Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2013, 04:11:09 PM
Huge change for me. I'm excited!!!
Post by: Johnny English on October 28, 2013, 04:17:34 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2013, 04:22:15 PM
Post by: Hemi on October 28, 2013, 04:22:53 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2013, 04:26:12 PM
Hong Kong is awesome. Enjoy
Thanks. Have you been? I know almost nothing about the place.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 28, 2013, 05:38:07 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on October 28, 2013, 05:48:59 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 28, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
congrats though
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2013, 07:00:25 PM
Prediction: Tommy comes back impoverished after spending all of his money on HK hostess clubs and massage parlors. He'll be fired for bringing a "date" to the office Golden Week party and banging her on his boss's desk. He'll return to the states an ardent Democrat in desperate need of dat welfare check.
Hahahaha if that happens, at least it'll make for a great story.
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
if youre not at the tailgate you're dead to me.
congrats though
Thanks man.
Post by: Tommy on October 28, 2013, 07:02:36 PM
sayuki returns in January
I can probably get the real sayuki to post here. The lulz would be awesome.
Post by: ScotlandJet on October 30, 2013, 08:08:00 AM
あなたの新たな動きはあなたのために動作します願っています。あなたの芸者女の子 - 運のいいやつをたくさんの選択肢を持っているにバインドされて！
Jim
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2013, 08:13:56 AM
oh :
去他媽的自己
Further:
遠離老太太男孩。吃大量的韓國燒烤。你最終將皰疹。沒有運氣還真好
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 08:26:13 AM
まあ、トミーを完了
あなたの新たな動きはあなたのために動作します願っています。あなたの芸者女の子 - 運のいいやつをたくさんの選択肢を持っているにバインドされて！
Jim
Hahahahha thanks Jim! Not many Geishas in HK, but I'll be in and out of Japan enough to see all those options.
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 08:30:45 AM
Tommy, I just saw this, congrats and you're smart to do this when you're not tethered to a broad.
oh :
去他媽的自己
Further:
遠離老太太男孩。吃大量的韓國燒烤。你最終將皰疹。沒有運氣還真好
Haha had to run that through the translator since I don't speak Cantonese, but 谢谢！ and 去他媽的自己 !
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2013, 08:42:46 AM
Haha had to run that through the translator since I don't speak Cantonese, but 谢谢！ and 去他媽的自己 !haha I might start making all my posts in Catonese.
My guess is you're going to be spending lots and lots of time in Macau.
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 09:04:38 AM
haha I might start making all my posts in Catonese.
My guess is you're going to be spending lots and lots of time in Macau.
God willing.
Post by: JFIF on October 30, 2013, 09:07:57 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on October 30, 2013, 09:07:59 AM
Post by: Tommy on October 30, 2013, 09:10:26 AM
I heard Macau is dirty and grimy
Yeah, I never been there, but heard it was Asia's Vegas. The more I think about it, the more I think you're absolutely 100% right.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 30, 2013, 09:15:19 AM
I heard Macau is dirty and grimy
Well it used to be that's for sure (I was never there but I know from stories of people that have).
I heard it's getting cleaned up more and more by the week because of all the money that's going there. The gambling alone is 10 times the size of Vegas, believe it or not. It makes Vegas look like Atlantic City.
Post by: Heismanberg on October 30, 2013, 09:18:40 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 30, 2013, 11:04:56 PM
Translation:
Geno delenda est.
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 11:51:18 AM
So tempting.
Post by: 624 on November 05, 2013, 01:33:42 PM
Someone got magnetic letters for the kitchen refrigerator. A few words are currently spelled out on it, nothing interesting, but the remaining unused letters are T C N U.
So tempting.
Do it and take a picture please.
Post by: 624 on November 05, 2013, 01:34:22 PM
Do it and take a picture please.
Or take a pic how it is now and post to r/funny and reap the karma
Post by: Badger on November 05, 2013, 01:35:19 PM
excrement, should have done that. Don't feel like getting up now.
Or take a pic how it is now and post to r/funny and reap the karma
Post by: Hemi on November 05, 2013, 02:23:44 PM
Thanks. Have you been? I know almost nothing about the place.
When I was in the service I wound up there twice. Loved it.
Post by: Badger on November 12, 2013, 10:53:24 PM
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2013, 02:31:02 PM
I can't explain why I have this thought.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 10, 2013, 06:15:04 PM
I have an irrational fear that one day while walking past reception I will slip or somehow flail my arms out in a way that will knock over everything on the desk, including the large glass jar of assorted candy which would shatter everywhere.
I can't explain why I have this thought.
You received lots of wedgies as a kid.
Post by: Badger on December 10, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
You received lots of wedgies as a kid.
No, but I do also have intrusive thoughts when I'm on the subway about how awful it would be if I started uncontrollably shitting.
But that's not work-related.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 10, 2013, 06:31:09 PM
No, but I do also have intrusive thoughts when I'm on the subway about how awful it would be if I started uncontrollably shitting.
But that's not work-related.
How cool would it be if you caused a real life lardass scene from Stand By Me.
Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2013, 03:54:46 PM
Post by: JFIF on December 11, 2013, 03:57:27 PM
So for my office secret santa I made a donation in my target's name, as per their request on the secret santa portal. A card should be sent to them in a few days, but tomorrow is the actual gift exchange. What should I do? I feel like I need to bring something.
Monopoly money.
A funny written IOU involving stick figures and captions
Post by: Badger on December 11, 2013, 03:58:59 PM
Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2013, 04:01:01 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 11, 2013, 04:16:17 PM
Problem solved.
Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2013, 04:34:19 PM
Tell him that since he's too pretentious to accept an actual gift, you made a donation to your own favorite charity: yourself, and that he can go F himself.
Problem solved.
What's pretentious about asking for a donation?
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 12, 2013, 10:57:00 AM
What's pretentious about asking for a donation?
So you took the "pretentious" piece (not about asking for a donation, rather "being too good for" a gift) as the significant part of telling your boss to go F himself?
Post by: Tommy on December 12, 2013, 11:00:35 AM
So you took the "pretentious" piece (not about asking for a donation, rather "being too good for" a gift) as the significant part of telling your boss to go F himself?
I actually like my boss.
Post by: Badger on December 12, 2013, 11:03:15 AM
So you took the "pretentious" piece (not about asking for a donation, rather "being too good for" a gift) as the significant part of telling your boss to go F himself?
My company's CEO sent out a mass email asking anyone who was considering getting him a gift to donate here (http://giveforward.com/) and a couple other specific charitable causes instead.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 12, 2013, 11:04:29 AM
I actually like my boss.
Brown noser
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 12, 2013, 11:10:33 AM
I was simply telling Tommy to tell his boss to F himself.
Post by: Tommy on December 12, 2013, 01:35:00 PM
I don't have an issue with company executives asking for donations to be made in lieu of gifts. In fact, I think it's admirable.
I was simply telling Tommy to tell his boss to F himself.
Why do you hate Capitalism?
Post by: JFIF on December 12, 2013, 01:37:04 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 12, 2013, 01:43:55 PM
Why do you hate Capitalism?
Maybe he's Catholic.
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2013, 08:10:35 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2013, 08:20:10 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 24, 2013, 09:11:34 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 24, 2013, 09:12:48 AM
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2013, 09:13:53 AM
I'm banking on my manager telling us to go home when we head out for lunch.
Or when you come back from lunch, telling you the servers are on fire.
Post by: MBGreen on December 24, 2013, 09:15:46 AM
Or when you come back from lunch, telling you the servers are on fire.
Nah....that'll happen tomorrow morning.
/On Call
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2013, 09:26:39 AM
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2013, 09:59:03 AM
The Xmas feasting begins.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2013, 10:12:55 AM
1
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2013, 10:14:11 AM
I just saw a crzy dude at work take an entire box of coffee from the kitchen and put it into his car. Holy smokes...lol
1
Awesome. Is he on the way out or something or is he just a rampant cheapskate?
Post by: MBGreen on December 24, 2013, 10:15:40 AM
I just saw a crzy dude at work take an entire box of coffee from the kitchen and put it into his car. Holy smokes...lol
1
downtown coffee brown is an opportunist.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2013, 10:26:09 AM
Awesome. Is he on the way out or something or is he just a rampant cheapskate?
omg the latter
He has taken a thing of dish soap, filled gallon jugs with free water, taken pizza home for dinner, rolls of paper towels and god knows what else.
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2013, 10:27:40 AM
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2013, 10:29:19 AM
omg the latter
When I worked for the scouts, I once lifted a can of vanilla pudding out of the commissary to split with the guys who worked for me. It was the size of a paint can.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2013, 10:53:02 AM
When I worked for the scouts, I once lifted a can of vanilla pudding out of the commissary to split with the guys who worked for me. It was the size of a paint can.
hAHAHAH When I was in college and dead broke, I was a little thief and I am not proud. Holy moly did we take stuff......5 pound bags of shrimp, lobsters in the pants (not kidding), endless cases of beer, packs of chicken etc. etc.
The lobsters we returned to the sea, no joke, we took the bands off and released them just because.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 24, 2013, 11:01:30 AM
hAHAHAH When I was in college and dead broke, I was a little thief and I am not proud. Holy moly did we take stuff......5 pound bags of shrimp, lobsters in the pants (not kidding), endless cases of beer, packs of chicken etc. etc.
The lobsters we returned to the sea, no joke, we took the bands off and released them just because.
Hippie
Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2013, 11:03:33 AM
Hippie
Hey I was invited to lots of party because of my penchant for having 10-15 cases of beer in the trunk of my car at any given time and lobsters.
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2013, 11:12:07 AM
Post by: IATA on December 24, 2013, 09:58:13 PM
I had to walk home because I gave that guy my bus fare and he kept it. I beat my mom home and deleted the message and they never found out.
I didn't steal much after that.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 25, 2013, 03:56:47 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on December 25, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
When I worked in a restaurant 5+ years, they didn't inventory their alcohol and had a storeroom with a shitton of it. ended up borrowing around 10 bottles of jack and grey goose.
One of my good friends is a bartender at a pretty nice restaurant down here...he goes into the storeroom and empties Grey Goose into empty bottles, and then refills them with Taaka.
New Year's Eve will be alright this year.
Post by: IATA on December 25, 2013, 10:44:40 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 26, 2013, 09:30:11 AM
Grey Goose is overrated, but still alright drinkin.
Grey Goose is over priced garbage but it does have a pretty bottle you pay out the rectum for.
Post by: Tommy on December 26, 2013, 09:41:23 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 14, 2014, 10:28:22 AM
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 11:59:34 AM
pretending to be productive/not doing anything at work makes the day go by soooo slowww.
My job has become so easy that I'm bored to death about 75% of the time. Some days I just wish there was something challenging to keep me busy so the 8 hours don't continue to drag on at the speed of a special olympic hurdler.
Post by: Pope on January 14, 2014, 12:03:08 PM
My job has become so easy that I'm bored to death about 75% of the time. Some days I just wish there was something challenging to keep me busy so the 8 hours don't continue to drag on at the speed of a special olympic hurdler.
My old job was like that at times. It sucks. Now I'm usually too busy to slack off and get lucky if I can check Tapatalk on my phone during lunch (like now). Somewhere in between would be nice.
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 12:06:18 PM
My old job was like that at times. It sucks. Now I'm usually too busy to slack off and get lucky if I can check Tapatalk on my phone during lunch (like now). Somewhere in between would be nice.
In my previous job I was swamped. It's like a shock to go from one extreme to the other.
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2014, 12:13:35 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 14, 2014, 12:23:42 PM
My job has become so easy that I'm bored to death about 75% of the time. Some days I just wish there was something challenging to keep me busy so the 8 hours don't continue to drag on at the speed of a special olympic hurdler.
Same. My problem is that if I let on that I'm not that busy or capable or taking on more work, I will get a pile of bullshit dumped on my desk that I would have no chance at keeping up with. as pope said, somewhere in between would be nice
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 12:27:03 PM
Same. My problem is that if I let on that I'm not that busy or capable or taking on more work, I will get a pile of bullshit dumped on my desk that I would have no chance at keeping up with. as pope said, somewhere in between would be nice
Never, ever let your boss know that you're bored. If there is anything worse than not having anything to do for 8 hours, it's doing mind-numbing, tedious work that a 12 year old can do.
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2014, 12:32:33 PM
Never, ever let your boss know that you're bored. If there is anything worse than not having anything to do for 8 hours, it's doing mind-numbing, tedious work that a 12 year old can do.
"Can you alphabetize these invoices from 2003? I just found them behind a desk."
Post by: ons on January 14, 2014, 12:37:41 PM
If there is anything worse than not having anything to do for 8 hours, it's doing mind-numbing, tedious work that a 12 year old can do.
You mean jobs exist where that's not normal?
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 14, 2014, 12:44:31 PM
My job swings between the two tempos. Swamped or nothing.
Same here.
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2014, 12:47:09 PM
Same here.
Ditto.
I think that goes for most I.T. folks...depending which department your work in (DBA = Maytag Repairman, Programmer = random slave).
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 01:48:12 PM
"Can you alphabetize these invoices from 2003? I just found them behind a desk."
My personal favorite so far is:
"If you have some free time, I've got these 13 notepads in which are filled with interesting cases over the last 20 years that I've jotted down. You can enter them into the database by name, accession, and diagnosis."
....13 completely filled notepads?
*blows head off*
One year later, I've yet to start it or have been asked about it.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2014, 02:01:08 PM
My personal favorite so far is:
"If you have some free time, I've got these 13 notepads in which are filled with interesting cases over the last 20 years that I've jotted down. You can enter them into the database by name, accession, and diagnosis."
....13 completely filled notepads?
*blows head off*
One year later, I've yet to start it or have been asked about it.
Just curious what's your boss's name?
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 02:26:03 PM
Just curious what's your boss's name?
That's an incredibly odd question to ask.
:)
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2014, 02:26:58 PM
That's an incredibly odd question to ask. Why?
Puck wants your boss to stick a finger in Puck's derriere.
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 02:27:54 PM
Puck wants your boss to stick a finger in Puck's derriere.
We know why he asked. That purpose was secondary.
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2014, 02:30:44 PM
We know why he asked. That purpose was secondary.
ahhh..you haven't been around much. Thought you needed a refresher. :)
Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2014, 02:51:36 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 14, 2014, 02:53:00 PM
ahhh..you haven't been around much. Thought you needed a refresher. :)
I prefer fruit and large pieces of furniture vs. a finger.
Post by: klaximilian on January 14, 2014, 03:03:48 PM
I just wanted to know why Klax's boss found those 23 notebooks worth of cases so interesting and if he could possibly email them to me. It would be a shame if they weren't in a database so then can easily be sent.
Most interesting one I've come across was a vibrator stuck up some old woman's bum. Just imagine being the radiologist reading that one out...
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2014, 01:04:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dXj3f2n.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 17, 2014, 01:14:38 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 17, 2014, 01:14:57 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 01:16:23 PM
killing time until 3... the clock is crawling
I thought you were a line cook.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 17, 2014, 01:18:46 PM
I thought you were a line cook.
hahah I was all through college. Its been the office life for me for the past 3-4 years
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 01:20:19 PM
hahah I was all through college. Its been the office life for me for the past 3-4 years
oh nice.
the time is dragging for me today too.
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
killing time until 3... the clock is crawling
Until 3? I'd kill to be done at 3. I've forgotten what it's like to leave work before sunset.
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 01:21:56 PM
Until 3? I'd kill to be done at 3. I've forgotten what it's like to leave work before sunset.
I finish at 3:30pm...but it's flexible. What time is your work day finished?
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 17, 2014, 01:22:27 PM
Until 3? I'd kill to be done at 3. I've forgotten what it's like to leave work before sunset.
This.
Post by: Badger on January 17, 2014, 01:23:19 PM
I finish at 3:30pm...but it's flexible. What time is your work day finished?
6 PM every day. If I'm left to my own devices and feeling crafty I'll leave at 5:45.
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 01:25:52 PM
6 PM every day. If I'm left to my own devices and feeling crafty I'll leave at 5:45.
that sucks.
I like coming home, eating dinner and still having most of the night free.
The tradeoff is that I have to show up for work by 7:30am....which i'm fine with.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 17, 2014, 01:26:16 PM
Until 3? I'd kill to be done at 3. I've forgotten what it's like to leave work before sunset.
One of the very few perks of my job is it has flex hours. As long as you work your 40 hours every week and attend mandatory meetings/appointments, it's more or less up to you for when you want to schedule your time. I also can't stand getting out of work when it's dark and would have to deal with absurd traffic, so I go in early and get out early whenever possible.
today: In at 7, out at 3, no break for lunch.
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 01:28:30 PM
One of the very few perks of my job is it has flex hours. As long as you work your 40 hours every week and attend mandatory meetings/appointments, it's more or less up to you for when you want to schedule your time. I also can't stand getting out of work when it's dark and would also have to deal with absurd traffic, so I go in early and get out early whenever possible.
today: In at 7, out at 3, no break for lunch.
my typical day: show up by 7:30am, coffee dump at 8:45am, take a 90 min lunch at around 11am, out by 3:30pm or so. there's a nap in there somewhere too.
/govt job
Post by: Tommy on January 17, 2014, 03:35:32 PM
One of the very few perks of my job is it has flex hours. As long as you work your 40 hours every week and attend mandatory meetings/appointments, it's more or less up to you for when you want to schedule your time. I also can't stand getting out of work when it's dark and would have to deal with absurd traffic, so I go in early and get out early whenever possible.
today: In at 7, out at 3, no break for lunch.
How do they track your time
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 03:36:27 PM
How do they track your time
Dude, what happened at the whorehouse last night?
Post by: Tommy on January 17, 2014, 03:43:31 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 17, 2014, 04:09:50 PM
Dragon club is like a stripclub sash brothel. Def triad owned. Got a bj for 1000. Hkd. Left before passing put. Gary sinise goes there
You dropped $130 US on a blowjob? I hope he did a decent job.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 04:30:07 PM
Dragon club is like a stripclub sash brothel. Def triad owned. Got a bj for 1000. Hkd. Left before passing put. Gary sinise goes thereI'm living vicariously through you.
Post by: Tommy on January 17, 2014, 04:34:11 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 17, 2014, 04:42:16 PM
I get the conversions screwed up when I drink. Thought it was like 70 bucks. I really had to tel her to stop talking about Gary sinise though.
She was talking during a BJ?
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 05:09:18 PM
She was talking during a BJ?
she was probably eating a sandwich too.
Post by: Tommy on January 17, 2014, 05:25:40 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 17, 2014, 07:13:50 PM
Ha I meant before and after. And it was great. Women who do it for a living really know what the freak they're doing
Bazinga
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 20, 2014, 08:17:59 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 20, 2014, 08:57:10 AM
IM SO BORED AND ITS SO EARLY
took 30 minutes to migrate 3 database schemas over to a new server. the rest of my 7 hour day will used for lunch and napping.
Post by: Tommy on January 20, 2014, 09:23:18 AM
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 09:25:00 AM
Had to work today even though it's MLK day. In fact, I didn't even know it was MLK Day until an hour ago.
Wow, I'm shocked that they don't observe it in HK. SHOCKED.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 20, 2014, 09:59:33 AM
took 30 minutes to migrate 3 database schemas over to a new server. the rest of my 7 hour day will used for lunch and napping.
Gub-ment.
Post by: Tommy on January 20, 2014, 10:29:52 AM
Wow, I'm shocked that they don't observe it in HK. SHOCKED.
Well I do work for an American company still. Whatever. My mind is off today. Night.
Post by: IATA on January 20, 2014, 12:57:28 PM
Post by: Badger on January 20, 2014, 12:58:44 PM
I worked for GM up here in Canada. We barely observed all the Canadian holidays(as in, they had to be forced by the labor board), let alone a single American one because the company is based there.
So far 1 thing has happened today that required someone to be here. Totally quiet otherwise.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2014, 11:12:23 AM
George: "It seemed so disorganized."
Post by: klaximilian on January 21, 2014, 01:41:10 PM
So far 1 thing has happened today that required someone to be here. Totally quiet otherwise.
It's days like this that make me wish I could work from home. Nothing like driving an hour to work to sit on your arse and pick your nose.
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2014, 01:45:43 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 21, 2014, 02:45:18 PM
Then again, this is the same company that charged people a vacation day when they "didn't make the effort" to get in the day after Sandy.
I appreciate my job and my company almost never fires/lays off people, but this is just uncool.
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2014, 02:47:24 PM
At my old job they'd probably expect me to stay late. They also charged us vacation days for Sandy.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 21, 2014, 02:50:25 PM
Everyone at my job is getting calls from spouses telling them their places are closing/closed early. We're all sitting here getting no indication whatsoever that this place is closing. Actually management is subtly hinting that no one should consider leaving or they'll be penalized.
Then again, this is the same company that charged people a vacation day when they "didn't make the effort" to get in the day after Sandy.
I appreciate my job and my company almost never fires/lays off people, but this is just uncool.
I blame the old woman thread at TGG for raining down bad karma.
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2014, 02:53:11 PM
I blame the old woman thread at TGG for raining down bad karma.
(http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/spit-take.gif)
Post by: Tommy on January 21, 2014, 06:23:50 PM
Everyone at my job is getting calls from spouses telling them their places are closing/closed early. We're all sitting here getting no indication whatsoever that this place is closing. Actually management is subtly hinting that no one should consider leaving or they'll be penalized.
Then again, this is the same company that charged people a vacation day when they "didn't make the effort" to get in the day after Sandy.
I appreciate my job and my company almost never fires/lays off people, but this is just uncool.
I find it funny that whenever your company does something shitty you blame corporate America. You just work for a shitty company.
Post by: Pope on January 21, 2014, 10:53:05 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 01:29:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuqemytQ5QA
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2014, 03:05:49 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 07:24:43 AM
Haha. What network was that on? The woman says that it's a terrible thing while she's sitting on a cushy $250k a year job.
It's a Canadian network. He's the same guy who "attacked" the little GMO girl. He's awesome. It is pretty disgusting that the number is accurate, but his response is so great.
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2014, 07:40:26 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:02:36 AM
Well the number is a bit misleading. 3.5 billion live below the U.S poverty level, but the cost of living varies country to country. I'll get more into this when I get home.
That's not the stat I was talking about. I'm talking about the fact that 85 people have as much money as 3.5 billion people.
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2014, 08:15:12 AM
That's not the stat I was talking about. I'm talking about the fact that 85 people have as much money as 3.5 billion people.
Maybe in terms of net worth, but definitely not liquid assets. That's also a bit misleading.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 08:25:26 AM
That's not the stat I was talking about. I'm talking about the fact that 85 people have as much money as 3.5 billion people.
It's what happens when you compare extremes.
It's a stupid argument. To be in the top or bottom % of basically anything ever you need to be a outlier.
People in China and Africa are poor, how the hell are we supposed to fix another country on another continent when we can't fix our own,
And we already give them insane amounts of aid while their governments and Warlords rape and murder them. But it's the rich people that are bad
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:27:47 AM
It's what happens when you compare extremes.
It's a stupid argument. To be in the top or bottom % of basically anything ever you need to be a outlier.
People in China and Africa are poor, how the hell are we supposed to fix another country on another continent when we can't fix our own,
And we already give them insane amounts of aid while their governments and Warlords rape and murder them. But it's the rich people that are bad
What the freak are you ranting about?
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 08:31:55 AM
What the freak are you ranting about?they're comparing the richest people in the world to the very poorest
If I compared the strongest people in the world, to the weakest (ie some people on vents without brain function incapable of moving on their own) I could say the same excrement.
OMG the strongest 85 people are as strong as the weakest Billion blah blah blah.
I just hate people who make shady arguments to push their views (not you, but that chick)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:32:05 AM
Maybe in terms of net worth, but definitely not liquid assets. That's also a bit misleading.
Yeah, this probably isn't a discussion worth having. "Yeah, a handful of people may be worth as much as half the population, but they can't get to their money as quickly!"
Dude, proper response is: "Yes, it's incredibly fucked up that sort of financial inequity exists, but there's really nothing viable that can be done about it, so let's go back to laughing about how hilarious Kevin O'Leary is." I'm just going to pretend that's what you said, and we can laugh and move on.
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 08:33:14 AM
Yeah, this probably isn't a discussion worth having. "Yeah, a handful of people may be worth as much as half the population, but they can't get to their money as quickly!"
A bird in the hand is worth 3.5 billion in the bush.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:35:29 AM
they're comparing the richest people in the world to the very poorest
If I compared the strongest people in the world, to the weakest (ie some people on vents without brain function incapable of moving on their own) I could say the same excrement.
OMG the strongest 85 people are as strong as the weakest Billion blah blah blah.
I just hate people who make shady arguments to push their views (not you, but that chick)
1) That's not analogous. At all.
2) It's not a shady argument. The idea that Oxfam thinks it can be fixed is silly, but not the fact that 85 outliers really shouldn't have a value equivalent to half the numbers within a data set.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:38:05 AM
"Hey guys, if the weakest 3.5 billion people can lift an average of 5 pounds each, don't you think it stands to reason that the strongest 85 can lift 206 million pounds a piece? Normal statistics, bro. Go tan."
Seriously, though, I know that all those people on vents seriously drag down the average of...half the world's population.
Post by: MBGreen on January 22, 2014, 08:45:14 AM
Well the number is a bit misleading. 3.5 billion live below the U.S poverty level, but the cost of living varies country to country. I'll get more into this when I get home.
throw some Culture Club on, it'll help you focus.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:46:53 AM
throw some Culture Club on, it'll help you focus.
Bahahaha. "Tom N. listened to Karma Chameleon on Spotify".
Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2014, 09:15:15 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2014, 09:39:17 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2014, 09:45:51 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 22, 2014, 09:57:36 AM
Yeah, this probably isn't a discussion worth having. "Yeah, a handful of people may be worth as much as half the population, but they can't get to their money as quickly!"
Dude, proper response is: "Yes, it's incredibly fucked up that sort of financial inequity exists, but there's really nothing viable that can be done about it, so let's go back to laughing about how hilarious Kevin O'Leary is." I'm just going to pretend that's what you said, and we can laugh and move on.
The gap doesn't affect you or I. Hell, I'm glad that some factory workers and farmers make less the a dollar a day. It keeps costs down and money in my pocket. It's fucked up, but it's a world of haves and have-nots.
Post by: JFIF on January 22, 2014, 10:19:08 AM
Hell, I'm glad that some factory workers and farmers make less the a dollar a day. It keeps costs down and money in my pocket. It's fucked up, but it's a world of haves and have-nots.
This is like the Tommyest Tommy sentence ever
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 22, 2014, 11:42:06 AM
- Mr. French
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 22, 2014, 12:09:43 PM
I find it funny that whenever your company does something shitty you blame corporate America. You just work for a shitty company.
Yeah, I'm 19 years old and have never worked for any other company in my life.
they're comparing the richest people in the world to the very poorest
If I compared the strongest people in the world, to the weakest (ie some people on vents without brain function incapable of moving on their own) I could say the same excrement.
OMG the strongest 85 people are as strong as the weakest Billion blah blah blah.
I just hate people who make shady arguments to push their views (not you, but that chick)
They're comparing the 85 richest with 3.5 billion other people. A little more than seven dozen human beings hold as much wealth as a combined 3,500,000,000 other people.
Holy excrement your arguments suck.
The gap doesn't affect you or I. Hell, I'm glad that some factory workers and farmers make less the a dollar a day. It keeps costs down and money in my pocket. It's fucked up, but it's a world of haves and have-nots.
I wasn't surprised by the Duck Dynasty guy's douchebaggery. I am literally shocked that I have actually seen someone admit they feel this way.
This is like the Tommyest Tommy sentence ever
#realtalk
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 12:29:35 PM
Yeah, I'm 19 years old and have never worked for any other company in my life.
#realtalk
When you get an adult job and go from the 15% to 28% + federal tax bracket lets see if your opinion changes at all
Post by: Heismanberg on January 22, 2014, 12:30:10 PM
When you get an adult job and go from the 15% to 28% + federal tax bracket lets see if your opinion changes at all
Alio isn't 19 years old
I think he meant 19 years in
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 12:33:40 PM
Alio isn't 19 years old
I think he meant 19 years in
In that case im thinking he was being sarcastic
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 22, 2014, 01:23:29 PM
In that case im thinking he was being sarcastic
Ya think?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 01:28:02 PM
When you get an adult job and go from the 15% to 28% + federal tax bracket lets see if your opinion changes at all
I love the idea that an "adult job" means necessarily moving into the 28% tax bracket. Guys, if you're making less than $80k a year, you're still a child.
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 01:31:26 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 01:47:39 PM
Speaking of taxes, for the first time in my life I'm likely getting a sizable tax return.
I hate you. I never get tax refunds, and paying the SE tax means an automatic 15.6% off net. I'm getting ready to send off a giant check to Uncle Sam soon, even after my estimated payments.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 01:49:53 PM
I love the idea that an "adult job" means necessarily moving into the 28% tax bracket. Guys, if you're making less than $80k a year, you're still a child.
Well if he was 19 I figured he was working at like Ralphs Italian ices or something.
I dont know many 19 year olds who have full time careers
But fair point 28% + is a decent chunk of change, although if you live in the tristate area that a lot of people get there.
25% woudlve been a much more universal number though.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 02:03:46 PM
I hate you. I never get tax refunds, and paying the SE tax means an automatic 15.6% off net. I'm getting ready to send off a giant check to Uncle Sam soon, even after my estimated payments.
Isnt SE just a way of having a self employed person pay the same social security/medicare that everyone else is forced to pay anyway?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 02:08:16 PM
Isnt SE just a way of having a self employed person pay the same social security/medicare that everyone else is forced to pay anyway?
Yes, except you have to pay the employer portion as well. Most people pay 7.8% and their employers pay 7.8%. It's a difference of about 8% of your income.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 02:10:21 PM
Yes, except you have to pay the employer portion as well. Most people pay 7.8% and their employers pay 7.8%. It's a difference of about 8% of your income.
Yeah thats stupid
So much for promoting people to create jobs.
In an ideal world theyd just change social security to a mandatory 401k
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2014, 02:17:46 PM
Yeah thats stupid
So much for promoting people to create jobs.
In an ideal world theyd just change social security to a mandatory 401k
But instead we have mandatory health insurance.
Yayyyyyyyy
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 02:19:54 PM
But instead we have mandatory health insurance.
Yayyyyyyyy
But at least our insurance is better now. Everyone has to have more coverage for everything now, even if its not for their gender and or they dont have kids
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
Yeah thats stupid
So much for promoting people to create jobs.
In an ideal world theyd just change social security to a mandatory 401k
If I could get an increased limit on my IRA contributions and could just dump my SS contributions into there instead, I'd be such a happy man.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 03:25:56 PM
But at least our insurance is better now. Everyone has to have more coverage for everything now, even if its not for their gender and or they dont have kids
The people I know who actually managed to wade through the swamp of ACA coverage actually ended up with better, cheaper coverage than they had under their employers. They took the employer contribution elsewhere and did much better for themselves. It's a shame it didn't get implemented state by state instead of federally so that the issues could have been lessened.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 03:30:33 PM
If I could get an increased limit on my IRA contributions and could just dump my SS contributions into there instead, I'd be such a happy man.
Nothing you could do about the SS thing, but cant you open (or already have) a SEP IRA or Individual 401k?
Solid alternatives to just doing an IRA (which i presume youre referring to a Roth IRA or something of the like)
And being from Cali id imagine youd be able to save a crap ton going with a tax deffered approach
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 03:33:21 PM
The people I know who actually managed to wade through the swamp of ACA coverage actually ended up with better, cheaper coverage than they had under their employers. They took the employer contribution elsewhere and did much better for themselves. It's a shame it didn't get implemented state by state instead of federally so that the issues could have been lessened.
Its gonna go on a case by case basis. I mean the people I know that work in healthcare already have excellent stuff and almost all get BC/BS EPO from work for dirt cheap so ACA doesnt do them any favors. People from small businesses or individual family plans seem to be the ones having a much more difficult time. Kinda hard for someone working a excrement job making 15$ an hour to afford these comprehensive plans that are 600-800$ a month for the cheapest plans available.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 03:42:27 PM
Nothing you could do about the SS thing, but cant you open (or already have) a SEP IRA or Individual 401k?
Solid alternatives to just doing an IRA (which i presume youre referring to a Roth IRA or something of the like)
And being from Cali id imagine youd be able to save a crap ton going with a tax deffered approach
I only do tax deferred retirement savings. A Roth IRA has no benefit for me. All of them have contribution limits, though. Like I said, if I were to contribute what I already do and my 12.4% SS taxes, I'd need those limits raised.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 03:45:54 PM
Its gonna go on a case by case basis. I mean the people I know that work in healthcare already have excellent stuff and almost all get BC/BS EPO from work for dirt cheap so ACA doesnt do them any favors. People from small businesses or individual family plans seem to be the ones having a much more difficult time. Kinda hard for someone working a excrement job making 15$ an hour to afford these comprehensive plans that are 600-800$ a month for the cheapest plans available.
The cheapest plans are not $600 - 800/mo. They go down into the $200/mo range, and even then there are subsidies and credits that help defray the cost.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 03:47:38 PM
The cheapest plans are not $600 - 800/mo. They go down into the $200/mo range, and even then there are subsidies and credits that help defray the cost.
Well 600-800 might be family plans, id assume 200/mo is for individuals with scary high deductibles (pretty much making you not have insurance)
I dont think most people in higher wage states (ny, cali) are eligible for them. At least I havent met anyone who is
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 03:49:09 PM
Well 600-800 might be family plans, id assume 200/mo is for individuals with scary high deductibles (pretty much making you not have insurance)
I dont think most people in higher wage states (ny, cali) are eligible for them. At least I havent met anyone who is
I think the catastrophic plan is the cheapest in California, and the deductible is $6400. It's intended for people who don't have a need for much medical coverage outside of a sudden and drastic change in health.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 03:54:06 PM
I only do tax deferred retirement savings. A Roth IRA has no benefit for me. All of them have contribution limits, though. Like I said, if I were to contribute what I already do and my 12.4% SS taxes, I'd need those limits raised.
Makes sense, especially from a high tax state. I guess im in a position where im in the lower tax brackets ill be in for a while now, so it makes more sense for me to focus on Roths instead of tax deferring right now. A Roth IRA will still have some benefit (assuming youre eligible and not over the limit) although obviously the deferred stuff likely is going be way better from how you make it sound.
Though I thought that the limit for a SEP IRA was be pretty substantial. Like 25% of your income or 49k (whichevers lower)
Although im not self employed so I dont really know the details of it
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 03:56:17 PM
I think the catastrophic plan is the cheapest in California, and the deductible is $6400. It's intended for people who don't have a need for much medical coverage outside of a sudden and drastic change in health.
Yeah but I mean that kinda blows.
Imagine youre 19 like Alio (im kidding) making 15-20$ an hour and then you suddenly gotta start paying 200$ a month (on top of all the other excrement at that age) for insurance that does nothing for you unless you find out you have cancer or major surgery.
Thats pretty shitty, 2400$ a year going towards insurance youll likely never use instead of student loans car payments etc
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 03:57:52 PM
Yeah but I mean that kinda blows.
Imagine youre 19 like Alio (im kidding) making 15-20$ an hour and then you suddenly gotta start paying 200$ a month (on top of all the other excrement at that age) for insurance that does nothing for you unless you find out you have cancer or major surgery.
Thats pretty shitty, 2400$ a year going towards insurance youll likely never use instead of student loans car payments etc
Just remember that there's assistance for that. In this state, if you're making $15/hr, you're not actually paying for that health insurance. Credits and subsidies take care of it in full.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 04:00:44 PM
Just remember that there's assistance for that. In this state, if you're making $15/hr, you're not actually paying for that health insurance. Credits and subsidies take care of it in full.
So youre paying for it then.
In that case that blows for you.
Im surprised its 15/hr (full time?) that is eligible.
I have a few friends who make around that in NY and arent.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 05:22:54 PM
So youre paying for it then.
In that case that blows for you.
Im surprised its 15/hr (full time?) that is eligible.
I have a few friends who make around that in NY and arent.
I don't mind paying into health care if it's an efficient system, but I'd rather have it be single payer in that situation. My issue is that we're too large to really have dependably efficient systems. If I lived in Finland, I'd be a socialist. I don't, though, so I lean libertarian.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 22, 2014, 05:29:35 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2014, 08:25:06 PM
If I could get an increased limit on my IRA contributions and could just dump my SS contributions into there instead, I'd be such a happy man.
When you're older start a defined benefit plan (pension). For consultant business like yours with no employees if you were 50 you could defer 50,000 plus if you were making over hundo.
When I was in the retail financial advisory side, I had a 70 year old customer start a defined benefit plan because he had a 2 person business, him and the wife. He made 400,000 plus and paid her a nominal salary, say 75,000. He was able to defer over 250,000 and she the vast majority of her salary because of actuarial tables.
It works awesome for self proprietors, consultant type business, because if you do the plan for one you have to offer it to all full time employees. Most small to medium sized business owners would have to say freak that. The only drawback is cost, which is about $1,200 in 2005. When I found out about it and investigated it, I was going on a campaign but then I got promoted and now do institutional only business.
Even my customer who was a cheap bastard didn't mind the fee he saved an lol amount in taxes, what did he give a excrement.
Only sophisticated advisors do this which wipes out 90 percent of the schmucks that call themselves "financial advisors".
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 22, 2014, 08:47:03 PM
When you're older start a defined benefit plan (pension). For consultant business like yours with no employees if you were 50 you could defer 50,000 plus if you were making over hundo.
When I was in the retail financial advisory side, I had a 70 year old customer start a defined benefit plan because he had a 2 person business, him and the wife. He made 400,000 plus and paid her a nominal salary, say 75,000. He was able to defer over 250,000 and she the vast majority of her salary because of actuarial tables.
It works awesome for self proprietors, consultant type business, because if you do the plan for one you have to offer it to all full time employees. Most small to medium sized business owners would have to say freak that. The only drawback is cost, which is about $1,200 in 2005. When I found out about it and investigated it, I was going on a campaign but then I got promoted and now do institutional only business.
Even my customer who was a cheap bastard didn't mind the fee he saved an lol amount in taxes, what did he give a excrement.
Only sophisticated advisors do this which wipes out 90 percent of the schmucks that call themselves "financial advisors".
That's a great idea, and definitely not something that would have occurred to me.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 22, 2014, 09:10:03 PM
When you're older start a defined benefit plan (pension). For consultant business like yours with no employees if you were 50 you could defer 50,000 plus if you were making over hundo.
When I was in the retail financial advisory side, I had a 70 year old customer start a defined benefit plan because he had a 2 person business, him and the wife. He made 400,000 plus and paid her a nominal salary, say 75,000. He was able to defer over 250,000 and she the vast majority of her salary because of actuarial tables.
It works awesome for self proprietors, consultant type business, because if you do the plan for one you have to offer it to all full time employees. Most small to medium sized business owners would have to say freak that. The only drawback is cost, which is about $1,200 in 2005. When I found out about it and investigated it, I was going on a campaign but then I got promoted and now do institutional only business.
Even my customer who was a cheap bastard didn't mind the fee he saved an lol amount in taxes, what did he give a excrement.
Only sophisticated advisors do this which wipes out 90 percent of the schmucks that call themselves "financial advisors".
You need to put away QUITE a bit of money in order for this to be worthwhile though. I checked it out (because it sounds incredibly intriguing) and that 1200 $ free is both upfront and annually.
Not sure what the limit to contribute under 50 years old is, but at 1200 a year for 50 grand away a year thats 2.4% annually. Presumably in addition to fund fees (unless you're dumping it all into a vanguard) and you could easily end up paying 3.5% annually.
In the case you mentioned about that other guy making a crazy fuckton of money though, it makes more sense since 1200/200k is nothing
Also from what seeing you can do it for an small business with employees if you do a key employee only plan.
Cost 1500 a year instead of 1200, but you can still get the benefits for yourself that way
Post by: Miamipuck on January 23, 2014, 07:25:35 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 23, 2014, 07:32:27 AM
back to your finance circlejerk, nerds.
Post by: IATA on January 23, 2014, 09:09:06 AM
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Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2014, 11:22:17 AM
the girl 2 desks over won't leave me alone this morning. bitch I'm just trying to sit here and read sports news on my phone not listen to stories about your little brother and what kind of dreams you had last night.
back to your finance circlejerk, nerds.
Was the kind wet?
Post by: Badger on January 23, 2014, 11:23:23 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 23, 2014, 11:24:45 AM
She wants SixInchesDeepBoom........dickheadshot
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 23, 2014, 11:39:42 AM
Was the kind wet?
it was the kind where someone was trying to murder her! and then she woke up and couldn't fall back to sleep because she was scared!
- said every girl, ever.
to answer your question, yes, I think so.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 23, 2014, 11:40:43 AM
it was the kind where someone was trying to murder her! and then she woke up and couldn't fall back to sleep because she was scared!
- said every girl, ever.
to answer your question, yes, I think so.
She's telling you she wants you there to comfort her. With your dick in her mouth.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2014, 11:06:43 AM
She wants SixInchesDeep
it's no picnic trying to freak a chick with a flaccid rooster.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2014, 11:08:21 AM
She's telling you she wants you there to comfort her. With your dick in her mouth.
I feel like this chick would keep trying to converse even once my dick is in her mouth.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2014, 11:10:46 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 24, 2014, 11:18:15 AM
I feel like this chick would keep trying to converse even once my dick is in her mouth.
Yeah it's impossible to shut some broads up, even chloroform doesn't work.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 24, 2014, 11:56:48 AM
it's no picnic trying to freak a chick with a flaccid rooster.
Wait. What?
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2014, 12:07:37 PM
Wait. What?he's saying his tallywhacker is 6 inches when its flaccid. Joking unless he's in porn. Mine is about -3 inches right now its so freaking cold.
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2014, 12:49:28 PM
Yeah it's impossible to shut some broads up, even chloroform doesn't work.
(http://www.daylol.com/images/2012/November/21/50ad5721cae51.gif)
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 24, 2014, 03:15:50 PM
he's saying his tallywhacker is 6 inches when its flaccid. Joking unless he's in porn. Mine is about -3 inches right now its so freaking cold.
I know what he meant. Read what he wrote.
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2014, 03:17:23 PM
I know what he meant. Read what he wrote.
SFD likes his "women" rock hard.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2014, 08:04:57 PM
and why would I want to bang a chick that didn't have an erection? inconceivable
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2014, 08:06:12 PM
ok that took a few minutes to figure out. what did I get the order of operations wrong?
and why would I want to bang a chick that didn't have an erection? inconceivable
quoted for teh gay
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 31, 2014, 07:50:52 AM
Post by: Badger on January 31, 2014, 08:12:24 AM
MAKE IT STOP
Chool out 4 real. It's Friday.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 31, 2014, 09:24:30 AM
Chool out 4 real. It's Friday.
usually if it's the last day of the month and it falls on a Friday, work is unbearable. surprisingly not that bad today. I'm quickly running out of websites to refresh though.
Post by: Badger on January 31, 2014, 09:25:02 AM
usually if it's the last day of the month and it falls on a Friday, work is unbearable. surprisingly not that bad today. I'm quickly running out of websites to refresh though.
http://fanspeak.com/ontheclock/
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2014, 09:36:30 AM
So glad this interview was scheduled on a freaking casual friday. *smh*
It probably doesn't help that i usually show up to work dressed like a hobo. /IT dress code
Post by: Badger on January 31, 2014, 09:46:04 AM
I'm sitting here dressed in a shirt n' tie, dress pants and dress shoes. I've had 7 different people ask me if i have a job interview today. It's only 9:35am.
So glad this interview was scheduled on a freaking casual friday. *smh*
It probably doesn't help that i usually show up to work dressed like a hobo. /IT dress code
When I was covertly interviewing during my lunch break at my old job, I stashed my suit jacket and tie in the coat closet as soon as I walked in. Ended up putting on my tie in the cab on the way to the interview.
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2014, 09:48:36 AM
When I was covertly interviewing during my lunch break at my old job, I stashed my suit jacket and tie in the coat closet as soon as I walked in. Ended up putting on my tie in the cab on the way to the interview.
I thought about doing that....but with my luck, I'd be putting my tie on in the bathroom as one of my supervisors walks in to take a dump.
Casual Friday killed any kind of secrecy. Everyone is wearing jeans today, except me. I might as well be walking around here buck naked.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 31, 2014, 10:47:24 AM
(http://www.daylol.com/images/2012/November/21/50ad5721cae51.gif)
I still can't stop laughing at this.
Post by: Fenwyr on January 31, 2014, 10:48:09 AM
I might as well be walking around here buck naked.
No.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 31, 2014, 11:51:09 AM
I'm sitting here dressed in a shirt n' tie, dress pants and dress shoes. I've had 7 different people ask me if i have a job interview today. It's only 9:35am.
So glad this interview was scheduled on a freaking casual friday. *smh*
It probably doesn't help that i usually show up to work dressed like a hobo. /IT dress code
I'm probably going to end up shaving my beard for an interview next week, and suffer the same fate. anyone that knows me knows I don't really shave unless I have to. last time I got a haircut, 5+ people asked me if I had a job interview. one kid came up to me and goes "Oh! hey. what's up Matt. uhh I thought you got fired and the guy sitting at your desk was your replacement."
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2014, 12:31:18 PM
I'm probably going to end up shaving my beard for an interview next week, and suffer the same fate. anyone that knows me knows I don't really shave unless I have to. last time I got a haircut, 5+ people asked me if I had a job interview. one kid came up to me and goes "Oh! hey. what's up Matt. uhh I thought you got fired and the guy sitting at your desk was your replacement."
I shaved my beard off too for this. Now it's even colder outside.
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2014, 12:42:45 PM
No.
I'll save it for the tailgate.
Post by: ons on January 31, 2014, 02:35:50 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 31, 2014, 02:44:07 PM
I now wear ties to work every day. It's disgusting.
My first IT job was like that. For 3 1/2 years, 5 days a week.
I hated it then...and still hate it today.
Post by: klaximilian on January 31, 2014, 04:32:26 PM
I now wear ties to work every day. It's disgusting.
Yeah, that sucks.
I had a job like that 2 years ago where I had to wear a tie every day. Now, I wear jeans about 75% of the time and a rather large tie collection that just collects dust.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 31, 2014, 09:19:58 PM
Post by: Badger on January 31, 2014, 09:20:25 PM
"Tie"? What's a "tie"?
It's like a scarf but less gay.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 31, 2014, 09:20:56 PM
It's like a scarf but less gay.
So MB decided to man up?
Post by: Tommy on February 01, 2014, 05:18:34 AM
Post by: Johnny English on February 01, 2014, 05:32:06 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 01, 2014, 06:18:54 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on February 01, 2014, 08:59:02 AM
Post by: Tommy on February 01, 2014, 07:51:07 PM
I wear a suit and tie every time I go into the office, whether I have customer meetings or not. I like wearing suit and tie; it's far from uncommon for me to wear a suit on a night out, although I'm less inclined to wear a tie then.
I used to do that, but it's tough to keep up when the rest of the office is business casual.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2014, 09:53:41 AM
I ain't found excrement. This is getting ridiculous. Guvmint owes me 5 weeks of unemployment at this point. Ramen is good though.
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2014, 10:02:11 AM
It's a gov't job so it would be pretty stable, but I probably wouldn't have the freedom I do now.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2014, 10:05:49 AM
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I ain't found excrement. This is getting ridiculous. Guvmint owes me 5 weeks of unemployment at this point. Ramen is good though.
You're out of work? I didn't know, sorry to hear that.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2014, 10:08:36 AM
You're out of work? I didn't know, sorry to hear that.
Thanks man. Yeah, I manage call centers, but what I do at this point is basically contract. I'm hired to a full time position with good enough pay... Only to fix the place and get laid off. Right to work state babby.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2014, 10:20:16 AM
Thanks man. Yeah, I manage call centers, but what I do at this point is basically contract. I'm hired to a full time position with good enough pay... Only to fix the place and get laid off. Right to work state babby.
Damn I know a guy that knows a guy......... Seriously, I played hockey with a person that did/does that. I am not sure if he owned them or just ran them. I can ask if he knows of anything for you.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2014, 10:25:16 AM
Damn I know a guy that knows a guy......... Seriously, I played hockey with a person that did/does that. I am not sure if he owned them or just ran them. I can ask if he knows of anything for you.
Anything helps man. My wife recently got a great job in the courts here, so we are not mobile. Pretty much Vegas or remote/travel.
Need to PM a certain Jets fan about selling call center tech. Just haven't given in to my utter hatred of sales.
Post by: Badger on February 06, 2014, 10:25:33 AM
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
Anything helps man. My wife recently got a great job in the courts here, so we are not mobile. Pretty much Vegas or remote/travel.
Need to PM a certain Jets fan about selling call center tech. Just haven't given in to my utter hatred of sales.
Doesn't have to be sales; what about pre-sales, project management or training? I can certainly talk to our guys in Nevada and see if there's anything going on there. We've also got quite a big operation in Tempe which isn't too far from you.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2014, 11:45:13 AM
Doesn't have to be sales; what about pre-sales, project management or training? I can certainly talk to our guys in Nevada and see if there's anything going on there. We've also got quite a big operation in Tempe which isn't too far from you.
Didn't want to name you, but you outed yourself. Yeah... I'm the perfect tech savvy guy that makes a sales guy look good in presentations and whatnot. I can somewhat master any software/hardware in a short period of time. I saved my last company about $2M in yearly revenue, then got laid off because one of my underlings stole some hours while I was at the yearly convention in Memphis. Bottom line... They laid me off and offered the job to the guy I had been training, for half the salary. I love the fact that he told them to go screw themselves.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 06, 2014, 12:04:24 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 06, 2014, 12:11:45 PM
Didn't want to name you, but you outed yourself. Yeah... I'm the perfect tech savvy guy that makes a sales guy look good in presentations and whatnot. I can somewhat master any software/hardware in a short period of time. I saved my last company about $2M in yearly revenue, then got laid off because one of my underlings stole some hours while I was at the yearly convention in Memphis. Bottom line... They laid me off and offered the job to the guy I had been training, for half the salary. I love the fact that he told them to go screw themselves.
Send me your resume and a covering letter explaining what you're about and what you're looking for (not money, that's none of my business) and I'll send it to our HR team as well as to the guys who run the Nevada channels.
Post by: Pope on February 06, 2014, 12:42:45 PM
Post by: MBGreen on February 06, 2014, 12:44:21 PM
Didn't want to name you, but you outed yourself. Yeah... I'm the perfect tech savvy guy that makes a sales guy look good in presentations and whatnot. I can somewhat master any software/hardware in a short period of time. I saved my last company about $2M in yearly revenue, then got laid off because one of my underlings stole some hours while I was at the yearly convention in Memphis. Bottom line... They laid me off and offered the job to the guy I had been training, for half the salary. I love the fact that he told them to go screw themselves.
that's a shitty situation, my friend. Best of luck in your search. Maybe Russ or Stan can open a few doors for you.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 06, 2014, 01:19:59 PM
Didn't want to name you, but you outed yourself. Yeah... I'm the perfect tech savvy guy that makes a sales guy look good in presentations and whatnot. I can somewhat master any software/hardware in a short period of time. I saved my last company about $2M in yearly revenue, then got laid off because one of my underlings stole some hours while I was at the yearly convention in Memphis. Bottom line... They laid me off and offered the job to the guy I had been training, for half the salary. I love the fact that he told them to go screw themselves, then took the job.
FYP and that sucks.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 06, 2014, 02:23:58 PM
FYP and that sucks.
Hahaha. He still didn't. For the money they 'offered' him he chose to keep his crappy hourly job.
And JE. Will PM tomorrow.
Post by: Tommy on February 06, 2014, 05:46:41 PM
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2014, 09:48:35 AM
Post by: Pope on February 13, 2014, 10:16:13 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 13, 2014, 11:57:57 AM
Post by: dcm1602 on February 14, 2014, 07:45:09 PM
Anyone need surgery ?
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2014, 07:50:16 PM
Woohoo got promoted to an operating room gig.
Anyone need surgery ?
Do you guys do dolphinoplasty?
Post by: bojanglesman on February 14, 2014, 09:13:32 PM
Woohoo got promoted to an operating room gig.Post-op rub and tug masseuse?
Anyone need surgery ?
/incognito
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 14, 2014, 10:09:34 PM
Woohoo got promoted to an operating room gig.
Anyone need surgery ?
optional tommy johns?
Post by: Tommy on February 19, 2014, 05:13:35 AM
http://www.shootingworkshop.com/?default
Anyone done something like this?
Post by: Badger on February 22, 2014, 08:52:42 PM
http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1996-09-17/news/1996261131_1_meat-products-drug-users-drug-trade
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2014, 10:49:12 PM
That guy has colon cancer now.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 25, 2014, 10:53:35 PM
So you guys remember how a year ago I got totally fucked over by a bad reference?
That guy has colon cancer now.
The kind with or without Skip Bayless?
Post by: Tommy on February 25, 2014, 11:31:11 PM
So you guys remember how a year ago I got totally fucked over by a bad reference?
That guy has colon cancer now.
Oh excrement.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2014, 05:26:09 AM
So you guys remember how a year ago I got totally fucked over by a bad reference?. Remind me to be nice to you from now on.
That guy has colon cancer now.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 26, 2014, 10:03:17 AM
Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 10:06:04 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 26, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Are you done with the old job? I remember you talked about a career switch a while ago.
I started going back to school yes but of all freaking things I have the chicken pox.
Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 10:15:16 AM
I started going back to school yes but of all freaking things I have the chicken pox.
excrement. I never had it as a kid (got the vaccine) but I'm worried about eventually getting it as an adult.
I had full body poison ivy once so I don't know if it could be worse than that.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2014, 10:35:50 AM
I started going back to school yes but of all freaking things I have the chicken pox.
Herpes and chicken pox look similar sometimes.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 26, 2014, 11:08:36 AM
excrement. I never had it as a kid (got the vaccine) but I'm worried about eventually getting it as an adult.
I had full body poison ivy once so I don't know if it could be worse than that.
I caught it from my wife, she has been in the hospital for a few weeks. One of the things she has is the shingles virus which is the chicken pox. Not one poopchute in the hospital told me to get vaccinated. Between incubation and outbreak the vaccine will work. So I wasted an entire week being off the grid, our health care system is for the birds.
Oh and don't listen to any Dr.that says you can't catch the chicken pox from the shingles they're freaking morons. Also get vaccinated for the shingles that thing sucks I have never seen my wife in that much pain ever.
Edit: The shingles and chicken pox are one and the same so getting vaccinated against chicken pox is sufficient.
Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 11:10:06 AM
I caught it from my wife, she has been in the hospital for a few weeks. One of the things she has is the shingles virus which is the chicken pox. Not one poopchute in the hospital told me to get vaccinated. Between incubation and outbreak the vaccine will work. So I wasted an entire week being off the grid, our health care system is for the birds.
Oh and don't listen to any Dr.that says you can't catch the chicken pox from the shingles they're freaking morons. Also get vaccinated for the shingles that thing sucks I have never seen my wife in that much pain ever.
Good to know. Hope you two heal up soon.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 26, 2014, 11:28:43 AM
Herpes and chicken pox look similar sometimes.You more likely to catch it from a dog or cat or chicken?
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2014, 11:31:14 AM
You more likely to catch it from a dog or cat or chicken?Giving mustache rides to cats.
Post by: reuben on February 26, 2014, 12:27:08 PM
I caught it from my wife, she has been in the hospital for a few weeks. One of the things she has is the shingles virus which is the chicken pox. Not one poopchute in the hospital told me to get vaccinated. Between incubation and outbreak the vaccine will work. So I wasted an entire week being off the grid, our health care system is for the birds.
Oh and don't listen to any Dr.that says you can't catch the chicken pox from the shingles they're freaking morons. Also get vaccinated for the shingles that thing sucks I have never seen my wife in that much pain ever.
Edit: The shingles and chicken pox are one and the same so getting vaccinated against chicken pox is sufficient.
Yeah, I hear* that shingles is horribly painful. Sorry to hear that.
Post by: Jumbo on February 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
Feel better, Stan.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2014, 12:43:28 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2014, 12:45:16 PM
So you guys remember how a year ago I got totally fucked over by a bad reference?
That guy has colon cancer now.
I missed that, care to elaborate?
Post by: Heismanberg on February 26, 2014, 01:22:34 PM
I missed that, care to elaborate?
He spiked his former manager's coffee with two packets of Splenda every day for six months and it gave him derriere cancer.
Post by: Badger on February 26, 2014, 01:32:51 PM
I missed that, care to elaborate?
Last February, I was disgruntled with my job and was interviewing for a new one. The employer liked me, asked me for references which I provided. For one job, they asked my reference who my boss was in 2011. It was a different person who I only worked under for 2 months. He provided them with that guy's contact info, the employer checked with me if it was OK to contact them, I said go ahead (had no reason to believe it wouldn't be OK). They said they left him a voicemail.
Then the employer offered me the job, sent me an offer sheet which I signed, and they signed. I had a start date (which they were firm on) and everything. Two days later I gave 1-week notice at my job. That afternoon, the new employer pulled their offer, claiming it was due to a bad reference. There's only one person it could have been.
So I was left with no prospective job and an employer that wouldn't let me take back my 1-week notice.
I was able to find a much better job than either of those within a month, but I was pretty freaking pissed.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 26, 2014, 01:39:00 PM
I still got chicken pox really young even after getting the vaccine. Good times. Probably was for the better anyway.
Feel better, Stan.
Yeah, I hear* that shingles is horribly painful. Sorry to hear that.
Thanks guys.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 26, 2014, 02:27:51 PM
Last February, I was disgruntled with my job and was interviewing for a new one. The employer liked me, asked me for references which I provided. For one job, they asked my reference who my boss was in 2011. It was a different person who I only worked under for 2 months. He provided them with that guy's contact info, the employer checked with me if it was OK to contact them, I said go ahead (had no reason to believe it wouldn't be OK). They said they left him a voicemail.
Then the employer offered me the job, sent me an offer sheet which I signed, and they signed. I had a start date (which they were firm on) and everything. Two days later I gave 1-week notice at my job. That afternoon, the new employer pulled their offer, claiming it was due to a bad reference. There's only one person it could have been.
So I was left with no prospective job and an employer that wouldn't let me take back my 1-week notice.
I was able to find a much better job than either of those within a month, but I was pretty freaking pissed.
I've seen this situation occur because of background checks (DUI, Falsified Resume) but never because of a reference. I've always been curious how much they mattered.
what an poopchute, but at least you're in a better place now.
Post by: ScotlandJet on February 26, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
I started going back to school yes but of all freaking things I have the chicken pox.
Get well soon Stan.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 26, 2014, 03:56:42 PM
Post by: IATA on February 26, 2014, 03:59:36 PM
So you guys remember how a year ago I got totally fucked over by a bad reference?
That guy has colon cancer now.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Post by: IATA on February 26, 2014, 04:01:25 PM
blah blah blah im sick
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Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 11:27:11 AM
Haaaaaaaa
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1z62du/what_is_the_most_unreasonable_thing_youve_been/
Quote
What is the most unreasonable thing you've been asked to do at work?
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2014, 01:28:44 PM
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/job-bank-chief-apologizes-after-anti-millennial-humility-lesson-backfires-155969
Haaaaaaaa
She's an idiot for putting it the way she did, but the principle isn't wrong. It's incredibly rude to ask someone for access to their network but apparently in this age of social media, some people seem to think it's OK. Business is done on contacts and networks, why would someone open theirs up to all and sundry? Would you walk up to someone at a party and say, "Hi, I know you don't know me but would you mind letting me borrow your phone so I can contact everyone in it, tell them I know you and then ask them for stuff?"
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 01:31:48 PM
She's an idiot for putting it the way she did, but the principle isn't wrong. It's incredibly rude to ask someone for access to their network but apparently in this age of social media, some people seem to think it's OK. Business is done on contacts and networks, why would someone open theirs up to all and sundry? Would you walk up to someone at a party and say, "Hi, I know you don't know me but would you mind letting me borrow your phone so I can contact everyone in it, tell them I know you and then ask them for stuff?"
Cunts will be cunts.
Post by: reuben on February 28, 2014, 02:56:47 PM
Cunts will be cunts.
Here here. Clearly this woman's most cherished pastime is thoroughly humiliating naive young professionals whom she assumes can't and/or won't affect her career in any meaningful way. Lesson learned, indeed. Enjoy the notoriety, you freaking sociopath.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 28, 2014, 03:51:29 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 28, 2014, 03:53:09 PM
Unfortunately that queynte is typical for the cunts that are 50 and above in the business world. I had a good friend who ran over a billion dollars in fixed income for ten years without so much of a blemish on her record, fired because of a diesel dyke queynte had her in her sights. The queynte fired 4or 5 other women and my friend was next on the list. It was the most fucked up thing I have ever seen. My friend lost a great six figure job she did well because of a queen bee. I hope this queynte gets her just rewards, freak her.
Get Badger to give her derriere cancer.
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 03:53:59 PM
Get Badger to give her derriere cancer.
Just submitted the paperwork.
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2014, 04:58:48 PM
Unfortunately that queynte is typical for the cunts that are 50 and above in the business world. I had a good friend who ran over a billion dollars in fixed income for ten years without so much of a blemish on her record, fired because of a diesel dyke queynte had her in her sights. The queynte fired 4or 5 other women and my friend was next on the list. It was the most fucked up thing I have ever seen. My friend lost a great six figure job she did well because of a queen bee. I hope this queynte gets her just rewards, freak her.
Hang on, what? Are you suggesting that she should have actually accepted the LinkedIn request?
Post by: Badger on February 28, 2014, 05:29:55 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 28, 2014, 07:07:37 PM
You do realize she had the option to not respond, right?
I did say she was an idiot for her response.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 01, 2014, 01:02:30 AM
Hang on, what? Are you suggesting that she should have actually accepted the LinkedIn request?Huh I am saying she's an evil queynte, where did I infer anything else? I just relayed a story about women in the business world that are mean nasty cunts. She could have just declined or ignored the LinkedIn request. Why be a nasty queynte?
I have a lot more stories of evil cunts. Before I get into the hating on women in the business world, I am just opining on the ones that are fucked up, I know plenty of women that are successful and treat people professionally as well. That goes for guys to I am sure we have all ran into bosses like Kevin Spacey.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 01, 2014, 01:03:20 AM
Just submitted the paperwork.Awesome thanks.
Post by: Tommy on March 01, 2014, 01:42:13 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 01, 2014, 02:58:44 AM
I've found that many women overcompensate for the fact that most men don't really take them as seriously. They feel they have to be cuntish in order to gain respect. It's weird.
Agreed, that some over compensate.
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2014, 07:05:49 AM
Post by: Tommy on March 01, 2014, 08:42:17 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2014, 09:58:26 AM
Pros:
- significant pay raise with a higher ceiling on the salary payscale
- better, more efficient mgmt structure.
- the level of that position is basically where i'd want to be for the rest of my career. (career goal)
Cons:
- learning curve
- i wouldn't be a DBA anymore
I'm really hoping i land this one. I'd be set until I retire.
Post by: Tommy on March 01, 2014, 10:34:50 AM
Good luck man. At the end of the interview ALWAYS ask the interviewer what they think of you. That should be your last question. Great interviewing piece of advice I got years ago, and it's worked like a charm ever since.
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2014, 11:23:48 AM
Not being a DBA isn't exactly a con considering the position is where you want to be for the rest of your career.
Good luck man. At the end of the interview ALWAYS ask the interviewer what they think of you. That should be your last question. Great interviewing piece of advice I got years ago, and it's worked like a charm ever since.
That is good advice. Even better, ask it along with "and what areas do you think I could improve?" - it shows a willingness to identify and deal with your weaknesses, and also possibly presents a final opportunity to explain why they may have perceived it to be a weak area for you when in fact it isn't.
Post by: Johnny English on March 01, 2014, 11:24:53 AM
Maybe so, but you have to admit that it's worse coming from a woman.
Um.... no. I think that statement says a lot more about you than it does about women in the workplace.
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2014, 11:32:19 AM
Not being a DBA isn't exactly a con considering the position is where you want to be for the rest of your career.
Good luck man. At the end of the interview ALWAYS ask the interviewer what they think of you. That should be your last question. Great interviewing piece of advice I got years ago, and it's worked like a charm ever since.
Thanks Tommy.
The dba con is a personal one. Ideally, I'd like to stay in my dept and get promoted there. But I've hit a glass ceiling. ..and nothing is going to change in that regard in the near future.
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 05, 2014, 12:19:20 PM
Interview went well and it looks like I have a meeting with the CEO coming up soon. Much more $$$ than my last job.
Post by: Johnny English on March 05, 2014, 12:21:07 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on March 05, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
Never heard of them, but good luck.
That's the umbrella name. They have a bunch of companies, but I would be working for Overnight Prints.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 05, 2014, 12:35:37 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 05, 2014, 12:59:07 PM
A collective crossing of fingers is in order. If anyone knows anyone that works with or for Farheap Solutions let me know.
Interview went well and it looks like I have a meeting with the CEO coming up soon. Much more $$$ than my last job.
Great no more bitching about the cost of the tailgate.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 05, 2014, 02:02:00 PM
Great no more bitching about the cost of the tailgate.
Speaking of which... If we get a home game the weekend before or after Thanksgiving...
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 17, 2014, 09:21:53 AM
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2014, 09:30:20 AM
just got my login password reset by a guy with the name of Steve Apple at the help desk
Does he know Gary Apple?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 17, 2014, 09:31:34 AM
Does he know Gary Apple?
he's no Gary apple. has way better judgement.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2014, 01:51:02 PM
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2014, 01:52:36 PM
this girl at the desk 2 over from mine has been eating lunch and surfing a vacation/resort website for the past 2 hours
Send her to Belize.
Post by: MBGreen on March 20, 2014, 01:56:08 PM
this girl at the desk 2 over from mine has been eating lunch and surfing a vacation/resort website for the past 2 hours
Sounds like you have leverage if you want to sexually harass her.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 20, 2014, 02:05:00 PM
this girl at the desk 2 over from mine has been eating lunch and surfing a vacation/resort website for the past 2 hours
Bang her at the resort.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2014, 02:13:10 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2014, 02:14:30 PM
Post by: klaximilian on March 20, 2014, 02:56:33 PM
sorry guys, I should have been more specific. this "girl" is freaking gross.
I'm picking her up at 7
Excellent back-to-back posts.
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2014, 02:57:31 PM
I'm picking her up at 7
2 for $20 at Applebee's
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2014, 02:58:44 PM
2 for $20 at Applebee's
Isn't that Chilis?
Pretty sure I could just walk into Applebee's and demand that deal either way.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2014, 02:59:59 PM
Post by: MBGreen on March 20, 2014, 03:01:28 PM
2 for $20 at Applebee's
Isn't that Chilis?
Pretty sure I could just walk into Applebee's and demand that deal either way.
wait...is this a date or are you going to cave in her face?
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2014, 03:03:52 PM
wait...is this a date or are you going to cave in her face?
With his dick
Post by: Heismanberg on March 20, 2014, 03:04:04 PM
2 for $20 at Applebee's
Anyone ever tried the 2 for $20 Challenge?
Post by: Badger on March 20, 2014, 06:59:05 PM
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f
Part 2:
http://imgur.com/a/4nd3h
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 20, 2014, 08:19:04 PM
Anyone ever tried the 2 for $20 Challenge?
I've done it... take out though so I don't think that counts. appetizer, 2 entrees, and dessert, right?
Post by: Heismanberg on March 20, 2014, 08:22:16 PM
I've done it... take out though so I don't think that counts. appetizer, 2 entrees, and dessert, right?
Yes, but you have to race someone. Whoever finishes last has to pay.
Post by: Tommy on March 20, 2014, 10:49:23 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 21, 2014, 08:46:17 AM
Tales from an inept IT guy
http://imgur.com/a/iJD8f
Part 2:
http://imgur.com/a/4nd3h
How does MB find the time to post all day on here AND create those?
Post by: Badger on March 21, 2014, 08:48:15 AM
How does MB find the time to post all day on here AND create those?
He's able to type super fast with Google Ultron.
Post by: MBGreen on March 21, 2014, 09:53:49 AM
The other DBA in my group is from Beijing, and barely speaks English.
It's only a matter of time before i become a Communist.
Post by: Badger on March 21, 2014, 09:55:14 AM
the DBA in the cubicle beside me has been speaking Russian on the phone at a high decibel for about an hour now.
The other DBA in my group is from Beijing, and barely speaks English.
It's only a matter of time before i become a Communist.
Prepare to be invaded.
Post by: MBGreen on March 21, 2014, 09:57:20 AM
Prepare to be invaded.
I'm going to ask my manager for a copy of Rosetta Stone.
Post by: Tommy on March 21, 2014, 10:28:09 AM
the DBA in the cubicle beside me has been speaking Russian on the phone at a high decibel for about an hour now.
The other DBA in my group is from Beijing, and barely speaks English.
It's only a matter of time before i become a Communist.
Most of the IT guys from the last few companies I've worked for have been Russian. When did they take over IT?
Post by: Badger on March 21, 2014, 11:01:31 AM
Most of the IT guys from the last few companies I've worked for have been Russian. When did they take over IT?
At my last job everyone in IT was hispanic, at my current job all of IT is whitebread (since they're all at the HQ in the midwest).
Post by: Badger on April 02, 2014, 09:10:53 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 02, 2014, 09:19:07 PM
http://www.dailydot.com/business/career-excuse-fake-job-references/
Hahahaha. That's hilarious. Most recruiters are lazy, so it's no surprise that something like this works.
Post by: Badger on April 09, 2014, 11:22:46 AM
The assistant controller took one of her babydaddies to court to try to get more child support. In retaliation, the guy called the company's VP of Corporate Whatnot and told them that she never graduated from college and her credentials were bogus. HR told her to bring the documentation to work, but she couldn't, so she quit. I think she had been working there since 2007.
On one hand that's a horrible way to lose a job, but on the other hand she was kind of a bitch.
Post by: klaximilian on April 09, 2014, 01:32:06 PM
I just heard something kind of hilarious from my old job.I love it when shitty things happen to shitty people.
The assistant controller took one of her babydaddies to court to try to get more child support. In retaliation, the guy called the company's VP of Corporate Whatnot and told them that she never graduated from college and her credentials were bogus. HR told her to bring the documentation to work, but she couldn't, so she quit. I think she had been working there since 2007.
On one hand that's a horrible way to lose a job, but on the other hand she was kind of a bitch.
Post by: Koz on April 09, 2014, 01:50:50 PM
Post by: klaximilian on April 09, 2014, 01:51:28 PM
Funny stuff- everyone at work is keeping a significant distance from me. Even though you tell people you aren't contagious they don't trust it worth a damm.
Airborne herpes is a bitch.
Post by: Badger on April 09, 2014, 02:03:02 PM
I love it when shitty things happen to shitty people.
Every single person I named in that story was kind of shitty one way or another.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 09, 2014, 02:03:46 PM
Funny stuff- everyone at work is keeping a significant distance from me. Even though you tell people you aren't contagious they don't trust it worth a damm.
We all do the same thing to you at the tailgate.
Post by: Johnny English on April 09, 2014, 02:13:19 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 09, 2014, 03:03:46 PM
I love it when shitty things happen to shitty people.
Unfortunately, it's her kids that'll suffer the most from both parents' behavior.
Post by: Badger on April 09, 2014, 03:17:13 PM
When I started working there my desk was about 10 feet away from the elevator on that floor so people treated the area like a hallway (because it pretty much was one). One day while she was waiting for the elevator she was on the phone with a doctor/pharmacist trying to renew her NuvaRing prescription. We had a slow elevator so I had to listen to that for a couple minutes. After she left, the girl next to me and I came to a consensus of "why would anyone have that conversation here?"
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2014, 09:32:27 AM
This folder contains a lot of stuff I had saved from the forum, and pictures I had saved so I could upload them as somebody's avatar. Thankfully he just grabbed a picture of Charlie Brown on the top line and printed that. But if he had scrolled down, he would have seen the picture of Puck's dad with his face in MB's lap. I almost died.
Thankfully everything in the first few rows was pretty innocuous, like a headshot of Idzik and the album cover of Eric B & Rakim's Paid in Full.
Post by: MBGreen on April 10, 2014, 09:39:26 AM
We got a new printer/copier a few weeks ago, and I asked one of my bosses about printing in color and he said IT hadn't installed the drivers we need yet or something. But then he got curious and wanted to test print something, and before I could do anything he commandeered my mouse and opened up my pictures folder.
This folder contains a lot of stuff I had saved from the forum, and pictures I had saved so I could upload them as somebody's avatar. Thankfully he just grabbed a picture of Charlie Brown on the top line and printed that. But if he had scrolled down, he would have seen the picture of Puck's dad with his face in MB's lap. I almost died.
Thankfully everything in the first few rows was pretty innocuous, like a headshot of Idzik and the album cover of Eric B & Rakim's Paid in Full.
that would've been epic.
Post by: ons on April 18, 2014, 10:56:23 AM
Post by: Johnny English on April 18, 2014, 11:17:14 AM
Apparently I have Monday off for "Patriot's Day." + 1 for living in New England.
You should insist on going into work, and when people ask why you say "because freak the Patriots".
Post by: klaximilian on April 18, 2014, 11:20:14 AM
You should insist on going into work, and when people ask why you say "because freak the Patriots".
this.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2014, 03:11:02 PM
You should insist on going into work, and when people ask why you say "because freak the Patriots".
You better believe I would do that.
Post by: ons on April 21, 2014, 10:34:35 AM
You should insist on going into work, and when people ask why you say "because freak the Patriots".
Would've been fun, but it's even more fun to just be getting out of bed at 11:30.
Post by: Tommy on April 21, 2014, 10:58:17 AM
Post by: Badger on April 21, 2014, 11:27:43 AM
Post by: Tommy on April 21, 2014, 08:29:47 PM
The running organization that's on my floor is watching the marathon and being obnoxiously loud.
How the hell is that a watchable sport? Never mind one where you can cheer. Well, an American won, so maybe that's what did it.
Post by: Pope on April 21, 2014, 09:58:51 PM
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Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2014, 07:23:01 AM
Watching someone jog is exhilarating
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(http://dc366.4shared.com/img/IeJA7Bo9/s3/12331b30538/girl-jogging.gif)
Post by: JFIF on April 22, 2014, 07:31:07 AM
Post by: Jetaho on April 22, 2014, 09:52:25 AM
Post by: Koz on April 22, 2014, 09:54:58 AM
Administrative Professionals Day is tomorrow - Start thinking about nice things to say to that fat worthless cow up front.
My secretary always reminds me, to which I respond, "Oh, do you mean secretary's day?"
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2014, 09:55:37 AM
Administrative Professionals Day is tomorrow - Start thinking about nice things to say to that fat worthless cow up front.
The receptionists on my floor have become progressively more attractive since I started working here. We're up to our 4th one.
Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 09:59:54 AM
My secretary always reminds me, to which I respond, "Oh, do you mean secretary's day?"
This is a thing?
Post by: Koz on April 22, 2014, 10:19:24 AM
This is a thing?
Yes, sadly, it is. Every year she reminds me. Every year I ignore her.
Post by: klaximilian on April 22, 2014, 10:30:55 AM
I anxiously await a fruit basket in my office tomorrow.
Post by: Jetaho on April 22, 2014, 10:31:47 AM
Yes, sadly, it is. Every year she reminds me. Every year I ignore her.
Once they get a taste of it, it's like a bitchy zombie apocalypse when you forget.
Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 10:33:25 AM
I got a gift for this once, but that was before they realized that I wasn't a 60 year old woman working the front desk filing paperwork, nor did I want to be considered some sort of administrator….even though technically my title says I am.
I anxiously await a fruit basket in my office tomorrow.
Klax's Secretary Day gift:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/891_618686291523512_582787818_n.jpg)
But with a big pink bow on it as well, obviously.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2014, 10:36:55 AM
Post by: klaximilian on April 22, 2014, 11:03:53 AM
Klax's Secretary Day gift:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/891_618686291523512_582787818_n.jpg)
But with a big pink bow on it as well, obviously.
I'd give my boss a high-five.
Post by: klaximilian on April 22, 2014, 11:04:37 AM
^ that stuff in the background (1MR)....destroyed my stomach and made me dizzy.
That's because 1MR sucks.
Anything that comes as a free sample is like a warning sign not to use/buy it.
Post by: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:12:00 AM
I'd give my boss a high-five.
Ah, but accepting it would mean accepting that you're a secretary. Truly a dilemma for the ages.
Post by: klaximilian on April 22, 2014, 11:22:37 AM
Ah, but accepting it would mean accepting that you're a secretary. Truly a dilemma for the ages.
Well, I'm not turning down a free gift.
Speaking off, they just waltzed into my office and gave me a huge bag of Philz coffee grounds, which is pretty legit stuff. It's kind of this gay hipster hangout spot, but the coffee is some of the best I've had.
Meh, I won't argue.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2014, 12:43:35 PM
That's because 1MR sucks.
Anything that comes as a free sample is like a warning sign not to use/buy it.
Sometimes you have to find out the hard way.
I threw it out after one serving.
Post by: klaximilian on April 23, 2014, 09:51:08 AM
*happy dance*
Post by: Jetaho on April 23, 2014, 10:30:36 AM
Just got the green light to work from home once a week.
*happy dance*
Gotta love the four day work week!
Post by: Tommy on April 23, 2014, 10:31:57 AM
Just got the green light to work from home once a week.
*happy dance*
So is your boss going to come over your house to get his morning coffee, or will you order it for him? Not sure how that'll work exactly.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 10:38:29 AM
Just got the green light to work from home once a week.
*happy dance*
Too much estrogen in the workplace?
Post by: klaximilian on April 23, 2014, 11:34:12 AM
Too much estrogen in the workplace?
Haha. Nah, I'm just unsupervised about 95% of the time and I get my excrement done. Told them with the tools available to use and the cloud system we use, it's pointless for me to come in certain days of the week when I never see anyone and can easily just do my job from home…which is 45 minutes away without traffic.
I might have used the baby as leverage too.
Post by: Jetaho on April 23, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
Haha. Nah, I'm just unsupervised about 95% of the time and I get my excrement done. Told them with the tools available to use from personal devices and the cloud system we use, it's pointless for me to come in certain days of the week when I never see anyone and can easily just do my job from home…which is 45 minutes away without traffic.
I might have used the baby as leverage too.
It's my experience that babies make poor levers, but it can't hurt to try.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 11:38:53 AM
Haha. Nah, I'm just unsupervised about 95% of the time and I get my excrement done. Told them with the tools available to use and the cloud system we use, it's pointless for me to come in certain days of the week when I never see anyone and can easily just do my job from home…which is 45 minutes away without traffic.Nahhhhh
I might have used the baby as leverage too.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 23, 2014, 11:51:04 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 27, 2014, 08:57:53 AM
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2014, 09:11:21 AM
On Wednesday I'll be submitting an application packet to the US Navy for admission to the Officer Candidate School. If all goes well I'm expecting to start around August or September.
Make sure you tell them that a condition of you joining is that you'll need leave for the weekend of November 9th, and probably the Monday after as well.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 09:23:20 AM
On Wednesday I'll be submitting an application packet to the US Navy for admission to the Officer Candidate School. If all goes well I'm expecting to start around August or September.
Not sure if it changed recently, but I know a few years ago with the economy doing so bad that they had so many applicants for OCS that people were getting wait listed like 18 months to get in.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 09:24:07 AM
On Wednesday I'll be submitting an application packet to the US Navy for admission to the Officer Candidate School. If all goes well I'm expecting to start around August or September.
Interesting. I'm curious how you came about the decision to quit the field of game developing to joining the Navy? Especially when you're passed the age where most people decide on a career in the military.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 09:38:31 AM
Interesting. I'm curious how you came about the decision to quit the field of game developing to joining the Navy? Especially when you're passed the age where most people decide on a career in the military.
With the economy and young college grads unable to get real jobs a lot of people are trying to go to OCS.
No idea how old Cato is but I think people 25-30 joining OCS isn't rare these days
Post by: guinness77 on April 27, 2014, 09:41:18 AM
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 10:01:08 AM
With the economy and young college grads unable to get real jobs a lot of people are trying to go to OCS.
No idea how old Cato is but I think people 25-30 joining OCS isn't rare these days
From an economic standpoint, I hate seeing shifts from the private sector to public. As demand for public sector jobs increase, so will its wages. As govt jobs wages increase, taxes will also have to increase to cover the cost, or we'll see an increase in debt.
I'd like to see more done to encourage private sector hirings. Throwing govt dollars into adding jobs in the public sector will just do more harm than good.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 10:08:31 AM
Interesting. I'm curious how you came about the decision to quit the field of game developing to joining the Navy? Especially when you're passed the age where most people decide on a career in the military.
Unless things have changed, he's in a job with very little chance for advancement.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 10:09:53 AM
From an economic standpoint, I hate seeing shifts from the private sector to public. As demand for public sector jobs increase, so will its wages. As govt jobs wages increase, taxes will also have to increase to cover the cost, or we'll see an increase in debt.
I'd like to see more done to encourage private sector hirings. Throwing govt dollars into adding jobs in the public sector will just do more harm than good.
Well part of it is people having retarded degrees.
Liberal arts, communication, all that excrement. Then they graduate with 50k+ in debt and the best job they can get is at best buy or something.
OCS only requires a college degree and they don't give a excrement what it's in.
I think some people are still getting careers in the field that they want. But OCS has definitely become a legitimate option as well.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 10:12:57 AM
Well part of it is people having retarded degrees.
Liberal arts, communication, all that excrement. Then they graduate with 50k+ in debt and the best job they can get is at best buy or something.
OCS only requires a college degree and they don't give a excrement what it's in.
I think some people are still getting careers in the field that they want. But OCS has definitely become a legitimate option as well.
Communications isn't a retarded degree, it's an overly saturated one. There are plenty of jobs ideally suited for communications graduates. The trouble is that people came to view it as a default major, so there are far more people trying to get jobs in those fields than jobs available. It's not like an art degree or medieval studies or excrement like that. It's just too popular.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 10:15:22 AM
Unless things have changed, he's in a job with very little chance for advancement.
Still. Really curious why he chose the Navy OCS of all things. My buddy Franky and I almost joined the army after 911 because we were both a bit unsure of wtf we wanted to do with our lives, and felt the army at least had all that already worked out for you. Lucky for us we changed our minds.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 10:20:17 AM
Well part of it is people having retarded degrees.
Liberal arts, communication, all that excrement. Then they graduate with 50k+ in debt and the best job they can get is at best buy or something.
OCS only requires a college degree and they don't give a excrement what it's in.
I think some people are still getting careers in the field that they want. But OCS has definitely become a legitimate option as well.
Majors don't matter unless its highly specialized. Most people I work with have liberal arts degrees.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 10:25:35 AM
Majors don't matter unless its highly specialized. Most people I work with have liberal arts degrees.
Down the road they might not once people have years of experience under their belts, but getting a job as a young new grad they sure as excrement do
People I know with healthcare, technical, or specific degrees have actual careers and REAL jobs at a young age.
The people with the generic garbage crap are the ones who have the same jobs that they had in high school.
I don't know anyone who graduated with liberal arts or anything like that who had a legitimate career within 5 years of graduating
Back in the day when nobody had college degrees that excrement might fly. But it definitely doesn't today.
The only exception to getting a garbage degree like that is if you're definitely going to grad school immediately after for something more productive
Post by: Jumbo on April 27, 2014, 10:26:10 AM
Majors don't matter unless its highly specialized. Most people I work with have liberal arts degrees.
Major definitely does matter in terms of getting a first job. People with a "hard" major are more likely to be considered than those with an "easy" one.
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2014, 10:35:24 AM
I hope you're still able to make the tailgate.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 10:43:10 AM
Down the road they might not once people have years of experience under their belts, but getting a job as a young new grad they sure as excrement do
People I know with healthcare, technical, or specific degrees have actual careers and REAL jobs at a young age.
The people with the generic garbage crap are the ones who have the same jobs that they had in high school.
I don't know anyone who graduated with liberal arts or anything like that who had a legitimate career within 5 years of graduating
Back in the day when nobody had college degrees that excrement might fly. But it definitely doesn't today.
The only exception to getting a garbage degree like that is if you're definitely going to grad school immediately after for something more productive
Really? Everyone I know personally who graduated with a degree in a liberal art had a job right out of college. BTW, you realize Econ is a liberal arts major, right?
Post by: Jumbo on April 27, 2014, 10:50:12 AM
Really? Everyone I know personally who graduated with a degree in a liberal art had a job right out of college. BTW, you realize Econ is a liberal arts major, right?
Depends where you get a degree from. Easier to get a job with any degree from an upper tier school because your education is regarded as overall higher quality whether that's true or not.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 10:51:57 AM
Really? Everyone I know personally who graduated with a degree in a liberal art had a job right out of college. BTW, you realize Econ is a liberal arts major, right?
Recently?
Because the people I know who recently graduated with liberal arts and communications degrees either get Mike francessa coffee and bagels or are dog sitters (yes I have a friend who spent 120k on a liberal arts degree and is a dog sitter)
At least economics is a specialty and I wouldn't knock someone for being an economics major. But generally liberal arts is more social sciences and nonsense.
I can't think of a single person I've known who was a liberal arts major and got a good job right out of school though
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 10:52:58 AM
Depends where you get a degree from. Easier to get a job with any degree from an upper tier school because your education is regarded as overall higher quality whether that's true or not.
That's true, although I wasn't just talking about people from upper tier schools. Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if the reason dcm doesn't know anyone who was able to get a career within 5 years with a liberal arts degree is that he only knows people who went to beyond shitty schools and are idiots to boot.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 10:56:35 AM
Recently?
Because the people I know who recently graduated with liberal arts and communications degrees either get Mike francessa coffee and bagels or are dog sitters (yes I have a friend who spent 120k on a liberal arts degree and is a dog sitter)
At least economics is a specialty and I wouldn't knock someone for being an economics major. But generally liberal arts is more social sciences and nonsense.
I can't think of a single person I've known who was a liberal arts major and got a good job right out of school though
Economics IS a social science. And yes, recently. My niece graduated from UCLA with a degree in history last June. She and most of her friends have great jobs.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 10:56:45 AM
That's true, although I wasn't just talking about people from upper tier schools. Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if the reason dcm doesn't know anyone who was able to get a career within 5 years with a liberal arts degree is that he only knows people who went to beyond shitty schools and are idiots to boot.
The people I personally graduated with probably average around 70k a year fresh out of school
Thanks for playing though
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 10:58:56 AM
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2014, 11:00:59 AM
I graduated with a duel degree in Econ and East Asian studies.
Who did you have to duel to win your degree?
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2014, 11:03:45 AM
The people I personally graduated with probably average around 70k a year fresh out of school
Thanks for playing though
You're about $20K over there, bruh
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 11:04:30 AM
You're about $20K over there, bruh
I started at 36.50 an hour so I'm happy either way
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
Who did you have to duel to win your degree?
What do you think he's doing in HK? Searching for the Man of Many Degrees. He will find him and he will kill him.
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2014, 11:05:22 AM
I started at 36.50 an hour so I'm happy either way
You make that much to stick your fingers in people's asses?
Post by: JFIF on April 27, 2014, 11:05:33 AM
Who did you have to duel to win your degree?
It was a draw. The East Asians wouldn't go down.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 11:05:56 AM
I graduated with a duel degree in Econ and East Asian studies. Hardly got asked about my studies, and went to a city college. People were far more impressed that I worked full time and paid my way. That's the kind of excrement that gets you hired.
You're not an idiot, though, so my criteria doesn't fit.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 11:06:27 AM
You make that much to stick your fingers in people's asses?
Pretty sure I'm not a proctologist
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2014, 11:07:30 AM
Pretty sure I'm not a proctologist
Fecal Impaction Specialist
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 11:07:41 AM
I started at 36.50 an hour so I'm happy either way
What did you do if the johns didn't have change? I can't imagine standing on the corner with a pocket full of quarters was much fun.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 27, 2014, 12:31:21 PM
Fecal Impaction Specialist
Technically, I'm the one most qualified for that in here. Unfortunately.
DCM just packs it.
Post by: klaximilian on April 27, 2014, 01:41:17 PM
On Wednesday I'll be submitting an application packet to the US Navy for admission to the Officer Candidate School. If all goes well I'm expecting to start around August or September.
But of luck Cato.
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2014, 02:58:49 PM
I started at 36.50 an hour so I'm happy either way
You don't get to boast about how much you get paid while you're still calculating it by the hour, unless you're a self-employed contractor, lawyer or accountant.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 03:00:56 PM
You don't get to boast about how much you get paid while you're still calculating it by the hour, unless you're a self-employed contractor, lawyer or accountant.
I wasn't boasting.
I was talking about what the people who graduated with me started at right out of school with a bachelor's degree and no experience.
Real money usually isn't made from your job anyway, it's made from what you do with that money.
And accountant? Really? Probably doesn't belong with the other two
Considering that they usually start closer to 20 something an hour
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2014, 03:07:22 PM
And accountant? Really? Probably doesn't belong with the other two
Considering that they usually start closer to 20 something an hour
Self-importance oozing out of this post
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 03:09:41 PM
Self-importance oozing out of this post
I'm not a lawyer or self employed contractor.
But it's no secret those are much more ambitious careers (although self employed contractor is a vague tern) than accountants.
That's not to suggest that there aren't successful accountants, it's just not typically considered an impressive career
Post by: Heismanberg on April 27, 2014, 03:14:12 PM
That's not to suggest that there aren't successful accountants, it's just not typically considered an impressive career
It depends on what a person considers impressive. Money is a very small factor for most people that are actually reasonable.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 03:27:14 PM
It depends on what a person considers impressive. Money is a very small factor for most people that are actually reasonable.
I was talking about accountants in general not money.
Accounting was a respectable job back in the day, now it's all computerized and excrement
Post by: ons on April 27, 2014, 03:35:28 PM
And accountant? Really? Probably doesn't belong with the other two
Considering that they usually start closer to 20 something an hour
Ooooh my god he was talking about professions that are paid by hourly rates not the prestige or pay of the professions.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 03:36:11 PM
(although self employed contractor is a vague tern) than accountants.
(http://www.birdforum.net/opus/images/thumb/f/f3/Arctic_Tern_mikemik_Akureyri_Iceland.jpg/550px-Arctic_Tern_mikemik_Akureyri_Iceland.jpg)
"Sorry, I mean I can tell you I work as a bird, but I can't really get into details."
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2014, 05:54:04 PM
And accountant? Really? Probably doesn't belong with the other two
Considering that they usually start closer to 20 something an hour
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Come back to me when you reach a point in your life when you have had reason to use an accountant.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 27, 2014, 06:17:15 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Come back to me when you reach a point in your life when you have had reason to use an accountant.
I'll try my best to dream big
Post by: Jumbo on April 27, 2014, 10:27:35 PM
I'll try my best to dream big
Being an accountant isn't as easy as you think it is.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 27, 2014, 11:37:04 PM
Interesting. I'm curious how you came about the decision to quit the field of game developing to joining the Navy? Especially when you're passed the age where most people decide on a career in the military.
I realized that I can physically take the demands of the job and the rating I'm going for is now in demand. Also I now hate video games so that's convincing me to leave the industry.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 27, 2014, 11:41:39 PM
Make sure you tell them that a condition of you joining is that you'll need leave for the weekend of November 9th, and probably the Monday after as well.
I'll try my hardest but I don't know how well they'll take it.
Thanks gents, I'll take all of the positive energy I can get. I started this process in December and it's taken this long to get to submission.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2014, 11:50:06 PM
I realized that I can physically take the demands of the job and the rating I'm going for is now in demand. Also I now hate video games so that's convincing me to leave the industry.
What made you choose the Navy over the other branches? Did you also consider the FBI, etc?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2014, 11:57:21 PM
What made you choose the Navy over the other branches? Did you also consider the FBI, etc?
He already has a little sailor costume, so it seemed like a natural fit.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 28, 2014, 12:00:49 AM
What made you choose the Navy over the other branches? Did you also consider the FBI, etc?
I didn't consider any civilian agencies. I know enough about how they work from friends in DC to know that I don't want to work with them. I chose the Navy essentially because I've had the most exposure to it. I spent most of my childhood, teenage years and adult life - or what Ive been living since turning 18 - considering military service and the Navy has just always been the brnch I thought about the most.
I wanted to go pilot but my eyesight is too poor and I'm too old. Now my goal is to go for Surface Warfare Officer. Driving the damn ship seems like an excellent time, even considering the nature of the designation.
Also, as Iggy has pointed out, I haven't grown since I was five.
Post by: Johnny English on April 28, 2014, 12:09:29 AM
I'll try my hardest but I don't know how well they'll take it.
Don't sell yourself short. You need to make sure the US Navy understands how important it is to their future effectiveness that you are part of its command structure. Once they do, I'm sure they'll understand that one long weekend a year is a miniscule price to pay. It's a little known fact that Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf regularly twice a year took a four day leave to get paralysed drunk watching the Phillies play a home series.*
Anyway, all the best in your endeavours. Once upon a very long time ago the British Army was prepared to offer me a position as an officer candidate, so there's hope for anyone.
*may not be true
Post by: Tommy on April 28, 2014, 02:14:53 AM
I didn't consider any civilian agencies. I know enough about how they work from friends in DC to know that I don't want to work with them. I chose the Navy essentially because I've had the most exposure to it. I spent most of my childhood, teenage years and adult life - or what Ive been living since turning 18 - considering military service and the Navy has just always been the brnch I thought about the most.
