com/pgatour/status/1220119198359310342?s=21
Dope
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They have a covid positive trio playing this weekend, that seems insane to me
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https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/09/pga-tour-golf-covid-19-positive-threeball-workday-charity-open-frittelli-mccarthy-watney
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They have a covid positive trio playing this weekend, that seems insane to me
Sounds more dramatic than it should
The tour’s medical advisers and the CDC have indicated that PCR tests have shown a possibility of detecting viral RNA even after the infectious virus is no longer present. This would potentially become a persistent positive test result, despite the individual not being contagious.
“Out of an abundance of caution, however, any player or caddie who meets the above criteria but continues to return a positive Covid-19 test will either compete as a single in competition or be grouped with players under the same situation, and he will also have no access to indoor facilities on site.”
Further explanation by the tour of its updated criteria states: “Cases in which a player or caddie tested positive and continues to test positive, the tour follows a symptom-based model, as outlined by the CDC, allowing for him to return to competition if: at least three days have passed since recovery, which is defined as resolution of fever without the use of fever-reducing medications and improvement in respiratory symptoms; and, at least 10 days have passed since symptoms first appeared.”
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1321222411342303235?s=21
Background:
In all, DeChambeau was jovial in his Rocket Mortgage presser. What’s not to be happy about? In his last six PGA Tour starts, DeChambeau’s worst finish is T8, and his gains off the tee (and, to be fair, in the rest of his game, too) are paying off. Validation is a heck of a feeling.
But to the naked eye, one thing still jumps off the TV screen: DeChambeau’s size. How ’bout his diet? How has he gone from 195 lbs to 240?
wut
“I would say that in the mornings I usually have four eggs, five pieces of bacon, some toast and two [Orgain] protein shakes,” DeChambeau said. There’s some visual evidence of this mega-breakfast in DeChambeau’s [insert adjective here] comeback video which graced the internet a couple weeks ago.
But Bryson is just getting going at breakfast.
“Throughout the course of the day, I’ll have a GoMacro bar here and there, I’ll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’ll have another protein drink, I’ll have at least two protein drinks on the golf course, at every six holes, and then after the round I’ll have one.”
Hard to imagine that DeChambeau has much time left to play golf with all that on-course consumption. Still, this is just the afternoon.
“After that, I’m snacking when I’m practicing after,” DeChambeau continued. “Go back to the hotel, eat a dinner, steak, potatoes. I’ll have two protein shakes with it there as well. So I’m consuming around, I’d say, around six to seven of those Orgain protein shakes a day now where I used to be two or three. With the weight up, I just had to consume a lot more. Luckily, I like the taste of those shakes so I can take those pretty easily.”
Good thing indeed. In all, DeChambeau estimates consuming somewhere between 3000-3500 calories per day, although he admitted he had no real idea.
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Dustin Johnson won the Masters.......and gets to freak Paulina Gretzky.
2020 isn't the shits for everyone i guess.
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https://twitter.com/pgatour/status/1341171592949342214?s=21
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Tiger Woods flipped his car
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Tiger Woods flipped his car
Tiger Woods is undergoing surgery after sustaining 'multiple leg injuries' in a serious car crash in Los Angeles on Tuesday morning.
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I was today years old when I found out that Tiger's real name is Eldrick Tont Woods.
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I was today years old when I found out that Tiger's real name is Eldrick Tont Woods.
Wait Tiger isn’t his real name?
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Tiger Woods flipped his car
Who was chasing him this time?
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Who was chasing him this time?
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210224/9c92d201b8267780c1be19121fd84b13.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/brandonkoch776/status/1397068242825449472?s=20
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Brooks vs. Bryson, day after Thanksgiving
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Brooks vs. Bryson, day after Thanksgiving
5 months too late.
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Brooks vs. Bryson, day after Thanksgiving
i think this may be the most boring and uninteresting sports feud of all time
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i think this may be the most boring and uninteresting sports feud of all time
Would have been a lot more interesting 3 months ago.
