Jet Offensive
Other Stuff => The Porta Potty => Topic started by: bojanglesman on March 11, 2015, 08:31:51 PM
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Jokes/Stories that are probably offensive, but too funny to be offended. Example:
http://i.imgur.com/2AOe1oj.jpg
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Racism allowed? I'm asking for a friend
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Racism allowed? I'm asking for a friend
Probably not, but I'll leave it to the bosses here. I don't want to start a holy war.
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Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?
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Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?
Yes.
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Yes.
Haha.
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And of course as we all know, the sure way to know the right answer to any question of ethics, morals or etiquette is to elicit Tommy's view and then do the opposite.
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And of course as we all know, the sure way to know the right answer to any question of ethics, morals or etiquette is to elicit Tommy's view and then do the opposite.
Tommy's ethics are like Idzik's personnel opinions.
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
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What's long and black?
The penis in your mom's queynte.
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Yes.
Awesome
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Alright, this is going nowhere, shut 'er down.
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Look at BO trying to back out of a racist thread that he started.
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Look at BO trying to back out of a racist thread that he started.
It wasn't racist, it was offensive. Get it right, poopchute.
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I won't pay $300 to let a garbanzo bean on my face.
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What's the best part about freaking a woman outside Tommy's family?
You know Tommy hasn't been in there first.
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What's the difference between Puck and George Bush?
Bush never excrement in a retarded kid's mouth while he fucked his mom in the derriere.
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Alright, this is going nowhere, shut 'er down.
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Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?
If anyone here's skin is that thin they should probably go to tgg. I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use bad words there
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If anyone here's skin is that thin they should probably go to tgg. I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use bad words there
It's the one line we don't cross. It's fairly well established and it's unnecessary. If you want to be racist there are sites on the web that cater especially for you.
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It's the one line we don't cross. It's fairly well established and it's unnecessary. If you want to be racist there are sites on the web that cater especially for you.
I personally don't care, it's just kind of funny to see a site where it's no holds barred all the time. And then suddenly someone brings up racist jokes (not even maliciously being racial) and people are worrying about having their feelings hurt.
Have to admit it's amusing
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What's the difference between Puck and George Bush?
Bush never excrement in a retarded kid's mouth while he fucked his mom in the derriere.
hahahahaha
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I personally don't care, it's just kind of funny to see a site where it's no holds barred all the time. And then suddenly someone brings up racist jokes (not even maliciously being racial) and people are worrying about having their feelings hurt.
Have to admit it's amusing
The problem is that people won't argue the point on here if they're offended by you making racist jokes, they just won't come back and frankly that means less dilution of your posts.
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The problem is that people won't argue the point on here if they're offended by you making racist jokes, they just won't come back and frankly that means less dilution of your posts.
Is that where klaximilian and 624 went?
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Is that where klaximilian and 624 went?
You offended their blackness.
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I personally don't care, it's just kind of funny to see a site where it's no holds barred all the time. And then suddenly someone brings up racist jokes (not even maliciously being racial) and people are worrying about having their feelings hurt.
Have to admit it's amusing
freak you dago
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freak you dago
Racist
Wait isn't that the bird from alladin?
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What's the difference between Puck and George Bush?
Bush never excrement in a retarded kid's mouth while he fucked his mom in the derriere.
I never excrement in a retarded kids mouth.
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I routinely have bad ideas.
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Hahahaha
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I am still waiting for the classless jokes to start.
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I am still waiting for the classless jokes to start.
Your presence has started it.
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Yeah these are tame. We need some racism
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Classless? Are we freaking commies?
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I am still waiting for the classless jokes to start.
Yeah these are tame. We need some racism
Classless? Are we freaking commies?
That's a whole lot of talk from people with no material. Pussies.
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It was a lame joke but I tried.
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I don't want to hurt Johnny English's feelings
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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So much virginity.
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Is that abyzmul? hahaha
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My friends on the east coast, look to the skies and care for your families.
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Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?
no wonder you're such a hit with the women
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^Lolol
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What's the difference between a pile of sand and a pile of dead babies?
I don't eat sand.
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I know all "101 Sick Jokes for Twisted Kids"
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Is that abyzmul? hahaha
I thought the same thing.
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I thought the same thing.
Yes...the skidmark holding the hatchet
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hahahaha
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there is so much WTF going on in this picture I don't even know how to explain it
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there is so much WTF going on in this picture I don't even know how to explain it
I want to laugh and vomit at the same time.
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there is so much WTF going on in this picture I don't even know how to explain it
Livin' the dream
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Finally a truly classless joke, hallelujah.