I wanted to go pilot but my eyesight is too poor and I'm too old. Now my goal is to go for Surface Warfare Officer. Driving the damn ship seems like an excellent time, even considering the nature of the designation.
Also, as Iggy has pointed out, I haven't grown since I was five.
That's pretty cool. Was doing a bit of reading on SWO and it seems like a great gig. Best of luck to you.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 28, 2014, 07:30:49 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 28, 2014, 07:31:22 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 07:54:41 AM
I was talking about accountants in general not money.
Accounting was a respectable job back in the day, now it's all computerized and excrement
I ask this serous, are you brain injured or just flat out freaking stupid? Because the above is about this dumbest excrement you have ever said and let me tell you, you say some really dumb excrement.
I just want to say you have none, zero idea what you're talking about.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 07:55:40 AM
I didn't consider any civilian agencies. I know enough about how they work from friends in DC to know that I don't want to work with them. I chose the Navy essentially because I've had the most exposure to it. I spent most of my childhood, teenage years and adult life - or what Ive been living since turning 18 - considering military service and the Navy has just always been the brnch I thought about the most.
I wanted to go pilot but my eyesight is too poor and I'm too old. Now my goal is to go for Surface Warfare Officer. Driving the damn ship seems like an excellent time, even considering the nature of the designation.
Also, as Iggy has pointed out, I haven't grown since I was five.
Cato best of luck to you! Just make the tailgate.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 07:57:24 AM
I'll try my best to dream big
Yeah that hospital job is a real real opportunity to be the next Warren Buffet, lololol go freak yourself!
Post by: dcm1602 on April 28, 2014, 07:59:33 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 08:00:49 AM
Are you guys all accountants or something?
Actually, I started going back to school to get an accounting degree and you're wrong on so many levels to say your opinion is dogshit, would be an insult to dogshit.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 28, 2014, 08:03:38 AM
Actually, I started going back to school to get an accounting degree and you're wrong on so many levels to say your opinion is dogshit, would be an insult to dogshit.
I wasn't trying to be a complete dick to accountants
Just that it's not on the same level as lawyers and business owners.
Accounting is an incredibly ordinary job.
And imo mind numbingly boring
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 08:08:13 AM
I wasn't trying to be a complete dick to accountants
Just that it's not on the same level as lawyers and business owners.
Accounting is an incredibly ordinary job.
And imo mind numbingly boring
The funny thing is that even you not trying to be a dick you're being a gigantic one because you have no idea what you're talking about.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 28, 2014, 08:08:42 AM
And I could see how being one for a few years could be wildly beneficial.
But being one long term or life long would certainly blow
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 08:10:02 AM
I will say however accounting is an incredibly useful skill though. Especially for a person interested in moving up in the financial/business world
And I could see how being one for a few years could be wildly beneficial.
But being one long term or life long would certainly blow
That's wonderful your opinion is duly noted. It's completely wrong but duly noted. Thank you so much.
I can refute rather easy every point you make but why bother.
Post by: ons on April 28, 2014, 08:10:53 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 08:15:03 AM
Accounting is a better career for both long and short term salary than law for young people right now unless you go T-14 with solid grades.
Any career you pick that you find interesting and have fun with or find rewarding is the right one. There are studies that say one the most in demand jobs in the next decade will be pharmacists. Will I say something patently stupid like DCM and say Pharmacists is boring because they count pills all day long? No, I wouldn't because I have met more than one pharmacist that makes over 2 mill a year doing nothing related to counting pills all day long.
Post by: ons on April 28, 2014, 08:21:54 AM
Any career you pick that you find interesting and have fun with or find rewarding is the right one. There are studies that say one the most in demand jobs in the next decade will be pharmacists. Will I say something patently stupid like DCM and say Pharmacists is boring because they count pills all day long? No, I wouldn't because I have met more than one pharmacist that makes over 2 mill a year doing nothing related to counting pills all day long.
Absolutely agreed. I only made my post because dcm seems to be caught up on hourly salary as the defining characteristic of a good job, and young lawyers in this economy are getting more or less shafted in that regard unless they're in biglaw.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 08:30:10 AM
Absolutely agreed. I only made my post because dcm seems to be caught up on hourly salary as the defining characteristic of a good job, and young lawyers in this economy are getting more or less shafted in that regard unless they're in biglaw.
Yes, Law students are having a difficult time finding good jobs, it's not a very good environment for them right now. I know of more than a few established guys that have gotten laid off from big firms looking to lower costs. It's still a great degree because it's an entre' into other area's. For instance, I know of at least a dozen accountants that have a JD. lol
Post by: Koz on April 28, 2014, 08:31:30 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 08:59:14 AM
Am I the only Proctologist here?
MB just said you can stick a finger in his derriere anytime.
Post by: MBGreen on April 28, 2014, 09:18:46 AM
MB just said you can stick a finger in his derriere anytime.
Whoa. Without permission from the Tongue....that's a security breach.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 09:23:13 AM
Whoa. Without permission from the Tongue....that's a security breach.
Liar! We all know that short of you being able to insert a cantaloupe, the tongue is no way a viable alternative.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 28, 2014, 02:52:25 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 28, 2014, 08:44:33 PM
I wasn't trying to be a complete dick to accountants
Just that it's not on the same level as lawyers and business owners.
This is a dumb statement. Many accountants are business owners. Operating your own practice with retail and small business clients is how good accountants become very successful. So many accounts = business owners.
I used to make statements like these when I graduated and thought I knew everything. Then I entered the real world.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 09:05:39 PM
This is a dumb statement. Many accountants are business owners. Operating your own practice with retail and small business clients is how good accountants become very successful. So many accounts = business owners.Lol don't forget to count all the big accounting firms/limited partnerships (LLC' s) that are structured exactly the same as any major law firm and his assessment gets even more ridiculous.
I used to make statements like these when I graduated and thought I knew everything. Then I entered the real world.
Post by: Tommy on April 28, 2014, 09:14:01 PM
Lol don't forget to count all the big accounting corporations that are limited partnerships that are structured exactly the same as a law firm and his assessment gets even more ridiculous.
Haha yeah. Seriously. DCM seems to think that accounting is just bookkeeping. He's never heard of the Big 4 firms, or what it means to make partner at one of them.
Post by: Johnny English on April 28, 2014, 09:18:13 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 28, 2014, 09:24:04 PM
But apparently I can hire them for twenty bucks an hour.
Ernst & Young is just a glorified H&R Block. I hear they pay their partners like excrement, and they take your fees for cross-border tax advisory from your refund, so you don't pay anything up front!
Post by: Miamipuck on April 28, 2014, 09:33:38 PM
Haha yeah. Seriously. DCM seems to think that accounting is just bookkeeping. He's never heard of the Big 4 firms, or what it means to make partner at one of them.
But apparently I can hire them for twenty bucks an hour.
Ernst & Young is just a glorified H&R Block. I hear they pay their partners like excrement, and they take your fees for cross-border tax advisory from your refund, so you don't pay anything up front!
Hahahahaha
Post by: Jumbo on April 28, 2014, 09:52:22 PM
This is a dumb statement. Many accountants are business owners. Operating your own practice with retail and small business clients is how good accountants become very successful. So many accounts = business owners.
I used to make statements like these when I graduated and thought I knew everything. Then I entered the real world.
Are you trying to tell me college students know nothing? I take offense to that, buddy.
Post by: IATA on May 01, 2014, 01:04:15 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 01:29:03 PM
cover letters are the bane of my freaking existence
Writing them or reading them?
Post by: IATA on May 01, 2014, 01:32:01 PM
Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2014, 01:38:21 PM
Writing them or reading them?
Guess. At least reading them can be mildly amusing.
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 02:23:15 PM
Writing.
Sent from my SGH-I317M using Tapatalk
They shouldn't be too tough. Three brief paragraphs is all you need - no-one's going to read any more than that anyway.
Dear Capitalist Fascist Bastard With All The Money
Para 1: this is why I'm writing to you.
Para 2: this is why I'd be ideally suited to this role, and thus why you should read my CV.
Para 3: assumptive close ("I look forward to scheduling an interview with you at your earliest convenience" or similar).
Lots of love, IATA.
Post by: IATA on May 01, 2014, 02:30:58 PM
thanks dude.
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 02:47:55 PM
No-one ever got a job because of the cover letter. Your cover letter needs to have enough to make them look at your CV, nothing more. Your CV needs to have enough to make them want to interview you, nothing more. When they've got 20+ applications on their desk as well as having to do a full time job, any application that requires the hiring manager to try and figure it out is going to get canned immediately. Make their life easy and they're straight away going to think well of your application.
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2014, 02:53:49 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 02:55:42 PM
So you're saying sending a mystery puzzle resume with a decoder ring is a bad idea?
Depends. If the job you're going for is as a mystery puzzle and code designer, it's probably a really good idea.
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2014, 02:56:57 PM
Depends. If the job you're going for is as a mystery puzzle and code designer, it's probably a really good idea.
When they crack the code, it just says "dickbutt".
Post by: bojanglesman on May 01, 2014, 02:59:25 PM
When they crack the code, it just says "dickbutt".
Be....sure to......drink your.....Ovaltine?
Post by: ons on May 01, 2014, 02:59:59 PM
i'm gonna have to redo my cover letter, then. My FiL suggested i should go into great detail, so i was having 5 paragraphs. it was a freaking novel.
thanks dude.
One page, easy to read, easy to skim are basically the universal rules I've been quoted. Other than that, throwing in company specific buzzwords if you can find any on their website - the familiarity of it is supposed to catch their eye.
Post by: klaximilian on May 01, 2014, 03:07:37 PM
One page, easy to read, easy to skim are basically the universal rules I've been quoted. Other than that, throwing in company specific buzzwords if you can find any on their website - the familiarity of it is supposed to catch their eye.
Why I am the best candidate for the job: By IATA.
Because I'll freak up your lawn if you screw me out of this opportunity. Bitch.
Post by: mj2sexay on May 01, 2014, 03:08:48 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 01, 2014, 03:56:28 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on May 01, 2014, 04:17:40 PM
The last time I filled out an application, I was in college. The last time I had to submit a resume was never. These troubles amuse me.
Out of curiosity what do you do?
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2014, 04:21:55 PM
Out of curiosity what do you do?
He's an accountant
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 01, 2014, 04:26:31 PM
Out of curiosity what do you do?
Honestly? Not much. Most of my time is spent with my kids.
Post by: klaximilian on May 01, 2014, 04:27:51 PM
Honestly? Not much. Most of my time is spent with my kids.Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 01, 2014, 04:29:20 PM
Real Housewives of Orange County
As my wife likes to put it "My husband is home more than I am, works less than I do, but makes more than I do." She's got that sweet health insurance hookup, though.
Post by: Tommy on May 01, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
As my wife likes to put it "My husband is home more than I am, works less than I do, but makes more than I do." She's got that sweet health insurance hookup, though.
If I didn't know what you actually did for a living, I would've just assumed you were a Disney tour guide just going by your Facebook posts.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 01, 2014, 06:35:25 PM
Out of curiosity what do you do?
He's Deuce Bigalow Male Gigilo
Post by: mj2sexay on May 01, 2014, 08:46:24 PM
He's Deuce Bigalow Male Gigilo
I thought he was the guy that wrote the Bosko comics.
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Post by: Badger on May 01, 2014, 08:57:21 PM
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Post by: Johnny English on May 01, 2014, 09:38:09 PM
If I didn't know what you actually did for a living, I would've just assumed you were a Disney tour guide just going by your Facebook posts.
He is a Mickey.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 14, 2014, 05:46:37 PM
5'6 black Napoleon that thinks it's okay to call 16 year old kids "stupid pieces of excrement" and "dumb motherfuckers"
Post by: Badger on May 14, 2014, 05:57:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iIYJHKv.gif)
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2014, 10:13:54 PM
Post by: IATA on May 15, 2014, 10:30:29 PM
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2014, 10:37:55 PM
i wouldnt count on a reference.
His boss was actually pretty cool, one of the few good ones. He worked in payroll which was kind of its own little world, separate from the dysfunction of the rest of the office.
Post by: klaximilian on May 15, 2014, 10:50:49 PM
His boss was actually pretty cool, one of the few good ones. He worked in payroll which was kind of its own little world, separate from the dysfunction of the rest of the office.
Sounds like my job. Boss(es) are all cool as hell, but the executive ship of my department needs to seriously choke to death on a massive dick.
Post by: Koz on May 16, 2014, 07:43:45 AM
So the last one of my friends who was still at the last company I worked for finally quit today. Long story short, he called out a VP and HR on some bullshit, told them off, threw together a letter of resignation and announced I HATE THIS PLACE on his way out.
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pUSIjdvTIY
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 16, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
Sounds like my job. Boss(es) are all cool as hell, but the executive ship of my department needs to seriously choke to death on a massive dick.
Sounds like every job I've ever had.
EDIT: Actually, I shouldn't say that. My current management is pretty cool. The guy above my boss now is the 3rd person above her since I've been here, and he's pretty good.
Post by: dcm1602 on May 16, 2014, 03:30:00 PM
Post by: Pope on May 16, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 16, 2014, 08:21:28 PM
I got to give someone cocaine at work today.
Big deal, when I worked behind a bar I did it several times a night.
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2014, 08:30:18 PM
Big deal, when I worked behind a bar I did it several times a night.
Studio 54 is before most of our times.
Post by: JFIF on May 17, 2014, 03:35:17 PM
I am going to punch our new OLB coach in the face by the end of the month.
5'6 black Napoleon that thinks it's okay to call 16 year old kids "stupid pieces of excrement" and "dumb motherfuckers"
I thought Goodloe would never get another job after Friday Night Tykes.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 20, 2014, 07:01:58 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on May 20, 2014, 08:51:00 AM
I thought Goodloe would never get another job after Friday Night Tykes.
That's actually not a bad comparison, but he's more of a Carlton Banks that says "bruh" a lot.
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2014, 03:04:47 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 22, 2014, 08:33:45 PM
http://uproxx.com/up/2014/05/worst-employee-ever-uses-dozens-of-bomb-threats-to-get-out-of-going-to-work/
Holy excrement. He even sent pictures of his dead brother. What a fuckn' psycho.
Post by: Badger on May 27, 2014, 04:10:40 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 27, 2014, 05:08:13 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 27, 2014, 10:54:57 PM
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 11:16:39 AM
Also, Tommy, your desktop organization is brutal.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 29, 2014, 11:25:33 AM
Leaving my job tomorrow with a couple weeks vacation time left over. Any ideas for a new career?
Also, Tommy, your desktop organization is brutal.
what field of work are you leaving?
Post by: bojanglesman on May 29, 2014, 11:28:41 AM
what field of work are you leaving?gay porn
Post by: Jetaho on May 29, 2014, 11:33:31 AM
Leaving my job tomorrow with a couple weeks vacation time left over. Any ideas for a new career?
Become a welder.
Post by: Johnny English on May 29, 2014, 11:33:51 AM
Leaving my job tomorrow with a couple weeks vacation time left over. Any ideas for a new career?
Go get a job at McDonalds. If you work hard enough, within three years you'll be Gordon Ramsay.
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 11:34:40 AM
what field of work are you leaving?
I was a paralegal for a year, before that I was putting in hours as a kitchen manager/line cook/'marketing director' for a restaurant. Thinking about going back to a kitchen, I only left cause I felt stupid turning down a 'real job' which turned out to be more mindless and tedious than I could possibly imagine. Only two years out of college, and have enough cash to coast comfortably for six months, so not too worried.
gay porn
You mean all this time I could've been getting paid for it?!
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 11:35:13 AM
Go get a job at McDonalds. If you work hard enough, within three years you'll be Gordon Ramsay.
I can be inspiration for dcm's wet dreams?!
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 11:39:48 AM
Become a welder.
I see suggestions like the crop up a lot. Will look into it more seriously this time around.
Post by: Tommy on May 29, 2014, 11:45:25 AM
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 12:01:36 PM
Why would you quit instead of looking for another job while still earning a steady paycheck?
Eh, I have feelers/tentative offers from a couple of places around here, but I thought I'd take some time away to actually try and get into something I don't hate.
And my girlfriend has the month of June off, so this date has been in the works for a while...
Post by: Tommy on May 29, 2014, 12:05:07 PM
Eh, I have feelers/tentative offers from a couple of places around here, but I thought I'd take some time away to actually try and get into something I don't hate.
And my girlfriend has the month of June off, so this date has been in the works for a while...
It ain't easy getting into a new field. While the younger me would toally be up for freaking around for a few months and taking my time, you really have to be smart about it. Keep the job you hate until you at least have a better idea of what you want to get into. You'll hate it less when you know it's just temporary anyway. Nothing beats steady income.
Post by: ons on May 29, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
It ain't easy getting into a new field. While the younger me would toally be up for freaking around for a few months and taking my time, you really have to be smart about it. Keep the job you hate until you at least have a better idea of what you want to get into. You'll hate it less when you know it's just temporary anyway. Nothing beats steady income.
Yeah, we'll see. I know financially it's not going to help me long term, but it's been my plan for a little while. Lie low, try to find something I don't hate, and have a couple fallback options if I can't get my excrement together by the end of the summer. I've never had a problem getting job offers in the past, so hopefully that holds up.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 29, 2014, 12:24:35 PM
Nothing beats steady income.
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Post by: Johnny English on May 29, 2014, 12:33:08 PM
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The World According To Tommy. freak your job satisfaction, money money money bitches!
Post by: MBGreen on May 29, 2014, 12:57:00 PM
The World According To Tommy. freak your job satisfaction, money money money bitches!
I'm a big fan of money.
Post by: Johnny English on May 29, 2014, 01:04:56 PM
I'm a big fan of money.
Money's awesome, insofar as it enables you to do stuff you want to do. But if it so happens that your job is actually the thing you want to do anyway, the money (I imagine) becomes secondary. Not that I'd know, having spent my entire life making large profits for corporations in exchange for them sweeping the odd crumb off their table to me. I don't even know any more what I'd want to do if I had my pick of jobs.
Post by: MBGreen on May 29, 2014, 01:08:59 PM
Money's awesome, insofar as it enables you to do stuff you want to do. But if it so happens that your job is actually the thing you want to do anyway, the money (I imagine) becomes secondary. Not that I'd know, having spent my entire life making large profits for corporations in exchange for them sweeping the odd crumb off their table to me. I don't even know any more what I'd want to do if I had my pick of jobs.
If i were granted a "redo"....i would go back to school and take a different career path.
I don't hate my career choice, but i don't love it either. I was more focused on finding an occupation where i would make an above average salary with stable job security.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 29, 2014, 01:55:19 PM
If i were granted a "redo"....i would go back to school and take a different career path.
I don't hate my career choice, but i don't love it either. I was more focused on finding an occupation where i would make an above average salary with stable job security.
(http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/bloggish_images/GovernmentSurplusCheeseBox-757415.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on May 29, 2014, 07:29:07 PM
Money's awesome, insofar as it enables you to do stuff you want to do. But if it so happens that your job is actually the thing you want to do anyway, the money (I imagine) becomes secondary. Not that I'd know, having spent my entire life making large profits for corporations in exchange for them sweeping the odd crumb off their table to me. I don't even know any more what I'd want to do if I had my pick of jobs.
I didn't mean that he should keep doing what he hates just because it's steady income. Rather he should keep doing what he hates while getting steady income until he figures out what he really wants to do. After the credit crunch I worked at an extremely shitty boiler room type sales office where I had to take a 20pct base salary cut, and felt like I had a gun to my head the entire time. Got the hell out of there the first chance that I got, but leaving before I actually found something else would have been a mistake.
FTR I don't love my job, but they pay me well and I'm able to perform it sleepwalking. That's pretty much all I want. Give me money so I can enjoy myself when I'm not at work.
Post by: dcm1602 on May 29, 2014, 07:45:49 PM
Eh, I have feelers/tentative offers from a couple of places around here, but I thought I'd take some time away to actually try and get into something I don't hate.
And my girlfriend has the month of June off, so this date has been in the works for a while...
If the plans to get into something you don't hate, what is it you would like to do?
Post by: Pope on May 29, 2014, 08:01:43 PM
I wouldn't necessarily recommend doing it but I have no regrets.
Post by: Johnny English on May 29, 2014, 10:31:51 PM
FTR I don't love my job, but they pay me well and I'm able to perform it sleepwalking. That's pretty much all I want. Give me money so I can enjoy myself when I'm not at work.
That's where I'm at, but I'm 40 years old. I don't have the opportunity any more to walk away from a job I find incredibly dull, because I have a standard of living and a financial freedom I'm not prepared to compromise and there's nothing else I could do that would pay anything like as well.
I would encourage anyone who can to walk away from a job they don't like, and find something that fulfils them. Money is a poor substitute for satisfaction.
Post by: Cane on May 30, 2014, 05:06:10 AM
Post by: dcm1602 on May 30, 2014, 05:12:17 AM
Work with assholes and you'll be miserable regardless of what you do
Post by: Libero_2 on May 30, 2014, 05:48:51 AM
I think the environment culture and people you work with is more important than what you actually do
Work with assholes and you'll be miserable regardless of what you do
There is certainly something to that. Obviously not as much as some of the other things matter, but it definitely makes a difference.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 30, 2014, 06:20:05 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 30, 2014, 08:18:22 AM
I'd love my job more if my coworkers would just let me masturbate in peace for a change. Is that too much to ask?
So you would like to masturbate a lot at work? Drop a load on the crack of some Great Dane derriere?
Post by: bojanglesman on May 30, 2014, 08:23:32 AM
So you would like to masturbate a lot at work? Drop a load on the crack of some Great Dane derriere?No, we just have a bunch of pics of your mom in the 1972 issue of Lesbo Truckers in our shitter. Nice curtains!
Post by: Miamipuck on May 30, 2014, 10:39:34 AM
No, we just have a bunch of pics of your mom in the 1972 issue of Lesbo Truckers in our shitter. Nice curtains!
PM me if you want current pics of my Mom to get you off.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 30, 2014, 11:58:46 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 30, 2014, 12:04:21 PM
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2014, 08:50:01 AM
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 08:54:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5fCMaMR.png)
What's your point? It's in Ottawa-Gatineau on the Ontario/Quebec border. Huge numbers of people here are bilingual and it's pretty much a default requirement for anyone working in a public sector or customer-facing role. $10.35 is minimum wage in Quebec, Ontario is $11.
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2014, 08:55:58 AM
Minimum wage
nah brah
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 09:04:03 AM
3 years experience
Minimum wage
nah brah
Federal grunt. If you don't want it there will be plenty who do - getting into the Feds is the hardest bit, once you have then you can switch and move roles for the rest of your career if you're moderately switched on, all the time building up really good pension contributions.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 12, 2014, 09:21:17 AM
3 years experienceIt's 3 years of experience using excel. I had multiple classes that taught that excrement in high school and I graduated ten years ago. I'm sure younger generations get far more experience learning it in school than I did
Minimum wage
nah brah
Then the rest is basically a year of work using excel, and then a year of customer service (which I'd imagine the overwhelming majority of people who have worked had)
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2014, 09:49:45 AM
3 years experience
Minimum wage
nah brah
I'm with you here.
Government jobs shouldn't be offering minimum wage either. That's pathetic.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 09:54:55 AM
I'm with you here.
Government jobs shouldn't be offering minimum wage either. That's pathetic.
Technically they're not. It's a contract role; your employment would be with the company who owns the contract vehicle, not with the Feds. There are thousands of people working on contract to the Canadian Federal Government.
As the worker, the opportunity for you would be to demonstrate your worth to the team with which you're working and have them create or find a full time position for you at the end of the contract.
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2014, 10:10:30 AM
Technically they're not. It's a contract role; your employment would be with the company who owns the contract vehicle, not with the Feds. There are thousands of people working on contract to the Canadian Federal Government.
As the worker, the opportunity for you would be to demonstrate your worth to the team with which you're working and have them create or find a full time position for you at the end of the contract.
I understand that.
But if you're working with federal documents and report generation, I would think a wage higher that what you would receive as a Sandwich Artist at Subway with 0 years experience is necessary for this position. It doesn't matter if you're contract or full time. We have students in our office starting at 45k a year.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 10:25:40 AM
I understand that.
But if you're working with federal documents and report generation, I would think a wage higher that what you would receive as a Sandwich Artist at Subway with 0 years experience is necessary for this position. It doesn't matter if you're contract or full time. We have students in our office starting at 45k a year.
No. There are lots of people in Ottawa desperately keen to break into a Fed job. They'll fill this without any problem at all.
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2014, 10:27:39 AM
No. There are lots of people in Ottawa desperately keen to break into a Fed job. They'll fill this without any problem at all.
i'm sure there are.
The wage being offered is still awful though. Desperation or not.
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2014, 10:28:44 AM
No. There are lots of people in Ottawa desperately keen to break into a Fed job. They'll fill this without any problem at all.
Somewhat related - I've been keeping an eye out for job postings for a nearby federal gov't branch and the opening that I was given a heads up about was finally posted... and it's for recent graduates only (last 2 years).
Number of recent graduate postings listed while I was a recent graduate: 0
Well above minimum wage too.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 10:31:34 AM
i'm sure there are.
The wage being offered is still awful though. Desperation or not.
Welcome to free market economics. The only way around it would be for the Feds to employ the individual directly at what you might consider to be a more appropriate wage, and then people would complain about bloated government.
If you want to see the Government employ people who actually give a excrement rather than farm work out to contract companies employing short term grunts, don't vote Conservative.
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2014, 10:35:54 AM
Welcome to free market economics. The only way around it would be for the Feds to employ the individual directly at what you might consider to be a more appropriate wage, and then people would complain about bloated government.
If you want to see the Government employ people who actually give a excrement rather than farm work out to contract companies employing short term grunts, don't vote Conservative.
I may try something new, and vote for the communist party.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 10:36:51 AM
I may try something new, and vote for the communist party.
I don't know if we even have one of those.
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2014, 10:41:19 AM
I don't know if we even have one of those.
There was one during the last election. I laughed.
Post by: Pope on June 12, 2014, 11:17:18 AM
Post by: Tommy on June 12, 2014, 06:32:42 PM
Welcome to free market economics. The only way around it would be for the Feds to employ the individual directly at what you might consider to be a more appropriate wage, and then people would complain about bloated government.
If you want to see the Government employ people who actually give a excrement rather than farm work out to contract companies employing short term grunts, don't vote Conservative.
Yeah, the American Govt needs more people on their payroll who coast through their job, don't have to worry about getting laid off, who earn expensive benefits and pension.
The good news is that private sector hiring has been on a steady climb in the last few years. Almost to pre-GFC levels.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 07:11:02 PM
Post by: Tommy on June 12, 2014, 07:42:57 PM
Which part of the conversation between the guy in Manitoba and the guy in Ontario about a job in Ottawa do you think related to the American Government?
I opened Tapatalk as soon as I woke up. Cut me some slack.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 12, 2014, 11:12:32 PM
Post by: Tommy on June 12, 2014, 11:15:15 PM
http://www.vgchartz.com/
Too early to make a call, but worldwide sales don't look good at all.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 12, 2014, 11:18:54 PM
For all DCM's talk about the WiiU being such a failure, it looks like the Xbox One deserves that stamp:
http://www.vgchartz.com/
Too early to make a call, but worldwide sales don't look good at all.
1. Probably the wrong thread
2. XB One has not yet been released in Japan...or Russian and Poland. That should jump the sales a little bit.
Post by: Johnny English on June 12, 2014, 11:27:59 PM
I'm climbing up the walls waiting to hear from the federal government about my most recent application. MOTHER FUCKER JUST MAKE A DECISION.
I'll sacrifice a Canadian for you.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 12, 2014, 11:31:10 PM
I'll sacrifice a Canadian for you.
Anyone we know?
Post by: Tommy on June 13, 2014, 12:05:53 AM
Anyone we know?
Tomorrow's WSJ headline:
Worldwide ketchup demand has plummeted to record lows. H.J Heinz and Company to file for bankruptcy.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 13, 2014, 08:22:40 PM
Words cannot describe how excited and terrified I feel right now.
Post by: Heismanberg on June 13, 2014, 08:41:55 PM
Apparently JE's offering worked! I got a call from my recruiter this morning and the SWO board accepted my packet. Still no word on when I'll be going to OCS, though.
Words cannot describe how excited and terrified I feel right now.
Congrats, dude.
Post by: Johnny English on June 13, 2014, 09:48:03 PM
Apparently JE's offering worked! I got a call from my recruiter this morning and the SWO board accepted my packet. Still no word on when I'll be going to OCS, though.
Words cannot describe how excited and terrified I feel right now.
Awesome man, good job. I'm sorry that the world is going to be short a Canadian as a result, and I'm sorry that it's not MBGreen.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 13, 2014, 09:53:29 PM
Congrats, dude.
Thank you, sir.
Awesome man, good job. I'm sorry that the world is going to be short a Canadian as a result, and I'm sorry that it's not MBGreen.
We can always do an additional celebratory sacrifice.
Post by: MBGreen on June 13, 2014, 10:01:53 PM
congrats, cato.
Post by: Tommy on June 13, 2014, 10:09:03 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 13, 2014, 11:07:10 PM
We can always do an additional celebratory sacrifice.
There's always IATA.
Post by: guinness77 on June 13, 2014, 11:56:46 PM
Apparently JE's offering worked! I got a call from my recruiter this morning and the SWO board accepted my packet. Still no word on when I'll be going to OCS, though.Good excrement, man. Congrats.
Words cannot describe how excited and terrified I feel right now.
Post by: Badger on June 15, 2014, 07:56:27 PM
Apparently JE's offering worked! I got a call from my recruiter this morning and the SWO board accepted my packet. Still no word on when I'll be going to OCS, though.
Words cannot describe how excited and terrified I feel right now.
Awesome!
Post by: Miamipuck on June 16, 2014, 10:35:49 PM
Apparently JE's offering worked! I got a call from my recruiter this morning and the SWO board accepted my packet. Still no word on when I'll be going to OCS, though.
Words cannot describe how excited and terrified I feel right now.
Congrats Cato!
Post by: Koz on June 17, 2014, 12:11:07 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2014, 12:13:20 PM
Just promoted. My title went from Assistant XXX to Deputy XXX. Feeling so much more empowered now.Are those gay porn job titles?
Post by: MBGreen on June 17, 2014, 12:14:31 PM
Just promoted. My title went from Assistant XXX to Deputy XXX. Feeling so much more empowered now.congrats dude
Post by: Badger on June 17, 2014, 12:15:10 PM
Just promoted. My title went from Assistant XXX to Deputy XXX. Feeling so much more empowered now.
Are you going to re-christen your yacht in celebration?
Post by: Tommy on June 17, 2014, 12:15:29 PM
Are those gay porn job titles?
Deputy fluffer.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 17, 2014, 12:16:27 PM
Deputy fluffer.Haha. Assistant taint shaver.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 17, 2014, 12:33:06 PM
Just promoted. My title went from Assistant XXX to Deputy XXX. Feeling so much more empowered now.
So now you can delegate your work and be on here more. Did it come with a raise?
Congrats btw.
Post by: Koz on June 18, 2014, 06:53:50 AM
So now you can delegate your work and be on here more. Did it come with a raise?
Congrats btw.
Came with such a large raise that I've now bought JoeJet's private island AND yacht.
Not.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 18, 2014, 11:04:30 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 18, 2014, 11:07:28 AM
Came with such a large raise that I've now bought JoeJet's private island AND yacht.
Not.
Well at least you got the large raise. hahahah
Post by: Tommy on June 18, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
Post by: mj2sexay on June 19, 2014, 08:33:20 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 19, 2014, 08:42:04 PM
Just got my final grade for the first year. Finished my 1L with a 3.2. This is the highest GPA over a year span that I've gotten since my junior year of high school. I think I'll celebrate with bong rips and Fifa for the evening.
I understand the last sentence of this post.
Post by: Tommy on June 19, 2014, 08:53:04 PM
Post by: Badger on June 19, 2014, 08:55:01 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on June 19, 2014, 09:18:47 PM
Just got my final grade for the first year. Finished my 1L with a 3.2. This is the highest GPA over a year span that I've gotten since my junior year of high school. I think I'll celebrate with bong rips and Fifa for the evening.
My first college degree i was an absolutely freaking dreadful student, I actually looked at my transcripts when I was applying to schools recently and laughed when I saw I had like a 2.4 or something absurd for my undergrad bach. And since ive gotten my excrement together have actually been a good student.
Its insane how much you can change over a few years
Post by: ons on June 20, 2014, 12:06:42 AM
Just got my final grade for the first year. Finished my 1L with a 3.2. This is the highest GPA over a year span that I've gotten since my junior year of high school. I think I'll celebrate with bong rips and Fifa for the evening.
You got into a law school with that low of an undergrad GPA? Nicely done. And congrats on finishing 1L - I hear the fun years are still to come, though.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 20, 2014, 06:21:39 AM
I understand the last sentence of this post.I thought it was a Peyton Manning play call.
Post by: mj2sexay on June 20, 2014, 07:54:10 AM
My first college degree i was an absolutely freaking dreadful student, I actually looked at my transcripts when I was applying to schools recently and laughed when I saw I had like a 2.4 or something absurd for my undergrad bach. And since ive gotten my excrement together have actually been a good student.
Its insane how much you can change over a few years
I waited 3 years from graduating to go back to school and its the best decision I made. Work ethic wise I'm miles ahead of where I was. People mature at different ages I suppose. No one told me when I graduated college how fucked I was because every prospective employer was going to define me by nothing but that number. Luckily I was able to fall into a recruiting job because the owner of the company paid excrement base salaries but high commissions.
You got into a law school with that low of an undergrad GPA? Nicely done. And congrats on finishing 1L - I hear the fun years are still to come, though.
Thank you. It was definitely discouraging to apply to places with such a low GPA, but I busted my derriere on the LSAT and was able to pull a 158, but even then I go to a Tier 4 school. If I didn't have family that I could rely on for internships and opportunities I wouldn't have bothered with a tier 4 considering the investment.
People say the first year is the hardest, but I can't see how that could possibly be true when I look at my course load coming up next year. I've heard evidence is a nightmare but we'll see.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 08:17:09 AM
I waited 3 years from graduating to go back to school and its the best decision I made. Work ethic wise I'm miles ahead of where I was. People mature at different ages I suppose. No one told me when I graduated college how fucked I was because every prospective employer was going to define me by nothing but that number. Luckily I was able to fall into a recruiting job because the owner of the company paid excrement base salaries but high commissions.
Thank you. It was definitely discouraging to apply to places with such a low GPA, but I busted my derriere on the LSAT and was able to pull a 158, but even then I go to a Tier 4 school. If I didn't have family that I could rely on for internships and opportunities I wouldn't have bothered with a tier 4 considering the investment.
People say the first year is the hardest, but I can't see how that could possibly be true when I look at my course load coming up next year. I've heard evidence is a nightmare but we'll see.
Let us know when you become a lawyer, I have lots and lots of lawyer jokes you will need to hear.
BTW I just started going back to school myself. Holy excrement am I a different student then when I was in my teens/20's. It's night and day, if only I did this 20 years ago. For some strange reason I am finding school fun, probably because I am ruining the bell curve. My lowest grade so far has been an A-, which I just got in Marketing because I totally fucked up 1 test, oh well.
Post by: klaximilian on June 20, 2014, 08:54:55 AM
Let us know when you become a lawyer, I have lots and lots of lawyer jokes you will need to hear.
BTW I just started going back to school myself. Holy excrement am I a different student then when I was in my teens/20's. It's night and day, if only I did this 20 years ago. For some strange reason I am finding school fun, probably because I am ruining the bell curve. My lowest grade so far has been an A-, which I just got in Marketing because I totally fucked up 1 test, oh well.
Same here. It's funny how your priorities completely shift when you go back on your own dollar. I've been burying my head in the books and really intend to ace everything I can.
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 08:57:19 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 09:12:47 AM
Same here. It's funny how your priorities completely shift when you go back on your own dollar. I've been burying my head in the books and really intend to ace everything I can.
I completely agree. It's definitely a mix of those 2, paying and/or different priorities. When I was younger I had scholarships (academic) and parents. I was a spoiled poopchute. Now with my own money, the freak if I want to waste it.
Plus it's a totally different perspective for me, like you said. School isn't that bad quite honestly, it's a lot of work depending on the class but so what. I just wish I realized this a lot sooner. I can't change that, but I am going to get my degree, so no sense looking back other than to kick myself. Also when you're older and have experience, it will open up some different doors, I am excite, lol.
This is why we shouldn't shuttle shiftless teenagers directly into college.
I completely agree with this.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 09:29:21 AM
First:
I see a trends in my occupation that aren't too kind to my long term prospects. I am in institutional sales (fixed income) and business is down over 70%+ from 3-4 years ago. I can foresee a period of uber low rates for the foreseeable future and that doesn't bode well, money just isn't coming into the muni market, save for mutual funds, and I don't specialize in covering funds because we lack negotiated product.
** Here's a brief primer, so I am not talking all jargon:
Negotiated issues are New Bond issues where everything, Yield, price, sales credit etc. etc. is set on the issuing date by the firm running the books. The firm has everything all set, there's no bidding process it's all based on the relationship the firm's bankers have with the entity looking to issue bonds. That firm controls the selling process.
Competitive issues are when firms put bids in to run the books, the firm with the lowest interest cost, wins the deal. As you can imagine firms want Negotiated business where they can make a lot more money than in a competitive deal. **
Also, the middle guy (me) is being squeezed. I work for a smaller regional dealer and we don't have a negotiated new issue desk. I have to hustle for all of my business. With a negotiated desk the money managers/funds/trust companies basically have to use you, with a regional they don't. So most of the salesmen at the big fixed income desks can sit back and get orders, literally I am not kidding. I am sure you're saying well go to a major, here's why it's next to impossible. I deal with a decent sized Texas bank, her coverage @ Citibank in Houston, was nuked, They laid off the entire Houston fixed income desk. Then her coverage in Barclay's is up in the air as they closed their entire Miami office.
In addition, everyone knows what you make on transactions now. With all the disclosure, spreads are getting more and more compressed except in the negotiated market, which I am not a part of. Sales credit is embedded in a Negotiated deal, which has a set price.
Second part is all my savings has gone to dust because of medical bills and expenses which are eating me alive. I don't think I have to get into that and won't, suffice to say most of you know the gist of that.
It's a question of " Is the mountain going to come to me or am I going to the mountain."
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 09:30:45 AM
It's a question of " Is the mountain going to come to me or am I going to the mountain."
(http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/Hafthor_Bjornsson_Mountain_Game_Of_Thrones_Colts_Picture.png)
Post by: mj2sexay on June 20, 2014, 09:54:50 AM
Let us know when you become a lawyer, I have lots and lots of lawyer jokes you will need to hear.
BTW I just started going back to school myself. Holy excrement am I a different student then when I was in my teens/20's. It's night and day, if only I did this 20 years ago. For some strange reason I am finding school fun, probably because I am ruining the bell curve. My lowest grade so far has been an A-, which I just got in Marketing because I totally fucked up 1 test, oh well.
Congratulations Puck. Even freaking up a test and still pulling an A- is no small feat. I'm in the night program which is predominantly people 30 or older making me one of the youngest here at 26, and I gotta say I love it. The day students are straight out of college and 7 out of 10 are hyper-competitive, smarmy little douchebags, whereas I'm going to school at night with adults from all different walks of life (from one of my classmates being a postman to another who's an architect), and the atmosphere is completely different because people act like adults. The curve is fucked because they work their asses off, but its a much more accommodating, pleasant group to be around. I heard in the day section there were students deliberately spreading mis-information within their own study groups. I'd go freaking ballistic.
This is why we shouldn't shuttle shiftless teenagers directly into college.
Agreed. Some people are absolutely ready for college at 18. I wasn't one of them, and I'm not an isolated case. I was a spoiled little excrement who didn't have the foresight or experience to understand the financial commitment my parents made to send me to school and as a result I thought nothing of doing nothing at the expense of having a good time. I interned for Sirius at 21, and I actually did a pretty good job comparatively speaking with the other interns...but I wish I could go back and give myself a much needed talk about treating every day like a job interview.
When I was recruiting, I always found it astounding when dealing with people fresh out of college in terms of trying to place a candidate in a position, but then again I realized I was the same way because they had no frame of reference. We were all raised under the misguided notion that a college degree equals a well-paying job.
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 10:00:16 AM
We were all raised under the misguided notion that a college degree equals a well-paying job.
Or any job at all.
Post by: Johnny English on June 20, 2014, 10:08:26 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 10:20:15 AM
Congratulations Puck. Even freaking up a test and still pulling an A- is no small feat. I'm in the night program which is predominantly people 30 or older making me one of the youngest here at 26, and I gotta say I love it. The day students are straight out of college and 7 out of 10 are hyper-competitive, smarmy little douchebags, whereas I'm going to school at night with adults from all different walks of life (from one of my classmates being a postman to another who's an architect), and the atmosphere is completely different because people act like adults. The curve is fucked because they work their asses off, but its a much more accommodating, pleasant group to be around. I heard in the day section there were students deliberately spreading mis-information within their own study groups. I'd go freaking ballistic.
Agreed. Some people are absolutely ready for college at 18. I wasn't one of them, and I'm not an isolated case. I was a spoiled little excrement who didn't have the foresight or experience to understand the financial commitment my parents made to send me to school and as a result I thought nothing of doing nothing at the expense of having a good time. I interned for Sirius at 21, and I actually did a pretty good job comparatively speaking with the other interns...but I wish I could go back and give myself a much needed talk about treating every day like a job interview.
When I was recruiting, I always found it astounding when dealing with people fresh out of college in terms of trying to place a candidate in a position, but then again I realized I was the same way because they had no frame of reference. We were all raised under the misguided notion that a college degree equals a well-paying job.
Btw MJ congrats on Law school that's no small feat at any age.
Oddly enough I am going to night summer school where the classes are condensed. Instead of 15 weeks these courses are 6. I like it better that way. The work piles on at certain points but it's still more interesting and faster. The students are a good mix of older/younger but generally no punks. I had one run-in in a marketing class when a teacher asked me the appeal of Nieman Marcus after I answered a question about luxury brads. I of course answered, "snob". One of the 20 something broads got pissed at that, said," I can afford to shop there and it's not snobby". The entire class started laughing, I said" Congrats I am sure most everyone in the class can afford to, we just don't because it's too snobby". It was funny, I had Nieman Marcus dress pants on at the time too. I shop at their outlet store down here and picked up $300 pants for 50 bucks. I love their outlet store they run extraordinary deals. I would never in a million years pay regular price for an item there. Wow sorry for the sidetrack.
Anyway , I find the kids at night school really cool, I get along with most of them, through group projects or helping them on public speaking/speeches in the business communications class.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 10:22:20 AM
I'm 40 years old, left school at 17 with no qualifications worth a excrement and have managed to fluke and con my way into a pretty decent career. Doing things the way I did seems to be nigh on impossible these days with even basic and entry level sales jobs requiring a minimum of a degree; I can't imagine how difficult it must be to be a new entrant to the employment market in this day and age.
It's virtually impossible now.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 11:41:38 AM
While we're on it the impetus for going back to school for me was 2 fold.Just out of curiosity what kinda health plan/package do you get at your gig?
First:
I see a trends in my occupation that aren't too kind to my long term prospects. I am in institutional sales (fixed income) and business is down over 70%+ from 3-4 years ago. I can foresee a period of uber low rates for the foreseeable future and that doesn't bode well, money just isn't coming into the muni market, save for mutual funds, and I don't specialize in covering funds because we lack negotiated product.
** Here's a brief primer, so I am not talking all jargon:
Negotiated issues are New Bond issues where everything, Yield, price, sales credit etc. etc. is set on the issuing date by the firm running the books. The firm has everything all set, there's no bidding process it's all based on the relationship the firm's bankers have with the entity looking to issue bonds. That firm controls the selling process.
Competitive issues are when firms put bids in to run the books, the firm with the lowest interest cost, wins the deal. As you can imagine firms want Negotiated business where they can make a lot more money than in a competitive deal. **
Also, the middle guy (me) is being squeezed. I work for a smaller regional dealer and we don't have a negotiated new issue desk. I have to hustle for all of my business. With a negotiated desk the money managers/funds/trust companies basically have to use you, with a regional they don't. So most of the salesmen at the big fixed income desks can sit back and get orders, literally I am not kidding. I am sure you're saying well go to a major, here's why it's next to impossible. I deal with a decent sized Texas bank, her coverage @ Citibank in Houston, was nuked, They laid off the entire Houston fixed income desk. Then her coverage in Barclay's is up in the air as they closed their entire Miami office.
In addition, everyone knows what you make on transactions now. With all the disclosure, spreads are getting more and more compressed except in the negotiated market, which I am not a part of. Sales credit is embedded in a Negotiated deal, which has a set price.
Second part is all my savings has gone to dust because of medical bills and expenses which are eating me alive. I don't think I have to get into that and won't, suffice to say most of you know the gist of that.
It's a question of " Is the mountain going to come to me or am I going to the mountain."
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 11:47:21 AM
It's virtually impossible now.It's freaking terrible, unless you go into the medical field. And even the medical field is extremely tough.
I graduated around 4 to 5 years ago with my MBA in finance and thought yeah MBA in finance I'm set. Absolutely freaking garbage out there simply because I had absolutely no experience.
Went back for another bachelor's in nursing, and that was pretty promising. Pretty hard to get a job, near impossible if you plan/want to work anywhere near NYC. But i think within a year of graduating around 75% of the people I graduated with have legitimate careers making 67-75k a year right of school with bachelor's degrees. (graduated with close to 160 people).
Some of them are retired cops, army etc. But then there's also a bunch who are like 21-22 making that kind of money and are absolutely freaking set.
I wish I knew ten years ago what I knew now about college and the job market, and I'd be set for life by now
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 11:51:12 AM
It's virtually impossible now.
Impossumble
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 01:05:28 PM
Just out of curiosity what kinda health plan/package do you get at your gig?Not the greatest I work for a relatively small firm with moderate economies of scale. For instance med insurance is $600 + a month and scripts $4-500 per just alone.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 02:21:28 PM
Not the greatest I work for a relatively small firm with moderate economies of scale. For instance med insurance is $600 + a month and scripts $4-500 per just alone.That's what you pay?
Wouldnt some of the high deductible junk off from the exchange be better than that if you're paying that much on scripts monthly?
I think you'd hit your annual deduction in no time.
Then again I don't know how significant your medical issues are, and if you'd wanna be messing around with limiting your options since nobody accepts the excrement
Post by: Cane on June 20, 2014, 03:21:32 PM
Agreed. Some people are absolutely ready for college at 18. I wasn't one of them, and I'm not an isolated case. I was a spoiled little excrement who didn't have the foresight or experience to understand the financial commitment my parents made to send me to school and as a result I thought nothing of doing nothing at the expense of having a good time. I interned for Sirius at 21, and I actually did a pretty good job comparatively speaking with the other interns...but I wish I could go back and give myself a much needed talk about treating every day like a job interview.
College has become such an expensive task that kids these days really can't afford to screw around with their education, yet the trend is the exact opposite. So many kids take that opportunity for granted. One thing that I always appreciate was leaving school with no loans (state school + Scholarships). Did I take advantage of my time there? Not exactly, but the lack of loans meant I had a little time to get my excrement together. Any kid that just goes to a random school for the hell of it is really putting himself and his family in a bad situation.
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 03:34:19 PM
College has become such an expensive task that kids these days really can't afford to screw around with their education, yet the trend is the exact opposite. So many kids take that opportunity for granted. One thing that I always appreciate was leaving school with no loans (state school + Scholarships). Did I take advantage of my time there? Not exactly, but the lack of loans meant I had a little time to get my excrement together. Any kid that just goes to a random school for the hell of it is really putting himself and his family in a bad situation.
I'm still not sure why my wife's family encouraged all of their 9 children to take out loans and go to expensive private colleges. What's wrong with CUNY? My wife's student loan debt will never be paid off. Ever.
Thankfully I went to a state school.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 03:46:24 PM
College has become such an expensive task that kids these days really can't afford to screw around with their education, yet the trend is the exact opposite. So many kids take that opportunity for granted. One thing that I always appreciate was leaving school with no loans (state school + Scholarships). Did I take advantage of my time there? Not exactly, but the lack of loans meant I had a little time to get my excrement together. Any kid that just goes to a random school for the hell of it is really putting himself and his family in a bad situation.Friend of mine is a physical therapist and his wife is a chiropractor. They make like 130-150k a year, which is pretty damn good.
But the two of them are paying over 2 grand a month in student loans. He told me the other day that even with them paying 2 grand a month (over the maximum period of time 30 years) that the principal on their loans hasn't actually decreased.
That they're legitimately just paying only the interest.
Of course they both went to private schools for both undergrad and grad, but they also (well only him the physical therapist) got very good paying jobs immediately out of school
Post by: Cane on June 20, 2014, 06:34:04 PM
I'm still not sure why my wife's family encouraged all of their 9 children to take out loans and go to expensive private colleges. What's wrong with CUNY? My wife's student loan debt will never be paid off. Ever.
Thankfully I went to a state school.
I went to Rutgers and my fiance went to Suny Binghamton. We were both basically steered to state schools by our parents and it worked out financially well for both of us. She's through her masters already and I had the chance to get two degrees from RU for an average of like 5k a year.
Post by: Heismanberg on June 20, 2014, 07:43:39 PM
He got in trouble for shelling out too much supplemental cash to one of the assistants that is no longer at the school. It would have gone completely unnoticed, but the assistant getting this money had to go before a district board when he got a DUI in late March. The board reviewed his contract and excrement hit the fan. We were wondering why our equipment and groundskeeping budgets were so shitty. This is why.
This coach was making over $30,000 more a year because of these added supplements. From what I was told, this is what these supplements were:
$2000: laundry (all assistants wash clothes on a weekly schedule, no one else got this money)
$3500: travel fees (wat)
$2000: equipment key-holder (wat part deux)
$3000: recruiting coordinator (AKA uploading video to Hudl)
$5600: offensive coordinator (legitimate supplement)
$4000: strength and conditioning (PE teacher)
$3000: athletic training (not certified)
$8000: assistant AD (didn't meet any of the qualifications)
Post by: Tommy on June 20, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Post by: ons on June 20, 2014, 09:13:57 PM
College is fine but no one days you have to to to big expensive schools. People overestimate the value of the name of the college. The majority of companies don't care unless it's Ivy League anyway. You may have to start with a less than desirable company at first, but busy your derriere and work your way to better companies that pay more. Experience is worth way more than a degree.
Eh, I know a lot of people who went to Ivy (almost 50% of my high school graduating class) and are now killing it compared to a lot of smart kids I know who didn't go to as prestigious a school. You have to make the name work for you, but there are plenty of people/industries who still get excited by the name 'Harvard'
But yeah, I'm thrilled I was able to graduate debt-free, I see friends of mine struggling to pay the interest on their student loan debt and it just looks miserable.
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Friend of mine is a physical therapist
Semi-relatedly, that sounds like a really nice gig.
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 09:21:59 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 09:39:23 PM
Eh, I know a lot of people who went to Ivy (almost 50% of my high school graduating class) and are now killing it compared to a lot of smart kids I know who didn't go to as prestigious a school. You have to make the name work for you, but there are plenty of people/industries who still get excited by the name 'Harvard'Meh it's not bad.
But yeah, I'm thrilled I was able to graduate debt-free, I see friends of mine struggling to pay the interest on their student loan debt and it just looks miserable.
Semi-relatedly, that sounds like a really nice gig.
If I could go back to when I graduated high school I'd do everything I could to be a crna.
freaking awesome job, with awesome pay, and excellent hours
This one I work with works Tuesday Wednesday Thursday, 12 hour shifts and makes about, 140k/year
With opportunities for OT everywhere
Post by: Tommy on June 20, 2014, 09:43:30 PM
60k a year to go to Hartford college? Yeah, not a good investment.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 09:50:46 PM
And Ivy League can only really help in the beginning, so you have to make it count. Diminished returns as the years go by.Meh depends what you go for. If you can get a great job at 22-24 years old, you'll be fine even with a giant clump of student loans.
60k a year to go to Hartford college? Yeah, not a good investment.
Obviously you'd be better off with a cheaper degree, but the cheaper programs are MUCH more competitive.
For example on long Island Stony Brook is wildly competitive because it's stupidly cheap. But most people can't get in. So they end up going to Molloy and Adelphi which are really expensive
And if they try going to a state school out of state, they get out of state tuition so it's more expensive.
So basically a chunk of people get forced to go to more expensive schools since they can't get in the cheaper ones
Post by: Miamipuck on June 20, 2014, 10:18:59 PM
That's what you pay?
Wouldnt some of the high deductible junk off from the exchange be better than that if you're paying that much on scripts monthly?
I think you'd hit your annual deduction in no time.
Then again I don't know how significant your medical issues are, and if you'd wanna be messing around with limiting your options since nobody accepts the excrement
I can't get cheap after market insurance. As soon as I put my wife on the insurance it would for from $100 to $1000 easily. The work insurance is my only option. Medically, I have zero problems,other then I am a fat freak, it's my wife, if I didn't have insurance I would be in the hole for millions (not an exaggeration).
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 10:32:20 PM
I can't get cheap after market insurance. As soon as I put my wife on the insurance it would for from $100 to $1000 easily. The work insurance is my only option. Medically, I have zero problems,other then I am a fat freak, it's my wife, if I didn't have insurance I would be in the hole for millions (not an exaggeration).
Well not necessarily cheap, but you said you were paying 600 a month PLUS 400-500 on meds alone
I was saying one of the high deductible plans would be something like 600~ a month plus you pay the first 3000~ a year out of pocket completely (or something like that, im making up numbers although thats what someone I know pays for a family plan)
And then after that the insurance covers everything.
still pretty expensive as youd be paying roughly 10,000 a year, but it sounds like your current bills could be more than that.
Then again im not exactly certain how the medication works with that, they might be separate from the whole high deductible part
Post by: Miamipuck on June 21, 2014, 01:03:03 AM
Well not necessarily cheap, but you said you were paying 600 a month PLUS 400-500 on meds alone
I was saying one of the high deductible plans would be something like 600~ a month plus you pay the first 3000~ a year out of pocket completely (or something like that, im making up numbers although thats what someone I know pays for a family plan)
And then after that the insurance covers everything.
still pretty expensive as youd be paying roughly 10,000 a year, but it sounds like your current bills could be more than that.
Then again im not exactly certain how the medication works with that, they might be separate from the whole high deductible part
Trust me the way it is, it's way cheaper with much less hassle from insurance companies on which Dr to see. My current plan is more flexible and cheaper. She wouldn't be able to see her regular docs without referrals and such, it would be a freaking nightmare. God forbid the copays and prescription plan.
Post by: Tommy on June 21, 2014, 01:10:40 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 21, 2014, 10:01:51 AM
If you think insurance in the US is bad, in HK I have to settle the entire bill upfront and then prove to the insurance company that I deserve to be reimbursed. It's a pain in the derriere.freak that.
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2014, 11:04:54 AM
If you think insurance in the US is bad, in HK I have to settle the entire bill upfront and then prove to the insurance company that I deserve to be reimbursed. It's a pain in the derriere.
But Michael Moore told me we have worse healthcare than Cuba! Cuba!
Post by: Tommy on June 21, 2014, 12:47:04 PM
Post by: JFIF on June 21, 2014, 01:47:30 PM
Oh HK has public health insurance though, but the wait list is insane. For my root canal I was told I'd have to wait 4-6 weeks. Try and think about that for a second. I had to pay the $1500 upfront and basically had to beg my dental insurance to cover more than half by supplying them with a ton of documentation, including a letter from a dentist, who still charged a consultation fee.
Well, dental is always a pain in the derriere anywhere basically with very limited coverage .
Generally an entirely indepdent insurance policy and provider too
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on June 21, 2014, 04:07:11 PM
But Michael Moore told me we have worse healthcare than Cuba! Cuba!
It's not, but we could learn certain things from Cuban healthcare, like emphasis on routine preventive care.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 21, 2014, 04:11:20 PM
It's not, but we could learn certain things from Cuban healthcare, like emphasis on routine preventive care.Well that's the direction were moving towards... Kinda
With the exception of obesity and any other metabolic syndrome problems,. In which case were far more reactive than proactive
Post by: Johnny English on June 21, 2014, 07:04:51 PM
Well that's the direction were moving towards... Kinda
With the exception of obesity and any other metabolic syndrome problems,. In which case were far more reactive than proactive
There's nothing that can be done to prevent obesity though. It's genetic, see. Glandular problem. And big bones. Can't prevent any of that.
Post by: Badger on June 21, 2014, 10:57:50 PM
There's nothing that can be done to prevent obesity though. It's genetic, see. Glandular problem. And big bones. Can't prevent any of that.
Thyroid cundishun
Post by: Miamipuck on June 23, 2014, 07:40:31 AM
And Ivy League can only really help in the beginning, so you have to make it count. Diminished returns as the years go by.
60k a year to go to Hartford college? Yeah, not a good investment.
Harvard has a huge endowment, there should be a way to take advantage and get the costs down. I know students can do it, I just don't know how much they're encouraged to.
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 08:30:46 AM
I've hit a glass ceiling salary-wise here at work (I'm a level 2 analyst)...getting certified will help my case when i ask for a promotion to a level 3.
There are 2 exams i have to pass to receive my OCA...SQL Fundamentals (which i need a 60% for a passing grade), and Oracle Admin I (66% for that one).
I've taken a look at a few of the practice questions from the exams. I'll have my work cut out for this.
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2014, 08:31:39 AM
Post by: Badger on June 23, 2014, 08:34:42 AM
The correct answer is c). It's always c).It's fleventy five.
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 08:39:14 AM
The correct answer is c). It's always c).
It's fleventy five.
freak, i wish.
These oracle exams have "choose all that apply" type questions. So, if I select 3 correct answers out of 6 given solutions...and there were 4 correct answers. I get the question incorrect. It's brutal. You really have to know your excrement.
I should pull the Tommy and ask Iggy to write my exam for me.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 23, 2014, 08:48:01 AM
freak, i wish.
These oracle exams have "choose all that apply" type questions. So, if I select 3 correct answers out of 6 given solutions...and there were 4 correct answers. I get the question incorrect. It's brutal. You really have to know your excrement.
I should pull the Tommy and ask Iggy to write my exam for me.
Hahahah he will charge you $150 an hour.
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 08:48:48 AM
Hahahah he will charge you $150 an hour.
I'll get the Canadian Discount....$175/hr
Post by: Pope on June 23, 2014, 10:05:55 AM
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 10:08:23 AM
I liked SQL but hated PL/SQLI didn't find pl/sql that bad. you can do a lot with cursors.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 23, 2014, 10:11:56 AM
Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2014, 10:22:18 AM
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 10:27:27 AM
I dropped out of 4 year college to get a computer networking degree at the height of the bubble. Quit when I found out all that weird crap I'd have to learn to make any money. Then went back to real college.
I would assume learning about Network/hardware concepts is easier to grasp then learning to speak/read/write Japanese.
Post by: Pope on June 23, 2014, 10:27:49 AM
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 10:31:21 AM
At some point, i wouldn't mind exploring Network Admin/Linux admin opportunities at my company in the future.
Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2014, 10:43:03 AM
I would assume learning about Network/hardware concepts is easier to grasp then learning to speak/read/write Japanese.
Japanese was hobby that I was studying on my own time since graduating HS. Networking and all that stuff was tough to learn at 9am while in your early 20s. Besides, it wasn't just networking, had to take some courses like Visual Basic and Linux which went way over my head.
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 10:45:17 AM
Japanese was hobby that I was studying on my own time since graduating HS. Networking and all that stuff was tough to learn at 9am while in your early 20s. Besides, it wasn't just networking, had to take some courses like Visual Basic and Linux which went way over my head.
Interesting...I was a Visual Basic programmer for 4 years, and my current job is immersed in Linux servers.
I suppose it's not for everyone. You're a bright guy though, Tommy...I'm sure you would've figured it out.
Post by: Badger on June 23, 2014, 10:45:19 AM
I enjoyed my networking courses while i was in college. Unfortunately, there were more software development jobs available back in 2002...so i went that route.
At some point, i wouldn't mind exploring Network Admin/Linux admin opportunities at my company in the future.
But you're supposed to predict what will be in demand 5-10-15 years down the line when you're deciding what to study in college.
/new economy
Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
Interesting...I was a Visual Basic programmer for 4 years, and my current job is immersed in Linux servers.
I suppose it's not for everyone. You're a bright guy though, Tommy...I'm sure you would've figured it out.
I was more interested in chasing tail and spending all night drinking and doing drugs back then to care. Might have had something to do with it.
But thanks. I don't think I had the passion for it really. Good on me for getting out when I did. I did tech support for a few years as a part time gig and hates it.
Post by: Miamipuck on June 23, 2014, 10:54:27 AM
I was more interested in chasing tail and spending all night drinking and doing drugs back then to care. Might have had something to do with it.
But thanks. I don't think I had the passion for it really. Good on me for getting out when I did. I did tech support for a few years as a part time gig and hates it.
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Post by: Tommy on June 23, 2014, 10:57:18 AM
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2014, 11:06:01 AM
Hah holy excrement. There's a meme for everything.
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/50/5018d429b3f8f80fb9dbb5b6d87430c3b393fdb6e67c240f3768f86368efe910.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on June 23, 2014, 12:32:22 PM
Might have to go hat in hand to my mgmt and ask for the company to pay for them.:P
Post by: Miamipuck on June 23, 2014, 12:39:40 PM
Practice tests for the OCA are $100 each...oof.
Might have to go hat in hand to my mgmt and ask for the company to pay for them. :P
Frame it in a," I need them to increase my skills to better fulfill my job requirements", and they will probably pay for it. Better yet, there should be an employee handbook which will spell out the continuing education policies. They would have to be listed for a government job, you may not even have to ask them to pay for it, it's possible it's a benefit you didn't even know about.
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2014, 12:55:59 PM
Post by: Badger on June 23, 2014, 12:57:00 PM
Frame it in a," I need them to increase my skills to better fulfill my job requirements", and they will probably pay for it.
Nah, they'll just replace him with an Indian on a work visa.
Post by: Johnny English on June 23, 2014, 12:59:26 PM
Post by: Badger on June 24, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
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Post by: ons on June 24, 2014, 02:39:48 PM
Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2014, 02:43:26 PM
Post by: ons on June 24, 2014, 02:51:58 PM
Eating it, making it or serving it?
Making, although they'll likely stick me at cleaning for the people really making it at first since I haven't been on a line in just over a year.
Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2014, 03:11:20 PM
Post by: Badger on June 24, 2014, 03:14:38 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 24, 2014, 03:22:28 PM
Who wants to see me shotgun a whole tuna?
Shoot one with a shotgun? I am in.
Post by: klaximilian on June 24, 2014, 03:49:24 PM
Making, although they'll likely stick me at cleaning for the people really making it at first since I haven't been on a line in just over a year.
I doubt it's truly fine dining if its excrement pay. I knew someone who worked in fine dining and came home with anywhere between $300-600/night. I worked in a business dining restaurant for a year and came out with close the $300/night as well.
Then again, what exactly do you consider excrement pay? I surely wouldn't be grumpy making 5-6K waiting tables.
Post by: ons on June 24, 2014, 04:56:25 PM
I doubt it's truly fine dining if its excrement pay. I knew someone who worked in fine dining and came home with anywhere between $300-600/night. I worked in a business dining restaurant for a year and came out with close the $300/night as well.
Then again, what exactly do you consider excrement pay? I surely wouldn't be grumpy making 5-6K waiting tables.
They have two locations and only one is fine dining, I'd definitely start at the other. If I were serving at the fine dining place I'd be bringing in serious cash but back of house at the second location is going to be hourly with probable excrement pay.
Awesome. You're in charge of the sushi at the tailgate.
Yeah, can see how well raw sea urchin holds up after a trip through USPS.
Post by: dcm1602 on June 24, 2014, 06:42:03 PM
I doubt it's truly fine dining if its excrement pay. I knew someone who worked in fine dining and came home with anywhere between $300-600/night. I worked in a business dining restaurant for a year and came out with close the $300/night as well.Problem with pay though, is lots of restaurants depend on tourism
Then again, what exactly do you consider excrement pay? I surely wouldn't be grumpy making 5-6K waiting tables.
So there's some placed you could be getting 800/night in December and 150/ in August or the opposite depending in the region
Post by: Tommy on June 24, 2014, 07:37:03 PM
Got talking to a server at a restaurant and may be going back into Japanese fine dining for the foreseeable future. Likely I'll love the work but I doubt I last over a year with the excrement pay.
Were you the one that quit his steady and well playing job recently to just live off your savings and find a new career? I may have it mixed up though.
Post by: klaximilian on June 26, 2014, 03:18:36 PM
Problem with pay though, is lots of restaurants depend on tourism
So there's some placed you could be getting 800/night in December and 150/ in August or the opposite depending in the region
Been there. I worked at a few corporate chains over my college years (Maggianos being the best one) and I could make $50 in January, but the whole month of December I was raking in at least $300/night.
That's where your budgeting skills are really tested.
Post by: klaximilian on June 26, 2014, 03:22:21 PM
This spring I was granted time to work from home (March), last week received yet another raise, and today another day to work from home.
What a difference one year makes.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 03, 2014, 11:32:15 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 03, 2014, 11:33:53 AM
Post by: MBGreen on July 03, 2014, 11:40:27 AM
just got out of a meeting with my boss to discuss my performance as a new manager. The meeting was fine but I thought I was going to get fired for sexual harassment right on the spot. My boss is a cute chick (prolly a 7 or 8, young, good face, decent body) and we were in her office at her desk with 2 chairs pulled up next to each other. She's wearing a tight, short summer dress that barely covers her crotch when she sits down. And it kept riiiiiding up her legs so she had to adjust it every few minutes. I swear, I must have caught myself trying to look at her vagina no less than thirty times. I'm sitting there saying to myself "STOP STARING YOU ARE SO freaking OBVIOUS SHES YOUR BOSS" and then I instinctively glance down at her legs. I know she saw me looking more than once so then I basically had to try and lock eye contact with her for the rest of the meeting, which was also horribly awkward.
she was probably evaluating the performance of the chubby you had sitting in front of her.
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2014, 04:02:55 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_march_(project_management)
Minus the extra time at work. It's just making the existing time at work suck more.
Post by: dcm1602 on July 21, 2014, 04:08:25 PM
Experiencing this right now.Just get them to turn it into a six sigma project or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_march_(project_management)
Minus the extra time at work. It's just making the existing time at work suck more.
Start rambling about efficency, cost savings, and quality improvement
Bam, new life into a dying project
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2014, 04:12:19 PM
Just get them to turn it into a six sigma project or something.
Start rambling about efficency, cost savings, and quality improvement
Bam, new life into a dying project
In their eyes, they (HQ) are being efficient and saving money by sending shitwork to the NY office (read: me) instead of hiring additional operational staff. And based on the way the work comes down the pipeline to me, they clearly don't care about quality.
The primary responsibility of our office is to handle certain high end clients who demand extra attention, but HQ is funneling lots of issues from excrement-tier clients (e.g. East Bumblefuck Sausage Store) to us. They claimed it was a temporary overflow of work, but they lied, it's just going to be like this from now on.
We've complained about the state of things but the only things that have changed are: 1) middle managers from HQ can't bother me any more and 2) now I have a quota for how much excrement I have to shovel every day.
Post by: Badger on July 24, 2014, 08:53:06 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 25, 2014, 10:40:05 AM
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:09:03 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 02, 2014, 08:28:09 AM
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2014, 08:37:34 AM
I was allowed to wear shorts to the office from Memorial Day to Labor Day. Today is the first day of pants again. It feels like my crotch is being strangled.
Seems a bit arbitrary. I don't know about New York, but it's forecast to be stinkingly hot and humid here all week.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 02, 2014, 08:41:37 AM
Seems a bit arbitrary. I don't know about New York, but it's forecast to be stinkingly hot and humid here all week.
His boss only allows the shorts with white shoes.
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:42:18 AM
Seems a bit arbitrary. I don't know about New York, but it's forecast to be stinkingly hot and humid here all week.
Honestly, I don't think anyone would have given me any excrement for wearing shorts this week. And yes, today might possibly be the hottest day of NYC summer this year.
Post by: Tommy on September 02, 2014, 08:42:25 AM
Geez you should see the way they dress here. Our customers are institutional so they are never here unannounced, plus it's a satellite office, so no corporate officers. Good lord......
That's awesome. Actually, I don't know how much work Id get done if I could dress down.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 02, 2014, 11:54:59 AM
That's awesome. Actually, I don't know how much work Id get done if I could dress down.
....because you'd spend all day playing pocket pool? admiring your leg hair? picking out wild combinations of dress socks?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 02, 2014, 11:56:34 AM
Post by: Pope on September 02, 2014, 03:07:36 PM
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 03:10:37 PM
Today's heat was/is freaking brutal. Easily the most uncomfortable day of the year.
I sat in my air conditioned house all day. Enjoy your AIDS.
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 03:12:21 PM
Post by: Pope on September 02, 2014, 03:22:42 PM
Post by: IATA on September 02, 2014, 04:20:10 PM
/my day
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2014, 04:23:20 PM
rained here all day, which sucked. luckily i was in class.
/my day
Let's not make too many weather posts in here or else the Puckstapo will ruin this thread too.
Post by: Tommy on September 02, 2014, 06:28:19 PM
....because you'd spend all day playing pocket pool? admiring your leg hair? picking out wild combinations of dress socks?
Hahahaha
Post by: Tommy on September 02, 2014, 06:30:50 PM
NYC in August every day.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 02, 2014, 09:57:17 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 02, 2014, 10:04:57 PM
I don't get why anyone needs a suit to be productive. I live in a great climate and generally work in my underwear anyway. I only have to look decent for the part of me visible on Skype.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that when you wear a suit you're less likely to slack off, etc. You're more "in the zone". I've called clients over the phone at home while in my pajamas, and just didn't feel "on". I guess it's different for everyone.
Post by: Johnny English on September 02, 2014, 11:13:21 PM
I don't get why anyone needs a suit to be productive. I live in a great climate and generally work in my underwear anyway. I only have to look decent for the part of me visible on Skype.
I don't ever go into the office wearing anything other than a suit, but that's nothing to do with how it makes me feel and everything to do with how people perceive me. There's no reason why you would have to wear a suit but in the corporate worlds in which Tommy and I operate it's still really important.
Post by: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 11:16:31 PM
I don't ever go into the office wearing anything other than a suit, but that's nothing to do with how it makes me feel and everything to do with how people perceive me. There's no reason why you would have to wear a suit but in the corporate worlds in which Tommy and I operate it's still really important.
Being in I.T. allows me to dress like a hobo for work, while still making an above average living.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 02, 2014, 11:42:45 PM
Let's not make too many weather posts in here or else the Puckstapo will ruin this thread too.
You would like that wouldn't you.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 02, 2014, 11:53:20 PM
I don't ever go into the office wearing anything other than a suit, but that's nothing to do with how it makes me feel and everything to do with how people perceive me. There's no reason why you would have to wear a suit but in the corporate worlds in which Tommy and I operate it's still really important.
Obviously I get that. It's the idea that productivity is tied to a suit that baffles me.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 02, 2014, 11:54:19 PM
I guess what I'm trying to say is that when you wear a suit you're less likely to slack off, etc. You're more "in the zone". I've called clients over the phone at home while in my pajamas, and just didn't feel "on". I guess it's different for everyone.
That does go along with your notion that people who can't make a livable wage are just lazy. Maybe they should wear suits to work as a fry cook.
Post by: Tommy on September 03, 2014, 01:12:41 AM
That does go along with your notion that people who can't make a livable wage are just lazy. Maybe they should wear suits to work as a fry cook.
Mobility exists. I refuse to back down on that. Not only have I experienced it myself, but I've also witnessed it firsthand. Those who are motivated will find a way to make a better living. There absolutely is a connection between hard work and success. Of course there are a few other variables involved, but hard work is always part of it. If you're hardworking, motivated, and intelligent then you shouldn't have much of a problem. If you're struggling, then you really have to be honest with yourself. Are you really trying your best, or are you comfortable? Are you really motivated to make more money, or are you fine where you are? And do you have the necessary skills that are in demand, or should you take the time to build something up.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 03, 2014, 09:45:41 AM
In my office we have two dress-down days each year. Those are clean-up days for the entire office, so obviously people are doing less of their normal work, but I'll admit, on those days I feel more lazy.
I hate having to wear a tie every day, but I don't know if I'd be a better, worse, or the same worker. I had an office job where it was business casual years ago, but that was in sales so I had to hustle to make any money so I worked hard.
Post by: dcm1602 on September 03, 2014, 06:45:18 PM
http://www.forbes.com/sites/williamarruda/2014/09/03/the-unexpected-skill-that-job-seekers-need-to-get-hired/
Has anyone ever freaking heard of this excrement?
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Studies from 2012 indicate that about 63% of HR managers said their companies conduct job interviews via video,
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A one-to-three minute video bio or thought-leadership video can be a powerful tool for standing out in a job search
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When you submit your resume using email, you can include a video introduction. This is sort of like delivering a pre-interview, and it will definitely help your message stand out from all those traditional cover letters.
Has anyone ever actually experienced any of this excrement?
Im thinking MAYBE freaking Tommy since he went to Japan or something, but is this crap really that common?
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2014, 06:55:54 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on September 03, 2014, 07:00:23 PM
Who did they survey for those studies? Guys who have hedge funds who think they're the Steve Jobs of their field?
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The survey was developed by OfficeTeam, a leading staffing service specializing in the placement of highly skilled administrative professionals. It was conducted by an independent research firm and is based on telephone interviews with more than 500 HR managers at U.S. companies with 20 or more employees. - See more at: http://officeteam.rhi.mediaroom.com/videointerviews#sthash.POySDPmv.PRhaFq0n.dpuf
And my first gut thought was it was vague wording. Ie a company "uses" video interviewing. but maybe only if like an extremely qualified candidate is out of the country or something.
But from their study
HR managers were asked, "How often, if at all, does your company conduct job interviews using video technology?" Their responses:
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Very often
53%
That still seems wildly high
Post by: Tommy on September 03, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2014, 07:09:30 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on September 03, 2014, 07:14:31 PM
I'd like to be interviewed via video for my $15/hr McDonald's job.
That was also in Forbes today
http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2014/09/03/raising-the-minimum-wage-will-reduce-opportunities-for-the-most-vulnerable/
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California’s minimum wage recently increased to $9 an hour giving Golden State workers the fourth highest minimum wage in the US behind DC, Washington, and Oregon. San Diego’s city council recently voted to increase their minimum wage to $11.50 by 2017, and the Los Angeles Workers Assembly and other activists are planning to draft a ballot that would boost minimum wages in LA to $15 an hour. Seattle has already approved a measure that will eventually raise its minimum wage to $15 an hour, and San Francisco, Oakland, and Berkeley are considering similar measures.
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It is true that most low-wage workers will experience a rise in income if the federal minimum wage level is raised. But it is also true that much of the increased income would accrue to families who are relatively well off, and raising the minimum wage sharply above its current level is likely to reduce employment among young and low-skill workers, i.e. those with skills and experience that are only marginally employable at today’s minimum wage rates.
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Economic research is tricky business, but the literature consistently shows that getting and keeping a job is key to upward mobility. So while it’s probably fair to assess that most low-wage workers will benefit from a minimum wage increase, we must also acknowledge that there is a tradeoff involved, in this case, reduced employment opportunities for the most vulnerable among our workforce. And that is something certainly worth considering.
Post by: Tommy on September 03, 2014, 07:24:20 PM
That's what happens when your country has strict laws against unskilled immigration. Take care of your people first, then maybe open the gates and let others in. Having unskilled immigrants competing with our poor for jobs is what's keeping many communities poor.
Post by: dcm1602 on September 03, 2014, 07:26:06 PM
Japan is actually going through an unskilled labor shortage right now, and can't attract enough students to work at fast restaurants. The result? Most fast food companies are raising their hourly rate, and including transportation. Think many are up to $15 an hour or so.
That's what happens when your country has strict laws against unskilled immigration. Take care of your people first, then maybe open the gates and let others in. Having unskilled immigrants competing with our poor for jobs is what's keeping many communities poor.
Well all they have to do is let the chinese take those jobs, and the wage of a fast food worker will be down to about 0.05$ a day
Post by: Johnny English on September 03, 2014, 07:42:13 PM
Well I guess this is work-related-ish
http://www.forbes.com/sites/williamarruda/2014/09/03/the-unexpected-skill-that-job-seekers-need-to-get-hired/
Has anyone ever freaking heard of this excrement?
Has anyone ever actually experienced any of this excrement?
Im thinking MAYBE freaking Tommy since he went to Japan or something, but is this crap really that common?
I work in the software industry for a company whose technologies include desktop video, and I have never heard of such a thing happening. I've no doubt it does occur but not 63% of the time.
I suspect that what they mean is that 63% of companies asked said that they had the capability to conduct a video interview, not that 63% of interviews are done that way.
Also, I get why you would be attracted to him given some of the positions you and he take at times, but are you really thinking of freaking Tommy?
Post by: dcm1602 on September 03, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
I work in the software industry for a company whose technologies include desktop video, and I have never heard of such a thing happening. I've no doubt it does occur but not 63% of the time.
I suspect that what they mean is that 63% of companies asked said that they had the capability to conduct a video interview, not that 63% of interviews are done that way.
Also, I get why you would be attracted to him given some of the positions you and he take at times, but are you really thinking of freaking Tommy?
Well the European accent kinda does it for me if youre saying youre interested
Shortly after that quote you posted, I copied the data from the study, saying that "53%" "frequently" use video interviews (or whatever the term they said was)
Post by: Johnny English on September 03, 2014, 07:46:57 PM
Well the European accent kinda does it for me if youre saying youre interested
I'm too old and too tired to experiment these days.
Post by: IATA on September 03, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
Post by: Badger on September 04, 2014, 11:54:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/O4Mx0hf.png)
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Post by: Badger on September 15, 2014, 04:30:06 PM
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2014, 11:52:31 AM
Post by: Tommy on October 11, 2014, 09:59:17 PM
A subsidiary of the parent company I used to work for contacted me about another job in HK. Not much more pay, but I'd be on my own and have the chance to start and run the Asia office. Haven't met with them yet though. I'll find out more next week.
Would be a tough decision that's for sure.
Post by: IATA on October 11, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
good luck bro.
Post by: Tommy on October 11, 2014, 10:13:02 PM
Post by: IATA on October 11, 2014, 10:17:12 PM
Changing jobs is always a tough decision, regardless of the opp. I honestly don't know if I'm ready for the responsibility of running an office. I like working a territory on my own but never had to be responsible for other people.
fair enough, and youre right, it is a big responsibility, but you wouldnt even be up for this job if you didnt take chances and risk.
Post by: Tommy on October 11, 2014, 10:24:16 PM
fair enough, and youre right, it is a big responsibility, but you wouldnt even be up for this job if you didnt take chances and risk.
Good point. Thanks.
Post by: Johnny English on October 11, 2014, 10:52:36 PM
Changing jobs is always a tough decision, regardless of the opp. I honestly don't know if I'm ready for the responsibility of running an office.
I honestly don't know if you're ready for the responsibility of running a bath.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 11, 2014, 10:53:32 PM
Changing jobs is always a tough decision, regardless of the opp. I honestly don't know if I'm ready for the responsibility of running an office. I like working a territory on my own but never had to be responsible for other people.
I really doubt that's the case.
Post by: Tommy on October 12, 2014, 12:04:31 AM
I honestly don't know if you're ready for the responsibility of running a bath.
Whenever it overflows, I convince myself that it's better that way. Upper management rationalization, yo.
Post by: Tommy on October 12, 2014, 12:05:29 AM
I really doubt that's the case.
I'm sure I can take it if it comes, but I like being only responsible for myself. I hate the idea of having to make sure other people aren't making me look bad.
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2014, 12:11:59 AM
Whenever it overflows, I convince myself that it's better that way. Upper management rationalization, yo.
lol
In all seriousness, as a career salesman and one who has been moderately successful I can tell you that I have twice tried my hand at management, and twice failed miserably. Good salespeople often do not make good leaders; it requires a level of concern and interest in other people and their success which doesn't come naturally to our role. YMMV, but my counsel would be that your suspicion is wise.
Post by: Tommy on October 12, 2014, 12:28:32 AM
lol
In all seriousness, as a career salesman and one who has been moderately successful I can tell you that I have twice tried my hand at management, and twice failed miserably. Good salespeople often do not make good leaders; it requires a level of concern and interest in other people and their success which doesn't come naturally to our role. YMMV, but my counsel would be that your suspicion is wise.
Thanks. Definitely my primary concern. If managing a small team is something that will happen over the course of a few years then sure, but definitely not right off the bat. I'll find out more this week. Though I also don't want my decision to be made off emotion, as I'm slowly getting fed up with my current company.
Post by: dcm1602 on October 12, 2014, 09:15:46 AM
Japan was pretty much the birthplace of that stuff. And I imagine someone who has even a slight understanding of lean six sigma or Toyota production systems , or any of that stuff would have a nice step on the competition for a management position.
Not even the tools and crap, but general philosophy and what not
Post by: Johnny English on October 12, 2014, 09:32:32 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on October 12, 2014, 11:26:21 AM
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2014, 11:31:33 AM
You know HK is part of China, right?
You didn't hear about the Great Hong Kong War of 2015?
Post by: Tommy on October 12, 2014, 11:55:19 AM
Post by: dcm1602 on October 12, 2014, 12:08:25 PM
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2014, 05:10:01 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on October 21, 2014, 05:31:37 PM
Successfully interview and hire 30 people to fill said seats... Check
Work with IT to make sure the new hires would have a place to work and the tools to be successful... Check
Write all of the training material for said new hires... Check
Coach and mentor said new hires after training to a 96% QA average, 10 % points higher than the existing sales teams... Check
Work 60 hours a week to do so... Check
Laid off on my birthday... Check
One of the agents (likely freaking my boss) taking my desk for 10K less... Check
Literally freak this excrement.
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2014, 05:52:51 PM
Successfully transition a 30 seat customer service call center from Dallas to Vegas... Check
Successfully interview and hire 30 people to fill said seats... Check
Work with IT to make sure the new hires would have a place to work and the tools to be successful... Check
Write all of the training material for said new hires... Check
Coach and mentor said new hires after training to a 96% QA average, 10 % points higher than the existing sales teams... Check
Work 60 hours a week to do so... Check
Laid off on my birthday... Check
One of the agents (likely freaking my boss) taking my desk for 10K less... Check
guilt trip from Puck for not making the tailgate....Check
Literally freak this excrement.
FYP
Post by: Tommy on October 21, 2014, 05:57:20 PM
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2014, 06:00:51 PM
Post by: Johnny English on October 21, 2014, 06:33:14 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on October 21, 2014, 06:39:34 PM
FYP
hahaha, nice one
Post by: Fenwyr on October 21, 2014, 06:43:31 PM
freak man, sorry to hear that.
I just haven't let the pure anger out of my system yet, seemed like the right thread to do it in.
HULK SMASH!!!... Check
Post by: bojanglesman on October 21, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
Post by: klaximilian on October 21, 2014, 09:22:21 PM
Post by: Pope on October 22, 2014, 08:10:35 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 22, 2014, 08:15:06 AM
Successfully transition a 30 seat customer service call center from Dallas to Vegas... Check
Successfully interview and hire 30 people to fill said seats... Check
Work with IT to make sure the new hires would have a place to work and the tools to be successful... Check
Write all of the training material for said new hires... Check
Coach and mentor said new hires after training to a 96% QA average, 10 % points higher than the existing sales teams... Check
Work 60 hours a week to do so... Check
Laid off on my birthday... Check
One of the agents (likely freaking my boss) taking my desk for 10K less... Check
guilt trip from Puck for not making the tailgate....Check
Literally freak this excrement.
Dude that sucks, I am sorry bro!..........and I won't bust your balls about the tailgate
till you get another job.
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2014, 08:31:58 AM
Sucking money from the gov't teet is pretty awesome.
The sad part...living in Winnipeg.
Hope your luck changes soon, my friend.
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2014, 08:34:31 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on October 22, 2014, 08:36:06 AM
The sad part...living in Winnipeg.
Winnipeg is the Minneapolis of Canada. Wait.............
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2014, 08:36:20 AM
You just unintentionally cheered him up by reminding him at least he doesn't live in Winnipeg.
Just doing my part to brighten his day.
Post by: MBGreen on October 22, 2014, 08:37:15 AM
Winnipeg is the Minneapolis of Canada. Wait.............
Once you get past the denial stage....acceptance isn't too bad.
Post by: Badger on October 22, 2014, 08:41:42 AM
Winnipeg is the Minneapolis of Canada. Wait.............
I would have gone with Cleveland.
Post by: Fenwyr on October 22, 2014, 09:59:20 AM
it's too bad you didn't live in Winnipeg, Fen....i could hook you up with an Application Administrator position (3 or 4 of them are coming down the pipe here). It sounds like you have a basic I.T. background, and you have experience dealing with people/vendors. 4 weeks vacation and a salary range topping out at 79k per year.
Sucking money from the gov't teet is pretty awesome.
The sad part...living in Winnipeg.
Hope your luck changes soon, my friend.
The sad part is I could probably move back to a colder climate here in the states once my wife passes her federal exam and find a job easy, but no, just f'ing no. For now she is only court certified for Nevada, so I just have to take it.
Thanks for the well wishes guys.
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 22, 2014, 01:25:55 PM
Post by: IATA on October 22, 2014, 01:57:29 PM
Tough break fen, you're clearly a smart guy and you'll get back out there in no time.
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Post by: Badger on November 03, 2014, 11:27:22 AM
"Your attendance is expected. If you choose not to attend the party, your absence will equate to using vacation time."
Followed by three lines threatening the consequences of not RSVP'ing.
Obviously I'd go if I worked at HQ, because free food, but I wouldn't fault people for wanting to take the afternoon off. If they're doing it right, then most people should want to come to the party.
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2014, 11:29:28 AM
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2014, 11:38:55 AM
I have spent the last fifteen years successfully avoiding company parties. There's nothing more exruciating. It's not even that I don't like my colleagues, I just don't want to have to pretend to be interested in them.
I'm guessing people get more boring as they age.
I've never really had a job where I didn't enjoy spending time with my coworkers, as long as I had actual peers on my level. I tend to befriend my coworkers which naturally leads to the part where I give a excrement about them.
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 11:50:13 AM
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 11:51:01 AM
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2014, 11:52:15 AM
that's insane, if you dont goto this party, you lose time off. that cant be legal, can it?
The party is during work hours but at another location (which the company provides transportation to).
Post by: Miamipuck on November 03, 2014, 11:55:11 AM
The party is during work hours but at another location (which the company provides transportation to).
Why wouldn't you want to go? Unless work is better than partying.
Post by: Johnny English on November 03, 2014, 11:57:29 AM
I'm guessing people get more boring as they age.
I've never really had a job where I didn't enjoy spending time with my coworkers, as long as I had actual peers on my level. I tend to befriend my coworkers which naturally leads to the part where I give a excrement about them.
If I had met many of my colleagues in other scenarios I'm sure I could/would have been friends with them, but I have always made a point of not allowing work and personal life to cross over.
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 12:03:53 PM
The party is during work hours but at another location (which the company provides transportation to).
oh well, if its during work hours I can see their point. either be here or be working.
Why wouldn't you want to go? Unless work is better than partying.
the only reason i can justify is there being no booze, which during work hours, is possible. work parties are awful without liquid happiness
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2014, 12:10:15 PM
Ah well, if its during work hours I can see their point. either be here or be working.
the only reason i can justify is there being no booze, which during work hours, is possible. work parties are awful without liquid happiness
They're closing the office so no one will be working.
According to the invitation there's complimentary beer/wine.
It's just weird to me that attendance is mandatory.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 03, 2014, 12:48:02 PM
Our other is a holiday party early in December. That one is bullshit because you're "expected" to attend, but it doesn't start until 6PM and it's always on a Monday night. Some people love attending because it's a gala event (mostly the young women who like to play dress up for the night). I can't stand it being on my time plus the fact that we have to be at work the next day (you can't call in sick the following day, it's a vacation day if you don't come in no matter the circumstances).
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 02:12:04 PM
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2014, 02:13:12 PM
My company is just giving us a bigger bonus instead of a party no one wants to goto *shrug*
My "bonus" was $25 last year. lol.
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 02:18:04 PM
mine is between $1500 & $2000, which will come in handy after the holidays. i also get a pto day that can be used on like...1 of 6 days throughout the year(my bday, wife bday, kid bday, start day anniversary, any unpaid holiday, or a "management approved exception").
Post by: MBGreen on November 03, 2014, 02:20:24 PM
ouch. was it based on time served? you'd only been there a short while at that point hadnt you? or did the job switch come this year? or am i 100% off base?
mine is between $1500 & $2000, which will come in handy after the holidays. i also get a pto day that can be used on like...1 of 6 days throughout the year(my bday, wife bday, kid bday, start day anniversary, any unpaid holiday, or a "management approved exception").
did you quit school?
Post by: IATA on November 03, 2014, 02:21:45 PM
Post by: MBGreen on November 03, 2014, 02:22:44 PM
no, im in class right now. i work full time and school full time. i also parent full time. im a machine. i also dont sleep more than 3 or 4 hours a night, but thats what vyvanse is for.
RIP
Post by: Badger on November 03, 2014, 02:29:06 PM
ouch. was it based on time served? you'd only been there a short while at that point hadnt you? or did the job switch come this year? or am i 100% off base?
Grunts don't get anything worthwhile for a bonus. Last year was my first year. At least I've gotten a raise since then.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 03, 2014, 03:32:50 PM
no, im in class right now. i work full time and school full time. i also parent full time. im a machine. i also dont sleep more than 3 or 4 hours a night, but thats what vyvanse is for.
I did the same thing a little over a decade ago. From someone who has been there, keep it up and best wishes getting through to the end.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 06, 2014, 11:25:51 AM
Tailgate weekend, babbie.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 06, 2014, 11:28:56 AM
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2014, 02:19:20 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2014, 02:26:24 PM
Just found out I'm going to get a real Christmas bonus this year, not from my company though (they're still cheap) but from my bosses.
My Xmas bonus is usually a card. I made $250,000+ for a dude in one year and I got a lump of coal. Joy, I did get a "thank god you were here" from management it made me a lot happier than a $15-25,000 bonus. waitesekond
Congrats btw and don't give 3 shits how you received the freaking thing.
Post by: Pope on November 13, 2014, 02:27:23 PM
Post by: Badger on November 13, 2014, 02:32:24 PM
Congrats btw and don't give 3 shits how you received the freaking thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/KwxsntI.jpg)
Post by: Miamipuck on November 13, 2014, 02:35:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KwxsntI.jpg)
If it makes a difference, I meant you shouldn't.
Post by: Tommy on November 16, 2014, 05:47:54 AM
Anyway, they've given me some severance. Salary for the next 2 months, plus a half a month which are unused vacation days. They've also already paid my round trip ticket back home that I submitted a month ago. Also trying to get some back commission. Financially I'll be in decent shape.
I have a few options:
1. Try and find another job to sponsor my visa which expires in the beginning of next year. If I find something, it's basically business as usual, but I'll be on the hook for HK tax next year, which will be a pretty hefty bill (15pct of my salary). FYI I'm exempt from US taxes for most of my earnings.
2. Pocket the rent for the rest of the year, try and sell off as much if my stuff as I can, and leave the country for Japan at the end of the month until my flight back home mid-Dec.
3. freak it and travel for the next 4 weeks and then head home to NY.
What do you guys think?
Post by: Miamipuck on November 16, 2014, 07:10:32 AM
Do a mix of 2 and 3.
Post by: Johnny English on November 16, 2014, 07:41:54 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 16, 2014, 07:55:15 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 16, 2014, 08:07:39 AM
Post by: Tommy on November 16, 2014, 08:11:40 AM
I was thinking about just getting a placeholder sales job here while I look for jobs out there in Japan. The freak around traveling is attractive but I would rather at least try to find something. Don't want to give up yet.
Post by: MBGreen on November 16, 2014, 10:14:32 AM
wish me luck.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 16, 2014, 10:18:08 AM
Landed an interview this upcoming Friday for a Level 3 position at my work (I'm currently a level 2). It's a significant pay increase, and these level 3 positions don't come around too often. I heard there were roughly 50 applicants, and only 4 candidates were selected for an interview. I want this job pretty badly. I'll be set till retirement if I can score this gig.
wish me luck.
I will wish you luck on one condition, you stop whining about ticket/flight prices when you get the promotion.
Post by: MBGreen on November 16, 2014, 10:20:54 AM
I will wish you luck on one condition, you stop whining about ticket/flight prices when you get the promotion.
that's a steep commitment.
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 16, 2014, 10:37:45 AM
Well, I got laid off on Thursday. The day after I got back from vacation. I've seen this coming since management changes in the summer when the guy who hired me and sent me out here left for another company. Since then it's been unbearable, and they've recognized the entire sales and account management force. I found that I was earning the most and with them paying my rent I was by far the most expensive employee. Also, because of my territories and target markets, I haven't brought much in. In fact, they've paid me more in the last 2 years than revenue I brought into the company. I sorta fleeced them, so it seemed like a simple ROI decision for them.
Anyway, they've given me some severance. Salary for the next 2 months, plus a half a month which are unused vacation days. They've also already paid my round trip ticket back home that I submitted a month ago. Also trying to get some back commission. Financially I'll be in decent shape.
