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Title: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2013, 02:55:53 PM
In other news.. Megatron is unfurling real
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Libero_2 on October 27, 2013, 04:41:18 PM
Whooo first HOF ever! I'm awesome
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on October 28, 2013, 07:29:08 AM
Coach K had some doozies. Hopefully he still has that same phone.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on October 28, 2013, 05:22:19 PM
Coach K had some doozies. Hopefully he still has that same phone.

took the words out of my mouth. sadly im too lazy to type this name in on my phone. so i havent made a single mobile post since the new site. lol
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on October 28, 2013, 06:03:11 PM
took the words out of my mouth. sadly im too lazy to type this name in on my phone. so i havent made a single mobile post since the new site. lol

we can change it to "Coach B" if you want.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 30, 2013, 11:56:27 AM
Its OK, I just wanted titanium make sure it was nothing I had wrong on my end.  I can totally live with it.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on October 30, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
You dick.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2013, 07:35:23 PM
I'm having a heart attack.... oh wait it's beet shits.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on November 02, 2013, 07:55:42 PM

I'm surprised it corrected beer and not shits.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Tommy on November 02, 2013, 08:40:42 PM
Beet shits sounds much worse.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on November 02, 2013, 08:41:11 PM
Beet shits sounds much worse.
It would probably look purple-black.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on November 03, 2013, 07:30:34 AM
It would probably look purple-black.

Not to mention it would look like something is horribly wrong with your derriere.  Beet excrement or derriere cancer.......you make the call.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on November 11, 2013, 06:54:27 PM
Yeah Sanchez will have to be cut first before anyone would sign him unless we or his Jew team could somehow restructure his contract in some odd way, which I can't see how it would be done.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on November 17, 2013, 04:47:35 PM
Again inspire of QB play, this team is contending
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2013, 04:01:22 PM
Not deciding this with a win over the Raises. Beat someone who is playing well.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 08, 2013, 10:50:47 PM
(Also, how the freak did you when already?)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 31, 2013, 11:44:37 AM
I don't think we're good at HB with teo injury prone backs on the roster but I'm not too interested in MJD's husk.

(http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzAxLzE3LzQ1L21hbnRpdGVvLjg0Mzg4LmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/d7837873/584/manti-teo.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: CatoTheElder on December 31, 2013, 11:48:04 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on December 31, 2013, 05:37:54 PM
Thanks to auto-correct, Brett Hundley will now be known as Brett Hound Key. 
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on January 01, 2014, 06:08:31 AM
I'm back guys, I'll be able to contribute to this thread again.

Unless I'm on my laptop where my typing becomes idiot proof
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2014, 02:27:50 PM
So if we went receiver rounds 1 and 2, you'd feel comfortable either A. Having genos top 3 recorders being kerley and 2 rookies, or B. Spending a second round pick on a number 4 reciever?

(http://hemiola07.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/00175043.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on January 21, 2014, 02:03:36 PM
If Dimms is better than said vet then he earns the spot, if not then the Jets can get rid of a cheap contract.

(http://d1435t697bgi2o.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dim-bulb.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 21, 2014, 07:58:27 PM
That's officially his new nickname.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 01:44:45 PM
At this point I'm just preaching to the choir. Nothing you dong know

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on February 03, 2014, 03:42:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f0Hb7bc.jpg)

I'm surprised this is my only entry in the last month lol
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: guinness77 on February 03, 2014, 06:59:01 PM
Again inspire of QB play, this team is contending
Why do I read this in Yoda's voice?
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on February 03, 2014, 07:52:21 PM
If we have an opportunity to extend him in a favorable manor of course that would be the most ideal scenario for both sides

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Tommy on February 03, 2014, 08:25:12 PM
Hahhaahahaha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on February 22, 2014, 08:39:46 AM
Internal strife or not, the miners were a doormat for the decade of the 2000s

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01734/trappedMiners_1734657c.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2014, 08:34:41 AM
Dunno what to make of him. Don't like his pocket presence at all, IM curious to see how he handles not being able to throw jump balls to Evans on broken plays, there's slot to criticize.

