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Title: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 30, 2013, 06:04:41 PM
lol


FOX Sports' Jay Glazer reports Dolphins RT Jonathan Martin has "gone AWOL from the team the last couple days."
Per Glazer, Martin had an incident in the team cafeteria this week when teammates jokingly said they wouldn't sit at a table with him. Martin reportedly "flipped out, smashed a food tray on the ground, took off, and they haven’t seen him since." Glazer adds that Martin has entered a treatment facility, though it's unclear what kind of treatment he's seeking. The Dolphins have listed him as doubtful for Thursday night against the Bengals. Tyson Clabo has been reinserted into the lineup at right tackle. It's unclear how long Martin will be away. The Miami offensive line is in shambles.


http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football (http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football)


Miami is a mess, we better sweep these fools







Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 30, 2013, 06:08:45 PM
So basically he doesn't have the mental makeup to survive at the NFL level. Good to know.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 30, 2013, 06:13:00 PM
From a Dolphins beat writer, he checked into a mental hospital

Jeff Darlington        ✔ @JeffDarlington
Let me be clear about Martin: He had no issues with any coaches. He had a breakdown and is now seeking mental counseling, sources tell me.
6:16 PM - 30 Oct 2013

And from a dolphins beat writer

Adam Beasley ‏@AdamHBeasley 30m
Someone told me of serious dysfunction within the locker room. Division, anger, etc.

Miami and New England are both circuses this season !?!?

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 06:14:01 PM
I feel bad for Martin but freak THE DOLPHINNNNNNNNS WOOOOOOO
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 30, 2013, 06:17:53 PM
#lolfins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 30, 2013, 07:29:29 PM
Feel bad for the guy, not the team.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 07:47:26 PM
That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 07:53:41 PM
That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.
Because the NFL has always been such a collection of stable individuals.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 30, 2013, 07:54:54 PM
That dude needs to grow a pair. You're in the fuckn NFL.

You do know that that's not how mental health works, right? Other unacceptable suggestions to someone with the courage to admit to needing help for mental health issues are to "cheer up", "pull yourself together" and "get a good night's sleep, you'll feel better in the morning".
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on October 30, 2013, 08:12:05 PM
Dude's got some deep-seated issues going on. You'd think for a giant guy he'd be pretty comfortable in his own skin as far as teasing/bullying goes. Maybe he's homo.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on October 30, 2013, 08:46:29 PM
Sounds like the Dolphins players were bullying a dude with mental health problems.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 08:51:50 PM
Sounds like the Dolphins players were bullying a dude with mental health problems.
Goodell should suspend the offenders.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 30, 2013, 09:00:00 PM
Goodell should suspend the offenders.

"Tebow's ex-team shows lack of class by not offering support for fellow division player.  Circus."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2013, 07:02:50 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/31/report-dolphins-are-concerned-about-relationship-between-martin-teammates/

Sounds like a good healthy locker room environment they have going on there.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 31, 2013, 09:37:13 PM
I feel bad for Martin but freak THE DOLPHINNNNNNNNS WOOOOOOO
#lolfins
Feel bad for the guy, not the team.
Essentially these.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 01, 2013, 09:28:46 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9913324/sources-nflpa-eyes-miami-dolphins-richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-case

the NFLPA is investigating the Dolphins harassment of Martin

"Miami Dolphins guard Richie Incognito's role in alleged harassment of teammate Jonathan Martin is under review by the NFL Players Association due to an incident that provoked Martin to leave the team, according to multiple sources."

And of course the most laughable quote from the article

"One high-ranking Dolphins official who did not want to be identified defended Incognito as a player who has been a "model citizen""
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 02, 2013, 08:50:13 AM
Richie Incognito is one of the biggest pieces of excrement in the league. I am not at all surprised.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 02, 2013, 09:33:28 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9913324/sources-nflpa-eyes-miami-dolphins-richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-case

the NFLPA is investigating the Dolphins harassment of Martin

"Miami Dolphins guard Richie Incognito's role in alleged harassment of teammate Jonathan Martin is under review by the NFL Players Association due to an incident that provoked Martin to leave the team, according to multiple sources."

And of course the most laughable quote from the article

"One high-ranking Dolphins official who did not want to be identified defended Incognito as a player who has been a "model citizen""

Yeah Incognito is a "model citizen" in the same way Tom Brady is "straight"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 03, 2013, 04:49:46 PM
So there's reports now players were making rookies foot the bill for a trip to Vegas and several dinners.  New circus in town.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2013, 05:08:51 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates)

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Martin has not filed a formal complaint because he fears retribution, primarily from Incognito, sources told ESPN

However, sources tell ESPN that the matter is absolutely under review and preliminarily identifies Incognito as an alleged offender in multiple incidents of possible harassment and bullying over the past two seasons, with Martin not the only victim.

Incognito took to Twitter on Sunday, stating that he wants his "name cleared." He called the reports "false speculation" and "slander" and said ESPN was hiding behind sources "who are not man enough to put their name behind the BS you report."

@AdamSchefter Enough is enough
If you or any of the agents you sound off for have a problem with me, you know where to find me #BRINGIT
8:52 AM - 3 Nov 2013


Circus is in town
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2013, 05:13:05 PM
And another report

http://deadspin.com/report-miami-dolphins-bullying-not-limited-to-jonatha-1457688830

About dolphins forcing a rookie to pay 30,000 grand for dinner

And of course the team being stupid enough to tweet the whole thing/posting pictures (all in that deadspin article)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
That's fucked up.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 03, 2013, 07:22:02 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9921634/jonathan-martin-miami-dolphins-not-filed-formal-complaint-due-fear-retribution-teammates)


Circus is in town

So Incognito is defending the fact he is not a bully, by bullying Adam Schefter publicly on the internet where everybody can see him.

That totally shows me Ritchie Incognito is completely above bullying and that what Schefty said is impossible.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 08:03:36 PM
He's not bullying Schefter, just defending himself.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2013, 10:26:04 PM
Jeff Darlington ‏@JeffDarlington 5m
Richie Incognito was advised by Joe Philbin tonight he has been indefinitely suspended by team while NFL investigates, Incognito tells me.

CIRCUSSSSSSS
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 03, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
Their OL is so bad
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2013, 10:42:10 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000275489/article/jonathan-martin-talked-to-joe-philbin-about-issues-in-spring

They're in a lot of trouble.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2013, 10:47:06 PM

Matt Miller ‏@nfldraftscout
Garafolo: "Multiple sources told me Martin's camp informed Dolphins and NFLPA that Incognito sent threatening and racially charged texts"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2013, 10:54:13 PM
Think It's safe to say with near certainty that Jeff Ireland will be gone after this season. Weren't they talking about extending him after their off season and ''awesome '' start too?

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2013, 11:18:27 PM
lolol



 
Quote

@flasportsbuzz
Fox reports Incognito sent Martin voice mails& texts that are "threatening" and "racially charged."Fox says this is now "alleged hatecrime."


its a possible hatecrime


The Fins might jump ahead of Tampa and Jacksonville as the biggest shitshow in florida


What are the odds that all 3 florida teams can be so incredibly fucked up ?



Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 03, 2013, 11:25:33 PM
oh my god, I love this. I could reread every tweet/article 10 times

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 11:27:39 PM
That's fucked up.

I thought he just needed to "grow a pair"?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2013, 11:29:32 PM
oh my god, I love this. I could reread every tweet/article 10 times



http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346404-Incognito-tweets-Schefter-AWESOME!!

Is by far the best thread

All the Fin faggots saying that Incognito is the best, and hes their favorite player for calling out Schefter. And that he should sue ESPN for libel blah blah blah

Just skimmed the first 3 pages and its all Incognito dick sucking the entire time
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 03, 2013, 11:34:09 PM
I thought he just needed to "grow a pair"?

Was talkimg about forcing the rookie to pay for the meal.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 03, 2013, 11:36:44 PM
Was talkimg about forcing the rookie to pay for the meal.

But you were just ready to assume that Martin's issues were bullshit.  I get that you think mental issues and damage are bullshit, since you've said as much in the past.  Saying "grow a pair" if the guy has mental problems which were exacerbated by this behavior is just plain stupid and outdated.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 03, 2013, 11:47:48 PM
But you were just ready to assume that Martin's issues were bullshit.  I get that you think mental issues and damage are bullshit, since you've said as much in the past.  Saying "grow a pair" if the guy has mental problems which were exacerbated by this behavior is just plain stupid and outdated.

Dude, I worked in the field and the ignorance for mental illness is mind boggling. Almost every media pundit I have heard, especially the ones down here, are basically calling Martin a hoo-ha, balless, he's has to "man-up" etc.etc. it's frightening how people are actually siding with Incognito. Oh well ignorance is bliss, I feel bad for Martin.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 03, 2013, 11:55:31 PM
Dude, I worked in the field and the ignorance for mental illness is mind boggling. Almost every media pundit I have heard, especially the ones down here, are basically calling Martin a hoo-ha, balless, he's has to "man-up" etc.etc. it's frightening how people are actually siding with Incognito. Oh well ignorance is bliss, I feel bad for Martin.

Well to be fair the guy is 25, with no publicly "known" history of mental illness or else the guy likely wouldnt of been drafted in the early 2nd round

I definitely wouldnt side with Incognito because the guy is clearly one of the biggest pieces of excrement in the league, I just dont think the whole thing  was so clear cut to people.



Plus the way it was initially reported by the media made Martin sound a little weak
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 12:08:28 AM
Well to be fair the guy is 25, with no publicly "known" history of mental illness or else the guy likely wouldnt of been drafted in the early 2nd round

I definitely wouldnt side with Incognito because the guy is clearly one of the biggest pieces of excrement in the league, I just dont think the whole thing  was so clear cut to people.



Plus the way it was initially reported by the media made Martin sound a little weak

Oh you mean the Dolphins side made him sound weak? Really do tell?

To be fair what the freak does a public history have anything to do with it. Players with various addictions and bullshit are drafted high every year. Mental problems should remain private until they endanger people.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 12:13:53 AM
Oh you mean the Dolphins side made him sound weak? Really do tell?

To be fair what the freak does a public history have anything to do with it. Players with various addictions and bullshit are drafted high every year. Mental problems should remain private until they endanger people.


No I was reffering to the way the media reported it, which is how the public gets their info on this kind of crap

And if he had a public history people may have been more sympathetic initially, instead of buying that he appears to be a whiner.

Although at this point its pretty clear that Martin was a victim, and Incognito plus the Dolphins organization as the whole are the perpetrators here who were trying to make Martin look like an poopchute.

Would be a great story to see Martin get through this and ultimately have success on a different team


And yes I do think teams are interested in if players have a history of some sort of mental illness. This excrement clearly isnt public, because that would be a huge breach of privacy. But NFL teams take vetting players crazy seriously, so im sure they factor in as many variables as possible as to how much of a risk a player is.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 12:28:02 AM
No I was reffering to the way the media reported it, which is how the public gets their info on this kind of crap

And if he had a public history people may have been more sympathetic initially, instead of buying that he appears to be a whiner.

Although at this point its pretty clear that Martin was a victim, and Incognito plus the Dolphins organization as the whole are the perpetrators here who were trying to make Martin look like an poopchute.

Would be a great story to see Martin get through this and ultimately have success on a different team


And yes I do think teams are interested in if players have a history of some sort of mental illness. This excrement clearly isnt public, because that would be a huge breach of privacy. But NFL teams take vetting players crazy seriously, so im sure they factor in as many variables as possible as to how much of a risk a player is.

I was referring to the media take, which is essentially the Dolphins take. Yeah it made Martin look like an poopchute. You knew that wasn't the entire story.

Philbin is going to try and calm excrement but it happened for two years under his watch and I am sure for a as long as Incognito was on the team. I don't have to much problems with the typical rookie stuff, make them carry should pads and pay a rookie dinner. They do that in many sports. However to have a year and a half of bullshit like it was Animal House is freaking ridiculous.

Lastly, mental illness might not have been a problem till the guy was harassed every day. But I wasn't speaking about the NFL investigations of player background, mine was a general thought. The teams have significant investments in these players as long as they use legal means that's cool in my book. I am sure some teams use nefarious means.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 04, 2013, 04:59:39 AM
He's not bullying Schefter, just defending himself.

Except for the threats of kicking his derriere of course.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 06:49:09 AM
Can we change the thread title to lolphins or circusphins or something?  We need to enjoy this maximally.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on November 04, 2013, 08:41:56 AM
http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 04, 2013, 08:46:52 AM
Biggest POS in the league finally gets what's been coming for years
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 08:51:10 AM
Can we change the thread title to lolphins or circusphins or something?  We need to enjoy this maximally.
Sure thing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 08:56:07 AM
http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230
Richie's dad posts on FinHeaven.

This is fantastic.

Quote
Incognito will look good in a Jets uniform beating the pee out of our defensive line in a few weeks.

lol, no thanks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2013, 09:05:35 AM
Richie's dad posts on FinHeaven.

This is fantastic.

lol, no thanks.


lolwat
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on November 04, 2013, 09:06:09 AM
Richie's dad posts on FinHeaven.

This is fantastic.

lol, no thanks.

And apparently the initials in his username are the initials of Richie, his son and wife, and his last name.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2013, 09:07:16 AM
If the Jets brought in Incognito....I would personally fly to Jersey, just to throw a brick through Idzik's office window.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 09:23:56 AM
If the Jets brought in Incognito....I would personally fly to Jersey, just to throw a brick through Idzik's office window.

You and I both know Idzik wouldn't touch that guy in a million years. Incognito if released would be like toxic waste.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 09:27:24 AM
Wow you guys should read the father's full post, he wished Aids on all the Fins FO and coaches, fantastic.hahahahah
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 09:39:37 AM
If the Jets brought in Incognito....I would personally fly to Jersey, just to throw a brick through Idzik's office window.

It would never happen.  Only a DGAF team would take him in, or someone like the Bengals or Patriots who feel they have enough cachet to take in severe reclamation projects.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on November 04, 2013, 10:36:57 AM
Holy excrement... the prospect of that already shitty O-Line getting significantly worse in time for our two games...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2013, 10:48:49 AM
Quote
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 2m

The evidence that's now in the hands of the NFL implicates Richie Incognito and, to a lesser extent, Mike Pouncey.


First Hernandez and now being linked to Incognito's mess....Pouncey fails at making good friends.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2013, 10:50:21 AM
Finheaven has never been so much fun.

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346481-What-would-you-do-if
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 10:54:15 AM
Finheaven has never been so much fun.

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346481-What-would-you-do-if

I have never had more fun watching a stupid fanbase ever. Seriously, how can you not just smile at them, it's the fins very own chemtrail thread.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2013, 10:57:56 AM
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 4m
I've seen some of the evidence, and there are indeed threats of violence/racial slurs. More context, in this case, is needed.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24186392/dolphins-harassment-case-text-from-incognito-to-martin-used-racial-slur
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on November 04, 2013, 10:58:13 AM

First Hernandez and now being linked to Incognito's mess....Pouncey fails at making good friends.

All I want for Christmas is one game where the Jets D-line at full strength gets to beat down on Tannehill behind a line missing Martin, Incognito, and Pouncey.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 11:03:09 AM
Hahahahah some details of the texts Incognito sent to Martin: 

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24186392/dolphins-harassment-case-text-from-incognito-to-martin-used-racial-slur (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24186392/dolphins-harassment-case-text-from-incognito-to-martin-used-racial-slur)

Quote
Jason La Canfora
CBS Sports NFL Insider
Follow Jason
Dolphins harassment case: Text from Incognito to Martin used racial slur
November 4, 2013 11:35 AM ET

sources said, and overall disturbing exchanges, including one in which Incognito refers to defecating in Martin's mouth.

Incognito also made reference to tracking down members of Martin's family and harming them in the texts as well, according to a source.

In some instances, that kind of rhetoric might be shaken off or ignored, but, given the track record of incidents between Incognito and Martin, and how sustained it had become, Martin truly felt that Incognito might be capable of inflicting harm, and for his safety getting away from the team was in his best interests.

The NFL, apprised of the evidence, began upper-level meetings on the case this morning as it launches its investigation. People with access to some of the exchanges believe in time this situation could become a springboard for further policies and practices at the league-wide level in regards to hazing, verbal harassment and perhaps also stricter codes in terms of financial harassment and actions whereby rookies are required by veterans to pick up excessive tabs and bills as a rite of passage.



Edit: JE beat me to it, sorry.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 11:17:54 AM
WhitlockJasonJason Whitlock
Jeff Ireland's interview with Incognito not as extensive as the one he held with Dez Bryant?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 11:26:22 AM
@AdamSchefter 3m
1: Richie Incognito left this VM for Jonathan Martin in April 2013: "Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of (expletive)...
2. More Incognito to Martin: "I saw you on Twitter, you been training ten weeks. (I want to) (expletive) in your (expl) mouth...
3. Incognito VM to Martin: "(I'm going to) slap your (expletive) mouth. (I'm going to) slap your real mother across the face (laughter).
4. Incognito to Martin, all on same VM in April 2013: "(Expletive) you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you."

Edit: found a screenshot.

(http://i.imgur.com/fIpSlq1.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 11:26:26 AM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195b7o509fmjqpng/original.png)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2013, 11:28:44 AM
I think that Adam Schefter and Richie Incognito don't like each other very much.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 04, 2013, 11:32:34 AM
Schefter's destroying Incognito
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2013, 12:20:21 PM
Conor Orr ‏@ConorTOrr 3m
Justin Pugh said the worst he's endured is a $1,200 dinner check, but said Snee and Diehl have both picked up big tabs for him as well. #nyg

No opportunity to demonstrate their classiness is ever knowingly left uncapitalised upon.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 12:21:24 PM
Schefter's destroying Incognito

Video pwnage via Schefter.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:9926374
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 12:26:21 PM
(http://www.heathersanimations.com/circus/circuslogo.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on November 04, 2013, 01:03:42 PM
Schefter is going to destroy Incognito and it is going to be fun to watch. What a piece of human garbage.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Moltar on November 04, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
Makes those on the field fights with Antonio Smith look a lot clearer.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 01:12:24 PM
Schefter is going to destroy Incognito and it is going to be fun to watch. What a piece of human garbage.

Yeah, this is turning into an epic shitshow.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 04, 2013, 01:17:45 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195b7o509fmjqpng/original.png)

Tree. Apple.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 01:19:08 PM
Some guy on Finheaven is claiming that Martin should have just stood up to Richie and this all could have been over.  It was Martin's fault.  I had no idea Tommy made such a convincing Phin fan.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 01:31:45 PM
Martin should have just shot him. We know how those Stand Your Ground laws work in Florida

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 01:35:46 PM
Some guy on Finheaven is claiming that Martin should have just stood up to Richie and this all could have been over.  It was Martin's fault.  I had no idea Tommy made such a convincing Phin fan.
hahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 04, 2013, 01:38:44 PM
Some guy on Finheaven is claiming that Martin should have just stood up to Richie and this all could have been over.  It was Martin's fault.  I had no idea Tommy made such a convincing Phin fan.

So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 04, 2013, 01:42:27 PM
So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?

Teal makes him nuts.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 01:42:58 PM
So what exactly is Martin's supposed mental condition anyway?

Oh, I have no idea.  I'm not even sure he actually has one at this point.  That's just what was reported before people started the whole 'man up' thing.  If he does, this is even worse.  If he doesn't, it's still excrement what Incognito did.  Either way, you know it's fun to excrement on you for that post.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 01:50:19 PM
 wonder if there's any truth that Martin had 3 suicide attempts. Would make the phins look drastically worse if so

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 04, 2013, 01:52:37 PM
Oh, I have no idea.  I'm not even sure he actually has one at this point.  That's just what was reported before people started the whole 'man up' thing.  If he does, this is even worse.  If he doesn't, it's still excrement what Incognito did.  Either way, you know it's fun to excrement on you for that post.

Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2013, 02:04:39 PM
Brian Costello ‏@BrianCoz 6m

Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.
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Post by: steves850 on November 04, 2013, 02:10:01 PM
Brian Costello ‏@BrianCoz 6m

Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.

In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 02:11:05 PM
Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.

No way, you've gotta sack up through that paranoid schizophrenia.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 02:12:00 PM
In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.

Haha. 

MBGreen has been suspended from JO for conduct detrimental to taste buds.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2013, 02:12:03 PM
In light of new information, Willie Colon has been suspended indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the cholesterol level of the team.


nah.  Willie Colon's rookie hazing program is Scruggy approved.


/oline burgin
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 02:39:55 PM
Haha sure, but my comment that he should "man up" still stands unless they come out and say that he has some serious mental issue.

No.  It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.

"Oh come on!  It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!"  Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 02:47:08 PM
No.  It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.

"Oh come on!  It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!"  Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?

You've gotta tough those things out.  One time a coworker threatened to defriend me on Facebook.  I toughed it out.  Same thing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 04, 2013, 02:51:56 PM

No.  It doesn't even stand up to the excrement that was done already.

"Oh come on!  It's just a little bit of racial slurring and threats against his family in a work environment!"  Or are you saying you'd feel justified in saying that to one of your own coworkers?

Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.
Who cares? It's the Dolphins. I'm perfectly fine with them getting bad press, warranted or not. I wouldn't give a excrement if Martin accused the team of sexual harassment because somebody looked at him funny.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 02:54:55 PM

Sorry, but people need to stand up for themselves, not run to the media. If he actually has mental issues, then it's a completely different story. If he's perfectly normal then he's just being a bitch.

He didn't run to the media.  There was an incident, it got reported (as always), and he gave his side.

Do you honestly believe this is on Martin?  That this was appropriate behavior for the workplace?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 04, 2013, 02:55:52 PM
Miami Herald is reporting that the Dolphins are going to cut Incognito.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 02:59:11 PM
Miami Herald is reporting that the Dolphins are going to cut Incognito.

It was only a matter of time.  Now hopefully the Pats will sign him and he will call Brady a fag and threaten to have sex with his Uggs. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 04, 2013, 03:14:44 PM
He didn't run to the media.  There was an incident, it got reported (as always), and he gave his side.

Do you honestly believe this is on Martin?  That this was appropriate behavior for the workplace?

Yeah, but what was the incident? Did Martin confront Incognito?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 04, 2013, 03:16:50 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYQZs3UCUAEWaB6.jpg:large)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 03:23:12 PM
Lol wow that's great

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 04:07:58 PM
Yeah, but what was the incident? Did Martin confront Incognito?

Well, it hasn't been reported anywhere that he confronted Incognito, and it doesn't fit in with the rest of this narrative in the slightest, so I'm going to say probably not.

The incident was a prank that apparently has been played on several other players at several other times.  It's not unusual, but his reaction was.  He snapped.  It wasn't an appropriate reaction at all, which is why people started asking questions about what was going on.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 04:26:31 PM
I just realized how much worse this would be for them if they lost their last game. Now I'm even more disappointed in the Bengals.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 04:42:18 PM
Apparently Bart Scott ripped Incognito to shreds on ESPN radio today.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 04, 2013, 04:56:12 PM

Well, it hasn't been reported anywhere that he confronted Incognito, and it doesn't fit in with the rest of this narrative in the slightest, so I'm going to say probably not.

The incident was a prank that apparently has been played on several other players at several other times.  It's not unusual, but his reaction was.  He snapped.  It wasn't an appropriate reaction at all, which is why people started asking questions about what was going on.

So if it wasn't an appropriate reaction on martin's part, then it's on him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 04, 2013, 05:02:26 PM
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/newyork/play?id=9927146
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Post by: ons on November 04, 2013, 05:12:32 PM
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/newyork/play?id=9927146

That is freaking hilarious.

Also FinHeaven has turned on Martin with a large amount of posters saying he's clearly been planning this and/or someone else has on his behalf. Either Martin has been planning a lawsuit for a while, or Martin is checked into rehab and his family is going on an manhunt against the Dolphins locker room. And that the players are apparently still supporting Incognito. Hilarious excrement.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 05:28:13 PM
Kinda crazy when Bart Scott is saying theyre lucky Martin didnt bring a gun to work and shoot them all
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 04, 2013, 05:58:39 PM
So if it wasn't an appropriate reaction on martin's part, then it's on him.

Sometimes I have to play "Troll or Moron" with your posts.  It wasn't an appropriate reaction to the prank incident, which is why people started asking questions.  They threw mental illness out there in part, I'm sure, because a mental condition can cause the kind of cognitive dissonance that would prompt a reaction like that.  As they went deeper, these other incidents came to light.  If you still think it's "on him" that he snapped because of pervasive attacks that went on for more than a year, I'm at a loss.  The fact that he didn't more actively seek the help of someone else does fit with a mental condition.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 04, 2013, 06:00:06 PM
http://deadspin.com/shirtless-richie-incognito-drops-an-n-bomb-and-acts-lik-1458436867
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 04, 2013, 06:34:19 PM
You and I both know Idzik wouldn't touch that guy in a million years. Incognito if released would be like toxic waste.

I thought he was toxic after flinging a helmet, but then Miami signed the douchebag.

Also sounds like Ritche Jr. Learned how to act from his daddy. Pretty big bully himself.

Also if Martin actually attempted suicide three times, why the hell does that give license to attack him? He kept on and on about it as though that in some way made it acceptable to continue bullying Martin
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 04, 2013, 06:35:41 PM
Kinda crazy when Bart Scott is saying theyre lucky Martin didnt bring a gun to work and shoot them all

When did he say that? That is something I want to hear
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 06:51:33 PM
When did he say that? That is something I want to hear

Towards the end of that video on espn above

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 04, 2013, 06:58:17 PM
http://mia.scout.com/2/1252145.html

He won the "Good Guy" award in 2012. I had no idea it was such a bullshit honor.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 07:08:14 PM
http://mia.scout.com/2/1252145.html

He won the "Good Guy" award in 2012. I had no idea it was such a bullshit honor.

Speaks to how much the south Florida media sucks at their jobs and or is piece of excrement
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 08:58:44 PM
Interesting.  If you go to Miami's depth chart on their website, Incognito is gone but Spadola is still there.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 09:04:08 PM
Interesting.  If you go to Miami's depth chart on their website, Incognito is gone but Spadola is still there.

I wonder if they'll remove him from madden too

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 04, 2013, 09:16:32 PM
I wonder if they'll remove him from madden too

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Not if they don't want to get excrement in their mouth.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 04, 2013, 09:42:06 PM
I wonder if they'll remove him from madden too

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No they'll probably just increase his SWAG rating
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 04, 2013, 11:51:48 PM
Anyone think Philbin gets fired over this ?

I mean id say theres at least a 99% chance that Ireland gets fired after this season, so if they have a new GM I cant imagine them wanting to keep Philbin around after this whole mess
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 05, 2013, 04:40:30 AM
Anyone think Philbin gets fired over this ?

I mean id say theres at least a 99% chance that Ireland gets fired after this season, so if they have a new GM I cant imagine them wanting to keep Philbin around after this whole mess

that wont be the reason, but I dont think he is around next year unless the Phins make the postseason, as Ireland is certainly going to be canned.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 05, 2013, 06:20:24 AM
Just watched NBC news report on the Incognito/n-word circus.  All at the desk appeared disturbed.  Matt Lauer then immediately followed this with a story on Black Friday.  Lolsies were had.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 05, 2013, 06:53:55 AM
Brian Costello ‏@BrianCoz 6m

Willie Colon said they make rookie Brian Winters bring them Five Guys. That is the extent of their rookie hazing.
They "make" him bring them 5 guys? How exactly do they "make" him do that?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on November 05, 2013, 07:03:09 AM
Daddy Incognito's Phinhaven rant.  Apples and trees and such.

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195b7o509fmjqpng/original.png)   

http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230 (http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 05, 2013, 07:11:22 AM
Fin Heaven implodes

-real talk-
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 05, 2013, 07:20:32 AM
Fin Heaven implodes

-real talk-

Reading that place has gotten me through the day, yesterday was so boring at work. If you thought TGG had retards, that place is Down's Syndrome central. It's glorious though, fin fan tears taste almost as good as Pats fans tears.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 05, 2013, 07:47:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QFgW9cb.png)

http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409 (http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 08:24:47 AM
http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409 (http://deadspin.com/psa-features-richie-incognito-encouraging-fans-to-be-ci-1458188409)
I loved when they had Mark Gastineau do the same thing at Jets games.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 05, 2013, 08:26:36 AM
I loved when they had Mark Gastineau do the same thing at Jets games.

Remember Gastineau's rambling Billy Madison speech last year during the Texans game? It was so embarrassingly awesome.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 08:31:16 AM
Remember Gastineau's rambling Billy Madison speech last year during the Texans game? It was so embarrassingly awesome.
I liked IJR's summary of it.

"Mark Gastineau preemptively scolded us for booing Woody then thanked God for building MetLife Stadium."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 05, 2013, 09:06:19 AM
I liked IJR's summary of it.

"Mark Gastineau preemptively scolded us for booing Woody then thanked God for building MetLife Stadium."

Yeah that was an apt description. I will never boo Woody, ever again.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 05, 2013, 10:16:24 AM
I was so fuckn drunk that I barely realized how ridiculous that speech was.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 01:07:46 PM
Am I the only one who thought Incognito was 4 years older than he actually is?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 05, 2013, 01:14:58 PM
Its awesome seeing Incognito get excrement on.

The GM of the Rams (when Incognito was on their team) was just shitting on him. Calling him a volcano saying that opposing players and referees hated him and that even his own teammates started to hate him. Saying that he constantly fought with Spags when he got cut, and that he wouldnt of signed Incognito again even before this this whole bullying thing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 05, 2013, 01:29:07 PM
he wouldnt of

...still?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 05, 2013, 01:31:42 PM
Am I the only one who thought Incognito was 4 years older than he actually is?

I thought he was 4 years younger than he actually is.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 01:36:03 PM
I thought he was 4 years younger than he actually is.
I felt like I've been hearing about what a dirty player he is for years, and in my head that made him skew older for some reason.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 05, 2013, 01:43:14 PM
I always disliked this guy, I knew a little about him from his college days and his brashness but if I'm being honest I really hated him because of his distasteful comments and contempt for the Jets, ( understandable because of the rivalry) but sound bites and other things made me despise him.
I remember him coming off the field last year after beating us and his voice was obvious basically really rubbing our nose in defeat- which again is understandable, but he is an out an out piece of excrement. I hope he gets freaking gang raped by a bunch of lady boys with big dicks on south beach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 05, 2013, 02:04:13 PM
A timeline of douchebaggery:

http://nypost.com/2013/11/05/how-richie-incognito-became-nfls-no-1-villain/

Fall 2002: Ejected from Nebraska’s game against Penn State for fighting. Was suspended for the first half of a game against Iowa State the following week.

Spring 2003: Suspended by former Nebraska coach Frank Solich for unspecified reasons.

Feb. 2004: Charged with three counts of assault stemming from a fight at a party. Found guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge after a three-day trial and paid a $500 fine.

Sept. 2004: Suspended from Nebraska. Withdrew from university two weeks later. Two weeks after leaving Nebraska, enrolled at Oregon.

Oct. 2004: Kicked off Oregon team. Coach Mike Bellotti said he failed to meet certain conditions.

2005-09: Played parts of five seasons with the Rams. In 44 games, he racked up 38 penalties, including seven for unnecessary roughness.

Training camp 2006: Got into an altercation with Rams cornerback Dwight Anderson. The 6-foot-3, 320-pound Incognito and the 5-foot-10, 180-pound Anderson had to be separated twice.

Nov. 2008: Criticized fans for not knowing how or when to cheer for a team that was 2-8 at the time. Taunted fans who were booing him during a game against the Bears.

2009: Was named “NFL’s dirtiest player” in a Sporting News poll of 99 players. That season, twice head-butted Titans players, and engaged in a verbal altercation with head coach Steve Spagnuolo. Was released two days later. After being released by St. Louis, he finished the year in Buffalo then signed with the Dolphins.

Sept. 2012: Criticized by Houston’s Antonio Smith for dirty play. During a preseason game in 2013, an enraged Smith swung his helmet after being incited by Incognito, which earned Smith a three-week suspension.

June 2013: Involved in an altercation in Miami night club that led to a trespass warning.

Summer 2013: When talking about his time in St. Louis, admitted to NFL.com: “I mean, we’d have practice the next morning, and I’m out until all hours of the night, running the town. Drinking. Doing drugs. I was doing everything that a professional athlete should not be doing.”
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 05, 2013, 02:29:23 PM
A timeline of douchebaggery:

http://nypost.com/2013/11/05/how-richie-incognito-became-nfls-no-1-villain/

Fall 2002: Ejected from Nebraska’s game against Penn State for fighting. Was suspended for the first half of a game against Iowa State the following week.

Spring 2003: Suspended by former Nebraska coach Frank Solich for unspecified reasons.

Feb. 2004: Charged with three counts of assault stemming from a fight at a party. Found guilty of one misdemeanor assault charge after a three-day trial and paid a $500 fine.

Sept. 2004: Suspended from Nebraska. Withdrew from university two weeks later. Two weeks after leaving Nebraska, enrolled at Oregon.

Oct. 2004: Kicked off Oregon team. Coach Mike Bellotti said he failed to meet certain conditions.

2005-09: Played parts of five seasons with the Rams. In 44 games, he racked up 38 penalties, including seven for unnecessary roughness.

Training camp 2006: Got into an altercation with Rams cornerback Dwight Anderson. The 6-foot-3, 320-pound Incognito and the 5-foot-10, 180-pound Anderson had to be separated twice.

Nov. 2008: Criticized fans for not knowing how or when to cheer for a team that was 2-8 at the time. Taunted fans who were booing him during a game against the Bears.

2009: Was named “NFL’s dirtiest player” in a Sporting News poll of 99 players. That season, twice head-butted Titans players, and engaged in a verbal altercation with head coach Steve Spagnuolo. Was released two days later. After being released by St. Louis, he finished the year in Buffalo then signed with the Dolphins.

Sept. 2012: Criticized by Houston’s Antonio Smith for dirty play. During a preseason game in 2013, an enraged Smith swung his helmet after being incited by Incognito, which earned Smith a three-week suspension.

June 2013: Involved in an altercation in Miami night club that led to a trespass warning.

Summer 2013: When talking about his time in St. Louis, admitted to NFL.com: “I mean, we’d have practice the next morning, and I’m out until all hours of the night, running the town. Drinking. Doing drugs. I was doing everything that a professional athlete should not be doing.”

Thanks Bo, I was too lazy to research but knew he was a piece of work.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on November 05, 2013, 05:59:12 PM
Anyway theres charges filed against this piece of excrement?

It was a hate crime after all.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 05, 2013, 06:08:19 PM
Anyway theres charges filed against this piece of excrement?

It was a hate crime after all.

Fox sports mentioned that he could be charged with a hatecrime, but its way way too early for that


Im not sure, but i would imagine Martin has to press charges in order for Incognito to be charged with anything. And considering that hes a young NFL player I highly highly doubt he has any interest in doing that


I personally dont expect any legal charges to happen
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 05, 2013, 06:44:06 PM
Fox sports mentioned that he could be charged with a hatecrime, but its way way too early for that


Im not sure, but i would imagine Martin has to press charges in order for Incognito to be charged with anything. And considering that hes a young NFL player I highly highly doubt he has any interest in doing that


I personally dont expect any legal charges to happen

If it requires Martins cooperation, I doubt it either, but if they can bring charges without him, it's more likely to happen because the NFL probably will want too so it doesn't appear to be "soft" on big issues like this
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on November 05, 2013, 06:45:33 PM
Fox sports mentioned that he could be charged with a hatecrime, but its way way too early for that


Im not sure, but i would imagine Martin has to press charges in order for Incognito to be charged with anything. And considering that hes a young NFL player I highly highly doubt he has any interest in doing that


I personally dont expect any legal charges to happen

Yeah I figured as much, I probably wouldn't pursue it any further if I was in Martin's position.

At least his shitty reputation is now completely destroyed. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 05, 2013, 09:02:14 PM
It just keeps getting better, apparently the circus has ringmasters as well as clowns.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/05/report-coaches-wanted-incognito-to-toughen-up-martin/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: WW85 on November 05, 2013, 09:04:16 PM
It's great to see other teams leading the circus parade, instead of the Jets.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 05, 2013, 09:05:54 PM
It just keeps getting better, apparently the circus has ringmasters as well as clowns.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/05/report-coaches-wanted-incognito-to-toughen-up-martin/

That would be incredible

I hope they just sell the franchise and move to LA
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 05, 2013, 09:07:42 PM
(http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/38b9/cols_gayplace.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: FlashGordon on November 05, 2013, 09:23:13 PM
Am I the only one who thought Incognito was 4 years older than he actually is?

Haha.  I had convinced myself that Incognito got ejected in a game against the Jets for twisting a guys helmet off then throwing it in the air.  I even remembered it was that Safety that got popped for having guns in the parking lot.  Then I looked it up and it was Kyle Turley doing that to Damien Robinson in 2001.

Early onset Alzheimers can be fun.  Also, remember what a fuckin psycho Kyle Turley was?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 09:24:52 PM
Haha.  I had convinced myself that Incognito got ejected in a game against the Jets for twisting a guys helmet off then throwing it in the air.  I even remembered it was that Safety that got popped for having guns in the parking lot.  Then I looked it up and it was Kyle Turley doing that to Damien Robinson in 2001.

Early onset Alzheimers can be fun.  Also, remember what a fuckin psycho Kyle Turley was?
Earlier in this thread someone posted a Deadspin link to a video of Incognito being a douche in a bar, and the other patrons thought he was Kyle Turley. So you're not alone.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on November 05, 2013, 10:14:24 PM
i think everyone should be lucky Martin didnt pull a.....ummmm Belcher? i dont remember his name but the Kansas City Chiefs last year.

either way the funniest comment ive seen so far is


"how could everyone not know hes was a dick in disguise with a name like Richard Incognito"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 06, 2013, 01:08:23 AM
It just keeps getting better, apparently the circus has ringmasters as well as clowns.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/05/report-coaches-wanted-incognito-to-toughen-up-martin/

This has all the material required by hollywood for a new movie- "code Reds" being instigated at the top level, poopchute staff, I can see the commish heading down to Florida in their 'Faggoty white uniforms' for a meeting with Ireland and Philbin. Oh great stuff.

"I want the truth!"

" You can't handle the truth" !!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 06, 2013, 05:30:07 AM
This has all the material required by hollywood for a new movie- "code Reds" being instigated at the top level, poopchute staff, I can see the commish heading down to Florida in their 'Faggoty white uniforms' for a meeting with Ireland and Philbin. Oh great stuff.

"I want the truth!"

" You can't handle the truth" !!

Who gets to play Tom cruise?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 06, 2013, 07:24:02 AM
Who gets to play Tom cruise?

Ricky Martin
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 11:24:03 AM
http://touch.sun-sentinel.com/#section/1204/article/p2p-78065907/

Quote
Miami Dolphins coaches asked player Richie Incognito, who was the offensive line's undisputed leader, to toughen up teammate Jonathan Martin after he missed a voluntary workout last spring, multiple sources told the Sun Sentinel.

The sources told the paper they believe that Incognito, who is accused of using racially incendiary language and bullying tactics against Martin, may have taken those orders too far.

It's not clear whether those marching orders will now become part of a pending investigation by the NFL into the Dolphins' locker room culture, and the alleged bullying that took place between Incognito and Martin.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 06, 2013, 01:12:48 PM
espn just said the phrase "the n word" multiple times during the story. lol

they also went to James walker who said "I've been an African American for 34 years..."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 01:54:48 PM
espn just said the phrase "the n word" multiple times during the story. lol

they also went to James walker who said "I've been an African American for 34 years..."

That reminded me of that infamous reporter question to Doug Williams... which turns out to have probably never happened.

http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/williams.asp
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2013, 03:34:53 PM
This is a quote from Andrew Luck that appeared in an article on espn.com as a bolded caption regarding this situation:

“I love Jon like a brother. We had a lot of fun -- a lot of good times -- together at Stanford. It's obviously an incredibly unfortunate situation. But out of respect for him and what's going on, I'd rather not talk about it.” -- Colts QB Andrew Luck,
a teammate of Jonathan Martin at Stanford

So ESPN quoted a guy saying that he didn't want to talk about it. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 06, 2013, 04:13:26 PM
Tannenhill just said Incognito was Martin's best friend during his presser.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 04:13:57 PM
Tannenhill just said Incognito was Martin's best friend during his presser.

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Was he his half-person of color brother from another mother?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 06, 2013, 04:15:58 PM
Also ESPNs broadcasting is horrible.  You can't hear 90% of the excrement.  Its like his mic got stuck in a freaking lawnmower its embarrassing (that applies to the Philbin presser too)

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 06, 2013, 04:19:56 PM
Was he his half-person of color brother from another mother?

He just said Martin was like Incognitos little brother. And then shortly after said Incognito told him Martin was like his brother. 



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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2013, 04:26:04 PM
Tannenhill just said Incognito was Martin's best friend during his presser.

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Apparently that's not quite what he said.

Ryan Tannehill: "If you asked Jonathan Martin who his best friend is on this team two weeks ago, he'd say Richie Incognito."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 04:29:17 PM
He just said Martin was like Incognitos little brother. And then shortly after said Incognito told him Martin was like his brother.

I once worked with a very dumb, obese Texan who considered himself to be my best friend.

(spoiler: he wasn't)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 06, 2013, 09:52:26 PM
The reaction now from the Dolphins players reeks of the "She was asking for it" defense.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 06, 2013, 09:56:39 PM
Apparently that's not quite what he said.

Ryan Tannehill: "If you asked Jonathan Martin who his best friend is on this team two weeks ago, he'd say Richie Incognito."

Stockholm Syndrome
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 10:55:39 PM
http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/thedailydolphin/2013/11/05/jonathan-martins-high-school-coach-bullies-usually-go-after-people-like-him/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2013, 11:06:35 PM
Hate to link to PFT but this is too good to pass up:

Quote
Per multiple league sources, Dolphins G.M. Jeff Ireland received a call from Martin’s agent, Rick Smith, before Martin left the team on October 28. Smith complained to Ireland about the manner in which Incognito was treating Martin.

Ireland, according to the sources, suggested to Smith that Martin physically confront Incognito. Ireland specifically mentioned that Martin should “punch” Incognito.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/06/sources-ireland-suggested-that-martin-confront-incognito-physically/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 07, 2013, 12:00:01 AM
I love how this week's MNF game is Tampa/Miami
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on November 07, 2013, 12:14:03 AM
I love how this week's MNF game is Tampa/Miami

Jacksonville is the most sane team in the state of Florida.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 07, 2013, 12:16:30 AM
ok I excrement you not they had Armando salguero on espn saying "incognito is seen by dolphins players as black. he is, in their minds more black than Jonathan Martin."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 07, 2013, 12:17:13 AM
B Marsh has turned into a pretty sensible guy since his Denver days.  Still wish we traded for him when we could have.


http://m.espn.go.com/general/blogs/blogpost?blogname=chicagobears&id=4687880&city=chicago&src=desktop
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 07, 2013, 12:46:29 AM
Marshall has been great since he got diagnosed and helped. That's how it is with some people who go through their entire lives without realizing they're mentally ill...once they realize there's a legitimate reason for their behavior, it can be a life changing epiphany.  Really turned his life and career around.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 07, 2013, 04:55:29 AM
ok I excrement you not they had Armando salguero on espn saying "incognito is seen by dolphins players as black. he is, in their minds more black than Jonathan Martin."

As ridiculous as it sounds, I see it in today's urban youth. I am a HS teacher in an "underprivileged" urban environment, and some of the black kids will actually call certain white kids n-words, it boggles my mind to see them shout across a classroom, "Yo nigga what up?" To the white kid by the door.

That said, Incognito is an idiot and deserves to get in some serious trouble for this nonsense.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2013, 07:29:56 AM
This is a pretty good read from Lydon Murtha (a former Phin olinemen and teammate of both Incognito and Martin).

http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/07/richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-dolphins-lydon-murtha/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 07, 2013, 07:34:27 AM
Except that Martin didn't go to the press, as far as I'm aware.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 07, 2013, 07:49:34 AM
imagine if Martin punched incognito like some have suggested and he was suspended from the team and under investigation for bullying? lolphins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2013, 08:30:35 AM
Quote
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 29m

I only spent two weeks on the Dolphins when Ireland was the GM. In that short time he won the award for worst GM in my career. #jerk


hahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2013, 08:31:43 AM
This is a pretty good read from Lydon Murtha (a former Phin olinemen and teammate of both Incognito and Martin).

http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/07/richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-dolphins-lydon-murtha/

Quote
DrRobertSimcsak: @theMMQB this is a great article that shows that Martin probably has some mental illness and nothing happened http://t.co/9yyx14XPjD”

1.  This guy is a chiropractor, so his opinion is moot.

2.  Nothing happened?  What about the voicemails and texts from Incognito? 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 07, 2013, 08:49:18 AM
Lol @ chiropractors who call themselves Dr
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 07, 2013, 08:50:25 AM
This entire story smells like week old dead dolphin.

 I wish there was one person that told the truth in all of this.

Martin, was probably bullied a bit but my god does he still come off as soft as pudding. Anyone that believes Martin wasn't bullied and is soft is equally as bad as saying he was bullied and is a man,you believe either of those 2 absolutes, I have a bridge to sell you.

Incognito is a total scumbag always has been and always will be, but does anyone not believe the coaches unleashed the hound here? If you think Incognito did this on his own, I have a bridge to sell you.

Miami coach, " I wasn't aware of anything?". Anyone that believes that I have a bridge to sell you.

Jeff Ireland, " go punch him in the face!" Anyone believes that wasn't said and he should still retain his job, your mom is a cracked out hooker.

The lolphins are a circus.



Edit: FU Badger


Further Edit: FU Badger.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2013, 08:52:12 AM
<off topic>

it's amazing how some people swear by chiropractic care.  I think they're a bunch of witch doctors, personally.  Had a neck injury in 2011, and went to see a chiro....worst thing i ever did. 

</off topic>
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 09:00:53 AM
I remember the knock against Martin coming out in the draft was that he was soft and didn't possess that mean streak you like OL to have (to some degree).

Always thought it was kind of a stupid criticism, but it's funny to see it become relevant now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2013, 09:11:12 AM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37469258.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2013, 11:00:30 AM
Sage Rosenfels going wild still (read from bottom to top):


Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 4m

You know you've struck gold with a tweet when @jennifersterger follows you. #priceless


Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 38m

In addition, my locker was right next to Richie Incognito's and I got a along with him just fine during my time and after.

 

Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 1h

I played for 5 teams and 9 GMs and Ireland is the only 1 I had a problem with. I was also traded 3 times and cut twice. Yes, I was average.


Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 1h

Everyone gets screwed over at some point in their career. It's the business. But there is story after story that has the same ring to it.

 
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 1h

Some people just look for ways to use their power. Others just do the right thing for everyone involved. Players know he is the former.

 
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 1h

FYI, I asked to be put on NFI and then released after battling mono for two weeks and it getting worse. I wasn't cut.


Matt McChesney ‏@SixZeroStrength 2h

@SageRosenfels18 @cover32_NFL I 100% agree. Spent 1 season there & he was awful. Would love to open fld cut block the DB
Retweeted by Sage Rosenfels

 
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

I have no reason to help out either side. I hope it ends sooner than later. Just giving my two cents. The whole situation is a tragedy.

Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

On the flip side, the Giants paid me for 5 weeks when I came down with a bad blood infection even tho I was only sick for 4 weeks. #Class.

 
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

I understand GMs always put their teams first. I respect that. But he was being a jerk just because he could. That's why he won the award.

 
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

....sign me that late in the week. Luckily, the Vikings cut McNabb and signed me that night. There is more but that is the basics of it.

Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

...the Raiders were the only NFL team that had 4 QBs on their roster. He waited until late Friday to release me figuring nobody would.....

 
Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

...because the Dolphins played the Raiders that week and he didn't want them to sign me as I knew the Phins offense. Makes sense except....


Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

Two months after being put on Non Football Injury list with mono, I had gotten healthy and wanted to play. He wouldn't let me off NFI......

Sage Rosenfels ‏@SageRosenfels18 2h

My reasons for my disdain for Ireland are a long story. It took about an hour to find out what everyone in that locker room thought of him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 07, 2013, 11:15:49 AM

This entire story smells like week old dead dolphin.

 I wish there was one person that told the truth in all of this.

Martin, was probably bullied a bit but my god does he still come off as soft as pudding. Anyone that believes Martin wasn't bullied and is soft is equally as bad as saying he was bullied and is a man,you believe either of those 2 absolutes, I have a bridge to sell you.

Incognito is a total scumbag always has been and always will be, but does anyone not believe the coaches unleashed the hound here? If you think Incognito did this on his own, I have a bridge to sell you.

Miami coach, " I wasn't aware of anything?". Anyone that believes that I have a bridge to sell you.

Jeff Ireland, " go punch him in the face!" Anyone believes that wasn't said and he should still retain his job, your mom is a cracked out hooker.

The lolphins are a circus.



Edit: FU Badger


Further Edit: FU Badger.

Good post.  I have no clue if Martin has a psychiatric disorder.  If he does, then the idea of him simply being soft is wrong.  At the same time, if the guy never sought help for it, the perception is rather understandable.  I want more info on that front.  The whole thing is one big clusterfuck of bad moves.  Martin trying to pin it all on Incognito if he has a mental condition and never told anyone.  The Dolphins trusting a complete fuckwad to toughen up his teammate without stepping out of line.  Incognito for...well, being Incognito.  The other teammates for this "Richie is blacker" horseshit and not just saying no comment.  As it stands right now, everyone shares some blame.  I'm guessing that heads roll and Martin eventually realizes that a diagnosis doesn't mean a free pass to blame everyone else.  If it were someone else, I'd feel Incognito may have been slightly wronged, yet still primarily responsible for his own fate.  Since it's Incognito, though, burn that fucker.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 11:19:52 AM
Since it's Incognito, though, burn that fucker.

That's why I can't stand anyone saying "let's not rush to judgement, wait for the whole story to come out." freak that, grab a pitchfork!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 07, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
as many have said, I'm pretty sure that this situation stems from a combination of Martin being a hoo-ha and Incognito being an poopchute. Fortunately for us, in today's NFL those offenses warrant a suspension/exile from the team.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 07, 2013, 12:08:13 PM
Good post.  I have no clue if Martin has a psychiatric disorder.  If he does, then the idea of him simply being soft is wrong.  At the same time, if the guy never sought help for it, the perception is rather understandable.  I want more info on that front.  The whole thing is one big clusterfuck of bad moves.  Martin trying to pin it all on Incognito if he has a mental condition and never told anyone.  The Dolphins trusting a complete fuckwad to toughen up his teammate without stepping out of line.  Incognito for...well, being Incognito.  The other teammates for this "Richie is blacker" horseshit and not just saying no comment.  As it stands right now, everyone shares some blame.  I'm guessing that heads roll and Martin eventually realizes that a diagnosis doesn't mean a free pass to blame everyone else.  If it were someone else, I'd feel Incognito may have been slightly wronged, yet still primarily responsible for his own fate.  Since it's Incognito, though, burn that fucker.

Pretty much how I feel.