I have a few options:
1. Try and find another job to sponsor my visa which expires in the beginning of next year. If I find something, it's basically business as usual, but I'll be on the hook for HK tax next year, which will be a pretty hefty bill (15pct of my salary). FYI I'm exempt from US taxes for most of my earnings.
2. Pocket the rent for the rest of the year, try and sell off as much if my stuff as I can, and leave the country for Japan at the end of the month until my flight back home mid-Dec.
3. freak it and travel for the next 4 weeks and then head home to NY.
What do you guys think?
Tommy,
I am saddened to hear this news and wish you well.
I have no doubts that a smart young man like you will use this experience to your advantage.
I'm sure that you will be moving in the right direction soon - an old Scottish adage to fortify on your journey:
"What's meant for you won't go past you"
Good wishes man.
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 16, 2014, 10:40:52 AM
Landed an interview this upcoming Friday for a Level 3 position at my work (I'm currently a level 2). It's a significant pay increase, and these level 3 positions don't come around too often. I heard there were roughly 50 applicants, and only 4 candidates were selected for an interview. I want this job pretty badly. I'll be set till retirement if I can score this gig.
wish me luck.
Greeney,
I will be wearing my lucky socks on Friday to speed you to success. Good luck man.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 16, 2014, 11:02:23 AM
Greeney,
I will be wearing my lucky pink gloves on Friday to speed you to success. Good luck man.
Fixed for you.
Post by: IATA on November 16, 2014, 04:34:28 PM
He loves it there and the South Korean chicks are easy if you're American.
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Post by: IATA on November 16, 2014, 04:35:09 PM
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Post by: Johnny English on November 16, 2014, 04:42:11 PM
Grats mb. L3 means you should have no trouble finding me a high paying position once I graduate, right? Good luck dude!
Be careful what you wish for, or before you know it you'll be working a) for MB and b) in Winnipeg.
Post by: ScotlandJet on November 17, 2014, 01:50:28 AM
Fixed for you.
poopchute
Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 07:41:29 AM
poopchuteKoz's verdict:
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Post by: klaximilian on November 17, 2014, 10:19:27 AM
Someone needs some Depends.
It's definitely Monday.
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2014, 10:27:26 AM
So I walk into the bathroom this morning just for a quick morning pee....maybe in there a minute or so...no one else around because it's still pretty early (about 7:15). I walk out of the bathroom and immediately notice a trail fresh turd drops from the elevator all the way to the women's restroom, which is directly across from the men's restroom. The smell is gnarly and overwhelming. WTF?
Someone needs some Depends.
It's definitely Monday.
At my next job interview I'm going to tell this story and then tell them my knowledge of Quickbooks may not be great but I definitely won't excrement in the hallway.
Post by: klaximilian on November 17, 2014, 10:47:55 AM
At my next job interview I'm going to tell this story and then tell them my knowledge of Quickbooks may not be great but I definitely won't excrement in the hallway.
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Post by: Badger on November 17, 2014, 02:25:57 PM
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Post by: ScotlandJet on November 17, 2014, 03:12:09 PM
Koz's verdict:Yawn
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Post by: Miamipuck on November 17, 2014, 03:42:39 PM
Yawn
$5
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 18, 2014, 11:27:06 AM
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2014, 11:31:10 AM
There is absolutely no heat in my office today. It's like standing in the meat section of Western Beef.
Somehow I've never been inside Western Beef.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 11:36:01 AM
There is absolutely no heat in my office today. It's like standing in the meat section of Western Beef.
It beats no air conditioning days down here.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 18, 2014, 11:57:10 AM
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2014, 12:00:10 PM
I've been in meetings with our Belgian supplier and all my bosses since 8am. I'm the only person under age 45 in the room and 4 of the people speak French as their first language. Just got done with lunch. I would say it was awkward conversation but I don't think I freaking opened my mouth once.
Un vrai Américain
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2014, 12:21:25 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 12:27:48 PM
I've never met a Belgian who doesn't speak perfect English.
Have you met 6fd? He wouldn't know the difference. He was probably standing the entire time screaming at them.
Post by: Pope on November 18, 2014, 12:45:15 PM
Have you met 6fd? He wouldn't know the difference. He was probably standing the entire time screaming at them.Sit down!!!!!
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 12:46:56 PM
Sit down!!!!!
Down in front, you're impeding the Steelers fans view.
Edit: I am not sure if Metlife security would know the word impede.
Post by: Badger on November 18, 2014, 12:55:55 PM
Down in front, you're impeding the Steelers fans view.
Edit: I am not sure if Metlife security would know the word impede.
"Like a centimpede?"
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on November 18, 2014, 01:03:38 PM
I've never met a Belgian who doesn't speak perfect English.
Does that include Fellaini? He's certainly intelligible, but he'd sound retarded if he were a native speaker.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 18, 2014, 01:14:30 PM
I've never met a Belgian who doesn't speak perfect English.
they all speak English well (probably better than I do), but I'm completely lost with the French accents. These guys will rattle off a paragraph with excited arm motions and look to me for a response and I don't even have a clue what the topic of conversation is.
Funny thing is their manager is British, he has a hybrid British accent with a French flair.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 18, 2014, 01:15:02 PM
Have you met 6fd? He wouldn't know the difference. He was probably standing the entire time screaming at them.
Business 101.
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2014, 01:16:03 PM
Does that include Fellaini? He's certainly intelligible, but he'd sound retarded if he were a native speaker.
I don't recall ever hearing him speak, but with hair like that I'm not convinced that he isn't at least a little retarded.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 01:27:27 PM
"Like a centimpede?"
Yeah but less legs.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 18, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
Business 101.
LDO
Post by: Badger on November 19, 2014, 10:54:47 AM
Post by: Badger on December 03, 2014, 11:53:16 AM
Wednesday morning. FedEx makes two failed attempts to deliver the package. I talk to the client about this. They don't open their business until noon. Now they can't get it until tomorrow because they don't want to drive the 10 miles to the FedEx depot.
THEN WHY DID YOU OK A MORNING DELIVERY
Post by: IATA on December 03, 2014, 12:33:57 PM
"I want a tech here to install between 11:30 and 12:00, thats the only time I'm available and if you can't give me that time, I'll cancel."
OK, I'll get you to the cancellation team then
"what why? just tell the tech to show up at that time. it cant be that hard."
I have a window of time, I can go 8-12 or 12-5. that is the only available set of times.
"well, i'll take 8-12, but make a note to tell the tech to come between 11:30 and 12."
i'll make the note, but that is not a promise.
2 days later, i get the escalation because the tech showed up at 10 am.
"you promised me 1130 -12!!"
i did not. i can book you another apt, but you have to be there the entire time frame.
"fine, do 8-12, but i want a credit for the full day of pay i'm going to lose. i make $300 a day"
fuckkkkkkkk
i hate people
Post by: Pope on December 03, 2014, 07:52:24 PM
When I did call center garbage I would deal with escalations from stupid people like that.If you work for Time Warner or Comcast I have zero sympathy. I have scheduled so many times with those assholes and they are never accurate. They either don't show up at all or show up at the opposite of what you asked for. 9am to 1pm window? Tech is there at 6pm. 3pm to 7pm window? Tech shows up at the wrong location at 8am.
"I want a tech here to install between 11:30 and 12:00, thats the only time I'm available and if you can't give me that time, I'll cancel."
OK, I'll get you to the cancellation team then
"what why? just tell the tech to show up at that time. it cant be that hard."
I have a window of time, I can go 8-12 or 12-5. that is the only available set of times.
"well, i'll take 8-12, but make a note to tell the tech to come between 11:30 and 12."
i'll make the note, but that is not a promise.
2 days later, i get the escalation because the tech showed up at 10 am.
"you promised me 1130 -12!!"
i did not. i can book you another apt, but you have to be there the entire time frame.
"fine, do 8-12, but i want a credit for the full day of pay i'm going to lose. i make $300 a day"
fuckkkkkkkk
i hate people
Post by: dcm1602 on December 03, 2014, 08:53:28 PM
If you work for Time Warner or Comcast I have zero sympathy. I have scheduled so many times with those assholes and they are never accurate. They either don't show up at all or show up at the opposite of what you asked for. 9am to 1pm window? Tech is there at 6pm. 3pm to 7pm window? Tech shows up at the wrong location at 8am.Just an FYI that many of the techs who work with cable companies actually work for independent contractors, and aren't employees of those companies at all
Post by: Pope on December 03, 2014, 08:56:15 PM
Just an FYI that many of the techs who work with cable companies actually work for independent contractors, and aren't employees of those companies at allI know.. that's Time Warner's decision though.
Post by: Badger on December 03, 2014, 08:59:47 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 04, 2014, 09:38:01 AM
My wife was freaking out on my commute home because we had nothing coming through. No cable, no internet (she works from home and even her phone is over the internet). She had called TWC and they said there were no outages in the area and that they would send someone over in the morning (today).
At 7:30 someone called and said there was a tech in the area if we wanted him to stop by. He came and 10 minutes later we had service back. He even left us new remotes. It's the first time I've ever been happy with Time Warner.
Post by: Johnny English on December 04, 2014, 09:41:36 AM
The greatest victory that industry has ever achieved is to beat us down so much that we now consider their failure to somehow be a positive, and in return we make them wealthier than they could ever have possibly imagined.
Post by: Tommy on December 04, 2014, 09:51:02 AM
I think it was Comcast. Which one services Hoboken? I don't remember.
BTW out here I've never had a problem. And I was able to book a specific time for the installation. They even gave me the dudes contact info just in case.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2014, 09:52:24 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 04, 2014, 10:00:44 AM
So your good experience with them was that you didn't have to wait too long for them to fix something that they had screwed up in the first place?
The greatest victory that industry has ever achieved is to beat us down so much that we now consider their failure to somehow be a positive, and in return we make them wealthier than they could ever have possibly imagined.
Granted someone on their side screwed it up. Still, rather than make us wait until today (and leave my wife scrambling to be able to work) they sent someone just in time.
The person responsible for the problem and the people responsible for fixing it were completely different people. Were it the same tech, then no I wouldn't have been impressed that he simply fixed what he broke.
Post by: IATA on December 04, 2014, 10:04:41 AM
When I lived in Jersey, for a while our DVR recordings were skipping. We finally decided to call and ask for a technician to come and see it. The guy checked the connection, and everything was fine on his end. Still didn't work. Customer service suggested maybe our wiring was off. How could this be, I asked. Didn't the technician check everything? I was told that the wiring is OUR responsibility, not the company's. Even though the technician put in the wiring in the first place. Basically they refused to fix it unless we pay the technician an additional fee to come in and do the work for us.
I think it was Comcast. Which one services Hoboken? I don't remember.
BTW out here I've never had a problem. And I was able to book a specific time for the installation. They even gave me the dudes contact info just in case.
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Standard response. They do this because, as stated earlier, 95% of the techs are 3rd party techs and the conglomerate refuses to take ownership of their work. The company I worked for up here did the same nonsense with sat dishes, as well. Even if you cancelled the service, we wouldn't take the dish down because "it was our gift to you when you joined our family".
freak cable companies. i need to force my woman to use internet tv so I can cut the cord. I never watch tv anyways and all she watches is freaking house hunters. my kid dosen't even like tv. freak...i might cancel that excrement tonight. they cant force 30 more days on us anymore, either. save the $125 bucks I pay a month to watch house hunters TVO/CBC kids.
Post by: Tommy on December 04, 2014, 10:06:47 AM
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 04, 2014, 12:13:19 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 04, 2014, 01:32:47 PM
On the Time Warner subject, I actually had a good experience with them last night. When I left for work in the morning yesterday there was a tech looking at the wires on the building. He must have been setting up a line for someone who just moved in and disconnected my line.
My wife was freaking out on my commute home because we had nothing coming through. No cable, no internet (she works from home and even her phone is over the internet). She had called TWC and they said there were no outages in the area and that they would send someone over in the morning (today).
At 7:30 someone called and said there was a tech in the area if we wanted him to stop by. He came and 10 minutes later we had service back. He even left us new remotes. It's the first time I've ever been happy with Time Warner.
That happened to us several years ago. I even called and told them what happened because I knew it was screwed up during another installation. The first tech "couldn't figure it out" and when I offered to show him he refused to listen. Took 4 more days before another tech came out, listened to me, and fixed it in 30 seconds. Just give me access to the freaking box and nothing will break, assholes.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 04, 2014, 01:35:02 PM
Post by: Tommy on December 04, 2014, 07:34:45 PM
Unless you use Directv, the cable company IS the internet provider. I'm not sure why people call it cutting the cord when they're still tethered to the company.
And cable TV isn't that much more expensive. I love how people brag about saving $40 a month.
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Post by: Badger on December 04, 2014, 08:08:43 PM
And cable TV isn't that much more expensive. I love how people brag about saving $40 a month.
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Saving the money isn't a big deal. Not giving the money to an entity you despise is a big deal.
Post by: IATA on December 04, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
the tv never gets used, cost me $141.25 a month after tax, and is a excrement service that causes more headaches with constant downtime. I will gladly cut that particular cord.
I may even go with a reseller for internet to cut that cost, too. same lines, better price.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 05, 2014, 09:36:58 AM
In order to fulfill my entire household's viewing desires I only need:
CBS, ABC, NBC, TNT, CW, SNY, YES, MSG, ESPN, AMC, Showtime, HBO, Disney, Nick. We'd probably keep Starz too and maybe PBS and Discovery. There are over a thousand channels on my DVR guide. If I can save even $10/month by buying a la carte, it'll be worth it. Hell, I can even get some of those OTA.
Post by: Tommy on December 05, 2014, 09:39:20 AM
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Post by: AlioTheFool on December 05, 2014, 09:49:34 AM
It just dawned on me how completely obsolete movie channels have become in recent years.
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I don't think they're obsolete yet. Netflix and Amazon are pretty poor on recent selections. They're good for recently aired TV. Flickster is okay, but you have to pay for the individual movies. The movie channels not only have recent movies, but are also airing original programming now too.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 05, 2014, 09:58:53 AM
I don't think they're obsolete yet. Netflix and Amazon are pretty poor on recent selections. They're good for recently aired TV. Flickster is okay, but you have to pay for the individual movies. The movie channels not only have recent movies, but are also airing original programming now too.
Agreed, they certainly will not be obsolete if they keep producing entertaining original content. Hollywood movies are just filler. It's no secret that HBO is doing well because shows like Game of Thrones gets millions of viewers to subscribe that ordinarily wouldn't.
Post by: Tommy on December 05, 2014, 10:08:39 AM
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Post by: Heismanberg on December 05, 2014, 10:10:27 AM
HBO will be fine because they were the first to embrace moving into making their own movies and shows.
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Showtime, Cinemax, and Starz all have original entertainment as well.
Post by: Johnny English on December 05, 2014, 11:03:08 AM
Showtime, Cinemax, and Starz all have original entertainment as well.
As do FX.
Post by: Badger on December 05, 2014, 11:11:51 AM
As do FX.
Like Justified and It's Always Sunny.
Post by: Tommy on December 05, 2014, 12:07:52 PM
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Post by: ukilledkenny on December 05, 2014, 03:20:49 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2014, 09:08:22 PM
Out of the 13 kids that survived cuts, 7 are eligible for the first game tomorrow night. My boss forgot to submit the physicals and transcripts of the kids that didn't play football. The HS league didn't get the eligibility information until Friday morning, so we'll be playing with 7 for the first three games.
2 PG
3 SG
1 PF
1 C
"Whatever you do...do not foul"
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2014, 09:22:05 PM
I was basically forced into coaching boys JV basketball because the guy that was supposed to do it (our DE coach/resident dumbass) failed his drug test...Are any of them incredibly muscular but not very athletic?
Out of the 13 kids that survived cuts, 7 are eligible for the first game tomorrow night. My boss forgot to submit the physicals and transcripts of the kids that didn't play football. The HS league didn't get the eligibility information until Friday morning, so we'll be playing with 7 for the first three games.
2 PG
3 SG
1 PF
1 C
"Whatever you do...do not foul"
Post by: Heismanberg on December 07, 2014, 09:25:47 PM
Are any of them incredibly muscular but not very athletic?
No
I do have a white, 5'2 107 pound backup point guard. Only white kid on the team.
Baby Rubio
Backup center has a gigantic nose and responds to his fitting nickname: Nose. I will be yelling that a lot.
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2014, 09:28:35 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2014, 09:28:49 PM
Post by: Tommy on December 07, 2014, 10:51:31 PM
That being said, also very close to a new job out of NY. Got my last interview as soon as I get back for Xmas. Already started selling a lot of my excrement, and been spending time traveling around.
Been a fun year.
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Post by: Badger on December 07, 2014, 10:53:55 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2014, 08:49:37 AM
Post by: mj2sexay on December 08, 2014, 11:07:36 AM
So I've decided to move back to NYC. Went on some interviews here in HK, and very close to a similar role here, but at the end of the day it just doesn't make much sense. I think I've had enough of Asia. Besides, I can make the same amount (and most likely more) back in NYC. Don't think I can do another year in this city anyway.
That being said, also very close to a new job out of NY. Got my last interview as soon as I get back for Xmas. Already started selling a lot of my excrement, and been spending time traveling around.
Been a fun year.
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Welcome back. To that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around. But those dreams have remained and they turned around! Who'd have thought they'd lead you? Back here to where we need you! Yea we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot welcome back. Welcome back, welcome back welcome back!
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2014, 11:43:11 AM
Ha thanks. For the best. Cool place and all but nothing beats your hometown friends.You lying poopchute. You don't have any friends. Hahaha!
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Post by: IATA on December 08, 2014, 12:11:00 PM
"that guy you vouched for just cut his pinky off slicing bread, and didn't tell anyone until we saw the blood. He put the tip in his pocket and was trying to clean up the mess. what the freak."
they had to close the deli/bakery to get a bio-cleanup team in because they can't be sure what he did and did not touch because he was cleaning stuff up, so they have to sanitize the entire area. I vouched for him 2 months ago because he was a guy I went to school with and was a smart kid, so ya. this sucks.
=/
Post by: bojanglesman on December 08, 2014, 12:21:28 PM
Post by: IATA on December 08, 2014, 12:23:32 PM
I'm pretty sure I get to be the one to fire him on my first day back. That'll be awkward, since we are lab partners next term.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 08, 2014, 01:00:58 PM
Post by: IATA on December 08, 2014, 01:11:22 PM
Why the hell did he try to cover up the fact that he cut off his fingertip?!
I have no idea, he isn't answering text messages and is, I presume, at the ER/OR getting it fixed. All they told me when I called was what he did and what happened after. My only guess is he was embarrassed and didn't want to get fired or something. I guess I'll get more when I talk to him Thursday with hr, security and the store manager. I'm gonna fight to keep him, we have stupider people doing dumb things everyday. I don't appreciate that I have to be the one to be there, since I wasn't on duty at the time, but they want me to because I vouched for him for the job. Kinda horseshit...
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 08, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
I have no idea, he isn't answering text messages and is, I presume, at the ER/OR getting it fixed. All they told me when I called was what he did and what happened after. My only guess is he was embarrassed and didn't want to get fired or something. I guess I'll get more when I talk to him Thursday with hr, security and the store manager. I'm gonna fight to keep him, we have stupider people doing dumb things everyday. I don't appreciate that I have to be the one to be there, since I wasn't on duty at the time, but they want me to because I vouched for him for the job. Kinda horseshit...
I vouched for a friend at a job once. He wound up being really lazy and made me look like an idiot for vouching for him.
Knocking you for this is kind of ridiculous. Unless the guy was completely negligent it doesn't really seem like something you could have said "Nah, don't hire this guy" over.
Post by: Jetaho on December 08, 2014, 03:36:52 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 08, 2014, 04:49:31 PM
Post by: Pope on December 08, 2014, 05:49:54 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 08:10:53 PM
Just in general over-promise and under-deliver. Sales guys always promise excrement that is impossible to fulfill completely and on time.
No, the problem is that techs always over-specify and under-work.
Post by: Pope on December 08, 2014, 08:12:16 PM
No, the problem is that techs always over-specify and under-work.Maybe the black and Hispanic ones
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2014, 08:13:17 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 08:26:37 PM
Maybe the black and Hispanic ones
"Hey Steve the Engineer, can you design me a system spec to do this simple task for XYZ customer please? They're pretty cost-sensitive and not especially mission critical, it's an auxiliary system."
"No problem Johnny, here's your design. I've built in mirrored redundancy complete with additional RAID arrays, off-site backup systems, front door/back door connectivity and a full backup generator in case of grid failure."
And you fuckers wonder why we sell the customer stuff that you didn't actually specify? Maybe if you actually designed what we asked for we'd sell it like that.
Post by: Pope on December 08, 2014, 08:32:44 PM
"Hey Steve the Engineer, can you design me a system spec to do this simple task for XYZ customer please? They're pretty cost-sensitive and not especially mission critical, it's an auxiliary system."Other way around, see Badger ' s post.
"No problem Johnny, here's your design. I've built in mirrored redundancy complete with additional RAID arrays, off-site backup systems, front door/back door connectivity and a full backup generator in case of grid failure."
And you fuckers wonder why we sell the customer stuff that you didn't actually specify? Maybe if you actually designed what we asked for we'd sell it like that.
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 08:37:51 PM
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2014, 08:44:00 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 08:48:15 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2014, 08:51:02 PM
Dafuq is a sales engineer
Ive never understood people having the word engineer in their title, despite not having any educational background in engineering or actually knowing anything about engineering in general.
And im not talking just people like sales engineers, but also like electricians or mechanics who call themselves engineers
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 08:55:52 PM
Ive never understood people having the word engineer in their title, despite not having any educational background in engineering or actually knowing anything about engineering in general.
And im not talking just people like sales engineers, but also like electricians or mechanics who call themselves engineers
I'd suggest to you that you stick to talking about what you know about, except I don't think that would leave much.
Post by: dcm1602 on December 08, 2014, 08:58:10 PM
I'd suggest to you that you stick to talking about what you know about, except I don't think that would leave much.
You did realize that I was speaking in generalities, not about your specific organization?
As I have no idea what your organization actually does (or even is)
Though I did take the time to google sales engineers, to see that they actually are engineers. Which is pretty interesting stuff, always been intersted in that whole systems engineering thing, which is why it bothers me when non engineers refer to themselves as engineers.
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2014, 09:13:24 PM
I'm not sure I'd necessarily dismiss an electrician or a mechanic's claim to be an engineer, given much of what they do does at the very least require an understanding of some engineering principles.
Post by: Tommy on December 08, 2014, 09:25:28 PM
We promise the world because the firm expects us to convince potential clients that they should use our service.
Then again I've never done complex sales where a sales engineer was needed, so I dunno. Gotta make quota.
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Post by: JFIF on December 08, 2014, 10:22:53 PM
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Post by: Tommy on December 08, 2014, 11:04:38 PM
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Post by: klaximilian on December 08, 2014, 11:20:30 PM
My commute home (usually 45 minutes) took 6 hours to get home, with the last 4 miles taking 5 hours. Thats NYC traffic on crack. I could have drive to LA faster.
This poopchute decided it was a good idea to threaten to commit suicide off of a nearby overpass.
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/12/08/interstate-680-in-east-san-jose-closed-suicidal-person-threatening-to-jump-alum-rock-avenue-mckee-road-capitol-expressway/
Post by: Pope on December 08, 2014, 11:24:53 PM
Post by: klaximilian on December 08, 2014, 11:41:53 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on December 09, 2014, 11:59:27 AM
All the sales guys in my company promise the moon to our clients then leave us to break the news to them after they've already signed them.
Regardless of industry, this has always been the case for me as well.
Post by: Badger on December 09, 2014, 12:19:34 PM
Pre-sales. Design architect. They have a number of titles, but they're essentially techs who engage with the customer and salesman during the sales process to do technical design and ensure that what we're selling will deliver what the customer is asking for.
To resume this line of talk, no, I don't think they have someone specifically for that. Occasionally the salesman will bring in someone from deployment for some technical stuff before an account is boarded but most of the time it seems like they say yes to everything and then I deal with an idiot who thinks his new widget will suck his dick and cure cancer.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 09, 2014, 12:23:20 PM
I also think this proverb is especially true for salesman:
"The dumber the farmer the bigger the potato. "
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 09, 2014, 12:23:45 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2014, 12:25:25 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on December 11, 2014, 02:28:18 PM
Just got a call back for a third interview in less than 24 hours from the 2nd (1st in person) interview. I knew things went well yesterday, and they are moving fast, so this seems like a very positive sign. If not tomorrow, I will know by next week.
50% more than I was making at my last job. Big salary jump for me, but still chump change to you NYC folk. Don't care, am excite!
Company working on an indefinite gubmint contract. Would be getting on board 3 months in. 65 direct reports to start. I guess cross your fingers, sacrifice a goat, whatever is your thing.
Post by: Badger on December 11, 2014, 02:33:41 PM
but still chump change to you NYC folk.
Haaaaa
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 11, 2014, 02:40:28 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on December 11, 2014, 02:41:40 PM
Haaaaa
Don't sweat it Badge. You're still young and smart. You're like me 10 years ago.
Wait... Forget I just said that.
Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 02:43:47 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 11, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on December 11, 2014, 03:00:53 PM
We don't sacrifice goats around here, they're too valuable. I could burn a Frenchman if you like? Good luck.
Only if they are from Quebec. I actually had a great experience in France. Maybe it was just the innate fear of tall blonde guys, but whatever.
And thanks for the support guys.
Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2014, 05:53:15 PM
A little update on my pathetic excuse for a career...
Just got a call back for a third interview in less than 24 hours from the 2nd (1st in person) interview. I knew things went well yesterday, and they are moving fast, so this seems like a very positive sign. If not tomorrow, I will know by next week.
50% more than I was making at my last job. Big salary jump for me, but still chump change to you NYC folk. Don't care, am excite!
Company working on an indefinite gubmint contract. Would be getting on board 3 months in. 65 direct reports to start. I guess cross your fingers, sacrifice a goat, whatever is your thing.
Good luck bud! Let's hope that getting canned turns out to be a blessing.
Best interview advice I ever got years ago: your last question should always be "what do you think about me?" Works like a charm every time.
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Post by: IATA on December 11, 2014, 05:59:35 PM
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Post by: Johnny English on December 11, 2014, 06:00:12 PM
Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2014, 06:11:58 PM
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 11, 2014, 06:56:06 PM
Good luck bud! Let's hope that getting canned turns out to be a blessing.
Best interview advice I ever got years ago: your last question should always be "When do we to to Rick's?"
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Correction.
Post by: Tommy on December 11, 2014, 06:58:04 PM
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 11, 2014, 10:21:18 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on December 11, 2014, 11:25:08 PM
Maybe they are down with the Palomino, or should I just leave a trail of Y as I walk out the door?
Post by: ons on December 12, 2014, 12:26:52 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 12, 2014, 08:01:50 AM
Dishwasher came into work falling-over wasted the other day. Kind of pathetic, he tried to stay and work even after he was fired, but was too drunk to even get the dishwasher running. Owner was about to have him physically escorted off, luckily one of the waitresses patiently got him to follow her out of the building.
Haha. You should have gotten a video of him trying to start the dishwasher.
Post by: Pope on December 12, 2014, 10:01:07 AM
Dishwasher came into work falling-over wasted the other day. Kind of pathetic, he tried to stay and work even after he was fired, but was too drunk to even get the dishwasher running. Owner was about to have him physically escorted off, luckily one of the waitresses patiently got him to follow her out of the building.That guy deserved a promotion
Post by: ons on December 12, 2014, 01:05:35 PM
That guy deserved a promotion
The managers were already tired of him from the time he called in sick and then showed up at the bar and drank for an hour or so while someone worked a double shift to cover for him. He told us that he thought the alcohol would let him get better rest.
Post by: Pope on December 12, 2014, 01:06:51 PM
The managers were already tired of him from the time he called in sick and then showed up at the bar and drank for an hour or so while someone worked a double shift to cover for him. He told us that he thought the alcohol would let him get better rest.True role model
Post by: bojanglesman on December 12, 2014, 01:35:12 PM
The managers were already tired of him from the time he called in sick and then showed up at the bar and drank for an hour or so while someone worked a double shift to cover for him. He told us that he thought the alcohol would let him get better rest.
That's some balls right there.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 12, 2014, 02:22:44 PM
The managers were already tired of him from the time he called in sick and then showed up at the bar and drank for an hour or so while someone worked a double shift to cover for him. He told us that he thought the alcohol would let him get better rest.
He's probably not wrong. I don't see the problem.
Post by: Tommy on December 18, 2014, 08:09:50 AM
I sold my expensive stuff in HK and brought most of my clothes with me with the expectation that I won't be back.
The problem is that this company knows that I have a return ticket, and thinks that I'm still technically employed there.
I was wondering if I should tell them that I already gave my notice and told my company I won't be back, or if I should continue playing it off like I'm heading back if I don't land this job?
Post by: Badger on December 18, 2014, 08:19:24 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 18, 2014, 11:49:36 AM
My retro check was $750 after taxes. Nice little early xmas gift. :)
Post by: Miamipuck on December 18, 2014, 12:05:49 PM
Post by: IATA on December 18, 2014, 06:31:47 PM
I just got a paycheck for 4 hours of work, 65 bucks. Tis the season to go on welfare
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Post by: Tommy on December 19, 2014, 02:13:44 PM
Gotta wait on the final word from London though. Most likely Monday. I didn't feel on point at all because of the jetlag. Felt in a haze. Went well though.
Ah this weekend. The waiting game.
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Post by: Miamipuck on December 19, 2014, 02:28:08 PM
Had my interview this morning. Thought it would be a disaster since I've forgotten how awful the trains are here. Gave myself an hour to make it from UES down to west village, but ended up 5mins late. The guy was cool, and said that this wasn't an interview but just a casual meeting. Said that the guys in London really like me and I'm pretty much the guy. We just talked strategy etc. said that I'm a good fit but that he'll have to "stretch" me, meaning that this job will be stressful and it's more than just sales. Ill be running the product for the NA market. A lot of pressure.
Gotta wait on the final word from London though. Most likely Monday. I didn't feel on point at all because of the jetlag. Felt in a haze. Went well though.
Ah this weekend. The waiting game.
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Good luck!
Post by: IATA on December 19, 2014, 06:02:26 PM
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Post by: Badger on December 19, 2014, 07:22:01 PM
Sounds good dude. What kind of excrement do you even sell, anyways? I've forgotten
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Land mines,
Post by: JFIF on December 21, 2014, 11:34:59 PM
Post by: JFIF on December 21, 2014, 11:37:43 PM
For the past 2-3 months all I've done is work out, go to the beach,get high, drink beer, talk to and bang chicks on tinder, and watch Football.
Post by: MBGreen on December 21, 2014, 11:39:24 PM
I need a job.
For the past 2-3 months all I've done is work out, go to the beach,get high, drink beer, talk to and bang chicks on tinder, and watch Football.
Are you Ronnie or the Situation?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 21, 2014, 11:47:58 PM
I need a job.
For the past 2-3 months all I've done is work out, go to the beach,get high, drink beer, talk to and bang chicks on tinder, and watch Football.
And then you exit The Sims and shut down the computer.
Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2014, 12:07:01 AM
And then you exit The Sims and shut down the computer.
I've tried to sit down and play video games at times and the dopamine receptors aren't even firing. I can't even pay attention to a video game for longer than 30 minutes
Post by: JFIF on December 22, 2014, 12:16:13 AM
Are you Ronnie or the Situation?
Neither. I just needed a temporary break from responsibility and life before my head exploded.
Post by: Tommy on December 22, 2014, 06:47:16 AM
Sounds good dude. What kind of excrement do you even sell, anyways? I've forgotten
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Financial market data would be the easiest way to describe it. Whether it's industry research, financials, or expert consulting. This particular gig is attractive to me because I'll be introducing a European product to the U.S. Market for the first time, so basically a carte Blanche of sales. Gonna be tough though. A lot more responsibility, which I'm not particularly looking forward to.
I'm at the waiting stage. Should find out by this afternoon. Funny I still have a final phone interview with another gig in HK, but I've pretty much already decided to stay here.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 22, 2014, 08:11:31 AM
I need a job.
For the past 2-3 months all I've done is work out, go to the beach,get high, drink beer, talk to and bang chicks on tinder, and watch Football.
Wahhh wahhhh
Post by: Badger on December 22, 2014, 02:00:05 PM
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 06:15:18 AM
Emailed the guy this morning. Hopefully he gets back to me.
Post by: JFIF on December 24, 2014, 08:18:24 AM
Uhhhhh are they really going to make me go through Xmas not knowing if I have this job? I get that the dude is on his honeymoon and its Xmas week, but dammit I must know either way.
Emailed the guy this morning. Hopefully he gets back to me.
Total dick move on their part.
Someone I know just found out they got a job they really wanted and had been stressing about yesterday.
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2014, 08:21:07 AM
Total dick move on their part.
Someone I know just found out they got a job they really wanted and had been stressing about yesterday.
Maybe they got Tommy's job.
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:23:58 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on December 24, 2014, 08:26:06 AM
They just got back to me and want to speak by phone. Surely they wouldn't schedule a call with me to reject me. Right? Right?
I very much doubt it. Sounds like a go.
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:41:35 AM
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2014, 08:43:27 AM
I got the job!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooo!
WE'RE GOIN' TO RICK'S!
Post by: MBGreen on December 24, 2014, 08:44:30 AM
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:46:01 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2014, 08:46:20 AM
I got the job!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooo!(http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/6e7925e08f00a09a1c69b751175882fc_view.jpg)
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2014, 08:47:54 AM
Just found out I'm going to get a real Christmas bonus this year, not from my company though (they're still cheap) but from my bosses.
My bosses gave me this the other week. Then yesterday I found out the company is giving me a real bonus after all, more than twice what my bosses gave me.
Post by: Badger on December 24, 2014, 08:48:22 AM
The guy called me from some beach in the Caribbean, too. I still have to accept their offer though. Gonna get the paperwork and details this week.
Were you still going under the guise of currently being employed?
Post by: JFIF on December 24, 2014, 08:49:19 AM
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:49:26 AM
Were you still going under the guise of currently being employed?
Yeah of course.
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:49:39 AM
(http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/6e7925e08f00a09a1c69b751175882fc_view.jpg)
Hell yes!
Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2014, 08:50:03 AM
Hell yes!I still hate you for those shots.
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:51:26 AM
I still hate you for those shots.
Did that picture make you throw up in your mouth a little bit?
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 08:53:28 AM
Post by: guinness77 on December 24, 2014, 09:12:15 AM
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 09:14:54 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 24, 2014, 09:19:13 AM
Congrats tommy. Where exactly is this job now?Lube specialist for the backroom at Shilla.
Post by: guinness77 on December 24, 2014, 09:19:27 AM
Thanks! Going to be working down on Hudson street.Awesome.
We're GOING TO RICK'S!!!
Post by: guinness77 on December 24, 2014, 09:20:11 AM
Lube specialist for the backroom at Shilla.The way out or the way in, you soba eating freak?
Post by: Miamipuck on December 24, 2014, 09:41:05 AM
I got the job!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooo!
Congrats Tommy!
Post by: IATA on December 24, 2014, 11:38:19 AM
Post by: Tommy on December 24, 2014, 11:57:45 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on December 24, 2014, 01:50:36 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 24, 2014, 03:12:22 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 26, 2014, 09:38:09 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2015, 07:50:23 AM
I really hope there some positive changes in store for my dept in 2015, but i'm not going to hold my breath.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2015, 08:15:42 AM
back to work today after having 2 weeks off. I should feel recharged and eager to get going on some projects. But this is the first time in my 8 years of working here that i'm dreading being here.
I really hope there some positive changes in store for my dept in 2015, but i'm not going to hold my breath.
MBGreen finally loses it in the bathroom:
(http://media.giphy.com/media/eZCZTSolUdB3W/giphy.gif)
Post by: MBGreen on January 02, 2015, 08:22:34 AM
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2015, 07:40:59 PM
Long story short, one of my bosses died. My other boss, his mother, found him on his bathroom floor Monday morning. They don't have an exact cause yet but best guess was a heart attack. He was 44, and I went to his funeral today.
Now besides the obvious horribleness of the situation, there are a lot of things going on now. My company is flying me out to corp HQ next week for 5 days. They had already planned to do that early this year but this has sped things up. My boss thinks they're going to want to give me more of my other boss's responsibilities now.
I had also been doing some work for my bosses and one of their friends on the side, without the knowledge of my company. There were (are?) some plans in the works to jump ship and launch a new venture this year, and they were (are?) going to take me with them. I have no idea if this will happen now. My boss's friend briefly talked to me today after the funeral about taking on more of his responsibilities in that side operation.
Coincidentally, some government job openings that I've been stalking were posted on Monday with a two-day window to apply, so I put in for four of them. Not knowing what the hell is going to happen, I need to cast a few lines out.
I haven't been in the office since the do-nothing days before and after Christmas. I was off on Monday/Tuesday and out of the state, and our big boss shut down the NY office for the week.
Post by: IATA on January 02, 2015, 09:31:56 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 02, 2015, 09:43:42 PM
Post by: Badger on January 02, 2015, 09:55:50 PM
Working for the government would be a waste of your talents. I realize they're stable jobs, but salary is capped.
That hasn't been a problem for the person who keeps giving me a heads up about these openings.
Post by: dcm1602 on January 02, 2015, 09:57:28 PM
Working for the government would be a waste of your talents. I realize they're stable jobs, but salary is capped.
It depends on the opportunity
In the medical field you can get some REALLY freaking sweet government jobs, with spectacular benefits, a pension (assuming its a place you like enough to stay at long enough to get), and a 457b which will stack with a 401k elsewhere.
Ill concede that the thought of staying somewhere long enough to collect a pension seems absurd to me, but the 457b + benefits is pretty damn appealing.
And this is also situational but federal govt jobs (theres quite a ton of them) offer MAJOR flexibility. Allowing you to relatively easily move around when life circumstances call for them. Meaning you can go state to state keeping your job and or benefits without much difficulty.
True its extremely unlikely you'll ever be earning 200k+ /yr (without absurds amount of OT) with a government job, but I think its unlikely enough for most people to make that amount regardless
Post by: bojanglesman on January 02, 2015, 10:19:49 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 05, 2015, 08:21:48 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2015, 08:28:29 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2015, 11:12:05 AM
I'm now living in my parents house. Was hoping to start soon so I can start apartment hunting and just get back into a routine. Now I have another 3 weeks of lounging around. Getting cabin fever.
Post by: MBGreen on January 06, 2015, 11:13:55 AM
So I accepted the offer last week, and my start date is still up in the air. Looks like it may be the last week of the month. The week after they're sending me to London for training.
I'm now living in my parents house. Was hoping to start soon so I can start apartment hunting and just get back into a routine. Now I have another 3 weeks of lounging around. Getting cabin fever.
Go volunteer your time and help out at the homeless shelter.
hahahahahaha!
Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2015, 11:17:09 AM
Post by: Tommy on January 06, 2015, 11:56:07 AM
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2015, 01:56:41 PM
wat
Post by: Badger on January 26, 2015, 12:25:47 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on January 26, 2015, 12:27:03 PM
I was talking to a client in Cape Cod, and I was walking him through a test of one of our tools and there's a part where you need to put in a name as filler, and he says "How 'bout Tawm Brady?"
Too bad you he didn't ask you to set it up. He would have thoroughly enjoyed clicking on the file, "Tawm Brady loves rooster"
Post by: Badger on January 29, 2015, 08:46:30 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2015, 05:35:03 PM
We have a student that is arguably the best athlete in our school, but also has uncontrollable fits of rage/emotion if things don't go his way. He gets to a point where he can no longer speak and he just shakes violently. During our playoff loss, he went berserk and quit about halfway through the third quarter. A parent said something to him and he tried to go into the stands and fight him. I've seen anger issues before, but this something different.
I've been trying to set him up with the district counselor ever since, but my boss was blocking it because he's afraid that the kid won't be able to play football if he is diagnosed with something. I know that he comes from a single parent home. His mother had him when she was 15 years old. And his dad would give Antonio Cromartie was run for his money when it comes to having kids. I'm almost positive there's some kind of abuse going on somewhere in that house.
Last night at a nearly sold out region title wrestling match, this kid was on the verge of upsetting the best 195 pound wrestler in the state and ended up giving up a point (for stalling) in overtime with about 25 seconds left to go. Instead of finishing the match and trying to win, he removed his headgear and threw it into the stands, ripped off the top of his singlet, then tried to fight literally everyone (teammates, coaches, parents) that tried to stop him from storming out of the gym.
I ran back to the locker rooms and locked him in a laundry room with me until he calmed down. The kid's just an emotional wreck - saying his life is over, he has no future, he let everyone down, etc. We talked for about 30 minutes and he was relaxed and ready to go home. About five minutes later, my boss decides it's a good idea to call a 16 year old a "goddamn idiot" and a "sore loser" ...he loses it again, storms out, and hyperventilates in the parking lot. Complete mess.
I have never been so disgusted by someone in my entire life.
Most of our administration was in attendance, so they saw the incident last night. I get called from bus duty in the morning and my real boss (the principal) asks me what the hell happened and what has been going on with him. I just tell him that I'm worried about the kid and that he needs professional help. The principal took him to the head counselor ASAP and she thinks that he's either bipolar or possibly even schizophrenic. She set him up with an another appointment tomorrow at the district office and his mother will be allowed to go as well.
HC found out and told me that I shouldn't have said anything...that the kid is perfectly fine, just immature. I just walked away from him before I lost my excrement.
Only a few more months...
/rant
Post by: JFIF on January 29, 2015, 05:40:42 PM
My dumb freak boss doesn't understand the difference between immaturity and mental illness.
We have a student that is arguably the best athlete in our school, but also has uncontrollable fits of rage/emotion if things don't go his way. He gets to a point where he can no longer speak and he just shakes violently. During our playoff loss, he went berserk and quit about halfway through the third quarter. A parent said something to him and he tried to go into the stands and fight him. I've seen anger issues before, but this something different.
I've been trying to set him up with the district counselor ever since, but my boss was blocking it because he's afraid that the kid won't be able to play football if he is diagnosed with something. I know that he comes from a single parent home. His mother had him when she was 15 years old. And his dad would give Antonio Cromartie was run for his money when it comes to having kids. I'm almost positive there's some kind of abuse going on somewhere in that house.
Last night at a nearly sold out region title wrestling match, this kid was on the verge of upsetting the best 195 pound wrestler in the state and ended up giving up a point (for stalling) in overtime with about 25 seconds left to go. Instead of finishing the match and trying to win, he removed his headgear and threw it into the stands, ripped off the top of his singlet, then tried to fight literally everyone (teammates, coaches, parents) that tried to stop him from storming out of the gym.
I ran back to the locker rooms and locked him in a laundry room with me until he calmed down. The kid's just an emotional wreck - saying his life is over, he has no future, he let everyone down, etc. We talked for about 30 minutes and he was relaxed and ready to go home. About five minutes later, my boss decides it's a good idea to call a 16 year old a "goddamn idiot" and a "sore loser" ...he loses it again, storms out, and hyperventilates in the parking lot. Complete mess.
I have never been so disgusted by someone in my entire life.
Most of our administration was in attendance, so they saw the incident last night. I get called from bus duty in the morning and my real boss (the principal) asks me what the hell happened and what has been going on with him. I just tell him that I'm worried about the kid and that he needs professional help. The principal took him to the head counselor ASAP and she thinks that he's either bipolar or possibly even schizophrenic. She set him up with an another appointment tomorrow at the district office and his mother will be allowed to go as well.
HC found out and told me that I shouldn't have said anything...that the kid is perfectly fine, just immature. I just walked away from him before I lost my excrement.
Only a few more months...
/rant
Welcome to the bullshit and red tape of the school systems.
good on you to really try and get this kid the help he needs.
Sounds like Charles Haley lite
Post by: Heismanberg on January 29, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
Welcome to the bullshit and red tape of the school systems.
The HC is the problem. He prevented the kid from getting help. Administration was surprisingly excellent with how they handled all of this. They knew I was pissed.
Post by: JFIF on January 29, 2015, 05:52:45 PM
The HC is the problem. He prevented the kid from getting help. Administration was surprisingly excellent with how they handled all of this. They knew I was pissed.
oh, i misread it. I thought it was the HC and someone else
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 07:36:21 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2015, 07:59:30 AM
I noticed that people aren't as social as they are at our NY office, which has pretty much identical roles and teams. I also don't hear a lot of sports chatter.
You Don't Know London.
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 08:02:46 AM
You Don't Know London.
Ha, I meant in the office. Granted, I've been busy as hell and didn't spend much time socializing and observing everyone, but that's just my impression.
Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2015, 09:07:33 AM
Ha, I meant in the office. Granted, I've been busy as hell and didn't spend much time socializing and observing everyone, but that's just my impression.
I'm presuming that it's because they haven't invited you out then. London has a well deserved reputation for its post-work drinking culture.
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 09:36:28 AM
I'm presuming that it's because they haven't invited you out then. London has a well deserved reputation for its post-work drinking culture.
Went out last night with a few people on my team, but we didn't mix with the entire company who were also around. Happy Hour out here is pretty much the same as it is in NY though.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 30, 2015, 09:42:27 AM
Happy Hour out here is pretty much the same as it is in NY though.Beers, shots, then a blowjob from a transsexual?
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 09:48:51 AM
Beers, shots, then a blowjob from a transsexual?
That was HK.
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 30, 2015, 12:54:12 PM
Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 04:34:43 PM
My company has been dragging their feet on giving me more money and I really have no motivation to stick around here.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 30, 2015, 04:35:14 PM
I finally heard back on one of the gov't jobs I applied for. Interview is on Tuesday. >20% bump in pay if I can land it.
My company has been dragging their feet on giving me more money and I really have no motivation to stick around here.
lets gooooooo
Post by: MBGreen on January 30, 2015, 05:10:18 PM
I finally heard back on one of the gov't jobs I applied for. Interview is on Tuesday. >20% bump in pay if I can land it.Oh sweet...which area is this one for? I remember you applied for a few different ones.
My company has been dragging their feet on giving me more money and I really have no motivation to stick around here.
Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 05:38:01 PM
Oh sweet...which area is this one for? I remember you applied for a few different ones.
That's classified.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 30, 2015, 06:04:08 PM
That's classified.
Hey guys it's Special Agent Orange.
Post by: Johnny English on January 30, 2015, 06:46:22 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 30, 2015, 09:43:08 PM
Post by: Badger on January 30, 2015, 09:45:21 PM
Have you tried looking for other jobs in the private sector?
Yeah, I'm just dying to be an executive assistant.
Post by: IATA on January 30, 2015, 09:57:08 PM
Post by: JFIF on January 31, 2015, 01:38:00 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 31, 2015, 07:45:50 AM
Wouldn't be much of a bump in pay and I think one position might even be a small decrease in salary to start but that job security and state retirement plan.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 31, 2015, 08:20:45 AM
I just took a couple civil service exams this past month to possibly transition from what I'm doing now. I work in a semiconductor plant that I don't think will be operating in 10 years, maybe 5.
Wouldn't be much of a bump in pay and I think one position might even be a small decrease in salary to start but that job security and state retirement plan.
My wife works for the state (Virginia). Even though her job isn't as good as she would like salary-wise, the benefits are great, much better than mine. I think of the benefits as part of the salary. Sometimes a job that pays a little less is actually better financially.
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 31, 2015, 04:24:01 PM
My wife works for the state (Virginia). Even though her job isn't as good as she would like salary-wise, the benefits are great, much better than mine. I think of the benefits as part of the salary. Sometimes a job that pays a little less is actually better financially.
It's pretty shocking how much better the benefits are from the state. I actually get decent benefits from my employer right now but not even in the same ballpark as the state. I haven't looked very closely at it yet but I think I would actually take home more money even if I got the lower salary position.
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2015, 02:06:49 PM
Some of the other candidates overheard that the hirings will happen in late April/early May, which would be good for me since the last thing I need is to start a new job right before the baby is born. And if I'm able to get wind of my chances ahead of time and they look good, it makes it easier for me to take more time off when he's born since I won't need to save up any days off since I'd be switching jobs anyway.
Post by: MBGreen on February 04, 2015, 03:11:30 PM
I think the interview went pretty well. It was very different from most job interviews I've had, and mostly in a good way. No bullshit questions like "tell me about yourself" or "what's your biggest weakness?" or "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Just right down to business.
Some of the other candidates overheard that the hirings will happen in late April/early May, which would be good for me since the last thing I need is to start a new job right before the baby is born. And if I'm able to get wind of my chances ahead of time and they look good, it makes it easier for me to take more time off when he's born since I won't need to save up any days off since I'd be switching jobs anyway.
in other words...everything could come up Milhouse.
Post by: Tommy on February 04, 2015, 03:11:42 PM
I would keep looking. No reason to put all your eggs in that basket.
Post by: Badger on February 04, 2015, 03:16:23 PM
Nice. Good luck man.
I would keep looking. No reason to put all your eggs in that basket.
Right now plan B is riding things out here, seeing if they'll give me a raise or not. My boss suspects they might close the NY office after the IPO, but that's like 18 months away.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 04, 2015, 03:23:04 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 04, 2015, 04:45:40 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 05, 2015, 11:33:07 AM
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2015, 10:44:17 AM
Ultimately if I get either I'll just have to take whichever is offered first.
Post by: Tommy on February 18, 2015, 11:29:49 AM
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2015, 02:05:16 PM
Stability and less stress would definitely help while you're raising a kid. Good luck.
Went well, even better than the other one.
Also if I get this job, there's a daycare in the lobby.
Post by: ukilledkenny on February 18, 2015, 05:38:55 PM
Went well, even better than the other one.
Also if I get this job, there's a daycare in the lobby.
That's gotta be the holy grail of parenting.
Post by: Heismanberg on February 18, 2015, 05:40:32 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 18, 2015, 09:07:27 PM
Went well, even better than the other one.
Also if I get this job, there's a daycare in the lobby.
State sponsored or private?
Post by: Badger on February 18, 2015, 09:17:55 PM
State sponsored or private?
I don't know all the specifics, it might be somewhat subsidized but I believe I'd be paying for it.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 18, 2015, 09:25:42 PM
I don't know all the specifics, it might be somewhat subsidized but I believe I'd be paying for it.
Huge difference in price based on the answer.
Post by: Fenwyr on February 20, 2015, 09:51:04 AM
Post by: Badger on February 20, 2015, 09:53:21 AM
Who was the guy, probably from the other site, that worked at a bar in Disneyworld? I have a friend that is moving to Orlando to be close to family. He's a Vegas bartender currently...
GM. He works elsewhere now.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2015, 10:53:27 AM
Who was the guy, probably from the other site, that worked at a bar in Disneyworld? I have a friend that is moving to Orlando to be close to family. He's a Vegas bartender currently...
GM. He works elsewhere now.
He works at a Disney sanctioned bar called The Pulse. You should hook your buddy up Fen.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2015, 11:20:49 AM
He works at a Disney sanctioned bar called The Pulse. You should hook your buddy up Fen.Is it a nice gay bar?
Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2015, 11:23:44 AM
Is it a nice gay bar?
No idea, why go to an Orlando gay bar when there are so many down here.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2015, 11:36:49 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2015, 11:45:31 AM
Puck goes to a bar. Now it's a gay bar.
To answer your PM Bo, it's on South Beach and no I don't frequent those places, you can try it yourself when you make your trip down here.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2015, 11:46:40 AM
To answer your PM Bo, it's on South Beach and no I don't frequent those places, you can try it yourself when you make your trip down here.Haha. poopchute.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 20, 2015, 11:47:58 AM
To answer your PM Bo, it's on South Beach and no I don't frequent those places, you can try it yourself when you make your trip down here.
Puck, how does one pick up gay strippers?
Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2015, 11:48:44 AM
Pick, how does one pick up gay strippers?
Ask JFIF he is the resident expert, if you were asking me.
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2015, 11:48:45 AM
Puck, how does one pick up gay strippers?His pickup line is giving them a blowjob.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2015, 11:49:57 AM
His pickup line is giving them a blowjob.
It worked for you right?
Post by: Johnny English on February 20, 2015, 11:56:08 AM
It worked for you right?
Yes, but he'd prefer it if you didn't use your teeth so much next time.
Post by: Miamipuck on February 20, 2015, 12:14:21 PM
Yes, but he'd prefer it if you didn't use your teeth so much next time.
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Post by: Jetaho on March 02, 2015, 02:07:37 PM
“I have been self employed for 18 years now and feel that I am a valued employee”.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 02, 2015, 02:08:11 PM
I'm reviewing resumes and cover letters for an administrative assistant position in our office and came across this gem,In my opinion, I am awesome.
“I have been self employed for 18 years now and feel that I am a valued employee”.
Post by: Badger on March 02, 2015, 02:42:42 PM
Administrative assistant
Where did it all go wrong?
Post by: Tommy on March 02, 2015, 02:48:30 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 02, 2015, 02:50:55 PM
I am my own assistant.
Classic Dwight.
Post by: JFIF on March 02, 2015, 04:34:03 PM
So used to working from home that I forgot how much going into an office everyday helps give me structure and balance.
Post by: Tommy on March 02, 2015, 04:43:34 PM
Been killing it at the new job.
So used to working from home that I forgot how much going into an office everyday helps give me structure and balance.
What do you do?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 02, 2015, 06:23:20 PM
What do you do?
He kills it. Learn to read, dipshit.
Post by: JFIF on March 03, 2015, 10:22:53 AM
What do you do?
Lead generation for attorneys
Post by: Heismanberg on March 03, 2015, 10:26:42 AM
Post by: John Smith on March 03, 2015, 10:31:02 AM
Lead generation for attorneys
Is that like what Danny Devito did for Mickey Rourke in that movie The Rainmaker?
Post by: guinness77 on March 03, 2015, 10:35:01 AM
Post by: Badger on March 03, 2015, 10:40:14 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 03, 2015, 10:58:54 AM
Please tell me your job is marketing.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 03, 2015, 11:02:21 AM
The leads are weak? You're weak.
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2015, 11:19:25 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 03, 2015, 12:07:46 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 03, 2015, 01:12:35 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on March 03, 2015, 07:14:49 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 03, 2015, 08:35:23 PM
BN is a tool. A game of thrones reference was nice I guess, but a total tool.BN?
Post by: Johnny English on March 03, 2015, 09:16:45 PM
Post by: JFIF on March 03, 2015, 10:06:47 PM
Oh good, just what we need. Lawyers actively seeking out opportunities for frivolous law suits. "Good afternoon, sir. Are you happy with your financial status, or would you like to turn your recent misfortune into a potential windfall?"
Please tell me your job is marketing.
You sound really smug for someone who doesn't know ambulance chasing laws.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 03, 2015, 10:14:08 PM
You sound really smug for someone who doesn't know ambulance chasing laws.
This is what I was referencing. freak these people.
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2013-12-12/mass-tort-lawsuit-lead-generator-jesse-levine-has-victims-for-sale
Post by: Fenwyr on March 04, 2015, 09:35:17 AM
I presume he's referring to Benjamin Netanyahu, but I don't know why he posted it in this thread.
My bad. Meant to post it in World News. Feel free to move it.
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2015, 02:15:52 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on March 09, 2015, 02:19:18 PM
Today was my first day back from 6 days off with the baby. This sucks.
I can't speak from personal experience, but once he loses that new baby smell, you might find work to be your fortress of solitude.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 09, 2015, 02:35:46 PM
I can't speak from personal experience, but once he loses that new baby smell, you might find work to be your fortress of solitude.
I get what you're saying, but it's not like that at all. The people I know who enjoy work after having kids do it for the same reason they did before. It's just another aspect of your life. If anyone enjoys work because it means getting away from the kids, they probably should have reconsidered that decision to have children. It sure as freak would have been welcome in our overpopulated world.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 09, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
I can't speak from personal experience, but once he loses that new baby smell, you might find work to be your fortress of solitude.
He can always keep a dirty diaper next to his desk or invite MB for lunch.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 09, 2015, 02:48:56 PM
I get what you're saying, but it's not like that at all. The people I know who enjoy work after having kids do it for the same reason they did before. It's just another aspect of your life. If anyone enjoys work because it means getting away from the kids, they probably should have reconsidered that decision to have children. It sure as freak would have been welcome in our overpopulated world.
I'd take being at home with my kids over work any day. I don't hate my job, but I'd much rather spend time with my kids than be here.
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2015, 03:09:05 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 09, 2015, 03:19:09 PM
I'd take being at home with my kids over work any day. I don't hate my job, but I'd much rather spend time with my kids than be here.
Exactly. I do know plenty of parents who love having a job, but it's not because they want to get away from their children.
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2015, 03:21:06 PM
He can always keep a dirty diaper next to his desk or invite MB for lunch.
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Post by: Fenwyr on March 09, 2015, 03:49:31 PM
I get what you're saying, but it's not like that at all. The people I know who enjoy work after having kids do it for the same reason they did before. It's just another aspect of your life. If anyone enjoys work because it means getting away from the kids, they probably should have reconsidered that decision to have children. It sure as freak would have been welcome in our overpopulated world.
I love peace and quiet, and most of the time just want to be left the freak alone. No wonder I have cats.
So, if I have helped out there, win-win.
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2015, 02:15:52 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on March 10, 2015, 02:32:44 PM
Quote
"As far as calling a game with hurry-up, we will minimize the verb itch so that we can get calls in quicker to our guys"
kill yourself
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 02:33:50 PM
Spring practice install starts next week and this word combination in bold has been part of many emails I've received from my boss. Here's an example:
kill yourself
You guys tickle each other with words?
Post by: bojanglesman on March 10, 2015, 02:34:52 PM
Spring practice install starts next week and this word combination in bold has been part of many emails I've received from my boss. Here's an example:
kill yourself
Is a noun the treatment for that?
Post by: Heismanberg on March 10, 2015, 02:38:35 PM
You guys tickle each other with words?
This is a 57 year old man with a masters degree. He actually thinks verbiage is verb itch.
He'll say it like that too, but I never really noticed until he started send out these dumb preparation packets.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 02:43:17 PM
This is a 57 year old man with a masters degree. He actually thinks verbiage is verb itch.
He'll say it like that too, but I never really noticed until he started send out these dumb preparation packets.
That's almost how a 10 year old would say that.
It's one thing to mess with grammar and such like we do here, but to do it on an email you send to professionals/colleagues is criminal. I know people that would instantly never do business with you if you appeared that stupid or you would ruin your upward mobility immediately. That said, you would be surprised at how poorly people can communicate. It's also no surprise that the ones that can and do communicate well rise very quickly.
I stopped calling it the Entire State Building when I was 5.
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2015, 02:51:50 PM
That's almost how a 10 year old would say that.
It's one thing to mess with grammar and such like we do here, but to do it on an email you send to professionals/colleagues is criminal. I know people that would instantly never do business with you if you appeared that stupid or you would ruin your upward mobility immediately. That said, you would be surprised at how poorly people can communicate. It's also no surprise that the ones that can and do communicate well rise very quickly.
I stopped calling it the Entire State Building when I was 5.
Sometimes I wish my boss would let me proofread her emails. The ones she sends from her phone are especially messy. She's an expert in her field and great at her job, but jesus christ.
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2015, 02:52:38 PM
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2015, 02:52:51 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 02:57:27 PM
Sometimes I wish my boss would let me proofread her emails. The ones she sends from her phone are especially messy. She's an expert in her field and great at her job, but jesus christ.
Yeah when I was in the retail end of this business, I had a secretary and a compliance guy that would comb through correspondence with clients and outside vendors to make sure not a word or comma was out of place. That said, I know what you mean, my business partner couldn't write a letter by accident. Fortunately, most customers don't care but I would imagine there are a few that do. I have to proofread a lot of his stuff. Luckily, I catch most of awful wording.
You should see some of the resumes that are sent to me by people that I know. They're hilariously bad. I don't know how they would expect to get a job.
Post by: Tommy on March 10, 2015, 02:59:47 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 03:01:35 PM
Because most of my emails are to potential clients I can't get into the habit of typing like some people do.
That's even more important. Current clients are friends or friendly, it doesn't give you license to be a schmuck of course, but they're already doing business. Good luck with a prospect if you write like a schmuck.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 10, 2015, 07:12:13 PM
Post by: Pope on March 10, 2015, 08:44:12 PM
Lol fuk u niga
Sincerely,
Pope
Post by: Heismanberg on March 19, 2015, 12:35:59 AM
The freak kind of name is that?
Post by: Nope. on March 19, 2015, 12:41:43 AM
One of the new ESOL aides in my district is named Dryno.They must have had a freaking fun childhood with a name like that.
The freak kind of name is that?
Post by: JFIF on March 26, 2015, 11:51:24 PM
In the macro sense, it's either gonna be really awesome or really bad. No in between.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 27, 2015, 01:07:13 AM
I'm going on a date with the sister in law of the owner of the company I work for.
In the macro sense, it's either gonna be really awesome or really bad. No in between.
pics or gtfo
Post by: bojanglesman on March 27, 2015, 04:18:59 AM
I'm going on a date with the sister in law of the owner of the company I work for.Will you be be banging her before you decide where to take her on your date?
In the macro sense, it's either gonna be really awesome or really bad. No in between.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 27, 2015, 08:00:52 AM
pics or gtfo
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Post by: Badger on March 27, 2015, 03:02:45 PM
It's a strange number.
I get my hopes up.
I pick it up instantly.
"Congratulations! You've won a free cruise for two to the Bahamas! All you need to do is complete this brief surv-"
*click*
Post by: dcm1602 on March 27, 2015, 05:01:43 PM
Phone rings.When are you going?
It's a strange number.
I get my hopes up.
I pick it up instantly.
"Congratulations! You've won a free cruise for two to the Bahamas! All you need to do is complete this brief surv-"
*click*
Post by: JFIF on March 27, 2015, 05:58:56 PM
Will you be be banging her before you decide where to take her on your date?
I actually like her. Just trying to be a bit aloof and slow play it because of the delicateness of the situation
Post by: bojanglesman on March 27, 2015, 06:03:48 PM
I actually like her. Just trying to be a bit aloof and slow play it because of the delicateness of the situationAhhh, so no anal.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 27, 2015, 06:07:37 PM
Ahhh, so no anal.
4 honks
Post by: JFIF on March 27, 2015, 06:09:29 PM
Ahhh, so no anal.
No means yes. Yes means anal
Post by: bojanglesman on March 27, 2015, 06:20:43 PM
/Tommy
Post by: Fenwyr on March 27, 2015, 06:20:57 PM
No means yes. Yes means anal
Well, if things go south, just tell her you'll tell the owner that the relationship was strictly anal. Would make the next family get together interesting for her...
Post by: IATA on March 27, 2015, 10:43:47 PM
Well, if things go south, just tell her you'll tell the owner that the relationship was strictly anal. Would make the next family get together interesting for her..."If it's any consolation, your daughter only let me freak her in the derriere. She was also very strict about swallowing all my cum, to ensure she did not get pregnant."
Post by: ons on March 29, 2015, 03:28:57 PM
Another local spot is trying to hire me away, offering me a pretty nice raise, but I finally got myself locked into a great schedule here and I was looking forward to the summer season here. Not sure what I want to do.
Post by: MBGreen on March 29, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
Boss just got on a finalist list for a big national award, the press has made work stupidly busy recently. She's getting busier and busier, not spending as much time in our kitchen, which is both more relaxing but more boring, it's a significantly safer menu when she's not around.Money buys happiness.
Another local spot is trying to hire me away, offering me a pretty nice raise, but I finally got myself locked into a great schedule here and I was looking forward to the summer season here. Not sure what I want to do.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 03:50:48 PM
I'd be going from 3A to 2A, but I'd get paid a little more...but we'll be working with a cupboard that is pretty dry ...except for arguably the best running back in the state, who is miles ahead of any weapon I'd have at my current school (or any other school with an OC opening that I'd be considered for).
I probably won't decide until mid-April.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 29, 2015, 03:53:19 PM
One of the guys I coach with is very close to getting a head coaching job at a nearby school. He wants me to come with him to be his offensive coordinator, which is a short term goal of mine and I wouldn't have to move (even though that is not a big issue for me).Make sure to only allow that great RB 10 or so carries a game. The other team will never see it coming.
I'd be going from 3A to 2A, but I'd get paid a little more...but we'll be working with a cupboard that is pretty dry ...except for arguably the best running back in the state, who is miles ahead of any weapon I'd have at my current school (or any other school with an OC opening that I'd be considered for).
I probably won't decide until mid-April.
/Schottenwheg
Post by: MBGreen on March 29, 2015, 04:16:49 PM
One of the guys I coach with is very close to getting a head coaching job at a nearby school. He wants me to come with him to be his offensive coordinator, which is a short term goal of mine and I wouldn't have to move (even though that is not a big issue for me).That's good the cupboard is empty...this will give you the chance to prove your mettle and build that offense from the ground up.
I'd be going from 3A to 2A, but I'd get paid a little more...but we'll be working with a cupboard that is pretty dry ...except for arguably the best running back in the state, who is miles ahead of any weapon I'd have at my current school (or any other school with an OC opening that I'd be considered for).
I probably won't decide until mid-April.
Sounds like a great opportunity for you.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 04:16:53 PM
Make sure to only allow that great RB 10 or so carries a game. The other team will never see it coming.
/Schottenwheg
The coach that just got fired from there went 4-8 and this kid ran for 1983 yards and 26 TDs as a freshman. You have a MaxPreps Freshman All-American...and you win 4 games?
If we install Wing-T, he'd get the ball close to 30 times a game as a fullback. If he can throw, he'll get the ball 20 times a game as a runner and 5-10 as a one-read passer.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 04:22:09 PM
That's good the cupboard is empty...this will give you the chance prove your mettle and build that offense from the ground up.
Sounds like a great opportunity for you.
If we can find three athletes to pair with this kid at running back, we will be near the top in rushing offense. QB, a slot back, and a receiver.
From what I've been told, their QB is graduating, but he wasn't very good anyway. Their passing stats are atrocious: 3 TDs and 10 INTs with less than 1,000 yards passing last year.
We've talked about seeing if this RB can play a little QB. If that works out, we'd be in business early.
Post by: MBGreen on March 29, 2015, 04:24:34 PM
If we can find three athletes to pair with this kid at running back, we will be near the top in rushing offense. QB, a slot back, and a receiver.Sounds like the current QB was Matt Cavanaugh'd
From what I've been told, their QB is graduating, but he wasn't very good anyway. Their passing stats are atrocious: 3 TDs and 10 INTs with less than 1,000 yards passing last year.
We've talked about seeing if this RB can play a little QB. If that works out, we'd be in business early.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 04:26:28 PM
My bad. I was wrong about their passing stats. They threw 4 TDs and 10 INTs with ...wait for it: 238 total passing yards in 12 games.
A whopping 19.8 yards passing per game.
Sounds like the current QB was Matt Cavanaugh'd
It sounds like their HC was a dimwit.
Post by: MBGreen on March 29, 2015, 04:30:23 PM
LOLHorrible
My bad. I was wrong about their passing stats. They threw 4 TDs and 10 INTs with ...wait for it: 238 total passing yards in 12 games.
A whopping 19.8 yards passing per game.
It sounds like their HC was a dimwit.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 29, 2015, 08:24:20 PM
Boss just got on a finalist list for a big national award, the press has made work stupidly busy recently. She's getting busier and busier, not spending as much time in our kitchen, which is both more relaxing but more boring, it's a significantly safer menu when she's not around.
Another local spot is trying to hire me away, offering me a pretty nice raise, but I finally got myself locked into a great schedule here and I was looking forward to the summer season here. Not sure what I want to do.
Which place has hotter waitresses?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 29, 2015, 08:29:17 PM
One of the guys I coach with is very close to getting a head coaching job at a nearby school. He wants me to come with him to be his offensive coordinator, which is a short term goal of mine and I wouldn't have to move (even though that is not a big issue for me).Sounds like a no-brainer TBH. Tough to pass on a promotion like that unless it's a shitty work environment or there are other extenuating circumstances.
I'd be going from 3A to 2A, but I'd get paid a little more...but we'll be working with a cupboard that is pretty dry ...except for arguably the best running back in the state, who is miles ahead of any weapon I'd have at my current school (or any other school with an OC opening that I'd be considered for).
I probably won't decide until mid-April.
What's 3a to 2a? School size or division?
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 08:40:08 PM
Sounds like a no-brainer TBH. Tough to pass on a promotion like that unless it's a shitty work environment or there are other extenuating circumstances.
I'm in a shitty work environment now, honestly. There have been major changes both years that I've been a part of this program. We'll be on our third defensive coordinator in three years this upcoming season. This guy really is a pain in the derriere to work for, but we've been successful...
It'll be about a 30 mile commute to the other school. It's one of the poorest schools in the state. The town is really small. Our staff will be very small and we might have to coach both sides of the ball. The opportunity is a great one, because that program is a potential gold mine and we're set up to run the offense that we know.
It sounds like he'll get the job, but that district dicked around last year and ended up firing and re-hiring the guy that was let go this past week. I don't want to get my hopes up.
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What's 3a to 2a? School size or division?
It's the size of the school.
My current school will never be able to win a championship playing in 3A. There's another high school here that is 4A and that's where most of the strong talent goes. They get kids from two middle schools and we get one. 1A and 2A are consistently wide open because everyone is on the same level for the most part.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 29, 2015, 08:54:32 PM
I'm in a shitty work environment now, honestly. There have been major changes both years that I've been a part of this program. We'll be on our third defensive coordinator in three years this upcoming season. This guy really is a pain in the derriere to work for, but we've been successful...
It'll be about a 30 mile commute to the other school. It's one of the poorest schools in the state. The town is really small. Our staff will be very small and we might have to coach both sides of the ball. The opportunity is a great one, because that program is a potential gold mine and we're set up to run the offense that we know.
It sounds like he'll get the job, but that district dicked around last year and ended up firing and re-hiring the guy that was let go this past week. I don't want to get my hopes up.
Good luck to you man. I think the opportunity is what's important here, the other details will work themselves out.
Post by: Johnny English on March 29, 2015, 08:57:11 PM
Good luck to you man. I think the opportunity is what's important here, the other details will work themselves out.
Also, he has to consider a) the hotness of the faculty at the new place, and b) whether there are any remaining hot staff at his existing school that he hasn't already fucked or been turned down by.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 09:00:45 PM
Also, he has to consider a) the hotness of the faculty at the new place, and b) whether there are any remaining hot staff at his existing school that he hasn't already fucked or been turned down by.
I believe the majority of the faculty at the new place is old, fat, or black.
My school now has four attractive female teachers. Three of them are married and I made an attempt with the fourth, but she is a religious fanatic. One the media specialists last year was easily a 9 and our former DC fucked her and she quit like a month later because he wouldn't date her. Will try to find pics.
Post by: IATA on March 29, 2015, 09:15:47 PM
I believe the majority of the faculty at the new place is old, fat, or black.
My school now has four attractive female teachers. Three of them are married and I made an attempt with the fourth, but she is a religious fanatic. One the media specialists last year was easily a 9 and our former DC fucked her and she quit like a month later because he wouldn't date her. Will try to find pics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xj_SgYpVCg
Post by: bojanglesman on March 29, 2015, 09:20:40 PM
I believe the majority of the faculty at the new place is old, fat, or black.JFIF turned down the 9.
My school now has four attractive female teachers. Three of them are married and I made an attempt with the fourth, but she is a religious fanatic. One the media specialists last year was easily a 9 and our former DC fucked her and she quit like a month later because he wouldn't date her. Will try to find pics.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 29, 2015, 11:22:20 PM
Also sounds like you're in the inner city area, I can't imagine one job is that much better all things equal, go for it.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 29, 2015, 11:40:20 PM
Take the job, sometimes task masters are better to learn from. It's a step up and in the coaching business you dont know how many times you will be asked to step up. If you feel you're not ready that's one thing, but I didn't get that vibe from you.
The pieces need to fall into place first. He is the frontrunner for the job right now, but things can change.
I was talking with a good coaching buddy today about the opportunity. He mentioned that if we do well there, that the HC will probably try to move on again and I could potentially slide in and take that program in the next few years.
The thing is, I don't want to stay in this area for much longer. There are three schools in Charleston that I would like to go back to eventually. Two of them are 2A programs, so if things go smoothly, I will gladly make a lateral move to be an OC in a nicer area.
My current boss keeps trying to get me to apply for graduate assistantships at a few of the state colleges, but I've heard horror stories about doing that. The pay is excrement and the hours are even worse. That is probably Plan C at the moment.
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Also sounds like you're in the inner city area, I can't imagine one job is that much better all things equal, go for it.
I am not in the inner city. I'm about 45 minutes away from anything that could be considered a city.
Where I live right now was once a mill town, but all three of them are closed. The major employers here are Walmart and Fujifilm. It's very blue-collar around here, but also a lot of unemployment and poverty.
If I take the other job, I wouldn't move. The other place is a one stoplight town, but I'm willing to bet that place supports the hell out of their high school athletic programs (unlike where I am now).
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 10:10:19 AM
Staring at my phone like a fat kid looking at a cupcake.
Post by: MBGreen on March 30, 2015, 10:11:11 AM
Heard through the grapevine about the first job I interviewed for. They're hiring 62 people for the position, they've hired 15 internally and they're going to fill the remaining 47 from the outside.
Staring at my phone like a fat kid looking at a cupcake.
47 people?
YOU BETTER GET THIS.
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 10:13:07 AM
47 people?
YOU BETTER GET THIS.
With the other job I interviewed for, the one I prefer, I heard there were internal complaints about the quality of the candidates, specifically regarding a lack of college degrees.
Post by: MBGreen on March 30, 2015, 10:14:22 AM
With the other job I interviewed for, the one I prefer, I heard there were internal complaints about the quality of the candidates, specifically regarding a lack of college degrees.
Where are you getting your info? Manish?
Post by: Tommy on March 30, 2015, 10:19:04 AM
Heard through the grapevine about the first job I interviewed for. They're hiring 62 people for the position, they've hired 15 internally and they're going to fill the remaining 47 from the outside.
Staring at my phone like a fat kid looking at a cupcake.
62 people? That's a large headcount. Is this a new department or something?
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2015, 10:20:03 AM
62 people? That's a large headcount. Is this a new department or something?
For that job they're hiring for several offices across the five boroughs and LI.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 30, 2015, 10:23:22 AM
62 people? That's a large headcount. Is this a new department or something?
The job is taking over JFIF's sloppy seconds. I'm not sure 62 people is going to be enough.
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2015, 09:22:16 AM
Here's the kicker: start date is Monday.
The HR guy who called me is aware that I put in for another job, and he said if I'm selected for that one as well, they'll call me and I can accept or decline. So it's great that they're aware I might leapfrog from this position to that one.
All in all this is great, it's an immediate 25% bump in pay and puts me on a career track.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2015, 09:23:51 AM
Got the call less than an hour ago, they offered me the first job and I accepted.
Here's the kicker: start date is Monday.
The HR guy who called me is aware that I put in for another job, and he said if I'm selected for that one as well, they'll call me and I can accept or decline. So it's great that they're aware I might leapfrog from this position to that one.
All in all this is great, it's an immediate 25% bump in pay and puts me on a career track.
Congrats man!
Moar cash for baby Tebow jerseys.
Post by: Johnny English on April 03, 2015, 09:24:04 AM
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2015, 09:26:56 AM
Awesome, well done. Don't you have to work a notice period with your current job though?
lol
I told my boss and she laughed, she's done with this company so she just wants to see them scramble.
Consider it an 8 hour notice.
Post by: guinness77 on April 03, 2015, 09:28:17 AM
Post by: IATA on April 03, 2015, 09:36:39 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 03, 2015, 09:42:26 AM
Got the call less than an hour ago, they offered me the first job and I accepted.
Here's the kicker: start date is Monday.
The HR guy who called me is aware that I put in for another job, and he said if I'm selected for that one as well, they'll call me and I can accept or decline. So it's great that they're aware I might leapfrog from this position to that one.
All in all this is great, it's an immediate 25% bump in pay and puts me on a career track.
Congrats bro now drinks are on you when I am up at the end of April.
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2015, 09:52:20 AM
Congrats bro now drinks are on you when I am up at the end of April.
I'll buy all the hard cider you can handle.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 03, 2015, 09:53:54 AM
I'll buy all the hard cider you can handle.
2 drinks is very generous of you.
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2015, 09:55:37 AM
2 drinks is very generous of you.
Well I do owe you, time to cash in on that.
Post by: Tommy on April 03, 2015, 09:57:24 AM
Post by: Pope on April 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AM
Post by: Pope on April 03, 2015, 10:07:06 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 03, 2015, 10:07:40 AM
Well I do owe you, time to cash in on that.
Hahah I am messing with you. You don't owe me anything, it's my pleasure to take you guys out, I have a blast.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 03, 2015, 10:25:04 AM
Got the call less than an hour ago, they offered me the first job and I accepted.
Here's the kicker: start date is Monday.
The HR guy who called me is aware that I put in for another job, and he said if I'm selected for that one as well, they'll call me and I can accept or decline. So it's great that they're aware I might leapfrog from this position to that one.
All in all this is great, it's an immediate 25% bump in pay and puts me on a career track.
That's fantastic, and excellent timing with the baby bills.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 03, 2015, 10:26:16 AM
Awesome, well done. Don't you have to work a notice period with your current job though?
Nope. New York is at-will employment. They wouldn't have to give him notice, and neither does he. It's usually two weeks out of courtesy, but it isn't required.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 05, 2015, 10:41:01 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 05, 2015, 11:19:45 AM
So the specific job they are training me for is one of the few that can get an ensign arrested and jailed for freaking up. Yay!Blowing a Captain?
Post by: IATA on April 05, 2015, 11:34:41 AM
Post by: klaximilian on April 05, 2015, 12:27:09 PM
Got the call less than an hour ago, they offered me the first job and I accepted.
Here's the kicker: start date is Monday.
The HR guy who called me is aware that I put in for another job, and he said if I'm selected for that one as well, they'll call me and I can accept or decline. So it's great that they're aware I might leapfrog from this position to that one.
All in all this is great, it's an immediate 25% bump in pay and puts me on a career track.
Congrats man, that's awesome news! A 25% increase should just about cover the cost of diapers.
Post by: Tommy on April 05, 2015, 12:35:29 PM
Blowing a Captain?
lolololol
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 05, 2015, 12:54:31 PM
Blowing a Captain?
There is nothing...NOTHING...that could have topped this.
Post by: CatoTheElder on April 05, 2015, 03:13:02 PM
Blowing a Captain?
Bravo. freaking amazing.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 07, 2015, 11:14:52 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 07, 2015, 11:16:07 AM
It's amazing how hard I work at being as lazy as possible
/govt
Post by: guinness77 on April 07, 2015, 11:18:21 AM
/gubmentFixed
Post by: MBGreen on April 07, 2015, 11:19:52 AM
Fixed
I was too lazy to fully qualify it.
Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 11:29:35 AM
It's amazing how hard I work at being as lazy as possible
I just spent most of the morning updating my calendar and followup-lists to maximize my coasting for the afternoon.
Post by: guinness77 on April 07, 2015, 01:50:11 PM
I was too lazy to fully qualify it.Ah...union AND government. Niiiiice
Post by: guinness77 on April 07, 2015, 01:50:47 PM
I just spent most of the morning updating my calendar and followup-lists to maximize my coasting for the afternoon.You're not hunting next year's lamb yet?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 07, 2015, 01:51:31 PM
You're not hunting next year's lamb yet?
How much hunting does it take to catch a baby lamb? They probably
Post by: guinness77 on April 07, 2015, 01:59:27 PM
Oh. I figured they caught it last year and kept it in a small enough box where the poor thing couldn't move a muscle.
How much hunting does it take to catch a baby lamb? They probablystole itpaid a fair price negotiated from common self interest for it from the petting zoo.
Post by: Tommy on April 07, 2015, 02:17:05 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 07, 2015, 02:18:27 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on April 10, 2015, 04:33:20 PM
And it got turned into I think every woman I work with is ugly. I literally became the biggest jerkoff at my job in the matter of a day.
Needless to say I've had had hell to pay since then.
Post by: Jumbo on April 10, 2015, 04:33:55 PM
I made a joke at my job how I work with a bunch of old ladies (essentially).
And it got turned into I think every woman I work with is ugly. I literally became the biggest jerkoff at my job in the matter of a day.
Needless to say I've had had hell to pay since then.
/dcmmode
Post by: Tommy on April 10, 2015, 04:38:27 PM
I made a joke at my job how I work with a bunch of old ladies (essentially).
And it got turned into I think every woman I work with is ugly. I literally became the biggest jerkoff at my job in the matter of a day.
Needless to say I've had had hell to pay since then.
Why did you think that insulting your female coworkers in the workplace was a good idea?
Post by: dcm1602 on April 10, 2015, 04:40:01 PM
Why did you think that insulting your female coworkers in the workplace was a good idea?It was a stupid joke, that turned into something completely else..
There's no way I'm the first man to ever make a dumb joke before.
Needless to say I don't have much a filter/think things through in real life any better than I do on here
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2015, 04:48:55 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 10, 2015, 04:51:37 PM
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2015, 04:54:00 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on April 10, 2015, 04:54:15 PM
What exactly did you say?I think one of the surgeons was asking if I thought one of the anesthesiologist was hot or something along that line.
And I knew if I said yes it would be something that I would get teased about in the future.
So my response was something like
"compared to a few of the nurses here" or "compared to the nurses here" something like that.
And that it was it, game over.
And of course my coworkers are literally like 95% women
Post by: Tommy on April 10, 2015, 04:55:08 PM
I think one of the surgeons was asking if I thought one of the anesthesiologist was hot or something along that line.
And I knew if I said yes it would be something that I would get teased about in the future.
So my response was something like
"compared to a few of the nurses here" or "compared to the nurses here" something like that.
And that it was it, game over.
And of course my coworkers are literally like 95% women
You're an idiot.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 10, 2015, 04:58:18 PM
You're an idiot.I can't really argue that right now.
But was it really that bad?
Post by: Heismanberg on April 10, 2015, 04:59:32 PM
I can't really argue that right now.
But was it really that bad?
never, ever insult a woman's age or appearance
Post by: Tommy on April 10, 2015, 04:59:43 PM
I can't really argue that right now.
But was it really that bad?
Of course it was. Women can't take a joke like men can, unless you're really close to them, and even then they still won't like it.
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2015, 05:02:29 PM
I think one of the surgeons was asking if I thought one of the anesthesiologist was hot or something along that line.
And I knew if I said yes it would be something that I would get teased about in the future.
So my response was something like
"compared to a few of the nurses here" or "compared to the nurses here" something like that.
And that it was it, game over.
And of course my coworkers are literally like 95% women
(http://i.imgur.com/pv6j9vr.gif)
Post by: dcm1602 on April 10, 2015, 05:12:48 PM
never, ever insult a woman's age or appearanceexcrement after this week I'm considering going to work on Monday and saying the reason I think all the women are ugly is because I'm gay.
Scorn of a woman
Post by: Miamipuck on April 10, 2015, 07:08:57 PM
Post by: Badger on April 10, 2015, 07:21:37 PM
excrement after this week I'm considering going to work on Monday and saying the reason I think all the women are ugly is because I'm gay.
Scorn of a woman
Since you apparently need to be told the obvious, any such attempt would just make things worse.
Post by: Badger on April 13, 2015, 08:39:59 PM
On Saturday morning, I got an automated email from the agency that hired me. It didn't seem to say a whole lot, just listing the job title, pay grade, general details, until I got to this section:
"This is a record of your application for the position shown below. You have passed the Competency Assessment Interview Process (CAIP). Your name was referred to the selecting official(s) but you were not selected for the position at this time. However, if additional hires become available for this position, under this vacancy announcement, your application will remain active for referral."
Now, this is a job I started on 4/6, and now an email on 4/11 is telling me I wasn't selected for it? Obviously I started having flashbacks to the last job offer nightmare I had.
I forwarded it to someone I know who works there, he said it can't be right, he passed it along to someone else in the know, they say the same thing, that it must be a mistake.
I checked my online application profile, it still said selected. But I was pretty paranoid until I came back in today to start classroom training and everything was normal, my name was still on all the lists. And a bunch of other people got the same email, so it must have been someone's freak-up. But it was not freaking appreciated.
Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2015, 08:42:09 PM
Post by: IATA on April 13, 2015, 08:58:10 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2015, 09:20:39 PM
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2015, 06:02:51 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2015, 07:51:30 AM
Also, there's a guy in my class who's a perfect combination of Herm Edwards and Gus Fring.
Tell him to stay out of your territory.
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2015, 07:54:43 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 14, 2015, 08:32:56 AM
Closed my first deal at the new job yesterday. Felt real good. Things are looking good here.
Oh, you're freaking the boss's daughter too?
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2015, 08:35:58 AM
Oh, you're freaking the boss's daughter too?
Ha, she's 12, so I'm going to hold off for a few years.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2015, 08:37:23 AM
Ha, she's 12, so I'm going to hold off for a few years.
In 2 years you will be able to have what you're missing in Hong Kong.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 14, 2015, 08:44:29 AM
Ha, she's 12, so I'm going to hold off for a few weeks.
fyp.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 14, 2015, 08:50:13 AM
Ha, she's 12, so I'm going to hold off for a few years.
Oh, so you inquired already.
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2015, 08:50:36 AM
In 2 years you will be able to have what you're missing in Hong Kong.
In Asia, who can tell?
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2015, 08:51:23 AM
fyp.
Oh, so you inquired already.
I just found out how to multiquote on tapatalk.
Ha. Dicks.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 14, 2015, 09:24:26 AM
In Asia, who can tell?
Thank God you don't feel brazen enough to silence them here too.
Post by: Heismanberg on April 18, 2015, 07:47:20 PM
SQUAD
We racked up today. Top LB, Top DB, and DB runner up in the state's Top 100 showcase.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 18, 2015, 07:53:13 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 18, 2015, 08:06:50 PM
(http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bill-and-ted-whysoblu-1-1024x689.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 21, 2015, 01:39:39 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 21, 2015, 02:07:35 PM
Got a packet from the DOT asking which regions I would be willing to work in for a job with equal pay and better benefits yesterday.
I hope this moves along fairly quickly.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 21, 2015, 02:11:52 PM
Got passed over for a promotion despite having only ever received positive feedback on reviews last month.
Got a packet from the DOT asking which regions I would be willing to work in for a job with equal pay and better benefits yesterday.
I hope this moves along fairly quickly.
Are you federal or state?
Post by: Tommy on April 21, 2015, 02:22:41 PM
Half hour into a 2 hour meeting and I'm falling asleep so hard
I fuckn hate meetings so much. My client meetings that I host never last more than 20minutes if I can help it.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 21, 2015, 03:11:19 PM
Are you federal or state?
The hopeful new job would be state DOT.
Post by: Pope on April 21, 2015, 06:00:55 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2015, 09:39:10 PM
I got a promotion at work. Salary talk hasn't come up yet and I'm supposed to take over the position Monday. Will see what happens.Congrats mang
Post by: Badger on April 21, 2015, 10:05:19 PM
The hopeful new job would be state DOT.
I got a promotion at work. Salary talk hasn't come up yet and I'm supposed to take over the position Monday. Will see what happens.
We're going to Rick's!
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2015, 09:20:40 AM
I got a promotion at work. Salary talk hasn't come up yet and I'm supposed to take over the position Monday. Will see what happens.
Make sure you stay on top of that excrement because they will freak you in the derriere given the opportunity.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 09:23:02 AM
Make sure you stay on top of that excrement because they will freak you in the derriere given the opportunity.
I'm with SFD on this one.
IT people are looked at as an expense managers don't want to invest in, until something goes wrong. I've gone through it, i'm sure Pope has too being he's in the same line of work.
Make sure those assholes don't stiff you, Pope.
Post by: Pope on April 22, 2015, 09:24:24 AM
I'll wait it out for now.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 09:26:35 AM
I'm in a unique situation.. work for a small company ( <10 people) that is expanding rapidly but cash flow is lacking. We are spending a ton on hardware/software and client on boarding but it is going to be a few months until the money trickles back our way. Until then salary raises and bonuses are on hold because finances are tight.
I'll wait it out for now.
Good luck.
Post by: Pope on April 22, 2015, 09:35:40 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 09:45:07 AM
Worst case scenario I'll take the added titles and experience and walk out the door. Best case is I become a company partner or VP if we take off.
I'm in this position currently at my own job. I've hit a glass ceiling salary-wise, and my managers refuse to bump me up to the next classification....even though they're fucked if i ever leave my dept. There are 3 dbas in my dept, 1 is 70 years old and the other is pushing 50....i'm the youngest at 37. The other 2 also have a language barrier which hinders them when speaking with user/clients. I'm heavily relied upon.
I've decided to quietly look for other jobs and sharpen my skillset in the meantime. Perhaps the threat of leaving may change their minds. I don't like playing that card, as i believe your production/worth should dictate whether you move up....but this is gov't, and sometimes that excrement doesn't apply here.
Post by: Pope on April 22, 2015, 10:00:44 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 10:07:15 AM
I've had that same problem a couple times now. When I've asked for a salary bump for my efforts at a few places the management team scoffed at it and said there's no way they can afford it. As soon as I put in my two weeks they countered with a bunch more money that I asked for in the first place. Told them to freak off.
I told my boss the same thing, more or less. I went into his office with a list of accomplishments and proved that they've tripled my workload since the previous 2 DBAs quit (there used to be 5 of us). He didn't even look at my document, and basically said i'd have to hold a gun to his head (his actual words, meaning, i'd have to find another job) before he would investigate a position reclass for me.
I couldn't believe it.
I said that if you're going to force my hand and put me through the motions of looking for another job, I can't promise you I'm not going to follow through and take it.
Nice way to reward hard working employees, eh?
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 22, 2015, 10:26:01 AM
I told my boss the same thing, more or less. I went into his office with a list of accomplishments and proved that they've tripled my workload since the previous 2 DBAs quit (there used to be 5 of us). He didn't even look at my document, and basically said i'd have to hold a gun to his head (his actual words, meaning, i'd have to find another job) before he would investigate a position reclass for me.
I couldn't believe it.
I said that if you're going to force my hand and put me through the motions of looking for another job, I can't promise you I'm not going to follow through and take it.
Nice way to reward hard working employees, eh?
That seems to be the norm everywhere now. I imagine its effective because I'm sure a lot of people do the initial bitching without actually following through on looking for a new job.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 10:31:50 AM
That seems to be the norm everywhere now. I imagine its effective because I'm sure a lot of people do the initial bitching without actually following through on looking for a new job.
Plot twist: I got called for an interview yesterday morning. Scheduled for next wed.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2015, 10:34:24 AM
I've had that same problem a couple times now. When I've asked for a salary bump for my efforts at a few places the management team scoffed at it and said there's no way they can afford it. As soon as I put in my two weeks they countered with a bunch more money that I asked for in the first place. Told them to freak off.
All that rooster you sucked finally worked, good luck on your promotion.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 22, 2015, 10:37:21 AM
Plot twist: I got called for an interview yesterday morning. Scheduled for next wed.
Nice! I hope they offer enough that you can tell your current boss to freak himself.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2015, 10:40:37 AM
Nice! I hope they offer enough that you can tell your current boss to freak himself.
We'll see what happens. I like my job, i just want fair compensation.
Post by: Pope on April 22, 2015, 11:04:23 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2015, 11:18:06 AM
The dilemma is that her current job is permanent, meaning that she would have to do something awful to lose her job. The new job would still be with the state (same benefits), but is a grant-based job, and it's a 4 year grant. After that 4 years, she's probably be able to stay on in a different capacity, even if it were at her old salary. But, there is always the risk that after the grant is finished, she would be out of a job. That's a tough call with 2 young kids. We both need to work.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2015, 11:24:47 AM
My wife is on the short list for a promotion that would possibly a 50% pay raise. She works for the state, which means excrement pay, great benefits. I'm the opposite- great pay, excrement benefits. We mesh well together.
The dilemma is that her current job is permanent, meaning that she would have to do something awful to lose her job. The new job would still be with the state (same benefits), but is a grant-based job, and it's a 4 year grant. After that 4 years, she's probably be able to stay on in a different capacity, even if it were at her old salary. But, there is always the risk that after the grant is finished, she would be out of a job. That's a tough call with 2 young kids. We both need to work.
Take the more money option. Grant money is easy money.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2015, 12:01:33 PM
My wife is on the short list for a promotion that would possibly a 50% pay raise. She works for the state, which means excrement pay, great benefits. I'm the opposite- great pay, excrement benefits. We mesh well together.
The dilemma is that her current job is permanent, meaning that she would have to do something awful to lose her job. The new job would still be with the state (same benefits), but is a grant-based job, and it's a 4 year grant. After that 4 years, she's probably be able to stay on in a different capacity, even if it were at her old salary. But, there is always the risk that after the grant is finished, she would be out of a job. That's a tough call with 2 young kids. We both need to work.
You still have 4 years to work on the next job, which might not be as hard to get after she has said promotion/job title.
Post by: Koz on April 22, 2015, 12:03:15 PM
I'm in this position currently at my own job. I've hit a glass ceiling salary-wise, and my managers refuse to bump me up to the next classification....even though they're fucked if i ever leave my dept. There are 3 dbas in my dept, 1 is 70 years old and the other is pushing 50....i'm the youngest at 37. The other 2 also have a language barrier which hinders them when speaking with user/clients. I'm heavily relied upon.