(http://www.pokergamingproducts.com/images/D/10-41440_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on February 27, 2014, 08:53:14 AM


Lol now were just reaching at this point
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on February 27, 2014, 08:55:44 AM
alot -> slot

Not only was it originally a typo, it was autocorrected into the wrong thing.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on February 27, 2014, 10:45:38 AM
alot -> slot

Not only was it originally a typo, it was autocorrected into the wrong thing.

It happened again in the pick one thread just now.

But very underwhelming considering the greatest hits my phone has under it's belt
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 06, 2014, 10:35:12 AM
Both are worth keeping IMO. Walls is a solid nickel and Canister is good on ST 3Rd/4th CB

(http://memteaimports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Canister_35oz_crop.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2014, 08:11:22 AM
We alibis granite AS good as his numbers dictate, but you don't put up those numbers by being a scrub.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on March 12, 2014, 08:51:49 AM


I think I can figure that out:

Aqib Talib is as good as his #'s dictate?
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2014, 02:29:37 PM
The thought of Colon and Giacomini next to Eachother should give refs  elbow nutrition anticipation lg the flags they'd be throwing

(http://i.imgur.com/kxk2x.gif)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on March 12, 2014, 02:44:54 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: AlioTheFool on March 12, 2014, 02:51:35 PM
This thread could legitimately be re-titled: "Coach B's posts."
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
This thread could legitimately be re-titled: "Coach B's posts."

Its original incarnation on YDKF was named after him, but then other people posted funny mistakes so I went general.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2014, 02:54:58 PM
hahaha

Give refs elbow nutrition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Hoch rollin that body
got every man in here wishin
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 12, 2014, 10:37:25 PM
We filled a huge need in FA. We went net positive on one position at OL, but we still need to plug big Knowles in OL and CB.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 13, 2014, 06:35:09 AM
Well, I'm fortunate to be in a poison where spending that much money on even useless excrement doesn't necessitate me "saving face" or justifying the cost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Johnny English on March 13, 2014, 11:02:16 AM
All these meatheads are metal in one way or another.

(http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/gallery/08623_154702_gwarpaphotosL190608.jpg)

Although I do like the idea of having Gwar playing offensive line.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 17, 2014, 08:13:27 AM
Yeah that was definitely part of it. I think it's tough to attract FAs to the jets right now unless we really play the NYC angel.

http://www.newyorkangels.com/
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on March 17, 2014, 10:32:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kxk2x.gif)

elbow bursitis but who gives a freak at this point. certainly not my phone
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on March 18, 2014, 03:34:24 PM
Maybe he grows some balls and wants me to be more than some bundle of sticks that everybody hates, and isn't respected nearly as much as he should be.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 22, 2014, 09:19:31 AM
And you vast wards kept bringing up desean Jackson and made me think that we signed him.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2014, 10:58:44 AM
I love it when guineas gets agitated.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Guinea_Pig_eating_apple.JPG)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on April 02, 2014, 09:22:14 AM
Lunchbox's injuries were pure bad luck. His knew got rolled on back to back seasons.


Damn knew injuries.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Tommy on April 02, 2014, 10:36:08 AM



Couldn't find a pic for "vast wards". Nigga u slippin.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2014, 08:28:30 AM
Yea I completely mossed the preseason part first time around and thought you meant someone making the roster over him if he were to sign here.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Moss.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on April 03, 2014, 11:21:39 AM
Damn knew injuries.

Just goes to show you how much of a freak accident they were

The only 2 documented knew injuries in medical history
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 03, 2014, 01:31:45 PM
Is she playing a carpet locker?

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 18, 2014, 03:41:09 PM
Puck's typing with marbles in his mouth today.

