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The Rest Of The Sports World => You Don't Know Football => Topic started by: dcm1602 on October 30, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
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lol
FOX Sports' Jay Glazer reports Dolphins RT Jonathan Martin has "gone AWOL from the team the last couple days."
Per Glazer, Martin had an incident in the team cafeteria this week when teammates jokingly said they wouldn't sit at a table with him. Martin reportedly "flipped out, smashed a food tray on the ground, took off, and they haven’t seen him since." Glazer adds that Martin has entered a treatment facility, though it's unclear what kind of treatment he's seeking. The Dolphins have listed him as doubtful for Thursday night against the Bengals. Tyson Clabo has been reinserted into the lineup at right tackle. It's unclear how long Martin will be away. The Miami offensive line is in shambles.
http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football (http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football)
Miami is a mess, we better sweep these fools
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So basically he doesn't have the mental makeup to survive at the NFL level. Good to know.
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From a Dolphins beat writer, he checked into a mental hospital
Jeff Darlington ✔ @JeffDarlington
Let me be clear about Martin: He had no issues with any coaches. He had a breakdown and is now seeking mental counseling, sources tell me.
6:16 PM - 30 Oct 2013
And from a dolphins beat writer
Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley 30m
Someone told me of serious dysfunction within the locker room. Division, anger, etc.
Miami and New England are both circuses this season !?!?
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I feel bad for Martin but freak THE DOLPHINNNNNNNNS WOOOOOOO
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#lolfins
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Feel bad for the guy, not the team.
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That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
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That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
Because the NFL has always been such a collection of stable individuals.
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That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
You do know that that's not how mental health works, right? Other unacceptable suggestions to someone with the courage to admit to needing help for mental health issues are to "cheer up", "pull yourself together" and "get a good night's sleep, you'll feel better in the morning".
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Dude's got some deep-seated issues going on. You'd think for a giant guy he'd be pretty comfortable in his own skin as far as teasing/bullying goes. Maybe he's homo.
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Sounds like the Dolphins players were bullying a dude with mental health problems.
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Sounds like the Dolphins players were bullying a dude with mental health problems.
Goodell should suspend the offenders.
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Goodell should suspend the offenders.
"Tebow's ex-team shows lack of class by not offering support for fellow division player. Circus."
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/31/report-dolphins-are-concerned-about-relationship-between-martin-teammates/
Sounds like a good healthy locker room environment they have going on there.
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I feel bad for Martin but freak THE DOLPHINNNNNNNNS WOOOOOOO
#lolfins
Feel bad for the guy, not the team.
Essentially these.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9913324/sources-nflpa-eyes-miami-dolphins-richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-case
the NFLPA is investigating the Dolphins harassment of Martin
"Miami Dolphins guard Richie Incognito's role in alleged harassment of teammate Jonathan Martin is under review by the NFL Players Association due to an incident that provoked Martin to leave the team, according to multiple sources."
And of course the most laughable quote from the article
"One high-ranking Dolphins official who did not want to be identified defended Incognito as a player who has been a "model citizen""
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Richie Incognito is one of the biggest pieces of excrement in the league. I am not at all surprised.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9913324/sources-nflpa-eyes-miami-dolphins-richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-case
the NFLPA is investigating the Dolphins harassment of Martin
"Miami Dolphins guard Richie Incognito's role in alleged harassment of teammate Jonathan Martin is under review by the NFL Players Association due to an incident that provoked Martin to leave the team, according to multiple sources."
And of course the most laughable quote from the article
"One high-ranking Dolphins official who did not want to be identified defended Incognito as a player who has been a "model citizen""
Yeah Incognito is a "model citizen" in the same way Tom Brady is "straight"
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So there's reports now players were making rookies foot the bill for a trip to Vegas and several dinners. New circus in town.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates)
Martin has not filed a formal complaint because he fears retribution, primarily from Incognito, sources told ESPN
However, sources tell ESPN that the matter is absolutely under review and preliminarily identifies Incognito as an alleged offender in multiple incidents of possible harassment and bullying over the past two seasons, with Martin not the only victim.
Incognito took to Twitter on Sunday, stating that he wants his "name cleared." He called the reports "false speculation" and "slander" and said ESPN was hiding behind sources "who are not man enough to put their name behind the BS you report."
@AdamSchefter Enough is enough
If you or any of the agents you sound off for have a problem with me, you know where to find me #BRINGIT
8:52 AM - 3 Nov 2013
Circus is in town
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And another report
http://deadspin.com/report-miami-dolphins-bullying-not-limited-to-jonatha-1457688830
About dolphins forcing a rookie to pay 30,000 grand for dinner
And of course the team being stupid enough to tweet the whole thing/posting pictures (all in that deadspin article)
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That's fucked up.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates)
Circus is in town
So Incognito is defending the fact he is not a bully, by bullying Adam Schefter publicly on the internet where everybody can see him.
That totally shows me Ritchie Incognito is completely above bullying and that what Schefty said is impossible.
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He's not bullying Schefter, just defending himself.
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Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington 5m
Richie Incognito was advised by Joe Philbin tonight he has been indefinitely suspended by team while NFL investigates, Incognito tells me.
CIRCUSSSSSSS
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Their OL is so bad
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000275489/article/jonathan-martin-talked-to-joe-philbin-about-issues-in-spring
They're in a lot of trouble.
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Matt Miller @nfldraftscout
Garafolo: "Multiple sources told me Martin's camp informed Dolphins and NFLPA that Incognito sent threatening and racially charged texts"
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Think It's safe to say with near certainty that Jeff Ireland will be gone after this season. Weren't they talking about extending him after their off season and ''awesome '' start too?
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lolol
@flasportsbuzz
Fox reports Incognito sent Martin voice mails& texts that are "threatening" and "racially charged."Fox says this is now "alleged hatecrime."
its a possible hatecrime
The Fins might jump ahead of Tampa and Jacksonville as the biggest shitshow in florida
What are the odds that all 3 florida teams can be so incredibly fucked up ?
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oh my god, I love this. I could reread every tweet/article 10 times
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That's fucked up.
I thought he just needed to "grow a pair"?
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oh my god, I love this. I could reread every tweet/article 10 times
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346404-Incognito-tweets-Schefter-AWESOME!!
Is by far the best thread
All the Fin faggots saying that Incognito is the best, and hes their favorite player for calling out Schefter. And that he should sue ESPN for libel blah blah blah
Just skimmed the first 3 pages and its all Incognito dick sucking the entire time
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I thought he just needed to "grow a pair"?
Was talkimg about forcing the rookie to pay for the meal.
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Was talkimg about forcing the rookie to pay for the meal.
But you were just ready to assume that Martin's issues were bullshit. I get that you think mental issues and damage are bullshit, since you've said as much in the past. Saying "grow a pair" if the guy has mental problems which were exacerbated by this behavior is just plain stupid and outdated.
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But you were just ready to assume that Martin's issues were bullshit. I get that you think mental issues and damage are bullshit, since you've said as much in the past. Saying "grow a pair" if the guy has mental problems which were exacerbated by this behavior is just plain stupid and outdated.
Dude, I worked in the field and the ignorance for mental illness is mind boggling. Almost every media pundit I have heard, especially the ones down here, are basically calling Martin a hoo-ha, balless, he's has to "man-up" etc.etc. it's frightening how people are actually siding with Incognito. Oh well ignorance is bliss, I feel bad for Martin.
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Dude, I worked in the field and the ignorance for mental illness is mind boggling. Almost every media pundit I have heard, especially the ones down here, are basically calling Martin a hoo-ha, balless, he's has to "man-up" etc.etc. it's frightening how people are actually siding with Incognito. Oh well ignorance is bliss, I feel bad for Martin.
Well to be fair the guy is 25, with no publicly "known" history of mental illness or else the guy likely wouldnt of been drafted in the early 2nd round
I definitely wouldnt side with Incognito because the guy is clearly one of the biggest pieces of excrement in the league, I just dont think the whole thing was so clear cut to people.
Plus the way it was initially reported by the media made Martin sound a little weak
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Well to be fair the guy is 25, with no publicly "known" history of mental illness or else the guy likely wouldnt of been drafted in the early 2nd round
I definitely wouldnt side with Incognito because the guy is clearly one of the biggest pieces of excrement in the league, I just dont think the whole thing was so clear cut to people.
Plus the way it was initially reported by the media made Martin sound a little weak
Oh you mean the Dolphins side made him sound weak? Really do tell?
To be fair what the freak does a public history have anything to do with it. Players with various addictions and bullshit are drafted high every year. Mental problems should remain private until they endanger people.
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Oh you mean the Dolphins side made him sound weak? Really do tell?
To be fair what the freak does a public history have anything to do with it. Players with various addictions and bullshit are drafted high every year. Mental problems should remain private until they endanger people.
No I was reffering to the way the media reported it, which is how the public gets their info on this kind of crap
And if he had a public history people may have been more sympathetic initially, instead of buying that he appears to be a whiner.
Although at this point its pretty clear that Martin was a victim, and Incognito plus the Dolphins organization as the whole are the perpetrators here who were trying to make Martin look like an poopchute.
Would be a great story to see Martin get through this and ultimately have success on a different team
And yes I do think teams are interested in if players have a history of some sort of mental illness. This excrement clearly isnt public, because that would be a huge breach of privacy. But NFL teams take vetting players crazy seriously, so im sure they factor in as many variables as possible as to how much of a risk a player is.
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No I was reffering to the way the media reported it, which is how the public gets their info on this kind of crap
And if he had a public history people may have been more sympathetic initially, instead of buying that he appears to be a whiner.
Although at this point its pretty clear that Martin was a victim, and Incognito plus the Dolphins organization as the whole are the perpetrators here who were trying to make Martin look like an poopchute.
Would be a great story to see Martin get through this and ultimately have success on a different team
And yes I do think teams are interested in if players have a history of some sort of mental illness. This excrement clearly isnt public, because that would be a huge breach of privacy. But NFL teams take vetting players crazy seriously, so im sure they factor in as many variables as possible as to how much of a risk a player is.
I was referring to the media take, which is essentially the Dolphins take. Yeah it made Martin look like an poopchute. You knew that wasn't the entire story.
Philbin is going to try and calm excrement but it happened for two years under his watch and I am sure for a as long as Incognito was on the team. I don't have to much problems with the typical rookie stuff, make them carry should pads and pay a rookie dinner. They do that in many sports. However to have a year and a half of bullshit like it was Animal House is freaking ridiculous.
Lastly, mental illness might not have been a problem till the guy was harassed every day. But I wasn't speaking about the NFL investigations of player background, mine was a general thought. The teams have significant investments in these players as long as they use legal means that's cool in my book. I am sure some teams use nefarious means.
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He's not bullying Schefter, just defending himself.
Except for the threats of kicking his derriere of course.
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Can we change the thread title to lolphins or circusphins or something? We need to enjoy this maximally.
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http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230
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Biggest POS in the league finally gets what's been coming for years
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Can we change the thread title to lolphins or circusphins or something? We need to enjoy this maximally.
Sure thing.
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http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230
Richie's dad posts on FinHeaven.
This is fantastic.
Incognito will look good in a Jets uniform beating the pee out of our defensive line in a few weeks.
lol, no thanks.
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Richie's dad posts on FinHeaven.
This is fantastic.
lol, no thanks.
lolwat
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Richie's dad posts on FinHeaven.
This is fantastic.
lol, no thanks.
And apparently the initials in his username are the initials of Richie, his son and wife, and his last name.
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If the Jets brought in Incognito....I would personally fly to Jersey, just to throw a brick through Idzik's office window.
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If the Jets brought in Incognito....I would personally fly to Jersey, just to throw a brick through Idzik's office window.
You and I both know Idzik wouldn't touch that guy in a million years. Incognito if released would be like toxic waste.
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Wow you guys should read the father's full post, he wished Aids on all the Fins FO and coaches, fantastic.hahahahah
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If the Jets brought in Incognito....I would personally fly to Jersey, just to throw a brick through Idzik's office window.
It would never happen. Only a DGAF team would take him in, or someone like the Bengals or Patriots who feel they have enough cachet to take in severe reclamation projects.
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Holy excrement... the prospect of that already shitty O-Line getting significantly worse in time for our two games...
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Albert Breer @AlbertBreer 2m
The evidence that's now in the hands of the NFL implicates Richie Incognito and, to a lesser extent, Mike Pouncey.
First Hernandez and now being linked to Incognito's mess....Pouncey fails at making good friends.
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Finheaven has never been so much fun.
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346481-What-would-you-do-if
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Finheaven has never been so much fun.
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346481-What-would-you-do-if
I have never had more fun watching a stupid fanbase ever. Seriously, how can you not just smile at them, it's the fins very own chemtrail thread.
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Albert Breer @AlbertBreer 4m
I've seen some of the evidence, and there are indeed threats of violence/racial slurs. More context, in this case, is needed.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24186392/dolphins-harassment-case-text-from-incognito-to-martin-used-racial-slur
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First Hernandez and now being linked to Incognito's mess....Pouncey fails at making good friends.
All I want for Christmas is one game where the Jets D-line at full strength gets to beat down on Tannehill behind a line missing Martin, Incognito, and Pouncey.
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Hahahahah some details of the texts Incognito sent to Martin:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24186392/dolphins-harassment-case-text-from-incognito-to-martin-used-racial-slur (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24186392/dolphins-harassment-case-text-from-incognito-to-martin-used-racial-slur)
Jason La Canfora
CBS Sports NFL Insider
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Dolphins harassment case: Text from Incognito to Martin used racial slur
November 4, 2013 11:35 AM ET
sources said, and overall disturbing exchanges, including one in which Incognito refers to defecating in Martin's mouth.
Incognito also made reference to tracking down members of Martin's family and harming them in the texts as well, according to a source.
In some instances, that kind of rhetoric might be shaken off or ignored, but, given the track record of incidents between Incognito and Martin, and how sustained it had become, Martin truly felt that Incognito might be capable of inflicting harm, and for his safety getting away from the team was in his best interests.
The NFL, apprised of the evidence, began upper-level meetings on the case this morning as it launches its investigation. People with access to some of the exchanges believe in time this situation could become a springboard for further policies and practices at the league-wide level in regards to hazing, verbal harassment and perhaps also stricter codes in terms of financial harassment and actions whereby rookies are required by veterans to pick up excessive tabs and bills as a rite of passage.
Edit: JE beat me to it, sorry.
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WhitlockJasonJason Whitlock
Jeff Ireland's interview with Incognito not as extensive as the one he held with Dez Bryant?
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@AdamSchefter 3m
1: Richie Incognito left this VM for Jonathan Martin in April 2013: "Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of (expletive)...
2. More Incognito to Martin: "I saw you on Twitter, you been training ten weeks. (I want to) (expletive) in your (expl) mouth...
3. Incognito VM to Martin: "(I'm going to) slap your (expletive) mouth. (I'm going to) slap your real mother across the face (laughter).
4. Incognito to Martin, all on same VM in April 2013: "(Expletive) you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you."
Edit: found a screenshot.
(http://i.imgur.com/fIpSlq1.jpg)
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I think that Adam Schefter and Richie Incognito don't like each other very much.
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Schefter's destroying Incognito
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Conor Orr @ConorTOrr 3m
Justin Pugh said the worst he's endured is a $1,200 dinner check, but said Snee and Diehl have both picked up big tabs for him as well. #nyg
No opportunity to demonstrate their classiness is ever knowingly left uncapitalised upon.
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Schefter's destroying Incognito
Video pwnage via Schefter.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:9926374
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(http://www.heathersanimations.com/circus/circuslogo.gif)
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Schefter is going to destroy Incognito and it is going to be fun to watch. What a piece of human garbage.
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Makes those on the field fights with Antonio Smith look a lot clearer.
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Schefter is going to destroy Incognito and it is going to be fun to watch. What a piece of human garbage.
Yeah, this is turning into an epic shitshow.
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Tree. Apple.
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Some guy on Finheaven is claiming that Martin should have just stood up to Richie and this all could have been over. It was Martin's fault. I had no idea Tommy made such a convincing Phin fan.
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Martin should have just shot him. We know how those Stand Your Ground laws work in Florida
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Some guy on Finheaven is claiming that Martin should have just stood up to Richie and this all could have been over. It was Martin's fault. I had no idea Tommy made such a convincing Phin fan.
hahaha
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Some guy on Finheaven is claiming that Martin should have just stood up to Richie and this all could have been over. It was Martin's fault. I had no idea Tommy made such a convincing Phin fan.
So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?
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So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?
Teal makes him nuts.
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So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?
Oh, I have no idea. I'm not even sure he actually has one at this point. That's just what was reported before people started the whole 'man up' thing. If he does, this is even worse. If he doesn't, it's still excrement what Incognito did. Either way, you know it's fun to excrement on you for that post.
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wonder if there's any truth that Martin had 3 suicide attempts. Would make the phins look drastically worse if so
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Oh, I have no idea. I'm not even sure he actually has one at this point. That's just what was reported before people started the whole 'man up' thing. If he does, this is even worse. If he doesn't, it's still excrement what Incognito did. Either way, you know it's fun to excrement on you for that post.
Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.
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Brian Costello @BrianCoz 6m
Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.
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Brian Costello @BrianCoz 6m
Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.
In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.
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Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.
No way, you've gotta sack up through that paranoid schizophrenia.
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In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.
Haha.
MBGreen has been suspended from JO for conduct detrimental to taste buds.
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In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.
nah. Willie Colon's rookie hazing program is Scruggy approved.
/oline burgin
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Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.
No. It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.
"Oh come on! It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!" Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?
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No. It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.
"Oh come on! It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!" Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?
You've gotta tough those things out. One time a coworker threatened to defriend me on Facebook. I toughed it out. Same thing.
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No. It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.
"Oh come on! It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!" Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?
Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
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Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
Who cares? It's the Dolphins. I'm perfectly fine with them getting bad press, warranted or not. I wouldn't give a excrement if Martin accused the team of sexual harassment because somebody looked at him funny.
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Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
He didn't run to the media. There was an incident, it got reported (as always), and he gave his side.
Do you honestly believe this is on Martin? That this was appropriate behavior for the workplace?
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Miami Herald is reporting that the Dolphins are going to cut Incognito.
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Miami Herald is reporting that the Dolphins are going to cut Incognito.
It was only a matter of time. Now hopefully the Pats will sign him and he will call Brady a fag and threaten to have sex with his Uggs.
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He didn't run to the media. There was an incident, it got reported (as always), and he gave his side.
Do you honestly believe this is on Martin? That this was appropriate behavior for the workplace?
Yeah, but what was the incident? Did Martin confront Incognito?
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Lol wow that's great
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Yeah, but what was the incident? Did Martin confront Incognito?
Well, it hasn't been reported anywhere that he confronted Incognito, and it doesn't fit in with the rest of this narrative in the slightest, so I'm going to say probably not.
The incident was a prank that apparently has been played on several other players at several other times. It's not unusual, but his reaction was. He snapped. It wasn't an appropriate reaction at all, which is why people started asking questions about what was going on.
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I just realized how much worse this would be for them if they lost their last game. Now I'm even more disappointed in the Bengals.
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Apparently Bart Scott ripped Incognito to shreds on ESPN radio today.
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Well, it hasn't been reported anywhere that he confronted Incognito, and it doesn't fit in with the rest of this narrative in the slightest, so I'm going to say probably not.
The incident was a prank that apparently has been played on several other players at several other times. It's not unusual, but his reaction was. He snapped. It wasn't an appropriate reaction at all, which is why people started asking questions about what was going on.
So if it wasn't an appropriate reaction on martin's part, then it's on him.
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http://espn.go.com/espnradio/newyork/play?id=9927146
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http://espn.go.com/espnradio/newyork/play?id=9927146
That is freaking hilarious.
Also FinHeaven has turned on Martin with a large amount of posters saying he's clearly been planning this and/or someone else has on his behalf. Either Martin has been planning a lawsuit for a while, or Martin is checked into rehab and his family is going on an manhunt against the Dolphins locker room. And that the players are apparently still supporting Incognito. Hilarious excrement.
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Kinda crazy when Bart Scott is saying theyre lucky Martin didnt bring a gun to work and shoot them all
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So if it wasn't an appropriate reaction on martin's part, then it's on him.
Sometimes I have to play "Troll or Moron" with your posts. It wasn't an appropriate reaction to the prank incident, which is why people started asking questions. They threw mental illness out there in part, I'm sure, because a mental condition can cause the kind of cognitive dissonance that would prompt a reaction like that. As they went deeper, these other incidents came to light. If you still think it's "on him" that he snapped because of pervasive attacks that went on for more than a year, I'm at a loss. The fact that he didn't more actively seek the help of someone else does fit with a mental condition.
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http://deadspin.com/shirtless-richie-incognito-drops-an-n-bomb-and-acts-lik-1458436867
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You and I both know Idzik wouldn't touch that guy in a million years. Incognito if released would be like toxic waste.
I thought he was toxic after flinging a helmet, but then Miami signed the douchebag.
Also sounds like Ritche Jr. Learned how to act from his daddy. Pretty big bully himself.
Also if Martin actually attempted suicide three times, why the hell does that give license to attack him? He kept on and on about it as though that in some way made it acceptable to continue bullying Martin
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Kinda crazy when Bart Scott is saying theyre lucky Martin didnt bring a gun to work and shoot them all
When did he say that? That is something I want to hear
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When did he say that? That is something I want to hear
Towards the end of that video on espn above
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http://mia.scout.com/2/1252145.html
He won the "Good Guy" award in 2012. I had no idea it was such a bullshit honor.
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http://mia.scout.com/2/1252145.html
He won the "Good Guy" award in 2012. I had no idea it was such a bullshit honor.
Speaks to how much the south Florida media sucks at their jobs and or is piece of excrement
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Interesting. If you go to Miami's depth chart on their website, Incognito is gone but Spadola is still there.
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Interesting. If you go to Miami's depth chart on their website, Incognito is gone but Spadola is still there.
I wonder if they'll remove him from madden too
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I wonder if they'll remove him from madden too
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Not if they don't want to get excrement in their mouth.
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I wonder if they'll remove him from madden too
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No they'll probably just increase his SWAG rating
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Anyone think Philbin gets fired over this ?
I mean id say theres at least a 99% chance that Ireland gets fired after this season, so if they have a new GM I cant imagine them wanting to keep Philbin around after this whole mess
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Anyone think Philbin gets fired over this ?
I mean id say theres at least a 99% chance that Ireland gets fired after this season, so if they have a new GM I cant imagine them wanting to keep Philbin around after this whole mess
that wont be the reason, but I dont think he is around next year unless the Phins make the postseason, as Ireland is certainly going to be canned.
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Just watched NBC news report on the Incognito/n-word circus. All at the desk appeared disturbed. Matt Lauer then immediately followed this with a story on Black Friday. Lolsies were had.
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Brian Costello @BrianCoz 6m
Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.
They "make" him bring them 5 guys? How exactly do they "make" him do that?
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Daddy Incognito's Phinhaven rant. Apples and trees and such.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195b7o509fmjqpng/original.png)
http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230 (http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230)
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Fin Heaven implodes
-real talk-
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Fin Heaven implodes
-real talk-
Reading that place has gotten me through the day, yesterday was so boring at work. If you thought TGG had retards, that place is Down's Syndrome central. It's glorious though, fin fan tears taste almost as good as Pats fans tears.
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(http://i.imgur.com/QFgW9cb.png)
http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409 (http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409)
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http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409 (http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409)
I loved when they had Mark Gastineau do the same thing at Jets games.
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I loved when they had Mark Gastineau do the same thing at Jets games.
Remember Gastineau's rambling Billy Madison speech last year during the Texans game? It was so embarrassingly awesome.
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Remember Gastineau's rambling Billy Madison speech last year during the Texans game? It was so embarrassingly awesome.
I liked IJR's summary of it.
"Mark Gastineau preemptively scolded us for booing Woody then thanked God for building MetLife Stadium."
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I liked IJR's summary of it.
"Mark Gastineau preemptively scolded us for booing Woody then thanked God for building MetLife Stadium."
Yeah that was an apt description. I will never boo Woody, ever again.
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I was so fuckn drunk that I barely realized how ridiculous that speech was.
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Am I the only one who thought Incognito was 4 years older than he actually is?
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Its awesome seeing Incognito get excrement on.
The GM of the Rams (when Incognito was on their team) was just shitting on him. Calling him a volcano saying that opposing players and referees hated him and that even his own teammates started to hate him. Saying that he constantly fought with Spags when he got cut, and that he wouldnt of signed Incognito again even before this this whole bullying thing.
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he wouldnt of
...still?
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Am I the only one who thought Incognito was 4 years older than he actually is?
I thought he was 4 years younger than he actually is.
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I thought he was 4 years younger than he actually is.
I felt like I've been hearing about what a dirty player he is for years, and in my head that made him skew older for some reason.
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I always disliked this guy, I knew a little about him from his college days and his brashness but if I'm being honest I really hated him because of his distasteful comments and contempt for the Jets, ( understandable because of the rivalry) but sound bites and other things made me despise him.
I remember him coming off the field last year after beating us and his voice was obvious basically really rubbing our nose in defeat- which again is understandable, but he is an out an out piece of excrement. I hope he gets freaking gang raped by a bunch of lady boys with big dicks on south beach.
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A timeline of douchebaggery:
http://nypost.com/2013/11/05/how-richie-incognito-became-nfls-no-1-villain/
Fall 2002: Ejected from Nebraska’s game against Penn State for fighting. Was suspended for the first half of a game against Iowa State the following week.
Spring 2003: Suspended by former Nebraska coach Frank Solich for unspecified reasons.
Feb. 2004: Charged with three counts of assault stemming from a fight at a party. Found guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge after a three-day trial and paid a $500 fine.
Sept. 2004: Suspended from Nebraska. Withdrew from university two weeks later. Two weeks after leaving Nebraska, enrolled at Oregon.
Oct. 2004: Kicked off Oregon team. Coach Mike Bellotti said he failed to meet certain conditions.
2005-09: Played parts of five seasons with the Rams. In 44 games, he racked up 38 penalties, including seven for unnecessary roughness.
Training camp 2006: Got into an altercation with Rams cornerback Dwight Anderson. The 6-foot-3, 320-pound Incognito and the 5-foot-10, 180-pound Anderson had to be separated twice.
Nov. 2008: Criticized fans for not knowing how or when to cheer for a team that was 2-8 at the time. Taunted fans who were booing him during a game against the Bears.
2009: Was named “NFL’s dirtiest player” in a Sporting News poll of 99 players. That season, twice head-butted Titans players, and engaged in a verbal altercation with head coach Steve Spagnuolo. Was released two days later. After being released by St. Louis, he finished the year in Buffalo then signed with the Dolphins.
Sept. 2012: Criticized by Houston’s Antonio Smith for dirty play. During a preseason game in 2013, an enraged Smith swung his helmet after being incited by Incognito, which earned Smith a three-week suspension.
June 2013: Involved in an altercation in Miami night club that led to a trespass warning.
Summer 2013: When talking about his time in St. Louis, admitted to NFL.com: “I mean, we’d have practice the next morning, and I’m out until all hours of the night, running the town. Drinking. Doing drugs. I was doing everything that a professional athlete should not be doing.”
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A timeline of douchebaggery:
http://nypost.com/2013/11/05/how-richie-incognito-became-nfls-no-1-villain/
Fall 2002: Ejected from Nebraska’s game against Penn State for fighting. Was suspended for the first half of a game against Iowa State the following week.
Spring 2003: Suspended by former Nebraska coach Frank Solich for unspecified reasons.
Feb. 2004: Charged with three counts of assault stemming from a fight at a party. Found guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge after a three-day trial and paid a $500 fine.
Sept. 2004: Suspended from Nebraska. Withdrew from university two weeks later. Two weeks after leaving Nebraska, enrolled at Oregon.
Oct. 2004: Kicked off Oregon team. Coach Mike Bellotti said he failed to meet certain conditions.
2005-09: Played parts of five seasons with the Rams. In 44 games, he racked up 38 penalties, including seven for unnecessary roughness.
Training camp 2006: Got into an altercation with Rams cornerback Dwight Anderson. The 6-foot-3, 320-pound Incognito and the 5-foot-10, 180-pound Anderson had to be separated twice.
Nov. 2008: Criticized fans for not knowing how or when to cheer for a team that was 2-8 at the time. Taunted fans who were booing him during a game against the Bears.
2009: Was named “NFL’s dirtiest player” in a Sporting News poll of 99 players. That season, twice head-butted Titans players, and engaged in a verbal altercation with head coach Steve Spagnuolo. Was released two days later. After being released by St. Louis, he finished the year in Buffalo then signed with the Dolphins.
Sept. 2012: Criticized by Houston’s Antonio Smith for dirty play. During a preseason game in 2013, an enraged Smith swung his helmet after being incited by Incognito, which earned Smith a three-week suspension.
June 2013: Involved in an altercation in Miami night club that led to a trespass warning.
Summer 2013: When talking about his time in St. Louis, admitted to NFL.com: “I mean, we’d have practice the next morning, and I’m out until all hours of the night, running the town. Drinking. Doing drugs. I was doing everything that a professional athlete should not be doing.”
Thanks Bo, I was too lazy to research but knew he was a piece of work.
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Anyway theres charges filed against this piece of excrement?
It was a hate crime after all.
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Anyway theres charges filed against this piece of excrement?
It was a hate crime after all.
Fox sports mentioned that he could be charged with a hatecrime, but its way way too early for that
Im not sure, but i would imagine Martin has to press charges in order for Incognito to be charged with anything. And considering that hes a young NFL player I highly highly doubt he has any interest in doing that
I personally dont expect any legal charges to happen
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Fox sports mentioned that he could be charged with a hatecrime, but its way way too early for that
Im not sure, but i would imagine Martin has to press charges in order for Incognito to be charged with anything. And considering that hes a young NFL player I highly highly doubt he has any interest in doing that
I personally dont expect any legal charges to happen
If it requires Martins cooperation, I doubt it either, but if they can bring charges without him, it's more likely to happen because the NFL probably will want too so it doesn't appear to be "soft" on big issues like this
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Fox sports mentioned that he could be charged with a hatecrime, but its way way too early for that
Im not sure, but i would imagine Martin has to press charges in order for Incognito to be charged with anything. And considering that hes a young NFL player I highly highly doubt he has any interest in doing that
I personally dont expect any legal charges to happen
Yeah I figured as much, I probably wouldn't pursue it any further if I was in Martin's position.
At least his shitty reputation is now completely destroyed.
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It just keeps getting better, apparently the circus has ringmasters as well as clowns.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/05/report-coaches-wanted-incognito-to-toughen-up-martin/
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It's great to see other teams leading the circus parade, instead of the Jets.
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It just keeps getting better, apparently the circus has ringmasters as well as clowns.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/05/report-coaches-wanted-incognito-to-toughen-up-martin/
That would be incredible
I hope they just sell the franchise and move to LA
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Am I the only one who thought Incognito was 4 years older than he actually is?
Haha. I had convinced myself that Incognito got ejected in a game against the Jets for twisting a guys helmet off then throwing it in the air. I even remembered it was that Safety that got popped for having guns in the parking lot. Then I looked it up and it was Kyle Turley doing that to Damien Robinson in 2001.
Early onset Alzheimers can be fun. Also, remember what a fuckin psycho Kyle Turley was?
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Haha. I had convinced myself that Incognito got ejected in a game against the Jets for twisting a guys helmet off then throwing it in the air. I even remembered it was that Safety that got popped for having guns in the parking lot. Then I looked it up and it was Kyle Turley doing that to Damien Robinson in 2001.
Early onset Alzheimers can be fun. Also, remember what a fuckin psycho Kyle Turley was?
Earlier in this thread someone posted a Deadspin link to a video of Incognito being a douche in a bar, and the other patrons thought he was Kyle Turley. So you're not alone.
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i think everyone should be lucky Martin didnt pull a.....ummmm Belcher? i dont remember his name but the Kansas City Chiefs last year.
either way the funniest comment ive seen so far is
"how could everyone not know hes was a dick in disguise with a name like Richard Incognito"
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It just keeps getting better, apparently the circus has ringmasters as well as clowns.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/05/report-coaches-wanted-incognito-to-toughen-up-martin/
This has all the material required by hollywood for a new movie- "code Reds" being instigated at the top level, poopchute staff, I can see the commish heading down to Florida in their 'Faggoty white uniforms' for a meeting with Ireland and Philbin. Oh great stuff.
"I want the truth!"
" You can't handle the truth" !!
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This has all the material required by hollywood for a new movie- "code Reds" being instigated at the top level, poopchute staff, I can see the commish heading down to Florida in their 'Faggoty white uniforms' for a meeting with Ireland and Philbin. Oh great stuff.
"I want the truth!"
" You can't handle the truth" !!
Who gets to play Tom cruise?
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Who gets to play Tom cruise?
Ricky Martin
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http://touch.sun-sentinel.com/#section/1204/article/p2p-78065907/
Miami Dolphins coaches asked player Richie Incognito, who was the offensive line's undisputed leader, to toughen up teammate Jonathan Martin after he missed a voluntary workout last spring, multiple sources told the Sun Sentinel.
The sources told the paper they believe that Incognito, who is accused of using racially incendiary language and bullying tactics against Martin, may have taken those orders too far.
It's not clear whether those marching orders will now become part of a pending investigation by the NFL into the Dolphins' locker room culture, and the alleged bullying that took place between Incognito and Martin.
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espn just said the phrase "the n word" multiple times during the story. lol
they also went to James walker who said "I've been an African American for 34 years..."
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espn just said the phrase "the n word" multiple times during the story. lol
they also went to James walker who said "I've been an African American for 34 years..."
That reminded me of that infamous reporter question to Doug Williams... which turns out to have probably never happened.
http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/williams.asp
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This is a quote from Andrew Luck that appeared in an article on espn.com as a bolded caption regarding this situation:
“I love Jon like a brother. We had a lot of fun -- a lot of good times -- together at Stanford. It's obviously an incredibly unfortunate situation. But out of respect for him and what's going on, I'd rather not talk about it.” -- Colts QB Andrew Luck,
a teammate of Jonathan Martin at Stanford
So ESPN quoted a guy saying that he didn't want to talk about it.
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Tannenhill just said Incognito was Martin's best friend during his presser.
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Tannenhill just said Incognito was Martin's best friend during his presser.
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Was he his half-person of color brother from another mother?
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Also ESPNs broadcasting is horrible. You can't hear 90% of the excrement. Its like his mic got stuck in a freaking lawnmower its embarrassing (that applies to the Philbin presser too)
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Was he his half-person of color brother from another mother?
He just said Martin was like Incognitos little brother. And then shortly after said Incognito told him Martin was like his brother.
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Tannenhill just said Incognito was Martin's best friend during his presser.
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Apparently that's not quite what he said.
Ryan Tannehill: "If you asked Jonathan Martin who his best friend is on this team two weeks ago, he'd say Richie Incognito."
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He just said Martin was like Incognitos little brother. And then shortly after said Incognito told him Martin was like his brother.
I once worked with a very dumb, obese Texan who considered himself to be my best friend.
(spoiler: he wasn't)
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The reaction now from the Dolphins players reeks of the "She was asking for it" defense.
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Apparently that's not quite what he said.
Ryan Tannehill: "If you asked Jonathan Martin who his best friend is on this team two weeks ago, he'd say Richie Incognito."
Stockholm Syndrome
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http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/thedailydolphin/2013/11/05/jonathan-martins-high-school-coach-bullies-usually-go-after-people-like-him/
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Hate to link to PFT but this is too good to pass up:
Per multiple league sources, Dolphins G.M. Jeff Ireland received a call from Martin’s agent, Rick Smith, before Martin left the team on October 28. Smith complained to Ireland about the manner in which Incognito was treating Martin.
Ireland, according to the sources, suggested to Smith that Martin physically confront Incognito. Ireland specifically mentioned that Martin should “punch” Incognito.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/06/sources-ireland-suggested-that-martin-confront-incognito-physically/
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I love how this week's MNF game is Tampa/Miami
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I love how this week's MNF game is Tampa/Miami
Jacksonville is the most sane team in the state of Florida.
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ok I excrement you not they had Armando salguero on espn saying "incognito is seen by dolphins players as black. he is, in their minds more black than Jonathan Martin."
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B Marsh has turned into a pretty sensible guy since his Denver days. Still wish we traded for him when we could have.
http://m.espn.go.com/general/blogs/blogpost?blogname=chicagobears&id=4687880&city=chicago&src=desktop
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Marshall has been great since he got diagnosed and helped. That's how it is with some people who go through their entire lives without realizing they're mentally ill...once they realize there's a legitimate reason for their behavior, it can be a life changing epiphany. Really turned his life and career around.
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ok I excrement you not they had Armando salguero on espn saying "incognito is seen by dolphins players as black. he is, in their minds more black than Jonathan Martin."
As ridiculous as it sounds, I see it in today's urban youth. I am a HS teacher in an "underprivileged" urban environment, and some of the black kids will actually call certain white kids n-words, it boggles my mind to see them shout across a classroom, "Yo nigga what up?" To the white kid by the door.
That said, Incognito is an idiot and deserves to get in some serious trouble for this nonsense.
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This is a pretty good read from Lydon Murtha (a former Phin olinemen and teammate of both Incognito and Martin).
http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/07/richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-dolphins-lydon-murtha/
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Except that Martin didn't go to the press, as far as I'm aware.
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imagine if Martin punched incognito like some have suggested and he was suspended from the team and under investigation for bullying? lolphins
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Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 29m
I only spent two weeks on the Dolphins when Ireland was the GM. In that short time he won the award for worst GM in my career. #jerk
hahahaha
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This is a pretty good read from Lydon Murtha (a former Phin olinemen and teammate of both Incognito and Martin).
http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/07/richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-dolphins-lydon-murtha/
DrRobertSimcsak: @theMMQB this is a great article that shows that Martin probably has some mental illness and nothing happened http://t.co/9yyx14XPjD”
1. This guy is a chiropractor, so his opinion is moot.
2. Nothing happened? What about the voicemails and texts from Incognito?
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Lol @ chiropractors who call themselves Dr
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This entire story smells like week old dead dolphin.
I wish there was one person that told the truth in all of this.
Martin, was probably bullied a bit but my god does he still come off as soft as pudding. Anyone that believes Martin wasn't bullied and is soft is equally as bad as saying he was bullied and is a man,you believe either of those 2 absolutes, I have a bridge to sell you.
Incognito is a total scumbag always has been and always will be, but does anyone not believe the coaches unleashed the hound here? If you think Incognito did this on his own, I have a bridge to sell you.
Miami coach, " I wasn't aware of anything?". Anyone that believes that I have a bridge to sell you.
Jeff Ireland, " go punch him in the face!" Anyone believes that wasn't said and he should still retain his job, your mom is a cracked out hooker.
The lolphins are a circus.
Edit: FU Badger
Further Edit: FU Badger.
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it's amazing how some people swear by chiropractic care. I think they're a bunch of witch doctors, personally. Had a neck injury in 2011, and went to see a chiro....worst thing i ever did.
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I remember the knock against Martin coming out in the draft was that he was soft and didn't possess that mean streak you like OL to have (to some degree).
Always thought it was kind of a stupid criticism, but it's funny to see it become relevant now.
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Sage Rosenfels going wild still (read from bottom to top):
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 4m
You know you've struck gold with a tweet when @jennifersterger follows you. #priceless
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 38m
In addition, my locker was right next to Richie Incognito's and I got a along with him just fine during my time and after.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 1h
I played for 5 teams and 9 GMs and Ireland is the only 1 I had a problem with. I was also traded 3 times and cut twice. Yes, I was average.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 1h
Everyone gets screwed over at some point in their career. It's the business. But there is story after story that has the same ring to it.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 1h
Some people just look for ways to use their power. Others just do the right thing for everyone involved. Players know he is the former.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 1h
FYI, I asked to be put on NFI and then released after battling mono for two weeks and it getting worse. I wasn't cut.
Matt McChesney @SixZeroStrength 2h
@SageRosenfels18 @cover32_NFL I 100% agree. Spent 1 season there & he was awful. Would love to open fld cut block the DB
Retweeted by Sage Rosenfels
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
I have no reason to help out either side. I hope it ends sooner than later. Just giving my two cents. The whole situation is a tragedy.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
On the flip side, the Giants paid me for 5 weeks when I came down with a bad blood infection even tho I was only sick for 4 weeks. #Class.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
I understand GMs always put their teams first. I respect that. But he was being a jerk just because he could. That's why he won the award.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
....sign me that late in the week. Luckily, the Vikings cut McNabb and signed me that night. There is more but that is the basics of it.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
...the Raiders were the only NFL team that had 4 QBs on their roster. He waited until late Friday to release me figuring nobody would.....
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
...because the Dolphins played the Raiders that week and he didn't want them to sign me as I knew the Phins offense. Makes sense except....
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
Two months after being put on Non Football Injury list with mono, I had gotten healthy and wanted to play. He wouldn't let me off NFI......
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18 2h
My reasons for my disdain for Ireland are a long story. It took about an hour to find out what everyone in that locker room thought of him.
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This entire story smells like week old dead dolphin.
I wish there was one person that told the truth in all of this.
Martin, was probably bullied a bit but my god does he still come off as soft as pudding. Anyone that believes Martin wasn't bullied and is soft is equally as bad as saying he was bullied and is a man,you believe either of those 2 absolutes, I have a bridge to sell you.
Incognito is a total scumbag always has been and always will be, but does anyone not believe the coaches unleashed the hound here? If you think Incognito did this on his own, I have a bridge to sell you.
Miami coach, " I wasn't aware of anything?". Anyone that believes that I have a bridge to sell you.
Jeff Ireland, " go punch him in the face!" Anyone believes that wasn't said and he should still retain his job, your mom is a cracked out hooker.