I seriously hope this doesn't garner team spirit within the Dolphins though- this 'them against the world excrement' can only turn out bad for us- especially since we hate them and and they (disparage us)- not wanting to offend anyone over there in Dolphin land.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 07, 2013, 01:47:57 PM
Richie Incognito = DRob63CMart28
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 07, 2013, 01:50:10 PM
The thing that makes me laugh the most is how literal the media is taking this voicemail.

1) He was gonna kill him
2) He was gonna find his real mother and smack her (not his fake mother)
3) He was gonna excrement in his mouth
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 07, 2013, 02:03:57 PM
Pretty much how I feel.

I seriously hope this doesn't garner team spirit within the Dolphins though- this 'them against the world excrement' can only turn out bad for us- especially since we hate them and and they (disparage us)- not wanting to offend anyone over there in Dolphin land.

Eh if it does it should wear out by the time we play them.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 07, 2013, 02:54:23 PM
Eh if it does it should wear out by the time we play them.

I hope your right. I just have a feeling the 2 games against the fins, freaking poopchute organisation, will be huge for us.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 02:55:39 PM
I hope your right. I just have a feeling the 2 games against the fins, freaking poopchute organisation, will be huge for us.
They are crucial games, not only because they're division rivals but because we need more conference wins if we want that 6 seed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Rexifer on November 07, 2013, 07:05:49 PM
http://deadspin.com/richie-incognito-was-accused-of-rubbing-his-junk-on-a-w-1460501852


Quote from: ldrd1994 aka Richie Incog Sr

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We should test her pee, shes probably just another lowelife drug attic like Martin. This is one of the top 10 oline players in history of sports, and meedia taken him down all cause he did what the team TOLD him to do!?? They ASKED him to try and get Martin to do suicide and he did a GREAT job at it! Probably TOO good. When you ask Cognito to do something he gives 110 per cents!! The proof is in your pudding! Maybee we can FOCUS on wats IMPORTANT! Dolphins gonna have to pay Richie all his money. SO MUCH MONEY!! Now everybuddy is mad caus Richie is not only most talented and handsome guy in the leege, hes also richest guy in NFL now! Everyone is coming for his money. That Warren CRAPHEAD is trying to take down Richie caus he got bankrupted and wants all of Richies millions. TOO BAD! Cant have his money! I guess Richie having more money than CRAPHEAD makes him some sorted racest, NICE TRY! Cognito calls everybuddy the N word, ALWAYS HAS!! Now all of a suddenly its a big deal caus Drug MARTIN doesnt listen to Rap music??? ENOUGH ALLREADY! Im just gonna sit here like I do everyday, praying so hard for AIDS on the Dolphins!! And they gonna get it! All the wash is gonna come out soon, and when everybuddy is folding all this wash they gonna see wat I already TOLD YOU! COGNITO IS THE ESCAPED GOAT!! JUST WATCH!!!!    Today 7:00pm
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Rexifer on November 07, 2013, 07:08:34 PM
After re-reading that I am now leaning toward spoof rather than real thing.  The scary thing is that I can't really tell.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
After re-reading that I am now leaning toward spoof rather than real thing.  The scary thing is that I can't really tell.
It's a great impersonation.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 07, 2013, 08:06:11 PM
This is a pretty good read from Lydon Murtha (a former Phin olinemen and teammate of both Incognito and Martin).

http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/07/richie-incognito-jonathan-martin-dolphins-lydon-murtha/

It's not a good read. the guy spent like a few months on the team and hasn't been on the dolphins for a year and a half.

It's almost entirely conjecture and mislabeled as a "first person account". Even douchebag Florio ripped it to shreds
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 07, 2013, 08:07:32 PM
Deadspin comments are pretty witty. They did an impersonation on the original article where they outed Richie's dad.  This is just a continuation of that

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 07, 2013, 08:21:20 PM
It's not a good read. the guy spent like a few months on the team and hasn't been on the dolphins for a year and a half.

It's almost entirely conjecture and mislabeled as a "first person account". Even douchebag Florio ripped it to shreds
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 08:32:18 PM
Speaking of douchebag Florio, here's a new PFT link:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/07/david-cornwells-statement-regarding-jonathan-martin/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 07, 2013, 08:42:27 PM
I wonder if they would actually consider penalizing the Dolphins organization for this

Like dock them a draft pick or something

I cant imagine that happening,but this just gets worse and worse
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 07, 2013, 08:54:25 PM
In case you didnt think that every Dolphins fan deserved full blown aids, this could change your mind

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346849-X-gt-Jon-Martin

And a poll of "whose side theyre on"

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346761-What-are-you-Team-Martin-or-Team-Incognito

A whopping 6% side with Martin

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2013, 09:01:36 PM
In case you didnt think that every Dolphins fan deserved full blown aids, this could change your mind

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346849-X-gt-Jon-Martin

And a poll of "whose side theyre on"

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?346761-What-are-you-Team-Martin-or-Team-Incognito

A whopping 6% side with Martin


This might be my favorite post of yours.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 07, 2013, 09:24:28 PM
Quote
MikeGarafolo: I did not know what the phrase "ride train" meant until receiving David Cornwell's statement a little while ago. I wish I didn't know now.

hahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 08, 2013, 12:09:38 AM
Not a sign this beast comment,  purely hypothetical, how would you feel if the Jets were to sign Martin when he inevitably got cut ?

It seems that several nfl players have said things like "He should of stood up for himself, hes 6'3 315 pounds" or whatever, so theres no doubt that some in the league are going to see him as weak and a coward.

And then im sure there will be some others who see him as a NARC who copped out on his teammates, or a guy who just threw his entire organization under the bus and would invetiably have a hard time trusting him.

Id imagine that there will be significant uneasiness around the league in regards to picking him up with the worries that it could fracture the locker room or blow up in the organizations face.

With Mangold and Dbrick I wouldnt worry about it too much, as I think they have pretty good control on things, and Dbrick is one of if not best leaders on this team. But I still don't see it as something this organization would want to deal with, especially after the way we have been portrayed in the media in the past.  (plus Mangold has been known to be a prankster, so i wouldnt want to see Martin freak out if he switched his gatorade with lemon juice or something)

 I would think he ultimately ends up with the Colts or 49ers though.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 08, 2013, 12:13:39 AM
Doesn't Martin kind of suck?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 08, 2013, 12:23:20 AM
There's absolutely no reason why the Jets would or should sign Martin.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 08, 2013, 12:54:34 AM
There's absolutely no reason why the Jets would or should sign Martin.

We can have him bully/toughen Gholston.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 08, 2013, 02:52:57 AM
Doesn't Martin kind of suck?

If by "kind of“ you mean completely, then the answer is yes.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 08, 2013, 07:57:47 AM
It's a good thing he has a Stanford education because I think it's highly unlikely Martin so much as sniffs another locker room any time soon, to answer dcm's question. Which locker room is likely to accept him with trusting, open arms?  Whether or not its right or wrong.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 08:09:23 AM
It's a good thing he has a Stanford education because I think it's highly unlikely Martin so much as sniffs another locker room any time soon, to answer dcm's question. Which locker room is likely to accept him with trusting, open arms?  Whether or not its right or wrong.

If he was a better player he'd have no problem finding a new team. If he wasn't so "meh" to this point, their fans wouldn't be so cavalier about tossing him aside.

On the same note, if Incognito played like Wayne Hunter, would so many be defending him? No.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 08, 2013, 08:13:49 AM
It's a good thing he has a Stanford education because I think it's highly unlikely Martin so much as sniffs another locker room any time soon, to answer dcm's question. Which locker room is likely to accept him with trusting, open arms?  Whether or not its right or wrong.

He never struck me as an outstanding player or prospect although I haven't seen a great deal of him but if he has decided that the fraternity of the pro ranks are not for him this maybe a calculated risk to get out of the NFL with a nice little nest egg. The intriguing thing now is that other players on the are being implicated in wrong doing and this has got to cause unrest.

Oh I love it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 08, 2013, 08:14:53 AM
If he was a better player he'd have no problem finding a new team. If he wasn't so "meh" to this point, their fans wouldn't be so cavalier about tossing him aside.

On the same note, if Incognito played like Wayne Hunter, would so many be defending him? No.

The comical part about Incognito is that guy became a leader in any locker room. I can understand a team taking a flyer on the scumbag but leader? The team got what they deserved. Hahahahah When that line plays a legit dine they're screwed, royally screwed. Tannenhill will be lucky to survive this season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 08, 2013, 08:17:18 AM
He never struck me as an outstanding player or prospect although I haven't seen a great deal of him but if he has decided that the fraternity of the pro ranks are not for him this maybe a calculated risk to get out of the NFL with a nice little nest egg. The intriguing thing now is that other players on the are being implicated in wrong doing and this has got to cause unrest.

Oh I love it.


I can't say what the end game will be. However, it sure smells like this will give the owner license to get rid of everyone above assistant video coach. Whether he takes that opportunity afforded him is another matter entirely.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 08, 2013, 08:18:20 AM
While flipping through the channels I saw one of the news stations talking about "Racism in the NFL". Ugh. Enough with this excrement, please.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 08, 2013, 08:19:40 AM
If he was a better player....

The only part of your post that matters is this. None of this would have ever happened if he were a better player.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on November 08, 2013, 12:39:50 PM
So Incognito was also fining people who didn't go to O-line "meetings" at a local strip club, apparently. So that's a thing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 08, 2013, 12:42:22 PM
So Incognito was also fining people who didn't go to O-line "meetings" at a local strip club, apparently. So that's a thing.

What exactly does that entail? You skipped a meeting, so now you owe me (not the team) 10 lap dances/whatever a stripper will do for $1000?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 01:10:30 PM
What exactly does that entail? You skipped a meeting, so now you owe me (not the team) 10 lap dances/whatever a stripper will do for $1000?
I thought he meant they were having BS "meetings" at a strip club and "fining" him later for not coming.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on November 08, 2013, 01:15:02 PM
I thought he meant they were having BS "meetings" at a strip club and "fining" him later for not coming.

Yeah - that's a better way of phrasing it. http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Incognito-held-Oline-meetings-at-strip-club.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 02:12:46 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1q6rg1/official_incognitomartin_megathread/cd9tuj0

Quote
Bermuda? Bahama?
I'm gonna slap your mamma
Key Largo? Big Weirdo
They said improve your ego
(Jamaica, off the Florida Keys
That will be $30,000 please
You're still a rookie this fall)
Yo Stanford, hey mister
We're gonna train your sister
That's where we want to go
Dick in Disguise means Richie Incognito
(Let's head South
I want to excrement in your mouth)
Bermuda, Bahama
I'm gonna slap your mamma
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 08, 2013, 02:18:32 PM
Meathead offensive linemen frequent strip clubs?

Can this story please go away.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 08, 2013, 02:22:12 PM
Meathead offensive linemen frequent strip clubs?

Can this story please go away.
Not until the Dolphins are fined $1B and must forfeit every draft pick for the next decade.

(and that obviously wasn't the main detail of the story anyone cares about)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 08, 2013, 03:28:53 PM
My point was the media is just grasping at any straws to keep this on the back page.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on November 08, 2013, 03:30:30 PM
The fact that most NFL players I've seen interviewed were defending Incognito, even after he used the N-word in a voicemail, shows just how little weight this Martin abuse story has.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 08, 2013, 05:05:47 PM
The fact that most NFL players I've seen interviewed were defending Incognito, even after he used the N-word in a voicemail, shows just how little weight this Martin abuse story has.

Well to the players anyways.

But it most clearly does carry weight with the general public because all hell is breaking loose right now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 10, 2013, 09:57:55 AM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 12m
RT @InsideNFLMedia: From @MikeSilver: "Jeff Ireland, the GM, and head coach Joe Philbin in league circles are not expected to survive this."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 10, 2013, 09:58:26 AM
I want them to stay there as long as possible.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on November 10, 2013, 10:27:34 AM
As long as Ross owns that team, I'm not too worried.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 10, 2013, 11:18:44 AM
Nfl network is talking about Martin taking ''vicious physical beatings '' first I've heard of this?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Cane on November 10, 2013, 12:15:23 PM
Nfl network is talking about Martin taking ''vicious physical beatings '' first I've heard of this?

You must not have watched any Dolphin games last year. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 11, 2013, 12:08:55 PM
If there was any doubt.

@SportsCenter:
2013-11-11 18:00:50 UTC
THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Martin likely done for year. Source tells @saltersl that Martin wants to play again but feels he can't in Miami.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 11, 2013, 12:41:27 PM

You must not have watched any Dolphin games last year.

Heyooooo.

I still can't believe how bad he's been.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 11, 2013, 01:44:09 PM
If there was any doubt.

@SportsCenter:
2013-11-11 18:00:50 UTC
THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Martin likely done for year. Source tells @saltersl that Martin wants to play again but feels he can't in Miami.

Yeah that surprises no one....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 11, 2013, 04:28:17 PM
http://deadspin.com/people-keep-tweeting-hate-and-support-at-the-wrong-jona-1462380461
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 11, 2013, 11:02:13 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000280450/article/dolphins-stephen-ross-will-meet-with-jonathan-martin

Quote
Ross said that the Dolphins will make changes to their operation and install a "code of conduct that suits the 21st century." The team will do that with the help of a new five-man committee for internal evaluation, a group that will consist of Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor and Curtis Martin.

wat
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 11, 2013, 11:05:36 PM
Never change Stephen Ross, never change.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2013, 11:34:04 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000280450/article/dolphins-stephen-ross-will-meet-with-jonathan-martin

wat

Curtis Martin wtf? I hope he's there as just a plant.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 08:27:49 AM
After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.

Link (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1920&year_max=2013&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&league_id=&team_id=mia&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_qb=Y&c1stat=&c1comp=gt&c1val=&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pass_sacked&draft=0&draft_year_min=1936&draft_year_max=2013&type=&draft_round_min=0&draft_round_max=99&draft_slot_min=1&draft_slot_max=500&draft_pick_in_round=0&draft_league_id=&draft_team_id=&college_id=all&conference=any&draft_pos_is_qb=Y&draft_pos_is_rb=Y&draft_pos_is_wr=Y&draft_pos_is_te=Y&draft_pos_is_rec=Y&draft_pos_is_t=Y&draft_pos_is_g=Y&draft_pos_is_c=Y&draft_pos_is_ol=Y&draft_pos_is_dt=Y&draft_pos_is_de=Y&draft_pos_is_dl=Y&draft_pos_is_ilb=Y&draft_pos_is_olb=Y&draft_pos_is_lb=Y&draft_pos_is_cb=Y&draft_pos_is_s=Y&draft_pos_is_db=Y&draft_pos_is_k=Y&draft_pos_is_p=Y)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 09:05:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/V9Q34JT.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2013, 10:43:31 AM
Miami averaged about 5 inches per rush last night. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2013, 10:49:06 AM
Lowest rushing yardage in franchise history - total of two yards in the game.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 12, 2013, 12:09:46 PM
Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on November 12, 2013, 01:14:33 PM
Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.

Except for us, of course.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on November 12, 2013, 05:08:49 PM
Except for us, of course.

Annnnnnd you just did it.  They will somehow drop 150 rushing yards on us.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 12, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Tampa may suck but they can stuff the run as good as any team in the league.

They were middle of the pack before last night, both in YPG and average per carry.  Even after that pitiful performance by Miami, Tampa's rush d is 5th in overall yards per game (95.8 ) and 9th in YPA (3.8 ).  By comparison, if we went in and had the same game this week, we'd be at 2.9 YPC and 66.6 yards per game.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 12, 2013, 05:59:56 PM
After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.

Link (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1920&year_max=2013&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&league_id=&team_id=mia&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_qb=Y&c1stat=&c1comp=gt&c1val=&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pass_sacked&draft=0&draft_year_min=1936&draft_year_max=2013&type=&draft_round_min=0&draft_round_max=99&draft_slot_min=1&draft_slot_max=500&draft_pick_in_round=0&draft_league_id=&draft_team_id=&college_id=all&conference=any&draft_pos_is_qb=Y&draft_pos_is_rb=Y&draft_pos_is_wr=Y&draft_pos_is_te=Y&draft_pos_is_rec=Y&draft_pos_is_t=Y&draft_pos_is_g=Y&draft_pos_is_c=Y&draft_pos_is_ol=Y&draft_pos_is_dt=Y&draft_pos_is_de=Y&draft_pos_is_dl=Y&draft_pos_is_ilb=Y&draft_pos_is_olb=Y&draft_pos_is_lb=Y&draft_pos_is_cb=Y&draft_pos_is_s=Y&draft_pos_is_db=Y&draft_pos_is_k=Y&draft_pos_is_p=Y)

Aaaaaaaand he hasn't played us once yet  ;D
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 12, 2013, 06:15:46 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on November 12, 2013, 09:02:26 PM
After last night's game, Tannehill became the single-season leader for times sacked by a Dolphins QB.

Link (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1920&year_max=2013&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&league_id=&team_id=mia&is_active=&is_hof=&pos_is_qb=Y&c1stat=&c1comp=gt&c1val=&c2stat=&c2comp=gt&c2val=&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pass_sacked&draft=0&draft_year_min=1936&draft_year_max=2013&type=&draft_round_min=0&draft_round_max=99&draft_slot_min=1&draft_slot_max=500&draft_pick_in_round=0&draft_league_id=&draft_team_id=&college_id=all&conference=any&draft_pos_is_qb=Y&draft_pos_is_rb=Y&draft_pos_is_wr=Y&draft_pos_is_te=Y&draft_pos_is_rec=Y&draft_pos_is_t=Y&draft_pos_is_g=Y&draft_pos_is_c=Y&draft_pos_is_ol=Y&draft_pos_is_dt=Y&draft_pos_is_de=Y&draft_pos_is_dl=Y&draft_pos_is_ilb=Y&draft_pos_is_olb=Y&draft_pos_is_lb=Y&draft_pos_is_cb=Y&draft_pos_is_s=Y&draft_pos_is_db=Y&draft_pos_is_k=Y&draft_pos_is_p=Y)

Why couldn't that have been Marino?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 09:17:21 PM
Why couldn't that have been Marino?
Because he was actually good. And had a lighting fast release.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 12, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
Because he was actually good. And had a lighting fast release.

Yep the best pure thrower I have ever seen. Thank God the rest of the team sucked around him. If he played with modern rules.....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 12, 2013, 10:22:49 PM
How many more times for Tannenhill to get sacked for it to be the single nfl season record ?

Not just Dolphins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 10:28:56 PM
How many more times for Tannenhill to get sacked for it to be the single nfl season record ?

Not just Dolphins
39 more times (5 or 6 times per game on average for the rest of the season).

So probably not happening.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2013, 10:30:09 PM
How many more times for Tannenhill to get sacked for it to be the single nfl season record ?

Not just Dolphins

A long way. David Carr holds the record, he went down 76 times playing for the Oilers in 2002.

EDIT: freak you Badger, I will burn your house down while you sleep.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 12, 2013, 10:31:40 PM
Well on the plus side we are the Dolphins week 17 matchup, so we might have a chance to set NFL history that week

But we also might be resting out starters that week, so I guess well see
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 10:32:39 PM
But we also might be resting out starters that week, so I guess well see

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bUg5rGQxotE/UgQI_vg4WBI/AAAAAAAAOKE/2gUxp13lalk/s1600/goose-laughing.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
A long way. David Carr holds the record, he went down 76 times playing for the Oilers in 2002.

Only a godking can get sacked that many times and survive.   
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2013, 10:37:08 PM
Only a godking can get sacked that many times and survive.   

Not only did he survive, he went on to take third place in that particular league of OL shame three years later by getting sacked 68 times in the 2005 season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 10:37:57 PM
For the record, Geno is on pace for 2nd most in a Jets season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2013, 10:45:51 PM
Interestingly, in the list of most sacked QBs ever the active leader is Ben Roethlisberger at 379, and given he is only 30 years old you have to think that Brett Favre's record of 525 could be under threat.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 12, 2013, 10:49:41 PM
Interestingly, in the list of most sacked QBs ever the active leader is Ben Roethlisberger at 379, and given he is only 30 years old you have to think that Brett Favre's record of 525 could be under threat.

That's actually really surprising, because he seems like the master of not getting sacked. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 12, 2013, 10:52:50 PM
And I haven't done the maths, but Carr's average of 3.38 sacks per start (267 in 79) far surpasses Roethlisberger (2.8 sacks per start) or Favre (1.76 sacks per start). I can't be bothered to work the others out but I don't think anyone else comes close to 3.0.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 11:19:33 PM
That's actually really surprising, because he seems like the master of not getting sacked. 
Only against us. Except for McIntyre.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: 624 on November 13, 2013, 01:28:21 AM
That's actually really surprising, because he seems like the master of not getting sacked.

He's also the master of holding onto the ball forever.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 13, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Miami's swing tackle Will Yeatman is out for season after tearing his ACL

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2013, 06:48:21 AM
http://deadspin.com/dolphins-fans-get-jeff-irelands-phone-number-spam-his-1464205280
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2013, 07:34:06 AM
Miami's swing tackle Will Yeatman is out for season after tearing his ACL

At what point do you actually improve by losing a starter?  I think the Dolphins are there.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2013, 07:34:58 AM
http://deadspin.com/dolphins-fans-get-jeff-irelands-phone-number-spam-his-1464205280
Good job Puck!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2013, 08:25:14 AM
At what point do you actually improve by losing a starter?  I think the Dolphins are there.
Well, he wasn't a starter, he was their Rob Turner.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2013, 09:30:39 AM
LOL.

http://www.miamidolphins.com/team/depth-chart.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 14, 2013, 09:40:15 AM
Only a godking can get sacked that many times and survive.   
hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 14, 2013, 02:35:41 PM
Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport 1m
Ritchie Incognito has filed a non-football injury grievance against the Dolphins for his "indefinite" suspension as a violation of CBA.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 14, 2013, 03:08:54 PM
Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport 1m
Ritchie Incognito has filed a non-football injury grievance against the Dolphins for his "indefinite" suspension as a violation of CBA.
Love it!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2013, 03:21:55 PM
Even the WSJ is getting in on the action:

http://online.wsj.com/news/article_email/SB10001424052702303559504579196033957500994-lMyQjAxMTAzMDEwNDExNDQyWj
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 16, 2013, 05:19:41 PM
(http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ad.gif)




http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/nflpa-blasts-spirit-airlines-for-richie-incognito-advertisement/ (http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/nflpa-blasts-spirit-airlines-for-richie-incognito-advertisement/)


Can we request this on the banner ads?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 17, 2013, 09:51:59 AM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m
NFL has received multiple tips of other potential instances of harassment inside Dolphins' organization, per sources.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 17, 2013, 09:54:09 AM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m
NFL has received multiple tips of other potential instances of harassment inside Dolphins' organization, per sources.

This brings a smile to my face. Can't help it...

 ;D
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2013, 10:04:01 AM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m
NFL has received multiple tips of other potential instances of harassment inside Dolphins' organization, per sources.

(http://media.tumblr.com/f0e57af1ba1d648c38a8f1a413d8a3cb/tumblr_inline_mj949knDu71qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 19, 2013, 05:16:50 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10002372/richie-incognito-mocked-ethnicity-miami-dolphins-staffer&ex_cid=sportscenter
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 19, 2013, 05:51:00 PM
Well the Dolphins arent the only team in the AFC east guilty of being racists

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/rob-gronkowski-asian-fan-video-dancing-fried-rice-leslie-chow-new-england-patriots/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 19, 2013, 06:05:00 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10002372/richie-incognito-mocked-ethnicity-miami-dolphins-staffer&ex_cid=sportscenter

Quote
According to the report, Incognito would sometimes dress in garb from the staff member's culture and make profane jokes about that culture, making the staff member uncomfortable.

I'm gonna need way more details on this part. What was he wearing? A poncho/sombrero combo? Rice paddy hat? Lederhosen?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 21, 2013, 03:11:45 PM
Filthy scum.

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/channing-crowder-says-he-always-wet-his-pants-during-games-112113?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:NFLonFOX
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on November 21, 2013, 07:42:09 PM
Filthy scum.

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/channing-crowder-says-he-always-wet-his-pants-during-games-112113?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:NFLonFOX

Hahahahahaha.

Channing freaking Crowder, man. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 21, 2013, 09:43:46 PM
You laugh I have heard more than one football player say they just pissed their pants. But Crowder is full of excrement a lot of the time. That bit about him not knowing where England was during the London game was a rouse.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 22, 2013, 07:04:39 AM
You laugh I have heard more than one football player say they just pissed their pants. But Crowder is full of excrement a lot of the time. That bit about him not knowing where England was during the London game was a rouse.

I understand it happens,  and when excrement goes down you wanna be on the field.

But every single freaking game of his career? That's more on the creepy end of things
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 22, 2013, 07:40:25 AM
I understand it happens,  and when excrement goes down you wanna be on the field.

But every single freaking game of his career? That's more on the creepy end of things

That's what I mean, it's not that isolated, it happens more than occasionally. Watch a game and you can see who does it, some of the Jets have done it or appear to have. Schlereth and Golic admitted to doing it quite often.

 I don't know, I played hockey (not professionally but with many professionals and they do not do something like that) apparently it's accepted in football. That said, I still do not believe Crowder totally, he lies like crazy to get a rise out of people.

Here is a hilarious article:

http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/robbie_tobeck_pooped_his_pants/3368370 (http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/robbie_tobeck_pooped_his_pants/3368370)

Quote

In what must be one of the funniest articles I've ever read, former Seahawk Robbie Tobeck is featured in it with a funny anecdote. You can read David Fleming's ESPN magazine article online here.

Thanks for making me laugh Mr. Fleming.

Sometimes we forget these athletes are human just like us. I strongly encourage for everyone to read the whole story, but here is the part that mentions Tobeck:

    Meet Robbie Tobeck, the other 0.1 percent. The former NFL center, who retired in 2006, spent 13 seasons in the league, the final seven as a cornerstone of the Seattle Seahawks offensive line. In 2001, Tobeck and the Seahawks traveled to Washington to face the Redskins. Late in the week, he had come down with a wicked, explosive stomach virus; by game day he had lost 10 pounds, as well as a roommate, after guard Steve Hutchinson was mercifully allowed to seek shelter away from the sounds and smells emanating from Tobeck.

    "I had pretty much blocked this whole awful experience out of my mind until you called, so thanks," says Tobeck, who co-owns an insurance company in Bellevue, Wash., and hosts his own outdoor radio show on Seattle's ESPN 710AM. "This stuff happens way more than people realize. Every time you hear a player got 'snot bubbled,' you have to know the same thing happens on the other end, too. You just get hit so hard, you lose your control for a minute."

    The Seahawks were a precarious 3-3, so after a three-word pep talk from coach Mike Holmgren -- "Tough it out" -- Tobeck downed all the Imodium he could find and willed himself onto the field. There, trainers stashed spare pants and a bucket for Tobeck to poop in behind the team bench. He made it through his first snap to quarterback Matt Hasselbeck and was holding off 335-pound defensive tackle Dan Wilkinson when running back Shaun Alexander ran into him from behind. In Tobeck's delicate condition, that was enough to cause him to Jackson Pollock his pregame meal all over the back of his uniform. And yes, Tobeck still calls it the worst moment of his career, even worse than suffering two Super Bowl defeats. "When you're trying to push every last bit of your ability out of your body, stuff's gonna happen," he says. "It's not a badge of honor. In football, you're just expected to go beyond your limits. I was lying on the ground, thinking, What do I do now? Then I was like, 'Heck, it's only Hasselbeck -- I'll stay in the game.'"

    The next play called for a shotgun snap, but crowd noise at FedEx Field forced Hasselbeck to snuggle up nice and tight under center. The epic mushroom cloud of funk had set in with Tobeck's linemates and even with the Redskins -- on his return trip to DC two years later, Tobeck found a bag of Depend adult diapers in his locker -- but at the time, Hasselbeck didn't fully grasp the origin or the extent of the situation until a few minutes later, when a bug-eyed trainer ran up to him near the Seahawks' bench.

    "Hey," the guy yelled into Hasselbeck's ear. "I'd stop licking my hands if I were you!"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 22, 2013, 08:00:55 AM
You laugh I have heard more than one football player say they just pissed their pants. But Crowder is full of excrement a lot of the time. That bit about him not knowing where England was during the London game was a rouse.

Mark Schlereth mentioned that he did that all the time. He wouldn't give a freak about just doing it in the huddle.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on December 09, 2013, 08:56:34 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/09/report-jeff-ireland-has-been-told-his-job-is-safe/

This is great news indeed! Talk about someone that doesn't have a freaking clue as to what he's doing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on December 30, 2013, 12:31:34 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/miamidolphins/comments/1tyo13/this_is_the_most_dolphins_way_this_season_could/


hehehehehe
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2013, 06:26:29 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/miamidolphins/comments/1tyo13/this_is_the_most_dolphins_way_this_season_could/


hehehehehe

"The hand job of football teams".

Classic.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 30, 2013, 06:49:47 AM
more like "the handjob from a guy of football teams"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on December 30, 2013, 10:04:04 AM
I hate the logic fail. "They always play to the level of their competition." Well, if they'd have played as well as the Jets yesterday they'd have had a 50-50 chance of winning. Whine about the Jets being excrement all you want, but you were worse.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on December 30, 2013, 10:05:27 AM
Yeah, how exactly are the Jets worse? We have the same record, and finished ahead of them in the rankings.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2013, 10:17:56 AM
Our fanbase is just as dumb.  Its just more fun to watch it be someone else.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 30, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 3m

Brian Hartline suffered torn PCL in Dolphins loss, but won't need surgery http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv



I chuckled.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on December 30, 2013, 03:31:46 PM
ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 3m

Brian Hartline suffered torn PCL in Dolphins loss, but won't need surgery http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv (http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ngv)



I chuckled.

I suffered the same exact injury in a Hockey game as I scored a goal and I continued to play. In fact I didn't miss a shift, what a hoo-ha.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 30, 2013, 03:33:20 PM
I suffered the same exact injury in a Hockey game as I scored a goal and I continued to play. In fact I didn't miss a shift, what a hoo-ha.

I went ice skating one time in 8th grade.  I fell down a lot.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 31, 2013, 12:04:12 PM
Hire Shannonhan and Kubiak

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?350041-Hire-Shannahan-and-Kubiak&s=49965ac1ae12f7592cbc49c9de7b1470
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on December 31, 2013, 03:43:44 PM
Hire Shannonhan and Kubiak

http://www.finheaven.com/showthread.php?350041-Hire-Shannahan-and-Kubiak&s=49965ac1ae12f7592cbc49c9de7b1470

No way man, it's Mangini/Tannenbaum Time

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2013/12/most-of-what-goes-on-around-a-football-team-happens-behind-the-scenes-practices-are-closed-the-locker-room-is-closed-except.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2014, 11:46:51 AM
http://www.meowgatron.com/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 03, 2014, 01:06:49 AM
http://www.meowgatron.com/

This is one of the best things ever
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2014, 05:15:29 AM
http://www.meowgatron.com/

How.. Why... I don't even...

Words can't explain the ridiculosity that is that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 03, 2014, 07:20:03 AM
That link gave me a seizure.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 05, 2014, 11:51:23 AM
Miami Herald saying it's possible they'll release Philip Wheeler. They just gave him a 5 yr.26 mil..  w 13 mil guaranteed contract last year.

Nice free agent haul fins lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2014, 08:25:21 PM
NFL Network's Mike Silver is "hearing" the Dolphins "may" retain GM Jeff Ireland, "against all odds."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 05, 2014, 08:43:18 PM
Awesome he sucks balls.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2014, 08:59:38 PM
NFL Network's Mike Silver is "hearing" the Dolphins "may" retain GM Jeff Ireland, "against all odds."

Which of those words did he yell?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 05, 2014, 09:08:43 PM
Which of those words did he yell?

I'm guessing either "may" or "Ireland"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2014, 08:38:53 AM
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2014/01/more-history-fallout-from-ireland-vs-dawnjoe.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on January 09, 2014, 08:47:40 AM
Armando suggest that Eric mangini should be a candidate for gm.

Hehehe

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 09, 2014, 08:54:24 AM
I feel better after having read that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 09, 2014, 09:17:58 AM
truly lolphins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 09, 2014, 09:21:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDeBcpLITQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDeBcpLITQ)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2014, 09:21:53 AM
truly lolphins

(http://solarbird.net/Livejournal/2012-07/picardwin.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 09, 2014, 02:08:19 PM
I'd be pissed off if Eric Mangini was their GM.  I think he'd do a pretty good job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 09, 2014, 02:24:48 PM
I had a dream, Carl Peterson gets the job and then he fires Regis and Cathy Lee and hires Herm.

It was a wet dream.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on January 09, 2014, 02:31:55 PM
I'd be pissed off if Eric Mangini was their GM.  I think he'd do a pretty good job.

For the other teams, sure.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 09, 2014, 02:48:52 PM

Rotocrap: 

"Multiple NFL sources" tell the National Football Post's Jason Cole they would "advise anyone close to them" not to accept the Dolphins' general manager job.
Per Cole, the sources believe the Dolphins' power structure is "set up to fail." That's certainly hard to argue. Owner Stephen Ross has been coy on whom will have final say in his new front office, while pigeonholing a new general manager with an existing head coach almost never works. The Dolphins' owner since 2008, Ross has thus far proven incapable of getting his power structure right.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2014, 02:51:23 PM
As much as I want to revel in this, a year ago assholes were saying the Jets couldn't "give away" their GM job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 09, 2014, 02:52:09 PM
As much as I want to revel in this, a year ago assholes were saying the Jets couldn't "give away" their GM job.

Don't think of it that way.  This of it as our sweet payback.  Pile on the bandwagon of hate.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: klaximilian on January 09, 2014, 02:57:11 PM
I'd be pissed off if Eric Mangini was their GM.  I think he'd do a pretty good job.

If all football prospects were best discovered on a treadmill, sure...

Quote
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/vernon-gholston-hopes-56-lucky-number-time-jets-article-1.326528

Shortly after last season, Eric Mangini was on a treadmill in the Jets' weight room, performing a cardio workout, when he caught his first glimpse of Vernon Gholston on tape - and that really got the coach's heart pumping. "I remember thinking, 'This could be the sixth pick in the draft,'" Mangini said Friday. "He kept popping off the screen."
The coach was so captivated that he rushed to his office, punched up Gholston on the computer and checked out the Jets' scouting reports on the former Ohio State star. He was impressive on the computer, too. It was love at first byte.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2014, 03:14:12 PM
I'm always looking for new stuff to watch on the treadmill. Tell Idzik to send me some tapes and I'll recommend him some players.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 09, 2014, 03:40:32 PM
Apparently Mangini isnt the only name thats coming up

Quote
So now the Dolphins are looking for a new general manager, and the names being reported in the South Florida media include Tannenbaum and former Jets coach Eric Mangini,

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets

Goes along with this from earlier in the article

Quote
One of the biggest sharks in the Miami tank apparently is Dawn Aponte, the executive vice president of football administration -- a former underling of ex-Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum. Aponte reportedly stabbed Ireland in the back, formed an alliance with Philbin and worked her way into the inner circle of owner Stephen Ross.


And
Quote
In addition, one of Ross' most trusted advisors is Matt Higgins, former team president of the Jets.


Tanny/Philbin for president
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2014, 03:01:40 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m

As first reported. RT @caplannfl: Dolphins and Bucs request permission to interview Eagles VP of player personnel Tom Gamble for GM opening.



I wonder if Brian Bassett will guarantee Gamble being named GM of both teams.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2014, 03:02:26 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m

As first reported. RT @caplannfl: Dolphins and Bucs request permission to interview Eagles VP of player personnel Tom Gamble for GM opening.



I wonder if Brian Bassett will guarantee Gamble being named GM of both teams.

You should ask him on twitter.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2014, 03:04:16 PM
It makes me happy to see lolphins or lolgiants updated every day.  Maybe someday we can have a lolpats thread.  No need for a lolbills, they've been lol'd enough.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 10, 2014, 03:08:43 PM
You should ask him on twitter.

I'll ask jason biggs instead.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2014, 07:14:32 PM
It makes me happy to see lolphins or lolgiants updated every day.  Maybe someday we can have a lolpats thread.  No need for a lolbills, they've been lol'd enough.

I'm going to cherish every moment of the patriots irrelevency when it happens.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 11, 2014, 12:21:56 PM
I'm going to cherish every moment of the patriots irrelevency when it happens.

pretty sure we all will.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 14, 2014, 10:26:11 PM
LOLphins approached Seattle for permission to interview Senior Personnel Executive Scot McCloughan. McCloughan told them to say no.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2014, 10:40:53 PM
LOLphins approached Seattle for permission to interview Senior Personnel Executive Scot McCloughan. McCloughan told them to say no.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bUg5rGQxotE/UgQI_vg4WBI/AAAAAAAAOKE/2gUxp13lalk/s1600/goose-laughing.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2014, 10:44:20 PM
Hahaha the fins job is radioactive, they're probably not going to get a top candidate, woo hooo
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2014, 11:08:51 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-dolphins-0115-20140114,0,4687499.story

Quote
The Dolphins interviewed Green Bay quarterbacks coach Ben McAdoo for their vacant offensive coordinator position on Tuesday. But apparently he wasn't impressed. McAdoo reportedly accepted the same job with the New York Giants on Tuesday evening.

That could be a big setback for the Dolphins, who, for the time, appear to be a team that's being avoided.

McAdoo, who was on the Green Bay staff with Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin for six years, was the third offensive coordinator candidate the Dolphins have interviewed. But it's possible only one remains in the running. Another candidate, Philadelphia quarterbacks coach Ben Lazor, will accept the offensive coordinator job with Detroit, according to ESPN.

That might mean former Washington offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan, who has also interviewed for the Dolphins' offensive coordinator job, now becomes the leader by default.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2014, 07:36:56 AM
^ please let it be Kyle Shanahan.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on January 15, 2014, 09:56:33 AM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m

As first reported. RT @caplannfl: Dolphins and Bucs request permission to interview Eagles VP of player personnel Tom Gamble for GM opening.



I wonder if Brian Bassett will guarantee Gamble being named GM of both teams.

Quote
According to Albert Breer of the NFL Network, Gamble is content to stay with the Eagles for another year, rather than pursue either of the available G.M. jobs in the Sunshine State.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/15/tom-gamble-wont-purse-bucs-or-dolphins-g-m-jobs/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 15, 2014, 10:00:07 AM
Hahahah I should put my name in the hat to be Fins GM. I will take polls on this site on who to draft. Hahahaah I couldn't possibly do a worse job than Ireland, no matter how hard I would try.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2014, 10:03:54 AM
Hahahah I should put my name in the hat to be Fins GM. I will take polls on this site on who to draft. Hahahaah I couldn't possibly do a worse job than Ireland, no matter how hard I would try.

The Phins GM position includes handjobs from JLo as a perk.  Sadly, the same applies to Marc Anthony.


Kerry Rhodes should apply.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 15, 2014, 10:16:01 AM
The Phins GM position includes handjobs from JLo as a perk.  Sadly, the same applies to Marc Anthony.
Kerry Rhodes should apply.


Kerry's first hire:

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQ-y1UmidaamqPH27RkskAoubZeq4mQt9RHbvBQdk7hD_RqbuEeg)

Change the logo to : My Choice:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hMZm4_BV6dM/R2nt0LFIUQI/AAAAAAAAAnk/Oszgt0MNeUU/s400/miamituna.jpg)

Kerry's favorite:

(http://s8.postimg.org/70izvookl/DOLPHINS_LOGO.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 03:53:15 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story

Quote
When Lauren Tannehill, the wife of Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill, returned a rental car this month in South Florida, she accidentally left a big surprise in the back seat: an AR-15 rifle, a Broward sheriff's report says.

The rifle, valued at $2,000 and still in its case, remained in the Nissan Rogue when it was rented to another person hours later Jan. 4, the report said.

#circus
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 15, 2014, 04:11:32 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story

#circus

Ahahaha.  That was on Reddit a few days ago.  Someone posted "I rented a rental car, and look what was in the back seat".  That's hilarious it was his wife who left it there.

http://dd.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1uufhc/my_friend_and_her_mom_just_rented_a_car_at_the/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 15, 2014, 04:38:01 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-lauren-tannehill-ar-15-rifle-rental-car-20140115,0,3883212.story

#circus

Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2014, 04:39:21 PM
Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol

You would think so. Hertz left a backpack in the car I rented last month.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 15, 2014, 08:37:00 PM
Shouldnt the rental company have like... cleaned it, or at least inspected briefly for damages before re-renting? lol

You go to a busy rental outlet, they'll do a quick scan over the outside to make sure there are no new dents, get in the driver's seat to check the mileage, then move on. I can easily see a cloth case like that, especially if it's a similar colour or shade to the upholstery, going unnoticed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 16, 2014, 12:39:16 AM
You would think so. Hertz left a backpack in the car I rented last month.

What was in it?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 16, 2014, 06:05:22 AM
What was in it?
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NQEi8wkKL._SY300_.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 17, 2014, 10:16:01 AM
since there's no lolbrowns, a guy who's from south florida and was on the dolphins that long belongs here at least.

http://deadspin.com/davone-bess-arrested-for-assaulting-an-officer-1503356696

Read the tweets. they're awesome.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 17, 2014, 10:24:07 AM
@AdamHBeasley
When the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on January 17, 2014, 10:25:25 AM
@AdamHBeasley
When the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.


Holy excrement
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 10:26:15 AM
@AdamHBeasley
When the officer went up to Bess to have him stop, he crushed a cup of coffee on him, and got into a fighting stance.

(http://eil.com/images/main/Jon%2BBon%2BJovi%2B-%2BBlaze%2BOf%2BGlory%2B-%2BCASSETTE%2BSINGLE-249771.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 17, 2014, 05:37:55 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/17/3876798/former-miami-dolphins-receiver.html#.Utm1-Ea2IGE.twitter
Quote
It's the same condition in which authorities discovered Bess, the former Dolphins receiver, in his Cooper City home 10 months earlier -- and the reason his family had him hospitalized against his will.

Six BSO deputies were needed on that night to restrain Bess, who was screaming, "Hide the guns," "Where is my weed," and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football," according to the incident report.

Word of this prior meltdown was never made public until now. The Dolphins traded Bess to the Cleveland Browns a month after his hospitalization. Bess remains a member of the Browns; a team spokesman said the Browns are aware of the situation and are working to gather more information.




Apparently its common for Miami dolphins players to end up in mental hospitals.

Marshall, Bess, Martin.

Whens Incognito due?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 18, 2014, 12:17:51 AM

(http://eil.com/images/main/Jon%2BBon%2BJovi%2B-%2BBlaze%2BOf%2BGlory%2B-%2BCASSETTE%2BSINGLE-249771.jpg)

What an awesome way to get arrested.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on January 18, 2014, 11:11:17 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/01/last_march_davone_bess_was_uns.html#incart_m-rpt-2

Jeff Ireland is a douchenozzlet
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 19, 2014, 11:03:09 AM
Quote
A source informed the Miami Herald that Dolphins players don't have "great respect for the coaching staff there."
"Criticism of the coaches is consistent with everyone I talk to on the team," said the source. "You have some assistants who weren’t experienced or comfortable in their jobs. Some players said they didn’t learn much. It’s pretty disconcerting. There’s not a lot of great teaching there." This mostly has to do with position coaches and coordinators, but even head coach Joe Philbin is taking some heat from inside the locker room. He's been described as "flat" and "unemotional," while another said Philbin's just a guy who's "on top of scheduling and planning." Philbin's seat will be one of the hotter ones in 2014, especially with a new GM coming to town. The only reason he survived this offseason is because owner Stephen Ross thinks so highly of him.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/282212/report-fins-players-dont-respect-coaches
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/sports-buzz/2014/01/concerns-raised-about-dolphins-coaching-staff-fins-heat-chatter-umluke-problem.html

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRK8TV4OPWooX749lemx1JWxGkDEzqhXwfj73t_C9xJP0m5dgezaA)

Quote
Dolphins players generally like defensive coordinator Kevin Coyle, but some believe Rodgers should be the coordinator, and the front office was unhappy Coyle didn’t find more ways to use Dion Jordan.Another who has been on the team during Philbin’s tenure said the assistant receiver’s coach, Phil McGeoghan, does a much better job than receivers coach Ken O’Keefe, and questioned O’Keefe’s acumen for the job. (O’Keefe previously was the offensive coordinator at Iowa and worked three years with Philbin there.)

O’Keefe, like several of Philbin’s hires, had a personal connection to Philbin, which made him appealing despite not having any NFL experience. Aside from coordinators, nine of the 12 coaches that Philbin has hired had never worked in the NFL.
As for Philbin, a lot of players like him personally. What you don’t hear are words such as "innovative" or "dynamic leader."

One player complained that teams take on the personality of their coach and said because Philbin is flat and unemotional, the team too often plays like that. That has become a serious concern, but it goes beyond Philbin’s lack of motivational skills. Another said his personality better fits a coordinator.

When asked last year what he likes about a particular player (Chris Clemons), Philbin said: “He keeps his mouth [shut].”

That philosophy is why Philbin either wanted to dump or was perfectly fine with losing productive players who spoke out, from Brandon Marshall to Reggie Bush to Karlos Dansby – all of whom were highly productive elsewhere. Ireland, of course, also had a major part in this.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 19, 2014, 11:10:41 AM
And more festivities

http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football?rw=1

Quote
The Miami Herald reports the Dolphins didn't tell the Browns about Davone Bess' apparent instability before trading him on draft weekend.
The Dolphins knew Bess had issues, but they took a "don't-ask-don't-tell approach" on the subject when they were shopping Bess and eventually trading him. Cleveland then inked Bess to a three-year contract extension. Now, it's probably not the first time a team has knowingly pawned off damaged goods to another team, but this just adds to ex-GM Jeff Ireland's poor reputation. Owner Stephen Ross has said he wants to find a new GM who has "integrity."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 19, 2014, 03:31:51 PM
And more festivities

http://www.rotoworld.com/sports/nfl/football?rw=1


Integrity? I'm available.

I'd be on the phone so fast with Idzik offering him any guy on the roster for the used tampons that is the Jets backup OL.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on January 19, 2014, 06:50:14 PM
Integrity? I'm available.

I'd be on the phone so fast with Idzik offering him any guy on the roster for the used tampons that is the Jets backup OL.

Not for nothing, but this entire Bess situation makes Banner and Lombardi look even more like the incompetent pieces of excrement that they are. Have fun coaching that dumpster fire if two more coordinators decide they don't want it Pettine.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 23, 2014, 04:29:53 PM
This is so perfect for this thread

@JasonLaConfora
Dolphins GM search been plenty bizarre. Owner Stephen Ross called one candidate by wrong name repeatedly in one interview, had plans to depart for China as finalists being named.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2014, 04:30:58 PM
This is so perfect for this thread

@JasonLaConfora
Dolphins GM search been plenty bizarre. Owner Stephen Ross called one candidate by wrong name repeatedly in one interview, had plans to depart for China as finalists being named.

That is the best thing ever.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 23, 2014, 04:42:48 PM
Makes you wonder...  This guy made 5 billion dollars
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2014, 04:45:26 PM
Makes you wonder...  This guy made 5 billion dollars

Ross was testing the candidate to see how he handles adversity.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2014, 04:46:22 PM
Ross should be banned from ever selling the Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2014, 04:51:39 PM
They should hire Jeff Ireland.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2014, 06:51:25 PM
This is so perfect for this thread

@JasonLaConfora
Dolphins GM search been plenty bizarre. Owner Stephen Ross called one candidate by wrong name repeatedly in one interview, had plans to depart for China as finalists being named.

OMG I can't stop laughing from this.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 24, 2014, 04:13:39 AM
They should hire Jeff Ireland.

Jesus don't give them any ideas, they might actually do it...

*crosses fingers*
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 25, 2014, 10:50:11 PM
A timeline of today's lolphin news:

Armando Salguero ‏@ArmandoSalguero 3h
Dolphins "hope" to have a new GM by Monday.

Dianna Marie Russini ‏@NBCdianna 2h
Source in Miami: Dolphins have offered GM job to Patriots director of pro personnel Nick Caserio.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 1h
Nick Caserio has decided he’s staying in New England after being offered the #Dolphins GM job, per source

Armando Salguero ‏@ArmandoSalguero 1h
Dolphins Scorecard: 4 candidates declined first interview, 1 finalist declined second interview. 1 man offered the job turned it down.

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 14m
What many in NFL wonder about Nick Caserio and his dalliance w/Miami-how much info did he plunder? How much more $/bigger title from Pats?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2014, 04:52:04 PM
@ProFootballTalk:
2014-01-28 22:44:03 UTC
Just announced on @PFTonNBCSN: @TonyDungy has interviewed Jonathan Martin. Portions air on NBC Nightly News (6:30 p.m. ET) and Today.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 29, 2014, 12:09:01 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m

Dolphins announced today that they and asst GM Brian Gaine have mutually agreed to part ways.



Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 29, 2014, 02:10:35 PM
 ‏@AdamHBeasley 3m
Dolphins assistant GM Brian Gaine escorted from headquarters after dismissal


LOL...and he was a very likely candidate for them to take the GM position not too long ago after everyone turned them down
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 29, 2014, 02:12:30 PM
@AdamHBeasley 4m
Also in my story: Gaine found out that he didn't get the job from media accounts.


http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/29/3900696_miami-dolphins-assistant-gm-candidate.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 29, 2014, 03:11:21 PM
@AdamHBeasley 4m
Also in my story: Gaine found out that he didn't get the job from media accounts.


http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/29/3900696_miami-dolphins-assistant-gm-candidate.html
. Haha.  In the comments someone said they got Tampa's sloppy seconds.  Damn that's bad.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 29, 2014, 08:24:45 PM
. Haha.  In the comments someone said they got Tampa's sloppy seconds.  Damn that's bad.

He wasn't even Tampa sloppy seconds. They weren't interested, he was more like one of their friends with benefits
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 29, 2014, 08:30:52 PM
he was more like one of their friends with benefits

That's not a good analogy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 29, 2014, 08:38:57 PM
That's not a good analogy

Too ugly to freak, but they let her go down on them?

I just worked 13 hours I'm too tired to think straight...  More than usual
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 08:14:33 PM
http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/03/here-are-over-1000-text-messages-that-richie-incognito-and-jonathan-martin-allegedly-exchanged/#sthash.0DX3EvWu.uxfs
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 03, 2014, 08:19:00 PM
Oh so they were just regular buddies. What the freak is wrong with Martin? I'm sorry, I can't see any form of bullying from that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 03, 2014, 09:48:04 PM
No one can. Incognito is clearly a piece of excrement but he wasn't a piece of excrement to Martin.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: klaximilian on February 03, 2014, 10:04:49 PM
(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d17/fd3/93c/resized/bwl-meme-generator-my-brain-is-full-of-freak-996d04.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 03, 2014, 10:14:29 PM
No one can. Incognito is clearly a piece of excrement but he wasn't a piece of excrement to Martin.



I remember pointing all of this out in the beginning, but got blasted because I didn't understand bullying. Martin is a hoo-ha, a piece of excrement, or both. Grown men shouldn't be complaining about "bullying".
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 10:21:50 PM
I remember pointing all of this out in the beginning, but got blasted because I didn't understand bullying. Martin is a hoo-ha, a piece of excrement, or both. Grown men shouldn't be complaining about "bullying".