I've decided to quietly look for other jobs and sharpen my skillset in the meantime. Perhaps the threat of leaving may change their minds. I don't like playing that card, as i believe your production/worth should dictate whether you move up....but this is gov't, and sometimes that excrement doesn't apply here.
The fact that you are a closet homosexual also helps for diversity purposes.
Post by: Tommy on April 22, 2015, 12:06:00 PM
My wife is on the short list for a promotion that would possibly a 50% pay raise. She works for the state, which means excrement pay, great benefits. I'm the opposite- great pay, excrement benefits. We mesh well together.
The dilemma is that her current job is permanent, meaning that she would have to do something awful to lose her job. The new job would still be with the state (same benefits), but is a grant-based job, and it's a 4 year grant. After that 4 years, she's probably be able to stay on in a different capacity, even if it were at her old salary. But, there is always the risk that after the grant is finished, she would be out of a job. That's a tough call with 2 young kids. We both need to work.
If I had a family I think I'd probably take security over potential for more money.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2015, 12:06:16 PM
I'm in a unique situation.. work for a small company ( <10 people) that is expanding rapidly but cash flow is lacking. We are spending a ton on hardware/software and client on boarding but it is going to be a few months until the money trickles back our way. Until then salary raises and bonuses are on hold because finances are tight.
I'll wait it out for now.
Get it in writing if possible. I know you don't have a ton of leeway and aren't going to make a commotion that jeopardizes your promotion, but it gives you something to hold them accountable for or negotiate against when raise time comes around.
I once accepted a promotion without seeing the terms on paper, just being told that it was better pay and more benefits (obviously). I was taking the promotion for the same reason as you, experience/job title/resume, and figured I would be happy with whatever extra money and benefits came with the position. I wasn't.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2015, 12:07:00 PM
If I had a family I think I'd probably take security over potential for more money.
It's 4 years, that's a ridiculous amount of security.
Post by: Tommy on April 22, 2015, 12:07:23 PM
It's 4 years, that's a ridiculous amount of security.
Is the four years guaranteed?
Post by: Jetaho on April 22, 2015, 12:21:39 PM
To me, the long term prospects for grant renewal are the primary consideration. If the grant is for a one time, 4 year plan like urban revitalization in a specific area, she might opt for the security of her current job as once the outcome is reached, the grant will dry up. If it looks like there is a good chance the grant will be renewed as part of a semi-permanent program (like a drug prevention program in schools), I would tell her to go for it. Regardless, if she is a valued employee, there will always be other opportunities in the public sector for her.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 22, 2015, 12:27:25 PM
Is the four years guaranteed?
Jetaho pretty much covered it but yeah Grants (gov't money) is about the safest most guaranteed you can get.
Post by: Tommy on April 22, 2015, 02:18:39 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2015, 02:33:29 PM
The fact that you are a closet homosexual also helps for diversity purposes.
I'll get her to make that note.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2015, 02:35:33 PM
Is the four years guaranteed?
Yes. I agree, I'd rather have the security, but at least with this, she could start stirring the pot a year out to see if she would have a job when the grant runs out. If not, she could start looking for another job way before the grant runs out.
We've got a good safety net saved up, but I don't want to be in that position unless I have to be.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2015, 02:38:52 PM
If it's government, the 4 years is pretty much guaranteed.
To me, the long term prospects for grant renewal are the primary consideration. If the grant is for a one time, 4 year plan like urban revitalization in a specific area, she might opt for the security of her current job as once the outcome is reached, the grant will dry up. If it looks like there is a good chance the grant will be renewed as part of a semi-permanent program (like a drug prevention program in schools), I would tell her to go for it. Regardless, if she is a valued employee, there will always be other opportunities in the public sector for her.
It's a federal grant, so you are right, it's guaranteed. I'm pretty sure it's not one that would likely be renewed after 4 years, but she is a valued worker, so I'm sure they would try like hell to keep on in some capacity. You never know though, it is government. Even if the pay drops back to what it was before the grant, the benefits are of utmost importance.
The other good thing is that if she stays within the state system after the grant runs out and takes another job, they can't pay her less than she was most recently making.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 22, 2015, 02:42:14 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2015, 02:44:13 PM
That raise will make your security blanket even bigger and she will probably have little to no gap in employment. Four years of extra contribution to the retirement fund at a young age is nothing to scoff at either.
True. That's the way I thought about it. We've both been at the same, stable jobs for over 10 years, it's a little scary to venture out of that comfort zone.
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2015, 06:01:42 PM
That seems to be the norm everywhere now. I imagine its effective because I'm sure a lot of people do the initial bitching without actually following through on looking for a new job.
Two jobs ago I was transferred from one department to another, and it was a much more stressful position to be in. When my boss told me about the transfer, I asked about more money, and he said it wasn't possible. Then a month later when I gave my notice he was all surprised.
I think a lot of companies are taking these liberties since people are in dept up to their eyeballs with student loans, mortgage, CC, etc. They can't afford to play hardball and walk out the door if unhappy.
I miss being able to do this, back when I had far fewer responsibilities.
But now I have a job I should be able to keep for the rest of my career so hopefully I don't want to do that.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 22, 2015, 07:48:34 PM
I have no idea what the purpose of them doing this is, but it basically makes OT become even more lucrative
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2015, 07:57:53 PM
at least up to 4 hours
wat
Post by: dcm1602 on April 22, 2015, 08:01:09 PM
watYes I worded that oddly.
But for a reason (though probably more oddly than needed)
It's up to 4 hours of call pay.
With at least 4 hours of mandatory overtime.
So after 4 hours you just get time and a half and not call.
Again. This system makes zero sense to anyone and seems to serve no purpose other than to make the staff wealthier
Post by: Tommy on April 22, 2015, 08:54:25 PM
Apparently my job (for some reason) Instituted new "overtime call" which basically means if you sign up for it, you have to do overtime if they need you (basically you're mandated to do overtime for at least up to 4 hours) But now since it's call you also get an extra 15$/hr in addition to time and a half.
I have no idea what the purpose of them doing this is, but it basically makes OT become even more lucrative
This means you'll be paid time and a half for insulting your female employees. Not bad.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 22, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
This means you'll be paid time and a half for insulting your female employees. Not bad.
This means you'll be paid time and a half for insulting your female employees. Not bad.
This means you'll be paid time and a half for insulting your female employees. Not bad.
I just want to see that a few more times.
This means you'll be paid time and a half for insulting your female employees. Not bad.
Ok done. Gold.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 23, 2015, 07:05:01 AM
Yes I worded that oddly.
But for a reason (though probably more oddly than needed)
It's up to 4 hours of call pay.
With at least 4 hours of mandatory overtime.
So after 4 hours you just get time and a half and not call.
Again. This system makes zero sense to anyone and seems to serve no purpose other than to make the staff wealthier
Isn't the purpose that you sign up because of the extra money and then they can tell you they need to work extra at the drop of a hat? Companies don't just give employees extra money for fun.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2015, 08:38:38 AM
Isn't the purpose that you sign up because of the extra money and then they can tell you they need to work extra at the drop of a hat? Companies don't just give employees extra money for fun.
It is but it's stupid. Getting one person to stay for overtime is easy. The issue is on crazy days they need like 8 people to stay and this overtime call does nothing to help that (since it's only scheduled people who get the extra 15/hr.
So you end up basically paying someone 15/hr extra for literally no reason
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 23, 2015, 08:58:14 AM
It is but it's stupid. Getting one person to stay for overtime is easy. The issue is on crazy days they need like 8 people to stay and this overtime call does nothing to help that (since it's only scheduled people who get the extra 15/hr.
So you end up basically paying someone 15/hr extra for literally no reason
So take the money and shut your trap
Post by: Miamipuck on April 23, 2015, 10:02:39 AM
So take the money and shut your trap
I was thinking the same thing.
Gee we will pay you an extra fifteen an hour......
Reaction: Complain
Post by: Tommy on April 23, 2015, 12:21:01 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2015, 12:32:15 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 23, 2015, 12:34:59 PM
To be fair I didn't really complain. I just pointed out how retarded it is, and how it literally makes no sense
I just hope you didn't say any of that to your coworkers.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 23, 2015, 12:36:03 PM
I just hope you didn't say any of that to your coworkers.They're actually all complaining about it
I'm trying to buy a house so I'm just taking the money and running.
Post by: Tommy on April 23, 2015, 12:46:22 PM
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2015, 11:47:08 PM
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2015, 10:38:42 AM
Post by: dcm1602 on April 26, 2015, 10:55:20 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/26/17c6e391e7d221b9317f772ba2f29ffe.jpg)I've tried that before, never works so well
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 11:49:52 AM
Lasted about an hour, thought it went well. They mentioned the salary range at the end of the interview, and i'm already at the top end of it with my current salary. Sounds like a better place to work than where i'm currently at....but if i get the job offer, I'll probably have to take a minor paycut. In the bigger picture, there's more opportunity to move around (their IT dept is 200 people strong, ours is about 1/3 of that).
They told me they would get back to me with a yes or no in roughly 3 weeks. At least that gives me plenty of time to weigh the pros and cons.
Post by: Tommy on April 29, 2015, 11:52:09 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 11:55:41 AM
Did you ask them what they thought of you before you left the room?
I asked them a few questions regarding dept size, professional development, the % of work in regards to App Development vs App Support..etc etc.
But no, i didn't ask them what they thought of me before i left the room.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 29, 2015, 11:59:33 AM
I asked them a few questions regarding dept size, professional development, the % of work in regards to App Development vs App Support..etc etc.
But no, i didn't ask them what they thought of me before i left the room.
(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/Ketchup-Rock-Bottom.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on April 29, 2015, 12:19:08 PM
I asked them a few questions regarding dept size, professional development, the % of work in regards to App Development vs App Support..etc etc.
But no, i didn't ask them what they thought of me before i left the room.
Piece of advice that someone gave me years ago that has worked wonders: always ask what they think before the interview ends. It's always my last question. You're basically just getting them to convince themselves right there that they like you.
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 01:36:41 PM
Piece of advice that someone gave me years ago that has worked wonders: always ask what they think before the interview ends. It's always my last question. You're basically just getting them to convince themselves right there that they like you.
Interesting. I never thought to do that.
I'll implement this on my next one.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 29, 2015, 03:41:13 PM
Interesting. I never thought to do that.
I'll implement this on my next one.
I'm pretty sure he gave you that advice the first time you asked about interviewing.
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2015, 03:49:52 PM
I'm pretty sure he gave you that advice the first time you asked about interviewing.
That advice is on every page of this thread.
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 03:58:34 PM
I'm pretty sure he gave you that advice the first time you asked about interviewing.Im pretty sure i forgot
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 03:58:49 PM
That advice is on every page of this thread.It's not
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2015, 04:34:51 PM
It's not
Klax posted it every time, but his posts are gone now.
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 04:35:19 PM
Klax posted it every time, but his posts are gone now.Who's klax?
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 29, 2015, 08:54:35 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 29, 2015, 08:55:48 PM
How do you actually ask that question without it being awkward? I'm sitting here thinking about how to pull it off and I feel like I would come off weird.
I think Tommy goes into job interviews half cut.
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2015, 08:58:31 PM
How do you actually ask that question without it being awkward? I'm sitting here thinking about how to pull it off and I feel like I would come off weird.
I've worked in a version of it a couple times but if it doesn't feel natural in that particular interview I won't do it.
Post by: Tommy on April 29, 2015, 09:09:59 PM
How do you actually ask that question without it being awkward? I'm sitting here thinking about how to pull it off and I feel like I would come off weird.
If you just treat it like any other question then it won't come off awkward. Confidence is key here. "I guess my last question is what do you think of me? Based on my experience and background."
It'll catch them off guard, but that's good. You're there to leave an impression, and it isn't awkward at all.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 29, 2015, 09:17:39 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 29, 2015, 09:26:08 PM
Tommy at end of job interview: "So what do you guys think of me? Gat damn awesome, right? Let's go to Rick's!"
Haha. My last interview for this current job wasn't actually too far off. My CEO is English and probably more of a degenerate than me.
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2015, 09:27:51 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 29, 2015, 10:06:31 PM
How do you actually ask that question without it being awkward? I'm sitting here thinking about how to pull it off and I feel like I would come off weird.
Depends on the kind of job you're interviewing for. Tommy and I are both in sales; I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with closing in the interview and effectively asking them to make a decision on the spot, you're just demonstrating your ability to do what they're asking you for. It might be less natural in a different role.
Post by: ons on April 30, 2015, 12:31:17 AM
Another one of our dishwashers loves to joke about cannibalism, and what it'd be like to eat people.
Somehow it's really difficult to find reliable people who are wiling to wash dishes all day for excrement pay.
Post by: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 01:01:16 AM
One of our dishwashers decided to take a ride down to North Carolina with a bunch of people in a van she just met yesterday. Her plan after this group of kind van-people drop her off is to find a farm who will offer her a job, and a place to live. She has zero cash built up (cause she loves to buy expensive concert tickets and drugs) and no computer. She knows zero people in North Carolina. She has zero leads for jobs or places to live.
Another one of our dishwashers loves to joke about cannibalism, and what it'd be like to eat people.
Somehow it's really difficult to find reliable people who are wiling to wash dishes all day for excrement pay.
Find some 18-20 year old college kids that are home for summer.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 30, 2015, 04:50:20 AM
Find some 18-20 year old college kids that are home for summer.And pay them 15$ an hour
Thsts the key
Post by: Tommy on April 30, 2015, 06:32:52 AM
Depends on the kind of job you're interviewing for. Tommy and I are both in sales; I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with closing in the interview and effectively asking them to make a decision on the spot, you're just demonstrating your ability to do what they're asking you for. It might be less natural in a different role.
Yeah I guess it's more natural in salsa, but I have told people in other fields to use this and it worked even better for them since the person interviewing has most likely never heard it used before.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 07:51:31 AM
Yeah I guess it's more natural in salsa, but I have told people in other fields to use this and it worked even better for them since the person interviewing has most likely never heard it used before.
Should I ever need to interview for a job, I'm coming to you. I had never even thought to cover myself in salsa before an interview. Does it need to be a specific spice level or consistency?
Post by: Miamipuck on April 30, 2015, 07:53:19 AM
Should I ever need to interview for a job, I'm coming to you. I had never even thought to cover myself in salsa before an interview. Does it need to be a specific spice level or consistency?
Hahaha
Post by: bojanglesman on April 30, 2015, 08:00:46 AM
Find some 18-20 year old college kids that are home for summer.
At the Outer Banks in NC, for some reason they have an influx of tall, hot Russian/European chicks in the summer that take jobs as waitresses at a lot of the restaurants and coffee shops. I'm sure they don't get paid excrement either, but it's much better than what they get in Romania/Ukraine or whatever. Some of these women look like legit supermodels. Even my wife will look at them and comment on how hot they are. It's a pleasant surprise to see that when you are eating waffles instead of some fat Ron Jeremy looking dude.
EDIT: old article, but explains it.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2002/08/07/from-baltic-to-nags-head-teens-from-eastern-europe-flock-to-us-jobs/
Post by: Tommy on April 30, 2015, 08:05:35 AM
Should I ever need to interview for a job, I'm coming to you. I had never even thought to cover myself in salsa before an interview. Does it need to be a specific spice level or consistency?
Hahahaha. You have to make sure to bathe in salsa the night before so that your skin is properly marinated for the interview.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 30, 2015, 08:05:50 AM
At the Outer Banks in NC, for some reason they have an influx of tall, hot Russian/European chicks in the summer that take jobs as waitresses at a lot of the restaurants and coffee shops. I'm sure they don't get paid excrement either, but it's much better than what they get in Romania/Ukraine or whatever. Some of these women look like legit supermodels. Even my wife will look at them and comment on how hot they are. It's a pleasant surprise to see that when you are eating waffles instead of some fat Ron Jeremy looking dude.
EDIT: old article, but explains it.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2002/08/07/from-baltic-to-nags-head-teens-from-eastern-europe-flock-to-us-jobs/
How often do you find yourself eating some fat Ron Jeremy looking dude?
Post by: bojanglesman on April 30, 2015, 08:08:01 AM
How often do you find yourself eating some fat Ron Jeremy looking dude?
Dammit. Not often. There was this one time in college.............
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2015, 12:03:01 PM
At the Outer Banks in NC, for some reason they have an influx of tall, hot Russian/European chicks in the summer that take jobs as waitresses at a lot of the restaurants and coffee shops. I'm sure they don't get paid excrement either, but it's much better than what they get in Romania/Ukraine or whatever. Some of these women look like legit supermodels. Even my wife will look at them and comment on how hot they are. It's a pleasant surprise to see that when you are eating waffles instead of some fat Ron Jeremy looking dude.
EDIT: old article, but explains it.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2002/08/07/from-baltic-to-nags-head-teens-from-eastern-europe-flock-to-us-jobs/
Yeah, they have this in NY too in the vacation/tourist towns.
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2015, 02:20:01 PM
Post by: MBGreen on May 05, 2015, 02:21:30 PM
I feel like my coworkers in London are on vacation every week. It's insane. How the hell does anyone get excrement done in Europe?
nude beaches
Post by: MBGreen on May 05, 2015, 02:22:02 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 05, 2015, 02:29:37 PM
I feel like my coworkers in London are on vacation every week. It's insane. How the hell does anyone get excrement done in Europe?
Most people have 4-5 weeks of vacation time in the UK, but the US has more public holidays (6 in the UK, 10 federal plus whatever the state gives you in the US).
Post by: dcm1602 on May 05, 2015, 03:08:43 PM
Most people have 4-5 weeks of vacation time in the UK, but the US has more public holidays (6 in the UK, 10 federal plus whatever the state gives you in the US).But don't they work like 28 hours a week out there?
Assuming they work at all
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2015, 03:15:51 PM
But don't they work like 28 hours a week out there?
Assuming they work at all
I used to think that before I started working for British companies. Those guys work. A lot of them stay late because of NY too.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2015, 03:18:13 PM
I used to think that before I started working for British companies. Those guys work. A lot of them stay late because of NY too.
They don't surf the net all day long like all of us?
Post by: Pope on May 05, 2015, 04:49:11 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 05, 2015, 05:03:04 PM
I work from the moment I get up until late in the night :(
Masturbation to donkey porn isn't work.
Post by: dcm1602 on May 05, 2015, 05:10:28 PM
Masturbation to donkey porn isn't work.Doesn't it count as "hard" work
Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2015, 05:46:43 PM
Doesn't it count as "hard" work
Only for 30 seconds for Pope.
Post by: Laxin on May 14, 2015, 10:24:40 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 14, 2015, 10:27:46 PM
Post by: Laxin on May 14, 2015, 10:42:33 PM
Well done fella, congratulations. I hear lots of horror stories of grads not being able to find jobs, it's nice to hear a good news story.
Thanks, appreciate it!
Yeah not a lot of people graduate with a job, so Im definitely happy about that. Feels like the hard work paid off. Not an easy major
Post by: Pope on May 14, 2015, 10:44:34 PM
Post by: Laxin on May 14, 2015, 10:50:53 PM
I hope you get fired
Me too
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 14, 2015, 11:00:54 PM
Gonna show my youth a little bit- I graduate college Saturday, and received a job offer today as an mechanical engineer for a contracting firm on LI... pretty excited
Contracting has its pros and cons
Pros outweigh the cons
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 05:24:10 AM
I hope you get fired
I got fired
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2015, 05:54:52 AM
Gonna show my youth a little bit- I graduate college Saturday, and received a job offer today as an mechanical engineer for a contracting firm on LI... pretty excitedCongrats. May your whores be plentiful and minimally diseased.
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2015, 06:00:53 AM
JFIF: Really?
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 07:05:18 AM
Laxin: Congrats
JFIF: Really?
Sort of.
I actually did get fired because I had a major dispute with the ops manager. Basically got railroaded. There was a lot of shady excrement going on and I was very vocal about it getting addressed. i got fired for "being late", he couldn't say it was my production because I was close to one of the top reps.
But he wasn't aware that my now girlfriend is the owner of the parent company's sister in law, and that her big sister (the boss' wife) is head of HR. I made her aware of the stuff that was going on before this all came to a head so she knows the situation. Things changed overnight and I thought I had "won", so to speak , but then the next week was when the ops manager tried a power play on me.
So I'm supposed to have lunch with the boss' wife to talk about them rehiring me for a different, better position in a different department. Might not be able to happen for a few months though. It's a marketing company and they're wrapping up this campaign anyways, and have yet to start their next major one.
Post by: MBGreen on May 15, 2015, 09:16:54 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on May 15, 2015, 10:32:21 AM
But he wasn't aware that my now girlfriend is the owner of the parent company's sister in law
You do know that if any of us said that would be a good idea, we were just freaking with you right? Everyone knows, including him by the way.
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 10:59:23 AM
You do know that if any of us said that would be a good idea, we were just freaking with you right? Everyone knows, including him by the way.
Not a word of this makes sense to me.
Also I thought you were Johnny English for a second
Post by: Fenwyr on May 15, 2015, 11:03:28 AM
Not a word of this makes sense to me.
Also I thought you were Johnny English for a second
Dating the bosses sister in law was a terrible idea.
If you are dating the bosses sister in law, everyone at work already knows.
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 11:09:50 AM
Dating the bosses sister in law was a terrible idea.
If you are dating the bosses sister in law, everyone at work already knows.
No. It wasn't a terrible idea and had zero to do with my issues with the ops manager.
And the whole office didn't know. Half the office thinks I was freaking the receptionist, including my girl apparently. She accused me drunkenly at dinner a couple of weeks ago and then I got annoyed with her for presuming id be stupid enough to do that.
And if I wasn't dating the boss' sister in law, I'd just have been fired instead of fired, burying the ops manager and then getting what essentially would be a promotion. It's not even because nepotism. I'm more than qualified to run my own department, they just would have never got to know me otherwise.
Post by: guinness77 on May 15, 2015, 11:11:58 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2015, 11:13:32 AM
Gonna show my youth a little bit- I graduate college Saturday, and received a job offer today as an mechanical engineer for a contracting firm on LI... pretty excited
Prozac Puck mode engaged:
Congrats man, you deserve it with that degree.
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 11:18:42 AM
This relationship sounds iffy already. Sorry man
She's young. Young girls are prone to that pouty jealousy. She dropped it really quick after that and never brought it up again. With young girls you have to establish boundaries quickly.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2015, 11:20:35 AM
She's young. Young girls are prone to that pouty jealousy. She dropped it really quick after that and never brought it up again. With young girls you have to establish boundaries quickly.
So she doesn't mind the occasional slap in the face?
Post by: guinness77 on May 15, 2015, 11:20:39 AM
She's young. Young girls are prone to that pouty jealousy. She dropped it really quick after that and never brought it up again. With young girls you have to establish boundaries quickly.You'd know better than me at this point, but for my old derriere, that's a big, engulfed in flames red-flag.
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 11:21:02 AM
Gonna show my youth a little bit- I graduate college Saturday, and received a job offer today as an mechanical engineer for a contracting firm on LI... pretty excited
Did you take the job ?
There's no shortage of jobs for engineers. Might want to see a couple of other offers to compare salary wise.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 15, 2015, 11:49:03 AM
With young girls you have to establish boundaries quickly.
what
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2015, 11:51:34 AM
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 12:10:40 PM
what
When I say young, I'm talking roughly talking about 25 or younger. Obv there's always outliers, but in general that age range is clueless about the constructs of normal and functional adult life relationships (adequate personal space/time, their idea of love being too idealistic,trust and jealousy issues).
Which is normal for anyone that age really. So you just gotta be clear about acceptable boundaries and space in order to have a healthy relationship.
Post by: MBGreen on May 15, 2015, 12:28:25 PM
When I say young, I'm talking roughly talking about 25 or younger. Obv there's always outliers, but in general that age range is clueless about the constructs of normal and functional adult life relationships (adequate personal space/time, their idea of love being too idealistic,trust and jealousy issues).
Which is normal for anyone that age really. So you just gotta be clear about acceptable boundaries and space in order to have a healthy relationship.
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Post by: Heismanberg on May 15, 2015, 12:48:09 PM
When I say young, I'm talking roughly talking about 25 or younger. Obv there's always outliers, but in general that age range is clueless about the constructs of normal and functional adult life relationships (adequate personal space/time, their idea of love being too idealistic,trust and jealousy issues).
Which is normal for anyone that age really. So you just gotta be clear about acceptable boundaries and space in order to have a healthy relationship.
I knew what you meant. It was just sort of a ridiculous statement to me. Of course some younger girls aren't going to have a lot of real life experience, but that goes for everybody at that age. Not just women. You shouldn't have to "establish boundaries" - there should be mutual respect and agreement with just about everything if it's going to work. If not, get the hell out.
I've been in an on-and-off relationship with a 27 year old girl that is far crazier and more immature than the 22 year old that I've been hanging out with for the past month or so. Your problem is that you're spending time around the wrong kind of people and then making excuses. Pointing fingers is a hell of a thing in relationships.
And if this is happening fairly consistently to you with girls of any age (who cares if they are younger or older), it sort of tells me that it's not the girls that are the problem...
Post by: Heismanberg on May 15, 2015, 12:54:55 PM
That sounds like more of an insecurity than anything to me.
Post by: Cane on May 15, 2015, 01:00:47 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 15, 2015, 01:03:04 PM
Did you take the job ?
There's no shortage of jobs for engineers. Might want to see a couple of other offers to compare salary wise.
This isn't great advice. If you're a new grad and there's a job offer on the table with a reputable company and with a decent salary (not relative to other jobs, but relative to your needs), then you take it. The time for freaking around with the job market and playing offers off against each other is not when you're about to take your first step on the career ladder.
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 01:12:20 PM
I knew what you meant. It was just sort of a ridiculous statement to me. Of course some younger girls aren't going to have a lot of real life experience, but that goes for everybody at that age. Not just women. You shouldn't have to "establish boundaries" - there should be mutual respect and agreement with just about everything if it's going to work. If not, get the hell out.
Well, for one, I just said that about age. Secondly, that would be nice if that's the way the world worked, but it never is. Relationships are incredibly complex, and so are people. No one is ever going to ever be able to read your mind and know what you deem acceptable or non acceptable behavior, and sometimes people don't know better. Communication and compromise are part of every relationship, at some point. If you're just casually dating someone briefly with no intention of anything more, then yeah, you might not run into certain things or care enough to acknowledge them, but if it's someone you can see yourself long term, it's better to nip things in the bud before they become issues down the road. Now... if you make yourself clear and that doesn't fly, then yeah.... cya later.
I've been in an on-and-off relationship with a 27 year old girl that is far crazier and more immature than the 22 year old that I've been hanging out with for the past month or so. Your problem is that you're spending time around the wrong kind of people and then making excuses. Pointing fingers is a hell of a thing in relationships.
And if this is happening fairly consistently to you with girls of any age (who cares if they are younger or older), it sort of tells me that it's not the girls that are the problem...
Right....as I said, there's outliers for everything, so your example isn't surprising. However, i'm assuming you've been with the older girl a lot longer than the younger girl. People are on their best behavior during the initial parts of a relationship. It's once the endorphins and all that excrement goes away, do you realize what someone is really about. Or at least start to. The 22 year old could be batshit insane for all you know....she just hasn't shown it yet.
in terms of it being me more than the girls? There's obviously truth to that in terms of serious past relationships. As far as this context goes? No..... in fact, if anything i'm applying things i've learned from all the dating i've done and past relationships in order to avoid some of the same issues.
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 01:15:08 PM
This isn't great advice. If you're a new grad and there's a job offer on the table with a reputable company and with a decent salary (not relative to other jobs, but relative to your needs), then you take it. The time for freaking around with the job market and playing offers off against each other is not when you're about to take your first step on the career ladder.
Normally I would say yes, but he's an engineer, not a BA graduate or some over saturated major. We have no idea if the company is reputable or his salary is decent. And i never said to turn down the job...just perhaps explore some options before jumping on the first thing that looks your way.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 15, 2015, 01:20:23 PM
Secondly, that would be nice if that's the way the world worked, but it never is.
It's once the endorphins and all that excrement goes away, do you realize what someone is really about. Or at least start to.
That is how the world works.
I know what she's about because I've had multiple conversations with her about what she's about.
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The 22 year old could be batshit insane for all you know....she just hasn't shown it yet.
She has her excrement together. I've treated her like an adult human being instead of an infantile animal from the start and things have gone surprisingly well.
Post by: Tommy on May 15, 2015, 01:26:16 PM
Post by: guinness77 on May 15, 2015, 01:31:40 PM
All women are crazy. Doesn't matter how you treat them.That's our Tommy
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2015, 01:32:45 PM
All women are crazy. Doesn't matter how you treat them.
Let's go to Rick's!
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 01:38:52 PM
That is how the world works.
I know what she's about because I've had multiple conversations with her about what she's about.
She has her excrement together. I've treated her like an adult human being instead of an infantile animal from the start and things have gone surprisingly well.
multiple conversations? Not just one?
Well congratulations sir, you're well on your way to hitting 6 weeks.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 15, 2015, 01:39:59 PM
Well congratulations sir, you're well on your way to hitting 6 weeks.
That's about how long your "retirement" lasted, right?
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2015, 01:44:14 PM
I knew what you meant. It was just sort of a ridiculous statement to me. Of course some younger girls aren't going to have a lot of real life experience, but that goes for everybody at that age. Not just women. You shouldn't have to "establish boundaries" - there should be mutual respect and agreement with just about everything if it's going to work. If not, get the hell out.
I've been in an on-and-off relationship with a 27 year old girl that is far crazier and more immature than the 22 year old that I've been hanging out with for the past month or so. Your problem is that you're spending time around the wrong kind of people and then making excuses. Pointing fingers is a hell of a thing in relationships.
And if this is happening fairly consistently to you with girls of any age (who cares if they are younger or older), it sort of tells me that it's not the girls that are the problem...
What's his name?
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 01:50:38 PM
What's his name?
Sheismanberg
Post by: Cane on May 15, 2015, 02:29:05 PM
All women are crazy. Doesn't matter how you treat them.
There's truth to this. Having a good relationship is about finding someone whose crazy meshes well with your crazy.
Post by: Cane on May 15, 2015, 02:29:31 PM
SheismanbergHishandberg
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 15, 2015, 02:32:01 PM
All women are crazy. Doesn't matter how you treat them.
Translation: "No women want to freak me unless I pay them"
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 02:49:02 PM
Translation: "No women want to freak me unless I pay them"
Weird timing. I just saw this on the NYpost site
http://nypost.com/2015/05/15/masked-chinese-mogul-hires-porn-star-as-personal-assistant/
Post by: Fenwyr on May 15, 2015, 04:33:53 PM
There's truth to this. Having a good relationship is about finding someone whose crazy meshes well with your crazy.
First 100% correct statement regarding this.
/matter
Post by: Johnny English on May 15, 2015, 05:11:52 PM
First 100% correct statement regarding this.
/matter
No it isn't. Most people aren't "crazy", especially people who describe themselves as such. Some people's personalities naturally engage better with some other people's, leading us to find different degrees of compatibility with other humans. The single most important thing to determine is your willingness to compromise on the areas where you don't naturally complement each other; there's nothing that says you have to compromise at all, but the less you're prepared to, the harder it is to find a well suited mate.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2015, 05:20:28 PM
/science
Post by: Tommy on May 15, 2015, 05:23:39 PM
Translation: "No women want to freak me unless I pay them"
Hahahahha
Post by: Laxin on May 15, 2015, 05:25:42 PM
Did you take the job ?
There's no shortage of jobs for engineers. Might want to see a couple of other offers to compare salary wise.
Yeah Im going to take it. Its 10k over the average of what engineers make when graduating my school (Binghamton University)... so Im definitely happy with it salary-wise. Hopefully I enjoy the job
Post by: JFIF on May 15, 2015, 06:16:42 PM
Yeah Im going to take it. Its 10k over the average of what engineers make when graduating my school (Binghamton University)... so Im definitely happy with it salary-wise. Hopefully I enjoy the job
freak yeah then. Grats bro
Better get college life out of your system.
Working fun is a whole lot different than college fun. It's better because you have more money and can do more excrement, but you have less time to do it and/ recover.
Post by: Cane on May 15, 2015, 06:25:53 PM
No it isn't. Most people aren't "crazy", especially people who describe themselves as such. Some people's personalities naturally engage better with some other people's, leading us to find different degrees of compatibility with other humans. The single most important thing to determine is your willingness to compromise on the areas where you don't naturally complement each other; there's nothing that says you have to compromise at all, but the less you're prepared to, the harder it is to find a well suited mate.
So basically what was said, except so much prickier.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 15, 2015, 06:27:51 PM
Post by: Cane on May 15, 2015, 06:27:53 PM
Yeah Im going to take it. Its 10k over the average of what engineers make when graduating my school (Binghamton University)... so Im definitely happy with it salary-wise. Hopefully I enjoy the job
That's where my wife went to school. She says that their engineering program is excellent/very tough. Great job.
Post by: Laxin on May 15, 2015, 07:31:56 PM
freak yeah then. Grats bro
Better get college life out of your system.
Working fun is a whole lot different than college fun. It's better because you have more money and can do more excrement, but you have less time to do it and/ recover.
Ive never been big into the college scene anyway... Id rather spend nights at a gym- thats my fun, which I suppose may be sad to some people. It'll be nice to actually have money for once though.
First thing on the agenda: buy a car.
That's where my wife went to school. She says that their engineering program is excellent/very tough. Great job.
Thanks cane, it certainly wasnt easy haha. Im sure the campus is much different from when she went (whenever she graduated)... They are always renovating/building- its an entirely new campus even from when I was a freshman.
Post by: Cane on May 15, 2015, 07:40:51 PM
Thanks cane, it certainly wasnt easy haha. Im sure the campus is much different from when she went (whenever she graduated)... They are always renovating/building- its an entirely new campus even from when I was a freshman.
Yeah, we went up there in the fall of '13 for homecoming and she was saying how different it was, and she just graduated in 2010. Construction was all over.
Post by: Johnny English on May 15, 2015, 07:46:32 PM
Thanks cane, it certainly wasnt easy haha. Im sure the campus is much different from when she went (whenever she graduated)... They are always renovating/building- its an entirely new campus even from when I was a freshman.
Also, they have an awesome AHL team.
Post by: Pope on May 15, 2015, 07:54:27 PM
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2015, 08:00:21 PM
Yeah Im going to take it. Its 10k over the average of what engineers make when graduating my school (Binghamton University)... so Im definitely happy with it salary-wise. Hopefully I enjoy the job
Have we talked about Bing before? I also went there. freak that city.
Post by: Johnny English on May 15, 2015, 08:10:10 PM
Words of advice. You are probably going to want to splurge on a car. I highly advise you spend less than 10k on it. Save your money for a house
This right here is solid advice.
Post by: Laxin on May 15, 2015, 08:58:22 PM
Have we talked about Bing before? I also went there. freak that city.
Nah, didnt know you went there. I remember you said something about a SUNY, but not bing.
What year you graduate?
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2015, 08:59:45 PM
Nah, didnt know you went there. I remember you said something about a SUNY, but not bing.
What year you graduate?
2010
Post by: Laxin on May 15, 2015, 08:59:53 PM
Words of advice. You are probably going to want to splurge on a car. I highly advise you spend less than 10k on it. Save your money for a house
Solid advice indeed. My first goal is pay off loans and then a car, whatever else I'll be saving for sure.
Post by: Laxin on May 15, 2015, 09:01:04 PM
2010
What major?
And you move back to LI?
Post by: dcm1602 on May 15, 2015, 09:13:28 PM
Words of advice. You are probably going to want to splurge on a car. I highly advise you spend less than 10k on it. Save your money for a houseWhat he means is spend less than 10k on rims.
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2015, 09:51:25 PM
What major?
And you move back to LI?
English
Stayed in Bing for another year, then moved back to Queens in 2011.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 17, 2015, 11:23:01 AM
Post by: Laxin on June 06, 2015, 03:58:01 PM
Post by: Tommy on June 10, 2015, 02:14:37 PM
Post by: Pope on June 10, 2015, 06:20:09 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on June 10, 2015, 07:29:21 PM
I'm going to yet again be the most hated person by a mile.
Post by: Tommy on June 10, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
I manage four guys that are all younger than me. It hasn't been an issue since they all like me but I suspect they may hold that against me if something were to happen
Why would it be an issue? You're older than them.
Post by: Tommy on June 10, 2015, 08:26:28 PM
I'm set to get a significant promotion at work, despite being the newest and most inexperienced person by far.
I'm going to yet again be the most hated person by a mile.
Might be resentment, which is different and a hell of a lot better. Means you're doing something right.
Post by: Pope on June 10, 2015, 08:32:52 PM
Why would it be an issue? You're older than them.Lol I got that backwards.. all 4 are older. I'm 26, the other guys are 27, 31, 35, and 36
Post by: Tommy on June 10, 2015, 08:34:46 PM
Lol I got that backwards.. all 4 are older. I'm 26, the other guys are 27, 31, 35, and 36
Ouch. See at 32 at least my boss has had 10 years of sales experience like me (I graduated later). But if a dude with only a few years of exp were managing me then I'd have a problem. Those guys def resent you.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 10, 2015, 11:53:24 PM
I manage four guys that are all younger than me. It hasn't been an issue since they all like me but I suspect they may hold that against me if something were to happenSo you are a gay pimp?
Post by: Fenwyr on June 11, 2015, 10:20:40 AM
Just found out that my boss is actually 2 years younger than me - always thought he was a few years older. Not that I really care or that I want his job, but it's a career first and feels... weird.
2007 I had a boss that was born in the 80's. Flash forward and my boss is older than me, but his boss is in his 20's.
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 26, 2015, 12:58:43 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 26, 2015, 08:13:12 AM
I have now moved to Dorne. Meeting the ship sometime around the end of next week. EEEEP.
I hope a Sand Snake bites your wang.
Post by: dcm1602 on July 02, 2015, 06:37:02 PM
And holy freak people are flipping the excrement out. Way more than I imagined. It's absurd how people can't be glad for you, and just end up being angry bitter and trying to bring you down
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 02, 2015, 06:59:53 PM
So my new promotion just went into effect (which ended up being much bigger than I anticipated)
And holy freak people are flipping the excrement out. Way more than I imagined. It's absurd how people can't be glad for you, and just end up being angry bitter and trying to bring you down
That does suck. I don't get that mentality. It's not like your raise is hurting them in any way. They just didn't gain anything.
Post by: Johnny English on July 02, 2015, 11:02:54 PM
That does suck. I don't get that mentality. It's not like your raise is hurting them in any way. They just didn't gain anything.
They're just upset that a clown like dcm is entrusted to run anything more complex than a bath.
Post by: MBGreen on July 02, 2015, 11:07:58 PM
They're just upset that a clown like dcm is entrusted to run anything more complex than a bath.
(http://i.imgur.com/ypMGWjL.gif)
Post by: dcm1602 on July 03, 2015, 12:59:45 PM
They're just upset that a clown like dcm is entrusted to run anything more complex than a bath.You'd be surprised how poorly healthcare organizations are run.
From the inside it's blatantly obvious why this country is going bankrupt
Post by: ons on July 04, 2015, 09:51:32 AM
You'd be surprised how poorly healthcare organizations are run.
From the inside it's blatantly obvious why this country is going bankrupt
Not remotely surprising, America's entire healthcare system is pretty much a joke to the rest of the world.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 04, 2015, 10:18:39 AM
Not remotely surprising, America's entire healthcare system is pretty much a joke to the rest of the world.Care is OK, paying for it part is terrible.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 04, 2015, 07:55:45 PM
Care is OK, paying for it part is terrible.
Yes. We are excrement at providing the tremendous care we offer in a way that makes sense.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 06, 2015, 08:18:24 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 06, 2015, 08:58:12 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on July 06, 2015, 09:03:38 AM
^turns out that was some kind of system reboot after the long weekend and I'm not (that) retarded
Sure you are.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 06, 2015, 09:08:33 AM
Sure you are.
It's all relative, standing next to you I look like a genius.
Post by: MBGreen on July 06, 2015, 09:12:08 AM
It's all relative, standing next to you I look like a genius.But then you smell bad, because you're standing to close to him
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 06, 2015, 09:27:55 AM
But then you smell bad, because you're standing to close to him
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Yeah but if you're standing there we're both 6fd and I are genius's.
Post by: MBGreen on July 06, 2015, 09:28:47 AM
Yeah but if you're standing there we're both 6fd and I are genius's.I wouldn't be ...i have better things to do.
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 06, 2015, 09:44:43 AM
I wouldn't be ...i have better things to do.
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Make people other than us look smarter, that's so nice of you.
Post by: MBGreen on July 06, 2015, 11:54:29 AM
Make people other than us look smarter, that's so nice of you.*hugs*
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 07, 2015, 10:47:57 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on July 23, 2015, 06:45:58 PM
I mean some of the most delusional mother fuckers I have ever seen.
One guy's son was freaking 5'6 140 pounds with red hair and some man-titties, and he got mad at me because he didn't get chosen as a Top 5 player at his position at a camp with some of the best players in North Carolina and South Carolina?
This guy hovered over every drill criticizing other people's children and then excrement his pants when I had something to say about his kid.
"How long have you been doing this? You can't see talent. He is getting D1 looks for all over the country as a RB and LB"
"Yeah, right bench and left bench"
He's saying this excrement about his son and there's a kid that's committed to play running back at Alabama like 10 feet from him.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 23, 2015, 07:14:08 PM
I had to deal with about 15 GreenMachine's today working a passing camp. Top 50 players in SC/NC are invited to come for free and then there's 50 more pay slots.
I mean some of the most delusional mother fuckers I have ever seen.
One guy's son was freaking 5'6 140 pounds with red hair and some man-titties, and he got mad at me because he didn't get chosen as a Top 5 player at his position at a camp with some of the best players in North Carolina and South Carolina?
This guy hovered over every drill criticizing other people's children and then excrement his pants when I had something to say about his kid.
"How long have you been doing this? You can't see talent. He is getting D1 looks for all over the country as a RB and LB"
"Yeah, right bench and left bench"
He's saying this excrement about his son and there's a kid that's committed to play running back at Alabama like 10 feet from him.
What was MBGreen doing at a high school football camp?
Post by: Pope on July 23, 2015, 08:23:23 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 23, 2015, 08:25:33 PM
What was MBGreen doing at a high school football camp?I'm alot of things...but crazed parent isn't one of them.
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Post by: Heismanberg on July 23, 2015, 08:36:42 PM
I'm alot of things...but crazed parent isn't one of them.
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Puck was talking about the moobs
Post by: MBGreen on July 23, 2015, 08:37:13 PM
Puck was talking about the moobsHe should look in the mirror
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Post by: dcm1602 on July 23, 2015, 08:38:32 PM
But has anyone tried playing slumlord ?
Im thinking of giving that a shot
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 23, 2015, 08:51:10 PM
Not really "work" related
But has anyone tried playing slumlord ?
Im thinking of giving that a shot
If you're talking about real life, find someone to manage the property for you. If you think you hate poor people now, wait until they're your tenants.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 23, 2015, 09:08:22 PM
He should look in the mirror
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Come on you wear a manzier.
Post by: MBGreen on July 23, 2015, 09:08:45 PM
Come on you wear a manzier.Who doesn't
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 23, 2015, 09:10:39 PM
Who doesn't
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True
Post by: Badger on July 23, 2015, 09:17:49 PM
Who doesn't
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I wear a bro.
Post by: dcm1602 on July 23, 2015, 09:18:42 PM
If you're talking about real life, find someone to manage the property for you. If you think you hate poor people now, wait until they're your tenants.
I am
Im thinking of going with a condo, so I wont have to do any external work on the place.
And im not talking like section 8 housing slumlord, probably something in the 2-250 range
No fast food workers.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 24, 2015, 01:09:29 AM
I am
Im thinking of going with a condo, so I wont have to do any external work on the place.
And im not talking like section 8 housing slumlord, probably something in the 2-250 range
No fast food workers.
When I was fresh out of college, I got severely reduced rent to live in a family member's beach condo. The deal was that they could come and go as usual with some notice, which was easy as we usually spent Memorial Day, the 4th, etc there anyway, and that I help manage their rental properties. Basically act as a go between. The arrangement didn't last long. There is nothing worse than dealing with tenants. No strain or anything on the family, just a "yeah, this isn't working" and "yeah, I don't blame you".
Post by: JFIF on July 24, 2015, 02:10:30 AM
When I was fresh out of college, I got severely reduced rent to live in a family member's beach condo. The deal was that they could come and go as usual with some notice, which was easy as we usually spent Memorial Day, the 4th, etc there anyway, and that I help manage their rental properties. Basically act as a go between. The arrangement didn't last long. There is nothing worse than dealing with tenants. No strain or anything on the family, just a "yeah, this isn't working" and "yeah, I don't blame you".
whoa, that's exactly what happened to me.
Post by: dcm1602 on July 26, 2015, 02:16:51 PM
Probably a horrifically bad idea ?
Post by: Pope on July 26, 2015, 02:22:13 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on July 26, 2015, 02:22:55 PM
Is dating one of your coworkers daughters considering shitting where you eat ?
Probably a horrifically bad idea ?
More bad than good can come out of it.
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 27, 2015, 11:17:28 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 27, 2015, 11:29:16 AM
Is dating one of your coworkers daughters considering shitting where you eat ?
Probably a horrifically bad idea ?
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Post by: Miamipuck on July 27, 2015, 12:16:43 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 27, 2015, 02:46:45 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2015, 08:31:05 PM
Is it normal for them to give a significant raise, and not tell you its coming ?
I mean I was told I was going to be getting a "small stipend"
And then a few weeks later I saw my check and was surprised as freak.
Post by: Heismanberg on August 02, 2015, 08:41:51 PM
Speaking of promotions
Is it normal for them to give a significant raise, and not tell you its coming ?
I mean I was told I was going to be getting a "small stipend"
And then a few weeks later I saw my check and was surprised as freak.
Well, they said that you were getting a stipend. So they did tell you...
The only extra cash I get is if we make the playoffs and advance.
Since we made it and won twice last season, my coaching pay was nearly twice as much as the previous season...and we made the playoffs that year too.
I had no idea it would be that much. They call it a Holiday Playoff Bonus. Each school gets a designated percentage of the gate and then some cash is distributed from that.
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2015, 08:44:27 PM
I assumed it was going to be like 0.50-1.00/hr or something unsubstantial so they could justify giving me more work/responsibility
Not like a legit bump
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 02, 2015, 08:56:37 PM
Yeah but a stipend sounds like excrement.
I assumed it was going to be like 0.50-1.00/hr or something unsubstantial so they could justify giving me more work/responsibility
Not like a legit bump
So I guess you got your bump to $15/hr early?
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2015, 08:59:47 PM
So I guess you got your bump to $15/hr early?excrement I almost got a bump by 15 an hour
OK maybe exaggerating a little (a lot), but the tax man will be coming for me
Post by: Pope on August 02, 2015, 09:04:55 PM
Post by: dcm1602 on August 02, 2015, 09:14:58 PM
They didn't tell you what the raise would be?
Nope
Never discussed numbers at any point ever
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2015, 03:26:21 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 03, 2015, 03:27:22 PM
Went into a crack house this morning for work. It was not a great experience.
You slinging crack rock now?
Post by: MBGreen on August 03, 2015, 03:29:42 PM
You slinging crack rock now?He's recruiting players.
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Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2015, 03:30:32 PM
You slinging crack rock now?
I'd probably make more money doing that.
My quarterback's mother decided it was a good idea to rent out couch and floor space to every crackhead in town. When I went over there to pick him up, no one would come to the door. He wasn't answering his phone. He's usually outside waiting for me, so I was a little worried because we know about his mom. I looked in the window and saw five people passed out all over the living room.
I called our social worker and he showed up with his concealed carry weapon. We went in. No one even noticed we were there. I woke the kid up and we went to practice. He's at his aunt's house for now.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 03, 2015, 03:41:09 PM
Went into a crack house this morning for work. It was not a great experience.
Sub-par product?
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2015, 03:42:49 PM
Sub-par product?
Looked around for some bad coke.
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2015, 02:00:42 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 04, 2015, 02:23:44 PM
We took the last test of our training course today and I missed out on valedictorian by one question. On the previous test, I finished in 30 min (we're given 2 hours) because I wanted to go to the DMV with the extra time. I got two wrong on that test because I rushed. I'm definitely not bitter.
I hope the fat black handicapped blind Mexican affirmative action girl beat you.
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 04, 2015, 02:34:13 PM
I'd probably make more money doing that.
My quarterback's mother decided it was a good idea to rent out couch and floor space to every crackhead in town. When I went over there to pick him up, no one would come to the door. He wasn't answering his phone. He's usually outside waiting for me, so I was a little worried because we know about his mom. I looked in the window and saw five people passed out all over the living room.
I called our social worker and he showed up with his concealed carry weapon. We went in. No one even noticed we were there. I woke the kid up and we went to practice. He's at his aunt's house for now.
Damn, that is some fucked up excrement.
Post by: Tommy on August 04, 2015, 02:40:49 PM
We took the last test of our training course today and I missed out on valedictorian by one question. On the previous test, I finished in 30 min (we're given 2 hours) because I wanted to go to the DMV with the extra time. I got two wrong on that test because I rushed. I'm definitely not bitter.
I was just going to ask how everything was going.
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2015, 03:24:48 PM
I was just going to ask how everything was going.
Still pretty good, I get to coast for the next 8 work days before I go out into the field.
Post by: MBGreen on August 04, 2015, 03:25:39 PM
Still pretty good, I get to coast for the next 8 work days before I go out into the field.
did you get the location closest to home?
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2015, 03:27:25 PM
did you get the location closest to home?
lolno
My assignment was made final the day I was hired. I could apply for transfer but I don't want to be that guy. I'll try to prove myself there.
Post by: MBGreen on August 04, 2015, 03:28:27 PM
lolno
My assignment was made final the day I was hired. I could apply for transfer but I don't want to be that guy. I'll try to prove myself there.
how bad is the commute?
Post by: Tommy on August 04, 2015, 03:40:11 PM
how bad is the commute?
It probably sucks balls. The NYC mass transit system is designed to help people get to and from the city quickly and easily (ideally). Going from borough to borough sucks.
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2015, 04:04:18 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 04, 2015, 05:05:16 PM
^ Please ignore a couple of excess dots, I don't want to exaggerate.
Post by: ons on August 04, 2015, 11:43:01 PM
Mornings average about 1:05, afternoons range between 1:00 and 1:40 depending on how badly the MTA fucks me.
That was my commute in middle school.
Man, I don't miss NYC at all.
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 12, 2015, 05:01:59 PM
Mornings average about 1:05, afternoons range between 1:00 and 1:40 depending on how badly the MTA fucks me.
This is my every day.
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2015, 05:09:05 PM
I'll be going to my original assigned office full time starting Monday.
Post by: Tommy on August 12, 2015, 05:09:29 PM
Post by: Johnny English on August 12, 2015, 05:17:12 PM
Post by: Cane on August 12, 2015, 06:22:27 PM
Post by: Pope on August 12, 2015, 08:27:29 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 12, 2015, 08:47:23 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 12, 2015, 10:08:43 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 12, 2015, 11:08:58 PM
I figure it's about time I complain about my job as my personal life took the front stage. Funny I have had zero balance in my life both personal and professional. It's been horrid on both counts lol
Don't worry it ain't some whine fest, I am good even though this is a wine fest.lmao
I care about the fact I work next to the single most angry, negative miserable player of the pink oboe on the face of the earth. He's insisting on telling the office how bad it is that I concentrate on our biggest account and neglect others. Oh did I tell you I developed that account from nothing to our biggest?
He complained, to everyone in the office I excrement you not, that business is down significantly with that account. Well for the 3 summer months this year vs last we are up over 50 percent so far with half a month to go. Lol freak him
Meanwhile every single account he concentrated on has gone down in commission.
I was sick of having the Beverly Hillbillies in my life but honestly having this scumbag is even worse. I told him if he threatened me one more time I was going to be IK. No lie I told him let's take it outside.
This has been going on 7 years and I never complained/whined here or anywhere. I had to stay for medical insurance. Well I think that will be moot in a few months. I can't wait to say freak you.
Here is an example, by the way he used to be my boss, but now we are partners because I grew the business. Funny I now have 35 percent cut in all new business,I started with salary. Yeah more than 50 percent of new biz is me bad deal for me.
Anyhow 4 years ago for the tailgate, I thought it was the good idea to bring the tongue for his 70th birthday. I have not had a vacation longer than 5 days since 2006. Anyhow, schedule the entire thing. We arrive Thursday and leave Monday. So I miss 3 biz days. Here's the conversation, mind you this was planned for months;
Dave: You're going to be out till Tuesday right?
Me: yep
D: I want you back and in on Monday.
Me: haha that ain't happening
D: I am not kidding you're going to be in on Monday, I want you in, you're coming in!
Me: yeah that ain't happening.
D: Goes off deep end, starts yelling and cursing.
Me: You can yell and scream all you want, I am out.
Our other partner who has since left, ran out after me begging me not to go. Lol
I am not embellishing it was worse than that.
I have lots and lots of great stories of what this douchebags had tried over the years. I will add some over in the next few days.
Wow that felt good.
He's a jealous bitch basically. We had another huge account I developed, that was mainly his at the time because I wasn't a partner. However the lady that ran that account is no longer at that company, she's at a bank that we can't cover. However, I am still really good friends with that lady. I have stayed at her house and invited to two New York trips with her and her husband.
The jealous bitch tried to get me fired because I spoke with her all day long as well. He tried so hard the office manager yelled at me because he was sick of Dave complaining and snapped at me of course. He later apologised. I really respect the office manager he's the real deal good guy.
I used to love the bond biz, I was really good at it and developing customers came very easy to me. That's not a brag it's true. I am going to do something else and get the freak out if Florida.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2015, 06:22:17 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on August 13, 2015, 07:33:38 AM
^bitch.
As gay as I could find:
(http://media.tumblr.com/e304fdfb29cf5d74cd331e795d49cf3e/tumblr_inline_mm53vh6uA21qz4rgp.gif)
Post by: Pope on August 13, 2015, 03:16:05 PM
I don't care about driving.Yea but what's the weather like?
I figure it's about time I complain about my job as my personal life took the front stage. Funny I have had zero balance in my life both personal and professional. It's been horrid on both counts lol
Don't worry it ain't some whine fest, I am good even though this is a wine fest.lmao
I care about the fact I work next to the single most angry, negative miserable player of the pink oboe on the face of the earth. He's insisting on telling the office how bad it is that I concentrate on our biggest account and neglect others. Oh did I tell you I developed that account from nothing to our biggest?
He complained, to everyone in the office I excrement you not, that business is down significantly with that account. Well for the 3 summer months this year vs last we are up over 50 percent so far with half a month to go. Lol freak him
Meanwhile every single account he concentrated on has gone down in commission.
I was sick of having the Beverly Hillbillies in my life but honestly having this scumbag is even worse. I told him if he threatened me one more time I was going to be IK. No lie I told him let's take it outside.
This has been going on 7 years and I never complained/whined here or anywhere. I had to stay for medical insurance. Well I think that will be moot in a few months. I can't wait to say freak you.
Here is an example, by the way he used to be my boss, but now we are partners because I grew the business. Funny I now have 35 percent cut in all new business,I started with salary. Yeah more than 50 percent of new biz is me bad deal for me.
Anyhow 4 years ago for the tailgate, I thought it was the good idea to bring the tongue for his 70th birthday. I have not had a vacation longer than 5 days since 2006. Anyhow, schedule the entire thing. We arrive Thursday and leave Monday. So I miss 3 biz days. Here's the conversation, mind you this was planned for months;
Dave: You're going to be out till Tuesday right?
Me: yep
D: I want you back and in on Monday.
Me: haha that ain't happening
D: I am not kidding you're going to be in on Monday, I want you in, you're coming in!
Me: yeah that ain't happening.
D: Goes off deep end, starts yelling and cursing.
Me: You can yell and scream all you want, I am out.
Our other partner who has since left, ran out after me begging me not to go. Lol
I am not embellishing it was worse than that.
I have lots and lots of great stories of what this douchebags had tried over the years. I will add some over in the next few days.
Wow that felt good.
He's a jealous bitch basically. We had another huge account I developed, that was mainly his at the time because I wasn't a partner. However the lady that ran that account is no longer at that company, she's at a bank that we can't cover. However, I am still really good friends with that lady. I have stayed at her house and invited to two New York trips with her and her husband.
The jealous bitch tried to get me fired because I spoke with her all day long as well. He tried so hard the office manager yelled at me because he was sick of Dave complaining and snapped at me of course. He later apologised. I really respect the office manager he's the real deal good guy.
I used to love the bond biz, I was really good at it and developing customers came very easy to me. That's not a brag it's true. I am going to do something else and get the freak out if Florida.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 13, 2015, 03:21:58 PM
Yea but what's the weather like?
You whine about the weather I whine about work.
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2015, 03:59:10 PM
Post by: IATA on August 13, 2015, 07:38:10 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 13, 2015, 07:43:23 PM
freak his daughter before you leave, make sure he knows.
Which daughter? His wife had twin girls 5 years ago, but one of them was born with a heart defect and died at 2.
Post by: Heismanberg on August 13, 2015, 07:43:55 PM
Post by: Badger on September 02, 2015, 07:24:40 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on September 02, 2015, 07:28:11 PM
Today I saw a man who makes 69k teach a man who makes 101k how to create a new folder in Windows.
Sounds like my job, except it's way less than 69K and my boss is making 109K...he didn't know how to email someone from his iPhone.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 02, 2015, 11:36:34 PM
Sounds like my job, except it's way less than 69K and my boss is making 109K...he didn't know how to email someone from his iPhone.
You should have signed that dick up to Ashley Madison.
Post by: Pope on September 03, 2015, 05:21:10 PM
Today I saw a man who makes 69k teach a man who makes 101k how to create a new folder in Windows.I work in IT and once had to explain to a CEO that their mouse was not working properly because they had it upside down. Salary for her is north of 1 million
Post by: JFIF on September 03, 2015, 05:28:50 PM
Unfortunately that doesn't really apply in the public sector. You're much more likely to have a retard for a boss making too much money on that side.
Post by: Badger on September 03, 2015, 05:41:02 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2015, 12:30:10 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2015, 02:14:13 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 22, 2015, 02:22:05 PM
It got ugly today. Made some memories though.
I've had dumps like that.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2015, 02:27:16 PM
I've had dumps like that.
All of your posts for instance.
Post by: MBGreen on September 22, 2015, 02:42:13 PM
It got ugly today. Made some memories though.
you should reward yourself with a handful of ginger snaps and a glass of milk.
Post by: Tommy on September 25, 2015, 05:43:56 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 25, 2015, 05:59:05 PM
I don't know how dudes can trust their wives on business trips with their male colleagues.
If they actually can trust their wives, it's not really going to matter where they go.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 25, 2015, 08:48:34 PM
Post by: JFIF on September 26, 2015, 09:51:28 PM
If they actually can trust their wives, it's not really going to matter where they go.
I think he doesn't trust that a woman under the right set of circumstances wouldn't have a momentary lapse of judgment.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 26, 2015, 11:19:51 PM
I think he doesn't trust that a woman under the right set of circumstances wouldn't have a momentary lapse of judgment.
I get what he's saying, and my point still stands. The implication in saying that no man should feel secure in his wife going on a business trip with male colleagues is that no woman can be counted on not to freak her coworkers or get into trouble because of them. Again, there are plenty of women (and men) like that, for whom a bit of temptation proves irresistible. Those people aren't trustworthy period. The idea that it's some magic formula to get women to cheat is silly. It may be a cultural thing for Tommy to think all women are vapid whores in waiting. I don't know. I've never met his mom, sisters, and cousins for comparison.
Post by: JFIF on September 26, 2015, 11:34:39 PM
I get what he's saying, and my point still stands. The implication in saying that no man should feel secure in his wife going on a business trip with male colleagues is that no woman can be counted on not to freak her coworkers or get into trouble because of them. Again, there are plenty of women (and men) like that, for whom a bit of temptation proves irresistible. Those people aren't trustworthy period. The idea that it's some magic formula to get women to cheat is silly. It may be a cultural thing for Tommy to think all women are vapid whores in waiting. I don't know. I've never met his mom, sisters, and cousins for comparison.
Agreed.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 27, 2015, 06:45:54 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 06, 2015, 12:36:02 AM
http://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grapevine/2015/10/racist_jokes_about_this_photo_got_people_fired_sparked_the_hisnameiscayden.html
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 01:08:42 AM
This guy got fucked. His joke was in poor taste, but he's taking the brunt of it for the excrement his friends said and his biggest mistake was not stopping them sooner.
http://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grapevine/2015/10/racist_jokes_about_this_photo_got_people_fired_sparked_the_hisnameiscayden.html
Holy excrement. Even my scumbag racist friends wouldn't do something like that. The worst would probably be something like "do your parents know you have a black kid?" Or something like that.
I get why this guy was fired since he participated in the racist jokes, but someone getting fired for a stupid comment they made on a friend's FB page? That's messed up. But she got fired from a job at a restaurant (lol) so not a huge loss I guess.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 06, 2015, 09:46:27 AM
Holy excrement. Even my scumbag racist friends wouldn't do something like that. The worst would probably be something like "do your parents know you have a black kid?" Or something like that.
I get why this guy was fired since he participated in the racist jokes, but someone getting fired for a stupid comment they made on a friend's FB page? That's messed up. But she got fired from a job at a restaurant (lol) so not a huge loss I guess.
I don't care as much about the other people. There's no indication that he posted that picture as a joke, and he made one comment. It probably would have been impossible for him to continue there after that all came to light, but to have him plastered all over the internet for it and his whole life destroyed is fucked.
Post by: Tommy on October 06, 2015, 10:00:07 AM
I don't care as much about the other people. There's no indication that he posted that picture as a joke, and he made one comment. It probably would have been impossible for him to continue there after that all came to light, but to have him plastered all over the internet for it and his whole life destroyed is fucked.
We're living in the age of instant information. Gotta be careful what you put out there.
Post by: IATA on October 06, 2015, 10:22:30 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 06, 2015, 11:15:28 AM
I don't care as much about the other people. There's no indication that he posted that picture as a joke, and he made one comment. It probably would have been impossible for him to continue there after that all came to light, but to have him plastered all over the internet for it and his whole life destroyed is fucked.
I don't get why he posted it and why he didn't put even a few words in it. Something like "hanging with my coworkers son" or "love when this guy visits my office" probably keep his terrible friends from going full racist right off the bat.
None of his friends seemed very bashful about the racist excrement so I also have to imagine he knew some of the people who would see it like to say racist excrement.
Post by: Pope on October 06, 2015, 04:36:57 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 05, 2016, 06:49:25 PM
Gonna wait for the right opportunity, but I figure I'm completely wasting a skill I spent a lot of time acquiring. Figured I should give it a shot since I have nothing tying me down here.
Post by: Pope on January 05, 2016, 07:03:48 PM
Especially one who speaks Japanese and whose core skill is B2B sales and not anime.
Hahahaha
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 05, 2016, 08:29:05 PM
So I may be making a move back to Asia, this time Japan. Wrote my resume in Japanese and signed up for a myladders.com type site in Japan. Getting pelted by recruiters and companies that wouldn't mind having a token white guy at their company, especially one who speaks Japanese and whose core skill is B2B sales and not anime.
Gonna wait for the right opportunity, but I figure I'm completely wasting a skill I spent a lot of time acquiring. Figured I should give it a shot since I have nothing tying me down here.
Nooooo don't leaveeeee
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2016, 08:50:34 PM
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2016, 09:01:35 PM
Is there a Rick's in Japan?
Rick-san's
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2016, 07:22:37 AM
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2016, 07:49:52 AM
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2016, 10:23:02 AM
Got a 1.6% raise effective Jan 1. Thanks Obama.
retail therapy time
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2016, 10:33:26 AM
On the plus side, you can go back to banging Asian she-males on the reg.
Hahahaha
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2016, 10:34:30 AM
Post by: IATA on January 07, 2016, 12:06:22 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2016, 12:13:50 PM
what financial benefits do you get out of the move if you need to save money and excrement to make it happen?
That's what I'm struggling with internally right now. I know I can make more money and have a better career out there, but the upfront investment will be huge. Plus I poured a lot of money into my apartment that I just moved into last year.
Has to the the right opportunity I guess. I'm thinking at least 20-25pct increase in pay too to make it worth it.
Plus it's a huge Fuckn waste to be bilingual and not use the language skill I spent 15 years acquiring.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
That's what I'm struggling with internally right now. I know I can make more money and have a better career out there, but the upfront investment will be huge. Plus I poured a lot of money into my apartment that I just moved into last year.
Has to the the right opportunity I guess. I'm thinking at least 20-25pct increase in pay too to make it worth it.
Plus it's a huge Fuckn waste to be bilingual and not use the language skill I spent 15 years acquiring.
There's more to it than just making more money. Will you be happier there? is there an opportunity for advancement? If you took a step back you will be ahead of where you where? is the job good? don't take a excrement job because the money is better. IN general can you improve your life is the biggest benefit in the stricter sense, not necessarily more money. Hey unless you're going to party and partake in the Japanese Karaoke/Titty bars than what I said is bs.
You lived in Asia for a while did you like it there? You must have if you want to go back.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2016, 01:52:11 PM
That's what I'm struggling with internally right now. I know I can make more money and have a better career out there, but the upfront investment will be huge. Plus I poured a lot of money into my apartment that I just moved into last year.
Has to the the right opportunity I guess. I'm thinking at least 20-25pct increase in pay too to make it worth it.
Plus it's a huge Fuckn waste to be bilingual and not use the language skill I spent 15 years acquiring.
Become......Sayuki.
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2016, 02:54:16 PM
There's more to it than just making more money. Will you be happier there? is there an opportunity for advancement? If you took a step back you will be ahead of where you where? is the job good? don't take a excrement job because the money is better. IN general can you improve your life is the biggest benefit in the stricter sense, not necessarily more money. Hey unless you're going to party and partake in the Japanese Karaoke/Titty bars than what I said is bs.
You lived in Asia for a while did you like it there? You must have if you want to go back.
Fair points. I think it's more about finally doing something that I thought I would have been doing when I first got into the language 15 years ago. Only live once kinda thing.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 07, 2016, 02:57:42 PM
Fair points. I think it's more about finally doing something that I thought I would have been doing when I first got into the language 15 years ago. Only live once kinda thing.Friendly non-sarcastic advice:
Other than Mom, Dad and siblings you have no attachments, I think. If that's the case, go and don't look back. You're correct, you only live once and may never get another chance, have fun.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 07, 2016, 03:35:11 PM
Fair points. I think it's more about finally doing something that I thought I would have been doing when I first got into the language 15 years ago. Only live once kinda thing.You could just slowly forget the Japanese language. That would solve your problem.
Post by: MBGreen on January 07, 2016, 03:38:33 PM
You could just slowly forget the Japanese language. That would solve your problem.Whoa...dont want to start any wars.
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Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2016, 08:13:05 PM
Friendly non-sarcastic advice:
Other than Mom, Dad and siblings you have no attachments, I think. If that's the case, go and don't look back. You're correct, you only live once and may never get another chance, have fun.
I second this. If I had made effort to be fluent in two incredibly marketable languages and had no attachments, I'd go wherever those skills was going to pay me the most money.
I'd give up a testicle to live in NYC as it's my favourite place in the world, but I appreciate that if you've lived there all your life you may feel differently.
Post by: Tommy on January 07, 2016, 09:47:27 PM
I second this. If I had made effort to be fluent in two incredibly marketable languages and had no attachments, I'd go wherever those skills was going to pay me the most money.
I'd give up a testicle to live in NYC as it's my favourite place in the world, but I appreciate that if you've lived there all your life you may feel differently.
Thanks. I agree with you and Puck. freak it. Let me try it out. Worst scenario I come back to NYC. Not the end of the world. HK didn't work out but maybe Tokyo will.
Post by: Johnny English on January 07, 2016, 09:54:19 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 08, 2016, 07:05:32 AM
Did you buy your apartment in New York?
Nah, rental. Still had to buy everything new since I sold everything before going to HK.
Post by: JFIF on January 08, 2016, 09:02:14 AM
Did you buy your apartment in New York?
How many people have you met who actually own an apartment in Manhattan
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2016, 09:13:01 AM
How many people have you met who actually own an apartment in Manhattan
The only people I know who live in Manhattan own their apartment, although they're old and Jewish and rich.
Anyway, I thought Tommy was in Hoboken? Or is that where he was before he went to HK?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 08, 2016, 09:18:17 AM
There's more to it than just making more money. Will you be happier there? is there an opportunity for advancement? If you took a step back you will be ahead of where you where? is the job good? don't take a excrement job because the money is better. IN general can you improve your life is the biggest benefit in the stricter sense, not necessarily more money. Hey unless you're going to party and partake in the Japanese Karaoke/Titty bars than what I said is bs.
You lived in Asia for a while did you like it there? You must have if you want to go back.
America will be happier with him there. The needs of one are irrelevant compared to the needs of a few hundred million.
Post by: Tommy on January 08, 2016, 12:30:23 PM
The only people I know who live in Manhattan own their apartment, although they're old and Jewish and rich.
Anyway, I thought Tommy was in Hoboken? Or is that where he was before he went to HK?
That was before HK. Had to give that up. Besides, getting too old for roommates anyway. Got this one in astoria back in March. My best one so far.
Post by: IATA on January 08, 2016, 01:30:38 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 08, 2016, 02:36:11 PM
gaijin smash your way to the top
That country stands zero chance. Of all the Japanese speaking gaijin I've ever met, I'd be a god amongst insects. Part of the incentive for me going.
Post by: IATA on January 08, 2016, 03:05:44 PM
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Post by: Miamipuck on January 08, 2016, 03:18:57 PM
From what he told me, he learned the language from hanging out in a couple of bars in Tokyo and befriended a couple of Yakuza over the course of time. Before you say that's bullshit, he had about a zillion tattoo's not of the American kind and they called him Rudolph because they never ever included him in their reindeer games, if you get my drift. He was just drinking/ tattoo buddies with them. I think his story was true but I can't 100% verify it. Anyway, he was a hot excrement cold caller and a cool dude but freaking crazy. I haven't seen him in 15 years, the last I saw of him he was hanging out on a dude's private yacht.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 09, 2016, 03:35:46 AM
You're the first Japanese speaking white guy I know who didn't learn it to better understand anime or hentai, so I can see that
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I know a guy like that, friend of a friend who is short, plain looking, and boring. He pulls nice Japanese tail regularly. It's not much of an accomplishment.
Post by: Tommy on January 09, 2016, 09:28:02 AM
I know a guy like that, friend of a friend who is short, plain looking, and boring. He pulls nice Japanese tail regularly. It's not much of an accomplishment.
Just want to make it clear that I never studied for the poon either. Wasn't into Asians back then at all. Hell ironically knowing Japanese has helped me get laid by non-Japanese chicks way more. Japanese girls in general just love any dude who isn't Asian. Also, like 90pct of them are ugly anyway, so pulling one ain't difficult all else being equal.
Post by: ons on January 09, 2016, 10:19:34 PM
Getting pelted by recruiters and companies that wouldn't mind having a token white guy at their company, especially one who speaks Japanese and whose core skill is B2B sales and not anime.
So sad and so true
Post by: IATA on January 10, 2016, 10:35:02 AM
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 10, 2016, 11:18:43 AM
Oh boy a promotion is coming my way. I now get to tell 3 groups of people what to do instead of just 1.No more Coke cans for this guy!
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Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2016, 11:22:27 AM
Oh boy a promotion is coming my way. I now get to tell 3 groups of people what to do instead of just 1.
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Hopefully a raise comes with that?
Post by: IATA on January 10, 2016, 03:52:57 PM
Hopefully a raise comes with that?
to be negotiated. The old department manager died, so I got her departments. I would have had them come July anyways once she retired, so I dunno what to expect raise wise. It'll be something, just not sure what. All my new people seem happy with me taking over.
Post by: Tommy on January 10, 2016, 03:57:26 PM
to be negotiated. The old department manager died, so I got her departments. I would have had them come July anyways once she retired, so I dunno what to expect raise wise. It'll be something, just not sure what. All my new people seem happy with me taking over.
I wouldn't wait for them to make an offer. Think of a number that you think would be fair, then add 20pct. I'd take that and tell them that's what you're expecting given the new responsibilities and workload. If you wait for them then it'll be a lowball offer and it's tough to move up from there. Better to put the ball on their court. From a negotiating standpoint anyway.
Post by: JFIF on January 11, 2016, 09:33:25 AM
to be negotiated. The old department manager died, so I got her departments. I would have had them come July anyways once she retired, so I dunno what to expect raise wise. It'll be something, just not sure what. All my new people seem happy with me taking over.
What a sentence
Post by: Tommy on January 14, 2016, 09:17:03 PM
I'm nervous because up until now I've been coasting on my sales skills. Creating a cross border strategy for a company in another country in another language? I dunno.
Post by: Johnny English on January 14, 2016, 10:47:43 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 14, 2016, 10:55:29 PM
Because of the low number of male faculty, we're usually "placed" into a sport that needs coaching help.
I've had basketball since last year. I'm not really passionate about the sport, but it's something to do and some extra cash on the side. Plus, I get to build stronger relationships with a lot of my skill position players that play. We've actually been really successful as well, so that makes it more fun than it could be.
Here's the issue: I did it alone with some part-time assistance from another young guy last season with no problems at all. This year, another guy volunteered for the assistant spot. He's a former varsity head coach that was very unsuccessful (fired after a 2-19 season), but he knows a lot. However, he flips the freak out on these kids. He's one of the least intimidating people I've ever met and a complete spaz.
I have a bunch of 15 and 16 year olds on the roster and not one them responds to his style. And when he gets upset, the alpha group (three oldest and best players) laugh at him and don't take him seriously at all.
Well, we lost tonight without one of our best players. We're 7-2...off to a great start. He lost his excrement on them after the game and they started laughing at him. It got even worse. He started cursing and screaming at the top of his lungs. It was embarrassing to watch. You don't talk to kids like that, even if they are being dicks. Two of them want to quit the team after this.
I'm sure multiple players are going to tell their parents and that won't be good for him. I don't really know how to handle this situation. He called me about an hour after the game and apologized...sounding genuinely remorseful. But this isn't the first time this has happened.
What's the best way to handle this? I know I'm going to have to deal with my principal and the Athletic Director (my real boss). I plan on going to the AD tomorrow morning to give him a heads up because excrement is going to hit the fan.
Should I talk to this other coach too or should I just let the higher ups deal with him? I honestly don't want him around anymore. It isn't good for the morale at all. He's a distraction.
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 04:26:08 AM
will you ever see this guy in any capacity other than this basketball team?
I think that also depends on your relationship with your bosses. Are they type of people you can confide in and have a regular conversation with and they're receptive?
Lots of variables.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 15, 2016, 05:29:00 AM
Sounds like a conversation you probably should have had with him a long time ago. I don't know if a conversation with him at this point is going to accomplish anything considering it seems like it's past the point of no return in terms of how the players view him.
This is his first year at my school. He's been teaching and coaching for almost 20 years though. And I'm not exactly sure what he did at his last school, but I know when a former teacher of the year winner is forced out the door, something is off.
He told me a story about why he was let go from his last basketball program. Something like parents thought he was too animated on the sidelines. I thought he was just making an excuse for himself because his team was so awful...
I've talked with him more than a few times about how he talks to kids. Sometimes jumping someone's derriere is the right thing to do. He just doesn't know when to turn it off. It isn't my job to tell him what he can and can't say though, so I just reason with him and sort of tell him to chill when he flips. He always apologizes to me for it, so knows he's wrong. It's just strange.
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will you ever see this guy in any capacity other than this basketball team?
I see him every day. We have the same lunch too, so he's always around. He's cool to me and honestly has good intentions. I just think he needs to step away for a while and chill.
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I think that also depends on your relationship with your bosses. Are they type of people you can confide in and have a regular conversation with and they're receptive?
Both of them are very similar. They absolutely hate any kind of conflict, however they are also very understanding. My head coach did not hire this guy. The school district did. He doesn't really care for him, but he didn't have much of a say either way. But he's also extremely loyal (to a fault) with his staff. I could walk in and call him a fat freak today and he'd have my back forever for some reason.
Because he's sort of old school, I just worry that if I go to him before parents start rolling in, he'll see it as me throwing this supposed youth minister family man under the bus. That really isn't who I am either. I'm just trying to protect myself and the program.
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 15, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 15, 2016, 06:48:24 AM
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 06:49:27 AM
I'd be telling the higher ups I don't want the guy around. People who can't control their emotions just continue repeating the same loop of acting like a retard and then begging for forgiveness. If he gets to stick around you're just starting a countdown to the next incident.
This is pretty true. Especially past a certain age.
Maybe you can get away with that excrement if you're Bobby Knight, but you can't be doing that in high school athletics.
I'd handle it more delicately though. He's gotta see this guy everyday so you have to account for that.
Either he agrees to take a step back in terms of his involvement of the team or he's gotta be replaced. Sounds pretty toxic.
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 06:50:18 AM
Walked into work at 7:40 and there's already two sets of parents waiting in the main office to complain about what happened last night.
That means the situation is playing out on its own. That should make it easier for you to not have to get directly involved, only ancillary.
Post by: ukilledkenny on January 15, 2016, 07:05:04 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 15, 2016, 07:09:58 AM
I'd just want to make sure none of his excrement ends up making me stink too.
That's my only concern. I want to distance myself from this ASAP.
Post by: Tommy on January 15, 2016, 07:14:52 AM
You don't know until you try. What do you stand to lose?
Very true. This was part of the motivation in the first place. Gotta keep reminding myself of it. Thanks.
Post by: guinness77 on January 15, 2016, 07:40:02 AM
I hate to say it, you're the head coach (I'm assuming). You should have pulled him aside and told him to shut the freak up and control your excrement the first time he acted out of line, but I suppose you're way passed that point by now, so distance yourself and hope your kids stick up for you.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 15, 2016, 07:44:33 AM
That's my only concern. I want to distance myself from this ASAP.
Give them our website address. We'll take care of it.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 15, 2016, 09:52:15 AM
Distance yourself from the assistant. From everything you've written here I would guess the kids on the team would vouch for you if you get pulled into this crap.
I hate to say it, you're the head coach (I'm assuming). You should have pulled him aside and told him to shut the freak up and control your excrement the first time he acted out of line, but I suppose you're way passed that point by now, so distance yourself and hope your kids stick up for you.
I'm confused because he made it sound like he's the head coach, but then mentioned HIS head coach. Does the school not have an AD? That's who I'd have gone to, but at this point, I'd just express concern to whomever is handling it and be frank about what happened. Make it clear that it isn't personal, but he has issues with it. If you handle it diplomatically and saying only what you need to and keeping it limited to actions rather than personality, they'll deal with it. The fact that you weren't the first one to bring it up really helps. I'd also mention that he apologized. They're not going to care about that aspect, but it covers you with the guy. Admin is admin. They don't have to have a working relationship with the guy as colleagues. You do. Give them the info they need, but make it clear to the guy that you appreciated that he apologized, but you had to be honest with the school about the behavior and you can't tolerate it.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 15, 2016, 10:46:07 AM
I'm confused because he made it sound like he's the head coach, but then mentioned HIS head coach. Does the school not have an AD?
When I talk about my head coach, I mean in football. He is also the Athletic Director.
I am the head JV basketball coach. The head varsity basketball coach is pissed today.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2016, 11:00:14 AM
Post by: Pope on January 15, 2016, 11:05:08 AM
Post by: JFIF on January 15, 2016, 11:10:34 AM
I would apologize by blowing him
You would also scold him that way.
Post by: guinness77 on January 15, 2016, 11:10:43 AM
When I talk about my head coach, I mean in football. He is also the Athletic Director.So the hot headed guy is your assistant on the JV?
I am the head JV basketball coach. The head varsity basketball coach is pissed today.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 15, 2016, 11:12:08 AM
So the hot headed guy is your assistant on the JV?
He was. Not anymore as of 15 minutes ago. They asked him to step down and he did.
It was a weird situation though. He was considered my assistant, but I didn't have the authority to get rid of him.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 15, 2016, 12:14:40 PM
He was. Not anymore as of 15 minutes ago. They asked him to step down and he did.
It was a weird situation though. He was considered my assistant, but I didn't have the authority to get rid of him.
That's cool nature took care of your worries.
Post by: guinness77 on January 15, 2016, 12:41:32 PM
He was. Not anymore as of 15 minutes ago. They asked him to step down and he did.I would think it's the ADs job to hire and fire coaches. I'm sure if you went to the AD and recommended he be let go because of what you've seen the AD would have taken that into consideration. Like puck said, though, things worked out and maybe you come out looking even better if the team continues to do well and the kids like/respect you.
It was a weird situation though. He was considered my assistant, but I didn't have the authority to get rid of him.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on January 15, 2016, 01:00:02 PM
He was. Not anymore as of 15 minutes ago. They asked him to step down and he did.
It was a weird situation though. He was considered my assistant, but I didn't have the authority to get rid of him.
Nor should you. As a fellow member of the faculty, it would be a excrement situation if you had been the one who had to fire him. The AD took care of it, so now you don't have to deal with any awkwardness or repercussions. Best way to go.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2016, 01:47:19 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 15, 2016, 01:55:51 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 15, 2016, 02:42:04 PM
Hire the guy back as a mascot.
I talked with another kid's dad about helping me today. He's going to take his spot. He told me last night that this guy was pacing around the gym last night talking to himself, so he figured something was wrong.
He also described him as a "walnut with ears" so he's already elite in my book.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 22, 2016, 06:39:37 PM
My work has a really lax dress code (collared shirt, no jeans, dress shoes) but I considered telling this kid he had to take the scarf off because it's against the dress code so he doesn't keep wearing it.
Post by: Pope on January 22, 2016, 06:55:32 PM
Post by: MBGreen on January 22, 2016, 06:57:16 PM
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Post by: bojanglesman on January 22, 2016, 07:25:42 PM
Probably just wants to blow youI agree.
Post by: Miamipuck on January 22, 2016, 09:43:10 PM
I agree.
Yep that's a certainty.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2016, 03:02:40 PM
Post by: JFIF on January 24, 2016, 03:22:59 PM
Let's be real, who doesn't want to blow me.
they only love you for your THC
Post by: bojanglesman on January 24, 2016, 03:28:26 PM
Let's be real, who doesn't want to blow me.Women.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 24, 2016, 03:29:31 PM
Women.
Yeah but still
Post by: Miamipuck on January 24, 2016, 04:38:54 PM
Women.
4 honks
Post by: Badger on February 13, 2016, 11:28:57 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 13, 2016, 11:37:58 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 15, 2016, 01:06:58 PM
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The investigation into García determined he hadn’t been to his office for at least six years—and possibly as long as 14 years — and had done “absolutely no work” between 2007 and 2010.
García was supposed to be supervising the construction of a water treatment plant, the BBC reports. But the water company thought the city council was in charge of García, while the city council thought the water company was in charge of him.
García argues he was bullied and given a job with no actual work to do because of his socialist politics.
#Goals
Post by: Tommy on February 17, 2016, 01:42:58 PM
Thanks.
Post by: Johnny English on February 17, 2016, 03:22:31 PM
Does anyone here know a thing or two about ad technology? Like SSP, SEO, etc. I dabbled a bit with google adsense when we had YDKF, but may be interviewing with ad tech company, and could use some help.
Thanks.
I think that after the experience with YDKF, it's fair to say that no, no one here knows a thing about SEO.
Post by: Badger on February 17, 2016, 04:08:11 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 17, 2016, 04:49:45 PM
It's more about web advertising in general. I think JFIF works in that industry.
Post by: MBGreen on February 17, 2016, 05:41:49 PM
JFIF made a sacred pinky promise to not talk about SEO.Do promises still count when your nostrils are stuffed with coke?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 04, 2016, 12:47:52 AM
A 31 year old woman with a 16 year old son (do that math) comes in to meet with all of her son's teachers. This meeting was supposed to take place at 4:00, but she strolls in 4:15.
Her kid is failing every class and there's really no chance that he passes anything. He isn't a strong enough reader to do well in any of his classes. We tried to get him an aide to read him his assignments, but his mother has to approve that. She declined months ago. We tried to put him in self-contained classes because he's a constant disturbance. She has to sign off on that too. Declined it, of course. I hate to say this about student, but he is scum and that's what he's going to be because it's allowed where he comes from. He's not changing.
This is where it gets good. Each one of us tells her specifically what's going on in every class. She's sitting there with this smug attitude. Disagreeing with everything that's said. After it all, she has the audacity to blame her son's failures on another student smelling bad in class.
"They ain't got no money. He wear the same clothes every day. He don't take showers. He don't wash his derriere. He can't concentrate because he smell sour! Y'all need to do something about that and stop worrying about my baby."
I read over it earlier in the week, but I pulled up the information about this scheduled meeting. She couldn't meet until after 3PM because she has to sleep until 2:30PM.
I asked her if she worked nights. She's unemployed.
I asked her why she needs to sleep all day then. ...because she's tired. I let her know that all of us have been up since around 6AM and that we're tired too. It isn't fun staying after work.
I asked her how she pays her water bill. The Crisis Ministries takes care of that for her. She's proud of this.
Then I asked her why in the hell she's going to talk down and make jokes about a child that may not be able to bathe at his house when she doesn't even pay for the water that she uses to wash with.
"Who you think I am? Don't come at me! You think you my momma or daddy or something! I'm da boss. I'm bad. You don't know me. Blah blah blah"
After her sorry derriere finished running her mouth, a social worker from our district let her know that he'd be by in the morning to examine their situation because her son has excessive absences. She dipped out really fast. Had to go clean up the trap house...and I can guarantee that he made a call to the Crisis Ministries and that free water check is about to stop coming.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 04, 2016, 01:10:05 AM
Post by: JFIF on March 04, 2016, 05:35:23 AM
Post by: guinness77 on March 04, 2016, 06:56:06 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 04, 2016, 08:07:09 AM
Christ, that kid never stood a chance.
My take from the story, it's a real shame, that and Heismanberg actually spends his day with bigger assholes than all of us here, I am disappoint. We have to up the ante.
Post by: MBGreen on March 04, 2016, 08:21:16 AM
I had to have a parent-teacher conference today with one of the worst people I've come across in this town.
A 31 year old woman with a 16 year old son (do that math) comes in to meet with all of her son's teachers. This meeting was supposed to take place at 4:00, but she strolls in 4:15.
Her kid is failing every class and there's really no chance that he passes anything. He isn't a strong enough reader to do well in any of his classes. We tried to get him an aide to read him his assignments, but his mother has to approve that. She declined months ago. We tried to put him in self-contained classes because he's a constant disturbance. She has to sign off on that too. Declined it, of course. I hate to say this about student, but he is scum and that's what he's going to be because it's allowed where he comes from. He's not changing.
This is where it gets good. Each one of us tells her specifically what's going on in every class. She's sitting there with this smug attitude. Disagreeing with everything that's said. After it all, she has the audacity to blame her son's failures on another student smelling bad in class.
"They ain't got no money. He wear the same clothes every day. He don't take showers. He don't wash his derriere. He can't concentrate because he smell sour! Y'all need to do something about that and stop worrying about my baby."
I read over it earlier in the week, but I pulled up the information about this scheduled meeting. She couldn't meet until after 3PM because she has to sleep until 2:30PM.
I asked her if she worked nights. She's unemployed.
I asked her why she needs to sleep all day then. ...because she's tired. I let her know that all of us have been up since around 6AM and that we're tired too. It isn't fun staying after work.
I asked her how she pays her water bill. The Crisis Ministries takes care of that for her. She's proud of this.
Then I asked her why in the hell she's going to talk down and make jokes about a child that may not be able to bathe at his house when she doesn't even pay for the water that she uses to wash with.
"Who you think I am? Don't come at me! You think you my momma or daddy or something! I'm da boss. I'm bad. You don't know me. Blah blah blah"
After her sorry derriere finished running her mouth, a social worker from our district let her know that he'd be by in the morning to examine their situation because her son has excessive absences. She dipped out really fast. Had to go clean up the trap house...and I can guarantee that he made a call to the Crisis Ministries and that free water check is about to stop coming.
I'm not sure i would've been able to keep my composure.
Post by: Hemi on March 04, 2016, 08:38:34 AM
I had to have a parent-teacher conference today with one of the worst people I've come across in this town.
A 31 year old woman with a 16 year old son (do that math) comes in to meet with all of her son's teachers. This meeting was supposed to take place at 4:00, but she strolls in 4:15.
Her kid is failing every class and there's really no chance that he passes anything. He isn't a strong enough reader to do well in any of his classes. We tried to get him an aide to read him his assignments, but his mother has to approve that. She declined months ago. We tried to put him in self-contained classes because he's a constant disturbance. She has to sign off on that too. Declined it, of course. I hate to say this about student, but he is scum and that's what he's going to be because it's allowed where he comes from. He's not changing.
This is where it gets good. Each one of us tells her specifically what's going on in every class. She's sitting there with this smug attitude. Disagreeing with everything that's said. After it all, she has the audacity to blame her son's failures on another student smelling bad in class.
"They ain't got no money. He wear the same clothes every day. He don't take showers. He don't wash his derriere. He can't concentrate because he smell sour! Y'all need to do something about that and stop worrying about my baby."
I read over it earlier in the week, but I pulled up the information about this scheduled meeting. She couldn't meet until after 3PM because she has to sleep until 2:30PM.
I asked her if she worked nights. She's unemployed.
I asked her why she needs to sleep all day then. ...because she's tired. I let her know that all of us have been up since around 6AM and that we're tired too. It isn't fun staying after work.
I asked her how she pays her water bill. The Crisis Ministries takes care of that for her. She's proud of this.
Then I asked her why in the hell she's going to talk down and make jokes about a child that may not be able to bathe at his house when she doesn't even pay for the water that she uses to wash with.
"Who you think I am? Don't come at me! You think you my momma or daddy or something! I'm da boss. I'm bad. You don't know me. Blah blah blah"
After her sorry derriere finished running her mouth, a social worker from our district let her know that he'd be by in the morning to examine their situation because her son has excessive absences. She dipped out really fast. Had to go clean up the trap house...and I can guarantee that he made a call to the Crisis Ministries and that free water check is about to stop coming.
That level of ignorance is hard to understand. That kid has her as an enabler, he will pay for this later in life.
Post by: guinness77 on March 04, 2016, 09:55:13 AM
That level of ignorance is hard to understand. That kid has her as an enabler, he will pay for this later in life.He's already paying for it, but, yeah, you're right. That kid will be in prison before he's legally able to drink.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 04, 2016, 11:08:25 AM
She also found a way to get another church to give her money so she could buy Christmas presents for her kids. 3 kids, 3 different fathers.
The epitome of hard work in America.
Post by: IATA on March 04, 2016, 11:12:39 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on March 04, 2016, 11:16:07 AM
it's hard work scamming the welfare systems. she probly spends a good amount of time doing that excrement. how depressing.
Yeah, she probably has to wake up at 1PM some days to get everything she needs.
Post by: Badger on March 04, 2016, 11:18:50 AM
I'm not sure i would've been able to keep my composure.
My job has hardened my poker face into steel.
Post by: MBGreen on March 04, 2016, 11:19:26 AM
My job has hardened my poker face into steel.Blue steel
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 04, 2016, 11:24:35 AM
Post by: Pope on March 04, 2016, 12:13:49 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 04, 2016, 12:36:00 PM
In 5 years I'm sure she will be screaming 'my babbeh dindu nuffin' at the police
Hahahahaha
Post by: JFIF on March 05, 2016, 03:55:40 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 05, 2016, 10:58:58 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on March 05, 2016, 12:48:11 PM
Are they taking the kids away from her or just making their lives suck even more? I'm all for that woman getting her free ride cut off and it's probably too late for those kids to not be pieces of excrement but their only chance is being away from the mom.
When DSS went over there yesterday, no one was home (surprise, surprise). So they couldn't evaluate the living situation. They'll get her today or Monday.
I doubt they'll take the kids. They were evicted from a Section 8 community that provides housing to single mothers because her son kept getting into trouble. Him and some other boys threw rocks at cars around October and they were arrested for it.
They're down in the absolute worst area now. Everything down there is bad. It would be very hard to take her children from her unless she's into drugs and I really don't think she is. Hopefully she'll basically be forced to get a job.
I had to fight to get another student out of his home and his mother was a proven prostitute and drug addict. DSS really doesn't want to displace children.
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 05, 2016, 04:07:43 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 17, 2016, 09:00:59 PM
Oh well. I better find something soon because I've been completely checked out of my current job and I likely only have about 2 or 3 months before they can me.
I have an interview on Monday for the VP of global sales for a company that manages some franchise restaurants globally. Should be interesting.
Post by: JFIF on March 17, 2016, 09:18:55 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 17, 2016, 09:24:11 PM
so you're making money now but hate your job?
My point is that I should be making more. Or at least I thought that it would pay off at some point.
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2016, 09:49:40 PM
I've done so many Skype interviews in Japanese but can't seem to find a company willing to even give me close to what I'm making now. I'm frustrated because the only Fuckn reason I bothered learning the language was that I thought it would make me money in the future. Turns out I was wrong apparently. I should've taken Spanish instead.
Oh well. I better find something soon because I've been completely checked out of my current job and I likely only have about 2 or 3 months before they can me.
I have an interview on Monday for the VP of global sales for a company that manages some franchise restaurants globally. Should be interesting.