The lolphins are a circus.
Edit: FU Badger
Further Edit: FU Badger.
Good post. I have no clue if Martin has a psychiatric disorder. If he does, then the idea of him simply being soft is wrong. At the same time, if the guy never sought help for it, the perception is rather understandable. I want more info on that front. The whole thing is one big clusterfuck of bad moves. Martin trying to pin it all on Incognito if he has a mental condition and never told anyone. The Dolphins trusting a complete fuckwad to toughen up his teammate without stepping out of line. Incognito for...well, being Incognito. The other teammates for this "Richie is blacker" horseshit and not just saying no comment. As it stands right now, everyone shares some blame. I'm guessing that heads roll and Martin eventually realizes that a diagnosis doesn't mean a free pass to blame everyone else. If it were someone else, I'd feel Incognito may have been slightly wronged, yet still primarily responsible for his own fate. Since it's Incognito, though, burn that fucker.
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Since it's Incognito, though, burn that fucker.
That's why I can't stand anyone saying "let's not rush to judgement, wait for the whole story to come out." freak that, grab a pitchfork!
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as many have said, I'm pretty sure that this situation stems from a combination of Martin being a hoo-ha and Incognito being an poopchute. Fortunately for us, in today's NFL those offenses warrant a suspension/exile from the team.
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Good post. I have no clue if Martin has a psychiatric disorder. If he does, then the idea of him simply being soft is wrong. At the same time, if the guy never sought help for it, the perception is rather understandable. I want more info on that front. The whole thing is one big clusterfuck of bad moves. Martin trying to pin it all on Incognito if he has a mental condition and never told anyone. The Dolphins trusting a complete fuckwad to toughen up his teammate without stepping out of line. Incognito for...well, being Incognito. The other teammates for this "Richie is blacker" horseshit and not just saying no comment. As it stands right now, everyone shares some blame. I'm guessing that heads roll and Martin eventually realizes that a diagnosis doesn't mean a free pass to blame everyone else. If it were someone else, I'd feel Incognito may have been slightly wronged, yet still primarily responsible for his own fate. Since it's Incognito, though, burn that fucker.
Pretty much how I feel.
I seriously hope this doesn't garner team spirit within the Dolphins though- this 'them against the world excrement' can only turn out bad for us- especially since we hate them and and they (disparage us)- not wanting to offend anyone over there in Dolphin land.
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Richie Incognito = DRob63CMart28
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The thing that makes me laugh the most is how literal the media is taking this voicemail.
1) He was gonna kill him
2) He was gonna find his real mother and smack her (not his fake mother)
3) He was gonna excrement in his mouth
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Pretty much how I feel.
I seriously hope this doesn't garner team spirit within the Dolphins though- this 'them against the world excrement' can only turn out bad for us- especially since we hate them and and they (disparage us)- not wanting to offend anyone over there in Dolphin land.
Eh if it does it should wear out by the time we play them.
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Eh if it does it should wear out by the time we play them.
I hope your right. I just have a feeling the 2 games against the fins, freaking poopchute organisation, will be huge for us.
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I hope your right. I just have a feeling the 2 games against the fins, freaking poopchute organisation, will be huge for us.
They are crucial games, not only because they're division rivals but because we need more conference wins if we want that 6 seed.
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http://deadspin.com/richie-incognito-was-accused-of-rubbing-his-junk-on-a-w-1460501852
GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We should test her pee, shes probably just another lowelife drug attic like Martin. This is one of the top 10 oline players in history of sports, and meedia taken him down all cause he did what the team TOLD him to do!?? They ASKED him to try and get Martin to do suicide and he did a GREAT job at it! Probably TOO good. When you ask Cognito to do something he gives 110 per cents!! The proof is in your pudding! Maybee we can FOCUS on wats IMPORTANT! Dolphins gonna have to pay Richie all his money. SO MUCH MONEY!! Now everybuddy is mad caus Richie is not only most talented and handsome guy in the leege, hes also richest guy in NFL now! Everyone is coming for his money. That Warren CRAPHEAD is trying to take down Richie caus he got bankrupted and wants all of Richies millions. TOO BAD! Cant have his money! I guess Richie having more money than CRAPHEAD makes him some sorted racest, NICE TRY! Cognito calls everybuddy the N word, ALWAYS HAS!! Now all of a suddenly its a big deal caus Drug MARTIN doesnt listen to Rap music??? ENOUGH ALLREADY! Im just gonna sit here like I do everyday, praying so hard for AIDS on the Dolphins!! And they gonna get it! All the wash is gonna come out soon, and when everybuddy is folding all this wash they gonna see wat I already TOLD YOU! COGNITO IS THE ESCAPED GOAT!! JUST WATCH!!!! Today 7:00pm
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After re-reading that I am now leaning toward spoof rather than real thing. The scary thing is that I can't really tell.
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After re-reading that I am now leaning toward spoof rather than real thing. The scary thing is that I can't really tell.
It's a great impersonation.
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This is a pretty good read from Lydon Murtha (a former Phin olinemen and teammate of both Incognito and Martin).
http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/07/richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-dolphins-lydon-murtha/
It's not a good read. the guy spent like a few months on the team and hasn't been on the dolphins for a year and a half.
It's almost entirely conjecture and mislabeled as a "first person account". Even douchebag Florio ripped it to shreds
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Deadspin comments are pretty witty. They did an impersonation on the original article where they outed Richie's dad. This is just a continuation of that
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It's not a good read. the guy spent like a few months on the team and hasn't been on the dolphins for a year and a half.
It's almost entirely conjecture and mislabeled as a "first person account". Even douchebag Florio ripped it to shreds
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Speaking of douchebag Florio, here's a new PFT link:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/07/david-cornwells-statement-regarding-jonathan-martin/
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I wonder if they would actually consider penalizing the Dolphins organization for this
Like dock them a draft pick or something
I cant imagine that happening,but this just gets worse and worse
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In case you didnt think that every Dolphins fan deserved full blown aids, this could change your mind
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346849-X-gt-Jon-Martin
And a poll of "whose side theyre on"
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346761-What-are-you-Team-Martin-or-Team-Incognito
A whopping 6% side with Martin
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In case you didnt think that every Dolphins fan deserved full blown aids, this could change your mind
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346849-X-gt-Jon-Martin
And a poll of "whose side theyre on"
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346761-What-are-you-Team-Martin-or-Team-Incognito
A whopping 6% side with Martin
This might be my favorite post of yours.
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MikeGarafolo: I did not know what the phrase "ride train" meant until receiving David Cornwell's statement a little while ago. I wish I didn't know now.
hahaha
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Not a sign this beast comment, purely hypothetical, how would you feel if the Jets were to sign Martin when he inevitably got cut ?
It seems that several nfl players have said things like "He should of stood up for himself, hes 6'3 315 pounds" or whatever, so theres no doubt that some in the league are going to see him as weak and a coward.
And then im sure there will be some others who see him as a NARC who copped out on his teammates, or a guy who just threw his entire organization under the bus and would invetiably have a hard time trusting him.
Id imagine that there will be significant uneasiness around the league in regards to picking him up with the worries that it could fracture the locker room or blow up in the organizations face.
With Mangold and Dbrick I wouldnt worry about it too much, as I think they have pretty good control on things, and Dbrick is one of if not best leaders on this team. But I still don't see it as something this organization would want to deal with, especially after the way we have been portrayed in the media in the past. (plus Mangold has been known to be a prankster, so i wouldnt want to see Martin freak out if he switched his gatorade with lemon juice or something)
I would think he ultimately ends up with the Colts or 49ers though.
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Doesn't Martin kind of suck?
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There's absolutely no reason why the Jets would or should sign Martin.
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There's absolutely no reason why the Jets would or should sign Martin.
We can have him bully/toughen Gholston.
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Doesn't Martin kind of suck?
If by "kind of“ you mean completely, then the answer is yes.
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It's a good thing he has a Stanford education because I think it's highly unlikely Martin so much as sniffs another locker room any time soon, to answer dcm's question. Which locker room is likely to accept him with trusting, open arms? Whether or not its right or wrong.
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It's a good thing he has a Stanford education because I think it's highly unlikely Martin so much as sniffs another locker room any time soon, to answer dcm's question. Which locker room is likely to accept him with trusting, open arms? Whether or not its right or wrong.
If he was a better player he'd have no problem finding a new team. If he wasn't so "meh" to this point, their fans wouldn't be so cavalier about tossing him aside.
On the same note, if Incognito played like Wayne Hunter, would so many be defending him? No.
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It's a good thing he has a Stanford education because I think it's highly unlikely Martin so much as sniffs another locker room any time soon, to answer dcm's question. Which locker room is likely to accept him with trusting, open arms? Whether or not its right or wrong.
He never struck me as an outstanding player or prospect although I haven't seen a great deal of him but if he has decided that the fraternity of the pro ranks are not for him this maybe a calculated risk to get out of the NFL with a nice little nest egg. The intriguing thing now is that other players on the are being implicated in wrong doing and this has got to cause unrest.
Oh I love it.
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If he was a better player he'd have no problem finding a new team. If he wasn't so "meh" to this point, their fans wouldn't be so cavalier about tossing him aside.
On the same note, if Incognito played like Wayne Hunter, would so many be defending him? No.
The comical part about Incognito is that guy became a leader in any locker room. I can understand a team taking a flyer on the scumbag but leader? The team got what they deserved. Hahahahah When that line plays a legit dine they're screwed, royally screwed. Tannenhill will be lucky to survive this season.
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He never struck me as an outstanding player or prospect although I haven't seen a great deal of him but if he has decided that the fraternity of the pro ranks are not for him this maybe a calculated risk to get out of the NFL with a nice little nest egg. The intriguing thing now is that other players on the are being implicated in wrong doing and this has got to cause unrest.
Oh I love it.
I can't say what the end game will be. However, it sure smells like this will give the owner license to get rid of everyone above assistant video coach. Whether he takes that opportunity afforded him is another matter entirely.
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While flipping through the channels I saw one of the news stations talking about "Racism in the NFL". Ugh. Enough with this excrement, please.
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If he was a better player....
The only part of your post that matters is this. None of this would have ever happened if he were a better player.
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So Incognito was also fining people who didn't go to O-line "meetings" at a local strip club, apparently. So that's a thing.
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So Incognito was also fining people who didn't go to O-line "meetings" at a local strip club, apparently. So that's a thing.
What exactly does that entail? You skipped a meeting, so now you owe me (not the team) 10 lap dances/whatever a stripper will do for $1000?
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What exactly does that entail? You skipped a meeting, so now you owe me (not the team) 10 lap dances/whatever a stripper will do for $1000?
I thought he meant they were having BS "meetings" at a strip club and "fining" him later for not coming.
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I thought he meant they were having BS "meetings" at a strip club and "fining" him later for not coming.
Yeah - that's a better way of phrasing it. http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Incognito-held-Oline-meetings-at-strip-club.html
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http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1q6rg1/official_incognitomartin_megathread/cd9tuj0
Bermuda? Bahama?
I'm gonna slap your mamma
Key Largo? Big Weirdo
They said improve your ego
(Jamaica, off the Florida Keys
That will be $30,000 please
You're still a rookie this fall)
Yo Stanford, hey mister
We're gonna train your sister
That's where we want to go
Dick in Disguise means Richie Incognito
(Let's head South
I want to excrement in your mouth)
Bermuda, Bahama
I'm gonna slap your mamma
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Meathead offensive linemen frequent strip clubs?
Can this story please go away.
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Meathead offensive linemen frequent strip clubs?
Can this story please go away.
Not until the Dolphins are fined $1B and must forfeit every draft pick for the next decade.
(and that obviously wasn't the main detail of the story anyone cares about)
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My point was the media is just grasping at any straws to keep this on the back page.
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The fact that most NFL players I've seen interviewed were defending Incognito, even after he used the N-word in a voicemail, shows just how little weight this Martin abuse story has.
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The fact that most NFL players I've seen interviewed were defending Incognito, even after he used the N-word in a voicemail, shows just how little weight this Martin abuse story has.
Well to the players anyways.
But it most clearly does carry weight with the general public because all hell is breaking loose right now.
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 12m
RT @InsideNFLMedia: From @MikeSilver: "Jeff Ireland, the GM, and head coach Joe Philbin in league circles are not expected to survive this."
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I want them to stay there as long as possible.
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As long as Ross owns that team, I'm not too worried.
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Nfl network is talking about Martin taking ''vicious physical beatings '' first I've heard of this?
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Nfl network is talking about Martin taking ''vicious physical beatings '' first I've heard of this?
You must not have watched any Dolphin games last year.
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If there was any doubt.
@SportsCenter:
2013-11-11 18:00:50 UTC
THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Martin likely done for year. Source tells @saltersl that Martin wants to play again but feels he can't in Miami.
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You must not have watched any Dolphin games last year.
Heyooooo.
I still can't believe how bad he's been.
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If there was any doubt.
@SportsCenter:
2013-11-11 18:00:50 UTC
THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Martin likely done for year. Source tells @saltersl that Martin wants to play again but feels he can't in Miami.
Yeah that surprises no one....
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http://deadspin.com/people-keep-tweeting-hate-and-support-at-the-wrong-jona-1462380461
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000280450/article/dolphins-stephen-ross-will-meet-with-jonathan-martin
Ross said that the Dolphins will make changes to their operation and install a "code of conduct that suits the 21st century." The team will do that with the help of a new five-man committee for internal evaluation, a group that will consist of Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor and Curtis Martin.
wat
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Never change Stephen Ross, never change.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000280450/article/dolphins-stephen-ross-will-meet-with-jonathan-martin
wat
Curtis Martin wtf? I hope he's there as just a plant.
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After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.
Link (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1920&year_max=2013&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&league_id=&team_id=mia&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_qb=Y&c1stat=&c1comp=gt&c1val=&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pass_sacked&draft=0&draft_year_min=1936&draft_year_max=2013&type=&draft_round_min=0&draft_round_max=99&draft_slot_min=1&draft_slot_max=500&draft_pick_in_round=0&draft_league_id=&draft_team_id=&college_id=all&conference=any&draft_pos_is_qb=Y&draft_pos_is_rb=Y&draft_pos_is_wr=Y&draft_pos_is_te=Y&draft_pos_is_rec=Y&draft_pos_is_t=Y&draft_pos_is_g=Y&draft_pos_is_c=Y&draft_pos_is_ol=Y&draft_pos_is_dt=Y&draft_pos_is_de=Y&draft_pos_is_dl=Y&draft_pos_is_ilb=Y&draft_pos_is_olb=Y&draft_pos_is_lb=Y&draft_pos_is_cb=Y&draft_pos_is_s=Y&draft_pos_is_db=Y&draft_pos_is_k=Y&draft_pos_is_p=Y)
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(http://i.imgur.com/V9Q34JT.jpg)
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Miami averaged about 5 inches per rush last night.
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Lowest rushing yardage in franchise history - total of two yards in the game.
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Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.
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Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.
Except for us, of course.
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Except for us, of course.
Annnnnnd you just did it. They will somehow drop 150 rushing yards on us.
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Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.
They were middle of the pack before last night, both in YPG and average per carry. Even after that pitiful performance by Miami, Tampa's rush d is 5th in overall yards per game (95.8 ) and 9th in YPA (3.8 ). By comparison, if we went in and had the same game this week, we'd be at 2.9 YPC and 66.6 yards per game.
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After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.
Link (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1920&year_max=2013&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&league_id=&team_id=mia&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_qb=Y&c1stat=&c1comp=gt&c1val=&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pass_sacked&draft=0&draft_year_min=1936&draft_year_max=2013&type=&draft_round_min=0&draft_round_max=99&draft_slot_min=1&draft_slot_max=500&draft_pick_in_round=0&draft_league_id=&draft_team_id=&college_id=all&conference=any&draft_pos_is_qb=Y&draft_pos_is_rb=Y&draft_pos_is_wr=Y&draft_pos_is_te=Y&draft_pos_is_rec=Y&draft_pos_is_t=Y&draft_pos_is_g=Y&draft_pos_is_c=Y&draft_pos_is_ol=Y&draft_pos_is_dt=Y&draft_pos_is_de=Y&draft_pos_is_dl=Y&draft_pos_is_ilb=Y&draft_pos_is_olb=Y&draft_pos_is_lb=Y&draft_pos_is_cb=Y&draft_pos_is_s=Y&draft_pos_is_db=Y&draft_pos_is_k=Y&draft_pos_is_p=Y)
Aaaaaaaand he hasn't played us once yet ;D
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After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.
Link (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1920&year_max=2013&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&league_id=&team_id=mia&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_qb=Y&c1stat=&c1comp=gt&c1val=&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pass_sacked&draft=0&draft_year_min=1936&draft_year_max=2013&type=&draft_round_min=0&draft_round_max=99&draft_slot_min=1&draft_slot_max=500&draft_pick_in_round=0&draft_league_id=&draft_team_id=&college_id=all&conference=any&draft_pos_is_qb=Y&draft_pos_is_rb=Y&draft_pos_is_wr=Y&draft_pos_is_te=Y&draft_pos_is_rec=Y&draft_pos_is_t=Y&draft_pos_is_g=Y&draft_pos_is_c=Y&draft_pos_is_ol=Y&draft_pos_is_dt=Y&draft_pos_is_de=Y&draft_pos_is_dl=Y&draft_pos_is_ilb=Y&draft_pos_is_olb=Y&draft_pos_is_lb=Y&draft_pos_is_cb=Y&draft_pos_is_s=Y&draft_pos_is_db=Y&draft_pos_is_k=Y&draft_pos_is_p=Y)
Why couldn't that have been Marino?
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Why couldn't that have been Marino?
Because he was actually good. And had a lighting fast release.
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Because he was actually good. And had a lighting fast release.
Yep the best pure thrower I have ever seen. Thank God the rest of the team sucked around him. If he played with modern rules.....
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How many more times for Tannenhill to get sacked for it to be the single nfl season record ?
Not just Dolphins
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How many more times for Tannenhill to get sacked for it to be the single nfl season record ?
Not just Dolphins
39 more times (5 or 6 times per game on average for the rest of the season).
So probably not happening.
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How many more times for Tannenhill to get sacked for it to be the single nfl season record ?
Not just Dolphins
A long way. David Carr holds the record, he went down 76 times playing for the Oilers in 2002.
EDIT: freak you Badger, I will burn your house down while you sleep.
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Well on the plus side we are the Dolphins week 17 matchup, so we might have a chance to set NFL history that week
But we also might be resting out starters that week, so I guess well see
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But we also might be resting out starters that week, so I guess well see
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bUg5rGQxotE/UgQI_vg4WBI/AAAAAAAAOKE/2gUxp13lalk/s1600/goose-laughing.gif)
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A long way. David Carr holds the record, he went down 76 times playing for the Oilers in 2002.
Only a godking can get sacked that many times and survive.
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Only a godking can get sacked that many times and survive.
Not only did he survive, he went on to take third place in that particular league of OL shame three years later by getting sacked 68 times in the 2005 season.
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For the record, Geno is on pace for 2nd most in a Jets season.
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Interestingly, in the list of most sacked QBs ever the active leader is Ben Roethlisberger at 379, and given he is only 30 years old you have to think that Brett Favre's record of 525 could be under threat.
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Interestingly, in the list of most sacked QBs ever the active leader is Ben Roethlisberger at 379, and given he is only 30 years old you have to think that Brett Favre's record of 525 could be under threat.
That's actually really surprising, because he seems like the master of not getting sacked.
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And I haven't done the maths, but Carr's average of 3.38 sacks per start (267 in 79) far surpasses Roethlisberger (2.8 sacks per start) or Favre (1.76 sacks per start). I can't be bothered to work the others out but I don't think anyone else comes close to 3.0.
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That's actually really surprising, because he seems like the master of not getting sacked.
Only against us. Except for McIntyre.
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That's actually really surprising, because he seems like the master of not getting sacked.
He's also the master of holding onto the ball forever.
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Miami's swing tackle Will Yeatman is out for season after tearing his ACL
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http://deadspin.com/dolphins-fans-get-jeff-irelands-phone-number-spam-his-1464205280
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Miami's swing tackle Will Yeatman is out for season after tearing his ACL
At what point do you actually improve by losing a starter? I think the Dolphins are there.
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http://deadspin.com/dolphins-fans-get-jeff-irelands-phone-number-spam-his-1464205280
Good job Puck!
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At what point do you actually improve by losing a starter? I think the Dolphins are there.
Well, he wasn't a starter, he was their Rob Turner.
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LOL.
http://www.miamidolphins.com/team/depth-chart.html
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Only a godking can get sacked that many times and survive.
hahahahaha
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Chris Mortensen @mortreport 1m
Ritchie Incognito has filed a non-football injury grievance against the Dolphins for his "indefinite" suspension as a violation of CBA.
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Chris Mortensen @mortreport 1m
Ritchie Incognito has filed a non-football injury grievance against the Dolphins for his "indefinite" suspension as a violation of CBA.
Love it!
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Even the WSJ is getting in on the action:
http://online.wsj.com/news/article_email/SB10001424052702303559504579196033957500994-lMyQjAxMTAzMDEwNDExNDQyWj
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(http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ad.gif)
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/nflpa-blasts-spirit-airlines-for-richie-incognito-advertisement/ (http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/nflpa-blasts-spirit-airlines-for-richie-incognito-advertisement/)
Can we request this on the banner ads?
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m
NFL has received multiple tips of other potential instances of harassment inside Dolphins' organization, per sources.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m
NFL has received multiple tips of other potential instances of harassment inside Dolphins' organization, per sources.
This brings a smile to my face. Can't help it...
;D
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m
NFL has received multiple tips of other potential instances of harassment inside Dolphins' organization, per sources.
(http://media.tumblr.com/f0e57af1ba1d648c38a8f1a413d8a3cb/tumblr_inline_mj949knDu71qz4rgp.gif)
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10002372/richie-incognito-mocked-ethnicity-miami-dolphins-staffer&ex_cid=sportscenter
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Well the Dolphins arent the only team in the AFC east guilty of being racists
http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/rob-gronkowski-asian-fan-video-dancing-fried-rice-leslie-chow-new-england-patriots/
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10002372/richie-incognito-mocked-ethnicity-miami-dolphins-staffer&ex_cid=sportscenter
According to the report, Incognito would sometimes dress in garb from the staff member's culture and make profane jokes about that culture, making the staff member uncomfortable.
I'm gonna need way more details on this part. What was he wearing? A poncho/sombrero combo? Rice paddy hat? Lederhosen?
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Filthy scum.
http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/channing-crowder-says-he-always-wet-his-pants-during-games-112113?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:NFLonFOX
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Filthy scum.
http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/channing-crowder-says-he-always-wet-his-pants-during-games-112113?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:NFLonFOX
Hahahahahaha.
Channing freaking Crowder, man.
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You laugh I have heard more than one football player say they just pissed their pants. But Crowder is full of excrement a lot of the time. That bit about him not knowing where England was during the London game was a rouse.
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You laugh I have heard more than one football player say they just pissed their pants. But Crowder is full of excrement a lot of the time. That bit about him not knowing where England was during the London game was a rouse.
I understand it happens, and when excrement goes down you wanna be on the field.
But every single freaking game of his career? That's more on the creepy end of things
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I understand it happens, and when excrement goes down you wanna be on the field.
But every single freaking game of his career? That's more on the creepy end of things
That's what I mean, it's not that isolated, it happens more than occasionally. Watch a game and you can see who does it, some of the Jets have done it or appear to have. Schlereth and Golic admitted to doing it quite often.
I don't know, I played hockey (not professionally but with many professionals and they do not do something like that) apparently it's accepted in football. That said, I still do not believe Crowder totally, he lies like crazy to get a rise out of people.
Here is a hilarious article:
http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/robbie_tobeck_pooped_his_pants/3368370 (http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/robbie_tobeck_pooped_his_pants/3368370)
In what must be one of the funniest articles I've ever read, former Seahawk Robbie Tobeck is featured in it with a funny anecdote. You can read David Fleming's ESPN magazine article online here.
Thanks for making me laugh Mr. Fleming.
Sometimes we forget these athletes are human just like us. I strongly encourage for everyone to read the whole story, but here is the part that mentions Tobeck:
Meet Robbie Tobeck, the other 0.1 percent. The former NFL center, who retired in 2006, spent 13 seasons in the league, the final seven as a cornerstone of the Seattle Seahawks offensive line. In 2001, Tobeck and the Seahawks traveled to Washington to face the Redskins. Late in the week, he had come down with a wicked, explosive stomach virus; by game day he had lost 10 pounds, as well as a roommate, after guard Steve Hutchinson was mercifully allowed to seek shelter away from the sounds and smells emanating from Tobeck.
"I had pretty much blocked this whole awful experience out of my mind until you called, so thanks," says Tobeck, who co-owns an insurance company in Bellevue, Wash., and hosts his own outdoor radio show on Seattle's ESPN 710AM. "This stuff happens way more than people realize. Every time you hear a player got 'snot bubbled,' you have to know the same thing happens on the other end, too. You just get hit so hard, you lose your control for a minute."
The Seahawks were a precarious 3-3, so after a three-word pep talk from coach Mike Holmgren -- "Tough it out" -- Tobeck downed all the Imodium he could find and willed himself onto the field. There, trainers stashed spare pants and a bucket for Tobeck to poop in behind the team bench. He made it through his first snap to quarterback Matt Hasselbeck and was holding off 335-pound defensive tackle Dan Wilkinson when running back Shaun Alexander ran into him from behind. In Tobeck's delicate condition, that was enough to cause him to Jackson Pollock his pregame meal all over the back of his uniform. And yes, Tobeck still calls it the worst moment of his career, even worse than suffering two Super Bowl defeats. "When you're trying to push every last bit of your ability out of your body, stuff's gonna happen," he says. "It's not a badge of honor. In football, you're just expected to go beyond your limits. I was lying on the ground, thinking, What do I do now? Then I was like, 'Heck, it's only Hasselbeck -- I'll stay in the game.'"
The next play called for a shotgun snap, but crowd noise at FedEx Field forced Hasselbeck to snuggle up nice and tight under center. The epic mushroom cloud of funk had set in with Tobeck's linemates and even with the Redskins -- on his return trip to DC two years later, Tobeck found a bag of Depend adult diapers in his locker -- but at the time, Hasselbeck didn't fully grasp the origin or the extent of the situation until a few minutes later, when a bug-eyed trainer ran up to him near the Seahawks' bench.
"Hey," the guy yelled into Hasselbeck's ear. "I'd stop licking my hands if I were you!"
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You laugh I have heard more than one football player say they just pissed their pants. But Crowder is full of excrement a lot of the time. That bit about him not knowing where England was during the London game was a rouse.
Mark Schlereth mentioned that he did that all the time. He wouldn't give a freak about just doing it in the huddle.
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/09/report-jeff-ireland-has-been-told-his-job-is-safe/
This is great news indeed! Talk about someone that doesn't have a freaking clue as to what he's doing.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/miamidolphins/comments/1tyo13/this_is_the_most_dolphins_way_this_season_could/
hehehehehe
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http://www.reddit.com/r/miamidolphins/comments/1tyo13/this_is_the_most_dolphins_way_this_season_could/
hehehehehe
"The hand job of football teams".
Classic.
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more like "the handjob from a guy of football teams"
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I hate the logic fail. "They always play to the level of their competition." Well, if they'd have played as well as the Jets yesterday they'd have had a 50-50 chance of winning. Whine about the Jets being excrement all you want, but you were worse.
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Yeah, how exactly are the Jets worse? We have the same record, and finished ahead of them in the rankings.
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Our fanbase is just as dumb. Its just more fun to watch it be someone else.
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ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk 3m
Brian Hartline suffered torn PCL in Dolphins loss, but won't need surgery http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv
I chuckled.
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ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk 3m
Brian Hartline suffered torn PCL in Dolphins loss, but won't need surgery http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv (http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv)
I chuckled.
I suffered the same exact injury in a Hockey game as I scored a goal and I continued to play. In fact I didn't miss a shift, what a hoo-ha.
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I suffered the same exact injury in a Hockey game as I scored a goal and I continued to play. In fact I didn't miss a shift, what a hoo-ha.
I went ice skating one time in 8th grade. I fell down a lot.
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Hire Shannonhan and Kubiak
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?350041-Hire-Shannahan-and-Kubiak&s=49965ac1ae12f7592cbc49c9de7b1470
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Hire Shannonhan and Kubiak
http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?350041-Hire-Shannahan-and-Kubiak&s=49965ac1ae12f7592cbc49c9de7b1470
No way man, it's Mangini/Tannenbaum Time
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2013/12/most-of-what-goes-on-around-a-football-team-happens-behind-the-scenes-practices-are-closed-the-locker-room-is-closed-except.html
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http://www.meowgatron.com/
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http://www.meowgatron.com/
This is one of the best things ever
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http://www.meowgatron.com/
How.. Why... I don't even...
Words can't explain the ridiculosity that is that.
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That link gave me a seizure.
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Miami Herald saying it's possible they'll release Philip Wheeler. They just gave him a 5 yr.26 mil.. w 13 mil guaranteed contract last year.
Nice free agent haul fins lol
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NFL Network's Mike Silver is "hearing" the Dolphins "may" retain GM Jeff Ireland, "against all odds."
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Awesome he sucks balls.
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NFL Network's Mike Silver is "hearing" the Dolphins "may" retain GM Jeff Ireland, "against all odds."
Which of those words did he yell?
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Which of those words did he yell?
I'm guessing either "may" or "Ireland"
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http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2014/01/more-history-fallout-from-ireland-vs-dawnjoe.html
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Armando suggest that Eric mangini should be a candidate for gm.
Hehehe
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I feel better after having read that.
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truly lolphins
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDeBcpLITQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDeBcpLITQ)
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truly lolphins
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I'd be pissed off if Eric Mangini was their GM. I think he'd do a pretty good job.
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I had a dream, Carl Peterson gets the job and then he fires Regis and Cathy Lee and hires Herm.
It was a wet dream.
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I'd be pissed off if Eric Mangini was their GM. I think he'd do a pretty good job.
For the other teams, sure.
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Rotocrap:
"Multiple NFL sources" tell the National Football Post's Jason Cole they would "advise anyone close to them" not to accept the Dolphins' general manager job.
Per Cole, the sources believe the Dolphins' power structure is "set up to fail." That's certainly hard to argue. Owner Stephen Ross has been coy on whom will have final say in his new front office, while pigeonholing a new general manager with an existing head coach almost never works. The Dolphins' owner since 2008, Ross has thus far proven incapable of getting his power structure right.
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As much as I want to revel in this, a year ago assholes were saying the Jets couldn't "give away" their GM job.
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As much as I want to revel in this, a year ago assholes were saying the Jets couldn't "give away" their GM job.
Don't think of it that way. This of it as our sweet payback. Pile on the bandwagon of hate.
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I'd be pissed off if Eric Mangini was their GM. I think he'd do a pretty good job.
If all football prospects were best discovered on a treadmill, sure...
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/vernon-gholston-hopes-56-lucky-number-time-jets-article-1.326528
Shortly after last season, Eric Mangini was on a treadmill in the Jets' weight room, performing a cardio workout, when he caught his first glimpse of Vernon Gholston on tape - and that really got the coach's heart pumping. "I remember thinking, 'This could be the sixth pick in the draft,'" Mangini said Friday. "He kept popping off the screen."
The coach was so captivated that he rushed to his office, punched up Gholston on the computer and checked out the Jets' scouting reports on the former Ohio State star. He was impressive on the computer, too. It was love at first byte.
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I'm always looking for new stuff to watch on the treadmill. Tell Idzik to send me some tapes and I'll recommend him some players.
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Apparently Mangini isnt the only name thats coming up
So now the Dolphins are looking for a new general manager, and the names being reported in the South Florida media include Tannenbaum and former Jets coach Eric Mangini,
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets
Goes along with this from earlier in the article
One of the biggest sharks in the Miami tank apparently is Dawn Aponte, the executive vice president of football administration -- a former underling of ex-Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum. Aponte reportedly stabbed Ireland in the back, formed an alliance with Philbin and worked her way into the inner circle of owner Stephen Ross.
And
In addition, one of Ross' most trusted advisors is Matt Higgins, former team president of the Jets.
Tanny/Philbin for president
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m
As first reported. RT @caplannfl: Dolphins and Bucs request permission to interview Eagles VP of player personnel Tom Gamble for GM opening.
I wonder if Brian Bassett will guarantee Gamble being named GM of both teams.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m
As first reported. RT @caplannfl: Dolphins and Bucs request permission to interview Eagles VP of player personnel Tom Gamble for GM opening.
I wonder if Brian Bassett will guarantee Gamble being named GM of both teams.
You should ask him on twitter.
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It makes me happy to see lolphins or lolgiants updated every day. Maybe someday we can have a lolpats thread. No need for a lolbills, they've been lol'd enough.
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You should ask him on twitter.
I'll ask jason biggs instead.
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It makes me happy to see lolphins or lolgiants updated every day. Maybe someday we can have a lolpats thread. No need for a lolbills, they've been lol'd enough.
I'm going to cherish every moment of the patriots irrelevency when it happens.
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I'm going to cherish every moment of the patriots irrelevency when it happens.
pretty sure we all will.
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LOLphins approached Seattle for permission to interview Senior Personnel Executive Scot McCloughan. McCloughan told them to say no.
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LOLphins approached Seattle for permission to interview Senior Personnel Executive Scot McCloughan. McCloughan told them to say no.
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Hahaha the fins job is radioactive, they're probably not going to get a top candidate, woo hooo
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-dolphins-0115-20140114,0,4687499.story
The Dolphins interviewed Green Bay quarterbacks coach Ben McAdoo for their vacant offensive coordinator position on Tuesday. But apparently he wasn't impressed. McAdoo reportedly accepted the same job with the New York Giants on Tuesday evening.
That could be a big setback for the Dolphins, who, for the time, appear to be a team that's being avoided.
McAdoo, who was on the Green Bay staff with Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin for six years, was the third offensive coordinator candidate the Dolphins have interviewed. But it's possible only one remains in the running. Another candidate, Philadelphia quarterbacks coach Ben Lazor, will accept the offensive coordinator job with Detroit, according to ESPN.
That might mean former Washington offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan, who has also interviewed for the Dolphins' offensive coordinator job, now becomes the leader by default.
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^ please let it be Kyle Shanahan.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 2m
As first reported. RT @caplannfl: Dolphins and Bucs request permission to interview Eagles VP of player personnel Tom Gamble for GM opening.
I wonder if Brian Bassett will guarantee Gamble being named GM of both teams.
According to Albert Breer of the NFL Network, Gamble is content to stay with the Eagles for another year, rather than pursue either of the available G.M. jobs in the Sunshine State.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/15/tom-gamble-wont-purse-bucs-or-dolphins-g-m-jobs/
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Hahahah I should put my name in the hat to be Fins GM. I will take polls on this site on who to draft. Hahahaah I couldn't possibly do a worse job than Ireland, no matter how hard I would try.
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Hahahah I should put my name in the hat to be Fins GM. I will take polls on this site on who to draft. Hahahaah I couldn't possibly do a worse job than Ireland, no matter how hard I would try.
The Phins GM position includes handjobs from JLo as a perk. Sadly, the same applies to Marc Anthony.
Kerry Rhodes should apply.
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The Phins GM position includes handjobs from JLo as a perk. Sadly, the same applies to Marc Anthony.
Kerry Rhodes should apply.
Kerry's first hire:
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Change the logo to : My Choice:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hMZm4_BV6dM/R2nt0LFIUQI/AAAAAAAAAnk/Oszgt0MNeUU/s400/miamituna.jpg)
Kerry's favorite:
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story
When Lauren Tannehill, the wife of Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill, returned a rental car this month in South Florida, she accidentally left a big surprise in the back seat: an AR-15 rifle, a Broward sheriff's report says.
The rifle, valued at $2,000 and still in its case, remained in the Nissan Rogue when it was rented to another person hours later Jan. 4, the report said.
#circus
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story
#circus
Ahahaha. That was on Reddit a few days ago. Someone posted "I rented a rental car, and look what was in the back seat". That's hilarious it was his wife who left it there.
http://dd.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1uufhc/my_friend_and_her_mom_just_rented_a_car_at_the/
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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story
#circus
Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol
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Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol
You would think so. Hertz left a backpack in the car I rented last month.
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Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol
You go to a busy rental outlet, they'll do a quick scan over the outside to make sure there are no new dents, get in the driver's seat to check the mileage, then move on. I can easily see a cloth case like that, especially if it's a similar colour or shade to the upholstery, going unnoticed.
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You would think so. Hertz left a backpack in the car I rented last month.
What was in it?
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What was in it?
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since there's no lolbrowns, a guy who's from south florida and was on the dolphins that long belongs here at least.
http://deadspin.com/davone-bess-arrested-for-assaulting-an-officer-1503356696
Read the tweets. they're awesome.
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@AdamHBeasley
When the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.
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@AdamHBeasley
When the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.
Holy excrement
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@AdamHBeasley
When the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.
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http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/17/3876798/former-miami-dolphins-receiver.html#.Utm1-Ea2IGE.twitter
It's the same condition in which authorities discovered Bess, the former Dolphins receiver, in his Cooper City home 10 months earlier -- and the reason his family had him hospitalized against his will.
Six BSO deputies were needed on that night to restrain Bess, who was screaming, "Hide the guns," "Where is my weed," and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football," according to the incident report.
Word of this prior meltdown was never made public until now. The Dolphins traded Bess to the Cleveland Browns a month after his hospitalization. Bess remains a member of the Browns; a team spokesman said the Browns are aware of the situation and are working to gather more information.
Apparently its common for Miami dolphins players to end up in mental hospitals.
Marshall, Bess, Martin.
Whens Incognito due?
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What an awesome way to get arrested.
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http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/01/last_march_davone_bess_was_uns.html#incart_m-rpt-2
Jeff Ireland is a douchenozzlet
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A source informed the Miami Herald that Dolphins players don't have "great respect for the coaching staff there."
"Criticism of the coaches is consistent with everyone I talk to on the team," said the source. "You have some assistants who weren’t experienced or comfortable in their jobs. Some players said they didn’t learn much. It’s pretty disconcerting. There’s not a lot of great teaching there." This mostly has to do with position coaches and coordinators, but even head coach Joe Philbin is taking some heat from inside the locker room. He's been described as "flat" and "unemotional," while another said Philbin's just a guy who's "on top of scheduling and planning." Philbin's seat will be one of the hotter ones in 2014, especially with a new GM coming to town. The only reason he survived this offseason is because owner Stephen Ross thinks so highly of him.
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/282212/report-fins-players-dont-respect-coaches
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/sports-buzz/2014/01/concerns-raised-about-dolphins-coaching-staff-fins-heat-chatter-umluke-problem.html
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Dolphins players generally like defensive coordinator Kevin Coyle, but some believe Rodgers should be the coordinator, and the front office was unhappy Coyle didn’t find more ways to use Dion Jordan.Another who has been on the team during Philbin’s tenure said the assistant receiver’s coach, Phil McGeoghan, does a much better job than receivers coach Ken O’Keefe, and questioned O’Keefe’s acumen for the job. (O’Keefe previously was the offensive coordinator at Iowa and worked three years with Philbin there.)
O’Keefe, like several of Philbin’s hires, had a personal connection to Philbin, which made him appealing despite not having any NFL experience. Aside from coordinators, nine of the 12 coaches that Philbin has hired had never worked in the NFL.
As for Philbin, a lot of players like him personally. What you don’t hear are words such as "innovative" or "dynamic leader."
One player complained that teams take on the personality of their coach and said because Philbin is flat and unemotional, the team too often plays like that. That has become a serious concern, but it goes beyond Philbin’s lack of motivational skills. Another said his personality better fits a coordinator.
When asked last year what he likes about a particular player (Chris Clemons), Philbin said: “He keeps his mouth [shut].”
That philosophy is why Philbin either wanted to dump or was perfectly fine with losing productive players who spoke out, from Brandon Marshall to Reggie Bush to Karlos Dansby – all of whom were highly productive elsewhere. Ireland, of course, also had a major part in this.
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And more festivities
http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football?rw=1
The Miami Herald reports the Dolphins didn't tell the Browns about Davone Bess' apparent instability before trading him on draft weekend.
The Dolphins knew Bess had issues, but they took a "don't-ask-don't-tell approach" on the subject when they were shopping Bess and eventually trading him. Cleveland then inked Bess to a three-year contract extension. Now, it's probably not the first time a team has knowingly pawned off damaged goods to another team, but this just adds to ex-GM Jeff Ireland's poor reputation. Owner Stephen Ross has said he wants to find a new GM who has "integrity."
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And more festivities
http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football?rw=1
Integrity? I'm available.
I'd be on the phone so fast with Idzik offering him any guy on the roster for the used tampons that is the Jets backup OL.
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Integrity? I'm available.
I'd be on the phone so fast with Idzik offering him any guy on the roster for the used tampons that is the Jets backup OL.
Not for nothing, but this entire Bess situation makes Banner and Lombardi look even more like the incompetent pieces of excrement that they are. Have fun coaching that dumpster fire if two more coordinators decide they don't want it Pettine.
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This is so perfect for this thread
@JasonLaConfora
Dolphins GM search been plenty bizarre. Owner Stephen Ross called one candidate by wrong name repeatedly in one interview, had plans to depart for China as finalists being named.
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This is so perfect for this thread
@JasonLaConfora
Dolphins GM search been plenty bizarre. Owner Stephen Ross called one candidate by wrong name repeatedly in one interview, had plans to depart for China as finalists being named.
That is the best thing ever.
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Makes you wonder... This guy made 5 billion dollars
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Makes you wonder... This guy made 5 billion dollars
Ross was testing the candidate to see how he handles adversity.