Your worst offense was defending a Dolfag. What the freak, man?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 03, 2014, 10:34:39 PM
Your worst offense was defending a Dolfag. What the freak, man?

Meh. The whole anti-bullying thing has taken a turn for the extreme and has become completely sensationalized. People automatically jumped to Martin's defense without even looking at the facts. Sort of like if someone accused another for racism, sexism, anti-gay, whatever. It always turns out to be a fuckn' witch hunt.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 10:41:01 PM
Meh. The whole anti-bullying thing has taken a turn for the extreme and has become completely sensationalized. People automatically jumped to Martin's defense without even looking at the facts. Sort of like if someone accused another for racism, sexism, anti-gay, whatever. It always turns out to be a fuckn' witch hunt.

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/584e2a17a1b186817fed95796d9e9f6b/tumblr_mhs4geXjm61qzcxrno1_400.gif)

Shitting on the Dolphins is more important than anti-crusading.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on February 03, 2014, 10:47:23 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/584e2a17a1b186817fed95796d9e9f6b/tumblr_mhs4geXjm61qzcxrno1_400.gif)

Shitting on the Dolphins is more important than anti-crusading.

Yeah freak Tommy that whitebread cracker, misogynistic, right wing, Dolphin protecting bundle of sticks. Talk about bullying that fucker would walk over thirteen homeless people to suck Glenn Becks rooster.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 03, 2014, 10:49:33 PM
Yeah freak Tommy that whitebread cracker, misogynistic, Dolphin protecting bundle of sticks cueball.

Don't forget he hates children , poor people and immigrants.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on February 03, 2014, 10:53:30 PM
Don't forget he hates children , poor people and immigrants.

lol fixed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2014, 12:07:14 AM
Hahaha you homos.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 04, 2014, 01:46:36 AM
http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/03/here-are-over-1000-text-messages-that-richie-incognito-and-jonathan-martin-allegedly-exchanged/#sthash.0DX3EvWu.uxfs

So Incognito regularly solicits prostitutes, and thats never been in the news ?

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2014, 01:50:31 AM
So Incognito regularly solicits prostitutes, and thats never been in the news ?



Escorts are perfect for these guys. They pay the women money, get what they need, and the girls go away. Much better than risking a whole boatload of bullshit with any one of the groupies that are running around looking for a payday.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 04, 2014, 05:49:26 AM
Like they say - you don't pay a hooker to have sex with you, you pay them to leave afterwards.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 04, 2014, 08:24:49 AM
Skimming through those texts, their lives sound so oddly mundane.

I feel like I can kind of get a sense that it wasn't really 'bullying' but Martin just really was getting sick of the lifestyle that was common in the locker room and was just deeply unhappy. A
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on February 04, 2014, 10:07:22 AM
Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2014, 10:12:50 AM
Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.

Pine cone in the butt?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 04, 2014, 10:25:45 AM
"Stanford fans are weak."  ~Jonathan Martin
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on February 04, 2014, 11:11:45 AM
The snow messed up my dish yesterday so I put on the Week 17 Jets-Miami game from the list. We won again.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on February 04, 2014, 01:09:26 PM
Pine cone in the butt?

Pineapple in the butt?

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 04, 2014, 01:27:51 PM
Skimming through those texts, their lives sound so oddly mundane.

I feel like I can kind of get a sense that it wasn't really 'bullying' but Martin just really was getting sick of the lifestyle that was common in the locker room and was just deeply unhappy. A

I'd imagine that after kickers, offensive linemen have the least exciting lives of all NFL players.


Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 04, 2014, 04:28:54 PM
Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  4m
--- I support @J_Martin71 100% in his return to football in 2014 ----
@NFL @NFLPA @DeSmithNFLPA @nflcommish
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Cane on February 04, 2014, 04:40:01 PM
Since these texts don't show us anything ground breaking, I wonder what was said and/or done in the locker room on a consistent basis to make Martin disappear from the game.

I think it's more a case of a guy liking money but not liking football very much.  This was a reasonable excuse to get out and still get paid.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: WW85 on February 04, 2014, 04:49:14 PM
I think it's more a case of a guy liking money but not liking football very much.  This was a reasonable excuse to get out and still get paid.

Another Gholston.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 04, 2014, 07:47:13 PM
I haven't seen anyone mention it yet on twitter or on sports radio locally here, but I imagine the drinking/drugs/partying aspect probably had a lot to do with his mental state. I doubt he partied like this at Stanford, (albeit sounds like he was a pothead) and dude probably spiraled himself into depression going non stop like that.

speaking from experience, i know the effects too much partying can have on your state of mind. pretty freaking lame though that he blamed incognito (even though dude is a class A scumbag in general) and the team though.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 07, 2014, 08:18:32 PM
Quote
[A source told CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora that Ryan Tannehill may lack job security entering 2014.
Unbelievable. Tannehill is the least of the Dolphins' problems and very arguably their biggest strength, so the notion of him losing his job is yet another reminder of the continued dysfunction in Miami. "(Coach Joe Philbin) definitely wants to push Tannehill more," said the source, who spoke to Philbin about his quarterbacks, "and if he doesn't see improvement he said he might go to (Matt) Moore at some point. He definitely has a lot of faith in Moore, and they're paying him a lot of money." This is a team that should be looking to prop up Tannehill with significant offensive line upgrades, not put his job on the line in favor of a journeyman-type career backup in Moore. Tannehill absorbed a league-high 58 sacks in 2013. This has been a troubling offseason in Miami, to say the least.

Rotoblurbbbbbb
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 08, 2014, 07:27:19 AM
^Bwahaha love it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on February 08, 2014, 12:23:44 PM
Rotoblurbbbbbb

My god, it's glorious.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 08, 2014, 09:11:45 PM
That has to be some sloppy journalism from either Rotoworld of Jason La Confora

Theres absolutely NO way whatsoever they could even be considering getting rid of him.

Its not like hes on some Mammoth 20 million $ a year contract either

These are his cap numbers the next 2 years

2014-$570,000 (+ $971,682 roster bonus),
2015: $660,000 (+ $1.457 million roster bonus
2016: funky nfl option for probably 6-8 million$

Im sorry but there isnt a GM in the league, not even the Dolphins who would even consider trading him for a 1st round pick, let alone cutting him.

Although "job security" could just mean maybe considering benching him for Moore for a game or something.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 08, 2014, 09:58:05 PM
Im sorry but there isnt a GM in the league, not even the Dolphins who would even consider trading him for a 1st round pick, let alone cutting him.

Terrible reading comprehension.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on February 09, 2014, 03:31:58 AM
Terrible reading comprehension.

This x 1000
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on February 09, 2014, 07:08:00 AM
I was on Martins side till I read the texts

He's a freaking hoo-ha.

A hoo-ha and an poopchute (incognito) so close together, they were bound to get fucked
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 02:01:30 PM
Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  17m
I'm ready to move on with my life and career.  I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  11m
Dear Jon Martin..... The truth is going to bury you and your entire "camp".  You could have told the truth the entire time.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  11m
Jon Martin---- you started all of this when Kenny Zimmerman released the VM to ESPN.  The same VM we joked about with @brianhartline
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:04:34 PM
A grown man using those hashtags makes me cringe.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2014, 02:11:21 PM
Someone once told me that NFL players were classier back in the day. That's only because Twitter didn't exist.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:12:14 PM
Someone once told me that NFL players were classier back in the day. That's only because Twitter didn't exist.

Imagine Mark Gastineau and Lawrence Taylor with Twitter.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 02:35:32 PM
He hasn't finished yet.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  27m
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports.... What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM.  What was your goal ?

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  26m
I'm guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks.  I've never denied it.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  23m
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  16m
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well.  Told me he felt worthless.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Nope. on February 12, 2014, 02:41:00 PM
He hasn't finished yet.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  27m
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports.... What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM.  What was your goal ?

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  26m
I'm guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks.  I've never denied it.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  23m
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  16m
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well.  Told me he felt worthless.

The best way to get people to forget about the whole situation? Twitter Rant!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 02:42:20 PM
"It's OK that I was a bit of a queynte to him because he was already feeling suicidal without my help!"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 12, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 58m I'm ready to move on with my life and career. I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded

Ryan Crinnigan ‏@RyanCrinnigan 57m @68INCOGNITO @ChrisBurke_SI boo freaking hoo.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 56m @RyanCrinnigan @ChrisBurke_SI I'll go cry in my new Ferrari :(




hahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 12, 2014, 02:46:56 PM
FACT: Richie incognito is currently becoming cartman from south park. I can be as big of an poopchute as possible,  and then blame everyone else and air their dirty laundry.


What a excrement head  I hope he never gets a job. How can teammates support this?

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:50:14 PM
Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 58m I'm ready to move on with my life and career. I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded

Ryan Crinnigan ‏@RyanCrinnigan 57m @68INCOGNITO @ChrisBurke_SI boo freaking hoo.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 56m @RyanCrinnigan @ChrisBurke_SI I'll go cry in my new Ferrari :(

hahahaha

Living well is the best revenge.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 02:50:23 PM
Incognito is a scumbag in general , but Martin basically threw him under the bus and made up this huge story as to why he had his meltdown.

Martin is a huge freaking phony , and he made a lot of people look stupid for believing/supporting him.




Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:51:16 PM
What a excrement head  I hope he never gets a job. How can teammates support this?

"You know, that's just Richie being Richie, man."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 02:52:32 PM
@68INCOGNITO: I have no further comment at this time. Please contact my attorney Mark Schamel @WCSRtweet 202-857-4481

Ian Kenyon ‏@IanKenyonNFL  3m
8 days ago RT @68INCOGNITO support @J_Martin71 100% in his return to football in 2014

I wonder if someone has spent a pleasant day with his friends Jack and Jim.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 12, 2014, 02:53:31 PM
FACT: Richie incognito is currently becoming cartman from south park. I can be as big of an poopchute as possible,  and then blame everyone else and air their dirty laundry.


What a excrement head  I hope he never gets a job. How can teammates support this?

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Incognito is definitely an poopchute, but I have absolutely zero issues with him airing all Martin's laundry. Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:54:32 PM
@68INCOGNITO: I have no further comment at this time. Please contact my attorney Mark Schamel @WCSRtweet 202-857-4481

Ian Kenyon ‏@IanKenyonNFL  3m
8 days ago RT @68INCOGNITO support @J_Martin71 100% in his return to football in 2014

I wonder if someone has spent a pleasant day with his friends Jack and Jim.

Tommy needs to call that number right now.

"Good afternoon, my name is Raul and I'm calling on behalf of JetOffensive client relations..."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 02:54:51 PM
Ted Wells report is about to be released. Obviously he knows the outcome of it otherwise he wouldn't have went on that rant. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 12, 2014, 02:55:00 PM
One is left to assume that incognito did not like the result of the investigation that has been ongoing. Why else would he do this?

He didn't get his way so freak everyone. He's a prick and should just go away.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 02:56:24 PM
Incognito is definitely an poopchute, but I have absolutely zero issues with him airing all Martin's laundry. Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide

I support most things that damage the Dolphins organization.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 02:57:31 PM
Incognito is definitely an poopchute, but I have absolutely zero issues with him airing all Martin's laundry. Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide

Exactly. I mean, Incognito got suspended(without pay) and almost blacklisted from the league.

He's a dirty freak and in general a scumbag , but it looks like he's one of those guys who's not a scumbag to his friends/close teammates...just to everyone else. 

Once the texts came out that pretty much told the story for everyone to see.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 12, 2014, 02:59:11 PM
He got paid for all but 2 games and the season still counted towards his accrument.

The text do not tell the story. They tell the story of the text messages, nothing more.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 02:59:24 PM
One is left to assume that incognito did not like the result of the investigation that has been ongoing. Why else would he do this?

He didn't get his way so freak everyone. He's a prick and should just go away.

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No, the opposite.

The report is done basically but Wells is an attorney so he needs to add addendums and such before it's officially released. So it'll be a few days or a week or whatever.

I imagine he feels vindicated and didn't want to wait that extra time
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 12, 2014, 02:59:37 PM
Even incredibly fucked up excrement like him talking about Martin wanting to commit suicide

No, you don't do that on twitter about someone you allegedly contributed to sending to a mental hospital. Terrible PR move, even worse move as a human being. freak him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 12, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
Ya, because this is how someone who is vindicated responds. #railroaded is clearly a positive hash tag.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 03:01:17 PM
Ya, because this is how someone who is vindicated responds. #railroaded is clearly a positive hash tag.

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Past tense.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 03:03:00 PM
@RossTuckerNFL: Spoke to several Dolphins players/coaches/execs & not 1 supported Martin. No matter what U think about situation that's noteworthy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 12, 2014, 03:03:34 PM
What positive outcome leads anyone with any sense of decency to out someone as suicidal nearly a year after the fact? That's clearly designed to hurt Martin.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 03:04:27 PM
I thought they said that Wells' report would remain private and not be released? Although obviously we'll end up getting the gist of it.

Quite apart from the text messages, all the Vegas/team meals stuff sounded pretty brutal. I know these guys get paid a shitload of money by the standard of us mortals, but stitching up a rookie for those sorts of amounts is pretty crappy and that seemed to be the general view of most of the guys interviewed at the time as well. I remember Colon being asked about it and saying, "Well..... we send Winters out for donuts before the team meeting every Friday."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 12, 2014, 03:04:39 PM
@RossTuckerNFL: Spoke to several Dolphins players/coaches/execs & not 1 supported Martin. No matter what U think about situation that's noteworthy

No, it's not. It simply shows how the dolphins organization works.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 12, 2014, 03:07:39 PM
I don't care who is right or wrong, I'm just enjoying the circus. 

(http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/v1383595977/video/richie-incognito-suspended.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 03:08:19 PM
I thought they said that Wells' report would remain private and not be released? Although obviously we'll end up getting the gist of it.

Quite apart from the text messages, all the Vegas/team meals stuff sounded pretty brutal. I know these guys get paid a shitload of money by the standard of us mortals, but stitching up a rookie for those sorts of amounts is pretty crappy and that seemed to be the general view of most of the guys interviewed at the time as well. I remember Colon being asked about it and saying, "Well..... we send Winters out for donuts before the team meeting every Friday."

We don't know what or any of that is true. A lot of that was released by Martin's people.

And as far as the Vegas thing the text messages sounded like he was gonna go and then ended up canceling at the last minute.
Which is much different than "demanding he pay for a trip he wasn't planning to go on"



Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 03:09:40 PM
I don't care who is right or wrong, I'm just enjoying the circus.

This man gets it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 03:12:32 PM
This man gets it.

That was by far the best part but still worth discussing
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 12, 2014, 03:15:23 PM
If Jmart gets driven to the point of actually comitting suicide once Incognito goes on the offensive, I can only this excrement blowing up like nothing anyone has ever seen
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 12, 2014, 03:16:55 PM
I can't actually root for that. Unless it was a comically ineffective suicide attempt, like jumping out of a 2nd story window.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 12, 2014, 03:21:00 PM
If Jmart gets driven to the point of actually comitting suicide once Incognito goes on the offensive, I can only this excrement blowing up like nothing anyone has ever seen

If Martin was suicidal before the communal outrage of 'real men' who accuse liars like Martin of ruining his 'best friend's' career cause he's such a hoo-ha, I can't imagine what he's going through now. I hope he has a freaking amazing support system and no access to the internet - or any media, for that matter.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 12, 2014, 03:54:22 PM
As I mentioned before , I bet the partying( booze, weed and sounded like Molly in a couple of cases) probably contributed a lot to his depression.

Being a college student athlete at Stanford is a helluva lot different than being a millionaire athlete in Miami.

The reason he is indeed a bitch though, is because he ended up blaming other people in what entirely appears to be his own personal demons.  The bullying thing seemed like an attempt to save face instead of just acknowledging there was substance abuse/mental health issues. 

Again we'll see when the details of the report surfaces but how are you gonna tell me you text a dude almost every day to Hang out and party and chase tail and you're "getting bullied".
Martin wasn't trying to be distant. Just seemed like two buddies texting

FTR I wasn't in the "man up" crowd , but the things that have come to light have basically changed a lot of people's opinions who were sympathetic to Martin originally.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 12, 2014, 07:28:57 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000325483/article/richie-incognito-releases-statement-after-twitter-rant

and

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  16m
#Dolphins OT Jonathan Martin wants to play football in 2014. His reps have had some talks with MIA recently. Not impossible he returns there
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 12, 2014, 09:08:52 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000325483/article/richie-incognito-releases-statement-after-twitter-rant

and

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  16m
#Dolphins OT Jonathan Martin wants to play football in 2014. His reps have had some talks with MIA recently. Not impossible he returns there

How on god's green earth can he be allowed to play in Miami next season? I mean I hope they do it, hell I hope that he and Incognito start on the line next to each other next year, but why on Earth would they be stupid enough to do that?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 12, 2014, 09:13:22 PM
How on god's green earth can he be allowed to play in Miami next season? I mean I hope they do it, hell I hope that he and Incognito start on the line next to each other next year, but why on Earth would they be stupid enough to do that?

I cant imagine them bringing back either.

I mean MAYBE just MAYBE someone could decide to bring back Martin to be some sort of redemption story for the organization. showing that they could bounce back and improve from this whole ordeal.

Although I imagine it would have to be forced onto the organization by Stephen Ross, presumably overriding the objections of his GM
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 09:54:40 AM
Baahahahahaha!!!!  I wonder if Pouncey will get tangled in and suspended too.  Cue the circus music!


Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  34m
The report from Wells names Richie Incognito, John Jerry & Mike Pouncey, Dolphins OLs, engaged in harassment of Martin, other OLs & trainer

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  2m
Richie Incognito kept a fine book for OL kangaroo court. On 11/3, he texted players “They’re going to suspend me. Please destroy fine book”


Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  4m
Jonathan Martin paid Richie Incognito a $10K fine, by check, for failing to attend an OL gathering in Vegas, per Ted Wells’ report. Wow.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2014, 09:57:02 AM
^ I wonder if Murrell still wants the Jets to sign Incognito. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 09:59:28 AM
I'm almost at maximum schadenfreude.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 09:59:34 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/d82b4cef2358db8bd947c23e459795cd/tumblr_n0ei86kJSE1rrft69o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:02:18 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgchODWCQAATiH-.png)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 14, 2014, 10:02:51 AM
But Martin is a huge hoo-ha! /JFIF

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:03:12 AM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  3m
Wells: Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner gave a player a male blowup doll as a Christmas gift. Told the investigators he didn’t remember doing it

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  17s
This is the website Mike and Maurkice Pouncey have aimed at helping children develop “a positive, can-do attitude” http://teampouncey.org/?page_id=881
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:13:06 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YlNEtWVGoAQ/T0dx2hZ71GI/AAAAAAAAAzg/As0eZtbx2Ug/s320/jimmy-fallon-popcorn.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 10:16:36 AM
But Martin is a huge hoo-ha! /JFIF

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I was wrong.

They did a good job with the report. It's obviously a very complicated relationship between the two.

you were right, the texts didn't show the whole story
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:18:10 AM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  3m
Wells: Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner gave a player a male blowup doll as a Christmas gift. Told the investigators he didn’t remember doing it

That blowup doll actually started at guard for a couple weeks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:19:56 AM
What's the relevance of Team Pouncey?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 14, 2014, 10:20:51 AM
This is pretty damning:

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“The Report concludes that three starters on the Dolphins offensive line, Richie Incognito, John Jerry and Mike Pouncey, engaged in a pattern of harassment directed at not only Jonathan Martin, but also another young Dolphins offensive lineman and an assistant trainer,” the press release reads.

“The Report finds that the assistant trainer repeatedly was the object of racial slurs and other racially derogatory language; that the other offensive lineman was subjected to homophobic name-calling and improper physical touching; and that Martin was taunted on a persistent basis with sexually explicit remarks about his sister and his mother and at times ridiculed with racial insults and other offensive comments.”

“The Report rejects any suggestion that Martin manufactured claims of abuse after the fact to cover up an impetuous decision to leave the team. Contemporaneous text messages that Martin sent to his parents and others months before he left the Dolphins—which have never before been made public—corroborate his account that the persistent harassment by his teammates caused him significant emotional distress. The Report concludes that the harassment by Martin’s teammates was a contributing factor in his decision to leave the team, but also finds that Martin’s teammates did not intend to drive Martin from the team or cause him lasting emotional injury."

http://fansided.com/2014/02/14/ted-wells-report-released-finds-harassment-three-dolphins-starters/#!vLsra
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:21:27 AM
What's the relevance of Team Pouncey?

I guess he and his brother have a site that tries to develop positive attitudes with children, yet he was bullying Martin.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:22:01 AM
I was wrong.

They did a good job with the report. It's obviously a very complicated relationship between the two.

you were right, the texts didn't show the whole story

(http://www.aucd.org/images2/animation/Wrong.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 10:22:53 AM
Also, Mike Pouncey is actually the worst of the bunch.

He straight up lied and couldn't even admit to what he said/did.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:23:19 AM
I guess he and his brother have a site that tries to develop positive attitudes with children, yet he was bullying Martin.

I figured it was some sort of "look at these hypocrites" thing. People can do good things and shitty things, so it doesn't really bother me. It's better than them not having it, if it is in fact doing some good.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 14, 2014, 10:24:04 AM
That blowup doll actually started at guard for a couple weeks.

Hahaha.


Also, really, this is what happens when one of the league's most douchiest players is made to be a veteran leader. This doesn't happen in a locker room with strong leadership.

Also:
Quote
Player B: Yes. That’s a solid optic made specifically for a .308 battle rifle
Incognito: Perfect for shooting black people
Player B: Lol exactly
Player B: Or Jeff Ireland
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 14, 2014, 10:25:26 AM
freak, now i have to respect JFIF for admitting he didn't have the full story and changing his opinion.



I wonder who the other players were?

Inappropriate touching? LOOK AT THIS bundle of sticks SUCK MY DICK. WHAT A bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 14, 2014, 10:26:35 AM
Also, Mike Pouncey is actually the worst of the bunch.

He straight up lied and couldn't even admit to what he said/did.

Pouncey must have zero'd in on the mystery players, since we've heard nothing of it yet.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:28:40 AM
Also, really, this is what happens when one of the league's most douchiest players is made to be a veteran leader. This doesn't happen in a locker room with strong leadership.

Richie Incognito makes Santonio Holmes look like Reggie White.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:30:36 AM
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Incognito told us thathe and other offensive linemen routinely speculated, albeit in jest, about which of their teammates would “break first” in response to taunting, and notations in the fine book substantiate this. One lineman, Nate Garner, was subjected to so much derision that a joke developed that Garner, who owned several guns, might “break” by coming to the Dolphins facility and shooting everyone. On September 30, 2013, for example, Incognito wrote a text message to a former teammate in which he stated: “Nate is on the verge of killing us all.” When asked to elaborate, Incognito explained: “Since we cut [another player] we have been non stop on nate. Even turner is in on it. He looks like he’s about to cry 24/7.”

In the hours after Martin left the Dolphins, Incognito recorded in the fine book a $200 penalty against himself for “breaking Jmart,” awarded Garner a $250 bonus for “not cracking first,” and wrote down the following fines for Martin: 100 hoo-ha 100 hoo-ha 100 hoo-ha 100 hoo-ha 1,000,000.00 hoo-ha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 10:31:16 AM
freak, now i have to respect JFIF for admitting he didn't have the full story and changing his opinion.



I wonder who the other players were?

Inappropriate touching? LOOK AT THIS bundle of sticks SUCK MY DICK. WHAT A bundle of sticks.


hAHAHAHAAH That's just like the douches that do gay porn and swear they aint gay.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 14, 2014, 10:36:22 AM
Reading the report really paints the Dolphins organization and other players who attacked Martin later in a bad light, deservedly so.



Also, this is my favorite line so far:
(in reference to Martins sister)
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy hoo-ha."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:37:38 AM
Reading the report really paints the Dolphins organization and other players who attacked Martin later in a bad light, deservedly so.

Also, this is my favorite line so far:
(in reference to Martins sister)
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy hoo-ha."

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Martin: Yo you flying into Vegas Thursday?
Incognito: Yea, 3;30
Martin: Ok cool. I’m getting in Friday, I got a meeting that morning. When you leaving, Monday?
Incognito: Friday…. R u freaking serious
Martin: Yup… Don’t worry I know I still gotta pay for hookers lol I gotta get at least one for [Player A]…
Incognito: Don’t forget the cocaine too; No dude hookers u bundle of sticks. Don’t blame ur gay tendancies on [Player A]
Martin: I’m gonna get more bitches in 2 nights than all of you combined
Incognito: Stop it. By bitches u mean cocks in ur mouth. U freaking mulatto liberal bitch. I’m going to excrement in ur eye. Goodnight slut. Tell ur squirting sister I said hi
Martin: Ah yes I missed being demeaned by you boys lol… Can’t wait for this weekend
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on February 14, 2014, 10:38:17 AM
I have heard a lot worse in a non professional locker room. I honestly don't see the big deal but I am not Martin and I can dish it out way better than the guys that fucked with me could, so they just stopped.

Edit: I didn't see what Bdger posted till after my above post. Wow that is awful smack talk.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 14, 2014, 10:43:18 AM
hAHAHAHAAH That's just like the douches that do gay porn and swear they aint gay.

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In addition, Incognito and others acknowledged that Player A was
routinely touched by Incognito, Jerry and Pouncey in a mockingly suggestive manner,
including on his rear end, while being taunted about his supposed homosexuality.
Incognito specifically admitted that he would grab Player A and ask for a hug as part of
this “joke.”
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 14, 2014, 10:50:19 AM
Dolphins’ Offensive Line Coach Jim Turner is a scumbag, too. Is he still a member of staff there?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:51:50 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bgck6UcIcAAeAxX.jpg:large)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 10:52:53 AM

Quote from: IATA on Today at 11:36:22 AM
Reading the report really paints the Dolphins organization and other players who attacked Martin later in a bad light, deservedly so.

Also, this is my favorite line so far:
(in reference to Martins sister)
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy hoo-ha."

Quote
Martin: Yo you flying into Vegas Thursday?
Incognito: Yea, 3;30
Martin: Ok cool. I’m getting in Friday, I got a meeting that morning. When you leaving, Monday?
Incognito: Friday…. R u freaking serious
Martin: Yup… Don’t worry I know I still gotta pay for hookers lol I gotta get at least one for [Player A]…
Incognito: Don’t forget the cocaine too; No dude hookers u bundle of sticks. Don’t blame ur gay tendancies on [Player A]
Martin: I’m gonna get more bitches in 2 nights than all of you combined
Incognito: Stop it. By bitches u mean cocks in ur mouth. U freaking mulatto liberal bitch. I’m going to excrement in ur eye. Goodnight slut. Tell ur squirting sister I said hi
Martin: Ah yes I missed being demeaned by you boys lol… Can’t wait for this weekend

OK, I'm not going to lie, that excrement is funny. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 10:55:40 AM
Also, Mike Pouncey is actually the worst of the bunch.

He straight up lied and couldn't even admit to what he said/did.

Eh.  The impression I get is that Pouncey's just some weak-willed kid who figured out that it's better to be Incognito's sidekick than his target. 

(http://cdn2.modernman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bully-scut-farkus_510.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 10:58:10 AM
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The evidence shows that Martin was distressed by his teammates’ language, but attempted to hide his pain, believing that he was too sensitive and that the barbs would stop after his rookie year. We will never know whether a stronger reaction by Martin would have stopped his teammates’ behavior or exacerbated it. But Martin told us that he did not view a physical response as a viable option. Martin was a rookie when the verbal abuse began in 2012, and he was not going to begin his professional football career by trying to punch out Incognito, one of the leaders of the offensive line, who had Jerry and Pouncey backing him up. Indeed, Martin believed that trying to engage in a physical confrontation with these three—whom he viewed as a united group—would only make matters worse.

Reasonable.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 14, 2014, 11:10:22 AM
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Martin said that on one particularly disturbing occasion, Pouncey physically restrained Player A, and, in full view of other players, jokingly told Jerry to “come get some hoo-ha,” and that Jerry responded by touching Player A’s buttocks in a way that simulated anal penetration..

..According to Incognito, Player A was a “good kid” who “took it well” and never told his teammates to stop. In Incognito’s eyes, jokes about Player A’s sexuality were all harmless fun.

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In the 2013 season, Incognito began openly, at various times, to refer to Martin in the locker room and on the practice field as “my bitch” or the “O-line’s bitch.” Martin was insulted to be called another player’s bitch, and he believed that Incognito was invoking terminology commonly used in prisons to refer to an inmate who is under the control and protection of a dominant inmate. In one instance, Martin claimed Incognito came to his defense in a fight with a defensive lineman in a scrimmage, but then immediately following the altercation began to say to Martin in a demeaning tone, both on the field and in the locker room, in the presence of other teammates, “you’re my bitch.”

Well then.

Eh.  The impression I get is that Pouncey's just some weak-willed kid who figured out that it's better to be Incognito's sidekick than his target.

I think it's a little of that, but I think Pouncey is also a lot more self-aware and knows he has to be cautious. Incognito legitimately thought what he was doing was normal, fun, and good for the team.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:21:40 AM
What in the freak is wrong with this dude?

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  8m
For molesting a female golf course worker, Wells said Dolphins fined Incognito $50K. One of the largest fines imposed on any Dolphins player

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  47m
On 12/7, Pearl Harbor anniv., Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry donned “headbands that featured a rising sun emblem.” Joked retaliation vs trainer

OK, this one's funny.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  51m
A Dolphins assistant trainer is of Japanese descent. Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry “called his mother a ‘rub and tug masseuse,’” per the report
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on February 14, 2014, 11:25:52 AM
What in the freak is wrong with this dude?

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  8m
For molesting a female golf course worker, Wells said Dolphins fined Incognito $50K. One of the largest fines imposed on any Dolphins player

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  47m
On 12/7, Pearl Harbor anniv., Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry donned “headbands that featured a rising sun emblem.” Joked retaliation vs trainer

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  51m
A Dolphins assistant trainer is of Japanese descent. Incognito, Pouncey & Jerry “called his mother a ‘rub and tug masseuse,’” per the report

So basically if Incognito died, no one would miss him?

He went to HS in Arizona, which explains a lot, but this 'Murica slinging jism stain must have been buttfucked repeatedly by an uncle to be this much of a bully.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 11:25:57 AM
What in the freak is wrong with this dude?

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  8m
For molesting a female golf course worker, Wells said Dolphins fined Incognito $50K. One of the largest fines imposed on any Dolphins player

I heard something about him poking her crotch with a golf club, not sure of the details.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 11:26:13 AM
So basically if Incognito died, no one would miss him?

ESPN would.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:27:00 AM
So basically if Incognito died, no one would miss him?

Sounds like there'd be a parade.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:28:13 AM
ESPN would.

ESPN presents:  "An Incognito Intervention", with host Tim Tebow.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on February 14, 2014, 11:28:22 AM
ESPN would.

Is ESPN died, would anyone miss it?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 14, 2014, 11:28:39 AM
Obviously Incognito is going to get buried but their O-line coach really can't be retained after this either:

(I)f Coach Turner, while watching game film footage, criticized a lineman for missing an assignment, and that lineman pointed out that one of his teammates was actually at fault, that lineman might be labeled a “Judas,” which could result in a fellow player imposing a fine. Multiple Dolphins offensive linemen were familiar with the “Judas” concept and told us that Coach Turner had discussed it with them. Turner, however, denied knowing what the term “Judas” meant in the context of the Dolphins offensive line... The evidence shows that Turner was aware of the “Judas” concept and that he had discussed its meaning with the linemen, explaining how Judas had betrayed Jesus Christ and defining Judas as a “snitch.” Further, Chris Mosley, the Dolphins former assistant offensive line coach, claimed that Turner actually introduced the Judas concept to the offensive linemen.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:29:26 AM
Is ESPN died, would anyone miss it?

NFLN would no longer have a low rung to stay above.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 11:30:22 AM
ESPN presents:  "An Incognito Intervention", with host Tim Tebow.

I just imagined the most unsatisfying ending to this saga: Incognito "finds Jesus" and the public forgives him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:31:53 AM
I just imagined the most unsatisfying ending to this saga: Incognito "finds Jesus" and the public forgives him.

I wonder how Jesus would respond to having his derriere sniffed while mocking gay butt secks?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 11:35:45 AM
I wonder how Jesus would respond to having his derriere sniffed while mocking gay butt secks?

Jesus would quit Christianity and everyone would tell him to man up.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 11:53:44 AM
Eh.  The impression I get is that Pouncey's just some weak-willed kid who figured out that it's better to be Incognito's sidekick than his target. 

(http://cdn2.modernman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bully-scut-farkus_510.jpg)


That's exactly what makes him worse.

Incognito owned up to most of the excrement he/said did...although it seemed like he did try to manipulate things (and obviously trying to destroy the fine book).  Pouncey and Jerry denied it all, especially Pouncey.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 11:55:54 AM
I hope as many people as possible that are tied to this scandal stay with the Dolphin organization.  A complete overhaul would be the worst thing possible.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 12:22:03 PM
a few months old but it's obviously relevant given how much it played out this way

http://deadspin.com/football-players-hate-each-other-more-than-you-think-1458141601
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 14, 2014, 12:27:25 PM
That's a really good piece.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 12:30:15 PM
I hope as many people as possible that are tied to this scandal stay with the Dolphin organization.  A complete overhaul would be the worst thing possible.

Ireland is already out. Philbin isn't going anywhere. THey already rehauled a lot of their organization. Jim Turner is the only one who's probably gonna get in trouble....and the head trainer.

As long as Stephen Ross is in charge of that franchise we're ok
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 14, 2014, 12:58:50 PM
What an absolute shitfest.  I can't help but wonder why Incognito sent out those Twitter blasts the other day about how the truth would come out and exonerate him.

While this is hugely on Incognito and Pouncey, and unsurprisingly so, Martin could have handled certain aspects better.  I don't understand playing nicely to Incognito at all on those texts.  Just don't respond, dude.  Can't be a people pleaser all the time.  It got him excrement on even further.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 01:04:30 PM
Ireland is already out. Philbin isn't going anywhere. THey already rehauled a lot of their organization. Jim Turner is the only one who's probably gonna get in trouble....and the head trainer.

As long as Stephen Ross is in charge of that franchise we're ok

Really?

I give him ten games.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 01:06:08 PM
What an absolute shitfest.  I can't help but wonder why Incognito sent out those Twitter blasts the other day about how the truth would come out and exonerate him.

While this is hugely on Incognito and Pouncey, and unsurprisingly so, Martin could have handled certain aspects better.  I don't understand playing nicely to Incognito at all on those texts.  Just don't respond, dude.  Can't be a people pleaser all the time.  It got him excrement on even further.

Trying to appease the abuser. It's a very common role in an abusive relationship of any kind. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 01:06:12 PM
Really?

I give him ten games.

I meant this offseason.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 01:08:01 PM
Trying to appease the abuser. It's a very common role in an abusive relationship of any kind. 

It's certainly not common to this extent. They even mentioned in the report what a complicated dynamic it was, and while an expert said it did indicate behavior of an abused/abuser it wasn't a traditional bullying case.

That's far more than appeasing.


Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 01:08:12 PM
I meant this offseason.



Gotcha.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 01:11:07 PM
What an absolute shitfest.  I can't help but wonder why Incognito sent out those Twitter blasts the other day about how the truth would come out and exonerate him.

While this is hugely on Incognito and Pouncey, and unsurprisingly so, Martin could have handled certain aspects better.  I don't understand playing nicely to Incognito at all on those texts. Just don't respond, dude.  Can't be a people pleaser all the time.  It got him excrement on even further.

I agree with the overall premise but the Oline are typically one of the more close knit groups (regardless of how dysfunctional their relationships are) of any unit in the sport. Hard to just avoid everybody all together.

That dynamic was just fucked with Pouncey and Incognito being the "leaders". what a joke
 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 14, 2014, 01:28:49 PM

I agree with the overall premise but the Oline are typically one of the more close knit groups (regardless of how dysfunctional their relationships are) of any unit in the sport. Hard to just avoid everybody all together.

That dynamic was just fucked with Pouncey and Incognito being the "leaders". what a joke

I was talking specifically about the text messages after he had already left the team.  I don't see any reason why he had to try to play nice at that point.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 01:31:45 PM
I was talking specifically about the text messages after he had already left the team.  I don't see any reason why he had to try to play nice at that point.

oh, yeah...what the freak?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 14, 2014, 01:36:48 PM
I was talking specifically about the text messages after he had already left the team.  I don't see any reason why he had to try to play nice at that point.

Apparently Incognito was the only person whose texts Martin did ignore for the first few days. And when he did respond, his justification is that he was still blaming himself for not being able to handle what he considered to have been part of his job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 14, 2014, 02:29:11 PM
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In May, Martin's father had what the report describes as a "father-to-father" conversation with Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin about Martin, during which Philbin assured Martin's father that team would do whatever it could to help Martin.

Wow, that's a detail I haven't heard yet.  That was in May, and ol' Joe didn't think it might be prudent to follow up with his o-line coach or keep an eye on his player during the season? 

All this time, I had thought Philbin was just out of the loop and out of touch with his players. Turns out, he's been willfully oblivious. 

I hope they offer him an extension. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 02:36:31 PM
Wow, that's a detail I haven't heard yet.  That was in May, and ol' Joe didn't think it might be prudent to follow up with his o-line coach or keep an eye on his player during the season? 

All this time, I had thought Philbin was just out of the loop and out of touch with his players. Turns out, he's been willfully oblivious. 

I hope they offer him an extension.

That's kind of damning. Wasn't there some denial about him knowing that a problem existed?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 02:39:56 PM
From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong.  Weird.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 02:45:08 PM
From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong.  Weird.

Maybe they meant it absolved him of doing of any kind.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 03:26:06 PM
From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong.  Weird.

I'm not a lawyer but the NFL are going to play this cagey and give an out to all parties- " locker room banter guidelines" etc
minor smack on the wrist to Incognito and Martin can play again with his moms panties on without rebuke. Win Win.

I love the Dolphins in disarray- I am sad, old and hate them.



Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 14, 2014, 04:00:43 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000325827/article/ted-wells-releases-miami-dolphins-misconduct-report

Well put by Rapoport.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 04:22:27 PM
From what I've heard, the report seems to absolve Philbin from wrongdoing, but that quote seems to come from the report too, am I wrong.  Weird.

I read the entire thing earlier.

Philbin knew he was suicidal (Turner actually met with Martin and was worried about him, then told Philbin) but Martin never told them why. He said he just had mental health issues and the pressure of the game was getting to him.

He never told anyone except his parents and his one friend. Even until the end basically
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 14, 2014, 04:26:17 PM
The report is fascinating. Def worth the entire read.

Well thought and put together , and certainly very aware of the unique circumstances and environment.  I think those guys did a fantastic job
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 14, 2014, 05:40:50 PM
Loving basically every second of this.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 14, 2014, 09:38:37 PM
Gotta ask

Do you think that if us signing Sparano, thus taking Dave DeGuglielmo away from the Dolphins contributed to this epic collapse and joke in Miami. (ie if we never signed Sparano, then DeGuglielmo might have stayed in Miami, and this whole mess never wouldve happened)

That it was worth it for us to have to sit through a year of Sparano/DeGuglielmo ?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 09:58:14 PM
I bet Philbin would have brought in a new OL coach anyway.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on February 14, 2014, 10:38:01 PM
That it was worth it for us to have to sit through a year of Sparano/DeGuglielmo ?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgctkwVIMAA5SfO.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 10:14:04 AM
Incognito deleted his twitter account.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 15, 2014, 11:44:23 AM
since the report came out it's been nothing but laughing and mocking him. its been grand.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 15, 2014, 11:53:47 AM
Gone from Twitter and I would guess from the National Football League. No-one's going to want to put this ignorant fat freak in their locker room after all this excrement.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24444472/richie-incognito-jokes-about-shooting-black-people-in-wells-report
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 15, 2014, 11:56:44 AM
Gone from Twitter and I would guess from the National Football League. No-one's going to want to put this ignorant fat freak in their locker room after all this excrement.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24444472/richie-incognito-jokes-about-shooting-black-people-in-wells-report

We should sign player B though
Quote
Four days later, Incognito and Player B discussed rifle scopes in text messages.

Player B: Yes. That's a solid optic made specifically for a .308 battle rifle

Incognito: Perfect for shooting black people

Player B: Lol exactly

Player B: Or Jeff Ireland
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 01:24:29 PM
@brian_mcintyre: According to Dolphins OL "fine book", being subpoenaed by the FBI carries same $ penalty as a failure to bring candy & is equal to 10 farts
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 15, 2014, 03:06:23 PM
@brian_mcintyre: According to Dolphins OL "fine book", being subpoenaed by the FBI carries same $ penalty as a failure to bring candy & is equal to 10 farts
  Goodell will institute a fart penalty system next year.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 15, 2014, 03:33:09 PM
Speaking of penalties...

What are the odds the Dolphins get one ?

This wasnt an isolated incident, the whole organization was involved

Draft pick penalties have to be inevitable ?

Especially after talks the Steelers could get one over the Tomlin incident which doesnt even come close to touching this...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 03:37:51 PM
Speaking of penalties...

What are the odds the Dolphins get one ?

This wasnt an isolated incident, the whole organization was involved

Draft pick penalties have to be inevitable ?

Especially after talks the Steelers could get one over the Tomlin incident which doesnt even come close to touching this...

no, they weren't.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 03:40:28 PM
Suspensions and fines will be individual.

I imagine Pouncey is gonna get a pretty lengthy suspension for not only being a central figure, but also lying to investigators. Incognito may never play again, and John Jerry sucks to begin with and is a FA...he'll probably get suspended a few games and will have trouble finding a team.

Turner will also be penalized (and most likely fired) and i'm guessing the head trainer is gonna get fired and probably blackballed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 15, 2014, 03:48:09 PM
no, they weren't.



players, position coaches, head coaches, even the GM

How isnt that the whole organization?

Quote
Incognito told us that Jeff Ireland, the Dolphins’ former General Manager,
and Brian Gaine, the team’s former Assistant General Manager, each took him aside on
separate occasions in 2012 and told him to take responsibility for making Martin
physically tougher and stronger

They mention Martin texting Ireland about his concerns with the situation, his contact with Martins agent. Philbins inactions, Ireland's inactions.

The organization as a whole had missteps.

Yes Martin looks way worse after some things came to light, but the Dolphins organization definitely fucked up
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 04:08:35 PM
players, position coaches, head coaches, even the GM

How isnt that the whole organization?

They mention Martin texting Ireland about his concerns with the situation, his contact with Martins agent. Philbins inactions, Ireland's inactions.

The organization as a whole had missteps.

Yes Martin looks way worse after some things came to light, but the Dolphins organization definitely fucked up

Philbin didn't have any inaction. He was basically absolved in the report. I can tell you didn't read it in its entirety by that statement.  One might try and make the argument "how didn't he know what was going on?" but that's not a really strong argument because it's not like they'll do that type of excrement in front of the HC. The report was convinced that if Philbin knew anything, he would have acted swiftly and he was ultra pissed at Turner when he found out what was happening.

There is no evidence other than Richie's word (great credibility) that Ireland or Gaines said that to him. The only thing Ireland was seemed to be linked to was a conversation with Martin's agent after he had left the team, and that was the whole he should "punch Incognito" thing. It was a he said/he said thing in terms of interpretation and the report explicitly stated they couldn't make a determination on what was said. Ireland claims he said he was surprised it didn't happen, not instructing him to go do it. It was after the fact and there's not enough to punish him.


In order for the organization to be fined, the owner/HC/GM or high ranking official would have had to been completely negligent or implicit in the situation. That's not the case. It's a few players and a position coach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 15, 2014, 06:52:08 PM
There is no evidence other than Richie's word (great credibility) that Ireland or Gaines said that to him. The only thing Ireland was seemed to be linked to was a conversation with Martin's agent after he had left the team, and that was the whole he should "punch Incognito" thing.

Not only that, but Incognito explicity said that he was told to make Martin tougher physically/help him in the weight room. The report was clear that Incognito did NOT believe that the front office expected him to toughen up Martin mentally. Very, very explicit in that regard.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 15, 2014, 07:18:10 PM
Not only that, but Incognito explicity said that he was told to make Martin tougher physically/help him in the weight room. The report was clear that Incognito did NOT believe that the front office expected him to toughen up Martin mentally. Very, very explicit in that regard.

you're right, I forgot the exact details of that because I did a straight read though.

Richie didn't say that to begin with.

Like I said earlier, Richie mostly was honest about what he said. A couple of things he tried to manipulate but overall he didn't deny saying excrement. The dude just has a completely freaking warped/delusional sense of the world.
Not that I haven't known a couple of people like that...I had some frat brothers that were super ball busters and def tried to be really cutting/jagged in some of their excrement talking, but unfortunately Martin never really dealt with that type of stuff and didn't know how to handle it.







Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 15, 2014, 08:12:23 PM
Player A was Andrew McDonald, not sure if I saw that mentioned anywhere yet.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000326021/article/agent-andrew-mcdonald-is-wells-reports-player-a
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 16, 2014, 12:14:23 AM
Player A was Andrew McDonald, not sure if I saw that mentioned anywhere yet.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000326021/article/agent-andrew-mcdonald-is-wells-reports-player-a

I saw it leaked a hour or two after the report. Today was the official thing from his agent and what not
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 16, 2014, 01:24:16 AM
Saw the quote about how Martin blames "White Private Schools" for him being a pushover.

Such an outrage about the (legitimately) racist excrement said about him, but that seems kinda racist to me 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 18, 2014, 06:44:27 AM
Incognito returns to twitter, taking responsibility for his actions:

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  5h
I would like to also apologize to Mr. Ross and Mr. Wells.  excrement got cray cray
#MYBAD
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2014, 07:04:16 AM
excrement got cray cray
#MYBAD

Haaaaa.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 18, 2014, 07:24:52 AM
Incognito returns to twitter, taking responsibility for his actions:

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  5h
I would like to also apologize to Mr. Ross and Mr. Wells.  excrement got cray cray
#MYBAD

#fam
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 18, 2014, 08:27:48 AM
Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  15h
I apologize for acting like a big baby the last few days.  This has all been so much on me and my family.  I just want to play football

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  15h
I want everyone to know I'm in good spirits and looking forward to playing again one day

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  8h
I would like to send Jonathan my apologies as well.  Until someone tells me different you are still my brother.  No hard feelings :)

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  8h
There are no winners in the courts.  Just families left to deal with their decisions and pick up the pieces.  You can't free something
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 18, 2014, 08:34:28 AM
^ this clown is a schizo.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on February 18, 2014, 12:42:56 PM
I just looked up the definition of go-away and I wish Incognito would live up to his name.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 18, 2014, 12:46:53 PM
I just looked up the definition of go-away and I wish Incognito would live up to his name.
I hope the Dolphins give him a second chance and he returns to his old ways. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 18, 2014, 05:12:40 PM
^ this clown is a schizo.

Willing to bet his last bout of tweets was actually Incognito, these are his staff telling him if he doesn't formally (twitter is formal now?) apologize, and at least pretend to accept responsibility for his actions, he will never play in this league again. Which means no more money for him or his agents.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 18, 2014, 06:22:15 PM
Willing to bet his last bout of tweets was actually Incognito, these are his staff telling him if he doesn't formally (twitter is formal now?) apologize, and at least pretend to accept responsibility for his actions, he will never play in this league again. Which means no more money for him or his agents.

@68INCOGNITO

@AthletesFirst YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a wonderful and blessed day
HAPPY SUNDAY
How da freak does joe still have a job ?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 18, 2014, 07:28:32 PM
@68INCOGNITO

@AthletesFirst YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a wonderful and blessed day
HAPPY SUNDAY
How da freak does joe still have a job ?

Is it bad that I'm not sure if this is a real tweet or not?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2014, 07:38:44 PM
Is it bad that I'm not sure if this is a real tweet or not?
...is it?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 18, 2014, 07:39:51 PM
No, it's a rewording of one Incognito made yesterday declaring how much he loves his agents and how he's never ever going to fire them.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  18h
Shout out @AthletesFirst
I love you
I will never ever FIRE you
Tu es mi familia
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 18, 2014, 08:01:10 PM
No, it's a rewording of one Incognito made yesterday declaring how much he loves his agents and how he's never ever going to fire them.

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO  18h
Shout out @AthletesFirst
I love you
I will never ever FIRE you
Tu es mi familia

no, it's not. you're wrong.

the one i posted he posted on sunday
https://twitter.com/68INCOGNITO/status/435137340994887680

http://deadspin.com/richie-incognito-is-back-with-an-apologetic-twitter-ran-1524994655
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 18, 2014, 08:42:14 PM
Ha, I hadn't seen that - I thought you were just doing a riff on the one from yesterday. The guy really isn't wired up right.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 19, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
@AlbertBreer:
2014-02-19 16:18:52 UTC
Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner will not be going to the scouting combine with the Miami staff, per sources.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 19, 2014, 11:15:03 AM
@AlbertBreer:
2014-02-19 16:18:52 UTC
Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner will not be going to the scouting combine with the Miami staff, per sources.

Whaaaa?

(http://i.imgur.com/AqztRTI.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 19, 2014, 09:13:54 PM
@AlbertBreer:
2014-02-19 16:18:52 UTC
Dolphins OL coach Jim Turner will not be going to the scouting combine with the Miami staff, per sources.

He's done.
http://www.miamidolphins.com/news/press-releases/article-1/PRESS-RELEASE-Miami-Dolphins-Make-Organizational-Changes/8a0960fb-e90f-4b0d-893d-ecd15bc70753

Head Trainer also fired.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 24, 2014, 02:49:14 PM
Philbin probably feels great about his future

Quote
The National Football Post's Jason Cole expects the Dolphins to pursue Jim Harbaugh next offseason, "barring a Super Bowl win by the 49ers."
That should help Joe Philbin sleep at night. According to Cole, the "rumor was already out there," and "only got stronger this weekend." Cole's report runs concurrent to one from CSN Bay Area's Matt Maiocco, who passed along Monday that the "feeling within the organization is that Harbaugh is not going to be a 10-year coach with the 49ers." San Francisco has re-emerged as one of the league's elite franchises, but it's got a serious issue on its hands.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/283710/dolphins-still-have-eyes-for-jim-harbaugh
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 24, 2014, 02:52:45 PM
Didn't the Phins go after Harbaugh while Sparano was still under contract?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 24, 2014, 05:05:17 PM
Didn't the Phins go after Harbaugh while Sparano was still under contract?

All I know is I'm praying like freak that neither Harbaugh ever comes to the AFCE if they aren't coaching for the Jets.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 24, 2014, 06:33:55 PM
All I know is I'm praying like freak that neither Harbaugh ever comes to the AFCE if they aren't coaching for the Jets.

I dont know if im that afraid of John

I understand hes won a superbowl and all, but that Ravens roster's core was there long before him.


Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 24, 2014, 07:00:48 PM
I dont know if im that afraid of John

I understand hes won a superbowl and all, but that Ravens roster's core was there long before him.

He found a way to win with Flacco as his QB. That alone makes me nervous about having him in my division.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 25, 2014, 01:25:25 PM
Martin was officially asked to return to the Dolphins, he's declined.

