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Other Stuff => The Pats-Hater Parking Lot => Topic started by: Ignatius J Reilly on February 08, 2015, 02:02:25 PM
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Haha I've already been to a few on that list.
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Trophy Club sucks
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Haha I've already been to a few on that list.
Figured you'd been to Scores, Sapphire, and Bare Exposure.
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Figured you'd been to Scores, Sapphire, and Bare Exposure.
Also been to 4Play in LA, the coliseum in Detroit, and crazy horse in Nashville just last month.
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Also been to 4Play in LA, the coliseum in Detroit, and crazy horse in Nashville just last month.
Is it the first thing you do when you get to a city? Find a place where the women get paid to be interested in you?
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looool
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Is it the first thing you do when you get to a city? Find a place where the women get paid to be interested in you?
Meh. You strike out, it's 3am, freak it put funbags in my face.
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I need to take exception to the Vegas choice. For one you hardly hear Sapphire mentioned in the top 5 much less 1 overall. Secondly, there is only 1, yes 1, all nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. Palamino should be number 1 for that reason alone.
Mind you I don't have first hand experience, but why pay $15 for a mandatory 2 soft drinks just to see everything, or $10 a beer to see boobs? Guess I'm just jaded by my college days going to Canada.
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I need to take exception to the Vegas choice. For one you hardly hear Sapphire mentioned in the top 5 much less 1 overall. Secondly, there is only 1, yes 1, all nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. Palamino should be number 1 for that reason alone.
Mind you I don't have first hand experience, but why pay $15 for a mandatory 2 soft drinks just to see everything, or $10 a beer to see boobs? Guess I'm just jaded by my college days going to Canada.
My buddies took me to Scores in Vegas for a late bachelor party several years ago. None of us were titty bar aficionados. We were there about 15 minutes before we realized we were going to be broke pretty fast at that rate. All the women were drop dead gorgeous and were on us like flies on excrement. One of my friends had never been to one before. He didn't realize that when the stripper "bought" herself a drink, he was buying it for her. He bought about 5 glasses of champagne before he realized that. We wanted to stay longer, but that place was out of our price range at the time. We went to Hooters afterwards.
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I can picture Bojangles all liquored up in a Hooters saying, "Hairpie?".
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My buddies took me to Scores in Vegas for a late bachelor party several years ago. None of us were titty bar aficionados. We were there about 15 minutes before we realized we were going to be broke pretty fast at that rate. All the women were drop dead gorgeous and were on us like flies on excrement. One of my friends had never been to one before. He didn't realize that when the stripper "bought" herself a drink, he was buying it for her. He bought about 5 glasses of champagne before he realized that. We wanted to stay longer, but that place was out of our price range at the time. We went to Hooters afterwards.
Most of the shitty clubs are out of business these days, so most of them are a little pricey. From what I've heard you need to be a few blocks from the Strip to not go broke (funny how that applies to more than strip clubs). The girls are just as hot, but you don't break the bank. Crazy Horse seems to be consistently popular among locals as far as titty bars go.
If you don't want to get trolled it's best to sit close to the stage and just tip the stage dancers. The floor ones will leave you alone. If you do want a lap dance and see one you like, buy them a drink and chat with them first. Your dance will be infinitely better.
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I need to take exception to the Vegas choice. For one you hardly hear Sapphire mentioned in the top 5 much less 1 overall. Secondly, there is only 1, yes 1, all nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. Palamino should be number 1 for that reason alone.
The AC pick was wrong too.
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The AC pick was wrong too.
It sounded like they got 90% of their information from Yelp reviews.
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It sounded like they got 90% of their information from Yelp reviews Tommy.
Fixed that for you.
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Exactly why Vegas strip clubs are overrated as freak.
South Florida has the only decent strip clubs in the country.
Then again I specifically don't go to strip clubs outside of there anymore becsuse of that.
It depends what you want out of a strip club.
I don't go to strip clubs to spend a bunch of money. Haven't been to one in awhile but it was usually to pick up strippers (usually a bored one who's not making money and rather go home or wants to party). Even when I did pay for lap dances in the back room it usually involved doing coke and/or stuff way beyond what is normal or allowed.
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I don't go to strip clubs to spend a bunch of money. Haven't been to one in awhile but it was usually to pick up strippers (usually a bored one who's not making money and rather go home or wants to party). Even when I did pay for lap dances in the back room it usually involved doing coke and/or stuff way beyond what is normal or allowed.
TOMMY HAS BEEN BANNED FOR HAVING DUAL ACCOUNTS
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Most of the shitty clubs are out of business these days, so most of them are a little pricey. From what I've heard you need to be a few blocks from the Strip to not go broke (funny how that applies to more than strip clubs). The girls are just as hot, but you don't break the bank. Crazy Horse seems to be consistently popular among locals as far as titty bars go.
If you don't want to get trolled it's best to sit close to the stage and just tip the stage dancers. The floor ones will leave you alone. If you do want a lap dance and see one you like, buy them a drink and chat with them first. Your dance will be infinitely better.
I disagree with the first part, but i'm only going by what worked for me. It may or may not work for everybody, but it seemed pretty damn effective.
When i used to bang/pick up strippers, here's what I do.
I'd go alone, typically on not such a busy night. I'd be dressed well, order a drink from the bar or the cocktail waitress and sit halfway between the stage and wherever else.
I wouldn't go out of my way to make eye contact, and would generally act aloof, enjoy my drink and glance passingly at the stage. Strippers would come up to me and either a.) ask if i wanted a dance or b.) asked some stupid generic question like "where are you from?" or c.) occasionally some were brazen enough to outright ask me to buy them a drink.
If it was a or c, i'd immediately say "I don't get dances/buy drinks for someone I don't know". Sometimes if they were in pure hustle mode they'd leave, other times they'd hang around and chill and drop the stripper persona bullshit. If it was B, i'd roll my eyes and tell them to stop reading off their script and talk to me like a person. That almost always worked, especially if they were kind of already wanting to go home or were having a shitty night otherwise. It basically conveys that you're not a chump and know what's up. In general that's why I don't faun over women no matter how hot whether celebrity or regular girl or stripper or whatever. It's amazing how women react when you hold them accountable for their behavior and call them out on their bullshit.
From there, i've had crazy conversations and some girls even will spill their guts and their problems. If they're cool and appear to be relatively sincere(which even with a keen eye, can occasionally be hard to tell), i'll order a drink for them after a time. I won't ask them if they want one, i'll just order it (and if they want something else they'll say it). You can generally discern from the conversation whether they party or not.
Generally one of a couple of things happens from there. A.) they give me their number to hang outside the club/after they get off b.) depending on the club, they can work something out with the bouncer in the back rooms. You tip the bouncer well, throw the girl a few bucks(they won't count dances) and you get away with basically freaking them/getting head/finger blasting them or whatever and not paying much c.) Same scenario as b, but if you have drugs you basically do the same thing and can get away with just tipping the bouncer.
I've even had that scenario where the girl has the coke or E or whatever adn we end up doing it in the back while we're freaking around. That's rare but it's happened.
it depends on the joint, but south florida strip clubs are shadier enough to where the bouncer thing works.
Worst case scenario, i've paid for dances in the back room at a regular rate but had the stripper making out with me(not the other way around)..saying excrement like treat me like your girlfriend (i.e.) stick your hands anywhere, they put their mouth along my jeans/pants or whatever etc or more. Depends on the girl. I've never gotten a lame dance that way. Sometimes i'd get the number after also
Drugs were optional lol...but sometimes I had coke or E or whatever because I was coming from partying somewhere else. It wasn't always necessary, but it certainly made for more fun times.
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TOMMY HAS BEEN BANNED FOR HAVING DUAL ACCOUNTS
I'm pretty sure Tommy and I have completely different approaches.
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I'm pretty sure Tommy and I have completely different approaches.
Tommy just doles out $100's until she bangs him in Shilla's kitchen.
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and you get away with basically freaking them/getting head/finger blasting them or whatever and not paying much
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/152/b/1/Finger_BLAST_by_Widalgo.jpg)
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Ha. I've never actually picked up a stripper. I'm usually too fucked up by that point. Plus I never really tried to be honest.
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Ha. I've never actually picked up a stripper. I'm usually too fucked up by that point. Plus I never really tried to be honest.
lol
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lol
Do or do not. There is no try.
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Why would anyone want to finger a stripper?
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I can't imagine ever wanting to freak a stripper. Maybe when I was a teenager.
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Why would anyone want to finger a stripper?
When I was a meatman, my coworker bought me my first lap dance, and when it was over he asked if I fingered her.
I was not aware that was an option, not that I would have had any intention of doing that.
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That's a solid way to get chlamydia of the eye
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Why would anyone want to finger a stripper?
Do you understand how sex works
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Do you understand how sex works
Sticking a finger or two in some coke whore does nothing for my dick
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I can't imagine ever wanting to freak a stripper. Maybe when I was a teenager.
A stripper could be a 2 with half her teeth missing or a 10 who looks like she stepped off a Maxim cover. So yeah, in the abstract it means nothing. But anyone who says they wouldn't freak one closer to the latter is either gay or a liar.
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Sticking a finger or two in some coke whore does nothing for my dick
And they won't do anything for your dick if you don't get them wet or turn them on.
If they bang you it's either because they like you or you're paying them a lot of money.
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And they won't do anything for your dick if you don't get them wet or turn them on.
If they bang you it's either because they like you or you're paying them a lot of money.
Trust me on this one: they don't like you
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I am sorry, I have been around plenty of strippers, my good friend has run numerous clubs, and they are more trouble than they're worth. You can go to any bar and pick up broads that are an order of magnitude less crazy and pretty much just as good looking.
99.9 percent of strippers are freaking nuts. Sure when you're liquored up you would want to bang one, most guys drunk would probably bang any freaking broad though, but sober no freaking way, no how.
I hate strippers, I hate their small talk, I hate their fake personalities, I hate their fake bullshit smiles, I hate they're shitty attitudes, I hate their used car salesmen bullshit, they're all annoying cunts.
I understand they have great funbags and excrement but why guys want to subject themselves to a relationship with those black holes of human excrement is beyond me. I can literally find 50 broads in the office building I work in that I would rather bang.
Also that story of strippers putting themselves through college, becoming lawyers and having families in houses with white picket fences is about the same as going into the woods and hunting for unicorns.
The only fake thing I like with regard to strippers are their funbags.
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You can go to any bar and pick up broads that are an order of magnitude less crazy and pretty much as good looking.
thank you
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Gotta be like a theater curtain down there. Better dust off my box of cow palpation sleeves.
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I am sorry, I have been around plenty of strippers, my good friend has run numerous clubs, and they are more trouble than they're worth. You can go to any bar and pick up broads that are an order of magnitude less crazy and pretty much just as good looking.
99.9 percent of strippers are freaking nuts. Sure when you're liquored up you would want to bang one, most guys drunk would probably bang any freaking broad though, but sober no freaking way, no how.
I hate strippers, I hate their small talk, I hate their fake personalities, I hate their fake bullshit smiles, I hate they're shitty attitudes, I hate their used car salesmen bullshit, they're all annoying cunts.
I understand they have great funbags and excrement but why guys want to subject themselves to a relationship with those black holes of human excrement is beyond me. I can literally find 50 broads in the office building I work in that I would rather bang.
Also that story of strippers putting themselves through college, becoming lawyers and having families in houses with white picket fences is about the same as going into the woods and hunting for unicorns.
The only fake thing I like with regard to strippers are their funbags.
100%
They're freaking wackjobs. "Normal" women are bad enough as it is. That's not even a debate. Not sure where the relationship part came into the equation. Anyone who'd date a stripper has issues.
In doses some can be fun though. Not the type of woman you get close to
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I'll tell you this though Puck. You've been out of the game for a minute. Women have gotten stupider and worse with the younger generation, if that's somehow possible. Go out to a bar in south beach or wynwood or brickell and tell me those girls still aren't bat excrement crazy. I know because I still meet these chicks regularly. Whether meeting them out or on tinder or kickball leagues or whatever.
I think you're underestimating how fucked up 20-35 year old women now a days are. They just hide their crazy and daddy issues a little better and for longer than a stripper. At least with a stripper you know they're a piece of excrement going into it. Same with hookers.
It's the girl who's an attorney or PR rep or whatever with the cute smile, but ends up having some fucked up family issues or molestation issues you'll never know about that are the most dangerous.
Some of the craziest women i've ever met are the smartest and most successful. In fact, being smart allows them to be more manipulative and cunning and believe their own bullshit.
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Trust me on this one: they don't like you
This isn't your area of expertise and you haven't experienced the same things in life that I have , so why would I trust you on this?
I'm not even being a dick by saying that. I just have a lot more experience with women in general. Not all good obviously but that's part of the knowledge.
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This isn't your area of expertise and you haven't experienced the same things in life that I have , so why would I trust you on this?
I'm not even being a dick by saying that. I just have a lot more experience with women in general. Not all good obviously but that's part of the knowledge.
Everything about this post is amazing.
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Everything about this post is amazing.
I'm still laughing.
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Also that story of strippers putting themselves through college, becoming lawyers and having families in houses with white picket fences is about the same as going into the woods and hunting for unicorns.
The only fake thing I like with regard to strippers are their funbags.
I know one. She's actually awesome. Never would have guessed she stripped to put herself through college before she told my wife. She became a teacher and is now married with a 1 year old.
Of course, she also hated every single other girl she worked with.
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I know one. She's actually awesome. Never would have guessed she stripped to put herself through college before she told my wife. She became a teacher and is now married with a 1 year old.
Of course, she also hated every single other girl she worked with.
Yeah I was tired when I wrote that, maybe not quite unicorn level but very very very rare. lol
If she is cool I the not bolded part goes without saying.
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I'll tell you this though Puck. You've been out of the game for a minute. Women have gotten stupider and worse with the younger generation, if that's somehow possible. Go out to a bar in south beach or wynwood or brickell and tell me those girls still aren't bat excrement crazy. I know because I still meet these chicks regularly. Whether meeting them out or on tinder or kickball leagues or whatever.