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Ross should be banned from ever selling the Dolphins.
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They should hire Jeff Ireland.
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This is so perfect for this thread
@JasonLaConfora
Dolphins GM search been plenty bizarre. Owner Stephen Ross called one candidate by wrong name repeatedly in one interview, had plans to depart for China as finalists being named.
OMG I can't stop laughing from this.
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They should hire Jeff Ireland.
Jesus don't give them any ideas, they might actually do it...
*crosses fingers*
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A timeline of today's lolphin news:
Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero 3h
Dolphins "hope" to have a new GM by Monday.
Dianna Marie Russini @NBCdianna 2h
Source in Miami: Dolphins have offered GM job to Patriots director of pro personnel Nick Caserio.
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1h
Nick Caserio has decided he’s staying in New England after being offered the #Dolphins GM job, per source
Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero 1h
Dolphins Scorecard: 4 candidates declined first interview, 1 finalist declined second interview. 1 man offered the job turned it down.
Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora 14m
What many in NFL wonder about Nick Caserio and his dalliance w/Miami-how much info did he plunder? How much more $/bigger title from Pats?
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@ProFootballTalk:
2014-01-28 22:44:03 UTC
Just announced on @PFTonNBCSN: @TonyDungy has interviewed Jonathan Martin. Portions air on NBC Nightly News (6:30 p.m. ET) and Today.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3m
Dolphins announced today that they and asst GM Brian Gaine have mutually agreed to part ways.
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@AdamHBeasley 3m
Dolphins assistant GM Brian Gaine escorted from headquarters after dismissal
LOL...and he was a very likely candidate for them to take the GM position not too long ago after everyone turned them down
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@AdamHBeasley 4m
Also in my story: Gaine found out that he didn't get the job from media accounts.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/29/3900696_miami-dolphins-assistant-gm-candidate.html
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@AdamHBeasley 4m
Also in my story: Gaine found out that he didn't get the job from media accounts.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/29/3900696_miami-dolphins-assistant-gm-candidate.html
. Haha. In the comments someone said they got Tampa's sloppy seconds. Damn that's bad.
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. Haha. In the comments someone said they got Tampa's sloppy seconds. Damn that's bad.
He wasn't even Tampa sloppy seconds. They weren't interested, he was more like one of their friends with benefits
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he was more like one of their friends with benefits
That's not a good analogy
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That's not a good analogy
Too ugly to freak, but they let her go down on them?
I just worked 13 hours I'm too tired to think straight... More than usual
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http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/03/here-are-over-1000-text-messages-that-richie-incognito-and-jonathan-martin-allegedly-exchanged/#sthash.0DX3EvWu.uxfs
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Oh so they were just regular buddies. What the freak is wrong with Martin? I'm sorry, I can't see any form of bullying from that.
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No one can. Incognito is clearly a piece of excrement but he wasn't a piece of excrement to Martin.
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No one can. Incognito is clearly a piece of excrement but he wasn't a piece of excrement to Martin.
I remember pointing all of this out in the beginning, but got blasted because I didn't understand bullying. Martin is a hoo-ha, a piece of excrement, or both. Grown men shouldn't be complaining about "bullying".
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I remember pointing all of this out in the beginning, but got blasted because I didn't understand bullying. Martin is a hoo-ha, a piece of excrement, or both. Grown men shouldn't be complaining about "bullying".
Your worst offense was defending a Dolfag. What the freak, man?
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Your worst offense was defending a Dolfag. What the freak, man?
Meh. The whole anti-bullying thing has taken a turn for the extreme and has become completely sensationalized. People automatically jumped to Martin's defense without even looking at the facts. Sort of like if someone accused another for racism, sexism, anti-gay, whatever. It always turns out to be a fuckn' witch hunt.
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Meh. The whole anti-bullying thing has taken a turn for the extreme and has become completely sensationalized. People automatically jumped to Martin's defense without even looking at the facts. Sort of like if someone accused another for racism, sexism, anti-gay, whatever. It always turns out to be a fuckn' witch hunt.
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Shitting on the Dolphins is more important than anti-crusading.
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Shitting on the Dolphins is more important than anti-crusading.
Yeah freak Tommy that whitebread cracker, misogynistic, right wing, Dolphin protecting bundle of sticks. Talk about bullying that fucker would walk over thirteen homeless people to suck Glenn Becks rooster.
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Yeah freak Tommy that whitebread cracker, misogynistic, Dolphin protecting bundle of sticks cueball.
Don't forget he hates children , poor people and immigrants.
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Don't forget he hates children , poor people and immigrants.
lol fixed.
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Hahaha you homos.
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http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/03/here-are-over-1000-text-messages-that-richie-incognito-and-jonathan-martin-allegedly-exchanged/#sthash.0DX3EvWu.uxfs
So Incognito regularly solicits prostitutes, and thats never been in the news ?
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So Incognito regularly solicits prostitutes, and thats never been in the news ?
Escorts are perfect for these guys. They pay the women money, get what they need, and the girls go away. Much better than risking a whole boatload of bullshit with any one of the groupies that are running around looking for a payday.
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Like they say - you don't pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay them to leave afterwards.
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Skimming through those texts, their lives sound so oddly mundane.
I feel like I can kind of get a sense that it wasn't really 'bullying' but Martin just really was getting sick of the lifestyle that was common in the locker room and was just deeply unhappy. A
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Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.
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Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.
Pine cone in the butt?
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"Stanford fans are weak." ~Jonathan Martin
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The snow messed up my dish yesterday so I put on the Week 17 Jets-Miami game from the list. We won again.
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Pine cone in the butt?
Pineapple in the butt?
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Skimming through those texts, their lives sound so oddly mundane.
I feel like I can kind of get a sense that it wasn't really 'bullying' but Martin just really was getting sick of the lifestyle that was common in the locker room and was just deeply unhappy. A
I'd imagine that after kickers, offensive linemen have the least exciting lives of all NFL players.
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Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 4m
--- I support @J_Martin71 100% in his return to football in 2014 ----
@NFL @NFLPA @DeSmithNFLPA @nflcommish
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Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.
I think it's more a case of a guy liking money but not liking football very much. This was a reasonable excuse to get out and still get paid.
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I think it's more a case of a guy liking money but not liking football very much. This was a reasonable excuse to get out and still get paid.
Another Gholston.
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I haven't seen anyone mention it yet on twitter or on sports radio locally here, but I imagine the drinking/drugs/partying aspect probably had a lot to do with his mental state. I doubt he partied like this at Stanford, (albeit sounds like he was a pothead) and dude probably spiraled himself into depression going non stop like that.
speaking from experience, i know the effects too much partying can have on your state of mind. pretty freaking lame though that he blamed incognito (even though dude is a class A scumbag in general) and the team though.
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[A source told CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora that Ryan Tannehill may lack job security entering 2014.
Unbelievable. Tannehill is the least of the Dolphins' problems and very arguably their biggest strength, so the notion of him losing his job is yet another reminder of the continued dysfunction in Miami. "(Coach Joe Philbin) definitely wants to push Tannehill more," said the source, who spoke to Philbin about his quarterbacks, "and if he doesn't see improvement he said he might go to (Matt) Moore at some point. He definitely has a lot of faith in Moore, and they're paying him a lot of money." This is a team that should be looking to prop up Tannehill with significant offensive line upgrades, not put his job on the line in favor of a journeyman-type career backup in Moore. Tannehill absorbed a league-high 58 sacks in 2013. This has been a troubling offseason in Miami, to say the least.
Rotoblurbbbbbb
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^Bwahaha love it.
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Rotoblurbbbbbb
My god, it's glorious.
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That has to be some sloppy journalism from either Rotoworld of Jason La Confora
Theres absolutely NO way whatsoever they could even be considering getting rid of him.
Its not like hes on some Mammoth 20 million $ a year contract either
These are his cap numbers the next 2 years
2014-$570,000 (+ $971,682 roster bonus),
2015: $660,000 (+ $1.457 million roster bonus
2016: funky nfl option for probably 6-8 million$
Im sorry but there isnt a GM in the league, not even the Dolphins who would even consider trading him for a 1st round pick, let alone cutting him.
Although "job security" could just mean maybe considering benching him for Moore for a game or something.
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Im sorry but there isnt a GM in the league, not even the Dolphins who would even consider trading him for a 1st round pick, let alone cutting him.
Terrible reading comprehension.
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Terrible reading comprehension.
This x 1000
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I was on Martins side till I read the texts
He's a freaking hoo-ha.
A hoo-ha and an poopchute (incognito) so close together, they were bound to get fucked
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Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 17m
I'm ready to move on with my life and career. I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 11m
Dear Jon Martin..... The truth is going to bury you and your entire "camp". You could have told the truth the entire time.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 11m
Jon Martin---- you started all of this when Kenny Zimmerman released the VM to ESPN. The same VM we joked about with @brianhartline
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A grown man using those hashtags makes me cringe.
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Someone once told me that NFL players were classier back in the day. That's only because Twitter didn't exist.
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Someone once told me that NFL players were classier back in the day. That's only because Twitter didn't exist.
Imagine Mark Gastineau and Lawrence Taylor with Twitter.
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He hasn't finished yet.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 27m
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports.... What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM. What was your goal ?
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 26m
I'm guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks. I've never denied it.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 23m
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 16m
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well. Told me he felt worthless.
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He hasn't finished yet.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 27m
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports.... What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM. What was your goal ?
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 26m
I'm guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks. I've never denied it.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 23m
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 16m
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well. Told me he felt worthless.
The best way to get people to forget about the whole situation? Twitter Rant!
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"It's OK that I was a bit of a queynte to him because he was already feeling suicidal without my help!"
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Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 58m I'm ready to move on with my life and career. I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded
Ryan Crinnigan @RyanCrinnigan 57m @68INCOGNITO @ChrisBurke_SI boo freaking hoo.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 56m @RyanCrinnigan @ChrisBurke_SI I'll go cry in my new Ferrari :(
hahahaha
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FACT: Richie incognito is currently becoming cartman from south park. I can be as big of an poopchute as possible, and then blame everyone else and air their dirty laundry.
What a excrement head I hope he never gets a job. How can teammates support this?
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Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 58m I'm ready to move on with my life and career. I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded
Ryan Crinnigan @RyanCrinnigan 57m @68INCOGNITO @ChrisBurke_SI boo freaking hoo.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 56m @RyanCrinnigan @ChrisBurke_SI I'll go cry in my new Ferrari :(
hahahaha
Living well is the best revenge.
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Incognito is a scumbag in general , but Martin basically threw him under the bus and made up this huge story as to why he had his meltdown.
Martin is a huge freaking phony , and he made a lot of people look stupid for believing/supporting him.
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What a excrement head I hope he never gets a job. How can teammates support this?
"You know, that's just Richie being Richie, man."
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@68INCOGNITO: I have no further comment at this time. Please contact my attorney Mark Schamel @WCSRtweet 202-857-4481
Ian Kenyon @IanKenyonNFL 3m
8 days ago RT @68INCOGNITO support @J_Martin71 100% in his return to football in 2014
I wonder if someone has spent a pleasant day with his friends Jack and Jim.
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FACT: Richie incognito is currently becoming cartman from south park. I can be as big of an poopchute as possible, and then blame everyone else and air their dirty laundry.
What a excrement head I hope he never gets a job. How can teammates support this?
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Incognito is definitely an poopchute, but I have absolutely zero issues with him airing all Martin's laundry. Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide
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@68INCOGNITO: I have no further comment at this time. Please contact my attorney Mark Schamel @WCSRtweet 202-857-4481
Ian Kenyon @IanKenyonNFL 3m
8 days ago RT @68INCOGNITO support @J_Martin71 100% in his return to football in 2014
I wonder if someone has spent a pleasant day with his friends Jack and Jim.
Tommy needs to call that number right now.
"Good afternoon, my name is Raul and I'm calling on behalf of JetOffensive client relations..."
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Ted Wells report is about to be released. Obviously he knows the outcome of it otherwise he wouldn't have went on that rant.
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One is left to assume that incognito did not like the result of the investigation that has been ongoing. Why else would he do this?
He didn't get his way so freak everyone. He's a prick and should just go away.
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Incognito is definitely an poopchute, but I have absolutely zero issues with him airing all Martin's laundry. Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide
I support most things that damage the Dolphins organization.
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Incognito is definitely an poopchute, but I have absolutely zero issues with him airing all Martin's laundry. Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide
Exactly. I mean, Incognito got suspended(without pay) and almost blacklisted from the league.
He's a dirty freak and in general a scumbag , but it looks like he's one of those guys who's not a scumbag to his friends/close teammates...just to everyone else.
Once the texts came out that pretty much told the story for everyone to see.
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He got paid for all but 2 games and the season still counted towards his accrument.
The text do not tell the story. They tell the story of the text messages, nothing more.
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One is left to assume that incognito did not like the result of the investigation that has been ongoing. Why else would he do this?
He didn't get his way so freak everyone. He's a prick and should just go away.
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No, the opposite.
The report is done basically but Wells is an attorney so he needs to add addendums and such before it's officially released. So it'll be a few days or a week or whatever.
I imagine he feels vindicated and didn't want to wait that extra time
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Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide
No, you don't do that on twitter about someone you allegedly contributed to sending to a mental hospital. Terrible PR move, even worse move as a human being. freak him.
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Ya, because this is how someone who is vindicated responds. #railroaded is clearly a positive hash tag.
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Ya, because this is how someone who is vindicated responds. #railroaded is clearly a positive hash tag.
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Past tense.
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@RossTuckerNFL: Spoke to several Dolphins players/coaches/execs & not 1 supported Martin. No matter what U think about situation that's noteworthy
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What positive outcome leads anyone with any sense of decency to out someone as suicidal nearly a year after the fact? That's clearly designed to hurt Martin.
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I thought they said that Wells' report would remain private and not be released? Although obviously we'll end up getting the gist of it.
Quite apart from the text messages, all the Vegas/team meals stuff sounded pretty brutal. I know these guys get paid a shitload of money by the standard of us mortals, but stitching up a rookie for those sorts of amounts is pretty crappy and that seemed to be the general view of most of the guys interviewed at the time as well. I remember Colon being asked about it and saying, "Well..... we send Winters out for donuts before the team meeting every Friday."
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@RossTuckerNFL: Spoke to several Dolphins players/coaches/execs & not 1 supported Martin. No matter what U think about situation that's noteworthy
No, it's not. It simply shows how the dolphins organization works.
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I don't care who is right or wrong, I'm just enjoying the circus.
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I thought they said that Wells' report would remain private and not be released? Although obviously we'll end up getting the gist of it.
Quite apart from the text messages, all the Vegas/team meals stuff sounded pretty brutal. I know these guys get paid a shitload of money by the standard of us mortals, but stitching up a rookie for those sorts of amounts is pretty crappy and that seemed to be the general view of most of the guys interviewed at the time as well. I remember Colon being asked about it and saying, "Well..... we send Winters out for donuts before the team meeting every Friday."
We don't know what or any of that is true. A lot of that was released by Martin's people.
And as far as the Vegas thing the text messages sounded like he was gonna go and then ended up canceling at the last minute.
Which is much different than "demanding he pay for a trip he wasn't planning to go on"
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I don't care who is right or wrong, I'm just enjoying the circus.
This man gets it.
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This man gets it.
That was by far the best part but still worth discussing
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If Jmart gets driven to the point of actually comitting suicide once Incognito goes on the offensive, I can only this excrement blowing up like nothing anyone has ever seen
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I can't actually root for that. Unless it was a comically ineffective suicide attempt, like jumping out of a 2nd story window.
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If Jmart gets driven to the point of actually comitting suicide once Incognito goes on the offensive, I can only this excrement blowing up like nothing anyone has ever seen
If Martin was suicidal before the communal outrage of 'real men' who accuse liars like Martin of ruining his 'best friend's' career cause he's such a hoo-ha, I can't imagine what he's going through now. I hope he has a freaking amazing support system and no access to the internet - or any media, for that matter.
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As I mentioned before , I bet the partying( booze, weed and sounded like Molly in a couple of cases) probably contributed a lot to his depression.
Being a college student athlete at Stanford is a helluva lot different than being a millionaire athlete in Miami.
The reason he is indeed a bitch though, is because he ended up blaming other people in what entirely appears to be his own personal demons. The bullying thing seemed like an attempt to save face instead of just acknowledging there was substance abuse/mental health issues.
Again we'll see when the details of the report surfaces but how are you gonna tell me you text a dude almost every day to Hang out and party and chase tail and you're "getting bullied".
Martin wasn't trying to be distant. Just seemed like two buddies texting
FTR I wasn't in the "man up" crowd , but the things that have come to light have basically changed a lot of people's opinions who were sympathetic to Martin originally.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000325483/article/richie-incognito-releases-statement-after-twitter-rant
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 16m
#Dolphins OT Jonathan Martin wants to play football in 2014. His reps have had some talks with MIA recently. Not impossible he returns there
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000325483/article/richie-incognito-releases-statement-after-twitter-rant
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 16m
#Dolphins OT Jonathan Martin wants to play football in 2014. His reps have had some talks with MIA recently. Not impossible he returns there
How on god's green earth can he be allowed to play in Miami next season? I mean I hope they do it, hell I hope that he and Incognito start on the line next to each other next year, but why on Earth would they be stupid enough to do that?
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How on god's green earth can he be allowed to play in Miami next season? I mean I hope they do it, hell I hope that he and Incognito start on the line next to each other next year, but why on Earth would they be stupid enough to do that?
I cant imagine them bringing back either.
I mean MAYBE just MAYBE someone could decide to bring back Martin to be some sort of redemption story for the organization. showing that they could bounce back and improve from this whole ordeal.
Although I imagine it would have to be forced onto the organization by Stephen Ross, presumably overriding the objections of his GM
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Baahahahahaha!!!! I wonder if Pouncey will get tangled in and suspended too. Cue the circus music!
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 34m
The report from Wells names Richie Incognito, John Jerry & Mike Pouncey, Dolphins OLs, engaged in harassment of Martin, other OLs & trainer
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m
Richie Incognito kept a fine book for OL kangaroo court. On 11/3, he texted players “They’re going to suspend me. Please destroy fine book”
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 4m
Jonathan Martin paid Richie Incognito a $10K fine, by check, for failing to attend an OL gathering in Vegas, per Ted Wells’ report. Wow.
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^ I wonder if Murrell still wants the Jets to sign Incognito.
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I'm almost at maximum schadenfreude.
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But Martin is a huge hoo-ha! /JFIF
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m
Wells: Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner gave a player a male blowup doll as a Christmas gift. Told the investigators he didn’t remember doing it
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 17s
This is the website Mike and Maurkice Pouncey have aimed at helping children develop “a positive, can-do attitude” http://teampouncey.org/?page_id=881
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But Martin is a huge hoo-ha! /JFIF
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I was wrong.
They did a good job with the report. It's obviously a very complicated relationship between the two.
you were right, the texts didn't show the whole story
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m
Wells: Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner gave a player a male blowup doll as a Christmas gift. Told the investigators he didn’t remember doing it
That blowup doll actually started at guard for a couple weeks.
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What's the relevance of Team Pouncey?
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This is pretty damning:
“The Report concludes that three starters on the Dolphins offensive line, Richie Incognito, John Jerry and Mike Pouncey, engaged in a pattern of harassment directed at not only Jonathan Martin, but also another young Dolphins offensive lineman and an assistant trainer,” the press release reads.
“The Report finds that the assistant trainer repeatedly was the object of racial slurs and other racially derogatory language; that the other offensive lineman was subjected to homophobic name-calling and improper physical touching; and that Martin was taunted on a persistent basis with sexually explicit remarks about his sister and his mother and at times ridiculed with racial insults and other offensive comments.”
“The Report rejects any suggestion that Martin manufactured claims of abuse after the fact to cover up an impetuous decision to leave the team. Contemporaneous text messages that Martin sent to his parents and others months before he left the Dolphins—which have never before been made public—corroborate his account that the persistent harassment by his teammates caused him significant emotional distress. The Report concludes that the harassment by Martin’s teammates was a contributing factor in his decision to leave the team, but also finds that Martin’s teammates did not intend to drive Martin from the team or cause him lasting emotional injury."
http://fansided.com/2014/02/14/ted-wells-report-released-finds-harassment-three-dolphins-starters/#!vLsra
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What's the relevance of Team Pouncey?
I guess he and his brother have a site that tries to develop positive attitudes with children, yet he was bullying Martin.
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I was wrong.
They did a good job with the report. It's obviously a very complicated relationship between the two.
you were right, the texts didn't show the whole story
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Also, Mike Pouncey is actually the worst of the bunch.
He straight up lied and couldn't even admit to what he said/did.
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I guess he and his brother have a site that tries to develop positive attitudes with children, yet he was bullying Martin.
I figured it was some sort of "look at these hypocrites" thing. People can do good things and shitty things, so it doesn't really bother me. It's better than them not having it, if it is in fact doing some good.
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That blowup doll actually started at guard for a couple weeks.
Hahaha.
Also, really, this is what happens when one of the league's most douchiest players is made to be a veteran leader. This doesn't happen in a locker room with strong leadership.
Also:
Player B: Yes. That’s a solid optic made specifically for a .308 battle rifle
Incognito: Perfect for shooting black people
Player B: Lol exactly
Player B: Or Jeff Ireland
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freak, now i have to respect JFIF for admitting he didn't have the full story and changing his opinion.
I wonder who the other players were?
Inappropriate touching? LOOK AT THIS bundle of sticks SUCK MY DICK. WHAT A bundle of sticks.
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Also, Mike Pouncey is actually the worst of the bunch.
He straight up lied and couldn't even admit to what he said/did.
Pouncey must have zero'd in on the mystery players, since we've heard nothing of it yet.
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Also, really, this is what happens when one of the league's most douchiest players is made to be a veteran leader. This doesn't happen in a locker room with strong leadership.
Richie Incognito makes Santonio Holmes look like Reggie White.
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Incognito told us thathe and other offensive linemen routinely speculated, albeit in jest, about which of their teammates would “break first” in response to taunting, and notations in the fine book substantiate this. One lineman, Nate Garner, was subjected to so much derision that a joke developed that Garner, who owned several guns, might “break” by coming to the Dolphins facility and shooting everyone. On September 30, 2013, for example, Incognito wrote a text message to a former teammate in which he stated: “Nate is on the verge of killing us all.” When asked to elaborate, Incognito explained: “Since we cut [another player] we have been non stop on nate. Even turner is in on it. He looks like he’s about to cry 24/7.”
In the hours after Martin left the Dolphins, Incognito recorded in the fine book a $200 penalty against himself for “breaking Jmart,” awarded Garner a $250 bonus for “not cracking first,” and wrote down the following fines for Martin: 100 hoo-ha 100 hoo-ha 100 hoo-ha 100 hoo-ha 1,000,000.00 hoo-ha
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freak, now i have to respect JFIF for admitting he didn't have the full story and changing his opinion.
I wonder who the other players were?
Inappropriate touching? LOOK AT THIS bundle of sticks SUCK MY DICK. WHAT A bundle of sticks.
hAHAHAHAAH That's just like the douches that do gay porn and swear they aint gay.
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Reading the report really paints the Dolphins organization and other players who attacked Martin later in a bad light, deservedly so.
Also, this is my favorite line so far:
(in reference to Martins sister)
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy hoo-ha."
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Reading the report really paints the Dolphins organization and other players who attacked Martin later in a bad light, deservedly so.
Also, this is my favorite line so far:
(in reference to Martins sister)
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy hoo-ha."
Martin: Yo you flying into Vegas Thursday?
Incognito: Yea, 3;30
Martin: Ok cool. I’m getting in Friday, I got a meeting that morning. When you leaving, Monday?
Incognito: Friday…. R u freaking serious
Martin: Yup… Don’t worry I know I still gotta pay for hookers lol I gotta get at least one for [Player A]…
Incognito: Don’t forget the cocaine too; No dude hookers u bundle of sticks. Don’t blame ur gay tendancies on [Player A]
Martin: I’m gonna get more bitches in 2 nights than all of you combined
Incognito: Stop it. By bitches u mean cocks in ur mouth. U freaking mulatto liberal bitch. I’m going to excrement in ur eye. Goodnight slut. Tell ur squirting sister I said hi
Martin: Ah yes I missed being demeaned by you boys lol… Can’t wait for this weekend
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I have heard a lot worse in a non professional locker room. I honestly don't see the big deal but I am not Martin and I can dish it out way better than the guys that fucked with me could, so they just stopped.
Edit: I didn't see what Bdger posted till after my above post. Wow that is awful smack talk.
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hAHAHAHAAH That's just like the douches that do gay porn and swear they aint gay.
In addition, Incognito and others acknowledged that Player A was
routinely touched by Incognito, Jerry and Pouncey in a mockingly suggestive manner,
including on his rear end, while being taunted about his supposed homosexuality.
Incognito specifically admitted that he would grab Player A and ask for a hug as part of
this “joke.”
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Dolphins’ Offensive Line Coach Jim Turner is a scumbag, too. Is he still a member of staff there?
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Reading the report really paints the Dolphins organization and other players who attacked Martin later in a bad light, deservedly so.
Also, this is my favorite line so far:
(in reference to Martins sister)
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy hoo-ha."
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Martin: Yo you flying into Vegas Thursday?
Incognito: Yea, 3;30
Martin: Ok cool. I’m getting in Friday, I got a meeting that morning. When you leaving, Monday?
Incognito: Friday…. R u freaking serious
Martin: Yup… Don’t worry I know I still gotta pay for hookers lol I gotta get at least one for [Player A]…
Incognito: Don’t forget the cocaine too; No dude hookers u bundle of sticks. Don’t blame ur gay tendancies on [Player A]
Martin: I’m gonna get more bitches in 2 nights than all of you combined
Incognito: Stop it. By bitches u mean cocks in ur mouth. U freaking mulatto liberal bitch. I’m going to excrement in ur eye. Goodnight slut. Tell ur squirting sister I said hi
Martin: Ah yes I missed being demeaned by you boys lol… Can’t wait for this weekend
OK, I'm not going to lie, that excrement is funny.
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Also, Mike Pouncey is actually the worst of the bunch.
He straight up lied and couldn't even admit to what he said/did.
Eh. The impression I get is that Pouncey's just some weak-willed kid who figured out that it's better to be Incognito's sidekick than his target.
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The evidence shows that Martin was distressed by his teammates’ language, but attempted to hide his pain, believing that he was too sensitive and that the barbs would stop after his rookie year. We will never know whether a stronger reaction by Martin would have stopped his teammates’ behavior or exacerbated it. But Martin told us that he did not view a physical response as a viable option. Martin was a rookie when the verbal abuse began in 2012, and he was not going to begin his professional football career by trying to punch out Incognito, one of the leaders of the offensive line, who had Jerry and Pouncey backing him up. Indeed, Martin believed that trying to engage in a physical confrontation with these three—whom he viewed as a united group—would only make matters worse.
Reasonable.
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Martin said that on one particularly disturbing occasion, Pouncey physically restrained Player A, and, in full view of other players, jokingly told Jerry to “come get some hoo-ha,” and that Jerry responded by touching Player A’s buttocks in a way that simulated anal penetration..
..According to Incognito, Player A was a “good kid” who “took it well” and never told his teammates to stop. In Incognito’s eyes, jokes about Player A’s sexuality were all harmless fun.
In the 2013 season, Incognito began openly, at various times, to refer to Martin in the locker room and on the practice field as “my bitch” or the “O-line’s bitch.” Martin was insulted to be called another player’s bitch, and he believed that Incognito was invoking terminology commonly used in prisons to refer to an inmate who is under the control and protection of a dominant inmate. In one instance, Martin claimed Incognito came to his defense in a fight with a defensive lineman in a scrimmage, but then immediately following the altercation began to say to Martin in a demeaning tone, both on the field and in the locker room, in the presence of other teammates, “you’re my bitch.”
Well then.
Eh. The impression I get is that Pouncey's just some weak-willed kid who figured out that it's better to be Incognito's sidekick than his target.
I think it's a little of that, but I think Pouncey is also a lot more self-aware and knows he has to be cautious. Incognito legitimately thought what he was doing was normal, fun, and good for the team.
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What in the freak is wrong with this dude?
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 8m
For molesting a female golf course worker, Wells said Dolphins fined Incognito $50K. One of the largest fines imposed on any Dolphins player
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 47m
On 12/7, Pearl Harbor anniv., Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry donned “headbands that featured a rising sun emblem.” Joked retaliation vs trainer
OK, this one's funny.
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 51m
A Dolphins assistant trainer is of Japanese descent. Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry “called his mother a ‘rub and tug masseuse,’” per the report
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What in the freak is wrong with this dude?
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 8m
For molesting a female golf course worker, Wells said Dolphins fined Incognito $50K. One of the largest fines imposed on any Dolphins player
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 47m
On 12/7, Pearl Harbor anniv., Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry donned “headbands that featured a rising sun emblem.” Joked retaliation vs trainer
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 51m
A Dolphins assistant trainer is of Japanese descent. Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry “called his mother a ‘rub and tug masseuse,’” per the report
So basically if Incognito died, no one would miss him?
He went to HS in Arizona, which explains a lot, but this 'Murica slinging jism stain must have been buttfucked repeatedly by an uncle to be this much of a bully.
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What in the freak is wrong with this dude?
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 8m
For molesting a female golf course worker, Wells said Dolphins fined Incognito $50K. One of the largest fines imposed on any Dolphins player
I heard something about him poking her crotch with a golf club, not sure of the details.
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So basically if Incognito died, no one would miss him?
ESPN would.
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So basically if Incognito died, no one would miss him?
Sounds like there'd be a parade.
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ESPN would.
ESPN presents: "An Incognito Intervention", with host Tim Tebow.
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ESPN would.
Is ESPN died, would anyone miss it?
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Obviously Incognito is going to get buried but their O-line coach really can't be retained after this either:
(I)f Coach Turner, while watching game film footage, criticized a lineman for missing an assignment, and that lineman pointed out that one of his teammates was actually at fault, that lineman might be labeled a “Judas,” which could result in a fellow player imposing a fine. Multiple Dolphins offensive linemen were familiar with the “Judas” concept and told us that Coach Turner had discussed it with them. Turner, however, denied knowing what the term “Judas” meant in the context of the Dolphins offensive line... The evidence shows that Turner was aware of the “Judas” concept and that he had discussed its meaning with the linemen, explaining how Judas had betrayed Jesus Christ and defining Judas as a “snitch.” Further, Chris Mosley, the Dolphins former assistant offensive line coach, claimed that Turner actually introduced the Judas concept to the offensive linemen.
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Is ESPN died, would anyone miss it?
NFLN would no longer have a low rung to stay above.
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ESPN presents: "An Incognito Intervention", with host Tim Tebow.
I just imagined the most unsatisfying ending to this saga: Incognito "finds Jesus" and the public forgives him.
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I just imagined the most unsatisfying ending to this saga: Incognito "finds Jesus" and the public forgives him.
I wonder how Jesus would respond to having his derriere sniffed while mocking gay butt secks?
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I wonder how Jesus would respond to having his derriere sniffed while mocking gay butt secks?
Jesus would quit Christianity and everyone would tell him to man up.
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Eh. The impression I get is that Pouncey's just some weak-willed kid who figured out that it's better to be Incognito's sidekick than his target.
(http://cdn2.modernman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bully-scut-farkus_510.jpg)
That's exactly what makes him worse.
Incognito owned up to most of the excrement he/said did...although it seemed like he did try to manipulate things (and obviously trying to destroy the fine book). Pouncey and Jerry denied it all, especially Pouncey.
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I hope as many people as possible that are tied to this scandal stay with the Dolphin organization. A complete overhaul would be the worst thing possible.
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a few months old but it's obviously relevant given how much it played out this way
http://deadspin.com/football-players-hate-each-other-more-than-you-think-1458141601
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That's a really good piece.
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I hope as many people as possible that are tied to this scandal stay with the Dolphin organization. A complete overhaul would be the worst thing possible.
Ireland is already out. Philbin isn't going anywhere. THey already rehauled a lot of their organization. Jim Turner is the only one who's probably gonna get in trouble....and the head trainer.
As long as Stephen Ross is in charge of that franchise we're ok
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What an absolute shitfest. I can't help but wonder why Incognito sent out those Twitter blasts the other day about how the truth would come out and exonerate him.
While this is hugely on Incognito and Pouncey, and unsurprisingly so, Martin could have handled certain aspects better. I don't understand playing nicely to Incognito at all on those texts. Just don't respond, dude. Can't be a people pleaser all the time. It got him excrement on even further.
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Ireland is already out. Philbin isn't going anywhere. THey already rehauled a lot of their organization. Jim Turner is the only one who's probably gonna get in trouble....and the head trainer.
As long as Stephen Ross is in charge of that franchise we're ok
Really?
I give him ten games.
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What an absolute shitfest. I can't help but wonder why Incognito sent out those Twitter blasts the other day about how the truth would come out and exonerate him.
While this is hugely on Incognito and Pouncey, and unsurprisingly so, Martin could have handled certain aspects better. I don't understand playing nicely to Incognito at all on those texts. Just don't respond, dude. Can't be a people pleaser all the time. It got him excrement on even further.
Trying to appease the abuser. It's a very common role in an abusive relationship of any kind.
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Really?
I give him ten games.
I meant this offseason.
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Trying to appease the abuser. It's a very common role in an abusive relationship of any kind.
It's certainly not common to this extent. They even mentioned in the report what a complicated dynamic it was, and while an expert said it did indicate behavior of an abused/abuser it wasn't a traditional bullying case.
That's far more than appeasing.
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I meant this offseason.
Gotcha.
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What an absolute shitfest. I can't help but wonder why Incognito sent out those Twitter blasts the other day about how the truth would come out and exonerate him.
While this is hugely on Incognito and Pouncey, and unsurprisingly so, Martin could have handled certain aspects better. I don't understand playing nicely to Incognito at all on those texts. Just don't respond, dude. Can't be a people pleaser all the time. It got him excrement on even further.
I agree with the overall premise but the Oline are typically one of the more close knit groups (regardless of how dysfunctional their relationships are) of any unit in the sport. Hard to just avoid everybody all together.
That dynamic was just fucked with Pouncey and Incognito being the "leaders". what a joke
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I agree with the overall premise but the Oline are typically one of the more close knit groups (regardless of how dysfunctional their relationships are) of any unit in the sport. Hard to just avoid everybody all together.
That dynamic was just fucked with Pouncey and Incognito being the "leaders". what a joke
I was talking specifically about the text messages after he had already left the team. I don't see any reason why he had to try to play nice at that point.
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I was talking specifically about the text messages after he had already left the team. I don't see any reason why he had to try to play nice at that point.
oh, yeah...what the freak?
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I was talking specifically about the text messages after he had already left the team. I don't see any reason why he had to try to play nice at that point.
Apparently Incognito was the only person whose texts Martin did ignore for the first few days. And when he did respond, his justification is that he was still blaming himself for not being able to handle what he considered to have been part of his job.
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In May, Martin's father had what the report describes as a "father-to-father" conversation with Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin about Martin, during which Philbin assured Martin's father that team would do whatever it could to help Martin.
Wow, that's a detail I haven't heard yet. That was in May, and ol' Joe didn't think it might be prudent to follow up with his o-line coach or keep an eye on his player during the season?
All this time, I had thought Philbin was just out of the loop and out of touch with his players. Turns out, he's been willfully oblivious.
I hope they offer him an extension.
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Wow, that's a detail I haven't heard yet. That was in May, and ol' Joe didn't think it might be prudent to follow up with his o-line coach or keep an eye on his player during the season?
All this time, I had thought Philbin was just out of the loop and out of touch with his players. Turns out, he's been willfully oblivious.
I hope they offer him an extension.
That's kind of damning. Wasn't there some denial about him knowing that a problem existed?
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From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong. Weird.
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From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong. Weird.
Maybe they meant it absolved him of doing of any kind.
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From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong. Weird.
I'm not a lawyer but the NFL are going to play this cagey and give an out to all parties- " locker room banter guidelines" etc
minor smack on the wrist to Incognito and Martin can play again with his moms panties on without rebuke. Win Win.
I love the Dolphins in disarray- I am sad, old and hate them.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000325827/article/ted-wells-releases-miami-dolphins-misconduct-report
Well put by Rapoport.
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From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong. Weird.
I read the entire thing earlier.
Philbin knew he was suicidal (Turner actually met with Martin and was worried about him, then told Philbin) but Martin never told them why. He said he just had mental health issues and the pressure of the game was getting to him.
He never told anyone except his parents and his one friend. Even until the end basically
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The report is fascinating. Def worth the entire read.
Well thought and put together , and certainly very aware of the unique circumstances and environment. I think those guys did a fantastic job
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Loving basically every second of this.
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Gotta ask
Do you think that if us signing Sparano, thus taking Dave DeGuglielmo away from the Dolphins contributed to this epic collapse and joke in Miami. (ie if we never signed Sparano, then DeGuglielmo might have stayed in Miami, and this whole mess never wouldve happened)
That it was worth it for us to have to sit through a year of Sparano/DeGuglielmo ?
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I bet Philbin would have brought in a new OL coach anyway.
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That it was worth it for us to have to sit through a year of Sparano/DeGuglielmo ?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgctkwVIMAA5SfO.jpg)
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Incognito deleted his twitter account.
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since the report came out it's been nothing but laughing and mocking him. its been grand.
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Gone from Twitter and I would guess from the National Football League. No-one's going to want to put this ignorant fat freak in their locker room after all this excrement.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24444472/richie-incognito-jokes-about-shooting-black-people-in-wells-report
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Gone from Twitter and I would guess from the National Football League. No-one's going to want to put this ignorant fat freak in their locker room after all this excrement.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24444472/richie-incognito-jokes-about-shooting-black-people-in-wells-report
We should sign player B though
Four days later, Incognito and Player B discussed rifle scopes in text messages.
Player B: Yes. That's a solid optic made specifically for a .308 battle rifle
Incognito: Perfect for shooting black people
Player B: Lol exactly
Player B: Or Jeff Ireland
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@brian_mcintyre: According to Dolphins OL "fine book", being subpoenaed by the FBI carries same $ penalty as a failure to bring candy & is equal to 10 farts
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@brian_mcintyre: According to Dolphins OL "fine book", being subpoenaed by the FBI carries same $ penalty as a failure to bring candy & is equal to 10 farts
Goodell will institute a fart penalty system next year.
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Speaking of penalties...
What are the odds the Dolphins get one ?
This wasnt an isolated incident, the whole organization was involved
Draft pick penalties have to be inevitable ?
Especially after talks the Steelers could get one over the Tomlin incident which doesnt even come close to touching this...
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Speaking of penalties...
What are the odds the Dolphins get one ?
This wasnt an isolated incident, the whole organization was involved
Draft pick penalties have to be inevitable ?
Especially after talks the Steelers could get one over the Tomlin incident which doesnt even come close to touching this...
no, they weren't.
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Suspensions and fines will be individual.
I imagine Pouncey is gonna get a pretty lengthy suspension for not only being a central figure, but also lying to investigators. Incognito may never play again, and John Jerry sucks to begin with and is a FA...he'll probably get suspended a few games and will have trouble finding a team.
Turner will also be penalized (and most likely fired) and i'm guessing the head trainer is gonna get fired and probably blackballed.
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no, they weren't.
players, position coaches, head coaches, even the GM
How isnt that the whole organization?
Incognito told us that Jeff Ireland, the Dolphins’ former General Manager,
and Brian Gaine, the team’s former Assistant General Manager, each took him aside on
separate occasions in 2012 and told him to take responsibility for making Martin
physically tougher and stronger
They mention Martin texting Ireland about his concerns with the situation, his contact with Martins agent. Philbins inactions, Ireland's inactions.
The organization as a whole had missteps.
Yes Martin looks way worse after some things came to light, but the Dolphins organization definitely fucked up
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players, position coaches, head coaches, even the GM
How isnt that the whole organization?
They mention Martin texting Ireland about his concerns with the situation, his contact with Martins agent. Philbins inactions, Ireland's inactions.
The organization as a whole had missteps.
Yes Martin looks way worse after some things came to light, but the Dolphins organization definitely fucked up
Philbin didn't have any inaction. He was basically absolved in the report. I can tell you didn't read it in its entirety by that statement. One might try and make the argument "how didn't he know what was going on?" but that's not a really strong argument because it's not like they'll do that type of excrement in front of the HC. The report was convinced that if Philbin knew anything, he would have acted swiftly and he was ultra pissed at Turner when he found out what was happening.
There is no evidence other than Richie's word (great credibility) that Ireland or Gaines said that to him. The only thing Ireland was seemed to be linked to was a conversation with Martin's agent after he had left the team, and that was the whole he should "punch Incognito" thing. It was a he said/he said thing in terms of interpretation and the report explicitly stated they couldn't make a determination on what was said. Ireland claims he said he was surprised it didn't happen, not instructing him to go do it. It was after the fact and there's not enough to punish him.
In order for the organization to be fined, the owner/HC/GM or high ranking official would have had to been completely negligent or implicit in the situation. That's not the case. It's a few players and a position coach.
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There is no evidence other than Richie's word (great credibility) that Ireland or Gaines said that to him. The only thing Ireland was seemed to be linked to was a conversation with Martin's agent after he had left the team, and that was the whole he should "punch Incognito" thing.
Not only that, but Incognito explicity said that he was told to make Martin tougher physically/help him in the weight room. The report was clear that Incognito did NOT believe that the front office expected him to toughen up Martin mentally. Very, very explicit in that regard.