Sorry to hear that Tommy, I completely sympathise - I know how precarious our chosen profession can be. Are you interviewing with companies in Japan, and if so are you looking at their salary offers as absolutes or relative to the cost of living there? I confess to knowing nothing about the relative costs of Manhattan and Tokyo, but is it possible that the offers are competitive there?
Post by: Tommy on March 17, 2016, 09:54:08 PM
Sorry to hear that Tommy, I completely sympathise - I know how precarious our chosen profession can be. Are you interviewing with companies in Japan, and if so are you looking at their salary offers as absolutes or relative to the cost of living there? I confess to knowing nothing about the relative costs of Manhattan and Tokyo, but is it possible that the offers are competitive there?
Cost of living out there is a little less, but not enough to justify a $30k+ drop in salary.
Meh. At least it looks good on my resume.
Post by: Johnny English on March 17, 2016, 09:58:10 PM
Cost of living out there is a little less, but not enough to justify a $30k+ drop in salary.
Meh. At least it looks good on my resume.
Sorry man, not sure I have any great advice there other than maybe a step backwards will give you the option to take a bigger step forward in another direction. What's your bigger picture?
Post by: Tommy on March 17, 2016, 10:20:43 PM
Sorry man, not sure I have any great advice there other than maybe a step backwards will give you the option to take a bigger step forward in another direction. What's your bigger picture?
I have no idea really. I feel my niche is helping Japanese companies expand overseas. I'm getting interest, just doesn't pay enough.
We'll see. This one may turn out pretty good though. I still have that global VP interview on Monday.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 18, 2016, 07:13:44 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 18, 2016, 07:30:35 AM
Just do your best sayuki impression and everything else will fall into place.Its a global VP position...he better show up to the interview in drag.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 18, 2016, 08:06:55 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2016, 08:43:07 AM
I still wish Klax hadn't exposed that before Tommy got somebody with that account.
Word, Sayuki would be going on a date with the "it burns when I urine kid" or another weirdo trying to pick it up.
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 09:04:50 AM
My boss emailed me this morning from London saying that he wanted to have an important conversation with me. I'm thinking "excrement, I'm either getting a warning, or canned." Turns out that the Director of Europe Sales quit, and he asked if I would come to London for 3 months and cover both the U.S and EMEA markets.
Came out of left field.
I still have some interviews lined up, but they want this to happen sooner rather than later.
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 09:09:35 AM
I still wish Klax hadn't exposed that before Tommy got somebody with that account.
Yeah, thinking back that was a weird move on his part. Dude really took himself seriously.
Post by: Fenwyr on March 18, 2016, 09:15:20 AM
Well, this is interesting.
My boss emailed me this morning from London saying that he wanted to have an important conversation with me. I'm thinking "excrement, I'm either getting a warning, or canned." Turns out that the Director of Europe Sales quit, and he asked if I would come to London for 3 months and cover both the U.S and EMEA markets.
Came out of left field.
I still have some interviews lined up, but they want this to happen sooner rather than later.
This sounds like an awesome opportunity. Winters over, so 3 months in London would be sweet. Also, you would be really hooking up your boss, which can only help in the short and long term.
Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2016, 09:21:07 AM
Well, this is interesting.
My boss emailed me this morning from London saying that he wanted to have an important conversation with me. I'm thinking "excrement, I'm either getting a warning, or canned." Turns out that the Director of Europe Sales quit, and he asked if I would come to London for 3 months and cover both the U.S and EMEA markets.
Came out of left field.
I still have some interviews lined up, but they want this to happen sooner rather than later.
In my Ahnold voice, "Do it" and do it immediately. You already know this, ask for stipends and such to do it.
Post by: Johnny English on March 18, 2016, 09:33:20 AM
Well, this is interesting.
My boss emailed me this morning from London saying that he wanted to have an important conversation with me. I'm thinking "excrement, I'm either getting a warning, or canned." Turns out that the Director of Europe Sales quit, and he asked if I would come to London for 3 months and cover both the U.S and EMEA markets.
Came out of left field.
I still have some interviews lined up, but they want this to happen sooner rather than later.
Seems like a bit of a no-brainer, if none of the jobs you're applying for are offering what you want you might as well take a three month secondment to London and see what comes of that.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 18, 2016, 09:50:42 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2016, 09:57:48 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2016, 10:01:59 AM
Tommy, do you excrement freaking rainbows?
He does wear them and would have stickers of them on his car if he had one.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2016, 10:22:19 AM
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 10:24:48 AM
Seems like a bit of a no-brainer, if none of the jobs you're applying for are offering what you want you might as well take a three month secondment to London and see what comes of that.
That's a good point. I have an interesting interview on Monday, and will find out about the Japanese company next week, so if they both come back negative then it's an easy decision for me I guess. I can always come back and revisit once my 3 months in London is over.
Pros:
- Chill in London for 3 months
- Get to travel all around Europe for free on business trips (and on weekends).
- More good excrement to put on my resume.
- Potentially more money in commissions/etc.
Cons:
- Will leave my comfy apt for shitty serviced apartment.
- Cost of living is higher.
- Will leave my comfy gig here and be expected to produce even more.
- Will be micromanaged.
I guess it's only 3 months or so.
Post by: Johnny English on March 18, 2016, 10:47:25 AM
That's a good point. I have an interesting interview on Monday, and will find out about the Japanese company next week, so if they both come back negative then it's an easy decision for me I guess. I can always come back and revisit once my 3 months in London is over.
Pros:
- Chill in London for 3 months
- Get to travel all around Europe for free on business trips (and on weekends).
- More good excrement to put on my resume.
- Potentially more money in commissions/etc.
Cons:
- Will leave my comfy apt for shitty serviced apartment.
- Cost of living is higher.
- Will leave my comfy gig here and be expected to produce even more.
- Will be micromanaged.
I guess it's only 3 months or so.
Plus also healthcare in the UK is free at the point of delivery for when your dick starts rotting.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on March 18, 2016, 10:55:09 AM
That's a good point. I have an interesting interview on Monday, and will find out about the Japanese company next week, so if they both come back negative then it's an easy decision for me I guess. I can always come back and revisit once my 3 months in London is over.
Pros:
- Chill in London for 3 months
- Get to travel all around Europe for free on business trips (and on weekends).
- More good excrement to put on my resume.
- Potentially more money in commissions/etc.
Cons:
- Will leave my comfy apt for shitty serviced apartment.
- Cost of living is higher.
- Will leave my comfy gig here and be expected to produce even more.
- Will be micromanaged.
I guess it's only 3 months or so.
If you're in London for 3 months, you're not going to care what your apartment looks like. You're not going to be spending as much time there in a city you haven't lived in before. The cost of living may be higher, but you drop all your money on excrement anyway. Maybe you can't do quite as much stuff, but it'll all be new. Increased responsibilities in a foreign market mean you're probably going to be better qualified for the jobs you want overseas.
Even the cons aren't really bad. Except the micromanaged part, but like you said, it's 3 months.
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 10:55:59 AM
Plus also healthcare in the UK is free at the point of delivery for when your dick starts rotting.
Hahahaha
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 10:57:06 AM
If you're in London for 3 months, you're not going to care what your apartment looks like. You're not going to be spending as much time there in a city you haven't lived in before. The cost of living may be higher, but you drop all your money on excrement anyway. Maybe you can't do quite as much stuff, but it'll all be new. Increased responsibilities in a foreign market mean you're probably going to be better qualified for the jobs you want overseas.
Even the cons aren't really bad. Except the micromanaged part, but like you said, it's 3 months.
That's very true. I've been there plenty of times, but it'll be cool to live in a new city again. The novelty wears off after 3 months anyway, so it's pretty much the perfect amount of time anyway.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2016, 11:37:34 AM
Plus also healthcare in the UK is free at the point of delivery for when your dick starts rotting.
I already assumed he had nothing left but a smoldering nub at this point.
Post by: ukilledkenny on March 18, 2016, 12:01:48 PM
Post by: IATA on March 18, 2016, 01:09:40 PM
you gotta goto london man.
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 01:20:22 PM
you'd likely be getting micromanaged in japan as well, all for less money, doing what i presume would be less prestigious work.
you gotta goto london man.
Well it's VP of sales for Asia, so pretty much a lateral move just different region. Opportunity to grow into a VP of Global sales if the company takes off. Haven't gotten an offer yet, so still up in the air though.
I'll just try and hold off a decision until I hear back from these two companies. My boss is on vacation next week, so I have some time. Though they'd probably want me there sometime in the next few weeks or so.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 18, 2016, 02:22:27 PM
Post by: Tommy on March 18, 2016, 02:34:12 PM
Wouldn't a job as VP of sales for Asia be a good stepping stone to put on your resume for an eventual move to Japan? Obviously your line of thought is good (waiting out opportunities while your boss is away anyway) but that's certainly something to consider.
I should probably clarify.
There are two jobs I'm waiting to hear from: VP of Global Sales for Trader Vic's, based in San Fran, and VP of Asia Sales for a Japanese company called Chatwork, based in Tokyo.
The Trader Vic's one is the most fun-sounding opportunity. Basically 80% global travel to resorts and any country that has a lot of tourists and sell to hotels to open their franchises.
The other is running sales for Asia for a Japanese company (potentially global sales) for some online business communication tool like Slack.
Both good opps, but I'd lean towards the Trader Vic's one. Sounds more exciting. My move to London for this job just delays my eventual departure, and the only upside is that I get to live in London for 3 months. I need to see how those two opps work out first.
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 10:37:13 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 14, 2016, 10:38:34 PM
Got my one year raise (22%) at the beginning of this pay period. It pushed my household into a new tax bracket.
a 22% raise? wtf
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2016, 10:43:53 PM
Got my one year raise (22%) at the beginning of this pay period. It pushed my household into a new tax bracket.
So you're officially off of food stamps and the govt tit?
Post by: Badger on April 14, 2016, 11:24:14 PM
So you're officially off of food stamps and the govt tit?
Depends how you look at it.
Post by: Tommy on April 14, 2016, 11:46:07 PM
Got my one year raise (22%) at the beginning of this pay period. It pushed my household into a new tax bracket.
That's awesome man. Don't forget the tax itemizations.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 14, 2016, 11:49:10 PM
Depends how you look at it.
Bar on you, next trip.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 15, 2016, 09:23:41 AM
Got my one year raise (22%) at the beginning of this pay period. It pushed my household into a new tax bracket.
Jesus! Good for you!
A few weeks ago I got my second promotion in three years. Like the last one, it came with exactly zero increase in salary. freaking "promotion." I've worked late almost every night since I got it. It's awesome. Really.
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2016, 09:52:27 AM
Jesus! Good for you!
A few weeks ago I got my second promotion in three years. Like the last one, it came with exactly zero increase in salary. freaking "promotion." I've worked late almost every night since I got it. It's awesome. Really.
That's not a promotion, Alio....that's just someone dumping more work on your desk.
Post by: Pope on April 15, 2016, 10:30:01 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 15, 2016, 10:42:01 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2016, 10:47:26 AM
Did "promotion" (in quotes) not make the point? I figured the sarcasm of "It's awesome. Really." would've come through at least.
It's
Post by: MBGreen on April 15, 2016, 10:51:22 AM
Did "promotion" (in quotes) not make the point? I figured the sarcasm of "It's awesome. Really." would've come through at least.
I picked up on it, just too lazy to amend the post.
if you want an increase in pay, just start putting pics of Diana Rigg in a bikini up in your cubicle. Someone will notice.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 15, 2016, 10:56:38 AM
I picked up on it, just too lazy to amend the post.
if you want an increase in pay, just start putting pics of Diana Rigg in a bikini up in your cubicle. Someone will notice.
25 year old Rigg
(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy196/PurrrWrekers/Diana%20Rigg/52704_dr_023_122_913.jpg~original)
or:
(http://assets.viewers-guide.hbo.com/large534d5d2e83500.jpg)
Post by: Tommy on April 16, 2016, 06:05:38 PM
Yeah, that's just a fancier title you can use while updating your resume
I used to think titles meant nothing but the difference between "business development manager" and "business development director" ended up being $20k. In interviews I always present my business card as proof.
Post by: JFIF on April 16, 2016, 06:07:44 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 16, 2016, 06:46:17 PM
I used to think titles meant nothing but the difference between "business development manager" and "business development director" ended up being $20k. In interviews I always present my business card as proof.
My business card for the last eleven years has had no title on it, only the market (for the last six years it has just said Strategic Accounts). Nothing annoys me more than jumped up 25 year old salesmen in their first suit they bought for themselves yelling to the world how they're a Director or a Senior Account Manager. If you need a title to do your talking then you need to worry about your numbers more.
I can't believe that the difference between BD Manager and BD Director hinges on the title more than it does your commission statement. I've always taken a commission statement with me to an interview - when it comes to the conversation about performance I tell them that no salesman is going to sit in front of them and say that his numbers are a bit crap, but here's proof that mine definitely aren't.
Post by: Tommy on April 16, 2016, 10:58:42 PM
My business card for the last eleven years has had no title on it, only the market (for the last six years it has just said Strategic Accounts). Nothing annoys me more than jumped up 25 year old salesmen in their first suit they bought for themselves yelling to the world how they're a Director or a Senior Account Manager. If you need a title to do your talking then you need to worry about your numbers more.
I can't believe that the difference between BD Manager and BD Director hinges on the title more than it does your commission statement. I've always taken a commission statement with me to an interview - when it comes to the conversation about performance I tell them that no salesman is going to sit in front of them and say that his numbers are a bit crap, but here's proof that mine definitely aren't.
Well I didn't mean the difference between "account manager" "sales executive" or "business development manager" etc, but being the Director of Sales carries more weight. It means you're responsible for the entire territory, which in my case is the U.S. I agree with everything else you said.
Bringing a commission statement is an interesting idea, but how will they know that you didn't just fabricate it?
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 16, 2016, 11:01:10 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 16, 2016, 11:17:46 PM
You could ask the same about the business card thing.
Well a business card, title, and place of employment is an easy thing for a company to prove.
Post by: Johnny English on April 16, 2016, 11:19:23 PM
Well I didn't mean the difference between "account manager" "sales executive" or "business development manager" etc, but being the Director of Sales carries more weight. It means you're responsible for the entire territory, which in my case is the U.S. I agree with everything else you said.I don't know how the US works, but in Canada a T4 is a T4.
Bringing a commission statement is an interesting idea, but how will they know that you didn't just fabricate it?
Post by: Tommy on April 16, 2016, 11:28:08 PM
I don't know how the US works, but in Canada a T4 is a T4.
Ah, like showing up with your W-2. Problem is that it only shows the total amount, which works just as well I guess. I like the idea of presenting materials during interviews, but can't think of a good point where I'd hand them over my W-2 as proof.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 17, 2016, 04:05:00 AM
Post by: Badger on April 17, 2016, 09:26:10 AM
I just pull out my dong at the interview. First thing. Catch em off guard.
Do you draw lightning bolts on the sides?
Post by: Miamipuck on April 17, 2016, 09:53:51 AM
I just pull out my dong at the interview. First thing. Catch em off guard.
Yeah I can hear that conversation:
Interviewer 1: What is that?
Interviewer 2: It looks like a rooster, only smaller.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 17, 2016, 10:05:53 AM
Do you draw lightning bolts on the sides?I thought everyone did.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 17, 2016, 02:32:44 PM
I just pull out my dong at the interview. First thing. Catch em off guard.
I usually do that as the interviewer. We could never work together.
Post by: Tommy on April 21, 2016, 09:18:30 PM
They said I'd probably spend some time in Tokyo first, then move me to HK or Singapore. Going back to HK means I'd have to pay a $12k tax bill there that I skipped out on, so going to have to stress Singapore.
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2016, 09:31:23 PM
Have a second interview with a Japanese company that competes with 3 different companies I've worked for in the past. Should be a shoo-in especially since I still have relationships with most of their potential prospects.
They said I'd probably spend some time in Tokyo first, then move me to HK or Singapore. Going back to HK means I'd have to pay a $12k tax bill there that I skipped out on, so going to have to stress Singapore.
Tax evasion in HK will probably cost you a pinky finger
Post by: bojanglesman on April 22, 2016, 01:40:22 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 22, 2016, 12:39:29 PM
Tax evasion in HK will probably cost you a pinky finger
No. $12k is not a big enough amount in HK to warrant removing his pinky. They'll cut off something smaller. Say goodbye to your dick, Tommy.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2016, 01:09:27 PM
No. $12k is not a big enough amount in HK to warrant removing his pinky. They'll cut off something smaller. Say goodbye to your dick, Tommy.
Tommy's dick is in a jar, on display, in Columbia's red light district.
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2016, 02:49:33 PM
Tommy's dick is in a jar, on display, in Columbia's red light district.
I didn't know the Ivy League was slumming it.
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2016, 03:03:42 PM
I didn't know the Ivy League was slumming it.
They have a Rick's on campus.
Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2016, 10:45:30 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 25, 2016, 10:59:08 PM
Second interview went very well. Unfortunately they really want me to be based out of HK. I don't particularly want to go back. Plus I'd be on the hook for a lot of money in taxes and CC debt that I left behind. Of course this happens.
Wait...you get all upset about people (especially immigrants) abusing the system here, then you bail on a tax bill and CC debt in a foreign country?
Post by: JFIF on April 25, 2016, 11:05:13 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 25, 2016, 11:07:37 PM
Wait...you get all upset about people (especially immigrants) abusing the system here, then you bail on a tax bill and CC debt in a foreign country?
Yes, but you see they're immigrants come to sponge off him. He's a conqueror taking what's rightfully his.
Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2016, 11:08:43 PM
Wait...you get all upset about people (especially immigrants) abusing the system here, then you bail on a tax bill and CC debt in a foreign country?
I wasn't an illegal immigrant. Had a valid work visa.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 25, 2016, 11:09:52 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2016, 11:13:17 PM
Btw I like how this thread started with me moving to HK and may end with me going back.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 25, 2016, 11:15:59 PM
I wasn't an illegal immigrant. Had a valid work visa.
Hahaha. This is gold. That's an amazing response.
Post by: Tommy on April 25, 2016, 11:17:52 PM
Hahaha. This is gold. That's an amazing response.
I know how you find it ironic and all, but it's completely different.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 25, 2016, 11:32:00 PM
I know how you find it ironic and all, but it's completely different.
Haha, it's not but please explain how it is anyway for the lulz.
Post by: IATA on April 25, 2016, 11:35:16 PM
I know how you find it ironic and all, but it's completely different.
(http://i.imgur.com/Lh8nMrn.gif)
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2016, 05:07:05 AM
I never claimed to not be a hypocrite or a law abiding person.
Btw I like how this thread started with me moving to HK and may end with me going back.
Why is this thread ending? Are we going to be hacked by Chechens this season?
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2016, 06:32:06 AM
Why is this thread ending? Are we going to be hacked by Chechens this season?
Ah, didn't mean end end. I was at the pub contemplating how I thought burning my bridge in HK was funny at the time, and how it's now biting me in the derriere.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 26, 2016, 08:14:41 AM
Second interview went very well. Unfortunately they really want me to be based out of HK. I don't particularly want to go back. Plus I'd be on the hook for a lot of money in taxes and CC debt that I left behind. Of course this happens.
Wait...you get all upset about people (especially immigrants) abusing the system here, then you bail on a tax bill and CC debt in a foreign country?
Yes, but you see they're immigrants come to sponge off him. He's a conqueror taking what's rightfully his.
I wasn't an illegal immigrant. Had a valid work visa.
Hahaha. This is gold. That's an amazing response.
I thought this was going to be a boring Tuesday, maybe not......this is Gold.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 26, 2016, 09:49:08 AM
I know how you find it ironic and all, but it's completely different.
I just thought it was hilarious. Sorry for laughing at your serious business. Tommy the Welfare Queen.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 26, 2016, 09:49:36 AM
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2016, 10:11:38 AM
"Yes, you overdue pay. You no pay. Very late. Why you no pay?"
"Okay, you pay, and okay. But you no pay and come, you no can go back to Merica. No leave airport. So pay, okay?"
Post by: bojanglesman on April 26, 2016, 10:23:48 AM
I called their version of the IRS and it was a hilarious exchange.
"Yes, you overdue pay. You no pay. Very late. Why you no pay?"
"Okay, you pay, and okay. But you no pay and come, you no can go back to Merica. No leave airport. So pay, okay?"
(http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/4-Full-Metal-Jacket-quotes.gif)
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2016, 10:29:26 AM
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2016, 11:00:02 AM
Presumably between that and your credit card debt, your credit rating over there will be screwed. Is that going to affect your ability to find somewhere to live?
I don't think credit really matters all that much out there. They practically give money away as long as you can prove you have steady income. At the time I was pissed about getting canned and just left in a huff without considering that being an international sales guy there was a good chance I'd have to head back there at some point, even on business. As my dad would often tell me "Tommy, you so smart you stupid."
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2016, 11:01:39 AM
As my dad would often tell me "Tommy, you so smart you stupid."
(http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/4-Full-Metal-Jacket-quotes.gif)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 26, 2016, 11:58:05 AM
Post by: Pope on April 26, 2016, 12:10:47 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on April 26, 2016, 01:18:29 PM
I never claimed to not be a hypocrite or a law abiding person.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ceee48c028a8131f6eaaef360e6ad343/tumblr_n1ubee4M3u1qzabxdo1_500.jpg)
Post by: Fenwyr on April 27, 2016, 09:24:24 AM
Still pissed that Billy Idol is doing his residency at a MGM property. I should be able to get free Crazy Girls tickets on the regular, so MB is excite.
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2016, 09:29:29 AM
So, the Vegas guy finally got a job in the casinos. Working for Caesar's now. Took a small step back to get in, but the perks are worth it. They own 9 properties here in town, and around 50 nationally. Less responsibility for the same pay with great opportunity to move up if I just grind and keep my head down for a few months.
Still pissed that Billy Idol is doing his residency at a MGM property. I should be able to get free Crazy Girls tickets on the regular, so MB is excite.
Congrats. Free bewbs is a great perk.
Are you still in I.T.?
Post by: Fenwyr on April 27, 2016, 09:34:05 AM
Congrats. Free bewbs is a great perk.
Are you still in I.T.?
Puck will love this... Senior ANALyst.
Running numbers for them. Boring, but can do it in my sleep. Hoping to get back into management in a few months.
EDIT: Didn't answer your question... Strictly numbers robot for now, but I can go full on IT or back to call center management in the near future.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 27, 2016, 09:36:36 AM
Free bewbs is a great perk.
Fun Fact: My wife was more excited about seeing that show than me. I'm not sure whether to be worried or just count my blessings.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2016, 09:39:11 AM
So, the Vegas guy finally got a job in the casinos. Working for Caesar's now. Took a small step back to get in, but the perks are worth it. They own 9 properties here in town, and around 50 nationally. Less responsibility for the same pay with great opportunity to move up if I just grind and keep my head down for a few months.
Still pissed that Billy Idol is doing his residency at a MGM property. I should be able to get free Crazy Girls tickets on the regular, so MB is excite.
Congrats man. Does that come with any discounted hotel rooms for friends/family?
Post by: Johnny English on April 27, 2016, 09:47:17 AM
So, the Vegas guy finally got a job in the casinos. Working for Caesar's now. Took a small step back to get in, but the perks are worth it. They own 9 properties here in town, and around 50 nationally. Less responsibility for the same pay with great opportunity to move up if I just grind and keep my head down for a few months.
Still pissed that Billy Idol is doing his residency at a MGM property. I should be able to get free Crazy Girls tickets on the regular, so MB is excite.
Nice. Guess you're stuck in Vegas for the long haul now then?
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 10:04:46 AM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 10:05:22 AM
Congrats man. Does that come with any discounted hotel rooms for friends/family?
"Hey, that's great and all, but what does it mean for me?"
Post by: MBGreen on April 27, 2016, 10:05:37 AM
"Hey, that's great and all, but what does it mean for me?"
hahahaha
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 27, 2016, 11:37:58 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 27, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
Puck will love this... Senior ANALyst.
Running numbers for them. Boring, but can do it in my sleep. Hoping to get back into management in a few months.
EDIT: Didn't answer your question... Strictly numbers robot for now, but I can go full on IT or back to call center management in the near future.
Awesome you're the world first analrapist, congrats.
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2016, 12:25:35 PM
Congrats man. Does that come with any discounted hotel rooms for friends/family?
Already working the angles.
Congrats Fen, that's great news.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 27, 2016, 02:56:22 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 03:27:05 PM
Thanks guys. Can probably get some crazy discounts, but let me warm the seat first.
Going with the whole family in July. Got a 2 BR at the Delano, but I'll be sure to trek down to Caesar's and throw away some money in honor of the new job.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2016, 03:33:02 PM
Going with the whole family in July. Got a 2 BR at the Delano, but I'll be sure to trek down to Caesar's and throw away some money in honor of the new job.
Stayed at the Delano last year. Your kids will love the wave pool.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 27, 2016, 03:48:56 PM
Stayed at the Delano last year. Your kids will love the wave pool.
Dude, stop trying to invite yourself to people's vacations
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 27, 2016, 03:55:00 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 27, 2016, 04:01:25 PM
Now I'm picturing coked out Tommy barging into Iggy's family vacation with a Vegas hooker.
Now I'm picturing it!
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2016, 04:08:05 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 04:10:53 PM
Stayed at the Delano last year. Your kids will love the wave pool.
We have stayed at Mandalay Bay before, but never Delano.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Now I'm picturing coked out Tommy barging into Iggy's family vacation with a Vegas hooker.
I would have them married inside of an hour.
Post by: Tommy on April 27, 2016, 04:45:53 PM
I would have them married inside of an hour.
Bachelor party in Cartagena baby!
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2016, 05:02:49 PM
Now I'm picturing coked out Tommy barging into the wave pool.
FTFY
Post by: Miamipuck on April 27, 2016, 05:22:13 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 27, 2016, 05:24:18 PM
I would pay to see Tommy and hooker crash Iggy's family vacation.
Tommy and Lexxxus: On Iggy's Vacation- On Cinemax, Spring 2018
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 07:27:36 PM
Tommy and Lexxxus: On Iggy's Vacation- On Cinemax, Spring 2018
Cinemax? You don't think Tommy will actually freak her?
You know what, you're probably right.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 27, 2016, 07:28:04 PM
I would pay to see Tommy and hooker crash Iggy's family vacation.
Yeah but you also said you'd pay just for shots of Tommy's dick without the rest.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 27, 2016, 08:54:21 PM
Yeah but you also said you'd pay just for shots of Tommy's dick without the rest.
I asked you to keep that confidential, I am never telling you anything again.
Post by: IATA on April 27, 2016, 11:27:01 PM
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2016, 06:12:37 PM
Pizza party > bag of Tostitos, suck it veterans
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 04, 2016, 10:02:19 AM
It's public service recognition week so we're getting a pizza party tomorrow.
Pizza party > bag of Tostitos, suck it veterans
At my job it's health and safety week. They gave us a safety based word scramble and word search like it's elementary school. If you do it you get entered in a raffle to win stuff that looks like it's from the dollsr store. at least we get a decent breakfast on Friday.
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 03:09:00 PM
The product is excrement, haven't made a cent in commission since December, and I'm being expected to wait around until new developments come about that'll help drive sales in the U.S. Market. My boss is coming to NY tomorrow for a week of meetings, and on Friday gave me hell for not scheduling enough. No one wants our shitty product. So I just said, freak this.
Sent out a nice email to my boss, his boss, and the NY head of our parent company. Got a call immediately from the MD of our parent company saying that he knew I was unhappy and wants to stick me into another group. Tempting. My immediate boss called me and said I embarrassed him by sending out that email without going to him first blah blah. freak it. Only opinion that matters is the MD of the parent company, and he wants me to stay.
Got a (what should be the final) interview tonight with that Japanese company tonight. A second interview with a similar company tomorrow, where I'd make more money. Gotta let the MD if I'm interested in the other division by Thursday.
It's nice to have options, but I know I should have at least waited. I just felt this was the right time.
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2016, 03:20:34 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 03:30:09 PM
Your boss should be embarrassed. If they knew you were unhappy, and he chose not to discuss it with you...then freak him.
That's a good point. I got more support from the MD of the parent company than my own direct boss. The again I sat right next to the MD.
Post by: Johnny English on May 16, 2016, 03:41:01 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 16, 2016, 04:23:44 PM
Sometimes it's just too hard to stay somewhere. If you're truly unhappy, you have to do what's best for you. If the job felt you weren't needed anymore, they'd let you go with little to no warning. There are two sides to "At-Will Employment."
Post by: JFIF on May 16, 2016, 04:34:19 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 04:37:13 PM
It's often not the smartest of ideas, but you've got options and it's not like you'll find yourself unable to find work even if the ones you're talking to right now don't work out. If you've got a few months of rent and bills in the bank then I don't think it's really an issue.
Yeah, I'm sure I could've milked a few extra paychecks, but as a salesperson I'm sure understand just how shitty it is watching people less talented than you are raking in the commissions because they sell a superior product.
If you get a new job in the next few weeks (and you're already looking at good prospects) there won't be any gap in employment on your resume. Like JE said, as long as you're safe financially in the short term, you should be fine.
Sometimes it's just too hard to stay somewhere. If you're truly unhappy, you have to do what's best for you. If the job felt you weren't needed anymore, they'd let you go with little to no warning. There are two sides to "At-Will Employment."
Very true. At least this way I leave on my own terms, and left behind a good track record.
Post by: Pope on May 16, 2016, 05:08:20 PM
Post by: JFIF on May 16, 2016, 05:09:19 PM
I'm Tommy's boss. He's full of excrement I fired him for coming in smelling like cheap whisky
Bourbon or bust?
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 05:13:14 PM
Being forced to sell a product that sucks and you don't believe is not being a salesman, it's being a con artist. I don't blame you. Working under those conditions is the worst. 5-6 months without commission? Surprised you didn't check out sooner.
Well I was getting paid a healthy base to barely show up or do anything. Plus I was waiting on a few big opps that fell through.
Post by: JFIF on May 16, 2016, 05:18:12 PM
Well I was getting paid a healthy base to barely show up or do anything. Plus I was waiting on a few big opps that fell through.
ah well...that'll do it.
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 05:23:53 PM
ah well...that'll do it.
I could've kept it up longer, but the world of financial info sales is not as large as you'd think. Don't wanna be branded a layabout or failure.
Post by: Johnny English on May 16, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Plus I was waiting on a few big opps that fell through.
Big game hunting. I'm the worst/best for that - I'm good at bringing in large deals, but it's a constant exercise in self motivation to make myself do enough midsized stuff to not go completely feast to famine.
Post by: JFIF on May 16, 2016, 05:54:20 PM
Big game hunting. I'm the worst/best for that - I'm good at bringing in large deals, but it's a constant exercise in self motivation to make myself do enough midsized stuff to not go completely feast to famine.
It really takes a lot of self discipline to not cruise after a big commission deal. I've never got the hang of it.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 16, 2016, 07:16:21 PM
If you ever stay at a hotel that has an Order Inn room service menu, burn the menu and tell the manager their room service was terrible.
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 09:24:03 PM
Big game hunting. I'm the worst/best for that - I'm good at bringing in large deals, but it's a constant exercise in self motivation to make myself do enough midsized stuff to not go completely feast to famine.
Pretty much. It especially sucks when those big deals die because of internal BS. Groups not working together, etc.
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 09:25:32 PM
Good for you Tommy. My first and last sales job had me lying everyday for a excrement company. The concept is great and people fall for it, but the owner is a freaking criminal.
If you ever stay at a hotel that has an Order Inn room service menu, burn the menu and tell the manager their room service was terrible.
Let's be clear, I don't care if I'm swindling a company, as long as I'm making money doing it. I usually have to promise them the world, and then my company can't deliver. Happened all the time.
Post by: Tommy on May 16, 2016, 10:01:41 PM
Good news is that they may just stick me in the Japan office and allow me to work from there. But he'll have to get back to me.
Oh well. Let's see how it goes. Still have other options.
Post by: JFIF on May 16, 2016, 10:16:23 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2016, 03:11:05 AM
I hear Harvey's is hiring. They're paying $15 an hour.Not yet.
Post by: JFIF on May 17, 2016, 04:28:55 AM
Not yet.
you missed the Canadian currency joke
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 17, 2016, 09:32:16 AM
Let's be clear, I don't care if I'm swindling a company, as long as I'm making money doing it. I usually have to promise them the world, and then my company can't deliver. Happened all the time.
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/xhww30orMbrlS/giphy.gif)
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 17, 2016, 09:33:01 AM
Post by: Tommy on May 17, 2016, 06:21:38 PM
I had time to kill between my interview and meeting my boss, so got a rub and tug. It was awesome.
Post by: Tommy on May 17, 2016, 06:24:06 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 17, 2016, 07:14:55 PM
I had an interview at 11:30 then had to meet my boss and head into the office to help him with the transition. He asked me nicely and figured it would look good to the rest of the company. Don't want to be a total dick. Gonna go in tomorrow morning again then I'm done.
I had time to kill between my interview and meeting my boss, so got a rub and tug. It was awesome.
Good idea to burn as few bridges as possible before getting the new job. I'm disappointed, though. I'd much rather see what you would have done if you had a new gig lined up already.
Post by: Tommy on May 17, 2016, 07:18:27 PM
Good idea to burn as few bridges as possible before getting the new job. I'm disappointed, though. I'd much rather see what you would have done if you had a new gig lined up already.
The financial sales world is not as large as you think. The older I get the more former coworkers I cross paths with. People were surprised to see me there, and even the MD said he was shocked because the email made it seem like I'd never be back, and personally gave me kudos for coming back to help. My coworkers were also surprised because, like you, they thought I'd pull the dick move and leave my boss out to dry.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 17, 2016, 07:38:22 PM
The financial sales world is not as large as you think. The older I get the more former coworkers I cross paths with. People were surprised to see me there, and even the MD said he was shocked because the email made it seem like I'd never be back, and personally gave me kudos for coming back to help. My coworkers were also surprised because, like you, they thought I'd pull the dick move and leave my boss out to dry.
Nah, I didn't think you'd pull the dick move without a job in hand. I'm disappointed, not surprised.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 17, 2016, 08:46:52 PM
I had time to kill between my interview and meeting my boss, so got a rub and tug. It was awesome.
hahahahaha
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 05:08:00 PM
Don't anyone feel sorry or say words of condolences, this happened for the best. I finally have 2 of 3 the poisonous relationships out of my life. I am so much better off. I have Hockey tonight and tomorrow then I am going fishing.
I haven't had a vacation in 8 years, that's not a problem any longer.
Post by: Tommy on May 19, 2016, 05:22:31 PM
Well I got laid off today, lol. My business "partner"finally won out. I have been working to get back to New York, I haven't really been trying but stuff was falling into place. Anyhow, I now have the impetus. Haha
Don't anyone feel sorry or say words of condolences, this happened for the best. I finally have 2 of 3 the poisonous relationships out of my life. I am so much better off. I have Hockey tonight and tomorrow then I am going fishing.
I haven't had a vacation in 8 years, that's not a problem any longer.
Probably like a weight off your back. Take some time for yourself and find something you really want to do. I'm sure you have enough saved up where it isn't an issue.
This is great news for you actually. Probably lowered your BP immediately.
Post by: Tommy on May 19, 2016, 05:28:59 PM
Still gonna keep interviewing with the other team. If I get a substantial bump in base salary then I may still make the move. Still have to hear back from that jap company too.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 05:36:27 PM
Probably like a weight off your back. Take some time for yourself and find something you really want to do. I'm sure you have enough saved up where it isn't an issue.
This is great news for you actually. Probably lowered your BP immediately.
After the initial shock of not going out on my terms, you're 100 percent correct.
Post by: Tommy on May 19, 2016, 05:40:13 PM
After the initial shock of not going out on my terms, your 100 percent correct.
Yeah I hear ya. It does suck when it happens, but then you get to the "you know what? freak them. I hated that place." I love that feeling of euphoria you have in between jobs. Enjoy it bud.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 05:52:01 PM
Yeah I hear ya. It does suck when it happens, but then you get to the "you know what? freak them. I hated that place." I love that feeling of euphoria you have in between jobs. Enjoy it bud.
Thank you Tommy, lol I don't want to enjoy it too much.
Post by: Badger on May 19, 2016, 07:30:05 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2016, 07:51:16 PM
As for the third of those relationships, as I said to you on PM I'm willing to permanently ban Bojanglesman for you but you'll have to increase the offer substantially. I quite like the hick.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 19, 2016, 07:52:38 PM
Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2016, 07:54:45 PM
Puck's still gay
No one's disputing that, I think he just wants the temptation removing. You two should just freak and get it over with.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 19, 2016, 07:55:00 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 19, 2016, 07:56:07 PM
No one's disputing that, I think he just wants the temptation removing. You two should just freak and get it over with.He fancies Sotlandjet's pink gloves more than me.
Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2016, 08:06:33 PM
He fancies Sotlandjet's pink gloves more than me.
I fancy Jennifer Lawrence more than I fancy Kate Upton, but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to give Upton the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life if the opportunity presents itself.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 19, 2016, 08:14:36 PM
I fancy Jennifer Lawrence more than I fancy Kate Upton, but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to give Upton the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life if the opportunity presents itself.Good point.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 19, 2016, 08:30:08 PM
I fancy Jennifer Lawrence more than I fancy Kate Upton, but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to give Upton the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life if the opportunity presents itself.
It doesn't take 30 seconds to say "Hi I'm your blind date Johnny English".
Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2016, 08:31:04 PM
It doesn't take 30 seconds to say "Hi I'm your blind date Johnny English".
In my hypothetical scenario I'm assuming that she's the blind one.
Post by: JFIF on May 19, 2016, 08:32:24 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 19, 2016, 08:34:04 PM
Kate Upton is 5'10. You'd be too busy drawing a map how to climb up her vagina.
If he can make it to fuckn Mordor he can figure his way into her snatch.
Post by: Johnny English on May 19, 2016, 08:37:46 PM
If he can make it to fuckn Mordor he can figure his way into her snatch.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l3V0wkQ2KKcAeW8Cs/giphy.gif)
Post by: guinness77 on May 19, 2016, 09:51:16 PM
Well I got laid off today, lol. My business "partner"finally won out. I have been working to get back to New York, I haven't really been trying but stuff was falling into place. Anyhow, I now have the impetus. HahaCongratulations. I suppose? You seem happy, so freak em
Don't anyone feel sorry or say words of condolences, this happened for the best. I finally have 2 of 3 the poisonous relationships out of my life. I am so much better off. I have Hockey tonight and tomorrow then I am going fishing.
I haven't had a vacation in 8 years, that's not a problem any longer.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 10:19:27 PM
Here's to turning over a new leaf, Puck.
Congratulations. I suppose? You seem happy, so freak em
Thank you guys!
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 10:22:09 PM
Tommy speaking complete sense for a change. Sometimes we need that push to move on to the place we really wanted to go anyway.
As for the third of those relationships, as I said to you on PM I'm willing to permanently ban Bojanglesman for you but you'll have to increase the offer substantially. I quite like the hick.
The third isn't that bad really, I have the 2 main ones totally gone goodbye. I am so much better off I can't accurately describe it to you. I was a little shocked but it's really for the better and I am just not saying it.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 10:22:45 PM
Puck's still gay
What are you doing tonight sweetie, I can now drive up to Virginia and we can have some fun.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 19, 2016, 10:23:09 PM
If he can make it to fuckn Mordor he can figure his way into her snatch.
5 honks
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 19, 2016, 11:04:16 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 19, 2016, 11:04:38 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 19, 2016, 11:08:21 PM
Post by: JFIF on May 19, 2016, 11:11:07 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on May 19, 2016, 11:42:56 PM
You can finally turn off the swear filter
fvck you
Post by: Pope on May 20, 2016, 12:29:37 AM
Well I got laid off today, lol. My business "partner"finally won out. I have been working to get back to New York, I haven't really been trying but stuff was falling into place. Anyhow, I now have the impetus. HahaToughest S.O.B. I know
Don't anyone feel sorry or say words of condolences, this happened for the best. I finally have 2 of 3 the poisonous relationships out of my life. I am so much better off. I have Hockey tonight and tomorrow then I am going fishing.
I haven't had a vacation in 8 years, that's not a problem any longer.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 20, 2016, 01:20:47 AM
I hope you can find a little less crazy in your life, bro.
Hahaha it's amazing how everything is normal, life is really good and before you know it you're locked up in a mental ward. (I am just referring to what happened to me).
Some of it was my doing, like staying in this job way too long, knowing full well that who I sat next to was so miserable it's difficult to accurately describe. I settled because I needed the medical insurance or I would have been really broke.
Here's an actual story, I am not sure if I posted it or not. I never really took vacation, maybe 3-4 days including the weekend but never longer. I decided to take the tongue to a tailgate for his 70th birthday, all expenses paid. David (the queynte I sat next to) asks me when I am coming back. It was a Monday night game. I told him I was coming back on Wednesday. He told me I need to come back on Tuesday. I told him in these exact words," Yeah that's not happening." He got louder, said the same thing, I got louder with the same response. He said finally you don't come back on Tuesday, don't come back. I asked him," Are you threatening me?" He started cursing at me. I picked my stuff up and left. My other partner at the time came running out and begged me not to leave. If I didn't leave I would have knocked him out.
That happened pretty regularly as well as the constant complaining I was texting my wife, " why does your wife insist on texting you?" I told him "because it's none of you freaking business". I am not kidding I got called into the managers office because of texting my wife. lol I very rarely texted other people during the day.
I will be honest I mailed that job in 3-4 months ago. I am happy I am gone it's the impetus for bigger and better things. I have settled for far too long both personally and professionally. The next 3 months are sure going to be fun.
Obviously, I am not perfect, I push boundaries in real life just like I do here but I am pretty loyal though and a good person. I have helped numerous friends and relatives when they're at their low point, I don't abandon people when it's convenient. Unfortunately, you don't find out if they're real friends until you need help.
WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS WHILE IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP 20 YEARS..,WHO IS TO BLAME?
Hahaha I guess it all depends who you ask.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 20, 2016, 01:22:48 AM
You can finally turn off the swear filter
Not happening, I enjoy it too much you player of the pink oboe lover of the older lady. lol
Post by: bojanglesman on May 20, 2016, 07:35:34 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 20, 2016, 08:02:49 AM
I'm sorry that you were targeted. Transgenders shouldn't be forced to endure this blatant discrimination. We support you and all your Puckbuddies.
Hahaha
Post by: JFIF on May 20, 2016, 08:59:37 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 20, 2016, 09:13:00 AM
Seriously though, glad this looks like a good thing Puck, and best of luck going forward.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 20, 2016, 09:33:25 AM
After the initial shock of not going out on my terms, you're 100 percent correct.
Getting laid off also allows you to collect unemployment. File for it, even if you don't need it. You've been paying into the system for years.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 20, 2016, 11:57:43 AM
Getting laid off also allows you to collect unemployment. File for it, even if you don't need it. You've been paying into the system for years.
Agreed.
Just make sure they take taxes out of the checks. And set aside some extra to pay more at the end of the year.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 20, 2016, 12:00:43 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 20, 2016, 12:04:30 PM
Can you get unemployment if you just get laid?
If you work 6 full consecutive months beforehand, yes.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 20, 2016, 12:10:53 PM
Can you get unemployment if you just get laid?
I don't have this problem.
Post by: Tommy on May 20, 2016, 02:16:19 PM
Getting laid off also allows you to collect unemployment. File for it, even if you don't need it. You've been paying into the system for years.
Only if you don't collect severance. I imagine Puck got some sort of severance. I tried collecting when I got laid off but they found out I got severance and denied me.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 20, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Only if you don't collect severance. I imagine Puck got some sort of severance. I tried collecting when I got laid off but they found out I got severance and denied me.
I am getting paid thru the end of June, full benefits and all. I was told I could collect if it's severance. freak it I am going to try.
Post by: Tommy on May 20, 2016, 04:12:09 PM
I am getting paid thru the end of June, full benefits and all. I was told I could collect if it's severance. freak it I am going to try.
Can't hurt, but the IRS will know you're still collecting paychecks.
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 20, 2016, 04:14:38 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 20, 2016, 05:09:45 PM
I have never collected unemployment ever.
Post by: MBGreen on May 20, 2016, 09:33:32 PM
No one's disputing that, I think he just wants the temptation removing. You two should just freak and get it over with.(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160521/ac08d8f3e408955f25f2fb49fd514de4.gif)
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 22, 2016, 11:27:19 AM
Can't hurt, but the IRS will know you're still collecting paychecks.
If they give you a lump sum got for it. If you keep getting checks, do not file until you receive the last payment. They will catch you (not that it happened to me or anything).
Post by: Fenwyr on May 22, 2016, 11:28:11 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160521/ac08d8f3e408955f25f2fb49fd514de4.gif)
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Hahahaha
Post by: IATA on June 21, 2016, 10:26:06 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2016, 02:48:28 PM
Post by: JFIF on July 06, 2016, 03:05:04 PM
Margins for salesman have gone down considerably and dealership ethics vary by location. A sales/finance manager and/or owner who's a prick will push you to do crazy volume and doesn't really care how you get there. Some of that has changed during the internet era, but I think the unscrupulous pushy car salesman is still very real.
You're probably going to hate your job if you take it, but..kiddos.
Post by: Tommy on July 06, 2016, 03:07:13 PM
I'm looking at a bunch of stuff for work and thinking of jumping into the sales game. I have 2 interviews at different chrysler, Jeep, and dodge dealerships in the area on Saturday. I know a few of you are in sales, anyone been a car salesman before?
Never been a car salesman, and it works a lot differently than service or solution sales, but some fundamentals never change. The most important quality of a salesperson is the ability to ask the right questions. The more you know about your client and their needs, the better position you'll be in to steer the conversation towards a decision. Best advice I ever got was "People don't like to be sold, they like to buy." I imagine if I were a car salesman I'd find out as much as I can about the person and suggest cars that fit their needs. If you try and push things they don't want, you lose their trust.
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 03:22:42 PM
I'm looking at a bunch of stuff for work and thinking of jumping into the sales game. I have 2 interviews at different chrysler, Jeep, and dodge dealerships in the area on Saturday. I know a few of you are in sales, anyone been a car salesman before?
No, but I've employed a couple before. Both were really successful salespeople at the dealerships, both were super hardworking but failed to make the transition to B2B, both ended up back in car sales. While the principle of sales is theoretically the same, I think that selling and buying cars is a far more emotional process than B2B stuff and requires a slightly different approach.
Usual maxims apply - two ears and one mouth, use them in those proportions. Don't tell people about features, don't tell them about prices, don't tell them why you're so much better than the competition. Ask them what they need from a vehicle, understand what their everyday lives look like, match the features of your vehicle to the things they need to do. Understand the strengths and weaknesses of your products - for example, a couple who walk into the showroom with their newborn are going to be a hard sell for a Wrangler and its pitiful side impact results. In car sales more than most, I imagine a lot of customers are going to be quite knowledgeable about your products, so you need to be as well.
It's a decent industry that isn't going away any time soon, but people buy people in that sector probably more than anywhere else I can think. Be approachable, pleasant and interested in listening to them.
As to the interview, be prepared for idiot questions. "Sell me this pen" is a popular one, and one that a surprising number of people get wrong. The answer is boring, but it's basically ask them a bunch of open questions like "tell me about your working day" and "what are your key responsibilities?" Unless they're being an absolute queynte, they'll answer honestly and when you get an obvious cue like "closing deals with customers" you can then go to "do you require the customer to sign a contract?" "Yes I do." "What do you do if the customer doesn't have a pen with them." "I offer them mine." The rest is obvious. It won't necessarily follow that shape but as long as you ask open questions (i.e. questions that don't have a yes/no answer) and then listen to the answers he gives you, it should be pretty straightforward.
I would always, always, always wear a suit and tie to an interview for a sales job. No one refuses to buy from someone who looks too smart or too professional.
Edit: Tommy said pretty much all of that in about a third of the words.
Post by: JFIF on July 06, 2016, 03:26:47 PM
B2B you're at least dealing with other business people so if you can improve their bottomline, they're more receptive. I also think there's a more general sense of empathy from other business people lacking in B2C that drives for better relationships.
Post by: Tommy on July 06, 2016, 03:42:01 PM
No, but I've employed a couple before. Both were really successful salespeople at the dealerships, both were super hardworking but failed to make the transition to B2B, both ended up back in car sales. While the principle of sales is theoretically the same, I think that selling and buying cars is a far more emotional process than B2B stuff and requires a slightly different approach.
Usual maxims apply - two ears and one mouth, use them in those proportions. Don't tell people about features, don't tell them about prices, don't tell them why you're so much better than the competition. Ask them what they need from a vehicle, understand what their everyday lives look like, match the features of your vehicle to the things they need to do. Understand the strengths and weaknesses of your products - for example, a couple who walk into the showroom with their newborn are going to be a hard sell for a Wrangler and its pitiful side impact results. In car sales more than most, I imagine a lot of customers are going to be quite knowledgeable about your products, so you need to be as well.
It's a decent industry that isn't going away any time soon, but people buy people in that sector probably more than anywhere else I can think. Be approachable, pleasant and interested in listening to them.
As to the interview, be prepared for idiot questions. "Sell me this pen" is a popular one, and one that a surprising number of people get wrong. The answer is boring, but it's basically ask them a bunch of open questions like "tell me about your working day" and "what are your key responsibilities?" Unless they're being an absolute queynte, they'll answer honestly and when you get an obvious cue like "closing deals with customers" you can then go to "do you require the customer to sign a contract?" "Yes I do." "What do you do if the customer doesn't have a pen with them." "I offer them mine." The rest is obvious. It won't necessarily follow that shape but as long as you ask open questions (i.e. questions that don't have a yes/no answer) and then listen to the answers he gives you, it should be pretty straightforward.
I would always, always, always wear a suit and tie to an interview for a sales job. No one refuses to buy from someone who looks too smart or too professional.
Edit: Tommy said pretty much all of that in about a third of the words.
I never got the "sell me this pen" question before, but some junior HR girl at Bloomberg asked me to sell her on a trip to Egypt (the country I visited prior to that). I asked her if she liked visiting places with historical significance, and she fuckn' said "No, I'm more of a resort kind of person." What a queynte. I told her that there was a gorgeous resort called Sharm el Sheik, but she countered with "Yeah, but it's far." Mind you, this was for a sales job at Bloomberg, which is a product that doesn't even have to be sold. I still get pissed about that.
Oh and as for sales-related interviews. Keep in mind that the person on the other side is a salesperson, and probably has been for a while. They, like all of us, are in it for the money, so don't be afraid to say that you want to get into sales because you want to make more money the harder you work. You're basically telling them that you're going to bust your derriere to make as much money as possible, and that's the whole point of sales.
Also, ask specific questions about quotas and what's expected. Commission rate, etc. Ask how incoming customers are divided between the salespeople.
And, last but certainly not least, CLOSE THE INTERVIEW. You never walk away from a meeting without knowing what the customer, in this case the interviewer, thinks of you. Your last question will be something like this: "Well, this sounds like a great opportunity, I think we'd work well together, I like the commission structure, and believe I can make a lot of money here. My last question to you is: what do you think of me?"
By asking him what he thinks of you will force him to essentially convince himself that he likes you and that you're qualified. Also a chance to address any objections or concerns that he may have. "Oh, well, you've never been in sales before..." Your answer to that could be "Right, but I know the concept. I'm tired of working my derriere off and not making much more than my colleagues. I also know cars, and I know the right questions to ask." Feel free to throw in a fake anecdote about having experiences with bad car salesmen who spent more time asking you about fishing than what kind of car you actually wanted. It'll show that you know what not to be.
But, of course, DO NOT FORGET the closing question I gave you.
Good luck!
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2016, 03:45:52 PM
I already have a suit being tailored to pick up Friday so I am on the right track there. Everyone has said sales is more listening than talking so I will definitely keep that in mind.
I kinda screwed myself not taking college as seriously as I should have so even if I hate sales I can still bust derriere and make some money after I learn the business a bit. Better than busting my derriere and making $15-20 an hour no matter what.
Post by: Tommy on July 06, 2016, 03:49:20 PM
Thanks guys. One dealership a friend of mine has been there awhile and says they are good to him. The other I met the owner through a family connection and he actually gave me a great deal on a car we were trying to unload. Like so good I don't think he made much if any money selling it.
I already have a suit being tailored to pick up Friday so I am on the right track there. Everyone has said sales is more listening than talking so I will definitely keep that in mind.
I kinda screwed myself not taking college as seriously as I should have so even if I hate sales I can still bust derriere and make some money after I learn the business a bit. Better than busting my derriere and making $15-20 an hour no matter what.
Well, the bright side is that if you do very well as a car salesman then college will matter less when you want to move onto another sales role. Companies want salesmen who can sell, not people who can quote Macbeth and do trigonometry.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2016, 04:31:38 PM
Well, the bright side is that if you do very well as a car salesman then college will matter less when you want to move onto another sales role. Companies want salesmen who can sell, not people who can quote Macbeth and do trigonometry.
Haha, I actually already took some of your other advice. I called the sales manager at my buddies dealership and he asked me what made me decide to try the transition to sales and I told him because I wanted to work hard and make as much money as possible for my daughter. He said that type of motivation is great for a salesman to have.
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 04:44:07 PM
Haha, I actually already took some of your other advice. I called the sales manager at my buddies dealership and he asked me what made me decide to try the transition to sales and I told him because I wanted to work hard and make as much money as possible for my daughter. He said that type of motivation is great for a salesman to have.
If you get the job I want a deal on a Wrangler. I wish I'd never sold my last one.
Post by: Tommy on July 06, 2016, 04:46:43 PM
Haha, I actually already took some of your other advice. I called the sales manager at my buddies dealership and he asked me what made me decide to try the transition to sales and I told him because I wanted to work hard and make as much money as possible for my daughter. He said that type of motivation is great for a salesman to have.
Ha nice. It really is the best and straightforward answer to that question. No one works in sales for the base salary.
Post by: MBGreen on July 06, 2016, 04:50:06 PM
If you get the job I want a deal on a Wrangler. I wish I'd never sold my last one.Ill buy a hellcat Challenger.
Im out for the tailgate
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Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 04:51:35 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 06, 2016, 04:58:15 PM
UKK, make MB your first call. That mug pays 110% of sticker, just make sure it's a lurid colour and tell him it's a collectible that can't lose money.UKK...if you want to make even more $$$, start selling overly expensive bicycles. JE and his wallet will be all over you like flies on excrement.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2016, 05:02:29 PM
If you get the job I want a deal on a Wrangler. I wish I'd never sold my last one.
Haha my dad said if I get the job he'll buy a wrangler from me too.
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 05:26:44 PM
Haha my dad said if I get the job he'll buy a wrangler from me too.
Do him a deal on one of these and then make him let you borrow it.
http://www.trucktrend.com/news/1607-spied-jeep-grand-cherokee-trackhawk-totally-undisguised/
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2016, 05:39:58 PM
B2C burnt me out because people are irrational and awful.
B2B you're at least dealing with other business people so if you can improve their bottomline, they're more receptive. I also think there's a more general sense of empathy from other business people lacking in B2C that drives for better relationships.
I can see this being something I struggle with. The main reason I didn't really try to move on from my previous job until they decided to downsize was I was left alone to do my work and didn't have to deal with many different people. Also, I don't think many businesses would give me a interview if I just call and ask for one.
Post by: Pope on July 06, 2016, 06:10:05 PM
Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep are excrement cars.
Americans love them though so you should be able to sell them.
I'm not a salesman, never will be, so my advice ends there.
However, as someone who was in the car market for a little while, nothing annoyed me more than pushy sales. I would give much more of my time and attention to salesman who seemed interested in finding a car that suited my budget and desires vs the dipshits that would push with questions like 'how much are you willing to spend a month' and 'I can get you into this car today but the deal goes away if you don't want it'. Plus, anyone that harassed me with calls and excessive voicemail would get blocked forever.
Just my two cents, but I feel like there are many who feel the same way as me. Plus, if you find a customer who really liked you there's a good chance they'll recommend you to friends and family.
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 06:24:21 PM
Well, I'll tell you this much. You're off to a really bad start.
Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep are excrement cars.
Americans love them though so you should be able to sell them.
I'm not a salesman, never will be, so my advice ends there.
However, as someone who was in the car market for a little while, nothing annoyed me more than pushy sales. I would give much more of my time and attention to salesman who seemed interested in finding a car that suited my budget and desires vs the dipshits that would push with questions like 'how much are you willing to spend a month' and 'I can get you into this car today but the deal goes away if you don't want it'. Plus, anyone that harassed me with calls and excessive voicemail would get blocked forever.
Just my two cents, but I feel like there are many who feel the same way as me. Plus, if you find a customer who really liked you there's a good chance they'll recommend you to friends and family.
All of this is exactly right except for Jeeps being excrement. As Enzo Ferrari said, Jeep is America's only real sports car.
Post by: Pope on July 06, 2016, 06:32:29 PM
All of this is exactly right except for Jeeps being excrement. As Enzo Ferrari said, Jeep is America's only real sports car.Enzo Ferrari sucked dick for bus fare then walked home anyway
Post by: Pope on July 06, 2016, 06:34:50 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on July 06, 2016, 07:13:04 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2016, 08:41:41 PM
Post by: JFIF on July 06, 2016, 09:23:03 PM
On the other hand you might be a natural and like it. I'm sure the guys who have met you can probably get a better sense if you have the personality and temperament for it.
Car Sales and the like tend to suck sometimes because there ARE salesman who are lying to your customers, and sometimes they might believe them even when you're trying to be honest. That can get incredibly frustrating.
IMHO the thing i'd worry about is getting "stuck" in sales. Some people like me, worked sales for the money, and then realized I hated it and couldn't do it anymore even though for years I was good at it. It's hard when you build your resume out of sales jobs and then try to transition to something else. You usually end up back at another sales job.
P.S. great advice by Tommy and JE.
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 09:42:16 PM
Post by: Johnny English on July 06, 2016, 09:42:48 PM
Enzo Ferrari sucked dick for bus fare then walked home anyway
I wish we had a like system on this site, just for this post.
Post by: Tommy on July 06, 2016, 11:35:50 PM
If you've never done sales before, don't be afraid to say "this isn't for me." Rejection and chasing customers can be mentally taxing, and many sales managers confuse being a persistent bulldozer with being a good salesman. The numbers might support that in the short term but generally it's not how you get referrals etc and your own customer base.
On the other hand you might be a natural and like it. I'm sure the guys who have met you can probably get a better sense if you have the personality and temperament for it.
Car Sales and the like tend to suck sometimes because there ARE salesman who are lying to your customers, and sometimes they might believe them even when you're trying to be honest. That can get incredibly frustrating.
IMHO the thing i'd worry about is getting "stuck" in sales. Some people like me, worked sales for the money, and then realized I hated it and couldn't do it anymore even though for years I was good at it. It's hard when you build your resume out of sales jobs and then try to transition to something else. You usually end up back at another sales job.
P.S. great advice by Tommy and JE.
Back during the credit crunch when no one wanted to buy anything, I worked for a company that was selling an unfinished renewable energy market research service the govt was handing out subsidies like candy. If you didn't hit $30k in sales a month, you got no commission. You did whatever you had to do to get that contract, including lying through the teeth and hiding all the imperfections. The company also hid an evergreen clause in the contracts so clients couldn't cancel unless they gave exactly 3 months notice. No more, no less. This kept people from canceling even though they knew they were duped. So the company got 2 years worth of cash from those suckers while the product and economy improved. It was awkward telling clients that wanted to cancel that they couldn't.
Funny thing is that the method worked. We churned out a bunch of sales and rode out the financial crisis. It was a British company. I learned a lot about high pressure sales and other sales tactics from them. British salespeople are some of the best I've ever seen. Even my current company is British and these guys know their excrement. It's the way they play with the language that really gets people. I really wish I could say "And I mean this with all due respect..." without sounding like a complete poopchute. excrement works though.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 07, 2016, 06:50:13 AM
Post by: Tommy on July 07, 2016, 07:28:17 AM
I'm at the point where I am not concerned about getting stuck in sales if this is what I end up doing. I don't have many other options to make the type of money I think I need to make for my family. If I have to do something I don't like to accomplish that I will. If I need to put in tons of hours struggling to figure it out at first I will. People with less intelligence than me are making a living for their family doing it so I can too.
Yeah, this isn't some career choice. Most people fall into sales because they don't have another trade or skill that they got into early. If you're good at it, you'll make money. Take the job but try and negotiate a higher base salary, or shop around for spots that have the highest base. You're going to have some up and down months, and having that guaranteed money will save you.
Post by: JFIF on July 07, 2016, 05:13:19 PM
I'm at the point where I am not concerned about getting stuck in sales if this is what I end up doing. I don't have many other options to make the type of money I think I need to make for my family. If I have to do something I don't like to accomplish that I will. If I need to put in tons of hours struggling to figure it out at first I will. People with less intelligence than me are making a living for their family doing it so I can too.
that's very easy to say now.
You can't predict how you'll feel about your life or your job in a few years.
Post by: Badger on July 07, 2016, 05:18:07 PM
that's very easy to say now.
You can't predict how you'll feel about your life or your job in a few years.
Then that caveat applies to any job he takes, not just sales.
Post by: JFIF on July 07, 2016, 05:19:57 PM
Then that caveat applies to any job he takes, not just sales.
That's true, but I think it particularly apply to sales because of the high turnover/stress levels.
Post by: IATA on July 07, 2016, 05:46:52 PM
While it would be a good career move, I can't leave my family for 12 months to goto another country and make the same amount of money I do now, all while living in another continent and not seeing my family.
Not to mention, I would have to take German classes because they won't consider extending/hiring me on unless I was fluent.
Blehhh. I hate saying no but it's not something I can feasibly pull off at this point in my life, 2 kids and a wife who is going back to school.
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Post by: JFIF on July 07, 2016, 05:50:23 PM
I was just offered a mid-level developer contract position with a database company based out of Germany that would begin August 15 by my old professor.
While it would be a good career move, I can't leave my family for 12 months to goto another country and make the same amount of money I do now, all while living in another continent and not seeing my family.
Not to mention, I would have to take German classes because they won't consider extending/hiring me on unless I was fluent.
Blehhh. I hate saying no but it's not something I can feasibly pull off at this point in my life, 2 kids and a wife who is going back to school.
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yeah, no freaking way dude.
I'd understand if the pay was way better, but otherwise no.
Post by: MBGreen on July 07, 2016, 06:18:48 PM
I was just offered a mid-level developer contract position with a database company based out of Germany that would begin August 15 by my old professor.
While it would be a good career move, I can't leave my family for 12 months to goto another country and make the same amount of money I do now, all while living in another continent and not seeing my family.
Not to mention, I would have to take German classes because they won't consider extending/hiring me on unless I was fluent.
Blehhh. I hate saying no but it's not something I can feasibly pull off at this point in my life, 2 kids and a wife who is going back to school.
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all the IT opportunities available in the Greater Toronto Area, and you found something on a different continent?
Post by: IATA on July 07, 2016, 06:25:03 PM
I'm "too old" for a lot of places to enter as entry level. I've had a couple really good interviews but they always hire someone younger because they're concerned how I would fit into the "office dynamic". Not to mention I have 2 kids and wouldn't be able to (in their words) "keep up with the hourly demands because of my other commitments".
It's hard to find a fit when you're a 32 year old competing with 22-25 year olds.
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Post by: MBGreen on July 07, 2016, 06:29:10 PM
I have been using my sil to help me find something, she's a head Hunter.
I'm "too old" for a lot of places to enter as entry level. I've had a couple really good interviews but they always hire someone younger because they're concerned how I would fit into the "office dynamic". Not to mention I have 2 kids and wouldn't be able to (in their words) "keep up with the hourly demands because of my other commitments".
It's hard to find a fit when you're a 32 year old competing with 22-25 year olds.
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That sucks.
Age discrimination shouldn't be a factor...but i'm not naive to think that it actually doesn't. I'm dealing with some other major bullshit from our HR dept, so i kinda feel your pain...just a different kind of pain.
I figured with the density of available IT work in Toronto, you'd have your pick of the litter.
Post by: JFIF on July 07, 2016, 06:29:55 PM
I have been using my sil to help me find something, she's a head Hunter.
I'm "too old" for a lot of places to enter as entry level. I've had a couple really good interviews but they always hire someone younger because they're concerned how I would fit into the "office dynamic". Not to mention I have 2 kids and wouldn't be able to (in their words) "keep up with the hourly demands because of my other commitments".
It's hard to find a fit when you're a 32 year old competing with 22-25 year olds.
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Ageism at work.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/07/06/eeoc-investigating-google-age-discrimination-lawsuit-says/86783512/
Post by: Pope on July 07, 2016, 09:14:37 PM
FWIW I'm 27
Post by: MBGreen on July 07, 2016, 09:18:38 PM
I feel the opposite, in the workplace I'm usually quite a few years younger than my peers and clients. I haven't interviewed in years though.Puck could be your dad
FWIW I'm 27
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Post by: JFIF on July 07, 2016, 09:18:52 PM
Just thinking out loud. I wonder if that actually happens to people though. Minus you know, careers that directly involve your appearance.
Post by: Badger on July 09, 2016, 08:50:23 PM
Post by: Tommy on July 09, 2016, 11:15:10 PM
http://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/my-best-employee-quit-on-the-spot-because-i-wouldnt-let-her-go-to-her-college-graduation.html
Someone's best employee was a college student and they're not reevaluating their own career?
Post by: Miamipuck on July 10, 2016, 01:31:47 AM
http://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/my-best-employee-quit-on-the-spot-because-i-wouldnt-let-her-go-to-her-college-graduation.html
That manager should be punched in the face, I can't believe someone would be that freaking obtuse.
Post by: Badger on July 10, 2016, 08:39:06 AM
I told him I was attending a funeral on Saturday. He asked what time the funeral was and if I'd be able to come in afterwards.
(No, I didn't come in)
Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2016, 10:34:42 AM
I'm assuming i'll be getting an offer, just not sure i'll get the salary i'm asking for. Hoping to hear something by the end of the week.
I should've sent Tommy in there on my behalf. I admit, my negotiating skills aren't the greatest.
Post by: Tommy on July 12, 2016, 10:40:44 AM
I just got out of a 2 hr second interview for this DBA position i applied for back in June. Got a tour of the plant, interviewed with the director of IT, shot the excrement with the other 2 DBAs i'd be working with (smart guys) and saw the area where i'll be working in.
I'm assuming i'll be getting an offer, just not sure i'll get the salary i'm asking for. Hoping to hear something by the end of the week.
I should've sent Tommy in there on my behalf. I admit, my negotiating skills aren't the greatest.
Good luck man. Negotiations have only just begun. Besides, since you're already employed you probably gave off an air of confidence without even thinking about it. Sort of like how married men, or guys with girlfriends all of a sudden see more opportunities than single ones. If you're the candidate they want, then they'll work with you. If they come back to you with a low-ball offer, just say that you aren't looking to make a lateral move, and it doesn't make sense to make a big change without getting a X% increase in salary. You're employed, so if they won't give it to you then who cares? You'll find someone who will. You're in a position of power, so don't be afraid to reject the offer and make them come back to you.
Post by: MBGreen on July 12, 2016, 10:42:12 AM
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 12, 2016, 10:50:52 AM
Good luck man. Negotiations have only just begun. Besides, since you're already employed you probably gave off an air of confidence without even thinking about it. Sort of like how married men, or guys with girlfriends all of a sudden see more opportunities than single ones. If you're the candidate they want, then they'll work with you. If they come back to you with a low-ball offer, just say that you aren't looking to make a lateral move, and it doesn't make sense to make a big change without getting a X% increase in salary. You're employed, so if they won't give it to you then who cares? You'll find someone who will. You're in a position of power, so don't be afraid to reject the offer and make them come back to you.
Spot-on advice.
I was once so overconfident in an interview that I leaned my chair back in a boardroom full of people interviewing me. I only even noticed because the president's eyes bugged out of his head and I thought "Oops!"
I still got a great offer that I turned down only because I was unwilling to move to Jersey.
Post by: Badger on July 12, 2016, 09:52:13 PM
I should've sent Tommy in there on my behalf. I admit, my negotiating skills aren't the greatest.
Relevant
https://vimeo.com/108626411
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 15, 2016, 02:02:27 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 15, 2016, 02:03:25 PM
Avoided getting laid off by switching departments and going back to night shift. Nights are lame but the schedule works out ok for watching our daughter. Definitely don't feel super secure but I can keep searching for other jobs without freaking the hell out for a bit.
still...a bullet dodged is a bullet dodged. Glad it worked out in the interim for you, dude.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 15, 2016, 02:05:47 PM
still...a bullet dodged is a bullet dodged. Glad it worked out in the interim for you, dude.
Yeah, that's how I feel for now. Don't have to jump into something crazy like car sales and hope I get good at it. I'm trying to get into the local carpenters union so hopefully that works out before some more cuts come.
Post by: Tommy on July 15, 2016, 02:11:33 PM
Avoided getting laid off by switching departments and going back to night shift. Nights are lame but the schedule works out ok for watching our daughter. Definitely don't feel super secure but I can keep searching for other jobs without freaking the hell out for a bit.
Night shift is actually ideal for interviewing for other jobs.
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 15, 2016, 02:12:19 PM
Avoided getting laid off by switching departments and going back to night shift. Nights are lame but the schedule works out ok for watching our daughter. Definitely don't feel super secure but I can keep searching for other jobs without freaking the hell out for a bit.
Damn, that's great! It's not at all ideal, but far better than the uncertainty of a whole new career in sales. Hope it all works out well in the end as well.
Night shift is actually ideal for interviewing for other jobs.
Great point.
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 02:20:55 PM
Speaking of layoffs, we got rid of a few of our engineers the other day as part of a restructuring of our service business. One guy we let go has been working 2.5 days a week on site at one of my larger customers, and he has been with the business for nearly 35 years. Within a few days of being laid off I placed him with one of our channel partners and subcontracted those 2.5 days out to them, meaning that he now has the same job as he had a couple of weeks ago but with a year and a half's salary as a lump sum. Sometimes these things work out pretty well.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 15, 2016, 02:22:59 PM
Good excrement JE. I'm nowhere near a position where getting laid off would work out that well for me. Hopefullly one day.
Post by: JFIF on July 15, 2016, 02:25:13 PM
I already have already taken a math test which I got a 100 on and been for an interview for the carpenters union. Ideally I would get into that even though it's a big pay cut for a couple years. I would very much like to have a skill that can be used anywhere under my belt.
if you like working with your hands and can get in there, that's the way to go.
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 02:35:01 PM
if you like working with your hands and can get in there, that's the way to go.
Definitely. If I had my time again, knowing what I know now, I'd definitely have taken a trade.
Post by: JFIF on July 15, 2016, 02:42:49 PM
Definitely. If I had my time again, knowing what I know now, I'd definitely have taken a trade.
Particularly in unionized states. As other members of the board who grew up in NY/NJ can attest to, it can be a sweet gig for many people in terms of pay, stability, pension. It's just hard to get in the door. Florida doesn't have real unions so it tends to be messy.
I never liked working with my hands personally. I always fidgeted with electronics and computer parts, but I hated going to shop class. I had crazy anxiety about the tools and machines. Didn't help our shop teacher had 4 fingers on one hand.
I do take pride when I can manage to DIY something around the house but that's about it. Couldn't do it professionally
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 03:04:19 PM
Particularly in unionized states. As other members of the board who grew up in NY/NJ can attest to, it can be a sweet gig for many people in terms of pay, stability, pension. It's just hard to get in the door. Florida doesn't have real unions so it tends to be messy.
I never liked working with my hands personally. I always fidgeted with electronics and computer parts, but I hated going to shop class. I had crazy anxiety about the tools and machines. Didn't help our shop teacher had 4 fingers on one hand.
I do take pride when I can manage to DIY something around the house but that's about it. Couldn't do it professionally
I do as much as I can on my own home - framing, drywall, plumbing and the like. I don't do electrics or structural - thankfully I have a family member who is a master electrician, he works for beer and food.
I really enjoy plumbing and carpentry, but if I were going into a trade I'd definitely be an electrician. You don't have to work outside in the winter. Even better, I'd follow down Pope's road and be a network tech.
Post by: MBGreen on July 15, 2016, 03:11:27 PM
I do as much as I can on my own home - framing, drywall, plumbing and the like. I don't do electrics or structural - thankfully I have a family member who is a master electrician, he works for beer and food.
I really enjoy plumbing and carpentry, but if I were going into a trade I'd definitely be an electrician. You don't have to work outside in the winter. Even better, I'd follow down Pope's road and be a network tech.
I'm sure your family member would tell you that being an electrician isn't as glamorous as it sounds. It's an excellent trade, and pays quite well if you do good work....but you could be working in dingy areas (small crawlspaces for example...saying to hi to the rats).
Despite that, if i were going into a trade, i'd go the Electrician route as well. My cousin is a master electrician too, and the work he does on the side is amazing. I'd buy his house in a second.
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 03:13:02 PM
I'm sure your family member would tell you that being an electrician isn't as glamorous as it sounds. It's an excellent trade, and pays quite well if you do good work....but you could be working in dingy areas (small crawlspaces for example...saying to hi to the rats).
Yeah, that doesn't bother me. As long as I don't have to go up on high roofs I've no problem. Remember, I'm well designed for working in small spaces.
Post by: MBGreen on July 15, 2016, 03:15:25 PM
Yeah, that doesn't bother me. As long as I don't have to go up on high roofs I've no problem. Remember, I'm well designed for working in small spaces.
My cousin and i were discussing this at the lake 2 weeks ago...he was telling me that he worked through the night, by himself, high up in the attic/crawlspace of a local church. It didn't sound too appealing.
He said it was so quiet, he could hear a pin drop. Some churches give me the creeps.
Post by: JFIF on July 15, 2016, 03:18:52 PM
I'm sure your family member would tell you that being an electrician isn't as glamorous as it sounds. It's an excellent trade, and pays quite well if you do good work....but you could be working in dingy areas (small crawlspaces for example...saying to hi to the rats).
Despite that, if i were going into a trade, i'd go the Electrician route as well. My cousin is a master electrician too, and the work he does on the side is amazing. I'd buy his house in a second.
I don't know one person who would associate glamour with electricians. I mean, maybe the first electrician. Edison walking around with gold chains and excrement.
Post by: MBGreen on July 15, 2016, 03:21:13 PM
I don't know one person who would associate glamour with electricians. I mean, maybe the first electrician. Edison walking around with gold chains and excrement.
haha
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 15, 2016, 03:21:21 PM
My cousin and i were discussing this at the lake 2 weeks ago...he was telling me that he worked through the night, by himself, high up in the attic/crawlspace of a local church. It didn't sound too appealing.
He said it was so quiet, he could hear a pin drop. Some churches give me the creeps.
The friend of mine who told me about the carpenters union being a good gig has been working on the new tappan zee bridge. He sent me a pic a few weeks ago of him hanging off the edge with his harness and nothing but water below him. Trades are valuable but they all come with some scary bullshit attached.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 15, 2016, 03:28:00 PM
Post by: JFIF on July 15, 2016, 03:29:52 PM
If I could do it all again, I'd be a high-end male stripper, specializing in middle-aged, widowed ladies with too much money.
Except we actually need more of you.
the rest of our positions are pretty expendable. I understand that the phrasing on this is not ideal.
Post by: Pope on July 15, 2016, 03:35:22 PM
Post by: Tommy on July 15, 2016, 03:58:48 PM
My father is an electrician. Pay is good and he gets state pension but he tells me frequently after doing it for almost 30 years his body is exhausted.
All men over 50 are exhausted.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 15, 2016, 04:45:00 PM
Also time and half if you work over 8 hours on any particular day. Time and a half anytime you work Saturday or evening shifts. Double time on Sunday. Better than anything else I can get without going back into debt for more school.
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2016, 06:26:25 PM
Yeah, that doesn't bother me. As long as I don't have to go up on high roofs I've no problem. Remember, I'm well designed for working in small spaces.
What if there were snakes?
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 06:50:02 PM
What if there were snakes?The only snakes in Canada are harmless grass snakes.
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2016, 07:50:53 PM
The only snakes in Canada are harmless grass snakes.
Until God Emperor Trump chases all the venomous snakes north of the border.
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 07:54:28 PM
Until God Emperor Trump chases all the venomous snake north of the border.They won't be able to get past the wall.
Post by: Badger on July 15, 2016, 07:56:53 PM
They won't be able to get past the wall.
Trudeau is going to build a chain link fence to keep the snakes out.
Post by: JFIF on July 15, 2016, 08:01:18 PM
That moves any place up a few notches in livability factor in my book. I'll take a bear any day. At least they have limbs.
Post by: guinness77 on July 15, 2016, 09:20:22 PM
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 11:18:56 PM
Trudeau is going to build a chain link fence to keep the snakes out.PMJT will personally welcome all of your snakes to Canada, hand them a hockey stick and make them happy, productive, harmless Canadian snakes. He's that good.
Post by: Johnny English on July 15, 2016, 11:20:11 PM
no poisonous snakes?Nope, none. Nor spiders. Our dangerous creatures are all massive.
That moves any place up a few notches in livability factor in my book. I'll take a bear any day. At least they have limbs.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 16, 2016, 02:22:48 AM
Nope, none. Nor spiders. Our dangerous creatures are all massive.
The good thing about a bear is you do not have to outrun it, you only have to outrun your slowest friend or wife.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 22, 2016, 10:15:45 AM
Every. freaking. Day.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 22, 2016, 10:28:45 AM
Ahh, it's that time of the day where SPL comes over to the chick that sits behind me to show her the pictures of her cats that she took the night before.You should bang her.
Every. freaking. Day.
Post by: MBGreen on July 22, 2016, 10:34:45 AM
You should bang her.
and her cats
Post by: Miamipuck on July 22, 2016, 11:09:17 AM
You should bang her.
It would get rid of all the tension.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 22, 2016, 11:13:43 AM
You should bang her.
The thing from the steelers game is more sexually attractive
Post by: bojanglesman on July 22, 2016, 11:55:57 AM
The thing from the steelers game is more sexually attractive
Gat damn. We may need pics then to prove it.
Post by: Tommy on July 22, 2016, 12:05:09 PM
Gat damn. We may need pics then to prove it.
You have a strange spank bank.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 22, 2016, 12:30:26 PM
You have a strange spank bank.My spank bank was bailed out by the government during the last recession.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 22, 2016, 02:25:27 PM
My spank bank was bailed out by the government during the last recession.
Your women freak you for food stamps.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 22, 2016, 02:30:39 PM
Your women freak you for food stamps.
You say that as if it's bad.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2016, 01:27:00 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2016, 01:59:00 PM
Post by: Pope on July 28, 2016, 02:12:53 PM
TIL "spongebob" is a gay slur at sexual harassment training
I hate when people ask dumbass pointless questions that drag this thing out 3x longer than it should be"Excuse me are the following considered offensive to gay people? Homo, bundle of sticks, Miamipuck, player of the pink oboe, and fairy?"
Post by: Tommy on July 28, 2016, 02:47:52 PM
I hate when people ask dumbass pointless questions that drag this thing out 3x longer than it should be
"So let's say, for example,..."
I fuckn hate that.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 02:56:28 PM
Post by: Tommy on July 28, 2016, 03:02:34 PM
Yeah nothing better than gut punching some poopchute that asks questions in a work meeting, especially one at the end of the day.
I got put into a committee at work for some reason at my last position and literally had to sit there for an hour doodling. Never said a fuckn word. Thankfully after switching divisions I'm out.
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2016, 03:07:09 PM
TIL "spongebob" is a gay slur at sexual harassment training
Get the freak out. I don't believe you.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 03:07:34 PM
I got put into a committee at work for some reason at my last position and literally had to sit there for an hour doodling. Never said a fuckn word. Thankfully after switching divisions I'm out.I can't recall the last time I asked a question in a work meeting. If my question is that important I wait to talk to the moderator myself.
Post by: Tommy on July 28, 2016, 03:11:34 PM
I can't recall the last time I asked a question in a work meeting. If my question is that important I wait to talk to the moderator myself.
That's why I like sales. We save meetings for clients where we can make money. I get the occasional one on one with my boss, but that's it. Maybe product related stuff.
Btw, you were a bond trader. Did you use Debtwire?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 28, 2016, 03:20:13 PM
Get the freak out. I don't believe you.
This was put forth, unsolicited, by the lawyer running the session. It was from an actual court case in CT involving police officers. I still don't know what to believe.
But you better believe I'm at least trying this one out on ravens fans at the tailgate
Post by: bojanglesman on July 28, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Post by: Badger on July 28, 2016, 04:17:19 PM
This was put forth, unsolicited, by the lawyer running the session. It was from an actual court case in CT involving police officers. I still don't know what to believe.
But you better believe I'm at least trying this one out on ravens fans at the tailgate
RAVENS FAN
SPONGEBOB
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 04:46:44 PM
That's why I like sales. We save meetings for clients where we can make money. I get the occasional one on one with my boss, but that's it. Maybe product related stuff.
Btw, you were a bond trader. Did you use Debtwire?
Nah we used proprietary, Bloomberg and Municenter. I actually was really more in sales than trading.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 28, 2016, 04:48:12 PM
RAVENS FAN
SPONGEBOB
Auction off spongebob stuff?
Post by: Tommy on July 28, 2016, 05:06:51 PM
Nah we used proprietary, Bloomberg and Municenter. I actually was really more in sales than trading.
Ah okay. My new position is selling to distressed debt investors. Not munis, though we do cover those as well.
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 29, 2016, 08:33:16 AM
I hate when people ask dumbass pointless questions that drag this thing out 3x longer than it should be
But why?
Post by: MBGreen on July 29, 2016, 08:35:32 AM
But why?(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160729/a77db4315740d68e96bca7b7914526df.gif)
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: bojanglesman on July 29, 2016, 09:41:37 AM
Post by: Badger on July 29, 2016, 10:04:44 AM
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2016, 02:50:22 PM
I start my new job on Sept.12
Post by: bojanglesman on August 11, 2016, 02:57:46 PM
put in my notice today.
I start my new job on Sept.12
Day after the Jets opener. Not a good idea.
Congrats on the new job. Somebody's gotta mop up after the peep shows.
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2016, 02:59:33 PM
Day after the Jets opener. Not a good idea.
Congrats on the new job. Somebody's gotta mop up after the peep shows.
thanks dude....it pays better than i thought.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 11, 2016, 03:05:05 PM
put in my notice today.
I start my new job on Sept.12
No more gubment cheese?
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2016, 03:21:36 PM
No more gubment cheese?
I already miss the afternoon naps.
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 11, 2016, 05:20:59 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2016, 06:25:51 PM
Congrats MB! You can afford a place in the city next year!Lol
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Badger on August 11, 2016, 06:44:51 PM
put in my notice today.
I start my new job on Sept.12
freak yeah
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on August 11, 2016, 06:55:39 PM
Nice job doe
Post by: IATA on August 11, 2016, 09:04:52 PM
Post by: JFIF on August 11, 2016, 09:38:39 PM
better gig all around?
Post by: MBGreen on August 11, 2016, 09:41:24 PM
congrats dude!!
Congrats man.Thanks fellas.
better gig all around?
Better mgmt, better money and more opportunities to learn/grow.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Johnny English on August 11, 2016, 11:09:14 PM
Thanks fellas.
Better mgmt, better money and more opportunities to learn/grow.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
And less Igor.
Post by: JFIF on August 12, 2016, 12:17:08 AM
And less Igor.
Total shot in the dark since I know nothing of this person;
Igor is cold, socially awkward and conniving.
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2016, 06:11:07 AM
Total shot in the dark since I know nothing of this person;He's a selfish, abrasive 70 yr old Russian from my dept.
Igor is cold, socially awkward and conniving.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 12, 2016, 09:58:00 AM
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Igor sounds like a cool dude.
You should acquire him before the Wall goes up
Post by: Badger on August 12, 2016, 07:34:12 PM
Igor sounds like a cool dude.I bet Igor stays in Manhattan.
Post by: MBGreen on August 12, 2016, 10:42:19 PM
I bet Igor stays in Manhattan.He has a condo in daytona beach.
/real talk
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: JFIF on August 13, 2016, 06:58:55 PM
He has a condo in daytona beach.
/real talk
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
so he likes white trash?
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2016, 07:04:39 PM
so he likes white trash?Don't most cold war Russians?
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 15, 2016, 08:44:10 AM
Post by: Tommy on August 15, 2016, 08:48:55 AM
I just found a spreadsheet in a management folder with an entire departments employees birthdays listed... I always thought there was an excessive amount of birthday cards flying around this place. That excrement is so annoying. Thankfully i am not on said list.
I once found a spreadsheet of all employees, their salaries, and bonuses. When I realized how underpaid I was I quickly started looking for a new job. I was tempted to share it but thought better of it.
Post by: MBGreen on August 15, 2016, 08:49:08 AM
I just found a spreadsheet in a management folder with an entire departments employees birthdays listed... I always thought there was an excessive amount of birthday cards flying around this place. That excrement is so annoying. Thankfully i am not on said list.Your birthday only matters here...and even that's a stretch.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Fenwyr on August 15, 2016, 08:55:42 AM
I once found a spreadsheet of all employees, their salaries, and bonuses. When I realized how underpaid I was I quickly started looking for a new job. I was tempted to share it but thought better of it.
I found one of those once. There were a couple WTF? salaries on the list, but I was pretty much in line for the position I had.
Post by: Miamipuck on August 15, 2016, 09:33:08 AM
Your birthday only matters here...and even that's a stretch.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
a giant stretch
Post by: MBGreen on August 15, 2016, 01:48:24 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on August 15, 2016, 01:51:41 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 15, 2016, 01:55:09 PM
MB in FU mode
I arrived at work this morning at 10:30am...went for lunch at 11am.
#realtalk
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 15, 2016, 03:12:25 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 15, 2016, 05:29:49 PM
lol he had already been saying he doesn't do excrement working for the govt for years. He is doing even less nothing now.My last 4 weeks will be like Peter fileting fish at his desk in Office Space.
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Badger on August 15, 2016, 06:48:49 PM
I once found a spreadsheet of all employees, their salaries, and bonuses. When I realized how underpaid I was I quickly started looking for a new job. I was tempted to share it but thought better of it.
I found one of those once. There were a couple WTF? salaries on the list, but I was pretty much in line for the position I had.
All of my coworkers salaries are public record.
Post by: MBGreen on August 16, 2016, 12:31:32 PM
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
Post by: Johnny English on August 16, 2016, 12:52:31 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 16, 2016, 12:54:49 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 08, 2016, 10:20:29 AM
Insert a new boss two levels up (called a center manager) that wrote the book on following the rules and all of the bullshit project engineering compliance guidelines that old management never used to give a excrement about. And now I'm getting held responsible for. It used to be if you managed your employees in somewhat competent fashion, got your work done and kept your customer happy, management left you alone. Now I have this bitch all the way up inside of my poopchute barking out orders, literally making demands, and pissing pretty much everyone off in general. When another manager at the same position as me left for a new job a couple months ago, instead of hiring a replacement for him, she decided that we were too "management top heavy" and dumped half of his employees and projects onto me. Then a month ago she hires a new boss (One level up, I report to her), with a similarly cunty skillset to dump all of her requests on to chase all of the managers around. They want me to spend most/all of my time filling out time consuming forms and checking off boxes instead of meaningful project work for my customer. I'm starting to reach my breaking point because I have 40+ hours of engineering work per week for my project, easily, and have been neglecting most of the project management/compliance BS my managers have been after me for, just doing the bare minimum to try and keep them off my back.
Currently on day 11 of not smoking weed and will probably start applying to jobs sometime next week. There's a moment just about every day where I consider just quitting with no contingency plan for my next job. I have contacts in several other companies that should be able to get me interviews, including some under the same umbrella organization, but all of which I would need to pass a drug test for. Going by conservative estimates I probably won't be clean for another 2-3 weeks. At least football starts Sunday.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 08, 2016, 10:26:39 AM
Post by: Tommy on September 08, 2016, 11:54:15 AM
My job has turned from a cakewalk into an annoying bullshit stressful waste of my time in the span of a couple months. I had been lucking out for years being under managers that gave less of a excrement than me. Think George Constanza when he laments getting fired from that company where he says "Ah man, it was so disorganized, I could have gotten away with so much over there!"
Insert a new boss two levels up (called a center manager) that wrote the book on following the rules and all of the bullshit project engineering compliance guidelines that old management never used to give a excrement about. And now I'm getting held responsible for. It used to be if you managed your employees in somewhat competent fashion, got your work done and kept your customer happy, management left you alone. Now I have this bitch all the way up inside of my poopchute barking out orders, literally making demands, and pissing pretty much everyone off in general. When another manager at the same position as me left for a new job a couple months ago, instead of hiring a replacement for him, she decided that we were too "management top heavy" and dumped half of his employees and projects onto me. Then a month ago she hires a new boss (One level up, I report to her), with a similarly cunty skillset to dump all of her requests on to chase all of the managers around. They want me to spend most/all of my time filling out time consuming forms and checking off boxes instead of meaningful project work for my customer. I'm starting to reach my breaking point because I have 40+ hours of engineering work per week for my project, easily, and have been neglecting most of the project management/compliance BS my managers have been after me for, just doing the bare minimum to try and keep them off my back.
Currently on day 11 of not smoking weed and will probably start applying to jobs sometime next week. There's a moment just about every day where I consider just quitting with no contingency plan for my next job. I have contacts in several other companies that should be able to get me interviews, including some under the same umbrella organization, but all of which I would need to pass a drug test for. Going by conservative estimates I probably won't be clean for another 2-3 weeks. At least football starts Sunday.
I quit my last position in April without a contingency plan and it actually worked out better for me. They begged me to come back and moved me to a better product.
I got real lucky though. Could've blown up in my face. Was a calculated risk though.
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2016, 08:35:23 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 12, 2016, 09:41:42 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/52ccd9/employers_and_managers_who_had_to_fire_someone_on/
This is incredibly entertaining and I'm less than halfway through
Post by: Laxin on September 16, 2016, 01:50:33 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 16, 2016, 02:15:24 PM
I've decided that I don't like my field all that much, and am going to go back to school... anyone else have any experience like this?
I worked in maintenance for a bank until I gave that excrement up and went back to school to get a job where I could actually feed my kids.
Good luck.
Post by: Pope on September 16, 2016, 02:16:58 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 16, 2016, 02:19:20 PM
I've decided that I don't like my field all that much, and am going to go back to school... anyone else have any experience like this?Once I decided, like you, to make that jump back into the third grade after many, many failures......well, I can't read or write. Carry on.
Post by: MBGreen on September 16, 2016, 03:02:07 PM
I've decided that I don't like my field all that much, and am going to go back to school... anyone else have any experience like this?Sometimes i question why i chose I.T. because it's a thankless job most of the time. Then i look at my paycheck...and all is well.
Good luck in your quest.
Post by: Badger on September 16, 2016, 08:17:46 PM
I've decided that I don't like my field all that much, and am going to go back to school... anyone else have any experience like this?
I think IATA did this.
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2016, 09:59:13 AM
Requires full-time availability.
I hope President Garrison fucks these people to death.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160918/d2280162d7aebecffaf235c1c4efa8e0.jpg)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2016, 12:59:50 PM
Post by: IATA on September 22, 2016, 01:18:06 PM
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2016, 01:21:20 PM
Call security
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I walked by her car on the way back in and she has a handicapped tag. Maybe it's a mental handicap, which would actually explain a lot of things.
Post by: IATA on September 22, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
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Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2016, 01:33:55 PM
Well key it then at the very least
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This
Post by: JFIF on September 22, 2016, 01:41:33 PM
I walked by her car on the way back in and she has a handicapped tag. Maybe it's a mental handicap, which would actually explain a lot of things.
Oversized clit
Post by: mj2sexay on September 22, 2016, 02:01:26 PM
Something tells me that would've been the end of my legal career, but still.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 22, 2016, 04:38:03 PM
Been interning for Legal Aid. Just did my first DWI refusal hearing. Was SO TEMPTED to begin my cross-examination of the police officer by loudly sniffing and asking, "anyone smell bacon in here?!"
Something tells me that would've been the end of my legal career, but still.
If you're going to end your legal career over a joke, it should at least be mildly amusing.
Post by: Tommy on September 22, 2016, 04:47:21 PM
I walked by her car on the way back in and she has a handicapped tag. Maybe it's a mental handicap, which would actually explain a lot of things.
Not sure what the rules are, but I believe as long as someone in your family is handicapped then you can use the tag. My aunt had multiple sclerosis and her kids would drive around in their cars and park in handicapped spots all the time.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 22, 2016, 04:50:02 PM
Not sure what the rules are, but I believe as long as someone in your family is handicapped then you can use the tag. My aunt had multiple sclerosis and her kids would drive around in their cars and park in handicapped spots all the time.
You're only supposed to use the placard with the handicapped person in the car and can be ticketed otherwise.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 22, 2016, 07:23:41 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 22, 2016, 08:01:57 PM
There was a hot derriere broad at my office, 6' blond she wore giant high heels and parked her 60k Mercedes in the handicapped spot.
Post by: mj2sexay on September 24, 2016, 08:39:59 AM
If you're going to end your legal career over a joke, it should at least be mildly amusing.
Three years of school, one of which has been spent assisting in the defense of the indigent has left me with a excrement ton of debt, a minimal amount of faith in people and absolutely no sense of humor. Good thing my sense of the appropriate is somewhat still intact.
Post by: Tommy on September 24, 2016, 04:37:46 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on September 24, 2016, 05:02:46 PM
I don't even know why people bother getting into law. If you end up working for the DA or whatever, you're not going to make much. Unless you graduate from a top tier law school your best case scenario is making around $120k as a staff attorney at one of the big corporate law firms, with no chance in hell of ever being on the partner track.