I think you're underestimating how fucked up 20-35 year old women now a days are. They just hide their crazy and daddy issues a little better and for longer than a stripper. At least with a stripper you know they're a piece of excrement going into it. Same with hookers.
It's the girl who's an attorney or PR rep or whatever with the cute smile, but ends up having some fucked up family issues or molestation issues you'll never know about that are the most dangerous.
Some of the craziest women i've ever met are the smartest and most successful. In fact, being smart allows them to be more manipulative and cunning and believe their own bullshit.
I don't doubt the craziness of broads. Strippers were never my thing, I was just "lucky" enough to be around a bunch and see their nonsense, I would hang with my buddy a lot, he had to manage them. haha Lots of luck with that, it was like herding cats.
I know a few younger women and they seem cool but I am not trying to get in their pants. I know a lot are fucked up but you're probably not in the best of scenes to find the ones that aren't. Lets face it, on Brickell and South Beach, you're not going to meet your wife, your just there for the low hanging fruit. lol
They're low hanging fruit for a reason.
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I don't doubt the craziness of broads. Strippers were never my thing, I was just "lucky" enough to be around a bunch and see their nonsense, I would hang with my buddy a lot, he had to manage them. haha Lots of luck with that, it was like herding cats.
I know a few younger women and they seem cool but I am not trying to get in their pants. I know a lot are fucked up but you're probably not in the best of scenes to find the ones that aren't. Lets face it, on Brickell and South Beach, you're not going to meet your wife, your just there for the low hanging fruit. lol
They're low hanging fruit for a reason.
I've given up on meeting my wife in this city. I'll go back to NY/NJ if that's the goal.
I'm just trying to enjoy the last few years of my near prime before I have to hang em up for good
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Look at Puck dropping all the knowledge in this thread.
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Look at Puck dropping all the knowledge in this thread.
he holds the rank of "old head".
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I just have a lot more experience with women in general.
My apologies. I forgot that you've been successful on Tinder more than once.
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I think someone found JFIF on GTA V Online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWypXM3tSUg#t=46
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Look at Puck dropping all the knowledge in this thread.
Hey I am more than just a pretty face.
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Picking up chicks ain't easy, and there's no script you can follow. You just act confident and talk to as many as possible. Doing that will get you laid, but it'll also get you a ton of rejections. The quality of talent depends on your personality and looks.
Usually the guys who claim how easy it is are always full of excrement. Not saying JFIF is, but I know the world he grew up in. Your worth as a man is measured by the number and quality of tail you can get. That's where the drive to brag about this excrement comes from. "People must know that I still got it, otherwise I'm a loser and a fag."
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I'm not commenting on banging strippers but your ability to "pick up" women has more to do with your ability to cope with getting rejected more than anything else.
That's all I'm leaving in this shitstain of a thread.
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I'm not commenting on banging strippers but your ability to "pick up" women has more to do with your ability to cope with getting rejected more than anything else.
That's all I'm leaving in this shitstain of a thread.
That's basically anyone's ability in life, it could be anything. Those that deal with rejection the best, get the furthest in any profession, most notably sales.
Plus picking up women isn't about looks. I have seen ugly dudes pick up more good looking women than most people could ever imagine, I have no idea how they do it.
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Looks have nothing to do with it. I have seen some ugly dudes constantly get laid because of their ability to talk to women.
That's basically anyone's ability in life, it could be anything. Those that deal with rejection the best, get the furthest in any profession, most notably sales.
Plus picking up women isn't about looks. I have seen ugly dudes pick up more good looking women than most people could ever imagine, I have no idea how they do it.
Confidence bordering on cockiness. Chicks eat that excrement up.
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Man, I sucked at getting dates. I like to think I'm a relatively average-looking dude, but I had no game at all. Strippers would probably laugh at me (not that I tried to go down that road). Now that I've been married for a while, I probably have more confidence but it's pointless because I'm a faithful husband.
It reminds me of that saying that you should be given your wisdom in reverse so you can actually use it before you are old and gray.
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I wouldn't say looks don't matter. You gotta at least be well put together etc.
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Picking up chicks ain't easy, and there's no script you can follow. You just act confident and talk to as many as possible. Doing that will get you laid, but it'll also get you a ton of rejections. The quality of talent depends on your personality and looks.
Usually the guys who claim how easy it is are always full of excrement. Not saying JFIF is, but I know the world he grew up in. Your worth as a man is measured by the number and quality of tail you can get. That's where the drive to brag about this excrement comes from. "People must know that I still got it, otherwise I'm a loser and a fag."
In reference to the last part, the only time I feel something like that is when getting out of a long term relationship. My ex's have all been smoking hot and when you're not single for 2,3,4 years etc you lose your way and it sucks because you feel like maybe you lost a step. But from a hard wiring and evolutionary psychology perspective, I think all men ultimately are programmed that way to a degree. It's a constant competition in life whether at a job, socially etc at least on some level. I find the dynamics of that stuff fascinating on a variety of levels. Just a really interesting aspect of the human existence
I disagree about it being "hard/easy". I think it can be very difficult if you've been out of practice or if it's such a priority or focus. But once it clicks, it just clicks. It's not science, it's more of an art. When people make it a serious thing or a big deal, that's when they either are not successful or make it "hard".
I think the hunt is the most addictive and fun part. I never go into things thinking "i'm gonna get laid". I go out with the intention of having fun. Even if it's a stupid errand at the pharmacy or grocery, if there's an opportunity to make a joke or just be playful i try not to take life too seriously anymore. I meet people all the time when i go out. I like to talk to people and have a good time. Sometimes it's making a business/networking contact with someone whether male or female... or it's a chick i hit it off with and end up hanging out with/banging. It's fun to not think and worry about it too much. I've had some crazy, random encounters with that mindset and it's served me well in general.
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You're talking about just talking to people in general, which is fine. Going from a woman not knowing you to allowing you to go balls deep in her that night is something you have to work for. Yeah, it's less difficult if you already have that personality, but I wouldn't call it an "art". It's just being confident and engaging, which naturally will make people like you. This is true both in sales and with women. The problem with a lot of guys is that although they may be interesting, funny, and engaging, women won't know because they're shy in front of chicks. That's why the biggest issue is the fear of rejection. That's it. You lose your game after a long relationship because you haven't been "rejected" in a while and forgot to not care about it. The fear of rejection changes the way you speak to people. You're all of a sudden careful with your words, which makes your speech sound lame. You can end up acting nervous.
I feel like we're just saying the same thing really.
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I wouldn't say looks don't matter. You gotta at least be well put together etc.
Men are far more visually driven than women, but good looks are absolutely a tool. They definitely make things easier and give you access to a broader variety of women.
But it also makes you lazy if you lean on it too much. Kind of like natural talent in a sport.
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You two are going to bang each other, aren't you?
Things bout ta get gay up in here!!
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Puck is called "old head" because he's the old guy giving head at Banana Hammock club.
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I ain't banging JFIF. Lord knows where that dick's been.
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I ain't banging JFIF. Lord knows where that dick's been.
Ha. He's seen all the wizard sleeve crevices.
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You two are going to bang each other, aren't you?
Things bout ta get gay up in here!!
I'm not convinced that this thread isn't some elaborate joke. I'm.... astonished.
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Puck is called "old head" because he's the old guy giving head at Banana Hammock club.
You're just pissed because I wouldn't give you a friends discount.
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I'm not convinced that this thread isn't some elaborate joke. I'm.... astonished.
They don't do old fashioned dick measuring contests in England or Canada, do they?
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I ain't banging JFIF. Lord knows where that dick's been.
Hey now. I'm pretty sure your hooker count way surpasses mine.
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Hey now. I'm pretty sure your hooker count way surpasses mine.
Tomaytoes/tomahtoes..... lol
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This gonna turn into the South Florida hookers vs. NY/Far East hookers thread?
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This gonna turn into the South Florida strippers vs. NY/Far East hookers thread?
slight correction.
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I apologize for creating this thread. It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game". It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.
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slight correction.
Strippers....hookers. Is there really a difference?
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I apologize for creating this thread. It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game". It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.
People who are completely illogical and irrational.
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People who are completely illogical and irrational.
I'll take general blanketing statements for $400, Alex.
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I apologize for creating this thread. It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game". It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.
Waitesekond, you mean they're not?
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People who are completely illogical and irrational.
And I think we've found the reason why you can't stay in a relationship. Hint: it's not their fault.
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And I think we've found the reason why you can't stay in a relationship. Hint: it's not their fault.
I don't know about you, but I find snorting coke off a woman's funbags and inner thigh is a great start to a long term relationship. I challenge you to find a better foundation, what could possibly go wrong?
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I like beer
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And I think we've found the reason why you can't stay in a relationship. Hint: it's not their fault.
I hope one day you don't get divorced or your wife is unfaithful. I mean that.
I've seen it happen to too many people with marriage piety.
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I'll take general blanketing statements for $400, Alex.
To be fair, Iggy's claim that they're all "actual people" was a pretty blanketed statement.
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I've accepted that I'm far too selfish to remain in a committed relationship. Sort of accepted that. The first few months are always pretty cool at least.
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You lose your game after a long relationship because you haven't been "rejected" in a while and forgot to not care about it.
Among all the weird excrement going on in this thread, this sentence is pretty hilariously wrong. As soon as I broke up with a girl in college I was bombarded, and now four years into my current relationship I have girls falling over themselves in front of me.
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wait, are strippers people? I'm confused as to where we landed on this.
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wait, are strippers people? I'm confused as to where we landed on this.
Hahahahah.
Just lock the thread now.
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Among all the weird excrement going on in this thread, this sentence is pretty hilariously wrong. As soon as I broke up with a girl in college I was bombarded, and now four years into my current relationship I have girls falling over themselves in front of me.
That always happens.
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To be fair, Iggy's claim that they're all "actual people" was a pretty blanketed statement.
As far as I know, everyone who's human is a person.
I'm just saying, I know a few girls/women who would probably describe me as illogical or irrational when I was in their life. Hell, my own wife might use that term in describing me.
I'll give you credit for admitting your selfish, though.
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Among all the weird excrement going on in this thread, this sentence is pretty hilariously wrong. As soon as I broke up with a girl in college I was bombarded, and now four years into my current relationship I have girls falling over themselves in front of me.
Good for you man. I was talking about JF in particular for beijing off his game. If you break up after a long relationship, it'll be a while before you can go back to approaching all chicks. But I've never been in a long one so who knows. And early 20s don't count. Why even bother having a GF at that age?
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People who are completely illogical and irrational.
As opposed to die hard sports fans? lol
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"Beijing" off his game? Tommy, do tell...
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Why even bother having a GF at that age?
brunch food is the best food, and brunch is a couples scene
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As opposed to die hard sports fans? lol
LOL
That is certainly the kryptonite for rational thought.
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I hope one day you don't get divorced or your wife is unfaithful. I mean that.
I've seen it happen to too many people with marriage piety.
Lol marriage piety? There's a massive gap between not thinking all women are freaking idiots and believing everyone should be married or make it their goal.
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I've accepted that I'm far too selfish to remain in a committed relationship. Sort of accepted that. The first few months are always pretty cool at least.
Nothing wrong with that as long as you don't freak up and have a kid.
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As far as I know, everyone who's human is a person.
I'm just saying, I know a few girls/women who would probably describe me as illogical or irrational when I was in their life. Hell, my own wife might use that term in describing me.
I'll give you credit for admitting your selfish, though.
If more people admitted that they're at least part of the reason they couldn't handle a relationship, the world would be a better place.
Relationships are tough, and you have to commit to working on them to make it work. They're not always worth it, and none of them are worth it to some people. There's nothing wrong with admitting that and staying uncommitted forever. Had a great aunt like that. Great freaking life, loved her family, spoiled the excrement out of my mom's generation of kids, never wanted any of that for herself. Happy as excrement until the day she died.
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Lol marriage piety? There's a massive gap between not thinking all women are freaking idiots and believing everyone should be married or make it their goal.
Not all women are idiots. That's not what I said.
all women are crazy to a degree. Like puck said, it's just the magnitude of crazy. Women operate on emotion. Emotion clouds judgment. Clouded judgment leads to irrational and illogical behavior.
I don't know how anyone can disagree with that notion. It's biologically based given the regular hormone fluctuations women have to deal with. Elevated Estrogen and progesterone have a proclivity to effect mood greatly.
It's about finding the least crazy girl with the most redeeming qualities IMHO.
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Case in point :
How often do women DIRECTLY and accurately describe what they want or need ? How many women say they want xyz and end up with the exact opposite ? Women have no idea what they want because their emotional state functions differently than their mental state. 60% of stand up comedy wouldn't even exist if this wasn't true.
Men are simpler and more direct in expressing things..at least when they do. Men are about as simple as it gets. Women are insanely complicated and can be unpredictable
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Ok, its official. This is a troll job. Well done, you had me going.
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I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin or one of those chemicals. If you come in a girl, your sperm releases that and they get attached to you. It's the same chemical that babies release which makes the mother attached to them or something.
At least that's the excuse she gave me when telling me to use a condom.
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Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in them, not just women.
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Ok. This is officially the best thread on this site.
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I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin
what
This might be the greatest post in the history of time
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Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in them, not just women.
*moved to Susan b Anthony subforum
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Oxytocin, sorry. Something like that. I forgot exactly.
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LMAO.
Tommy , you mean Oxytocin. Which is basically an antagonist of prolactin (the hormone that is the reason we can't just keep freaking after orgasm)
That is an amazing typo in the context of the rest of that post.
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Edit: already answered
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I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin or one of those chemicals. If you come in a girl, your sperm releases that and they get attached to you. It's the same chemical that babies release which makes the mother attached to them or something.
At least that's the excuse she gave me when telling me to use a condom.
lmao
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It's about finding the least crazy girl with the most redeeming qualities IMHO.
I'm going to need to see some sort of graph demonstrating this.
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Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in them, not just women.
Nah, bro. Men are totally rational while women are completely illogical and irrational. Not a little bit, bro, COMPLETELY.
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when do manscaped eyebrows enter the equation?
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when do manscaped eyebrows enter the equation?
It's a variable on the South Florida scale.