Apparently Philbin isn't happy with the entire situation:

Quote
Hickey did most of the talking from Miami's side, according to sources, with Philbin "staring daggers" across the room. At the end of the meeting, however, sources said Philbin expressed his belief that Martin's agents were responsible for Miami's locker room controversy reaching this point, that they were the real problem and alluding that Martin's concerns could have been kept more private and handled differently.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24456613/dolphins-wanted-jonathan-martin-back-his-agents-rebuffed-offer
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on February 25, 2014, 01:56:03 PM
Maybe the dolphins should bring back incognito,  then they can blame everyone else for their shortcomings together.


Faggots.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 25, 2014, 02:29:14 PM
Martin was officially asked to return to the Dolphins, he's declined.

Apparently Philbin isn't happy with the entire situation:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24456613/dolphins-wanted-jonathan-martin-back-his-agents-rebuffed-offer

Figures the year that one of the Patriots best players gets arrested for murdering several people that the Dolphins have to continuously do everything in their power to be the biggest circus in sports history.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 25, 2014, 05:57:17 PM
Martin was officially asked to return to the Dolphins, he's declined.

Apparently Philbin isn't happy with the entire situation:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/jason-la-canfora/24456613/dolphins-wanted-jonathan-martin-back-his-agents-rebuffed-offer

How the freak is this Martin's agents fault? If Incognito wasn't doing the excrement that he did (fine book? seriously?) there wasn't anything out there that Martin's agent could have exposed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 25, 2014, 07:20:40 PM
All this is fine with me, I can jerk off to their continued dysfunction
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 26, 2014, 01:35:27 PM
How the freak is this Martin's agents fault? If Incognito wasn't doing the excrement that he did (fine book? seriously?) there wasn't anything out there that Martin's agent could have exposed.

Richie Incognito may have taken a excrement in the Dolphins locker room, but Martin's people smeared it over every wall on every floor of Dolphins headquarters. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 26, 2014, 05:13:04 PM
Richie Incognito may have taken a excrement in the Dolphins locker room, but Martin's people smeared it over every wall on every floor of Dolphins headquarters. 

From what I understand, they didn't do anything more than expose the fact Incognito took a excrement in the locker room, the Media did the rest.

If Philbin cleaned up the excrement himself, there wouldn't have been anything to spread on the walls.

As a teacher I liken to a kid caught cheating on an assignment. The kid blames the teacher who caught him (or the kid who might have told depending on the situation) not him/herself for doing the wrong thing.

Philbin fucked up and rather than accept responsibility for the actions of the people he is responsible for, he just wants to blame the people who got him in trouble.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2014, 09:13:50 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/vandal-smashes-richie-incognito-ferrari-baseball-bat-report-article-1.1703348
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on February 27, 2014, 11:36:46 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/vandal-smashes-richie-incognito-ferrari-baseball-bat-report-article-1.1703348

Poor car.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on February 27, 2014, 11:46:12 AM
The vandal was himself.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/27/report-incognito-vandalized-his-own-car-with-a-bat/

Dudes got some major issues.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2014, 11:47:56 AM
Hahaha.... Yaaaay!  I love it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2014, 11:55:01 AM
The vandal was himself.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/27/report-incognito-vandalized-his-own-car-with-a-bat/

Dudes got some major issues.

The funny thing is, that was exactly my first guess.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 27, 2014, 11:56:32 AM
The funny thing is, that was exactly my first guess.
  I figured it was some fag with excrement in his eye. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 10:56:32 AM
Rotoworld:

NFL Network's Jeff Darlington reports free agent Richie Incognito is currently being treated at a facility in Arizona "in wake of severe mental stress" from the Ted Wells Report.
Incognito's offseason has been a strange one. He's gone on lengthy Twitter rants numerous times and recently took a baseball bat to his own Ferrari in a fit of rage. He's doing the right thing by getting help. Incognito's ex-Dolphins teammates were reportedly concerned about his behavior and state of mind. He might need a miracle to save his football career. Only a select few -- maybe even couple -- teams could take on a headcase like Incognito.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2014, 01:15:33 PM
@JasonLaCanfora: MIA has been gauging trade value for '13 1st round pick Dion Jordan, league sources said
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on February 28, 2014, 01:27:24 PM
@JasonLaCanfora: MIA has been gauging trade value for '13 1st round pick Dion Jordan, league sources said

I hate PFT, but this is funny

@ProFootballTalk 
Dolphins floating Dion Jordan's name to see if they can trade him — of course http://wp.me/s14QSB-2245787
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 01:40:26 PM
@JasonLaCanfora: MIA has been gauging trade value for '13 1st round pick Dion Jordan, league sources said

I don't even know what to think about this.  On one hand, part of me says give them a 2nd for him.  On the other hand, why would a franchise be willing to trade a high first rounder one year later.  That's weird, even for the Dolphins.  Makes you wonder if there's something wrong with him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 01:43:08 PM
I don't even know what to think about this.  On one hand, part of me says give them a 2nd for him.  On the other hand, why would a franchise be willing to trade a high first rounder one year later.  That's weird, even for the Dolphins.  Makes you wonder if there's something wrong with him.

He's a disciple of Ray-el.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Laxin on February 28, 2014, 02:33:59 PM
Would anyone be opposed to pursuing this? I would without a doubt give up a 3rd round pick, maybe a even a 2nd.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 02:34:46 PM
Would anyone be opposed to pursuing this? I would without a doubt give up a 3rd round pick, maybe a even a 2nd.

No way the Dolphins would trade him to us unless he is a total mess.  That being said, unless they want a first, it's worth pursuing.  Especially still 24, on a rookie contract and with Rex Ryan as our coach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 02:57:29 PM
WTF?

Rotoworld:

Citing "numerous" league sources and NFL executives, CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora reports the Dolphins "might also be open to dealing" Cameron Wake and Mike Wallace.

If La Canfora's sources are to be trusted, the Dolphins are open to a full-on firesale under rookie GM Dennis Hickey, as 2013 No. 3 overall pick Dion Jordan is also said to be available. Miami would absorb an over-$5 million cap penalty to deal Jordan, but would clear room by trading Wallace and/or Wake. (No one is going to trade for Wallace's mammoth contract, of course.) La Canfora's story, accessible at the link below, indicates Hickey intends to invest heavily in the talented 2014 draft, and is willing to part with big-name players in order to load up on picks. Ex-GM Jeff Ireland's 2013 offseason "master plan" blew up tremendously during the regular season, and looks worse and worse by the day.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2014, 03:07:07 PM
Brilliant. Would happily take Wake or Wallace, although I'm less keen on Wallace's contract.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 03:09:55 PM
Brilliant. Would happily take Wake or Wallace, although I'm less keen on Wallace's contract.

Wake please.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on February 28, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
Brilliant. Would happily take Wake or Wallace, although I'm less keen on Wallace's contract.

Ugh, pass on Mike Wallace.  But Cameron Wake?  Definitely. 

I seriously couldn't have asked for a schadenfreud-ier winter from the Dolphins.  Jesus, even Dan Marino got fired this off-season. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on February 28, 2014, 04:27:46 PM
Ugh, pass on Mike Wallace.  But Cameron Wake?  Definitely. 

I seriously couldn't have asked for a schadenfreud-ier winter from the Dolphins.  Jesus, even Dan Marino got fired this off-season. 

Would like either Wake or Jordan in a Rex Ryan defense. If Jordan is on the block, you really have to wonder what the freak is wrong with him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 04:30:44 PM
Would like either Wake or Jordan in a Rex Ryan defense. If Jordan is on the block, you really have to wonder what the freak is wrong with him.

Not gay enough for Miami.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 04:35:01 PM
Wake AND Jordan, please.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on February 28, 2014, 06:48:15 PM
Not only did they take Jordan top 3.. they had to trade up to get him. To try and deal him after giving up their 12th overall and their high 2nd round pick.. something's gotta be up with him. Maybe he's on the verge of failing a drug/PED test.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 07:52:26 PM
I think this is all probably not true, but it's still fun to make fun of the Phags.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 01, 2014, 05:36:05 AM
Not only did they take Jordan top 3.. they had to trade up to get him. To try and deal him after giving up their 12th overall and their high 2nd round pick.. something's gotta be up with him. Maybe he's on the verge of failing a drug/PED test.

Yeah, these are the wonderful Florida humanitarians who traded Davone Bess in the middle of a full-blown psychotic break. 

Dion Jordan might be deceased.  Miami pulls off the trade with Cleveland and then just dumps the body outside the stadium. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 01, 2014, 07:53:30 AM
Yeah, these are the wonderful Florida humanitarians who traded Davone Bess in the middle of a full-blown psychotic break. 

Dion Jordan might be deceased.  Miami pulls off the trade with Cleveland and then just dumps the body outside the stadium. 
hahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2014, 09:02:43 AM
Yeah, these are the wonderful Florida humanitarians who traded Davone Bess in the middle of a full-blown psychotic break. 

Dion Jordan might be deceased.  Miami pulls off the trade with Cleveland and then just dumps the body outside the stadium. 

Weekend at Dion's?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2014, 10:16:13 AM
Not really a proper lolphins, but I think they overpaid a bit to stop him testing the market. Cimini makes the point neatly.

Rich Cimini ‏@RichCimini  2m
Jets gave Cromartie 4/32 in '11 + he was 27. BG going on 31 RT @AdamSchefter Dolphins gave CB Brent Grimes 4-yr, $32M deal, $16 million gtd.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 03, 2014, 10:55:45 AM
well done Rich.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on March 03, 2014, 10:56:58 AM
Not really a proper lolphins, but I think they overpaid a bit to stop him testing the market. Cimini makes the point neatly.

Rich Cimini ‏@RichCimini  2m
Jets gave Cromartie 4/32 in '11 + he was 27. BG going on 31 RT @AdamSchefter Dolphins gave CB Brent Grimes 4-yr, $32M deal, $16 million gtd.

it is 3 years later though and the cap is going way up.  Not really comparable.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2014, 11:02:24 AM
it is 3 years later though and the cap is going way up.  Not really comparable.

2011 cap was $120M, so on a pro-rated basis at 2011 rates it's the equivalent of giving Grimes $28.8M over four years, or $7.2M per annum for a 31 year old. I still think they overpaid compared to 27 year old Cromartie getting 4/32.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on March 03, 2014, 11:12:56 AM
it is 3 years later though and the cap is going way up.  Not really comparable.

just because the cap has gone up doesn't mean the cap percentage allocated to certain positions/high priced FAs is raised linearly .
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on March 08, 2014, 03:07:24 PM
Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 08, 2014, 04:10:45 PM
Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.

considering the awfulness of their OL, its not a surprise.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 08, 2014, 04:28:37 PM
Dolphins making a run at Brandon Albert and Roger Saffold. They want to sign both.

Translation:  Please help! Anyone? We'll overpay!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on March 12, 2014, 07:06:24 AM
Phins are probably gonna retain Randy Starks at 6 mil a year.

It was said that they were gonna let both Starks and Soliai walk but I guess they changed their mind or reports were erroneous.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 12, 2014, 09:18:08 AM
"Rumors of our financial competence were greatly exaggerated."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 12, 2014, 05:47:10 PM
So the Phins have spent a fuckton of money the last day or so.

What is their total in free agent money spent since last year? some absurd total of like $200 million isn't it?

60 to wallace, 47 to Albert, Ellerbe got 30 something, starks just got 6 per... they gotta be pushing $200 million in the past year
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2014, 07:49:52 AM
PFT:

Quote
Incognito wants to return to the Dolphins

Richie Incognito recently resurfaced on Twitter, after exiting the facility he entered to address severe mental stress he was experiencing in the aftermath of the release of the Ted Wells report.

And despite all the things that went wrong in Miami for Incognito, Incognito wants to return to Miami.

“Returning to the Dolphins was my number one goal from the time I got suspended,” Incognito told WSVN-TV on Wednesday.

Richie’s biggest problem is that his contract has expired, and that the Dolphins have shown no inclination to bring him back.  Still, he wants to come back.

“I want to return to the community in Miami and resume my playing career as soon as possible,” Incognito said.

He confirmed that he entered a private mental-health facility to deal with the stress he was experiencing.

“I was stressed,” Incognito said. “I believe in post traumatic stress syndrome, and I believe in private mental health care.”

Asked if he had a message for Miami fans, Richie slid into the third person.

“Dolphins fans, Richie is well,” Richie said. “Richie wants to come back and play.  But the business has to handle the business end, and that’s it.”

He makes it sound far simpler than it is.  Anyone can want to play for any NFL team.  Unless and until the NFL wants it, it’s not happening.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 26, 2014, 08:14:27 AM
I will put this here because why not:

Most coaches in the NFL have no interest in the Wells report, lol

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/wells-report-on-dolphins--incognito-martin-fiasco-ignored-by-several-afc-coaches-185937209.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/wells-report-on-dolphins--incognito-martin-fiasco-ignored-by-several-afc-coaches-185937209.html)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 27, 2014, 01:35:58 PM
Mad Richie McMad at it again.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/richie-incognito-tweets-phone-number-wants-angry-messages-032714?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on March 27, 2014, 08:50:05 PM
Mad Richie McMad at it again.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/laces-out/richie-incognito-tweets-phone-number-wants-angry-messages-032714?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox

There he goes breaking the internet

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on April 01, 2014, 12:41:34 PM
http://phinphanatic.com/2014/04/01/dolphins-lose-draft-pick-nfl-closes-martin-case/

Lolfins lose third round pick in Martin scandal
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on April 01, 2014, 12:44:24 PM
hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on April 01, 2014, 12:44:30 PM
http://phinphanatic.com/2014/04/01/dolphins-lose-draft-pick-nfl-closes-martin-case/

Lolfins lose third round pick in Martin scandal

you know what today is right?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on April 01, 2014, 01:28:58 PM
click some of those links in that article, Jumbo.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on April 01, 2014, 01:58:31 PM
I am well aware that it was a joke.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on April 01, 2014, 01:59:31 PM
I never doubted you.

The comments under the article are funny, I upvoted the dumbest ones.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on April 01, 2014, 01:59:50 PM
I never doubted you.

:'(
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on April 01, 2014, 02:10:18 PM
I am well aware that it was a joke.

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on May 09, 2014, 10:50:15 AM
Mike Pouncey   
Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on May 09, 2014, 04:10:42 PM
Mike Pouncey   
Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol

You have to laugh at that excrement and wonder in the Phins are fixed at all.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 09, 2014, 10:21:19 PM
He deleted his twitter account.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on May 10, 2014, 09:14:31 AM
Free Hernandez
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on May 10, 2014, 10:21:06 AM
He deleted his twitter account.

"Mike, you aren't allowed to think anymore.  Ever. 

Sincerely, Managment"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 10, 2014, 10:23:54 AM
"Mike, you aren't allowed to think anymore.  Ever. 

Sincerely, Managment"

Judging by his comments I'm not sure if he's ever been able to think.

At least I'm glad there's someone who post things on the Internet even more stupid than I do.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 10, 2014, 10:28:46 AM
Judging by his comments I'm not sure if he's ever been able to think.

At least I'm glad there's someone who post things on the Internet even more stupid than I do.

Hahahahaha at least you can make fun of yourself along with us.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on May 11, 2014, 08:16:52 AM
Miami drafted Terrence Fede from Marist, my old team. First guy from our program to ever get drafted, we were D 3 when I played there in the 80s.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 11, 2014, 08:46:36 AM
Miami drafted Terrence Fede from Marist, my old team. First guy from our program to ever get drafted, we were D 3 when I played there in the 80s.

A bunch of friends partied at Marist one weekend in the early 90's, I never went back because I had no interest in partying at an all gay college. Hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on May 11, 2014, 09:27:39 PM
This team is amazing right now.

http://nesn.com/2014/05/dolphins-gm-disappointed-in-don-jones-after-michael-sam-tweet/

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s1nhp8
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2014, 08:07:18 AM
Hey at least Jones didn't say his twitter was hacked.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 12, 2014, 08:33:12 AM
What was the context though? "Horrible" that he was drafted, or "horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 08:50:21 AM
What was the context though? "Horrible" that he was drafted, or "horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.

The latter isn't anti-gay, it just means you're secretly gay.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 09:57:37 AM
What was the context though? "Horrible" that he was drafted, or "horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.

Somehow I doubt he would have said 'horrible' if it had been a guy kissing his girlfriend on TV.  I'm not sure what it says about a person if a man kissing another man on TV really makes you that uncomfortable.  For me it's like a boring show that's just kind of on.  Nothing that merits a reaction in any way.  No 'good for them!' but no 'blehhhh!  I have to be super disgusted so no one sees I'm gay!' either.  I tend to find that people who have the latter reaction have some sort of sexual insecurity going on to begin with.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 12, 2014, 10:15:37 AM

Somehow I doubt he would have said 'horrible' if it had been a guy kissing his girlfriend on TV.  I'm not sure what it says about a person if a man kissing another man on TV really makes you that uncomfortable.  For me it's like a boring show that's just kind of on.  Nothing that merits a reaction in any way.  No 'good for them!' but no 'blehhhh!  I have to be super disgusted so no one sees I'm gay!' either.  I tend to find that people who have the latter reaction have some sort of sexual insecurity going on to begin with.

That all makes sense, but why would "ew, two men kissing" draw such ire from the league. Does it really warrant labeling the dude worse than Hitler?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2014, 10:28:43 AM
Somehow I doubt he would have said 'horrible' if it had been a guy kissing his girlfriend on TV.  I'm not sure what it says about a person if a man kissing another man on TV really makes you that uncomfortable.  For me it's like a boring show that's just kind of on.  Nothing that merits a reaction in any way.  No 'good for them!' but no 'blehhhh!  I have to be super disgusted so no one sees I'm gay!' either.  I tend to find that people who have the latter reaction have some sort of sexual insecurity going on to begin with.

I wasn't watching, but on the radio they were saying  Sam shoved cake in his partners face and then licked it off or something.

If thats the case, then I think Sams behavior was poor for his image
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 12, 2014, 10:36:48 AM

I wasn't watching, but on the radio they were saying  Sam shoved cake in his partners face and then licked it off or something.

If thats the case, then I think Sams behavior was poor for his image

Hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on May 12, 2014, 10:40:11 AM
That all makes sense, but why would "ew, two men kissing" draw such ire from the league. Does it really warrant labeling the dude worse than Hitler?

So you're saying that if Hitler were a player in the NFL, Goodell would punish the annexing of the Sudetenland and the extermination of millions of Jews with something less than a suspension and some sensitivity training?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 10:42:59 AM

I wasn't watching, but on the radio they were saying  Sam shoved cake in his partners face and then licked it off or something.

If thats the case, then I think Sams behavior was poor for his image

What?  I didn't see that.  Sam was crying, his bf was hugging him, and gave him a kiss.  I did not see this alleged cake incident.  That's just weird.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 10:43:36 AM
I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 12, 2014, 10:44:19 AM

So you're saying that if Hitler were a player in the NFL, Goodell would punish the annexing of the Sudetenland and the extermination of millions of Jews with something less than a suspension and some sensitivity training?

Domestic abuse, steroids, and genocide are all things that Goodell has no problem sweeping under the rug. Everyone knows that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2014, 10:44:39 AM
I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.

Pretty sure Goodell destroyed all the videos to protect the integrity of the league or something
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 10:46:08 AM

That all makes sense, but why would "ew, two men kissing" draw such ire from the league. Does it really warrant labeling the dude worse than Hitler?

Who labeled him worse that Hitler?  Or are you just immediately conceding the argument by going that route?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 10:48:46 AM
I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.

Google tells me that Sam posted some photo of the two of them kissing w cake on their faces when he made the relationship public.  Doesn't look like it had anything to do with draft day.  Still weird.

EDIT:  apparently there was some cake thing after.  If it's how it's being described, that's freaking weird.  It's a draft, not a wedding.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 10:51:03 AM
Google tells me that Sam posted some photo of the two of them kissing w cake on their faces when he made the relationship public.  Doesn't look like it had anything to do with draft day.  Still weird.

Maybe ESPN threw that pic up during the broadcast. Or maybe they just always have cake on hand for such occasions.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 10:53:25 AM

Maybe ESPN threw that pic up during the broadcast. Or maybe they just always have cake on hand for such occasions.

Here you go.  What the freak.  This has nothing to do with being gay.  This would be weird as hell for a dude and his girlfriend to do after getting drafted.

http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/heres-nfl-draftee-michael-sam-kissing-his-boyfriend-thr-1574647375
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 10:54:15 AM
Here you go.  What the freak.  This has nothing to do with being gay.  This would be weird as hell for a dude and his girlfriend to do after getting drafted.

http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/heres-nfl-draftee-michael-sam-kissing-his-boyfriend-thr-1574647375

The Falcons got Tyler Starr? WTF!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2014, 11:07:24 AM


You guys are such homophobes, if AJ McCarron was eating some whip cream off of Miss ALabama's hoo-ha after he got drafted we all would be high fiving each other.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 11:12:34 AM

You guys are such homophobes, if AJ McCarron was eating some whip cream off of Miss ALabama's hoo-ha after he got drafted we all would be high fiving each other.

McCarron should have tweeted something like this after the Sam pick.

(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2014/01/28/f4/f8/Screen_shot_2014-01-28_at_9.25.52_AM.png)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2014, 11:59:22 AM
Here you go.  What the freak.  This has nothing to do with being gay.  This would be weird as hell for a dude and his girlfriend to do after getting drafted.

http://roygbiv.jezebel.com/heres-nfl-draftee-michael-sam-kissing-his-boyfriend-thr-1574647375

It makes him look like such a selfish poopchute more than being creepy

He's supposed to be like the first mainstream gay athlete to get drafted and starts with excrement like that.

Be a freaking role model knowing you're gonna be under the limelight and getting all the scrutiny and what not.

What's next is going to start acting like Dennis Rodman and start showing up to practices in a wedding dress or something?

No freaking clue what he's thinking
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 12:00:21 PM
It makes him look like such a selfish poopchute more than being creepy

He's supposed to be like the first mainstream gay athlete to get drafted and starts with excrement like that.

Be a freaking role model knowing you're gonna be under the limelight and getting all the scrutiny and what not.

What's next is going to start acting like Dennis Rodman and start showing up to practices in a wedding dress or something?

No freaking clue what he's thinking

The next logical step from cake is obviously wedding dress.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2014, 12:03:07 PM
The next logical step from cake is obviously wedding dress.

Well the guy is licking cake off a man's face on national television.

So I don't doubt awkwardy will follow
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 12, 2014, 12:25:30 PM
Well the guy is licking cake off a man's face on national television.

So I don't doubt awkwardy will follow

No, he still wasn't licking cake off anyone's face.  That would have been even worse.  I never said it was creepy.  I said it was weird.  Because it was.  It has nothing to do with him being a role model or selfish or anything.  It was weird.  That's it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2014, 12:41:19 PM
No, he still wasn't licking cake off anyone's face.  That would have been even worse.  I never said it was creepy.  I said it was weird.  Because it was.  It has nothing to do with him being a role model or selfish or anything.  It was weird.  That's it.

Meh gayz are typically flamboyant, just chalk it up to gayz being gay.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on May 12, 2014, 03:49:29 PM
I heard about the cake thing too but didn't see it. Nobody seems to want to replay it.

They showed it a while after he was drafted.

It was exactly the same thing you would see at a wedding. Groom goes to feed cake to the bride, and smears it on her face, then the bride smears it on the groom, and then they kiss through the cake smears.

It really wasn't any more awkward than any wedding scenario. It seemed totally out place at a draft party instead of a wedding however.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2014, 03:54:20 PM
They showed it a while after he was drafted.

It was exactly the same thing you would see at a wedding. Groom goes to feed cake to the bride, and smears it on her face, then the bride smears it on the groom, and then they kiss through the cake smears.

It really wasn't any more awkward than any wedding scenario. It seemed totally out place at a draft party instead of a wedding however.

So you're saying the Rams drafted a linebacker that wishes he could be a bride

And it all comes back to the wedding dress thing
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 12, 2014, 03:56:55 PM
So you're saying the Rams drafted a linebacker that wishes he could be a bride

And it all comes back to the wedding dress thing

I think Sam is the butch in that relationship. The other one looks like a flamer.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on May 12, 2014, 04:53:39 PM
freak you guys I thought it was really hot
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 12, 2014, 05:05:45 PM
freak you guys I thought it was really hot

So now I know where 624 went missing
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Koz on May 13, 2014, 08:08:02 AM
OMG I watched it and I think that now I caught the gay...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jetaho on May 13, 2014, 10:04:48 AM
There's a tingle.  Is it the Gold Bond .... or something else?

(http://i.imgur.com/AMzESRu.png)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 13, 2014, 12:54:56 PM
am I really not allowed to be weirded out by that?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 13, 2014, 06:04:12 PM

am I really not allowed to be weirded out by that?

No, that's basically the same as being weirded about by desegregation. You're a bigot, and worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 13, 2014, 07:21:21 PM

No, that's basically the same as being weirded about by desegregation. You're a bigot, and worse than Hitler.

freak off.  Nobody said that.  Being weirded out by gay people doesn't make you worse than Hitler, it makes you quite possibly gay.  Being weirded out by two people smashing cake in each others' faces at a draft party, however, makes you normal.  That excrement was bizarre.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 13, 2014, 07:25:40 PM
am I really not allowed to be weirded out by that?

By two people kissing?  Of course you can be weirded out.  Feeling uncomfortable with two gay men kissing is no different than feeling uncomfortable with an ugly chick kissing.  It's watching something you have absolutely no attraction to.  It's when people feel a need to comment on how disgusting and unnatural it is that they move into the realm of being assholes.  Who gives a excrement?  If you're that worried about needing to declare how gross you find it, you're obviously worried that people have some cause to think you like it.  (The you being hypothetical, not meaning SFD).
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 13, 2014, 07:26:57 PM
freak off.  Nobody said that.  Being weirded out by gay people doesn't make you worse than Hitler, it makes you quite possibly gay.  Being weirded out by two people smashing cake in each others' faces at a draft party, however, makes you normal.  That excrement was bizarre.

(http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Gay-Men-e1379371366872.jpg?resize=632%2C463)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on May 13, 2014, 07:59:19 PM
^gay.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 13, 2014, 08:11:18 PM
^gay.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a2A_lnEkDQA/S9TqgqC4TnI/AAAAAAAACys/VytHX8FLqVY/s1600/schwul_hitler_Hitler_Gay-s438x350-13697-580.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 13, 2014, 08:14:02 PM
"After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it’s the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams."

-Conan
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 13, 2014, 08:23:22 PM
Again, not sure why any straight man would be like "That's so great I love seeing that!"  I don't think it's inherently awful.  It just garners the same reaction from me as seeing some fugly bitch making out with some fugly dude.  Just like I wouldn't take to twitter talking about how nasty that is, I don't see why it would be different with a gay couple.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 13, 2014, 08:25:40 PM
Of course, Tommy is likely just plain offended by their presence.  This is the same guy who said bullying was a good thing because it encouraged people to stop being different and start acting like everyone else.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 13, 2014, 08:32:27 PM
Of course, Tommy is likely just plain offended by their presence.  This is the same guy who said bullying was a good thing because it encouraged people to stop being different and start acting like everyone else.

Tommy as made it very clear that he has absolutely no problem with gay people...

As long as they're not black
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on May 13, 2014, 09:06:26 PM
Impressive though your private collection of semi-naked men getting it on might be, dcm, I had to remove the second post. A little bit too much flesh for anyone reading at work, I think. You're welcome to start a gay pics thread in the Parking Lot if that's what flicks your switch, I'm sure you'd find a couple of fans around here.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on May 14, 2014, 08:13:13 AM
freak off.  Nobody said that.  Being weirded out by gay people doesn't make you worse than Hitler, it makes you quite possibly gay.

Not even that, it just means we live in a society in which gay people displaying PDA is still pretty rare, especially among certain demographics/in certain areas. Nothing too odd about being a bit weirded out by something you rarely or even never see, it says more about the lingering 'fringe' aspect of being gay in America than any particular individual's homosexuality or homophobia.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 14, 2014, 08:31:57 AM
I'm not attracted to really old people, so if I see two old people making out, am I not allowed to be grossed out? Wtf is this excrement? Does that make me anti-old people? freak outa here.

I accept gay people. I have no problem with that lifestyle. Get married, do what you want. Who gives a excrement. I'm still allowed to be grossed out by them doing excrement to each other.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 08:33:55 AM
You should go to Miami, it's all old people and gays.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MexJetinBcn on May 14, 2014, 08:48:20 AM
"horrible" after seeing him kiss his bf on live TV. The latter isn't exactly anti-gay.

Uh, are you serious?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 09:00:45 AM
I've seen the Joe Theismann injury a hundred times. Two people kissing doesn't really rate.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on May 14, 2014, 09:02:07 AM
Tommy is allowed to have his opinion, if you agree with it or not.


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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on May 14, 2014, 09:03:57 AM
I've seen the Joe Theismann injury a hundred times. Two people kissing doesn't really rate.


Horrible. Disgusting.  You monster. How about crippled washed up athletes rights to display their gruesome injuries?

I call for Badger to step down as a mod. This is a disgusting display on his part.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
Tommy is allowed to have his opinion, if you agree with it or not.


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And the Dolphins are allowed to reprimand a player for representing the team poorly on twitter, which is what this argument is actually about.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 14, 2014, 09:10:08 AM
People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.

"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."

- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."

Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 14, 2014, 09:15:24 AM

And the Dolphins are allowed to reprimand a player for representing the team poorly on twitter, which is what this argument is actually about.

Sure they are, but you don't have to agree with that either. Look, he most likely meant "ew gay people!", but he just could easily have been grossed out by two men kissing and licking cake off one another's faces, and just called that display "horrible". Besides, if the public wasn't super sensitive about this sort of thing then he wouldn't have been reprimanded. We all know that most gay people feel so oppressed that they jump at every opportunity to complain about anti-gay whatever. And the "totally not homophobe and 100pct tolerant of everything. Look at me!" sheep who join in.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on May 14, 2014, 09:19:21 AM
And the Dolphins are allowed to reprimand a player for representing the team poorly on twitter, which is what this argument is actually about.

Sorry I was responding to mexbucjet or whatever his name is.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 14, 2014, 09:21:05 AM

Sorry I was responding to mexbucjet or whatever his name is.

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Funny, I always read it as mexicanbucjet too.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on May 14, 2014, 09:29:10 AM
IJR's example is stupid. I have no sexual interest in animals but it would be weird as freak to see a woman get sexually active with a horse or a goat
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on May 14, 2014, 09:32:53 AM
People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.

"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."

- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."

Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.

As someone who is as socially liberal as you get, I strongly agree. Attempting to censor or shame the opinions of people who aren't socially progressive is messed up. Universal gay rights are new. Gay people kissing in public is still rare. People who find gay PDA weird or even gross aren't bad - it just means that public gay affection is new and unusual. Let people get used to it - and if in ten or twenty years someone's still grossed out by homosexuality in public - then you can get away with calling them a little outdated or backwards, but they still aren't bad.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on May 14, 2014, 09:35:48 AM
Bill Burr: Gay guys: http://youtu.be/-Xs4WGEnlAk
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 14, 2014, 09:37:48 AM
People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.

"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."

- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."

Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.



 I want you to start screaming chink or gook at the top of your lungs, just to be sure.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 09:58:49 AM
Sorry I was responding to mexbucjet or whatever his name is.

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk



waitasekent

What if Michael Sam sees Tommy's post and jumps off the top of the Gateway Arch and kills himself?  That's cyberbully murder. Hate crime!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on May 14, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Bill Burr: Gay guys: http://youtu.be/-Xs4WGEnlAk

Bill Burr is amazing
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on May 14, 2014, 10:12:48 AM
Holy excrement that bill burr clip was perfect.

/checkmate
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 14, 2014, 11:18:55 AM

I'm not attracted to really old people, so if I see two old people making out, am I not allowed to be grossed out? Wtf is this excrement? Does that make me anti-old people? freak outa here.

I accept gay people. I have no problem with that lifestyle. Get married, do what you want. Who gives a excrement. I'm still allowed to be grossed out by them doing excrement to each other.

Did you bother reading what I said?  Not the joke one when I called you gay, the serious one in which I explained why it's perfectly fine to be uncomfortable watching two guys kiss but different to want to shout to the whole world how weird it is.

Dude, no one expects you to enjoy two men kissing.  I don't want to see it either.  It's unfathomable to me.  I just don't care if it's on TV or in public.  It's not hard to look the other way.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 14, 2014, 11:21:33 AM

People are so fuckn sensitive nowadays.

"Meh, I feel weird about two men getting married."

- "OMFG. Are you serious?! You're like those bigots who were against interracial marriage. You're no better! BTW I totally am not racist or a homophobe. See how vigorously I'm defending them, and attacking you for having an opinion. OMGOMG."

Seriously, guys. Lighten the freak up. What the freak kind of country are we living in now.

There's a world of difference between not wanting to take part in or support gay marriage and wanting to disallow it by law.  The latter is absolutely comparable to interracial marriage.  Do a little historical research.

And I don't know what kind of country you live in.  It's not mine.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 14, 2014, 11:24:18 AM

Sure they are, but you don't have to agree with that either. Look, he most likely meant "ew gay people!", but he just could easily have been grossed out by two men kissing and licking cake off one another's faces, and just called that display "horrible". Besides, if the public wasn't super sensitive about this sort of thing then he wouldn't have been reprimanded. We all know that most gay people feel so oppressed that they jump at every opportunity to complain about anti-gay whatever. And the "totally not homophobe and 100pct tolerant of everything. Look at me!" sheep who join in.

That's the problem.  He didn't say that.  If he had said "Is this a draft party or a wedding?  Cake smashing?  Good on Sam but the cake thing is weird." I doubt he'd have been reprimanded.

And if that's your take on gay people, I doubt you really know any.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 14, 2014, 11:28:16 AM
Who would have figured an argument about gays would be breaking out in a Dolphins thread?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 14, 2014, 11:55:26 AM
Who would have figured an argument about gays would be breaking out in a Dolphins thread?

Have you seen their logo?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Koz on May 14, 2014, 01:17:07 PM
2 guys kissed, we all saw it, life goes on...

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 14, 2014, 01:24:02 PM
2 guys kissed, we all saw it, life goes on...



Not for Tommy it didn't.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on May 14, 2014, 01:28:38 PM
2 guys kissed, we all saw it, life goes on....until the LIRR dyke beats the excrement out of me



FYP for accuracy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Koz on May 14, 2014, 01:29:23 PM
FYP for accuracy.

Tomorrow is the day.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 01:34:19 PM
Not for Tommy it didn't.

(http://i.imgur.com/4ikjAWF.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on May 14, 2014, 03:23:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4ikjAWF.gif)

What in the freak is this excrement?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 03:25:39 PM
What in the freak is this excrement?

He's explaining what happens when two men kiss.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on May 14, 2014, 06:02:35 PM
He's explaining what happens when two men kiss.

How can you expect him to understand? 

Libero gets a boner when that happens
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on May 28, 2014, 11:50:06 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-scout-nate-sullivan-says-he-was-wrong-fired-for-working-from-home-052814?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox

Jesus freaking Christ, what assholes. They even cancelled CF meds off their plan specifically. I can't freaking believe this honestly
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on May 29, 2014, 12:49:54 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-scout-nate-sullivan-says-he-was-wrong-fired-for-working-from-home-052814?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox

Jesus freaking Christ, what assholes. They even cancelled CF meds off their plan specifically. I can't freaking believe this honestly

They could have simply just said "you've been a scout for the miami dolphins for 10 years" as reason for termination
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on May 29, 2014, 06:06:55 AM
So basically they cut his benefits in an attempt to get him to quit, when he didn't they canned him.

That said all he wants is his job back with full benefits. Unfortunately even if he gets it back by force, they will get rid of him ASAP for some other reason (performance based no doubt) If the lawyers thought there was any hope, I'd sue for millions, lost wages due to the benefits lost ($2990 loss per pill is a big freaking difference) and try to get medical bills paid for the next few years while he looks to get another job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on May 29, 2014, 06:19:06 AM
Really sucks for the scout, but I love me some Dolphin sadness.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on May 29, 2014, 07:11:35 AM
I hope he sues them and that worthless organization has to pay a 10,000,000 discrimination suit. freak them classless scumbags.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 12, 2014, 11:02:14 AM
How many times can the circus come to town in a single year ?
Quote
A man claims he was assaulted by Dolphins C Mike Pouncey and Steelers C Maurkice Pouncey at the twins' birthday party at Cameo Nightclub in Miami Beach Friday night.
The alleged victim Ricky Vasquez took to Twitter, claiming he was "jumped by 4 bouncers and the Pouncey Twins." Vasquez added he was attacked because of his sexual orientation, claiming the assailants used homophobic slurs and saying, "I feel like I just got gay bashed." The Miami Beach PD released a statement saying, "There was an incident that occurred at Cameo last night at 4:20 a.m., where an alleged assault took place. We have not confirmed it's the Pouncey brothers that are the subjects, but we are going to have detectives contacting the victims to investigate further." This is not the first time the brothers' birthday party has made the news. The two got into hot water at last year's event for wearing "Free Hernandez" hats in support of former Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez. This incident is obviously more serious, and if founded, could lead to legal action as well as suspensions for each player.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/289980/pounceys-accused-of-assault-at-birthday-party
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 18, 2014, 06:09:15 AM
This sort of belongs on here.

Jason Taylor's ditzy and annoying little sister got a gig on the morning sports radio show down here because NEPOTISM ! She's a total spoiled and annoying excrement and a total Heat shill with no sports knowledge. She literally cackles like a jackal

So I routinely troll and call her out on twitter and she ALWAYs responds or retweets me to try and sick her captain save a ho followers.

I recommend you do the same because she's ultra sensitive. Her name is Joy. Which is what I experience when I make her look stupid on the internet.

She was saying for weeks how Lebron would never leave Miami for Cleveland and calling every credible sports writer a joke. The past week or so since he left has been great
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 18, 2014, 06:20:47 AM
As a side follow up, a couple of her followers tried to get personal/threatning/racist.

One of them stupidly had an avatar of himself on the balcony of his building , which was surprise! Right next to mine. I messaged him the name of his building and he got scared, didn't respond and blocked me.

Another one told me to kill myself and had his resume linked on his twitter. Emailed and Screenshoted his employer (ESPN deportes) and a few hours later after I knew they received it I sent a reply to him "naw, but you might when you lose your job for writing stupid things on the internet"

Lastly, another one of those jokers was a huge GoTs fan and talked about it all over his timeline but obviously didn't read the books. So my only response to him was every single book spoiler.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on July 18, 2014, 07:12:25 AM

I had a similar experience in 2010 and 2012. It's magical, enjoy it JFIF.

Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on July 18, 2014, 11:26:02 AM
Damn.  Remind me never to freak with JFIF.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 18, 2014, 11:31:35 AM
Damn.  Remind me never to freak with JFIF.

Or half of this forum, really.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on July 18, 2014, 11:40:26 AM
JFIF hates Miami fans. I mean realllyyyyuy hates Miami fans,
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 18, 2014, 03:18:27 PM
JFIF needs a hobby. A healthy one.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 18, 2014, 03:22:08 PM
JFIF needs a hobby. A healthy one.

It's not like he hurt any real people.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on July 18, 2014, 03:24:41 PM
As a side follow up, a couple of her followers tried to get personal/threatning/racist.

One of them stupidly had an avatar of himself on the balcony of his building , which was surprise! Right next to mine. I messaged him the name of his building and he got scared, didn't respond and blocked me.

Another one told me to kill myself and had his resume linked on his twitter. Emailed and Screenshoted his employer (ESPN deportes) and a few hours later after I knew they received it I sent a reply to him "naw, but you might when you lose your job for writing stupid things on the internet"

Lastly, another one of those jokers was a huge GoTs fan and talked about it all over his timeline but obviously didn't read the books. So my only response to him was every single book spoiler.

(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 18, 2014, 04:45:20 PM
JFIF needs a hobby. A healthy one.

Cocaine?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 23, 2014, 11:22:39 AM
Pouncey now expected to miss at least half of the season.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/23/mike-pouncey-now-expected-to-miss-two-months-of-season/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on July 23, 2014, 11:24:58 AM
freak him and his brother
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on July 23, 2014, 11:32:33 AM
freak him and his brother

times a million
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 25, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
2013 Miami OL highlight reel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZourGM6KRo
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 25, 2014, 10:39:04 AM
bundle of sticks florio but...

@ProFootballTalk: Dolphins replacing Pro Bowl center with a guy who has never snapped http://t.co/YCxQHsStpj


Also lol

@JamesWalkerNFL: First two plays for #Dolphins' offense were a timeout and fumbled snap.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 25, 2014, 10:40:58 AM
bundle of sticks florio but...

@ProFootballTalk: Dolphins replacing Pro Bowl center with a guy who has never snapped http://t.co/YCxQHsStpj
Brings back bad memories of when Mangold went down
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 25, 2014, 10:42:29 AM
Brings back bad memories of when Mangold went down

No
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 25, 2014, 10:44:29 AM
No
Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on July 25, 2014, 10:48:39 AM
Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?

You're wrong poopchute:


The Schmuck had a name.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2014, 10:48:55 AM
Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?

Colin Baxter was a center
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on July 25, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
Our schedule is tough this year, but fortunately Miami and Buffalo being in our division and injuring/failing themselves to death helps us.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 25, 2014, 10:49:57 AM
Didn't we have some no name schmuck who never played step in?

Caleb Schlauderaff or however you spell it.

Mangold was out for like a game and a half, and it was midseason.

And Schlauderaff was on the roster as the backup center
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on July 25, 2014, 10:50:44 AM
Caleb Schlauderaff or however you spell it.

Mangold was out for like a game and a half, and it was midseason.

And Schlauderaff was on the roster as the backup center

<cough> <Cough> Post #713
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 25, 2014, 10:51:25 AM
Our schedule is tough this year, but fortunately Miami and Buffalo being in our division and injuring/failing themselves to death helps us.

Pouncey, Jordan PED suspension, rookie RT.

Bills lost Pettine as DC and their best linebacker. Definitely some opportunities
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on July 25, 2014, 11:07:36 AM
Quote
ArmandoSalguero:  Stephen Ross says judging by enthusiasm at practice, there's a lot of enthusiasm.

Stephen Ross is basically Perd Hapley
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on July 25, 2014, 11:10:56 AM
I'm excited about my excitement.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on July 25, 2014, 11:15:41 AM
Stephen Ross is basically Perd Hapley


Yogi Berra: When you get to the fork in the road, take it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 25, 2014, 11:46:15 AM
I'm excited about my excrement.

^This is how I read that post.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on July 30, 2014, 03:20:44 PM
Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0730/nfl_dolphinsT_ps_400.jpg)



Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 30, 2014, 03:23:36 PM
Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0730/nfl_dolphinsT_ps_400.jpg)
Messed up they're made all those shirts to call Jonathan Martin a quitter

Notice how they wrote it the biggest too
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on July 30, 2014, 03:30:40 PM
Just when I thought that team couldn't get gayer..........
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on July 30, 2014, 10:13:06 PM
Hahahahahahah they're really wearing this:

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0730/nfl_dolphinsT_ps_400.jpg)





Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.

That team is such a fuckn' joke.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 30, 2014, 10:21:22 PM
Mew, mew, I saw another player call one of the guys a fag, and then made him buy him lunch. Mew, mew.

That team is such a fuckn' joke.

(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/b/b1/151Mew.png/250px-151Mew.png)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on July 31, 2014, 06:18:11 AM
This looks like a good dress shirt option for the team.

(http://www.dougstanhope.com/storage/post-images/2011/CCAshirt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322528649069)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 29, 2014, 11:11:47 AM
The comments on this are awesome.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on August 29, 2014, 12:59:06 PM
The comments on this are awesome.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669
I don't know what's better: the story or the comments. That's gold.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on August 29, 2014, 01:05:54 PM
I was dying reading the writeup, that was an excellent job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 29, 2014, 01:16:10 PM
Quote
They decided to fire the less-deserving coordinator when last season ended, because Mike Sherman couldn't coach around Philbin's incompetent OL hire. Our fans cheered this because our fans are freaking stupid, completely oblivious to the fact that the defense is crumbling. I didn't think it would be possible for somebody to have Paul Soliai, Randy Starks, Olivier Vernon, and Jared Odrick as a rotating cast up front and look like excrement. Under Mike Nolan, they were a top-ten defense. They had near-perfect personnel to run the 3-4. So, of course, Coach Voldemort brings in Kevin Coyle to run the 4-3, and within a year they're freaking Wake Forest.

Quote
You can't even watch the game from your seat because it's so hot it feels like you're sitting in a person's mouth. As far as tailgating goes, you couldn't find a worse mix of loud drunk assholes and really LOUD, shitty EDM than at a Dolphins' tailgate.

Quote
Asking friends to go to the game (most of them live less than 20 minutes away from the stadium, mind you) elicits the same response as if you asked them to go pick up a hooker on a Tuesday afternoon for lunch- a mixture of shock, disgust, disappointment but mostly bewilderment.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on August 29, 2014, 03:25:17 PM
I have to say, their Jets one is pretty good too
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 19, 2014, 04:00:43 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  1m
.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on September 19, 2014, 04:04:44 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  1m
.@NFL: Dion Jordan’s PED suspension was lifted. Then says he’s suspended 4 more games for a substances of abuse violation. Out until 10/19

What the freak does this even mean?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 19, 2014, 04:50:02 PM
What the freak does this even mean?

Id assume illegal substances that arent PEDS

aka drugs
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on September 20, 2014, 04:43:30 AM
Substances of abuse?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 20, 2014, 06:09:36 AM
Substances of abuse?
Substance ofs abuseseses.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on September 20, 2014, 08:53:06 AM
It's the Dolphins they probably mean semen.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 22, 2014, 12:17:06 PM
RT @ArmandoSalguero Joe Philbin declines to say whether Ryan Tannehill is going to start versus Oakland.

Hmm...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2014, 12:18:39 PM
RT @ArmandoSalguero Joe Philbin declines to say whether Ryan Tannehill is going to start versus Oakland.

Hmm...

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2014, 02:58:42 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article2195072.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 24, 2014, 11:09:59 AM
http://deadspin.com/the-dolphins-stadium-is-literally-built-on-an-indian-bu-1638547584
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on September 24, 2014, 11:40:30 AM
Nice New England got a division loss down there before the wheels came off for Miami.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 24, 2014, 01:53:30 PM
As a side follow up, a couple of her followers tried to get personal/threatning/racist.

One of them stupidly had an avatar of himself on the balcony of his building , which was surprise! Right next to mine. I messaged him the name of his building and he got scared, didn't respond and blocked me.

Another one told me to kill myself and had his resume linked on his twitter. Emailed and Screenshoted his employer (ESPN deportes) and a few hours later after I knew they received it I sent a reply to him "naw, but you might when you lose your job for writing stupid things on the internet"

Lastly, another one of those jokers was a huge GoTs fan and talked about it all over his timeline but obviously didn't read the books. So my only response to him was every single book spoiler.

awesome
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 24, 2014, 02:38:20 PM
How much longer before we start a loljets thread?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: klaximilian on September 24, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
How much longer before we start a loljets thread?

Go visit the game threads at TGG.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 24, 2014, 03:37:52 PM
Go visit the game threads at TGG.

tardjets.com
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 24, 2014, 03:43:48 PM
tardjets.com

(http://us.123rf.com/450wm/karelnoppe/karelnoppe1302/karelnoppe130200012/17902963-portrait-of-young-pilot-with-down-syndrome-at-control-panel.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 24, 2014, 03:45:49 PM
(http://us.123rf.com/450wm/karelnoppe/karelnoppe1302/karelnoppe130200012/17902963-portrait-of-young-pilot-with-down-syndrome-at-control-panel.jpg)

I almost choked on a cough drop you poopchute.  Haha.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on September 24, 2014, 03:48:21 PM
That's Petrozza
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 25, 2014, 10:31:10 PM
http://deadspin.com/a-deadspin-investigation-into-ryan-tannehills-thumbs-1639370223
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on September 25, 2014, 10:59:26 PM
the top comment is golden.

Quote
NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on September 26, 2014, 07:27:49 AM
What the freak does this even mean?

It means me and a majority if the board were wrong about him.

Then again Miami usually brings out the worst in people. I blame Dade County
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 12, 2014, 03:36:10 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/10/12/6966181/aaron-rodgers-fake-spike-packers-dolphins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 13, 2014, 07:34:03 PM
http://gossipextra.com/2014/10/13/miami-dolphins-fans-fight-green-bay-packers-fans-4109/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 14, 2014, 07:38:49 AM
Around The NFL ‏@AroundTheNFL 13m13 minutes ago

Knowshon Moreno is out for the season with a torn ACL http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 13, 2014, 10:22:31 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000427228/article/miami-dolphins-at-a-crossroads-heading-into-crucial-showdown
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 13, 2014, 02:05:32 PM
Can't stress this enough: freak the Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2014, 02:06:27 PM
Can't stress this enough: freak the Dolphins.

X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2014, 10:07:01 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000440591/article/dolphins-odrick-yells-at-coach-philbin-on-sideline

Odrick and Philbin getting into it.  Probably sexual tension.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2014, 10:08:20 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000440591/article/dolphins-odrick-yells-at-coach-philbin-on-sideline

Odrick and Philbin getting into it.  Probably sexual tension.

i remember when 2/3 of TGG wanted the Jets to draft Odrick.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2014, 10:09:50 PM
Philbin is so boring
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on December 07, 2014, 10:13:45 PM
I hope they make the playoffs and lose 55-3.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2014, 10:17:52 PM
I hope they make the playoffs and lose 55-3.

I hope they miss the playoffs
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 07, 2014, 10:45:43 PM
Best result of my NFL Sunday was seeing them lose.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2014, 10:50:59 PM
Best result of my NFL Sunday was seeing them lose.

Really the only bright spot of the day.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 08, 2014, 12:42:59 PM
I was at a Jets bar with Puck down here in Florida. The loudest cheers in the place were for the Ravens as they were pulling away.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 21, 2014, 03:52:22 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet  14s14 seconds ago
Dolphins owner with a big statement RT @DavidJNeal: #Dolphins Stephen Ross just said Philbin is coming back next season
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Post by: Badger on December 21, 2014, 06:18:05 PM
https://vine.co/v/OXvrztudLiD
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 21, 2014, 11:54:29 PM
Terrence Fede, who blocked that punt to win the game, was drafted in the 7th round from Marist, where I played. Obviously they've stepped the program up from when I was there, I was glad he was drafted but hoping he would catch on with another team.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2014, 07:37:28 PM
Jeff Darlington
‏@JeffDarlington
After Clay scored with 2:49 left in 1st half, Mike Wallace came off the field and told Joe Philbin he no longer wanted to play in the game.


They can't cut him next year.  $9.6 million dead money if they do.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Cane on December 28, 2014, 07:46:29 PM
He's quite the bitch for being the third best WR on the freaking Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2014, 07:47:35 PM
Shades of Santonio
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2015, 03:17:12 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/07/dolphins-avoid-rooney-rule-violation-in-tannenbaum-hire-somehow/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2015, 04:00:38 PM

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/07/dolphins-avoid-rooney-rule-violation-in-tannenbaum-hire-somehow/

The NFL really needs to get rid of that stupid Rooney Rule.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 07, 2015, 04:53:03 PM
The NFL really needs to get rid of that stupid Rooney Rule.

