Jet Offensive

The Jet Offensive => Site Feedback => Topic started by: Heismanberg on April 06, 2015, 11:37:26 AM

Title: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Heismanberg on April 06, 2015, 11:37:26 AM
Actually, endless is a bit exaggerated. See, no one even wants to join this skidmark of a message board because of all the flaming, redundant douchebaggery that goes on here. You douches really are in an exclusive class of your own making all other douches seem tolerable.

Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 06, 2015, 07:28:40 PM
What does douche mean? Maybe I'm unclear on the definition of the word.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Heismanberg on April 06, 2015, 07:32:58 PM
What does douche mean? Maybe I'm unclear on the definition of the word.

All I know is that when Puck called Klax a douche, he turned into a giant, blubbering, lying hoo-ha.

"MR E HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT!"
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Miamipuck on April 06, 2015, 07:47:31 PM
All I know is that when Puck called Klax a douche, he turned into a giant, blubbering, lying hoo-ha.

"MR E HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT!"

To be fair I called everyone a douche.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Heismanberg on April 06, 2015, 07:49:13 PM
To be fair I called everyone a douche.

When you took the "s" off of douches, that's when Scikotic started prrrting all over that thread.

"YOU NUMBNUT MOTHER FUCKER!  How dare you fix my post."
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 06, 2015, 07:51:37 PM
When you took the "s" off of douches, that's when Scikotic started prrrting all over that thread.

"YOU NUMBNUT MOTHER FUCKER!  How dare you fix my post."

im just trying to figure out how Klax called someone else a douche.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: guinness77 on April 06, 2015, 08:14:08 PM
I'm trying to figure out why anyone would take anything any of you douches have to say seriously.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Cane on April 06, 2015, 08:24:42 PM

I'm trying to figure out why anyone would take anything any of you douches have to say seriously.

Show up in my house, sit down at my kitchen table, eat a light lunch, and then we'll figure out who the douche is.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: guinness77 on April 06, 2015, 08:30:44 PM
Show up in my house, sit down at my kitchen table, eat a light lunch, and then we'll figure out who the douche is.
In other words...you'll show me what a warrior is?
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Johnny English on April 06, 2015, 08:31:38 PM
In other words...you'll show me what a warrior is?

No, but he'll show you how to make a great caesar salad.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Heismanberg on April 06, 2015, 08:32:21 PM
No, but he'll show you how to make a great caesar salad.

The dressing has too many calories
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: guinness77 on April 06, 2015, 08:32:57 PM
No, but he'll show you how to make a great caesar salad.
I may be the bigger douche, who knows? But, I'd be all ears on that subject.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: guinness77 on April 06, 2015, 08:36:12 PM
Hey, Klax was wrong. Someone signed up today.


It may be to hack our board, but sign up...they did.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Cane on April 06, 2015, 08:36:49 PM

The dressing has too many calories

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/06/7cce04f4e020cb609829cb31765858ab.jpg)

Ftw
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Heismanberg on April 06, 2015, 08:51:30 PM
Klax does like Ken's sauce in his mouth
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2015, 06:58:57 AM
Anyone fix this yet?
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Miamipuck on May 04, 2015, 07:37:48 AM
Jameis scored a 27, and mariota scored a 33 on the wonderlic
Peyton manning, Drew Brees, Russell Wilson scored a 28. Max is 50 pts.
Not bad for a black guy
It was his white half.
wat
Isn't Wilson half and half?
pretty sure Pope was talking about Winston
Ah, makes sense.
hahahaha
and you assholes wonder why we don't have more posters
That's not why
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Coach K on May 05, 2015, 10:32:28 AM
Lol pretty much
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2015, 10:35:50 AM
Lol pretty much

In our defense you can probably use about 1000 non racial inside joke examples as well. We're a gigantic group of assholes.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2015, 10:48:12 AM
Change website to jetsfriends.com
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: dcm1602 on May 05, 2015, 10:53:32 AM
Change website to jetsfriends.com
Jetscuddles
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Pope on May 05, 2015, 11:13:27 AM
My racism draws people to the site, don't kid yourselves here.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2015, 11:26:20 AM
My racism draws people to the site, don't kid yourselves here.

JFIF draws in the 9's that he discards.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Pope on May 05, 2015, 11:31:16 AM
JO: Missed connections
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: Todd Bowle Cut on May 05, 2015, 09:18:24 PM
If only Geno was half white
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2021, 10:41:10 PM
All 6 of us are assholes.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 03, 2021, 10:49:27 PM
we will get more members if we make a tebowmaniacs subforum
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: bojanglesman on September 03, 2021, 10:51:14 PM
we will get more members if we make a tebowmaniacs subforum
7 members are assholes.
Title: Re: Why we don't have more members
Post by: d sw0rdz on September 03, 2021, 11:01:56 PM
7 members are assholes.

im not 1 member im a fvcking battleship