It off the closet is more accurate.

It's not logic it's fact, you guys whine a lot about the weather. Logic would be if we tried a problem like when it's cold does Guinness MBGreen Badger and everyone else whine more then last July when it was over 100. That's a logic problem.

Best Regards,

Puckstapo
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2014, 03:42:14 PM
Puck, come it off the closet.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: AlioTheFool on April 18, 2014, 03:47:10 PM
Puck, come it off the closet.

It's logic.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 18, 2014, 03:54:13 PM
It's logic.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just logic.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2014, 05:02:17 PM
Hahahahaha I love it.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 27, 2014, 01:47:26 PM
But of luck Cato.

(http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/ijml4z-l-610x610-underwear-cute-panties-knickers-polka-dot-green-white-feeling-lucky-lace.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Libero_2 on April 27, 2014, 02:50:20 PM
(http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/ijml4z-l-610x610-underwear-cute-panties-knickers-polka-dot-green-white-feeling-lucky-lace.jpg)

Yes, yes I am!
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2014, 11:20:14 AM
But they might actually save Lucas from further ba star dining his legacy and redeem the series beyond clone wars.

http://www.tripadvisor.in/Travel-g1893705-s5/Bastar-District:India:Dining.Scene.html
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Tommy on April 30, 2014, 01:40:30 PM

(http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/ijml4z-l-610x610-underwear-cute-panties-knickers-polka-dot-green-white-feeling-lucky-lace.jpg)

That's one typo that I can get behind
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on April 30, 2014, 01:42:23 PM
There's an derriere somewhere in that pic
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 08, 2014, 06:34:42 AM
I love the versatility in a pinch. I 5 honk he's gone before 18 though so it's prolly a moot point

(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)
(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)(http://www.lilyrose.org/stilesdrewe/honk.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on May 08, 2014, 08:34:41 AM
^ hahahaha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on May 08, 2014, 08:35:55 AM
5 honk lol
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on May 08, 2014, 08:48:35 AM
Sammy Watkins is the only 5 honk prospect in this draft.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on May 08, 2014, 08:57:21 AM
Sammy Watkins is the only 5 honk prospect in this draft.

Tahj Boyd - 1 honk prospect
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on May 09, 2014, 11:19:42 PM
Reminds me a lot of Jason Seahorn.

(http://www.bugsmacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/SeaHorn.jpg?adfcdc)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 12, 2014, 02:46:02 PM
My main problem with comparing Amaro with Schandler is that I view Schandler as a replacement level talent that has thrived on volume over the past few year.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Schindler,_Oskar.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on May 15, 2014, 09:35:56 AM
I'd like to see any of you try and have a successful career as a WR with Mark Sanchez and Geno Smoth throwing you the ball.

Geno Smoothe
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 10:00:07 AM
I'd like to see any of you try and have a successful career as a WR with Mark Sanchez and Geno Smoth throwing you the ball.
Did you mean Geno's Moth?

I googled that here are a few things that came up:

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6963/1929/1600/95-JensMoth.jpg)

(http://croknows.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/genos-steaks.jpg)




(http://croknows.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/moth-ear-1.jpg?w=300&h=213)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 15, 2014, 10:01:51 AM
Moths are freaking disgusting.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 10:04:00 AM
Moths are freaking disgusting.

Especially when throwing the ball.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: SixFeetDeep on May 15, 2014, 10:10:18 AM
the o key is right next to the I key you freaking cocksuckers
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on May 15, 2014, 10:22:51 AM
the o key is right next to the I key you freaking cocksuckers

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on May 17, 2014, 06:14:02 AM
IMO Bush is nothing more than a special teaser, never has been.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2014, 03:54:29 PM
How the freak did auto correct fix the wrong words but not the words I clearly spelled wrong. Jesus Chris.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 28, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
Didn't know he was that old, 85. You never really heard of him dying soon like with rash wilspn

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Rash.jpg)
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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on June 13, 2014, 09:40:21 AM
To be honey, I couldn't give less of a freak. Let them slaughter each other out there. Means less bodies to devote to terrorist attacks against the U.S.