Agreed. It had a day it was important now it's just a hoop teams jump around to get what they need.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2015, 04:54:37 PM
The NFL really needs to get rid of black people.

Damn Tommy............
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2015, 04:58:34 PM

Damn Tommy............

I want a league of Andy Daltons in every position.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 07, 2015, 05:10:17 PM
The NFL really needs to get rid of that stupid Rooney Rule.
Teams should have to work out a white NFL player before signing any black free agent.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 07, 2015, 05:16:48 PM
Tannenbaum on MTC said there's a plan in place for transition when talking about his representation of Dan Quinn.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 08, 2015, 09:30:54 AM
Tannenbaum on MTC said there's a plan in place for transition when talking about his representation of Dan Quinn.

The story keeps going back and forth. My feeling, based solely on inference from the multiple stories I have seen, is that the head of the agency wants Tannenbaum to see this process through. Whether that's because he wants to show stability for his organization while shopping one of the hottest candidates in the market, or anger that Tannenbaum basically shadowed his way into a new job, I don't know.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2015, 10:48:00 AM
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2015/01/the-dolphins-could-keep-hartline-at-his-current-scheduled-73-million-cap-number-or-negotiate-a-pay-cut-for-cap-relief-or.html

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The issue gets tricky with Wallace because making a decision on him is not soley a cap issue. As I and the NFL Network reported weeks ago, Wallace told his position coach and later repeated to his head coach that if he wasn't getting the football thrown to him, there was no need for him to play just prior to halftime of the season-finale against the New York Jets. This according to multiple team sources. Wallace has denied this.

But not only did he do it, I am told he did it previously, including in the 41-13 loss to the New England Patriots. Indeed, Wallace voiced this complaint to position coach Phil McGeoghan previously but the season-finale was the first time I know quarterback Ryan Tannehill was upset with Wallace about this matter (forcing him to complain to McGeoghan as pictured) and the first time the issue went all the way up to head coach Joe Philbin (as pictured below).

So the issue now is whether Philbin can keep Wallace on the team and keep the respect of the locker room at the same time -- knowing that dozens of players in the locker room, including the starting quarterback, are aware of what happened and are now looking to see whether Wallace gets away with it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 14, 2015, 09:42:29 AM
Re: Quinn

Jason La CanforaVerified account
‏@JasonLaCanfora
Could end up replacing Joe Philbin next month, regardless of what the Dolphins are saying. Jets had that concern, at least to some degree
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2015, 09:49:18 AM
So that idiot Ross is going to interview Quinn while still having Philbin installed as head coach. If I was Quinn I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot poll and I would be upfront about it too.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2015, 10:08:46 AM
So that idiot Ross is going to interview Quinn while still having Philbin installed as head coach. If I was Quinn I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot poll and I would be upfront about it too.

Jesus. These guys never learn.

They're not going to land Quinn, Philbin is gonna be pissed and they're probably gonna end up firing him this year.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2015, 05:40:12 PM
So that idiot Ross is going to interview Quinn while still having Philbin installed as head coach. If I was Quinn I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot poll and I would be upfront about it too.

I think it's hilarious.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 30, 2015, 01:47:49 PM
Rotoworld:

The Dolphins were reportedly high on Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema before hiring Joe Philbin in 2012, but the sides disagreed on whether Russell Wilson could be an NFL starter.
Per ace beat writer Armando Salguero, Ross was high on Bielema for the head-coaching job, but Bielema and the personnel department led by ex-GM Jeff Ireland hit a wall when Bielema suggested the Dolphins draft Wilson in the second round. Bielema allegedly even promised the Dolphins a Super Bowl within five years if they took Wilson, who was Bielema's quarterback at Wisconsin. "They all looked at me like, 'You can't say that.," Bielema said. "That's the difference between college and pro. He's undersized. He can't throw.' I was like, 'OK, all right,' and I honestly, that day, kind of pulled myself out of it." Ross ultimately convinced Ireland to draft Ryan Tannehill with the No. 8 overall pick. Wilson went to Seattle in the third round.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 01:50:36 PM
The manor by which the Dolphins run their team is nothing short of hysterical.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 30, 2015, 02:16:46 PM
Let's just remember a certain now-defunct high-ranking member of our scouting department was jokingly referred to as Russell Bradway and ignored regarding his thoughts on Wilson before we start throwing stones.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on January 30, 2015, 02:17:20 PM
The manor by which the Dolphins run their team is nothing short of hysterical.

Does it have an ugly coat of paint and an unfinished garage ?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 02:23:13 PM
Does it have an ugly coat of paint and an unfinished carport?

FTFY
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on January 30, 2015, 04:26:43 PM
Let's just remember a certain now-defunct high-ranking member of our scouting department was jokingly referred to as Russell Bradway and ignored regarding his thoughts on Wilson before we start throwing stones.

Honestly can anyone blame the team for ignoring Bradway on this one?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 30, 2015, 07:26:23 PM
Rotoworld:

The Dolphins were reportedly high on Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema before hiring Joe Philbin in 2012, but the sides disagreed on whether Russell Wilson could be an NFL starter.
Per ace beat writer Armando Salguero, Ross was high on Bielema for the head-coaching job, but Bielema and the personnel department led by ex-GM Jeff Ireland hit a wall when Bielema suggested the Dolphins draft Wilson in the second round. Bielema allegedly even promised the Dolphins a Super Bowl within five years if they took Wilson, who was Bielema's quarterback at Wisconsin. "They all looked at me like, 'You can't say that.," Bielema said. "That's the difference between college and pro. He's undersized. He can't throw.' I was like, 'OK, all right,' and I honestly, that day, kind of pulled myself out of it." Ross ultimately convinced Ireland to draft Ryan Tannehill with the No. 8 overall pick. Wilson went to Seattle in the third round.
Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on January 30, 2015, 07:29:09 PM
Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?

yes
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2015, 07:29:27 PM
Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?

Are you drunk?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 30, 2015, 07:32:48 PM
Wilson's all about efficiency, having the best defense and running game in the league

Tannenhill can at least hold his own

One things that for certain is that QB's who run alot (Wilson) seems to catch up with you eventually
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on January 30, 2015, 08:20:16 PM
Wilson's all about efficiency, having the best defense and running game in the league

Tannenhill can at least hold his own

One things that for certain is that QB's who run alot (Wilson) seems to catch up with you eventually

Was this supposed to be a pun of some sort?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 30, 2015, 10:10:38 PM
Am I the only person who would rather have Tannenhill over Wilson?

kill yourself
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 10:49:00 PM
The lolphins made the cover of one of London's daily newspapers. They called them an "elite" team.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: hawk on March 08, 2015, 07:28:10 PM
Ndamukong Suh ‏@DirtySuh  13m13 minutes ago
I can get fined a lot when I got $60 million in my pocket


nvm, not his.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 08, 2015, 10:37:09 PM
Ndamukong Suh ‏@DirtySuh  13m13 minutes ago
I can get fined a lot when I got $60 million in my pocket


nvm, not his.

Still hilarious though
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 11, 2015, 06:16:50 PM
Miami will be paying Suh almost $30M in 2016.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 11, 2015, 09:20:09 PM
Miami will be paying Suh almost $30M in 2016.

That is a fuckton of money

Too put that in perspective, assuming averages, we will pay everyone we signed yesterday less than that next season at $27 million.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 12, 2015, 08:45:01 AM
Miami will be paying Suh almost $30M in 2016.

But how much of that will be sent directly to the league office in fines? Preferably after both New England games.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 23, 2015, 03:00:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAzci_9UkAIo-b8.jpg:large)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2015, 01:53:19 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 1m1 minute ago

Interested to learn the #Dolphins finished 2nd to the #Seahawks in the Jimmy Graham trade. MIA was aggressive in trying to upgrade at TE.



eat excrement
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 24, 2015, 01:54:24 PM
That worked out really well for us. If the Phins got Graham he would be a big upgrade, and they would have let Clay walk for less money than what the Bills ended up giving him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2015, 01:56:08 PM
That worked out really well for us. If the Phins got Graham he would be a big upgrade, and they would have let Clay walk for less money than what the Bills ended up giving him.

having to play both Graham and Gronk twice a year would've been dildos.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 24, 2015, 01:59:54 PM
having to play both Graham and Gronk twice a year would've been dildos.

I guess we'll see how Cameron works out for them.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2015, 02:05:13 PM
I guess we'll see how Cameron works out for them.

his brains are more scrambled than Welker's.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 24, 2015, 04:31:07 PM
having to play both Graham and Gronk twice a year would've been dildos.
I could see the phins offense being competitive with the Patriots had they had Graham
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 24, 2015, 04:36:27 PM
I could see the phins offense being competitive with the Patriots had they had Graham
dcm mode engaged

The phins would've won the super bowl if they drafted Graham
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 24, 2015, 04:38:16 PM
dcm mode engaged

The phins would've won the super bowl if they drafted Graham
They would certainly be one of the better teams in the afc.

Who else is there? Brady and Manning are getting up there in years, and the rest of the AFC sucks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on March 24, 2015, 11:18:47 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAzci_9UkAIo-b8.jpg:large)

lol. I was supposed to have beers with Bease last week. heard about this today on the radio
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2015, 12:04:43 AM
and the rest of the AFC sucks.

You're right.  The Colts are complete excrement.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2015, 12:08:18 AM
You're right.  The Colts are complete excrement.

And Roethlisberger clearly demonstrated last season that he and that piece of excrement offense are in decline.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 25, 2015, 04:42:51 AM
You're right.  The Colts are complete excrement.
Well they were extremely competitive against the Patriots in the playoffs.

So you are right
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2015, 02:06:32 PM
Well they were extremely competitive against the Patriots in the playoffs.

So you are right

hang yourself
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on March 25, 2015, 02:54:23 PM
Lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2015, 12:47:48 PM
There's someone protesting Ross in Columbus Circle. Anyone know what this is about?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 26, 2015, 12:50:36 PM
There's someone protesting Ross in Columbus Circle. Anyone know what this is about?


No, but now I know that Stephen Ross lives at the Time Warner Centre.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 26, 2015, 12:56:56 PM
No, but now I know that Stephen Ross lives at the Time Warner Centre.

Funny thing is he owns the Miami Dolphins but lives in New York and Tampa ( I know a friend of his caddie). I think that's just hilarious.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2015, 01:29:34 PM
Here's the picture, couldn't get it to upload on Tapatalk before.

(http://i.imgur.com/gKTjOIm.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on March 26, 2015, 01:30:48 PM
I think it has more to do with The Related Companies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_M._Ross#The_Related_Companies
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2015, 01:32:09 PM
I think it has more to do with The Related Companies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_M._Ross#The_Related_Companies

Well I figured it had nothing to do with the Phags, I was just eager to see what dirt could be dug up on Ross.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 26, 2015, 01:45:40 PM
This probably won't help but I know a few people that have dealt with Ross personally and they had nothing but good things to say.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2015, 05:42:09 PM
The Palm Beach Post reports the Dolphins are "close" to signing free agent Josh Freeman.

Not a bad option for a 3rd QB, but still lololol.

EDIT: They signed him. Lololol.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on April 02, 2015, 05:53:11 PM
The Palm Beach Post reports the Dolphins are "close" to signing free agent Josh Freeman.

Not a bad option for a 3rd QB, but still lololol.

EDIT: They signed him. Lololol.

No, that's a bad option. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on April 10, 2015, 09:29:25 PM
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/586693530527010816
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on April 10, 2015, 09:48:05 PM
Wow. Even I know that's way too much.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on April 11, 2015, 12:28:19 AM
One of the best centers in the game gets paid as the best center in the game? Doesn't seem massively unreasonable.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on April 11, 2015, 12:35:04 AM

One of the best centers in the game gets paid as the best center in the game? Doesn't seem massively unreasonable.

Stop defending the filthy fish.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on April 11, 2015, 07:10:35 AM
One of the best centers in the game gets paid as the best center in the game? Doesn't seem massively unreasonable.
Well he was involved in the bullying scandal, and his best friend is a psychopathic murderer for the Patriots

So I would say at the least it's a somewhat questionable move

Not to mention of all the positions on the OL I think I'd rather pay an elite tackle that kind of money than a center. We did it with Mangold and the only reason he was kind of worth it is because he's one of the best leaders on the team. Pouncey not so much
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on April 11, 2015, 06:17:08 PM
Well he was involved in the bullying scandal, and his best friend is a psychopathic murderer for the Patriots

So I would say at the least it's a somewhat questionable move

Not to mention of all the positions on the OL I think I'd rather pay an elite tackle that kind of money than a center. We did it with Mangold and the only reason he was kind of worth it is because he's one of the best leaders on the team. Pouncey not so much

Their depth at interior OL is garbage , they need to keep him if they plan on building around Tannehill, or his successor if he's not extended
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2015, 12:03:58 PM
Schefter: Dion Jordan, 3rd pick in 2013, is being suspended for 2015 season for another substance abuse policy violation, league sources told ESPN.

Bahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2015, 12:06:10 PM
Also:

Schefter:

Interesting part is that Eagles and Dolphins were nearing a trade for Dion Jordan. Then came the diluted sample and suspension. So no deal.

I can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: steves850 on April 28, 2015, 02:42:20 PM
Here's some more details on Jordan:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000488501/article/dolphins-defender-dion-jordan-will-be-suspended-for-1-year
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Dion Jordan's NFL career has taken another turn for the worse.

NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Tuesday that the Miami Dolphins pass rusher will be suspended for the 2015 season following another violation of the league's substance-abuse policy, according to two sources informed of his situation.

After Jordan's latest suspension was triggered by a diluted sample, Rapoport was told that the third-year defender will not appeal his suspension.

Jordan has racked up league-imposed punishments since Miami made the former Oregon star the No. 3 overall pick in 2013. He was suspended without pay for the first four games of last season for violating the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing substances. Jordan was subsequently suspended an additional four games for violating the league's substance-abuse policy.

We now know why Dolphins brass refused to acknowledge Jordan's status with the club during last week's pre-draft news conference. The pass rusher has been a no show at Miami's voluntary workout program.

Dion Jordan was often compared to Jason Taylor after joining Dolphins, which undersold one of JT's greatest assets: Dedication to the game.

Jordan has spent the majority of the past two seasons as a situational pass rusher and linebacker in speed packages. Despite just 46 tackles and three sacks over 26 games, he's earned more than $14 million in guaranteed money since the Dolphins swapped the 12th and 42nd overall picks to the Raiders in 2013 in exchange for Oakland's No. 3 selection.

ESPN reported that Miami and Philadelphia were nearing a trade for Jordan. That deal is obviously off the table now and we don't expect another team -- even Chip Kelly's Eagles -- to come calling after a player facing so many pressing questions.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on April 28, 2015, 05:01:38 PM
If he ain't appealing he done did it.

Dumb mother fucker.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on April 28, 2015, 06:14:19 PM
Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a  coke addiction.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on April 28, 2015, 06:26:26 PM
Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a  coke addiction.

Him and Colt Lyerla probably get along then
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2015, 06:38:53 PM
Apparently he has a coke problem, I assumed PEDs. Miami is a great place to rehab a  coke addiction.
Where did you hear that?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on April 28, 2015, 06:39:37 PM
Where did you hear that?
Dolphins fans on a website called reddit.com
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2015, 06:43:15 PM
I know where he lives, I just mailed him an 8-ball.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on April 28, 2015, 06:46:23 PM
I know where he lives, I just mailed him an 8-ball.

Play poop dollar in front of his house
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 28, 2015, 08:33:36 PM
Bust.  We all thought Miami raped Oakland in that trade.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on April 28, 2015, 08:49:20 PM

Bust.  We all thought Miami raped Oakland in that trade.

Would have been trade rape if they got a decent player.

Good thing they didn't take Richardson or Ansah.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on April 28, 2015, 08:56:02 PM
Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2015, 08:57:06 PM
Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.

Yeah, I think we all would have sported wood if we got him at the time.  Bullet...dodged.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on April 28, 2015, 09:17:11 PM

Yeah, I think we all would have sported wood if we got him at the time.  Bullet...dodged.

I want to say Rex would have got something out of him, but, you know, Coples.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on April 28, 2015, 09:43:47 PM
I want to say Rex would have got something out of him, but, you know, Coples.

Why do you hate Rex so much?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on April 29, 2015, 04:23:46 AM
Dion Jordan is probably the worst bust of any hype train I've been on.

Dion Jordan is the quintessential "never going to make it" player because of his coke (apparently) problem. Didn't matter who took him, or where he went, his habit was always going to take control of his life. Unless of course he was introduced to it by a guy in miamis lockerroom...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on April 29, 2015, 07:24:02 AM
Dion Jordan is the quintessential "never going to make it" player because of his coke (apparently) problem. Didn't matter who took him, or where he went, his habit was always going to take control of his life. Unless of course he was introduced to it by a guy in miamis lockerroom...

He sucks Tannehill off for some crack rock.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on June 05, 2015, 07:30:44 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495742/article/report-dolphins-caleb-sturgis-injured-playing-kickball
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on June 05, 2015, 07:39:24 AM

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495742/article/report-dolphins-caleb-sturgis-injured-playing-kickball

Can't get more "lol" than that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on June 05, 2015, 10:09:13 AM
DeVante Parker just had surgery on his foot.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on June 05, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
Can't get more "lol" than that.
It would be a lot funnier if it was a player that mattered
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on June 05, 2015, 02:32:54 PM
Can't get more "lol" than that.

It happened to me
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 29, 2015, 09:58:03 PM
http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/07/miami-dolphins-jerseys-instagram/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Cane on July 30, 2015, 01:35:03 AM
The crotch thing is funny, but the throwbacks are sweet.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 14, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-miami-dolphins-1723928510
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 22, 2015, 08:55:20 PM
http://deadspin.com/here-watch-joe-philbin-get-down-in-a-white-tuxedo-1725882143
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 01, 2015, 04:04:37 PM
If we had a NotTheOnion thread this would also fit nicely there.

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-lamichael-james-wants-to-go-by-lamike-090115
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 13, 2015, 02:42:42 PM
http://dailysnark.com/ndamukong-suh-deliberately-kick-alfred-morris-head/

Suh kicks Morris in the head after a play knocking off his helmet/face mask
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Laxin on September 13, 2015, 04:13:55 PM
http://dailysnark.com/ndamukong-suh-deliberately-kick-alfred-morris-head/

Suh kicks Morris in the head after a play knocking off his helmet/face mask

He's a scumbag.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on September 13, 2015, 04:15:00 PM
That looked pretty deliberate, not to hurt, just to annoy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 13, 2015, 04:41:01 PM
It would cripple the Fins pretty significantly if the Suh signing ends up blowing up in their faces

And if this was deliberate (and something comes of it) it could be the beginning of that
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2015, 07:49:29 PM
I saw the replay of the Suh kick.  He probably did it on purpose, but it wasn't a big enough deal to worry about.  To me, it was equivalent to holding a guy down after you tackle him.  But maybe I didn't see the right angle of it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on September 13, 2015, 09:06:57 PM
That isn't a big deal at all.  That kind of stuff happens all the time.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2015, 10:09:22 PM
It wasn't anything like as egregious as the Buffalo player punching the guy in the grill.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on September 13, 2015, 10:11:13 PM
It wasn't anything like as egregious as the Buffalo player punching the guy in the grill.

Or this:

(https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/6o-YK-HObRw25YWX2eAJmbAuqkg=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4055588/byuballs.0.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 21, 2015, 07:42:07 AM
Report: Ndamukong Suh ignored coach’s play calls in loss to Jaguars http://t.co/opFMTx5bdd http://t.co/OWftt50X5S
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 21, 2015, 09:06:34 AM
Fire up the controversy!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 21, 2015, 03:47:03 PM
Dolphins trade CB Will Davis to Ravens
http://t.co/Bz8qxTDU7Z
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on September 21, 2015, 05:27:24 PM
Dolphins got Haynesworthed
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 27, 2015, 09:25:24 PM
Not sure how this didnt make this thread but

http://dailysnark.com/miami-dolphins-cb-brent-grimes-wife-miko-arrested-dolphins-bills-game/

its pretty lolworthy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on September 28, 2015, 07:33:33 AM
Not sure how this didnt make this thread but

http://dailysnark.com/miami-dolphins-cb-brent-grimes-wife-miko-arrested-dolphins-bills-game/

its pretty lolworthy

this isn't unexpected, that lady is legitimately crazy.


I enjoy watching Ryan Tannehill play, it's funny how phin fans think he is a franchise QB b/c he dumps off a ton of passes and has a high comp %.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on September 28, 2015, 07:48:00 AM
Tannenhill was awful but then again that entire team stunk up the joint, wow they were brutal. I only watched the 1st half because that game was hot garbage.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on September 28, 2015, 09:06:31 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CP8lwuPWcAAo5mD.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 28, 2015, 09:07:12 AM
^ I saw that last night and laughed
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: sg3 on October 05, 2015, 01:15:01 AM
Will Regis Philbin survive the bye week?

There was talk of him being fired at the end of last season and more talk in the Miami and national media last week about the possibility of impulsive Ross-o the Clown excrement canning Philbin if the team got whupped by the Jets in London

Will he survive the bye week?

Discuss

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Nope. on October 05, 2015, 01:20:36 AM
I think he gets canned by noon, otherwise he'll make it through the season.

Sidebar: Todd Bowles has the best winning percentage out of any Miami head coach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 05, 2015, 05:59:54 AM
I think he gets canned by noon, otherwise he'll make it through the season.

Sidebar: Todd Bowles has the best winning percentage out of any Miami head coach.

If he isn't canned coming off the flight today, it won't happen.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 05, 2015, 06:00:44 AM
I think its too early in the season to fire him

They're 1-3, the season is still salvageable
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 05, 2015, 06:44:45 AM
I think its too early in the season to fire him

They're 1-3, the season is still salvageable

The season might be salvageable for them if they.fire Philbin. A random group of us could probably get more production from suh and wake.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 07:49:04 AM
The season might be salvageable for them if they.fire Philbin. A random group of us could probably get more production from suh and wake.

I have a buddy that knows a player or 2 and there's not an outright mutiny but they have mostly tuned him out. He really is a human Quaalude (taken from a magnificent tag in a different thread).
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 07:52:03 AM
I think its too early in the season to fire him

They're 1-3, the season is still salvageable
It's not that they are losing it's that they are showing no life as well.  The only reason he may not get fired is that there isn't a suitable replacement.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 07:56:12 AM
It's not that they are losing it's that they are showing no life as well.  The only reason he may not get fired is that there isn't a suitable replacement.

They match the coach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 05, 2015, 09:45:42 AM
I have a buddy that knows a player or 2 and there's not an outright mutiny but they have mostly tuned him out. He really is a human Quaalude (taken from a magnificent tag in a different thread).

Is it junc?

Wait, nevermind.  You said knows a player or two, not plays basketball and pickup football with a player or two.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 09:53:20 AM
Is it junc?

Wait, nevermind.  You said knows a player or two, not plays basketball and pickup football with a player or two.

I don't play pickup football, I meet many football players/coaches, etc... through work.  I play pickup basketball w/ many current/former NBA/college players and have also played w/ some NFL players.  Please file that away in your notes.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 10:23:09 AM
Julius Peppers went to my high school.  Yeah.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 10:30:38 AM
Julius Peppers went to my high school.  Yeah.

it's not something I brought up, I don't really like to talk about it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 10:44:49 AM
Quote
Adam Schefter:
As of last night, the Dolphins were preparing to fire head coach Joe Philbin, per league sources. Dolphins owner Stephen Ross always could change his mind, but the organization was preparing to make a move as soon as today, per sources. Should Ross follow through with his plan, Dolphins tight ends coach Dan Campbell would be the leading candidate to become the interim head coach and replace Philbin.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 10:48:15 AM
firing a coach week 4, oh man. 

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421253/rexlol_medium.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 10:51:13 AM
I prefer Philbin, he sucks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 10:51:40 AM
Philbin just got fired officially per everyone.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 10:55:14 AM
firing a coach week 4, oh man. 

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421253/rexlol_medium.gif)

There must be more behind the scenes than just a few loses. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 05, 2015, 10:55:24 AM

it's not something I brought up, I don't really like to talk about it.

What...you brought it up in the other thread.  No one forced you to make up some vague lie.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 10:56:45 AM
Peppers actually did go to my high school though.  I wasn't lying.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 10:57:45 AM
Quote
Rand Getlin ‏@Rand_Getlin 
Multiple sources tell me #Dolphins' players have a strong affinity for Campbell. One player: "everybody loves him". They welcome the change.

Rand is a pretentious name.  Kind of like Chaz.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 05, 2015, 10:58:07 AM
I prefer Philbin, he sucks.

this


I don't want anyone to put out the tire fire.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 05, 2015, 11:00:04 AM
this


I don't want anyone to put out the tire fire.

Rex will hire Philbin and send him out as a team captain against the Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 05, 2015, 11:01:29 AM
this


I don't want anyone to put out the tire fire.

As long as Kevin Coyle continues to be their DC they will continue to be a walkover for any halfway competent offense.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 11:03:13 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQkLPYmWsAI1VHD.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 05, 2015, 11:05:50 AM
Ah Wannstedt.  The good old days when Dolphins management just forced coaches to quit instead of actually firing them midseason.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 11:11:14 AM
What...you brought it up in the other thread.  No one forced you to make up some vague lie.

I was told something about hockey players being better athletes b/c one of the posters played pickup games w/ them and they told me I don't play w/ NBA caliber players.  I was simply setting the record straight.  You can choose to believe me or not, doesn't matter to me.  I don't make anything up. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 11:12:12 AM
Ah Wannstedt.  The good old days when Dolphins management just forced coaches to quit instead of actually firing them midseason.

dolphin fans hated Wannstedt but they'd kill for a coach w/ as much "success" as he had w/ them.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 11:19:53 AM
I was told something about hockey players being better athletes b/c one of the posters played pickup games w/ them and they told me I don't play w/ NBA caliber players.  I was simply setting the record straight.  You can choose to believe me or not, doesn't matter to me.  I don't make anything up. 

Well because no one really believes you. They know my stories are real.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on October 05, 2015, 11:19:59 AM
It's official,  Philbin gone
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 11:21:55 AM
Well because no one really believes you. They know my stories are real.

I don't care if you believe me, any time you want to come up and play let me know.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 11:24:42 AM
I don't care if you believe me, any time you want to come up and play let me know.

I haven't played basketball since I was 12, I think the sport sucks, so I don't give a excrement enough to waste my time.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 05, 2015, 11:25:04 AM
Ooooooooooooh
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 05, 2015, 11:28:44 AM
I suck and not a big fan of
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 05, 2015, 11:29:02 AM
But it's still pretty fun to play
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 12:02:39 PM
I haven't played basketball since I was 12, I think the sport sucks, so I don't give a excrement enough to waste my time.

all you had to say was you aren't athletic enough to play it rather than insult the sport.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 12:05:00 PM
all you had to say was you aren't athletic enough to play it rather than insult the sport.

Great if you say that your lie about playing with NBA players was your attempt to win an argument.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 12:05:57 PM
I am sad he is gone, truly:

Quote
It was an extremely tense week in London surrounding the Miami Dolphins prior to them being embarrassed by the New York Jets and subsequently firing coach Joe Philbin upon their return to the United States.

Frustrations have been mounting for weeks, and escalated Saturday during practice prior to the game. Philbin has also been struggling on how to handle his franchise quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, who had been rattled even in practice sessions.

On Saturday during practice, Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: “Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy.”

Sources say this has been going on for the past few weeks as the practice squad players have been intercepting Tannehill and frustrating the former Texas A&M wide receiver turned quarterback.

Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback’s confidence.

However, that didn’t prove to be an effective strategy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 05, 2015, 12:06:00 PM
I suck and not a big fan of

No argument here.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 12:07:59 PM
Great if you say that your lie about playing with NBA players was your attempt to win an argument.
I don't lie and if I was going to I certainly wouldn't lie to prove something as simple as basketball players being more athletic than hockey players.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 12:09:10 PM
I don't lie and if I was going to I certainly wouldn't lie to prove something as simple as basketball players being more athletic than hockey players.

This is like one person saying to another, " I bet you 50 bucks I can stop gambling". Of course you don't.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 05, 2015, 12:11:45 PM
My favorite quote.

"Philbin met with Ross on Sunday in London after the Dolphins' 27-14 loss to the New York Jets, and said afterward that he was confident in his job security. Ross, however, had other thoughts once the team returned to the United States."

Sums up that ownership in one paragraph
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 12:13:04 PM
This is like one person saying to another, " I bet you 50 bucks I can stop gambling". Of course you don't.

you got me, I am lying to try to impress people I don't know on an anonymous message board. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 12:15:19 PM
you got me, I am lying to try to impress people I don't know on an anonymous message board. 

Cool, I stopped playing basketball at 12 because the neighborhood kids were way too athletic, all 10 of us that stopped playing the sport......................... because we liked Hockey way more.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 05, 2015, 12:20:06 PM
I am sad he is gone, truly:


What article ? That's hilarious.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 12:21:14 PM
What article ? That's hilarious.

Sorry
 http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/sources-say-tension-with-dolphins-had-been-mounting-for-weeks-in-practice/ (http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/sources-say-tension-with-dolphins-had-been-mounting-for-weeks-in-practice/)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 12:21:48 PM
Cool, I stopped playing basketball at 12 because the neighborhood kids were way too athletic, all 10 of them that stopped playing the sport......................... because we liked Hockey way more.

I don't blame you for playing a sport most kids don't play in this Country.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 05, 2015, 12:22:47 PM
I don't blame you for playing a sport most kids don't play in this Country.

Your tacit approval made my day, thanks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 12:23:03 PM
ryan tannehill getting picked by practice squad players.   ;D

it's clearly all about coaching.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 12:23:20 PM
Your tacit approval made my day, thanks.

anything for you
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on October 05, 2015, 01:05:20 PM
Quote
Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback’s confidence.

That's fantastic
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2015, 01:40:32 PM
Rex will hire Philbin and send him out as a team captain against the Dolphins.

Underrated post
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 01:51:11 PM
Underrated post

then dump Gatorade on him when they beat Miami? ;D
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on October 05, 2015, 02:43:08 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/5/9454861/these-ryan-tannehill-quotes-from-dolphins-practice-are-just

Quote
Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback's confidence.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 05, 2015, 02:49:44 PM
I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him.  I think we are at 21.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 05, 2015, 02:54:08 PM
I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him.  I think we are at 21.

Wait, what happened? Link?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on October 05, 2015, 02:54:28 PM
I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him.  I think we are at 21.

(http://phinsordie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ryan_tannehill_nose_picking.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 03:15:15 PM
I just want to know how many people can break the news on here that Tannehill called out PS players and they were told to go easy on him.  I think we are at 21.

I don't think that can be posted enough ;D

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQfQh_UVAAA8yV_.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQe-RUyUAAAUeYW.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 05, 2015, 04:40:13 PM
As long as Kevin Coyle continues to be their DC they will continue to be a walkover for any halfway competent offense.

God damn it.

http://phinphanatic.com/2015/10/05/breaking-miami-dolphins-to-fire-kevin-coyle-too/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 05, 2015, 04:42:10 PM
Coyle was their DC 2 years ago though, right? they had a very good D in 2013.  they missed the playoffs b/c their "franchise" QB led them to 7 pts total in the last 2 games against 2 non playoff bound teams needing 1 win to make the playoffs.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2015, 09:52:36 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/05/fe6a95c74f575abd6ccb4fd0f2796896.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 05, 2015, 10:32:19 PM
Dennis Hickey is the last person in America to figure out that Suh was gonna get paid and retire. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2015, 12:00:07 AM
Dennis Hickey is the last person in America to figure out that Suh was gonna get paid and retire. 

Something something, Warren Buffet.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 06, 2015, 12:20:59 AM
finheaven has crashed. I wanted to dance in the flames

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on October 06, 2015, 12:39:33 AM
The did lose Kacy Rodgers after we stole him off their coaching staff. I'd imagine he's a big reason why their d-line was so good last season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2015, 08:43:11 AM
The did lose Kacy Rodgers after we stole him off their coaching staff. I'd imagine he's a big reason why their d-line was so good last season.

Todd Bowles knows how to hire assistant coaches.


#FireRex
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2015, 08:48:28 AM
Todd Bowles knows how to hire assistant coaches.


#FireRex

Jeff Weeks

#KeepRex
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2015, 08:53:26 AM
Todd Bowles knows how to hire assistant coaches.


#FireRex

I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2015, 09:09:58 AM
I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.

agreed, the sample size is still miniscule.


However...being 3-1 doesn't hurt.  Considering the dumpster fire that was last season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 06, 2015, 09:14:09 AM
I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.

Gotta be the longest stretch we have gone without a disastrous trick play in the middle of a decent drive in a few years. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 06, 2015, 09:14:59 AM
I've some way to go before I'm convinced by Gailey.

I love Gailey so far, he's done an outstanding job. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 06, 2015, 09:17:33 AM
The juries out on Gailey? He's been a successful OC for several teams. It's as an HC that he's been meh.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2015, 09:19:21 AM
Gotta be the longest stretch we have gone without a disastrous trick play in the middle of a decent drive in a few years. 

If we're judging the success of an OC by whether he's better than Schottenheimer and Sparano, then I'd agree that Gailey is doing fine. I think we can probably use a slightly more exacting yardstick than that though, and going five wide on 2nd and 3 when we've been absolutely destroying the opposition in the run game doesn't strike me as smart. I understand that it makes the short pass over the middle easier but I'm not convinced that we're doing a great job of consistently finding the favoured match up in the five wide sets - it's invariably a force to Marshall regardless of coverage.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2015, 09:21:27 AM
I've been happy with Gailey thus far.  Sure, he's made some bonehead calls, but that's expected with any OC.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 09:33:00 AM

If we're judging the success of an OC by whether he's better than Schottenheimer and Sparano, then I'd agree that Gailey is doing fine. I think we can probably use a slightly more exacting yardstick than that though, and going five wide on 2nd and 3 when we've been absolutely destroying the opposition in the run game doesn't strike me as smart. I understand that it makes the short pass over the middle easier but I'm not convinced that we're doing a great job of consistently finding the favoured match up in the five wide sets - it's invariably a force to Marshall regardless of coverage.

Have we seen any play action passes?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 06, 2015, 09:36:38 AM
So apparently that whole Tannehill practice squad stuff may not be true.  I'm going to assume it's true anyway.

Quote
Jeff Darlington:  Good luck finding a Dolphins player to corroborate that Tannehill said anything about a paycheck during practice. You won't. Just an agent.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2015, 09:48:12 AM
Have we seen any play action passes?

Not to my recollection. I'm also a little confused by the refusal to use tight ends as anything other than auxiliary linemen, I know our tight ends suck but if the defense knows there's zero chance of them being a receiver in the playbook then you might as well put a sixth lineman out there and have him report eligible.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 09:52:44 AM

Not to my recollection. I'm also a little confused by the refusal to use tight ends as anything other than auxiliary linemen, I know our tight ends suck but if the defense knows there's zero chance of them being a receiver in the playbook then you might as well put a sixth lineman out there and have him report eligible.

Protection has been solid, so far that's been working I guess. Less options for Fitz but also less chance of sack or IT caused by pressure.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 06, 2015, 09:54:51 AM
Fitz needs to develop that chemistry with Devin Smith before the Play Action will bear fruit.  Those 2 clearly aren't on the same page yet.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2015, 09:58:49 AM
Protection has been solid, so far that's been working I guess. Less options for Fitz but also less chance of sack or IT caused by pressure.

Protection has been excellent, and even when it has broken down Fitz has shown really good awareness. No complaints there. I'm just a little concerned that Gailey's scheme is a bit predictable.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 06, 2015, 11:22:13 AM
So apparently that whole Tannehill practice squad stuff may not be true.  I'm going to assume it's true anyway.

Why would some agent make it up? Who benefits?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 11:22:41 AM

Why would some agent make it up? Who benefits?

Philbin's agent maybe?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 06, 2015, 11:24:53 AM
So apparently that whole Tannehill practice squad stuff may not be true.  I'm going to assume it's true anyway.


That immediately set off my bullshit alarm when I saw it. I don't know dick about tannehill as a person but that just seemed over the top douchey.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 06, 2015, 11:31:33 AM
one of their beat writers backed the story.  I am sure, as w/ most stories, that there are elements of truth and parts that stretched the truth.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on October 06, 2015, 12:28:12 PM
Philbin's agent maybe?
How does that help Philbin?

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 12:29:05 PM
I imagine the practice squad guys may have been overly celebrating the picks or talking a bit of trash. Not that would excuse what he said, but I imagine it went down in that vein.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 12:30:02 PM

How does that help Philbin?

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Trying to stir excrement up to deflect blame? I dunno.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on October 06, 2015, 12:31:20 PM
I dunno, makes him look even worst in my opinion.

He asked PS guys to not be so tough on his starting QB? I'd fire him for that alone.

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 06, 2015, 12:46:38 PM
FWIW, the tweet basically said no one would corroborate the story, not that it wasn't true. Why would anyone admit to that? That's a good way to be on the early outs with your new coach who appears to value discipline a lot more than his predecessor.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 08, 2015, 01:46:07 AM
Lebatard show talking about Dan Campbell is hilarious.  I suggest listening to today's podcast


Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2015, 07:59:13 AM
Lebatard show talking about Dan Campbell is hilarious.  I suggest listening to today's podcast




Thanks, I'll pass.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 08, 2015, 07:59:34 PM
Thanks, I'll pass.

Thanks for volunteering that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 29, 2015, 11:04:26 PM
DaVante Parker re-injured his foot in a game where he only played four snaps. 

Cameron Wake also tore his Achilles

RIP
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on October 30, 2015, 08:44:34 AM
That was so sad to watch.  At least we put up a fight.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 30, 2015, 11:09:59 AM
So Adam schefter is talking about the Dolphins likely  cutting Wake after this season since it will save them almost  9 million in cap space

Between Bowles and Kacy Rogers is it safe to say the Jets should be the favorite to sign him?

I mean he will be turning 34 and coming off an achilles injury...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Hemi on October 30, 2015, 11:30:14 AM
You answered your own question, 34 coming of Achilles injury.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 30, 2015, 12:14:32 PM
So Adam schefter is talking about the Dolphins likely  cutting Wake after this season since it will save them almost  9 million in cap space

Between Bowles and Kacy Rogers is it safe to say the Jets should be the favorite to sign him?

I mean he will be turning 34 and coming off an achilles injury...


No.  Stop.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: insanity on October 30, 2015, 12:50:54 PM
No.  Stop.

What about Jason Taylor?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on October 30, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
(https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/_pGRAT61gYLrEwsapa21dyniC5M=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4212839/lolphinz.0.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 30, 2015, 01:24:46 PM
I assume Wake would come cheap because he's 34 and coming off an Achilles. I think he would absolutely be worth looking into, and we could treat him as a better version of Babin. That said, I wouldn't give him much guaranteed, if anything. He was only being used on passing downs this season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 30, 2015, 03:20:39 PM
No.  Stop.
This isn't me playing madden here.

The guy was an elite talent, who played for both our HC and DC.

It's by no means a stretch to assume we might show interest in him.

Give him elite money no freaking way, but use him to replace Pace at slightly more money? That's an interesting prospect

Hell even like a 2 year 7 or 8 million dollar contract and stash him on the PUP next year has potential
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 15, 2015, 12:46:13 PM
https://vine.co/v/iBIWnYhLdhK/embed/simple
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 29, 2015, 03:27:33 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25394175/report-suh-told-teammates-theyre-not-good-enough-to-play-with-him
Quote
According to NFL.com's Ian Rapoport, Suh called out his defensive teammates this week and basically blamed them for the team's defensive struggles. Suh even went as far to say that some of his teammates aren't good enough to play with him.

"I'm told [Suh] told them: 'I run this defense, I'm going to be here for the next five years, there is no guarantee any of you will be as well. Only a handful of guys are good enough to play with me right now,'" Rapoport said, via NFL.com.

Not only did Suh call out his teammates, but apparently he also called out the team's defensive coaching staff.

"He also said the schemes were not good enough, the techniques were not enough and everyone needed to be better," Rapoport said. "He said 'follow me.'"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 29, 2015, 03:32:11 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25394175/report-suh-told-teammates-theyre-not-good-enough-to-play-with-him

After their stellar defensive performance today, I hope they all turn on him
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 29, 2015, 04:23:05 PM
After their stellar defensive performance today, I hope they all turn on him
I hope they continue to "follow him"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 29, 2015, 07:11:38 PM
I hope they continue to "follow him"

This
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 29, 2015, 07:12:22 PM
Giacomini tossing his whiny derriere to the ground on Ivory's long TD run was great.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on November 30, 2015, 08:56:17 AM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 9m9 minutes ago

Dolphins QB coach Zac Taylor is Miami's new offensive coordinator, per source. Replaces fired OC Bill Lazor.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/LXbdQMMYcuAcU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 09:08:44 AM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 9m9 minutes ago

Dolphins QB coach Zac Taylor is Miami's new offensive coordinator, per source. Replaces fired OC Bill Lazor.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/LXbdQMMYcuAcU/giphy.gif)

hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 30, 2015, 11:57:38 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25393773/report-serious-rift-brewing-with-dolphins-over-ryan-tannehill
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on November 30, 2015, 12:27:50 PM
Steve Ross' soap opera continues
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 30, 2015, 12:46:20 PM
But E said he was a good QB and I just couldn't admit it because I like the Jets after he got that stupid contract.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2015, 12:50:06 PM
But E said he was a good QB and I just couldn't admit it because I like the Jets after he got that stupid contract.

He is a good QB. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 01:08:05 PM
Tannehill has the tools but is not a good QB.  That is not to say he cannot be a good QB but so far through almost 4 years he has not been good.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2015, 01:12:13 PM
Tannehill has the tools but is not a good QB.  That is not to say he cannot be a good QB but so far through almost 4 years he has not been good.

He was very good last season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 01:14:01 PM
He was very good last season.

he was very good #s wise but put him in a tough spot or a big game and he disappears.  he was mediocre last year though his #s were very good.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2015, 01:52:39 PM
During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2015, 01:55:25 PM
During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.

Philadelphia should try to get Tannehill
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 02:08:43 PM
During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.

he is a reason they suck.  They keep trying to bring talent around him and he keeps failing.  2 years ago the Miami D was very good and tried to carry him to postseason and he wouldn't let them.  Miami has talent, we can discuss coaching but they have had playoff caliber talent the last 2-3 years.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 02:09:13 PM
Philadelphia should try to get Tannehill

doesn't Miami run a version of Chip's O? and not very well. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2015, 02:12:44 PM
doesn't Miami run a version of Chip's O? and not very well. 

That's what people think, but it's false.  Lazor was only with Kelly for a season. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2015, 02:13:09 PM
but they have had playoff caliber talent the last 2-3 years.

not on offense...

their offensive line is absolutely terrible
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on November 30, 2015, 02:13:14 PM
He was very good last season.

All his passes travel 3 yards.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 30, 2015, 02:15:30 PM
All his passes travel 3 yards.

And he still threw for over 4000 yards
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 02:47:25 PM
not on offense...

their offensive line is absolutely terrible

it's not great but nowhere near as bad as people think. 

And he still threw for over 4000 yards

how many of those yards in meaningless situations? how many short passes turned into long ones w/ great effort from his WRs?  he threw for 4,000 w/ almost 600 pass attempts.  prorate Geno's 2014 #s to 590 attempts and he is over 4,000 yds too.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2015, 03:02:51 PM
Nyjunc, they mentioned during the game that Tannehill has been sacked more times in the last 4 years than any other QB in that timespan. The idea that Miami's OLine is nowhere near as bad as people think is just wrong. They are bottom-of-the-barrel bad.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 03:16:42 PM
Nyjunc, they mentioned during the game that Tannehill has been sacked more times in the last 4 years than any other QB in that timespan. The idea that Miami's OLine is nowhere near as bad as people think is just wrong. They are bottom-of-the-barrel bad.

all sacks are not on the OL, he throws a lot and so there are more chances to get sacked.  Miami's OL has been mediocre, he has had good enough talent around him to win- to at least get into the playoffs.  2 years ago his D was really good, they needed to beat us or Buf the last 2 weeks to make the playoffs.  Ryan led his O to 7 pts TOTAL which included a 20-7 loss to us when he wasn't touched by our D the entire game.

Last year his D was brutal the 2nd half so I don't blame him for Miami missing the playoffs BUT in the 2 biggest games of the season in regards to playoff position he led his O to 13 pts each game.  certainly better than 3.5 per game but still awful.

He has ability, I wouldn't give up on him yet(they will after next year if he still hasn't improved) but eh will be going into year 5 w/ his 3rd OC(both fired mainly b/c of him), his 2nd HC and they have completely rebuilt the O around him twice.  at some point they may want to look at the QB instead of trying to fix everything around him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 30, 2015, 03:17:35 PM
During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB stuck on an awful team. It would almost certainly not happen, but if the Phins wind up in full-rebuild mode this offseason, I'd like Duff to call Mike T and ask what he'd want for Tannehill.

I have a mental image of gameday in the Fool household.

During the game I was saying to my son that I think Tannehill is a good QB

I said it to my son during the game: the only way the Jets are going to get Marshall going is for Fitz to start throwing some jump balls to him

I said to my son at the time "That is how this team feels when Geno is in."

I even commented to my son in the last couple of starts that something "looked off" with him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on November 30, 2015, 03:23:11 PM
all sacks are not on the OL...

See:
Smith, Geno
O'Brien, Ken
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 03:34:04 PM
See:
Smith, Geno
O'Brien, Ken

exactly.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 30, 2015, 03:42:42 PM
Some guy named Rand: 
I'm told #Dolphins WR Rishard Matthews suffered multiple fractured ribs yesterday against the #Jets. No clear timetable for his return.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on November 30, 2015, 03:48:06 PM
Some guy named Rand: 
I'm told #Dolphins WR Rishard Matthews suffered multiple fractured ribs yesterday against the #Jets. No clear timetable for his return.

that play set the tone for the game.  we abused Miami, they were soft as could be after that hit.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on November 30, 2015, 09:21:51 PM
Some guy named Rand: 
I'm told #Dolphins WR Rishard Matthews suffered multiple fractured ribs yesterday against the #Jets. No clear timetable for his return.


Classless hit
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on November 30, 2015, 10:33:17 PM
Calvin Pryor should get a lifetime ban.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on December 01, 2015, 12:38:06 AM
Tannehill reminds me of Cutler and Stafford. They have all the physical tools and have games where they make you think they're great but can never put it together for a full season, missing the playoffs along the way
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 14, 2015, 04:21:49 PM
Quote
@JordanRaanan: Recently released #Giants DE Damontre Moore was claimed off waivers by #dolphins, per source


Dolphins get better and dumber

Quote
mike garafolo:
So Damontre Moore joins Quinton Coples as former pass rushers from NY teams looking for a fresh start in Miami.

.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 14, 2015, 09:58:41 PM


Dolphins get better and dumber
 
.


Gotta admit they got some mega freaking talent up front.

I guess the question is what happens when you take guys like Moore and Coples and pair them up with Suh's "leadership"
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 16, 2015, 12:00:36 PM
At first I wanted the Giants to lose because Miami had nothing to gain from a win. But after my basketball game when we got to a TV and I saw Shula, Marino and all those jerkoffs, I was happy the Giants beat them. And that doesn't happen often, Super Bowl 42 was probably the last time.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 16, 2015, 12:39:19 PM
this is hilarious

Armando Salguero
‏@ArmandoSalguero

Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on December 16, 2015, 12:53:39 PM
this is hilarious

Armando Salguero
‏@ArmandoSalguero

Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.

that is odd.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on December 16, 2015, 12:56:42 PM
this is hilarious

Armando Salguero
‏@ArmandoSalguero

Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.

Not surprised.  I turned the game on in progress when the Giants were driving for a TD.  Until they started talking about the weather I assumed it was a Giants home game based on the crowd reaction.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on December 16, 2015, 01:21:15 PM
this is hilarious

Armando Salguero
‏@ArmandoSalguero

Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.

I'm sure they'll simply sell those seats next season to their extensive waiting li.... oh.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on December 16, 2015, 01:35:17 PM
I'm sure they'll simply sell those seats next season to their extensive waiting li.... oh.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HXGMdL_QQQs/VKwgVwVgLBI/AAAAAAAAFPE/KkVoX25FGyQ/s1600/miami-stadium.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 16, 2015, 03:22:52 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HXGMdL_QQQs/VKwgVwVgLBI/AAAAAAAAFPE/KkVoX25FGyQ/s1600/miami-stadium.jpg)

The old "Orange Out".
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on December 16, 2015, 03:35:28 PM
The old "Orange Out".

that's the pre-renovation, now they have an aqua out

(http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/87bcuq/picture32779185/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/919%20Dolphins%20vs%20Atlanta%20083)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on December 16, 2015, 07:19:18 PM
this is hilarious

Armando Salguero
‏@ArmandoSalguero

Dolphins are telling multiple season ticket holders they can no longer renew b/c they resold their seats too many times on tix exchange.

I wonder how much bad coke he does on a daily basis just to keep halfway interested in that tire fire.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on December 16, 2015, 10:30:14 PM
I wonder how much bad coke he does on a daily basis just to keep halfway interested in that tire fire.

The Herald just kind of keeps him around at this point. Beasley is the main guy and even Greg Cote still writes about them
 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 17, 2015, 10:47:35 AM
that's the pre-renovation, now they have an aqua out

(http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/87bcuq/picture32779185/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/919%20Dolphins%20vs%20Atlanta%20083)

LOL with their attendance they do need TV friendly colored seats.

Remember how bad our 90s December games looked at Giants Stadium with the red seats everywhere?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on December 17, 2015, 11:04:43 AM
LOL with their attendance they do need TV friendly colored seats.

Remember how bad our 90s December games looked at Giants Stadium with the red seats everywhere?

I remember, I was one of the few covering up the red/blue seats ;D
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 17, 2015, 11:22:22 AM
I remember, I was one of the few covering up the red/blue seats ;D

This is from the history thread, Christmas Eve 1995:

Saints at Jets, 1995:
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dXjfPu-pWCk/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: nyjunc on December 17, 2015, 12:29:08 PM
This is from the history thread, Christmas Eve 1995:

Saints at Jets, 1995:
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dXjfPu-pWCk/hqdefault.jpg)

I was there, eerily similar to the 1992 game which I think was the day after Christmas against NO.  I remember sitting on the 50 a few rows behind the Jet bench. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on December 17, 2015, 12:35:21 PM
I was there, eerily similar to the 1992 game which I think was the day after Christmas against NO.  I remember sitting on the 50 a few rows behind the Jet bench. 

Yeah, was at both. I remember the 1992 game walking right down to the bottom of the lower tier by the wall. I think Jeff Blake played in that game, most everyone was hurt and done for the year--O'Brien, McNeil, Hector, was the end of the line for all those guys as Jets.