You have come to that conclusion during your extensive law career? As a lawyer myself....
Post by: Pope on September 24, 2016, 05:04:54 PM
You have come to that conclusion during your extensive law career?His experience with cocaine associates him with plenty of legal types
Post by: JFIF on September 24, 2016, 05:18:06 PM
You have come to that conclusion during your extensive law career? As a lawyer myself....
There's only two types of law. criminal and corporate apparently.
Post by: Miamipuck on September 24, 2016, 05:29:11 PM
There's only two types of law. criminal and corporate apparently.
Those are the only two I can think of. Lol
Post by: Tommy on September 24, 2016, 06:16:56 PM
Post by: Badger on September 24, 2016, 08:48:32 PM
There's only two types of law. criminal and corporate apparently.
You forgot bird law.
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on September 24, 2016, 09:52:07 PM
I don't even know why people bother getting into law. If you end up working for the DA or whatever, you're not going to make much. Unless you graduate from a top tier law school your best case scenario is making around $120k as a staff attorney at one of the big corporate law firms, with no chance in hell of ever being on the partner track.
You should tell Koz that bit of absolute truth.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 10:11:17 AM
So the HR department from this new company emails me today asking me for my HR Manager's contact info saying if they move forward with an offer they'll need to get my salary information from them. He also asked if I notified my current manager that I interviewed for this job. I reply back with the HR contact info and say that I haven't informed my manager yet but would be happy to do so if needed. He replies back saying to please inform my manager.
freak. I didn't want to talk to my boss until I knew for sure I have an offer and had signed something to make it official. The way things have played out are giving me hope I will get the job, but I rrrrreally didn't want to have this conversation until I was sure I'm on my way out of the company. currently sitting at my desk hiding my time and debating what to do. I guess I'll just suck it up but my boss may have a minor freakout and I don't know for sure I have a new job.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 10:15:20 AM
You can see the implication, what if they get a wild hair, find a candidate they like more, anything really and you're left with your dick in your hand.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 10:28:31 AM
No offense but why in hell would you tell anyone or let them contact someone at your job until you have a concrete offer in hand, that's nuts. This is like bl wearing a rubber to a date with a broad you want to bang. I have never let a company talk to a boss prematurely.
You can see the implication, what if they get a wild hair, find a candidate they like more, anything really and you're left with your dick in your hand.
I'm not worried about them finding someone else at my company, that wouldn't happen. Also not worried about them contacting HR, they are so far removed from the actual workforce of the company they barely know you exist until you have an issue.
Only thing I care about is turning my last weeks here into a shitshow with my boss and extending my 2 weeks notice into something longer than that. Also if I don't get the job then I'm on the shitlist here.
Before replying to this guy I talked to a friend who is a contractor for this company and said this is completely standard procedure.
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2016, 10:32:59 AM
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2016, 10:38:18 AM
If they want a confirmation of your salary then you provide them with a copy of your last year's whatever the US version of a T4 is.
If they want a reference from your current employer then they need to make you a concrete offer first, and have you accept it.
If they want to talk to your current employer before offering you the job I'd have very serious misgivings about how this company goes about doing business.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 10:40:43 AM
I'm not worried about them finding someone else at my company, that wouldn't happen. Also not worried about them contacting HR, they are so far removed from the actual workforce of the company they barely know you exist until you have an issue.
Only thing I care about is turning my last weeks here into a shitshow with my boss and extending my 2 weeks notice into something longer than that. Also if I don't get the job then I'm on the shitlist here.
Before replying to this guy I talked to a friend who is a contractor for this company and said this is completely standard procedure.
It's not standard to the business world SFD. You do not want a prospective employer contacting your current company without a firm, 100 legit offer, ever. No matter how much you think it's a lock or how much you think won't go wrong at your current job, do not let that happen.
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2016, 10:42:47 AM
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"He also asked if I notified my current manager that I interviewed for this job. I reply back with the HR contact info and say that I haven't informed my manager yet but would be happy to do so if needed. He replies back saying to please inform my manager."
I re-read this again, and it sounds even more absurd the 2nd time.
If they want job references, provide them with suitable ones. If they want salary info, provide them with your T4 (like JE suggested) or whatever the American equivalent is.
Outside of that...they're not entitled to anything else.
If it were me, I wouldn't provide any prospective employer with my salary history. They can ask me what my salary expectations are, and I would tell them. Then it's up to them if they want to make an offer. Bottom line.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 10:43:30 AM
Yeah, I echo all of the above.
If they want a confirmation of your salary then you provide them with a copy of your last year's whatever the US version of a T4 is.
If they want a reference from your current employer then they need to make you a concrete offer first, and have you accept it.
If they want to talk to your current employer before offering you the job I'd have very serious misgivings about how this company goes about doing business.
Yes yes yes
for once SFD, I am not trying to be sarcastic here, please be careful this isn't a smart way to get a new job, this new company sounds retarded.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 11:02:55 AM
I verified with a current employee of the company that this isn't out of the ordinary before providing the HR info.
I'm not worried about concerns about this companies business practices or potential retardation, they are in fact very legitimate.
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2016, 11:09:07 AM
Your concerns about the salary question are legitimate. It's not a huge deal to me because getting the freak out of my company is my primary concern, money is probably 3rd or 4th on that list. I would do just about anything to move the process along.
I verified with a current employee of the company that this isn't out of the ordinary before providing the HR info.
I'm not worried about concerns about this companies business practices or potential retardation, they are in fact very legitimate.
Not out of the ordinary for who? For a start, your current employer's HR department will tell them to go sling their hook if some other company calls them out of the blue and asks for verification of an employee's salary. Literally the only thing that will be achieved is that your current employer will be alerted to the fact that you're trying to get another job. It can have absolutely no benefit to you.
Don't let your desperation to get a new job cause you to freak up with your old one. Until you have a solid offer there is no new job and therefore you should take no action that would compromise your existing one. You said that the manager didn't seem like he'd done this before, and it certainly sounds to be the case. You are perfectly within your rights (and very sensible so to do) to tell him that you aren't going to put in your notice or alert your existing employer in any way to the fact that you're looking for a new job until such time as you have a formal written offer in hand.
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2016, 11:17:03 AM
Not out of the ordinary for who? For a start, your current employer's HR department will tell them to go sling their hook if some other company calls them out of the blue and asks for verification of an employee's salary. Literally the only thing that will be achieved is that your current employer will be alerted to the fact that you're trying to get another job. It can have absolutely no benefit to you.
Don't let your desperation to get a new job cause you to freak up with your old one. Until you have a solid offer there is no new job and therefore you should take no action that would compromise your existing one. You said that the manager didn't seem like he'd done this before, and it certainly sounds to be the case. You are perfectly within your rights (and very sensible so to do) to tell him that you aren't going to put in your notice or alert your existing employer in any way to the fact that you're looking for a new job until such time as you have a formal written offer in hand.
great post, and solid advice.
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 11:19:54 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 11:30:48 AM
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 11:34:30 AM
Welp I went from being nervous this AM into a full blown panic attack. Thanks for the advice guys, I know you're trying to help.
Call the guy you interviewed with and voice your concerns. You said you got along with him so just give it to him straight. I'm sure he'll understand, or at offer an explanation. Most importantly ask him if you got the job and when to expect an offer letter.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 11:35:52 AM
Call the guy you interviewed with and voice your concerns. You said you got along with him so just give it to him straight. I'm sure he'll understand, or at offer an explanation. Most importantly ask him if you got the job and when to expect an offer letter.
I've been debating whether or not to do this. What's the downside?
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 11:37:43 AM
I've been debating whether or not to do this. What's the downside?
There is none. It'll give you peace of mind rather than sitting in front of your computer waiting for an email response.
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 11:38:04 AM
I've been debating whether or not to do this. What's the downside?
He's probably at lunch now. Call him around 2pm.
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2016, 11:52:43 AM
There is none. It'll give you peace of mind rather than sitting in front of your computer waiting for an email response.
Exactly this, although some people are not as confident on the phone as you or I given it's what we're paid to do. I imagine SFD is fine though.
SFD, in your position I'd be positive but firm. Essentially it's this: "Bob, I'm really excited for the opportunity to work for you and Acme Products, but I'm sure you understand that without a formal offer I can't take the risk of compromising my existing employment. I'd like you to hold off on speaking to my current employer until I've been able to accept an offer from you and provide them with my official notice please."
If he refuses to provide you with an offer in advance of you providing notice to your current employer or without first speaking to your HR team, then you should thank him for his time and wish him luck in his efforts to find someone for the role, but explain that you're not willing to take that step of no return without first seeing a commitment from them.
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 11:54:30 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2016, 12:19:20 PM
Yeah, I echo all of the above.I second pretty much all of this. They can't just look at some pay stubs?
If they want a confirmation of your salary then you provide them with a copy of your last year's whatever the US version of a T4 is.
If they want a reference from your current employer then they need to make you a concrete offer first, and have you accept it.
If they want to talk to your current employer before offering you the job I'd have very serious misgivings about how this company goes about doing business.
Post by: IATA on October 07, 2016, 12:40:21 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 12:45:32 PM
I dunno the laws down there anymore, but would your current HR even be able to tell them your current salary? Up here they're only allowed to confirm employment or not.
I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to disclose salary.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 12:50:54 PM
I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to disclose salary.
They're not supposed to disclose anything really other than to confirm or deny employment if that. There are basic confidentiality laws.
You really have to find these requests odd.
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 03:53:46 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 05:30:00 PM
Called the manager's work # at 2pm, no answer. Called at 3pm, no answer. Called his work cell #, no answer. Decided to send him an email, included a lot that JE and others suggested. Have been freaking out since.
He just called me on my cell. Said he was out on a half day. told me he called and emailed the HR manager and told him to hold off on contacting my company. He was under the impression that this guy would give me a call directly to inquire about my salary. Told me all of my concerns were valid and that the HR manager was out of process. Didn't give me any more details about my chances for the job or an offer, but spent 5 minutes on the phone with me BSing and trying to make me feel better. He indicated that after the interview occurs, most of the remaining process is in the HR departments hands. The HR guy is working remotely out of NC this week, so he didn't talk to him directly.
I feel a million times better. again, thanks to everyone for their help and advice. Normally I would have kept this excrement to myself, but I know you guys know your excrement and can offer some valuable insight. That led to me making the right decision, whereas I normally would have left it alone. Thanks.
Post by: Johnny English on October 07, 2016, 05:55:48 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 06:08:53 PM
I should've told you to ask him what he thought about you. That usually seals the deal for me in every interview.
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 06:12:22 PM
Post by: MBGreen on October 07, 2016, 06:16:30 PM
JE and I recently went through similar processes with HR and job interviewing..so alot of this is still fresh on our minds.
Good luck in landing this gig.
Post by: Pope on October 07, 2016, 06:52:08 PM
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 06:54:50 PM
Not to beat a dead horse here but contacting HR/boss about interviewing elsewhere is usually a recipe for getting the axe immediately. A lot of places won't even give you the two weeks notice.
Especially in sales. They don't want you taking leads/client info.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 06:58:55 PM
He probably appreciates your persistence and courage to call him about it too. Most people wouldn't do that.
I should've told you to ask him what he thought about you. That usually seals the deal for me in every interview.
I actually did ask that at the end of my initial interview. I remember you stating that previously in this thread. He said he liked me and could see us having us having a great working relationship. 2 minutes later when he's walking me out he points in a general direction and says "yeah, you'd be siting somewhere over there." Still not getting my hopes up...
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 06:59:27 PM
Especially in sales. They don't want you taking leads/client info.
Exactly, when you're there you are the best thing since sliced bread, the minute they hear you want to leave or are leaving you're pond scum trying to rip the clients off or lazy or worse. It's pretty funny how quick the change is.
Post by: Tommy on October 07, 2016, 07:02:05 PM
I actually did ask that at the end of my initial interview. I remember you stating that previously in this thread. He said he liked me and could see us having us having a great working relationship. 2 minutes later when he's walking me out he points in a general direction and says "yeah, you'd be siting somewhere over there." Still not getting my hopes up...
Cool, glad you remembered. You basically got him to admit that he wants you to be the one, and even pictured you working there. Guarantee you that most people he's interviewed didn't ask that.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 07:04:17 PM
Not to beat a dead horse here but contacting HR/boss about interviewing elsewhere is usually a recipe for getting the axe immediately. A lot of places won't even give you the two weeks notice.
I know I sound like a crazy person but this wouldn't be that big of a deal to me. Not having to train my replacement would be worth it. not gonna go into all the details but I am so done with my company. They are fucked when I leave. No plan whatsoever for a direct replacement, I'm the most capable person in my department, and they would face very serious customer ramifications if I was to leave immediately.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 07:07:20 PM
Especially in sales. They don't want you taking leads/client info.
I'm not in sales but your point is well taken. Engineering isn't nearly as competitive from company to company as sales from my experience.
Also, I don't have an engineering degree and would potentially be moving to a business role (my degree) within an engineering company which is why I want this position so badly.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 07, 2016, 07:09:00 PM
I actually did ask that at the end of my initial interview. I remember you stating that previously in this thread. He said he liked me and could see us having us having a great working relationship. 2 minutes later when he's walking me out he points in a general direction and says "yeah, you'd be siting somewhere over there." Still not getting my hopes up...
He was looking for a hand job, that would have sealed the deal you slut.
I am glad it looks like it all worked out for you.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 07, 2016, 07:33:23 PM
He was looking for a hand job, that would have sealed the deal you slut.
I am glad it looks like it all worked out for you.
I slipped in a hand job for the female interviewer
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 09, 2016, 11:25:05 AM
Post by: Johnny English on November 09, 2016, 11:38:20 AM
Last day at the old job. Really tempted to start cracking beers at my desk and see if they stop me
Barack, is that you?
Post by: Tommy on November 09, 2016, 02:35:31 PM
Last day at the old job. Really tempted to start cracking beers at my desk and see if they stop me
I once brought in a can of craft beer that looked like root beer or some excrement, and not one person noticed. Just drank it with my lunch.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 15, 2016, 12:12:49 PM
"Jim: Hey, Dave, have you heard about that new steakhouse that just opened?
Dave: No, but you know how I love a great steak!
Jim: How about we get together for dinner this week? Of course, steakhouses are a lot nicer when you have a corporate credit card in your pocket."
Post by: MBGreen on December 15, 2016, 12:56:11 PM
from Ethics training-
"Jim: Hey, Dave, have you heard about that new steakhouse that just opened?
Dave: No, but you know how I love a great steak!
Jim: How about we get together for dinner this week? Of course, steakhouses are a lot nicer when you have a corporate credit card in your pocket."
company-paid steak is the best
Post by: Tommy on December 15, 2016, 01:12:08 PM
from Ethics training-
"Jim: Hey, Dave, have you heard about that new steakhouse that just opened?
Dave: No, but you know how I love a great steak!
Jim: How about we get together for dinner this week? Of course, steakhouses are a lot nicer when you have a corporate credit card in your pocket."
Being in sales in a nutshell.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 15, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
Being in sales in a nutshell.
This
Post by: Heismanberg on December 26, 2016, 10:49:24 AM
Hopefully it's not as dumpster fiery as my current town.
Post by: ukilledkenny on December 26, 2016, 10:50:53 AM
Got an OC job and I'm moving to Lafayette, Louisiana in about three weeks if I can get out of my contract in SC.
Hopefully it's not as dumpster fiery as my current town.
Congrats, hope you have some sweet wildcat plays drawn up.
Post by: Heismanberg on December 26, 2016, 10:52:05 AM
Congrats, hope you have some sweet wildcat plays drawn up.
We will only run the Wildcat and Fake Punt Pass.
Kinda off topic, but Dontari Poe threw the heaviest TD of all time last night out of the Wildcat. It was actually awesome.
Post by: MBGreen on December 26, 2016, 11:20:03 AM
Got an OC job and I'm moving to Lafayette, Louisiana in about three weeks if I can get out of my contract in SC.congrats mang
Hopefully it's not as dumpster fiery as my current town.
Post by: JFIF on December 26, 2016, 11:46:24 AM
Got an OC job and I'm moving to Lafayette, Louisiana in about three weeks if I can get out of my contract in SC.
Hopefully it's not as dumpster fiery as my current town.
Time to find the next Bobby Boucher.
Post by: Tommy on December 26, 2016, 12:14:19 PM
Got an OC job and I'm moving to Lafayette, Louisiana in about three weeks if I can get out of my contract in SC.
Hopefully it's not as dumpster fiery as my current town.
That's awesome. Good job man. Hope to see you in the NFL one day.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 26, 2016, 05:05:36 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 26, 2016, 05:08:51 PM
Post by: IATA on December 26, 2016, 09:14:22 PM
anticipate any issues getting out of the contract?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 26, 2016, 09:25:40 PM
Got an OC job and I'm moving to Lafayette, Louisiana in about three weeks if I can get out of my contract in SC.
Hopefully it's not as dumpster fiery as my current town.
Congrats dude, now you have no excuse not to make the tailgate due to geographical restrictions and lack of free time
Post by: ukilledkenny on December 26, 2016, 09:29:47 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on December 26, 2016, 09:32:25 PM
Everytime you argue with junc you need to bring up that you are on OC and he isn't.
junc could be a head coach in the NFL if he wanted to be
Post by: Miamipuck on December 26, 2016, 11:42:38 PM
junc could be a head coach in the NFL if he wanted to be
He does play flag football with Barry Sanders and Marshall Faulk.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 27, 2016, 11:22:19 AM
We will only run the Wildcat and Fake Punt Pass.
Kinda off topic, but Dontari Poe threw the heaviest TD of all time last night out of the Wildcat. It was actually awesome.
Congrats man! Best of luck too!
Post by: eyedea on January 05, 2017, 12:28:37 PM
Post by: Tommy on January 09, 2017, 02:15:35 PM
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2017, 03:47:04 PM
They opened up this Cadillac House showroom near my office with a coffee stand and a bunch of couches. I've turned it into my personal "nap time" area. It's perfect. Haven't got thrown out once yet.And you got to be on YouTube or something.
Post by: Tommy on January 09, 2017, 03:50:02 PM
And you got to be on YouTube or something.
Hahahaha that interview. Totally random.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2017, 09:43:29 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on January 21, 2017, 09:45:11 AM
All of the people here either sound Jamaican or like Boomhauer.Bet the gumbo is good.
Post by: Heismanberg on January 21, 2017, 09:56:35 AM
Bet the gumbo is good.
I've had it from three different places and all three were awesome.
Best thing I've had so far was crawfish etouffee. I could probably eat it every day and not get tired of it.
Trying some boudin today for lunch.
Post by: JFIF on January 22, 2017, 02:12:33 AM
All of the people here either sound Jamaican or like Boomhauer.
lol
Post by: IATA on April 01, 2017, 11:18:55 AM
boss: "this question isnt about if you would leave us for some great amazing job, its if you would leave for the same job elsewhere"
employee: "so this isnt a great job?"
boss: "well i mean, its great if you make it great"
employee: "then why the freak dont you guys make it great? this place freaking sucks."
boss: "well if you feel that way, you know the way out"
employee: "i cant, i dont have a great amazing job like you, i have the shitty job of making yours so great"
me: (https://media.giphy.com/media/5VKbvrjxpVJCM/giphy.gif)
boss left after that and wanted me to make it difficult for him. i had to point out that was exactly what the kid was talking about, he was literaly doing what the kid said he did. he backed off after that, didnt do any more surveys either.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2017, 01:15:39 PM
Surveys can backfire big time.
My department has 2 managers and a director. 1 manager has 4 senior employees, including. We are tight and the 5 of us work great together, so I know her anonymous reviews were solid. The other manager has 10 junior level employees, is freaking worthless as a manager, and is universally despised by her employees.
They really let her have it, and the director blamed them and sided with her, giving her carte blance to lay off anyone that even looks at her funny.
Good times.
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Post by: Tommy on April 01, 2017, 01:50:16 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 02, 2017, 08:04:54 AM
The company tracks weather patterns out in the ocean and makes recommendations on shipping routes to the shipping companies out there.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 02, 2017, 08:19:57 AM
Been living off that government teet since Thanksgiving after finally failing to avoid getting laid off. Start a new job I have no experience in tomorrow just a few weeks before unemployment would have ended.That's what you told your wife, right? You're going fishing aren't you?
The company tracks weather patterns out in the ocean and makes recommendations on shipping routes to the shipping companies out there.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 02, 2017, 08:43:41 AM
That's what you told your wife, right? You're going fishing aren't you?
Unfortunately I am not going fishing
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 02, 2017, 11:26:43 AM
Been living off that government teet since Thanksgiving after finally failing to avoid getting laid off. Start a new job I have no experience in tomorrow just a few weeks before unemployment would have ended.
The company tracks weather patterns out in the ocean and makes recommendations on shipping routes to the shipping companies out there.
Congrats man, good luck. I've had a couple jobs I was underqualified for experience wise and learning on the job usually isn't too bad unless you have a dick for a trainer/manager.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 02, 2017, 12:02:59 PM
Congrats man, good luck. I've had a couple jobs I was underqualified for experience wise and learning on the job usually isn't too bad unless you have a dick for a trainer/manager.
Thabks, I'm starting with 3 other new hires and they have a 7 week training plan all set up for us so I assume they generally hire people who haven't been in their business before since I can only find like 2 other companies that do the type of work they do. I need it to go well because the economy in this area sucks major derriere. Until this came through I thought I was going to end up having to take something truly shitty just to start earning a paycheck again.
While I've been looking I have seen jobs that start from $12-14 an hour wanting a specific bachelor's and recent experience. shits tough around here but the wife has a job she has steadily been moving up that has excellent health insurance and most of our family is around here and we definitely need their help/want our daughter to grow up knowing her grandparents so moving isn't a great option for us.
Post by: Hemi on April 03, 2017, 04:41:41 AM
Thabks, I'm starting with 3 other new hires and they have a 7 week training plan all set up for us so I assume they generally hire people who haven't been in their business before since I can only find like 2 other companies that do the type of work they do. I need it to go well because the economy in this area sucks major derriere. Until this came through I thought I was going to end up having to take something truly shitty just to start earning a paycheck again.12 to 14 an hour? That is shot. Who can live on that? We have laborers with no degrees who make more than that.
While I've been looking I have seen jobs that start from $12-14 an hour wanting a specific bachelor's and recent experience. shits tough around here but the wife has a job she has steadily been moving up that has excellent health insurance and most of our family is around here and we definitely need their help/want our daughter to grow up knowing her grandparents so moving isn't a great option for us.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 03, 2017, 06:09:59 AM
12 to 14 an hour? That is shot. Who can live on that? We have laborers with no degrees who make more than that.
No idea how people with loans can live on that. It's crazy and housing prices aren't even close to affordable either because we are close enough to NYC to have commuters constantly buying homes in the area.
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2017, 07:36:34 AM
To me...this seems a little weird for an I.T. position. It's not I.T. mgmt. or a sales position....so I don't see why putting a presentation together is necessary.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2017, 10:20:54 AM
I have an interview this Thursday for an Information System Specialist (gov position at the City of Wpg). The weird thing is, there's a presentation portion of the interview, they'll provide a topic tomorrow, giving me 2 days to prepare.
To me...this seems a little weird for an I.T. position. It's not I.T. mgmt. or a sales position....so I don't see why putting a presentation together is necessary.
They probably want to see how good you are at project planning, and doing work under the pressure of a tight deadline. I can't think of any other reason that assignment would make sense.
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2017, 10:39:22 AM
They probably want to see how good you are at project planning, and doing work under the pressure of a tight deadline. I can't think of any other reason that assignment would make sense.
My fear is they'll give me a topic where I have no experience in, and i'll crash'n burn because I only had 2 days to become an expert in it.
I've never had a problem speaking in front of people...my issue is speaking about something I'm not familiar with.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 10:46:17 AM
My fear is they'll give me a topic where I have no experience in, and i'll crash'n burn because I only had 2 days to become an expert in it.I thought you already had a cush government job...
I've never had a problem speaking in front of people...my issue is speaking about something I'm not familiar with.
I doubt they expect you to be an expert on 2 days notice. Sounds like they want to see if you explain some IT situation to execs that have no clue about IT. Just a guess.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2017, 10:56:01 AM
I thought you already had a cush government job...
I doubt they expect you to be an expert on 2 days notice. Sounds like they want to see if you explain some IT situation to execs that have no clue about IT. Just a guess.
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I did....and like a moron, I left for a shitty job that I thought was a step up.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 03, 2017, 11:17:12 AM
My fear is they'll give me a topic where I have no experience in, and i'll crash'n burn because I only had 2 days to become an expert in it.
I've never had a problem speaking in front of people...my issue is speaking about something I'm not familiar with.
Like I said, the only way it makes sense is to put you into a pressure situation. Giving you something you'll have to cram to prepare for seems like a test on how you'd problem-solve in the real world.
I'm going to add that I think it's a bad idea, but again it's the only way I can think of that makes sense.
Post by: dcm1602 on April 03, 2017, 11:26:00 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 11:27:00 AM
I did....and like a moron, I left for a shitty job that I thought was a step up.Well, I'm working on getting a cush government IT job at the moment as well. I have an in, but I need to get past the gate keepers. Am totally reworking my resume to highlight all the IT stuff I have done. Even entry level support for the county is more than I've ever made without commission. And it's union.
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 11:32:31 AM
I'm having a hard time between balancing from wanting to extort my job for more money because none of the other managers have a freaking clue about how things are done, and between keeping my mouth shut and being the good soldier so I can learn everything and constantly get more responsibility and opportunities which I'll obviously use to go back to the money down roadI would keep your mouth shut if you still have things to learn. The sad truth is if you get promoted within that company, you will get significantly less. Before you go for a raise, test the market. Put yourself out there, discreetly, so you understand what you are actually worth. Treat it like you are approaching FA in football.
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Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2017, 12:28:52 PM
Like I said, the only way it makes sense is to put you into a pressure situation. Giving you something you'll have to cram to prepare for seems like a test on how you'd problem-solve in the real world.
I'm going to add that I think it's a bad idea, but again it's the only way I can think of that makes sense.
Your assumption makes a lot of sense. It's just a stupid way to measure that. Hopefully I get a topic that I have some experience with, otherwise it's going to be a bloodbath.
Well, I'm working on getting a cush government IT job at the moment as well. I have an in, but I need to get past the gate keepers. Am totally reworking my resume to highlight all the IT stuff I have done. Even entry level support for the county is more than I've ever made without commission. And it's union.
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If I can get back to my old gov job (not necessarily my job, but anywhere there), I would never leave again. I got destroyed by the ol "grass isn't always greener on the other side".
Post by: guinness77 on April 03, 2017, 01:42:29 PM
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2017, 02:06:05 PM
Got annoyed when I found out there was a temp in accounts payable with an associates degree making 14/hr.
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Post by: guinness77 on April 03, 2017, 02:12:19 PM
My first real office job at age 22 was 12/hr doing data entry in an office On the upper east side.Temps, generally, make more money than regular employees.
Got annoyed when I found out there was a temp in accounts payable with an associates degree making 14/hr.
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Post by: Badger on April 03, 2017, 02:19:42 PM
Temps, generally, make more money than regular employees.Yeah but still
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 03:09:13 PM
My first real office job at age 22 was 12/hr doing data entry in an office On the upper east side.My first office job at age 22 paid 6.75 an hour. Thankfully I got 9 an hour landscaping as my second job. The former went up to 7.25 a few months later. Rock on minimum wage.
Got annoyed when I found out there was a temp in accounts payable with an associates degree making 14/hr.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 03, 2017, 03:12:31 PM
My first office job at age 22 paid 6.75 an hour. Thankfully I got 9 an hour landscaping as my second job. The former went up to 7.25 a few months later. Rock on minimum wage.
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My first full time job paid a basic of eighty pounds a week, which at current exchange rates is just over $3 per hour.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 03:13:53 PM
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Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 03:15:10 PM
My first full time job paid a basic of eighty pounds a week, which at current exchange rates is just over $3 per hour.So I'm guessing you lived in a flat with 3 to 4 other guys too.
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Post by: Johnny English on April 03, 2017, 03:16:26 PM
So I'm guessing you lived in a flat with 3 to 4 other guys too.
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Had housemates until I was 25.
Post by: Tommy on April 03, 2017, 04:49:23 PM
First office job was at 24 making $30k base plus $25k+ in total commission. Wasn't too bad when living at home.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 03, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Had housemates until I was 25.The best of times, until the power went out. 520 Minnesota Ave in Buffalo will always have a place in my heart.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on April 03, 2017, 07:12:27 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2017, 07:17:25 PM
This is my first office job, still not 9-5 or I guess 8-5 since nobody pays you for lunch anymore but goddamn is the grass greener than all the other excrement I have done before. Got taken out to lunch today, they bring in breakfast or lunch once a week. The break room is stocked with snacks and drinks. Work in a comfortable climate all year round. Eventually have the ability to telecommute once a week. Working life is looking up.that's awesome, man...congrats on the career upgrade.
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Post by: ukilledkenny on April 03, 2017, 07:19:37 PM
that's awesome, man...congrats on the career upgrade.
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Thanks, can't believe I managed to get in a better situation answering a listing on a regional job listing website.
Sorry your move didn't work out. You at least got a pay bump of I remember correctly?
Post by: MBGreen on April 03, 2017, 07:26:04 PM
Thanks, can't believe I managed to get in a better situation answering a listing on a regional job listing website.yeah..
Sorry your move didn't work out. You at least got a pay bump of I remember correctly?
im working on correcting my situation.
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Post by: Badger on April 03, 2017, 08:48:05 PM
This is my first office job, still not 9-5 or I guess 8-5 since nobody pays you for lunch anymore but goddamn is the grass greener than all the other excrement I have done before. Got taken out to lunch today, they bring in breakfast or lunch once a week. The break room is stocked with snacks and drinks. Work in a comfortable climate all year round. Eventually have the ability to telecommute once a week. Working life is looking up.
They're rolling out the telecommuting option at my job little by little. If I do it I won't actually be working from home, I have the option of working at another one of our offices that's closest to where I live. I'd get too distracted at home and I don't have a decent space to work in anyway.
The plus side is the convenience and not having to deal with the public face to face. The downside is increased tech hiccups, and the workload is allegedly greater than what it would be at a normal day in the office.
Post by: Tommy on April 03, 2017, 08:59:11 PM
This is my first office job, still not 9-5 or I guess 8-5 since nobody pays you for lunch anymore but goddamn is the grass greener than all the other excrement I have done before. Got taken out to lunch today, they bring in breakfast or lunch once a week. The break room is stocked with snacks and drinks. Work in a comfortable climate all year round. Eventually have the ability to telecommute once a week. Working life is looking up.
Congrats man. Sounds like a solid place to work.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 03, 2017, 09:06:48 PM
This is my first office job, still not 9-5 or I guess 8-5 since nobody pays you for lunch anymore but goddamn is the grass greener than all the other excrement I have done before. Got taken out to lunch today, they bring in breakfast or lunch once a week. The break room is stocked with snacks and drinks. Work in a comfortable climate all year round. Eventually have the ability to telecommute once a week. Working life is looking up.
Good excrement dude, sounds pretty plush. Usually a lot of opportunities for vertical growth at places like that.
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 04, 2017, 01:54:17 PM
Good excrement dude, sounds pretty plush. Usually a lot of opportunities for vertical growth at places like that.
Seems like it. Workload can apparently get pretty crazy when the weather gets bad out on the oceans but the company has been growing and they already told us overtime will be auto approved for the forseeable future since they always have excrement to do. Very nice to be in a place on the upswing after being in an environment where the only focus was cutting expenses in any way.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 04, 2017, 02:36:54 PM
Seems like it. Workload can apparently get pretty crazy when the weather gets bad out on the oceans but the company has been growing and they already told us overtime will be auto approved for the forseeable future since they always have excrement to do. Very nice to be in a place on the upswing after being in an environment where the only focus was cutting expenses in any way.
This new job sounds really good for you, congrats!
Weather isn't going anywhere, and it's only getting more extreme. Sucks for the world in general, but good for your long-term employment!
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 04, 2017, 07:23:23 PM
This new job sounds really good for you, congrats!Definitely a solid opportunity to build a career for myself which is what i have been looking for.
Weather isn't going anywhere, and it's only getting more extreme. Sucks for the world in general, but good for your long-term employment!
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2017, 01:52:14 PM
The supervisor took me aside after the interview as told me my presentation was one of the best he's seen. I hadn't done a presentation in 15 years and was really nervous...but that was a nice confidence booster.
Hopefully this interview will bare fruit and I get a callback.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 06, 2017, 02:28:25 PM
I completed a 2 hr interview for a gov't job this morning...that included an 8 min powerpoint presentation on a topic that was given to me 2 nights ago.
The supervisor took me aside after the interview as told me my presentation was one of the best he's seen. I hadn't done a presentation in 15 years and was really nervous...but that was a nice confidence booster.
Hopefully this interview will bare fruit and I get a callback.
Awesome! Good luck!
Did you already know the subject or did they catch you off guard?
Post by: bojanglesman on April 06, 2017, 02:48:42 PM
I completed a 2 hr interview for a gov't job this morning...that included an 8 min powerpoint presentation on a topic that was given to me 2 nights ago.
The supervisor took me aside after the interview as told me my presentation was one of the best he's seen. I hadn't done a presentation in 15 years and was really nervous...but that was a nice confidence booster.
Hopefully this interview will bare fruit and I get a callback.
Good job. Take him to BW3 for some salty wings to seal the deal/cause him to die of a heart attack.
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2017, 02:51:31 PM
Awesome! Good luck!
Did you already know the subject or did they catch you off guard?
Well...they gave me the topic on Tuesday night. Half of it was company related, so I scoured their website and built that portion of the presentation from what I found. The other half was what I believe I could bring to the position itself, I had an easier time with that. All in all, it was nerve-wracking.
Good job. Take him to BW3 for some salty wings to seal the deal/cause him to die of a heart attack.
lol
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 06, 2017, 03:18:18 PM
Well...they gave me the topic on Tuesday night. Half of it was company related, so I scoured their website and built that portion of the presentation from what I found. The other half was what I believe I could bring to the position itself, I had an easier time with that. All in all, it was nerve-wracking.
lol
So I was basically right. They wanted you to be able to show you could research something under pressure and come up with a reasonable action plan.
Again, best of luck getting it!
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2017, 03:26:05 PM
So I was basically right. They wanted you to be able to show you could research something under pressure and come up with a reasonable action plan.
Again, best of luck getting it!
thanks dude
Post by: ukilledkenny on April 06, 2017, 04:54:03 PM
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Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2017, 08:37:38 PM
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Post by: Badger on April 06, 2017, 09:43:15 PM
Post by: MBGreen on April 06, 2017, 09:54:45 PM
If you don't get this job I will give those guys prostate cancer.i appreciate the violence
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Post by: bojanglesman on April 07, 2017, 12:50:01 AM
If you don't get this job I will give those guys prostate exams.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 13, 2017, 12:00:56 PM
Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2017, 12:11:31 PM
Some people complain when the office is empty the day before a long weekend or a Christmas/thanksgiving break, but I love it. I don't have to do anything productive for pretty much all day and there's no witnesses.
Yeah it feels like the last day of school.
Post by: mj2sexay on April 13, 2017, 12:17:29 PM
Having said that, seeing as how everyone is reluctant to give me anything since its my last day, I sort of just want to GTFO. Especially since I got the news that I failed the MPRE by three freaking points.
Post by: Tommy on April 13, 2017, 12:22:59 PM
Last day of my internship. Brought in coffee and doughnuts to the partners, paralegals and support staff as a thank you, as they were extremely patient and helpful with me since I came in asking 8 million questions.
Having said that, seeing as how everyone is reluctant to give me anything since its my last day, I sort of just want to GTFO. Especially since I got the news that I failed the MPRE by three freaking points.
Great gesture. I'm sure when you finally pass the MPRE they'll have a place for you. Make sure you connect with all of them on LinkedIn, too.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 13, 2017, 12:57:24 PM
Last day of my internship. Brought in coffee and doughnuts to the partners, paralegals and support staff as a thank you, as they were extremely patient and helpful with me since I came in asking 8 million questions.Sorry to hear that man. When do you get another shot?
Having said that, seeing as how everyone is reluctant to give me anything since its my last day, I sort of just want to GTFO. Especially since I got the news that I failed the MPRE by three freaking points.
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Post by: Badger on April 13, 2017, 09:15:50 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 13, 2017, 09:23:56 PM
Got my next grade increase this pay period - 20% raise. A year from now I'll be eligible to put in for promotions to different positions (but realistically it would probably be a couple years before I could get one).Good excrement man. You're buying appetizers at the next tailgate.
Post by: Tommy on April 15, 2017, 04:17:10 PM
Got my next grade increase this pay period - 20% raise. A year from now I'll be eligible to put in for promotions to different positions (but realistically it would probably be a couple years before I could get one).
That's awesome man. I remember being skeptical about you moving away from the private sector, but steady work and benefits turned out to be exactly what you needed especially with a full family. Congrats on making the right decision.
Post by: Badger on April 16, 2017, 08:49:06 PM
That's awesome man. I remember being skeptical about you moving away from the private sector, but steady work and benefits turned out to be exactly what you needed especially with a full family. Congrats on making the right decision.
If I had stuck with the same company I can't imagine I'd be making more than 45-50k right now (was at 36 or 37 when I left). Of course I'll never know if an opportunity would have opened up somewhere else but I definitely don't regret coming to this agency and choosing the more challenging/higher ceiling path between the two options I had here.
Post by: IATA on April 16, 2017, 09:55:13 PM
Post by: mj2sexay on April 16, 2017, 11:45:20 PM
Great gesture. I'm sure when you finally pass the MPRE they'll have a place for you. Make sure you connect with all of them on LinkedIn, too.
I really enjoyed my time there and the support staff couldn't have been more helpful. One of the partners told me to just write whatever I'd want him to say on a recommendation and he'll sign it. He's hooked up in the legal community around here so I was happy to hear that. Truthfully I knew they probably wouldn't offer a spot with them as its a very small firm and they're grooming the managing partners nephew to get the next office. It'd be easy for me to be bitter about nepotism or something but A. that's how the world works and B. the guy is incredibly sharp for someone who's only been out of law school for a year. And he was cool as excrement, so while I'm envious of the fact that he has his uncle essentially grooming him to take over a multi million dollar practice, he's a good contact to maintain on top of being a good guy.
Sorry to hear that man. When do you get another shot?
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Thanks, its not so much the failing as the how close I came to passing thats the kick in the balls, so it is what it is. I appreciate it. Next go around is the second week of August which the wife and I were planning for the honeymoon, but we're going to push that back until the sunday after I take it I think. I thought she'd be a little pissed but she took it three times so she gets it. I just didn't want to have to get back in study mode so soon after the bar...if not ever. For the bar I definitely plan on 9-6, 6 days a week, 8 weeks of just prep and study time with my only breaks coming for a quick lunch and walking of the dog session.
Got my next grade increase this pay period - 20% raise. A year from now I'll be eligible to put in for promotions to different positions (but realistically it would probably be a couple years before I could get one).
Congratulations Badg. They say money doesn't buy happiness, but MORE of it along with a happy and healthy family certainly doesn't buy unhappiness either.
Post by: Tommy on April 17, 2017, 03:42:07 PM
If I had stuck with the same company I can't imagine I'd be making more than 45-50k right now (was at 36 or 37 when I left). Of course I'll never know if an opportunity would have opened up somewhere else but I definitely don't regret coming to this agency and choosing the more challenging/higher ceiling path between the two options I had here.
If you were still single I'd have told you to stick it out, but in your current situation you really couldn't find a better place to be.
Post by: Johnny English on April 19, 2017, 10:26:17 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on April 19, 2017, 01:29:20 PM
#1 criterion for my next job: company must not use salesforce.com. It is the single most heinous and arduous application application ever created. It's built on lies and bullshit and it makes salespeople exponentially less effective.Always hated salesforce, even before they made it an online app. Hot garbage.
Post by: Tommy on April 19, 2017, 01:38:05 PM
#1 criterion for my next job: company must not use salesforce.com. It is the single most heinous and arduous application application ever created. It's built on lies and bullshit and it makes salespeople exponentially less effective.
I hate all CRMs. I like my Excel spreadsheet and Outlook calendar.
I've only used Salesforce at Thomson, and it was very effective then. Everywhere else I've been we had to use shitty proprietary CRMs, which are WAY worse.
Post by: Johnny English on April 19, 2017, 01:39:44 PM
I hate all CRMs. I like my Excel spreadsheet and Outlook calendar.
I've only used Salesforce at Thomson, and it was very effective then. Everywhere else I've been we had to use shitty proprietary CRMs, which are WAY worse.
I also hate that they use the term CRM, as it has nothing at all to do with customer relationships. Salesperson Monitoring would be a more accurate term.
Post by: Tommy on April 19, 2017, 01:42:31 PM
I also hate that they use the term CRM, as it has nothing at all to do with customer relationships. Salesperson Monitoring would be a more accurate term.
Yeah, that's pretty much it. It's a tool for micromanagement. They're good in theory if everyone inputs their notes and there's consistency. But no one ever does, and when you take over an account, or if you're prospecting someone who's been called on before, usually you find no notes, but then they tell you that they were a former subscriber. At my current job I have a shitty proprietary CRM, my excel sheet, a proprietary admin for setting up trials, and other crap. Really takes the efficiency away from the whole process.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 19, 2017, 02:00:24 PM
I also hate that they use the term CRM, as it has nothing at all to do with customer relationships. Salesperson Monitoring would be a more accurate term.I have used some very solid CRM that is truly cradle to grave. It can work great in large volume company where you a have team devoted to lead generation, a team devoted to sales, and a team devoted to ongoing support. For data mining alone it can be priceless.
Post by: Tommy on April 19, 2017, 02:03:51 PM
I have used some very solid CRM that is truly cradle to grave. It can work great in large volume company where you a have team devoted to lead generation, a team devoted to sales, and a team devoted to ongoing support. For data mining alone it can be priceless.
Do you know the name? I have to eventually find one for my new gig. They have a salesforce subscription, but I really want them to cancel it and go with something else.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 19, 2017, 04:11:39 PM
Do you know the name? I have to eventually find one for my new gig. They have a salesforce subscription, but I really want them to cancel it and go with something else.Sorry, but the last one I used was proprietary. They built it in house because every decent one on the market charged you out the derriere for each module. On top that, they all hold your data hostage.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 19, 2017, 04:18:15 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 19, 2017, 04:26:38 PM
Do you know the name? I have to eventually find one for my new gig. They have a salesforce subscription, but I really want them to cancel it and go with something else.
A friend of mine is a big fan of Sugar, but he loves open source stuff and is a big nerd. I don't know how ready to play it is.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 19, 2017, 04:47:05 PM
A friend of mine is a big fan of Sugar, but he loves open source stuff and is a big nerd. I don't know how ready to play it is.It is worth the money to contract a programmer to either do a proprietary or open source solution that fits your company. A 5 million dollar enterprise solution isn't a good fit for a startup.
Post by: Tommy on April 19, 2017, 06:14:45 PM
A friend of mine is a big fan of Sugar, but he loves open source stuff and is a big nerd. I don't know how ready to play it is.
Ha. We actually use Sugar now. This whole time I thought it was proprietary.
Not a fan.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 20, 2017, 10:43:03 AM
It is worth the money to contract a programmer to either do a proprietary or open source solution that fits your company. A 5 million dollar enterprise solution isn't a good fit for a startup.
Speaking as a developer, I'd argue that in-house solutions are always superior to someone else writing your code for you. When an outside vendor is constructing application code, unless they're contracted specifically for the project you want done, they're writing a solution to try to make a "one size fits all" solution to also sell to their other customers.
Plus, whenever someone outside your organization is developing for you, they have no intimate knowledge of your organization's way of doing business apart from end-user feedback of "I want it to do XYZ" while another one wants "ABC."
Post by: Tommy on April 20, 2017, 10:47:20 AM
Post by: Johnny English on April 20, 2017, 10:55:51 AM
Speaking as a developer, I'd argue that in-house solutions are always superior to someone else writing your code for you. When an outside vendor is constructing application code, unless they're contracted specifically for the project you want done, they're writing a solution to try to make a "one size fits all" solution to also sell to their other customers.
Plus, whenever someone outside your organization is developing for you, they have no intimate knowledge of your organization's way of doing business apart from end-user feedback of "I want it to do XYZ" while another one wants "ABC."
You would say that, you're a developer. Ground up custom solutions are often quirky and idiosyncratic, and can put companies in the position of being held hostage by their own software.
OTS with a sensible core framework, an adherence to open standards and a strong range of APIs is the way ahead for the vast majority of organisations. That goes for every software build, not just CRM.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 20, 2017, 04:25:35 PM
Hell, 20 years ago every startup was basically a couple people with money and an idea, their first hire being a developer.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 21, 2017, 10:26:30 AM
APIs built into software is great, and is certainly the way of the future. But who uses those APIs? Developers. Either third-parties on behalf of others, or in-house people.
Post by: guinness77 on April 25, 2017, 07:25:07 PM
freak amtrak
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Post by: Laxin on April 26, 2017, 07:16:44 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 26, 2017, 08:05:45 AM
Slightly work related- but I finished paying off my student loans today. Feels pretty damn good.
Hear that guys, Laxin is buying drinks at the tailgate. Sweet.
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2017, 08:19:54 AM
That's not teleworking. That's just working at a more convenient office.
I was going to post that, but didn't want to sound like a pompous poopchute.
That's your job.
Post by: sg3 on April 26, 2017, 08:22:22 AM
Did Tommyanne-san leave for Asia?
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Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2017, 08:23:45 AM
Slightly work related- but I finished paying off my student loans today. Feels pretty damn good.
Nice, man. I've been paying the minimum on my consolidated student loans for the last 15 years (only about 10% actually went to tuition, the rest went to partying, travel, etc), but it's good to have that for consistent payments sake. Although I have an issue where they raised my minimum payment because rates went up, and I didn't notice since their statements are sent to my parents' apartment. Since I always pay the same minimum, I was about $50 past due for two months, and only realized once I looked at my credit report last week.
I'm trying everything I could to get that off. Sent a letter by express mail, called both Experian and WF's education finance department, and I even emailed the executives at WF Education Finance pleading my case. Persistence works, as they personally emailed me and said that they will do everything they can to help considering I'm a loyal customer. Whether or not they actually come through remains to be seen.
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2017, 08:24:51 AM
I didn't read this whole thread...
Did Tommyanne-san leave for Asia?
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Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2017, 08:32:33 AM
I was going to post that, but didn't want to sound like a pompous poopchute.
That's your job.
Ha. Being a pompous poopchute isn't my job, it's just an enthusiastic hobby. My actual job is selling software that enables teleworking, amongst other things.
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2017, 08:43:31 AM
Ha. Being a pompous poopchute isn't my job, it's just an enthusiastic hobby. My actual job is selling software that enables teleworking, amongst other things.
Speaking of teleworking tech (or something similar), last year I interviewed for this Japanese company called Chatwork http://www.chatwork.com/company/
They denied me the job because, according to them, I've "worked at too many companies". Probably better off. I mean, 6 companies in the last 12 years isn't bad here, but in Japan it's way too many. Whatever.
Post by: Miamipuck on April 26, 2017, 09:28:25 AM
I was going to post that, but didn't want to sound like a pompous poopchute.
That's your job.
Lol the pompous was too much for you?
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2017, 09:32:39 AM
Speaking of teleworking tech (or something similar), last year I interviewed for this Japanese company called Chatwork http://www.chatwork.com/company/
They denied me the job because, according to them, I've "worked at too many companies". Probably better off. I mean, 6 companies in the last 12 years isn't bad here, but in Japan it's way too many. Whatever.
6 jobs in 12 years is quite a lot. Unless it's showing clear progression it's not unreasonable that an employer might question your willingness to remain committed.
I have the opposite problem. Been with the same company for nearly 12 years and now employers start to wonder if I'm too stuck in my ways.
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2017, 10:19:35 AM
6 jobs in 12 years is quite a lot. Unless it's showing clear progression it's not unreasonable that an employer might question your willingness to remain committed.
I have the opposite problem. Been with the same company for nearly 12 years and now employers start to wonder if I'm too stuck in my ways.
Yeah, you're right. But I always counter that 2 average years per product gave me the ability to sell to pretty much any type of company.
I hear you about the 12 years in one firm. A friend of mine has been here for around that amount of time and he's struggling to get a new gig.
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2017, 12:18:29 PM
That's not teleworking. That's just working at a more convenient office.It is teleworking. You can telework from anywhere.
I had the option to work from home and decided against it.
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2017, 12:27:06 PM
It is teleworking. You can telework from anywhere.
The US Federal Government manages to get itself confused between hotdesking, hotelling and teleworking.
- If you're working in an office that is still part of your organisation but not your regular office, you're hotdesking.
- If you're working from a site that isn't part of your organisation but still operates as a destination office (including one belonging to a different Government department) you're hotelling.
- If you're working from home or Starbucks, you're teleworking.
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2017, 12:31:51 PM
The US Federal Government manages to get itself confused between hotdesking, hotelling and teleworking.We don't have time for your silly buzzwords.
- If you're working in an office that is still part of your organisation but not your regular office, you're hotdesking.
- If you're working from a site that isn't part of your organisation but still operates as a destination office (including one belonging to a different Government department) you're hotelling.
- If you're working from home or Starbucks, you're teleworking.
I updated my post above, I had the option to do it from home and decided against it for various reasons. My workload would be exactly the same at home or the alternate duty site though.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 26, 2017, 12:34:56 PM
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2017, 12:35:57 PM
We don't have time for your silly buzzwords.
I updated my post above, I had the option to do it from home and decided against it for various reasons. My workload would be exactly the same at home or the alternate duty site though.
They may seem a bit silly but they are fundamentally different work methodologies and technologies. I promise you I can go into this in far greater and exponentially less interesting detail.
Working from home can be great, but for a lot of people for a lot of reasons it's preferable all round to work from an external office environment. It's good that they provide the ability for you to work from a more convenient location though, unnecessary commuting is an incredibly stupid waste of time.
Post by: Johnny English on April 26, 2017, 12:36:48 PM
What if you masturbate at a Starbucks while working? Telebating? Fapdesking?
Indecent exposure, lewd behaviour and likely a gross misdemeanour.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 26, 2017, 12:46:48 PM
Indecent exposure, lewd behaviour and likely a gross misdemeanour.I pulled one out in the owner's bathroom once. Is there a buzzword for that?
Post by: Badger on April 26, 2017, 01:34:44 PM
I pulled one out in the owner's bathroom once. Is there a buzzword for that?If you did it at your desk it would be called a desk pop.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 26, 2017, 01:35:23 PM
They may seem a bit silly but they are fundamentally different work methodologies and technologies. I promise you I can go into this in far greater and exponentially less interesting detail.
Working from home can be great, but for a lot of people for a lot of reasons it's preferable all round to work from an external office environment. It's good that they provide the ability for you to work from a more convenient location though, unnecessary commuting is an incredibly stupid waste of time.
Even if I had a job where working from home was an option, I'd be terrible at it. I'd get nothing done. That's just me. I need an external site to keep my goofing off and procrastination down. External work site nearer to home is ideal, if possible.
Post by: Tommy on April 26, 2017, 02:19:29 PM
Still a little weirded out about working from that building though.
Post by: Fenwyr on April 26, 2017, 05:16:36 PM
Speaking of Hotdesking, new company just closed on a shared office space at One World Trade. Gorgeous shared office (looks like the interior of a bulge bracket investment bank), with views from the 85th floor.Be sure to buy a personal parachute.
Still a little weirded out about working from that building though.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 01, 2017, 09:36:28 AM
Post by: Tommy on May 01, 2017, 09:48:03 AM
Be sure to buy a personal parachute.
You're the 10th person to make this joke so far. Haha.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 01, 2017, 12:19:42 PM
Speaking of Hotdesking, new company just closed on a shared office space at One World Trade. Gorgeous shared office (looks like the interior of a bulge bracket investment bank), with views from the 85th floor.
Still a little weirded out about working from that building though.
Be sure to buy a personal parachute.
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2017, 02:21:55 PM
"First she shits on your desk, then you jack off on it."
Post by: sg3 on May 01, 2017, 03:31:21 PM
Speaking of Hotdesking, new company just closed on a shared office space at One World Trade. Gorgeous shared office (looks like the interior of a bulge bracket investment bank), with views from the 85th floor.Be sure to buy your personal parachute.
Still a little weirded out about working from that building though.
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Post by: Tommy on May 01, 2017, 03:32:47 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 01:01:40 PM
Turned out better for me. They're treating it as a voluntary exit and giving me 2 weeks pay and paying all the commission I'm owed (naturally). Plus leaving on good terms. It's just funny about the timing.
Also didn't help that I called in sick last Friday and showed up to a HH with coworkers after they got done. My queynte manager thought it was a slap in the face. Oh well.
Starting the new job tomorrow.
Post by: Johnny English on May 04, 2017, 01:14:36 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 04, 2017, 01:20:53 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 01:35:50 PM
LOL, that's awesome. Will they give you a reference still?
Yeah of course. It was insanely cordial. The MD of the company said I'm free to come back at anytime, just not the particular group that canned me haha.
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 01:36:23 PM
Only freaking Tommy could get seniorits and be handed two weeks pay for it lol. Always need to remind myself what a charmed life you lead when you say some of the stuff you do in political threads.
Yeah my life is like a sitcom sometimes. Gotta get excrement together cuz no way I can get this lucky every time.
Post by: Johnny English on May 04, 2017, 01:37:15 PM
Yeah of course. It was insanely cordial. The MD of the company said I'm free to come back at anytime, just not the particular group that canned me haha.
That's hilarious. A little surprising though, you can generally get away with a freak of a lot if you're delivering numbers - your manager must have really hated you.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 04, 2017, 01:47:30 PM
Yeah my life is like a sitcom sometimes. Gotta get excrement together cuz no way I can get this lucky every time.You are a charmed lover of the older lady man. Just remember, that excrement doesn't last forever.
Queue 30 something years from now Tommy is POTUS.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2017, 01:47:48 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 01:51:01 PM
That's hilarious. A little surprising though, you can generally get away with a freak of a lot if you're delivering numbers - your manager must have really hated you.
She really did. She complained to HR that I was difficult to manage, so they picked her side over me. She's been with the firm for 10 years so not surprising.
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 01:51:49 PM
You are a charmed lover of the older lady man. Just remember, that excrement doesn't last forever.
Queue 30 something years from now Tommy is POTUS.
Haha I'm well aware that things have to change. Hope this new job gets me on point.
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 01:52:24 PM
For a sec there I thought you got fired from your new job. That would have been classic Tommy.
That would've been awful, but I could've seen the humor in it.
Btw it's funny that I started this thread and got fired twice since.
Post by: Johnny English on May 04, 2017, 01:59:09 PM
You are a charmed lover of the older lady man. Just remember, that excrement doesn't last forever.
Queue 30 something years from now Tommy is POTUS.
I call dibs on Secretary of State. I can speak foreign and I can speak pinko.
Post by: Badger on May 04, 2017, 02:04:26 PM
Post by: ukilledkenny on May 04, 2017, 02:06:04 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 04, 2017, 02:08:29 PM
In 5 years or less Tommy is posting about how this startup is getting bought out for some absurd amount of money and he'll never have to work again.
This would be the least shocking thing ever to happen on this board.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 04, 2017, 02:16:00 PM
I call dibs on Secretary of State. I can speak foreign and I can speak pinko.I'll take AG. I never got beyond pre-law in college, but I can point out everytime Barba fucks up on SVU. That should be enough.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 04, 2017, 02:17:08 PM
This would be the least shocking thing ever to happen on this board.He can fly my broke derriere to a tailgate.
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 02:36:19 PM
This would be the least shocking thing ever to happen on this board.
Hahaha I sure hope so. Hell I'd fly everyone to the tailgate if that were to happen.
Post by: Miamipuck on May 04, 2017, 02:58:38 PM
This is a true story, I will redact the real name, I have told it to some people:
The firm I used to work for had a very big producer, since fired because he thought it was a good idea to motherfuck the general counsel of the company in front of 300 people at the holiday party, including the guy's pregnant wife. Safe to say he had no internal monlogue....
The firm used to be across the street from a strip club and yes lunches usually included a lap dance or two. Well the guy speaks with the sales manager and says he noticed morale was very low and #'s were down across the board, except for me. I have been using a sales coach/motivator and would like to have them speak to the other salespeople if that's ok. The SM, says, " sure have them speak next week".
Dave proceeds to go across the street and hire one of the strippers to "speak" to the sales force next week during lunch. Sure enough he gets her brings her into the office and the girl has a boom box and hits play. While she's stripping one of the owners of the firm (it was a privately owned firm at the time) starts screaming (over the loud music and everyone cheering) at Dave, " You can't do this.....you can't do this, you're going to be sued, you're going to be sued"........ Dave looks at him and says, " I am not going to get sued, you're going to get sued" and pointed to the owner.
The girl kept stripping and Dave kept his job, he was a million+ dollar producer. The owner refused to speak with him for over 2 years. The next time he spoke to him was the office Xmas party where Dave bought a bunch of guinea pigs and put them in the sterno/buffet trays and had the servers scream in horror. The owner went to Dave and started screaming," I know this is you , I know it and if I can prove it I am firing you!" He wasn't fired.
Those were true stories, the Sales Manager that was duped was my Branch Manager and confirmed it, as did 3-4 other sales people. That guy was lit on fire in a bar on-purpose twice, I am not kidding, he was a freaking lunatic. Just remember the kind of crazy that's out there, it's substantial. I don't have to get into all the Peruvian marching powder stories.
Anyway, good luck Tommy, it's a lot of fun getting under the skin of a person you hate at work and know you don't have time to stay.
Post by: Tommy on May 04, 2017, 05:18:08 PM
No offense to Tommy but the stuff he does is child play to what used to go on in the sales game if you were a big producer. ......
This is a true story, I will redact the real name, I have told it to some people:
The firm I used to work for had a very big producer, since fired because he thought it was a good idea to motherfuck the general counsel of the company in front of 300 people at the holiday party, including the guy's pregnant wife. Safe to say he had no internal monlogue....
The firm used to be across the street from a strip club and yes lunches usually included a lap dance or two. Well the guy speaks with the sales manager and says he noticed morale was very low and #'s were down across the board, except for me. I have been using a sales coach/motivator and would like to have them speak to the other salespeople if that's ok. The SM, says, " sure have them speak next week".
Dave proceeds to go across the street and hire one of the strippers to "speak" to the sales force next week during lunch. Sure enough he gets her brings her into the office and the girl has a boom box and hits play. While she's stripping one of the owners of the firm (it was a privately owned firm at the time) starts screaming (over the loud music and everyone cheering) at Dave, " You can't do this.....you can't do this, you're going to be sued, you're going to be sued"........ Dave looks at him and says, " I am not going to get sued, you're going to get sued" and pointed to the owner.
The girl kept stripping and Dave kept his job, he was a million+ dollar producer. The owner refused to speak with him for over 2 years. The next time he spoke to him was the office Xmas party where Dave bought a bunch of guinea pigs and put them in the sterno/buffet trays and had the servers scream in horror. The owner went to Dave and started screaming," I know this is you , I know it and if I can prove it I am firing you!" He wasn't fired.
Those were true stories, the Sales Manager that was duped was my Branch Manager and confirmed it, as did 3-4 other sales people. That guy was lit on fire in a bar on-purpose twice, I am not kidding, he was a freaking lunatic. Just remember the kind of crazy that's out there, it's substantial. I don't have to get into all the Peruvian marching powder stories.
Anyway, good luck Tommy, it's a lot of fun getting under the skin of a person you hate at work and know you don't have time to stay.
Hahahaha. Thanks man. That was awesome.
Though to be fair there's a difference between making a company millions and $500k per year. There's only so much they were willing to let me get away with. Plus I'm sure they figured I was becoming a bad influence on the younger salespeople.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2017, 08:04:10 PM
So I just got fired. The day before I was going to resign. I've been slacking off and not listening to my bosses and doing things my own way. Despite closing deals consistently they were dead-set on protocol and politics. freak them.
Turned out better for me. They're treating it as a voluntary exit and giving me 2 weeks pay and paying all the commission I'm owed (naturally). Plus leaving on good terms. It's just funny about the timing.
Also didn't help that I called in sick last Friday and showed up to a HH with coworkers after they got done. My queynte manager thought it was a slap in the face. Oh well.
Starting the new job tomorrow.
Ok, I need more details. Unless they fired you for nothing. Half because I'm intrigued and half because I feel like I have a pretty similar work ethic/attitude as you and I'm always wondering where to draw the line.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2017, 08:04:50 PM
Did the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme start playing when you walked out?
I would watch this show.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2017, 08:08:43 PM
No offense to Tommy but the stuff he does is child play to what used to go on in the sales game if you were a big producer. ......
This is a true story, I will redact the real name, I have told it to some people:
The firm I used to work for had a very big producer, since fired because he thought it was a good idea to motherfuck the general counsel of the company in front of 300 people at the holiday party, including the guy's pregnant wife. Safe to say he had no internal monlogue....
The firm used to be across the street from a strip club and yes lunches usually included a lap dance or two. Well the guy speaks with the sales manager and says he noticed morale was very low and #'s were down across the board, except for me. I have been using a sales coach/motivator and would like to have them speak to the other salespeople if that's ok. The SM, says, " sure have them speak next week".
Dave proceeds to go across the street and hire one of the strippers to "speak" to the sales force next week during lunch. Sure enough he gets her brings her into the office and the girl has a boom box and hits play. While she's stripping one of the owners of the firm (it was a privately owned firm at the time) starts screaming (over the loud music and everyone cheering) at Dave, " You can't do this.....you can't do this, you're going to be sued, you're going to be sued"........ Dave looks at him and says, " I am not going to get sued, you're going to get sued" and pointed to the owner.
The girl kept stripping and Dave kept his job, he was a million+ dollar producer. The owner refused to speak with him for over 2 years. The next time he spoke to him was the office Xmas party where Dave bought a bunch of guinea pigs and put them in the sterno/buffet trays and had the servers scream in horror. The owner went to Dave and started screaming," I know this is you , I know it and if I can prove it I am firing you!" He wasn't fired.
Those were true stories, the Sales Manager that was duped was my Branch Manager and confirmed it, as did 3-4 other sales people. That guy was lit on fire in a bar on-purpose twice, I am not kidding, he was a freaking lunatic. Just remember the kind of crazy that's out there, it's substantial. I don't have to get into all the Peruvian marching powder stories.
Anyway, good luck Tommy, it's a lot of fun getting under the skin of a person you hate at work and know you don't have time to stay.
Usually giant block posts suck but these stories were awesome
Post by: Fenwyr on May 04, 2017, 08:08:44 PM
Hahahaha. Thanks man. That was awesome.5pm
Though to be fair there's a difference between making a company millions and $500k per year. There's only so much they were willing to let me get away with. Plus I'm sure they figured I was becoming a bad influence on the younger salespeople.
We're going to Ricks!
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2017, 08:25:14 AM
Ok, I need more details. Unless they fired you for nothing. Half because I'm intrigued and half because I feel like I have a pretty similar work ethic/attitude as you and I'm always wondering where to draw the line.
Well there's a line. Usually, as Puck and JE said, if your numbers are good and you're consistently bringing in business management turns a blind eye towards lateness and calling out/working from home. For the last month or so I've hit overdrive and was really "in your face about it", even bragging and joking about how I'm only in the office 3 times a week and do what I want. My direct manager is a sensitive queynte who takes everything as disrespect, and her boss is an even bigger queynte. I don't want to blame sexism, but they clearly hated me and my success and the fact that I was getting away with excrement. My direct manager wasn't even there when I got fired because she's a coward. They really don't want someone there who plays by his own rules.
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2017, 11:44:45 AM
I could get used to this.
Post by: Badger on May 05, 2017, 12:30:37 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 05, 2017, 12:31:30 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on May 05, 2017, 12:45:15 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on May 05, 2017, 03:00:44 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on May 05, 2017, 03:03:55 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2017, 04:06:15 PM
Is your desk facing the wall? I would fix that immediately. Killer view otherwise. Don't freak it up.
I can move it towards the window, but today was cloudy so the white clouds were hurting my eyes.
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2017, 04:06:30 PM
That's the pen they gave you? Quit this job immediately
Haha I brought the pen from home.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 05, 2017, 04:27:04 PM
I can move it towards the window, but today was cloudy so the white clouds were hurting my eyes.#firstworldproblems
Post by: Tommy on May 05, 2017, 04:38:41 PM
#firstworldproblems
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/1a8a07da7cd16e307261b4145b21973b.jpg)
Yeah not such a great view.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 06, 2017, 12:17:16 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/1a8a07da7cd16e307261b4145b21973b.jpg)Is the door opposite the window? I would have the desk facing the door, back towards the window, but that's just me.
Yeah not such a great view.
Post by: Tommy on May 06, 2017, 01:56:10 PM
Is the door opposite the window? I would have the desk facing the door, back towards the window, but that's just me.
Window to my left. I can pretty much pick any seat though. I'd be too distracted if I were facing the window.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 06, 2017, 02:14:16 PM
Post by: MBGreen on May 06, 2017, 03:02:07 PM
Where do you bang the hookers?
against the window
Post by: Tommy on May 06, 2017, 05:27:23 PM
Post by: Tommy on May 22, 2017, 05:27:44 PM
And working in an empty office is giving me cabin fever. I'm a few days away from having a creepy conversation with Delbert Grady in the bathroom.
Post by: Pope on May 22, 2017, 05:48:57 PM
New job going great so far, but Jesus Christ no one knows a thing about customer service. Either they completely overdo it or they drop the ball. I have to take control of it all and put out fires.I love being alone in office, no distractions. Granted I work with Caribbean Islanders that never shut the freak up
And working in an empty office is giving me cabin fever. I'm a few days away from having a creepy conversation with Delbert Grady in the bathroom.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 22, 2017, 09:17:19 PM
New job going great so far, but Jesus Christ no one knows a thing about customer service. Either they completely overdo it or they drop the ball. I have to take control of it all and put out fires.On the plus side, you can do shots in between calls and walk around in your boxers.
And working in an empty office is giving me cabin fever. I'm a few days away from having a creepy conversation with Delbert Grady in the bathroom.
As things expand, if you guys ever need an experienced client services manager with years of experience in your industry... I'm not exactly nailed down to what I'm doing. Could oversee Vegas convention stuff too.
Just to freak with me you could stick me in the Trump tower out here.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 25, 2017, 02:37:53 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 25, 2017, 02:57:18 PM
I've worked pretty much exclusively with aerospace parts/products throughout my career, just got assigned to a project today for military night vision goggles, freaking sweeeeet
So...you'll be bringing those to tailgate.
Post by: MBGreen on May 25, 2017, 03:05:40 PM
I've worked pretty much exclusively with aerospace parts/products throughout my career, just got assigned to a project today for military night vision goggles, freaking sweeeeet
now you can pee in the dark.
Post by: Tommy on May 27, 2017, 12:25:51 PM
Post by: IATA on May 27, 2017, 12:28:41 PM
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Post by: bojanglesman on May 27, 2017, 01:47:35 PM
Okay I learned something about being an executive at a company. I met one of our translators and took her out for drinks last week. Pretty cute. Turns out she lives in my neighborhood and I invited her out to hang. We had drinks and then dinner, then right before I was gonna make a move she talked about hanging with her BF this weekend. Immediately I was like "WTF did she think this was?" Then I realized that it's not a coworker-coworker thing, it's an executive-subordinate thing. I guess I need to be careful from now on.Yep. Pen, company ink and such.
Post by: Fenwyr on May 27, 2017, 04:28:54 PM
Okay I learned something about being an executive at a company. I met one of our translators and took her out for drinks last week. Pretty cute. Turns out she lives in my neighborhood and I invited her out to hang. We had drinks and then dinner, then right before I was gonna make a move she talked about hanging with her BF this weekend. Immediately I was like "WTF did she think this was?" Then I realized that it's not a coworker-coworker thing, it's an executive-subordinate thing. I guess I need to be careful from now on.This is glorious on so many levels.
Keep your dick in your pants and lay off the tic tacs. You are not rich enough for hoo-ha grabbing mode... yet.
Post by: mj2sexay on June 08, 2017, 11:27:17 PM
Was offered a job at the local public defenders pending of course I pass the bar. While I'm at the point where the lack of money is a worthwhile trade off for the experience, and most of the time I genuinely like keeping people out of jail there's a couple of issues. One, I want off this rock. Two, the wife works at the PD's, and I have to say in judging how her and her co-workers all interact, the place is like a freaking high school. I'm part of a hiring class of 20 so perhaps that mitigates the aspect of seeing my wife her friends etc. in the office setting, and paid training which is awesome, and then I'd be thrown right into the fire upon admittance. I do like the work a lot, and you can't beat the hours.
If it was the only offer I had, the choice is easy when there isn't one, but its increasingly likely on his way out Governor Fatso will appoint a good friends (you guys would love him, he's a socialist) father, and a hell of a criminal defense attorney to a judgeship. Which would open up a clerkship, which I've been told graciously by both father and son is mine if I want it. My friend is not only brilliant but loyal and has already discussed putting in a good word with the firm he works with for me to come in as a junior associate once the clerkship is up, failing that I also have a brother who by virtue of his own business has met and dealt with a number of personal injury attorneys, and is also adamant that he could hook it up fairly easily if thats the route I wanted to go.
The PROS: Home sweet home in beautiful, scenic New Jersey at least for the year, impressive position for the old resume, not contingent on passing this freaking test (not a factor. I will pass this test, if not now then in February), and perhaps most importantly working for someone who is not only a fountain of information on the profession, but someone I respect, admire and would run through a wall for.
CONS: As happy as I would be moving back to Jersey, my wife won't even consider the possibility of coming with me either until after the year when we'll know for sure that financially it makes no sense for her to stay as hopefully I'll be in the 80-110 range and she'd still be pulling in half of that, or if (when IMHO) she gets accepted into a Masters program in the city, and can also simultaneously intern in the city to work for the capital defenders (essentially public defenders who work on death penalty cases.) In fairness to her, she's making strides on both, though as you can imagine she's furious that a year into our marriage I'd even consider living separately, but she's also very aware of how hopelessly in love with her I am, and that I've been adamant about wanting to both return home, and ensure that even without slaving away the 12-14 hour days in BigLaw I can leverage both numerous contacts and the clerkship into either high five figures or just be cracking that 6 mark. Full disclosure, she comes from a family of means, and I also don't give a excrement. I love and appreciate them, but if I'm not at a certain financial standing, I'll never achieve independence from any sort of influence on that end. It's not so much a breadwinner/manhood thing as it is being able to viably say, "no I want to live here" and having the scratch to not give a excrement if they say, "but we'll kick in X to live there." Oh, and if I go I can't take the dog. And that's a crusher, I love my little guy.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 08, 2017, 11:44:00 PM
Try not to be high off your funbags (thanks JE) when opportunity knocks.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 08, 2017, 11:50:15 PM
I was amazed at the grammer and spelling, and hell, the coherence when I woke up 12 hours later.
Post by: ons on June 08, 2017, 11:56:01 PM
impressive position for the old resume
I only worked in a law office for a year before deciding I absolutely hated it, but a clerkship on the resume seems like a fantastic advantage long-term - and connections to a family that is willing to go to bat for you is pretty great. Two uncles and an aunt have all been partners in law firms - two of them in biglaw - I've seen them hook up amazing jobs for people.
Post by: Johnny English on June 09, 2017, 12:04:35 AM
If your wife is the one, and if she's your wife then I would hope she is, don't strain your relationship for the sake of a job that you think might be better than the other one that might also be amazing. I'm lucky enough to be in a moderately lucrative career, and I'd give it up tomorrow for my wife and eke out a living whittling small statues from twigs if that's what it took to make her happy. There are lots of careers and jobs to be had and most won't make you happy, so if you've found someone who will then don't prioritise a job over her.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 09, 2017, 12:06:51 AM
Mate, that's not even a discussion for me. Take the role that makes your marriage work. I'm obviously not an expert on the legal profession, but from what I know from the friends who are in it there are a lot of ways of making it successful, fulfilling and lucrative, and early experience can still take you in lots of directions.This x1000. If you would take a bullet for your wife, don't waste a minute without her that you don't have to because of a job.
If your wife is the one, and if she's your wife then I would hope she is, don't strain your relationship for the sake of a job that you think might be better than the other one that might also be amazing. I'm lucky enough to be in a moderately lucrative career, and I'd give it up tomorrow for my wife and eke out a living whittling small statues from twigs if that's what it took to make her happy. There are lots of careers and jobs to be had and most won't make you happy, so if you've found someone who will then don't prioritise a job over her.
Post by: ons on June 09, 2017, 12:17:59 AM
This x1000. If you would take a bullet for your wife, don't waste a minute without her that you don't have to because of a job.
It's crazy how culture works - it's so common for Japanese husbands to move away from wife and home for work for years at a time that up to a year apart potentially between NY and NJ didn't even register for me as a real problem.
Post by: Johnny English on June 09, 2017, 12:26:03 AM
It's crazy how culture works - it's so common for Japanese husbands to move away from wife and home for work for years at a time that up to a year apart potentially between NY and NJ didn't even register for me as a real problem.
Hey, we have to each do what works for us. My wife and I had a protracted move from Ottawa to Toronto (a four hour drive) two and a half years ago where her new job required her to move two months before I could follow and we made it work, but we've been married 13 years and it still wasn't fun. (I'll be honest, being able to sit on the sofa in my underwear watching hockey and eating pizza wasn't awful.)
Even at this stage I can't imagine living apart from her for a year, but my relationship isn't anyone else's and it's not for me to say what would work for someone else. But if MJ's missus isn't down with the idea it could be tough, and I think relationships and people are more important than jobs and careers.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 09, 2017, 12:38:06 AM
Hey, we have to each do what works for us. My wife and I had a protracted move from Ottawa to Toronto (a four hour drive) two and a half years ago where her new job required her to move two months before I could follow and we made it work, but we've been married 13 years and it still wasn't fun. (I'll be honest, being able to sit on the sofa in my underwear watching hockey and eating pizza wasn't awful.)
Even at this stage I can't imagine living apart from her for a year, but my relationship isn't anyone else's and it's not for me to say what would work for someone else. But if MJ's missus isn't down with the idea it could be tough, and I think relationships and people are more important than jobs and careers.
Forgot you and mrs JE have been together for as long as us. Sure it came up when we met, but that brain cell is long since deceased.
The longest we have been apart is 2 weeks. She was with her family in another country, but still found herself crying out of nowhere. Myself, I was surrounded by del taco bags and could smell the catbox from downstairs.
Love, codependence, some combination of both. It's a helluva drug. Together we are team Fenwyr and can survive anything, apart we are useless idiots.
Post by: ons on June 09, 2017, 12:38:17 AM
Even at this stage I can't imagine living apart from her for a year, but my relationship isn't anyone else's and it's not for me to say what would work for someone else. But if MJ's missus isn't down with the idea it could be tough, and I think relationships and people are more important than jobs and careers.
Yeah, I don't disagree with you, I think you have a very fair and healthy perspective that MJ would be wise to listen to. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've read long-term systemic studies of Japanese men who move away for work and it is almost universally negative for both short and long term health, marriage stability, and workplace productivity. It's just not where my mind went at all.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 09, 2017, 12:46:36 AM
Yeah, I don't disagree with you, I think you have a very fair and healthy perspective that MJ would be wise to listen to. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've read long-term systemic studies of Japanese men who move away for work and it is almost universally negative for both short and long term health, marriage stability, and workplace productivity. It's just not where my mind went at all.
The wife gets lonely, starts falling for a cute professor. Husband finds her diary, though she never acted on her impulses, he cripples her long enough to watch her son die, then he finishes her off. And then he hangs himself.
Spoiler alert... Do not go in their old house.
Post by: mj2sexay on June 09, 2017, 12:58:27 AM
I only worked in a law office for a year before deciding I absolutely hated it, but a clerkship on the resume seems like a fantastic advantage long-term - and connections to a family that is willing to go to bat for you is pretty great. Two uncles and an aunt have all been partners in law firms - two of them in biglaw - I've seen them hook up amazing jobs for people.
The cliche of who you know remains absolutely golden. I try to keep and cultivate contacts as much as possible (i send holiday cards to old extern advisors, small but important stuff that can keep people in your corner), but especially given the fact that the market is excrement and I'm graduating a T4, I am so lucky to have an offer and the head start of both my brother, and my friend. And as much as I love my brother, I've already sort of proven in life my loyalty on that end plus we're blood so it is an expectation even if it shouldn't be. But...granted we've been friends for half of our lives at this point, but there isn't the connection of blood between my friend and I but there may as well be with how gracious him and his father have been in both offering me the clerkship and the knowledge that they'd both be squarely in my corner for the post-clerk job search.
Mate, that's not even a discussion for me. Take the role that makes your marriage work. I'm obviously not an expert on the legal profession, but from what I know from the friends who are in it there are a lot of ways of making it successful, fulfilling and lucrative, and early experience can still take you in lots of directions.
If your wife is the one, and if she's your wife then I would hope she is, don't strain your relationship for the sake of a job that you think might be better than the other one that might also be amazing. I'm lucky enough to be in a moderately lucrative career, and I'd give it up tomorrow for my wife and eke out a living whittling small statues from twigs if that's what it took to make her happy. There are lots of careers and jobs to be had and most won't make you happy, so if you've found someone who will then don't prioritise a job over her.
I agree. In the end, I love her like crazy, I love living with her and the dog. As much as I could handle living alone because my spare time is so easily destroyable with mindless endeavors like tv and video games that allow me to relax, the idea of her being in the apartment alone, stewing, and not just upset but building resentment towards me out of forgetting why I'm gone and just focusing on the fact that I'm gone is alarming, if not totally something I'd be setting myself up for.
At the same time, if shes going to follow through on getting her Masters, then her job at the public defenders has run its course in terms of usefulness, and I'm going to put on the full court press of her just coming home with me. Whether now or 10 years from now, she and I both know its our logical end point. We're both going to want to be closer to our parents when they get older, not to mention closer if/when we eventually have kids.
Not kidding, I haven't laid that much text down since 95. I had just bought my first computer and dropped a bunch of very twitchy acid. Grew tired of playing Doom on god mode after a couple hours, and ending up writing 8 songs worth of lyrics in Word. Just couldn't stop typing. I was amazed at the grammer and spelling, and hell, the coherence when I woke up 12 hours later.
I can't even imagine being close to that productive while tripping, on the occasions I've done shrooms if I'm not stationary in a dark room letting the visuals take over, I'm generally irritable. I'm ok though, I promise. The adderall has largely worn off, the anxiety will be here for a while. But that's ok! Thats what sweet beautiful gangja, and a nice bison burger from the 24 hour diner across the street is for. If this is really bison. I don't care, it tastes good.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 09, 2017, 01:38:08 AM
Moral of the story, don't do drugs kids. But if you do, have fun, be safe, and don't be ashamed.
Shrooms. If I ever did those again I would need a Playstation with The Crystal Method N2O game. Played that excrement for hours and couldn't die. 24 inch TV became an entire wall. I was invincible.
Couldn't get past level 3 sober.
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 09, 2017, 10:22:11 AM
Work to live. Don't live to work.
Post by: Pope on June 09, 2017, 05:58:31 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on June 09, 2017, 06:13:21 PM
Happy wife, happy life. Make the decision with her and not for her.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 09, 2017, 07:14:53 PM
Post by: mj2sexay on June 10, 2017, 10:25:39 AM
Whatever you decide, go ahead and come out of the closet. We all know.
Just because I didn't know Bailey Jay had a rooster until I saw it doesn't mean I'm bad person.
Post by: ons on June 26, 2017, 11:08:19 PM
Quitting my job in around a month to visit remaining family abroad for a while, thinking about going back to school but not sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Hated the pace of office work and love the adrenaline of the restaurant industry, but I'm thinking I'd rather get real vacation time and benefits instead of 20 hours of overtime a week and loads of free booze.
No idea what I want to get into though - what would people here do if you had the time and money to afford to get into a new career path?
Post by: bojanglesman on June 27, 2017, 07:35:51 AM
TLDR- be a male hooker.
Post by: IATA on June 27, 2017, 09:30:49 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on June 27, 2017, 12:12:39 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on June 27, 2017, 12:16:03 PM
Post by: MBGreen on June 27, 2017, 12:27:50 PM
Office jobs can be boring, but you get a good work/life balance. Service industry jobs can be fun, but the hours will always suck.office jobs don't automatically come with a good work/life balance...just sayin
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 27, 2017, 05:20:34 PM
Numerous deaths in my family (and not having any siblings or cousins on one side) have made for a pretty horrible year, but I now have inherited significantly more money over the past 15 months than I ever expected to have at this point in my life. No debt, new car, fiancee is earning 50K+ a year (also with no debt), our cost of living has never been high (1000 a month covers rent/utilities/internet/phones for both).
Quitting my job in around a month to visit remaining family abroad for a while, thinking about going back to school but not sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Hated the pace of office work and love the adrenaline of the restaurant industry, but I'm thinking I'd rather get real vacation time and benefits instead of 20 hours of overtime a week and loads of free booze.
No idea what I want to get into though - what would people here do if you had the time and money to afford to get into a new career path?
This is a good freaking question that I don't think anyone really has the answer to. I worked in restaurants all throughout high school and college. Best time of my life for numerous reasons. Been in an office ever since.
Office is boring and a daily grind. Restaurant life never really felt like work and the hours passed quickly. You are exhausted at the end of the day though, and it really sucks to work if you're ever tired or hungover. You also have to work late nights, weekends, and holidays. It's not impossible if you work your way up the ladder or job hop, but it would be tough to find a restaurant job with the benefits/pay comparable to the office. I would recommend culinary school (if you're in the kitchen) or a business/management degree if you're front of house. I was always working with people that had gone to culinary school or had 20+ years experienced so I always felt woefully undereducated and inferior in my skills.
As Bo and Iata said, do what makes you happy (hard). You gotta do this excrement 5 days a week for damn near the rest of your life. I've worked with so many miserable, cranky, used up people that I've promised myself I'll GTFO if I ever find myself becoming unhappy.
Post by: ukilledkenny on June 27, 2017, 06:26:38 PM
This is a good freaking question that I don't think anyone really has the answer to. I worked in restaurants all throughout high school and college. Best time of my life for numerous reasons. Been in an office ever since.
Office is boring and a daily grind. Restaurant life never really felt like work and the hours passed quickly. You are exhausted at the end of the day though, and it really sucks to work if you're ever tired or hungover. You also have to work late nights, weekends, and holidays. It's not impossible if you work your way up the ladder or job hop, but it would be tough to find a restaurant job with the benefits/pay comparable to the office. I would recommend culinary school (if you're in the kitchen) or a business/management degree if you're front of house. I was always working with people that had gone to culinary school or had 20+ years experienced so I always felt woefully undereducated and inferior in my skills.
As Bo and Iata said, do what makes you happy (hard). You gotta do this excrement 5 days a week for damn near the rest of your life. I've worked with so many miserable, cranky, used up people that I've promised myself I'll GTFO if I ever find myself becoming unhappy.
Maybe it's because I'm still pretty new but I very much like the fairly predictable pattern of a day at the office. My company does seem to be better than most with treating us like humans.
If had the time and money I would learn to code either through regular school or one of those code camps where all you do is write code for like 16 hours a day for a few months.
Everything is going to be connected to the internet and I think people who can write the code for all that stuff will in demand for quite awhile.
Post by: Badger on June 27, 2017, 08:33:12 PM
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 28, 2017, 06:47:44 AM
Everything is going to be connected to the internet and I think people who can write the code for all that stuff will in demand for quite awhile.
This is true
i was talking to one of my attendings about this, there are kids who spend years of their lives and accrue hundreds of thousands in debt to enter a health related field, and there are others who go to school for 4 years in a software coding/IT related major, get a job in a company that makes apps/software for the health field and are making 80-90K/year straight out of college
Post by: Fenwyr on June 28, 2017, 10:22:25 AM
office jobs don't automatically come with a good work/life balance...just sayinTrue, but I was comparing to service industry.
It's all about gaining experience and finding the right company. You might be working 50 hours a week, but your chances of being home by 6pm, having weekends and holidays off, and having solid benefits are pretty damn good.
Post by: ukilledkenny on June 28, 2017, 01:05:48 PM
Post by: MBGreen on June 28, 2017, 02:26:02 PM
True, but I was comparing to service industry.
It's all about gaining experience and finding the right company. You might be working 50 hours a week, but your chances of being home by 6pm, having weekends and holidays off, and having solid benefits are pretty damn good.
it doesn't matter which industry you're comparing it to. There are different situations.
My work life balance is the absolute shits right now...and I work in an office. I have a few friends in the restaurant business, and they're living care free. It's not cut and dried.
Post by: Johnny English on June 28, 2017, 03:32:41 PM
Numerous deaths in my family (and not having any siblings or cousins on one side) have made for a pretty horrible year, but I now have inherited significantly more money over the past 15 months than I ever expected to have at this point in my life. No debt, new car, fiancee is earning 50K+ a year (also with no debt), our cost of living has never been high (1000 a month covers rent/utilities/internet/phones for both).
Quitting my job in around a month to visit remaining family abroad for a while, thinking about going back to school but not sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Hated the pace of office work and love the adrenaline of the restaurant industry, but I'm thinking I'd rather get real vacation time and benefits instead of 20 hours of overtime a week and loads of free booze.
No idea what I want to get into though - what would people here do if you had the time and money to afford to get into a new career path?
I'd become a carpenter and general contractor.
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 28, 2017, 08:18:50 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on June 28, 2017, 09:19:55 PM
Post by: Tommy on June 29, 2017, 12:51:39 PM
Numerous deaths in my family (and not having any siblings or cousins on one side) have made for a pretty horrible year, but I now have inherited significantly more money over the past 15 months than I ever expected to have at this point in my life. No debt, new car, fiancee is earning 50K+ a year (also with no debt), our cost of living has never been high (1000 a month covers rent/utilities/internet/phones for both).
Quitting my job in around a month to visit remaining family abroad for a while, thinking about going back to school but not sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Hated the pace of office work and love the adrenaline of the restaurant industry, but I'm thinking I'd rather get real vacation time and benefits instead of 20 hours of overtime a week and loads of free booze.
No idea what I want to get into though - what would people here do if you had the time and money to afford to get into a new career path?
How about working for a startup that you can pour your heart and soul into that doesn't offer much besides equity? A startup you can get behind at least. You'd be surprised how much more invested you are (personally, not financially) in a company when you know every single thing you do has an effect on the company, either positively or negatively. I've never worked so hard in my life, and I've been enjoying every minute of it so far.
Post by: Tommy on June 29, 2017, 12:54:45 PM
Maybe it's because I'm still pretty new but I very much like the fairly predictable pattern of a day at the office. My company does seem to be better than most with treating us like humans.
If had the time and money I would learn to code either through regular school or one of those code camps where all you do is write code for like 16 hours a day for a few months.
Everything is going to be connected to the internet and I think people who can write the code for all that stuff will in demand for quite awhile.
I sometimes wish I had this. Do your job, go home and forget about it, come back the next day, and take occasional vacations where you don't have to worry about work. Steady salary and work would probably have made me more responsible with my money. The feast or famine life that is sales deprives you of any concept of budgeting. Not speaking for everyone, of course. I may just be bad with money.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 29, 2017, 01:10:30 PM
it doesn't matter which industry you're comparing it to. There are different situations.But is it always excrement? Are you being obscenely compensated for your current excrement? Could you use your experience to find another job that is less excrement?
My work life balance is the absolute shits right now...and I work in an office. I have a few friends in the restaurant business, and they're living care free. It's not cut and dried.
It might just be a product of where I live, but service industry people might get lucky and get Christmas off. Every other holiday is AHOD.
Post by: MBGreen on June 29, 2017, 02:52:33 PM
But is it always excrement? Are you being obscenely compensated for your current excrement? Could you use your experience to find another job that is less excrement?
It might just be a product of where I live, but service industry people might get lucky and get Christmas off. Every other holiday is AHOD.
In my experience, I've seen both sides. My gov job wasn't stressful, but it was boring AF...my current job is the complete opposite and the stress is slowly killing me.
Sure, I get holidays off (although, I'm basically on call 24/7...so I'm not sure if that even applies to me anymore), but I'm being asked to split atoms when it comes to figuring excrement out day in and day out....
My point is...you're never going to find the perfect job (or if you do, you're in a small percentile of people)...the key is to find a healthy balance of being busy vs twiddling your thumbs.
Post by: Fenwyr on June 29, 2017, 03:43:45 PM
In my experience, I've seen both sides. My gov job wasn't stressful, but it was boring AF...my current job is the complete opposite and the stress is slowly killing me.Your government job was boring, but it sounds like you were well compensated and had a good work/life balance. Plenty of people would kill for that.
Sure, I get holidays off (although, I'm basically on call 24/7...so I'm not sure if that even applies to me anymore), but I'm being asked to split atoms when it comes to figuring excrement out day in and day out....
My point is...you're never going to find the perfect job (or if you do, you're in a small percentile of people)...the key is to find a healthy balance of being busy vs twiddling your thumbs.
You made the decision to try something more exciting, likely with higher compensation. You chose an office job that screwed up your work/life balance.
Post by: MBGreen on June 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
Your government job was boring, but it sounds like you were well compensated and had a good work/life balance. Plenty of people would kill for that.
You made the decision to try something more exciting, likely with higher compensation. You chose an office job that screwed up your work/life balance.
it was boring, but there were other shitty factors. The work life balance was good, granted.
I wanted to learn more....and I got it 10-fold. I chose poorly.
But sometimes you lose some when you take chances. The positive is that my skillset will be off the charts.
Post by: ukilledkenny on June 29, 2017, 06:16:48 PM
it was boring, but there were other shitty factors. The work life balance was good, granted.
I wanted to learn more....and I got it 10-fold. I chose poorly.
But sometimes you lose some when you take chances. The positive is that my skillset will be off the charts.
Sounds like.it might suck.now but if you can figure out how to get through it for awhile longer you should be able to land something pretty nice.
Post by: MBGreen on June 29, 2017, 06:28:22 PM
Sounds like.it might suck.now but if you can figure out how to get through it for awhile longer you should be able to land something pretty nice.that's my hope. To survive long enough to land a sweeter job down the line.
I wish I lived in a bigger city...not a lot of dba opportunities in the peg.
Post by: ukilledkenny on June 29, 2017, 08:36:26 PM
that's my hope. To survive long enough to land a sweeter job down the line.Isn't your daughter college age by now? Any chance of moving sometime down the line?
I wish I lived in a bigger city...not a lot of dba opportunities in the peg.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 29, 2017, 09:39:36 PM
that's my hope. To survive long enough to land a sweeter gubment job down the line.
I wish I lived in a bigger city...not a lot of dba opportunities in the peg.
Fyp
Post by: MBGreen on June 30, 2017, 07:31:36 AM
Isn't your daughter college age by now? Any chance of moving sometime down the line?
she a few years away from college...and my wife has a really sweet job here. I'm stuck in Manitoba.
Post by: ons on July 06, 2017, 10:34:18 AM
TLDR- be a male hooker.
do what makes you hard
Professional masturbator.
Damn, some great advice in this thread. Thanks guys.
So you're coming to the tailgate right?
Based on the above responses, how much should I be charging you all?
In terms of other ideas:
Culinary school: not worth it at this point - have worked under chefs who've taught me enough and I'm good at learning from cookbooks.
Coding: seriously considering learning it, have always had a good head for that type of thing.
Bartending: sounds fun but even more nightlife heavy.
Startups: I think I'm pretty terrible at handling that type of stress.
Meat butcher: have seriously considered it.
General contractor: I've tried learning some similar skills in my spare time and I am abjectly horrible at it.
My current thought process is to work toward a job in education so I can get summers off with my SO - this is her first summer post Masters classes and it seems like an absurdly sweet deal.
But my current boss offered me a raise to rejoin him for when I get back from Japan. I guess we'll see.
Post by: ons on July 06, 2017, 10:37:53 AM
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My point is...you're never going to find the perfect job (or if you do, you're in a small percentile of people)...the key is to find a healthy balance of being busy vs twiddling your thumbs.
That's the real reason I hate the idea of going back to white collar work. I love that every moment I'm working I'm producing something real and efficiently getting excrement done. I can go through a 12 hour shift without sitting down once and feel tired but have been completely in the zone the entire time.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 06, 2017, 11:15:47 AM
Post by: Tommy on July 06, 2017, 12:13:39 PM
Post by: Badger on July 06, 2017, 04:13:45 PM
I'd become a carpenter and general contractor.You'd make a killing in the Shire.
Post by: AlioTheFool on July 20, 2017, 01:44:24 PM
I can't even remember the last time I visited here. It was definitely before June 12th when the nightmare began.
Post by: MBGreen on July 20, 2017, 02:41:22 PM
I'm just now settling back down after more than a month of 14-16 hour days thanks to a software upgrade that went absolutely terrible. We're still putting out fires, but they're more embers now than raging dumpsters.
I can't even remember the last time I visited here. It was definitely before June 12th when the nightmare began.
I thought you died
Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2017, 08:24:29 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 20, 2017, 08:53:20 PM
I've been working insane hours. Yesterday I woke up at 7am, answered emails and had calls until 9, showered and headed to the office, emails proposals calls and stuff until 2am, uber home, more emails calls and stuff, bed at 5:30am. Up at 10am, still working.