No problem, Sugar.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on June 20, 2014, 09:33:12 AM
Advertising is worth less, their products might sell less etc etc. Of course this negative press "could" hurt sales as well. It's possum let that internal data suggests they make more money keeping the name the same

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: dcm1602 on June 20, 2014, 11:36:33 AM
(http://dixiebonespost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/possum1.jpg)

You didn't know possum was a business term?

Bulls, bears, and possums
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on June 26, 2014, 11:20:17 AM
You keno I'm right, but won't ever admit it.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on July 09, 2014, 03:18:22 PM
Arrives in the mail tomorrow. If it's half as food as the last one it'll at least be amussing.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on July 09, 2014, 03:18:36 PM
If it's half as food as the last one it'll at least be amussing.

(http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/3539935/3/stock-photo-3539935-young-woman-gritting-teeth-frustration-anger-mussing-hair-on-white.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: CatoTheElder on July 11, 2014, 11:21:58 PM
#wining
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on July 17, 2014, 11:24:14 AM
Isn't bilal and Johnson component in pass blocking?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Component-cables.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on July 17, 2014, 11:47:38 AM
HDMI Powell
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on July 31, 2014, 09:57:28 PM
I almost didn't want to do this one.

We'll be thinking about you msn.

(http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/msn_logo_detail.jpg)
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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on August 01, 2014, 06:06:39 AM
We'll be thinking about you m'sn
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on August 04, 2014, 10:00:37 AM
I think Cindy wanted the ability to get out quickly if he doesn't play to  expectations.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on August 04, 2014, 10:37:06 AM
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120215002236/seuss/images/8/8c/Grinch-stole-christmas4.jpg)

Dammit.  I can't see excrement right now.  My laptop is about 12 feet from my face because I can't see up close.  freaking eye doctor.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on August 13, 2014, 09:00:46 AM
Miss 3 to 4 weeks of the season or alto gather ?

(http://worthingsuzuki.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Suzuki-Alto-Compact-Fuel-Efficient.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Waterhouse-gather_ye_rosebuds-1909.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2014, 10:31:01 AM
altoid gether

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Altoid_and_tin.JPG/1024px-Altoid_and_tin.JPG)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2014, 12:49:05 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Altoid_and_tin.JPG/1024px-Altoid_and_tin.JPG)
On purpose doesn't count.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on August 13, 2014, 12:54:26 PM
Everything counts.

/MBstapo
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on August 13, 2014, 12:56:48 PM


Everything cunts.

/MBstapo



Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2014, 12:40:08 AM
Been drinking a lot of magnets lately. It's better than the other ciders, less sweet.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on August 24, 2014, 05:44:17 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/are-you-a-magnet-icp.jpg)
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on August 24, 2014, 06:40:17 PM
Tebow is done trying to be a qb, he'll make more money and more celebrity on the SEad0k6

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I got nothing, but here are some of the top Google image search results for that.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: IATA on August 24, 2014, 06:51:21 PM
Oops. My kid attacked me mid post lawl

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on August 28, 2014, 04:12:56 PM
I'm sorry, the second the NFL saw Rice lunch out his girlfriend he should have been suspended a year, at best.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on August 28, 2014, 04:14:06 PM
I knew that was coming here. hahaha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: guinness77 on August 28, 2014, 05:56:13 PM
Yeah. Not surprised. Haha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on September 19, 2014, 08:55:28 PM
Yeah getting tired of the lunch mob attitude.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on September 27, 2014, 02:06:53 PM
That said he wasn't that far off calling the owner a dark spider who condones and encourages the insulting of jets players coaches media members and their fanbase.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Libero_2 on September 27, 2014, 02:52:39 PM
That picture is terrifying badger.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: guinness77 on October 04, 2014, 08:46:05 AM
I love hit lesbo' s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew0m8e91OAM
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on October 10, 2014, 12:30:20 PM
Singe White Female

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 11, 2014, 04:44:03 PM
I expected a person of color cal presence, but Oregon had been more successful lately.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: IATA on October 11, 2014, 04:46:11 PM
Oh wow. Oops.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 13, 2014, 12:40:31 PM
Would you mind one of us pinching him in the face?