My friend and I were drinking out of fake binoculars that you could put booze in, the lens caps served as shot glasses.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 27, 2015, 07:07:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXRYokfUMAAPmkK.jpg:large)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 27, 2015, 07:34:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXRYokfUMAAPmkK.jpg:large)

What type of gay bundle of sticks wizardry is this?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 27, 2015, 07:36:16 PM
What type of gay bundle of sticks wizardry is this?

It's Brent Grimes' wife on Twitter.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 27, 2015, 07:41:21 PM
It's Brent Grimes' wife on Twitter.

His wife's name is Miko?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 27, 2015, 07:56:57 PM
His wife's name is Miko?

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/10931-3762.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 27, 2015, 09:26:08 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXR_rz2UAAAGDJB.png)

(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Miko-Grimes-Tweets.jpg)

hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 27, 2015, 11:13:52 PM
that hoe needs to be put on a leash
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on December 28, 2015, 12:20:55 AM
She makes Charity Washington look chilled.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2015, 07:00:27 AM
Can we get her on our site?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ukilledkenny on December 28, 2015, 07:16:47 AM
Just googled her and saw that she was arrested at a game earlier this year and according to one of the beat writers she hates the team has called Grimes in at least 5 times this season to try to get him to chill her out.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2015, 08:35:00 AM
She's hilarious

Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 28, 2015, 09:42:48 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXR_rz2UAAAGDJB.png)

(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Miko-Grimes-Tweets.jpg)

hahahahahahahaha

I love that they sensored freak, but not ejaculates or jizz
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 28, 2015, 09:49:47 AM
The imagery of the baby birds is hilarious.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on January 02, 2016, 09:04:43 PM
Dennis Hickey and the Dolphins have agreed to part ways. Hopefully Tanny continues to ruin that franchise.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2016, 09:12:25 PM
Is Hickey the guy that they got from Tampa who everyone was expecting to be fired by the Buccs?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on January 02, 2016, 09:13:12 PM
Is Hickey the guy that they got from Tampa who everyone was expecting to be fired by the Buccs?

Yes, they hired him after everyone else refused to take the job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 02, 2016, 09:24:36 PM
Didn't they just hire the freaking guy?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 02, 2016, 09:50:02 PM
Didn't they just hire the freaking guy?

Lasted a few days longer than Idzik. When you know you fucked up, it's best just to move on rather than clinging desperately to the hope that maybe somehow it will magically work out.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 01:07:46 AM
Lasted a few days longer than Idzik. When you know you fucked up, it's best just to move on rather than clinging desperately to the hope that maybe somehow it will magically work out.

The Suh move probably doesnt help
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: guinness77 on January 03, 2016, 05:15:00 PM
That second tweet is amazing. It made me chuckle out loud even though I hate everything right now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 07:41:12 PM
I believe that this link may just close this post, it's done. It won't get more lolphins than this.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/03/dolphins-owner-stephen-ross-sees-super-bowls-plural/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 07:53:40 PM
I believe that this link may just close this post, it's done. It won't get more lolphins than this.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/03/dolphins-owner-stephen-ross-sees-super-bowls-plural/
Quote
after hiring college scouting head Chris Grier to serve as their new General Manager under Mike Tannenbaum.

Their new GM is going to work under Tannenbaum ?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 08:15:39 PM
Same as the last one did. He's the team President.

Still, how can he fail when he's working for "the first class organization in the National Football League"? (BTW Stephen, that doesn't even make sense.)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2016, 08:16:27 PM

Their new GM is going to work under Tannenbaum ?

He's not the GM, though several members of our site have struggled to understand that. Exec VP of Football Operations.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 08:18:19 PM
He's not the GM, though several members of our site have struggled to understand that. Exec VP of Football Operations.

To be fair to dcm, which I don't like to be, he's right. The article says that Chris Grier is the new GM working under Tanny.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2016, 08:28:53 PM

To be fair to dcm, which I don't like to be, he's right. The article says that Chris Grier is the new GM working under Tanny.

The "he" in my post is referring to Tanny. dcm is confused because he thought Tanny was the GM.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2016, 08:31:10 PM
The "he" in my post is referring to Tanny. dcm is confused because he thought Tanny was the GM.

I don't understand what you're talking about. I'm just going to back out of this thread now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 03, 2016, 08:35:12 PM
The "he" in my post is referring to Tanny. dcm is confused because he thought Tanny was the GM.

No

It said the new GM was going to work under Tanny

As in Tanny would be in charge of the new GM
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2016, 09:07:53 PM

No

It said the new GM was going to work under Tanny

As in Tanny would be in charge of the new GM

And you were either confused by that information or you just randomly excrement out question marks at the end of sentences.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 09:18:02 AM
Does this go into an LOLBucs thread or here?

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/1/7/10728474/lovie-smith-fired-buccaneers-dolphins-dirk-koetter
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 07, 2016, 02:26:27 PM
Ryan Tannehill is a good QB and if we weren't Jets fans we could just admit that by now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2016, 02:37:20 PM
Ryan Tannehill is a good QB and if we weren't Jets fans we could just admit that by now.

If you really think he's the problem on that team, you need to jump into the fire with junc. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 02:48:40 PM
If you really think he's the problem on that team, you need to jump into the fire with junc. 

I hear whispers he's an poopchute and is part of the problem.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2016, 03:12:21 PM
I hear whispers he's an poopchute and is part of the problem.

The stuff he did with their practice squad/scout team is pretty shitty, but he's still a good player with a lot of upside.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on January 07, 2016, 05:03:53 PM
Ryan Tannehill is piece of excrement but if you put him on any team with a competent coaching staff he's probably a top 10 QB.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2016, 05:07:17 PM
I thought he was a huge reach when he was drafted but he's exceeded my expectations.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on January 07, 2016, 07:06:37 PM
Tannehill is a good QB I think, but there are so many good QBs in the league today that he's essentially average.

First tier you have the elites: Brady, Manning (although he is no longer that guy), Rodgers, Manziel, Brees, Roethlisberger.

Second tier you have the guys that are on their way to being elite or on the outside looking in for various reasons: Rivers, Palmer, Cam, Luck, Wilson, Eli, Romo.

Then you have the group of guys that are your franchise QBs with various flaws: Matt Ryan, Stafford, Cutler, Flacco, Dalton, Bortles, Carr, etc.

Tannehill is imo towards the tail end of that group
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2016, 07:48:46 PM
Tannehill is a good QB I think, but there are so many good QBs in the league today that he's essentially average.

First tier you have the elites: Brady, Manning (although he is no longer that guy), Rodgers, Manziel, Brees, Roethlisberger.

Second tier you have the guys that are on their way to being elite or on the outside looking in for various reasons: Rivers, Palmer, Cam, Luck, Wilson, Eli, Romo.

Then you have the group of guys that are your franchise QBs with various flaws: Matt Ryan, Stafford, Cutler, Flacco, Dalton, Bortles, Carr, etc.

Tannehill is imo towards the tail end of that group

Cam Newton is elite.  He's most likely going to win MVP. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on January 07, 2016, 08:08:47 PM
Cam Newton is elite.  He's most likely going to win MVP.
The list isn't concrete but imo he needs to either win the Superbowl or do this for one more year. Palmer, Rivers, Wilson, Cam, and Luck are on the cusp
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2016, 08:13:35 PM
The list isn't concrete but imo he needs to either win the Superbowl or do this for one more year. Palmer, Rivers, Wilson, Cam, and Luck are on the cusp

Have you seen how shitty Cam's supporting cast is? 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on January 07, 2016, 08:19:47 PM
Have you seen how shitty Cam's supporting cast is?
Fine Cam Newton is Elite. Does that really matter so much?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2016, 08:29:48 PM
Fine Cam Newton is Elite. Does that really matter so much?

Yes.

Thanks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 07, 2016, 08:30:21 PM
A more important question:  how is Jonathan Football elite? 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 07, 2016, 09:14:02 PM
A more important question:  how is Jonathan Football elite? 

I'm pretty sure that was his way of finding out if anyone actually read his list.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 10:55:36 PM
A more important question:  how is Jonathan Football elite? 

Did you see the way he rolls a twenty spot yo? Like a champ bro.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 10, 2016, 10:48:04 AM
Quote
According to the Miami Herald, former Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin wanted the team to draft Derek Carr in the first round to replace Ryan Tannehill in 2014.
Philbin was overruled by former GM Dennis Hickey, who took OT Ja'Waun James instead. According to beat reporter Armando Salguero, Tannehill was "starved for help and support" but never got any from Philbin. Whenever "things got sideways" during his tenure in Miami, Philbin would privately blame Tannehill for the team's shortcomings. Philbin even resented Tannehill's friendship with Dan Marino, who was brought in as a special advisor in 2014. Philbin's aloofness toward Tannehill certainly contributed to Miami's dysfunction last year. Tannehill is in a much better environment now with Adam Gase as the head coach.

Always interesting when a head coach wants to replace his young healthy QB who is one of the most talented in its franchise's history (obviously hes not in the same ballpark as Marino and such)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2016, 10:53:29 AM
Sounds like a real shitshow.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on January 10, 2016, 11:14:31 AM
Well, Carr is better lol. I'd be pissed too if the team told me I couldn't have Carr and had to take James over him.

Someone I actually kinda liked.  But wouldn't have taken him over carr lpl

Wow like Badger said


excrement show
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 11:15:21 AM
Always interesting when a head coach wants to replace his young healthy QB who is one of the most talented in its franchise's history (obviously hes not in the same ballpark as Marino and such)
Time will tell if he's right
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 10, 2016, 11:49:38 AM
Time will tell if he's right

Im not saying its unrealistic for Carr to be better than him.

But whens the last time you saw a HC say he wants to draft a new QB in the early 1st to replace his young healthy very good QB ?

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 12:19:35 PM
Im not saying its unrealistic for Carr to be better than him.

But whens the last time you saw a HC say he wants to draft a new QB in the early 1st to replace his young healthy very good QB ?
Ryan Tannehill has never been very good.  Not saying he's awful, but he's no Rivers/Eli
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2016, 12:28:09 PM

Ryan Tannehill has never been very good.  Not saying he's awful, but he's no Rivers/Eli

Is Matt Ryan very good?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 10, 2016, 03:24:51 PM
Is Matt Ryan very good?

Yes, he is very good at being overrated.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 10, 2016, 03:54:42 PM
Joe Philbin for NYJ GM
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2016, 11:53:13 PM
Yes, he is very good at being overrated.

Matt Ryan on our roster would win a Super Bowl.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on January 10, 2016, 11:55:45 PM
Matt Ryan on our roster would win a Super Bowl.

That's a bold statement, I would take that Pepsi challenge.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on February 03, 2016, 01:54:01 PM
Miami has one of the worst rosters in the NFL right now and they are over the cap. 

Thanks to the absurd Suh contract, even if they're able to re-sign Olivier Vernon, they'll have a ton of cap space invested into two defensive linemen. 

If Rishard Matthews leaves, the only position group on their roster with any kind of depth disappears. 

Lamar Miller is all but gone.  Their offensive line is awful.  They have a couple of solid players in their secondary (Jones and Grimes), but Grimes is going to be 33 years old this season.

Mike Tannenbaum will fix that mess...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 03, 2016, 01:55:40 PM
(https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/wAGDVmwgtZzN1knRZzFa6_qwaho=/0x0:482x271/1600x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/47667985/CT34E73UEAAYzOi.0.0.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 03, 2016, 02:02:34 PM
Miami has one of the worst rosters in the NFL right now and they are over the cap. 

Thanks to the absurd Suh contract, even if they're able to re-sign Olivier Vernon, they'll have a ton of cap space invested into two defensive linemen. 

If Rishard Matthews leaves, the only position group on their roster with any kind of depth disappears. 

Lamar Miller is all but gone.  Their offensive line is awful.  They have a couple of solid players in their secondary (Jones and Grimes), but Grimes is going to be 33 years old this season.

Mike Tannenbaum will fix that mess...

lol Tanny

he was the one who doled out that contract to Suh.

"We never should've fired Tanny!!" - Italian Seafood
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 06, 2016, 02:15:20 PM
With Miami's entire team basically being a complete mess, and Tannenhill essentially being near guaranteed to fail. What has to happen for him to be off that team in 2, maybe 3 years?

Because the guy is a good QB, it just seems like he gets blamed for far too many of the Dolphins problems. I could see him becoming a huge free agent at some point, although I imagine the chances are far grader theyd ultimately trade him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2016, 02:38:18 PM
With Miami's entire team basically being a complete mess, and Tannenhill essentially being near guaranteed to fail. What has to happen for him to be off that team in 2, maybe 3 years?

Because the guy is a good QB, it just seems like he gets blamed for far too many of the Dolphins problems. I could see him becoming a huge free agent at some point, although I imagine the chances are far grader theyd ultimately trade him.

If they give him an elite OL, he'd be great.  Just don't see that happening.  My guess is he'll be like Fitz floating around in his 30's and having an awesome season somewhere, just not Miami.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on February 06, 2016, 02:56:47 PM
I'd like to see Tannehill go to Dallas or Houston. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2016, 09:32:43 PM
I'm just happy to see him fail in Miami, because he seems like a bit of a queynte.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on February 06, 2016, 09:36:15 PM
Miami seems like a team that will be perpetually mediocre.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Tommy on February 07, 2016, 07:54:31 AM
Miami seems like a team that will be perpetually mediocre.

Just like us. We've been mediocre for nearly 20 years, overachieved a few times though.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2016, 11:45:01 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000641838/article/dolphins-in-talks-to-acquire-byron-maxwell-from-eagles?campaign=Twitter_atn

Mike Tannenbaum at it again. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 07, 2016, 11:51:13 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000641838/article/dolphins-in-talks-to-acquire-byron-maxwell-from-eagles?campaign=Twitter_atn

Mike Tannenbaum at it again. 

Hopefully they give up a 3rd or 4th for Maxwell, and then throws oodles of money at Mario Williams
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2016, 11:52:00 AM
Hopefully they give up a 3rd or 4th for Maxwell, and then throws oodles of money at Mario Williams

I want Mario Williams to go to the Giants. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 07, 2016, 12:21:03 PM
I want Mario Williams to go to the Giants. 

I just want them to spend every available dollar on a washed up over the hill player, it doesn't really need to be Mario
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2016, 12:22:59 PM
I just want them to spend every available dollar on a washed up over the hill player, it doesn't really need to be Mario

Mario Williams can still play.  Rex Ryan is just an idiot. 

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 07, 2016, 12:24:49 PM
Mario Williams can still play.  Rex Ryan is just an idiot. 



Sure but committing big money to a 31 year old guy who is on the decline is fine for me.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 07, 2016, 02:01:22 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago

Eagles-Dolphins now trying to finalize trade that will send Kiko Alonso and Byron Maxwell to MIA for draft-pick comp, per league
source.



lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 07, 2016, 02:15:49 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago

Eagles-Dolphins now trying to finalize trade that will send Kiko Alonso and Byron Maxwell to MIA for draft-pick comp, per league
source.

lol

So Kelly will have ultimately traded McCoy for a late round draft pick and a excrement ton of lost salary cap space (Maxwell) and a year of DeMarco Murray which may not even last the weekend in Philly?

Hell they might be in tear down mode.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 07, 2016, 03:13:43 PM
Trade is confirmed...pending physicals.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 07, 2016, 03:16:26 PM
Trade is confirmed...pending physicals.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.



I can't see any problem with Kiko Alonso undergoing a medical. No sir, not a one.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 07, 2016, 03:46:33 PM
Apparently the phins are taking on the rest of Maxwell's contract with no financial relief from the eagles.

LolTanny

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 07, 2016, 09:15:04 PM
I hope they trade some high picks for those guys. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on March 08, 2016, 02:24:10 AM
Names!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2016, 09:53:29 AM
Byron Maxwell $10M per season

Mario Williams $8M per season

Letting Lamar Miller walk

/Trader Mike'd
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: ons on March 08, 2016, 10:16:25 AM
Really depends on the compensation to determine how much to make fun of them, but I'm happy with them getting older and more injury prone.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2016, 10:18:11 AM
Really depends on the compensation to determine how much to make fun of them, but I'm happy with them getting older and more injury prone.

Mario Williams was supposedly offered $10M a year with them now.

There's a rumor floating around that Miami flipped the 8th overall pick for the 13th overall pick as part of the Byron Maxwell trade. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 08, 2016, 10:43:24 AM
This is a dickish article, but funny nevertheless:

http://www.patspulpit.com/2016/3/7/11174840/bill-belichick-and-the-patriots-laugh-as-the-dolphins-trade-for-cb
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 08, 2016, 11:10:43 AM
Mario Williams was supposedly offered $10M a year with them now.

There's a rumor floating around that Miami flipped the 8th overall pick for the 13th overall pick as part of the Byron Maxwell trade. 

Maxwell and Alonso to trade down 5 spots? Weird, but if you have 15 guys you like....

And great move for philly to shed cap space and move up simultaneously
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2016, 01:05:49 PM
Apparently Miami also receive a fourth round pick from Philly.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 08, 2016, 01:13:41 PM
Apparently Miami also receive a fourth round pick from Philly.

Hell of a salary dump move for philly. That's gotta be equating Maxwell and Alonso to like a 3rd rounder.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 08, 2016, 03:59:37 PM
What a terrible trade for Miami.

---

Mario Williams' new deal is expected to be for two years.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 08, 2016, 04:25:47 PM
No team has spent more in free agency the last 4 yrs than the Dolphins. Records:
6-10 '15
8-8 '14
8-8 '13
7-9 '12
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 08, 2016, 04:38:05 PM
Quote
Ok, to finally clarify (per @AllbrightNFL):

#Eagles get 8th overall pick, 4th rd pick.

#Dolphins get 13th overall pick, Alonso & Maxwell.

Statue of Tanny reads:  "Give me your tired players, your poor contracts, you're huddled masses of overrated talent yearning to breathe free!  I'll give you draft picks."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 08, 2016, 04:41:01 PM
No team has spent more in free agency the last 4 yrs than the Dolphins. Records:
6-10 '15
8-8 '14
8-8 '13
7-9 '12

No team has been more dysfunctional (on the whole) than they have either. Zillions for Mike Wallace, Richie Incognito, the Dion Jordan trade/selection Joe Philbin, babying Tannehill so that PS players can't ruin his psyche, the Suh deal.

Now these horseshit trades for Maxwell and Alonso and excrement signing of Super Mario

The only contender is Cleveland, and aside from Manziel they've been a quiet failure.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2016, 04:51:45 PM
but but but we shouldn't have fired Tanny.

/Italian Seafood
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on March 09, 2016, 12:09:42 AM
Tannehill is secretly afraid of the draft so he uses picks on known commodities
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2016, 09:03:41 AM
Maxwell/Alonso trade might be off because of a medical failure. The only surprising thing is that it's Maxwell failing, not Alonso. (Shoulder injury.)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2016, 09:04:18 AM
Maxwell/Alonso trade might be off because of a medical failure. The only surprising thing is that it's Maxwell failing, not Alonso. (Shoulder injury.)

Tanny will take him anyway...because Tanny.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 09, 2016, 09:30:29 AM
"Throw in Brad Smith and the deal is still on."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2016, 09:42:39 AM
Dolphins cleared Maxwell

The deal is done.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2016, 09:43:38 AM
Alvin Keels ‏@AlvinKeels 4m4 minutes ago

Maxwell cleared by Dolphins staff and ready to roll!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2016, 02:37:23 PM
Tannehill is secretly afraid of the draft so he uses picks on known commodities

Mike Tannehill?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 09, 2016, 02:38:14 PM
Mike Tannehill?

No Ryan Tannenbaum.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 09, 2016, 10:14:51 PM
freak you, Alvin Keels
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 15, 2016, 02:08:57 PM
The Broncos are matching Miami's offer to RB CJ Anderson.

lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 15, 2016, 02:29:37 PM
Looks like Miami got caught without a chair when the music stopped on running backs.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Hemi on March 15, 2016, 02:38:22 PM
Looks like Miami got caught without a chair when the music stopped on running backs.

Foster is still available
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 15, 2016, 02:40:53 PM
Foster is still available

Lucky for them he's so very durable.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2016, 09:45:48 AM
I wonder what splashy move Tanny makes tonight. Wonder if they move up for Zeke.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 29, 2016, 02:09:15 PM
I can only imagine the number of gas masks we'll see at Metlife when the Dolphins come to town.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2016, 02:47:55 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago

The #Dolphins say OT Laremy Tunsil had an allergic reaction and is with their doctors. He won't be speaking with reporters today



this guy is having a shitty 24 hours
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on April 29, 2016, 02:52:17 PM
Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago

The #Dolphins say OT Laremy Tunsil had an allergic reaction to pot and is with their doctors. He won't be speaking with reporters today



this guy is having a shitty 24 hours

Fixed
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 29, 2016, 03:00:33 PM
What if he seriously showed up high as a kite this morning? That would be amazing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 29, 2016, 03:58:19 PM
Laremy Tunsil takes a excrement on the table at his press conference.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on April 29, 2016, 04:06:31 PM
Laremy Tunsil takes a excrement on the table at his press conference.

Does weed give you the shits? I am asking I don't know.....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on April 29, 2016, 04:36:10 PM
Does weed give you the shits? I am asking I don't know.....
Not really, kind of the opposite as it tends to get rid of nausea/upset stomach. Unless you mean getting stoned, eating way too much junk/fast food and then having to excrement
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on April 29, 2016, 04:57:08 PM
Laremy Tunsil is allergic to common sense.  They are keeping him away from the media before he says something stupid again.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on May 01, 2016, 04:11:17 PM
Heres what I dont get

Miami says "it wasnt clear what cause the allergic reaction"

Are you telling me this guy is in his 20s and doesnt know wtf hes allergic to ?

I could understand if he was getting a weird medicine or vaccine, but this is something just happening out of the blue at a press conference. Just sounds weird to me.

Although some reporter claims he saw the whole thing, and that it was real.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on May 01, 2016, 04:22:25 PM
I don't believe it. Miami bought him a couple days so they can get him ready for interviews. Probably gave him a pill or a shot that will give him hives for a few mins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on June 13, 2016, 05:43:52 PM
Reshad Jones is holding out and has said he will continue to hold out during minicamp, despite being the highest paid SS in the league.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 11, 2016, 04:20:58 PM
We don't have a lolBuccs thread and I don't think we need one, but this is almost worthy of a lolMiko thread.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16989041/brent-grimes-wife-uses-anti-semitic-language-blast-miami-dolphins-brass
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 11, 2016, 04:54:56 PM
We don't have a lolBuccs thread and I don't think we need one, but this is almost worthy of a lolMiko thread.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16989041/brent-grimes-wife-uses-anti-semitic-language-blast-miami-dolphins-brass

really? I thought we did?

LolBucs?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 11, 2016, 04:57:01 PM
really? I thought we did?

LolBucs?

Search say no. They're not really interesting enough to have one.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 11, 2016, 05:01:25 PM
Search say no. They're not really interesting enough to have one.

That was never really the measure.  Sometimes it was just to make fun of a particular team for something arbitrary.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 11, 2016, 05:02:26 PM
That was never really the measure.  Sometimes it was just to make fun of a particular team for something arbitrary.

They haven't thus far done anything to warrant a lol thread other than sign Miko Grimes and her appendage.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 11, 2016, 05:29:00 PM
I feel like we had a concentration of lolbucs material during Schiano/MRSA.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 11, 2016, 05:31:53 PM
I feel like we had a concentration of lolbucs material during Schiano/MRSA.

I think that was pre-JO. Maybe YDKF days.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 11, 2016, 05:46:03 PM
I think that was pre-JO. Maybe YDKF days.

It would have been 2014. Can't remember when we made the last switch.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 11, 2016, 05:49:54 PM
It would have been 2014. Can't remember when we made the last switch.

MRSA was Buccs training camp 2013, JO came into being October 2013. Schiano was fired Jan 1st 2014.

Edit: lolBuccs before lol threads were a thing. (http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=104.0)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 11, 2016, 06:19:43 PM
I blanked on which year Revis was there because my brain deleted his year in NE.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on July 12, 2016, 01:52:15 AM
I blanked on which year Revis was there because my brain deleted his year in NE.

Just ask Italian Seafood he has that excrement tattooed on his arsehole.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on July 18, 2016, 04:38:56 PM
Phags sign Arian Foster.  Hopefully he's worn out.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on July 18, 2016, 10:53:56 PM
Phags sign Arian Foster.  Hopefully he's worn out.

Players almost never come back from Achilles injuries to a respectable level.  I don't expect anyone at the Dolphins to realize that. He's a name!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on August 02, 2016, 09:12:26 PM
Ryan Tannehill named his kid Steel Ryan Tannehill.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 02, 2016, 09:22:38 PM
Ryan Tannehill named his kid Steel Ryan Tannehill.
Gay team, gay name.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: NDMick on August 03, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
Kids aren't pets. I hope the kid turns into a giant flaming homosexual who does gay porn.

Why? Because his name sounds like a futuristic gay porn actor.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jetaho on August 03, 2016, 03:51:11 PM
One of the divers for Team USA is named Steele Johnson.  Maybe the Tannehill's got their inspiration from him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 03, 2016, 04:52:55 PM
One of the divers for Team USA is named Steele Johnson.  Maybe the Tannehill's got their inspiration from him.

I think it more likely that they got it from the seminal TV series Sapphire and Steel from the late 70s and early 80s starring Joanna Lumley and David McCallum as time travelling guardians of the space/time continuum.

(http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/sapphire_steel_2.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 10, 2016, 11:46:02 AM
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/miami-dolphins-ryan-tannehill-credibility-to-demand-excellence-080916

Lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2016, 03:40:01 PM
http://slaterscoops.com/news/2016/8/16/miami-dolphins-to-announce-hard-rock-stadium

Seems appropriate. Bland, overpriced and primarily aimed at tourists.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 16, 2016, 05:07:10 PM
Hard rooster Stadium.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on August 16, 2016, 05:20:29 PM
The Hard Rock down here blows.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2016, 05:32:22 PM
The Hard Rock down here blows.

Hard Rock everywhere blows. Even in Vegas it's an off-Strip pile of excrement.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2017, 09:02:53 AM
Lolololol

Quote
Miami Dolphins’ Tannehill leaves practice with leg injury: https://t.co/dxZuQWhaHQ

Quote
James Walker: The energy level in practice has gone down significantly since Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill went down w/what appears to be a left leg injury.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2017, 09:19:35 AM
yikes
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 03, 2017, 10:21:30 AM
The Miami Herald's Armando Salguero adds the team is "fearing the worst." The report is notable both because it suggests the injury is not minor and because it confirms the injury is to his left knee, the same knee he suffered a partially torn ACL late last season. Tannehill suffered the setback when he stepped awkwardly while scrambling out of bounds during Thursday's practice
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2017, 10:23:58 AM
The Miami Herald's Armando Salguero adds the team is "fearing the worst." The report is notable both because it suggests the injury is not minor and because it confirms the injury is to his left knee, the same knee he suffered a partially torn ACL late last season. Tannehill suffered the setback when he stepped awkwardly while scrambling out of bounds during Thursday's practice

Armando Salguero literally said the team hoping for the best, but fearing the worst.

Excellent journalism. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 03, 2017, 10:25:42 AM
SIGN JAY CUTLER
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2017, 10:26:31 AM
I hope they get Kaepernick because that shitstorm will be hilarious
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2017, 10:38:15 AM
I hope they get Kaepernick because that shitstorm will be hilarious

Do it Tanny!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 03, 2017, 10:40:55 AM
Even with him on IR their QB situation is still better than ours
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2017, 10:41:45 AM
Even with him on IR their QB situation is still better than ours

How?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 03, 2017, 10:43:33 AM
SIGN JAY CUTLER

I hope they get Kaepernick because that shitstorm will be hilarious

Matt Moore isn't terrible, but he's not good enough to get them to a WC spot.

I hope they don't sign Kaep because I want him to do well wherever he ends up, and I refuse to wish good things for the Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 03, 2017, 10:48:55 AM
How?

Because I'd take Matt Moore over our completley unproven young guys, and our old injury prone QB
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 03, 2017, 10:51:09 AM
Because I'd take Matt Moore over our completley unproven young guys, and our old injury prone QB

He's probably a better player than McCown and he's probably Bryce Petty's ceiling, but Matt Moore isn't winning you anything.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2017, 10:51:53 AM
He's probably a better player than McCown and he's probably Bryce Petty's ceiling, but Matt Moore isn't winning you anything.

At least Hackenberg and Petty have some potential.  Tannehill getting injured sets Miami back.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 03, 2017, 10:52:08 AM
He's probably a better player than McCown and he's probably Bryce Petty's ceiling, but Matt Moore isn't winning you anything.

I don't disagree, but I'm just saying they're better than us at QB
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2017, 11:03:11 AM
I don't disagree, but I'm just saying they're better than us at QB

We don't really know that though. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on August 03, 2017, 11:08:42 AM
We don't really know that though. 

And that's stopped DCM when?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Stop arguing and enjoy the suffering in Miami.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 03, 2017, 12:04:51 PM
Armando Salguero literally said the team hoping for the best, but fearing the worst.

Excellent journalism. 

Well done, making sure to follow the rule that both those things should never appear in the same sentence.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2017, 05:19:39 PM
Rototurd:

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The Washington Post confirms there was no "significant damage" found in Ryan Tannehill's MRI, but reports there is still "further evaluation needed."
Per reporter Mark Maske, the "situation is still uncertain." The Miami Herald called Tannehill's MRI "inconclusive." Structural damage wasn't detected on first blush, but Tannehill has at least a hyperextension. It's possible something more nefarious is still discovered with further testing.

Still a chance for misery.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 03, 2017, 06:40:22 PM
Sam Darnold is taking his talents to South Beach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 03, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
Sam Darnold is taking his talents to South Beach.

Gotta lose to the Jets twice first
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 03, 2017, 09:22:30 PM
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Schefter: Dolphins fear Ryan Tannehill will need season-ending knee surgery, but no decision on it has been made, sources tell @JeffDarlington and me.

lolololzzzz
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 04, 2017, 07:23:47 AM
This was gonna be his year too
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: sg3 on August 04, 2017, 09:19:10 AM
Unfortunately getting rid of Tannehill is probably an upgrade for the LOLphins


Have to hope Tannenboob decides to offer the Mets a fortune to pry Teblow away from BB and bring him to Miami

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 04, 2017, 09:43:24 AM
Unfortunately getting rid of Tannehill is probably an upgrade for the LOLphins

Definitely not.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 04, 2017, 10:36:36 AM
Cutler has expressed interest in the job. Personally I would be surprised if they don't get a big name like Cutler or Kaepernick
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2017, 01:27:39 PM
Cutler has expressed interest in the job. Personally I would be surprised if they don't get a big name like Cutler or Kaepernick

Hopefully they sign one of them and throw wads of cash at them.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 04, 2017, 06:25:01 PM
Hopefully they sign one of them and throw wads of cash at them.

Quote
Coach Adam Gase has been in contact with Cutler personally the past two days as the two men have worked on rekindling a relationship that helped Cutler throw 25 touchdowns and 11 interceptions in 2015 when he was the starting QB for Chicago and Gase was the offensive coordinator.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it sounds like it would be surprising if a Cutler Dolphins marriage doesn't happen.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 04, 2017, 06:50:13 PM
Jay Cutler is the better fit for Miami.  He played well in that system before. 

I was hoping they'd sign Kaepernick.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 04, 2017, 06:57:21 PM
Jay Cutler is the better fit for Miami.  He played well in that system before. 

I was hoping they'd sign Kaepernick.

I mean if Cutler plays really well couldn't it be a headache for them after the season? They're not going to win anything with the Patriots anyway, and there could be pressure to do something stupid with Tannenhill to keep an older Cutler?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 04, 2017, 07:45:15 PM
I mean if Cutler plays really well couldn't it be a headache for them after the season? They're not going to win anything with the Patriots anyway, and there could be pressure to do something stupid with Tannenhill to keep an older Cutler?

Ryan Tannehill is done in Miami if he has surgery.  He's making way too much money for them to keep him. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 04, 2017, 07:53:57 PM
Ryan Tannehill is done in Miami if he has surgery.  He's making way too much money for them to keep him. 

I has no idea how easily they could get out of his contract after this season, less than 5 million in dead money. Though I'd imagine he would very much be tradeable. An above average 30 year old QB, even if he has some injury baggage
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2017, 08:16:31 PM
Why do I have a sinking feeling Tannehill will be a Jet in a year or 2?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 04, 2017, 08:45:13 PM
Why do I have a sinking feeling Tannehill will be a Jet in a year or 2?


The only way we get Tannenhill is if we end up over performing this year and fall out of the top QB prospect sweepstakes
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2017, 08:50:05 PM
The only way we get Tannenhill is if we end up over performing this year and fall out of the top QB prospect sweepstakes
So, that's gonna happen.  It would be typical for us to sign a guy that is just good enough to stop looking for a real franchise QB.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 04, 2017, 08:51:28 PM
So, that's gonna happen.

Not if the recent reports about our QB's in practice are any true.

And if McCown gets injured even remotely early in the season, we have to become an extremely strong favorite to get the 1 pick

Hell if McCown misses the jaguars and Browns games, that could have us on track for the first pick.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 04, 2017, 10:37:41 PM
Not if the recent reports about our QB's in practice are any true.

It's freaking practice.  Let's see them play in some preseason games before we write them off...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on August 06, 2017, 12:42:28 PM
Cutler officially signed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: sg3 on August 06, 2017, 12:55:19 PM
Good

Moore&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Cutler

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Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 06, 2017, 11:19:21 PM
Why do I have a sinking feeling Tannehill will be a Jet in a year or 2?

He'd be our best QB since Chad.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on August 07, 2017, 05:33:26 AM
He'd be our best QB since Chad.

And just as healthy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 06, 2017, 09:08:03 PM
Sucks for the Fins/Buccs

But apparently the NFL thought it was reasonable to cancel their week 1 game and make them both play each other during their bye week (which happens to be shared) instead of playing at a neutral site

So effectively both these teams have a week 1 bye
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on September 07, 2017, 11:14:11 AM
It seemed like the most reasonable solution due to them sharing a bye.  Means nothing for Miami, but the Bucs were my dark horse pick to win the NFC.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 08, 2017, 11:38:57 PM
https://deadspin.com/video-appears-to-show-dolphins-o-line-coach-chris-foers-1819270506 (https://deadspin.com/video-appears-to-show-dolphins-o-line-coach-chris-foers-1819270506)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 08, 2017, 11:47:11 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on October 08, 2017, 11:51:12 PM
If I were a coach of the Dolphins, I'd probably snort coke too.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 09, 2017, 12:25:30 AM
lmao
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on October 09, 2017, 06:01:51 AM
JOB OPENING:

Davie Fla. High profile opportunity with room for growth. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. Knowledge of football helpful, but clearly not required.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 09, 2017, 09:00:57 AM
This really is amazing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 09, 2017, 09:11:54 AM
Chris Foerster:

“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”


Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Fenwyr on October 09, 2017, 09:37:42 AM
I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 09, 2017, 09:52:38 AM
JOB OPENING:

Davie Fla. High profile opportunity with room for growth. MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. Knowledge of football helpful, but clearly not required.

JOB OPENING: The Miami Dolphins have an immediate opening for a Line Coach Fat Men Who Protect The Quarterback Coach.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 09, 2017, 09:52:41 AM
I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...

I can confirm this as true.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: steves850 on October 09, 2017, 10:00:28 AM
Pretty sure those are Percs or vicodin - that sounds a lot like Florida....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 10, 2017, 12:38:45 AM
I just assumed you could buy an eight ball at Starbucks in Miami...

This was really the only concept I have of the city.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 10, 2017, 10:35:28 AM
I can confirm this as true.

Can't wait to get there. No Puck and Puck Sr hangout this year though.

Sad!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 11, 2017, 03:43:27 PM
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/fl-reg-kijuana-nige-sherrod-interview-20171011-story.html

"He used me as his cocaine platter".  lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 26, 2017, 11:09:08 PM
I'm glad the genius Adam Gase is such a brilliant offensive mind that he's been shut out twice in 7 games, and it should be 3 times in 7 games.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: JFIF on October 27, 2017, 12:11:02 AM
I can't believe we lost to that
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 27, 2017, 02:52:54 PM
freak the Dolphins and all, but I have to say I think Adam Gase's comments about their offense is hilarious and likely true.  It's refreshing to hear such honesty.  Despite beating us, things don't seem to be going well down there.

Quote
“Offensively, it’s a joke,” Gase said. “We got too many guys who don’t want to take it home with them. Until our best players actually put forth some effort, it’ll be s–t. … Whether you win or lose, the whole process of all this is about correcting mistakes that you make and understanding the why of everything you’re trying to do. When we win, what happens is everybody brushes it under the rug and just tells everybody how great they are and I’m just an a–hole.”
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 18, 2017, 01:32:58 PM
Rey Maualuga, arrested last nite in Miami, is being waived by the Miami Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2018, 09:34:21 AM
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Jeff Darlington: The plan is for Ndamukong Suh to be released as early as today as the Dolphins continue their attempt at a culture change – a plan that has purged arguably Miami’s three most talented players within last year. A lot riding on 2018.

They have to eat a giant excrement sandwich of $.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 12, 2018, 09:37:05 AM
They have to eat a giant excrement sandwich of $.

TANNY STRIKES AGAIN
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 12, 2018, 09:38:05 AM
TANNY STRIKES AGAIN
Old Tanny would have restructured it again.  He's a new man!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on March 12, 2018, 09:53:56 AM
Apparently Terry Bradway is the Fins' senior scout. Would explain a lot
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on March 13, 2018, 09:20:13 AM
The Fins are giving former Chiefs WR Albert Wilson 3 years / $24 million.

lmfao
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 14, 2018, 03:27:34 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport

#Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill restructured his contract and gave the team cap space, source said. He’ll get more money upfront.

Tanny doing Tanny things.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Jumbo on March 23, 2018, 03:17:30 PM
They signed Osweiler
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 23, 2018, 09:10:52 PM
They signed Osweiler

Time is a fag circle
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 30, 2018, 06:05:27 PM
Miko Grimes:
9yrs ago me and brent couldnt even afford a “real” wedding so we eloped. No family, only two friends with us at 2am in Vegas. We now own (no mortgage) almost 7 million dollars in real estate alone. It is indeed a good friday EVERY friday around here! #Blessed

Steelers Troll:
Funny she says her and Brent, like she had anything to do with it. He made all the money.

Miko Grimes:
Who sucked his dick all those nights he cried bc he was on the bench? ME!!!! So freak u saying i didnt do excrement! Nigga i was getting lock jaw WEEKLY while telling him to be patient, his time was coming, u bitch derriere nigga! freak u!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 30, 2018, 06:17:05 PM
Classy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 30, 2018, 06:18:44 PM
Classy.

#Blessed
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 30, 2018, 06:40:32 PM
She must indeed give magical BJs for him to put up with her psycho derriere. 

She's really helping the women's movement, her main contribution to society being blowing a dude when he's sad.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on March 30, 2018, 06:50:14 PM
Miko Grimes:
9yrs ago me and brent couldnt even afford a “real” wedding so we eloped. No family, only two friends with us at 2am in Vegas. We now own (no mortgage) almost 7 million dollars in real estate alone. It is indeed a good friday EVERY friday around here! #Blessed

Steelers Troll:
Funny she says her and Brent, like she had anything to do with it. He made all the money.

Miko Grimes:
Who sucked his dick all those nights he cried bc he was on the bench? ME!!!! So freak u saying i didnt do excrement! Nigga i was getting lock jaw WEEKLY while telling him to be patient, his time was coming, u bitch derriere nigga! freak u!

does she not realize that that is a replaceable skill, if it wasn't her giving head it could have been somebody else giving head
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 30, 2018, 07:07:57 PM
Miko Grimes:
9yrs ago me and brent couldnt even afford a “real” wedding so we eloped. No family, only two friends with us at 2am in Vegas. We now own (no mortgage) almost 7 million dollars in real estate alone. It is indeed a good friday EVERY friday around here! #Blessed

Steelers Troll:
Funny she says her and Brent, like she had anything to do with it. He made all the money.

Miko Grimes:
Who sucked his dick all those nights he cried bc he was on the bench? ME!!!! So freak u saying i didnt do excrement! Nigga i was getting lock jaw WEEKLY while telling him to be patient, his time was coming, u bitch derriere nigga! freak u!

I'm sure her parents are proud. She landed a meal ticket for all those BJs she was practicing in parking lots in high school.

Good for her
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 30, 2018, 07:45:15 PM
For $7M I'd give a freaking outstanding blow job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 30, 2018, 09:55:21 PM
For $7M I'd give a freaking outstanding blow job.

You would give one for 7 cents, fairy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 30, 2018, 11:14:12 PM
You would give one for 7 cents, fairy.
Are you negotiating with me?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 30, 2018, 11:37:15 PM
Are you negotiating with me?

Nah I didn't buy lottery tickets.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 28, 2018, 05:02:41 PM
Quote
Mike Tannenbaum says he thinks the best years are in front of David Fales and Brock Osweiler -- the two QBs on the roster behind Ryan Tannehill. No one drafted.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 28, 2018, 05:33:45 PM
Go home Tanny, you're drunk.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 29, 2018, 02:49:54 AM
Tannenbaum is correct there. Once they’re off of the Dolphins they can watch the guys playing in front of them actually win games.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 30, 2018, 08:02:43 PM
Quote
@evansilva:#Dolphins 7th-round K Jason Sanders missed 10-of-35 career FGs at New Mexico. Mr @LanceZierlein, who wrote up 500+ prospects pre-draft including a ton of Ks & Ps, never heard of Sanders.

Bahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on April 30, 2018, 08:06:46 PM
watch him turn out to be really good
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2018, 11:26:27 PM
watch him turn out to be really good

Haha yeah no.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on May 03, 2018, 03:57:57 PM
https://www.thephinsider.com/2018/4/19/17257046/usa-today-nfl-agent-poll-ranks-mike-tannenbaum-among-least-trusted-executives
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Ornstein on July 19, 2018, 06:49:28 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629

Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 19, 2018, 07:37:33 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629

Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.

For some reason I always thought Ross was fairly liberal and laidback.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Laxin on July 20, 2018, 06:14:35 AM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1020047777718554629

Going in the complete opposite direction of Chris Johnson. Nice.

From what I understand, they just listed the max suspension as 4 games, which is the max for team misconduct. They very well could not punish any player if they want to. It just leaves the door open for a potential suspension. This seems like kind of a non-story to me, but of course the media will run with it as "Dolphins will suspend players for maximum amount of games if they protest during the anthem."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on July 27, 2018, 09:46:24 AM
Lawl.

Quote
Adam Beasley

@AdamHBeasley

Bryce Petty getting third team snaps over Osweiler...and he throws a pick.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 02, 2018, 10:09:33 PM
Dolphins signed C Wesley Johnson.

Johnson takes the roster spot of starting C Daniel Kilgore, who was placed on injured reserve.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 03, 2018, 12:03:30 PM
RIP Tannehill.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 03, 2018, 12:40:43 PM
Quote
Dolphins are releasing DT Jordan Phillips, per league source. He was visibly upset on the sidelines Sunday due to his playing time and had to be calmed down by teammates.

2015 2nd rounder
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 03, 2018, 12:45:23 PM
2015 2nd rounder

Let's get him!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 31, 2018, 10:31:08 AM
The #Dolphins announce their moves, firing Adam Gase and putting GM Chris Grier in charge of football operations. He’ll have final say. Mike Tannenbaum reassigned


Does this mean Tanny has a vagina now?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2019, 12:09:54 PM
Omar Kelly @OmarKelly

The Dolphins won’t say it, but they are in a full-fledged rebuild....Oakland style. Nobody is safe. And when I mean nobody....I mean nobody. If you can bring this team a desirable asset Miami will listen to the trade offer.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2019, 11:43:10 AM
Quote
Evan Silva @evansilva

No NFL team has fewer high-value assets than #Dolphins & no one should be surprised their HC vacancy is in minimal demand.

Time for this organization to devise an actual plan.

Mimicking the 2016-2018 #Browns decision-making path would be a best-case scenario.

Start. Over.

I hate Evan Silva but he's not wrong.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2019, 11:44:42 AM
Get it done, Tanny.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2019, 11:50:08 AM
Get it done, Tanny.

Not Tanny any more. He got "reassigned" within the Dolphins organisation, although no one knows what to.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2019, 11:57:41 AM
Not Tanny any more. He got "reassigned" within the Dolphins organisation, although no one knows what to.

Oh wow. Maybe he'll get back to his roots as the cap guy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2019, 11:59:10 AM
Oh wow. Maybe he'll get back to his roots as the cap guy.

The cap is the reason he got punted - their cap is knackered and their roster is excrement.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2019, 12:01:25 PM
I'm going to guess knackered = bad.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2019, 12:13:28 PM
I'm going to guess knackered = bad.

LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 09, 2019, 12:36:51 PM
LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.

You English speak really poor American.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2019, 01:16:25 PM
LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.

Learn something new every day. This will likely be it for today.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 09, 2019, 01:27:13 PM
LOL, yes. Did you not have knackers in the US back in the day? The knacker's yard was where you took old broken down horses who could no longer work to be disposed of. If something is knackered it's broken beyond repair.

Ok, now do Bunkum.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2019, 01:49:22 PM
Ok, now do Bunkum.
Actually an American word, according to Merriam-Webster. Something to do with a congressman from North Carolina.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Gorilla on January 09, 2019, 02:00:19 PM
Very familiar with "knackered", with all the UK comedies and movies Ive seen. #humblebrag

(Related: everybody watch original British, superior version of "The Office", along with "The Thick of It" and its fantastic spinoff film "In the Loop").
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 09, 2019, 02:02:42 PM
So what do they do with the horses? Just leave them there?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 09, 2019, 03:48:39 PM
So what do they do with the horses? Just leave them there?

Slaughtered and turned to glue/questionable pies, I'd imagine.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 11, 2019, 04:23:54 PM
Lolphags trying to hire Brian Flores.  Pats retreads always work out.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on March 13, 2019, 02:25:06 PM
Lol, who the freak is going to quarterback these losers.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2019, 02:29:30 PM
Lol, who the freak is going to quarterback these losers.

I’ve been laughing at this for a while but then realized it’s better if they have a mediocre QB to hurt their draft position for next year
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 13, 2019, 03:47:29 PM
Quote
A league source says that QB Teddy Bridgewater is visiting the Dolphins at their training facility this afternoon. Reports of him signing with the Saints yesterday were premature

Save us Teddy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 13, 2019, 04:29:55 PM
Apparently the rumor mills are already spinning that Ryan Tannenhill will be our experienced vet backup QB

And depending on the price that could be a pretty solid choice. Thoguh I don't know how nurturing and mentoring he would be
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 13, 2019, 06:15:30 PM
Save us Teddy

Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
 
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints
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Post by: Libero_2 on March 13, 2019, 06:16:42 PM
Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
 
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints

Miami should have just offered the Foles deal to Teddy
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Post by: Johnny English on March 13, 2019, 06:21:58 PM
Miami should have just offered the Foles deal to Teddy

They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.

Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 13, 2019, 06:37:51 PM
They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.

Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick

Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion

Jesus, we suck.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2019, 06:40:42 PM
Jane Slater @SlaterNFL
 
Teddy Bridgewater expected to re-sign with the New Orleans Saints despite a bigger deal on the table from Miami. I’m told Bridgewater values the locker room culture and prospect of one day becoming the Saints starting QB per source informed. #Saints

Isn't that old? 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 13, 2019, 06:40:59 PM
I'd take Brock Osweiler as a backup 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 13, 2019, 07:02:14 PM
They may have no choice but to roll with Tannehill this year, the remaining FA options are terrible.

Josh McCown
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Brock Osweiler
Mike Glennon
Trevor Siemian
RG3
Matt Cassel
Mark Sanchez
Tom Savage
Josh Johnson
Brandon Weeden
Geno Smith
Sean Mannion

Fitzpatrick is a decent option for them. And he would likely be a good choice of mentor for a young QB. Plus he would likely be interested as going from Tampa to Miami is a pretty basic move
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 13, 2019, 07:46:12 PM
Isn't that old? 

excrement, maybe. Today's the 13th, I was thinking that tweet was from today.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2019, 01:54:47 PM
I’ve been laughing at this for a while but then realized it’s better if they have a mediocre QB to hurt their draft position for next year

“Full terms: The #Dolphins are receiving a 4th round pick in 2020 and the 2019 7th round pick, while the #Titans are getting a 6th in 2019 and Ryan Tannehill.”


The dolphins are def tanking this year and going after a 2020 QB.


Current Dolphins QB depth chart:
* Jake Rudock
* Luke Falk
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 15, 2019, 02:16:13 PM

@evansilva:#Dolphins 7th-round K Jason Sanders missed 10-of-35 career FGs at New Mexico. Mr @LanceZierlein, who wrote up 500+ prospects pre-draft including a ton of Ks & Ps, never heard of Sanders.

Bahahahaha

This has to be a wiki hack, right?

Quote
Jason Department Sanders (born November 16, 1995) is an American football kicker for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at New Mexico.

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Jason Department Sanders

Jason.  Department. 

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 15, 2019, 02:18:20 PM
This has to be a wiki hack, right?

Jason.  Department. 



Yes.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SandJa00.htm
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 15, 2019, 02:21:25 PM
freak it, he's Jason Department. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2019, 02:24:34 PM
freak it, he's Jason Department. 

Couldn’t convince me otherwise
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 15, 2019, 02:44:26 PM
Couldn’t convince me otherwise

SixFeetDepartment
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 15, 2019, 02:57:55 PM
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@NealDriscoll: Thank you @ryantannehill1 ! It’s didn’t go as planned but you were the best QB in Miami since Dan Marino. Tannehill was an absolute warrior. Good  luck

dolphins fan with 4K+ followers tweet makes me feel better about the Jets
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 16, 2019, 10:15:16 AM
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Including rollover money, Dolphins are projected to have more than $120 million in salary cap space in 2020 plus at least 10 draft picks. Chris Grier doing work.

Like I said
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 16, 2019, 10:40:21 AM
Like I said

Everyone is currently predicted to have a excrement ton of cap space in 2020 at this point, it's the nature of NFL contracts. Over a third of the league is currently scheduled to have at least $90M in space next summer and Dallas, Baltimore, Indy, Houston and Seattle are all at $100M+.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 16, 2019, 01:31:17 PM
Everyone is currently predicted to have a excrement ton of cap space in 2020 at this point, it's the nature of NFL contracts. Over a third of the league is currently scheduled to have at least $90M in space next summer and Dallas, Baltimore, Indy, Houston and Seattle are all at $100M+.



I’m not worried about their cap space, I don’t want them to have their pick of the 2020 QB class
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 16, 2019, 01:34:44 PM
I’m not worried about their cap space, I don’t want them to have their pick of the 2020 QB class
Are Herbert or Tagovailoa blue chip prospects though? I'd rather they end up with the next Tannehill and let some NFC team suck their way into Lawrence in 2021.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 16, 2019, 01:49:19 PM
Are Herbert or Tagovailoa blue chip prospects though? I'd rather they end up with the next Tannehill and let some NFC team suck their way into Lawrence in 2021.