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My question: given what we know about Puck and JFIF, how is it that the former hasn't ridden the latter all over Miami yet?
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My question: given what we know about Puck and JFIF, how is it that the former hasn't ridden the latter all over Miami yet?
Puck is still traumatized from meeting Ollie.
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when do manscaped eyebrows enter the equation?
Between this post, SFD's post and Tommy's post, there's a lot of win going on in here.
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My question: given what we know about Puck and JFIF, how is it that the former hasn't ridden the latter all over Miami yet?
Took me a second but I loled.
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My question: given what we know about Puck and JFIF, how is it that the former hasn't ridden the latter all over Miami yet?
Add this one to the list, hahaha.
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Took me a second but I loled.
I somehow never made the connection there.
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Ok. This is officially the best thread on this site.
AINEC
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I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin or one of those chemicals. If you come in a girl, your sperm releases that and they get attached to you. It's the same chemical that babies release which makes the mother attached to them or something.
At least that's the excuse she gave me when telling me to use a condom.
I just can't get over how incredible this post is. I'm laughing, hard, in front of strangers.
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I may have said all broads are nuts but I didn't say I wasn't either.
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I just can't get over how incredible this post is. I'm laughing, hard, in front of strangers.
It's incredible.
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Puck is still traumatized from meeting Ollie.
Hahahah
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I don't know Ollie but I assume he resembles Luigi ?
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I don't know Ollie but I assume he resembles Luigi ?
No, he's straight goomba.
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I'm going to the tailgate this year.
I assume I'm the coke guy
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Preferably not. Cokeheads are annoying as excrement in social situations.
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Preferably not. Cokeheads are annoying as excrement in social situations.
I'm kidding. Ever since I did cocaine in Colombia for the first time a few years Id never pay for it in the states.
It's like the difference between drinking johnny walker blue and paint thinner. Except you're paying $25 for the Johnny Walker blue and $200 for the paint thinner.
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Good for you man. I was talking about JF in particular for beijing off his game. If you break up after a long relationship, it'll be a while before you can go back to approaching all chicks. But I've never been in a long one so who knows. And early 20s don't count. Why even bother having a GF at that age?
I missed this post. I met my wife late in college. It was on and off for 6 years because I felt exactly like that. I had a lot of fun in the times when we were off, but after a 6 month break the last time, I was done and actually wished I had committed sooner. We were married within 3 months of getting back together. More than 8 years now.
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I missed this post. I met my wife late in college. It was on and off for 6 years because I felt exactly like that. I had a lot of fun in the times when we were off, but after a 6 month break the last time, I was done and actually wished I had committed sooner. We were married within 3 months of getting back together. More than 8 years now.
Sounds like you did it right. With some good luck sprinkled in.
Timing Is a very weird and important thing. If the cards don't fall correctly, sometimes that window closes forever.
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Sounds like you did it right. With some good luck sprinkled in.
Timing Is a very weird and important thing. If the cards don't fall correctly, sometimes that window closes forever.
http://youtu.be/GqR2f9NzGMk
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http://youtu.be/GqR2f9NzGMk
the first time I saw that special that part had me dying.
Of course I thought about it a lot differently because I was engaged at the time and had a similar crazy meet story.
Now I look at it as the worst ever meet story possible.
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I'm surprised the counter point to JFIF's 'all bitches be crazy' narrative hasn't been brought up.
All guys are insecure selfish assholes that want nothing more than to get laid. Their moms never paid enough attention to them as a child, so they improve their self esteem by scoring as much as possible so they can brag to the other guys.
Just playing devil's advocate, and considering for obvious reasons (umm, this post for example) this place is a total sausage fest, I thought I'd throw it out there.
With that said, guys on average are just a neurotic as girls. To think otherwise is foolish. Sure, we're super simple, as long as the girl expects absolutely nothing from us.
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I'm surprised the counter point to JFIF's 'all bitches be crazy' narrative hasn't been brought up.
All guys are insecure selfish assholes that want nothing more than to get laid. Their moms never paid enough attention to them as a child, so they improve their self esteem by scoring as much as possible so they can brag to the other guys.
Just playing devil's advocate, and considering for obvious reasons (umm, this post for example) this place is a total sausage fest, I thought I'd throw it out there.
With that said, guys on average are just a neurotic as girls. To think otherwise is foolish. Sure, we're super simple, as long as the girl expects absolutely nothing from us.
Well coming from a dude that claims he is curvier than Mila Kunis, just means you can be Jet Offensives official bitch. I nominate you Fenwyr, you bitch. Haha
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Well coming from a dude that claims he is curvier than Mila Kunis, just means you can be Jet Offensives official bitch. I nominate you Fenwyr, you bitch. Haha
You have a mind like a steel trap. The freak you keep remembering that hahaha.
As far as official bitch status goes... I'm not the one with a collection of chin jocks.
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You have a mind like a steel trap. The freak you keep remembering that hahaha.
As far as official bitch status goes... I'm not the one with a collection of chin jocks.
When it comes to busting balls, I forget nothing.
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This thread makes me sad I never get on here during no-work hours. Greatest. Thread. Ever.
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Just catching up now.. wow
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
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Jesus, I got lumped in with Tommy. Should I get another dog?
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I made chocolate covered strawberries for my girlfriend yesterday. That puts me in the top 1% of desirable men
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What the hell was that
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
Dude what the hell did you just go and do?
Hahahahaha did you write this drunk actually giving a excrement what's said here?
I have to say I have seen lots of faggoty excrement around here and this is up there with you masturbating to gay porn. Busting balls and being dicks to each other is what we do here. I think you were so drunk last night you were making out with a dude.
My prescription for the gay mess above is to snort some coke off a strippers funbags and stay away Indian she-males.
I think picsin fact are the only way to make it right.
Btw I loved the dig at me, I hope you have a hangover and it hurts.lol
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What the hell was that
I honestly don't even remember posting that.
But I have to stave off a hangover and try to be functional in a few hours.
I feel like I got hit by a meteor. Apparently I had a convo at 6:30 this morning with my Brazilian/japanese ex about her fake funbags (which she got after we broke up and she went back to Brazil). She wasn't too happy about me saying she didn't need them lol. She was hungover from Carnival while I was still geeked up on booze and vyvanse. Not the best combination of circumstances
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
this was a fun read while making breakfast this morning. hahahaha
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R.I.P. BROTHER
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
You're absolutely right. Absolutely nothing in this post reeks of insecurity, and being drunk at 5 AM, I can see exactly why you felt a need to respond to this thread 3/4 days after all the excrement got dropped. Everything is perfectly reasonable, so I apologize for clearly being a douche in here and disagreeing that women are basically subhuman morons to be conquered. I bow down to your superior loins and experiences.
Now, can you please put the gun down and let the people go?
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What the hell is this pile of excrement?
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What the hell is this pile of excrement?
Just shut the freak up, take your wife apart, and put her back in the box. Oh, and count the 500 pieces to make sure none of them went missing under the couch again.
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This thread was a lot funnier when I thought JFIF was playing along. Now it's just kind of sad. Although, I did learn something.
Women are not a puzzle because a puzzle is linear, hence art over science. Women are a flat circle.
(http://srogibochen.blox.pl/resource/flflatcircle.png)
But not the women I date because they have huge funbags.
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I'm a fan of the itty bitty titty committee. But it's an epidemic with South American women. Colombian/Brazilian/Venezuelan it's basically a birth right to get their funbags done.
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Can a mod rename this thread "The thread that keeps on giving"
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Can a mod rename this thread "The thread that keeps on giving"
I've been sitting here for the last 15 mins trying to think of a rename.
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This is some straight up r/theredpill insecurity dressed as alpha. I know, you have never heard of that place and definitely don't remember making that post because you were too busy being drunk alone to possibly remember. Let's ignore the fact that you either weren't that drunk or had to go back and significantly proofread that to make it coherent.
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at least now i know how to get UKK to post
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My prescription for the gay mess above is to snort some coke off a strippers funbags and stay away Indian she-males.
thanks puck lol... because of you i had diet coke coming out of my nose when this girl just text me now. Rupal (her name) popped up which is hilariously close to Rupaul.
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thanks puck lol... because of you i had diet coke coming out of my nose when this girl just text me now. Rupal (her name) popped up which is hilariously close to Rupaul.
Give her the ol' Crocodile Dundee test?
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I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past.
pics or gtfo
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pics or gtfo
sure, i'll bite. might as well keep this thread entertaining
when i get back. gonna go smoke a J with my boy and then possibly meet up with these chicks when they're fully recovered. I feel like dogshit squared.
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I Must Respond.
/nyjunc
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Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group?
I'm not quite sure, why don't you explain tonight with a few more paragraphs after you're done wading around in hoo-ha.
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
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... "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science)
I love this
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Can't wait to see what tonight's bender is going to produce.
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when i get back. gonna go smoke a J with my boy
been smokin' your boy's dick for a pretty long time
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been smokin' your boy's dick for a pretty long time
No way man he has been trying to post them but every time he sits down to post them a girl texts him wanting his dick. Don't hate the player hate the game.
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Can't wait to see what tonight's bender is going to produce.
I wish i could have had a bender Sunday. I just started a new job yesterday.
I picked up the chick, we hung out for a few hours. smoked some weed, chilled and gave her a little tour of local spots in miami. She didn't look as hot as she did that night...especially in the daylight after being at the beach all day, but still a solid 7.5. Dropped her off back with her friends...it was their last night out so they wanted to go all out (IE they also picked up 2 grams of blow), and me and my roommate were supposed to meet up with them later.
My roommate talked me out of it (he got me the job). I'm impulsive enough to where I would have absolutely went out all night and been a trainwreck at work the next day. He's like, yo, if you think these chicks are bad enough for us to work on 1 hour sleep, then lets go, but you do realize chicks doing blow all night are not just going to want to come back and freak at like 2am right? No, they're going to want party, dance and you're not even freaking till like 5am. So i'm like yeah..... I decided to be responsible and not look at a jackass on my first day of work.
Worked out in my favor. I made a good impression in the office and was sharp. There's two fairly cute chicks in my training class who have been bantering and flirting. The younger chick, who's 22, is already being overt. I'm always catching her staring, she laughs at most of my jokes, and she's already being grabby and playfully hitting me when i make fun of her. I'm probably just gonna say freak it and be like, you're coming to happy hour with me after work tomorrow or thursday. She's going to be my boss' assistant, so that's the only thing that gives me pause about banging her but it's not like I'll interact with her regularly.
The other chick seems like a giant attention whore.
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Don't freak around with someone you're going to be working with
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No way man he has been trying to post them but every time he sits down to post them a girl texts him wanting his dick. Don't hate the player hate the game.
I don't think you realize E is breaking my balls.
i'm facebook friends with him and a few others here. they've seen an Ex or two
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I'll be in Miami in a few months. Let's do this.
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I'll be in Miami in a few months. Let's do this.
lol
You and me would have a blast. I'd just have to stop you from being belligerently aggressive at some point.
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Don't freak around with someone you're going to be working with
I generally don't. The women, especially when i've been in sales, generally make for awesome friends. Like the type you could call and say hey, lets go out and they'll be down... bring a few of their girlfriends and you can get in anywhere easily because of the girl/guy ratio. And they all party but still are ambitious.
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I don't think you realize E is breaking my balls.
i'm facebook friends with him and a few others here. they've seen an Ex or two
Dude, I really don't care how much what you post in this thread is true. I don't think you realize you're the only one taking anything seriously.
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lol
You and me would have a blast. I'd just have to stop you from being belligerently aggressive at some point.
Can confirm.
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Never excrement where you eat are words of wisdom. Words of wisdom.
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This is the greatest thread on this board
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Did we ever see a photo of JFIF? Is he Clooney-esque or does he just carry around a large suitcase filled with blow?
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Did we ever see a photo of JFIF? Is he Clooney-esque or does he just carry around a large suitcase filled with blow?
If his photo ever surfaces, it will be a photoshop frenzy.
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I'm in his fantasy league and friends w him on facebook. He's really hot
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I'm in his fantasy league and friends w him on facebook. He's really hot
Hot enough for you to send rooster shots?
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Hot enough for you to send rooster shots?
No need he snapped his own pics
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No need he snapped his own pics
Don't give out his real name half the forum will be trying to send him blow and try to friend him.
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TNART Rule #17:
Men are far more visually driven than women, but good looks are absolutely a tool. They definitely make things easier and give you access to a broader variety of women.
But it also makes you lazy if you lean on it too much. Kind of like natural talent in a sport.
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The 22 year old chick is apparently the daughter of one of the principal investors in the company. Makes sense, considering she was way under qualified for her position and she's always dresses insanely well.
I met another cute chick who works in the building the other day...from Boston who just moved down in November. She was smoking outside and we just started bullshiting for awhile. I said she has to stand at least 10 ft away from me whenever we see each other because she's a patriots fan. The accent isn't insufferable, but still makes you want to hate freak her.
Today I find out she's the sister in law of the CEO of the company (i.e. the sister of the boss's wife.)
Lots of dangerous strange in these parts.
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Barkley vs Stat nerds
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Give me back that filet o fish...give me that fish
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Filet o Fish food for all Dragon masters
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We should all try our moves on one another at the next tailgate. I'm DTF
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We should all try our moves on one another at the next tailgate. I'm DTF
ayy bby u wan sum fuk?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFzCphJz4o
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We should all try our moves on one another at the next tailgate. I'm DTF
you play your cards right and sayuki will let you touch his penis.
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I'm still mad at Klax for ruining that gag.
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I'm still mad at Klax for ruining that gag.
How many rooster pics did djax send to you?
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So I got suspicious after seeing a couple Facebook pictures uploaded by a chick I hooked up with a couple times in college, and after a little snooping, yup, pretty sure she's a lesbian now.
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So I got suspicious after seeing a couple Facebook pictures uploaded by a chick I hooked up with a couple times in college, and after a little snooping, yup, pretty sure she's a lesbian now.
That's a great testament to your bedroom skills, lover boy. I can sympathise. Around 2000 I was seeing quite a hot chick I liked a lot, after a couple of months she announced to me that she was moving to Australia and two weeks later she was gone. A woman literally moved to the very furthest place she could go from me, that's how into my sweet loving she was.