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Not only that, but Incognito explicity said that he was told to make Martin tougher physically/help him in the weight room. The report was clear that Incognito did NOT believe that the front office expected him to toughen up Martin mentally. Very, very explicit in that regard.
you're right, I forgot the exact details of that because I did a straight read though.
Richie didn't say that to begin with.
Like I said earlier, Richie mostly was honest about what he said. A couple of things he tried to manipulate but overall he didn't deny saying excrement. The dude just has a completely freaking warped/delusional sense of the world.
Not that I haven't known a couple of people like that...I had some frat brothers that were super ball busters and def tried to be really cutting/jagged in some of their excrement talking, but unfortunately Martin never really dealt with that type of stuff and didn't know how to handle it.
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Player A was Andrew McDonald, not sure if I saw that mentioned anywhere yet.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000326021/article/agent-andrew-mcdonald-is-wells-reports-player-a
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Player A was Andrew McDonald, not sure if I saw that mentioned anywhere yet.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000326021/article/agent-andrew-mcdonald-is-wells-reports-player-a
I saw it leaked a hour or two after the report. Today was the official thing from his agent and what not
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Saw the quote about how Martin blames "White Private Schools" for him being a pushover.
Such an outrage about the (legitimately) racist excrement said about him, but that seems kinda racist to me
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Incognito returns to twitter, taking responsibility for his actions:
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 5h
I would like to also apologize to Mr. Ross and Mr. Wells. excrement got cray cray
#MYBAD
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excrement got cray cray
#MYBAD
Haaaaa.
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Incognito returns to twitter, taking responsibility for his actions:
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 5h
I would like to also apologize to Mr. Ross and Mr. Wells. excrement got cray cray
#MYBAD
#fam
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Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 15h
I apologize for acting like a big baby the last few days. This has all been so much on me and my family. I just want to play football
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 15h
I want everyone to know I'm in good spirits and looking forward to playing again one day
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 8h
I would like to send Jonathan my apologies as well. Until someone tells me different you are still my brother. No hard feelings :)
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 8h
There are no winners in the courts. Just families left to deal with their decisions and pick up the pieces. You can't free something
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^ this clown is a schizo.
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I just looked up the definition of go-away and I wish Incognito would live up to his name.
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I just looked up the definition of go-away and I wish Incognito would live up to his name.
I hope the Dolphins give him a second chance and he returns to his old ways.
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^ this clown is a schizo.
Willing to bet his last bout of tweets was actually Incognito, these are his staff telling him if he doesn't formally (twitter is formal now?) apologize, and at least pretend to accept responsibility for his actions, he will never play in this league again. Which means no more money for him or his agents.
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Willing to bet his last bout of tweets was actually Incognito, these are his staff telling him if he doesn't formally (twitter is formal now?) apologize, and at least pretend to accept responsibility for his actions, he will never play in this league again. Which means no more money for him or his agents.
@68INCOGNITO
@AthletesFirst YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a wonderful and blessed day
HAPPY SUNDAY
How da freak does joe still have a job ?
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@68INCOGNITO
@AthletesFirst YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a wonderful and blessed day
HAPPY SUNDAY
How da freak does joe still have a job ?
Is it bad that I'm not sure if this is a real tweet or not?
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Is it bad that I'm not sure if this is a real tweet or not?
...is it?
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No, it's a rewording of one Incognito made yesterday declaring how much he loves his agents and how he's never ever going to fire them.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 18h
Shout out @AthletesFirst
I love you
I will never ever FIRE you
Tu es mi familia
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No, it's a rewording of one Incognito made yesterday declaring how much he loves his agents and how he's never ever going to fire them.
Richie Incognito @68INCOGNITO 18h
Shout out @AthletesFirst
I love you
I will never ever FIRE you
Tu es mi familia
no, it's not. you're wrong.
the one i posted he posted on sunday
https://twitter.com/68INCOGNITO/status/435137340994887680
http://deadspin.com/richie-incognito-is-back-with-an-apologetic-twitter-ran-1524994655
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Ha, I hadn't seen that - I thought you were just doing a riff on the one from yesterday. The guy really isn't wired up right.
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@AlbertBreer:
2014-02-19 16:18:52 UTC
Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner will not be going to the scouting combine with the Miami staff, per sources.
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@AlbertBreer:
2014-02-19 16:18:52 UTC
Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner will not be going to the scouting combine with the Miami staff, per sources.
Whaaaa?
(http://i.imgur.com/AqztRTI.jpg)
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@AlbertBreer:
2014-02-19 16:18:52 UTC
Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner will not be going to the scouting combine with the Miami staff, per sources.
He's done.
http://www.miamidolphins.com/news/press-releases/article-1/PRESS-RELEASE-Miami-Dolphins-Make-Organizational-Changes/8a0960fb-e90f-4b0d-893d-ecd15bc70753
Head Trainer also fired.
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Philbin probably feels great about his future
The National Football Post's Jason Cole expects the Dolphins to pursue Jim Harbaugh next offseason, "barring a Super Bowl win by the 49ers."
That should help Joe Philbin sleep at night. According to Cole, the "rumor was already out there," and "only got stronger this weekend." Cole's report runs concurrent to one from CSN Bay Area's Matt Maiocco, who passed along Monday that the "feeling within the organization is that Harbaugh is not going to be a 10-year coach with the 49ers." San Francisco has re-emerged as one of the league's elite franchises, but it's got a serious issue on its hands.
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/283710/dolphins-still-have-eyes-for-jim-harbaugh
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Didn't the Phins go after Harbaugh while Sparano was still under contract?
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Didn't the Phins go after Harbaugh while Sparano was still under contract?
All I know is I'm praying like freak that neither Harbaugh ever comes to the AFCE if they aren't coaching for the Jets.
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All I know is I'm praying like freak that neither Harbaugh ever comes to the AFCE if they aren't coaching for the Jets.
I dont know if im that afraid of John
I understand hes won a superbowl and all, but that Ravens roster's core was there long before him.
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I dont know if im that afraid of John
I understand hes won a superbowl and all, but that Ravens roster's core was there long before him.
He found a way to win with Flacco as his QB. That alone makes me nervous about having him in my division.
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Martin was officially asked to return to the Dolphins, he's declined.
Apparently Philbin isn't happy with the entire situation:
Hickey did most of the talking from Miami's side, according to sources, with Philbin "staring daggers" across the room. At the end of the meeting, however, sources said Philbin expressed his belief that Martin's agents were responsible for Miami's locker room controversy reaching this point, that they were the real problem and alluding that Martin's concerns could have been kept more private and handled differently.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24456613/dolphins-wanted-jonathan-martin-back-his-agents-rebuffed-offer
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Maybe the dolphins should bring back incognito, then they can blame everyone else for their shortcomings together.
Faggots.
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Martin was officially asked to return to the Dolphins, he's declined.
Apparently Philbin isn't happy with the entire situation:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24456613/dolphins-wanted-jonathan-martin-back-his-agents-rebuffed-offer
Figures the year that one of the Patriots best players gets arrested for murdering several people that the Dolphins have to continuously do everything in their power to be the biggest circus in sports history.
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Martin was officially asked to return to the Dolphins, he's declined.
Apparently Philbin isn't happy with the entire situation:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24456613/dolphins-wanted-jonathan-martin-back-his-agents-rebuffed-offer
How the freak is this Martin's agents fault? If Incognito wasn't doing the excrement that he did (fine book? seriously?) there wasn't anything out there that Martin's agent could have exposed.
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All this is fine with me, I can jerk off to their continued dysfunction
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How the freak is this Martin's agents fault? If Incognito wasn't doing the excrement that he did (fine book? seriously?) there wasn't anything out there that Martin's agent could have exposed.
Richie Incognito may have taken a excrement in the Dolphins locker room, but Martin's people smeared it over every wall on every floor of Dolphins headquarters.
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Richie Incognito may have taken a excrement in the Dolphins locker room, but Martin's people smeared it over every wall on every floor of Dolphins headquarters.
From what I understand, they didn't do anything more than expose the fact Incognito took a excrement in the locker room, the Media did the rest.
If Philbin cleaned up the excrement himself, there wouldn't have been anything to spread on the walls.
As a teacher I liken to a kid caught cheating on an assignment. The kid blames the teacher who caught him (or the kid who might have told depending on the situation) not him/herself for doing the wrong thing.
Philbin fucked up and rather than accept responsibility for the actions of the people he is responsible for, he just wants to blame the people who got him in trouble.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/vandal-smashes-richie-incognito-ferrari-baseball-bat-report-article-1.1703348
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http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/vandal-smashes-richie-incognito-ferrari-baseball-bat-report-article-1.1703348
Poor car.
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The vandal was himself.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/27/report-incognito-vandalized-his-own-car-with-a-bat/
Dudes got some major issues.
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Hahaha.... Yaaaay! I love it.
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The vandal was himself.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/27/report-incognito-vandalized-his-own-car-with-a-bat/
Dudes got some major issues.
The funny thing is, that was exactly my first guess.
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The funny thing is, that was exactly my first guess.
I figured it was some fag with excrement in his eye.
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Rotoworld:
NFL Network's Jeff Darlington reports free agent Richie Incognito is currently being treated at a facility in Arizona "in wake of severe mental stress" from the Ted Wells Report.
Incognito's offseason has been a strange one. He's gone on lengthy Twitter rants numerous times and recently took a baseball bat to his own Ferrari in a fit of rage. He's doing the right thing by getting help. Incognito's ex-Dolphins teammates were reportedly concerned about his behavior and state of mind. He might need a miracle to save his football career. Only a select few -- maybe even couple -- teams could take on a headcase like Incognito.
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@JasonLaCanfora: MIA has been gauging trade value for '13 1st round pick Dion Jordan, league sources said
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@JasonLaCanfora: MIA has been gauging trade value for '13 1st round pick Dion Jordan, league sources said
I hate PFT, but this is funny
@ProFootballTalk
Dolphins floating Dion Jordan's name to see if they can trade him — of course http://wp.me/s14QSB-2245787
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@JasonLaCanfora: MIA has been gauging trade value for '13 1st round pick Dion Jordan, league sources said
I don't even know what to think about this. On one hand, part of me says give them a 2nd for him. On the other hand, why would a franchise be willing to trade a high first rounder one year later. That's weird, even for the Dolphins. Makes you wonder if there's something wrong with him.
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I don't even know what to think about this. On one hand, part of me says give them a 2nd for him. On the other hand, why would a franchise be willing to trade a high first rounder one year later. That's weird, even for the Dolphins. Makes you wonder if there's something wrong with him.
He's a disciple of Ray-el.
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Would anyone be opposed to pursuing this? I would without a doubt give up a 3rd round pick, maybe a even a 2nd.
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Would anyone be opposed to pursuing this? I would without a doubt give up a 3rd round pick, maybe a even a 2nd.
No way the Dolphins would trade him to us unless he is a total mess. That being said, unless they want a first, it's worth pursuing. Especially still 24, on a rookie contract and with Rex Ryan as our coach.
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WTF?
Rotoworld:
Citing "numerous" league sources and NFL executives, CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora reports the Dolphins "might also be open to dealing" Cameron Wake and Mike Wallace.
If La Canfora's sources are to be trusted, the Dolphins are open to a full-on firesale under rookie GM Dennis Hickey, as 2013 No. 3 overall pick Dion Jordan is also said to be available. Miami would absorb an over-$5 million cap penalty to deal Jordan, but would clear room by trading Wallace and/or Wake. (No one is going to trade for Wallace's mammoth contract, of course.) La Canfora's story, accessible at the link below, indicates Hickey intends to invest heavily in the talented 2014 draft, and is willing to part with big-name players in order to load up on picks. Ex-GM Jeff Ireland's 2013 offseason "master plan" blew up tremendously during the regular season, and looks worse and worse by the day.
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Brilliant. Would happily take Wake or Wallace, although I'm less keen on Wallace's contract.
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Brilliant. Would happily take Wake or Wallace, although I'm less keen on Wallace's contract.
Wake please.
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Brilliant. Would happily take Wake or Wallace, although I'm less keen on Wallace's contract.
Ugh, pass on Mike Wallace. But Cameron Wake? Definitely.
I seriously couldn't have asked for a schadenfreud-ier winter from the Dolphins. Jesus, even Dan Marino got fired this off-season.
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Ugh, pass on Mike Wallace. But Cameron Wake? Definitely.
I seriously couldn't have asked for a schadenfreud-ier winter from the Dolphins. Jesus, even Dan Marino got fired this off-season.
Would like either Wake or Jordan in a Rex Ryan defense. If Jordan is on the block, you really have to wonder what the freak is wrong with him.
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Would like either Wake or Jordan in a Rex Ryan defense. If Jordan is on the block, you really have to wonder what the freak is wrong with him.
Not gay enough for Miami.
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Wake AND Jordan, please.
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Not only did they take Jordan top 3.. they had to trade up to get him. To try and deal him after giving up their 12th overall and their high 2nd round pick.. something's gotta be up with him. Maybe he's on the verge of failing a drug/PED test.
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I think this is all probably not true, but it's still fun to make fun of the Phags.
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Not only did they take Jordan top 3.. they had to trade up to get him. To try and deal him after giving up their 12th overall and their high 2nd round pick.. something's gotta be up with him. Maybe he's on the verge of failing a drug/PED test.
Yeah, these are the wonderful Florida humanitarians who traded Davone Bess in the middle of a full-blown psychotic break.
Dion Jordan might be deceased. Miami pulls off the trade with Cleveland and then just dumps the body outside the stadium.
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Yeah, these are the wonderful Florida humanitarians who traded Davone Bess in the middle of a full-blown psychotic break.
Dion Jordan might be deceased. Miami pulls off the trade with Cleveland and then just dumps the body outside the stadium.
hahaha
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Yeah, these are the wonderful Florida humanitarians who traded Davone Bess in the middle of a full-blown psychotic break.
Dion Jordan might be deceased. Miami pulls off the trade with Cleveland and then just dumps the body outside the stadium.
Weekend at Dion's?
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Not really a proper lolphins, but I think they overpaid a bit to stop him testing the market. Cimini makes the point neatly.
Rich Cimini @RichCimini 2m
Jets gave Cromartie 4/32 in '11 + he was 27. BG going on 31 RT @AdamSchefter Dolphins gave CB Brent Grimes 4-yr, $32M deal, $16 million gtd.
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well done Rich.
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Not really a proper lolphins, but I think they overpaid a bit to stop him testing the market. Cimini makes the point neatly.
Rich Cimini @RichCimini 2m
Jets gave Cromartie 4/32 in '11 + he was 27. BG going on 31 RT @AdamSchefter Dolphins gave CB Brent Grimes 4-yr, $32M deal, $16 million gtd.
it is 3 years later though and the cap is going way up. Not really comparable.
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it is 3 years later though and the cap is going way up. Not really comparable.
2011 cap was $120M, so on a pro-rated basis at 2011 rates it's the equivalent of giving Grimes $28.8M over four years, or $7.2M per annum for a 31 year old. I still think they overpaid compared to 27 year old Cromartie getting 4/32.
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it is 3 years later though and the cap is going way up. Not really comparable.
just because the cap has gone up doesn't mean the cap percentage allocated to certain positions/high priced FAs is raised linearly .
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Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.
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Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.
considering the awfulness of their OL, its not a surprise.
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Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.
Translation: Please help! Anyone? We'll overpay!
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Phins are probably gonna retain Randy Starks at 6 mil a year.
It was said that they were gonna let both Starks and Soliai walk but I guess they changed their mind or reports were erroneous.
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"Rumors of our financial competence were greatly exaggerated."
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So the Phins have spent a fuckton of money the last day or so.
What is their total in free agent money spent since last year? some absurd total of like $200 million isn't it?
60 to wallace, 47 to Albert, Ellerbe got 30 something, starks just got 6 per... they gotta be pushing $200 million in the past year
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PFT:
Incognito wants to return to the Dolphins
Richie Incognito recently resurfaced on Twitter, after exiting the facility he entered to address severe mental stress he was experiencing in the aftermath of the release of the Ted Wells report.
And despite all the things that went wrong in Miami for Incognito, Incognito wants to return to Miami.
“Returning to the Dolphins was my number one goal from the time I got suspended,” Incognito told WSVN-TV on Wednesday.
Richie’s biggest problem is that his contract has expired, and that the Dolphins have shown no inclination to bring him back. Still, he wants to come back.
“I want to return to the community in Miami and resume my playing career as soon as possible,” Incognito said.
He confirmed that he entered a private mental-health facility to deal with the stress he was experiencing.
“I was stressed,” Incognito said. “I believe in post traumatic stress syndrome, and I believe in private mental health care.”
Asked if he had a message for Miami fans, Richie slid into the third person.
“Dolphins fans, Richie is well,” Richie said. “Richie wants to come back and play. But the business has to handle the business end, and that’s it.”
He makes it sound far simpler than it is. Anyone can want to play for any NFL team. Unless and until the NFL wants it, it’s not happening.
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I will put this here because why not:
Most coaches in the NFL have no interest in the Wells report, lol
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/wells-report-on-dolphins--incognito-martin-fiasco-ignored-by-several-afc-coaches-185937209.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/wells-report-on-dolphins--incognito-martin-fiasco-ignored-by-several-afc-coaches-185937209.html)
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Mad Richie McMad at it again.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/richie-incognito-tweets-phone-number-wants-angry-messages-032714?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox
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Mad Richie McMad at it again.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/richie-incognito-tweets-phone-number-wants-angry-messages-032714?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox
There he goes breaking the internet
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http://phinphanatic.com/2014/04/01/dolphins-lose-draft-pick-nfl-closes-martin-case/
Lolfins lose third round pick in Martin scandal
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hahahahahahahaha
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http://phinphanatic.com/2014/04/01/dolphins-lose-draft-pick-nfl-closes-martin-case/
Lolfins lose third round pick in Martin scandal
you know what today is right?
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click some of those links in that article, Jumbo.
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I am well aware that it was a joke.
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I never doubted you.
The comments under the article are funny, I upvoted the dumbest ones.
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I never doubted you.
:'(
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I am well aware that it was a joke.
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one
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Mike Pouncey
Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol
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Mike Pouncey
Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol
You have to laugh at that excrement and wonder in the Phins are fixed at all.
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He deleted his twitter account.
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Free Hernandez
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He deleted his twitter account.
"Mike, you aren't allowed to think anymore. Ever.
Sincerely, Managment"
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"Mike, you aren't allowed to think anymore. Ever.
Sincerely, Managment"
Judging by his comments I'm not sure if he's ever been able to think.
At least I'm glad there's someone who post things on the Internet even more stupid than I do.
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Judging by his comments I'm not sure if he's ever been able to think.
At least I'm glad there's someone who post things on the Internet even more stupid than I do.
Hahahahaha at least you can make fun of yourself along with us.
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Miami drafted Terrence Fede from Marist, my old team. First guy from our program to ever get drafted, we were D 3 when I played there in the 80s.
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Miami drafted Terrence Fede from Marist, my old team. First guy from our program to ever get drafted, we were D 3 when I played there in the 80s.
A bunch of friends partied at Marist one weekend in the early 90's, I never went back because I had no interest in partying at an all gay college. Hahahahaha
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This team is amazing right now.
http://nesn.com/2014/05/dolphins-gm-disappointed-in-don-jones-after-michael-sam-tweet/
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s1nhp8
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Hey at least Jones didn't say his twitter was hacked.
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What was the context though? "Horrible" that he was drafted, or "horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.
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What was the context though? "Horrible" that he was drafted, or "horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.
The latter isn't anti-gay, it just means you're secretly gay.
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What was the context though? "Horrible" that he was drafted, or "horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.
Somehow I doubt he would have said 'horrible' if it had been a guy kissing his girlfriend on TV. I'm not sure what it says about a person if a man kissing another man on TV really makes you that uncomfortable. For me it's like a boring show that's just kind of on. Nothing that merits a reaction in any way. No 'good for them!' but no 'blehhhh! I have to be super disgusted so no one sees I'm gay!' either. I tend to find that people who have the latter reaction have some sort of sexual insecurity going on to begin with.
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Somehow I doubt he would have said 'horrible' if it had been a guy kissing his girlfriend on TV. I'm not sure what it says about a person if a man kissing another man on TV really makes you that uncomfortable. For me it's like a boring show that's just kind of on. Nothing that merits a reaction in any way. No 'good for them!' but no 'blehhhh! I have to be super disgusted so no one sees I'm gay!' either. I tend to find that people who have the latter reaction have some sort of sexual insecurity going on to begin with.
That all makes sense, but why would "ew, two men kissing" draw such ire from the league. Does it really warrant labeling the dude worse than Hitler?
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Somehow I doubt he would have said 'horrible' if it had been a guy kissing his girlfriend on TV. I'm not sure what it says about a person if a man kissing another man on TV really makes you that uncomfortable. For me it's like a boring show that's just kind of on. Nothing that merits a reaction in any way. No 'good for them!' but no 'blehhhh! I have to be super disgusted so no one sees I'm gay!' either. I tend to find that people who have the latter reaction have some sort of sexual insecurity going on to begin with.
I wasn't watching, but on the radio they were saying Sam shoved cake in his partners face and then licked it off or something.
If thats the case, then I think Sams behavior was poor for his image
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I wasn't watching, but on the radio they were saying Sam shoved cake in his partners face and then licked it off or something.
If thats the case, then I think Sams behavior was poor for his image
Hahahahaha
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That all makes sense, but why would "ew, two men kissing" draw such ire from the league. Does it really warrant labeling the dude worse than Hitler?
So you're saying that if Hitler were a player in the NFL, Goodell would punish the annexing of the Sudetenland and the extermination of millions of Jews with something less than a suspension and some sensitivity training?
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I wasn't watching, but on the radio they were saying Sam shoved cake in his partners face and then licked it off or something.
If thats the case, then I think Sams behavior was poor for his image
What? I didn't see that. Sam was crying, his bf was hugging him, and gave him a kiss. I did not see this alleged cake incident. That's just weird.
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I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.
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So you're saying that if Hitler were a player in the NFL, Goodell would punish the annexing of the Sudetenland and the extermination of millions of Jews with something less than a suspension and some sensitivity training?
Domestic abuse, steroids, and genocide are all things that Goodell has no problem sweeping under the rug. Everyone knows that.
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I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.
Pretty sure Goodell destroyed all the videos to protect the integrity of the league or something
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That all makes sense, but why would "ew, two men kissing" draw such ire from the league. Does it really warrant labeling the dude worse than Hitler?
Who labeled him worse that Hitler? Or are you just immediately conceding the argument by going that route?
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I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.
Google tells me that Sam posted some photo of the two of them kissing w cake on their faces when he made the relationship public. Doesn't look like it had anything to do with draft day. Still weird.
EDIT: apparently there was some cake thing after. If it's how it's being described, that's freaking weird. It's a draft, not a wedding.
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Google tells me that Sam posted some photo of the two of them kissing w cake on their faces when he made the relationship public. Doesn't look like it had anything to do with draft day. Still weird.
Maybe ESPN threw that pic up during the broadcast. Or maybe they just always have cake on hand for such occasions.
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Maybe ESPN threw that pic up during the broadcast. Or maybe they just always have cake on hand for such occasions.
Here you go. What the freak. This has nothing to do with being gay. This would be weird as hell for a dude and his girlfriend to do after getting drafted.
http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/heres-nfl-draftee-michael-sam-kissing-his-boyfriend-thr-1574647375
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Here you go. What the freak. This has nothing to do with being gay. This would be weird as hell for a dude and his girlfriend to do after getting drafted.
http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/heres-nfl-draftee-michael-sam-kissing-his-boyfriend-thr-1574647375
The Falcons got Tyler Starr? WTF!
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You guys are such homophobes, if AJ McCarron was eating some whip cream off of Miss ALabama's hoo-ha after he got drafted we all would be high fiving each other.
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You guys are such homophobes, if AJ McCarron was eating some whip cream off of Miss ALabama's hoo-ha after he got drafted we all would be high fiving each other.
McCarron should have tweeted something like this after the Sam pick.
(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2014/01/28/f4/f8/Screen_shot_2014-01-28_at_9.25.52_AM.png)
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Here you go. What the freak. This has nothing to do with being gay. This would be weird as hell for a dude and his girlfriend to do after getting drafted.
http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/heres-nfl-draftee-michael-sam-kissing-his-boyfriend-thr-1574647375
It makes him look like such a selfish poopchute more than being creepy
He's supposed to be like the first mainstream gay athlete to get drafted and starts with excrement like that.
Be a freaking role model knowing you're gonna be under the limelight and getting all the scrutiny and what not.
What's next is going to start acting like Dennis Rodman and start showing up to practices in a wedding dress or something?
No freaking clue what he's thinking
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It makes him look like such a selfish poopchute more than being creepy
He's supposed to be like the first mainstream gay athlete to get drafted and starts with excrement like that.
Be a freaking role model knowing you're gonna be under the limelight and getting all the scrutiny and what not.
What's next is going to start acting like Dennis Rodman and start showing up to practices in a wedding dress or something?
No freaking clue what he's thinking
The next logical step from cake is obviously wedding dress.
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The next logical step from cake is obviously wedding dress.
Well the guy is licking cake off a man's face on national television.
So I don't doubt awkwardy will follow
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Well the guy is licking cake off a man's face on national television.
So I don't doubt awkwardy will follow
No, he still wasn't licking cake off anyone's face. That would have been even worse. I never said it was creepy. I said it was weird. Because it was. It has nothing to do with him being a role model or selfish or anything. It was weird. That's it.
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No, he still wasn't licking cake off anyone's face. That would have been even worse. I never said it was creepy. I said it was weird. Because it was. It has nothing to do with him being a role model or selfish or anything. It was weird. That's it.
Meh gayz are typically flamboyant, just chalk it up to gayz being gay.
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I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.
They showed it a while after he was drafted.
It was exactly the same thing you would see at a wedding. Groom goes to feed cake to the bride, and smears it on her face, then the bride smears it on the groom, and then they kiss through the cake smears.
It really wasn't any more awkward than any wedding scenario. It seemed totally out place at a draft party instead of a wedding however.
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They showed it a while after he was drafted.
It was exactly the same thing you would see at a wedding. Groom goes to feed cake to the bride, and smears it on her face, then the bride smears it on the groom, and then they kiss through the cake smears.
It really wasn't any more awkward than any wedding scenario. It seemed totally out place at a draft party instead of a wedding however.
So you're saying the Rams drafted a linebacker that wishes he could be a bride
And it all comes back to the wedding dress thing
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So you're saying the Rams drafted a linebacker that wishes he could be a bride
And it all comes back to the wedding dress thing
I think Sam is the butch in that relationship. The other one looks like a flamer.
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freak you guys I thought it was really hot
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freak you guys I thought it was really hot
So now I know where 624 went missing
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OMG I watched it and I think that now I caught the gay...
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There's a tingle. Is it the Gold Bond .... or something else?
(http://i.imgur.com/AMzESRu.png)
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am I really not allowed to be weirded out by that?
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am I really not allowed to be weirded out by that?
No, that's basically the same as being weirded about by desegregation. You're a bigot, and worse than Hitler.
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No, that's basically the same as being weirded about by desegregation. You're a bigot, and worse than Hitler.
freak off. Nobody said that. Being weirded out by gay people doesn't make you worse than Hitler, it makes you quite possibly gay. Being weirded out by two people smashing cake in each others' faces at a draft party, however, makes you normal. That excrement was bizarre.
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am I really not allowed to be weirded out by that?
By two people kissing? Of course you can be weirded out. Feeling uncomfortable with two gay men kissing is no different than feeling uncomfortable with an ugly chick kissing. It's watching something you have absolutely no attraction to. It's when people feel a need to comment on how disgusting and unnatural it is that they move into the realm of being assholes. Who gives a excrement? If you're that worried about needing to declare how gross you find it, you're obviously worried that people have some cause to think you like it. (The you being hypothetical, not meaning SFD).
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freak off. Nobody said that. Being weirded out by gay people doesn't make you worse than Hitler, it makes you quite possibly gay. Being weirded out by two people smashing cake in each others' faces at a draft party, however, makes you normal. That excrement was bizarre.
(http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Gay-Men-e1379371366872.jpg?resize=632%2C463)
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^gay.
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^gay.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a2A_lnEkDQA/S9TqgqC4TnI/AAAAAAAACys/VytHX8FLqVY/s1600/schwul_hitler_Hitler_Gay-s438x350-13697-580.jpg)
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"After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it’s the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams."
-Conan
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Again, not sure why any straight man would be like "That's so great I love seeing that!" I don't think it's inherently awful. It just garners the same reaction from me as seeing some fugly bitch making out with some fugly dude. Just like I wouldn't take to twitter talking about how nasty that is, I don't see why it would be different with a gay couple.
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Of course, Tommy is likely just plain offended by their presence. This is the same guy who said bullying was a good thing because it encouraged people to stop being different and start acting like everyone else.
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Of course, Tommy is likely just plain offended by their presence. This is the same guy who said bullying was a good thing because it encouraged people to stop being different and start acting like everyone else.
Tommy as made it very clear that he has absolutely no problem with gay people...
As long as they're not black
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Impressive though your private collection of semi-naked men getting it on might be, dcm, I had to remove the second post. A little bit too much flesh for anyone reading at work, I think. You're welcome to start a gay pics thread in the Parking Lot if that's what flicks your switch, I'm sure you'd find a couple of fans around here.
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freak off. Nobody said that. Being weirded out by gay people doesn't make you worse than Hitler, it makes you quite possibly gay.
Not even that, it just means we live in a society in which gay people displaying PDA is still pretty rare, especially among certain demographics/in certain areas. Nothing too odd about being a bit weirded out by something you rarely or even never see, it says more about the lingering 'fringe' aspect of being gay in America than any particular individual's homosexuality or homophobia.
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I'm not attracted to really old people, so if I see two old people making out, am I not allowed to be grossed out? Wtf is this excrement? Does that make me anti-old people? freak outa here.
I accept gay people. I have no problem with that lifestyle. Get married, do what you want. Who gives a excrement. I'm still allowed to be grossed out by them doing excrement to each other.
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You should go to Miami, it's all old people and gays.
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"horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.
Uh, are you serious?
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I've seen the Joe Theismann injury a hundred times. Two people kissing doesn't really rate.
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Tommy is allowed to have his opinion, if you agree with it or not.
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I've seen the Joe Theismann injury a hundred times. Two people kissing doesn't really rate.
Horrible. Disgusting. You monster. How about crippled washed up athletes rights to display their gruesome injuries?
I call for Badger to step down as a mod. This is a disgusting display on his part.
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Tommy is allowed to have his opinion, if you agree with it or not.
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And the Dolphins are allowed to reprimand a player for representing the team poorly on twitter, which is what this argument is actually about.
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People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.
"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."
- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."
Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.
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And the Dolphins are allowed to reprimand a player for representing the team poorly on twitter, which is what this argument is actually about.
Sure they are, but you don't have to agree with that either. Look, he most likely meant "ew gay people!", but he just could easily have been grossed out by two men kissing and licking cake off one another's faces, and just called that display "horrible". Besides, if the public wasn't super sensitive about this sort of thing then he wouldn't have been reprimanded. We all know that most gay people feel so oppressed that they jump at every opportunity to complain about anti-gay whatever. And the "totally not homophobe and 100pct tolerant of everything. Look at me!" sheep who join in.
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And the Dolphins are allowed to reprimand a player for representing the team poorly on twitter, which is what this argument is actually about.
Sorry I was responding to mexbucjet or whatever his name is.
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Sorry I was responding to mexbucjet or whatever his name is.
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Funny, I always read it as mexicanbucjet too.
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IJR's example is stupid. I have no sexual interest in animals but it would be weird as freak to see a woman get sexually active with a horse or a goat
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People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.
"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."
- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."
Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.
As someone who is as socially liberal as you get, I strongly agree. Attempting to censor or shame the opinions of people who aren't socially progressive is messed up. Universal gay rights are new. Gay people kissing in public is still rare. People who find gay PDA weird or even gross aren't bad - it just means that public gay affection is new and unusual. Let people get used to it - and if in ten or twenty years someone's still grossed out by homosexuality in public - then you can get away with calling them a little outdated or backwards, but they still aren't bad.
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Bill Burr: Gay guys: http://youtu.be/-Xs4WGEnlAk
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People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.
"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."
- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."
Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.
I want you to start screaming chink or gook at the top of your lungs, just to be sure.
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Sorry I was responding to mexbucjet or whatever his name is.
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waitasekent
What if Michael Sam sees Tommy's post and jumps off the top of the Gateway Arch and kills himself? That's cyberbully murder. Hate crime!
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Bill Burr: Gay guys: http://youtu.be/-Xs4WGEnlAk
Bill Burr is amazing
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Holy excrement that bill burr clip was perfect.
/checkmate
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I'm not attracted to really old people, so if I see two old people making out, am I not allowed to be grossed out? Wtf is this excrement? Does that make me anti-old people? freak outa here.
I accept gay people. I have no problem with that lifestyle. Get married, do what you want. Who gives a excrement. I'm still allowed to be grossed out by them doing excrement to each other.
Did you bother reading what I said? Not the joke one when I called you gay, the serious one in which I explained why it's perfectly fine to be uncomfortable watching two guys kiss but different to want to shout to the whole world how weird it is.
Dude, no one expects you to enjoy two men kissing. I don't want to see it either. It's unfathomable to me. I just don't care if it's on TV or in public. It's not hard to look the other way.
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People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.
"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."
- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."
Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.
There's a world of difference between not wanting to take part in or support gay marriage and wanting to disallow it by law. The latter is absolutely comparable to interracial marriage. Do a little historical research.
And I don't know what kind of country you live in. It's not mine.
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Sure they are, but you don't have to agree with that either. Look, he most likely meant "ew gay people!", but he just could easily have been grossed out by two men kissing and licking cake off one another's faces, and just called that display "horrible". Besides, if the public wasn't super sensitive about this sort of thing then he wouldn't have been reprimanded. We all know that most gay people feel so oppressed that they jump at every opportunity to complain about anti-gay whatever. And the "totally not homophobe and 100pct tolerant of everything. Look at me!" sheep who join in.
That's the problem. He didn't say that. If he had said "Is this a draft party or a wedding? Cake smashing? Good on Sam but the cake thing is weird." I doubt he'd have been reprimanded.
And if that's your take on gay people, I doubt you really know any.
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Who would have figured an argument about gays would be breaking out in a Dolphins thread?
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Who would have figured an argument about gays would be breaking out in a Dolphins thread?
Have you seen their logo?
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2 guys kissed, we all saw it, life goes on...
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2 guys kissed, we all saw it, life goes on...
Not for Tommy it didn't.
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2 guys kissed, we all saw it, life goes on....until the LIRR dyke beats the excrement out of me
FYP for accuracy.
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FYP for accuracy.
Tomorrow is the day.
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Not for Tommy it didn't.
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What in the freak is this excrement?
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What in the freak is this excrement?
He's explaining what happens when two men kiss.
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He's explaining what happens when two men kiss.
How can you expect him to understand?
Libero gets a boner when that happens
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http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-scout-nate-sullivan-says-he-was-wrong-fired-for-working-from-home-052814?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox
Jesus freaking Christ, what assholes. They even cancelled CF meds off their plan specifically. I can't freaking believe this honestly
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http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-scout-nate-sullivan-says-he-was-wrong-fired-for-working-from-home-052814?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox
Jesus freaking Christ, what assholes. They even cancelled CF meds off their plan specifically. I can't freaking believe this honestly
They could have simply just said "you've been a scout for the miami dolphins for 10 years" as reason for termination
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So basically they cut his benefits in an attempt to get him to quit, when he didn't they canned him.
That said all he wants is his job back with full benefits. Unfortunately even if he gets it back by force, they will get rid of him ASAP for some other reason (performance based no doubt) If the lawyers thought there was any hope, I'd sue for millions, lost wages due to the benefits lost ($2990 loss per pill is a big freaking difference) and try to get medical bills paid for the next few years while he looks to get another job.
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Really sucks for the scout, but I love me some Dolphin sadness.
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I hope he sues them and that worthless organization has to pay a 10,000,000 discrimination suit. freak them classless scumbags.
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How many times can the circus come to town in a single year ?
A man claims he was assaulted by Dolphins C Mike Pouncey and Steelers C Maurkice Pouncey at the twins' birthday party at Cameo Nightclub in Miami Beach Friday night.
The alleged victim Ricky Vasquez took to Twitter, claiming he was "jumped by 4 bouncers and the Pouncey Twins." Vasquez added he was attacked because of his sexual orientation, claiming the assailants used homophobic slurs and saying, "I feel like I just got gay bashed." The Miami Beach PD released a statement saying, "There was an incident that occurred at Cameo last night at 4:20 a.m., where an alleged assault took place. We have not confirmed it's the Pouncey brothers that are the subjects, but we are going to have detectives contacting the victims to investigate further." This is not the first time the brothers' birthday party has made the news. The two got into hot water at last year's event for wearing "Free Hernandez" hats in support of former Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez. This incident is obviously more serious, and if founded, could lead to legal action as well as suspensions for each player.
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/289980/pounceys-accused-of-assault-at-birthday-party
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This sort of belongs on here.
Jason Taylor's ditzy and annoying little sister got a gig on the morning sports radio show down here because NEPOTISM ! She's a total spoiled and annoying excrement and a total Heat shill with no sports knowledge. She literally cackles like a jackal
So I routinely troll and call her out on twitter and she ALWAYs responds or retweets me to try and sick her captain save a ho followers.
I recommend you do the same because she's ultra sensitive. Her name is Joy. Which is what I experience when I make her look stupid on the internet.
She was saying for weeks how Lebron would never leave Miami for Cleveland and calling every credible sports writer a joke. The past week or so since he left has been great
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As a side follow up, a couple of her followers tried to get personal/threatning/racist.
One of them stupidly had an avatar of himself on the balcony of his building , which was surprise! Right next to mine. I messaged him the name of his building and he got scared, didn't respond and blocked me.
Another one told me to kill myself and had his resume linked on his twitter. Emailed and Screenshoted his employer (ESPN deportes) and a few hours later after I knew they received it I sent a reply to him "naw, but you might when you lose your job for writing stupid things on the internet"
Lastly, another one of those jokers was a huge GoTs fan and talked about it all over his timeline but obviously didn't read the books. So my only response to him was every single book spoiler.
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I had a similar experience in 2010 and 2012. It's magical, enjoy it JFIF.
Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
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Damn. Remind me never to freak with JFIF.
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Damn. Remind me never to freak with JFIF.
Or half of this forum, really.
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JFIF hates Miami fans. I mean realllyyyyuy hates Miami fans,
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JFIF needs a hobby. A healthy one.
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JFIF needs a hobby. A healthy one.
It's not like he hurt any real people.
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As a side follow up, a couple of her followers tried to get personal/threatning/racist.
One of them stupidly had an avatar of himself on the balcony of his building , which was surprise! Right next to mine. I messaged him the name of his building and he got scared, didn't respond and blocked me.
Another one told me to kill myself and had his resume linked on his twitter. Emailed and Screenshoted his employer (ESPN deportes) and a few hours later after I knew they received it I sent a reply to him "naw, but you might when you lose your job for writing stupid things on the internet"
Lastly, another one of those jokers was a huge GoTs fan and talked about it all over his timeline but obviously didn't read the books. So my only response to him was every single book spoiler.
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JFIF needs a hobby. A healthy one.
Cocaine?
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Pouncey now expected to miss at least half of the season.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/23/mike-pouncey-now-expected-to-miss-two-months-of-season/
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freak him and his brother
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freak him and his brother
times a million
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2013 Miami OL highlight reel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZourGM6KRo
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bundle of sticks florio but...
@ProFootballTalk: Dolphins replacing Pro Bowl center with a guy who has never snapped http://t.co/YCxQHsStpj
Also lol
@JamesWalkerNFL: First two plays for #Dolphins' offense were a timeout and fumbled snap.
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bundle of sticks florio but...
@ProFootballTalk: Dolphins replacing Pro Bowl center with a guy who has never snapped http://t.co/YCxQHsStpj
Brings back bad memories of when Mangold went down
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Brings back bad memories of when Mangold went down
No
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No
Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?
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Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?
You're wrong poopchute:
The Schmuck had a name.
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Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?
Colin Baxter was a center
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Our schedule is tough this year, but fortunately Miami and Buffalo being in our division and injuring/failing themselves to death helps us.
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Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?
Caleb Schlauderaff or however you spell it.
Mangold was out for like a game and a half, and it was midseason.
And Schlauderaff was on the roster as the backup center
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Caleb Schlauderaff or however you spell it.
Mangold was out for like a game and a half, and it was midseason.
And Schlauderaff was on the roster as the backup center
<cough> <Cough> Post #713
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Our schedule is tough this year, but fortunately Miami and Buffalo being in our division and injuring/failing themselves to death helps us.
Pouncey, Jordan PED suspension, rookie RT.
Bills lost Pettine as DC and their best linebacker. Definitely some opportunities
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ArmandoSalguero: Stephen Ross says judging by enthusiasm at practice, there's a lot of enthusiasm.
Stephen Ross is basically Perd Hapley
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I'm excited about my excitement.
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Stephen Ross is basically Perd Hapley
Yogi Berra: When you get to the fork in the road, take it.
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I'm excited about my excrement.
^This is how I read that post.
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Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0730/nfl_dolphinsT_ps_400.jpg)
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Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0730/nfl_dolphinsT_ps_400.jpg)
Messed up they're made all those shirts to call Jonathan Martin a quitter
Notice how they wrote it the biggest too
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Just when I thought that team couldn't get gayer..........
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Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0730/nfl_dolphinsT_ps_400.jpg)
Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.
That team is such a fuckn' joke.
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Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.
That team is such a fuckn' joke.
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This looks like a good dress shirt option for the team.
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The comments on this are awesome.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669
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The comments on this are awesome.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669
I don't know what's better: the story or the comments. That's gold.