I’d rather they finish with 5-6 wins the next couple years and end up in QB purgatory for the next 5 years like us with Geno and Hack
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2019, 08:09:59 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ustadium/status/1122106779457007616
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2019, 08:13:09 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ustadium/status/1122106779457007616

"He wears a shirt in the pool"

hahahahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 27, 2019, 10:48:08 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ustadium/status/1122106779457007616

Ugh, so much more cringy than the Vaynerchuk gif, even if he also gets proven right.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Koz on April 29, 2019, 09:11:09 AM
Joshua Ballinger Lippincott Rosen
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 09, 2019, 07:05:37 PM
Dolphins are signing CB Xavien Howard to a record five-year, $76.5 million extension that includes $46M guaranteed, making him the highest paid CB in the NFL, sources tell ESPN. It’s the largest extension for a CB. Since becoming a 2nd-round pick, Howard has gone to one Pro Bowl.

Schefter
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on May 09, 2019, 09:21:23 PM
Joshua Ballinger Lippincott Rosen

Definitely calling him Ball Lips from here on out.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 11, 2019, 12:14:22 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8tSkYFXsAYj934.jpg:large)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on June 11, 2019, 11:34:36 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8tSkYFXsAYj934.jpg:large)

LOL.

Isn't he due for one of his terrible seasons? I lost track of the year and Fitzpatrick cycle.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on June 11, 2019, 05:53:31 PM
LOL.

Isn't he due for one of his terrible seasons? I lost track of the year and Fitzpatrick cycle.
I believe this is supposed to be an "on" year for him.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on June 11, 2019, 11:34:25 PM
I believe this is supposed to be an "on" year for him.

I'm not sure, he was on fire to start the season and then lost his job to Winston.  His cycles are getting more efficient with age. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2019, 09:58:43 AM
Disclaimer: not a LOLphins at all, but it's a catch all thread for Miami Dolphins news.

Quote
Andy Slater @AndySlater

Unfortunate news: The overnight, rollover crash involving Dolphins DL Kendrick Norton resulted in paramedics having to amputate his left arm at the scene, multiple sources tell me.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on July 04, 2019, 10:27:18 AM
jesus, that seems like a rash decision to be made by an EMT.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on July 04, 2019, 12:39:58 PM
Disclaimer: not a LOLphins at all, but it's a catch all thread for Miami Dolphins news.


Safe to say his career is also over
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 01:40:40 PM
jesus, that seems like a rash decision to be made by an EMT.

Don't know excrement about being an EMT but I imagine if being burned alive or having a car explode with you trapped in it is a serious danger, then you gotta do what you gotta do. But freak that sucks for a young guy, who is just getting his life to begin. I wonder financially what the nfl does for a guy like this since his careers obviously over and he's only on a low paying contract (which is probably enough to retire on)
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 04, 2019, 01:42:52 PM
Safe to say his career is also over

Why do you say that?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 01:57:11 PM
Why do you say that?
I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on July 04, 2019, 02:03:19 PM
Safe to say his career is also over

Need to hear it from Schefter first.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on July 04, 2019, 02:03:33 PM
I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable

But why?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 02:12:52 PM
But why?

How many one armed nfl players are there?

Not only would I imagine this means he will be out for a solid 2 years rehabbing his injury, then he would have to completely relearn the game. It's not like he has had his whole life to work around and compensate for the injury.

I guess the closest example would be JPP, but he was a far more talented player with a much less serious injury
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 02:16:31 PM
I will concede that "had his arm amputated" is fairly vague and we don't know to what extent
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2019, 02:21:27 PM
I mean dude was a 7th round pick who was cut last year. It's a fairly safe assumption his career is over. Horrible situation all around, but hopefully he was smart with his contract and can enjoy retiring at 23 very financially comfortable

He has total career earnings to date of $245,455. He was scheduled to make $495,000 from the Dolphins this season; none of that is guaranteed although I would imagine that the Dolphins will still pay it, be it from their pockets or via insurance.

$740,000 isn't "retiring at 23 very financially comfortable" wealth.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 02:26:50 PM
He has total career earnings to date of $245,455. He was scheduled to make $495,000 from the Dolphins this season; none of that is guaranteed although I would imagine that the Dolphins will still pay it, be it from their pockets or via insurance.

$740,000 isn't "retiring at 23 very financially comfortable" wealth.

I assumed he would get the bulk of his rookie contract via insurance,i guess that's not the case?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2019, 02:38:38 PM
I assumed he would get the bulk of his rookie contract via insurance,i guess that's not the case?

His rookie contract is already gone. He was a 7th round pick for the Panthers, they gave him a four year deal and then cut him in year one and put him on their practice squad on a one year deal. Miami picked him up and gave him a two year deal, but it looks like last year was year one and he earned prorated money.

Total Carolina earnings (2018) - $188,984
Total Miami earnings (2018) - $56,471

Total career earnings - $245,455
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 02:46:06 PM
His rookie contract is already gone. He was a 7th round pick for the Panthers, they gave him a four year deal and then cut him in year one and put him on their practice squad on a one year deal. Miami picked him up and gave him a two year deal, but it looks like last year was year one and he earned prorated money.

Total Carolina earnings (2018) - $188,984
Total Miami earnings (2018) - $56,471

Total career earnings - $245,455

Sporttrac reported closer to 1 million in career earnings plus the nfl (according to Google) has a disability insurance for players worth close to 200k after taxes.

Probably still not enough to live comfortably

Though I'd guess he could be eligible for medicaid and disability
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2019, 03:22:32 PM
Sporttrac reported closer to 1 million in career earnings plus the nfl (according to Google) has a disability insurance for players worth close to 200k after taxes.

Probably still not enough to live comfortably

Though I'd guess he could be eligible for medicaid and disability

Let's assume that he hasn't banked anything so far. If he gets the remainder of his contract paid up by the Dolphins or the insurance, that's a lump sum of $495K (I don't know if that would be taxable). I did a quick google on NFL player insurance and he wouldn't be eligible for two of the three types (Total And Permanent, or Neurocognitive), and the third (Line Of Duty) appears to be only payable for disabilities incurred through football activities. It's possible that one or both of the auto policies will cover him, although with the $1M limit that seems to be fairly standard I would imagine that a lot of that will be chewed up by hospital costs.

Let's take a stab in the dark and say that he ends up, after healthcare and legal and tax all take their scrape, with something like $500K. He's not set for life, but if he's smart he should be able to get himself a home, put himself through school (depending on what of he studied at Miami) and make a new career for himself.

Poor fucker's still only got one arm though.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on July 04, 2019, 03:28:54 PM
Let's assume that he hasn't banked anything so far. If he gets the remainder of his contract paid up by the Dolphins or the insurance, that's a lump sum of $495K (I don't know if that would be taxable). I did a quick google on NFL player insurance and he wouldn't be eligible for two of the three types (Total And Permanent, or Neurocognitive), and the third (Line Of Duty) appears to be only payable for disabilities incurred through football activities. It's possible that one or both of the auto policies will cover him, although with the $1M limit that seems to be fairly standard I would imagine that a lot of that will be chewed up by hospital costs.

Let's take a stab in the dark and say that he ends up, after healthcare and legal and tax all take their scrape, with something like $500K. He's not set for life, but if he's smart he should be able to get himself a home, put himself through school (depending on what of he studied at Miami) and make a new career for himself.

Poor fucker's still only got one arm though.

Id assume he would have absurdly good health insurance via the nfl though so those costs should be minimal no?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 04, 2019, 03:37:06 PM
Id assume he would have absurdly good health insurance via the nfl though so those costs should be minimal no?

I think, although I'm far from an expert on how insurance works in the US, that even if the NFL's health insurance covered his treatment costs initially they would subrogate against the auto insurance of the driver found at fault. (Early reports were that the other driver may be to blame for the accident.) If they do that then I presume it would come off the $1M liability limit, thus reducing the amount available for a payout. He could of course sue the other driver for additional losses but that assumes that they have the assets to be sued for; an awful lot of people in this world are judgement proof.

Edit: did a bit of reading about this on Reddit and predictably, I was talking quite a bit of hooey. Here's a post from someone who seems to know what they're talking about:

Quote
Oversimplified:

1) he'll recover under his own insurance's PIP coverage. It covers most medical bills and some lost wages, but nothing else and is probably not enough to cover his bills so far.

2) he'll have a claim against the other driver, assuming it was the other driver's fault.

3) The other driver's insurance pays that claim first. There's no way to speculate how much the driver's liability insurance limit is. Unfortunately, most people have less than $100k in liability limits. (Honestly, you should get at least a million. The difference in premiums to go from 100k to 1m is often less than $20 a year.) Unless the other driver was on the job or there's someone else responsible, there's probably inadequate coverage.

4) If the other driver's bodily injury liability insurance limits aren't enough to pay the claim, his own underinsured motorist coverage will kick in. Again, most people skimp on insurance, including professional athletes and other wealthy people I've represented. He's unlikely to have enough UIM to pay the full value of his loss.

5) The other driver remains personally liable. The driver can be forced to pay out of his own pocket. However, the debt is dischargeable in bankruptcy unless the driver was illegally intoxicated. Meaning the debt can be wiped out.

6) his own health insurance will get repaid out of the recovery. It's called subrogation. They get however much they've paid in medical bills for the crash. In this case, I'm guessing low hundreds of thousands of dollars.

So he'll be screwed, probably.

I can't believe you're allowed to have such low liability limits. My policy carries $1M and that's pretty standard here, I think. I'm damn sure I didn't request anything extra.

Apparently the other car in the accident was a Maserati, so there is at least a possibility that the other driver has a) a decent policy and b) assets to go after if they're found to be at fault.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on July 29, 2019, 04:08:22 PM
Quote
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

The #Dolphins have fired offensive line coach Pat Flaherty of his duties and promoted analyst Dave DeGuglielmo to offensive line coach. Flaherty struggled to implement the new system, and it’s been an issue since the spring. It’s why DeGuglielmo was brought in.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on July 30, 2019, 12:43:58 PM
Can't stop The Goog. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 01, 2019, 08:51:22 AM
Phins traded Kiko Alonso to the Saints
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 01, 2019, 09:12:35 AM
Phins traded Kiko Alonso to the Saints
Moar picks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 01, 2019, 09:58:56 AM
Moar picks.
It was for a player....no picks
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 03, 2019, 11:13:11 AM
https://twitter.com/csciria/status/1168544025495953408?s=21
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2019, 07:25:30 PM
A 59-10 loss has consequences -- including multiple players from the losing team wanting to flee what they perceive to be a deliberately sinking ship https://t.co/kpqcxuyFEU
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 08, 2019, 08:11:25 PM
A 59-10 loss has consequences -- including multiple players from the losing team wanting to flee what they perceive to be a deliberately sinking ship https://t.co/kpqcxuyFEU

Too bad they're in our division, I'm sure Gase would love to bring a few guys over
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 13, 2019, 05:44:24 AM
The Dolphins have granted permission to DB Minkah Fitzpatrick to seek a trade, according to multiple sources who say Miami's asking price is too high. Dolphins have no comment. Story coming with help from @CameronWolfe

Cough.....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on September 13, 2019, 05:48:26 AM
Fitzpatrick/Howard for our #1 next year might not be a bad deal. Given we might be able to trade Roberts for some later round asset. I say that based purely on the fact we traded Nickerson for a conditional 6. So we should be able to get something for Roberts

Not that Miami would have much interest. But then again everything suggests that we might be freaking awful. So maybe they would
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 13, 2019, 11:41:53 AM
The Dolphins have granted permission to DB Minkah Fitzpatrick to seek a trade, according to multiple sources who say Miami's asking price is too high. Dolphins have no comment. Story coming with help from @CameronWolfe

Cough.....

Just came here to eat crow on this.

I'm surprised they're gonna be willing to trade him, and I'll be even more surprised if they decide to accept a 2nd for him

That said there's no freaking esy I see them trading him to a divisional rival for a 2nd, albeit ours is looking like it'll be one of the higher 2nds
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 13, 2019, 11:43:25 AM
Fitzpatrick/Howard for our #1 next year might not be a bad deal. Given we might be able to trade Roberts for some later round asset. I say that based purely on the fact we traded Nickerson for a conditional 6. So we should be able to get something for Roberts

Not that Miami would have much interest. But then again everything suggests that we might be freaking awful. So maybe they would

Depending on how long Darnold is out, we could seriously have a top 5 pick, probably a top 3 if Darnold ends up on IR

I don't know if there's an elite prospect at olb or tackle in next years draft, but they could absolutely be viable for this squad
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2019, 11:45:45 AM
By the sounds of it they can't figure out how to use him, as well as both outside and in the slot they've had him play safety and even some linebacker. He apparently isn't happy about it and just wants to play corner.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 13, 2019, 02:00:48 PM
By the sounds of it they can't figure out how to use him, as well as both outside and in the slot they've had him play safety and even some linebacker. He apparently isn't happy about it and just wants to play corner.

I would offer a 2nd rounder for him
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2019, 02:02:53 PM
I would offer a 2nd rounder for him

I doubt they'd accept that, especially from us, but if they were willing to take it then that would be a great piece of business.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 13, 2019, 02:48:49 PM
I doubt they'd accept that, especially from us, but if they were willing to take it then that would be a great piece of business.

The way our season is looking, it may be a high 2nd rounder. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 13, 2019, 02:59:27 PM
The way our season is looking, it may be a high 2nd rounder. 

See, I told you. Acceptance.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 13, 2019, 03:07:56 PM
See, I told you. Acceptance.
I’m not quite there yet
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 15, 2019, 02:42:52 PM
Nothing says tanking like Ryan Fitzpatrick throwing to Kalen Ballage.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 15, 2019, 02:44:24 PM
Rosen time
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2019, 09:11:27 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1173781134439780357?s=09
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2019, 09:42:09 PM
Dolphins have 47 first round picks next year
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 16, 2019, 11:01:29 PM
Dolphins have 47 first round picks next year

We should seriously consider following their lead and seeing what we can get for guys like Leo and RA
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 18, 2019, 10:25:39 AM
Minkah Fitzpatrick's replacement is Doug Middleton.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on September 22, 2019, 05:33:01 PM
Hm(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190922/32c45b7735f23911b1985a9896dc9aa6.jpg)

Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 14, 2019, 12:53:44 PM
https://twitter.com/SkinsRealm/status/1183565657952178176?s=20
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on October 16, 2019, 10:32:39 AM
Dolphins moving back to Fitzy.

Hate to just write a guy off given the limited amount of time Rosen's had in the league, but man does this look bad for his future prospects.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 16, 2019, 11:46:30 AM
Dolphins moving back to Fitzy.

Hate to just write a guy off given the limited amount of time Rosen's had in the league, but man does this look bad for his future prospects.
Now would be the perfect time for him to voice controversial political opinions.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 16, 2019, 02:10:15 PM
On Monday Miamis coach said he anticipates Rosen being the guy for the next game, and then announced Fitz the starter.

Have no freaking clue what's going on there. My guess is he'd rather Fitz get murdered by Buffalo
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 16, 2019, 08:36:04 PM
Rosen freaking sucks

Always has and always will

He is a little bitch
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2019, 03:12:01 PM
2020
$130 million in cap space
1st, 1st (PIT), 1st (HOU)
2nd, 2nd (NO)
3rd
4th (Comp. Pick)
R5 (PIT)
R5 (LAR via BAL)
R5 (Comp. Pick)
R6
R6 (DAL)
R7 (KC)

2021
1st, 1st (HOU)
2nd, 2nd (HOU)
3rd
4th
5th
R6 (PIT)


Unless the Dolphins hire Duff tomorrow, they should be a pretty decent team in a few years.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 29, 2019, 03:21:07 PM
Only downside is that they'd have a hell of a time signing all those players to extensions or new contracts at similar times.  That would be an awesome problem to have.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 29, 2019, 03:26:20 PM
Only downside is that they'd have a hell of a time signing all those players to extensions or new contracts at similar times.  That would be an awesome problem to have.

On the flip side you can easily trade those picks for future assets assuming you hit on that many of them.

Of course the biggest issue is they have no QB and no offensive line to protect him. Although I imagine that's fairly easy to fix with 5 1st rounders  and 4 2nds

But at the end of the day if they can't get a QB they're gonna suck anyway
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on October 29, 2019, 07:09:09 PM
Apparently Miami traded a 7th round pick to the Rams for the rights to have Aqib Talib on their IR for the rest of the year and a 5th round pick. Plus potentially getting a comp pick for him as well when he becomes a UFA after the season
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 29, 2019, 07:11:13 PM
Apparently Miami traded a 7th round pick to the Rams for the rights to have Aqib Talib on their IR for the rest of the year and a 5th round pick. Plus potentially getting a comp pick for him as well when he becomes a UFA after the season

Thats a brilliant move. the current salary is irrelevant to them, and they traded up 2 rounds.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 29, 2019, 07:58:39 PM
Isn't Talib like 157 years old? Seems like he's been in the league forever.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 29, 2019, 08:51:25 AM
I’d rather they finish with 5-6 wins the next couple years and end up in QB purgatory for the next 5 years like us with Geno and Hack


https://twitter.com/fb_filmanalysis/status/1211051063207329792?s=21
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 30, 2019, 04:11:31 PM
Dolphins have reportedly fired OC Chad O'Shea after one season.

The Dolphins offense ranked 27th in the league.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 30, 2019, 04:22:24 PM
#Dolphins parted ways with OC Chad O’Shea, OL coach Dave DeGuglielmo and safeties coach Tony Oden.

Brian Flores in a statement: "This was not an easy decision but one I felt was best for the future of the Miami Dolphins."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 30, 2019, 05:24:39 PM
D-Googz noooo
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 31, 2019, 06:11:58 AM
Phins hire Chan Gailey as OC
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on December 31, 2019, 08:22:08 AM
Phins hire Chan Gailey as OC

Get ready for screens three yards behind the line of scrimmage on 3rd and 5!

Amazing that this guy coordinated the most high powered Jets offense that we saw in twenty years.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 16, 2020, 12:04:12 PM
The #Dolphins agree to terms with Ereck Flowers on a $30M deal over 3 years with $19.95M fully guaranteed. Ereck is coming home to Miami, per @RosenhausSports.
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He's apparently been better as a guard.  Hopefully they play him at tackle.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 16, 2020, 03:10:29 PM
The Shaq Lawson signing is a lot worse than Flowers

These signings aren't really making them better...but Flowers is at least serviceable at guard. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 16, 2020, 03:59:41 PM
The Shaq Lawson signing is a lot worse than Flowers

These signings aren't really making them better...but Flowers is at least serviceable at guard.
Flowers is a piece of dung
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2020, 09:44:02 AM
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1240639403791433728?s=21
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2020, 10:03:44 AM
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1240639403791433728?s=21

Salguero was reporting yesterday that Miami is going to try hard to trade up to #1 for Burrow. I'm not sure how he thinks they're going to achieve that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2020, 10:35:54 AM
Salguero was reporting yesterday that Miami is going to try hard to trade up to #1 for Burrow. I'm not sure how he thinks they're going to achieve that.

If anyone has the picks to do it, they do. I don’t see CIN passing on Burrow though.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2020, 10:43:23 AM
If anyone has the picks to do it, they do. I don’t see CIN passing on Burrow though.

I agree. IMO It's full Ditka territory to get Cinci to pass up a strategy they seem already pretty set on, and Miami still have too much more work to do to be able to surrender a full draft for one player.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on March 19, 2020, 12:45:02 PM
I agree. IMO It's full Ditka territory to get Cinci to pass up a strategy they seem already pretty set on, and Miami still have too much more work to do to be able to surrender a full draft for one player.

Full draft this year and certainly a good portion of next.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2020, 01:07:38 PM
Full draft this year and certainly a good portion of next.

I forgot that Miami have three first round picks. If I'm the Bengals I might give some consideration to Miami giving me at least two of those including #5, plus a couple of day 2 picks, plus next year's first, in exchange for the #1 overall. That would give them the ability to really strengthen the roster at key positions except for QB, tank hard this year and take Lawrence next year while still having another first rounder. If I'm Mike Brown would I be willing to take a top OL and WR this year and Trevor Lawrence in 2021 in exchange for another year of sucking? I think I might.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2020, 01:19:42 PM
I forgot that Miami have three first round picks. If I'm the Bengals I might give some consideration to Miami giving me at least two of those including #5, plus a couple of day 2 picks, plus next year's first, in exchange for the #1 overall. That would give them the ability to really strengthen the roster at key positions except for QB, tank hard this year and take Lawrence next year while still having another first rounder. If I'm Mike Brown would I be willing to take a top OL and WR this year and Trevor Lawrence in 2021 in exchange for another year of sucking? I think I might.

They also have 2 1’s and 2 2’s next year
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2020, 01:24:10 PM
They also have 2 1’s and 2 2’s next year

That's just depressing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 19, 2020, 01:51:07 PM
They also have 2 1’s and 2 2’s next year

If I’m Cincy, the bidding starts at Miami’s 5 1sts + over the next 2 years. When they laugh in my face I say, I guess you don’t really want Joe Burrow, do you?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2020, 02:20:34 PM
If I’m Cincy, the bidding starts at Miami’s 5 1sts + over the next 2 years. When they laugh in my face I say, I guess you don’t really want Joe Burrow, do you?

If you're Cinci do you want Joe Burrow, or do you want several premium players with which to rebuild your whole roster quickly and a shot at Trevor Lawrence? The biggest challenge I see is that if you draft too well with the picks that you trade for, you find it hard to suck enough for next year's first.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2020, 02:25:47 PM
It would be great if Burrow didn't end up in Cincy, then i can crush JE with the biggest I Told You So since white jeans went out of fashion.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2020, 02:27:57 PM
It would be great if Burrow didn't end up in Cincy, then i can crush JE with the biggest I Told You So since white jeans went out of fashion.

I think Cincy trading out of the pick because they're offered a king's ransom wouldn't really qualify for your claim of "Joe Burrow has all the leverage and can choose not to play there if he wants".
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2020, 02:30:30 PM
I think Cincy trading out of the pick because they're offered a king's ransom wouldn't really qualify for your claim of "Joe Burrow has all the leverage and can choose not to play there if he wants".

too late. It's been decided.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 19, 2020, 02:35:25 PM
If you're Cinci do you want Joe Burrow, or do you want several premium players with which to rebuild your whole roster quickly and a shot at Trevor Lawrence? The biggest challenge I see is that if you draft too well with the picks that you trade for, you find it hard to suck enough for next year's first.

Is Joe Burrow 4 first round picks better than Tua?

I have no clue but I imagine if he’s a Bengal, they think he is. If he ends up a dolphin, then apparently they don’t think he is.

It’s a moot point, the Dolphins wouldn’t do it if the Bengals would.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 19, 2020, 02:55:42 PM
Jets get all 5 Dolphin first rounders, Bengals keep Burrow.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on March 19, 2020, 07:03:58 PM
If a team offered me something in the realm of 5 1sts and some leftover picks I may not give a excrement who that prospect is, I’m taking the picks. That is absurd draft capital.

Obviously if Burrow has a hall of fame career you probably get burned but if you value Tua or another QB anywhere near Burrow you take that deal all day
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2020, 08:53:05 PM
Tua freaking stinks

I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 19, 2020, 08:56:00 PM
Tua freaking stinks

I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty

Here’s hoping you get the chance for the next 2-3 years while he flames out in Miami
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on March 19, 2020, 09:19:33 PM
Tua freaking stinks

I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
I’m not a fan of Tua myself. My point was more so if you have a hypothetical rating on QB prospects of 0-100 and Burrow is a 98 while Tua is a 95 and Herbert is a 93 or whatever...

I think you go with Tua/Herbert and the picks no questions asked.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2020, 10:56:01 PM
I think you go with Tua/Herbert and the picks no questions asked.

I'd take the picks, make more trades, load up on the best available players, and then tank for Trevor Lawrence. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Pope on March 19, 2020, 11:02:30 PM
I'd take the picks, make more trades, load up on the best available players, and then tank for Trevor Lawrence.
Imagine being the Bengals in that scenario. If you can trade down a few of those first rounders and turn it into a dozen first/second round picks.. that’s a roster you can supplement with free agents that gives them a 3-4 year deep playoff run. If half of them turn out to be pro-bowl caliber players you trade for more draft picks and comp picks and you start talking dynasty territory

Granted this is contingent on drafting really well but I’m of the position that no one player, Burrow included, is an absolute known commodity
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2020, 12:55:48 AM
Tua freaking stinks

I agree with you on taking the picks but I will never not take the chance to excrement on that garbage lefty
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2020, 05:44:53 AM
Imagine being the Bengals in that scenario. If you can trade down a few of those first rounders and turn it into a dozen first/second round picks.. that’s a roster you can supplement with free agents that gives them a 3-4 year deep playoff run. If half of them turn out to be pro-bowl caliber players you trade for more draft picks and comp picks and you start talking dynasty territory

Granted this is contingent on drafting really well but I’m of the position that no one player, Burrow included, is an absolute known commodity
Imagine being Idzik and freaking up all of those picks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2020, 06:38:35 AM
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.

Wha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 20, 2020, 07:24:18 AM
Leftys are awesome, you're just biased because you hate Favre.

Brett Favre is not a lefty.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 20, 2020, 07:40:10 AM
Brett Favre is not a lefty.
I've got nothing. I have no idea why I thought he was. Can't even blame the pub, it's closed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2020, 07:49:42 AM
I've got nothing. I have no idea why I thought he was. Can't even blame the pub, it's closed.
Johnny Biden.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200320/d1646f8211922cdd5397a9028e1e3a6c.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 13, 2020, 09:23:48 AM
Chris Foerster:

“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”




https://twitter.com/jenniferleechan/status/1293629490732478466?s=21
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 18, 2020, 10:52:17 AM
Quote
JCTSports:  Linebacker Vince Biegel was carted off toward the end of practice. It looks like he was tending to his right knee. Kyle Van Noy kneeled alongside him with his hand on Biegel’s shoulder before he was carted off.

Gase back at it again
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 18, 2020, 10:56:54 AM
Quote
JCTSports:  Linebacker Vince Biegel was carted off toward the end of practice. It looks like he was tending to his right knee. Kyle Van Noy kneeled alongside him with his hand on Biegel’s shoulder and whispered in his ear "Fire Gase" before he was carted off.

Gase back at it again

FYP
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2020, 08:47:49 AM
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on August 21, 2020, 09:23:43 AM
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
Wouldn't they just say he has covid, put him on the covid list? 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2020, 09:28:45 AM
Wouldn't they just say he has covid, put him on the covid list? 

They would have to.  I know he has about as many kids as Antonio Cromartie, so hopefully they didn't get exposed to it. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 21, 2020, 10:29:49 AM
If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.

Let’s send Fales back there.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on August 21, 2020, 10:31:14 AM
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team. 

It's hilarious that Josh Rosen isn't even good enough to be the fallback stopgap. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on August 21, 2020, 10:31:22 AM
Always will have a soft spot for Fitz.

That's said it's very interesting they are shopping for QBs. Is Rosen really that bad? Is Tua not healthy enough to play?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 21, 2020, 10:37:16 AM
COVID-19 built a nest in Fitz's beard
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 21, 2020, 10:41:26 AM
If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.

Let’s send Fales back there.

They've got Rosen and Tua to compete for the #1 spot which isn't the worst situation in the world. I think Rosen might still turn out to be serviceable, and obviously they have high hopes for Tua even if they would rather not throw him in to start as a rookie. Have to think that if they do need to replace Fitz it will be with someone like Uncle Josh to provide some veteran guidance in the meeting room.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: insanity on August 21, 2020, 10:55:08 AM
If it was actually COVID I don’t think we’d be having a “something’s happening” discussion.

Let’s send Fales back there.
They are not allowed to disclose who gets covid
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2020, 11:08:50 AM
They've got Rosen and Tua to compete for the #1 spot which isn't the worst situation in the world. I think Rosen might still turn out to be serviceable, and obviously they have high hopes for Tua even if they would rather not throw him in to start as a rookie. Have to think that if they do need to replace Fitz it will be with someone like Uncle Josh to provide some veteran guidance in the meeting room.

Rosen freaking sucks and he's a queynte
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 21, 2020, 11:14:57 AM
Rosen freaking sucks and he's a queynte

Like clockwork
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 21, 2020, 11:15:37 AM
Like clockwork

It is my duty and my watch has not yet ended. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 21, 2020, 11:52:01 AM
They are not allowed to disclose who gets covid

They have a whole list for it. Even if he doesn’t self-disclose a test or contact he still has to go on it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 22, 2020, 10:46:59 AM
Fitz is back at practice today.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2020, 08:41:11 AM
Field Yates
@FieldYates
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6m
The Dolphins announce that they will have a maximum capacity of 13,000 fans for their home opener against the Bills, with all fans required to wear a mask.




Florida should just light itself on fire
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 24, 2020, 08:43:04 AM
Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2020, 08:45:51 AM
Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people. 

I hope nobody shows up to their games....but people in general are stupid, so this will probably happen.  ::)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 24, 2020, 09:09:08 AM
Can't imagine sitting masked in 95 degree weather with 100% humidity, surrounded by a bunch of dirty derriere, swamp rat-esque people. 

13K is 20% of their capacity. You're hardly going to be surrounded.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 24, 2020, 09:10:06 AM
13K is 20% of their capacity. You're hardly going to be surrounded.

freak off, mate
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2020, 09:13:50 AM
hahaha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2020, 10:50:45 AM
Something is going on with Ryan Fitzpatrick.  He could possibly have COVID-19.

Miami is shopping for QBs and Fitzpatrick is taking a personal leave away from the team.
Turns out his mom has been sick the last few weeks, she died yesterday morning.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2020, 10:56:36 AM
Turns out his mom has been sick the last few weeks, she died yesterday morning.
RIP Fitzmom
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 04, 2020, 07:42:39 PM
Josh Rosen got cut

Wonder if we uh sniff around him
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on September 04, 2020, 07:44:19 PM
Josh Rosen got cut

Wonder if we uh sniff around him

I'd hope not considering he freaking sucks major donkey derriere.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on September 10, 2020, 08:35:11 PM
LMAO pure freaking cringe.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on September 10, 2020, 09:50:36 PM
LMAO pure freaking cringe.

You should boycott the NFL with Koz.

He'll save you a seat at Army/Navy. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on September 10, 2020, 10:19:39 PM
You should boycott the NFL with Koz.

He'll save you a seat at Army/Navy.

Nah.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 11, 2020, 08:38:53 AM
I'm assuming these recent responses were to Miamis attempts at a nursery rhyme to fight racial inequality or something
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: delavan on September 15, 2020, 07:09:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3e9-ne16HE
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2020, 06:13:45 AM
DeSantis has given the Dolphins permission to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans on game day.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 08, 2020, 06:21:26 AM
DeSantis has given the Dolphins permission to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans on game day.
Floronida
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 08, 2020, 07:36:42 AM
DeSantis has given the Dolphins permission to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans on game day.

The NFL can't possibly let that happen, can it?

If I were an opposing player/staff member, I'd refuse to even enter the stadium
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 08, 2020, 07:37:35 AM
The NFL can't possibly let that happen, can it?

If I were an opposing player/staff member, I'd refuse to even enter the stadium
The team have said they're staying at 20% for their next game. Who knows after that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 08, 2020, 02:31:27 PM
The NFL can't possibly let that happen, can it?

If I were an opposing player/staff member, I'd refuse to even enter the stadium

It's the Dolphins, their fans don't go.

Everyone is going to be fine.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 20, 2020, 10:33:27 AM
Phins named Tua their starter going fwd.  #RIPFitzmagic
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 20, 2020, 10:39:07 AM
Phins named Tua their starter going fwd.  #RIPFitzmagic

Weird time to make the switch.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 20, 2020, 10:43:59 AM
Weird time to make the switch.
id say so.

I mean Tua had a good first throw and all. But Fitz is the reason they won their 2 games against legitimate opponents this year.


I kind of hope Tua sucks and that he throws 10 picks by the time we play them again
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 20, 2020, 10:44:16 AM
Weird time to make the switch.

Clearly they were disappointed with the fact that the 24 points that Fitz put up on Sunday was the fewest scored against the Jets by any team this season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 20, 2020, 11:24:53 AM
That is odd.  They were playing well with Fitz, in a decent spot to compete for the playoffs.  It'll look like a genius move if Tue plays well, but stupid if they flop.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 20, 2020, 11:39:17 AM
Yea, I don’t get this unless it has something to do with Fitz going to the coaching staff.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 20, 2020, 12:07:14 PM
I guess it could have been planned all along since its the bye week
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2020, 12:32:44 PM
That is odd.  They were playing well with Fitz, in a decent spot to compete for the playoffs.  It'll look like a genius move if Tue plays well, but stupid if they flop.
I'd say Miami had a below 20% chance of making the playoffs at this point. But I agree that the timing is weird.

As I typed that out it actually made a bit more sense (you're probably not making the playoffs so might as well see what you've got with Tua). But coming off a win, it's still a bit weird.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 20, 2020, 12:54:28 PM
I'd say Miami had a below 20% chance of making the playoffs at this point. But I agree that the timing is weird.

As I typed that out it actually made a bit more sense (you're probably not making the playoffs so might as well see what you've got with Tua). But coming off a win, it's still a bit weird.


Especially given his first start is going to be against the most dominant pass rusher in the NFL, and the Miami line isn't great. I might have been tempted to give him less of a baptism of fire, if I were Flores.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 20, 2020, 01:17:22 PM
Allows them to trade Fitz at the deadline with his stock still high

Allows them to take a look at Tua and see what they have in case the HOU 1st rounder ends up being a top 5 pick with the ability to land Fields or Lance
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 20, 2020, 01:24:44 PM
I would be so happy if they gave up on Tua after one season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 20, 2020, 01:40:46 PM
Allows them to trade Fitz at the deadline with his stock still high

Allows them to take a look at Tua and see what they have in case the HOU 1st rounder ends up being a top 5 pick with the ability to land Fields or Lance

Fitzmagic in Dallas would be fun.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2020, 01:50:17 PM
I would be so happy if they gave up on Tua after one season.
Don't worry, I can ruin that:

They give up on him because he's so bad that they end up with the 1st pick when we win 4 fluky games and they take Trevor
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 20, 2020, 01:58:12 PM
Hey, we could trade for Fitz.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 20, 2020, 03:19:27 PM
Fitzmagic in Dallas would be fun.

I was actually thinking Chicago
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 20, 2020, 08:46:55 PM
I don't think any playoff-precarious teams are trading for Fitz.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 21, 2020, 01:03:20 PM
Ryan Fitzpatrick: "I basically got fired yesterday and my day today consisted of zoom meetings with the guy who fired me and sitting in a room with the guy who replaced me for four hours."
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2020, 01:04:08 PM
Awwww...Fitz thought he was THE guy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 21, 2020, 01:13:43 PM
Ryan Fitzpatrick: "I basically got fired yesterday and my day today consisted of zoom meetings with the guy who fired me and sitting in a room with the guy who replaced me for four hours."

Please tell me that's a real quote.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 21, 2020, 01:17:31 PM
Please tell me that's a real quote.
It is
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 21, 2020, 01:22:04 PM
https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1318589112371367937?s=21
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 21, 2020, 02:18:25 PM
It is

That's awesome that it's a real quote. I mean it sucks for Fitz to lose his gig at that moment. Dude wins 2 straight, and 3 of 6, and despite having that offense moving the ball he gets benched when he does ultimately because it's the bye week. Had the schedule not shifted around, the bye week was originally week 11. If he has them in the hunt with 5-7 wins going into the bye, it's quite possible he keeps the job until they are out of contention for the year.

Hard to root against Fitzpatrick, particularly when our team is completely irrelevant.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 21, 2020, 02:22:18 PM
Hard to root against Fitzpatrick, particularly when our team is completely irrelevant.

Not when he's wearing a Miami jersey it isn't. I don't care about the Bills or Dolphins when they're worse than us, but right now I hate them passionately and resent them getting a first down, never mind being in playoff contention.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 21, 2020, 02:23:36 PM
Not when he's wearing a Miami jersey it isn't. I don't care about the Bills or Dolphins when they're worse than us, but right now I hate them passionately and resent them getting a first down, never mind being in playoff contention.

Same. I hate everybody.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 21, 2020, 02:24:31 PM
Not when he's wearing a Miami jersey it isn't. I don't care about the Bills or Dolphins when they're worse than us, but right now I hate them passionately and resent them getting a first down, never mind being in playoff contention.

It clearly hasn't set in for you yet that we are going to be 0-16 / 1-15 this year and it literally doesn't matter. Next year we all go back to hating everyone.

For the record, freak Josh Allen, freak Tua Tagovailoa and freak Cam Newton
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 21, 2020, 02:25:52 PM
It clearly hasn't set in for you yet that we are going to be 0-16 / 1-15 this year and it literally doesn't matter. Next year we all go back to hating everyone.

For the record, freak Josh Allen, freak Tua Tagovailoa and freak Cam Newton

No reason we can't hate everyone now. I've hated the entire NBA except for the Knicks for decades.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 21, 2020, 02:28:34 PM
It clearly hasn't set in for you yet that we are going to be 0-16 / 1-15 this year and it literally doesn't matter. Next year we all go back to hating everyone.

Wrong way round. I don't care about their success when we're having more than them, but when we suck this much every little last scrap of success that the rest of the division enjoys, every tiny little thing that they do better than us, I take as a personal insult aimed directly at me and I hate them for it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2020, 03:06:11 PM
I still maintain the rest of the AFC East is less hateable this year than it has been in a long time.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on October 21, 2020, 03:30:24 PM
I still maintain the rest of the AFC East is less hateable this year than it has been in a long time.

It's finally a normal division that isn't decided by Week 4. Once we get back to being a real team we have a chance to host a playoff game by being better than three other teams, the way everyone else has been doing it for the last 20 years.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 21, 2020, 04:03:39 PM
I still maintain the rest of the AFC East is less hateable this year than it has been in a long time.

The Patriots are a teeny bit less hateable. The Dolphins and Bills have players that I like but I resent the fact that they're ahead of us and have far brighter prospects than us regardless of what anyone thinks that that long haired poofter is going to do for us.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on October 21, 2020, 04:19:13 PM
Not a single team in the AFC East is remotely laes hateable. Jesus they're in the Jets division freak them one and all, I hope all of their stadiums burn down to the ground and they have nowhere to play in perpetuity, freak them!

Jesus you guys sniff each others assholes so much around here you're becoming soft.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on October 21, 2020, 04:33:53 PM
Not a single team in the AFC East is remotely laes hateable. Jesus they're in the Jets division freak them one and all, I hope all of their stadiums burn down to the ground and they have nowhere to play in perpetuity, freak them!

Jesus you guys sniff each others assholes so much around here you're becoming soft.
This guy...
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 21, 2020, 05:22:06 PM
I don't hate any of them any less, but I don't care at all this year. I don't want any non-Jets AFCE team to go anywhere in the playoffs, but that's standard.

As for Fitz, I like the guy and feel bad for him. Yet another example of why I stopped getting mad at players for holding out years ago. Your career can end in an instant. Get every dollar you can.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 21, 2020, 05:45:38 PM
I don't hate any of them any less, but I don't care at all this year. I don't want any non-Jets AFCE team to go anywhere in the playoffs, but that's standard.

As for Fitz, I like the guy and feel bad for him. Yet another example of why I stopped getting mad at players for holding out years ago. Your career can end in an instant. Get every dollar you can.

This is basically where I am at. We're not competitive and the rest of the conference is in some weird bizzaro world where the Bills are one of the better teams in the conference and the Patriots are struggling to look functional. I'm not putting any energy into the rivalry this year.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2020, 08:59:26 PM


I don't hate any of them any less, but I don't care at all this year. I don't want any non-Jets AFCE team to go anywhere in the playoffs, but that's standard.

Not caring is inherently less severe than any level of hate.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2020, 09:01:06 PM


This is basically where I am at. We're not competitive and the rest of the conference is in some weird bizzaro world where the Bills are one of the better teams in the conference and the Patriots are struggling to look functional. I'm not putting any energy into the rivalry this year.

Yeah, we're basically non-participants in that regard. What's the point of hating if we're likely going to get the short end of that stick 6 times this year?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2020, 07:23:32 AM
The Patriots are a teeny bit less hateable. The Dolphins and Bills have players that I like but I resent the fact that they're ahead of us and have far brighter prospects than us regardless of what anyone thinks that that long haired poofter is going to do for us.

the hate for the rest of the AFC East should never wane....under any circumstances.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2020, 02:01:35 PM
NFL Update
@MySportsUpdate
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2m
#Dolphins are exploring trade offers for CB Xavien Howard, per @OmarKelly
. They have an offer on the table and are seriously considering moving him before next week's deadline. Howard signed a large 5-year extension last year and has hauled in 4 interceptions in his last 4 games.


I wouldn't mind if JD acquired him....nice building block for the rebuild.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 27, 2020, 02:48:40 PM
I'd trade Seattle's first for Howard.

that boy good
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 27, 2020, 03:07:44 PM
I'd trade Seattle's first for Howard.

that boy good
Same, but I can't imagine they'd trade him inside the division. But if we give the best offer, who knows, they might be fine dealing him to a team that looks as far away as we do.

We sorely need a CB1. Even more than an edge rusher. As badly as we need to upgrade the offense, we really need to get a quality CB in here, whether that's through FA, the draft, or a trade.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2020, 06:53:56 PM
Why are they trying to trade him?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 27, 2020, 07:10:09 PM
Why are they trying to trade him?

Probably too many resources in that room. Howard is making a lot of money, Byron Jones just got a record contract and they just drafted Igbinoghene in round 1.

Trying to recoup some assets I’d guess. But personally I’d wait till the offseason but that’s just me
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2020, 08:00:05 PM
https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1321166563945422851
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on October 27, 2020, 08:28:47 PM
https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1321166563945422851

Oh so the dolphins have a Manish too?

I’m so surprised
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2020, 10:31:32 PM
Oh so the dolphins have a Manish too?

I’m so surprised
Omar Kelly lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 28, 2020, 12:20:34 PM
Omar Kelly lol

Wow I actually could have guessed that one
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2020, 01:16:51 PM
Wow I actually could have guessed that one
I immediately thought of him, then looked up the actual source of the story and it was him. So gratifying.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2020, 10:06:27 AM
I would laugh this off if it weren't Schefter saying it.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30232797/sources-miami-dolphins-trove-draft-picks-was-factor-decision-start-tua-tagovailoa
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 06, 2020, 10:21:32 AM
Mac Jones, who is extremely limited athletically/physically, looks better than Tua. 

If that Houston pick turns into a Top 3 pick, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get Justin Fields (if Tua is buns for the rest of the season). 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2020, 10:21:57 AM


Mac Jones, who is extremely muscular athletically/physically, looks better than Tua. 

If that Houston pick turns into a Top 3 pick, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get Justin Fields (if Tua is buns for the rest of the season).

Fyp

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on November 06, 2020, 11:15:15 AM

Fyp



But he is not lightning quick
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2020, 11:55:04 AM
But he is not lightning quick
Haha.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 31, 2020, 12:49:00 PM
Fitz is COVID positive

RIP Tua
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 31, 2020, 10:06:33 PM
It's unfair to give up on Tua after one year, particularly his first year back from a devastating injury as a rookie in the NFL. And while he hasn't been good, he hasn't been a total trainwreck either. He's been better than Darnold for instance.

That said, it's totally fair to evaluate Tua compared to the quarterbacks high in this draft. And if you feel you can get an upgrade in the draft, the franchise can do that. It might not be fair to Tua, but that doesn't really matter.

Tua was a top-5 pick, but he wouldn't be a top-5 pick anymore if he were in the 2021 draft. If they think Fields or Wilson or Lance is a franchise quarterback, they have to look at it. They don't have to do it, but if they love Fields and are a little iffy on Tua, they should probably take Fields and move Tua.

That was basically the plan with Darnold earlier this season in our minds. We believed in Darnold, but Trevor Lawrence would be an upgrade, so we'd have to do it, though Darnold's stock has dropped since then.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: insanity on January 01, 2021, 04:49:34 AM
It's unfair to give up on Tua after one year, particularly his first year back from a devastating injury as a rookie in the NFL. And while he hasn't been good, he hasn't been a total trainwreck either. He's been better than Darnold for instance.

That said, it's totally fair to evaluate Tua compared to the quarterbacks high in this draft. And if you feel you can get an upgrade in the draft, the franchise can do that. It might not be fair to Tua, but that doesn't really matter.

Tua was a top-5 pick, but he wouldn't be a top-5 pick anymore if he were in the 2021 draft. If they think Fields or Wilson or Lance is a franchise quarterback, they have to look at it. They don't have to do it, but if they love Fields and are a little iffy on Tua, they should probably take Fields and move Tua.

That was basically the plan with Darnold earlier this season in our minds. We believed in Darnold, but Trevor Lawrence would be an upgrade, so we'd have to do it, though Darnold's stock has dropped since then.
Agreed,  unfortunately it looks like sam isn't the only unproven qb possibly being traded.  Tua, wentz and sam are all options for teams in mid rebuild which will lower the haul we get for sam
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 01, 2021, 07:01:53 AM
Miami is not giving up on Tua yet.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: insanity on January 01, 2021, 09:03:38 AM
Miami is not giving up on Tua yet.
They should
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on January 01, 2021, 09:10:14 AM
I think he'll last about tua years there.

Ok I'll leave.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 01, 2021, 09:22:42 AM
Fitz is COVID positive

RIP Tua

Still won't be Fitpatrick's worst Week 17 in Buffalo.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: insanity on January 01, 2021, 11:38:15 AM
I think he'll last about tua years there.

Ok I'll leave.
Quality post
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 01, 2021, 12:36:03 PM
I think he'll last about tua years there.

Ok I'll leave.

You are just the worst person.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 01, 2021, 05:36:23 PM
You are just the worst person.

He has children, let him be. It's his job.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 03, 2021, 03:06:45 PM
All the Dolphins had to do was beat the Bills' starters for one half.

Adam Gase could do it. Brian Flores? Not so much.

lolphins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 03, 2021, 03:09:06 PM
All the Dolphins had to do was beat the Bills' starters for one half.

Adam Gase could do it. Brian Flores? Not so much.

lolphins

Reckon they move on from Tua at #3 though? It's not like the Airizona and Rosen situation, because Flores and Grier drafted Tua. The TSN analyst is putting a lot of blame on Chan Gailey's playcalling.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 03, 2021, 03:11:38 PM
Reckon they move on from Tua at #3 though? It's not like the Airizona and Rosen situation, because Flores and Grier drafted Tua. The TSN analyst is putting a lot of blame on Chan Gailey's playcalling.
If they think that Fields or Wilson is a franchise quarterback, they should pull the trigger. Kind of like Sam, Tua's stock isn't as a top-5 pick anymore.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2021, 03:22:44 PM
Reckon they move on from Tua at #3 though? It's not like the Airizona and Rosen situation, because Flores and Grier drafted Tua. The TSN analyst is putting a lot of blame on Chan Gailey's playcalling.

Chan Gailey likely hasn’t helped. Is Flores calling for constantly pulling Tua or is he just allowing Gailey to do it? Either way, great way to Tim Couch this dude.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2021, 03:23:30 PM
Highlight of the day so far.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 03, 2021, 03:29:54 PM
If they think that Fields or Wilson is a franchise quarterback, they should pull the trigger. Kind of like Sam, Tua's stock isn't as a top-5 pick anymore.
Tua's stock never should have been top 5.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2021, 03:33:00 PM
Tua's stock never should have been top 5.

This, basically.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 03, 2021, 03:43:41 PM
Tua's stock never should have been top 5.
It is the downside of taking a QB extremely early without elite physical tools. His floor becomes a lot lower.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2021, 03:49:04 PM
It is the downside of taking a QB extremely early without elite physical tools. His floor becomes a lot lower.
Passing on Herbert looks good on those asshats.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on January 03, 2021, 03:51:17 PM
Passing on Herbert looks good on those asshats.

It will look a lot better if they pass on replacing him because "we need to give him time"

I should clarify, better for us.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 03, 2021, 03:51:39 PM
Passing on Herbert looks good on those asshats.

And the same front office and coaching staff might be looking to take another QB early.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 03, 2021, 06:15:13 PM
Tua's stock never should have been top 5.

then throw in the fact that he was recovering from a severe hip injury usually suffered by people decades older than he is and his recovery was still more or less a mystery. it is probably the most risky draft pick that high that i can recollect at this time.

willis mcgahee was fucked up but i still felt that a late 1st rounder for somebody like him was very much worth that risk for the potential reward. where the dolphins picked tua, you don't want to miss.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 03, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
Phins missing the playoffs salvages the day.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Italian Seafood on January 03, 2021, 09:13:07 PM
Phins missing the playoffs salvages the day.

Big time.

Can't decide if I want the Giants to win their division at 6-10 or miss the playoffs. I think it was Seattle one year that won their division at 7-9, then won a home playoff game.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on January 06, 2021, 08:09:13 AM
Okay, now it's official:

Chan Gailey resigned this morning
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 13, 2021, 09:50:11 AM
https://twitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1349347095443070978
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2021, 10:05:26 AM
https://twitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1349347095443070978

look at you being on twitter and all that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2021, 10:15:18 AM
look at you being on twitter and all that.
Where else to get news on his beloved Dolphins?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 13, 2021, 10:22:10 AM
look at you being on twitter and all that.

If I'm posting a Twitter link then it's coming either from Reddit or Facebook.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2021, 11:02:09 AM
Quote
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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Sources: The #Dolphins are naming offensive co-coordinators. RBs coach Eric Studesville and QBs coach George Godsey will combine to do the job, as the two strong internal candidates earn promotions.


I hope Watson hates this
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 02, 2021, 11:03:01 AM
Quote
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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2m
New #Dolphins QBs coach Charlie Frye will work directly with the QBs. As a former college OC, I’m told he will also have some input in the offensive vision, as Miami plans to blend NFL and college-style concepts. Similar to what a lot of the top offenses in the NFL do.


lol Charlie Frye


I hope Watson hates him too
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2021, 11:13:07 AM
Wonder what their pronouns are?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 02, 2021, 11:40:13 AM
Wonder what their pronouns are?

Coach
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2021, 12:13:04 PM
Coach
Coach They.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 02, 2021, 12:18:20 PM
https://twitter.com/LukeMHoover/status/1356649901497544704?s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: loyaljetsfan on February 02, 2021, 03:35:49 PM
https://twitter.com/LukeMHoover/status/1356649901497544704?s=19

That's almost as ridiculous as Gase and Lawgaynez both calling plays
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2021, 01:00:07 PM
Gaysharks released Kyle van Noy. I thought he was pretty good?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 02, 2021, 01:01:13 PM
Gaysharks released Kyle van Noy. I thought he was pretty good?

they're clearing capspace for Watson
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2021, 02:06:59 PM
they're clearing capspace for Watson

They don't need to clear cap
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2021, 02:07:37 PM
Gaysharks released Kyle van Noy. I thought he was pretty good?

He was very good and towards the top of the league in pressures.  Have to think that they are targeting someone like Zaven Collins in the first round to replace him. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 02, 2021, 02:07:49 PM
They don't need to clear cap

they did anyway
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2021, 02:09:30 PM
They don't need to clear cap

They do if they want to sign Watson.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2021, 02:13:56 PM
They do if they want to sign Watson.