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So I got suspicious after seeing a couple Facebook pictures uploaded by a chick I hooked up with a couple times in college, and after a little snooping, yup, pretty sure she's a lesbian now.
same thing happened to me a few years ago, but now the girl is just bisexual now
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I banged a Lesbo broad and now she doesn't do women any longer, you're welcome fucknuts.
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I banged a Lesbo broad and now she doesn't do women any longer, you're welcome fucknuts.
Yeah, she's totally into animal necrophilia now.
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Yeah, she's totally into animal necrophilia now.
Nope she's a furry.
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same thing happened to me a few years ago, but now the girl is just bisexual now
She's finally getting over her traumatic experience? That's good.
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"A broken heart is kind of like a broken bat. You can use it again but it will never be the same."
- Jose Canseco
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This is a picture I took at my local grocery store yesterday.
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I repeat, this is a real person that apparently exists in real life.
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And yes, I gave her puck's number.
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And yes, I gave her puck's number.
She's hot from the back, I can imagine she's quite the head turner from the front. Thanks bro, I owe you one.
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hahahahaha
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lol @ this thread. Man I was out of control back then.
Living fast and lacking self awareness
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Wow. I forgot all about this thread.
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lol @ this thread. Man I was out of control back then.
Living fast and lacking self awareness
My, how you have matured in 1 year.
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I've put on some el bees for sure
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Hahahaha
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How to talk to grills?
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Btw I Irish Exited a date last night.
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Were you drunk or did you just dislike her that much that you felt like sticking her with the bill?
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Were you drunk or did you just dislike her that much that you felt like sticking her with the bill?
Both.
This was at a karaoke joint. I hate karaoke. Japs love it. Once I knew I wasn't gonna bang her I slipped away.
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I paid for dinner though.
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Both.
This was at a karaoke joint. I hate karaoke. Japs love it. Once I knew I wasn't gonna bang her I slipped away.
On the one hand that's a rotten thing to do, on the other hand only weirdos and attention seekers go to karaoke so I'm not entirely unsympathetic. Although why didn't you just refuse to go there in the first place?
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On the one hand that's a rotten thing to do, on the other hand only weirdos and attention seekers go to karaoke so I'm not entirely unsympathetic. Although why didn't you just refuse to go there in the first place?
Probably thought he might get laid.
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On the one hand that's a rotten thing to do, on the other hand only weirdos and attention seekers go to karaoke so I'm not entirely unsympathetic. Although why didn't you just refuse to go there in the first place?
Well my plan was to do what she wants for a bit and then take it to my home. Became evident that she wasn't gonna bang me that night and I just said freak it and left.
She wasn't totally alone, some other Japanese strangers joined us. That's when I said I was going to the bathroom and never came back. The funny part is that I was doing all the drinking and bought the strangers shots.
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you're such a degenerate
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Both.
This was at a karaoke joint. I hate karaoke. Japs love it. Once I knew I wasn't gonna bang her I slipped away.
'dokonionno'?
wtf is that dialect? shouldnt go partying with backwards inaka girls
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'dokonionno'?
wtf is that dialect? shouldnt go partying with backwards inaka girls
She's from Osaka. Kansaiben. "Doko ni oru no?"
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She's from Osaka. Kansaiben. "Doko ni oru no?"
ugh, even worse.
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ugh, even worse.
Ha. I lived there and nearly every Japanese person I know is from Kansai. It's also the dialect I speak when using casual speech.
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On the one hand, no one would say anything if a woman just cut a date short and left the man to pay for everything, so I can't see it as a majorly dick move to pull the reverse.
On the other hand, you stuck her with the bill for a bunch of other people who you ordered drinks for. That's a majorly dick move.
On the other other hand, you leaving and sticking her with the bill means she will never see you again and has avoided any chance of having sex with you. I can't imagine a bill high enough to not be worth that.
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Better off getting stuck with an expensive restaurant bill then a positive HIV test.
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Yeeeeeessss
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"Sold this shitty derriere couch to some dad on Craigslist and apparently he saw some potential in me.
Enjoy
-Jordyn"
Yolo
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Hahaha
There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.
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Hahah good lord.
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Oh FFS Jordyn you don't have to put my excrement on the Internet.
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This city man....
All I can say is ...freaking Miami.
It completely wrecks your view of beauty.
I just went to CVS and then Little Caesar's to grab a pizza, and both girls at the counters were definitively cute. Way too cute to be working there.Two shitty little retail places back to back. It's freaking weird.
You can go to Wendy's or McDonalds or whatever shitty job in this city and there will always be one really attractive girl that you look at and you're like "what the freak are you doing here?". I've traveled a lot and I've never seen that in any other place. Not even in college towns where everyone works a shitty job. The age range is pretty varied too, like anywhere from 20-30. They're always always Latin though. Usually Cuban or Argentinian or Venezuelan/Colombian.
Like some lover of the older lady in Idaho would happily give his left testicle and all his money to marry one of these girls, and they're ringing up your shitty colon wrecking #5 with a diet coke.
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This city man....
All I can say is ...freaking Miami.
It completely wrecks your view of beauty.
I just went to CVS and then Little Caesar's to grab a pizza, and both girls at the counters were definitively cute. Way too cute to be working there.Two shitty little retail places back to back. It's freaking weird.
You can go to Wendy's or McDonalds or whatever shitty job in this city and there will always be one really attractive girl that you look at and you're like "what the freak are you doing here?". I've traveled a lot and I've never seen that in any other place. Not even in college towns where everyone works a shitty job. The age range is pretty varied too, like anywhere from 20-30.
Like some lover of the older lady in Idaho would happily give his left testicles and all his money to marry one of these girls, and they're ringing up your shitty colon wrecking #5 with a diet coke.
Ask yourself that very same question.
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Ask yourself that very same question.
because you can survive for 3 days off $5 worth of food.
It should be used as currency in The Walking Dead. 3 Deep Dish Pizzas for a sleeve of bullets and a human toe.
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This city man....
All I can say is ...freaking Miami.
It completely wrecks your view of beauty.
I just went to CVS and then Little Caesar's to grab a pizza, and both girls at the counters were definitively cute. Way too cute to be working there.Two shitty little retail places back to back. It's freaking weird.
You can go to Wendy's or McDonalds or whatever shitty job in this city and there will always be one really attractive girl that you look at and you're like "what the freak are you doing here?". I've traveled a lot and I've never seen that in any other place. Not even in college towns where everyone works a shitty job. The age range is pretty varied too, like anywhere from 20-30. They're always always Latin though. Usually Cuban or Argentinian or Venezuelan/Colombian.
Like some lover of the older lady in Idaho would happily give his left testicle and all his money to marry one of these girls, and they're ringing up your shitty colon wrecking #5 with a diet coke.
I need to learn Spanish and move down there.
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The Smoking Gun – According to cops, Christian Fisher, 31, entered the Quality Food Center market around 5 PM Wednesday and proceeded to a self-checkout scanner. He then summoned over a female employee, a Seattle Police Department report states.
When the woman approached Fisher, cops noted, “she saw that his penis was out on the stand.” The employee said she “reacted with surprise,” which caused Fisher to laugh.
A male employee said that when he saw his female coworker “reacting to something on the checkout stand,” he “walked over to see what the issue was.” The “issue,” he told police, was Fisher’s penis, which was “resting on top of the scanner.” The suspect, the report notes, “was laughing and did not make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia.”
Fisher fled the business before cops arrived, but he returned to the market several hours later and was confronted by workers who recognized him from the earlier incident. Fisher, cops say, ignored employee demands that he leave the store and got into a shoving match with security trying to escort him from the premises.
Police subsequently collared Fisher about a block from the store. Told that he was under arrest for indecent exposure, Fisher “became agitated and yelled ‘I didn’t whip my rooster out!’”
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I don't see anything he did wrong.
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Daily Mail- Anthony Weiner carried on a months-long online sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl during which she claims he asked her to dress up in ‘school-girl’ outfits for him on a video messaging application and pressed her to engage in ‘rape fantasies’, DailyMail.com can exclusively report. The girl, whose name is being withheld by DailyMail.com because she is a minor, said the online relationship began last January while she was a high school sophomore and before Weiner’s wife, Hillary Clinton’s aide Huma Abedin, announced she was ended their marriage. Weiner was aware that the girl was underage, according to DailyMail.com interviews with the girl and her father, as well as a cache of online messages.
In the online messages, Weiner, 51, sent bare-chested photos of himself to the underage girl, repeatedly called her ‘baby’ and complimented her body, and told her that he woke up ‘hard’ after thinking about her, according to copies of the conversations. In one particularly lewd message, he told the teen: ‘I would bust that tight p***y so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week.’ When confronted with the claims, Weiner did not deny exchanging ‘flirtatious’ messages with the teen. He declined to comment on the specifics of the allegations on the record, but provided copies of two emails the girl sent him that he contends raised questions about her claims. DailyMail.com publishes them below. He gave a statement to DailyMail.com in which he says, in part: ‘I have repeatedly demonstrated terrible judgement about the people I have communicated with online and the things I have sent. I am filled with regret and heartbroken for those I have hurt.’
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That's hot
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That guy is a legend
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lol. what a freaking cooze hound
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That's hot
That guy is a legend
Careful. If someone ruins your life because you made a joke about statutory rape, it would be all your fault. /JE
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Eh nevermind
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The funniest part is that the sought out Carlos Danger because she was obsessed with him and wanted to use him for a book she wanted to write.
Do not jail this man. He is pure entertainment.
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How does a British tabloid get the scoop on this stuff before any of the American ones? They must have some sleezy and crafty journalists.
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How does a British tabloid get the scoop on this stuff before any of the American ones? They must have some sleezy and crafty journalists.
The British tabloid press has the market absolutely cornered in sleazy and crafty. Some of the excrement they pull, and write, is gutter level.
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Some guys are just sad.
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Lol.. the old backhanded compliment technique
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Never mind. Heh
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In the infamous words of Dr. Dre, "If it's your bitch in my ride, it's your bitch you check."
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/health/stealthing-sexual-assault-condoms/
http://www.thehealthsite.com/sexual-health/contraception/stealthing-this-shocking-sex-trend-involves-removing-condom-during-sex-without-the-womans-permission-k0517/
http://nypost.com/2017/05/03/i-was-a-victim-of-stealthing/
This excrement is going viral likes its the new ice bucket challenge or something
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/health/stealthing-sexual-assault-condoms/
http://www.thehealthsite.com/sexual-health/contraception/stealthing-this-shocking-sex-trend-involves-removing-condom-during-sex-without-the-womans-permission-k0517/
http://nypost.com/2017/05/03/i-was-a-victim-of-stealthing/
This excrement is going viral likes its the new ice bucket challenge or something
Jesus, can people just bang each other without having to have a lawyer present? Idiots.
50 years from now, we will have regressed to all guys jacking off to a 1987 Sears catalog again.
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“That contact with the skin of a penis is distinct from contact with a condom, and so requires separate consent,” states Broadsky
Haha. Well there goes romance. "Before we do this Steve, sign and initial here....and here...and there."
Obviously this is true, but does it have to be stated like it's a mortgage contract? What happened to pulling out an ancient condom from your wallet and having some consensual sex without a legal team and negotiators?
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Haha. Well there goes romance. "Before we do this Steve, sign and initial here....and here...and there."
Obviously this is true, but does it have to be stated like it's a mortgage contract? What happened to pulling out an ancient condom from your wallet and having some consensual sex without a legal team and negotiators?
Or hell, just pulling out and finishing on her funbags, or finishing with a bj. The hell is wrong with kids these days?
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Or hell, just pulling out and finishing on her funbags, or finishing with a bj. The hell is wrong with kids these days?
Guys today don't know how hard it was to get laid back in the day. OK, maybe it was just me.
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https://www.thecut.com/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
For all the male feminists out there, take notes.
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Haha. Well there goes romance. "Before we do this Steve, sign and initial here....and here...and there."
I wish I could say I actually read the contract, but my dick was already hard.
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https://www.thecut.com/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
For all the male feminists out there, take notes.
Ugh that's guys a total wimp.
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https://www.thecut.com/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
For all the male feminists out there, take notes.
"My open marriage has made heavy demands on my ability to silence the voice of doubt in my head, that gnawing feeling of worthlessness."
Good. I hope he kills himself.
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hahaha
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https://m.9gag.com/gag/a6V9d6N?ref=fb.s.mw
That.
was.
AWESOME!
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https://m.9gag.com/gag/a6V9d6N?ref=fb.s.mw
That.
was.
AWESOME!
Holy excrement that was freaking fantstic.
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That was brilliant, but it has got to be set up. Why would someone be filming that as they drive around?
Edit: a quick Google confirms that it was actually broadcast on Hot 96.9 in Boston, but that the story is fake and the "callers" are actors.
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Thanks for that. Saved me a few minutes.
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That was brilliant, but it has got to be set up. Why would someone be filming that as they drive around?
Edit: a quick Google confirms that it was actually broadcast on Hot 96.9 in Boston, but that the story is fake and the "callers" are actors.
Well that sucks. I am convinced your the person that enjoys telling people their wet dreams aren't real as they're about to climax with a mute Kate Upton.
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Thanks for that. Saved me a few minutes.
Also, freak 9gag.
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https://twitter.com/titobeauvi21/status/1209992434354139136?s=21
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and you get away with basically freaking them/getting head/finger blasting them or whatever and not paying much
Why would anyone want to finger a stripper?
LMFAOOO
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https://twitter.com/titobeauvi21/status/1209992434354139136?s=21
I saw that yesterday, I love that she replied. Anna Kendrick is all kinds of awesome.
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I saw that yesterday, I love that she replied. Anna Kendrick is all kinds of awesome.
I knew you loved twitter
And Anna Kendrick just may be the only girl in the world you’re taller than.
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I apologize for creating this thread. It has now turned into "Guys who think women are like a puzzle in an old NES game". It may come as a shock to you to discover they're actually people.
For when Badger asks why I bumped this old derriere thread
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Ok. This is officially the best thread on this site.