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I was dying reading the writeup, that was an excellent job.
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They decided to fire the less-deserving coordinator when last season ended, because Mike Sherman couldn't coach around Philbin's incompetent OL hire. Our fans cheered this because our fans are freaking stupid, completely oblivious to the fact that the defense is crumbling. I didn't think it would be possible for somebody to have Paul Soliai, Randy Starks, Olivier Vernon, and Jared Odrick as a rotating cast up front and look like excrement. Under Mike Nolan, they were a top-ten defense. They had near-perfect personnel to run the 3-4. So, of course, Coach Voldemort brings in Kevin Coyle to run the 4-3, and within a year they're freaking Wake Forest.
You can't even watch the game from your seat because it's so hot it feels like you're sitting in a person's mouth. As far as tailgating goes, you couldn't find a worse mix of loud drunk assholes and really LOUD, shitty EDM than at a Dolphins' tailgate.
Asking friends to go to the game (most of them live less than 20 minutes away from the stadium, mind you) elicits the same response as if you asked them to go pick up a hooker on a Tuesday afternoon for lunch- a mixture of shock, disgust, disappointment but mostly bewilderment.
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I have to say, their Jets one is pretty good too
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m
.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m
.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19
What the freak does this even mean?
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What the freak does this even mean?
Id assume illegal substances that arent PEDS
aka drugs
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Substances of abuse?
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Substances of abuse?
Substance ofs abuseseses.
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It's the Dolphins they probably mean semen.
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RT @ArmandoSalguero Joe Philbin declines to say whether Ryan Tannehill is going to start versus Oakland.
Hmm...
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RT @ArmandoSalguero Joe Philbin declines to say whether Ryan Tannehill is going to start versus Oakland.
Hmm...
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http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article2195072.html
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http://deadspin.com/the-dolphins-stadium-is-literally-built-on-an-indian-bu-1638547584
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Nice New England got a division loss down there before the wheels came off for Miami.
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As a side follow up, a couple of her followers tried to get personal/threatning/racist.
One of them stupidly had an avatar of himself on the balcony of his building , which was surprise! Right next to mine. I messaged him the name of his building and he got scared, didn't respond and blocked me.
Another one told me to kill myself and had his resume linked on his twitter. Emailed and Screenshoted his employer (ESPN deportes) and a few hours later after I knew they received it I sent a reply to him "naw, but you might when you lose your job for writing stupid things on the internet"
Lastly, another one of those jokers was a huge GoTs fan and talked about it all over his timeline but obviously didn't read the books. So my only response to him was every single book spoiler.
awesome
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How much longer before we start a loljets thread?
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How much longer before we start a loljets thread?
Go visit the game threads at TGG.
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Go visit the game threads at TGG.
tardjets.com
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tardjets.com
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I almost choked on a cough drop you poopchute. Haha.
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That's Petrozza
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http://deadspin.com/a-deadspin-investigation-into-ryan-tannehills-thumbs-1639370223
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the top comment is golden.
NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.
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What the freak does this even mean?
It means me and a majority if the board were wrong about him.
Then again Miami usually brings out the worst in people. I blame Dade County
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http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/10/12/6966181/aaron-rodgers-fake-spike-packers-dolphins
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http://gossipextra.com/2014/10/13/miami-dolphins-fans-fight-green-bay-packers-fans-4109/
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Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL 13m13 minutes ago
Knowshon Moreno is out for the season with a torn ACL http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000427228/article/miami-dolphins-at-a-crossroads-heading-into-crucial-showdown
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Can't stress this enough: freak the Dolphins.
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Can't stress this enough: freak the Dolphins.
X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000440591/article/dolphins-odrick-yells-at-coach-philbin-on-sideline
Odrick and Philbin getting into it. Probably sexual tension.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000440591/article/dolphins-odrick-yells-at-coach-philbin-on-sideline
Odrick and Philbin getting into it. Probably sexual tension.
i remember when 2/3 of TGG wanted the Jets to draft Odrick.
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Philbin is so boring
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I hope they make the playoffs and lose 55-3.
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I hope they make the playoffs and lose 55-3.
I hope they miss the playoffs
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Best result of my NFL Sunday was seeing them lose.
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Best result of my NFL Sunday was seeing them lose.
Really the only bright spot of the day.
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I was at a Jets bar with Puck down here in Florida. The loudest cheers in the place were for the Ravens as they were pulling away.
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 14s14 seconds ago
Dolphins owner with a big statement RT @DavidJNeal: #Dolphins Stephen Ross just said Philbin is coming back next season
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https://vine.co/v/OXvrztudLiD
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Terrence Fede, who blocked that punt to win the game, was drafted in the 7th round from Marist, where I played. Obviously they've stepped the program up from when I was there, I was glad he was drafted but hoping he would catch on with another team.
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Jeff Darlington
@JeffDarlington
After Clay scored with 2:49 left in 1st half, Mike Wallace came off the field and told Joe Philbin he no longer wanted to play in the game.
They can't cut him next year. $9.6 million dead money if they do.
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He's quite the bitch for being the third best WR on the freaking Dolphins.
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Shades of Santonio
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/07/dolphins-avoid-rooney-rule-violation-in-tannenbaum-hire-somehow/
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/07/dolphins-avoid-rooney-rule-violation-in-tannenbaum-hire-somehow/
The NFL really needs to get rid of that stupid Rooney Rule.
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The NFL really needs to get rid of that stupid Rooney Rule.
Agreed. It had a day it was important now it's just a hoop teams jump around to get what they need.
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The NFL really needs to get rid of black people.
Damn Tommy............
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Damn Tommy............
I want a league of Andy Daltons in every position.
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The NFL really needs to get rid of that stupid Rooney Rule.
Teams should have to work out a white NFL player before signing any black free agent.
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Tannenbaum on MTC said there's a plan in place for transition when talking about his representation of Dan Quinn.
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Tannenbaum on MTC said there's a plan in place for transition when talking about his representation of Dan Quinn.
The story keeps going back and forth. My feeling, based solely on inference from the multiple stories I have seen, is that the head of the agency wants Tannenbaum to see this process through. Whether that's because he wants to show stability for his organization while shopping one of the hottest candidates in the market, or anger that Tannenbaum basically shadowed his way into a new job, I don't know.
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http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2015/01/the-dolphins-could-keep-hartline-at-his-current-scheduled-73-million-cap-number-or-negotiate-a-pay-cut-for-cap-relief-or.html
The issue gets tricky with Wallace because making a decision on him is not soley a cap issue. As I and the NFL Network reported weeks ago, Wallace told his position coach and later repeated to his head coach that if he wasn't getting the football thrown to him, there was no need for him to play just prior to halftime of the season-finale against the New York Jets. This according to multiple team sources. Wallace has denied this.
But not only did he do it, I am told he did it previously, including in the 41-13 loss to the New England Patriots. Indeed, Wallace voiced this complaint to position coach Phil McGeoghan previously but the season-finale was the first time I know quarterback Ryan Tannehill was upset with Wallace about this matter (forcing him to complain to McGeoghan as pictured) and the first time the issue went all the way up to head coach Joe Philbin (as pictured below).
So the issue now is whether Philbin can keep Wallace on the team and keep the respect of the locker room at the same time -- knowing that dozens of players in the locker room, including the starting quarterback, are aware of what happened and are now looking to see whether Wallace gets away with it.
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Re: Quinn
Jason La CanforaVerified account
@JasonLaCanfora
Could end up replacing Joe Philbin next month, regardless of what the Dolphins are saying. Jets had that concern, at least to some degree
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So that idiot Ross is going to interview Quinn while still having Philbin installed as head coach. If I was Quinn I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot poll and I would be upfront about it too.
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So that idiot Ross is going to interview Quinn while still having Philbin installed as head coach. If I was Quinn I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot poll and I would be upfront about it too.
Jesus. These guys never learn.
They're not going to land Quinn, Philbin is gonna be pissed and they're probably gonna end up firing him this year.
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So that idiot Ross is going to interview Quinn while still having Philbin installed as head coach. If I was Quinn I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot poll and I would be upfront about it too.
I think it's hilarious.
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Rotoworld:
The Dolphins were reportedly high on Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema before hiring Joe Philbin in 2012, but the sides disagreed on whether Russell Wilson could be an NFL starter.
Per ace beat writer Armando Salguero, Ross was high on Bielema for the head-coaching job, but Bielema and the personnel department led by ex-GM Jeff Ireland hit a wall when Bielema suggested the Dolphins draft Wilson in the second round. Bielema allegedly even promised the Dolphins a Super Bowl within five years if they took Wilson, who was Bielema's quarterback at Wisconsin. "They all looked at me like, 'You can't say that.," Bielema said. "That's the difference between college and pro. He's undersized. He can't throw.' I was like, 'OK, all right,' and I honestly, that day, kind of pulled myself out of it." Ross ultimately convinced Ireland to draft Ryan Tannehill with the No. 8 overall pick. Wilson went to Seattle in the third round.
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The manor by which the Dolphins run their team is nothing short of hysterical.
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Let's just remember a certain now-defunct high-ranking member of our scouting department was jokingly referred to as Russell Bradway and ignored regarding his thoughts on Wilson before we start throwing stones.
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The manor by which the Dolphins run their team is nothing short of hysterical.
Does it have an ugly coat of paint and an unfinished garage ?
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Does it have an ugly coat of paint and an unfinished carport?
FTFY
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Let's just remember a certain now-defunct high-ranking member of our scouting department was jokingly referred to as Russell Bradway and ignored regarding his thoughts on Wilson before we start throwing stones.
Honestly can anyone blame the team for ignoring Bradway on this one?
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Rotoworld:
The Dolphins were reportedly high on Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema before hiring Joe Philbin in 2012, but the sides disagreed on whether Russell Wilson could be an NFL starter.
Per ace beat writer Armando Salguero, Ross was high on Bielema for the head-coaching job, but Bielema and the personnel department led by ex-GM Jeff Ireland hit a wall when Bielema suggested the Dolphins draft Wilson in the second round. Bielema allegedly even promised the Dolphins a Super Bowl within five years if they took Wilson, who was Bielema's quarterback at Wisconsin. "They all looked at me like, 'You can't say that.," Bielema said. "That's the difference between college and pro. He's undersized. He can't throw.' I was like, 'OK, all right,' and I honestly, that day, kind of pulled myself out of it." Ross ultimately convinced Ireland to draft Ryan Tannehill with the No. 8 overall pick. Wilson went to Seattle in the third round.
Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?
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Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?
yes
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Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?
Are you drunk?
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Wilson's all about efficiency, having the best defense and running game in the league
Tannenhill can at least hold his own
One things that for certain is that QB's who run alot (Wilson) seems to catch up with you eventually
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Wilson's all about efficiency, having the best defense and running game in the league
Tannenhill can at least hold his own
One things that for certain is that QB's who run alot (Wilson) seems to catch up with you eventually
Was this supposed to be a pun of some sort?
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Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?
kill yourself
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The lolphins made the cover of one of London's daily newspapers. They called them an "elite" team.
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Ndamukong Suh @DirtySuh 13m13 minutes ago
I can get fined a lot when I got $60 million in my pocket
nvm, not his.
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Ndamukong Suh @DirtySuh 13m13 minutes ago
I can get fined a lot when I got $60 million in my pocket
nvm, not his.
Still hilarious though
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Miami will be paying Suh almost $30M in 2016.
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Miami will be paying Suh almost $30M in 2016.
That is a fuckton of money
Too put that in perspective, assuming averages, we will pay everyone we signed yesterday less than that next season at $27 million.
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Miami will be paying Suh almost $30M in 2016.
But how much of that will be sent directly to the league office in fines? Preferably after both New England games.
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
Interested to learn the #Dolphins finished 2nd to the #Seahawks in the Jimmy Graham trade. MIA was aggressive in trying to upgrade at TE.
eat excrement
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That worked out really well for us. If the Phins got Graham he would be a big upgrade, and they would have let Clay walk for less money than what the Bills ended up giving him.
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That worked out really well for us. If the Phins got Graham he would be a big upgrade, and they would have let Clay walk for less money than what the Bills ended up giving him.
having to play both Graham and Gronk twice a year would've been dildos.
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having to play both Graham and Gronk twice a year would've been dildos.
I guess we'll see how Cameron works out for them.
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I guess we'll see how Cameron works out for them.
his brains are more scrambled than Welker's.
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having to play both Graham and Gronk twice a year would've been dildos.
I could see the phins offense being competitive with the Patriots had they had Graham
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I could see the phins offense being competitive with the Patriots had they had Graham
dcm mode engaged
The phins would've won the super bowl if they drafted Graham
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dcm mode engaged
The phins would've won the super bowl if they drafted Graham
They would certainly be one of the better teams in the afc.
Who else is there? Brady and Manning are getting up there in years, and the rest of the AFC sucks.
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lol. I was supposed to have beers with Bease last week. heard about this today on the radio
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and the rest of the AFC sucks.
You're right. The Colts are complete excrement.
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You're right. The Colts are complete excrement.
And Roethlisberger clearly demonstrated last season that he and that piece of excrement offense are in decline.
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You're right. The Colts are complete excrement.
Well they were extremely competitive against the Patriots in the playoffs.
So you are right
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Well they were extremely competitive against the Patriots in the playoffs.
So you are right
hang yourself
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Lol
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There's someone protesting Ross in Columbus Circle. Anyone know what this is about?
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There's someone protesting Ross in Columbus Circle. Anyone know what this is about?
No, but now I know that Stephen Ross lives at the Time Warner Centre.
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No, but now I know that Stephen Ross lives at the Time Warner Centre.
Funny thing is he owns the Miami Dolphins but lives in New York and Tampa ( I know a friend of his caddie). I think that's just hilarious.
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Here's the picture, couldn't get it to upload on Tapatalk before.
(http://i.imgur.com/gKTjOIm.jpg)
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I think it has more to do with The Related Companies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_M._Ross#The_Related_Companies
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I think it has more to do with The Related Companies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_M._Ross#The_Related_Companies
Well I figured it had nothing to do with the Phags, I was just eager to see what dirt could be dug up on Ross.
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This probably won't help but I know a few people that have dealt with Ross personally and they had nothing but good things to say.
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The Palm Beach Post reports the Dolphins are "close" to signing free agent Josh Freeman.
Not a bad option for a 3rd QB, but still lololol.
EDIT: They signed him. Lololol.
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The Palm Beach Post reports the Dolphins are "close" to signing free agent Josh Freeman.
Not a bad option for a 3rd QB, but still lololol.
EDIT: They signed him. Lololol.
No, that's a bad option.
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https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/586693530527010816
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Wow. Even I know that's way too much.
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One of the best centers in the game gets paid as the best center in the game? Doesn't seem massively unreasonable.
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One of the best centers in the game gets paid as the best center in the game? Doesn't seem massively unreasonable.
Stop defending the filthy fish.
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One of the best centers in the game gets paid as the best center in the game? Doesn't seem massively unreasonable.
Well he was involved in the bullying scandal, and his best friend is a psychopathic murderer for the Patriots
So I would say at the least it's a somewhat questionable move
Not to mention of all the positions on the OL I think I'd rather pay an elite tackle that kind of money than a center. We did it with Mangold and the only reason he was kind of worth it is because he's one of the best leaders on the team. Pouncey not so much
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Well he was involved in the bullying scandal, and his best friend is a psychopathic murderer for the Patriots
So I would say at the least it's a somewhat questionable move
Not to mention of all the positions on the OL I think I'd rather pay an elite tackle that kind of money than a center. We did it with Mangold and the only reason he was kind of worth it is because he's one of the best leaders on the team. Pouncey not so much
Their depth at interior OL is garbage , they need to keep him if they plan on building around Tannehill, or his successor if he's not extended
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Schefter: Dion Jordan, 3rd pick in 2013, is being suspended for 2015 season for another substance abuse policy violation, league sources told ESPN.
Bahahaha!!!!
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Also:
Schefter:
Interesting part is that Eagles and Dolphins were nearing a trade for Dion Jordan. Then came the diluted sample and suspension. So no deal.
I can't stop laughing.
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Here's some more details on Jordan:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000488501/article/dolphins-defender-dion-jordan-will-be-suspended-for-1-year
Dion Jordan's NFL career has taken another turn for the worse.
NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Tuesday that the Miami Dolphins pass rusher will be suspended for the 2015 season following another violation of the league's substance-abuse policy, according to two sources informed of his situation.
After Jordan's latest suspension was triggered by a diluted sample, Rapoport was told that the third-year defender will not appeal his suspension.
Jordan has racked up league-imposed punishments since Miami made the former Oregon star the No. 3 overall pick in 2013. He was suspended without pay for the first four games of last season for violating the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing substances. Jordan was subsequently suspended an additional four games for violating the league's substance-abuse policy.
We now know why Dolphins brass refused to acknowledge Jordan's status with the club during last week's pre-draft news conference. The pass rusher has been a no show at Miami's voluntary workout program.
Dion Jordan was often compared to Jason Taylor after joining Dolphins, which undersold one of JT's greatest assets: Dedication to the game.
Jordan has spent the majority of the past two seasons as a situational pass rusher and linebacker in speed packages. Despite just 46 tackles and three sacks over 26 games, he's earned more than $14 million in guaranteed money since the Dolphins swapped the 12th and 42nd overall picks to the Raiders in 2013 in exchange for Oakland's No. 3 selection.
ESPN reported that Miami and Philadelphia were nearing a trade for Jordan. That deal is obviously off the table now and we don't expect another team -- even Chip Kelly's Eagles -- to come calling after a player facing so many pressing questions.
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If he ain't appealing he done did it.
Dumb mother fucker.
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Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a coke addiction.
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Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a coke addiction.
Him and Colt Lyerla probably get along then
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Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a coke addiction.
Where did you hear that?
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Where did you hear that?
Dolphins fans on a website called reddit.com
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I know where he lives, I just mailed him an 8-ball.
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I know where he lives, I just mailed him an 8-ball.
Play poop dollar in front of his house
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Bust. We all thought Miami raped Oakland in that trade.
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Bust. We all thought Miami raped Oakland in that trade.
Would have been trade rape if they got a decent player.
Good thing they didn't take Richardson or Ansah.
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Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.
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Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.
Yeah, I think we all would have sported wood if we got him at the time. Bullet...dodged.
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Yeah, I think we all would have sported wood if we got him at the time. Bullet...dodged.
I want to say Rex would have got something out of him, but, you know, Coples.
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I want to say Rex would have got something out of him, but, you know, Coples.
Why do you hate Rex so much?
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Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.
Dion Jordan is the quintessential "never going to make it" player because of his coke (apparently) problem. Didn't matter who took him, or where he went, his habit was always going to take control of his life. Unless of course he was introduced to it by a guy in miamis lockerroom...
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Dion Jordan is the quintessential "never going to make it" player because of his coke (apparently) problem. Didn't matter who took him, or where he went, his habit was always going to take control of his life. Unless of course he was introduced to it by a guy in miamis lockerroom...
He sucks Tannehill off for some crack rock.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495742/article/report-dolphins-caleb-sturgis-injured-playing-kickball
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495742/article/report-dolphins-caleb-sturgis-injured-playing-kickball
Can't get more "lol" than that.
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DeVante Parker just had surgery on his foot.
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Can't get more "lol" than that.
It would be a lot funnier if it was a player that mattered
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Can't get more "lol" than that.
It happened to me
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http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/07/miami-dolphins-jerseys-instagram/
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The crotch thing is funny, but the throwbacks are sweet.
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-miami-dolphins-1723928510
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http://deadspin.com/here-watch-joe-philbin-get-down-in-a-white-tuxedo-1725882143
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If we had a NotTheOnion thread this would also fit nicely there.
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-lamichael-james-wants-to-go-by-lamike-090115
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http://dailysnark.com/ndamukong-suh-deliberately-kick-alfred-morris-head/
Suh kicks Morris in the head after a play knocking off his helmet/face mask
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http://dailysnark.com/ndamukong-suh-deliberately-kick-alfred-morris-head/
Suh kicks Morris in the head after a play knocking off his helmet/face mask
He's a scumbag.
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That looked pretty deliberate, not to hurt, just to annoy.
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It would cripple the Fins pretty significantly if the Suh signing ends up blowing up in their faces
And if this was deliberate (and something comes of it) it could be the beginning of that
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I saw the replay of the Suh kick. He probably did it on purpose, but it wasn't a big enough deal to worry about. To me, it was equivalent to holding a guy down after you tackle him. But maybe I didn't see the right angle of it.
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That isn't a big deal at all. That kind of stuff happens all the time.
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It wasn't anything like as egregious as the Buffalo player punching the guy in the grill.
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It wasn't anything like as egregious as the Buffalo player punching the guy in the grill.
Or this:
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Report: Ndamukong Suh ignored coach’s play calls in loss to Jaguars http://t.co/opFMTx5bdd http://t.co/OWftt50X5S
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Fire up the controversy!
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Dolphins trade CB Will Davis to Ravens
http://t.co/Bz8qxTDU7Z
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Dolphins got Haynesworthed
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Not sure how this didnt make this thread but
http://dailysnark.com/miami-dolphins-cb-brent-grimes-wife-miko-arrested-dolphins-bills-game/
its pretty lolworthy
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Not sure how this didnt make this thread but
http://dailysnark.com/miami-dolphins-cb-brent-grimes-wife-miko-arrested-dolphins-bills-game/
its pretty lolworthy
this isn't unexpected, that lady is legitimately crazy.
I enjoy watching Ryan Tannehill play, it's funny how phin fans think he is a franchise QB b/c he dumps off a ton of passes and has a high comp %.
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Tannenhill was awful but then again that entire team stunk up the joint, wow they were brutal. I only watched the 1st half because that game was hot garbage.
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^ I saw that last night and laughed
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Will Regis Philbin survive the bye week?
There was talk of him being fired at the end of last season and more talk in the Miami and national media last week about the possibility of impulsive Ross-o the Clown excrement canning Philbin if the team got whupped by the Jets in London
Will he survive the bye week?
Discuss
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I think he gets canned by noon, otherwise he'll make it through the season.
Sidebar: Todd Bowles has the best winning percentage out of any Miami head coach.
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I think he gets canned by noon, otherwise he'll make it through the season.
Sidebar: Todd Bowles has the best winning percentage out of any Miami head coach.
If he isn't canned coming off the flight today, it won't happen.
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I think its too early in the season to fire him
They're 1-3, the season is still salvageable
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I think its too early in the season to fire him
They're 1-3, the season is still salvageable
The season might be salvageable for them if they.fire Philbin. A random group of us could probably get more production from suh and wake.
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The season might be salvageable for them if they.fire Philbin. A random group of us could probably get more production from suh and wake.
I have a buddy that knows a player or 2 and there's not an outright mutiny but they have mostly tuned him out. He really is a human Quaalude (taken from a magnificent tag in a different thread).
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I think its too early in the season to fire him
They're 1-3, the season is still salvageable
It's not that they are losing it's that they are showing no life as well. The only reason he may not get fired is that there isn't a suitable replacement.
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It's not that they are losing it's that they are showing no life as well. The only reason he may not get fired is that there isn't a suitable replacement.
They match the coach.
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I have a buddy that knows a player or 2 and there's not an outright mutiny but they have mostly tuned him out. He really is a human Quaalude (taken from a magnificent tag in a different thread).
Is it junc?
Wait, nevermind. You said knows a player or two, not plays basketball and pickup football with a player or two.
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Is it junc?
Wait, nevermind. You said knows a player or two, not plays basketball and pickup football with a player or two.
I don't play pickup football, I meet many football players/coaches, etc... through work. I play pickup basketball w/ many current/former NBA/college players and have also played w/ some NFL players. Please file that away in your notes.
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Julius Peppers went to my high school. Yeah.
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Julius Peppers went to my high school. Yeah.
it's not something I brought up, I don't really like to talk about it.
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Adam Schefter:
As of last night, the Dolphins were preparing to fire head coach Joe Philbin, per league sources. Dolphins owner Stephen Ross always could change his mind, but the organization was preparing to make a move as soon as today, per sources. Should Ross follow through with his plan, Dolphins tight ends coach Dan Campbell would be the leading candidate to become the interim head coach and replace Philbin.
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firing a coach week 4, oh man.
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421253/rexlol_medium.gif)
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I prefer Philbin, he sucks.
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Philbin just got fired officially per everyone.
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firing a coach week 4, oh man.
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421253/rexlol_medium.gif)
There must be more behind the scenes than just a few loses.
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it's not something I brought up, I don't really like to talk about it.
What...you brought it up in the other thread. No one forced you to make up some vague lie.
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Peppers actually did go to my high school though. I wasn't lying.
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Rand Getlin @Rand_Getlin
Multiple sources tell me #Dolphins' players have a strong affinity for Campbell. One player: "everybody loves him". They welcome the change.
Rand is a pretentious name. Kind of like Chaz.
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I prefer Philbin, he sucks.
this
I don't want anyone to put out the tire fire.
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this
I don't want anyone to put out the tire fire.
Rex will hire Philbin and send him out as a team captain against the Dolphins.
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this
I don't want anyone to put out the tire fire.
As long as Kevin Coyle continues to be their DC they will continue to be a walkover for any halfway competent offense.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQkLPYmWsAI1VHD.jpg)
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Ah Wannstedt. The good old days when Dolphins management just forced coaches to quit instead of actually firing them midseason.
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What...you brought it up in the other thread. No one forced you to make up some vague lie.
I was told something about hockey players being better athletes b/c one of the posters played pickup games w/ them and they told me I don't play w/ NBA caliber players. I was simply setting the record straight. You can choose to believe me or not, doesn't matter to me. I don't make anything up.
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Ah Wannstedt. The good old days when Dolphins management just forced coaches to quit instead of actually firing them midseason.
dolphin fans hated Wannstedt but they'd kill for a coach w/ as much "success" as he had w/ them.
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I was told something about hockey players being better athletes b/c one of the posters played pickup games w/ them and they told me I don't play w/ NBA caliber players. I was simply setting the record straight. You can choose to believe me or not, doesn't matter to me. I don't make anything up.
Well because no one really believes you. They know my stories are real.
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It's official, Philbin gone
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Well because no one really believes you. They know my stories are real.
I don't care if you believe me, any time you want to come up and play let me know.
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I don't care if you believe me, any time you want to come up and play let me know.
I haven't played basketball since I was 12, I think the sport sucks, so I don't give a excrement enough to waste my time.
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Ooooooooooooh
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I suck and not a big fan of
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But it's still pretty fun to play
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I haven't played basketball since I was 12, I think the sport sucks, so I don't give a excrement enough to waste my time.
all you had to say was you aren't athletic enough to play it rather than insult the sport.
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all you had to say was you aren't athletic enough to play it rather than insult the sport.
Great if you say that your lie about playing with NBA players was your attempt to win an argument.
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I am sad he is gone, truly:
It was an extremely tense week in London surrounding the Miami Dolphins prior to them being embarrassed by the New York Jets and subsequently firing coach Joe Philbin upon their return to the United States.
Frustrations have been mounting for weeks, and escalated Saturday during practice prior to the game. Philbin has also been struggling on how to handle his franchise quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, who had been rattled even in practice sessions.
On Saturday during practice, Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: “Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy.”
Sources say this has been going on for the past few weeks as the practice squad players have been intercepting Tannehill and frustrating the former Texas A&M wide receiver turned quarterback.
Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback’s confidence.
However, that didn’t prove to be an effective strategy.
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I suck and not a big fan of
No argument here.
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Great if you say that your lie about playing with NBA players was your attempt to win an argument.
I don't lie and if I was going to I certainly wouldn't lie to prove something as simple as basketball players being more athletic than hockey players.
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I don't lie and if I was going to I certainly wouldn't lie to prove something as simple as basketball players being more athletic than hockey players.
This is like one person saying to another, " I bet you 50 bucks I can stop gambling". Of course you don't.
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My favorite quote.
"Philbin met with Ross on Sunday in London after the Dolphins' 27-14 loss to the New York Jets, and said afterward that he was confident in his job security. Ross, however, had other thoughts once the team returned to the United States."
Sums up that ownership in one paragraph
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This is like one person saying to another, " I bet you 50 bucks I can stop gambling". Of course you don't.
you got me, I am lying to try to impress people I don't know on an anonymous message board.
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you got me, I am lying to try to impress people I don't know on an anonymous message board.
Cool, I stopped playing basketball at 12 because the neighborhood kids were way too athletic, all 10 of us that stopped playing the sport......................... because we liked Hockey way more.
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I am sad he is gone, truly:
What article ? That's hilarious.
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What article ? That's hilarious.
Sorry
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/sources-say-tension-with-dolphins-had-been-mounting-for-weeks-in-practice/ (http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/sources-say-tension-with-dolphins-had-been-mounting-for-weeks-in-practice/)
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Cool, I stopped playing basketball at 12 because the neighborhood kids were way too athletic, all 10 of them that stopped playing the sport......................... because we liked Hockey way more.
I don't blame you for playing a sport most kids don't play in this Country.
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I don't blame you for playing a sport most kids don't play in this Country.
Your tacit approval made my day, thanks.
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ryan tannehill getting picked by practice squad players. ;D
it's clearly all about coaching.
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Your tacit approval made my day, thanks.
anything for you
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Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback’s confidence.
That's fantastic
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Rex will hire Philbin and send him out as a team captain against the Dolphins.
Underrated post
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Underrated post
then dump Gatorade on him when they beat Miami? ;D
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http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/5/9454861/these-ryan-tannehill-quotes-from-dolphins-practice-are-just
Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback's confidence.
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I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him. I think we are at 21.
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I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him. I think we are at 21.
Wait, what happened? Link?
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I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him. I think we are at 21.
(http://phinsordie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ryan_tannehill_nose_picking.jpg)
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I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him. I think we are at 21.
I don't think that can be posted enough ;D
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As long as Kevin Coyle continues to be their DC they will continue to be a walkover for any halfway competent offense.
God damn it.
http://phinphanatic.com/2015/10/05/breaking-miami-dolphins-to-fire-kevin-coyle-too/
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Coyle was their DC 2 years ago though, right? they had a very good D in 2013. they missed the playoffs b/c their "franchise" QB led them to 7 pts total in the last 2 games against 2 non playoff bound teams needing 1 win to make the playoffs.
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Dennis Hickey is the last person in America to figure out that Suh was gonna get paid and retire.
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Dennis Hickey is the last person in America to figure out that Suh was gonna get paid and retire.
Something something, Warren Buffet.
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finheaven has crashed. I wanted to dance in the flames
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The did lose Kacy Rodgers after we stole him off their coaching staff. I'd imagine he's a big reason why their d-line was so good last season.
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The did lose Kacy Rodgers after we stole him off their coaching staff. I'd imagine he's a big reason why their d-line was so good last season.
Todd Bowles knows how to hire assistant coaches.
#FireRex
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Todd Bowles knows how to hire assistant coaches.
#FireRex
Jeff Weeks
#KeepRex
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Todd Bowles knows how to hire assistant coaches.
#FireRex
I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.
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I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.
agreed, the sample size is still miniscule.
However...being 3-1 doesn't hurt. Considering the dumpster fire that was last season.
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I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.
Gotta be the longest stretch we have gone without a disastrous trick play in the middle of a decent drive in a few years.
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I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.
I love Gailey so far, he's done an outstanding job.
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The juries out on Gailey? He's been a successful OC for several teams. It's as an HC that he's been meh.
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Gotta be the longest stretch we have gone without a disastrous trick play in the middle of a decent drive in a few years.
If we're judging the success of an OC by whether he's better than Schottenheimer and Sparano, then I'd agree that Gailey is doing fine. I think we can probably use a slightly more exacting yardstick than that though, and going five wide on 2nd and 3 when we've been absolutely destroying the opposition in the run game doesn't strike me as smart. I understand that it makes the short pass over the middle easier but I'm not convinced that we're doing a great job of consistently finding the favoured match up in the five wide sets - it's invariably a force to Marshall regardless of coverage.
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I've been happy with Gailey thus far. Sure, he's made some bonehead calls, but that's expected with any OC.
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If we're judging the success of an OC by whether he's better than Schottenheimer and Sparano, then I'd agree that Gailey is doing fine. I think we can probably use a slightly more exacting yardstick than that though, and going five wide on 2nd and 3 when we've been absolutely destroying the opposition in the run game doesn't strike me as smart. I understand that it makes the short pass over the middle easier but I'm not convinced that we're doing a great job of consistently finding the favoured match up in the five wide sets - it's invariably a force to Marshall regardless of coverage.
Have we seen any play action passes?
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So apparently that whole Tannehill practice squad stuff may not be true. I'm going to assume it's true anyway.
Jeff Darlington: Good luck finding a Dolphins player to corroborate that Tannehill said anything about a paycheck during practice. You won't. Just an agent.
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Have we seen any play action passes?
Not to my recollection. I'm also a little confused by the refusal to use tight ends as anything other than auxiliary linemen, I know our tight ends suck but if the defense knows there's zero chance of them being a receiver in the playbook then you might as well put a sixth lineman out there and have him report eligible.
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Not to my recollection. I'm also a little confused by the refusal to use tight ends as anything other than auxiliary linemen, I know our tight ends suck but if the defense knows there's zero chance of them being a receiver in the playbook then you might as well put a sixth lineman out there and have him report eligible.
Protection has been solid, so far that's been working I guess. Less options for Fitz but also less chance of sack or IT caused by pressure.
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Fitz needs to develop that chemistry with Devin Smith before the Play Action will bear fruit. Those 2 clearly aren't on the same page yet.
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Protection has been solid, so far that's been working I guess. Less options for Fitz but also less chance of sack or IT caused by pressure.
Protection has been excellent, and even when it has broken down Fitz has shown really good awareness. No complaints there. I'm just a little concerned that Gailey's scheme is a bit predictable.
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So apparently that whole Tannehill practice squad stuff may not be true. I'm going to assume it's true anyway.
Why would some agent make it up? Who benefits?
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Why would some agent make it up? Who benefits?
Philbin's agent maybe?
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So apparently that whole Tannehill practice squad stuff may not be true. I'm going to assume it's true anyway.
That immediately set off my bullshit alarm when I saw it. I don't know dick about tannehill as a person but that just seemed over the top douchey.
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one of their beat writers backed the story. I am sure, as w/ most stories, that there are elements of truth and parts that stretched the truth.
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Philbin's agent maybe?
How does that help Philbin?
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I imagine the practice squad guys may have been overly celebrating the picks or talking a bit of trash. Not that would excuse what he said, but I imagine it went down in that vein.
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How does that help Philbin?
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Trying to stir excrement up to deflect blame? I dunno.
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I dunno, makes him look even worst in my opinion.
He asked PS guys to not be so tough on his starting QB? I'd fire him for that alone.
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FWIW, the tweet basically said no one would corroborate the story, not that it wasn't true. Why would anyone admit to that? That's a good way to be on the early outs with your new coach who appears to value discipline a lot more than his predecessor.
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Lebatard show talking about Dan Campbell is hilarious. I suggest listening to today's podcast
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Lebatard show talking about Dan Campbell is hilarious. I suggest listening to today's podcast
Thanks, I'll pass.
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Thanks, I'll pass.
Thanks for volunteering that.
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DaVante Parker re-injured his foot in a game where he only played four snaps.
Cameron Wake also tore his Achilles
RIP
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That was so sad to watch. At least we put up a fight.
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So Adam schefter is talking about the Dolphins likely cutting Wake after this season since it will save them almost 9 million in cap space
Between Bowles and Kacy Rogers is it safe to say the Jets should be the favorite to sign him?
I mean he will be turning 34 and coming off an achilles injury...
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You answered your own question, 34 coming of Achilles injury.
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So Adam schefter is talking about the Dolphins likely cutting Wake after this season since it will save them almost 9 million in cap space
Between Bowles and Kacy Rogers is it safe to say the Jets should be the favorite to sign him?
I mean he will be turning 34 and coming off an achilles injury...
No. Stop.
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No. Stop.
What about Jason Taylor?
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I assume Wake would come cheap because he's 34 and coming off an Achilles. I think he would absolutely be worth looking into, and we could treat him as a better version of Babin. That said, I wouldn't give him much guaranteed, if anything. He was only being used on passing downs this season.
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No. Stop.
This isn't me playing madden here.
The guy was an elite talent, who played for both our HC and DC.
It's by no means a stretch to assume we might show interest in him.
Give him elite money no freaking way, but use him to replace Pace at slightly more money? That's an interesting prospect
Hell even like a 2 year 7 or 8 million dollar contract and stash him on the PUP next year has potential
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https://vine.co/v/iBIWnYhLdhK/embed/simple
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25394175/report-suh-told-teammates-theyre-not-good-enough-to-play-with-him
According to NFL.com's Ian Rapoport, Suh called out his defensive teammates this week and basically blamed them for the team's defensive struggles. Suh even went as far to say that some of his teammates aren't good enough to play with him.
"I'm told [Suh] told them: 'I run this defense, I'm going to be here for the next five years, there is no guarantee any of you will be as well. Only a handful of guys are good enough to play with me right now,'" Rapoport said, via NFL.com.
Not only did Suh call out his teammates, but apparently he also called out the team's defensive coaching staff.
"He also said the schemes were not good enough, the techniques were not enough and everyone needed to be better," Rapoport said. "He said 'follow me.'"
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25394175/report-suh-told-teammates-theyre-not-good-enough-to-play-with-him
After their stellar defensive performance today, I hope they all turn on him
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After their stellar defensive performance today, I hope they all turn on him
I hope they continue to "follow him"
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I hope they continue to "follow him"
This
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Giacomini tossing his whiny derriere to the ground on Ivory's long TD run was great.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 9m9 minutes ago
Dolphins QB coach Zac Taylor is Miami's new offensive coordinator, per source. Replaces fired OC Bill Lazor.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 9m9 minutes ago
Dolphins QB coach Zac Taylor is Miami's new offensive coordinator, per source. Replaces fired OC Bill Lazor.
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hahahahaha
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25393773/report-serious-rift-brewing-with-dolphins-over-ryan-tannehill
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Steve Ross' soap opera continues
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But E said he was a good QB and I just couldn't admit it because I like the Jets after he got that stupid contract.
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But E said he was a good QB and I just couldn't admit it because I like the Jets after he got that stupid contract.
He is a good QB.
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Tannehill has the tools but is not a good QB. That is not to say he cannot be a good QB but so far through almost 4 years he has not been good.
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Tannehill has the tools but is not a good QB. That is not to say he cannot be a good QB but so far through almost 4 years he has not been good.
He was very good last season.
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He was very good last season.
he was very good #s wise but put him in a tough spot or a big game and he disappears. he was mediocre last year though his #s were very good.
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During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.
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During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.
Philadelphia should try to get Tannehill
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During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.
he is a reason they suck. They keep trying to bring talent around him and he keeps failing. 2 years ago the Miami D was very good and tried to carry him to postseason and he wouldn't let them. Miami has talent, we can discuss coaching but they have had playoff caliber talent the last 2-3 years.
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Philadelphia should try to get Tannehill
doesn't Miami run a version of Chip's O? and not very well.
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doesn't Miami run a version of Chip's O? and not very well.
That's what people think, but it's false. Lazor was only with Kelly for a season.
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but they have had playoff caliber talent the last 2-3 years.
not on offense...
their offensive line is absolutely terrible
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He was very good last season.
All his passes travel 3 yards.
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All his passes travel 3 yards.
And he still threw for over 4000 yards
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not on offense...
their offensive line is absolutely terrible
it's not great but nowhere near as bad as people think.
And he still threw for over 4000 yards
how many of those yards in meaningless situations? how many short passes turned into long ones w/ great effort from his WRs? he threw for 4,000 w/ almost 600 pass attempts. prorate Geno's 2014 #s to 590 attempts and he is over 4,000 yds too.
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Nyjunc, they mentioned during the game that Tannehill has been sacked more times in the last 4 years than any other QB in that timespan. The idea that Miami's OLine is nowhere near as bad as people think is just wrong. They are bottom-of-the-barrel bad.
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Nyjunc, they mentioned during the game that Tannehill has been sacked more times in the last 4 years than any other QB in that timespan. The idea that Miami's OLine is nowhere near as bad as people think is just wrong. They are bottom-of-the-barrel bad.
all sacks are not on the OL, he throws a lot and so there are more chances to get sacked. Miami's OL has been mediocre, he has had good enough talent around him to win- to at least get into the playoffs. 2 years ago his D was really good, they needed to beat us or Buf the last 2 weeks to make the playoffs. Ryan led his O to 7 pts TOTAL which included a 20-7 loss to us when he wasn't touched by our D the entire game.
Last year his D was brutal the 2nd half so I don't blame him for Miami missing the playoffs BUT in the 2 biggest games of the season in regards to playoff position he led his O to 13 pts each game. certainly better than 3.5 per game but still awful.
He has ability, I wouldn't give up on him yet(they will after next year if he still hasn't improved) but eh will be going into year 5 w/ his 3rd OC(both fired mainly b/c of him), his 2nd HC and they have completely rebuilt the O around him twice. at some point they may want to look at the QB instead of trying to fix everything around him.
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During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.
I have a mental image of gameday in the Fool household.
During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB
I said it to my son during the game: the only way the Jets are going to get Marshall going is for Fitz to start throwing some jump balls to him
I said to my son at the time "That is how this team feels when Geno is in."
I even commented to my son in the last couple of starts that something "looked off" with him.
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all sacks are not on the OL...
See:
Smith, Geno
O'Brien, Ken
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See:
Smith, Geno
O'Brien, Ken
exactly.
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Some guy named Rand:
I'm told #Dolphins WR Rishard Matthews suffered multiple fractured ribs yesterday against the #Jets. No clear timetable for his return.