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Post by: Tommy on July 20, 2017, 10:53:21 PM
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Hahahahhahaha
Post by: mj2sexay on July 24, 2017, 06:45:26 PM
Not feeling very optimistic, but I also understand this is a pure numbers game. My scores on the multiple choice prep have been solid to exceptional. So tomorrow, if I see an essay (I'm a good writer but the essays have been my achilles heel) and I don't know the law, I'm making a lover of the older lady up, and hoping that the logic of the essay is enough to carry me past the bottom 15 percent, as if my MBE (multiple choice) falls in line with where I'm practicing at, I might be able to squeak by. I don't give a freak if I get a 266 on the dot, passing is passing and if someone actually were to ask me what I got on this thing numerically, I'd probably just laugh and tell them to eat excrement.
I took the job in Jersey. The wife has actually been incredibly supportive as she knows the stress and anxiety that I'd be putting on myself if my job and paycheck depending on passing now. She's so wrapped up in her own career (which I love) that I think she realized this was the easiest way to ensure that nothing about her situation is uprooted because I won't be able to pay rent. I'll be up every weekend and plan on taking certain Mondays off for extra time.
Post by: Johnny English on July 24, 2017, 08:22:32 PM
I take the bar tomorrow and Wednesday.
Not feeling very optimistic, but I also understand this is a pure numbers game. My scores on the multiple choice prep have been solid to exceptional. So tomorrow, if I see an essay (I'm a good writer but the essays have been my achilles heel) and I don't know the law, I'm making a lover of the older lady up, and hoping that the logic of the essay is enough to carry me past the bottom 15 percent, as if my MBE (multiple choice) falls in line with where I'm practicing at, I might be able to squeak by. I don't give a freak if I get a 266 on the dot, passing is passing and if someone actually were to ask me what I got on this thing numerically, I'd probably just laugh and tell them to eat excrement.
I took the job in Jersey. The wife has actually been incredibly supportive as she knows the stress and anxiety that I'd be putting on myself if my job and paycheck depending on passing now. She's so wrapped up in her own career (which I love) that I think she realized this was the easiest way to ensure that nothing about her situation is uprooted because I won't be able to pay rent. I'll be up every weekend and plan on taking certain Mondays off for extra time.
Good luck, man. We're relying on you to defend us when Tommy finally admits to some heinous offense and makes the whole site accessories to his depravity.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 26, 2017, 01:01:36 PM
Post by: MBGreen on July 26, 2017, 01:22:25 PM
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a freaking dinosaur and get a job."
your name isn't Bobby.
#CallingHornet
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 26, 2017, 01:28:53 PM
your name isn't Bobby.
#CallingHornet
Middle name is Bob
Post by: MBGreen on July 26, 2017, 01:41:34 PM
Middle name is Bob
loss4u
Post by: Johnny English on July 26, 2017, 02:22:37 PM
Middle name is Bob
That's clearly a lie, your middle name is Feet. It says so right there.
Post by: mj2sexay on July 26, 2017, 07:24:04 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on July 26, 2017, 08:32:17 PM
Well, at least I know how Michael Spinks felt after he got shitstomped by Tyson.Shut up and defend jetoffensive.com/Tommy v. Koreatranny.com on The People's Court.
Post by: Tommy on July 27, 2017, 12:05:48 AM
Good luck, man. We're relying on you to defend us when Tommy finally admits to some heinous offense and makes the whole site accessories to his depravity.
Hahahhaa
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 27, 2017, 07:11:11 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 27, 2017, 07:27:06 AM
I'm outta here
Post by: Badger on July 27, 2017, 07:50:04 AM
This guy at work kept saying he was chilly instead of cold the other day and I just realized because of this I can never respect him againI can't respect anyone who feels cold in July.
Post by: guinness77 on July 27, 2017, 10:14:08 AM
This guy at work kept saying he was chilly instead of cold the other day and I just realized because of this I can never respect him againEither way he's a hoo-ha.
On a side note: never lose your dinosaur.
Post by: ukilledkenny on July 27, 2017, 10:16:37 AM
Some lady just said "rumpus room"
I'm outta here
So you work on military contracts with a bunch of people who were frozen Captain America style during the cold war?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 27, 2017, 10:35:43 AM
So you work on military contracts with a bunch of people who were frozen Captain America style during the cold war?
Military is a very big customer for my company but I mainly work commercial. F-35 and these night vision goggles are the only military projects I have been on, but the production scale is massive.
Yes, most of the people I work with are ancient. My company actually acknowledged this in an all hands meeting recently that they are aggressivley trying to appeal/cater to millenials since such a large percentage of their work force is retirement eligible or will be by 2020. That lady I mentioned is basically the embarrassing mom that is completely out of touch with the times and is good for a cringeworthy statement a few times a day. Always going up to younger people and talking about how cool or hip they are and how things are so much different in this day and age.
Post by: Fenwyr on July 27, 2017, 10:37:28 AM
This guy at work kept saying he was chilly instead of cold the other day and I just realized because of this I can never respect him againJust because he identifies as chilly, doesn't give you the right to descriminate, just because you think he is actually cold.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 27, 2017, 10:47:12 AM
Military is a very big customer for my company but I mainly work commercial. F-35 and these night vision goggles are the only military projects I have been on, but the production scale is massive.
Yes, most of the people I work with are ancient. My company actually acknowledged this in an all hands meeting recently that they are aggressivley trying to appeal/cater to millenials since such a large percentage of their work force is retirement eligible or will be by 2020. That lady I mentioned is basically the embarrassing mom that is completely out of touch with the times and is good for a cringeworthy statement a few times a day. Always going up to younger people and talking about how cool or hip they are and how things are so much different in this day and age.
Have you fucked the pizza lady yet?
Post by: Miamipuck on July 27, 2017, 10:48:01 AM
I take the bar tomorrow and Wednesday.
Not feeling very optimistic, but I also understand this is a pure numbers game. My scores on the multiple choice prep have been solid to exceptional. So tomorrow, if I see an essay (I'm a good writer but the essays have been my achilles heel) and I don't know the law, I'm making a lover of the older lady up, and hoping that the logic of the essay is enough to carry me past the bottom 15 percent, as if my MBE (multiple choice) falls in line with where I'm practicing at, I might be able to squeak by. I don't give a freak if I get a 266 on the dot, passing is passing and if someone actually were to ask me what I got on this thing numerically, I'd probably just laugh and tell them to eat excrement.
I took the job in Jersey. The wife has actually been incredibly supportive as she knows the stress and anxiety that I'd be putting on myself if my job and paycheck depending on passing now. She's so wrapped up in her own career (which I love) that I think she realized this was the easiest way to ensure that nothing about her situation is uprooted because I won't be able to pay rent. I'll be up every weekend and plan on taking certain Mondays off for extra time.
Too late to say good luck?
If it is, I hope you choke on a rooster. lol
Post by: Tommy on July 27, 2017, 10:51:18 AM
I can't respect anyone who feels cold in July.
Or a man complaining about it being cold in an office. That's what women do. Non-stop.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 27, 2017, 10:56:34 AM
Have you fucked the pizza lady yet?
Yes
Post by: Miamipuck on July 27, 2017, 10:58:30 AM
womenOr a man complaining about it being cold in an office.
Yes it's highly annoying. If they moved their bodies as much as their jaws bellyaching, they wouldn't be freaking cold.
Post by: Miamipuck on July 27, 2017, 10:58:55 AM
Yes
Alright!!!!!!!!
Post by: Badger on July 27, 2017, 11:04:35 AM
Military is a very big customer for my company but I mainly work commercial. F-35 and these night vision goggles are the only military projects I have been on, but the production scale is massive.Tell her all the cool kids call each other bundle of sticks now.
Yes, most of the people I work with are ancient. My company actually acknowledged this in an all hands meeting recently that they are aggressivley trying to appeal/cater to millenials since such a large percentage of their work force is retirement eligible or will be by 2020. That lady I mentioned is basically the embarrassing mom that is completely out of touch with the times and is good for a cringeworthy statement a few times a day. Always going up to younger people and talking about how cool or hip they are and how things are so much different in this day and age.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on July 27, 2017, 03:07:16 PM
Post by: Tommy on August 23, 2017, 04:13:56 PM
Anyway, looking for some interview advice. I've never been the final interview for anyone before, but I consider myself an expert on interviewing as the candidate. I can judge someone based on the way they cary themselves, professionalism, ask questions, etc, which are all important in sales, but I know (from experience) that people can be fantastic during an interview but shitty on the actual job. Any warning signs? Questions to ask to weed those types of candidates out?
This is a junior sales role with an opportunity for growth, but the person is going to essentially be a grunt that will call 50 companies a day and get me leads. I usually go with my "gut" and shoot from the hip when it comes to decisions like these, so this time I'd like to be a little more analytical since the applicant will be working for me.
Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!
Post by: bojanglesman on August 23, 2017, 04:28:10 PM
I'm interviewing candidates for a very junior-level sales job, and it's sad seeing some of these applicants who graduated from big expensive schools and have been journeymen ever since, all low paying and shitty jobs.
Anyway, looking for some interview advice. I've never been the final interview for anyone before, but I consider myself an expert on interviewing as the candidate. I can judge someone based on the way they cary themselves, professionalism, ask questions, etc, which are all important in sales, but I know (from experience) that people can be fantastic during an interview but shitty on the actual job. Any warning signs? Questions to ask to weed those types of candidates out?
This is a junior sales role with an opportunity for growth, but the person is going to essentially be a grunt that will call 50 companies a day and get me leads. I usually go with my "gut" and shoot from the hip when it comes to decisions like these, so this time I'd like to be a little more analytical since the applicant will be working for me.
Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!
In before Puck. If a girl, make sure to ask their hooter size, fake or real, whether they are married or gay. All legal questions to ask in an interview. Trust me. Also, check to see if they, you know, are decent at whatever it is you do there. But, make sure to ask about the hooters.
Post by: Tommy on August 23, 2017, 04:34:56 PM
In before Puck. If a girl, make sure to ask their hooter size, fake or real, whether they are married or gay. All legal questions to ask in an interview. Trust me. Also, check to see if they, you know, are decent at whatever it is you do there. But, make sure to ask about the hooters.
Hahaha glad we got that out of the way.
Reminded me of this:
https://youtu.be/5RnDmTkhwMs
Post by: Johnny English on August 23, 2017, 05:07:24 PM
Post by: Badger on August 23, 2017, 05:59:42 PM
This is a junior sales role with an opportunity for growth, but the person is going to essentially be a grunt that will call 50 companies a day and get me leads. I usually go with my "gut" and shoot from the hip when it comes to decisions like these, so this time I'd like to be a little more analytical since the applicant will be working for me.
Hire an Asian guy.
Post by: Johnny English on August 23, 2017, 08:36:42 PM
Hire an Asian guy.
You missed the point. He wants to not be sexually distracted at work.
Post by: Heismanberg on August 23, 2017, 10:06:04 PM
Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!
How much is the pay?
Post by: Fenwyr on August 24, 2017, 02:29:33 AM
Do they establish rapport to put you at ease? Do they follow objections with probing questions to keep you talking? Do they employ active listening during that time and use it in their rebuttal?
Keep the product simple. Their pen is much better than yours. But you like your pen and theirs is 10 times more expensive than your pen. Make them sell you their pen. It's almost impossible, but you will learn a ton about their skills.
I've found hiring practices for retention, my current gig, are alot like sales.
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2017, 07:37:35 AM
Its all about the roleplay. Get all the other stuff out of the way. The final part of the interview should be them doing their job. They need to sell to you, and you are not an easy sell.
Do they establish rapport to put you at ease? Do they follow objections with probing questions to keep you talking? Do they employ active listening during that time and use it in their rebuttal?
Keep the product simple. Their pen is much better than yours. But you like your pen and theirs is 10 times more expensive than your pen. Make them sell you their pen. It's almost impossible, but you will learn a ton about their skills.
Tommy: "Sell me this vape pen."
Candidate: "The Vapemaster 4000 will have you ripping such fat clouds you won't even care if it looks like you're sucking a robot's dick."
Tommy: "You're hired."
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2017, 08:33:11 AM
Tommy: "Sell me this vape pen."
Candidate: "The Vapemaster 4000 will have you ripping such fat clouds you won't even care if it looks like you're sucking a robot's dick."
Tommy: "You're hired."
haha.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2017, 08:35:22 AM
Candidate: I have a rooster too.
Tommy: When can you start?
Post by: Fenwyr on August 24, 2017, 09:07:37 AM
I would highly recommend not going with a weed smoker and/or girl you'd want to bang.
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2017, 10:35:42 AM
This is what happens when you ask for serious help around here.
I would highly recommend not going with a weed smoker and/or girl you'd want to bang.
Don't listen to Fenwyr, the more drugs and sketchy employment history, the better. Basically, wear ear plugs and judge solely on appearance.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2017, 11:15:33 AM
This is what happens when you ask for serious help around here.
I would highly recommend not going with a weed smoker and/or girl you'd want to bang.
How do you know if they're a weed smoker other than a drug test that if they fail they wouldn't get the job anyways?
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 01:14:06 PM
Its all about the roleplay. Get all the other stuff out of the way. The final part of the interview should be them doing their job. They need to sell to you, and you are not an easy sell.
Do they establish rapport to put you at ease? Do they follow objections with probing questions to keep you talking? Do they employ active listening during that time and use it in their rebuttal?
Keep the product simple. Their pen is much better than yours. But you like your pen and theirs is 10 times more expensive than your pen. Make them sell you their pen. It's almost impossible, but you will learn a ton about their skills.
I've found hiring practices for retention, my current gig, are alot like sales.
Haha - all these responses are hilarious. I appreciate your honest answer, but I never liked those "sell me this pen" questions. Maybe I'll ask them about a product they've sold before and probe them on why someone would buy it, etc. Also, it's a junior sales position so I'm looking for candidates with potential rather than those who can start selling right off the bat - their job for the first 6 months is to just qualify companies and prospect for me.
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 01:14:52 PM
How do you know if they're a weed smoker other than a drug test that if they fail they wouldn't get the job anyways?
Are drug tests that common? I can't recall ever taking a drug test for a job.
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 01:15:51 PM
How much is the pay?
Real low, $40k base salary, but commissions on the leads they qualify that turn into sales. Haven't figured out the percentage yet.
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 24, 2017, 01:19:17 PM
To me, when someone comes with those little details it shows their dedication.
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 01:32:20 PM
If their main responsibility is to prospect for you, maybe ask them questions that show they've done their research about the job beforehand. Did they take the time to learn about what you do before walking in and asking you for a job? Does your company have a website where someone could learn about your services?
To me, when someone comes with those little details it shows their dedication.
That's a good point. Things like that come naturally to me but I'm trying to outline everything on paper so I can have some sort of checklist.
So far I have:
1. Arrive 10-5 mins beforehand. No later or sooner.
2. Well dressed and groomed.
3. Confident handshake
4. A little small talk and a thank you for the opportunity to speak
5. Having a pen and notebook to take notes during the interview.
6. Having their resume neatly printed along with a cover letter specific to the position and company.
7. Answering my questions concisely and not rambling.
8. Asking specific questions about he company and service.
9. Asking how I pitch the service.
10. Asking who were targeting
11. Asking specifics about their role
12. Not being afraid to ask about compensation
13. Asking me what I think of them and if they're a good fit.
14. Ask about the next steps.
15. Asking for my business card.
Finally, thank you note later in the day that doesn't sound boilerplate and touches on specific points discussed during the interview.
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 24, 2017, 01:53:36 PM
The truth is, no matter how much you like someone in an interview, you have to see them actually working for a couple of weeks before you know whether they're a good fit.
It's really not a lot different than the draft for pro sports.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2017, 01:56:14 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 24, 2017, 02:01:02 PM
It all depends on what kind of pen they use
What if they cut themselves and write in their own blood?
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2017, 02:02:10 PM
That's a good point. Things like that come naturally to me but I'm trying to outline everything on paper so I can have some sort of checklist.
So far I have:
1. Arrive 10-5 mins beforehand. No later or sooner.
2. Well dressed and groomed.
3. Confident handshake
4. A little small talk and a thank you for the opportunity to speak
5. Having a pen and notebook to take notes during the interview.
6. Having their resume neatly printed along with a cover letter specific to the position and company.
7. Answering my questions concisely and not rambling.
8. Asking specific questions about he company and service.
9. Asking how I pitch the service.
10. Asking who were targeting
11. Asking specifics about their role
12. Not being afraid to ask about compensation
13. Asking me what I think of them and if they're a good fit.
14. Ask about the next steps.
15. Asking for my business card.
Finally, thank you note later in the day that doesn't sound boilerplate and touches on specific points discussed during the interview.
all that for 40k a year?
GFY
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 02:28:13 PM
That's a good list.
The truth is, no matter how much you like someone in an interview, you have to see them actually working for a couple of weeks before you know whether they're a good fit.
It's really not a lot different than the draft for pro sports.
Yeah, very true. You know any warning signs that someone may be the type to nail an interview but be a lazy bum once hired? Maybe I set expectations during the interview to let them know that this isn't a "placeholder" job?
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 02:29:29 PM
all that for 40k a year?
GFY
Plus commission. No reason why that can't easily turn into $80k. And those points should be standard for all types of positions.
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2017, 02:33:27 PM
Plus commission. No reason why that can't easily turn into $80k. And those points should be standard for all types of positions.
you forgot to factor in "Tommy Danger pay"....130k
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2017, 03:14:34 PM
Plus commission. No reason why that can't easily turn into $80k. And those points should be standard for all types of positions.
Janitor?
Post by: ukilledkenny on August 24, 2017, 04:29:44 PM
That's a good point. Things like that come naturally to me but I'm trying to outline everything on paper so I can have some sort of checklist.
So far I have:
1. Arrive 10-5 mins beforehand. No later or sooner.
2. Well dressed and groomed.
3. Confident handshake
4. A little small talk and a thank you for the opportunity to speak
5. Having a pen and notebook to take notes during the interview.
6. Having their resume neatly printed along with a cover letter specific to the position and company.
7. Answering my questions concisely and not rambling.
8. Asking specific questions about he company and service.
9. Asking how I pitch the service.
10. Asking who were targeting
11. Asking specifics about their role
12. Not being afraid to ask about compensation
13. Asking me what I think of them and if they're a good fit.
14. Ask about the next steps.
15. Asking for my business card.
Finally, thank you note later in the day that doesn't sound boilerplate and touches on specific points discussed during the interview.
This all good but unless I'm totally misjudging how you live you have always just done what you wanted and it ended up working out. You should ultimately stick with that if someone seems right.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 24, 2017, 04:40:19 PM
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2017, 05:11:10 PM
This is what happens when you ask for serious help around here.
I would highly recommend not going with a weed smoker and/or girl you'd want to bang.
"Hire an Asian guy" was serious advice.
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2017, 05:17:55 PM
Tommy: You have great cans for someone so smart.
Candidate: I have a rooster too.
Tommy: When can you start?
Relevant repost:
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Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 06:50:44 PM
This all good but unless I'm totally misjudging how you live you have always just done what you wanted and it ended up working out. You should ultimately stick with that if someone seems right.
True, but I started my career working my derriere off and making more calls than anyone. Once you become good at something you can learn when to slack off and when to go into overdrive. I think I'll have to look for those who grew up in a working class household who value hard work and where it can get you. That's kinda why I'm staying away from anyone who went to an expensive school.
Post by: Tommy on August 24, 2017, 06:53:53 PM
In my limited interviewing experience, I always felt that the hires turned out better if I hired a person because I liked them rather than check off all the boxes on a list like that. Then again, I don't really give a excrement about productivity or the bottom line for the company, I care about having an employee that isn't a nightmare to interact with. Sales you need someone with drive and a defined skill set.
Yeah I always do that when I'm brought in to speak to someone and give my opinion. But like you said, it's different when the person has a direct impact on my job. My biggest concern is trusting someone to do the job since I don't want to micromanage or hold their hand while they do work. But it's tough to figure that out in an interview.
Post by: Johnny English on August 24, 2017, 07:55:38 PM
Sales you need someone with drive and a defined skill set.
That's not true at all.
Post by: Tommy on August 29, 2017, 01:14:27 PM
Sometimes I feel like people like using tech for the sake of using tech. The traditional interview process works fine in my opinion, especially for sales.
Post by: Fenwyr on August 30, 2017, 03:15:28 AM
So my firm wanted to use this dumb video interview service to screen my junior sales candidates instead of a simple phone call. I was against it but got overruled. You're basically giving people the questions in advance and letting them prepare answers instead of finding out how they respond on the spot.Ugh. Hate it.
Sometimes I feel like people like using tech for the sake of using tech. The traditional interview process works fine in my opinion, especially for sales.
Post by: Tommy on September 26, 2017, 02:16:52 PM
Since I started and was given the reigns to run global sales, we've almost doubled revenue and the number of clients. We've also completely revamped our image from a Silicon Valley startup to a NY-based professional services firm. I standardized our marketing and prospecting efforts, and even came up with a new pricing system that puts our competition to shame. All me.
We had an executive retreat to LA last week where the Core Four of the company were supposed to bond. Camping in Catalina island, sharing an AirBnB, numerous outings, and an extremely successful cross-border investor summit that I negotiated a lucrative sponsorship and organized the booth setup, marketing, and even live demonstration of our service. We killed. Tons of leads.
I decided to take a few extra days off to hang with a buddy of mine who lives in LA. All the while attached to my cell phone answering emails etc. For some reason my CEO pulled a 180 and started micromanaging me. Reminding me that I had to send a contract out, telling me when to do things, not letting me do what I was hired to do. I saw a trend forming.
I organized a Lunch & Learn with the NY office of one of our biggest clients in Asia. I got word that there would be 45 confirmed attendees, which was amazing. Since it's a Lunch and Learn I offered to provide lunch for everyone (typical sandwiches and pizza, probably $300 total). First I get an email from my CEO saying "Don't forget about the Lunch and Learn". Thanks dick, I'm the one who organized it. Then when I land and he finds out there's 45 confirmed attendees, he admonished me for not checking with him beforehand to approve lunch for the attendees. Instead of being happy we got 45 potential fuckn users that I'm going to present to, he focuses on THAT?!
I drew the line there. The writing was on the wall. Once micromanaging begins, it doesn't stop. If he wants his hands in everything and not trust me to do the job I was hired to do then he can find someone else. I immediately emailed him and his two co-founders to let them know that because management has for some reason lost confidence in me despite all the sweat and hard work I put into this company and my commitment, I can't work under those conditions.
The worst part is that when I started getting a hint that something was wrong I tried calling and messaging him but all he did was schedule a call with me to discuss on Wednesday evening. A full 4 days after I brought this up.
JE was right about Startups. That's all I have to say.
Post by: Johnny English on September 26, 2017, 02:19:57 PM
Post by: Badger on September 26, 2017, 03:15:49 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 26, 2017, 03:16:40 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 26, 2017, 04:00:38 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 26, 2017, 04:39:21 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 26, 2017, 04:53:35 PM
Post by: Fenwyr on September 27, 2017, 03:40:25 AM
Now that you got your john wick wet in interpreting/translation, we should chat some time.
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 27, 2017, 04:40:47 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 27, 2017, 06:10:00 AM
You guys are all jumping the gun. An afternoon update where Tommy is offered the CEO position and a Tesla because of his brashness is coming.Tommy is offered a job as CEO of Rick's.
Post by: Tommy on September 27, 2017, 07:04:30 AM
Damn that sucks man. Solid business model once again fucked by an idiot. A company like that will suffocate with that sort of leadership.
Now that you got your john wick wet in interpreting/translation, we should chat some time.
Thanks man. We should definitely talk. I completely changed their business model from a regular translation company into a premium service.
The other two cofounders are going to be pissed. One of them already contacted me using his personal email asking me for my side of the story. I knew there was dissent in the way the CEO was running the company, and now this is going to make them go apeshit. I hope so.
My email was also left on so I was able to download and save all incriminating emails and conversations. Also stuff using the internal company chat. Things were done that our clients would definitely not want to know, so if that guy fucks with my money and commission then I'll ruin them. Big time.
Post by: Tommy on September 27, 2017, 07:05:34 AM
You guys are all jumping the gun. An afternoon update where Tommy is offered the CEO position and a Tesla because of his brashness is coming.
Haha. I actually met some Tesla people in the LA conference. They can barely pay for conference shwag let alone someone like me.
Post by: Tommy on September 27, 2017, 07:05:57 AM
Tommy is offered a job as CEO of Rick's.
I'd just get high on my own supply.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 27, 2017, 07:34:27 AM
Thanks man. We should definitely talk. I completely changed their business model from a regular translation company into a premium service.
The other two cofounders are going to be pissed. One of them already contacted me using his personal email asking me for my side of the story. I knew there was dissent in the way the CEO was running the company, and now this is going to make them go apeshit. I hope so.
My email was also left on so I was able to download and save all incriminating emails and conversations. Also stuff using the internal company chat. Things were done that our clients would definitely not want to know, so if that guy fucks with my money and commission then I'll ruin them. Big time.
Bigly!!
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 27, 2017, 08:33:41 AM
Post by: Fenwyr on September 27, 2017, 10:07:27 AM
Thanks man. We should definitely talk. I completely changed their business model from a regular translation company into a premium service.I find it all a little odd. There is nothing wrong with a premium interpreting/translation service. I would have done the same thing years ago if I had a bankroll.
The other two cofounders are going to be pissed. One of them already contacted me using his personal email asking me for my side of the story. I knew there was dissent in the way the CEO was running the company, and now this is going to make them go apeshit. I hope so.
My email was also left on so I was able to download and save all incriminating emails and conversations. Also stuff using the internal company chat. Things were done that our clients would definitely not want to know, so if that guy fucks with my money and commission then I'll ruin them. Big time.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 12:56:29 AM
What a bundle of sticks. Fuckn Silicon Valley. Sorry that my aggressive nature is too strong for those pussies. I thought I was hired to bring in sales, not build some gay corporate culture where we ask nicely for deals.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 12:57:27 AM
Post by: JFIF on September 29, 2017, 01:49:32 AM
On the bright side I have a nice $25k commission check coming in tomorrow.
Be frugal till you land something else.
Sorry to hear it
Post by: Miamipuck on September 29, 2017, 01:58:05 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on September 29, 2017, 05:57:49 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 29, 2017, 07:35:59 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on September 29, 2017, 08:28:54 AM
Post by: IATA on September 29, 2017, 11:15:14 AM
good on you for standing up for what you believe in, taking a knee on the job and making a difference out there.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 29, 2017, 12:54:41 PM
hey, 8 g's in lawn related repairs for them means i won that battle.8 grand to de-mint a lawn? Holy excrement.
good on you for standing up for what you believe in, taking a knee on the job and making a difference out there.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 29, 2017, 01:00:21 PM
8 grand to de-mint a lawn? Holy excrement.
I woulda just accept my new life as a mint farmer
Post by: bojanglesman on September 29, 2017, 01:19:56 PM
I woulda just accept my new life as a mint farmerI'm going to look into de-minting as a side job.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 29, 2017, 01:35:03 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 01:54:45 PM
That's pretty bad on his part. Even if I was in his position and wanted the same thing I would just be like freak it keep the sales team away from everyone else as long as they are bringing in money. Who tries to get a business off the ground and then shits on new sales?
Yeah it's not like we're in the same cities anyway. Let sales do its thing in NY and you can have your gay corporate culture in SF. Pisses me off that he wanted me gone after all I've done.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 01:55:03 PM
hey, 8 g's in lawn related repairs for them means i won that battle.
good on you for standing up for what you believe in, taking a knee on the job and making a difference out there.
Hahaha thanks
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 01:57:35 PM
I don't understand that guy. Have all the corporate culture you want, what does that have to do with increasing sales? Enjoy your corporate collapse.
He literally said "and if that means taking a step back in sales to figure out who we want to be as a company, I'm okay with that." Gotta be fuckn' kidding me.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 01:59:42 PM
Sucks but enjoy the next few weeks off and good luck on your next gig.
Thanks man
Be frugal till you land something else.
Sorry to hear it
Thanks but being frugal was never my strong suit.
We should mint his lawn.
Hahahha
freak that guy
Seriously. I need to figure out how to use the info I have to destroy the company.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 29, 2017, 02:01:05 PM
He literally said "and if that means taking a step back in sales to figure out who we want to be as a company, I'm okay with that." Gotta be fuckn' kidding me.
I'm sure his investors would love to hear that.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 02:01:08 PM
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 02:02:23 PM
I'm sure his investors would love to hear that.
Oh man I would love to tell them if I knew all their names.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 29, 2017, 02:03:49 PM
Speaking of which, you guys up for helping me devise a way to freak the company over? Always wanted to do it, but this is one bridge where burning wouldn't affect me at all.
Not to be a moralistic poopchute, but freaking the company over likely winds up hurting the innocent employees more than the douchebags in charge.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 02:05:36 PM
Not to be a moralistic poopchute, but freaking the company over likely winds up hurting the innocent employees more than the douchebags in charge.
Well there are only two full time employees left, and one is a professional freelance interpreter. They'll be fine.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 29, 2017, 02:12:26 PM
Thanks man
Thanks but being frugal was never my strong suit.
Hahahha
Seriously. I need to figure out how to use the info I have to destroy the company.
Sounds like he might do that by himself. People who say “take some time to figure out who we are” don’t know what they’re talking about 99% of the time.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 02:23:02 PM
Sounds like he might do that by himself. People who say “take some time to figure out who we are” don’t know what they’re talking about 99% of the time.
Solid point but don't want to take that chance.
Post by: sg3 on September 29, 2017, 02:42:47 PM
Keep notes on the experience and your next search. I think you might have some material for a huge best seller....
"Tommyanne. Early victim of the Trump Depression!!"
j/k I know you'll land something way better
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Post by: Johnny English on September 29, 2017, 03:00:58 PM
1. CEO not a hoo-ha
2. Must be allowed to freak the staff
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 03:51:42 PM
Sorry about you having to deal with that ungrateful a hole who doesn't get it, Tommy. Had to deal with a few like that in my day.
Keep notes on the experience and your next search. I think you might have some material for a huge best seller....
"Tommyanne. Early victim of the Trump Depression!!"
I know you'll land something way better
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Ha. Thanks man. I'm sure I'll find something better but the freedom was really nice.
Post by: Tommy on September 29, 2017, 03:52:19 PM
Criteria for Tommy's next job:
1. CEO not a hoo-ha
2. Must be allowed to freak the staff
I'd like to think that should be a requirement for everyone.
Post by: Badger on October 17, 2017, 07:15:51 AM
She seems like a thrill to work with.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 17, 2017, 08:01:03 AM
We just got a new transfer to the office, her status on Skype messenger is "Minimalism Breeds Mediocrity. Champions Don't Take Shortcuts- Matthew Kelly"She's a warrior.
She seems like a thrill to work with.
Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2017, 08:29:04 AM
Post by: ukilledkenny on October 17, 2017, 07:55:00 PM
Post by: Johnny English on October 17, 2017, 08:04:59 PM
Everyone now and then I see an inspirational quote from that guy who was booking the Sanchez pick and then apparently became a wine/YouTube mogul. Gary v or something.
I follow him on LinkedIn, Gary Vaynerchuk. He's a bit of a wally but I don't hate him like some seem to. He produces some good stuff at times.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 17, 2017, 08:09:56 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on October 17, 2017, 08:41:29 PM
Yeah freak that guy.
Post by: JFIF on October 21, 2017, 04:49:38 PM
One time I drunkenly ran into him leaving the Revis ACL game down here and he was fairly charismatic and pleasant. His whole ra ra type of vibe is bloated nonsense but I don't hate the guy.
Post by: Tommy on October 21, 2017, 09:20:33 PM
In the end, he ends up being technically right about Sanchez.
One time I drunkenly ran into him leaving the Revis ACL game down here and he was fairly charismatic and pleasant. His whole ra ra type of vibe is bloated nonsense but I don't hate the guy.
And dead wrong about Gholston.
Post by: mj2sexay on October 23, 2017, 10:23:26 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on October 23, 2017, 11:37:25 PM
I passed the bar. Oh what a glorious day.
Congratulations!
Post by: Fenwyr on October 24, 2017, 02:49:44 AM
I passed the bar. Oh what a glorious day.God help the innocent people.
And congrats and best of luck.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 24, 2017, 05:43:33 AM
I passed the bar. Oh what a glorious day.
Congrats dude. Glad the hard work paid off for you.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 24, 2017, 05:49:36 AM
I passed the bar. Oh what a glorious day.I gave Tommy your #
Post by: Badger on October 24, 2017, 06:00:54 AM
I passed the bar. Oh what a glorious day.Congrats
Post by: MBGreen on October 24, 2017, 07:33:29 AM
I passed the bar. Oh what a glorious day. Damn right I passed the bar, the Billy Madison wayyyy.
Post by: mj2sexay on October 24, 2017, 11:25:04 AM
Post by: IATA on October 24, 2017, 08:39:40 PM
Post by: mj2sexay on October 24, 2017, 09:54:29 PM
congrats dude! are you gonna be a good or bad lawyer?
I'd like to think that my results on the bar indicate that I'll be a good lawyer. But there's literally no correlation. It's a bullshit hazing ritual that was initially designed to keep out women and blacks. So truthfully, I have no idea. But hey, I'll give it a shot.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 25, 2017, 05:45:26 AM
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2017, 12:43:31 PM
I'd like to think that my results on the bar indicate that I'll be a good lawyer. But there's literally no correlation. It's a bullshit hazing ritual that was initially designed to keep out women and blacks. So truthfully, I have no idea. But hey, I'll give it a shot.I thought he meant more like "Are you going to be Matt Murdock or Johnnie Cochran?"
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2017, 12:49:10 PM
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on October 25, 2017, 12:50:31 PM
Post by: IATA on October 25, 2017, 01:51:18 PM
There's a woman at my Tuesday office with an ungodly amount of tchotchkes on her desk. Bobbleheads, Big Bang Theory stuff, multiple (multiple!) poop emoji trinkets. I don't see the appeal.
these are the people your taxes pay.
Post by: IATA on October 25, 2017, 01:51:35 PM
I thought he meant more like "Are you going to be Matt Murdock or Johnnie Cochran?"
ya i was going more along those lines.
Post by: Badger on October 25, 2017, 02:05:02 PM
these are the people your taxes pay.At least she's good at her job from what I can tell.
Post by: bojanglesman on October 25, 2017, 02:25:42 PM
At least she's good at her job from what I can tell.
Does she like spicy pizza?
Post by: mj2sexay on October 26, 2017, 04:27:51 PM
ya i was going more along those lines.
Hahahaha. I'll take either/or in terms of a career, but I don't have the athleticism of a Matt Murdoch.
Cochran gets a bad rap because of the way in which he defended OJ, but the fact is whether people find it ethical or not, his goal was to get his client acquitted. He did. Putting OJ completely out of the conversation, while Cochran had shortcomings in his personal life, he created a lot of opportunity for young attorneys in his lifetime, and I think it speaks fairly highly of his character that when Christopher Darden was completely ostracized and then banished from the prosecutors office after the trial and had to go private, his first clients were referrals from his former adversary. As a side note, even though my man is anti-Trump, Darden's AMA is freaking awesome.
Thanks again everyone. It's a huge relief. I prepared so much for failure on this freaking thing that when I got the news it took about two days to adjust to success. I can actually use my vacation time to go on vacation this year, its a nice thing.
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 26, 2017, 09:22:42 PM
There's a woman at my Tuesday office with an ungodly amount of tchotchkes on her desk. Bobbleheads, Big Bang Theory stuff, multiple (multiple!) poop emoji trinkets. I don't see the appeal.
That was everyone's cubicle in my old office at Bethesda, lady with multiple poop emoji figurines included.
Also, congrats to MJ!
Post by: JFIF on October 27, 2017, 12:13:51 AM
There's a woman at my Tuesday office with an ungodly amount of tchotchkes on her desk. Bobbleheads, Big Bang Theory stuff, multiple (multiple!) poop emoji trinkets. I don't see the appeal.
She's filling the empty hole in her heart
Post by: MBGreen on October 27, 2017, 03:08:19 PM
She's filling the empty hole in her heart
That isn't her only empty hole.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 17, 2017, 10:35:47 AM
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2017, 11:07:59 AM
Coming up on the home stretch for the work year. Got some time off coming up for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Day by day the Office is starting to clear out because everyone has vacation days to use. Friday’s are lax as hell and I can usually leave a little early. Most wonderful time of the year.I haven't worked a full week yet this month. And I'm only in Tues-Wed next week.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 17, 2017, 11:17:14 AM
I haven't worked a full week yet this month. And I'm only in Tues-Wed next week.
That was basically my October. But then when the full weeks started back up in November it was awful.
Post by: ukilledkenny on November 17, 2017, 11:49:18 AM
Coming up on the home stretch for the work year. Got some time off coming up for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Day by day the Office is starting to clear out because everyone has vacation days to use. Friday’s are lax as hell and I can usually leave a little early. Most wonderful time of the year.
I'm the exact opposite but it's still great because they have been paying double time for OT the last few months.
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 18, 2017, 04:14:02 PM
lol lets gooooo
Post by: Johnny English on November 18, 2017, 04:21:54 PM
just came off working 11 straight days. have a golden weekend with saturday and sunday off, then start thanksgiving week in the icu on monday for 7 straight days with a 30 hour shift on tuesday, my next day off is monday the 27th
lol lets gooooo
Come back with stories of the most amusing injuries.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 08:44:54 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 08:54:41 AM
19 days left including today, plus 2 vacation days to burn during that span. Prolly gonna take a random Monday off (fridays are cake) and stretch the other day into 2 half days.
19 days until what?
Post by: Badger on November 28, 2017, 09:06:03 AM
19 days until what?Until your tree stops being premature.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 28, 2017, 09:07:00 AM
19 days until what?
The Spicy Pizza Lady wants to bang.
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 09:12:55 AM
Until your tree stops being premature.
how's your lilly?
The Spicy Pizza Lady wants to bang.
this makes more sense.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 09:20:59 AM
19 days until what?
19 work days until vacation
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 09:22:11 AM
The Spicy Pizza Lady wants to bang.
Either I bang her or I don’t, get your story straight
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 09:23:20 AM
19 work days until vacation
heading up to Winnipeg for Christmas?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 09:33:33 AM
heading up to Winnipeg for Christmas?
It’s a Griswold family tradition
Post by: MBGreen on November 28, 2017, 09:34:43 AM
It’s a Griswold family tradition
pack some longjohns to keep your Nadlers warm.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 28, 2017, 10:30:58 AM
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2017, 06:56:41 PM
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 06, 2017, 07:52:20 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 06, 2017, 09:06:26 PM
Not put up stupid motivational excrement.
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2017, 08:23:42 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 07, 2017, 08:38:29 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 07, 2017, 08:44:15 AM
Snapped a pic of poop emoji desk yesterday.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171207/d1d3d9f8dff2d7bb52e27898a8f196e7.jpg)
I see a Canadian sock there, is that MB's desk?
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2017, 08:59:58 AM
I see a Canadian sock there, is that MB's desk?
who the freak hangs dreamcatchers in their cubicle
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2017, 09:03:41 AM
who the freak hangs dreamcatchers in their cubicle
People with failed dreams.
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2017, 10:01:11 AM
who the freak hangs dreamcatchers in their cubicleThose are better than the poop or the Canada sock.
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2017, 10:04:22 AM
Those are better than the poop or the Canada sock.
the whole cubicle needs to burn.
Post by: guinness77 on December 07, 2017, 10:12:40 AM
who the freak hangs dreamcatchers in their cubicleSomeone who sleeps at their desk.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 07, 2017, 10:34:17 AM
Those are better than the poop or the Canada sock.
Yes
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2017, 11:06:41 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2017, 11:15:11 AM
What do you guys think this person looks like? I want some bold predictions here.
40-60 year old, obese, female, cat lover. There really isn't any other possibility. Maybe a gay guy that lives with his mom?
Bold: Racist, asian pedophile with a handlebar mustache.
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2017, 11:18:43 AM
Bold: Racist, asian pedophile with a handlebar mustache.
Ian Miles Cheong?
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2017, 02:53:47 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2017, 02:59:37 PM
I have to go to Dallas for a week in January for work. What sport is there in Dallas to go watch other than the Mavericks in mid January?
you can go watch yer boiz Jason Spezza and Marc Methot.
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2017, 03:06:16 PM
you can go watch yer boiz Jason Spezza and Marc Methot.
They're actually home to the Panthers while I'm there, but I was thinking more along the route of college sport. I can go to an NHL game any time I want and hockey arenas all look much the same anyway.
I'll do Mavs or Stars if there's nothing else.
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2017, 03:11:47 PM
They're actually home to the Panthers while I'm there, but I was thinking more along the route of college sport. I can go to an NHL game any time I want and hockey arenas all look much the same anyway.
I'll do Mavs or Stars if there's nothing else.
well lah-tee-dah
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 07, 2017, 03:35:58 PM
I have to go to Dallas for a week in January for work. What sport is there in Dallas to go watch other than the Mavericks in mid January?
That stinks, you miss the bowl games by a few weeks. Do you do college basketball?
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2017, 03:37:54 PM
That stinks, you miss the bowl games by a few weeks. Do you do college basketball?
Open to anything.
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2017, 03:38:38 PM
Open to anything.
WNBA it is
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 07, 2017, 03:49:21 PM
Open to anything.
Dang, there are a excrement ton of colleges in Texas but apparently none of them are in the Dallas downtown area. Idk if you’d be willing to travel a bit for a game your not dying to see.
Looks like Jerry has ATT stadium reserved a couple weekends in Jan for potential cowboys playoff games LOL
Post by: bojanglesman on December 07, 2017, 03:54:36 PM
Post by: Johnny English on December 07, 2017, 03:58:20 PM
Dang, there are a excrement ton of colleges in Texas but apparently none of them are in the Dallas downtown area. Idk if you’d be willing to travel a bit for a game your not dying to see.
Looks like Jerry has ATT stadium reserved a couple weekends in Jan for potential cowboys playoff games LOL
We're going to be a bit north of Dallas, between Plano and Dallas itself if that helps.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 07, 2017, 10:24:29 PM
We're going to be a bit north of Dallas, between Plano and Dallas itself if that helps.
Yes, that helps tremendously.
Post by: Badger on December 12, 2017, 07:22:00 AM
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Post by: bojanglesman on December 12, 2017, 07:41:22 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 12, 2017, 10:54:24 AM
Take a excrement on her desk.
Post by: Badger on December 12, 2017, 11:02:27 AM
You know what you have to do.I need to buy googly eyes first.
Take a excrement on her desk.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 12, 2017, 11:30:59 AM
You know what you have to do.
Take a excrement on her desk.
He should go to SHilla's first and make a real steamy wet one.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 12, 2017, 11:53:18 AM
I need to buy googly eyes first.
whipped cream and a sharpie
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 15, 2017, 09:31:12 AM
-my boss, at 10:30 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 15, 2017, 09:39:36 AM
“I’m taking a half day today”
-my boss, at 10:30 AM
Reported
Post by: mj2sexay on December 19, 2017, 03:09:06 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 19, 2017, 03:17:13 PM
Nothing like running into the parents of an ex girlfriend because they're coming into court to finalize their divorce. Awkward.
maybe you could fornicate with the mom after the proceedings are over.
#suggestionbox
Post by: Fenwyr on December 19, 2017, 03:21:17 PM
maybe you could fornicate with the mom after the proceedings are over.Maybe he already did, causing the ex part.
#suggestionbox
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Post by: mj2sexay on December 19, 2017, 03:24:02 PM
maybe you could fornicate with the mom after the proceedings are over.
#suggestionbox
Unfortunately, she's lost what good looks she had (and she wasn't bad) to the bottom of a bottle. Sad. Great family, three really intelligent daughters (books wise anyway, I mean one did date me so there's questionable taste at play), and she just sort of snapped in some sort of mid life crisis. She propositioned my best friend a year ago at a local bar. He politely declined.
The dad in this case is a great guy, I always felt he treated me very well which isn't the easiest thing to do when your daughter is dating some schmo.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 19, 2017, 03:38:40 PM
Unfortunately, she's lost what good looks she had (and she wasn't bad) to the bottom of a bottle. Sad. Great family, three really intelligent daughters (books wise anyway, I mean one did date me so there's questionable taste at play), and she just sort of snapped in some sort of mid life crisis. She propositioned my best friend a year ago at a local bar. He politely declined.
The dad in this case is a great guy, I always felt he treated me very well which isn't the easiest thing to do when your daughter is dating some schmo.
So you're gonna bang her?
Post by: MBGreen on December 19, 2017, 03:45:30 PM
Unfortunately, she's lost what good looks she had (and she wasn't bad) to the bottom of a bottle. Sad. Great family, three really intelligent daughters (books wise anyway, I mean one did date me so there's questionable taste at play), and she just sort of snapped in some sort of mid life crisis. She propositioned my best friend a year ago at a local bar. He politely declined.
The dad in this case is a great guy, I always felt he treated me very well which isn't the easiest thing to do when your daughter is dating some schmo.
your friend fucked up is basically the gyst of this post.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 20, 2017, 11:22:47 AM
Vacation starts now.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2017, 01:00:38 PM
Aaaaand my boss just left for the year
Vacation starts now.
Reported
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 20, 2017, 07:07:35 PM
Reported
To who, MB? Yeah I’m sure that guy is real hard at work
Post by: MBGreen on December 20, 2017, 07:18:10 PM
To who, MB? Yeah I’m sure that guy is real hard at work24/7 babbie
Post by: Miamipuck on December 20, 2017, 08:25:58 PM
To who, MB? Yeah I’m sure that guy is real hard at work
JE, you know he's hard at work.
Post by: Johnny English on December 20, 2017, 10:32:10 PM
JE, you know he's hard at work.
I work from home, and regularly spend large parts of the day sitting in front of my PC and telephone in my pyjamas. You'd better believe I have day like that.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 28, 2017, 12:46:01 AM
Now I have no mom and no job. Anyone know a company hiring international assassins?
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Post by: MBGreen on December 28, 2017, 06:33:56 AM
So when I told my last job to go freak themselves if they wanted to fire me to go take care of my mom, freak you sutherland and at&t, they did.most companies wouldn't do that....what a POS company.
Now I have no mom and no job. Anyone know a company hiring international assassins?
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hopefully you'll find employment soon. Things always have a way of working out.
Post by: Badger on December 28, 2017, 07:03:53 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 28, 2017, 10:38:58 AM
So when I told my last job to go freak themselves if they wanted to fire me to go take care of my mom, freak you sutherland and at&t, they did.
Now I have no mom and no job. Anyone know a company hiring international assassins?
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You should investigate what the family leave laws are in your state.
Good luck on bouncing back, whether you get your job back or go elsewhere.
Post by: steves850 on December 28, 2017, 10:53:37 AM
So when I told my last job to go freak themselves if they wanted to fire me to go take care of my mom, freak you sutherland and at&t, they did.
Now I have no mom and no job. Anyone know a company hiring international assassins?
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What's your background? I'm looking for IT staff in Colorado and Tennessee. I have a strong feeling you're not near either locations.
Post by: Johnny English on December 28, 2017, 10:55:18 AM
What's your background? I'm looking for IT staff in Colorado and Tennessee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-cdGjIVaI
Post by: steves850 on December 28, 2017, 10:57:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-cdGjIVaI
Hired.
Post by: Fenwyr on December 28, 2017, 01:17:12 PM
You should investigate what the family leave laws are in your state.Nevada is one of worst 'right to work' abusers in the country. Most of my friends are lawyers mind you.
Good luck on bouncing back, whether you get your job back or go elsewhere.
I took a week off 2 months prior for what ended up being a false alarm. Maybe that had something to do with it. Don't really care.
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Post by: Fenwyr on December 28, 2017, 01:18:49 PM
What's your background? I'm looking for IT staff in Colorado and Tennessee. I have a strong feeling you're not near either locations.I would love to get back into IT, but my wife has a good thing going here in Vegas. Aside from that, hell no to Tennessee lol.
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Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2018, 02:29:25 PM
I used to be super embarrassed to let a stanky fart rip at work, now I kinda relish it because I’m not too big of a fan of the woman who sits next to me
Different woman, but a lady just came back to her desk, scrunched up her face, and comments “Disgusting!” to no one in particular. She’s spent a good part of the last 5 minutes fanning the air a around her desk with a manilla folder.
Wassup.
Post by: steves850 on January 15, 2018, 02:31:51 PM
I would love to get back into IT, but my wife has a good thing going here in Vegas. Aside from that, hell no to Tennessee lol.
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I will say I was very apprehensive to Tennessee, I've been here for going on 2 years and it's great. Beautiful state red as freak but people keep to themselves. There are hicks but we had them in CT, just called them white trash instead.
No state income tax and the dollar goes further (outside of Nashville)
Post by: Johnny English on January 16, 2018, 02:25:36 PM
All I have done with it is play on the internet.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 16, 2018, 04:39:46 PM
Was supposed to go to the other side of town this afternoon to meet my boss, but he cancelled on me because he has another meeting he needs to do. Was quite relieved as I have a lot of other stuff to get done and the extra time would be very helpful.
All I have done with it is play on the internet.
Supposed to snow 7-10 inches tomm. See you on the internets
Post by: steves850 on January 17, 2018, 09:27:13 AM
Supposed to snow 7-10 inches tomm. See you on the internets
we got 2" in Tennessee. They canceled school for two days and closed the office (except IT, we work remote)
Post by: Heismanberg on January 17, 2018, 10:05:45 AM
Two days off. I’m fine with it.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 18, 2018, 09:12:06 AM
It was cold here and it rained so everything closed down.
Two days off. I’m fine with it.
How does that work?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 18, 2018, 09:12:44 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 18, 2018, 10:39:08 AM
How does that work?
There's "ice" on the roads.
First the schools close then most of the businesses close. It's hilarious, but I'll take it.
Post by: guinness77 on February 11, 2018, 07:45:42 PM
They’re closing my department down at the end of March. The writing has been on the wall for awhile now. I’m looking at a pretty severe pay cut, crappy hours, a loss of my seniority and a major lifestyle change and days (and hours) off change.
Im already applying for 2 jobs within my organization that would be good jobs, trying to jump the gun so I just don’t get placed in a department that sucks. It’s just...I’ve done what I’ve done for so long, it’s all I’ve known for almost 2 decades now. I’m not afraid of what’s ahead, I know I can handle it, I know I’ve got what it takes to “play the game,” but I’m good at what I do, I like what I do, and that’s what I’m gonna miss the most.
TL/DR: poor me, wah
Post by: MBGreen on February 11, 2018, 08:12:01 PM
I'm a firm believer in when one door closes another will open.
Post by: guinness77 on February 11, 2018, 08:25:38 PM
sorry to hear it, dude. Hang in there.Thanks. Hopefully you’re right. I know one thing, I’ll try my hardest.
I'm a firm believer in when one door closes another will open.
Post by: Badger on February 11, 2018, 08:48:25 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 11, 2018, 09:04:43 PM
I got the news I’ve been dreading to get for about 14 months now on Thursday. I wasn’t going to post about it but after spending the majority of my day working on my first resume in 20 something years it’s gotten pretty real for me.
They’re closing my department down at the end of March. The writing has been on the wall for awhile now. I’m looking at a pretty severe pay cut, crappy hours, a loss of my seniority and a major lifestyle change and days (and hours) off change.
Im already applying for 2 jobs within my organization that would be good jobs, trying to jump the gun so I just don’t get placed in a department that sucks. It’s just...I’ve done what I’ve done for so long, it’s all I’ve known for almost 2 decades now. I’m not afraid of what’s ahead, I know I can handle it, I know I’ve got what it takes to “play the game,” but I’m good at what I do, I like what I do, and that’s what I’m gonna miss the most.
TL/DR: poor me, wah
Look at the bright side. You have 20 years experience with a good track record at the same employer, and you live in one of the best markets in the world for your profession. Attack this like an opportunity. I know it’s unsettling when you don’t have something locked in but you could find yourself in a better fit down the road. You never know.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 11, 2018, 09:06:15 PM
Post by: guinness77 on February 11, 2018, 09:12:03 PM
Look at the bright side. You have 20 years experience with a good track record at the same employer, and you live in one of the best markets in the world for your profession. Attack this like an opportunity. I know it’s unsettling when you don’t have something locked in but you could find yourself in a better fit down the road. You never know.Can’t leave where I work though. Need those benefits. What i do is unfortunately irrelevant. All I have to latch onto is my unbelievable work ethic and my good reputation.
But freak, hell yeah I want to drink your beer.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 12, 2018, 01:58:23 PM
Post by: Tommy on February 12, 2018, 05:37:23 PM
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Post by: guinness77 on February 13, 2018, 09:57:54 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 10:29:53 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 13, 2018, 11:38:03 AM
I put my 2 weeks notice in this morning at my current job.
Do you have another already? If so, best of luck with the new one. If not, good luck on the search.
Post by: steves850 on February 13, 2018, 12:57:28 PM
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2018, 01:10:56 PM
Do you have another already? If so, best of luck with the new one. If not, good luck on the search.
He's finally accepted his true calling and running away with the circus.
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 01:43:53 PM
Do you have another already? If so, best of luck with the new one. If not, good luck on the search.
Yes, I start my new gig on Mar 5.
thanks Alio.
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 01:44:28 PM
He's finally accepted his true calling and running away with the circus.
they already had a gorilla, so I lost out.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2018, 01:46:35 PM
they already had a gorilla, so I lost out.
They can never have too many clowns.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 13, 2018, 01:54:03 PM
I'm still looking for a Field Technician for Denver... Any takers?
Will you pay for my relocation fees, daily marijuana use, and training to become a field technician? If so I’m in.
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 03:00:36 PM
They can never have too many clowns.
but I don't like killing children.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2018, 03:04:14 PM
but I don't like killing children.
It's an acquired taste.
Post by: steves850 on February 13, 2018, 03:14:17 PM
Will you pay for my relocation fees, daily marijuana use, and training to become a field technician? If so I’m in.
I can do one out of three. Choose wisely.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 13, 2018, 03:15:24 PM
I can do one out of three. Choose wisely.
I’ll bring the papers
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 03:16:08 PM
Post by: steves850 on February 13, 2018, 03:20:49 PM
As a field technician, do you get to carry a gun?
Mandatory. But it's one of these:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/378c8dcddc504878a3cbee633470f2c0/tumblr_mhv0sqwKwy1s4mly0o1_400.gif)
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2018, 03:27:01 PM
As a field technician, do you get to carry a gun?
You do if you're a circus clown.
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 03:32:30 PM
You do if you're a circus clown.
can't do it...we've been over this.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2018, 03:36:47 PM
can't do it...we've been over this.
This is the problem with society today. There's plenty of work, but people are unwilling to do it.
Back in the day folks took jobs as clowns, went down the big top six days a week, and were glad of the work. These days you people with your engineering degrees and your vocational qualifications all think you deserve some fancy job typing on them computers, you're think you're too good for an old fashioned day's labour wearing make up and killing children. Bunch of lazy entitled assholes, if you ask me.
Post by: MBGreen on February 13, 2018, 03:39:35 PM
This is the problem with society today. There's plenty of work, but people are unwilling to do it.
Back in the day folks took jobs as clowns, went down the big top six days a week, and were glad of the work. These days you people with your engineering degrees and your vocational qualifications all think you deserve some fancy job typing on them computers, you're think you're too good for an old fashioned day's labour wearing make up and killing children. Bunch of lazy entitled assholes, if you ask me.
I'll put on the clown suit if you finally accept being a mall Santa Claus elf.
Post by: Johnny English on February 13, 2018, 04:15:53 PM
I'll put on the clown suit if you finally accept being a mall Santa Claus elf.
They won't let me any more. Something about only Santa being allowed to sit kids on his knee.
Post by: steves850 on February 14, 2018, 09:40:24 AM
They won't let me any more. Something about only Santa being allowed to sit kids on his knee.
Fuckin Liberals.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 14, 2018, 10:16:28 AM
Post by: MBGreen on February 14, 2018, 11:42:01 AM
I'm really tired of the idea that clowns kill children. Just because kids disappear around clowns doesn't mean there's evidence of a crime.Alio Bundy
Post by: Badger on February 14, 2018, 09:41:04 PM
Less stress and should net me some good name recognition.
Post by: guinness77 on March 18, 2018, 07:44:15 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on March 18, 2018, 09:18:46 AM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/03/17/say-bye-bye-to-bar-carts-on-lirr-platforms/amp/
Pally's a queynte and sorry about your job Guinness.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 18, 2018, 04:32:05 PM
Post by: guinness77 on March 18, 2018, 04:55:50 PM
Post by: Johnny English on March 19, 2018, 08:38:57 AM
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He added, “We … should not be selling alcohol to people, many of whom get in an automobile and drive home.”
On the same principle, any bar or restaurant that has a parking lot should also not be allowed to sell alcohol.
That's some nanny state bullshit.
Post by: MBGreen on March 19, 2018, 08:54:21 AM
This isn’t gonna hit us or our customers/friends until it actually happens. It’s just a shitty situation all around. Such is life...a bunch of people who know nothing about our jobs or what we do and what we mean to the average commuter make the decisions.
I'm already missing your caesars.
Post by: guinness77 on March 19, 2018, 10:15:06 AM
This annoyed me:It’s all about appearance and liabilities. Liabilities that have not once happened in the 58 years this department has existed. The majority of the board are lawyers so it’s hardly shocking. This guy has been going after us for more than a decade now.
On the same principle, any bar or restaurant that has a parking lot should also not be allowed to sell alcohol.
That's some nanny state bullshit.
Post by: guinness77 on March 19, 2018, 08:26:23 PM
Post by: guinness77 on March 26, 2018, 10:08:23 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 26, 2018, 10:11:55 AM
This is it. My last day, end of an era.
what are you doing tomorrow?
Post by: guinness77 on March 26, 2018, 10:16:37 AM
what are you doing tomorrow?I have one more administrative-type day left in this department, not bartending and then Wednesday I start my new and exciting life starting off a car cleaner. Thank God I’m on vacation (they’re honoring whatever weeks we took off this year, at least) and I’ll be in Punta Cana 6 days from now. I need to get the freak out of here and stop thinking about this crap.
Post by: guinness77 on March 26, 2018, 10:18:20 AM
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2018, 10:41:00 AM
On a side note, some of my customers are taking me to one of the best steakhouses in Manhattan as a thank you. Very nice of them.Awesome.
Wish I could have swung by the cart one last time before it was over but I've been swamped lately.
Post by: guinness77 on March 28, 2018, 05:42:23 AM
Post by: Koz on March 29, 2018, 07:45:06 AM
Had to be up at 5 and out the door by 6:15, shoot me now.Sorry to hear about the job switch as I know how much you liked it. Are you at least able to do the CAM work at Babylon or are you headed west?
Post by: guinness77 on March 30, 2018, 06:13:12 AM
Sorry to hear about the job switch as I know how much you liked it. Are you at least able to do the CAM work at Babylon or are you headed west?That’s what I’m hoping for. Unfortunately, we lost our seniority (which really blows) so I heard getting a Babylon job is hard. I would love to not have to commute anymore if possible. I’m not gonna find out until I get back from my vacation.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 31, 2018, 05:40:19 PM
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2018, 07:26:42 PM
Sorry to hear man. Is it a union job? Hopefully you at least get closer to home.It’s union, just a different local, hence why I lose my seniority.
I’ll be in Punta Cana by 4 tomorrow so I don’t give a freak at the moment :)
Post by: bojanglesman on March 31, 2018, 07:31:24 PM
It’s union, just a different local, hence why I lose my seniority.Enjoy. No fucks given.
I’ll be in Punta Cana by 4 tomorrow so I don’t give a freak at the moment :)
Post by: Koz on April 03, 2018, 07:22:46 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 03, 2018, 10:42:08 AM
Just worry about having enough sunscreen for those freakishly long limbs.
Is it anything like the amount you use for your head?
Post by: bojanglesman on April 03, 2018, 11:19:03 AM
Is it anything like the amount you use for your head?
(https://www.agefotostock.com/previewimage/gallage/cce826fc58f7669339a82df5de619c1c/vig-5487530.jpg)
Post by: IATA on April 12, 2018, 10:51:15 AM
i got a new job, i work at a local isp now, execulink. i like it a lot. if you are in swo, you should get execulink. i wont look at your browsing history a lot or judge too much.
Post by: JFIF on April 16, 2018, 06:36:31 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/03/17/say-bye-bye-to-bar-carts-on-lirr-platforms/amp/
Total bullshit
Post by: guinness77 on April 16, 2018, 07:44:21 PM
Total bullshitYeah, really sucks but it is what it is. Getting accustomed to my “new” life. I did get Babylon yard to start off which has been great in terms of my transition but the “pick” is coming up and I doubt I’ll have this yard in like 3 weeks.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 17, 2018, 03:21:58 PM
-LaGuardia > Dallas
-Aircraft suffered Uncontained Engine Failure
-Engine exploded, caught fire, showered the cabin with shrapnel causing the jet to depressurize
-Woman Partially Sucked Out Airplane Window
-1 death, numerous injuries
-Forced emergency landing in Philadelphia
-Occurred at 32,000 feet
-Plane had been in flight for 30 minutes
-Death is first in more than nine years on U.S. airline
Quote
PHILADELPHIA – One person is dead after jet engine caught fire and a piece of shrapnel pierced a window, partially sucking a woman out of a plane, and forcing an emergency landing at Philadelphia International Airport Tuesday morning, National Transportation Safety Board Chairman Robert Sumwalt said in a press conference Tuesday afternoon
It's not clear yet if the person who was nearly sucked out of the plane is the passenger who died as Sumwalt said no additional information was available.
Southwest Airlines flight #1380, heading to Dallas from New York, was forced to land at the airport at about 11 a.m. Tuesday, April 17.
Sumwalt said in his press conference that at this time officials with the NTSB believe the issue stemmed from engine failure but will further investigate the cause and provide updates when possible.
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A piece of shrapnel reportedly broke off the engine of the Boeing 737-700 jet, struck a window, and depressurized the cabin, according to NBC10.
Boeing issued a statement saying it is "providing technical assistance to the investigation."
A passenger was reported to have been nearly sucked out of the window and she has been taken to a hospital in unknown condition, 6ABC reports.
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The plane in Tuesday’s emergency was powered by CFM56-7B engines, which are made by CFM International Inc., a joint venture between General Electric Co. and France’s Safran SA. CFM, the sole supplier of engines for 737-700 planes, said it has sent technical representatives to examine the plane.
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The FAA last August proposed a notification to aircraft operators that the same engine type required additional inspection of fan blades after a “report of an in-flight fan blade failure and uncontained forward release of debris.” In 2016, a Southwest 737-700 flight also suffered “uncontained engine failure” and made an emergency landing in Pensacola
Sounds like it was a Fan Blade Out, which is just about the scariest thing that can realistically happen to an aircraft in-flight.
Post by: mj2sexay on May 03, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
Should I put this in my office, or will this result in well deserved ridicule?
Post by: Johnny English on May 03, 2018, 10:50:22 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Aromatherapy-Diffuser-Ultrasonic-time-setting-Whisper-Quiet/dp/B074ZHD7LM/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1525404010&sr=8-14&keywords=lavender+air+purifier
Should I put this in my office, or will this result in well deserved ridicule?
As long as it's a private office with walls and a door, go for it. But why would you want to?
Post by: mj2sexay on May 03, 2018, 11:34:39 PM
As long as it's a private office with walls and a door, go for it. But why would you want to?
My office has doors and walls, but is located directly in the middle of my boss and our secretary. Considering my job is typically non-stop writing, I keep the doors open because I enjoy the conversations with both, and in the case of my boss, I especially get the added perk of listening to his thoughts as to what I just saw or listened too on various matters. They'd be the ones to offer ribbing at the very least, I don't care about my co-workers as we're all equals and they have their own offices anyway. I don't mind giving equals ammunition to call me out on at a happy hour.
A female co-worker has one and recommended it because I walked into her office and was like "hey what is that" but she works in a weird office situation in that she's totally disconnected from her boss and the secretary. They stuck her in a glorified closet with a conference table outside her office in an unsecured hallway, its kind of bullshit. But her office smelled like spring, it was nice.
Anyway, as for the need, I like the smell of lavender as it beats "generic office smell" especially as I'm sure the summer will intensify, and people are constantly coming up to my office from downstairs or cutting through it to conference with my boss.
Post by: Johnny English on May 03, 2018, 11:46:47 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 04:54:07 AM
As long as it's a private office with walls and a door, go for it. But why would you want to?He toots a lot.
Post by: IATA on May 04, 2018, 02:43:55 PM
Post by: Badger on May 04, 2018, 02:56:51 PM
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 04, 2018, 03:01:05 PM
Do they make one that smells like French fries? Get that one.
This is the only artificial smell I'd accept coming from a coworker's office.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 04, 2018, 03:12:23 PM
Do they make one that smells like French fries? Get that one.
I want one that smells like farts so people leave me alone in my office. I'll get used to it. I don't have enough stored up to keep the smell constant.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 04, 2018, 03:16:32 PM
I want one that smells like farts so people leave me alone in my office. I'll get used to it. I don't have enough stored up to keep the smell constant.
Just hire me to fart in your office. You’ll have to make a competitive offer.
Post by: IATA on May 04, 2018, 04:53:06 PM
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2018, 02:29:47 PM
In the office I work on Tuesdays, there's a woman who excitedly shares the latest weird story she read in the DailyMail online to everyone in the break room.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 15, 2018, 02:49:13 PM
I've been trying a new thing where I try to be less judgmental of people and it's failing miserably.
In the office I work on Tuesdays, there's a woman who excitedly shares the latest weird story she read in the DailyMail online to everyone in the break room.
I've only grown increasingly more judgemental of people every day since the first one I ever logged on to the internet.
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 05:34:53 PM
I've been trying a new thing where I try to be less judgmental of people and it's failing miserably.It may be part of getting older. The older I get, the less tolerant I am of people in general and I understand people being less tolerant of me too.
In the office I work on Tuesdays, there's a woman who excitedly shares the latest weird story she read in the DailyMail online to everyone in the break room.
I'm really having a tough time for the past few years with people just coming up to my desk and starting a conversation about stuff that is not important, interesting, or work related. It's obvious I'm typing, reading records, etc, yet they keep yapping on just enough to distract me. I'm not even looking at them or responding, yet on they flap their gums. I don't have the heart to tell them I'm busy and kindly freak off. Maybe someday I'll grow a set.
Post by: MBGreen on May 15, 2018, 05:36:28 PM
It may be part of getting older. The older I get, the less tolerant I am of people in general and I understand people being less tolerant of me too.
I'm really having a tough time for the past few years with people just coming up to my desk and starting a conversation about stuff that is not important, interesting, or work related. It's obvious I'm typing, reading records, etc, yet they keep yapping on just enough to distract me. I'm not even.looking at them or responding, yet on they flap their gums. I don't have the heart to tell them I'm busy and kindly freak off. Maybe someday I'll grow a set.
You could always "fart".
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2018, 06:15:12 PM
You could always "fart".Don't want to kill anyone.
Post by: MBGreen on June 06, 2018, 12:42:20 PM
I start at the new place on June 26th.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 06, 2018, 12:55:22 PM
Recieved my offer letter an hour ago from a government job i applied for. Quitting my job at lotteries tomorrow morning. Currently taking a victory dump on the 5th floor of my building.Congrats. Leave em with an upper decker.
I start at the new place on June 26th.
Post by: MBGreen on June 06, 2018, 01:05:08 PM
Congrats. Leave em with an upper decker.
I didn't flush
Post by: Johnny English on June 06, 2018, 01:18:07 PM
Recieved my offer letter an hour ago from a government job i applied for. Quitting my job at lotteries tomorrow morning. Currently taking a victory dump on the 5th floor of my building.
I start at the new place on June 26th.
If you haven't left a backdoor into the software to allow you to win the lottery a few months from now or whenever your "no employees" exemption expires, you don't deserve your new job.
Post by: JFIF on June 06, 2018, 09:17:10 PM
I've been trying a new thing where I try to be less judgmental of people and it's failing miserably.
In the office I work on Tuesdays, there's a woman who excitedly shares the latest weird story she read in the DailyMail online to everyone in the break room.
Good luck or as Marc Maron says, “don’t take away my hobbies”
(I’m working on this too)
Post by: Badger on June 06, 2018, 09:39:19 PM
Good luck or as Marc Maron says, “don’t take away my hobbies”
(I’m working on this too)
I need "don't punch down" tattooed on the back of my hand.
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 07, 2018, 09:51:38 AM
Post by: Badger on June 07, 2018, 10:15:05 AM
Judging people is hardwired into our DNA as a survival mechanism. You really shouldn't try to fight nature.
I'm not advocating being so open-minded that one's brain falls out.
There's a difference between seeing the guy on the subway platform twitching and pacing around muttering to himself and thinking "gonna keep my eye on this poopchute", versus seeing someone who just generally lives in abject misery and thinking "he probably deserves it." Not saying anyone should let down their guard with the former, just to be more empathetic with the latter.
Or for a less dramatic example, just simply thinking less of someone for liking something I don't like. When we're on here there's a certain ball-busting context that I think we've all agreed to, but IRL if someone tells me The Walking Dead is a great show it's not really healthy to have a reaction of "lol dumbshit."
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 07, 2018, 10:26:08 AM
I'm not advocating being so open-minded that one's brain falls out.
There's a difference between seeing the guy on the subway platform twitching and pacing around muttering to himself and thinking "gonna keep my eye on this poopchute", versus seeing someone who just generally lives in abject misery and thinking "he probably deserves it." Not saying anyone should let down their guard with the former, just to be more empathetic with the latter.
Or for a less dramatic example, just simply thinking less of someone for liking something I don't like. When we're on here there's a certain ball-busting context that I think we've all agreed to, but IRL if someone tells me The Walking Dead is a great show it's not really healthy to have a reaction of "lol dumbshit."
When the hell did you break your sarcasmometer? You need to go back onLSD.
Post by: Badger on June 07, 2018, 10:35:14 AM
When the hell did you break your sarcasmometer? You need to go back onLSD.
God damnit
Post by: Koz on June 07, 2018, 01:15:09 PM
Post by: mj2sexay on June 07, 2018, 05:24:57 PM
Just hit 18 years. I'm a dinosaur here!
Koz, aren't you an attorney?
I'm nearing the end of my clerkship and have been approached with the possibility of basically hanging my own shingle, with a PI/Workmans comp firm willing to throw me their excess claims that they just won't have time to get to. They'd want me to pay rent in their office building, and I'm sure we'd have a referral agreement. Considering my desire to be my own boss, my biggest apprehension is that I don't know excrement about that aspect of the law, but a partner at the firm is willing to train me and let me shadow him for a week. Any thoughts?
Post by: Koz on June 08, 2018, 11:38:55 AM
Koz, aren't you an attorney?Congrats on the end of your clerkship. PI/Comp is very procedural and riddled in paperwork, but the impression I get from people who are already in that area of the law is that it's one where you can get up to speed fairly quickly. Is the partner at the firm willing to train you now before you would go off on your own? If so, why not take the week, become a sponge and see how comfortable you are at the end of a very short period of time. What is your recourse in the event that you are totally stumped on something early on after that? Is that same person willing to provide some level of additional guidance? Does your realistic income as someone taking some spot-referrals look like it would be enough to cover your overhead (rent, operating expense, malpractice insurance) as you start to grow into the role?
I'm nearing the end of my clerkship and have been approached with the possibility of basically hanging my own shingle, with a PI/Workmans comp firm willing to throw me their excess claims that they just won't have time to get to. They'd want me to pay rent in their office building, and I'm sure we'd have a referral agreement. Considering my desire to be my own boss, my biggest apprehension is that I don't know excrement about that aspect of the law, but a partner at the firm is willing to train me and let me shadow him for a week. Any thoughts?
Post by: Badger on August 30, 2018, 09:12:57 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on August 30, 2018, 09:21:24 AM
Finally got my first award/bonus at this job.
Excellent work
Post by: bojanglesman on August 30, 2018, 09:27:54 AM
Finally got my first award/bonus at this job.
Badger is sponsoring the tailgate. Free beer!
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2018, 09:35:16 AM
Finally got my first award/bonus at this job.
Typical government worker bleeding the taxpayer dry.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 30, 2018, 09:43:54 AM
2) best revenge
3) profit
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2018, 09:57:30 AM
Finally got my first award/bonus at this job.
Can i haz money?
Post by: Badger on August 30, 2018, 10:08:02 AM
Can i haz money?I've already apportioned chunks of it to Friars and last night's beer, the rest will be consumed by my kids.
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2018, 10:28:25 AM
I've already apportioned chunks of it to Friars and last night's beer, the rest will be consumed by my kids.
#sadpanda
Post by: IATA on August 30, 2018, 11:05:59 AM
i feel you on the kids, i got a bonus a few weeks back and it was basically to buy my kids school stuff and not be behind on bills
Post by: Badger on August 30, 2018, 02:14:59 PM
grats mate!That reminds me of another thread I need to bump.
i feel you on the kids, i got a bonus a few weeks back and it was basically to buy my kids school stuff and not be behind on bills
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 30, 2018, 02:32:14 PM
I hear you on the all gone front. I got a really nice bonus a few months ago and when I found out I started thinking about some things I could finally buy. When I told my wife about the money she responded "Wow, I was wondering how we were going to pay off the credit card!" Never saw a dime of it.
Post by: Johnny English on August 30, 2018, 04:47:33 PM
Finally got my first award/bonus at this job.
Probably your last for a little while as well.
https://wtop.com/government/2018/08/trump-cancels-pay-raises-for-federal-employees/
Post by: guinness77 on September 04, 2018, 10:15:49 PM
Post by: MBGreen on September 05, 2018, 07:56:38 AM
And...in a last minute change, I’m back to working overnights for the majority of next two months when I thought I’d be staying days. freaking sucks.
what are you doing now? (send me a PM)
Post by: bojanglesman on September 05, 2018, 08:51:27 AM
And...in a last minute change, I’m back to working overnights for the majority of next two months when I thought I’d be staying days. freaking sucks.
Sorry man.
Post by: guinness77 on September 05, 2018, 09:06:35 AM
what are you doing now? (send me a PM)Same thing I’ve been doing, I’ve just been on a better shift. I’m still close to home at least. This might make attending tailgate a little tougher though.
Post by: guinness77 on September 26, 2018, 06:42:46 AM
Post by: MBGreen on September 26, 2018, 07:25:29 AM
Looks like I’m heading back to my roots...I’m not giving up my day (well, night) job but it looks as though I’m returning to my roots as a bartender at a local brewery a shift or two a week. I train on Sunday. It’s gonna make my schedule more hell than it already is but I’m kind of excited to get into that scene (and some extra cash) albeit I’m not a huge fan of the beer.
If i went back to my roots, i'd be working at Blockbuster Video.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 26, 2018, 08:49:17 AM
Looks like I’m heading back to my roots...I’m not giving up my day (well, night) job but it looks as though I’m returning to my roots as a bartender at a local brewery a shift or two a week. I train on Sunday. It’s gonna make my schedule more hell than it already is but I’m kind of excited to get into that scene (and some extra cash) albeit I’m not a huge fan of the beer.
What kinda burr?
Post by: guinness77 on September 26, 2018, 08:56:39 AM
What kinda burr?The brewery is called The Brewers Collective. They’re relatively new, and like I said, not the hugest fan, but it’s decent beer, they make a lot of different styles. It’s also less than a 15-minute ride, which is nice.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 26, 2018, 09:02:42 AM
The brewery is called The Brewers Collective. They’re relatively new, and like I said, not the hugest fan, but it’s decent beer, they make a lot of different styles. It’s also less than a 15-minute ride, which is nice.
Cool. It'll be good to do something different.
Post by: guinness77 on October 01, 2018, 09:55:22 AM
https://www.instagram.com/tbcbeerco/?hl=en
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 28, 2019, 03:27:11 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 28, 2019, 04:18:47 PM
I want to light him on fire.
(Also, the school where I’m coaching this fall has the nicest facilities I’ve ever seen at the high school level. The team is usually terrible though. Too many white kids.)
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 28, 2019, 06:09:39 PM
Transitioning from teaching and coaching into sales has gone smoothly so far, but I have some annoying derriere freak in my training class that has to make a comment about everything.
I want to light him on fire.
(Also, the school where I’m coaching this fall has the nicest facilities I’ve ever seen at the high school level. The team is usually terrible though. Too many white kids.)
You’re going to run into a lot of annoying derriere fucks in sales
Post by: guinness77 on January 28, 2019, 06:47:49 PM
You’re going to run into a lot of annoying derriere fucks in salesIs Tommy the patron saint of salesmen?
Post by: mj2sexay on January 29, 2019, 10:48:00 AM
Transitioning from teaching and coaching into sales has gone smoothly so far, but I have some annoying derriere freak in my training class that has to make a comment about everything.
I want to light him on fire.
Those types are the worst. I had to sit through Crim Law 1 with someone who actually said, "I'm a black belt I know a choke, Garner wasn't choked."
Post by: Badger on February 07, 2019, 08:29:23 PM
On a less amusing note one of our security guards was gone one day last month and we changed the door codes so everyone assumed he had done something. A whole bunch of stories about what a creepy freak he was suddenly came out, none of which had been reported to anyone with the ability to do something about it when the incidents had occurred. Turns out he had just been transferred by the security contractor and the code changes were SOP.
Post by: Johnny English on February 07, 2019, 08:36:45 PM
I find it low-key hilarious that about once a year they have to have a women-only meeting in my office about the state of their bathroom.
My wife used to work for our provincial government in one of their larger downtown offices. One day I made the mistake of stating that women didn't have to deal with shitters in the state that men do; her ten minute tirade on the condition that women's stalls are often found in was eye opening to say the least, and made me happy that I can pretty much point the old chap at anything I like while holding my nose for 30 seconds and I'm good to go.
Post by: Badger on April 23, 2019, 08:13:26 PM
Starts next week and runs til late August.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 23, 2019, 08:51:00 PM
I got selected for a temporary promotion to supervisor, and it's at the office closest to my home. I was pretty surprised when I got the call since I hadn't even put in for it - I put in for a different (non-management) position at the same grade level but they had no openings for it. They offered this instead and I went for it.
Starts next week and runs til late August.
Any chance it becomes permanent or you can parlay it into a different promotion or pay bump?
Either way, sounds like a better commute and will look great on your resume
Post by: Badger on April 24, 2019, 05:33:15 AM
Any chance it becomes permanent or you can parlay it into a different promotion or pay bump?
Either way, sounds like a better commute and will look great on your resume
I'm basically filling in for a guy who's on a 1-year detail at a central office, if he gets picked up elsewhere permanently then a spot would open up and if they like me they could keep me. Alternatively if a spot opens up at another office I could put in there (I'm immediately following a guy who did just that).
It doesn't help me *that* much in regards to the other position I actually wanted but it's still a plus.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 24, 2019, 11:43:52 AM
Post by: steves850 on April 25, 2019, 10:20:21 AM
Post by: mj2sexay on April 25, 2019, 10:26:49 AM
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2019, 06:12:18 PM
Post by: Badger on April 25, 2019, 06:41:55 PM
Congrats Badger and good luck! Management is a weird game.Yeah, I'm just trying to get through it with my soul intact.
Post by: Johnny English on April 25, 2019, 06:46:16 PM
Yeah, I'm just trying to get through it with my soul intact.
Key is to identify your weakest team member within the first hour or so and then fire them on the spot in front of their colleagues. Fear is a great motivator to ensure that the others work harder, so rooster your leg and pee on your territory on day one and leave no doubt about who is in charge.
First lesson is free, for the rest you'll have to pay to come to the seminar.
Post by: steves850 on April 25, 2019, 07:14:56 PM
Key is to identify your weakest team member within the first hour or so and then fire them on the spot in front of their colleagues. Fear is a great motivator to ensure that the others work harder, so rooster your leg and pee on your territory on day one and leave no doubt about who is in charge.I like your style and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
First lesson is free, for the rest you'll have to pay to come to the seminar.
Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk
Post by: IATA on May 01, 2019, 03:11:27 PM
Post by: Badger on June 11, 2019, 05:32:30 PM
On the bright side the guy they picked comes from one of the other offices closer to my house so now a spot should open up there.
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 12, 2019, 10:30:10 AM
So the temp supervisor thing has been going pretty good and I ended up applying for a long term supervisor position back at my old office, but I found out today that they took a guy making a lateral move instead.
On the bright side the guy they picked comes from one of the other offices closer to my house so now a spot should open up there.
Good luck on it opening and subsequently getting it.
Post by: Badger on June 12, 2019, 05:10:05 PM
Post by: MBGreen on June 12, 2019, 08:48:23 PM
Here's a peek into the unglamourous part of my job: trying to figure out who has stealthily been vomiting in wastebaskets at unoccupied desks around the office.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190613/57b46f8da8d0b5e82917501c48d335f8.gif)
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 13, 2019, 12:02:34 PM
Here's a peek into the unglamourous part of my job: trying to figure out who has stealthily been vomiting in wastebaskets at unoccupied desks around the office.
Plot twist: You'll never find the culprit because it's actually you when you get blackout drunk after everyone leaves at night.
Post by: mj2sexay on July 17, 2019, 07:09:36 PM
Today was bizarre.
Post by: Badger on July 21, 2019, 09:41:51 PM
Out of sheer morbid curiosity, has anyone ever had an incoming supervisor just walk the freak out of their introductory meeting?A. He was playing Pokemon Go and had to run because there was a Dratini outside
Today was bizarre.
B. He found another job before the meeting was over
C. IBS
Post by: Badger on September 18, 2019, 01:24:33 PM
Post by: IATA on September 18, 2019, 05:21:26 PM
Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 20, 2020, 01:59:47 PM
“Thanks for the help”
Chick that wants me:
“anytime!!”
Lady, let’s keep this professional here
Post by: MBGreen on February 20, 2020, 02:02:35 PM
Me at work via Instant Messenger:
“Thanks for the help”
Chick that wants me:
“anytime!!”
Lady, let’s keep this professional here
2 exclamation points.....that's Fatal Attraction type excrement.
Post by: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 02:09:42 PM
Post by: mj2sexay on February 20, 2020, 02:24:38 PM
It was wild. It was also the day I resolved myself to leaving legal aid.
Anyway, since then, said HR chief was excrement-canned for posting anti-union signs around the office and the office is in the process of unionizing as a result of the top level administration just having a really bad mixture of incompetence and vindictiveness. And I did leave, and as much as I feel horrible sometimes about being in a position where I have no idea what I'm doing on the civil side and angry with myself for my turnaround time on some assignments-my new boss has been incredibly gracious.
Anyway, as an example of said vindictiveness, someone went on indeed (truthfully) posted about the conditions and just the insane/unethical expectations and demands being placed onto employees under the threat of their jobs, and left a negative review. Rather than let it go, one of the bureau chiefs filed an insane motion demanding that indeed compel the identity of who wrote it. Good to know rather than spend the time to say, train new employees or ensure adequate representation, they're writing completely frivolous motions out of absolute pettiness.
No it wasn't me, nor do I know who did it, but I'm so tempted on going on indeed and leaving the index number of the filing for all to see since this is all public record.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on February 20, 2020, 02:41:51 PM
Pics or gtfo
(http://i.imgur.com/DuXtjbl.jpg)
Post by: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 03:10:51 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on February 20, 2020, 03:13:19 PM
You’re a newlywed. She’ll understand. You’re still in the honeymoon period, now’s the time to take advantage of that.Don't listen to Guinness, he's giving you terrible advice. The proper move is slow play into a 3 way. Make sure you have signed the proper consensual sex contract with notary signature and video confirmation.
Post by: AlioTheFool on February 20, 2020, 03:20:00 PM
Don't listen to Guinness, he's giving you terrible advice. The proper move is slow play into a 3 way. Make sure you have signed the proper consensual sex contract with notary signature and video confirmation.
This is sound advice. You're a good man, bo.
Post by: guinness77 on February 20, 2020, 03:36:23 PM
Take mine or Bo’s advice, what’s the worst that could happen?
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 01, 2020, 11:22:51 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on April 01, 2020, 11:49:07 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 01, 2020, 11:55:42 AM
^punchable face x100000
https://twitter.com/trevwall/status/1158415798106411008?s=21
Post by: Johnny English on April 01, 2020, 12:00:52 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on April 01, 2020, 12:26:53 PM
He looks like young Gavin Belson.
Yeah good call
One thing that dick was doing, drinking good bourbon.
Post by: IATA on April 01, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
Post by: Badger on May 22, 2020, 11:55:20 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on September 11, 2020, 10:28:47 AM
Post by: Badger on September 11, 2020, 10:48:12 AM
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1304362313743560704?s=21
Maybe Jamie Dimon gets the rona
Jk I'm sure he's not going in, that's only for worker drones
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2020, 10:07:19 AM
In the last week they posted 4 openings in a mentoring/teaching role, I'm probably going to put in for at least 3 of them.
Post by: IATA on October 29, 2020, 10:26:59 AM
good luck my friend
Post by: Heismanberg on October 29, 2020, 11:25:21 AM
I was offered a training job right after COVID sent everyone home, and turned it down (it was appealing when I applied because of travel/exposure). Then I was offered a coaching role, but my sales director called me after the interview and told me not to take it and to wait until first quarter 2021 for a supervisory position. Much higher base and commission ceiling. Hoping everything works out.
We are going full hybrid, so I should be able to spend time at home and in the office. If I had kids, I definitely would've taken the coaching role because it's way more flexible.
Post by: Heismanberg on October 29, 2020, 11:25:54 AM
So I'm probably pivoting my plan at my job, after last year I was leaning toward the management track but COVID quarantine has not only drastically reduced the promotional movement to that level, it has also made my home/family schedule basically impossible to maintain if I wasn't working from home full time.
In the last week they posted 4 openings in a mentoring/teaching role, I'm probably going to put in for at least 3 of them.
Go get it.
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 29, 2020, 12:16:36 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on October 29, 2020, 12:22:32 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on October 29, 2020, 12:28:35 PM
My company just went through massive layoffs (again), this time due to Covid’s impact on the Airline/Aerospace industry and somehow I slipped through the cracks as a “productive” employeeHa suckers!
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 29, 2020, 12:30:22 PM
My company just went through massive layoffs (again), this time due to Covid’s impact on the Airline/Aerospace industry and somehow I slipped through the cracks as a “productive” employee
Nice, congrats, and good luck staying!
Post by: Heismanberg on October 29, 2020, 01:04:04 PM
My company just went through massive layoffs (again), this time due to Covid’s impact on the Airline/Aerospace industry and somehow I slipped through the cracks as a “productive” employee
10-4, Red Eagle
over and out
Post by: IATA on November 06, 2020, 08:52:51 AM
ive got the same. i was working on management moves but covid fucked that up, so im going to try for a training role as well
good luck my friend
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2020, 08:55:39 AM
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
(https://media.tenor.com/images/190f7757a037884dfd73f9128cc516b5/tenor.gif)
Awesome man. Mint Juleps all around!!
Congrats on the new job as assistant fluffer!
Post by: Heismanberg on November 06, 2020, 08:55:57 AM
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
LETS GOOOOOO
congrats dude
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2020, 09:00:13 AM
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
Congrats man. Make sure to tell them all to call you Sensei and start each training session by reminding them that they are worms. Bonus points for making your permanent Zoom/Teams background say "STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY."
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2020, 09:01:06 AM
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.Awesome
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2020, 09:03:22 AM
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
congratulations!
Post by: IATA on November 06, 2020, 09:19:17 AM
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Reach for the stars. Goodluck to all of you!!
Sent from fire adam gase.
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 06, 2020, 09:29:26 AM
ayyy got the job! wooo start december 1 in my new role with a modest pay bump.
freak yes finally something happening in 2020 worthwhile
Congrats, dude.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on November 06, 2020, 01:26:58 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2020, 01:28:32 PM
Lesson 1: Revenge on a excrement Neighbor Ideas
Lesson 2: Advanced Mint Distribution Techniques
Post by: Heismanberg on November 06, 2020, 04:43:31 PM
WE'RE GOING TO RICKS!
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2020, 04:46:42 PM
Hate to pull a Tommy here, but I just got my October commission statement and I made more money in October 2020 than I made during my entire first year teaching.
WE'RE GOING TO RICKS!
Damn dude that's like 600 bucks nice
Post by: Heismanberg on November 06, 2020, 04:51:35 PM
Damn dude that's like 600 bucks nice
$300 plus free lunch
(and you don't know bad food until you've had a Michelle Obama school lunch)
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2020, 04:55:41 PM
Hate to pull a Tommy here, but I just got my October commission statement and I made more money in October 2020 than I made during my entire first year teaching.Free funbags and Jameson. On Tommy.
WE'RE GOING TO RICKS!
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 07, 2020, 09:28:28 PM
Post by: d sw0rdz on November 07, 2020, 09:30:36 PM
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2020, 08:24:11 AM
So I'm probably pivoting my plan at my job, after last year I was leaning toward the management track but COVID quarantine has not only drastically reduced the promotional movement to that level, it has also made my home/family schedule basically impossible to maintain if I wasn't working from home full time.
In the last week they posted 4 openings in a mentoring/teaching role, I'm probably going to put in for at least 3 of them.
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
Post by: Heismanberg on December 04, 2020, 08:28:42 AM
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2020, 08:32:53 AM
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
yeah bitch
Post by: bojanglesman on December 04, 2020, 08:32:57 AM
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
Awesome. Say hello to Soros for us, elitist.
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 04, 2020, 09:10:50 AM
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
Congrats.
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2020, 09:12:04 AM
Awesome. Say hello to Soros for us, elitist.He's my boss's boss at the deep state so I usually don't deal with him directly.
Post by: IATA on December 04, 2020, 09:33:47 AM
Congrats brother!!
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
Sent from fire adam gase.
Post by: delavan on December 04, 2020, 12:09:22 PM
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
Cheers!
Post by: reuben on December 04, 2020, 12:37:52 PM
I got the promotion at my own office. Pay raise plus I don't have to meet all new people.
Good excrement man, congrats.
Post by: Johnny English on December 04, 2020, 05:45:45 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2020, 06:13:19 PM
Post by: delavan on December 04, 2020, 06:48:48 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 05, 2021, 04:38:59 PM
Light a candle for me.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 05, 2021, 04:44:44 PM
Interviewing for a supervisor role with a 2/1 start date at some point next week.Gaselaser.bmp
Light a candle for me.
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2021, 04:48:28 PM
Interviewing for a supervisor role with a 2/1 start date at some point next week.Gonna go grab a stack of baby Jesus candles at the bodega
Light a candle for me.
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2021, 04:50:54 PM
Interviewing for a supervisor role with a 2/1 start date at some point next week.
Light a candle for me.
Good luck, make sure you establish from the outset who the alpha in the room is. You can do this by referring to all of the men in the room as cunts and completely ignoring the women. Stare the men directly in the eye and refuse to answer their questions, don't acknowledge the women in any way. This will establish your leadership credentials through dominance, they will be intimidated and impressed and you are certain to get the job.
LMK if you need any other help with interview technique. I also have some equally helpful advice around management technique once you get job.
Post by: MBGreen on January 05, 2021, 04:57:47 PM
Interviewing for a supervisor role with a 2/1 start date at some point next week.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210105/23c6e72ca934566cbdeb731b2447bd88.gif)
Light a candle for me.
Post by: Libero_2 on January 05, 2021, 05:01:21 PM
I would offer advice but I’m pretty sure JE covered the basics
Post by: d sw0rdz on January 05, 2021, 05:03:13 PM
Good luck, make sure you establish from the outset who the alpha in the room is. You can do this by referring to all of the men in the room as cunts and completely ignoring the women. Stare the men directly in the eye and refuse to answer their questions, don't acknowledge the women in any way. This will establish your leadership credentials through dominance, they will be intimidated and impressed and you are certain to get the job.
LMK if you need any other help with interview technique. I also have some equally helpful advice around management technique once you get job.
you sound like dwight schrute
good luck Mr E
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 05, 2021, 05:12:45 PM
Post by: delavan on January 05, 2021, 05:27:47 PM
Interviewing for a supervisor role with a 2/1 start date at some point next week.
Light a candle for me.
Knock 'em dead H
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 05, 2021, 05:43:34 PM
Interviewing for a supervisor role with a 2/1 start date at some point next week.
Light a candle for me.
Good luck man.
Post by: Johnny English on January 05, 2021, 06:19:42 PM
you sound like dwight schrute
good luck Mr E
No, Dwight Schrute sounds like me.
Post by: steves850 on February 23, 2021, 02:57:48 PM
I also gave my current job a month's notice, which means I accepted the job and started the background check on 2/1. Background check is still pending, they said there's one county outstanding and they weren't able to verify my education background. Context, I'm in IT, I went to a diploma mill in CT because it set you up for a couple certs, which I did get. The diploma mill (Branford Hall) went belly up during the pandemic. I managed to track some weird bitch down that still works there and she claims to have sent the transcripts last week. Hoping they arrive shortly.
Now I'm panicked because I haven't gotten confirmation that I can start on Monday pending the background check and transcripts. How the hell is it going to take 23 calendar days to get a background done? Most people within 14 days.
Post by: reuben on February 23, 2021, 03:28:05 PM
So I'm supposed to start a new job on Monday, tomorrow is my last day at my current place. Gave myself a whole two days off.