I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin or one of those chemicals. If you come in a girl, your sperm releases that and they get attached to you. It's the same chemical that babies release which makes the mother attached to them or something.
At least that's the excuse she gave me when telling me to use a condom.
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
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pics or gtfo
sure, i'll bite. might as well keep this thread entertaining
when i get back. gonna go smoke a J with my boy and then possibly meet up with these chicks when they're fully recovered. I feel like dogshit squared.
We never did get those pics
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Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group?
I'm not quite sure, why don't you explain tonight with a few more paragraphs after you're done wading around in hoo-ha.
When you lol at your own post
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This is the greatest thread on this board
It seems like this is the overwhelming consensus
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Btw I Irish Exited a date last night.
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Well my plan was to do what she wants for a bit and then take it to my home. Became evident that she wasn't gonna bang me that night and I just said freak it and left.
She wasn't totally alone, some other Japanese strangers joined us. That's when I said I was going to the bathroom and never came back. The funny part is that I was doing all the drinking and bought the strangers shots.
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The tags are fantastic in this thread
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hahahahahahahahaha
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This isn't your area of expertise and you haven't experienced the same things in life that I have , so why would I trust you on this?
I'm not even being a dick by saying that. I just have a lot more experience with women in general. Not all good obviously but that's part of the knowledge.
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I forgot this thread even existed.
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I forgot this thread even existed.
Pepperidge Farms remembers
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https://twitter.com/notafuckinbaker/status/1214749548834426882?s=21
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I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin or one of those chemicals. If you come in a girl, your sperm releases that and they get attached to you. It's the same chemical that babies release which makes the mother attached to them or something.
At least that's the excuse she gave me when telling me to use a condom.
^^^
And you can speak Japanese on top of that? You are Kami.
Jet Offensive: take a bow, all of you, and thx SFD for reviving this gem. Awesome stuff.
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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels:
https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
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https://twitter.com/jackkennedy/status/1220502493047795712?s=21
Lololololololol
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https://twitter.com/jackkennedy/status/1220502493047795712?s=21
Lololololololol
So proud of all the things
@MakeAWish
does for people
Replying to
@JackKennedy
Eli Manning really letting himself go in retirement
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https://twitter.com/tristanghill/status/1225112868229713921?s=21
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https://twitter.com/kates4cubbies/status/1227379929593110529?s=21
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https://twitter.com/kates4cubbies/status/1227379929593110529?s=21
Her busted, blotchy derriere is trying to sell workout supplements now
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Her busted, blotchy derriere is trying to sell workout supplements now
The tweet wasn’t as funny once i visited her profile
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https://mobile.twitter.com/joeymulinaro/status/1231656263647473665
Well done
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https://mobile.twitter.com/joeymulinaro/status/1231656263647473665
Well done
That's awesome
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That's awesome
https://twitter.com/joeymulinaro/status/1230645459322130432?s=21
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His Colin Cowherd impression is better than Colin Cowherd
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His Colin Cowherd impression is better than Colin Cowherd
I mean, come on
https://twitter.com/joeymulinaro/status/1229860254537613312?s=21
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His Colin Cowherd impression is better than Colin Cowherd
Think this is the first video of his I came across.
https://twitter.com/joeymulinaro/status/1226899084008656896?s=21
Elite.
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Nice to see Chad Pennington is staying busy.
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the new arby's fish sandwiches look somewhat promising
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https://twitter.com/mousewithtimbs/status/1233548793108238337?s=21
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https://twitter.com/mousewithtimbs/status/1233548793108238337?s=21
https://twitter.com/austinwaldrum/status/1233638639864832000?s=12
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that girl is insanely fvcking bad
she has an only fans
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https://twitter.com/chrisrandone/status/1246088017699364865?s=21
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I’m assuming that worked and they’re happily married now.
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I’m assuming that worked and they’re happily married now.
Came here to post the same thing.
Clearly that guy knows what he's doing. A true alpha.
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that girl is insanely fvcking bad
she has an only fans
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https://twitter.com/austinwaldrum/status/1233638639864832000?s=12
hahahahaha
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Hahahah I already watched it and I’m laughing again
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https://twitter.com/rileywrittens/status/1256620295282200584?s=21
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https://twitter.com/rileywrittens/status/1256620295282200584?s=21
He needs to stop spending money on OnlyFans so he can save up to go to a damn dentist
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https://twitter.com/baragodzilla/status/1258682943716782080?s=21
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https://twitter.com/mousewithtimbs/status/1233548793108238337?s=21
https://twitter.com/sexynoahcyrus/status/1262014080388411395?s=21
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https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/05/boyfriend-semen-secret-advice.html
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talk about a pencil neck, Freddie Blassie would have a field day.
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Kip Bezos(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200519/7d0a42f4f5db6ecc13d446f92fc0421d.gif)
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I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.
That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.
Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.
I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me. It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said.
but mostly, I don't give a excrement. If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable. Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.
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lmao
Richard Greco
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4/10. Bolt-on funbags 2% unlevel on left side. Not Miami-hot.
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We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.
lmao
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You faggots are still jealous 4-5 years later.
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The dudes posts read like PUA fanfiction
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The dudes posts read like PUA fanfiction
imagine LARPing on a jets fan message board
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imagine LARPing on a jets fan message board
Got touchy feely and ultra flirty with a level 9 sorceress last weekend. Reeled her in by peacocking as a Knight and then negged the excrement out of her. Gonna meet up to do some good coke and ignore her til she sexes me, hard. Red pill babbie. Go Jets!
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https://twitter.com/the_lawrenz/status/1266285121272819714?s=21
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https://twitter.com/the_lawrenz/status/1266285121272819714?s=21
I'm about 90% sure that's staged.
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https://twitter.com/EmmaLangevinXO/status/1266757478349516800?s=19
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https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1280739304243953664?s=21
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https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1280739304243953664?s=21
Great response. (https://twitter.com/aizpokka/status/1280744210644135937?s=20)
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https://twitter.com/boricuabelly/status/1282409952720482304?s=21
Yup.
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https://twitter.com/gender_is_fake/status/1282876342674038785?s=21
This guy fucks
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https://twitter.com/aliisstruggling/status/1288868661080420352?s=21
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hahaha
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https://twitter.com/hathor333/status/1297042077277134848?s=21
Some chick made a tic toc about the ATT lady
https://twitter.com/megatronraid/status/1297115361901457408?s=21
Which led to her getting harassed by incels
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https://twitter.com/shivffa/status/1297906368322637824?s=21
Milky Wilky honk honk jugga wuggas
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https://twitter.com/shivffa/status/1297906368322637824?s=21
Milky Wilky honk honk jugga wuggas
still laughing
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https://twitter.com/ItsJustJordan_1/status/1296219503102169088?s=19
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https://twitter.com/ItsJustJordan_1/status/1296219503102169088?s=19
https://twitter.com/saucegod_sosa/status/1296295625563267074?s=21
Raw dog
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"Red Lobster's Admiral Feast - Cocksucking good!" - Hattie Kessler, 85
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Dem teef
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https://twitter.com/beanshype/status/1315433242296815621?s=21
This twitter account is... interesting
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https://twitter.com/beanshype/status/1315433242296815621?s=21
This twitter account is... interesting
This Twitter account is...deleted?
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This Twitter account is...deleted?
Oooof. It was a 19 year old chick who was a nursing home attendant getting married to her 89 year old rich derriere patient
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Oooof. It was a 19 year old chick who was a nursing home attendant getting married to her 89 year old rich derriere patient
how ambitious of her
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https://twitter.com/carlynicoleart_/status/1316384718527623168?s=21
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https://twitter.com/moonlitcommie/status/1317916961326628877?s=19
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https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
Zoom dick
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https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
Zoom dick
He did the helicopter
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https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1318266346610765829
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The two sources said that at one point, it looked as if Toobin was taking another call and lowered his camera, and that’s when they saw him getting to work — on himself
Lol. That's gonna be tough to come back from.
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https://twitter.com/yallchildishaf2/status/1321249483934601220?s=21
She got them yeeks
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https://twitter.com/yallchildishaf2/status/1321249483934601220?s=21
She got them yeeks
gross
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https://twitter.com/yallchildishaf2/status/1321249483934601220?s=21
She got them yeeks
Either very weird genetics, had a botched derriere injection, or lost a excrement-ton of weight and had derriere to spare. Looks like she excrement her pants after a trip to Shilla.
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Either very weird genetics, had a botched derriere injection, or lost a excrement-ton of weight and had derriere to spare. Looks like she excrement her pants after a trip to Shilla.
Cardi B in 2 years
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Pelosi in a mirror
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Well, what did you say?
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https://twitter.com/iamskeme/status/1320874809925009414?s=21
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Nice multiplication table poster
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Killer pickup line at bars
https://twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1323057629317550081?s=19
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Lol. That's gonna be tough to come back from.
https://twitter.com/jeffreytoobin/status/1326644658991140866?s=21
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https://twitter.com/jeffreytoobin/status/1326644658991140866?s=21
I'm sure he'll get another whack at it. I'll let myself out.
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1327377016824471552?s=19
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1327377016824471552?s=19
Lmao I saw this one today and it shook me
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https://twitter.com/basspatrickson/status/1328437624378249217?s=21
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https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1331023450517991430?s=19
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https://twitter.com/ihootaloowa/status/1332367900821188608?s=19
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https://twitter.com/struggle_tweet/status/1333897839378718723?s=21
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/5zt54z/oh_my_god_thats_disgusting_naked_pics_online/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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https://twitter.com/WomenPostingLs/status/1337812574369353728?s=19
https://twitter.com/WomenPostingLs/status/1337779011808845824?s=19
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https://twitter.com/xsyedz/status/1342361487466262528?s=21
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https://twitter.com/SummerRay/status/1345408548939902978?s=19
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https://twitter.com/SummerRay/status/1345408548939902978?s=19
https://twitter.com/utb_smith/status/1345176937422061569?s=19
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RIP Kimye
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1346594625381916675?s=19
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This is still the best thread on this web site
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pics or gtfo
sure, i'll bite. might as well keep this thread entertaining
when i get back. gonna go smoke a J with my boy and then possibly meet up with these chicks when they're fully recovered. I feel like dogshit squared.
been smokin' your boy's dick for a pretty long time
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https://twitter.com/RoxyTall/status/1355323373723652103?s=19
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https://v.redd.it/qmt8991nt1h61
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1364207961917321216?s=21
fish. sandwich.
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gonna try the popeye's cajun flounder sandwich within the next week and report back to you all
think that's the point of this thread
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gonna try the popeye's cajun flounder sandwich within the next week and report back to you all
think that's the point of this thread
I finally met someone that routinely orders the Filet o Fish from McDonalds. It was like finding a leprechaun.
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I finally met someone that routinely orders the Filet o Fish from McDonalds. It was like finding a leprechaun.
i try to stay halal and i can tell you that growing up as a kid my family would go to mcdonalds a lot, we couldn't afford much else when going out, and the only sandwich i could get from there was the filet-o-fish. as far as shitty fast-food sandwiches go, it's not that bad especially when i'd add barbecue sauce on top of the fish. now i have the sandwich once every 4-5 years. maybe
wanted to try the popeyes iteration of a fish sandwich because of my experiences with mcd's/other fast food places
BK fish sandwiches are excrement
wendy's comes out with a cod fish sandwiches once a year during certain times of the year that are actually pretty good. i always try to get one when the promotion is available but haven't had one in a couple of years.
gonna try and find some time to try to arby's fish sandwich too
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https://twitter.com/topshotbabe/status/1364410016359448578?s=21
If anyone understands what’s going on here I’ll be impressed
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i try to stay halal and i can tell you that growing up as a kid my family would go to mcdonalds a lot, we couldn't afford much else when going out, and the only sandwich i could get from there was the filet-o-fish. as far as shitty fast-food sandwiches go, it's not that bad especially when i'd add barbecue sauce on top of the fish. now i have the sandwich once every 4-5 years. maybe
wanted to try the popeyes iteration of a fish sandwich because of my experiences with mcd's/other fast food places
BK fish sandwiches are excrement
wendy's comes out with a cod fish sandwiches once a year during certain times of the year that are actually pretty good. i always try to get one when the promotion is available but haven't had one in a couple of years.
gonna try and find some time to try to arby's fish sandwich too
the disrespect to Long John Silver smh
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the disrespect to Long John Silver smh
i had long john silver fish once in 2008. other than that i have no recollection of the food/sandwich itself
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i had long john silver fish once in 2008. other than that i have no recollection of the food/sandwich itself
Same but like in 2002
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i try to stay halal and i can tell you that growing up as a kid my family would go to mcdonalds a lot, we couldn't afford much else when going out, and the only sandwich i could get from there was the filet-o-fish. as far as shitty fast-food sandwiches go, it's not that bad especially when i'd add barbecue sauce on top of the fish. now i have the sandwich once every 4-5 years. maybe
wanted to try the popeyes iteration of a fish sandwich because of my experiences with mcd's/other fast food places
BK fish sandwiches are excrement
wendy's comes out with a cod fish sandwiches once a year during certain times of the year that are actually pretty good. i always try to get one when the promotion is available but haven't had one in a couple of years.
gonna try and find some time to try to arby's fish sandwich too
What about Captain D's?
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https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1364514072419532801?s=21
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https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1364514072419532801?s=21
Between this and the old fishing dude from yesterday, you are on fire right now.
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https://twitter.com/90sniquelodeon/status/1372191401706975234?s=21
By far the best one of these I’ve seen
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https://twitter.com/90sniquelodeon/status/1372191401706975234?s=21
By far the best one of these I’ve seen
Plot twist: Malachi is the nicest guy on the team, but they've all seen the size of his rooster.
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https://twitter.com/kathxhoops/status/1372524349379334144?s=21
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here to report that popeyes fish sandwich has taken the #1 spot
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here to report that popeyes fish sandwich has taken the #1 spot
Let’s freaking go
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here to report that popeyes fish sandwich has taken the #1 spot
Not surprising. Noticed McD's and others trying to catch up on their chicken sammich home run..