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Some guy named Rand:
I'm told #Dolphins WR Rishard Matthews suffered multiple fractured ribs yesterday against the #Jets. No clear timetable for his return.
that play set the tone for the game. we abused Miami, they were soft as could be after that hit.
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Some guy named Rand:
I'm told #Dolphins WR Rishard Matthews suffered multiple fractured ribs yesterday against the #Jets. No clear timetable for his return.
Classless hit
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Calvin Pryor should get a lifetime ban.
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Tannehill reminds me of Cutler and Stafford. They have all the physical tools and have games where they make you think they're great but can never put it together for a full season, missing the playoffs along the way
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@JordanRaanan: Recently released #Giants DE Damontre Moore was claimed off waivers by #dolphins, per source
Dolphins get better and dumber
mike garafolo:
So Damontre Moore joins Quinton Coples as former pass rushers from NY teams looking for a fresh start in Miami.
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Dolphins get better and dumber
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Gotta admit they got some mega freaking talent up front.
I guess the question is what happens when you take guys like Moore and Coples and pair them up with Suh's "leadership"
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At first I wanted the Giants to lose because Miami had nothing to gain from a win. But after my basketball game when we got to a TV and I saw Shula, Marino and all those jerkoffs, I was happy the Giants beat them. And that doesn't happen often, Super Bowl 42 was probably the last time.
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this is hilarious
Armando Salguero
@ArmandoSalguero
Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.
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this is hilarious
Armando Salguero
@ArmandoSalguero
Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.
that is odd.
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this is hilarious
Armando Salguero
@ArmandoSalguero
Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.
Not surprised. I turned the game on in progress when the Giants were driving for a TD. Until they started talking about the weather I assumed it was a Giants home game based on the crowd reaction.
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this is hilarious
Armando Salguero
@ArmandoSalguero
Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.
I'm sure they'll simply sell those seats next season to their extensive waiting li.... oh.
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I'm sure they'll simply sell those seats next season to their extensive waiting li.... oh.
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The old "Orange Out".
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The old "Orange Out".
that's the pre-renovation, now they have an aqua out
(http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/87bcuq/picture32779185/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/919%20Dolphins%20vs%20Atlanta%20083)
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this is hilarious
Armando Salguero
@ArmandoSalguero
Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.
I wonder how much bad coke he does on a daily basis just to keep halfway interested in that tire fire.
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I wonder how much bad coke he does on a daily basis just to keep halfway interested in that tire fire.
The Herald just kind of keeps him around at this point. Beasley is the main guy and even Greg Cote still writes about them
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that's the pre-renovation, now they have an aqua out
(http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/87bcuq/picture32779185/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/919%20Dolphins%20vs%20Atlanta%20083)
LOL with their attendance they do need TV friendly colored seats.
Remember how bad our 90s December games looked at Giants Stadium with the red seats everywhere?
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LOL with their attendance they do need TV friendly colored seats.
Remember how bad our 90s December games looked at Giants Stadium with the red seats everywhere?
I remember, I was one of the few covering up the red/blue seats ;D
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I remember, I was one of the few covering up the red/blue seats ;D
This is from the history thread, Christmas Eve 1995:
Saints at Jets, 1995:
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This is from the history thread, Christmas Eve 1995:
Saints at Jets, 1995:
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I was there, eerily similar to the 1992 game which I think was the day after Christmas against NO. I remember sitting on the 50 a few rows behind the Jet bench.
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I was there, eerily similar to the 1992 game which I think was the day after Christmas against NO. I remember sitting on the 50 a few rows behind the Jet bench.
Yeah, was at both. I remember the 1992 game walking right down to the bottom of the lower tier by the wall. I think Jeff Blake played in that game, most everyone was hurt and done for the year--O'Brien, McNeil, Hector, was the end of the line for all those guys as Jets.
My friend and I were drinking out of fake binoculars that you could put booze in, the lens caps served as shot glasses.
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What type of gay bundle of sticks wizardry is this?
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What type of gay bundle of sticks wizardry is this?
It's Brent Grimes' wife on Twitter.
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It's Brent Grimes' wife on Twitter.
His wife's name is Miko?
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His wife's name is Miko?
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hahahahahahahaha
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that hoe needs to be put on a leash
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She makes Charity Washington look chilled.
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Can we get her on our site?
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Just googled her and saw that she was arrested at a game earlier this year and according to one of the beat writers she hates the team has called Grimes in at least 5 times this season to try to get him to chill her out.
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She's hilarious
Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk
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hahahahahahahaha
I love that they sensored freak, but not ejaculates or jizz
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The imagery of the baby birds is hilarious.
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Dennis Hickey and the Dolphins have agreed to part ways. Hopefully Tanny continues to ruin that franchise.
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Is Hickey the guy that they got from Tampa who everyone was expecting to be fired by the Buccs?
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Is Hickey the guy that they got from Tampa who everyone was expecting to be fired by the Buccs?
Yes, they hired him after everyone else refused to take the job.
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Didn't they just hire the freaking guy?
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Didn't they just hire the freaking guy?
Lasted a few days longer than Idzik. When you know you fucked up, it's best just to move on rather than clinging desperately to the hope that maybe somehow it will magically work out.
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Lasted a few days longer than Idzik. When you know you fucked up, it's best just to move on rather than clinging desperately to the hope that maybe somehow it will magically work out.
The Suh move probably doesnt help
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That second tweet is amazing. It made me chuckle out loud even though I hate everything right now.
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I believe that this link may just close this post, it's done. It won't get more lolphins than this.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/03/dolphins-owner-stephen-ross-sees-super-bowls-plural/
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I believe that this link may just close this post, it's done. It won't get more lolphins than this.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/03/dolphins-owner-stephen-ross-sees-super-bowls-plural/
after hiring college scouting head Chris Grier to serve as their new General Manager under Mike Tannenbaum.
Their new GM is going to work under Tannenbaum ?
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Same as the last one did. He's the team President.
Still, how can he fail when he's working for "the first class organization in the National Football League"? (BTW Stephen, that doesn't even make sense.)
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Their new GM is going to work under Tannenbaum ?
He's not the GM, though several members of our site have struggled to understand that. Exec VP of Football Operations.
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He's not the GM, though several members of our site have struggled to understand that. Exec VP of Football Operations.
To be fair to dcm, which I don't like to be, he's right. The article says that Chris Grier is the new GM working under Tanny.
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To be fair to dcm, which I don't like to be, he's right. The article says that Chris Grier is the new GM working under Tanny.
The "he" in my post is referring to Tanny. dcm is confused because he thought Tanny was the GM.
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The "he" in my post is referring to Tanny. dcm is confused because he thought Tanny was the GM.
I don't understand what you're talking about. I'm just going to back out of this thread now.
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The "he" in my post is referring to Tanny. dcm is confused because he thought Tanny was the GM.
No
It said the new GM was going to work under Tanny
As in Tanny would be in charge of the new GM
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No
It said the new GM was going to work under Tanny
As in Tanny would be in charge of the new GM
And you were either confused by that information or you just randomly excrement out question marks at the end of sentences.
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Does this go into an LOLBucs thread or here?
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/1/7/10728474/lovie-smith-fired-buccaneers-dolphins-dirk-koetter
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Ryan Tannehill is a good QB and if we weren't Jets fans we could just admit that by now.
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Ryan Tannehill is a good QB and if we weren't Jets fans we could just admit that by now.
If you really think he's the problem on that team, you need to jump into the fire with junc.
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If you really think he's the problem on that team, you need to jump into the fire with junc.
I hear whispers he's an poopchute and is part of the problem.
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I hear whispers he's an poopchute and is part of the problem.
The stuff he did with their practice squad/scout team is pretty shitty, but he's still a good player with a lot of upside.
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Ryan Tannehill is piece of excrement but if you put him on any team with a competent coaching staff he's probably a top 10 QB.
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I thought he was a huge reach when he was drafted but he's exceeded my expectations.
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Tannehill is a good QB I think, but there are so many good QBs in the league today that he's essentially average.
First tier you have the elites: Brady, Manning (although he is no longer that guy), Rodgers, Manziel, Brees, Roethlisberger.
Second tier you have the guys that are on their way to being elite or on the outside looking in for various reasons: Rivers, Palmer, Cam, Luck, Wilson, Eli, Romo.
Then you have the group of guys that are your franchise QBs with various flaws: Matt Ryan, Stafford, Cutler, Flacco, Dalton, Bortles, Carr, etc.
Tannehill is imo towards the tail end of that group
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Tannehill is a good QB I think, but there are so many good QBs in the league today that he's essentially average.
First tier you have the elites: Brady, Manning (although he is no longer that guy), Rodgers, Manziel, Brees, Roethlisberger.
Second tier you have the guys that are on their way to being elite or on the outside looking in for various reasons: Rivers, Palmer, Cam, Luck, Wilson, Eli, Romo.
Then you have the group of guys that are your franchise QBs with various flaws: Matt Ryan, Stafford, Cutler, Flacco, Dalton, Bortles, Carr, etc.
Tannehill is imo towards the tail end of that group
Cam Newton is elite. He's most likely going to win MVP.
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Cam Newton is elite. He's most likely going to win MVP.
The list isn't concrete but imo he needs to either win the Superbowl or do this for one more year. Palmer, Rivers, Wilson, Cam, and Luck are on the cusp
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The list isn't concrete but imo he needs to either win the Superbowl or do this for one more year. Palmer, Rivers, Wilson, Cam, and Luck are on the cusp
Have you seen how shitty Cam's supporting cast is?
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Have you seen how shitty Cam's supporting cast is?
Fine Cam Newton is Elite. Does that really matter so much?
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Fine Cam Newton is Elite. Does that really matter so much?
Yes.
Thanks.
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A more important question: how is Jonathan Football elite?
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A more important question: how is Jonathan Football elite?
I'm pretty sure that was his way of finding out if anyone actually read his list.
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A more important question: how is Jonathan Football elite?
Did you see the way he rolls a twenty spot yo? Like a champ bro.
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According to the Miami Herald, former Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin wanted the team to draft Derek Carr in the first round to replace Ryan Tannehill in 2014.
Philbin was overruled by former GM Dennis Hickey, who took OT Ja'Waun James instead. According to beat reporter Armando Salguero, Tannehill was "starved for help and support" but never got any from Philbin. Whenever "things got sideways" during his tenure in Miami, Philbin would privately blame Tannehill for the team's shortcomings. Philbin even resented Tannehill's friendship with Dan Marino, who was brought in as a special advisor in 2014. Philbin's aloofness toward Tannehill certainly contributed to Miami's dysfunction last year. Tannehill is in a much better environment now with Adam Gase as the head coach.
Always interesting when a head coach wants to replace his young healthy QB who is one of the most talented in its franchise's history (obviously hes not in the same ballpark as Marino and such)
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Sounds like a real shitshow.
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Well, Carr is better lol. I'd be pissed too if the team told me I couldn't have Carr and had to take James over him.
Someone I actually kinda liked. But wouldn't have taken him over carr lpl
Wow like Badger said
excrement show
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Always interesting when a head coach wants to replace his young healthy QB who is one of the most talented in its franchise's history (obviously hes not in the same ballpark as Marino and such)
Time will tell if he's right
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Time will tell if he's right
Im not saying its unrealistic for Carr to be better than him.
But whens the last time you saw a HC say he wants to draft a new QB in the early 1st to replace his young healthy very good QB ?
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Im not saying its unrealistic for Carr to be better than him.
But whens the last time you saw a HC say he wants to draft a new QB in the early 1st to replace his young healthy very good QB ?
Ryan Tannehill has never been very good. Not saying he's awful, but he's no Rivers/Eli
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Ryan Tannehill has never been very good. Not saying he's awful, but he's no Rivers/Eli
Is Matt Ryan very good?
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Is Matt Ryan very good?
Yes, he is very good at being overrated.
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Joe Philbin for NYJ GM
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Yes, he is very good at being overrated.
Matt Ryan on our roster would win a Super Bowl.
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Matt Ryan on our roster would win a Super Bowl.
That's a bold statement, I would take that Pepsi challenge.
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Miami has one of the worst rosters in the NFL right now and they are over the cap.
Thanks to the absurd Suh contract, even if they're able to re-sign Olivier Vernon, they'll have a ton of cap space invested into two defensive linemen.
If Rishard Matthews leaves, the only position group on their roster with any kind of depth disappears.
Lamar Miller is all but gone. Their offensive line is awful. They have a couple of solid players in their secondary (Jones and Grimes), but Grimes is going to be 33 years old this season.
Mike Tannenbaum will fix that mess...
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Miami has one of the worst rosters in the NFL right now and they are over the cap.
Thanks to the absurd Suh contract, even if they're able to re-sign Olivier Vernon, they'll have a ton of cap space invested into two defensive linemen.
If Rishard Matthews leaves, the only position group on their roster with any kind of depth disappears.
Lamar Miller is all but gone. Their offensive line is awful. They have a couple of solid players in their secondary (Jones and Grimes), but Grimes is going to be 33 years old this season.
Mike Tannenbaum will fix that mess...
lol Tanny
he was the one who doled out that contract to Suh.
"We never should've fired Tanny!!" - Italian Seafood
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With Miami's entire team basically being a complete mess, and Tannenhill essentially being near guaranteed to fail. What has to happen for him to be off that team in 2, maybe 3 years?
Because the guy is a good QB, it just seems like he gets blamed for far too many of the Dolphins problems. I could see him becoming a huge free agent at some point, although I imagine the chances are far grader theyd ultimately trade him.
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With Miami's entire team basically being a complete mess, and Tannenhill essentially being near guaranteed to fail. What has to happen for him to be off that team in 2, maybe 3 years?
Because the guy is a good QB, it just seems like he gets blamed for far too many of the Dolphins problems. I could see him becoming a huge free agent at some point, although I imagine the chances are far grader theyd ultimately trade him.
If they give him an elite OL, he'd be great. Just don't see that happening. My guess is he'll be like Fitz floating around in his 30's and having an awesome season somewhere, just not Miami.
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I'd like to see Tannehill go to Dallas or Houston.
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I'm just happy to see him fail in Miami, because he seems like a bit of a queynte.
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Miami seems like a team that will be perpetually mediocre.
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Miami seems like a team that will be perpetually mediocre.
Just like us. We've been mediocre for nearly 20 years, overachieved a few times though.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000641838/article/dolphins-in-talks-to-acquire-byron-maxwell-from-eagles?campaign=Twitter_atn
Mike Tannenbaum at it again.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000641838/article/dolphins-in-talks-to-acquire-byron-maxwell-from-eagles?campaign=Twitter_atn
Mike Tannenbaum at it again.
Hopefully they give up a 3rd or 4th for Maxwell, and then throws oodles of money at Mario Williams
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Hopefully they give up a 3rd or 4th for Maxwell, and then throws oodles of money at Mario Williams
I want Mario Williams to go to the Giants.
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I want Mario Williams to go to the Giants.
I just want them to spend every available dollar on a washed up over the hill player, it doesn't really need to be Mario
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I just want them to spend every available dollar on a washed up over the hill player, it doesn't really need to be Mario
Mario Williams can still play. Rex Ryan is just an idiot.
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Mario Williams can still play. Rex Ryan is just an idiot.
Sure but committing big money to a 31 year old guy who is on the decline is fine for me.
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago
Eagles-Dolphins now trying to finalize trade that will send Kiko Alonso and Byron Maxwell to MIA for draft-pick comp, per league
source.
lol
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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago
Eagles-Dolphins now trying to finalize trade that will send Kiko Alonso and Byron Maxwell to MIA for draft-pick comp, per league
source.
lol
So Kelly will have ultimately traded McCoy for a late round draft pick and a excrement ton of lost salary cap space (Maxwell) and a year of DeMarco Murray which may not even last the weekend in Philly?
Hell they might be in tear down mode.
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Trade is confirmed...pending physicals.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Trade is confirmed...pending physicals.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
I can't see any problem with Kiko Alonso undergoing a medical. No sir, not a one.
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Apparently the phins are taking on the rest of Maxwell's contract with no financial relief from the eagles.
LolTanny
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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I hope they trade some high picks for those guys.
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Names!
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Byron Maxwell $10M per season
Mario Williams $8M per season
Letting Lamar Miller walk
/Trader Mike'd
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Really depends on the compensation to determine how much to make fun of them, but I'm happy with them getting older and more injury prone.
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Really depends on the compensation to determine how much to make fun of them, but I'm happy with them getting older and more injury prone.
Mario Williams was supposedly offered $10M a year with them now.
There's a rumor floating around that Miami flipped the 8th overall pick for the 13th overall pick as part of the Byron Maxwell trade.
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This is a dickish article, but funny nevertheless:
http://www.patspulpit.com/2016/3/7/11174840/bill-belichick-and-the-patriots-laugh-as-the-dolphins-trade-for-cb
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Mario Williams was supposedly offered $10M a year with them now.
There's a rumor floating around that Miami flipped the 8th overall pick for the 13th overall pick as part of the Byron Maxwell trade.
Maxwell and Alonso to trade down 5 spots? Weird, but if you have 15 guys you like....
And great move for philly to shed cap space and move up simultaneously
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Apparently Miami also receive a fourth round pick from Philly.
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Apparently Miami also receive a fourth round pick from Philly.
Hell of a salary dump move for philly. That's gotta be equating Maxwell and Alonso to like a 3rd rounder.
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What a terrible trade for Miami.
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Mario Williams' new deal is expected to be for two years.
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No team has spent more in free agency the last 4 yrs than the Dolphins. Records:
6-10 '15
8-8 '14
8-8 '13
7-9 '12
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Ok, to finally clarify (per @AllbrightNFL):
#Eagles get 8th overall pick, 4th rd pick.
#Dolphins get 13th overall pick, Alonso & Maxwell.
Statue of Tanny reads: "Give me your tired players, your poor contracts, you're huddled masses of overrated talent yearning to breathe free! I'll give you draft picks."
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No team has spent more in free agency the last 4 yrs than the Dolphins. Records:
6-10 '15
8-8 '14
8-8 '13
7-9 '12
No team has been more dysfunctional (on the whole) than they have either. Zillions for Mike Wallace, Richie Incognito, the Dion Jordan trade/selection Joe Philbin, babying Tannehill so that PS players can't ruin his psyche, the Suh deal.
Now these horseshit trades for Maxwell and Alonso and excrement signing of Super Mario
The only contender is Cleveland, and aside from Manziel they've been a quiet failure.
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but but but we shouldn't have fired Tanny.
/Italian Seafood
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Tannehill is secretly afraid of the draft so he uses picks on known commodities
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Maxwell/Alonso trade might be off because of a medical failure. The only surprising thing is that it's Maxwell failing, not Alonso. (Shoulder injury.)
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Maxwell/Alonso trade might be off because of a medical failure. The only surprising thing is that it's Maxwell failing, not Alonso. (Shoulder injury.)
Tanny will take him anyway...because Tanny.
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"Throw in Brad Smith and the deal is still on."
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Dolphins cleared Maxwell
The deal is done.
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Alvin Keels @AlvinKeels 4m4 minutes ago
Maxwell cleared by Dolphins staff and ready to roll!
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Tannehill is secretly afraid of the draft so he uses picks on known commodities
Mike Tannehill?
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Mike Tannehill?
No Ryan Tannenbaum.
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freak you, Alvin Keels
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The Broncos are matching Miami's offer to RB CJ Anderson.
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
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Looks like Miami got caught without a chair when the music stopped on running backs.
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Looks like Miami got caught without a chair when the music stopped on running backs.
Foster is still available
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Foster is still available
Lucky for them he's so very durable.
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I wonder what splashy move Tanny makes tonight. Wonder if they move up for Zeke.
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I can only imagine the number of gas masks we'll see at Metlife when the Dolphins come to town.
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago
The #Dolphins say OT Laremy Tunsil had an allergic reaction and is with their doctors. He won't be speaking with reporters today
this guy is having a shitty 24 hours
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago
The #Dolphins say OT Laremy Tunsil had an allergic reaction to pot and is with their doctors. He won't be speaking with reporters today
this guy is having a shitty 24 hours
Fixed
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What if he seriously showed up high as a kite this morning? That would be amazing.
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Laremy Tunsil takes a excrement on the table at his press conference.
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Laremy Tunsil takes a excrement on the table at his press conference.
Does weed give you the shits? I am asking I don't know.....
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Does weed give you the shits? I am asking I don't know.....
Not really, kind of the opposite as it tends to get rid of nausea/upset stomach. Unless you mean getting stoned, eating way too much junk/fast food and then having to excrement
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Laremy Tunsil is allergic to common sense. They are keeping him away from the media before he says something stupid again.
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Heres what I dont get
Miami says "it wasnt clear what cause the allergic reaction"
Are you telling me this guy is in his 20s and doesnt know wtf hes allergic to ?
I could understand if he was getting a weird medicine or vaccine, but this is something just happening out of the blue at a press conference. Just sounds weird to me.
Although some reporter claims he saw the whole thing, and that it was real.
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I don't believe it. Miami bought him a couple days so they can get him ready for interviews. Probably gave him a pill or a shot that will give him hives for a few mins
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Reshad Jones is holding out and has said he will continue to hold out during minicamp, despite being the highest paid SS in the league.
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We don't have a lolBuccs thread and I don't think we need one, but this is almost worthy of a lolMiko thread.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16989041/brent-grimes-wife-uses-anti-semitic-language-blast-miami-dolphins-brass
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We don't have a lolBuccs thread and I don't think we need one, but this is almost worthy of a lolMiko thread.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16989041/brent-grimes-wife-uses-anti-semitic-language-blast-miami-dolphins-brass
really? I thought we did?
LolBucs?
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really? I thought we did?
LolBucs?
Search say no. They're not really interesting enough to have one.
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Search say no. They're not really interesting enough to have one.
That was never really the measure. Sometimes it was just to make fun of a particular team for something arbitrary.
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That was never really the measure. Sometimes it was just to make fun of a particular team for something arbitrary.
They haven't thus far done anything to warrant a lol thread other than sign Miko Grimes and her appendage.
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I feel like we had a concentration of lolbucs material during Schiano/MRSA.
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I feel like we had a concentration of lolbucs material during Schiano/MRSA.
I think that was pre-JO. Maybe YDKF days.
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I think that was pre-JO. Maybe YDKF days.
It would have been 2014. Can't remember when we made the last switch.
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It would have been 2014. Can't remember when we made the last switch.
MRSA was Buccs training camp 2013, JO came into being October 2013. Schiano was fired Jan 1st 2014.
Edit: lolBuccs before lol threads were a thing. (http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=104.0)
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I blanked on which year Revis was there because my brain deleted his year in NE.
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I blanked on which year Revis was there because my brain deleted his year in NE.
Just ask Italian Seafood he has that excrement tattooed on his arsehole.
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Phags sign Arian Foster. Hopefully he's worn out.
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Phags sign Arian Foster. Hopefully he's worn out.
Players almost never come back from Achilles injuries to a respectable level. I don't expect anyone at the Dolphins to realize that. He's a name!
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Ryan Tannehill named his kid Steel Ryan Tannehill.
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Ryan Tannehill named his kid Steel Ryan Tannehill.
Gay team, gay name.
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Kids aren't pets. I hope the kid turns into a giant flaming homosexual who does gay porn.
Why? Because his name sounds like a futuristic gay porn actor.
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One of the divers for Team USA is named Steele Johnson. Maybe the Tannehill's got their inspiration from him.
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One of the divers for Team USA is named Steele Johnson. Maybe the Tannehill's got their inspiration from him.
I think it more likely that they got it from the seminal TV series Sapphire and Steel from the late 70s and early 80s starring Joanna Lumley and David McCallum as time travelling guardians of the space/time continuum.
(http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/sapphire_steel_2.jpg)
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http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-ryan-tannehill-credibility-to-demand-excellence-080916
Lol
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http://slaterscoops.com/news/2016/8/16/miami-dolphins-to-announce-hard-rock-stadium
Seems appropriate. Bland, overpriced and primarily aimed at tourists.
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Hard rooster Stadium.
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The Hard Rock down here blows.
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The Hard Rock down here blows.
Hard Rock everywhere blows. Even in Vegas it's an off-Strip pile of excrement.
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Lolololol
Miami Dolphins’ Tannehill leaves practice with leg injury: https://t.co/dxZuQWhaHQ
James Walker: The energy level in practice has gone down significantly since Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill went down w/what appears to be a left leg injury.
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yikes
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The Miami Herald's Armando Salguero adds the team is "fearing the worst." The report is notable both because it suggests the injury is not minor and because it confirms the injury is to his left knee, the same knee he suffered a partially torn ACL late last season. Tannehill suffered the setback when he stepped awkwardly while scrambling out of bounds during Thursday's practice
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The Miami Herald's Armando Salguero adds the team is "fearing the worst." The report is notable both because it suggests the injury is not minor and because it confirms the injury is to his left knee, the same knee he suffered a partially torn ACL late last season. Tannehill suffered the setback when he stepped awkwardly while scrambling out of bounds during Thursday's practice
Armando Salguero literally said the team hoping for the best, but fearing the worst.
Excellent journalism.
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SIGN JAY CUTLER
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I hope they get Kaepernick because that shitstorm will be hilarious
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I hope they get Kaepernick because that shitstorm will be hilarious
Do it Tanny!
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Even with him on IR their QB situation is still better than ours
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Even with him on IR their QB situation is still better than ours
How?
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SIGN JAY CUTLER
I hope they get Kaepernick because that shitstorm will be hilarious
Matt Moore isn't terrible, but he's not good enough to get them to a WC spot.
I hope they don't sign Kaep because I want him to do well wherever he ends up, and I refuse to wish good things for the Dolphins.
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How?
Because I'd take Matt Moore over our completley unproven young guys, and our old injury prone QB
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Because I'd take Matt Moore over our completley unproven young guys, and our old injury prone QB
He's probably a better player than McCown and he's probably Bryce Petty's ceiling, but Matt Moore isn't winning you anything.
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He's probably a better player than McCown and he's probably Bryce Petty's ceiling, but Matt Moore isn't winning you anything.
At least Hackenberg and Petty have some potential. Tannehill getting injured sets Miami back.
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He's probably a better player than McCown and he's probably Bryce Petty's ceiling, but Matt Moore isn't winning you anything.
I don't disagree, but I'm just saying they're better than us at QB
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I don't disagree, but I'm just saying they're better than us at QB
We don't really know that though.
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We don't really know that though.
And that's stopped DCM when?
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Stop arguing and enjoy the suffering in Miami.
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Armando Salguero literally said the team hoping for the best, but fearing the worst.
Excellent journalism.
Well done, making sure to follow the rule that both those things should never appear in the same sentence.
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Rototurd:
The Washington Post confirms there was no "significant damage" found in Ryan Tannehill's MRI, but reports there is still "further evaluation needed."
Per reporter Mark Maske, the "situation is still uncertain." The Miami Herald called Tannehill's MRI "inconclusive." Structural damage wasn't detected on first blush, but Tannehill has at least a hyperextension. It's possible something more nefarious is still discovered with further testing.
Still a chance for misery.
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Sam Darnold is taking his talents to South Beach.
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Sam Darnold is taking his talents to South Beach.
Gotta lose to the Jets twice first
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Schefter: Dolphins fear Ryan Tannehill will need season-ending knee surgery, but no decision on it has been made, sources tell @JeffDarlington and me.
lolololzzzz
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This was gonna be his year too
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Unfortunately getting rid of Tannehill is probably an upgrade for the LOLphins
Have to hope Tannenboob decides to offer the Mets a fortune to pry Teblow away from BB and bring him to Miami
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Unfortunately getting rid of Tannehill is probably an upgrade for the LOLphins
Definitely not.
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Cutler has expressed interest in the job. Personally I would be surprised if they don't get a big name like Cutler or Kaepernick
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Cutler has expressed interest in the job. Personally I would be surprised if they don't get a big name like Cutler or Kaepernick
Hopefully they sign one of them and throw wads of cash at them.
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Hopefully they sign one of them and throw wads of cash at them.
Coach Adam Gase has been in contact with Cutler personally the past two days as the two men have worked on rekindling a relationship that helped Cutler throw 25 touchdowns and 11 interceptions in 2015 when he was the starting QB for Chicago and Gase was the offensive coordinator.
Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it sounds like it would be surprising if a Cutler Dolphins marriage doesn't happen.
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Jay Cutler is the better fit for Miami. He played well in that system before.
I was hoping they'd sign Kaepernick.
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Jay Cutler is the better fit for Miami. He played well in that system before.
I was hoping they'd sign Kaepernick.
I mean if Cutler plays really well couldn't it be a headache for them after the season? They're not going to win anything with the Patriots anyway, and there could be pressure to do something stupid with Tannenhill to keep an older Cutler?
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I mean if Cutler plays really well couldn't it be a headache for them after the season? They're not going to win anything with the Patriots anyway, and there could be pressure to do something stupid with Tannenhill to keep an older Cutler?
Ryan Tannehill is done in Miami if he has surgery. He's making way too much money for them to keep him.
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Ryan Tannehill is done in Miami if he has surgery. He's making way too much money for them to keep him.
I has no idea how easily they could get out of his contract after this season, less than 5 million in dead money. Though I'd imagine he would very much be tradeable. An above average 30 year old QB, even if he has some injury baggage
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Why do I have a sinking feeling Tannehill will be a Jet in a year or 2?
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Why do I have a sinking feeling Tannehill will be a Jet in a year or 2?
The only way we get Tannenhill is if we end up over performing this year and fall out of the top QB prospect sweepstakes
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The only way we get Tannenhill is if we end up over performing this year and fall out of the top QB prospect sweepstakes
So, that's gonna happen. It would be typical for us to sign a guy that is just good enough to stop looking for a real franchise QB.
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So, that's gonna happen.
Not if the recent reports about our QB's in practice are any true.
And if McCown gets injured even remotely early in the season, we have to become an extremely strong favorite to get the 1 pick
Hell if McCown misses the jaguars and Browns games, that could have us on track for the first pick.
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Not if the recent reports about our QB's in practice are any true.
It's freaking practice. Let's see them play in some preseason games before we write them off...
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Cutler officially signed.
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Good
Moore>>>>Cutler
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Why do I have a sinking feeling Tannehill will be a Jet in a year or 2?
He'd be our best QB since Chad.
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He'd be our best QB since Chad.
And just as healthy
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Sucks for the Fins/Buccs
But apparently the NFL thought it was reasonable to cancel their week 1 game and make them both play each other during their bye week (which happens to be shared) instead of playing at a neutral site
So effectively both these teams have a week 1 bye
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It seemed like the most reasonable solution due to them sharing a bye. Means nothing for Miami, but the Bucs were my dark horse pick to win the NFC.
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https://deadspin.com/video-appears-to-show-dolphins-o-line-coach-chris-foers-1819270506 (https://deadspin.com/video-appears-to-show-dolphins-o-line-coach-chris-foers-1819270506)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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If I were a coach of the Dolphins, I'd probably snort coke too.
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lmao
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JOB OPENING:
Davie Fla. High profile opportunity with room for growth. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. Knowledge of football helpful, but clearly not required.
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This really is amazing.
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Chris Foerster:
“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”
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I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...
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JOB OPENING:
Davie Fla. High profile opportunity with room for growth. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. Knowledge of football helpful, but clearly not required.
JOB OPENING: The Miami Dolphins have an immediate opening for a Line Coach Fat Men Who Protect The Quarterback Coach.
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I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...
I can confirm this as true.
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Pretty sure those are Percs or vicodin - that sounds a lot like Florida....
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I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...
This was really the only concept I have of the city.
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I can confirm this as true.
Can't wait to get there. No Puck and Puck Sr hangout this year though.
Sad!
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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/fl-reg-kijuana-nige-sherrod-interview-20171011-story.html
"He used me as his cocaine platter". lol
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I'm glad the genius Adam Gase is such a brilliant offensive mind that he's been shut out twice in 7 games, and it should be 3 times in 7 games.
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I can't believe we lost to that
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freak the Dolphins and all, but I have to say I think Adam Gase's comments about their offense is hilarious and likely true. It's refreshing to hear such honesty. Despite beating us, things don't seem to be going well down there.
“Offensively, it’s a joke,” Gase said. “We got too many guys who don’t want to take it home with them. Until our best players actually put forth some effort, it’ll be s–t. … Whether you win or lose, the whole process of all this is about correcting mistakes that you make and understanding the why of everything you’re trying to do. When we win, what happens is everybody brushes it under the rug and just tells everybody how great they are and I’m just an a–hole.”
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Rey Maualuga, arrested last nite in Miami, is being waived by the Miami Dolphins.
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Jeff Darlington: The plan is for Ndamukong Suh to be released as early as today as the Dolphins continue their attempt at a culture change – a plan that has purged arguably Miami’s three most talented players within last year. A lot riding on 2018.
They have to eat a giant excrement sandwich of $.
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They have to eat a giant excrement sandwich of $.
TANNY STRIKES AGAIN
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TANNY STRIKES AGAIN
Old Tanny would have restructured it again. He's a new man!
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Apparently Terry Bradway is the Fins' senior scout. Would explain a lot
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The Fins are giving former Chiefs WR Albert Wilson 3 years / $24 million.
lmfao
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Ian Rapoport
#Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill restructured his contract and gave the team cap space, source said. He’ll get more money upfront.
Tanny doing Tanny things.
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They signed Osweiler
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They signed Osweiler
Time is a fag circle
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Miko Grimes:
9yrs ago me and brent couldnt even afford a “real” wedding so we eloped. No family, only two friends with us at 2am in Vegas. We now own (no mortgage) almost 7 million dollars in real estate alone. It is indeed a good friday EVERY friday around here! #Blessed
Steelers Troll:
Funny she says her and Brent, like she had anything to do with it. He made all the money.
Miko Grimes:
Who sucked his dick all those nights he cried bc he was on the bench? ME!!!! So freak u saying i didnt do excrement! Nigga i was getting lock jaw WEEKLY while telling him to be patient, his time was coming, u bitch derriere nigga! freak u!
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Classy.
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Classy.
#Blessed
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She must indeed give magical BJs for him to put up with her psycho derriere.
She's really helping the women's movement, her main contribution to society being blowing a dude when he's sad.
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Miko Grimes:
9yrs ago me and brent couldnt even afford a “real” wedding so we eloped. No family, only two friends with us at 2am in Vegas. We now own (no mortgage) almost 7 million dollars in real estate alone. It is indeed a good friday EVERY friday around here! #Blessed
Steelers Troll:
Funny she says her and Brent, like she had anything to do with it. He made all the money.
Miko Grimes:
Who sucked his dick all those nights he cried bc he was on the bench? ME!!!! So freak u saying i didnt do excrement! Nigga i was getting lock jaw WEEKLY while telling him to be patient, his time was coming, u bitch derriere nigga! freak u!
does she not realize that that is a replaceable skill, if it wasn't her giving head it could have been somebody else giving head
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Miko Grimes:
9yrs ago me and brent couldnt even afford a “real” wedding so we eloped. No family, only two friends with us at 2am in Vegas. We now own (no mortgage) almost 7 million dollars in real estate alone. It is indeed a good friday EVERY friday around here! #Blessed
Steelers Troll:
Funny she says her and Brent, like she had anything to do with it. He made all the money.
Miko Grimes:
Who sucked his dick all those nights he cried bc he was on the bench? ME!!!! So freak u saying i didnt do excrement! Nigga i was getting lock jaw WEEKLY while telling him to be patient, his time was coming, u bitch derriere nigga! freak u!
I'm sure her parents are proud. She landed a meal ticket for all those BJs she was practicing in parking lots in high school.
Good for her
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For $7M I'd give a freaking outstanding blow job.
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For $7M I'd give a freaking outstanding blow job.
You would give one for 7 cents, fairy.
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You would give one for 7 cents, fairy.
Are you negotiating with me?
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Are you negotiating with me?
Nah I didn't buy lottery tickets.
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Mike Tannenbaum says he thinks the best years are in front of David Fales and Brock Osweiler -- the two QBs on the roster behind Ryan Tannehill. No one drafted.
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Go home Tanny, you're drunk.
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Tannenbaum is correct there. Once they’re off of the Dolphins they can watch the guys playing in front of them actually win games.
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@evansilva:#Dolphins 7th-round K Jason Sanders missed 10-of-35 career FGs at New Mexico. Mr @LanceZierlein, who wrote up 500+ prospects pre-draft including a ton of Ks & Ps, never heard of Sanders.
Bahahahaha
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watch him turn out to be really good
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watch him turn out to be really good
Haha yeah no.
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https://www.thephinsider.com/2018/4/19/17257046/usa-today-nfl-agent-poll-ranks-mike-tannenbaum-among-least-trusted-executives
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629
Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629
Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.
For some reason I always thought Ross was fairly liberal and laidback.
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629
Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.
From what I understand, they just listed the max suspension as 4 games, which is the max for team misconduct. They very well could not punish any player if they want to. It just leaves the door open for a potential suspension. This seems like kind of a non-story to me, but of course the media will run with it as "Dolphins will suspend players for maximum amount of games if they protest during the anthem."
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Lawl.
Adam Beasley
@AdamHBeasley
Bryce Petty getting third team snaps over Osweiler...and he throws a pick.
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Dolphins signed C Wesley Johnson.
Johnson takes the roster spot of starting C Daniel Kilgore, who was placed on injured reserve.
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RIP Tannehill.
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Dolphins are releasing DT Jordan Phillips, per league source. He was visibly upset on the sidelines Sunday due to his playing time and had to be calmed down by teammates.
2015 2nd rounder
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2015 2nd rounder
Let's get him!
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The #Dolphins announce their moves, firing Adam Gase and putting GM Chris Grier in charge of football operations. He’ll have final say. Mike Tannenbaum reassigned
Does this mean Tanny has a vagina now?
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Omar Kelly @OmarKelly
The Dolphins won’t say it, but they are in a full-fledged rebuild....Oakland style. Nobody is safe. And when I mean nobody....I mean nobody. If you can bring this team a desirable asset Miami will listen to the trade offer.
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Evan Silva @evansilva
No NFL team has fewer high-value assets than #Dolphins & no one should be surprised their HC vacancy is in minimal demand.
Time for this organization to devise an actual plan.
Mimicking the 2016-2018 #Browns decision-making path would be a best-case scenario.
Start. Over.
I hate Evan Silva but he's not wrong.
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Get it done, Tanny.
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Get it done, Tanny.
Not Tanny any more. He got "reassigned" within the Dolphins organisation, although no one knows what to.
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Not Tanny any more. He got "reassigned" within the Dolphins organisation, although no one knows what to.
Oh wow. Maybe he'll get back to his roots as the cap guy.
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Oh wow. Maybe he'll get back to his roots as the cap guy.
The cap is the reason he got punted - their cap is knackered and their roster is excrement.
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I'm going to guess knackered = bad.
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I'm going to guess knackered = bad.
LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.
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LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.
You English speak really poor American.
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LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.
Learn something new every day. This will likely be it for today.
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LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.
Ok, now do Bunkum.
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Ok, now do Bunkum.
Actually an American word, according to Merriam-Webster. Something to do with a congressman from North Carolina.
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Very familiar with "knackered", with all the UK comedies and movies Ive seen. #humblebrag
(Related: everybody watch original British, superior version of "The Office", along with "The Thick of It" and its fantastic spinoff film "In the Loop").
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So what do they do with the horses? Just leave them there?
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So what do they do with the horses? Just leave them there?
Slaughtered and turned to glue/questionable pies, I'd imagine.
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Lolphags trying to hire Brian Flores. Pats retreads always work out.
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Lol, who the freak is going to quarterback these losers.
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Lol, who the freak is going to quarterback these losers.
I’ve been laughing at this for a while but then realized it’s better if they have a mediocre QB to hurt their draft position for next year
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A league source says that QB Teddy Bridgewater is visiting the Dolphins at their training facility this afternoon. Reports of him signing with the Saints yesterday were premature
Save us Teddy
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Apparently the rumor mills are already spinning that Ryan Tannenhill will be our experienced vet backup QB
And depending on the price that could be a pretty solid choice. Thoguh I don't know how nurturing and mentoring he would be
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Save us Teddy
Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints
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Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints
Miami should have just offered the Foles deal to Teddy
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Miami should have just offered the Foles deal to Teddy
They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.
Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion
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They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.
Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion
Jesus, we suck.
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Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints
Isn't that old?
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I'd take Brock Osweiler as a backup
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They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.
Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion
Fitzpatrick is a decent option for them. And he would likely be a good choice of mentor for a young QB. Plus he would likely be interested as going from Tampa to Miami is a pretty basic move
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Isn't that old?
excrement, maybe. Today's the 13th, I was thinking that tweet was from today.
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I’ve been laughing at this for a while but then realized it’s better if they have a mediocre QB to hurt their draft position for next year
“Full terms: The #Dolphins are receiving a 4th round pick in 2020 and the 2019 7th round pick, while the #Titans are getting a 6th in 2019 and Ryan Tannehill.”
The dolphins are def tanking this year and going after a 2020 QB.
Current Dolphins QB depth chart:
* Jake Rudock
* Luke Falk
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@evansilva:#Dolphins 7th-round K Jason Sanders missed 10-of-35 career FGs at New Mexico. Mr @LanceZierlein, who wrote up 500+ prospects pre-draft including a ton of Ks & Ps, never heard of Sanders.
Bahahahaha
This has to be a wiki hack, right?
Jason Department Sanders (born November 16, 1995) is an American football kicker for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at New Mexico.
Jason Department Sanders
Jason. Department.
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This has to be a wiki hack, right?
Jason. Department.
Yes.
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SandJa00.htm
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freak it, he's Jason Department.
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freak it, he's Jason Department.