I also gave my current job a month's notice, which means I accepted the job and started the background check on 2/1. Background check is still pending, they said there's one county outstanding and they weren't able to verify my education background. Context, I'm in IT, I went to a diploma mill in CT because it set you up for a couple certs, which I did get. The diploma mill (Branford Hall) went belly up during the pandemic. I managed to track some weird bitch down that still works there and she claims to have sent the transcripts last week. Hoping they arrive shortly.
Now I'm panicked because I haven't gotten confirmation that I can start on Monday pending the background check and transcripts. How the hell is it going to take 23 calendar days to get a background done? Most people within 14 days.
That sucks, I know someone who got screwed when Dowling College closed down. It sounds like it's just a delay, though, rather than a totaL derriere-freaking.
Edit: Hit the caps lock key, but I like the emphasis.
Post by: MBGreen on February 23, 2021, 03:37:33 PM
So I'm supposed to start a new job on Monday, tomorrow is my last day at my current place. Gave myself a whole two days off.excrement dude...let's hope it's just a formality.
I also gave my current job a month's notice, which means I accepted the job and started the background check on 2/1. Background check is still pending, they said there's one county outstanding and they weren't able to verify my education background. Context, I'm in IT, I went to a diploma mill in CT because it set you up for a couple certs, which I did get. The diploma mill (Branford Hall) went belly up during the pandemic. I managed to track some weird bitch down that still works there and she claims to have sent the transcripts last week. Hoping they arrive shortly.
Now I'm panicked because I haven't gotten confirmation that I can start on Monday pending the background check and transcripts. How the hell is it going to take 23 calendar days to get a background done? Most people within 14 days.
Post by: Badger on February 23, 2021, 05:10:00 PM
Post by: Badger on February 23, 2021, 05:10:10 PM
Post by: IATA on February 23, 2021, 05:39:37 PM
Post by: steves850 on February 24, 2021, 09:55:44 AM
The outstanding county is the one I live in now. I've contacted the clerk's office and left a message with the lady that supposedly handles it. Still haven't heard back from new work on what my new potential start date may be. I'm trying to find a balance between urgent without being a burden.
Post by: MBGreen on February 24, 2021, 09:57:55 AM
So the transcripts were waiting in my mailbox when I got home. Hopefully new work received them as well.
The outstanding county is the one I live in now. I've contacted the clerk's office and left a message with the lady that supposedly handles it. Still haven't heard back from new work on what my new potential start date may be. I'm trying to find a balance between urgent without being a burden.
Good excrement.
I'm sure you'll hear back soon.
Post by: IATA on February 24, 2021, 11:18:32 AM
So the transcripts were waiting in my mailbox when I got home. Hopefully new work received them as well.If you're in new Jersey, they just legalized weed.
The outstanding county is the one I live in now. I've contacted the clerk's office and left a message with the lady that supposedly handles it. Still haven't heard back from new work on what my new potential start date may be. I'm trying to find a balance between urgent without being a burden.
Post by: Badger on February 25, 2021, 03:48:21 PM
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2021, 12:16:53 PM
Why are employers like this?
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 10, 2021, 01:32:08 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/03/10/panda-express-california-worker-lawsuit/
Why are employers like this?
WTF
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2021, 01:41:49 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/03/10/panda-express-california-worker-lawsuit/
Why are employers like this?
I don't know about you, but when I'm buying crappy facsimiles of Chinese food I make the staff's willingness to strip to their underwear upon command a basic prerequisite of getting my business.
Post by: delavan on March 10, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
I don't know about you, but when I'm buying crappy facsimiles of Chinese food I make the staff's willingness to strip to their underwear upon command a basic prerequisite of getting my business.
You'd love their floor show http://www.cuomosonsdeli.com
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2021, 03:31:46 PM
I don't know about you, but when I'm buying crappy facsimiles of Chinese food I make the staff's willingness to strip to their underwear upon command a basic prerequisite of getting my business.I would be willing to remove a few articles of clothing for their walnut shrimp.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 10, 2021, 03:34:25 PM
I would be willing to remove a few articles of clothing for their walnut shrimp.
"Sir, please remove your balls from the drive-through window. We frown upon putting them on da' glass""
Post by: Badger on March 10, 2021, 03:43:35 PM
"Sir, please remove your balls from the drive-through window. We frown upon putting them on da' glass"""Damn it this worked at Arby's"
Post by: Johnny English on March 10, 2021, 03:57:55 PM
I would be willing to remove a few articles of clothing for their walnut shrimp.
"Sir, we provide the walnuts, not you."
Post by: Badger on March 11, 2021, 08:08:57 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 11, 2021, 08:14:59 AM
I spend a lot of time screen-watching other people via Skype to help walk them through things and it's agonizing to watch how clumsily people navigate through their various windows.
You're a perfect fit if you ever want to work in IT support.
Post by: IATA on March 11, 2021, 04:30:05 PM
You're a perfect fit if you ever want to work in IT support.The amount of people in IT who don't know what theyre doing is staggering. I had to walk a guy through adding an exchange email to outlook, but he's supposed to be "tier 2" tech.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 25, 2021, 05:40:54 PM
Post by: Johnny English on March 26, 2021, 09:28:45 AM
https://twitter.com/bugpennis/status/1375162883739422724?s=21
An individual's ability to drive a plane is not in any way related to how much of a knobhead they are.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 09:29:58 AM
An individual's ability to drive a plane is not in any way related to how much of a knobhead they are.I agree. If that dude can safely get me across the country, I don't care if he's an poopchute. In fact he's probably a better pilot if he is a douchebag.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on March 26, 2021, 10:15:25 AM
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2021, 10:19:28 AM
An individual's ability to drive a plane is not in any way related to how much of a knobhead they are.What about their BAC?
Post by: Johnny English on March 26, 2021, 10:21:49 AM
What about their BAC?
I would imagine that their BAC impacts both of those things.
Post by: steves850 on March 26, 2021, 01:27:27 PM
So the transcripts were waiting in my mailbox when I got home. Hopefully new work received them as well.
The outstanding county is the one I live in now. I've contacted the clerk's office and left a message with the lady that supposedly handles it. Still haven't heard back from new work on what my new potential start date may be. I'm trying to find a balance between urgent without being a burden.
I forgot to update this. After my wife called the background check company out on Twitter, I had my results within two hours. Started work on the 8th and things are going well.
Post by: reuben on March 26, 2021, 01:28:23 PM
I forgot to update this. After my wife called the background check company out on Twitter, I had my results within two hours. Started work on the 8th and things are going well.
Congrats bud, good to hear
That's some top-notch wifing.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 26, 2021, 02:26:49 PM
I forgot to update this. After my wife called the background check company out on Twitter, I had my results within two hours. Started work on the 8th and things are going well.
Nice! Congrats!
Post by: bojanglesman on March 26, 2021, 02:37:10 PM
I forgot to update this. After my wife called the background check company out on Twitter, I had my results within two hours. Started work on the 8th and things are going well.Congrats on your job directing Suez traffic!
Post by: Heismanberg on March 26, 2021, 02:55:10 PM
Congrats on your job directing Suez traffic!
his wife is going to #wreck you on Twitter now
Post by: Badger on March 26, 2021, 02:56:40 PM
Post by: steves850 on March 26, 2021, 03:20:01 PM
I'm reminded of the John Mulaney bit about his girlfriend being like his personal attorney
This is very accurate. Delta Airlines also called me a little fat girl.
Post by: casman02 on March 30, 2021, 08:08:54 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2021, 10:48:10 AM
His dad being a C-Level exec at another major corporation has absolutely nothing to do with this hire though.
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2021, 10:50:26 AM
Has anyone ever convinced their company they are trying to grow too quickly? May need some pointers....
When my company finally merged with the one that bought us out, we tried rapid growth and my sales director described us as a company with a Jell-O foundation.
We had absolutely no stability and things got out of control pretty quickly. We had high churn and lost some great legacy employees over the course of a few months before they chilled out and realized it wasn't time yet.
Now they are trying to scale again and it's likely going to be a shitshow this time too.
Post by: bojanglesman on April 21, 2021, 10:50:34 AM
My newest boss is a 24 year old that has never had a real job (other than a college internship). But he has his master's degree so he is fully capable of leading our salesfloor.
His dad being a C-Level exec at another major corporation has absolutely nothing to do with this hire though.
Does he look like Tommy Boy?
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2021, 10:51:05 AM
Does he look like Tommy Boy?
He looks like Oscar Isaac with cystic fibrosis
Post by: Badger on April 21, 2021, 11:15:38 AM
My newest boss is a 24 year old that has never had a real job (other than a college internship). But he has his master's degree so he is fully capable of leading our salesfloor.Glad I never went the MBA route.
His dad being a C-Level exec at another major corporation has absolutely nothing to do with this hire though.
Post by: loyaljetsfan on April 21, 2021, 11:24:33 AM
My newest boss is a 24 year old that has never had a real job (other than a college internship). But he has his master's degree so he is fully capable of leading our salesfloor.
His dad being a C-Level exec at another major corporation has absolutely nothing to do with this hire though.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
This excrement happens all the time
Post by: IATA on April 21, 2021, 03:28:13 PM
Goodluck my dude
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2021, 03:36:33 PM
We had the same situation here last year. Lady was gone within a year.
Goodluck my dude
They are gonna get him outta here pretty quick. He "spoke" this morning in our huddle and it was an embarrassment.
Post by: Badger on April 21, 2021, 03:48:53 PM
They are gonna get him outta here pretty quick. He "spoke" this morning in our huddle and it was an embarrassment.Just send him emails with long excerpts of Cormac McCarthy prose.
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2021, 03:51:53 PM
Just send him emails with long excerpts of Cormac McCarthy prose.
Hi,
Here is my end of day report. Also, there is no God and we are his prophets.
Have a good one!
Post by: SixFeetDeep on April 22, 2021, 12:16:22 PM
Hi,
Here is my end of day report. Also, there is no God and we are his prophets.
Have a good one!
Look at me
I’m the boss now
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2021, 12:29:45 PM
Hi,RE: Donuts in the break room
Here is my end of day report. Also, there is no God and we are his prophets.
Have a good one!
That man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.
Post by: Heismanberg on April 22, 2021, 01:21:45 PM
Post by: reuben on April 22, 2021, 02:53:57 PM
Also, there is no God and we are his prophets.
Have a good one!
This is my new email sig.
Post by: mj2sexay on May 03, 2021, 06:28:49 PM
I mean, perspective being what it is, its not so bad.
But on the other hand, it freaking sucked major derriere.
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2021, 06:46:26 PM
Returned to an office setting today.I'm not looking forward to losing 2 hrs of my day to commuting again.
I mean, perspective being what it is, its not so bad.
But on the other hand, it freaking sucked major derriere.
Post by: mj2sexay on May 03, 2021, 07:00:18 PM
I'm not looking forward to losing 2 hrs of my day to commuting again.
That freaking sucks. Do you think there's any possibility of a hybrid type thing, or are you fully expecting to go back to life as we used to know it?
I miss the ability to pet my dog or pester my wife on command/demand.
Dealing with people in a professional setting and being "on" again for about 8-10 hours a day freaking sucks, but I'm having wayyy more separation anxiety from those two than I thought I'd be dealing with.
Post by: Badger on May 03, 2021, 07:07:01 PM
That freaking sucks. Do you think there's any possibility of a hybrid type thing, or are you fully expecting to go back to life as we used to know it?
I miss the ability to pet my dog or pester my wife on command/demand.
Dealing with people in a professional setting and being "on" again for about 8-10 hours a day freaking sucks, but I'm having wayyy more separation anxiety from those two than I thought I'd be dealing with.
It's still completely up in the air since they haven't begun the return process for us. I think they're going to have to bring us back in phases and I plan on being among the last phases. Hybrid schedule is a possibility - we used to have a 1-day per week telework program that they hilariously killed 4 months before the pandemic brought it back full-time.
Post by: CatoTheElder on May 03, 2021, 08:01:57 PM
Post by: IATA on May 03, 2021, 09:12:31 PM
we had reopened the office in march to little fanfare, averaging <5 people a day in our main building that holds 250. then we locked back down and were closed for the foreseeable future.
my department had a meeting back in feb with management, where we all flat out refused to return to the office, and they said ok you win.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 03, 2021, 09:55:15 PM
I hate waking up 1.5 hours earlier to beat the Austin traffic, but I'll make it work.
Post by: AlioTheFool on May 03, 2021, 10:16:44 PM
My company has long had a "no remote" policy. I'm really hoping that changes now that we've proven how well we work remotely.
Post by: casman02 on May 13, 2021, 10:01:35 AM
Has anyone ever convinced their company they are trying to grow too quickly? May need some pointers....
I guess here is my update/venting session to hopefully complete strangers
About a month ago, my company lost the guy who would've been the first overall pick if you were restarting our company so attitudes crumbled. This last Friday, one person put in his 2 weeks, Monday someone had a bad interaction with the CTO of our purchasing company and quit and then Tuesday someone else resigned. The last three employees were all on the same team.
Spoke with HR yesterday trying to let them know the temperature of our business unit. Left feeling okay, but I think I am still naive enough to believe HR is still on my side, not the companies. Just need something to change before I lose my mind even further.
Post by: MBGreen on May 13, 2021, 10:13:37 AM
I guess here is my update/venting session to hopefully complete strangers
About a month ago, my company lost the guy who would've been the first overall pick if you were restarting our company so attitudes crumbled. This last Friday, one person put in his 2 weeks, Monday someone had a bad interaction with the CTO of our purchasing company and quit and then Tuesday someone else resigned. The last three employees were all on the same team.
Spoke with HR yesterday trying to let them know the temperature of our business unit. Left feeling okay, but I think I am still naive enough to believe HR is still on my side, not the companies. Just need something to change before I lose my mind even further.
godspeed
Post by: Heismanberg on May 13, 2021, 10:14:53 AM
I guess here is my update/venting session to hopefully complete strangers
About a month ago, my company lost the guy who would've been the first overall pick if you were restarting our company so attitudes crumbled. This last Friday, one person put in his 2 weeks, Monday someone had a bad interaction with the CTO of our purchasing company and quit and then Tuesday someone else resigned. The last three employees were all on the same team.
Spoke with HR yesterday trying to let them know the temperature of our business unit. Left feeling okay, but I think I am still naive enough to believe HR is still on my side, not the companies. Just need something to change before I lose my mind even further.
HR is NEVER on your side
Post by: IATA on May 13, 2021, 10:19:52 AM
Look for a new job asap
Post by: MBGreen on May 13, 2021, 10:30:49 AM
Post by: mj2sexay on May 13, 2021, 10:31:56 AM
Post by: MBGreen on May 13, 2021, 10:32:53 AM
From all walks of life and all perspectives in between, is there ANY single entity more despised than HR?
the IRS?
Post by: Johnny English on May 13, 2021, 11:19:39 AM
From all walks of life and all perspectives in between, is there ANY single entity more despised than HR?
I love my HR lady, she's basically the momma bear for the whole company. There are only about 80 staff here though.
Post by: mj2sexay on May 13, 2021, 11:24:17 AM
the IRS?
The actual entity yes, but I'm a big mark for Irwin R. Schyster.
I love my HR lady, she's basically the momma bear for the whole company. There are only about 80 staff here though.
That's a true rare find.
Considering what an absolute pleasure it was to meet the misses (she is SO nice), you seem to have stepped in excrement when it comes to influential women in your life.
Post by: Johnny English on May 13, 2021, 11:35:06 AM
The actual entity yes, but I'm a big mark for Irwin R. Schyster.
That's a true rare find.
Considering what an absolute pleasure it was to meet the misses (she is SO nice), you seem to have stepped in excrement when it comes to influential women in your life.
I work in a very female dominated company. The founder is a woman, and we exclusively serve K12 and nonprofit customers which has a touchy-feeliness that seems to attract female staff. Basically I spend my life being told what to do by women who are smarter than me.
Post by: ons on May 13, 2021, 11:38:27 AM
From all walks of life and all perspectives in between, is there ANY single entity more despised than HR?
Working in a small restaurant, our Japanese chef/owner would speak with go to his office, come back out with a terrible New York/Italian accent, call himself 'HR Tommy,' and solved all disputes or grievances by giving us more free alcohol.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 13, 2021, 12:14:01 PM
'HR Tommy,'
Bring back Tommy as HR Tommy
Post by: insanity on May 13, 2021, 01:10:38 PM
I work in a very female dominated company. The founder is a woman, and we exclusively serve K12 and nonprofit customers which has a touchy-feeliness that seems to attract female staff. Basically I spend my life being told what to do by women who are smarter than me.Hey, doesn't sound too bad.
Do you smile like a puppy dog when they scratch your head and tell you good boy?
Post by: Johnny English on May 13, 2021, 01:21:45 PM
Hey, doesn't sound too bad.When I'm really good they rub my belly and feed me treats. It's not the worst life.
Do you smile like a puppy dog when they scratch your head and tell you good boy?
Post by: reuben on May 13, 2021, 03:21:07 PM
the IRS?
I owed like 20 grand in back taxes to the IRS at one point in my late 20's and everyone I dealt with there was great. Now the NY State tax people? Those were some motherfuckers.
Post by: Heismanberg on May 13, 2021, 03:39:32 PM
One new hire somehow slipped through the cracks with a fake driver's license. Another could not get licensed because he was recently arrested for stealing a pair of Sketchers.
Imagine getting laid off from a new job for stealing some Shape-Ups.
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2021, 08:14:36 PM
Our recruiting team is in deep excrement.
One new hire somehow slipped through the cracks with a fake driver's license. Another could not get licensed because he was recently arrested for stealing a pair of Sketchers.
Imagine getting laid off from a new job for stealing some Shape-Ups.
Imagine owning Skechers at all let alone stealing them
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2021, 08:17:09 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2021, 08:29:33 PM
I own them. They slide on easy. I have no fashion.
Imagine owning Skechers at all let alone stealing them
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81gQAMyEvlL._AC_UY780_.jpg)
Post by: delavan on May 16, 2021, 08:47:32 PM
I own them. They slide on easy. I have no fashion.Allbirds. Planet-friendly, verrrry comfy.
https://www.allbirds.com/pages/our-materials-wool
Post by: bojanglesman on July 11, 2021, 01:18:24 PM
https://www.businessinsider.com/pizza-chain-ceo-says-theres-no-labor-shortage-if-you-pay-well-2021-7
Post by: Badger on August 05, 2021, 06:58:49 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oyn6hy/what_made_you_quit_a_job_on_the_spot
Post by: Badger on August 30, 2021, 02:31:06 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 30, 2021, 02:37:09 PM
The biggest antagonistic unproductive person in my office retired without telling anyone. Huge W for us.
This is like finding a 20 dollar bill in the street.
Post by: Badger on August 30, 2021, 03:02:58 PM
This is like finding a 20 dollar bill in the street.I called one of our trainees to tell her the news and she literally cheered
Post by: bojanglesman on August 30, 2021, 03:43:01 PM
The biggest antagonistic unproductive person in my office retired without telling anyone. Huge W for us.Congrats on your retirement Badger!
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 04, 2021, 08:39:24 AM
Now I'm sitting in the office in a leather jacket on an 82 degree day since that's the only thing I have that will cover the missing parts.
Post by: MBGreen on October 04, 2021, 08:54:07 AM
I took my uniform home from the office on Thursday to wash it and brought it back in today. The problem is that I left a few very parts of it at home when I ran out of the house this morning.
Now I'm sitting in the office in a leather jacket on an 82 degree day since that's the only thing I have that will cover the missing parts.
Better hope the Admiral doesn't walk by....
Post by: CatoTheElder on October 04, 2021, 09:02:00 AM
Better hope the Admiral doesn't walk by....
Our 3 star is literally in the next office.
Post by: MBGreen on October 04, 2021, 09:18:58 AM
Our 3 star is literally in the next office.
flying pretty close to the sun eh
Post by: mj2sexay on October 29, 2021, 02:35:08 PM
Honestly, they were super cool about it. I'm just being honest. I've been doing this for a year and I hate it. Hate it. I have no ability to continually talk to our clients in the emotional state they're in, its so much easier for me to talk to criminals honestly. If I liked Matrimonial, I'd stay here. I don't, so I'm out.
I'd like to get back into personal injury, but the need for younger attorneys willing to be adjournment/appearance bitches is out the window while it all remains virtual, and with the exceptions of motions which you can always farm out, a good paralegal can do all the front end writing for less the cost. So I'll be going back to Legal Aid, (which I loved but it's a pay cut though not as much as I thought it'd be with benefits), and I think while I'm there I'm going to do a remote LLM program for a transactional focus (wills, trusts and estates, real estate) over the next year or so.
Anyway, that concludes my rambling. They're letting me work the two weeks (they gave me the option of today being my last day, which I absolutely would NOT do to an employer unless they were pieces of excrement), so I plan on furnishing the partners with a thank you letter on my last day and a nice cigar for one, bottle of wine for the other.
Post by: Johnny English on October 29, 2021, 02:45:27 PM
Have you thought of giving Don a call? He's probably looking for a few new ones.
Post by: Badger on October 29, 2021, 03:18:35 PM
I've been doing this for a year and I hate it. Hate it. I have no ability to continually talk to our clients in the emotional state they're in, its so much easier for me to talk to criminals honestly.
It's funny, I mentioned in the other thread part of why I didn't want to become a teacher was because I didn't want to deal with parents, and yet I ended up in a job where I deal with the general public - often the nuttier end of the spectrum, and it's perfectly fine for me.
Post by: mj2sexay on October 29, 2021, 03:24:16 PM
Good luck with that. Legal Aid seems like a very worthy way to work.
Have you thought of giving Don a call? He's probably looking for a few new ones.
Thank you sir.
Truthfully, I loved the work at Legal Aid the last time I was there. Admittedly, (believe it or not), I'm not a Type A but it's so easy to be in that context because I know going in that no one wants to deal with me anyway and my clients are behind the 8-ball so to speak, so freak it.
I know they're understaffed so they'd take me back anyway, it was very nice to hear from the Attorney in Chief that she's already had two department heads specifically ask that they get me on their teams (one of which is SUUUUUUUPER HOT and while smoking a J with her on Saturday at a social function basically told me as long as I don't freak up, she'll let me basically set my hours in the time I'm not in Court). So I'd really like to stack certain days during the week and use my downtime for Continuing Legal Education courses geared towards the transactional.
Honestly, I hadn't even thought of that, and its a great idea.
It's funny, I mentioned in the other thread part of why I didn't want to become a teacher was because I didn't want to deal with parents, and yet I ended up in a job where I deal with the general public - often the nuttier end of the spectrum, and it's perfectly fine for me.
It's absolutely insane to vocalize out loud that I'd rather deal with the "criminal" element (allegedly) than people going through family and matrimonial issues, but the old adage of "in criminal you meet the worst people on their best behavior whereas in Matrimonial you meet the best people on their worst behavior" really does apply.
Post by: Miamipuck on October 29, 2021, 03:24:38 PM
Gave my two weeks at the matrimonial firm I've been working for today.
Honestly, they were super cool about it. I'm just being honest. I've been doing this for a year and I hate it. Hate it. I have no ability to continually talk to our clients in the emotional state they're in, its so much easier for me to talk to criminals honestly. If I liked Matrimonial, I'd stay here. I don't, so I'm out.
I'd like to get back into personal injury, but the need for younger attorneys willing to be adjournment/appearance bitches is out the window while it all remains virtual, and with the exceptions of motions which you can always farm out, a good paralegal can do all the front end writing for less the cost. So I'll be going back to Legal Aid, (which I loved but it's a pay cut though not as much as I thought it'd be with benefits), and I think while I'm there I'm going to do a remote LLM program for a transactional focus (wills, trusts and estates, real estate) over the next year or so.
Anyway, that concludes my rambling. They're letting me work the two weeks (they gave me the option of today being my last day, which I absolutely would NOT do to an employer unless they were pieces of excrement), so I plan on furnishing the partners with a thank you letter on my last day and a nice cigar for one, bottle of wine for the other.
Good luck ...I will post something about why I want to get the hell out of dodge too............
Post by: Johnny English on October 29, 2021, 03:28:25 PM
It's absolutely insane to vocalize out loud that I'd rather deal with the "criminal" element (allegedly) than people going through family and matrimonial issues, but the old adage of "in criminal you meet the worst people on their best behavior whereas in Matrimonial you meet the best people on their worst behavior" really does apply.
I've not heard that before, but I will remember it.
Post by: Badger on November 09, 2021, 11:54:30 AM
Hoping my kids' school starts offering an after school program by then.
Post by: mj2sexay on November 09, 2021, 12:02:23 PM
Recently got some word about returning to the office. Senior mgmt all goes back on 12/1, and then they will start giving different departments 30 days notice to make their respective returns. They said some people may be able to still telework "up to" 2-5 days a week so I'm expecting something like 0-2 days for my job which is pretty public-facing. So the soonest I could be back in the office is 1/3.
Hoping my kids' school starts offering an after school program by then.
I read an article today on how the banks are trying to pressure both the public and private sector to get people back in offices because the commercial real estate market is taking a hit.
Best of luck, hope they determine you can telework the full two days so maybe you're only heading in M-W-F or whatever's best.
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 09, 2021, 07:09:27 PM
I just heard today the plan is to go to 3 days in the new year, and an eventual return to full-time. There's a "possibility" some jobs that can be done remotely will allow for 1 or 2 days to be remote long-term, but it will be based on what the market dictates.
Working for a real estate company, I can confidently say that everyone is wanted back full-time in the office. Commercial real estate is insanely profitable and no investor wants to lose that. What's going to matter is how labor reacts. Right now, "they're" waiting to see if the "Great Resignation" only lasts as long as people's saved cash/stimulus money. If talent still refuses to come back through and after the holidays, they're going to have to cave.
Post by: Miamipuck on November 09, 2021, 08:05:22 PM
I just put my resume out the 1st and in a week already had 2 in person interviews and 4 phone interviews. Crazy how fast that went.
Post by: Badger on November 09, 2021, 10:15:29 PM
I read an article today on how the banks are trying to pressure both the public and private sector to get people back in offices because the commercial real estate market is taking a hit.
Best of luck, hope they determine you can telework the full two days so maybe you're only heading in M-W-F or whatever's best.
The dream would be M and F telework, but that's extremely unlikely. If I can't get that, M/T or Th/F would be next best, after that any 2 consecutive days of the week would be good. Lugging the laptop back and forth would get annoying.
Post by: Badger on November 09, 2021, 10:18:51 PM
What's going to matter is how labor reacts. Right now, "they're" waiting to see if the "Great Resignation" only lasts as long as people's saved cash/stimulus money. If talent still refuses to come back through and after the holidays, they're going to have to cave.
This is anecdotal but pretty much everyone I knew who left their job during the pandemic already got a new one elsewhere.
Post by: bojanglesman on November 10, 2021, 03:12:08 AM
I have had enough of my job after 5 months, I knew it wasn't the right fit and my suspicions were correct after that time, well I knew a few months ago finally had enough.Congrats man.
I just put my resume out the 1st and in a week already had 2 in person interviews and 4 phone interviews. Crazy how fast that went.
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I'm glad the rimjob technician field is still strong. Sorry, couldn't pass up being an asshat.
Post by: delavan on November 10, 2021, 03:22:16 PM
I have had enough of my job after 5 months, I knew it wasn't the right fit and my suspicions were correct after that time, well I knew a few months ago finally had enough.
I just put my resume out the 1st and in a week already had 2 in person interviews and 4 phone interviews. Crazy how fast that went.
Good for you Puckmeister. Listen, Molly House Manager's no position to sneeze at. : )
Post by: mj2sexay on November 10, 2021, 03:24:46 PM
I have had enough of my job after 5 months, I knew it wasn't the right fit and my suspicions were correct after that time, well I knew a few months ago finally had enough.
I just put my resume out the 1st and in a week already had 2 in person interviews and 4 phone interviews. Crazy how fast that went.
Brother, if it's not the right fit, it's not the right fit. Employment market is HOT for job seekers right now, here's to new horizons.
Post by: Heismanberg on November 10, 2021, 03:42:21 PM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2021, 12:56:21 AM
Congrats man.
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I'm glad the rimjob technician field is still strong. Sorry, couldn't pass up being an asshat.
Brother, if it's not the right fit, it's not the right fit. Employment market is HOT for job seekers right now, here's to new horizons.
Good for you Puckmeister. Listen, Molly House Manager's no position to sneeze at. : )
Puck, if you want a remote sales job, let me know
Got several really good job offers and took one that's not even 5 minutes from my house. I am an entry level accountant, I just graduated in December, have lots of business experience just not accounting, I received an offer that wasn't far off of a SR level, can get my CPA license (couldn't at last place), the atmoshpere isn't that of a haunted house, no crazy queynte boss, can actually learn the profession and have people willing to mentor, I can't wait.
If this doesn't work out, I have a few other really solid places. I got a call from another firm right after I signed an offer letter, they were bummed I didn't take their offer. I sent them an email with a bunch of questions after an interview, which I thought went fantastic. He was a Jets season ticket holder, we must have talked for 2 hours. Anyway, he didn't answer my email and thought like most jobs for some reason he wasn't interested. Turns out he was very, and wanted me to work there badly. He was away and the person looking over his emails inadvertently deleted mine. He gave me an open ended offer, he said if I need extra hours I can work per diem and or if it doesn't work out, please make him my first call.
So if you do the right thing but stuck in a shitty situation, it can work out. freak the queynte I work for, you couldn't believe the crziness of this queynte. The fucked up thing is this queynte literally makes millions a year and doesn't know how to treat people. It truly is amazing.
Edit: The firms that didn't hire me were the ones that wanted either more experience (I didn't try and BS my way I told them I didn't have that much ) and or the big firms that wanted a younger person so they can work them to death 80-100 hours and not pay them excrement. Anyhow, I have been working 60-80 hours a week for a while several years if you include school, so freak them, it's their loss.
Oh did I mention I am gone from the miserable queynte I currently work for?
I got blasted by her daughter (she's a co owner and I had a good relationship with her, I thought she was a lot cooler than her Mom but hey can't complain to her about her Mom) for leaving so close to tax season and that she hd huge plans for us as a team and she was so disappointed, "leaving to be a CPA in a cubiubicle is so dumb, all you need to be is a EA (enrolled agent) yada yada yada."
Yeah I too am disappointed too by the fact they screwed me over by not paying me what was agreed upon and trying to lie about it. True story, a person making several million dollars fucked me over for several thousand dollars. That's beyond bizarro.......
Hahahahaha I am gone ............the more I think about that conversation the madder I get, she basically said she could wipe her derriere with the CPA designation and should be an EA......ballsy for sure.
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2021, 06:16:47 AM
Yeah I too am disappointed too by the fact they screwed me over by not paying me what was agreed upon and trying to lie about it. True story, a person making several million dollars fucked me over for several thousand dollars. That's beyond bizarro.......
Penny wise, pound foolish
My old job completely destroyed any assumptions I might have had about the competency of any given business owner.
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2021, 06:38:16 AM
Got several really good job offers and took one that's not even 5 minutes from my house. I am an entry level accountant, I just graduated in December, have lots of business experience just not accounting, I received an offer that wasn't far off of a SR level, can get my CPA license (couldn't at last place), the atmoshpere isn't that of a haunted house, no crazy queynte boss, can actually learn the profession and have people willing to mentor, I can't wait.Puck...congrats on the new gig, I know how hard you worked to become an accountant. And freak your old boss.
If this doesn't work out, I have a few other really solid places. I got a call from another firm right after I signed an offer letter, they were bummed I didn't take their offer. I sent them an email with a bunch of questions after an interview, which I thought went fantastic. He was a Jets season ticket holder, we must have talked for 2 hours. Anyway, he didn't answer my email and thought like most jobs for some reason he wasn't interested. Turns out he was very, and wanted me to work there badly. He was away and the person looking over his emails inadvertently deleted mine. He gave me an open ended offer, he said if I need extra hours I can work per diem and or if it doesn't work out, please make him my first call.
So if you do the right thing but stuck in a shitty situation, it can work out. freak the queynte I work for, you couldn't believe the crziness of this queynte. The fucked up thing is this queynte literally makes millions a year and doesn't know how to treat people. It truly is amazing.
Edit: The firms that didn't hire me were the ones that wanted either more experience (I didn't try and BS my way I told them I didn't have that much ) and or the big firms that wanted a younger person so they can work them to death 80-100 hours and not pay them excrement. Anyhow, I have been working 60-80 hours a week for a while several years if you include school, so freak them, it's their loss.
Oh did I mention I am gone from the miserable queynte I currently work for?
I got blasted by her daughter (she's a co owner and I had a good relationship with her, I thought she was a lot cooler than her Mom but hey can't complain to her about her Mom) for leaving so close to tax season and that she hd huge plans for us as a team and she was so disappointed, "leaving to be a CPA in a cubiubicle is so dumb, all you need to be is a EA (enrolled agent) yada yada yada."
Yeah I too am disappointed too by the fact they screwed me over by not paying me what was agreed upon and trying to lie about it. True story, a person making several million dollars fucked me over for several thousand dollars. That's beyond bizarro.......
Hahahahaha I am gone ............the more I think about that conversation the madder I get, she basically said she could wipe her derriere with the CPA designation and should be an EA......ballsy for sure.
Good things happen to good people.
Cheers buddy.
Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2021, 11:56:34 PM
Puck...congrats on the new gig, I know how hard you worked to become an accountant. And freak your old boss.
Good things happen to good people.
Cheers buddy.
Grazi!
Post by: Miamipuck on December 04, 2021, 11:59:15 PM
Penny wise, pound foolish
My old job completely destroyed any assumptions I might have had about the competency of any given business owner.
It's amazing how much they make inspite of themselves. The old woman is so nasty. She makes so many mistakes on tax returns it's not funny but the minute you make a mistake or do something she doesn't like she will yell and scream at people it's embarrassing.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 05, 2021, 07:05:01 AM
Post by: Miamipuck on December 05, 2021, 10:26:48 PM
Congrats on the new job. You should walk in the first day and lay claim to your territory by taking a giant excrement with the door open. Leave no doubt.
I am going to do that on the last day of my old job......for sure
Thank you guys for teh well wishes !
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2021, 08:00:21 AM
Post by: Heismanberg on December 06, 2021, 08:06:13 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/05/business/better-ceo-fires-employees/index.html
Honestly, how else was he supposed to do it? Call them 1x1?
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2021, 08:46:06 AM
Honestly, how else was he supposed to do it? Call them 1x1?Yes and call them dumb dolphins.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2021, 03:46:35 PM
I read an article today on how the banks are trying to pressure both the public and private sector to get people back in offices because the commercial real estate market is taking a hit.
Best of luck, hope they determine you can telework the full two days so maybe you're only heading in M-W-F or whatever's best.
I can imagine. Company I work for has 48 buildings on their local campus. Office space and manufacturing shops mainly. Once covid hit and they figured out how much money they could save on rent/overhead/utilities, they shut down a bunch of these buildings and started a consolidation plan. Went to a business model for employees of 33% on site, 33% remote, and 33% hybrid for their office of the future state.
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2021, 03:47:15 PM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 09, 2021, 04:31:58 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2021, 06:39:28 PM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1469000339424747532?s=21What the freak is that?
Post by: Badger on December 09, 2021, 09:17:08 PM
What the freak is that?Island boys
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 19, 2022, 09:48:22 AM
Post by: Badger on January 19, 2022, 10:09:44 AM
Post by: Johnny English on January 19, 2022, 08:28:01 PM
/r/antiwork has been a fount of good content lately, no matter how cranky it makes JE.
It doesn't make me remotely cranky. I don't care if people choose to not do excrement jobs.
Post by: delavan on January 20, 2022, 06:15:25 PM
It doesn't make me remotely cranky. I don't care if people choose to not do excrement jobs.maybe up to a point..
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Master_Key_septic_tank_and_sewer_cleaner_%2881871%29.jpg/154px-Master_Key_septic_tank_and_sewer_cleaner_%2881871%29.jpg)
Post by: Badger on January 22, 2022, 10:06:30 PM
https://twitter.com/AskAManager/status/1484967544876408838?t=QIeQYTqekF3kutf6sgFGDw&s=19
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 22, 2022, 11:19:13 PM
Fweedom
https://twitter.com/AskAManager/status/1484967544876408838?t=QIeQYTqekF3kutf6sgFGDw&s=19
Disgraceful.
Post by: delavan on January 23, 2022, 10:55:51 AM
FweedomCannot see how this wouldn't be overturned on appeal. The tweet indicated "at will" employment which means that employers can fire their employees for any reason, i.e. without having to show 'just cause' provided the firing isn't illegal (because of race, gender, etc.). So if an employer is granted that much latitude then why shouldn't an employee have the right to tell an employer to kiss off for no reason at all (let alone for a better salary elsewhere). That's a horseshit move by the employer and a bullshlt court ruling. At the very least the workers should go on strike for the duration of the appeal process (and then some)..
https://twitter.com/AskAManager/status/1484967544876408838?t=QIeQYTqekF3kutf6sgFGDw&s=19
Post by: Badger on January 24, 2022, 07:17:25 PM
Post by: mj2sexay on January 24, 2022, 07:18:23 PM
(https://i.redd.it/buvd05809pd81.jpg)
Shouldn't have ever had an injunction to dismiss, what a crock of excrement.
Post by: Johnny English on January 24, 2022, 07:24:56 PM
Shouldn't have ever had an injunction to dismiss, what a crock of excrement.
So I'm curious, because I have no idea how this stuff works. Is there some kind of governing body of judges who now calls in the judge who issued the initial judgement and asks him what the freak he was thinking? Or is it jut a case of a excrement decision being overruled by someone more senior and that's how the system is supposed to work, no harm no foul?
Post by: Jumbo on January 24, 2022, 07:32:07 PM
So I'm curious, because I have no idea how this stuff works. Is there some kind of governing body of judges who now calls in the judge who issued the initial judgement and asks him what the freak he was thinking? Or is it jut a case of a excrement decision being overruled by someone more senior and that's how the system is supposed to work, no harm no foul?
Most of the time it's no harm no foul. If it's something especially egregious, federal judges can be impeached. For states, it depends on the jurisdiction. Judges can be recalled by public vote or often removed by a commission that's supposed to look at judge's performances and see if there's some sort of willful misconduct or dereliction of duty (which as you can imagine is quite rare). Most of the time a excrement decision isn't going to hit that bar for a commission since you can find some way to justify many things in a legal decision, but if the judge can be recalled/voted out somewhere that allows for that - like the Brock Turner judge - that is an option.
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 26, 2022, 07:42:45 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2022, 07:51:19 PM
So some random mod from r/antiwork got interviewed on Fox News, came in unprepared and absolutely bombed, the whole sub rebelled, and now the page has been nuked and set to private. Fun day.
I find it hard to believe that the person Fox ended up interviewing, a 30 year old transgender dogwalker who has vague notions of some day teaching philosophy and considers laziness a virtue (their words) wasn't a plant. But apparently they weren't.
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 26, 2022, 08:03:10 PM
I find it hard to believe that the person Fox ended up interviewing, a 30 year old transgender dogwalker who has vague notions of some day teaching philosophy and considers laziness a virtue (their words) wasn't a plant. But apparently they weren't.
I think Fox just did some basic research and picked the person they thought would have been the easiest to humiliate on camera.
Post by: Johnny English on January 26, 2022, 08:07:05 PM
I think Fox just did some basic research and picked the person they thought would have been the easiest to humiliate on camera.
The person they interviewed is the head mod on /r/antiwork, so they're the logical person they'd have gone to first. Maybe they just got lucky that they got the only mod who fits the caricature so well.....
Post by: ons on January 26, 2022, 10:16:47 PM
The person they interviewed is the head mod on /r/antiwork, so they're the logical person they'd have gone to first. Maybe they just got lucky that they got the only mod who fits the caricature so well.....
I don't know if it's luck so much as correctly guessing that the type of person who moderates big subreddits will be socially defective in some critical way. Although the extent to which they were right is pretty hilarious.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2022, 06:17:49 AM
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 27, 2022, 07:12:44 AM
Post by: mj2sexay on January 27, 2022, 07:37:50 AM
The person they interviewed is the head mod on /r/antiwork, so they're the logical person they'd have gone to first. Maybe they just got lucky that they got the only mod who fits the caricature so well.....
The head mod of /r/antiwork being a 30 year old transexual dog walker with absolutely no broader ambition but to "teach philosophy" is the most least surprising thing ever.
Welp.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/witness-can-confirm-matt-gaetz-was-told-he-had-sex-with-a-minor?ref=home (https://www.thedailybeast.com/witness-can-confirm-matt-gaetz-was-told-he-had-sex-with-a-minor?ref=home)
Ah yes, if there's an entity that's credible, it's anything owned, operated or having anything to do with Rick Wilson.
And it just so happens that Gaetz is on the house judiciary committee. Hmm.
Post by: reuben on January 27, 2022, 03:23:34 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on January 27, 2022, 03:24:41 PM
If for some reason Fox News ever decided they wanted to interview a representative of TJO, can we all just agree now that it must be dcm?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/83/55/818355812a5f49dc9c103d36c8da74ca.png)
Post by: Heismanberg on January 27, 2022, 03:25:09 PM
Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2022, 03:41:15 PM
If for some reason Fox News ever decided they wanted to interview a representative of TJO, can we all just agree now that it must be dcm?
No. If it's Fox calling we're giving them Badger. If MSNBC call they get mj.
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2022, 04:23:08 PM
If for some reason Fox News ever decided they wanted to interview a representative of TJO, can we all just agree now that it must be dcm?
No. If it's Fox calling we're giving them Badger. If MSNBC call they get mj.dcm can go on Rogan for us.
Post by: mj2sexay on January 27, 2022, 05:15:05 PM
If MSNBC call they get mj.
MJNBC, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!
If Maddow has one last lingering thread of heterosexuality, one look at me will snap it.
Post by: Johnny English on January 27, 2022, 05:35:19 PM
dcm can go on Rogan for us.
That would be the most confusing interview ever. Neither would have a clue what anyone was talking about including themselves.
Post by: Badger on January 27, 2022, 06:00:26 PM
That would be the most confusing interview ever. Neither would have a clue what anyone was talking about including themselves.(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/187/637/792.jpg)
Post by: dcm1602 on January 27, 2022, 06:50:36 PM
But at least most Americans read on a 3rd grade level so we can relate.
Post by: bojanglesman on January 27, 2022, 06:52:38 PM
Psh I'm obnoxious but I don't do conspiracy theory bullshit(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJlz_dLAPxs14GbPLXLse3kTOK6zHIFj94Ig&usqp=CAU)
But at least most Americans read on a 3rd grade level so we can relate.
Post by: Badger on February 02, 2022, 07:09:00 PM
https://twitter.com/KassiusKlay11/status/1488279563364880390?t=hV7COGrbWYPLZLwM7HdPgQ&s=19
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2022, 07:11:29 AM
Post by: bojanglesman on March 01, 2022, 07:19:30 AM
So we got our return to office date, 3/30. 2 days telework, 3 days in person. Not looking forward to lugging the laptop around again.I misread "in person" as "in prison". Maybe not.
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2022, 08:11:32 AM
I misread "in person" as "in prison". Maybe not.Thankfully I merely work 6 blocks away from a prison.
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2022, 10:55:19 AM
So we got our return to office date, 3/30. 2 days telework, 3 days in person. Not looking forward to lugging the laptop around again.
shitty deal.
We've been offered full autonomy on our work location. Come into the office anytime and/or work from home anytime. I hope it doesn't change. I really don't want to drive into work with gas prices so high.
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2022, 11:04:11 AM
shitty deal.Eventual return is inevitable for what I do, but date of return and number of days per week are both questionable. The handful of people currently going in already have been saying they aren't being given enough non-portable work to justify their presence there. In an 8 hr day about 6-7 hrs of it is stuff they could do remotely.
We've been offered full autonomy on our work location. Come into the office anytime and/or work from home anytime. I hope it doesn't change. I really don't want to drive into work with gas prices so high.
Post by: Heismanberg on March 01, 2022, 11:04:56 AM
I misread "in person" as "in prison". Maybe not.
What's the difference?
Post by: MBGreen on March 01, 2022, 11:08:13 AM
Eventual return is inevitable for what I do, but date of return and number of days per week are both questionable. The handful of people currently going in already have been saying they aren't being given enough non-portable work to justify their presence there. In an 8 hr day about 6-7 hrs of it is stuff they could do remotely.
thanks obama
Post by: Badger on March 01, 2022, 11:14:06 AM
thanks obamaThe funny thing is the office that existed 5 blocks from where I live was closed down under Obama. So the difficulties of my situation arguably are his fault.
Post by: mj2sexay on March 01, 2022, 11:53:23 AM
So we got our return to office date, 3/30. 2 days telework, 3 days in person. Not looking forward to lugging the laptop around again.
There's been rumblings we'll be mandated to return to the old 9-5 office hours, but our union is fighting it.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind it if we had the ability/autonomy to be able to work from home on days we don't have cases on. I think that will probably be the compromise.
Here's hoping the legislature kicks in that extra 10 g's to give us pay parity with ADA's...otherwise we're going to see a mass exodus of attorneys looking for either shorter commutes or remote work elsewhere.
Post by: Johnny English on March 05, 2022, 03:04:37 PM
https://www.iflscience.com/technology/company-offers-employees-pods-to-masturbate-in-complete-with-vr-headsets/
Post by: reuben on March 05, 2022, 03:11:29 PM
Prepare your resumes, gentlemen.
https://www.iflscience.com/technology/company-offers-employees-pods-to-masturbate-in-complete-with-vr-headsets/
Quote
four pods for its 200 employees
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Post by: Johnny English on March 05, 2022, 03:23:19 PM
(https://c.tenor.com/dpiyjj_vD5AAAAAd/gran-torino-clint-eastwood.gif)
Cunning plan to incentivise staff to get to work early.
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2022, 02:10:46 PM
thanks for listening.
Post by: bojanglesman on March 10, 2022, 02:39:00 PM
Tomorrow is payday
thanks for listening.
(https://c.tenor.com/I-iJWEoQ-JwAAAAM/payday-payday2.gif)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 10, 2022, 02:50:20 PM
Tomorrow is payday
When I was at Emerald, one of the janitors named Bulldog had no teeth but his favorite candy bar was Payday.
So he'd buy one from the vending machine every day and walk around with a Styrofoam cup.
He would break up the Payday into little pieces, gum them to death, and spit the peanuts into the cup.
Have a wonderful evening.
Post by: MBGreen on March 10, 2022, 02:53:06 PM
When I was at Emerald, one of the janitors named Bulldog had no teeth but his favorite candy bar was Payday.
So he'd buy one from the vending machine every day and walk around with a Styrofoam cup.
He would break up the Payday into little pieces, gum them to death, and spit the peanuts into the cup.
Have a wonderful evening.
It's decided...you need to go back to high school coaching
Post by: Badger on March 30, 2022, 06:38:37 AM
Post by: SixFeetDeep on June 07, 2022, 08:32:38 AM
Self-own hall of fame
Post by: CatoTheElder on June 07, 2022, 08:53:09 AM
https://twitter.com/hrpa/status/1533928385717620739?s=21&t=GF9OVut-of0jWCJJS5DSlg
Self-own hall of fame
Why do her eyes look like a bad CGI job?
Post by: Johnny English on June 07, 2022, 09:04:44 AM
https://twitter.com/hrpa/status/1533928385717620739?s=21&t=GF9OVut-of0jWCJJS5DSlg
Self-own hall of fame
She's very irritating and she's very stupid for posting that (and at a guess drunk), but she's not wrong.
If you've got outspoken political views, especially something as inflammatory as supporting the trucker protests, that are openly visible on social media, it will impact your chances of getting hired. That's doubly true in Ottawa where she is, which is very government-oriented and pretty much every job there is either working for the government or one step removed from the Feds. No one's hiring someone who openly supports such a massively partisan and unpopular event, because the optics and the risk of doing so are not good.
I use social media as one of the very first things to vet potential tenants. It is astonishing what people will post on their Facebook walls, with no privacy controls set up, for all the world to see. I had one woman apply for a property who had an avatar saying "Support Your Local Angels Chapter" and a variety of memes posted on her wall along the lines of "freak with me and find out". Yeah, like you're even getting an application form.
People are very stupid when it comes to social media. Lock that excrement down.
Post by: Heismanberg on June 11, 2022, 04:10:26 PM
Post by: d sw0rdz on June 11, 2022, 08:07:24 PM
https://twitter.com/rottenindenmark/status/1535495970892435457?s=21&t=fWowC8yq1dc9FFect3vxXQ
she confused bukkake for fugazi
Post by: Johnny English on June 21, 2022, 10:56:25 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 24, 2022, 08:49:52 PM
I gave my current employer of just shy of 20 years (September) a chance to offer me anything to keep me. My supervisor would've given me the moon, her boss, the CFO, said nope.
Happy trails. I start July 18th.
Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2022, 08:51:23 PM
Got a new job this week. Decent raise, superior benefits, fully remote.Good for you. No one is going to look out for you except you.
I gave my current employer of just shy of 20 years (September) a chance to offer me anything to keep me. My supervisor would've given me the moon, her boss, the CFO, said nope.
Happy trails. I start July 18th.
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 24, 2022, 08:51:24 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on June 24, 2022, 08:52:15 PM
Unrelatedly, the company did a happy hour Wednesday and BigBlocker just happened to be in town so he stopped by. I know people weren't fans, but he's actually a really nice guy.Does he still wanna have a gangbang with the Golden Girls?
Post by: Johnny English on June 24, 2022, 08:57:18 PM
Got a new job this week. Decent raise, superior benefits, fully remote.
I gave my current employer of just shy of 20 years (September) a chance to offer me anything to keep me. My supervisor would've given me the moon, her boss, the CFO, said nope.
Happy trails. I start July 18th.
Excellent, good luck man. I changed jobs 6 weeks ago, can't believe how much I'm enjoying it. I was at the same company for 14 years, it's hard to break the inertia but it's so liberating when you do.
Now come to the tailgate this year you turd. You can even bring the granny loving oddball if you want.
Post by: reuben on June 24, 2022, 10:13:51 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on June 24, 2022, 11:25:01 PM
Got a new job this week. Decent raise, superior benefits, fully remote.
I gave my current employer of just shy of 20 years (September) a chance to offer me anything to keep me. My supervisor would've given me the moon, her boss, the CFO, said nope.
Happy trails. I start July 18th.
Good for you. Hopefully you get some nice time off in between as well.
Post by: Badger on June 25, 2022, 06:42:43 AM
Unrelatedly, the company did a happy hour Wednesday and BigBlocker just happened to be in town so he stopped by. I know people weren't fans, but he's actually a really nice guy.Did you finally reveal your secret identity to him?
Congrats on the new job.
Post by: MBGreen on June 25, 2022, 07:53:37 AM
Got a new job this week. Decent raise, superior benefits, fully remote.Congrats dude...hopefully Oracle treats you well
I gave my current employer of just shy of 20 years (September) a chance to offer me anything to keep me. My supervisor would've given me the moon, her boss, the CFO, said nope.
Happy trails. I start July 18th.
Post by: MBGreen on June 25, 2022, 07:54:30 AM
Unrelatedly, the company did a happy hour Wednesday and BigBlocker just happened to be in town so he stopped by. I know people weren't fans, but he's actually a really nice guy.Is he finding more time to comb nursing homes for available hoo-ha?
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 25, 2022, 09:41:50 AM
Excellent, good luck man. I changed jobs 6 weeks ago, can't believe how much I'm enjoying it. I was at the same company for 14 years, it's hard to break the inertia but it's so liberating when you do.
Now come to the tailgate this year you turd. You can even bring the granny loving oddball if you want.
Wasn't gonna say anything and risk Heismanberg backing out, but I'm coming. I was coming all along.
Post by: AlioTheFool on June 25, 2022, 09:47:20 AM
Good for you. No one is going to look out for you except you.
Thanks man. That's what multiple people told me. Obviously, not my boss, but a lot of other folks were really happy for me.
Does he still wanna have a gangbang with the Golden Girls?
Haha, dude's loving retirement. He's traveling all over the country by car and loving it. Someone asked him if he ever missed work and he was like "Hell no, I wish I'd retired 10 years earlier!"
Good excrement Alio, congrats
Thanks!
Good for you. Hopefully you get some nice time off in between as well.
Thanks man. Actually, I had a week-long getaway the week of the 11th already planned, and they were cool about me starting the 18th to let me keep it.
Did you finally reveal your secret identity to him?
Congrats on the new job.
Lol, I did years ago while we were both still on TGG. Him and my boss never got along so we never really spoke, but I called him BigBlocker at a party once, and he wide-eyed me, then we bonded over the Jets.
Congrats dude...hopefully Oracle treats you well
Lol, digging in even further to the superior MS tech! And thanks!
Post by: Badger on July 14, 2022, 11:58:26 AM
Post by: Badger on August 23, 2022, 03:13:04 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1561855520884936704?t=TLnVEBTWCyqM8eqSTfJ9Fw&s=19
Post by: reuben on August 23, 2022, 04:02:14 PM
Out of touch coastal elites
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1561855520884936704?t=TLnVEBTWCyqM8eqSTfJ9Fw&s=19
Jayne Cobb is a douchenozzle IRL
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2022, 12:45:20 PM
Post by: MBGreen on August 24, 2022, 01:13:17 PM
One of my coworkers just revealed that he's been logging into the VPN we use for telework even when he's in the office. And when told it was unnecessary to do that he doubled down and insisted it is.
I work with imbeciles too
Post by: Badger on September 20, 2022, 02:28:11 PM
Post by: delavan on September 20, 2022, 04:30:59 PM
Yesterday our manager called each of the Asian women in the office by the other one's name. She's been with us since early 2019 so she's not new, and she's not old enough to excuse a senior moment. They're both fairly pissed at her.Whoa, that is truly awful
freak you round eyes!
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Post by: CatoTheElder on September 20, 2022, 05:07:55 PM
Yesterday our manager called each of the Asian women in the office by the other one's name. She's been with us since early 2019 so she's not new, and she's not old enough to excuse a senior moment. They're both fairly pissed at her.
LOL, HR?
Post by: steves850 on September 22, 2022, 12:40:01 PM
Yesterday our manager called each of the Asian women in the office by the other one's name. She's been with us since early 2019 so she's not new, and she's not old enough to excuse a senior moment. They're both fairly pissed at her.
Must be in the air this week, was in an all hands IT meeting this week and the topic of a transgender employee and changing her name system-wide came up. My boss went on a transphobic rant for a few minutes before someone spoke up with "well, how do we handle this when someone gets married?"
Post by: Heismanberg on September 22, 2022, 12:53:29 PM
Must be in the air this week, was in an all hands IT meeting this week and the topic of a transgender employee and changing her name system-wide came up. My boss went on a transphobic rant for a few minutes before someone spoke up with "well, how do we handle this when someone gets married?"
And your boss is still ...your boss... after the rant?
Post by: steves850 on September 22, 2022, 12:54:19 PM
And your boss is still ...your boss... after the rant?
I have not seen a deprovision ticket come thru just yet.
Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2022, 12:56:30 PM
I have not seen a deprovision ticket come thru just yet.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Deprovision his user credentials, change your own security credentials, take his office.
Post by: Heismanberg on September 22, 2022, 12:56:32 PM
Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2022, 12:58:02 PM
Someone at my previous company got fired on Monday for playing a clip from Glengarry Glen Ross in a morning Zoom meeting.
Was it for being a cliched hack? Does this person also have a quote from Art Of War in their email signature?
Post by: MBGreen on September 22, 2022, 01:00:48 PM
Someone at my previous company got fired on Monday for playing a clip from Glengarry Glen Ross in a morning Zoom meeting.
Coffee is for closers
Post by: Heismanberg on September 22, 2022, 01:29:10 PM
Was it for being a cliched hack? Does this person also have a quote from Art Of War in their email signature?
Someone (an old lady) got offended by the language and went to HR. He was a douchebag and almost certainly loves Art of War.
Post by: delavan on September 22, 2022, 01:36:18 PM
Coffee is for closersAnd motorboatin's for floaters - ('so what'd you learn at school today junior?') : )
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1571000628851396609
(and yes I know it's Andy ngo and all...)
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2022, 02:05:48 PM
Someone at my previous company got fired on Monday for playing a clip from Glengarry Glen Ross in a morning Zoom meeting.
Was it for being a cliched hack? Does this person also have a quote from Art Of War in their email signature?If this happened to me I'd be too ashamed to admit the truth and would just tell people I got caught stealing from the company.
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2022, 02:07:13 PM
"I got ADHD not HI-fuckin-V!"
Post by: Johnny English on September 22, 2022, 02:09:11 PM
Someone (an old lady) got offended by the language and went to HR. He was a douchebag and almost certainly loves Art of War.
I know someone who loves to use the expression "excellence is not a one time occurrence" in meetings and it takes all my willpower not to reply with "nor is telling you to freak off".
Post by: Badger on September 22, 2022, 02:14:39 PM
I know someone who loves to use the expression "excellence is not a one time occurrence" in meetings and it takes all my willpower not to reply with "nor is telling you to freak off".I just finished the book Anansi Boys and the protagonist's boss speaks almost entirely in insufferable cliches.
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2022, 06:43:17 AM
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2022, 06:54:24 AM
So I basically quiet quit at the end of March when we got forced back into commuting some days, and somehow my performance review score went up. What.
Just smile, nod, and enjoy whatever treasures they bestow upon you.
Post by: guinness77 on October 21, 2022, 07:42:28 AM
So I basically quiet quit at the end of March when we got forced back into commuting some days, and somehow my performance review score went up. What.I’d like to talk to you about your TPS reports…
Post by: Badger on October 21, 2022, 08:27:00 AM
I’d like to talk to you about your TPS reports…I was actually thinking about that movie during my morning dump.
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2022, 08:31:25 AM
I was actually thinking about that movie during my morning dump.
i hope you wiped your derriere with 37 pieces of flair.
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 21, 2022, 06:25:59 PM
So now, I take my sick days on "mandatory" in-office days. (In quotes because none of the C-suite folks come in every "mandatory" day.) And I do nothing those days. I don't even respond to email unless it's my direct supervisor (who I'd run through a wall for).
For a year and a half I put in 10, 16, sometimes even literally 20 hour days working remotely during the pandemic. Then when I really need it, and want to work I get denied. Okay. Don't expect me after 8 hours of work, or during any of my PTO.
It's not #QuietQuitting it's #ActYourWage
Post by: MBGreen on October 21, 2022, 07:02:36 PM
My wife had back surgery last week. She's getting better but is in bad shape. My employer, who I went back to after leaving in July, denied my request to work fully remote for a couple of months so I could take care of her. I was told to use sick/personal/vacation, and if I run out, apply for Family Leave.Private sector IT employers are freaking ruthless.
So now, I take my sick days on "mandatory" in-office days. (In quotes because none of the C-suite folks come in every "mandatory" day.) And I do nothing those days. I don't even respond to email unless it's my direct supervisor (who I'd run through a wall for).
For a year and a half I put in 10, 16, sometimes even literally 20 hour days working remotely during the pandemic. Then when I really need it, and want to work I get denied. Okay. Don't expect me after 8 hours of work, or during any of my PTO.
It's not #QuietQuitting it's #ActYourWage
I wish Mrs.alio a quick recovery.
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 21, 2022, 07:27:42 PM
Private sector IT employers are freaking ruthless.
I wish Mrs.alio a quick recovery.
Thanks brother. One day at a time.
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2022, 10:45:28 AM
https://madison.com/news/local/man-who-wore-hitler-costume-for-halloween-%20%20fired-from-his-job/article_f717f4bf-9f66-5adc-9509-acce4cfbe80c.html
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 02, 2022, 10:56:56 AM
Anti-cancel culture warriors, rise up
https://madison.com/news/local/man-who-wore-hitler-costume-for-halloween-%20%20fired-from-his-job/article_f717f4bf-9f66-5adc-9509-acce4cfbe80c.html
That dude is dumb dumb
Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2022, 10:38:46 AM
Post by: steves850 on December 03, 2022, 12:08:51 PM
Continuing education is difficult.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221203/fa0e9de7359b14eae9d95779eca4a5b2.jpg)
What are you using and what are you studying?
I got a Udemy Business account for everyone in my IT department. Numbers look good and the feedback is all positive.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2022, 01:15:37 PM
What are you using and what are you studying?
I got a Udemy Business account for everyone in my IT department. Numbers look good and the feedback is all positive.
I'm drinking beer at a swim up bar in the Turks and Caicos and cramming in my 15 hours of CE I have to do before the end of the year. The conference is here, in person. Rest assured I'll be streaming the Jets game while I learn about dog nuts or whatever it is I do for a living.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221203/613a3ead4d7bc6eae4115c4ac9026cdf.jpg)
Post by: Libero_2 on December 03, 2022, 03:23:05 PM
I'm drinking beer at a swim up bar in the Turks and Caicos and cramming in my 15 hours of CE I have to do before the end of the year. The conference is here, in person. Rest assured I'll be streaming the Jets game while I learn about dog nuts or whatever it is I do for a living.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221203/613a3ead4d7bc6eae4115c4ac9026cdf.jpg)
I am undoubtedly in the wrong profession
Jesus Christ that seems like a nice perk
Post by: bojanglesman on December 03, 2022, 06:22:37 PM
I am undoubtedly in the wrong profession
Jesus Christ that seems like a nice perk
I'm leaving out details, company didn't pay for all of it, I decided to go somewhere nicer than normal and I paid for the difference beyond what I usually spend on CE for the year. I wish they paid for all of it, that would be nice.
Post by: Libero_2 on December 03, 2022, 06:46:05 PM
I'm leaving out details, company didn't pay for all of it, I decided to go somewhere nicer than normal and I paid for the difference beyond what I usually spend on CE for the year. I wish they paid for all of it, that would be nice.
The closest thing I got to a partially paid work excursion was when my school sent me over the bridge into DC to the Smithsonian where I got a per dime for lunch for the week.
I think you are doing just fine.
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2022, 09:51:28 AM
The closest thing I got to a partially paid work excursion was when my school sent me over the bridge into DC to the Smithsonian where I got a per dime for lunch for the week.My most exotic work trip was to Naperville, IL in the month of January.
I think you are doing just fine.
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2022, 10:16:09 AM
I've also been sent to Toronto multiple times, and once to Vancouver.
Post by: Heismanberg on December 04, 2022, 10:16:51 AM
Phoenix tonight for a week then NYC the following week. Hopefully I won't have to go anywhere again until March or April.
PHX this time of year is awesome though.
Post by: bojanglesman on December 04, 2022, 10:17:22 AM
My most exotic work trip was to Naperville, IL in the month of January.Weird, my friends just move there.
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2022, 10:28:45 AM
Weird, my friends just move there.I thought we were your friends
Post by: bojanglesman on December 04, 2022, 10:35:59 AM
I thought we were your friends
Congrats on the move!
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2022, 10:38:01 AM
Congrats on the move!MB would thrive there. He'd be the fittest person in town.
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2022, 10:42:10 AM
MB would thrive there. He'd be the fittest person in town.No Arbys...no MB
Post by: delavan on December 04, 2022, 10:58:35 AM
No Arbys...no MByr good https://locations.arbys.com/az/phoenix/
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2022, 11:02:54 AM
No Arbys...no MB(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221204/84106c99785a543fc9b0ebf6299c4e6d.jpg)
Post by: MBGreen on December 04, 2022, 11:03:09 AM
Post by: Badger on December 04, 2022, 11:24:31 AM
Post by: mj2sexay on December 05, 2022, 10:37:05 PM
Was thinking about making a move to greener pastures, but I can definitely make it work on the salary until the next wage reopener. Hopefully this leads to bigger hiring classes because we're just woefully understaffed right now.
Post by: Badger on December 05, 2022, 10:39:33 PM
13k raise retroactive to the beginning of the year with a fat retro check coming on 12/30, lets goooooooooo.All that coffee maker chicken paid off!
Was thinking about making a move to greener pastures, but I can definitely make it work on the salary until the next wage reopener. Hopefully this leads to bigger hiring classes because we're just woefully understaffed right now.
Post by: mj2sexay on December 05, 2022, 10:41:26 PM
All that coffee maker chicken paid off!
I've been on the Burger King, 7 dollars for a big king, quarter pounder and large fries plan for months now. Classic legal aid fare when you're looking to stretch a dollar.
Honey, we're upgrading to Shake Shack!!!
Post by: MBGreen on December 06, 2022, 07:15:01 AM
13k raise retroactive to the beginning of the year with a fat retro check coming on 12/30, lets goooooooooo.
Was thinking about making a move to greener pastures, but I can definitely make it work on the salary until the next wage reopener. Hopefully this leads to bigger hiring classes because we're just woefully understaffed right now.
congrats mang. I'm a big fan of money, this is a nice early xmas present for you.
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2022, 08:23:03 AM
I've been on the Burger King, 7 dollars for a big king, quarter pounder and large fries plan for months now. Classic legal aid fare when you're looking to stretch a dollar.Since I lug my laptop around on my commute now I stopped bringing lunch from home, I gave BK a shot a few times but the one by my office is just a mess. The few extra $ for the Shake Shack next door is worth it.
Honey, we're upgrading to Shake Shack!!!
Post by: MBGreen on December 06, 2022, 08:27:25 AM
Since I lug my laptop around on my commute now I stopped bringing lunch from home, I gave BK a shot a few times but the one by my office is just a mess. The few extra $ for the Shake Shack next door is worth it.
Arbys would treat you so much better
Post by: steves850 on December 06, 2022, 01:55:49 PM
I'm drinking beer at a swim up bar in the Turks and Caicos and cramming in my 15 hours of CE I have to do before the end of the year. The conference is here, in person. Rest assured I'll be streaming the Jets game while I learn about dog nuts or whatever it is I do for a living.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20221203/613a3ead4d7bc6eae4115c4ac9026cdf.jpg)
Right before the pandemic I went to Orlando for a conference\CE. I went to the party and one class then flew my wife down and we went to Universal Studios.
I've switched companies since then and now the only work trip I get is to Jersey City....
Bonus: here's a sexy picture of me on the beach for the conference:
(https://i.imgur.com/sehQUtp.jpg)
Post by: Gorilla on December 06, 2022, 02:47:06 PM
13k raise retroactive to the beginning of the year with a fat retro check coming on 12/30, lets goooooooooo.
Was thinking about making a move to greener pastures, but I can definitely make it work on the salary until the next wage reopener. Hopefully this leads to bigger hiring classes because we're just woefully understaffed right now.
Holy cow, dude, congrats!
My valuable financial advice: Wendy's coupons are no joke, and it's superior to BK imo. And the Peppermint Frosty is insane.
Post by: mj2sexay on December 06, 2022, 06:27:50 PM
congrats mang. I'm a big fan of money, this is a nice early xmas present for you.
Thank you sir. The money is going to be clutch, and it'll also make the office competitive in terms of going out and hiring the staff we desperately need. I feel like as much as I want to dive into every case, I have to pay more attention to the ones I know are going to litigation (motions, hearings) and I freaking hate it. But there's only so many hours in the day.
Luckily on top of the raise, the Union negotiated case caps starting in the new year.
Since I lug my laptop around on my commute now I stopped bringing lunch from home, I gave BK a shot a few times but the one by my office is just a mess. The few extra $ for the Shake Shack next door is worth it.
::insert Francesa shake shack bread rant::
I love the Shack, there's one close by at the local mall, but the BK is right next door and the app throws me free fries every time I go. Between that and the two for 7 deal, I can't find a better value. Shake Shack is absolutely a cut above though and imho shits on other spots like Five Guys.
Holy cow, dude, congrats!
My valuable financial advice: Wendy's coupons are no joke, and it's superior to BK imo. And the Peppermint Frosty is insane.
Wendys in general I find to be far superior to BK, but I ran out of their coupons. I haven't tried the peppermint frosty yet, but the strawberry frosty over the summer was absolutely delicious to the point my wife would get grossed out because I'd Belgium dip it.
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 07, 2022, 08:06:24 AM
I bring a salad to work every day. You can also hit the deli counter once a week, and buy enough cold cuts and cheese for 5 sandwiches for probably what you spend in a day on fast food, though processed meat isn't really better than a Big Mac
Post by: MBGreen on December 07, 2022, 08:28:09 AM
You guys need to start eating like grownups
I bring a salad to work every day. You can also hit the deli counter once a week, and buy enough cold cuts and cheese for 5 sandwiches for probably what you spend in a day on fast food, though processed meat isn't really better than a Big Mac
thanks dad
Post by: Badger on December 07, 2022, 08:36:46 AM
You guys need to start eating like grownupsRight now for my 3 office days I cycle between halal cart ($8), deli sandwich ($7-$8), and then the remaining day is a wild card. I try to churn through the apps for a decent deal like 10 off 15 and then I can splurge for sushi or something.
I bring a salad to work every day. You can also hit the deli counter once a week, and buy enough cold cuts and cheese for 5 sandwiches for probably what you spend in a day on fast food, though processed meat isn't really better than a Big Mac
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 07, 2022, 08:43:47 AM
thanks dad
FTR, I eat awful on the weekend. I eat BK, McD's, Wendy's, Arby's, pizza, Dominoes, whatever
But during the week, I cook dinner, and I bring food from home. Partially for health reasons, but mostly because it's so much cheaper
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 07, 2022, 08:45:54 AM
Right now for my 3 office days I cycle between halal cart ($8), deli sandwich ($7-$8), and then the remaining day is a wild card. I try to churn through the apps for a decent deal like 10 off 15 and then I can splurge for sushi or something.
Yeah, I spend ~$20-25 on salad ingredients each week. But that gets me 5* days of lunch rather than just the 3 in-office days. Just economical (and the health benefit doesn't hurt)
*I wind up with salad on the weekend too
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2022, 06:49:39 AM
Post by: steves850 on December 08, 2022, 10:23:15 AM
Accidentally startled a trainee on her way into the office today and she dropped a whole iced coffee right at the entrance. I can still see it happening in slo-mo. Utta disastah.
You're a fuckin monster.
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2022, 10:31:56 AM
You're a fuckin monster.
the story isn't complete until Badger buys an iced coffee in front of her, and heads to his cubicle.
Post by: steves850 on December 08, 2022, 12:40:22 PM
the story isn't complete until Badger buys an iced coffee in front of her, and heads to his cubicle.
"So again, sorry about your coffee."
*sips*
Post by: Johnny English on December 08, 2022, 12:45:52 PM
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2022, 12:53:09 PM
"So again, sorry about your coffee."
*sips*
"do you mind cleaning this up? thanks a bunch"
*walks away*
added the 3rd act.
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2022, 12:57:32 PM
added the 3rd act.I put some paper towels on the floor and then finished my walk to the bathroom.
Post by: steves850 on December 08, 2022, 01:01:35 PM
I put some paper towels on the floor and then finished my walk to the bathroom.
You're like my kids. My daughter put a half a roll of paper towel over the soda she spilled and left it... I would have been pissed if I wasn't confused...
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 08, 2022, 01:20:35 PM
Did you look down at the spill, then back to her and say "You gonna clean that up?"
Post by: MBGreen on December 08, 2022, 01:24:12 PM
I put some paper towels on the floor and then finished my walk to the bathroom.
(https://i.imgur.com/LM0rGXs.gif)
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2022, 02:59:15 PM
I just want to know, BadgerI think I said "oh excrement lemme get some paper towels"
Did you look down at the spill, then back to her and say "You gonna clean that up?"
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2022, 03:03:43 PM
You're like my kids. My daughter put a half a roll of paper towel over the soda she spilled and left it... I would have been pissed if I wasn't confused...5 minutes before I was supposed to be out the door this morning I found a hairball on the rug and also did a very half-assed scrape, spray, cover routine.
Post by: Badger on December 17, 2022, 09:38:55 AM
Post by: MBGreen on December 17, 2022, 11:08:27 AM
Not a huge change - back in 2020 when I got promoted it was on a yearly renewal basis, but on Thursday they made me permanent. They could have strung me along for up to 5 years but made me permanent after 2 which is nice.
congrats on the sex
Post by: Heismanberg on December 17, 2022, 09:31:58 PM
Not a huge change - back in 2020 when I got promoted it was on a yearly renewal basis, but on Thursday they made me permanent. They could have strung me along for up to 5 years but made me permanent after 2 which is nice.
awesome
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 17, 2022, 10:03:49 PM
One of my coworkers just revealed that he's been logging into the VPN we use for telework even when he's in the office. And when told it was unnecessary to do that he doubled down and insisted it is.
I’m on team VPN guy
Post by: IATA on December 18, 2022, 01:38:32 PM
Not a huge change - back in 2020 when I got promoted it was on a yearly renewal basis, but on Thursday they made me permanent. They could have strung me along for up to 5 years but made me permanent after 2 which is nice.
way to go bud
Post by: Badger on January 05, 2023, 09:40:11 AM
Post by: delavan on January 05, 2023, 01:56:47 PM
Not a huge change - back in 2020 when I got promoted it was on a yearly renewal basis, but on Thursday they made me permanent. They could have strung me along for up to 5 years but made me permanent after 2 which is nice.Didn’t see this until today - belated congrats 🍾
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2023, 11:55:19 AM
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2023/1/12/23546379/job-interviewing-applying-exhausting-tests-employment
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2023, 12:27:04 PM
Nightmare excrement
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2023/1/12/23546379/job-interviewing-applying-exhausting-tests-employment
We are interviewing for our Q1 class. It's probably only going to a class of 10-12. We have 400 applicants that have to be screened.
Each applicant has to go through a 30 minute screen with the recruiter/talent lead. If they pass that, they come to me for a 30 minute intro. I pass them to our trainer for a skills assessment/sales acumen test.
That's not all.
If they make it through, they go to my boss at a future date for a 30 minute interview and then 30 minutes with three of our senior advisors for a peer panel interview.
Wait, there's more!
Finally, they go to our CEO for another 30 minute interview. After that, everyone meets up in a Zoom meeting and we argue about the candidate.
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2023, 12:30:18 PM
We are interviewing for our Q1 class. It's probably only going to a class of 10-12. We have 400 applicants that have to be screened.
Each applicant has to go through a 30 minute screen with the recruiter/talent lead. If they pass that, they come to me for a 30 minute intro. I pass them to our trainer for a skills assessment/sales acumen test.
That's not all.
If they make it through, they go to my boss at a future date for a 30 minute interview and then 30 minutes with three of our senior advisors for a peer panel interview.
Wait, there's more!
Finally, they go to our CEO for another 30 minute interview. After that, everyone meets up in a Zoom meeting and we argue about the candidate.
#OverkillSZN
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2023, 12:37:28 PM
#OverkillSZN
it's all very stupid
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 13, 2023, 12:43:08 PM
Nightmare excrement
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2023/1/12/23546379/job-interviewing-applying-exhausting-tests-employment
Awful
I had 4-5 rounds of interviews for each of 3 jobs I applied to last year. That was in addition to the initial calls with the recruiters. 2 of the places ghosted me, though I was relentless and kept calling and emailing until I got a direct answer.
The one I eventually took wound up being less than ideal. There was zero training. I didn't even speak to my manager for the first time until I'd been there over a week. I gave it 2 months and wound up back at my former employer. I'm planning to stay here now for the foreseeable future.
Post by: Johnny English on January 13, 2023, 04:27:07 PM
I did know my boss from a previous company so that probably helped, but a lot of the time it's possible to cut through a lot of the corporate bullshit if you're motivated to.
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2023, 07:16:20 AM
He's been sitting at a desk next to one of my coworkers, who can't stand this. As a last resort he loosened the Ethernet cable at that desk, in the hopes the new guy would sit somewhere else. This only resulted in having a cubicle neighbor who burps, farts, and raises his voice at the helpdesk on the phone.
Post by: Johnny English on March 09, 2023, 07:20:14 AM
My office hired a new guy who burps and farts unrestrained.That's funny but it would also pee me off intensely if I was sharing an office with him.
He's been sitting at a desk next to one of my coworkers, who can't stand this. As a last resort he loosened the Ethernet cable at that desk, in the hopes the new guy would sit somewhere else. This only resulted in having a cubicle neighbor who burps, farts, and raises his voice at the helpdesk on the phone.
Post by: MBGreen on March 09, 2023, 07:28:52 AM
My office hired a new guy who burps and farts unrestrained.
He's been sitting at a desk next to one of my coworkers, who can't stand this. As a last resort he loosened the Ethernet cable at that desk, in the hopes the new guy would sit somewhere else. This only resulted in having a cubicle neighbor who burps, farts, and raises his voice at the helpdesk on the phone.
Oh cool...when did you guys hire Bojanglesman?
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2023, 08:14:02 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 31, 2023, 09:01:18 AM
One of my coworkers has made it through the entire month of March without noticing her desk calendar still says February. Wonder how far this can go.
Why does anyone still have a desk calendar?
Post by: Badger on March 31, 2023, 09:12:33 AM
Why does anyone still have a desk calendar?For the animals bruh(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230331/13cea7704fcad83deb7248a96a5a5963.jpg)
Post by: Heismanberg on March 31, 2023, 09:13:56 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2023, 09:43:44 AM
Why does anyone still have a desk calendar?To remember what the date is
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2023, 09:44:13 AM
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2023, 09:54:25 AM
I’m doing very well, for around here at least, financially, I’m in my pension building years, finally, and doing something I like a bit, but I’m averaging like 60 hours a week for more than a year now, not to mention that I regularly work weekends overnight, and it’s really starting to add up. Like, I’m kinda used to it but we’re going to Florida next Tuesday and I can’t wait to get the freak outta here and not have any work or kid stuff (school/sports/dance) on my plate for 6 days.Pension building years are the best
Post by: guinness77 on March 31, 2023, 10:12:57 AM
Pension building years are the bestThat’s why, for the most part, I’m taking all this work. I’m already vested at like 46% now. I have less than 9 years so I should be looking at 65-66% if I live that long.
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 31, 2023, 10:19:48 AM
To remember what the date is
Do you still have a Casio on your wrist too?
Post by: MBGreen on March 31, 2023, 10:26:53 AM
Do you still have a Casio on your wrist too?It's a qbert watch
Post by: delavan on March 31, 2023, 06:33:52 PM
It's a qbertwatchA Qbert?
[img] https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/DJ_Q-bert_in_France.jpg/320px-DJ_Q-bert_in_France.jpg[/
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2023, 07:53:40 AM
Post by: MBGreen on April 05, 2023, 08:08:49 AM
Got promoted to supervisor. Lateral pay move but it opens up more ways to get to the next pay grade, and I'll be at another office about 20 minutes closer to home. I've worked for that manager before so I know what to expect. My telework drops from 2 days a week to 1 but it is what it is.CAN I CALL...MORE OFTEN?
also congrats
Post by: Heismanberg on April 05, 2023, 08:12:47 AM
Got promoted to supervisor. Lateral pay move but it opens up more ways to get to the next pay grade, and I'll be at another office about 20 minutes closer to home. I've worked for that manager before so I know what to expect. My telework drops from 2 days a week to 1 but it is what it is.
CAN I CALL
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2023, 08:38:36 AM
CAN I CALL...MORE OFTEN?
also congrats
CAN I CALLMy special trainee cannot call me anymore.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 05, 2023, 09:55:43 AM
Got promoted to supervisor. Lateral pay move but it opens up more ways to get to the next pay grade, and I'll be at another office about 20 minutes closer to home. I've worked for that manager before so I know what to expect. My telework drops from 2 days a week to 1 but it is what it is.
Congrats?
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2023, 09:58:43 AM
Congrats?I do have some mixed feelings about it but ultimately it's a step forward and a good thing.
Several people at my office are gonna be devastated that I'm leaving.
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 05, 2023, 12:31:32 PM
I do have some mixed feelings about it but ultimately it's a step forward and a good thing.
Same money, more responsibility, less flexibility. Do you work at my place?
Several people at my office are gonna be devastated that I'm leaving.
"Who's gonna do all the work now?!"
Seriously though, congrats. I hope it results in more money soon.
Post by: Badger on April 05, 2023, 12:37:05 PM
Post by: Badger on June 19, 2023, 07:56:27 AM
https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/254594/california-restaurant-had-a-fake-priest-hear-workers-confessions-labor-department-says
Post by: Heismanberg on June 19, 2023, 07:57:51 AM
Small business owners are the backbone of this country
https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/254594/california-restaurant-had-a-fake-priest-hear-workers-confessions-labor-department-says
The Rehearsal S2
Post by: Badger on July 25, 2023, 11:40:12 AM
Post by: Badger on August 02, 2023, 12:52:12 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2023, 03:24:05 PM
I'm going to sound a lot like Koz, but we're in deep excrement. A culture in decline.
Post by: CatoTheElder on August 03, 2023, 03:30:13 PM
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2023, 03:34:34 PM
I've noticed that everyone seems to use the exact same rejection email. Almost no variation whatsoever.
ChatGPT?
Post by: Jumbo on August 03, 2023, 03:52:29 PM
Interviewing SDRs for the fall. Mostly recent college grads that are trying to get their foot in the door. Everybody has to start somewhere...but I just interviewed a 20 year old that had "math" and "serving food" as skills on his resume.
I'm going to sound a lot like Koz, but we're in deep excrement. A culture in decline.
You're reminding me of a resume we received last year from a college student, which I'm 99% sure was real:
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429018056627322881/934638071113195560/weaknesses.png)
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429018056627322881/934646988358688848/popcorn.png)
Post by: Heismanberg on August 03, 2023, 03:54:54 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429018056627322881/934638071113195560/weaknesses.png)
Dealing with liars is hilarious
"The projectionist told me that Cillian Murphy hangs dong!"
Post by: Jumbo on August 03, 2023, 03:57:25 PM
Dealing with liars is hilarious
"The projectionist told me that Cillian Murphy hangs dong!"
Notable other lines:
"Major: Payne (Psychology)"
"I worked extremely well with others but even better alone"
Post by: AlioTheFool on August 03, 2023, 04:46:45 PM
"I'm a problem-solver and calm under pressure" (I once helped start a campfire at Boy Scout camp even though the wood was wet.)
"I'm a wiz with MS Office" (I typed all of my school papers in MS Word.)
"I pivot fast with change" (I always play the newest characters in Fortnite.)
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2023, 02:11:01 PM
Bonus points if you guess how they're saying it.
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2023, 02:12:07 PM
Have you guys ever worked with people who can't pronounce "fiscal"?
Bonus points if you guess how they're saying it.
i'm too busy working with people who don't know how to reboot their computers.
Post by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2023, 02:26:08 PM
Have you guys ever worked with people who can't pronounce "fiscal"?
Bonus points if you guess how they're saying it.
fy-scal
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2023, 02:26:59 PM
fy-scalNot quite.
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2023, 02:28:12 PM
How does this person know how to chew his food?
Post by: Heismanberg on August 09, 2023, 02:31:36 PM
I told a user this morning to minimize his window on his PC and he responded with silence. "Dude, just shrink your window so i can see your desktop"....nothing.
and then he held his nuts up to the webcam and you paid him $8 for the content
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2023, 02:32:07 PM
and then he held his nuts up to the webcam and you paid him $8 for the contentThanks for the glizzy
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2023, 02:35:47 PM
and then he held his nuts up to the webcam and you paid him $8 for the content
too pricey, blu
Post by: reuben on August 09, 2023, 02:50:06 PM
Have you guys ever worked with people who can't pronounce "fiscal"?
Bonus points if you guess how they're saying it.
fissile
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2023, 03:58:54 PM
fy-scalflarf
Post by: Badger on August 09, 2023, 04:10:05 PM
fy-scal
fissile
flarfFisical. Like physical. The physical year.
Post by: MBGreen on August 09, 2023, 04:29:58 PM
Fisical. Like physical. The physical year.I was close
Post by: reuben on August 09, 2023, 07:23:45 PM
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2023, 10:16:39 AM
Fisical. Like physical. The physical year.I am working for a grand total of 2 hours today and the first half of it is a training being run by this person again.
She just used the metaphor "split the baby" to explain something and now the term has been repeated about a dozen times.
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2023, 10:20:10 AM
Tldr: waahhhh
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2023, 10:21:43 AM
I have the worst cold, thankfully not COVID. Between the game and feeling like derriere, I slept about 3 hours. Now I have to muddle my way through the day because I'm the only doc here today. Feel like I'm thinking through snot.Yeah I got home around 1 and couldn't convince myself to try sleeping until 3. Woke up at 7 to get the kids ready for school and then sulked til 11 when I logged on.
Tldr: waahhhh
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2023, 10:27:39 AM
Yeah I got home around 1 and couldn't convince myself to try sleeping until 3. Woke up at 7 to get the kids ready for school and then sulked til 11 when I logged on.
Being a fan of this team has helped me in my job in that nothing fazes me anymore. I've seen it all.
Post by: steves850 on September 12, 2023, 10:36:23 AM
Yeah I got home around 1 and couldn't convince myself to try sleeping until 3. Woke up at 7 to get the kids ready for school and then sulked til 11 when I logged on.
We're researching a new IAM tool, it's my project to implement. The tech at one of the potential vendors has been presenting for over an hour and I just cannot focus. Hope this is the right solution to implement...
Post by: bojanglesman on September 12, 2023, 10:39:48 AM
We're researching a new IAM tool, it's my project to implement. The tech at one of the potential vendors has been presenting for over an hour and I just cannot focus. Hope this is the right solution to implement...
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6d/6dd05274abd05c3dfedb7edf18f276bd381f74391c02c0e0d81dbbf6a1fa9129.jpg)
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 12, 2023, 11:55:37 AM
Post by: guinness77 on September 12, 2023, 11:55:43 AM
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 12, 2023, 12:09:08 PM
After one year qualified in my department you become “step-up supervisor” certified, whatever the freak that means, and I’ve been supervisor since last Wednesday and we’ve had a tree fall on the tracks and a fire near the tracks one day, a derailment in probably one of the worst locations possible and a bridge strike in another bad location in that time and I still have the rest of this week to look forward to. And, they force you to be supervisor, you don’t get a choice. It’s $4 something more an hour but it’s really not worth it.
We need a freaking support line for this board. Good luck man.
Post by: guinness77 on September 12, 2023, 12:11:45 PM
We need a freaking support line for this board. Good luck man.You’ll get a kick out of this because I know how much you love the MTA. I’m in control of the LIRR’s Twitter/email stuff when I’m supervising. I don’t actually answer the tweets, that’s not my department, but any delay tweets and updates and our App (especially) is our responsibility. Ever since Grand Central opened in February, we’ve been busy.
Post by: AlioTheFool on September 12, 2023, 12:18:28 PM
You’ll get a kick out of this because I know how much you love the MTA. I’m in control of the LIRR’s Twitter/email stuff when I’m supervising. I don’t actually answer the tweets, that’s not my department, but any delay tweets and updates and our App (especially) is our responsibility. Ever since Grand Central opened in February, we’ve been busy.
Good lord! Do they give you a whiskey stipend?
I thankfully haven't taken a train in years. I think maybe once or twice since RTO. It's insanely expensive and slow, but the express bus is far better to sit on than standing on a packed train stuck in a tunnel.
Post by: Badger on September 12, 2023, 06:22:09 PM
https://twitter.com/FinancialReview/status/1701440109948887057?t=MAIUjUTiYfGb56wpZYp8mg&s=19
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1701658625280704599?t=BJ7JWkI8XnQ39MPjyj1dyw&s=19
Post by: CatoTheElder on September 12, 2023, 06:41:43 PM
May I interest some of you in becoming radicalized?
https://twitter.com/FinancialReview/status/1701440109948887057?t=MAIUjUTiYfGb56wpZYp8mg&s=19
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1701658625280704599?t=BJ7JWkI8XnQ39MPjyj1dyw&s=19
Ew.
Post by: AlioTheFool on October 04, 2023, 02:42:18 PM
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2023, 08:53:06 PM
Post by: MBGreen on October 31, 2023, 01:16:51 PM
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 08:35:24 AM
Post by: steves850 on November 06, 2023, 11:56:59 AM
Only working one day this week (Wednesday). Bookended by two four-day weekends.
I have to fly to Nashville next week for a weeklong IT Summit that includes:
(forced) volunteer work
DiSC assessment
Giving a presentation on the 2024 roadmap for my dept
Multiple lunch and dinner meetings
Other "creative" team building exercises
Post by: MBGreen on November 06, 2023, 12:16:14 PM
I have to fly to Nashville next week for a weeklong IT Summit that includes:
(forced) volunteer work
DiSC assessment
Giving a presentation on the 2024 roadmap for my dept
Multiple lunch and dinner meetings
Other "creative" team building exercises
i hate giving presentations...in any capacity.
Post by: loyaljetsfan on November 06, 2023, 12:49:48 PM
I have to fly to Nashville next week for a weeklong IT Summit that includes:
(forced) volunteer work
DiSC assessment
Giving a presentation on the 2024 roadmap for my dept
Multiple lunch and dinner meetings
Other "creative" team building exercises
Funny...I will also be flying to Nashville next week for work.
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 12:51:11 PM
I have to fly to Nashville next week for a weeklong IT Summit that includes:Have fun with the icebreakers.
(forced) volunteer work
DiSC assessment
Giving a presentation on the 2024 roadmap for my dept
Multiple lunch and dinner meetings
Other "creative" team building exercises
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2023, 01:38:19 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2023, 01:53:54 PM
For the rest of your life, would you rather only eat your five favorite foods, or never eat your five favorite foods?I like so many different foods that I would definitely give up 5 rather than only eat 5.
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2023, 02:04:14 PM
I like so many different foods that I would definitely give up 5 rather than only eat 5.
For me, it depends on how broad the definition of a "food" is. I can live without "lasagna," but "pasta?" Might reconsider.
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 06, 2023, 02:12:00 PM
For the rest of your life, would you rather only eat your five favorite foods, or never eat your five favorite foods?
My favorite foods include fava beans the kidneys of people doing ice breakers during presentations.
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2023, 02:31:16 PM
My favorite foods include fava beans the kidneys of people doing ice breakers during presentations.
(https://i.imgur.com/stvni7m.gif)
Post by: steves850 on November 06, 2023, 02:58:11 PM
Funny...I will also be flying to Nashville next week for work.
Wanna be my guest presenter?
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 03:00:37 PM
For me, it depends on how broad the definition of a "food" is. I can live without "lasagna," but "pasta?" Might reconsider.I don't think pasta would qualify. That'd be like giving up "sandwich" as a food. Too many distinctly different things fit under the definition.
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 03:02:07 PM
I like so many different foods that I would definitely give up 5 rather than only eat 5.Gotta agree with this. I'm not even sure I could name a top 5.
(I can feel our team bonds strengthening)
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 06, 2023, 03:29:08 PM
Post by: bojanglesman on November 06, 2023, 03:30:26 PM
For the rest of your life, would you rather only eat your five favorite foods, or never eat your five favorite foods?
Depends on how specific "food" is. If I say tacos, does that mean I can only have one type of taco or any type of taco. If it's any type, I might be fine with just tacos forever.
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2023, 03:40:18 PM
How is this conversation related to work?
It's my go to work function icebreaker. You usually find the people you want to eat with, and the HR plants ("I can't live without my kale chips!")
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2023, 03:42:37 PM
I don't think pasta would qualify. That'd be like giving up "sandwich" as a food. Too many distinctly different things fit under the definition.
So then if I give up "Peanut butter and strawberry jelly," are all other PBJ's available? Is a PB and strawberry preserves available?
These are the conversations that boost corporate synergy THROUGH THE freaking ROOF
Post by: Heismanberg on November 06, 2023, 04:11:00 PM
Gotta agree with this. I'm not even sure I could name a top 5.
(I can feel our team bonds strengthening)
I tried this earlier and I could only think of sushi
Post by: AlioTheFool on November 06, 2023, 05:11:48 PM
It's my go to work function icebreaker. You usually find the people you want to eat with, and the HR plants ("I can't live without my kale chips!")
Got it. In that case, I'd like to give up my top 5 favorite foods:
- Chocolate covered crickets
- Spam
- Raw chicken
- Liverwurst
- The excrement I have to eat at work every day
Post by: reuben on November 06, 2023, 05:13:02 PM
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 06:22:10 PM
So then if I give up "Peanut butter and strawberry jelly," are all other PBJ's available? Is a PB and strawberry preserves available?That's *too* specific. I think any sandwich involving a nut butter and fruit jelly/jam should count as one thing.
These are the conversations that boost corporate synergy THROUGH THE freaking ROOF
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 06:23:29 PM
I tried this earlier and I could only think of sushiI'm a basic bitch so pizza and burger were my top two and then I stopped trying to fill out the list.
Post by: Badger on November 06, 2023, 06:26:48 PM
It's my go to work function icebreaker. You usually find the people you want to eat with, and the HR plants ("I can't live without my kale chips!")A few years back I had to wrangle the lunch orders for a higher level office that was visiting us and every single one of those motherfuckers had to put a modification on their choice (and 50% of the orders were some kind of salad). I knew that day I probably didn't want to work with them.
Post by: CatoTheElder on November 06, 2023, 06:31:30 PM
Post by: Johnny English on November 06, 2023, 10:59:49 PM
I'm a basic bitch so pizza and burger were my top two and then I stopped trying to fill out the list.Aw excrement, if I have to give up pizza I may be rethinking my position.
Post by: Badger on November 23, 2023, 09:51:10 AM
Post by: MBGreen on November 23, 2023, 09:54:56 AM
https://twitter.com/kronstadtgracie/status/1727479573971956060?t=L83S2vbU9NjABBMR6rAUeA&s=19
that's quite the flex
Post by: SixFeetDeep on December 08, 2023, 01:29:02 PM
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Post by: MBGreen on February 28, 2024, 08:50:29 AM