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i think this may be the most boring and uninteresting sports feud of all time
Can confirm, never heard of them
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Would have been a lot more interesting 3 months ago.
i admittedly don't know much about them. however, if the basis of their 'feud' truly is because one doesn't like that the other is loud and didn't like him interrupting his interview in the background, then i would find a feud based upon bitchy pettiness non-interesting full stop, at any time.
i think i'd much rather see them both beat the living excrement out of each other than stage a 'i don't like you, let's have a golf off!' tournament
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i admittedly don't know much about them. however, if the basis of their 'feud' truly is because one doesn't like that the other is loud and didn't like him interrupting his interview in the background, then i would find a feud based upon bitchy pettiness non-interesting full stop, at any time.
i think i'd much rather see them both beat the living excrement out of each other than stage a 'i don't like you, let's have a golf off!' tournament
"I eat pieces of excrement like you for breakfast!"
-Brooks, probably
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Scottie Scheffler won the Masters.
That is all.
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(https://i.ibb.co/Pj6XDsz/9-A63-D67-C-4044-4186-93-B1-E11-FB3-DCD0-EF.jpg) (https://ibb.co/RbDrjG4)
Bang
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(https://i.ibb.co/Pj6XDsz/9-A63-D67-C-4044-4186-93-B1-E11-FB3-DCD0-EF.jpg) (https://ibb.co/RbDrjG4)
Bang
We're going to Rick's!
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https://twitter.com/TJEckertKTUL/status/1527059878623207425?s=20&t=WDIFaEiDymziupAbR5s6iA
King
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Gotta love that guy, but if he would have not become a hot mess, he would have been so good. I still prefer him the way he is.
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Gotta love that guy, but if he would have not become a hot mess, he would have been so good. I still prefer him the way he is.
He needs to team up with Zubaz. Oh the magic they could create together.
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He's the Booger of golfing.
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Gotta love that guy
Eh, you don't. He's an alcoholic wife beating Trumper, no amount of colourful Hawaiian shirts make up for the fact that he's actually a bit of a queynte.
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Eh, you don't. He's an alcoholic wife beating Trumper, no amount of colourful Hawaiian shirts make up for the fact that he's actually a bit of a queynte.
Did he beat his wife? i don't remember that
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Eh, you don't. He's an alcoholic wife beating Trumper, no amount of colourful Hawaiian shirts make up for the fact that he's actually a bit of a queynte.
Fine, I like his golfing persona. The rest of him can go freak himself.
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Did he beat his wife? i don't remember that
Two of them.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1992/12/25/golfer-daly-charged-with-assaulting-wife/b140c371-77a2-4395-bf0d-5bbbd23ac8d1/
https://www.actionnews5.com/story/6648908/feud-between-golfer-john-daly-and-his-wife-takes-a-new-twist/
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Two of them.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1992/12/25/golfer-daly-charged-with-assaulting-wife/b140c371-77a2-4395-bf0d-5bbbd23ac8d1/
https://www.actionnews5.com/story/6648908/feud-between-golfer-john-daly-and-his-wife-takes-a-new-twist/
oof....what a scumbag.
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Sportsnet
@Sportsnet
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2m
Two-time major winner Dustin Johnson has resigned his PGA Tour membership to participate in the new golf series backed by Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund.
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Paulina Gretzky prefers the sandy beaches of Saudi Arabia
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This is so revolting.
People are living in poverty in a backward pooper in which gays get thrown off of fuckin rooftops and women are treated as second class citizens, but they have enough to pay Dustin Johnson 150 mil to play golf.
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https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac/status/1537799147813621761?s=20&t=zV-inJ3MXIlG5ozoFkuwkg
you're welcome
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something something muh flag code
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https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac/status/1537799147813621761?s=20&t=zV-inJ3MXIlG5ozoFkuwkg
you're welcome
https://twitter.com/jeff37754209/status/1537816550148870144?t=Cd54JPQjg7MGcamscMhBLw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/jeff37754209/status/1537816550148870144?t=Cd54JPQjg7MGcamscMhBLw&s=19
haha
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Le Gran L’Orange Trump is hosting the LIV tour event this weekend at his course Trump Bedminster, a mere 40 miles from ground zero where 19 Saudis backed by the Saudi government took down the World Trade Center buildings and murdering 3000 Americans et al in the process.
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Annie Agar
@AnnieAgar
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1h
remember when Dunder Mifflin bought out the Michael Scott paper company. this is like that
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https://x.com/foreplaypod/status/1736062510510350674?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/golfchannel/status/1736443706691985885?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/reflog_18/status/1756756118133526982?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1757200670803821010?s=20