Couldn’t convince me otherwise
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Couldn’t convince me otherwise
SixFeetDepartment
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@NealDriscoll: Thank you @ryantannehill1 ! It’s didn’t go as planned but you were the best QB in Miami since Dan Marino. Tannehill was an absolute warrior. Good luck
dolphins fan with 4K+ followers tweet makes me feel better about the Jets
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Including rollover money, Dolphins are projected to have more than $120 million in salary cap space in 2020 plus at least 10 draft picks. Chris Grier doing work.
Like I said
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Like I said
Everyone is currently predicted to have a excrement ton of cap space in 2020 at this point, it's the nature of NFL contracts. Over a third of the league is currently scheduled to have at least $90M in space next summer and Dallas, Baltimore, Indy, Houston and Seattle are all at $100M+.
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Everyone is currently predicted to have a excrement ton of cap space in 2020 at this point, it's the nature of NFL contracts. Over a third of the league is currently scheduled to have at least $90M in space next summer and Dallas, Baltimore, Indy, Houston and Seattle are all at $100M+.
I’m not worried about their cap space, I don’t want them to have their pick of the 2020 QB class
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I’m not worried about their cap space, I don’t want them to have their pick of the 2020 QB class
Are Herbert or Tagovailoa blue chip prospects though? I'd rather they end up with the next Tannehill and let some NFC team suck their way into Lawrence in 2021.
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Are Herbert or Tagovailoa blue chip prospects though? I'd rather they end up with the next Tannehill and let some NFC team suck their way into Lawrence in 2021.
I’d rather they finish with 5-6 wins the next couple years and end up in QB purgatory for the next 5 years like us with Geno and Hack
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ustadium/status/1122106779457007616
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ustadium/status/1122106779457007616
"He wears a shirt in the pool"
hahahahaha
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ustadium/status/1122106779457007616
Ugh, so much more cringy than the Vaynerchuk gif, even if he also gets proven right.
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Joshua Ballinger Lippincott Rosen
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Dolphins are signing CB Xavien Howard to a record five-year, $76.5 million extension that includes $46M guaranteed, making him the highest paid CB in the NFL, sources tell ESPN. It’s the largest extension for a CB. Since becoming a 2nd-round pick, Howard has gone to one Pro Bowl.
Schefter
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Joshua Ballinger Lippincott Rosen
Definitely calling him Ball Lips from here on out.
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LOL.
Isn't he due for one of his terrible seasons? I lost track of the year and Fitzpatrick cycle.
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LOL.
Isn't he due for one of his terrible seasons? I lost track of the year and Fitzpatrick cycle.
I believe this is supposed to be an "on" year for him.
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I believe this is supposed to be an "on" year for him.
I'm not sure, he was on fire to start the season and then lost his job to Winston. His cycles are getting more efficient with age.
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Disclaimer: not a LOLphins at all, but it's a catch all thread for Miami Dolphins news.
Andy Slater @AndySlater
Unfortunate news: The overnight, rollover crash involving Dolphins DL Kendrick Norton resulted in paramedics having to amputate his left arm at the scene, multiple sources tell me.
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jesus, that seems like a rash decision to be made by an EMT.
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Disclaimer: not a LOLphins at all, but it's a catch all thread for Miami Dolphins news.
Safe to say his career is also over
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jesus, that seems like a rash decision to be made by an EMT.
Don't know excrement about being an EMT but I imagine if being burned alive or having a car explode with you trapped in it is a serious danger, then you gotta do what you gotta do. But freak that sucks for a young guy, who is just getting his life to begin. I wonder financially what the nfl does for a guy like this since his careers obviously over and he's only on a low paying contract (which is probably enough to retire on)
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Safe to say his career is also over
Why do you say that?
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Why do you say that?
I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable
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Safe to say his career is also over
Need to hear it from Schefter first.
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I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable
But why?
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But why?
How many one armed nfl players are there?
Not only would I imagine this means he will be out for a solid 2 years rehabbing his injury, then he would have to completely relearn the game. It's not like he has had his whole life to work around and compensate for the injury.
I guess the closest example would be JPP, but he was a far more talented player with a much less serious injury
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I will concede that "had his arm amputated" is fairly vague and we don't know to what extent
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I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable
He has total career earnings to date of $245,455. He was scheduled to make $495,000 from the Dolphins this season; none of that is guaranteed although I would imagine that the Dolphins will still pay it, be it from their pockets or via insurance.
$740,000 isn't "retiring at 23 very financially comfortable" wealth.
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He has total career earnings to date of $245,455. He was scheduled to make $495,000 from the Dolphins this season; none of that is guaranteed although I would imagine that the Dolphins will still pay it, be it from their pockets or via insurance.
$740,000 isn't "retiring at 23 very financially comfortable" wealth.
I assumed he would get the bulk of his rookie contract via insurance,i guess that's not the case?
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I assumed he would get the bulk of his rookie contract via insurance,i guess that's not the case?
His rookie contract is already gone. He was a 7th round pick for the Panthers, they gave him a four year deal and then cut him in year one and put him on their practice squad on a one year deal. Miami picked him up and gave him a two year deal, but it looks like last year was year one and he earned prorated money.
Total Carolina earnings (2018) - $188,984
Total Miami earnings (2018) - $56,471
Total career earnings - $245,455
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His rookie contract is already gone. He was a 7th round pick for the Panthers, they gave him a four year deal and then cut him in year one and put him on their practice squad on a one year deal. Miami picked him up and gave him a two year deal, but it looks like last year was year one and he earned prorated money.
Total Carolina earnings (2018) - $188,984
Total Miami earnings (2018) - $56,471
Total career earnings - $245,455
Sporttrac reported closer to 1 million in career earnings plus the nfl (according to Google) has a disability insurance for players worth close to 200k after taxes.
Probably still not enough to live comfortably
Though I'd guess he could be eligible for medicaid and disability
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Sporttrac reported closer to 1 million in career earnings plus the nfl (according to Google) has a disability insurance for players worth close to 200k after taxes.
Probably still not enough to live comfortably
Though I'd guess he could be eligible for medicaid and disability
Let's assume that he hasn't banked anything so far. If he gets the remainder of his contract paid up by the Dolphins or the insurance, that's a lump sum of $495K (I don't know if that would be taxable). I did a quick google on NFL player insurance and he wouldn't be eligible for two of the three types (Total And Permanent, or Neurocognitive), and the third (Line Of Duty) appears to be only payable for disabilities incurred through football activities. It's possible that one or both of the auto policies will cover him, although with the $1M limit that seems to be fairly standard I would imagine that a lot of that will be chewed up by hospital costs.
Let's take a stab in the dark and say that he ends up, after healthcare and legal and tax all take their scrape, with something like $500K. He's not set for life, but if he's smart he should be able to get himself a home, put himself through school (depending on what of he studied at Miami) and make a new career for himself.
Poor fucker's still only got one arm though.
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Let's assume that he hasn't banked anything so far. If he gets the remainder of his contract paid up by the Dolphins or the insurance, that's a lump sum of $495K (I don't know if that would be taxable). I did a quick google on NFL player insurance and he wouldn't be eligible for two of the three types (Total And Permanent, or Neurocognitive), and the third (Line Of Duty) appears to be only payable for disabilities incurred through football activities. It's possible that one or both of the auto policies will cover him, although with the $1M limit that seems to be fairly standard I would imagine that a lot of that will be chewed up by hospital costs.
Let's take a stab in the dark and say that he ends up, after healthcare and legal and tax all take their scrape, with something like $500K. He's not set for life, but if he's smart he should be able to get himself a home, put himself through school (depending on what of he studied at Miami) and make a new career for himself.
Poor fucker's still only got one arm though.
Id assume he would have absurdly good health insurance via the nfl though so those costs should be minimal no?
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Id assume he would have absurdly good health insurance via the nfl though so those costs should be minimal no?
I think, although I'm far from an expert on how insurance works in the US, that even if the NFL's health insurance covered his treatment costs initially they would subrogate against the auto insurance of the driver found at fault. (Early reports were that the other driver may be to blame for the accident.) If they do that then I presume it would come off the $1M liability limit, thus reducing the amount available for a payout. He could of course sue the other driver for additional losses but that assumes that they have the assets to be sued for; an awful lot of people in this world are judgement proof.
Edit: did a bit of reading about this on Reddit and predictably, I was talking quite a bit of hooey. Here's a post from someone who seems to know what they're talking about:
Oversimplified:
1) he'll recover under his own insurance's PIP coverage. It covers most medical bills and some lost wages, but nothing else and is probably not enough to cover his bills so far.
2) he'll have a claim against the other driver, assuming it was the other driver's fault.
3) The other driver's insurance pays that claim first. There's no way to speculate how much the driver's liability insurance limit is. Unfortunately, most people have less than $100k in liability limits. (Honestly, you should get at least a million. The difference in premiums to go from 100k to 1m is often less than $20 a year.) Unless the other driver was on the job or there's someone else responsible, there's probably inadequate coverage.
4) If the other driver's bodily injury liability insurance limits aren't enough to pay the claim, his own underinsured motorist coverage will kick in. Again, most people skimp on insurance, including professional athletes and other wealthy people I've represented. He's unlikely to have enough UIM to pay the full value of his loss.
5) The other driver remains personally liable. The driver can be forced to pay out of his own pocket. However, the debt is dischargeable in bankruptcy unless the driver was illegally intoxicated. Meaning the debt can be wiped out.
6) his own health insurance will get repaid out of the recovery. It's called subrogation. They get however much they've paid in medical bills for the crash. In this case, I'm guessing low hundreds of thousands of dollars.
So he'll be screwed, probably.
I can't believe you're allowed to have such low liability limits. My policy carries $1M and that's pretty standard here, I think. I'm damn sure I didn't request anything extra.
Apparently the other car in the accident was a Maserati, so there is at least a possibility that the other driver has a) a decent policy and b) assets to go after if they're found to be at fault.
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Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
The #Dolphins have fired offensive line coach Pat Flaherty of his duties and promoted analyst Dave DeGuglielmo to offensive line coach. Flaherty struggled to implement the new system, and it’s been an issue since the spring. It’s why DeGuglielmo was brought in.
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Can't stop The Goog.
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Phins traded Kiko Alonso to the Saints
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Phins traded Kiko Alonso to the Saints
Moar picks.
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Moar picks.
It was for a player....no picks
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https://twitter.com/csciria/status/1168544025495953408?s=21
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A 59-10 loss has consequences -- including multiple players from the losing team wanting to flee what they perceive to be a deliberately sinking ship https://t.co/kpqcxuyFEU
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A 59-10 loss has consequences -- including multiple players from the losing team wanting to flee what they perceive to be a deliberately sinking ship https://t.co/kpqcxuyFEU
Too bad they're in our division, I'm sure Gase would love to bring a few guys over
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The Dolphins have granted permission to DB Minkah Fitzpatrick to seek a trade, according to multiple sources who say Miami's asking price is too high. Dolphins have no comment. Story coming with help from @CameronWolfe
Cough.....
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Fitzpatrick/Howard for our #1 next year might not be a bad deal. Given we might be able to trade Roberts for some later round asset. I say that based purely on the fact we traded Nickerson for a conditional 6. So we should be able to get something for Roberts
Not that Miami would have much interest. But then again everything suggests that we might be freaking awful. So maybe they would
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The Dolphins have granted permission to DB Minkah Fitzpatrick to seek a trade, according to multiple sources who say Miami's asking price is too high. Dolphins have no comment. Story coming with help from @CameronWolfe
Cough.....
Just came here to eat crow on this.
I'm surprised they're gonna be willing to trade him, and I'll be even more surprised if they decide to accept a 2nd for him
That said there's no freaking esy I see them trading him to a divisional rival for a 2nd, albeit ours is looking like it'll be one of the higher 2nds
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Fitzpatrick/Howard for our #1 next year might not be a bad deal. Given we might be able to trade Roberts for some later round asset. I say that based purely on the fact we traded Nickerson for a conditional 6. So we should be able to get something for Roberts
Not that Miami would have much interest. But then again everything suggests that we might be freaking awful. So maybe they would
Depending on how long Darnold is out, we could seriously have a top 5 pick, probably a top 3 if Darnold ends up on IR
I don't know if there's an elite prospect at olb or tackle in next years draft, but they could absolutely be viable for this squad
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By the sounds of it they can't figure out how to use him, as well as both outside and in the slot they've had him play safety and even some linebacker. He apparently isn't happy about it and just wants to play corner.
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By the sounds of it they can't figure out how to use him, as well as both outside and in the slot they've had him play safety and even some linebacker. He apparently isn't happy about it and just wants to play corner.
I would offer a 2nd rounder for him
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I would offer a 2nd rounder for him
I doubt they'd accept that, especially from us, but if they were willing to take it then that would be a great piece of business.
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I doubt they'd accept that, especially from us, but if they were willing to take it then that would be a great piece of business.
The way our season is looking, it may be a high 2nd rounder.
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The way our season is looking, it may be a high 2nd rounder.
See, I told you. Acceptance.
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See, I told you. Acceptance.
I’m not quite there yet
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Nothing says tanking like Ryan Fitzpatrick throwing to Kalen Ballage.
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Rosen time
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1173781134439780357?s=09
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Dolphins have 47 first round picks next year
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Dolphins have 47 first round picks next year
We should seriously consider following their lead and seeing what we can get for guys like Leo and RA
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Minkah Fitzpatrick's replacement is Doug Middleton.
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Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk
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https://twitter.com/SkinsRealm/status/1183565657952178176?s=20
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Dolphins moving back to Fitzy.
Hate to just write a guy off given the limited amount of time Rosen's had in the league, but man does this look bad for his future prospects.
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Dolphins moving back to Fitzy.
Hate to just write a guy off given the limited amount of time Rosen's had in the league, but man does this look bad for his future prospects.
Now would be the perfect time for him to voice controversial political opinions.
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On Monday Miamis coach said he anticipates Rosen being the guy for the next game, and then announced Fitz the starter.
Have no freaking clue what's going on there. My guess is he'd rather Fitz get murdered by Buffalo
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Rosen freaking sucks
Always has and always will
He is a little bitch
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2020
$130 million in cap space
1st, 1st (PIT), 1st (HOU)
2nd, 2nd (NO)
3rd
4th (Comp. Pick)
R5 (PIT)
R5 (LAR via BAL)
R5 (Comp. Pick)
R6
R6 (DAL)
R7 (KC)
2021
1st, 1st (HOU)
2nd, 2nd (HOU)
3rd
4th
5th
R6 (PIT)
Unless the Dolphins hire Duff tomorrow, they should be a pretty decent team in a few years.
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Only downside is that they'd have a hell of a time signing all those players to extensions or new contracts at similar times. That would be an awesome problem to have.
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Only downside is that they'd have a hell of a time signing all those players to extensions or new contracts at similar times. That would be an awesome problem to have.
On the flip side you can easily trade those picks for future assets assuming you hit on that many of them.
Of course the biggest issue is they have no QB and no offensive line to protect him. Although I imagine that's fairly easy to fix with 5 1st rounders and 4 2nds
But at the end of the day if they can't get a QB they're gonna suck anyway
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Apparently Miami traded a 7th round pick to the Rams for the rights to have Aqib Talib on their IR for the rest of the year and a 5th round pick. Plus potentially getting a comp pick for him as well when he becomes a UFA after the season
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Apparently Miami traded a 7th round pick to the Rams for the rights to have Aqib Talib on their IR for the rest of the year and a 5th round pick. Plus potentially getting a comp pick for him as well when he becomes a UFA after the season
Thats a brilliant move. the current salary is irrelevant to them, and they traded up 2 rounds.
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Isn't Talib like 157 years old? Seems like he's been in the league forever.
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I’d rather they finish with 5-6 wins the next couple years and end up in QB purgatory for the next 5 years like us with Geno and Hack
https://twitter.com/fb_filmanalysis/status/1211051063207329792?s=21
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Dolphins have reportedly fired OC Chad O'Shea after one season.
The Dolphins offense ranked 27th in the league.
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#Dolphins parted ways with OC Chad O’Shea, OL coach Dave DeGuglielmo and safeties coach Tony Oden.
Brian Flores in a statement: "This was not an easy decision but one I felt was best for the future of the Miami Dolphins."
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D-Googz noooo
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Phins hire Chan Gailey as OC
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Phins hire Chan Gailey as OC
Get ready for screens three yards behind the line of scrimmage on 3rd and 5!
Amazing that this guy coordinated the most high powered Jets offense that we saw in twenty years.
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The #Dolphins agree to terms with Ereck Flowers on a $30M deal over 3 years with $19.95M fully guaranteed. Ereck is coming home to Miami, per @RosenhausSports.
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He's apparently been better as a guard. Hopefully they play him at tackle.
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The Shaq Lawson signing is a lot worse than Flowers
These signings aren't really making them better...but Flowers is at least serviceable at guard.
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The Shaq Lawson signing is a lot worse than Flowers
These signings aren't really making them better...but Flowers is at least serviceable at guard.
Flowers is a piece of dung
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https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1240639403791433728?s=21
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https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1240639403791433728?s=21
Salguero was reporting yesterday that Miami is going to try hard to trade up to #1 for Burrow. I'm not sure how he thinks they're going to achieve that.
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Salguero was reporting yesterday that Miami is going to try hard to trade up to #1 for Burrow. I'm not sure how he thinks they're going to achieve that.
If anyone has the picks to do it, they do. I don’t see CIN passing on Burrow though.
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If anyone has the picks to do it, they do. I don’t see CIN passing on Burrow though.
I agree. IMO It's full Ditka territory to get Cinci to pass up a strategy they seem already pretty set on, and Miami still have too much more work to do to be able to surrender a full draft for one player.
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I agree. IMO It's full Ditka territory to get Cinci to pass up a strategy they seem already pretty set on, and Miami still have too much more work to do to be able to surrender a full draft for one player.
Full draft this year and certainly a good portion of next.
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Full draft this year and certainly a good portion of next.
I forgot that Miami have three first round picks. If I'm the Bengals I might give some consideration to Miami giving me at least two of those including #5, plus a couple of day 2 picks, plus next year's first, in exchange for the #1 overall. That would give them the ability to really strengthen the roster at key positions except for QB, tank hard this year and take Lawrence next year while still having another first rounder. If I'm Mike Brown would I be willing to take a top OL and WR this year and Trevor Lawrence in 2021 in exchange for another year of sucking? I think I might.
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I forgot that Miami have three first round picks. If I'm the Bengals I might give some consideration to Miami giving me at least two of those including #5, plus a couple of day 2 picks, plus next year's first, in exchange for the #1 overall. That would give them the ability to really strengthen the roster at key positions except for QB, tank hard this year and take Lawrence next year while still having another first rounder. If I'm Mike Brown would I be willing to take a top OL and WR this year and Trevor Lawrence in 2021 in exchange for another year of sucking? I think I might.
They also have 2 1’s and 2 2’s next year
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They also have 2 1’s and 2 2’s next year
That's just depressing.
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They also have 2 1’s and 2 2’s next year
If I’m Cincy, the bidding starts at Miami’s 5 1sts + over the next 2 years. When they laugh in my face I say, I guess you don’t really want Joe Burrow, do you?
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If I’m Cincy, the bidding starts at Miami’s 5 1sts + over the next 2 years. When they laugh in my face I say, I guess you don’t really want Joe Burrow, do you?
If you're Cinci do you want Joe Burrow, or do you want several premium players with which to rebuild your whole roster quickly and a shot at Trevor Lawrence? The biggest challenge I see is that if you draft too well with the picks that you trade for, you find it hard to suck enough for next year's first.
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It would be great if Burrow didn't end up in Cincy, then i can crush JE with the biggest I Told You So since white jeans went out of fashion.
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It would be great if Burrow didn't end up in Cincy, then i can crush JE with the biggest I Told You So since white jeans went out of fashion.
I think Cincy trading out of the pick because they're offered a king's ransom wouldn't really qualify for your claim of "Joe Burrow has all the leverage and can choose not to play there if he wants".
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I think Cincy trading out of the pick because they're offered a king's ransom wouldn't really qualify for your claim of "Joe Burrow has all the leverage and can choose not to play there if he wants".
too late. It's been decided.
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If you're Cinci do you want Joe Burrow, or do you want several premium players with which to rebuild your whole roster quickly and a shot at Trevor Lawrence? The biggest challenge I see is that if you draft too well with the picks that you trade for, you find it hard to suck enough for next year's first.
Is Joe Burrow 4 first round picks better than Tua?
I have no clue but I imagine if he’s a Bengal, they think he is. If he ends up a dolphin, then apparently they don’t think he is.
It’s a moot point, the Dolphins wouldn’t do it if the Bengals would.
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Jets get all 5 Dolphin first rounders, Bengals keep Burrow.
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If a team offered me something in the realm of 5 1sts and some leftover picks I may not give a excrement who that prospect is, I’m taking the picks. That is absurd draft capital.
Obviously if Burrow has a hall of fame career you probably get burned but if you value Tua or another QB anywhere near Burrow you take that deal all day
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Tua freaking stinks
I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
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Tua freaking stinks
I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
Here’s hoping you get the chance for the next 2-3 years while he flames out in Miami
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Tua freaking stinks
I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
I’m not a fan of Tua myself. My point was more so if you have a hypothetical rating on QB prospects of 0-100 and Burrow is a 98 while Tua is a 95 and Herbert is a 93 or whatever...
I think you go with Tua/Herbert and the picks no questions asked.
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I think you go with Tua/Herbert and the picks no questions asked.
I'd take the picks, make more trades, load up on the best available players, and then tank for Trevor Lawrence.
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I'd take the picks, make more trades, load up on the best available players, and then tank for Trevor Lawrence.
Imagine being the Bengals in that scenario. If you can trade down a few of those first rounders and turn it into a dozen first/second round picks.. that’s a roster you can supplement with free agents that gives them a 3-4 year deep playoff run. If half of them turn out to be pro-bowl caliber players you trade for more draft picks and comp picks and you start talking dynasty territory
Granted this is contingent on drafting really well but I’m of the position that no one player, Burrow included, is an absolute known commodity
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Tua freaking stinks
I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.
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Imagine being the Bengals in that scenario. If you can trade down a few of those first rounders and turn it into a dozen first/second round picks.. that’s a roster you can supplement with free agents that gives them a 3-4 year deep playoff run. If half of them turn out to be pro-bowl caliber players you trade for more draft picks and comp picks and you start talking dynasty territory
Granted this is contingent on drafting really well but I’m of the position that no one player, Burrow included, is an absolute known commodity
Imagine being Idzik and freaking up all of those picks.
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Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.
Wha
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Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.
Brett Favre is not a lefty.
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Brett Favre is not a lefty.
I've got nothing. I have no idea why I thought he was. Can't even blame the pub, it's closed.
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I've got nothing. I have no idea why I thought he was. Can't even blame the pub, it's closed.
Johnny Biden.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200320/d1646f8211922cdd5397a9028e1e3a6c.gif)
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Chris Foerster:
“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”
https://twitter.com/jenniferleechan/status/1293629490732478466?s=21
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JCTSports: Linebacker Vince Biegel was carted off toward the end of practice. It looks like he was tending to his right knee. Kyle Van Noy kneeled alongside him with his hand on Biegel’s shoulder before he was carted off.
Gase back at it again
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JCTSports: Linebacker Vince Biegel was carted off toward the end of practice. It looks like he was tending to his right knee. Kyle Van Noy kneeled alongside him with his hand on Biegel’s shoulder and whispered in his ear "Fire Gase" before he was carted off.
Gase back at it again
FYP
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Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick. He could possibly have COVID-19.
Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
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Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick. He could possibly have COVID-19.
Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
Wouldn't they just say he has covid, put him on the covid list?
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Wouldn't they just say he has covid, put him on the covid list?
They would have to. I know he has about as many kids as Antonio Cromartie, so hopefully they didn't get exposed to it.
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If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.
Let’s send Fales back there.
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Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick. He could possibly have COVID-19.
Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
It's hilarious that Josh Rosen isn't even good enough to be the fallback stopgap.
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Always will have a soft spot for Fitz.
That's said it's very interesting they are shopping for QBs. Is Rosen really that bad? Is Tua not healthy enough to play?
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COVID-19 built a nest in Fitz's beard
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If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.
Let’s send Fales back there.
They've got Rosen and Tua to compete for the #1 spot which isn't the worst situation in the world. I think Rosen might still turn out to be serviceable, and obviously they have high hopes for Tua even if they would rather not throw him in to start as a rookie. Have to think that if they do need to replace Fitz it will be with someone like Uncle Josh to provide some veteran guidance in the meeting room.
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If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.
Let’s send Fales back there.
They are not allowed to disclose who gets covid
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They've got Rosen and Tua to compete for the #1 spot which isn't the worst situation in the world. I think Rosen might still turn out to be serviceable, and obviously they have high hopes for Tua even if they would rather not throw him in to start as a rookie. Have to think that if they do need to replace Fitz it will be with someone like Uncle Josh to provide some veteran guidance in the meeting room.
Rosen freaking sucks and he's a queynte
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Rosen freaking sucks and he's a queynte
Like clockwork
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Like clockwork
It is my duty and my watch has not yet ended.
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They are not allowed to disclose who gets covid
They have a whole list for it. Even if he doesn’t self-disclose a test or contact he still has to go on it.
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Fitz is back at practice today.
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Field Yates
@FieldYates
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The Dolphins announce that they will have a maximum capacity of 13,000 fans for their home opener against the Bills, with all fans required to wear a mask.
Florida should just light itself on fire
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Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people.
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Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people.
I hope nobody shows up to their games....but people in general are stupid, so this will probably happen. ::)
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Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people.
13K is 20% of their capacity. You're hardly going to be surrounded.
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13K is 20% of their capacity. You're hardly going to be surrounded.
freak off, mate
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hahaha
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Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick. He could possibly have COVID-19.
Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
Turns out his mom has been sick the last few weeks, she died yesterday morning.
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Turns out his mom has been sick the last few weeks, she died yesterday morning.
RIP Fitzmom
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Josh Rosen got cut
Wonder if we uh sniff around him
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Josh Rosen got cut
Wonder if we uh sniff around him
I'd hope not considering he freaking sucks major donkey derriere.
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LMAO pure freaking cringe.
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LMAO pure freaking cringe.
You should boycott the NFL with Koz.
He'll save you a seat at Army/Navy.
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You should boycott the NFL with Koz.
He'll save you a seat at Army/Navy.
Nah.
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I'm assuming these recent responses were to Miamis attempts at a nursery rhyme to fight racial inequality or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3e9-ne16HE
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DeSantis has given the Dolphins permission to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans on game day.
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DeSantis has given the Dolphins permission to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans on game day.
Floronida
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DeSantis has given the Dolphins permission to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans on game day.
The NFL can't possibly let that happen, can it?
If I were an opposing player/staff member, I'd refuse to even enter the stadium
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The NFL can't possibly let that happen, can it?
If I were an opposing player/staff member, I'd refuse to even enter the stadium
The team have said they're staying at 20% for their next game. Who knows after that.
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The NFL can't possibly let that happen, can it?
If I were an opposing player/staff member, I'd refuse to even enter the stadium
It's the Dolphins, their fans don't go.
Everyone is going to be fine.
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Phins named Tua their starter going fwd. #RIPFitzmagic
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Phins named Tua their starter going fwd. #RIPFitzmagic
Weird time to make the switch.
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Weird time to make the switch.
id say so.
I mean Tua had a good first throw and all. But Fitz is the reason they won their 2 games against legitimate opponents this year.
I kind of hope Tua sucks and that he throws 10 picks by the time we play them again
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Weird time to make the switch.
Clearly they were disappointed with the fact that the 24 points that Fitz put up on Sunday was the fewest scored against the Jets by any team this season.
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That is odd. They were playing well with Fitz, in a decent spot to compete for the playoffs. It'll look like a genius move if Tue plays well, but stupid if they flop.
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Yea, I don’t get this unless it has something to do with Fitz going to the coaching staff.
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I guess it could have been planned all along since its the bye week
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That is odd. They were playing well with Fitz, in a decent spot to compete for the playoffs. It'll look like a genius move if Tue plays well, but stupid if they flop.
I'd say Miami had a below 20% chance of making the playoffs at this point. But I agree that the timing is weird.
As I typed that out it actually made a bit more sense (you're probably not making the playoffs so might as well see what you've got with Tua). But coming off a win, it's still a bit weird.
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I'd say Miami had a below 20% chance of making the playoffs at this point. But I agree that the timing is weird.
As I typed that out it actually made a bit more sense (you're probably not making the playoffs so might as well see what you've got with Tua). But coming off a win, it's still a bit weird.
Especially given his first start is going to be against the most dominant pass rusher in the NFL, and the Miami line isn't great. I might have been tempted to give him less of a baptism of fire, if I were Flores.
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Allows them to trade Fitz at the deadline with his stock still high
Allows them to take a look at Tua and see what they have in case the HOU 1st rounder ends up being a top 5 pick with the ability to land Fields or Lance
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I would be so happy if they gave up on Tua after one season.
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Allows them to trade Fitz at the deadline with his stock still high
Allows them to take a look at Tua and see what they have in case the HOU 1st rounder ends up being a top 5 pick with the ability to land Fields or Lance
Fitzmagic in Dallas would be fun.
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I would be so happy if they gave up on Tua after one season.
Don't worry, I can ruin that:
They give up on him because he's so bad that they end up with the 1st pick when we win 4 fluky games and they take Trevor
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Hey, we could trade for Fitz.
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Fitzmagic in Dallas would be fun.
I was actually thinking Chicago
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I don't think any playoff-precarious teams are trading for Fitz.
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Ryan Fitzpatrick: "I basically got fired yesterday and my day today consisted of zoom meetings with the guy who fired me and sitting in a room with the guy who replaced me for four hours."
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Awwww...Fitz thought he was THE guy.
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Ryan Fitzpatrick: "I basically got fired yesterday and my day today consisted of zoom meetings with the guy who fired me and sitting in a room with the guy who replaced me for four hours."
Please tell me that's a real quote.
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Please tell me that's a real quote.
It is
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https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1318589112371367937?s=21
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It is
That's awesome that it's a real quote. I mean it sucks for Fitz to lose his gig at that moment. Dude wins 2 straight, and 3 of 6, and despite having that offense moving the ball he gets benched when he does ultimately because it's the bye week. Had the schedule not shifted around, the bye week was originally week 11. If he has them in the hunt with 5-7 wins going into the bye, it's quite possible he keeps the job until they are out of contention for the year.
Hard to root against Fitzpatrick, particularly when our team is completely irrelevant.
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Hard to root against Fitzpatrick, particularly when our team is completely irrelevant.
Not when he's wearing a Miami jersey it isn't. I don't care about the Bills or Dolphins when they're worse than us, but right now I hate them passionately and resent them getting a first down, never mind being in playoff contention.
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Not when he's wearing a Miami jersey it isn't. I don't care about the Bills or Dolphins when they're worse than us, but right now I hate them passionately and resent them getting a first down, never mind being in playoff contention.
Same. I hate everybody.
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Not when he's wearing a Miami jersey it isn't. I don't care about the Bills or Dolphins when they're worse than us, but right now I hate them passionately and resent them getting a first down, never mind being in playoff contention.
It clearly hasn't set in for you yet that we are going to be 0-16 / 1-15 this year and it literally doesn't matter. Next year we all go back to hating everyone.
For the record, freak Josh Allen, freak Tua Tagovailoa and freak Cam Newton
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It clearly hasn't set in for you yet that we are going to be 0-16 / 1-15 this year and it literally doesn't matter. Next year we all go back to hating everyone.
For the record, freak Josh Allen, freak Tua Tagovailoa and freak Cam Newton
No reason we can't hate everyone now. I've hated the entire NBA except for the Knicks for decades.
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It clearly hasn't set in for you yet that we are going to be 0-16 / 1-15 this year and it literally doesn't matter. Next year we all go back to hating everyone.
Wrong way round. I don't care about their success when we're having more than them, but when we suck this much every little last scrap of success that the rest of the division enjoys, every tiny little thing that they do better than us, I take as a personal insult aimed directly at me and I hate them for it.
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I still maintain the rest of the AFC East is less hateable this year than it has been in a long time.
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I still maintain the rest of the AFC East is less hateable this year than it has been in a long time.
It's finally a normal division that isn't decided by Week 4. Once we get back to being a real team we have a chance to host a playoff game by being better than three other teams, the way everyone else has been doing it for the last 20 years.
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I still maintain the rest of the AFC East is less hateable this year than it has been in a long time.
The Patriots are a teeny bit less hateable. The Dolphins and Bills have players that I like but I resent the fact that they're ahead of us and have far brighter prospects than us regardless of what anyone thinks that that long haired poofter is going to do for us.
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Not a single team in the AFC East is remotely laes hateable. Jesus they're in the Jets division freak them one and all, I hope all of their stadiums burn down to the ground and they have nowhere to play in perpetuity, freak them!
Jesus you guys sniff each others assholes so much around here you're becoming soft.
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Not a single team in the AFC East is remotely laes hateable. Jesus they're in the Jets division freak them one and all, I hope all of their stadiums burn down to the ground and they have nowhere to play in perpetuity, freak them!
Jesus you guys sniff each others assholes so much around here you're becoming soft.
This guy...
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I don't hate any of them any less, but I don't care at all this year. I don't want any non-Jets AFCE team to go anywhere in the playoffs, but that's standard.
As for Fitz, I like the guy and feel bad for him. Yet another example of why I stopped getting mad at players for holding out years ago. Your career can end in an instant. Get every dollar you can.
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I don't hate any of them any less, but I don't care at all this year. I don't want any non-Jets AFCE team to go anywhere in the playoffs, but that's standard.
As for Fitz, I like the guy and feel bad for him. Yet another example of why I stopped getting mad at players for holding out years ago. Your career can end in an instant. Get every dollar you can.
This is basically where I am at. We're not competitive and the rest of the conference is in some weird bizzaro world where the Bills are one of the better teams in the conference and the Patriots are struggling to look functional. I'm not putting any energy into the rivalry this year.
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I don't hate any of them any less, but I don't care at all this year. I don't want any non-Jets AFCE team to go anywhere in the playoffs, but that's standard.
Not caring is inherently less severe than any level of hate.
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This is basically where I am at. We're not competitive and the rest of the conference is in some weird bizzaro world where the Bills are one of the better teams in the conference and the Patriots are struggling to look functional. I'm not putting any energy into the rivalry this year.
Yeah, we're basically non-participants in that regard. What's the point of hating if we're likely going to get the short end of that stick 6 times this year?
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The Patriots are a teeny bit less hateable. The Dolphins and Bills have players that I like but I resent the fact that they're ahead of us and have far brighter prospects than us regardless of what anyone thinks that that long haired poofter is going to do for us.
the hate for the rest of the AFC East should never wane....under any circumstances.
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NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
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#Dolphins are exploring trade offers for CB Xavien Howard, per @OmarKelly
. They have an offer on the table and are seriously considering moving him before next week's deadline. Howard signed a large 5-year extension last year and has hauled in 4 interceptions in his last 4 games.
I wouldn't mind if JD acquired him....nice building block for the rebuild.
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I'd trade Seattle's first for Howard.
that boy good
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I'd trade Seattle's first for Howard.
that boy good
Same, but I can't imagine they'd trade him inside the division. But if we give the best offer, who knows, they might be fine dealing him to a team that looks as far away as we do.
We sorely need a CB1. Even more than an edge rusher. As badly as we need to upgrade the offense, we really need to get a quality CB in here, whether that's through FA, the draft, or a trade.
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Why are they trying to trade him?
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Why are they trying to trade him?
Probably too many resources in that room. Howard is making a lot of money, Byron Jones just got a record contract and they just drafted Igbinoghene in round 1.
Trying to recoup some assets I’d guess. But personally I’d wait till the offseason but that’s just me
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https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1321166563945422851
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https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1321166563945422851
Oh so the dolphins have a Manish too?
I’m so surprised
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Oh so the dolphins have a Manish too?
I’m so surprised
Omar Kelly lol
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Omar Kelly lol
Wow I actually could have guessed that one
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Wow I actually could have guessed that one
I immediately thought of him, then looked up the actual source of the story and it was him. So gratifying.
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I would laugh this off if it weren't Schefter saying it.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30232797/sources-miami-dolphins-trove-draft-picks-was-factor-decision-start-tua-tagovailoa
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Mac Jones, who is extremely limited athletically/physically, looks better than Tua.
If that Houston pick turns into a Top 3 pick, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get Justin Fields (if Tua is buns for the rest of the season).
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Mac Jones, who is extremely muscular athletically/physically, looks better than Tua.
If that Houston pick turns into a Top 3 pick, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get Justin Fields (if Tua is buns for the rest of the season).
Fyp
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Fyp
But he is not lightning quick
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But he is not lightning quick
Haha.
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Fitz is COVID positive
RIP Tua
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It's unfair to give up on Tua after one year, particularly his first year back from a devastating injury as a rookie in the NFL. And while he hasn't been good, he hasn't been a total trainwreck either. He's been better than Darnold for instance.
That said, it's totally fair to evaluate Tua compared to the quarterbacks high in this draft. And if you feel you can get an upgrade in the draft, the franchise can do that. It might not be fair to Tua, but that doesn't really matter.
Tua was a top-5 pick, but he wouldn't be a top-5 pick anymore if he were in the 2021 draft. If they think Fields or Wilson or Lance is a franchise quarterback, they have to look at it. They don't have to do it, but if they love Fields and are a little iffy on Tua, they should probably take Fields and move Tua.
That was basically the plan with Darnold earlier this season in our minds. We believed in Darnold, but Trevor Lawrence would be an upgrade, so we'd have to do it, though Darnold's stock has dropped since then.
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It's unfair to give up on Tua after one year, particularly his first year back from a devastating injury as a rookie in the NFL. And while he hasn't been good, he hasn't been a total trainwreck either. He's been better than Darnold for instance.
That said, it's totally fair to evaluate Tua compared to the quarterbacks high in this draft. And if you feel you can get an upgrade in the draft, the franchise can do that. It might not be fair to Tua, but that doesn't really matter.
Tua was a top-5 pick, but he wouldn't be a top-5 pick anymore if he were in the 2021 draft. If they think Fields or Wilson or Lance is a franchise quarterback, they have to look at it. They don't have to do it, but if they love Fields and are a little iffy on Tua, they should probably take Fields and move Tua.
That was basically the plan with Darnold earlier this season in our minds. We believed in Darnold, but Trevor Lawrence would be an upgrade, so we'd have to do it, though Darnold's stock has dropped since then.
Agreed, unfortunately it looks like sam isn't the only unproven qb possibly being traded. Tua, wentz and sam are all options for teams in mid rebuild which will lower the haul we get for sam
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Miami is not giving up on Tua yet.
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Miami is not giving up on Tua yet.
They should
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I think he'll last about tua years there.
Ok I'll leave.
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Fitz is COVID positive
RIP Tua
Still won't be Fitpatrick's worst Week 17 in Buffalo.
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I think he'll last about tua years there.
Ok I'll leave.
Quality post
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I think he'll last about tua years there.
Ok I'll leave.
You are just the worst person.
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You are just the worst person.
He has children, let him be. It's his job.
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All the Dolphins had to do was beat the Bills' starters for one half.
Adam Gase could do it. Brian Flores? Not so much.
lolphins
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All the Dolphins had to do was beat the Bills' starters for one half.
Adam Gase could do it. Brian Flores? Not so much.
lolphins
Reckon they move on from Tua at #3 though? It's not like the Airizona and Rosen situation, because Flores and Grier drafted Tua. The TSN analyst is putting a lot of blame on Chan Gailey's playcalling.
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Reckon they move on from Tua at #3 though? It's not like the Airizona and Rosen situation, because Flores and Grier drafted Tua. The TSN analyst is putting a lot of blame on Chan Gailey's playcalling.
If they think that Fields or Wilson is a franchise quarterback, they should pull the trigger. Kind of like Sam, Tua's stock isn't as a top-5 pick anymore.
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Reckon they move on from Tua at #3 though? It's not like the Airizona and Rosen situation, because Flores and Grier drafted Tua. The TSN analyst is putting a lot of blame on Chan Gailey's playcalling.
Chan Gailey likely hasn’t helped. Is Flores calling for constantly pulling Tua or is he just allowing Gailey to do it? Either way, great way to Tim Couch this dude.
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Highlight of the day so far.
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If they think that Fields or Wilson is a franchise quarterback, they should pull the trigger. Kind of like Sam, Tua's stock isn't as a top-5 pick anymore.
Tua's stock never should have been top 5.
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Tua's stock never should have been top 5.
This, basically.
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Tua's stock never should have been top 5.
It is the downside of taking a QB extremely early without elite physical tools. His floor becomes a lot lower.
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It is the downside of taking a QB extremely early without elite physical tools. His floor becomes a lot lower.
Passing on Herbert looks good on those asshats.
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Passing on Herbert looks good on those asshats.
It will look a lot better if they pass on replacing him because "we need to give him time"
I should clarify, better for us.
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Passing on Herbert looks good on those asshats.
And the same front office and coaching staff might be looking to take another QB early.
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Tua's stock never should have been top 5.
then throw in the fact that he was recovering from a severe hip injury usually suffered by people decades older than he is and his recovery was still more or less a mystery. it is probably the most risky draft pick that high that i can recollect at this time.
willis mcgahee was fucked up but i still felt that a late 1st rounder for somebody like him was very much worth that risk for the potential reward. where the dolphins picked tua, you don't want to miss.
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Phins missing the playoffs salvages the day.
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Phins missing the playoffs salvages the day.
Big time.
Can't decide if I want the Giants to win their division at 6-10 or miss the playoffs. I think it was Seattle one year that won their division at 7-9, then won a home playoff game.
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Okay, now it's official:
Chan Gailey resigned this morning
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https://twitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1349347095443070978
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https://twitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1349347095443070978
look at you being on twitter and all that.