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Southern Shocker(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210320/ff7d777a5d0e9d0cfd0e05f60e2fe613.jpg)
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Would buy her a fish sandwich, literally
https://twitter.com/_demerelyn/status/1381802543412563968?s=19
https://twitter.com/4TheCulture____/status/1381823587540217858?s=19
https://twitter.com/demzgunner/status/1381828197520662528?s=19
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Get this woman a glizzy
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She probably shits like a man at a construction site.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CN0SVtHH46Z/?igshid=169o1tuq0o3hv
Everything I said about onlyfans was a lie
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Source - Things can often get a bit bitter when you break up with someone. However, one woman has had the last laugh after her former partner mocked her by telling her she should join racy subscription-based site OnlyFans.
Bombshell Syd Wilder did just that - and has now become one of the top earners on the site.The brunette beauty said she grew up "as your average fat kid", before making a failed attempt to become a country singer. She eventually became a comedian, actor, model, writer, podcaster and voiceover artist.
However, joining OnlyFans has proved to be her most profitable venture yet as she's making more money than ever.
Syd said she set up her account on the site last April, and within a year, she has reached the top one percent of creators on OnlyFans. She said she owes part of this success to the backhanded advice from her ex.
The LA-based star told LADBible: "I was going through a break-up, and he was like, 'Well, join OnlyFans then,' and I was like, 'I will. And so I did - and I wasn't expecting it to be successful.
Syd says she's also managed to use the site to make a positive from a negative - through the monetisation of dk pics. She guesses she's received as many as 50,000 X-rated snaps in her lifetime - meaning she's become somewhat numb to them.
She continued: "I would get dk pics when I was doing stand up and all that stuff."I actually made a 'dkumentary' as my closer for my show, it was like a montage of all the dk pics that I was sent.
"Anyway, I didn't ask for any of this, all unsolicited. So I've been kind of a little disturbed by all that, you know… but I'm just kind of comfortable with getting them now. Not that I enjoy them. But I'm not fazed by anything. Let's just put it that way."
However, Syd has now started profiting on OnlyFans by offering a d**k pic rating service, charging $50 (£36.24) for a written rating and $100 (£72.49) for a voice note.
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"your average fat kid"
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^dang...
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What kind of rating did you guys get?
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https://twitter.com/HaitianBhaddie/status/1385961327450071042?s=19
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https://twitter.com/HaitianBhaddie/status/1385961327450071042?s=19
Is that Shaun King?
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https://twitter.com/what_the_yuli/status/1386019263245291525?s=19
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Quincy, MA I assume
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Bill and Melinda Gates are splitting up
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Bill and Melinda Gates are splitting up
https://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21
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https://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21
Jose should get in line. Marrying her for cash would be much smarter and less embarrassing than some of the excrement he's done for money lately.
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https://twitter.com/ynw_smellyy/status/1389050436921880581?s=21
NSFW maybe idk
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https://twitter.com/seerutkchawla/status/1389693258880765953?s=19
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https://v.redd.it/f46t36vljwz61
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Thread
https://twitter.com/ShadayaKnight_/status/1393428033202176006?s=19
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Thread
https://twitter.com/ShadayaKnight_/status/1393428033202176006?s=19
trying to find a negative about any of those tweets during the moment they are occurring
and if that girl decides she wants to settle down with you, you're gonna get fvcked wild for the rest of your life. it's a win
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Fellas you want a girl who has never had nor wanted sex and lays there motionless, if you find an actual corpse MARRY HER
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https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1396193178982699012?s=19
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https://twitter.com/hoodniggaguillo/status/1396479905471270912?s=21
First e-girl that made it move since Yanet Garcia or Neekolul
Comments are full of veterans
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https://twitter.com/adamdavis/status/1396508218495471620?s=21
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https://twitter.com/hoodniggaguillo/status/1396479905471270912?s=21
First e-girl that made it move since Yanet Garcia or Neekolul
Comments are full of veterans
this girl is about a million times hotter than the overrated neekolul
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https://twitter.com/basebaIIcrank/status/1400266044250464261?s=19
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https://twitter.com/macknazzjack/status/1402060310228307979?s=21
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https://twitter.com/___neroli___/status/1403722369357815818?s=19
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https://twitter.com/hldmybeer/status/1414595534384472064?s=21
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https://twitter.com/kevonstage/status/1417248140097249280?s=21
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https://twitter.com/kevonstage/status/1417248140097249280?s=21
ISS LONG
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https://twitter.com/notvibewithdave/status/1418650181969580032?s=21
Horny hours
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https://twitter.com/notvibewithdave/status/1418650181969580032?s=21
Horny hours
Callipygian toilets
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Callipygian toilets
I had to Google that word. Not toilet.
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https://twitter.com/2cool2biog/status/1419454424355852289?s=21
Context for when we see dswords obituary in the paper
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https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-nyc-surgeon-accuses-wife-call-girl-20210725-uzj7xdryrjfd3m4xy7paf2jxp4-story.html
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Husband of the year
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https://twitter.com/AlexaLisitza/status/1422580119756054544?s=19
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I had to Google that word. Not toilet.
Why isn't it 'toilet'? The word I used (callipygian) means "having beautiful buttocks" and buttocks i.e. a chick's derriere is sometimes referred to as 'toilet' as in "nice toilets!" vvv
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Why isn't it 'toilet'? The word I used (callipygian) means "having beautiful buttocks" and buttocks i.e. a chick's derriere is sometimes referred to as 'toilet' as in "nice toilets!" vvv
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/D6B_1320_-_Got_Ass%3F_Girls_%2812079087053%29.jpg/160px-D6B_1320_-_Got_Ass%3F_Girls_%2812079087053%29.jpg)
I mean I didn't have to Google the word toilet. Plus added bonus of quoting nice toilets in your post.
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I mean I didn't have to Google the word toilet. Plus added bonus of quoting nice toilets in your post.
Of course you didn't have to Google toilet - I knew you meant callipygian. : )
I used 'callipygian queen' as a roguish compliment sometimes when I was a young punk. Babe would ask what the word meant, I'd never tell them (too 'cuomo crass' saying it in person--their curiosity assured they'd look it up-and enjoy it--in private later). 'Cheeky'
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https://twitter.com/AlexaLisitza/status/1422580119756054544?s=19
she thicc
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d sw0rdz would hit it.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210804/4ed1557cb342c06b5d34f87068978093.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/JeSuisJoliee/status/1416473124091072519?s=19
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https://twitter.com/solomonmissouri/status/1429922232986476546?s=21
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Dodged a bullet here fellas
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/25/onlyfans-says-it-will-no-longer-ban-porn-after-backlash-from-users.html
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1434001162894815233?s=21
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1434001162894815233?s=21
She swallows!!
That was at the U.S. Open last night. Every match played in the main stadium (Arthur Ashe) yesterday/last night went the distance (best-of-5-sets for the men; best-of-3 sets for the woman's match sandwiched in between) and as a result the final match (another 5-setter) didn't end until 2:15 a.m. this morning. There were 3 upsets in a row one of which was this 18 year old kid from Spain taking out the #3 seed guy from Greece. Thus far there have been 14 matches that have gone over 4:00 hours.....I know JO is a bastion of pro tennis enthusiasm....figured you'd want to know... : )
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There was this 18 year old kid from Spain taking seed from a Greek guy
All I read
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All I read
all you see (quick 0:30 sec. clip) : )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZepwIf1Qnb4
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(https://i.redd.it/bzz4v0bfh3o71.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/iRide4thepoor/status/1441105572032516097?s=19
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Gilbert Gottfried reading the lyrics to WAP is exactly what you'd expect it be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaF6NfyVqqs
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https://twitter.com/nottodayyoubum/status/1443730731398746112?s=19
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https://twitter.com/bitchrespecter/status/1445495437520080900?s=21
This thread
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https://v.redd.it/xtlt1olwmwr71
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The Penn State hoodie explains everything.
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The Penn State hoodie explains everything.
LET'S... FEAST
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(https://i.redd.it/eexnnh1fnms71.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/theehornyypopo/status/1447562698607181828?s=21
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https://twitter.com/LauraJedeed/status/1448020802801213447?t=c177QfgXcieJ0A_ZCh9gXg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/haitiandvorce/status/1447687097524137989?s=21
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https://twitter.com/jamie_elizabeth/status/1448059284097540102?t=A5UiEGxnRQ7dUpFAUEOUIA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/memesmeccha/status/1450926449624588290?s=21
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211021/3e2b93b12ddaad15f91d3e56bb481f08.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211021/1d0f921cd5541128656c2883e237c260.jpg)
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Not worth it bro
https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez/status/1450875129274245127?t=_iCtCC1t-QxIkI4Zp62baw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/violentlyepic/status/1451674812770775041?t=BIE1zn2KvxVveqUW-sEmpw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/violentlyepic/status/1451674812770775041?t=BIE1zn2KvxVveqUW-sEmpw&s=19
I don't think I want to visit this website anymore.
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I don't think I want to visit this website anymore.
honk honk
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https://twitter.com/MacMcCannTX/status/1453030106528632836?t=m7-um9FDpaaWUVjcIbYnmg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/MacMcCannTX/status/1453030106528632836?t=m7-um9FDpaaWUVjcIbYnmg&s=19
fvck social media
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Is that funeral in a school lunchroom?
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Is that funeral in a school lunchroom?
Looks like a VFW/Free Mason lodge.
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https://twitter.com/horse_feedbag/status/1455243570558820352?s=21
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https://twitter.com/PUA_DATING_TIPS/status/1456018496257728514?t=gNDoaP2_Yh8K0DKmXXqRYw&s=19
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https://twitter.com/marchveryown4/status/1457461398515200000?s=21
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https://twitter.com/QuinnMcKay/status/1462767066675613706?t=2fnLYpftadjmFbKxK0I7sg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/QuinnMcKay/status/1462767066675613706?t=2fnLYpftadjmFbKxK0I7sg&s=19
Mark Prevattes's crazier than a shlthouse rat, but guess what? ......Quinn McKay's a tight little piece of derriere ...lol
https://twitter.com/quinnmckay/status/1259234956037013508
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https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rgmrgf
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https://twitter.com/thaboyjozu/status/1471879636409888777?s=21
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Why would anyone want to finger a stripper?
I think about this interaction every day
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1478003075864481794?s=21
Seen so many of these type of videos this is the first one I enjoyed
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https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1478003075864481794?s=21
Seen so many of these type of videos this is the first one I enjoyed
(https://c.tenor.com/e1QrlO8JCEMAAAAC/batman-where-is-she.gif)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/ry3hs0/citro%C3%ABn_now_targets_creeps_to_sell_their_cars
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https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/ry3hs0/citro%C3%ABn_now_targets_creeps_to_sell_their_cars
That can't be real. A lot of these "banned" or controversial commercials that make it onto the internet were never made with any intention of being used, they're done by ad agencies as part of their vision pitch for the business (see the much loved VW Terrorist commercial). It's much like the more bizarre runway outfits that people on the internet love to huff and puff about without realising that they aren't and never were designed for sale or wearing anywhere other than the runway.
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That can't be real. A lot of these "banned" or controversial commercials that make it onto the internet were never made with any intention of being used, they're done by ad agencies as part of their vision pitch for the business (see the much loved VW Terrorist commercial). It's much like the more bizarre runway outfits that people on the internet love to huff and puff about without realising that they aren't and never were designed for sale or wearing anywhere other than the runway.
The top comment links a BBC article that confirms it was real, aired in Egypt, and was pulled.
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The top comment links a BBC article that confirms it was real, aired in Egypt, and was pulled.
That is pretty tone deaf, there are a couple of minor mitigations - she's a pop star and celebrities are fair game, and there's actually nothing illegal about taking pictures in a public place where there's no expectation of privacy - but I'm surprised that it got through the multiple levels of corporate sign off that would have been required.
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That is pretty tone deaf, there are a couple of minor mitigations - she's a pop star and celebrities are fair game, and there's actually nothing illegal about taking pictures in a public place where there's no expectation of privacy - but I'm surprised that it got through the multiple levels of corporate sign off that would have been required.
Comments say the dude is a bigger celeb than the chick which is certainly a choice when it comes to marketing/promotion
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That is pretty tone deaf, there are a couple of minor mitigations - she's a pop star and celebrities are fair game, and there's actually nothing illegal about taking pictures in a public place where there's no expectation of privacy - but I'm surprised that it got through the multiple levels of corporate sign off that would have been required.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220107/4171312baf2350f44cb014c36af81650.jpg)
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omg
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220107/4171312baf2350f44cb014c36af81650.jpg)
That's illegal.
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I think I am going to put it on the next holiday card I send out.
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https://twitter.com/david954fla/status/1481087164305788929?s=21
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https://twitter.com/chump_dick/status/1485849469006626818?t=eTmnuwBNUIJmCTBgldMfiA&s=19
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TIL you can get derriere tuberculosis
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TIL you can get derriere tuberculosis
You can literally get Tb anywhere if it's miliary
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You can literally get Tb anywhere if it's miliary
It’s not Tb if it’s everywhere
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjExMjE1OTM1MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDE3ODc2._V1_.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/ptajennifer/status/1489641773207101441?t=adJNf708UTv-92g5qg8b6w&s=19
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https://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/1493299878838947842?t=lN4FvKrNfbgZtfTlNbr0Eg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/GiannisLamar_/status/1500594375725924353?s=20&t=m0benRlIyJXsj2UC4sXpTg
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https://twitter.com/aiyanajadee/status/1503163980667240449?s=21
Alright this one I actually admire
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https://twitter.com/lozlakeshow/status/1504862827177144321?s=21
Oh man
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https://twitter.com/lozlakeshow/status/1504862827177144321?s=21
Oh man
Holy excrement
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That has to be fake
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Definitely fake.