His cap hit is only $10.5M this season.  They did not need to make space for him. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 02, 2021, 02:28:16 PM
His cap hit is only $10.5M this season.  They did not need to make space for him. 

They've only got $22M, between Watson and rookies they'd have nothing left.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 02, 2021, 02:35:57 PM
They've only got $22M, between Watson and rookies they'd have nothing left.

They have several players expected to be cut that will put them around $35-$40M before cutting KVN.

They don't need to move money around to acquire Watson.  They are likely moving money around so they can go after Aaron Jones. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 08, 2021, 06:26:23 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1369081659711229967?s=19

lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 08, 2021, 06:34:06 PM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1369081659711229967?s=19

lol

They went from 18 to 22 to get a 2020 first round tackle?

I'd say that's a damn great move for Miami.

The downside of this is way way less than the upside

Even his cap hit is next to nothing

The guy acted like a jerkoff with covid, well there's a decent chance the nfl won't have the insane restrictions next season. And almost no chance they'll have them  the year after
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2021, 06:41:34 PM
They went from 18 to 22 to get a 2020 first round tackle?

It says a swap of picks to get a first round player, not a swap of first round picks. I can't believe they'd give up four spots in the first for a guy who could easily not make it out of camp, given his apparent lack of interest in being a professional football player.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 08, 2021, 06:48:22 PM
It says a swap of picks to get a first round player, not a swap of first round picks. I can't believe they'd give up four spots in the first for a guy who could easily not make it out of camp, given his apparent lack of interest in being a professional football player.

Well we'd have to see what they gave up, but this seems like a smart move.

Most of us would be excited if we made a minimal swap for this dude
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2021, 06:54:35 PM
Well we'd have to see what they gave up, but this seems like a smart move.

Most of us would be excited if we made a minimal swap for this dude

Not really. He's never shown anything in the NFL except a stunning lack of maturity and professionalism. He's not far off being Jachai Polite except he was a first round pick.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 08, 2021, 07:03:41 PM
Not really. He's never shown anything in the NFL except a stunning lack of maturity and professionalism. He's not far off being Jachai Polite except he was a first round pick.

He's never shown anything, in one season, without an offseason, reduced team activities, two agents on the covid list, and a dui.

I agree completley he's immature and has all kinds of issues.

But to be fair he's an nfl rookie, and because of covid hasn't had the normal rookie opportunity to grow up and learn to be a football player + adult with a normal NFL regiment and structure.

100% he's been a jackass, but I think that's at least salvageable with some structure
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 08, 2021, 07:06:56 PM
He's never shown anything, in one season, without an offseason, reduced team activities, two agents on the covid list, and a dui.

I agree completley he's immature and has all kinds of issues.

But to be fair he's an nfl rookie, and because of covid hasn't had the normal rookie opportunity to grow up and learn to be a football player + adult with a normal NFL regiment and structure.

100% he's been a jackass, but I think that's at least salvageable with some structure

I don't blame Miami at all for taking the punt, I just think the chances of him turning out to be any good are slim.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 08, 2021, 07:10:58 PM
I don't blame Miami at all for taking the punt, I just think the chances of him turning out to be any good are slim.

I wouldn't say its slim, but it's no slam dunk either.

The circumstances here are much more unusual
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 08, 2021, 07:37:57 PM
It's seventh round picks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 20, 2021, 09:21:40 AM
Hell of a pickup, phins...

https://twitter.com/AustinStanley81/status/1373047226713444352 (https://twitter.com/AustinStanley81/status/1373047226713444352)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 20, 2021, 09:40:58 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
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Among the incidents that led to the #Dolphins waiving OT Isaiah Wilson, per sources:

- Hours late for his physical
- Late for his onboarding process
- Didn't show up for voluntary workouts he had committed to Thursday and Friday

Team tried to support him, but now moving on.



Lol!!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 20, 2021, 10:59:57 AM
Quote
[Sarney] At this exact moment, the Miami Dolphins are the only team in the entire NFL to not have a single player currently contracted on their roster that is age 30 or over. The only one.

That's crazy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 26, 2021, 12:06:05 PM
freak
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 26, 2021, 12:06:25 PM
Filed to ESPN: Dolphins trading No. 3 overall pick to the San Francisco 49ers for the No. 12 pick, a 2021 third-round pick (SF’s comp pick for Robert Saleh hiring) and first-round picks in 2022 and 2023, per sources.

Blockbuster deal with massive ramifications for years to come.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2021, 12:08:37 PM
Enjoy Tua though
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 26, 2021, 12:09:29 PM
They'll probably take whoever is left between Lance or Fields.

I really hope picks like Tua are what we can expect out of this front office.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 26, 2021, 12:12:12 PM
They'll probably take whoever is left between Lance or Fields.
I assume you mean the 49ers because neither of those guys are falling to 12.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 26, 2021, 12:13:42 PM
I assume you mean the 49ers because neither of those guys are falling to 12.

Jesus I forgot what the draft order looks like.

Enjoy Tua, though.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 26, 2021, 12:14:23 PM
Dolphins loading up to trade for Watson??
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 26, 2021, 12:15:26 PM
My real question is: Did the 49ers make that offer to the Jets first?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 26, 2021, 12:15:41 PM
Dolphins loading up to trade for Watson??
That was always the reason to keep Sam for the Jets, and it could make sense for Miami.

That said, hopefully Wilson is the next great QB, and we have him under a cheaper contract without any sexual assault allegations.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2021, 12:17:16 PM
My real question is: Did the 49ers make that offer to the Jets first?
They must have made some offer, right? Nobody goes straight to 3 without trying 2 unless they know 2 isn't for sale.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 26, 2021, 12:18:42 PM
My real question is: Did the 49ers make that offer to the Jets first?
The only reason that trade would have made sense for the Jets is if they are all in on Watson and they want to maintain flexibility in future drafts. But that wouldn't happen now, it would happen closer to draft day once we get more news on Watson.

If Watson is completely removed from the situation, I wouldn't do this deal if I were the Jets. 49ers should be a good team, and those should be late picks. 12 is a pretty big drop, and the only other addition in 2021 is a 3rd-round pick Granted, not everyone in the NFC West can be good, so maybe those picks will be OK.

We have an extra pick next year already. What we really need is a quarterback. Any trade involving the #2 pick should give us a pathway to improve at QB.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 26, 2021, 12:22:13 PM
Holy excrement, it's the Mac-Darnold trade.

Etienne at 2 confirmed.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 26, 2021, 12:22:45 PM
This is gonna be a fun draft
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 26, 2021, 12:22:56 PM
Holy excrement, it's the Mac-Darnold trade.

Etienne at 2 confirmed.

Heis hates that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 26, 2021, 12:24:57 PM
What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?

This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 12:25:18 PM
They must have made some offer, right? Nobody goes straight to 3 without trying 2 unless they know 2 isn't for sale.
Yep.  Either 2 wasn't for sale or Douglas asked for too much. 

All signs point to Wilson.  Jets sent all the important dudes there, didn't trade the pick.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 12:26:08 PM
What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?

This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer
Atlanta at 4?  Not likely.  Trade down, get Mac Jones
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 26, 2021, 12:26:08 PM
What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?

This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer



Denver could.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 26, 2021, 12:29:09 PM
Miami turned Laremy Tunsil into 4 first round picks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 26, 2021, 12:29:51 PM
What are the chances the Jets can still trade down from 2?

This trade eliminates a major potential trade partner and I doubt there’s another team that would step up and top that offer

Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 26, 2021, 12:30:03 PM
Miami turned Laremy Tunsil into 4 first round picks.

Lets see if they hit on the picks though
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 12:35:34 PM
Dolphins traded back to #6 with Eagles.
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1375500430315229192?s=19

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1375501911500144644?s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 26, 2021, 12:38:09 PM
This is fun
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 26, 2021, 12:40:16 PM
I like the Dolphins moves a lot more now that they got back up to 6. A little surprised they'd make that move this far out considering they likely aren't taking a QB.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on March 26, 2021, 12:40:48 PM
I'd say that puts them back in play for a potential QB.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 26, 2021, 12:47:29 PM
Sonny Weaver Jr running the Phins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 01:04:12 PM
I'd say that puts them back in play for a potential QB.
Probably the best receiver or Pitts.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 26, 2021, 04:06:55 PM
I like the Dolphins moves a lot more now that they got back up to 6. A little surprised they'd make that move this far out considering they likely aren't taking a QB.

Puts them in the conversation to still get a LT, or potentially trading out of 6 again depending on how the QB domino's falls. Also guarentees (basically) they can get a LT or one of the elite wideout prospects
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 29, 2021, 05:30:55 PM
https://twitter.com/thecheckdown/status/1376658236942606338?s=21

We’re fucked
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: IATA on March 29, 2021, 05:45:01 PM
What do we have to put against this in the talent competition?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on March 29, 2021, 05:52:10 PM
I'm guessing he's only supposed to grab it by a specific color?  He's supposed to use arrows.

#Sho'nuff
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Coach K on March 29, 2021, 09:15:14 PM
lol what in the actual hell

balancing with a junkyard chain while catching a triple headed sex toy?

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 31, 2021, 08:56:05 AM
Can we start a gofundme to get this trainer for the Samchise
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 03, 2021, 08:30:48 PM
https://twitter.com/andyslater/status/1367212798644748288?s=21

Yassss
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on May 03, 2021, 08:37:28 PM
I hope this is just more proof that Tua is going to not be the guy in Miami, rather than just Waddle just pumping up his current guy
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on May 03, 2021, 08:57:56 PM
https://twitter.com/andyslater/status/1367212798644748288?s=21

Yassss

Never-ending respect that Andrew Siciliano was able to make it in television. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2021, 10:46:54 AM
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero
 · 6m
The #Dolphins are taking the field for the first practice of minicamp and star CB Xavien Howard isn't there, I'm told. Officially a holdout.



they just paid Howard like 40 mil guaranteed last year lol
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2021, 11:39:42 AM
Adam Beasley
@AdamHBeasley
·
3m
And now a fourth INT by Tua


meanwhile in Miami....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2021, 11:47:16 AM
Adam Beasley
@AdamHBeasley
·
3m
And now a fourth INT by Tua


meanwhile in Miami....
Anotha one
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on June 15, 2021, 12:00:46 PM
Anotha one
Jaylen Waddle probably

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210615/61de533e933fc8a7722f1b6f637a871a.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on June 16, 2021, 02:04:23 PM
Deshaun Watson or Aaron Rodgers will be quarterbacking the Dolphins in 2022 anyway.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 27, 2021, 07:25:31 PM
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1420176389626552332?s=21

Xavien Howard requests a trade
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on July 27, 2021, 09:41:39 PM
Despite him acting this way I can give him props for straight up admitting “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2021, 05:52:47 PM
https://twitter.com/theMMQB/status/1425864101633396740?s=20
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 06, 2021, 12:00:22 PM
https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1434868561437208580?s=21
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 06, 2021, 12:10:35 PM
https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1434868561437208580?s=21
Hate to see the guy whose Twitter profile location is "Somewhere without a mask" whose bio says "I will not comply" be forced to miss time.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on September 06, 2021, 12:28:30 PM
I know we are eventually gonna lose an important player to covid, but it nice to see it happen to other teams for now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2021, 02:06:14 PM
I know we are eventually gonna lose an important player to covid, but it nice to see it happen to the Dolphins and Bills for now.

FTFY
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 06, 2021, 05:05:31 PM
lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/tomecurran/status/1434917044227649536?s=12
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 06, 2021, 05:42:14 PM
Imagine if an unvaccinated starting quarterback entered the Covid protocol the week before the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2021, 05:44:32 PM
Imagine if an unvaccinated starting quarterback entered the Covid protocol the week before the Super Bowl.

Looking at you, Kirk....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on September 06, 2021, 05:46:05 PM
Looking at you, Kirk....

The schadenfreude would be delicious.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 06, 2021, 08:10:50 PM
Looking at you, Kirk....

Weren't you just saying they'd probably finish last in their division?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2021, 08:22:01 PM
Weren't you just saying they'd probably finish last in their division?

I believe the bet I offered you, which you ignored, is that they'll finish 3rd or 4th in the division. Which I think they will, in part because they have a higher quotient of plague rats than most teams. I just couldn't think of another unvaccinated QB with a job who I could reference in response to AR.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 06, 2021, 09:31:32 PM
I believe the bet I offered you, which you ignored, is that they'll finish 3rd or 4th in the division. Which I think they will, in part because they have a higher quotient of plague rats than most teams. I just couldn't think of another unvaccinated QB with a job who I could reference in response to AR.

Jesus would smite me down for gambling. It's sacrilegious.

Hopefully tb 12 is antivaxx. Instead drinking his semen shakes by his chiropractic herbalist man friend
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 06, 2021, 09:50:44 PM
Jesus would smite me down for gambling. It's sacrilegious.

Hopefully tb 12 is antivaxx. Instead drinking his semen shakes by his chiropractic herbalist man friend
He's confirmed vaccinated.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 06, 2021, 09:54:12 PM
He's confirmed vaccinated.

Are we sure it wasn't the hot beef injection?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on September 08, 2021, 12:48:04 PM
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
·
1h
The Dolphins have named five captains for the 2021. The starting quarterback is not one of them.



haha
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2021, 10:21:08 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1440697067127541768?s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 22, 2021, 10:32:32 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1440697067127541768?s=19

Odds of them trading for Watson this offseason at like 99% and rising?

Don't want them to tank too much, so they're forced to overpay
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 25, 2021, 05:04:49 PM
Tua to IR, so out for at least the next 3 weeks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 26, 2021, 04:20:11 PM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1442236297423167490?s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 27, 2021, 06:53:16 PM
Elite trolling

https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1442544046661009414?s=19

TBH I don't see what the big deal is about Flores
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 27, 2021, 07:14:31 PM
Elite trolling

https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1442544046661009414?s=19

TBH I don't see what the big deal is about Flores

Outside of Tua I think Miami is in a pretty good spot.

If they get Watson (which they have the assets to do) they'd probably deservedly be the favorite in the division.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 27, 2021, 07:19:09 PM
Outside of Tua I think Miami is in a pretty good spot.

If they get Watson (which they have the assets to do) they'd probably deservedly be the favorite in the division.

Miami with Watson would still have a mediocre OL at best, and fewer resources with which to fix it.

The Bills are the favourite in the division until further notice.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on September 27, 2021, 07:37:55 PM
Miami with Watson would still have a mediocre OL at best, and fewer resources with which to fix it.

The Bills are the favourite in the division until further notice.

If Allen returns to form from last year I'll agree.

If he turns back into a pumpkin I'll disagree.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on September 27, 2021, 07:58:04 PM
If Allen returns to form from last year I'll agree.

If he turns back into a pumpkin I'll disagree.

Neither of those things will happen. He won't be as good as last year, but he'll still be good.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 05, 2021, 10:32:25 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ethanbudowsky/status/1445215988920823808
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 24, 2021, 03:35:07 PM
Thank god for the Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on November 07, 2021, 10:38:11 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1457375123418320900
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on November 07, 2021, 11:12:37 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1457375123418320900
Jacoby is probably better than Tua anyway.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on November 11, 2021, 07:52:49 PM
Quote
FOX's Jay Glazer reports the Dolphins were willing to trade three first-rounders and two second-rounders for Deshaun Watson on the condition that Watson settle the 22 unresolved sexual assault claims against him.
 
That, of course, did not happen. Glazer went on to report the Texans got cold feet about the deal because they believe they could get more once Watson settles his affairs. It remains unbelievable the degree to which teams have been willing to engage on Watson with this ugly off-the-field cloud hovering. We have no idea how close Watson's legal saga might be to ending, while we hope the Texans aren't holding their breath to beat a three first-rounder, two second-rounder offer next offseason. That deal alone would be one of the most insane in league history. Any more compensation would be truly difficult to comprehend.

Three firsts and two seconds.  Gat dayum.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Miamipuck on November 11, 2021, 07:54:02 PM
They were freaking morons turning that down.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on November 11, 2021, 07:55:20 PM
They were freaking morons turning that down.

Well it sounds like Watson is the one who turned it down. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 11, 2021, 08:55:42 PM
As guilty as I believe he is, having an NFL team attempt to pressure the outcome for a legal proceeding seems beyond fucked up.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 19, 2021, 01:55:50 PM
https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1472652427883069441?t=3xrvILIyg6au0Z1BbhVpmw&s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: delavan on February 14, 2022, 01:46:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Mike_Masala/status/1493259505722867723
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2022, 02:25:41 PM
https://twitter.com/Mike_Masala/status/1493259505722867723
Nooooo!!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 14, 2022, 03:43:33 PM
Wonder if a Miami sale would make them a London candidate. Especially with Jacksonville having just built that crazy expensive new stadium
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 14, 2022, 04:33:18 PM
Wonder if a Miami sale would make them a London candidate. Especially with Jacksonville having just built that crazy expensive new stadium

I can't see it. Quite apart from the fact that it will be virtually impossible to prove Flores's accusations and even if they are true then Ross won't be the only to have done or be doing it and therefore the others won't support sanctions for fear of precedent, Miami is too storied a club to move out of the US IMO. If a London team were to happen, and I still don't really believe that it will, I think it would be an expansion.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 16, 2022, 12:13:32 PM
Hired Darrell Bevell as QB coach and passing game co-ordinator.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2022, 07:38:23 AM
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1498277783465865216?s=20&t=56NH0tDR3i6e5tZoSGxikw


this would've sucked royal derriere.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 03, 2022, 12:37:40 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_TIJ/status/1499052341227442176?t=I4G3lIacPrMatPp4zvfwww&s=19

Fake but still
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2022, 02:17:29 PM
This can't be real.

https://phinphanatic.com/2022/03/24/tom-brady-coming-to-miami-dolphins-are-working-on-it/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 25, 2022, 02:19:51 PM
This can't be real.

https://phinphanatic.com/2022/03/24/tom-brady-coming-to-miami-dolphins-are-working-on-it/

it would be hilarious
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on March 25, 2022, 02:50:00 PM
This can't be real.

https://phinphanatic.com/2022/03/24/tom-brady-coming-to-miami-dolphins-are-working-on-it/
It's not.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 25, 2022, 03:31:56 PM
What could they possibly offer Tampa that they want more than one more year with Brady?

I wont lie it would be hilarious for them to trade both 1s next year and plenty more for Brady to play 1 year and have his Marino fall off a cliff year this year right after they do it, and then they trade tua back to TB in the deal to go with it
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 25, 2022, 05:17:57 PM
What could they possibly offer Tampa that they want more than one more year with Brady?

I wont lie it would be hilarious for them to trade both 1s next year and plenty more for Brady to play 1 year and have his Marino fall off a cliff year this year right after they do it, and then they trade tua back to TB in the deal to go with it

My understanding is Brady would play out his contract then go to Miami as a free agent the following season

To play out his age 46 season
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on March 25, 2022, 05:53:16 PM
The suggestion a little while back was that Ross was willing to offer Brady an ownership stake in the Dolphins.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: delavan on March 26, 2022, 05:11:03 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1507393525100515335
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2022, 09:41:16 AM
I agree that it doesn't make sense but "he's under contract with the Bucs" means nothing.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 12, 2022, 07:35:49 PM
So the Dolphins plan this offseason was...

1. Convince Tom Brady to retire
2. Give Tom Brady a minority ownership role
3. Hire Sean Payton
4. Wait for Tampa to replace Brady
5. Bring Brady out of retirement and force Tampa to trade him

And it all got blown up after step 1 because of the Flores lawsuit. Amazing.

https://t.co/YsEq5JfQJz
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2022, 07:43:46 PM
Paywall
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on April 12, 2022, 08:12:49 PM
Paywall

No it isn't, you just need to click out of a couple of boxes. Get your excrement together Grandpa.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 12, 2022, 08:16:34 PM
No it isn't, you just need to click out of a couple of boxes. Get your excrement together Grandpa.
Paywall or not, it's not hard to find excerpts of it.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on April 12, 2022, 08:21:23 PM
No it isn't, you just need to click out of a couple of boxes. Get your excrement together Grandpa.
It blocked me the first time.  Worked the second.  Either way, my excrement will never be together.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on April 12, 2022, 08:28:22 PM
It blocked me the first time.  Worked the second.  Either way, my excrement will never be together.

At least get it into some form of loose coalition.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2022, 09:44:12 AM
https://twitter.com/nickysmokess/status/1516844891812282379
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: mj2sexay on May 11, 2022, 12:19:37 PM
https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1524193068391432193

Idk about you, but I love a good underthrown go route!

Imagine posting that. Tyreek had to straight up stop.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on May 11, 2022, 12:49:52 PM
https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1524193068391432193

Idk about you, but I love a good underthrown go route!

Imagine posting that. Tyreek had to straight up stop.
They're getting roasted in the replies.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on July 02, 2022, 10:58:44 AM
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1542866233640501250?t=LxRq3RnKj26x68VrXcnnIQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on August 02, 2022, 10:54:58 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1554495377600045056?s=20&t=IIyWcaquGG4FpHDYFickPA

Quote
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
NFL stripped the Dolphins of their 2023 first-round draft pick and 2024 third-round pick for violating the integrity of the game.

Dolphins’ owner Stephen Ross also suspended through Oct. 17 and fined $1.5 million.

LMAO
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 02, 2022, 11:01:44 AM
wow LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wtf
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: casman02 on August 02, 2022, 11:03:43 AM
Tampered with Brady and Sean Payton
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on August 02, 2022, 11:18:38 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1554495377600045056?s=20&t=IIyWcaquGG4FpHDYFickPA

LMAO
Awesome
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on August 02, 2022, 11:27:54 AM
Trying to persuade a player to join your team - violating integrity

Actually hiring a player with a series of sexual assault allegations against him and deliberately structuring his contract to make sure any punishment doesn't cost him - integrity intact

NFL really covering themselves in glory right now.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2022, 12:01:35 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/tejfbanalytics/status/1554497248842719232?s=21&t=raKLUhcQPk33STUTNdCP_w
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 02, 2022, 03:06:43 PM
Trying to persuade a player to join your team - violating integrity

Actually hiring a player with a series of sexual assault allegations against him and deliberately structuring his contract to make sure any punishment doesn't cost him - integrity intact

NFL really covering themselves in glory right now.
One has literally nothing to do with the other.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on August 10, 2022, 03:25:17 PM
https://twitter.com/Willpa11/status/1557453815338655744
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on August 10, 2022, 03:37:57 PM
https://twitter.com/Willpa11/status/1557453815338655744

before it even got to its destination you could tell that throw was dead lmao
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: klaximilian on August 10, 2022, 05:38:02 PM
before it even got to its destination you could tell that throw was dead lmao

Yet Dolfans will claim it was a bounce pass 🤣

paging tyreek....
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 10, 2022, 05:39:46 PM
Yet Dolfans will claim it was a bounce pass

paging tyreek....
Best point guard in the NFL
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on September 25, 2022, 04:36:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fdh-UxXWYAcTSdK?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: delavan on September 26, 2022, 05:30:49 AM
^ buttpunt

https://thespun.com/.amp/more/top-stories/nfl-world-reacts-to-viral-dolphins-cheerleader
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 12, 2022, 11:50:21 AM
https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1580212476624646144?s=20&t=stWea_owOzgPIIq1tFHyWw

lmao
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2022, 12:08:36 PM
https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1580212476624646144?s=20&t=stWea_owOzgPIIq1tFHyWw

lmao
https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1213097561206263808?t=92sJ5yjk1o3jHpQiGutIyw&s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 12, 2022, 01:48:27 PM
https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1213097561206263808?t=92sJ5yjk1o3jHpQiGutIyw&s=19

It really freaking is, man.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 13, 2022, 08:20:58 PM
https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1580651396096876545 (https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1580651396096876545)

Another twist in that big Dolphins story that's been dominating the headlines. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 13, 2022, 08:32:01 PM
The ping pong tables have clearly planted a parasite in his brain that is controlling his mind.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2022, 10:36:57 AM
Don't look now but the much vaunted Dolphins have now lost three in a row. Do we think that Tua turns it around at home next week vs the schizophrenic Steelers?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 21, 2022, 09:18:13 AM
https://twitter.com/MichaelBalkoJr/status/1583106542513295360?s=20&t=Z0rW7_RBXUCmlIeihzQx4Q (https://twitter.com/MichaelBalkoJr/status/1583106542513295360?s=20&t=Z0rW7_RBXUCmlIeihzQx4Q)

Trying to get their tampering picks back?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on October 21, 2022, 03:09:15 PM
Gesicki makes no sense for the Dolphins at that salary given the way that staff has been using him. And there is no way they resign him so they might as well trade him if they get a good offer.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Gorilla on October 26, 2022, 01:25:01 PM

https://twitter.com/Djbienaime/status/1585127622119690240?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on October 26, 2022, 01:32:01 PM
https://twitter.com/Djbienaime/status/1585127622119690240?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D

Ivy League Journalism degree
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2022, 09:32:29 AM
Classiest Dolphin

https://mobile.twitter.com/SSMiamiDolphins/status/1585759204773662721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2022, 08:10:08 AM
Gave Chubb a 5 year / $119M extension. Bold move for a player who has only managed to play more than half his team's games once in the last 4 seasons.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on November 03, 2022, 10:32:10 AM
Gave Chubb a 5 year / $119M extension. Bold move for a player who has only managed to play more than half his team's games once in the last 4 seasons.

Not that I would have done it, but you had to pay him after trading for him.

Fins are clearly going all in to win a ring in the next 18 months
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2022, 10:20:29 AM
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/nfl/2022/12/13/mike-mcdaniel-said-miami-dolphins-were-pressing-in-loss-to-chargers/69719865007/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: steves850 on December 14, 2022, 10:51:56 AM
Quote
McDaniel identified issues on both sides of the ball, finding players going away from what they were taught trying to be a hero.

"You don't do that in 11-on-11 football with any sort of consistency or success," he said.

McDaniel said he saw players adjusting a route, attacking a read that wasn't primary in the progression, guys trying to "engulf" a defender at the expense of blocking techniques and jumping the gaps.

"It wasn't one player," he said. "It wasn't one position. It wasn't one side of the ball. So to me that's very telling of there's a lot of guys pressing.

Team went rogue.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 14, 2022, 02:32:42 PM
Team went rogue.
Clearly a circus
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 25, 2022, 06:09:02 PM
How did I miss the Tua Turntheballova hashtag?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 25, 2022, 10:54:08 PM
Apparently there's a working fan theory that Tua had a concussion late in the first half. Because there's a video of him getting wrekt with his head bouncing off the ground pretty hard. Then of course him playing like absolute dog excrement the next half.

Doesn't seem like anything to concrete to support it
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 25, 2022, 11:18:22 PM
Anything to excuse shitty play

But if he had a second concussion missed by the NFL trauma staff in the same season? My oh my that would make for some stories
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 25, 2022, 11:20:06 PM
Anything to excuse shitty play

But if he had a second concussion missed by the NFL trauma staff in the same season? My oh my that would make for some stories

Lose all the draft picks!!!
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 26, 2022, 04:29:39 PM
Some nice Christmas fireworks

Tua in the concussion protocol yet again playing with a concussion

Bad things will be happening
(this also is bad for us presumably dramatically increasing the Patriots odds of winning)

I imagine there's a highly decent chance of him not being cleared to play vs us as well

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/fantasy/football/news/dolphins-tua-tagovailoa-in-concussion-protocol/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/12/26/tua-tagovailoa-placed-in-concussion-protocol-again/amp/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 26, 2022, 04:41:31 PM
I know someone on here mentioned it, but that concussion sure does make that terrible 2nd half performance make sense. Dude had 5 INTs all year before that 2nd half.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 26, 2022, 04:48:54 PM
I know someone on here mentioned it, but that concussion sure does make that terrible 2nd half performance make sense. Dude had 5 INTs all year before that 2nd half.

I posted that yesterday but it was a fan observation that grew into a thing. It was towards the end of the first half, so it makes sense and looks horrible for the organization

Not sure how the freak the Dolphins can see they couldn't figure out he had a concussion, when some dude at home was able to come to that conclusion
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 26, 2022, 05:59:57 PM
I posted that yesterday but it was a fan observation that grew into a thing. It was towards the end of the first half, so it makes sense and looks horrible for the organization

Not sure how the freak the Dolphins can see they couldn't figure out he had a concussion, when some dude at home was able to come to that conclusion

Hopefully draft pick losses abound for refusing the follow protocol properly

While I don’t wish long term Ill effects on a player it is possible Tua does suffer some after dealing with it twice. That wouldn’t exactly be the worst outcome for our franchise if he doesn’t become the best player he can and the Dolphins need to keep looking for a QB
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 28, 2022, 10:55:14 AM
Tua officially has his 3rd concussion of the season, ruled out for Sunday
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2022, 11:05:52 AM
Tua officially has his 3rd concussion of the season, ruled out for Sunday
Should be ruled out for his career
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2022, 11:11:04 AM
What is the NFL doing here?

The "spotters" forced Bridgewater out of the game against us earlier in the year and that was just a normal football play.  Sauce hit him and he got up slowly.

Tua's brain is scrambled eggs right now and they missed this?  A fan caught it during halftime of that game...

They don't give a excrement about player safety. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 28, 2022, 11:19:35 AM
You really can't help but feel bad for this guy.

The NFL needs to drop the hammer on the Dolphins, Tua's career might be over permanently and it's pretty easy for this to affect him for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on December 28, 2022, 01:22:33 PM
You really can't help but feel bad for this guy.

The NFL needs to drop the hammer on the Dolphins, Tua's career might be over permanently and it's pretty easy for this to affect him for the rest of his life.
Yeah, as funny as Miami misfortune is, I can't really enjoy this.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 28, 2022, 03:17:46 PM
I don't see how they could let Tua play again this year.  They are already getting excrement on, they will have a sewage pipe shoved up their derriere if they try to put him back out there against us in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 28, 2022, 05:02:26 PM
I don't see how they could let Tua play again this year.  They are already getting excrement on, they will have a sewage pipe shoved up their derriere if they try to put him back out there against us in 2 weeks.

he's not playing again
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 29, 2022, 12:46:27 PM
Far as I can tell Tua is day to day and Miami has shown no intention of shutting him down

My guess is if they beat new England, they'll push to have him play week 18
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 29, 2022, 12:48:41 PM
Far as I can tell Tua is day to day and Miami has shown no intention of shutting him down

My guess is if they beat new England, they'll push to have him play week 18

He's not playing again this season
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 29, 2022, 12:55:28 PM
He's not playing again this season

If they make the playoffs there's literally no way I believe he's not playing
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 29, 2022, 12:59:29 PM
If they make the playoffs there's literally no way I believe he's not playing
Are you completely oblivious to the obvious 24/7?

I mean..you can't be this retarded.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 29, 2022, 01:05:27 PM
Are you completely oblivious to the obvious 24/7?

I mean..you can't be this retarded.

If it's a slam dunk, why does literally no media, anywhere say this?

Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.

Obviously him playing again is a horrible freaking idea for his health and life. But there's also the belief that some people simply don't acknowledge his first concussion of the season as an actual concussion
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 29, 2022, 01:09:25 PM
If it's a slam dunk, why does literally no media, anywhere say this?

Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.

Obviously him playing again is a horrible freaking idea for his health and life. But there's also the belief that some people simply don't acknowledge his first concussion of the season as an actual concussion
Stop
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 29, 2022, 01:10:12 PM
If it's a slam dunk, why does literally no media, anywhere say this?

Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.

Obviously him playing again is a horrible freaking idea for his health and life. But there's also the belief that some people simply don't acknowledge his first concussion of the season as an actual concussion

He has at least two concussions this season. Likely 3. People in the media are talking about him retiring. Not many mind you, but Tua should absolutely be out for a month+ and nobody suspects Miami to still be playing then
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on December 29, 2022, 01:49:05 PM
He has at least two concussions this season. Likely 3.

He's had three concussions, period.  The media can't flat out say "three" for legal reasons, but that doesn't mean the first one wasn't clearly a concussion. 

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on December 29, 2022, 01:53:02 PM
He's had three concussions, period.  The media can't flat out say "three" for legal reasons, but that doesn't mean the first one wasn't clearly a concussion. 



Oh inagree. I’m just telling dcm
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on December 29, 2022, 01:54:21 PM
Everything suggests he's day to day, and the plan is indeterminate. Plus it seems suggestive that what Tua wants to do, will carry the most weight.

No.  They missed a concussion again.  They're already under investigation.  Again.  If they put Tua back out there and he gets another head injury, I don't think we're talking about fines and penalties, I think we're talking about criminal investigation for negligence.  If it were any state other than Florida we'd probably have local politicians pushing for it already. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on December 29, 2022, 03:15:51 PM
No.  They missed a concussion again.  They're already under investigation.  Again.  If they put Tua back out there and he gets another head injury, I don't think we're talking about fines and penalties, I think we're talking about criminal investigation for negligence.  If it were any state other than Florida we'd probably have local politicians pushing for it already. 

I don't understand how you can say this.

I'm not a neurologist, you're not a neurologist.

If this dude plays football again this year it's going to be because he was cleared by a neurologist to play. This making all these liability issues on the end of the physicians.

The excrement about the nfl and whoever the freak missing two of his concussions and botching protocols is a different story.

I think the odds are strong that he won't play, but I absolutely don't think it's a closed case done deal

If i had to pull numbers out of my derriere I'd probably say it's 75-80% that hes done

He also had missed two games for his previous (openly confirmed concussion). So I'd imagine there's a pretty good chance he wouldn't be back before the wild card regardless
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2022, 03:23:56 PM
I think the issue is less about whether he's medically cleared, but that he was previously medically cleared and then immediately got lit up again and missed several weeks. There's a difference between can and should, and the optics of the Dolphins making the same mistake a second time in the same season are terrible for them - fans were clearly pissed about last time, and players will look pretty dimly on a team with a reputation for putting football ahead of serious health risks - and for the league, who are already under pressure about player safety.

It might very well be that the neurologist will clear him, but even if they do I would imagine the team messaging will be that out of caution for Tua's health they're going to let Teddy finish out the season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: bojanglesman on December 29, 2022, 05:04:33 PM
If they beat NE without him, why put him back in? 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on December 29, 2022, 05:20:52 PM
The Jets are 1-point favorites on the lookahead line. Nobody thinks Tua is playing again this year.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 29, 2022, 05:26:12 PM
I don't see how he survives if he plays again.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on December 29, 2022, 05:28:18 PM
I don't see how he survives if he plays again.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221229/d8a329b8d1ebf0ecba1a070c4998861e.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on December 29, 2022, 05:41:48 PM
Nobody thinks Tua is playing again this year.

dcm does
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on December 29, 2022, 08:44:16 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221229/d8a329b8d1ebf0ecba1a070c4998861e.jpg)

dammit

i get it's the dolphins but i'm going to feel like complete excrement for him if something like this happens to tua again. they need to take care of that man
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on December 29, 2022, 08:50:50 PM
dammit

i get it's the dolphins but i'm going to feel like complete excrement for him if something like this happens to tua again. they need to take care of that man

He's entirely at liberty to not go out and play again. He's a grown adult without limiting mental issues (current injury notwithstanding), if he chooses to play football again and gets hurt that's a result of his own choices.

If he was a professional base jumper who had already flown into cliffs three times and got away with it, would you blame his base jumping buddies if he jumps again and smashes into the cliff again? Or would it be his own stupid freaking fault for not recognising that he's perhaps just not cut out for base jumping?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: steves850 on January 03, 2023, 03:56:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Qnh9tjU.png)

Tua is susceptible to falling on his head?
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2023, 10:06:00 AM
Seems bad

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1612505435239583744?s=20&t=gLApXRvhU2h_FNCZChYAFA
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2023, 10:14:02 AM
Seems bad

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1612505435239583744?s=20&t=gLApXRvhU2h_FNCZChYAFA

Nothing to worry about.

https://twitter.com/MattyInfante/status/1612425800216711168
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 10, 2023, 10:40:46 AM
Nothing to worry about.

https://twitter.com/MattyInfante/status/1612425800216711168
Put some VR goggles on him
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 10, 2023, 11:59:03 AM
It's not a surprise that he's going to push to play in the playoffs

It's also not a surprise that he hasn't been cleared for football activities
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 10, 2023, 04:49:21 PM
It's not a surprise that he's going to push to play in the playoffs

It's also not a surprise that he hasn't been cleared for football activities

To be fair it didn't say anything about the playoffs. Tua probably thinks it's week 3.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2023, 11:13:11 AM
Tua needs to retire. He can’t take another hit.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 11, 2023, 07:05:36 PM
Tua needs to retire. He can’t take another hit.

i'm starting to think it might come to seriously considering this if he doesn't want to live a life marred by memory, cognitive, and mental health issues. he's unfortunately been prone to suffering very obvious traumatic brain injuries and he is very early in his career, and if he keeps going like this i can't see how the negative effects wouldn't just compound for him after each traumatic hit

if there is any concern of the above from the doctors taking care of him, somebody has to step up and overtly exclaim this excrement to save this guy from himself and/or the dolphins
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2023, 10:25:58 PM
How many total concussions did he get this year? 2 or 3?

Edit:

Quote
three concussions over a 13-game period - the last one suffered against the Packers, one suffered in Week 4 against Cincinnati that required him to be taken off the field on a stretcher and possibly one the week before against Buffalo when he kept playing for some reason.

Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2023, 10:27:54 PM
I’m not a dcm (doctor), but I do know that once you get a concussion, you are more susceptible to getting another one. The more concussions, there’s an exponential effect. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he got concussed so easily and so many times within a short period of time this season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 11, 2023, 10:28:09 PM
How many total concussions did he get this year? 2 or 3?

Edit:



Officially 2

But there was a highly questionable 3rd one
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2023, 10:28:54 PM
Pretty crazy the dolphins were trying to clear him to play instead of ruling him out for the year. The fact he’s still not passing concussion protocol after 2 weeks cannot be a good sign.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 11, 2023, 10:30:55 PM
Quote
Eric Lindros
Philadelphia's infamous number 88 had at least eight concussions — the most notable resulting from a Scott Stevens open-ice hit in the 2000 playoffs — prematurely ending what had the potential to become one of the greatest careers in NHL history. He won the Hart Trophy as league MVP in 1995.

This is always who I think of when this topic comes up

6 of them between 98-2000. I remember that he had a string of them in a row where every time he took a hard hit he was getting one
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on January 11, 2023, 10:32:56 PM
Pretty crazy the dolphins were trying to clear him to play instead of ruling him out for the year. The fact he’s still not passing concussion protocol after 2 weeks cannot be a good sign.

They saw how the whole world came together behind the Bills and thought wow that could be them
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2023, 06:09:48 AM
We all pretty much universally mocked the Tua pick but I don't think anyone foresaw this as the reason it wouldn't pan out.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 12, 2023, 07:10:07 AM
We all pretty much universally mocked the Tua pick but I don't think anyone foresaw this as the reason it wouldn't pan out.

We didn’t learn our lesson after Josh Allen
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 12, 2023, 07:14:50 AM
We didn’t learn our lesson after Josh Allen

I feel like we've been failing to learn that lesson well before Josh Allen.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 12, 2023, 07:50:01 AM
Tua after his next hit:

(https://i.gifer.com/eek.gif)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 12, 2023, 11:02:37 AM
We all pretty much universally mocked the Tua pick but I don't think anyone foresaw this as the reason it wouldn't pan out.
Tua will look great as a Jet next year.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2023, 08:47:48 AM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1614575516052242432?s=20&t=Pk3LW4_0TCYxlVwpu6_tjA


this guy has a death wish
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2023, 04:38:51 PM
The cash train must keep rolling for a bit yet (https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/26/tua-tagovailoa-parents-rule-out-early-retirement-head-injuries-dolphins-nfl/)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2023, 08:33:40 PM
The cash train must keep rolling for a bit yet (https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/26/tua-tagovailoa-parents-rule-out-early-retirement-head-injuries-dolphins-nfl/)
I really hope we're not watching a very slow train wreck unfold.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on January 29, 2023, 01:29:42 PM
Dolphins are hiring Vic Fangio. I don't like that.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on February 01, 2023, 06:30:03 PM
Sounds increasingly like Miami aren't in the QB stakes.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1620843855267631105
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: CatoTheElder on February 01, 2023, 06:31:11 PM
I'm not looking forward to him turning into a vegetable next season.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on February 01, 2023, 07:36:27 PM
I'm not looking forward to him turning into a vegetable next season.

It's okay he won't remember any of this
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2023, 08:17:36 AM
Quote
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
·
8m
Scott Zolak, the former Patriots quarterback and current Patriots broadcaster, says that Tom Brady playing for the Dolphins in 2023 is "definitely 100% in play."


better a washed-up Bardy, than a prime Lamar Jackson.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on March 09, 2023, 08:29:06 AM

better a washed-up Bardy, than a prime Lamar Jackson.

Zolak has to stay relevant too.  No one gives a excrement about the Pats* anymore.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2023, 08:59:25 AM
"definitely...

...100%...

...in play"

Wonderful combination of bullshit.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 12, 2023, 12:57:45 PM
Fish deep in talks for acquiring Jalen Ramsey
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2023, 01:12:32 PM
Fish deep in talks for acquiring Jalen Ramsey

I don't like an Xavien Howard/Jalen Ramsey tandem.


EDIT: And i REALLY don't like that i just remembered Vic Fangio is their new DC.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2023, 01:20:31 PM
Quote
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
·
2m
Trade is now agreed to, per sources:

🏈Dolphins get Pro Bowl CB Jalen Ramsey.

🏈Rams get 2023 third-round pick (No. 77) and TE Hunter Long.

Trade will be processed Wednesday, when league year begins.


lol...for pennies
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on March 12, 2023, 01:22:19 PM
The Dolphins are desperate to win while Tua is still cheap/healthy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 12, 2023, 01:23:46 PM
The Dolphins are desperate to win while Tua is still cheap/healthy.

he's still cheap...i'm not so sure about healthy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on March 12, 2023, 01:36:19 PM
I mean makes sense, somebody needs to cover Mike Evans and Garrett Wilson
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Derek Smalls on March 12, 2023, 01:40:10 PM
I hope we get the Dolphins late in the season. That's a damn good team if Tua is healthy.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: delavan on March 13, 2023, 01:29:11 PM
Mike Whte’s a fish

https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article273074400.html
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on March 13, 2023, 01:30:06 PM
Mike Whte’s a fish

https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article273074400.html


Delevan Leberfeld
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2023, 08:56:08 AM
https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/1636386990739566598?s=20
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on March 22, 2023, 03:41:07 PM
(https://i.redd.it/d0i2b06uzbpa1.jpg)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on March 22, 2023, 04:56:15 PM
I don't think Miami picking up his 5th year option is a bad move at all

The guy has shown he can be a competent if not solid QB when healthy. Having the 5th year option just buys them another year before making a major commitment. It's similar to the Giants situation. I'm sure they'd love to have had an extra year evaluating Daniel Jones before giving him that monster deal.

And I think the alternative to this would have been Miami just tagging him and having to seriously contemplate giving him a contract bigger than Jones
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2023, 09:24:54 PM
https://twitter.com/B_Shousejr/status/1643783359229833218?s=20
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on April 06, 2023, 04:08:40 AM
Translation: he got his ring, and now he’s got his money. Now he wants to survive the NFL, avoid CTE and major injury and live a normal life after the sport.

I mean good for him, and good for the Dolphins not needing the drama of deciding how much money to pay the guy as he starts slowing down.let’s see if his play style changes at all now that his mentality is altering some.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on May 09, 2023, 10:58:28 AM
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
·
36m
The #Dolphins have signed TE Tyler Kroft to a 1-year deal, per agent @MikeMcCartney7.


#MiamiJets
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on June 19, 2023, 12:21:50 PM
https://twitter.com/playmaker/status/1670227330101391363?s=20
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on June 20, 2023, 06:51:16 PM
Lock him up

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/06/20/police-investigating-dolphins-wr-tyreek-hill-over-alleged-haulover-marina-incident/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: dcm1602 on June 22, 2023, 11:23:04 AM
Lock him up

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/06/20/police-investigating-dolphins-wr-tyreek-hill-over-alleged-haulover-marina-incident/

Miami-Dade Police officials confirmed that the victim in the alleged assault and battery incident involving Tyreek Hill will press charges.
It was previously reported that the investigation into the incident had concluded, but the Miami-Dade Police told NFL.com that their inquiry was ongoing later that day. Then, the next morning, they confirmed to NBC 6 South Florida that the victim would be pressing charges. Per the police's incident report, an argument broke out between a group that included Hill and marina employees. The argument turned physical and an employee was slapped on the neck by an unidentified person. This person is presumed to be Hill. Previously thought to be a story that would fade away, the incident involving Hill will now be worth watching closely as the legal process evolves.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Andrew Ryan on July 27, 2023, 11:19:39 AM
Ramsey carted off the practice field
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Libero_2 on July 27, 2023, 11:22:35 AM
Ramsey carted off the practice field

It really seems like there are so many non-contact injuries in TV practices every year. Hopefully Ramsey is alright.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on July 27, 2023, 07:18:29 PM
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NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reports Jalen Ramsey is expected to require a full meniscus repair and will likely be sidelined until December “if all goes well.”

Ramsey seemed to more or less confirm this timeline when he tweeted “that end of the season push gon be legendary!” There is apparently a chance Ramsey escapes with a 6-8 week timeline, but the parties are now planning on a far lengthier absence. The Dolphins have a decent amount of experienced corner depth, but the group looks a lot less impressive without Ramsey. Thankfully, new DC Vic Fangio is one of the best pure schemers in the business. We should know Ramsey’s official status by Friday.

Sounds like dunzo
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Post by: CatoTheElder on July 27, 2023, 08:49:49 PM
Hopefully our former Broncos HC can out-scheme their former Broncos HC.
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Post by: MBGreen on July 31, 2023, 09:42:42 AM
The Phins signed Eli Apple (presumably to fill in for Jalen Ramsey).  The best part, Tyreek Hill and Eli Apple hate each other.
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Post by: delavan on July 31, 2023, 01:24:54 PM
The Phins signed Eli Apple (presumably to fill in for Jalen Ramsey).  The best part, Tyreek Hill and Eli Apple hate each other.


https://twitter.com/cheetah/status/1685386778478260224


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Post by: Badger on August 01, 2023, 07:14:09 PM
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1686482850453782528?t=H0vgXOLaN5d_sgCc3rFg-A&s=19
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Post by: Libero_2 on August 01, 2023, 07:59:12 PM
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1686482850453782528?t=H0vgXOLaN5d_sgCc3rFg-A&s=19

I mean Chad was their QB for what 2 seasons? Or was it only 1? I can see Chad not having been special for them that one year.

I still maintain that if Chad had never been hurt, he would have had a legitimate shot at the hall of fame because his processing skills were insane. Would he have made it? Probably not without winning us a ring, but he would have been in that upper echelon of guys who just missed it.
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Post by: dcm1602 on August 03, 2023, 12:10:02 PM
Hell Chad was capable of staying healthy more than Tua

And that should be a red flag enough
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Post by: reuben on August 04, 2023, 03:06:06 PM
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ESPN’s Marcel Louis-Jacques believes Braxton Berrios will be the Dolphins’ third receiver.

Berrios’s primary competition for the gig is Robbie Chosen. The Dolphins signed both to one-year deals, though Berrios is set to make over $2 million more than Chosen this year. He is also a former All-Pro return specialist. For the sickos looking for a deep best ball play or dynasty stash on the Dolphins, Berrios is your guy. In redraft leagues, he isn’t on the board.

Hey good for Braxt- wait... what?

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Robbie Chosen

(https://i.imgur.com/zJgpwed.png)

I honestly don't know what this dude's name is now. 
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: insanity on August 13, 2023, 12:58:39 PM
Omar Kelly gonna omar Kelly

https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1690572953866440705
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2023, 01:59:42 PM
Omar Kelly gonna omar Kelly

https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1690572953866440705
Brilliant
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2023, 02:02:49 PM
Omar Kelly gonna omar Kelly

https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/1690572953866440705
This guy earning his 4%
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Heismanberg on August 17, 2023, 11:00:14 AM
Terron Armstead just got hurt in joint practice with Houston
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: MBGreen on August 17, 2023, 05:56:01 PM
Terron Armstead just got hurt in joint practice with Houston


Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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Good news for #Dolphins OT Terron Armstead, who was carted off today with a lower leg injury: I'm told no surgery is necessary and he'll work to be ready for Week 1.  Considering the various options, this is solid.
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Post by: Badger on August 18, 2023, 01:30:48 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/08/18/xavien-howard-accused-of-making-secret-sex-videos-woman-bashes-car/
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2023, 08:45:41 PM
https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1699215086445834723?t=fQjo8xun6v481A4A_2Gc5Q&s=19
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Post by: Johnny English on September 05, 2023, 08:50:25 PM
If that's considered powerful then I'm happy to send Saleh all the footage he wants of me lying on the sofa watching football, I will be able to provide many hours of motivation for the team.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 06, 2023, 02:01:16 PM
Terron Armstead to IR
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Post by: Libero_2 on October 06, 2023, 03:29:43 PM
Why do these guys want Claypool?
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Post by: steves850 on October 06, 2023, 03:35:02 PM
He's not wrong, he's just an poopchute. (https://brobible.com/sports/article/tyreek-hill-chiefs-jets-refs/)
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: reuben on October 06, 2023, 03:58:25 PM
He's not wrong, he's just an poopchute. (https://brobible.com/sports/article/tyreek-hill-chiefs-jets-refs/)

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Interestingly, Taylor Swift was also in attendance, supposedly to support rumored Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.

brobible accepts nothing at face value
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Johnny English on October 10, 2023, 07:54:41 AM
Da'Von Achane is out for multiple weeks and could be going to IR.
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Post by: bojanglesman on October 10, 2023, 08:25:18 AM
Da'Von Achane is out for multiple weeks and could be going to IR.

Nice. I'm sure they'll find some former track star on a couch somewhere and get 100 yards per game out of him.
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Post by: Johnny English on October 10, 2023, 08:31:29 AM
Nice. I'm sure they'll find some former track star on a couch somewhere and get 100 yards per game out of him.

They have Jeff Wilson.
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on October 10, 2023, 08:52:59 AM


They have Braxton Berrios.

FTFY
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Post by: Jumbo on October 10, 2023, 07:49:08 PM
This is Chase Claypool erasure
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Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 07:07:27 PM
The cope is strong

https://twitter.com/ckparrot/status/1721599810115969317?t=JWLCgMz0n0RPHZx0xre_yQ&s=19
Title: Re: lolphins
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2024, 02:35:44 PM
https://nypost.com/2024/01/26/sports/tyreek-hill-fires-fking-bonehead-who-filed-divorce-paperwork/
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Post by: CatoTheElder on March 08, 2024, 10:58:21 AM
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/03/07/cb-xavien-howard-says-door-is-closed-on-returning-to-miami-dolphins/72879700007/ (https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/nfl/2024/03/07/cb-xavien-howard-says-door-is-closed-on-returning-to-miami-dolphins/72879700007/)

Xavien Howard done with phins.