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look at you being on twitter and all that.
Where else to get news on his beloved Dolphins?
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look at you being on twitter and all that.
If I'm posting a Twitter link then it's coming either from Reddit or Facebook.
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Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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Sources: The #Dolphins are naming offensive co-coordinators. RBs coach Eric Studesville and QBs coach George Godsey will combine to do the job, as the two strong internal candidates earn promotions.
I hope Watson hates this
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Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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2m
New #Dolphins QBs coach Charlie Frye will work directly with the QBs. As a former college OC, I’m told he will also have some input in the offensive vision, as Miami plans to blend NFL and college-style concepts. Similar to what a lot of the top offenses in the NFL do.
lol Charlie Frye
I hope Watson hates him too
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Wonder what their pronouns are?
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Wonder what their pronouns are?
Coach
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Coach
Coach They.
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https://twitter.com/LukeMHoover/status/1356649901497544704?s=19
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https://twitter.com/LukeMHoover/status/1356649901497544704?s=19
That's almost as ridiculous as Gase and Lawgaynez both calling plays
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Gaysharks released Kyle van Noy. I thought he was pretty good?
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Gaysharks released Kyle van Noy. I thought he was pretty good?
they're clearing capspace for Watson
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they're clearing capspace for Watson
They don't need to clear cap
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Gaysharks released Kyle van Noy. I thought he was pretty good?
He was very good and towards the top of the league in pressures. Have to think that they are targeting someone like Zaven Collins in the first round to replace him.
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They don't need to clear cap
they did anyway
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They don't need to clear cap
They do if they want to sign Watson.
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They do if they want to sign Watson.
His cap hit is only $10.5M this season. They did not need to make space for him.
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His cap hit is only $10.5M this season. They did not need to make space for him.
They've only got $22M, between Watson and rookies they'd have nothing left.
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They've only got $22M, between Watson and rookies they'd have nothing left.
They have several players expected to be cut that will put them around $35-$40M before cutting KVN.
They don't need to move money around to acquire Watson. They are likely moving money around so they can go after Aaron Jones.
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1369081659711229967?s=19
lol
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1369081659711229967?s=19
lol
They went from 18 to 22 to get a 2020 first round tackle?
I'd say that's a damn great move for Miami.
The downside of this is way way less than the upside
Even his cap hit is next to nothing
The guy acted like a jerkoff with covid, well there's a decent chance the nfl won't have the insane restrictions next season. And almost no chance they'll have them the year after
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They went from 18 to 22 to get a 2020 first round tackle?
It says a swap of picks to get a first round player, not a swap of first round picks. I can't believe they'd give up four spots in the first for a guy who could easily not make it out of camp, given his apparent lack of interest in being a professional football player.
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It says a swap of picks to get a first round player, not a swap of first round picks. I can't believe they'd give up four spots in the first for a guy who could easily not make it out of camp, given his apparent lack of interest in being a professional football player.
Well we'd have to see what they gave up, but this seems like a smart move.
Most of us would be excited if we made a minimal swap for this dude
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Well we'd have to see what they gave up, but this seems like a smart move.
Most of us would be excited if we made a minimal swap for this dude
Not really. He's never shown anything in the NFL except a stunning lack of maturity and professionalism. He's not far off being Jachai Polite except he was a first round pick.
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Not really. He's never shown anything in the NFL except a stunning lack of maturity and professionalism. He's not far off being Jachai Polite except he was a first round pick.
He's never shown anything, in one season, without an offseason, reduced team activities, two agents on the covid list, and a dui.
I agree completley he's immature and has all kinds of issues.
But to be fair he's an nfl rookie, and because of covid hasn't had the normal rookie opportunity to grow up and learn to be a football player + adult with a normal NFL regiment and structure.
100% he's been a jackass, but I think that's at least salvageable with some structure
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He's never shown anything, in one season, without an offseason, reduced team activities, two agents on the covid list, and a dui.
I agree completley he's immature and has all kinds of issues.
But to be fair he's an nfl rookie, and because of covid hasn't had the normal rookie opportunity to grow up and learn to be a football player + adult with a normal NFL regiment and structure.
100% he's been a jackass, but I think that's at least salvageable with some structure
I don't blame Miami at all for taking the punt, I just think the chances of him turning out to be any good are slim.
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I don't blame Miami at all for taking the punt, I just think the chances of him turning out to be any good are slim.
I wouldn't say its slim, but it's no slam dunk either.
The circumstances here are much more unusual
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It's seventh round picks.
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Hell of a pickup, phins...
https://twitter.com/AustinStanley81/status/1373047226713444352 (https://twitter.com/AustinStanley81/status/1373047226713444352)
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Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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58s
Among the incidents that led to the #Dolphins waiving OT Isaiah Wilson, per sources:
- Hours late for his physical
- Late for his onboarding process
- Didn't show up for voluntary workouts he had committed to Thursday and Friday
Team tried to support him, but now moving on.
Lol!!
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[Sarney] At this exact moment, the Miami Dolphins are the only team in the entire NFL to not have a single player currently contracted on their roster that is age 30 or over. The only one.
That's crazy
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freak
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Filed to ESPN: Dolphins trading No. 3 overall pick to the San Francisco 49ers for the No. 12 pick, a 2021 third-round pick (SF’s comp pick for Robert Saleh hiring) and first-round picks in 2022 and 2023, per sources.
Blockbuster deal with massive ramifications for years to come.
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Enjoy Tua though
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They'll probably take whoever is left between Lance or Fields.
I really hope picks like Tua are what we can expect out of this front office.
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They'll probably take whoever is left between Lance or Fields.
I assume you mean the 49ers because neither of those guys are falling to 12.
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I assume you mean the 49ers because neither of those guys are falling to 12.
Jesus I forgot what the draft order looks like.
Enjoy Tua, though.
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Dolphins loading up to trade for Watson??
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My real question is: Did the 49ers make that offer to the Jets first?
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Dolphins loading up to trade for Watson??
That was always the reason to keep Sam for the Jets, and it could make sense for Miami.
That said, hopefully Wilson is the next great QB, and we have him under a cheaper contract without any sexual assault allegations.
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My real question is: Did the 49ers make that offer to the Jets first?
They must have made some offer, right? Nobody goes straight to 3 without trying 2 unless they know 2 isn't for sale.
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My real question is: Did the 49ers make that offer to the Jets first?
The only reason that trade would have made sense for the Jets is if they are all in on Watson and they want to maintain flexibility in future drafts. But that wouldn't happen now, it would happen closer to draft day once we get more news on Watson.
If Watson is completely removed from the situation, I wouldn't do this deal if I were the Jets. 49ers should be a good team, and those should be late picks. 12 is a pretty big drop, and the only other addition in 2021 is a 3rd-round pick Granted, not everyone in the NFC West can be good, so maybe those picks will be OK.
We have an extra pick next year already. What we really need is a quarterback. Any trade involving the #2 pick should give us a pathway to improve at QB.
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Holy excrement, it's the Mac-Darnold trade.
Etienne at 2 confirmed.
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This is gonna be a fun draft
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Holy excrement, it's the Mac-Darnold trade.
Etienne at 2 confirmed.
Heis hates that.
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What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?
This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer
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They must have made some offer, right? Nobody goes straight to 3 without trying 2 unless they know 2 isn't for sale.
Yep. Either 2 wasn't for sale or Douglas asked for too much.
All signs point to Wilson. Jets sent all the important dudes there, didn't trade the pick.
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What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?
This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer
Atlanta at 4? Not likely. Trade down, get Mac Jones
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What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?
This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer
Denver could.
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Miami turned Laremy Tunsil into 4 first round picks.
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What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?
This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer
Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos
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Miami turned Laremy Tunsil into 4 first round picks.
Lets see if they hit on the picks though
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Dolphins traded back to #6 with Eagles.
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1375500430315229192?s=19
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1375501911500144644?s=19
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This is fun
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I like the Dolphins moves a lot more now that they got back up to 6. A little surprised they'd make that move this far out considering they likely aren't taking a QB.
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I'd say that puts them back in play for a potential QB.
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Sonny Weaver Jr running the Phins
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I'd say that puts them back in play for a potential QB.
Probably the best receiver or Pitts.
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I like the Dolphins moves a lot more now that they got back up to 6. A little surprised they'd make that move this far out considering they likely aren't taking a QB.
Puts them in the conversation to still get a LT, or potentially trading out of 6 again depending on how the QB domino's falls. Also guarentees (basically) they can get a LT or one of the elite wideout prospects
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https://twitter.com/thecheckdown/status/1376658236942606338?s=21
We’re fucked
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What do we have to put against this in the talent competition?
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I'm guessing he's only supposed to grab it by a specific color? He's supposed to use arrows.
#Sho'nuff
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lol what in the actual hell
balancing with a junkyard chain while catching a triple headed sex toy?
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Can we start a gofundme to get this trainer for the Samchise
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https://twitter.com/andyslater/status/1367212798644748288?s=21
Yassss
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I hope this is just more proof that Tua is going to not be the guy in Miami, rather than just Waddle just pumping up his current guy
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https://twitter.com/andyslater/status/1367212798644748288?s=21
Yassss
Never-ending respect that Andrew Siciliano was able to make it in television.
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Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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The #Dolphins are taking the field for the first practice of minicamp and star CB Xavien Howard isn't there, I'm told. Officially a holdout.
they just paid Howard like 40 mil guaranteed last year lol
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Adam Beasley
@AdamHBeasley
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3m
And now a fourth INT by Tua
meanwhile in Miami....
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Adam Beasley
@AdamHBeasley
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3m
And now a fourth INT by Tua
meanwhile in Miami....
Anotha one
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Anotha one
Jaylen Waddle probably
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210615/61de533e933fc8a7722f1b6f637a871a.gif)
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Deshaun Watson or Aaron Rodgers will be quarterbacking the Dolphins in 2022 anyway.
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https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1420176389626552332?s=21
Xavien Howard requests a trade
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Despite him acting this way I can give him props for straight up admitting “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
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https://twitter.com/theMMQB/status/1425864101633396740?s=20
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https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1434868561437208580?s=21
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https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1434868561437208580?s=21
Hate to see the guy whose Twitter profile location is "Somewhere without a mask" whose bio says "I will not comply" be forced to miss time.
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I know we are eventually gonna lose an important player to covid, but it nice to see it happen to other teams for now.
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I know we are eventually gonna lose an important player to covid, but it nice to see it happen to the Dolphins and Bills for now.
FTFY
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lol
https://mobile.twitter.com/tomecurran/status/1434917044227649536?s=12
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Imagine if an unvaccinated starting quarterback entered the Covid protocol the week before the Super Bowl.
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Imagine if an unvaccinated starting quarterback entered the Covid protocol the week before the Super Bowl.
Looking at you, Kirk....
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Looking at you, Kirk....
The schadenfreude would be delicious.
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Looking at you, Kirk....
Weren't you just saying they'd probably finish last in their division?
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Weren't you just saying they'd probably finish last in their division?
I believe the bet I offered you, which you ignored, is that they'll finish 3rd or 4th in the division. Which I think they will, in part because they have a higher quotient of plague rats than most teams. I just couldn't think of another unvaccinated QB with a job who I could reference in response to AR.
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I believe the bet I offered you, which you ignored, is that they'll finish 3rd or 4th in the division. Which I think they will, in part because they have a higher quotient of plague rats than most teams. I just couldn't think of another unvaccinated QB with a job who I could reference in response to AR.
Jesus would smite me down for gambling. It's sacrilegious.
Hopefully tb 12 is antivaxx. Instead drinking his semen shakes by his chiropractic herbalist man friend
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Jesus would smite me down for gambling. It's sacrilegious.
Hopefully tb 12 is antivaxx. Instead drinking his semen shakes by his chiropractic herbalist man friend
He's confirmed vaccinated.
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He's confirmed vaccinated.
Are we sure it wasn't the hot beef injection?
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ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
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1h
The Dolphins have named five captains for the 2021. The starting quarterback is not one of them.
haha
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1440697067127541768?s=19
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1440697067127541768?s=19
Odds of them trading for Watson this offseason at like 99% and rising?
Don't want them to tank too much, so they're forced to overpay
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Tua to IR, so out for at least the next 3 weeks.
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1442236297423167490?s=19
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Elite trolling
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1442544046661009414?s=19
TBH I don't see what the big deal is about Flores
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Elite trolling
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1442544046661009414?s=19
TBH I don't see what the big deal is about Flores
Outside of Tua I think Miami is in a pretty good spot.
If they get Watson (which they have the assets to do) they'd probably deservedly be the favorite in the division.
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Outside of Tua I think Miami is in a pretty good spot.
If they get Watson (which they have the assets to do) they'd probably deservedly be the favorite in the division.
Miami with Watson would still have a mediocre OL at best, and fewer resources with which to fix it.
The Bills are the favourite in the division until further notice.
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Miami with Watson would still have a mediocre OL at best, and fewer resources with which to fix it.
The Bills are the favourite in the division until further notice.
If Allen returns to form from last year I'll agree.
If he turns back into a pumpkin I'll disagree.
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If Allen returns to form from last year I'll agree.
If he turns back into a pumpkin I'll disagree.
Neither of those things will happen. He won't be as good as last year, but he'll still be good.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ethanbudowsky/status/1445215988920823808
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Thank god for the Dolphins.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1457375123418320900
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https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1457375123418320900
Jacoby is probably better than Tua anyway.
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FOX's Jay Glazer reports the Dolphins were willing to trade three first-rounders and two second-rounders for Deshaun Watson on the condition that Watson settle the 22 unresolved sexual assault claims against him.
That, of course, did not happen. Glazer went on to report the Texans got cold feet about the deal because they believe they could get more once Watson settles his affairs. It remains unbelievable the degree to which teams have been willing to engage on Watson with this ugly off-the-field cloud hovering. We have no idea how close Watson's legal saga might be to ending, while we hope the Texans aren't holding their breath to beat a three first-rounder, two second-rounder offer next offseason. That deal alone would be one of the most insane in league history. Any more compensation would be truly difficult to comprehend.
Three firsts and two seconds. Gat dayum.
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They were freaking morons turning that down.
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They were freaking morons turning that down.
Well it sounds like Watson is the one who turned it down.
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As guilty as I believe he is, having an NFL team attempt to pressure the outcome for a legal proceeding seems beyond fucked up.
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https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1472652427883069441?t=3xrvILIyg6au0Z1BbhVpmw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/Mike_Masala/status/1493259505722867723
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https://twitter.com/Mike_Masala/status/1493259505722867723
Nooooo!!
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Wonder if a Miami sale would make them a London candidate. Especially with Jacksonville having just built that crazy expensive new stadium
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Wonder if a Miami sale would make them a London candidate. Especially with Jacksonville having just built that crazy expensive new stadium
I can't see it. Quite apart from the fact that it will be virtually impossible to prove Flores's accusations and even if they are true then Ross won't be the only to have done or be doing it and therefore the others won't support sanctions for fear of precedent, Miami is too storied a club to move out of the US IMO. If a London team were to happen, and I still don't really believe that it will, I think it would be an expansion.
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Hired Darrell Bevell as QB coach and passing game co-ordinator.
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https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1498277783465865216?s=20&t=56NH0tDR3i6e5tZoSGxikw
this would've sucked royal derriere.
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https://twitter.com/NFL_TIJ/status/1499052341227442176?t=I4G3lIacPrMatPp4zvfwww&s=19
Fake but still
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This can't be real.
https://phinphanatic.com/2022/03/24/tom-brady-coming-to-miami-dolphins-are-working-on-it/
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This can't be real.
https://phinphanatic.com/2022/03/24/tom-brady-coming-to-miami-dolphins-are-working-on-it/
it would be hilarious
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This can't be real.
https://phinphanatic.com/2022/03/24/tom-brady-coming-to-miami-dolphins-are-working-on-it/
It's not.
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What could they possibly offer Tampa that they want more than one more year with Brady?
I wont lie it would be hilarious for them to trade both 1s next year and plenty more for Brady to play 1 year and have his Marino fall off a cliff year this year right after they do it, and then they trade tua back to TB in the deal to go with it
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What could they possibly offer Tampa that they want more than one more year with Brady?
I wont lie it would be hilarious for them to trade both 1s next year and plenty more for Brady to play 1 year and have his Marino fall off a cliff year this year right after they do it, and then they trade tua back to TB in the deal to go with it
My understanding is Brady would play out his contract then go to Miami as a free agent the following season
To play out his age 46 season
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The suggestion a little while back was that Ross was willing to offer Brady an ownership stake in the Dolphins.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1507393525100515335
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I agree that it doesn't make sense but "he's under contract with the Bucs" means nothing.
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So the Dolphins plan this offseason was...
1. Convince Tom Brady to retire
2. Give Tom Brady a minority ownership role
3. Hire Sean Payton
4. Wait for Tampa to replace Brady
5. Bring Brady out of retirement and force Tampa to trade him
And it all got blown up after step 1 because of the Flores lawsuit. Amazing.
https://t.co/YsEq5JfQJz
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Paywall
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Paywall
No it isn't, you just need to click out of a couple of boxes. Get your excrement together Grandpa.
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No it isn't, you just need to click out of a couple of boxes. Get your excrement together Grandpa.
Paywall or not, it's not hard to find excerpts of it.
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No it isn't, you just need to click out of a couple of boxes. Get your excrement together Grandpa.
It blocked me the first time. Worked the second. Either way, my excrement will never be together.
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It blocked me the first time. Worked the second. Either way, my excrement will never be together.
At least get it into some form of loose coalition.
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https://twitter.com/nickysmokess/status/1516844891812282379
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https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1524193068391432193
Idk about you, but I love a good underthrown go route!
Imagine posting that. Tyreek had to straight up stop.
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https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1524193068391432193
Idk about you, but I love a good underthrown go route!
Imagine posting that. Tyreek had to straight up stop.
They're getting roasted in the replies.
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https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1542866233640501250?t=LxRq3RnKj26x68VrXcnnIQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1554495377600045056?s=20&t=IIyWcaquGG4FpHDYFickPA
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
NFL stripped the Dolphins of their 2023 first-round draft pick and 2024 third-round pick for violating the integrity of the game.
Dolphins’ owner Stephen Ross also suspended through Oct. 17 and fined $1.5 million.
LMAO
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wow LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wtf
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Tampered with Brady and Sean Payton
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1554495377600045056?s=20&t=IIyWcaquGG4FpHDYFickPA
LMAO
Awesome
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Trying to persuade a player to join your team - violating integrity
Actually hiring a player with a series of sexual assault allegations against him and deliberately structuring his contract to make sure any punishment doesn't cost him - integrity intact
NFL really covering themselves in glory right now.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tejfbanalytics/status/1554497248842719232?s=21&t=raKLUhcQPk33STUTNdCP_w
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Trying to persuade a player to join your team - violating integrity
Actually hiring a player with a series of sexual assault allegations against him and deliberately structuring his contract to make sure any punishment doesn't cost him - integrity intact
NFL really covering themselves in glory right now.
One has literally nothing to do with the other.
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https://twitter.com/Willpa11/status/1557453815338655744
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https://twitter.com/Willpa11/status/1557453815338655744
before it even got to its destination you could tell that throw was dead lmao
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before it even got to its destination you could tell that throw was dead lmao
Yet Dolfans will claim it was a bounce pass 🤣
paging tyreek....
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Yet Dolfans will claim it was a bounce pass
paging tyreek....
Best point guard in the NFL
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fdh-UxXWYAcTSdK?format=jpg&name=large)
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^ buttpunt
https://thespun.com/.amp/more/top-stories/nfl-world-reacts-to-viral-dolphins-cheerleader
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https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1580212476624646144?s=20&t=stWea_owOzgPIIq1tFHyWw
lmao
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https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1580212476624646144?s=20&t=stWea_owOzgPIIq1tFHyWw
lmao
https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1213097561206263808?t=92sJ5yjk1o3jHpQiGutIyw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1213097561206263808?t=92sJ5yjk1o3jHpQiGutIyw&s=19
It really freaking is, man.
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https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1580651396096876545 (https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1580651396096876545)
Another twist in that big Dolphins story that's been dominating the headlines.
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The ping pong tables have clearly planted a parasite in his brain that is controlling his mind.
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Don't look now but the much vaunted Dolphins have now lost three in a row. Do we think that Tua turns it around at home next week vs the schizophrenic Steelers?
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https://twitter.com/MichaelBalkoJr/status/1583106542513295360?s=20&t=Z0rW7_RBXUCmlIeihzQx4Q (https://twitter.com/MichaelBalkoJr/status/1583106542513295360?s=20&t=Z0rW7_RBXUCmlIeihzQx4Q)
Trying to get their tampering picks back?
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Gesicki makes no sense for the Dolphins at that salary given the way that staff has been using him. And there is no way they resign him so they might as well trade him if they get a good offer.
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https://twitter.com/Djbienaime/status/1585127622119690240?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D
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https://twitter.com/Djbienaime/status/1585127622119690240?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D
Ivy League Journalism degree
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Classiest Dolphin
https://mobile.twitter.com/SSMiamiDolphins/status/1585759204773662721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Gave Chubb a 5 year / $119M extension. Bold move for a player who has only managed to play more than half his team's games once in the last 4 seasons.
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Gave Chubb a 5 year / $119M extension. Bold move for a player who has only managed to play more than half his team's games once in the last 4 seasons.
Not that I would have done it, but you had to pay him after trading for him.
Fins are clearly going all in to win a ring in the next 18 months
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https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/nfl/2022/12/13/mike-mcdaniel-said-miami-dolphins-were-pressing-in-loss-to-chargers/69719865007/
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McDaniel identified issues on both sides of the ball, finding players going away from what they were taught trying to be a hero.
"You don't do that in 11-on-11 football with any sort of consistency or success," he said.
McDaniel said he saw players adjusting a route, attacking a read that wasn't primary in the progression, guys trying to "engulf" a defender at the expense of blocking techniques and jumping the gaps.
"It wasn't one player," he said. "It wasn't one position. It wasn't one side of the ball. So to me that's very telling of there's a lot of guys pressing.
Team went rogue.
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Team went rogue.
Clearly a circus
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How did I miss the Tua Turntheballova hashtag?
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Apparently there's a working fan theory that Tua had a concussion late in the first half. Because there's a video of him getting wrekt with his head bouncing off the ground pretty hard. Then of course him playing like absolute dog excrement the next half.
Doesn't seem like anything to concrete to support it
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Anything to excuse shitty play
But if he had a second concussion missed by the NFL trauma staff in the same season? My oh my that would make for some stories
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Anything to excuse shitty play
But if he had a second concussion missed by the NFL trauma staff in the same season? My oh my that would make for some stories
Lose all the draft picks!!!
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Some nice Christmas fireworks
Tua in the concussion protocol yet again playing with a concussion
Bad things will be happening
(this also is bad for us presumably dramatically increasing the Patriots odds of winning)
I imagine there's a highly decent chance of him not being cleared to play vs us as well
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/fantasy/football/news/dolphins-tua-tagovailoa-in-concussion-protocol/amp/
https://www.google.com/amp/s/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/12/26/tua-tagovailoa-placed-in-concussion-protocol-again/amp/
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I know someone on here mentioned it, but that concussion sure does make that terrible 2nd half performance make sense. Dude had 5 INTs all year before that 2nd half.
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I know someone on here mentioned it, but that concussion sure does make that terrible 2nd half performance make sense. Dude had 5 INTs all year before that 2nd half.
I posted that yesterday but it was a fan observation that grew into a thing. It was towards the end of the first half, so it makes sense and looks horrible for the organization
Not sure how the freak the Dolphins can see they couldn't figure out he had a concussion, when some dude at home was able to come to that conclusion
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I posted that yesterday but it was a fan observation that grew into a thing. It was towards the end of the first half, so it makes sense and looks horrible for the organization
Not sure how the freak the Dolphins can see they couldn't figure out he had a concussion, when some dude at home was able to come to that conclusion
Hopefully draft pick losses abound for refusing the follow protocol properly
While I don’t wish long term Ill effects on a player it is possible Tua does suffer some after dealing with it twice. That wouldn’t exactly be the worst outcome for our franchise if he doesn’t become the best player he can and the Dolphins need to keep looking for a QB
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Tua officially has his 3rd concussion of the season, ruled out for Sunday
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Tua officially has his 3rd concussion of the season, ruled out for Sunday
Should be ruled out for his career
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What is the NFL doing here?
The "spotters" forced Bridgewater out of the game against us earlier in the year and that was just a normal football play. Sauce hit him and he got up slowly.
Tua's brain is scrambled eggs right now and they missed this? A fan caught it during halftime of that game...
They don't give a excrement about player safety.
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You really can't help but feel bad for this guy.
The NFL needs to drop the hammer on the Dolphins, Tua's career might be over permanently and it's pretty easy for this to affect him for the rest of his life.
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You really can't help but feel bad for this guy.
The NFL needs to drop the hammer on the Dolphins, Tua's career might be over permanently and it's pretty easy for this to affect him for the rest of his life.
Yeah, as funny as Miami misfortune is, I can't really enjoy this.
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I don't see how they could let Tua play again this year. They are already getting excrement on, they will have a sewage pipe shoved up their derriere if they try to put him back out there against us in 2 weeks.
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I don't see how they could let Tua play again this year. They are already getting excrement on, they will have a sewage pipe shoved up their derriere if they try to put him back out there against us in 2 weeks.
he's not playing again
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Far as I can tell Tua is day to day and Miami has shown no intention of shutting him down
My guess is if they beat new England, they'll push to have him play week 18
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Far as I can tell Tua is day to day and Miami has shown no intention of shutting him down
My guess is if they beat new England, they'll push to have him play week 18
He's not playing again this season
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He's not playing again this season
If they make the playoffs there's literally no way I believe he's not playing
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If they make the playoffs there's literally no way I believe he's not playing
Are you completely oblivious to the obvious 24/7?
I mean..you can't be this retarded.
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Are you completely oblivious to the obvious 24/7?
I mean..you can't be this retarded.
If it's a slam dunk, why does literally no media, anywhere say this?
Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.
Obviously him playing again is a horrible freaking idea for his health and life. But there's also the belief that some people simply don't acknowledge his first concussion of the season as an actual concussion
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If it's a slam dunk, why does literally no media, anywhere say this?
Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.
Obviously him playing again is a horrible freaking idea for his health and life. But there's also the belief that some people simply don't acknowledge his first concussion of the season as an actual concussion
Stop
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If it's a slam dunk, why does literally no media, anywhere say this?
Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.
Obviously him playing again is a horrible freaking idea for his health and life. But there's also the belief that some people simply don't acknowledge his first concussion of the season as an actual concussion
He has at least two concussions this season. Likely 3. People in the media are talking about him retiring. Not many mind you, but Tua should absolutely be out for a month+ and nobody suspects Miami to still be playing then
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He has at least two concussions this season. Likely 3.
He's had three concussions, period. The media can't flat out say "three" for legal reasons, but that doesn't mean the first one wasn't clearly a concussion.
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He's had three concussions, period. The media can't flat out say "three" for legal reasons, but that doesn't mean the first one wasn't clearly a concussion.
Oh inagree. I’m just telling dcm
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Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.
No. They missed a concussion again. They're already under investigation. Again. If they put Tua back out there and he gets another head injury, I don't think we're talking about fines and penalties, I think we're talking about criminal investigation for negligence. If it were any state other than Florida we'd probably have local politicians pushing for it already.
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No. They missed a concussion again. They're already under investigation. Again. If they put Tua back out there and he gets another head injury, I don't think we're talking about fines and penalties, I think we're talking about criminal investigation for negligence. If it were any state other than Florida we'd probably have local politicians pushing for it already.
I don't understand how you can say this.
I'm not a neurologist, you're not a neurologist.
If this dude plays football again this year it's going to be because he was cleared by a neurologist to play. This making all these liability issues on the end of the physicians.
The excrement about the nfl and whoever the freak missing two of his concussions and botching protocols is a different story.
I think the odds are strong that he won't play, but I absolutely don't think it's a closed case done deal
If i had to pull numbers out of my derriere I'd probably say it's 75-80% that hes done
He also had missed two games for his previous (openly confirmed concussion). So I'd imagine there's a pretty good chance he wouldn't be back before the wild card regardless
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I think the issue is less about whether he's medically cleared, but that he was previously medically cleared and then immediately got lit up again and missed several weeks. There's a difference between can and should, and the optics of the Dolphins making the same mistake a second time in the same season are terrible for them - fans were clearly pissed about last time, and players will look pretty dimly on a team with a reputation for putting football ahead of serious health risks - and for the league, who are already under pressure about player safety.
It might very well be that the neurologist will clear him, but even if they do I would imagine the team messaging will be that out of caution for Tua's health they're going to let Teddy finish out the season.
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If they beat NE without him, why put him back in?
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The Jets are 1-point favorites on the lookahead line. Nobody thinks Tua is playing again this year.
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I don't see how he survives if he plays again.
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I don't see how he survives if he plays again.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221229/d8a329b8d1ebf0ecba1a070c4998861e.jpg)
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Nobody thinks Tua is playing again this year.
dcm does
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221229/d8a329b8d1ebf0ecba1a070c4998861e.jpg)
dammit
i get it's the dolphins but i'm going to feel like complete excrement for him if something like this happens to tua again. they need to take care of that man
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dammit
i get it's the dolphins but i'm going to feel like complete excrement for him if something like this happens to tua again. they need to take care of that man
He's entirely at liberty to not go out and play again. He's a grown adult without limiting mental issues (current injury notwithstanding), if he chooses to play football again and gets hurt that's a result of his own choices.
If he was a professional base jumper who had already flown into cliffs three times and got away with it, would you blame his base jumping buddies if he jumps again and smashes into the cliff again? Or would it be his own stupid freaking fault for not recognising that he's perhaps just not cut out for base jumping?
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(https://i.imgur.com/Qnh9tjU.png)
Tua is susceptible to falling on his head?
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Seems bad
https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1612505435239583744?s=20&t=gLApXRvhU2h_FNCZChYAFA
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Seems bad
https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1612505435239583744?s=20&t=gLApXRvhU2h_FNCZChYAFA
Nothing to worry about.
https://twitter.com/MattyInfante/status/1612425800216711168
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Nothing to worry about.
https://twitter.com/MattyInfante/status/1612425800216711168
Put some VR goggles on him
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It's not a surprise that he's going to push to play in the playoffs
It's also not a surprise that he hasn't been cleared for football activities
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It's not a surprise that he's going to push to play in the playoffs
It's also not a surprise that he hasn't been cleared for football activities
To be fair it didn't say anything about the playoffs. Tua probably thinks it's week 3.
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Tua needs to retire. He can’t take another hit.
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Tua needs to retire. He can’t take another hit.
i'm starting to think it might come to seriously considering this if he doesn't want to live a life marred by memory, cognitive, and mental health issues. he's unfortunately been prone to suffering very obvious traumatic brain injuries and he is very early in his career, and if he keeps going like this i can't see how the negative effects wouldn't just compound for him after each traumatic hit
if there is any concern of the above from the doctors taking care of him, somebody has to step up and overtly exclaim this excrement to save this guy from himself and/or the dolphins
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How many total concussions did he get this year? 2 or 3?
Edit:
three concussions over a 13-game period - the last one suffered against the Packers, one suffered in Week 4 against Cincinnati that required him to be taken off the field on a stretcher and possibly one the week before against Buffalo when he kept playing for some reason.
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I’m not a dcm (doctor), but I do know that once you get a concussion, you are more susceptible to getting another one. The more concussions, there’s an exponential effect. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he got concussed so easily and so many times within a short period of time this season.
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How many total concussions did he get this year? 2 or 3?
Edit:
Officially 2
But there was a highly questionable 3rd one
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Pretty crazy the dolphins were trying to clear him to play instead of ruling him out for the year. The fact he’s still not passing concussion protocol after 2 weeks cannot be a good sign.
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Eric Lindros
Philadelphia's infamous number 88 had at least eight concussions — the most notable resulting from a Scott Stevens open-ice hit in the 2000 playoffs — prematurely ending what had the potential to become one of the greatest careers in NHL history. He won the Hart Trophy as league MVP in 1995.
This is always who I think of when this topic comes up
6 of them between 98-2000. I remember that he had a string of them in a row where every time he took a hard hit he was getting one
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Pretty crazy the dolphins were trying to clear him to play instead of ruling him out for the year. The fact he’s still not passing concussion protocol after 2 weeks cannot be a good sign.
They saw how the whole world came together behind the Bills and thought wow that could be them
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We all pretty much universally mocked the Tua pick but I don't think anyone foresaw this as the reason it wouldn't pan out.
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We all pretty much universally mocked the Tua pick but I don't think anyone foresaw this as the reason it wouldn't pan out.
We didn’t learn our lesson after Josh Allen
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We didn’t learn our lesson after Josh Allen
I feel like we've been failing to learn that lesson well before Josh Allen.
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Tua after his next hit:
(https://i.gifer.com/eek.gif)
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We all pretty much universally mocked the Tua pick but I don't think anyone foresaw this as the reason it wouldn't pan out.
Tua will look great as a Jet next year.
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1614575516052242432?s=20&t=Pk3LW4_0TCYxlVwpu6_tjA
this guy has a death wish
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The cash train must keep rolling for a bit yet (https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/26/tua-tagovailoa-parents-rule-out-early-retirement-head-injuries-dolphins-nfl/)
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The cash train must keep rolling for a bit yet (https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/26/tua-tagovailoa-parents-rule-out-early-retirement-head-injuries-dolphins-nfl/)
I really hope we're not watching a very slow train wreck unfold.
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Dolphins are hiring Vic Fangio. I don't like that.
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Sounds increasingly like Miami aren't in the QB stakes.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1620843855267631105
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I'm not looking forward to him turning into a vegetable next season.
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I'm not looking forward to him turning into a vegetable next season.
It's okay he won't remember any of this
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ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
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Scott Zolak, the former Patriots quarterback and current Patriots broadcaster, says that Tom Brady playing for the Dolphins in 2023 is "definitely 100% in play."
better a washed-up Bardy, than a prime Lamar Jackson.
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better a washed-up Bardy, than a prime Lamar Jackson.
Zolak has to stay relevant too. No one gives a excrement about the Pats* anymore.
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"definitely...
...100%...
...in play"
Wonderful combination of bullshit.
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Fish deep in talks for acquiring Jalen Ramsey
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Fish deep in talks for acquiring Jalen Ramsey
I don't like an Xavien Howard/Jalen Ramsey tandem.
EDIT: And i REALLY don't like that i just remembered Vic Fangio is their new DC.
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Trade is now agreed to, per sources:
🏈Dolphins get Pro Bowl CB Jalen Ramsey.
🏈Rams get 2023 third-round pick (No. 77) and TE Hunter Long.
Trade will be processed Wednesday, when league year begins.
lol...for pennies
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The Dolphins are desperate to win while Tua is still cheap/healthy.
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The Dolphins are desperate to win while Tua is still cheap/healthy.
he's still cheap...i'm not so sure about healthy.
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I mean makes sense, somebody needs to cover Mike Evans and Garrett Wilson
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I hope we get the Dolphins late in the season. That's a damn good team if Tua is healthy.
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Mike Whte’s a fish
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article273074400.html
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Mike Whte’s a fish
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article273074400.html
Delevan Leberfeld
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https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/1636386990739566598?s=20
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(https://i.redd.it/d0i2b06uzbpa1.jpg)
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I don't think Miami picking up his 5th year option is a bad move at all
The guy has shown he can be a competent if not solid QB when healthy. Having the 5th year option just buys them another year before making a major commitment. It's similar to the Giants situation. I'm sure they'd love to have had an extra year evaluating Daniel Jones before giving him that monster deal.
And I think the alternative to this would have been Miami just tagging him and having to seriously contemplate giving him a contract bigger than Jones
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https://twitter.com/B_Shousejr/status/1643783359229833218?s=20
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Translation: he got his ring, and now he’s got his money. Now he wants to survive the NFL, avoid CTE and major injury and live a normal life after the sport.
I mean good for him, and good for the Dolphins not needing the drama of deciding how much money to pay the guy as he starts slowing down.let’s see if his play style changes at all now that his mentality is altering some.
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Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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The #Dolphins have signed TE Tyler Kroft to a 1-year deal, per agent @MikeMcCartney7.
#MiamiJets
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https://twitter.com/playmaker/status/1670227330101391363?s=20
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Lock him up
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/06/20/police-investigating-dolphins-wr-tyreek-hill-over-alleged-haulover-marina-incident/
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Lock him up
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/06/20/police-investigating-dolphins-wr-tyreek-hill-over-alleged-haulover-marina-incident/
Miami-Dade Police officials confirmed that the victim in the alleged assault and battery incident involving Tyreek Hill will press charges.
It was previously reported that the investigation into the incident had concluded, but the Miami-Dade Police told NFL.com that their inquiry was ongoing later that day. Then, the next morning, they confirmed to NBC 6 South Florida that the victim would be pressing charges. Per the police's incident report, an argument broke out between a group that included Hill and marina employees. The argument turned physical and an employee was slapped on the neck by an unidentified person. This person is presumed to be Hill. Previously thought to be a story that would fade away, the incident involving Hill will now be worth watching closely as the legal process evolves.
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Ramsey carted off the practice field
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Ramsey carted off the practice field
It really seems like there are so many non-contact injuries in TV practices every year. Hopefully Ramsey is alright.
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NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reports Jalen Ramsey is expected to require a full meniscus repair and will likely be sidelined until December “if all goes well.”
Ramsey seemed to more or less confirm this timeline when he tweeted “that end of the season push gon be legendary!” There is apparently a chance Ramsey escapes with a 6-8 week timeline, but the parties are now planning on a far lengthier absence. The Dolphins have a decent amount of experienced corner depth, but the group looks a lot less impressive without Ramsey. Thankfully, new DC Vic Fangio is one of the best pure schemers in the business. We should know Ramsey’s official status by Friday.
Sounds like dunzo
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Hopefully our former Broncos HC can out-scheme their former Broncos HC.
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The Phins signed Eli Apple (presumably to fill in for Jalen Ramsey). The best part, Tyreek Hill and Eli Apple hate each other.
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The Phins signed Eli Apple (presumably to fill in for Jalen Ramsey). The best part, Tyreek Hill and Eli Apple hate each other.
https://twitter.com/cheetah/status/1685386778478260224
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https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1686482850453782528?t=H0vgXOLaN5d_sgCc3rFg-A&s=19
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https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1686482850453782528?t=H0vgXOLaN5d_sgCc3rFg-A&s=19
I mean Chad was their QB for what 2 seasons? Or was it only 1? I can see Chad not having been special for them that one year.
I still maintain that if Chad had never been hurt, he would have had a legitimate shot at the hall of fame because his processing skills were insane. Would he have made it? Probably not without winning us a ring, but he would have been in that upper echelon of guys who just missed it.
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Hell Chad was capable of staying healthy more than Tua
And that should be a red flag enough
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ESPN’s Marcel Louis-Jacques believes Braxton Berrios will be the Dolphins’ third receiver.
Berrios’s primary competition for the gig is Robbie Chosen. The Dolphins signed both to one-year deals, though Berrios is set to make over $2 million more than Chosen this year. He is also a former All-Pro return specialist. For the sickos looking for a deep best ball play or dynasty stash on the Dolphins, Berrios is your guy. In redraft leagues, he isn’t on the board.
Hey good for Braxt- wait... what?
Robbie Chosen
(https://i.imgur.com/zJgpwed.png)
I honestly don't know what this dude's name is now.
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Omar Kelly gonna omar Kelly
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1690572953866440705
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Omar Kelly gonna omar Kelly
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1690572953866440705
Brilliant
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Omar Kelly gonna omar Kelly
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1690572953866440705
This guy earning his 4%
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Terron Armstead just got hurt in joint practice with Houston
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Terron Armstead just got hurt in joint practice with Houston
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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2m
Good news for #Dolphins OT Terron Armstead, who was carted off today with a lower leg injury: I'm told no surgery is necessary and he'll work to be ready for Week 1. Considering the various options, this is solid.
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https://nypost.com/2023/08/18/xavien-howard-accused-of-making-secret-sex-videos-woman-bashes-car/
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https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1699215086445834723?t=fQjo8xun6v481A4A_2Gc5Q&s=19
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If that's considered powerful then I'm happy to send Saleh all the footage he wants of me lying on the sofa watching football, I will be able to provide many hours of motivation for the team.
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Terron Armstead to IR
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Why do these guys want Claypool?
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He's not wrong, he's just an poopchute. (https://brobible.com/sports/article/tyreek-hill-chiefs-jets-refs/)
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He's not wrong, he's just an poopchute. (https://brobible.com/sports/article/tyreek-hill-chiefs-jets-refs/)
Interestingly, Taylor Swift was also in attendance, supposedly to support rumored Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.
brobible accepts nothing at face value
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Da'Von Achane is out for multiple weeks and could be going to IR.
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Da'Von Achane is out for multiple weeks and could be going to IR.
Nice. I'm sure they'll find some former track star on a couch somewhere and get 100 yards per game out of him.
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Nice. I'm sure they'll find some former track star on a couch somewhere and get 100 yards per game out of him.
They have Jeff Wilson.
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They have Braxton Berrios.
FTFY
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This is Chase Claypool erasure
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The cope is strong
https://twitter.com/ckparrot/status/1721599810115969317?t=JWLCgMz0n0RPHZx0xre_yQ&s=19
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https://nypost.com/2024/01/26/sports/tyreek-hill-fires-fking-bonehead-who-filed-divorce-paperwork/
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https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/03/07/cb-xavien-howard-says-door-is-closed-on-returning-to-miami-dolphins/72879700007/ (https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/03/07/cb-xavien-howard-says-door-is-closed-on-returning-to-miami-dolphins/72879700007/)
Xavien Howard done with phins.