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Fenwyr on October 14, 2014, 05:45:44 PM
(http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/137535.jpg)

I already responded before coming here.  Live and learn.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2014, 01:37:08 PM
But why would you look at the second read after seeing the first read is wife open?

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: dcm1602 on October 26, 2014, 01:37:30 PM
I immediately knew this was coming
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 26, 2014, 08:38:04 PM
We are pretty competitive, we can't close because our QB is a freaking moron who does do pump stuff all the time.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: dcm1602 on October 27, 2014, 08:04:01 PM
You could see how out of sink he was yesterday.  hopefully, first team reps will help with that.
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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2014, 08:20:36 PM
Terrible. If you're not going to make an effort, don't post in this thread.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 27, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
Terrible. If you're not going to make an effort, don't post in this thread.

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To be fair he didn't post it in here, I moved it.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Johnny English on October 27, 2014, 08:25:21 PM
Should have deleted that lazy derriere bullshit.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: dcm1602 on October 27, 2014, 08:47:20 PM
Terrible. If you're not going to make an effort, don't post in this thread.

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I didn't realize this was your clothes shopping thread.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on October 28, 2014, 08:46:47 AM
I fry some bacon on a pan, crack 2 eggs into it, mix them around, and viola. Breakfast.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on October 29, 2014, 07:50:36 AM
Can someone Exxon the difference in skill sets between a guard and tackle?

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Johnny English on October 31, 2014, 10:25:51 PM
I've honestly no idea how this happens, or what to do with it.

Guys willing to give up sower stars in exchange for players whose value cobra from their future draft position...
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Fenwyr on November 02, 2014, 11:39:28 PM
I've honestly no idea how this happens, or what to do with it.

"Quote from: Mantana Soss on October 31, 2014, 04:05:22 PM
Guys willing to give up sower stars in exchange for players whose value cobra from their future draft position..."

Allow me to assist...

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: NDMick on November 04, 2014, 09:27:17 AM
and he shouts in Spanish "yo mani, I want to swallow your farts from dat derriere."


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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Fenwyr on November 15, 2014, 11:54:46 AM
If memory serves, McDogual tore a knee up in HS, and had a messed up Nile for either his freshman or Sophmore year (that he played through) then FUBARD his shoulder senior year.

So yeah the guy wasn't clean before the draft.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Fenwyr on December 09, 2014, 12:12:50 PM
He may talk slot but he's never said anything inappropriate.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on December 09, 2014, 04:02:55 PM
I prefer the method of prison-shanking a porn loin and then shoving garlic chunks in the holes.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 22, 2014, 01:29:13 PM
Jim Harbaugh ran the piston for some time due to Kaepernicks abilities (or inabilities).

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on December 22, 2014, 02:16:52 PM
http://www.jetoffensive.com/index.php?topic=1373.msg105895.msg#105895
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on January 28, 2015, 08:35:26 AM
In HK starbucks is the only place to get a plane filtered coffee.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on January 30, 2015, 02:04:10 PM
The manor by which the Dolphins run their team is nothing short of hysterical.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on February 09, 2015, 07:33:55 AM
My wife told me I should go to Chic-fila.  Auto corrected to rooster filla
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Johnny English on February 09, 2015, 01:03:22 PM
My wife told me I should go to Chic-fila.  Auto corrected to rooster filla


There was no auto correct, she was telling you that you should do something about your tiny rooster.
Title: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on February 11, 2015, 02:17:23 PM
Good for you man. I was talking about JF in particular for beijing off his game.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 06, 2015, 11:22:41 AM

Duck Smith. We need to move on from that sack of excrement.