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Haha.
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Haha, Guinness finally got a clever and fucked up one.
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^^^^
Hahaha, I just laughed hysterically out loud in public 2 times in the last minute.
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"Tuna Canoe" should be a thing.
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Did you get ScotlandJet to write that last one?
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Is that a young Heismanberg?
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Is that a young Heismanberg?
Needs more of a bowl cut but other than that he sure looks gay enough to be.
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260K likes. That's messed up.
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260K likes. That's messed up.
It's fake. A quick google search turns up two things: 1) that kid is some really terrible obnoxious little white kid who gets tens of millions of views for videos of himself covering pop songs, obviously at his parents' behest and 2) he posts about loving that girl all the time. Someone obviously got tired of him and made a funny. I'm guessing the likes are for whatever the real post was before someone photoshopped it.
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Yes that dude is a SLW
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And in another 2 minutes, here's the real one:
https://m.facebook.com/MattyBRaps/photos/pb.124065857626293.-2207520000.1438107208./975224052510465/?type=1&source=42
That's funny as excrement, but don't worry, Fen: 260k people weren't willing to publicly click like on the edited one. They just laughed their asses off in silence.
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Yes that dude is a SLW
What does Slw mean? Tried to look it up. Got smash left wing, sounds like work, stupid little whore.
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And in another 2 minutes, here's the real one:
https://m.facebook.com/MattyBRaps/photos/pb.124065857626293.-2207520000.1438107208./975224052510465/?type=1&source=42
That's funny as excrement, but don't worry, Fen: 260k people weren't willing to publicly click like on the edited one. They just laughed their asses off in silence.
No way in hell did I care about it enough to bother searching. Thanks for the follow up though.
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What does Slw mean? Tried to look it up. Got smash left wing, sounds like work, stupid little whore.
Was that Junc thing?
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What does Slw mean? Tried to look it up. Got smash left wing, sounds like work, stupid little whore.
Best guess is he meant SJW
Social Justice Warrior
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Best guess is he meant SJW
Social Justice Warrior
SLW
Super Light Weight.
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I thought it was Sack Licking Whiteboy
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sassy little whisker!
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Was that Junc thing?
it was a Champ thing.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology."
So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!"
Then I disconnected his life support.
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I hate how politically correct we have to be nowadays! You can't even say "Black paint" anymore! You have to say, "Jamal, would you kindly paint my fence?"
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I hate how politically correct we have to be nowadays! You can't even say "Black paint" anymore! You have to say, "Jamal, would you kindly paint my fence?"
So inappropriate...
Like a black guy would be painting your fence anymore.
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That's not a classless joke, and it's freaking hilarious.
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That's not a classless joke, and it's freaking hilarious.
I thought the same.
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I thought the same.
You haven't posted anything, so STFU. I guess you are too classy or don't know any good ones.
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bahahahaha
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What comes up when you search nigga Jesus on twitter?
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What comes up when you search nigga Jesus on twitter?
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i know im moses in the ring
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Lololololol
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Oh excrement:
Angelo
Aug 9
Angelo @dopeisland
I didn't know yall likes tommy that much Jesus. but yeah that nigga dead
Yessssssss
https://mobile.twitter.com/dopeisland
Nigga Jesus Twitter, please make it happen.
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Apparently "black people consensus" is that the world needs to become a better place.
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Tommy might kill himself after being called a nigga
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Tommy might kill himself after being called a nigga
I grew up in NYC. All my childhood friends call me "nigga".
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Nigga Geno Smith?
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Nigga Geno Smith?
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who punched that nigga Goku??
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Geno got a quagmire jaw. Haha
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Geno got a quagmire jaw. Haha
Giggitty
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Gat dayum look at his creeper face.
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Oh dear god lol
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Seen it
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^ lol @ dalmatian
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I thought she just got back from mud slinging.
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hahahahahahaha jesus
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There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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holy excrement hahahahahaha
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Imagine you're in a room with 100+ other people of various colours, creeds and whatever. They're all listening to you. They don't really know you. Would it be appropriate to tell them all a racist joke?
Yes.
Lol.
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- What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
. . A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
- What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
. . .Gonorrhea.
- What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?
. . .Bus shelters.
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Q: What’s the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
A: Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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What does Trump's wife Melania see in her husband?
A truckload of money, high cholesterol and Covid-1
What the biggest difference between Hillary Clinton and a catfish?
One has whiskers and stinks, and the other's a fish.
What the biggest difference between Barney Frank and a Fenway Frank?
Barney Frank comes in different-size buns.
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a classic