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https://twitter.com/biggarffan37/status/1505514189690912771?s=21
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https://twitter.com/clubphotos_/status/1513955119888580618?s=21&t=yM3qHm6BUVNykL7tnkCzZQ
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https://twitter.com/ayedocc/status/1514838191991361544?s=21&t=D3gt4N9gtkc_rO5l2x9-Ng
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https://twitter.com/cameljockee/status/1516122894257950720?s=21&t=ByoOCYFQSSAUDkpEh6N8HQ
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https://twitter.com/robisrandomaf_6/status/1518701530609819648?s=21&t=m6y3kIL48yTry-6mietFEw
Can’t wait until the human race goes extinct, they deserve it fr
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https://twitter.com/jrmoneygetting/status/1518695601982033922?s=21&t=mk6rDyPjhnOVfxTVuoEJCQ
d swordz in critical condition
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it's insane how ubiquitous bbl's have become all over the country
no matter how 'well done' they are, they look so bad
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Down awful.
https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/1520992833011740672?s=21&t=eGbyUuHcHBWA1RazuvVw6w (https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/1520992833011740672?s=21&t=eGbyUuHcHBWA1RazuvVw6w)
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https://twitter.com/__notswaylol/status/1525485008487604224?s=21&t=Xo9nkrZhMoyFk52puzSqOQ
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https://twitter.com/__notswaylol/status/1525485008487604224?s=21&t=Xo9nkrZhMoyFk52puzSqOQ
https://twitter.com/Ally__bear/status/1525585601780756487?t=gA03TE55l6ESKPpONCuFBQ&s=19
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Thought about those boobs for the last 24 hours
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Thought about those boobs for the last 24 hours
They are weirdly long.
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Thought about those boobs for the last 24 hours
Honk honk
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https://twitter.com/eko_daddy/status/1525954014554226693?s=21&t=sc7Q-aKqLhBztCfvObJS6w
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https://twitter.com/fspthedon/status/1531615633711980545?s=21&t=aYyZouHq-kO3TO7DqYUGsQ
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https://twitter.com/maediocre/status/1534720853732012032?t=NH-0kO9OZyB0LHaISwzkMg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/maediocre/status/1534720853732012032?t=NH-0kO9OZyB0LHaISwzkMg&s=19
That seems like a pretty awesome idea.
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That seems like a pretty awesome idea.
Agreed.
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If you had 24 hours,
https://v.redd.it/s1xqp4eef5i71
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https://twitter.com/jerrythekid21/status/1537459693995581442?s=21&t=H_svMzldqdrdGcmmwQHzjw
AIDS warning
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https://twitter.com/thesundaytimes/status/1541015731973799939?t=nwwJe3MNIgF80iwBWFWsSQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/TeiaOKOK/status/1541110952292122625?t=OxZ8Gu6hQFtNDu9_aLGh7A&s=19
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Sage advice for women
https://twitter.com/lilnicolebby/status/1542569330600136704?t=TcDLsmem-uZ9WIiQ0v2xQA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1545062413900435456?t=OJJ5CXiSXH6JqIH7jeJkyA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/damidgetzimbo/status/1546849213266419718?s=21&t=QGjkFX29hcUx3paMmzfiXg
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https://twitter.com/damidgetzimbo/status/1546849213266419718?s=21&t=QGjkFX29hcUx3paMmzfiXg
It was a shocking game today so at least someone had fun there.
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https://twitter.com/mrjoshz/status/1547162605722255367?s=21&t=VK60vxix-lbCvRf7cyVXqg
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https://twitter.com/mrjoshz/status/1547162605722255367?s=21&t=VK60vxix-lbCvRf7cyVXqg
"HEY!!!....for the LOVE OF GOD, no 'shaking hands with the general'!"
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/President_Josip_B._Tito_shaking_hands_with_an_unidentified_man_as_Albert_looks_on.jpg/622px-President_Josip_B._Tito_shaking_hands_with_an_unidentified_man_as_Albert_looks_on.jpg)
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https://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/former-pastor-is-sentenced-at-northampton-court-after-performing-sexual-acts-on-a-henry-hoover-at-church-3768276
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https://twitter.com/002bellz/status/1548839402784169986?s=21&t=Zfs1p4Sfmq5QPb8um2YWSg
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(https://www.pornhub.com/insights/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/1-pornhub-insights-2021-year-in-review-map-top-relative-terms-united-states-map.png)
I think Idaho and Arkansas are the 2 funniest.
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(https://www.pornhub.com/insights/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/1-pornhub-insights-2021-year-in-review-map-top-relative-terms-united-states-map.png)
I think Idaho and Arkansas are the 2 funniest.
Massachusetts living up to their Cuck Culture
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(https://www.pornhub.com/insights/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/1-pornhub-insights-2021-year-in-review-map-top-relative-terms-united-states-map.png)
I think Idaho and Arkansas are the 2 funniest.
Ebony in Alabama is hilarious
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Wisconsin is oddly specific.
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Wisconsin is oddly specific.
If i'm not mistaken, and i could be wrong here...but Bo's home state is BBW?
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If i'm not mistaken, and i could be wrong here...but Bo's home state is BBW?
Nope. He's a penis pump man living in a dirty talk state.
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Nope. He's a penis pump man living in a dirty talk state.
excrement...thought he was in cow country. #heffers
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https://twitter.com/kevinsamuelstv/status/1550953637727424515?s=21&t=ZRvMrjehuI62xRabb4K-Zg
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https://twitter.com/incelReplies/status/1551068765219061761?t=9l_0P3laA_Mpm5GlUIMC8Q&s=19
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https://twitter.com/incelReplies/status/1551068765219061761?t=9l_0P3laA_Mpm5GlUIMC8Q&s=19
xdickhog44
lmaoooooooooooooo
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https://twitter.com/oliver_stacks/status/1557918219331141632?s=21&t=7sTbco_PSlm9NiHM0lZe-A
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https://twitter.com/ModestMama_/status/1557733611998412802?t=4cxWprGZe3eFKMvoM9DVvQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/scottishbantrr/status/1559594533243031553?s=21&t=Fyc4fbEvLPwyumD5sLEGuw
NSFW
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https://twitter.com/finesseeness/status/1561834410860740608?s=21&t=WDw9NvtT8cr39hz0uX7wBQ
Can we get her to the tailgate
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https://twitter.com/finesseeness/status/1561834410860740608?s=21&t=WDw9NvtT8cr39hz0uX7wBQ
Can we get her to the tailgate
These parents should be fired.
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https://twitter.com/ateenyalien/status/1562802999717613570?s=21&t=07mEYvVKhTIJ9fRzNTVoVQ
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https://twitter.com/jaimetoph/status/1565872123125587969?s=21&t=C9aJPLevpIInJwTeK-l7mw
Yeeks
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This is something.
https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504
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https://twitter.com/jaimetoph/status/1565872123125587969?s=21&t=C9aJPLevpIInJwTeK-l7mw
Yeeks
BBLs are ruining society
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This is something.
https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504
I'm ded
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This is something.
https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504
Lmao
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(https://i.redd.it/wp5zulz3h9m91.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/mymixtapez/status/1569109256640790528?s=46&t=k7bggiQ-hM92hi2TUhl2tQ
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"I can't tell who's a prostitute anymore"
https://twitter.com/PenTitan/status/1567485935956148225?t=x7WQxUiGJS5_allLL1k3Cg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/RuckCohlchez/status/1572294973424562176?t=M8ZkmUEAVQgEFomphdecxg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/auntiesblocc/status/1587919744044535808?s=46&t=ZHy4_kktiRHO9EOVQUNYRA
You aren’t ready for this
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https://twitter.com/auntiesblocc/status/1587919744044535808?s=46&t=ZHy4_kktiRHO9EOVQUNYRA
You aren’t ready for this
"Come to me....your face it looks like cum to me..."
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Perry_Como%2C_New_York%2C_ca._Oct._1946_%28William_P._Gottlieb_01641%29.jpg/265px-Perry_Como%2C_New_York%2C_ca._Oct._1946_%28William_P._Gottlieb_01641%29.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/hoodville_/status/1588675767780921344?s=46&t=QHweeguPsjOrbvtC-lzybg
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https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1589058634213834752?s=19
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https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1590522577994252288?s=19
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Damn
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https://twitter.com/T8GR8/status/1591143590704476161?s=19
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https://twitter.com/T8GR8/status/1591143590704476161?s=19
This guy got the skin sucked off his dick that night
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Brutal
https://twitter.com/Tinkzorg/status/1592220398955134976?s=19
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Brutal
https://twitter.com/Tinkzorg/status/1592220398955134976?s=19
Oooof. Should prob rethink those left swipes
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Oooof. Should prob rethink those left swipes
That was my main takeaway. Guy can't afford to rest his bat on his shoulder.
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https://twitter.com/schizo_freq/status/1596563679679598596?s=46&t=h5517Uek9n5uWso_XPdDlQ
@coachk
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https://youtube.com/shorts/89LMlt3Uusk
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https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1598067679520493568?s=46&t=rOBAwrR8m_mC-u_2iTA-hw
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For science
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2022-year-in-review
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https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1603669826270101506?s=46&t=_dzwTHWbDX0_VMfemhcrcw
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https://twitter.com/janegail2/status/1605574732971229184?s=46&t=bRD3TizF2YczxH7Pw9xeLw
They just mentioned this story on WFAN lol
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https://twitter.com/janegail2/status/1605574732971229184?s=46&t=bRD3TizF2YczxH7Pw9xeLw
They just mentioned this story on WFAN lol
I could have sworn this wasn’t the first time this happened. Like I distinctly remember a story where an English EOD team detailing how they had to “cut him away” from the shell to get it out. I’m not searching for it.
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/43p893/this-girl-conned-dozens-of-dudes-into-going-on-a-mass-tinder-date-with-her-vgtrn
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@aknottyprincess
I will leave this here and let you choose whether or not to go down this rabbit hole.
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Troll account, some of the posts were too extreme to be believable
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Troll account, some of the posts were too extreme to be believable
Protecting your sanity, good move.
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Lots of desperate incels hella mad that literal dogs are getting more action and interest from a reasonably attractive girl than them.
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https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1615703503946788864?s=46&t=Q8IQcAMqurSgIuLLENEh3g
No cap, I had the thought to make a WYHI post with these 2
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Protecting your sanity, good move.
https://twitter.com/50_beowulf_/status/1614340509580906497?s=46&t=Q8IQcAMqurSgIuLLENEh3g
This is where im at
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https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1615703503946788864?s=46&t=Q8IQcAMqurSgIuLLENEh3g
No cap, I had the thought to make a WYHI post with these 2
A real Sophie's choice here
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A real Sophie's choice here
Not really, Sophie had to make a choice. "Neither" was the worst option available to her but "either" also damned her, whereas in this situation "freak you neither" is a viable and correct option.
Although the correct answer of the two is the crook, not the cop.
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https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1615703503946788864?s=46&t=Q8IQcAMqurSgIuLLENEh3g
No cap, I had the thought to make a WYHI post with these 2
why didn't you?
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https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1615703503946788864?s=46&t=Q8IQcAMqurSgIuLLENEh3g
No cap, I had the thought to make a WYHI post with these 2
Funniest response:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FmwiPPlacAE1bJu?format=jpg&name=small)
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why didn't you?
I swear to God it came to me in a vision last night after seeing a bunch of the gangbang cop memes
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https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1615727349617532929?s=46&t=mTuyudR2M51t82BlAGXCcg
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@aknottyprincess
I will leave this here and let you choose whether or not to go down this rabbit hole.
Who am I to judge. I do hope she has the good sense to practice safer sex.
https://www.sfspca.org/ad-campaigns/animal-instincts-pet-condoms-geometry-global/
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https://twitter.com/alicevanherpen/status/1617352994743549953?s=46&t=FJKIbW7RCReXY43GMZ_-8Q
Don’t check the quote tweets if you hate titties
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https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1620091517259087874?s=46&t=rAslETKLP_Q7NXejEmwEIw
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https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1620091517259087874?s=46&t=rAslETKLP_Q7NXejEmwEIw
This is what happens when you let children read Animorphs.
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https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1620091517259087874?s=46&t=rAslETKLP_Q7NXejEmwEIw
Not a surprise, but I don't know anything about anything this is talking about. Weird people. Can't these people go outside and play some basketball or something?
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https://twitter.com/k3t4k4t/status/1620173938637819904?s=46&t=ncOnCS1rwl94pt4bLCePtw
Every day
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Not a surprise, but I don't know anything about anything this is talking about. Weird people. Can't these people go outside and play some basketball or something?
I envy you.
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https://twitter.com/dexerto/status/1620091517259087874?s=46&t=rAslETKLP_Q7NXejEmwEIw
This was a weird rabbit hole to fall down at 8am.
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https://twitter.com/k3t4k4t/status/1620173938637819904?s=46&t=ncOnCS1rwl94pt4bLCePtw
Every day
Bahahaha
https://twitter.com/trygraptor/status/1620161463561392128?s=19
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Bahahaha
https://twitter.com/trygraptor/status/1620161463561392128?s=19
“I hope this doesn’t awaken something inside of me”
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Bahahaha
https://twitter.com/trygraptor/status/1620161463561392128?s=19
would
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Bahahaha
https://twitter.com/trygraptor/status/1620161463561392128?s=19
'A$$ on backwards' never looked so good
doggy quality, missionary price
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This is why you should never buy flowers
https://v.redd.it/io5u6ojjvvfa1
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This is why you should never buy flowers
https://v.redd.it/io5u6ojjvvfa1
Betcha the iceman cumeth...
* he made 1st team all-family *
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https://twitter.com/mariadecotis/status/1625589417867108352?s=46&t=pgHBdoCGcF2bek_sqS5iOw
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https://twitter.com/mariadecotis/status/1625589417867108352?s=46&t=pgHBdoCGcF2bek_sqS5iOw
this excrement was so fvcking hilarious
guy sexually harasses a female comedian by sending her unsolicited nudes on a website on the internet, all of his own volition, and then flips out when those same pics he posted onto the site himself spread on the site further
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https://twitter.com/birdrespecter/status/1629228931386847232?s=46&t=bAa67HwNN1psg1jIxV4rVA
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https://twitter.com/acanticleforkev/status/1630670458780635139?t=ZwFZeRSoZY3SedjJDe1zkA&s=19
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230301/1c2dab351dff4912df5765bae3d45ed7.jpg)
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"excicute"
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"excicute"
Chick doesn’t know her murder
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https://twitter.com/uncensoredpromo/status/1631128751109971971?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Every day we stray further from God
NSFW
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what the freak
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I'm trying to decide which fetish likely kickstarted the eventual result. Did it start with bondage? Moving vehicles? Inversion? Public humiliation? Freshly cut grass?