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Title: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 09, 2015, 07:29:44 PM
If we didn't have 3 studs on the slime I'd agree with you, but the chances of us resigning all three of them is slim.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Tommy on March 09, 2015, 07:46:07 PM
Hahahaha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on March 14, 2015, 10:35:36 AM
Dan Leberfeld @jetswhispers
Press Coverage on SiriusXM NFL Radio with @viccarucci - so much to talk about with the NFL hot-shove league in full gear. Channel 88.

I bet he likes getting a hot-shove every now and then.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 18, 2015, 11:34:02 AM
Hey you're not fitting the narrative that Parisian politics was invented after Obama got elected!

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on March 25, 2015, 10:50:23 AM
MB:  After 3-4 bights.....Wow this is delicious

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Fenwyr on April 01, 2015, 10:47:40 AM
I don't have it but I've watched friends play it. It's basically a faster version of the Demon/Dark Souls games. Which is what that franchise needed. It looks fun but even more dying in loved than its predecessors


I passed on it for Toukuden: Kiwami

Multiplayer monster hunter clone. I figure I'd get more playtime out of it

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Title: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 04, 2015, 05:19:35 PM
The whole show revolves around him tying to hang January Jones, it's tiring.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Cane on April 18, 2015, 05:17:08 AM

Ovechkin is probably going to win a cup when he's 35 and on a team that won't put the anus on him.

I'm not doing a picture for this one.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2015, 09:00:16 AM
I'm not doing a picture for this one.

Hahaha it's not an autocorrect, it was a homage to Dewey Crowe an awesome character on Justified:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQtSnaoRoU
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Cane on April 18, 2015, 11:29:22 AM

Hahaha it's not an autocorrect, it was a homage to Dewey Crowe an awesome character on Justified:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQtSnaoRoU

I'm not going to lie, I was 50/50 on intentional or not, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity in case it wasn't.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2015, 11:40:18 AM
I'm not going to lie, I was 50/50 on intentional or not, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity in case it wasn't.

Hahahah have at it, I use it in a lot of spots to catch anyone that might have seen Justified.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on April 18, 2015, 12:02:39 PM
He took my kidneys, Raylan!  Not my dick.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on April 18, 2015, 01:55:12 PM
He took my kidneys, Raylan!  Not my dick.

I have 4 kidneys?

But that was all Rex's fault and now he's gone, so what could go wrong? We have a top notch coaching staff now, I know because I read it on the Internet.

Rex was so great he should have been coach in perpetuity, I agree with you and Badger.

#Bringbackrexsoseafoodandbadgercansexhimup
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 29, 2015, 08:12:14 PM

Even more after hearing Mariucci interview him and him say  "I just gotta be a professional and jeep my head on straight "

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 30, 2015, 06:38:20 AM
Yeah I guess it's more natural in salsa, but I have told people in other fields to use this and it worked even better for them since the person interviewing has most likely never heard it used before.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 06:41:19 AM
hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on April 30, 2015, 10:35:54 AM
You don't have to justify the puck to me

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: NDMick on May 01, 2015, 07:57:20 PM
When did we ever send Salad deep? His trick was turning dumpoffs into 30 yards of YAC.

Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on May 01, 2015, 07:58:10 PM
That isn't a typo.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 01, 2015, 08:46:30 PM

Just because...

Ifo expressed-Olomu
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: NDMick on May 01, 2015, 11:22:54 PM
That isn't a typo.

Just realized it. whoops.

I didn't spend much time in Jets forum this season. Blame Geno Smith.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 05, 2015, 06:08:33 AM
Case in point, did we really need to televise Freedom Grays funeral?
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on May 16, 2015, 11:51:08 AM
This is true.  Back in the day I crossed the line with MB in that regard.  Realized it wasn't cook, felt like an derriere and apologized.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2015, 12:11:03 PM
Aunt Edna's Revenge
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on May 16, 2015, 12:14:38 PM
*shudder*
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 16, 2015, 04:12:04 PM
Wooooo I made the thread!
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Coach K on May 18, 2015, 08:50:41 AM
Wooooo I made the thread!

Lol

I'm just surprised I'm not in here more than I already am. Then again, with my typo laden posts , it probably became too easy.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on May 26, 2015, 08:25:37 PM

Although I kinda liked the Rangers when they got Jager so that counts right ?

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: dcm1602 on May 26, 2015, 08:27:18 PM
Wait so it wasnt named after him?
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 08:59:05 PM

I think the last time I watched a hockey game Mario Memieux was my favorite player.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: dcm1602 on May 26, 2015, 09:00:18 PM
I could have sworn it said Lemieux when I wrote it...

I bet Heismanberg is hacking my account to change my spelling!
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on May 26, 2015, 09:23:01 PM

I could have sworn it said Lemieux when I wrote it...

I bet Heismanberg is hacking my account to change my spelling!

Come to my house and I will show you what a Memieux is.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on May 27, 2015, 11:56:54 PM
Come to my house and I will show you what a Memieux is.

I'll pass, thanks
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on June 30, 2015, 11:03:35 AM
Most Christian priests can marry anyway. It's only Catholic ones who are celebrate.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Fenwyr on June 30, 2015, 11:44:22 AM
Damn you beat me to it.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: MBGreen on August 27, 2015, 01:03:43 PM

If you consider taking over a 6-2 team with the number one overall NFC seed and Buttfumbling them completely out of the postseason "playing really well" then I guess he played really well.

So did Ryne Lindley in Arizona, Geno Smith with the Jets, Josh McCown in Tampa and Blaine Gabbert in Jax

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: SixFeetDeep on August 31, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
Quote
There's one a block from my orifice.  Are you still in town?
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on September 14, 2015, 05:17:56 PM
Tabby was the wheeler and dealer, it was Rex's job to let him know which players fit his system the best.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 06, 2015, 02:27:28 PM

Router Miles!!!!!

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 19, 2015, 08:50:08 PM

That was a shitty horse collar tackle call and then 2 missed tackles by Afro and Revis

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Libero_2 on December 19, 2015, 11:12:16 PM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/19/50e3ee6ec01696f2d02d986505343f9e.jpg)

I had one that was way worse earlier, but I didn't know it changed Cro to Afro, that's awesome
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2016, 06:35:57 PM
Not wanting to live next door to a black family because they may be violet or whatever is racist.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Tommy on April 22, 2016, 09:15:17 PM
lolololololol
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on June 06, 2016, 06:15:48 PM
I would imagine something like the Hardhome episode, where 1/3 to a 1/2 of it was Mermen and such and the rest was actual battle.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2016, 08:55:36 PM
I just realized how underwood existed Roose's death has been as a freak up.  Such a lame way to go.

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: guinness77 on September 01, 2016, 07:13:38 PM
Ima going to protest the Hocaust by sitting for the Anthem.
God bless those dead hoes
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: NDMick on September 19, 2016, 02:03:47 PM
God bless those Jew dead hoes

fixed
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on December 17, 2017, 07:43:50 AM
I was texting with the repair man for my heater that is on the fritz. In the process of telling me he'd be here tomorrow, he was telling me he was going hunting in the morning and was smoking a duck today for his daughter's 21st birthday.

I was 0.01 seconds away from hitting the send button on a text that said "thanks and enjoy the freak!"

My autocorrect has been on jetoffensive too long.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2017, 09:35:58 AM
I was texting with the repair man for my heater that is on the fritz. In the process of telling me he'd be here tomorrow, he was telling me he was going hunting in the morning and was smoking a duck today for his daughter's 21st birthday.