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I'm trying to decide which fetish likely kickstarted the eventual result. Did it start with bondage? Moving vehicles? Inversion? Public humiliation? Freshly cut grass?
I was speechless at all of the above, and then someone in the comments pointed out what I had missed with everything going on:
SPOILERS
a reverse gravity dildo contraption blasting her in the vag
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So if you hadn't seen that, what exactly was it that made you post it with that comment?
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https://www.mashed.com/140735/ranking-fast-foods-fried-fish-sandwiches-from-worst-to-first/
And for the health food fanatic in you
https://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/a42823356/best-fast-food-fish-sandwiches/
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https://twitter.com/writtenbyhanna/status/1635344717511794689?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://twitter.com/meganbitchell/status/1636423533466116098?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Thirst trap specialist is fake upset at intended result
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Really dumb feature though, thanks again Elon
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230321/ff2dc2245eb42eedddd482baa1664fa7.jpg)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12662wo/to_get_her_boyfriend_back/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12662wo/to_get_her_boyfriend_back/)
Who could have guessed that banging a chick with forehead and neck tattoos would result in this
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https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12662wo/to_get_her_boyfriend_back/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12662wo/to_get_her_boyfriend_back/)
Who could have guessed that banging a chick with forehead and neck tattoos would result in this
Would still bang
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Would still bang
imagine a girl being that infatuated with a guy and liking a guy that much. i think he's lucky
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Would still bang
Translation: a standing c0ck has no conscience or love’s blind (take yer pick)
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https://twitter.com/mrgreen/status/1656939441829605376?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Rapture plz
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https://twitter.com/israelizreal/status/1663732916331982850?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://nypost.com/2023/06/07/zion-williamsons-pregnancy-reveal-set-off-porn-star-moriah-mills/
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He definitely appears to have a type.
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Happy hoe's slaphappy hose
https://nypost.com/2023/06/07/stephen-a-smith-pissed-off-by-zion-williamsons-porn-star-imbroglio/
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He definitely appears to have a type.
Kyle Lowry sized derriere implants
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(https://i.redd.it/0bczh7pad16b1.jpg)
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One of these days they’ll be able to find the groomers right under their noses
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One of these days they’ll be able to find the groomers right under their noses
When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the hoo-ha. You can do anything.
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Scrumpdiddlyumptious fish sammich…..wuzzup wasabi?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Nyotaimori_2.jpg)
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Tailgate 2023
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Shocked face.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65959097
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https://twitter.com/thatsludachriss/status/1673531188840103936?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://twitter.com/JUSTAPARTYG1RL/status/1676360241137713153?t=lFeY1zEnSc8dMqPTdUaUBA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/no1guncle/status/1679509287838658561?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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hoo-ha fumes
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ha-ha femmes
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https://twitter.com/no1guncle/status/1679509287838658561?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dKESPu/
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Most important election of our lifetime
https://twitter.com/jonathanmb32/status/1680404019812921344?t=yDFWzgqR0DQ9GlZI46qPTQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/oldrowofficial/status/1688236635400327168?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
NSFL
We’ve all been there
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God dammit SFD
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(https://media.tenor.com/DHNxLOThS0oAAAAC/triple-h-disgusted.gif)
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https://twitter.com/messedupfoods/status/1688301421404336128?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
I have the weirdest boner rn
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https://twitter.com/fearedbuck/status/1690512062370201600?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://twitter.com/fearedbuck/status/1690512062370201600?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Where's the link tho
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https://x.com/mrsmet/status/1691534719840559104?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
GYAT
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would
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https://x.com/dexerto/status/1691832331252740449?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
$31 for a hoo-ha Flash? In this Economy?
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https://x.com/nocapfights/status/1711305499822408155?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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Am I doing this right:
(https://i.imgur.com/DSUXAPu.jpg)
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https://x.com/goodreddit/status/1715315605455163427?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
https://x.com/imbillray/status/1701039804844998802?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1716858810487251408?t=srFHl9BgaOOmcN9kNt3_4w&s=19
I know this is outrage bait but still
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https://x.com/fuckyourputs/status/1716594223087223101?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/rtnba/status/1716579824133619909?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/rtnba/status/1716579824133619909?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Rizzard of Oz
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https://x.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1722624909690708097?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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I disagree with the first part, but i'm only going by what worked for me. It may or may not work for everybody, but it seemed pretty damn effective.
When i used to bang/pick up strippers, here's what I do.
I'd go alone, typically on not such a busy night. I'd be dressed well, order a drink from the bar or the cocktail waitress and sit halfway between the stage and wherever else.
I wouldn't go out of my way to make eye contact, and would generally act aloof, enjoy my drink and glance passingly at the stage. Strippers would come up to me and either a.) ask if i wanted a dance or b.) asked some stupid generic question like "where are you from?" or c.) occasionally some were brazen enough to outright ask me to buy them a drink.
If it was a or c, i'd immediately say "I don't get dances/buy drinks for someone I don't know". Sometimes if they were in pure hustle mode they'd leave, other times they'd hang around and chill and drop the stripper persona bullshit. If it was B, i'd roll my eyes and tell them to stop reading off their script and talk to me like a person. That almost always worked, especially if they were kind of already wanting to go home or were having a shitty night otherwise. It basically conveys that you're not a chump and know what's up. In general that's why I don't faun over women no matter how hot whether celebrity or regular girl or stripper or whatever. It's amazing how women react when you hold them accountable for their behavior and call them out on their bullshit.
From there, i've had crazy conversations and some girls even will spill their guts and their problems. If they're cool and appear to be relatively sincere(which even with a keen eye, can occasionally be hard to tell), i'll order a drink for them after a time. I won't ask them if they want one, i'll just order it (and if they want something else they'll say it). You can generally discern from the conversation whether they party or not.
Generally one of a couple of things happens from there. A.) they give me their number to hang outside the club/after they get off b.) depending on the club, they can work something out with the bouncer in the back rooms. You tip the bouncer well, throw the girl a few bucks(they won't count dances) and you get away with basically freaking them/getting head/finger blasting them or whatever and not paying much c.) Same scenario as b, but if you have drugs you basically do the same thing and can get away with just tipping the bouncer.
I've even had that scenario where the girl has the coke or E or whatever adn we end up doing it in the back while we're freaking around. That's rare but it's happened.
it depends on the joint, but south florida strip clubs are shadier enough to where the bouncer thing works.
Worst case scenario, i've paid for dances in the back room at a regular rate but had the stripper making out with me(not the other way around)..saying excrement like treat me like your girlfriend (i.e.) stick your hands anywhere, they put their mouth along my jeans/pants or whatever etc or more. Depends on the girl. I've never gotten a lame dance that way. Sometimes i'd get the number after also
Drugs were optional lol...but sometimes I had coke or E or whatever because I was coming from partying somewhere else. It wasn't always necessary, but it certainly made for more fun times.
There's some great advice here guys, read on.
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That is still the best post in site history
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That is still the best post in site history
There are at 5 posts on the first page that are amazing. That one in particular is gold for sure.
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RIP Fenwyr
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RIP JFIF too probably
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Finger blasting...lol
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RIP JFIF too probably
STD szn
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(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt9N0rCCZjGWyQM/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e479vh0j7a65l9sdhhotp6mvlj6jwbrpeshu7si4xgj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
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(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt9N0rCCZjGWyQM/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e479vh0j7a65l9sdhhotp6mvlj6jwbrpeshu7si4xgj&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Fun fact: I have the Southpark Fingerbang figurines on my desk at work. I haven't seen my cubicle since 2020.
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https://x.com/2cool2blog/status/1723476137483935981?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/nickstillhere/status/1728664929480364210?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/nickstillhere/status/1728664929480364210?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Can't even blame club lighting, that place is lit up like a McDonalds.
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Can't even blame club lighting, that place is lit up like a McDonalds.
That's dude's shlang brain is laser focused on hole and nothing else. Military precision.
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https://twitter.com/NATERERUN/status/1731343445942227301?t=3otBcKluIeBU1FjBu3LZbQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/NATERERUN/status/1731343445942227301?t=3otBcKluIeBU1FjBu3LZbQ&s=19
This ruined my day
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This ruined my day
"Smells like prunes"
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"Smells like prunes"
He did not say "smells"
"smellsded like prunes"
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He did not say "smells"
"smellsded like prunes"
Lol
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https://x.com/joshlekach/status/1731770290735022310?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/joshlekach/status/1731770290735022310?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
The replies to that tweet are even worse than the text message he sent her, and yet more evidence that Twitter is entirely populated by fat losers that the world would be better off without.
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https://x.com/courtnewsuk/status/1001852992763711491?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
He did nothing wrong
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The replies to that tweet are even worse than the text message he sent her, and yet more evidence that Twitter is entirely populated by fat losers that the world would be better off without.
Woah woah woah I may be a loser but I’m not fat
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https://x.com/courtnewsuk/status/1001852992763711491?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
He did nothing wrong
He looks guilty, haha
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He looks guilty, haha
racist
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(https://preview.redd.it/8bb5i197fj4c1.jpg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2cf1731d78e0329f6da2d1b88eaef15469f8ecd)
Is someone keeping track of these OnlyFans girls, because I've got to believe there's a number of them who've met their biggest fans and then were never heard from again.
"LMFAOO Bruh too thirsty"
No, Bruh is a psychopath who definitely owns duct tape and zip ties and lye.
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^shes a mainstream artist which makes this kinda funnier
She don’t know you lil bro
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https://x.com/rubirose/status/1730638225855676773?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
In case you couldn’t picture in your head what this guy looks like
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Spent $60K on her OnlyFans...
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Spent $60K on her OnlyFans...
…in 1 month.
How does that even work?
Pretty sure he’s an NFT bro
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…in 1 month.
How does that even work?
Pretty sure he’s an NFT bro
"Crypt Whale..." yup.
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Do you even Doge bruh?
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https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1733482551296106572?t=L9axfcvX_shPvFRdykqmjQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1733482551296106572?t=L9axfcvX_shPvFRdykqmjQ&s=19
coffee originated in africa. but yeah his sister getting his dick up for a cup of folgers
freaking piece of excrement
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https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1733482551296106572?t=L9axfcvX_shPvFRdykqmjQ&s=19
https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history
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https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k?si=8zxv8QCCYrC7ETsh (https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k?si=8zxv8QCCYrC7ETsh)
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https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/simone-biles-husband-unbothered-interview-backlash-said-was-catch-marr-rcna131028
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Green Bay Packers safety Jonathan Owens said he is “unbothered” following online criticism for saying he was the “catch” in his marriage to Simone Biles and that he did not know who she was before they started dating.
TBF, I didn't know who he was before they started dating. She's definitely got the beating of him in the fame and money stakes.
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RG3 2024
https://twitter.com/RGIII/status/1739406205942919376?t=WjEpab_gDAviw6uW1eXEbw&s=19
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https://x.com/everythingooc/status/1740015426321711373?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240105/bf9a1d60a3a9697c0b48f24b9869ea7e.jpg)
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dcm, that you?
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dcm, that you?
Bumble is not the same thing as Grindr
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I'm so glad most of the dating apps came along after I got married. I'd have been a total disaster with those things.
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I'm so glad most of the dating apps came along after I got married. I'd have been a total disaster with those things.
I come from the generation of actually talking to chicks in person and getting shot down.
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I'm so glad most of the dating apps came along after I got married. I'd have been a total disaster with those things.
"do you like salty ham?"
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I come from the generation of actually talking to chicks in person and getting shot down.
I tried to make damn sure I had a chance of hearing yes before I even bothered, still got shot down some. Doing it in person had risk of embarrassment. Now I guess the embarrassment of getting shot down has been replaced with the embarrassment of your mistakes being on social media forever.
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I come from the generation of actually talking to chicks in person and getting shot down.
That’s still very much a part of the equation.
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I tried to make damn sure I had a chance of hearing yes before I even bothered, still got shot down some. Doing it in person had risk of embarrassment.
we call this "the thrill of the kill"
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That’s still very much a part of the equation.
it doesn't hurt as bad when you're liquored up like a hobo.
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it doesn't hurt as bad when you're liquored up like a hobo.
Self fulfilling prophecy at that point.
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2024 tailgate weekend Saturday night. Ricks. Your future wife.
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you just need the rizz no cap fr fr I am 12
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you just need the rizz no cap fr fr I am 12
This guy fucks
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https://x.com/dudespostingws/status/1744722088168960330?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
We’ve been out-Rizzed
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https://x.com/robertmsterling/status/1744927681332802002?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/rascalfkennedy1/status/1745270818014195868?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
GYATTTT
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https://x.com/rascalfkennedy1/status/1745270818014195868?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
GYATTTT
Yes.
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https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1746789380742955116?t=FIF1AdXV6E7jgXe67o5tcg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1746789380742955116?t=FIF1AdXV6E7jgXe67o5tcg&s=19
She skipped a step.
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She skipped a step.
The rohypnol?
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The rohypnol?
There's supposed to be head before she jumps on it.
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Love to analyze data
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1763383809284731208?t=QUWryuRP1o7HBTlwlnPObQ&s=19
https://aella.substack.com/p/my-birthday-gangbang
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Love to analyze data
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1763383809284731208?t=QUWryuRP1o7HBTlwlnPObQ&s=19
He did the thing!
https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/1763396209350205548?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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Need this breakdown with the Dune popcorn bucket
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Need this breakdown with the Dune popcorn bucket
35 didn't cum
24 came
1 became the Kwisatz Haderach
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Imagine cumming in a fluffer but not the birthday girl. Embarrassing
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Imagine cumming in a fluffer but not the birthday girl. Embarrassing
Imagine being the 27th dude to cum in the birthday girl
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Imagine being the 27th dude to cum in the birthday girl
(https://i.imgflip.com/2fyp8w.jpg)
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https://x.com/polypocketknife/status/1764732522540523829?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/itmightbepierre/status/1767584248280621211?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
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https://x.com/itmightbepierre/status/1767584248280621211?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
She's a keeper.