I was 0.01 seconds away from hitting the send button on a text that said "thanks and enjoy the freak!"

My autocorrect has been on jetoffensive too long.

Try using the swype feature on Samsung. I can't tell you how many times I have had to stop the damn thing from sending the word: queynte to JE, MB, Guinness or you My Mom, Pizza and Pizza's daughter, a female friend or 2....it would have been ugly.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on December 17, 2017, 09:48:31 AM
Try using the swype feature on Samsung. I can't tell you how many times I have had to stop the damn thing from sending the word: queynte to JE, MB, Guinness or you My Mom, Pizza and Pizza's daughter, a female friend or 2....it would have been ugly.
I need to find a function that gives me about a 5 second or so delay on texts sending to take back mistakes before they go out.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Miamipuck on December 17, 2017, 09:53:34 AM
I need to find a function that gives me about a 5 second or so delay on texts sending to take back mistakes before they go out.

Thats a great idea.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Libero_2 on December 17, 2017, 06:33:04 PM
I need to find a function that gives me about a 5 second or so delay on texts sending to take back mistakes before they go out.

That sounds like a brilliant app.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on December 17, 2017, 06:43:21 PM
That sounds like a brilliant app.
Pretty sure either already exists, I'm just too lazy to find it.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on December 17, 2017, 09:34:31 PM
Pretty sure either already exists, I'm just too lazy to find it.

That function exists in Microsoft Outlook so the idea is already out there.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: AlioTheFool on December 18, 2017, 10:10:05 AM
If you use an Android phone, the app Chomp can replace your default texting app, and it has a feature to delay sending your texts. There's a free version (ad supported) if you want to try it out. It's what I use (paid version).

If you have an iPhone, well, I can't really help you if you don't want to own a real phone.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: bojanglesman on December 18, 2017, 10:11:32 AM
If you use an Android phone, the app Chomp can replace your default texting app, and it has a feature to delay sending your texts. There's a free version (ad supported) if you want to try it out. It's what I use (paid version).

If you have an iPhone, well, I can't really help you if you don't want to own a real phone.
Thanks.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Johnny English on December 18, 2017, 10:54:50 AM
There are also apps that allow you to set drunk mode, which restricts you from sending texts to certain people between certain hours when you've notified it that you'll be drinking. Will save you making those booty calls to Puck at 1am.
Title: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on June 08, 2018, 09:29:45 PM
Is Shovelhead Ohtani most valuable as a pitcher, a hitter, or a combination of both. Pitchers get injured so damn often.

My tablet tried to change Nimmo to animosity.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on November 10, 2022, 09:50:11 PM
Malapropism szn

All this meanwhile we've seen huge sloths of people coming out to vote because of abortion law.

Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2023, 05:21:46 PM
Had to do it to em

Medical cap space and his best skillet will rapidly decline a few years into the deal

Lamar has a QB skillet

Lamar does not have a QB skillet anywhere close to being the top paid QB ever.

Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Heismanberg on January 16, 2023, 06:56:38 PM
Hold up!  Let them cook (with a skillet).
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 16, 2023, 08:05:11 PM
I completely forgot about this thread.
Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on April 19, 2023, 03:27:48 PM
Well the source isn't credible it's an anyanamous GM opinion being cited lol

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on September 29, 2023, 07:13:33 AM


One of my groomsmen was a balloon for the eagles years ago and he hot close to the players.

Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on November 14, 2023, 03:05:07 PM


We don’t really need to continue the conversation of if AR would be an phrase over Zach past this point

Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2024, 12:34:02 PM


But let's keep letting a 4yo QB hold this team hostage

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Title: Re: Typo & Autocorrect Hall of Fame
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 07, 2024, 12:35:28 PM
^Haha, oops

Though mentally I may have a point